/ashIeyj/ - Ashley Jones

Discuss the world's funniest female comedienne, Ashley Jones. My boyfriend is the Endchan owner. Also this board has a capital i

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fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuk Anonymous 10/07/2022 (Fri) 09:40 [Preview] No. 1068 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
how to stop being in lov with a CIA/israelite/fbi literal (;)) honey pot?


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Anonymous 10/07/2022 (Fri) 09:56 [Preview] No.1070 del
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>>1069
I just want to marry/kill her so bad :(


Anonymous 10/11/2022 (Tue) 07:12 [Preview] No.1373 del
>>1068
Can we petition the CIA to clone Ashley so we all get our own Ashley?



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You are in The Walmart and this fucking guy slaps your "girlfriend's" ass... What do you do?


Anonymous 10/01/2022 (Sat) 14:02 [Preview] No.863 del
Bend him over and fuck him in his tight hairy pussy


Anonymous 10/01/2022 (Sat) 20:08 [Preview] No.868 del
>>861

do mi ti, why not me?


Anonymous 10/04/2022 (Tue) 04:30 [Preview] No.951 del
>>861
Give him a sweet bonus.


Anonymous 10/11/2022 (Tue) 07:09 [Preview] No.1370 del
>>861
I have no girlfriend, which means I'd probably be dreaming, so I'd say, "Pinch me, I must be dreaming!"


Anonymous 10/11/2022 (Tue) 07:11 [Preview] No.1372 del
>>861
I spread my cheekes as far as I can



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Does Ash actually play MTG? Anonymous 10/06/2022 (Thu) 23:30 [Preview] No. 1047 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Also what games you cucks playing these days?
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Anonymous 10/09/2022 (Sun) 00:06 [Preview] No.1224 del
>>1217
Oh yeah, my mom wouldn't like you at all. We can't have a cute girl stealing away her only son not in prison.


Anonymous 10/09/2022 (Sun) 03:26 [Preview] No.1249 del
>>1217
I'm not ashley so your mom would just think that you're gay bruh


Anonymous 10/09/2022 (Sun) 03:26 [Preview] No.1251 del
>>1249
meant to respond to >>1224


Anonymous 10/09/2022 (Sun) 03:42 [Preview] No.1253 del
>>1249
Hey, it's cool. We can figure things out as we go. I won't give up you if you don't give up on me.


Anonymous 10/09/2022 (Sun) 03:46 [Preview] No.1254 del
>>1253
whoa whoa easy with the homoeroticism there buddy. are you trying to get me banned or something?



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/ashleyj/ anti-tranny general Anonymous 09/17/2022 (Sat) 12:28 [Preview] No. 315 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
So what do you boys make of this latest bit of degeneracy that's been making the rounds?

Personally, I wish more people would follow rule #1 IRL.

>Photos and videos out of a Canadian High School are going viral as they show a male teacher wearing what appears to be large, prosthetic breasts in full view of young students.

>Shocking media first began to circulate on Twitter earlier this week, with multiple accounts sharing a mobile phone video and stills of a shop teacher demonstrating how to use a circular saw.

>The teacher is seen wearing an extremely prominent prosthetic bust, one which clearly outlines the nipples through his tight shirt. He is also donning a bright blonde wig and short-shorts.

https://nitter.dark.fail/reduxxmag/status/1570749355736592387
https://reduxx.info/ontario-high-school-teacher-seen-wearing-massive-prosthetic-bust-to-teach/
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Anonymous 10/01/2022 (Sat) 17:29 [Preview] No.864 del
>>860

goth styx was pretty hot. if he had been gen x he would've got all kindsa pussy in the 90s.


Anonymous 10/01/2022 (Sat) 18:42 [Preview] No.866 del
>>860
I bet Alex Jones would beat off to him


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Anonymous 10/09/2022 (Sun) 00:50 [Preview] No.1232 del



trying to figure out how to delete this cp thread so in the meantime ill just edit the thread until i can figure out how to delete it. new topic, talk about anything else.

UPDATE: Notice that when you hit reply, this thread 404s. I think I did delete it correctly, because I've deleted this cp thread before and it worked. Endchan is messing up, not my problem. Unfortunately, this thread will probably never be deleted and permanently broken. The only way to get this thread deleted globally would be by a globy. Probably would get deleted in a few seconds if I posted scat, though, but I can only edit the text in this post.

UPDATE 2: Now the thread isn't 404'ing. What do you guys want to talk about? Or should I just delete this thread? Why did anyone give me power? I don't know what to do. Tell me what to do, I don't know what to do.
Edited last time by xmr on 10/08/2022 (Sat) 18:52.
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Anonymous 10/08/2022 (Sat) 21:10 [Preview] No.1200 del
>>1197
>cum isnt free
how much does it cost when you cum?


