/ashIeyj/ - Ashley Jones

Discuss the world's funniest female comedienne, Ashley Jones. My boyfriend is the Endchan owner. Also this board has a capital i

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secret messages for ashley Anonymous 09/26/2022 (Mon) 15:30 [Preview] No. 591 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
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Anonymous 09/27/2022 (Tue) 17:30 [Preview] No.657 del
>>656
Ah yes, a honeypot of a website. Thats a good idea. On one of her pages she said she might make her own imageboard


Anonymous 09/27/2022 (Tue) 20:01 [Preview] No.673 del
>>657
Sounds like honeypot websites are a serious concern of yours, anon. You wouldn't happen to masterbate to a certain 15 year old girl, would you?


Anonymous 09/28/2022 (Wed) 02:24 [Preview] No.688 del
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you are ashley really?
you big goofball, i like you!.
I'm glad you're back with your cool chans men.
can you change the colors of the board please babe?. the current color combination looks bad, plus they make me catatonic and take away my desire to interact on the board. could you put high contrast colors on them please? such as... black background with pink, red or orange letters, I promise that the board will be more pleasant to the senses. Can you also add the links of your video pages and social networks to follow you? so we could finance you and interact better with you. be a good girl and do what I ask of you please.
have a nice day sweetie!


Anonymous 09/28/2022 