Anonymous 10/08/2022 (Sat) 21:32 [Preview] No.1205 del
It costs dignity. I don't have a lot to spare but I'm not going to jerk off and cum on a picture. It's degenerate and also it feels akin to some kind weird of satanic ritual or something. I'm sure it'll be a funny joke and I'm sure someone here will do it for head pats.


Anonymous 10/08/2022 (Sat) 22:59 [Preview] No.1209 del
>>1205
Go look at yourself in a mirror and come back with an update on your dignity.


Anonymous 10/08/2022 (Sat) 23:15 [Preview] No.1212 del
>>1197
to be fair to ash monero isnt comparable to some blatantly obvious erc20 pajeet rugpull token. either you haven't looked into it or you don't know what you're talking about anon


Anonymous 10/08/2022 (Sat) 23:21 [Preview] No.1213 del
Free cum? XMR accepted? XRP preferred?
Take my crypto?
Where is the address?
How do I access the cum?



While we wait for Ashley to produce new content, let's have a funny images thread. Anything goes. Have a laugh and contriboot some content. I'll start with a few.
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Anonymous 10/08/2022 (Sat) 15:48 [Preview] No.1160 del
funny


Anonymous 10/08/2022 (Sat) 16:08 [Preview] No.1161 del
breakin da law breakin da law


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i hate trannies so much it's unhealthy, but i don't actually have that many tranny hate pics


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>>1161
I just realized he's wearing their flag colors on his tie. subliminal messaging?

>>1164
oh I have a huge folder, here's some more


Anonymous 10/08/2022 (Sat) 17:15 [Preview] No.1169 del
>>1167
nice. i just realized there's already an anti-tranny thread so i'll probably take my outbursts there when i need to



this is a lot like me and ashley



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yo Anonymous 10/06/2022 (Thu) 03:49 [Preview] No. 1012 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
I made the original 8chan music thread from years ago, anyone wanna start it back up?
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Anonymous 10/06/2022 (Thu) 19:06 [Preview] No.1044 del
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I just like slow comfy piano music anymore.


Anonymous 10/06/2022 (Thu) 21:21 [Preview] No.1045 del
>>1041
How about you start a new board called /ashleygay/ and go be a faggot there.


Anonymous 10/07/2022 (Fri) 05:44 [Preview] No.1062 del
>>1044
very good choice
https://youtube.com/watch?v=TLDflhhdPCg [Embed]


Anonymous 10/07/2022 (Fri) 06:26 [Preview] No.1063 del
We already have a music thread you mental midget


Anonymous 10/07/2022 (Fri) 14:12 [Preview] No.1073 del
>>1063
https://youtube.com/watch?v=-cMK3hu-Qq4 [Embed]



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'son on the 'log



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Ashley poetry Anonymous 10/05/2022 (Wed) 05:18 [Preview] No. 989 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
fuck poems.

"Fuck Poems" by Ashley
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Anonymous 10/05/2022 (Wed) 20:29 [Preview] No.1001 del
my queen the autist
so graceful doth she shitpost
I have a boner

>>990
I cried

>>991
sounds like Lil B


Anonymous 10/05/2022 (Wed) 20:36 [Preview] No.1002 del
Entering her was like a religious experience
Only those judged worthy by her could play
An earth shaking orgasmic eruption has not been had since
By the one who had her that day


Anonymous 10/05/2022 (Wed) 23:28 [Preview] No.1005 del
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>>1001
Probably Ashley then. I can haiku too.

Came home to Ashley
Scissoring cute lesbian
Short androgynous haircut

Caught Ashley again
Scissoring with her girlfriend
Table of coupons

We play on the bed
Ashley and her friend made out
Like bandits in Monopoly <-- One syllable over, but...

It don't matter... None 'a this matters... And I learned something today.
https://writing.stackexchange.com/questions/6599/does-a-haiku-need-to-have-exactly-17-syllables


Anonymous 10/06/2022 (Thu) 08:02 [Preview] No.1026 del
>>1002
I just barely realized you're posting that pic out of necessity because the name field is removed. carry on in peace.

man of the ocean
searching for his one true love
sees a black mermaid


Anonymous 10/06/2022 (Thu) 10:20 [Preview] No.1031 del
>>1026
>black mermaid
I don't put stock in fish stories. I'd be more inclined to believe you if the mermaid was white. Everyone knows blacks can't swim and here is why.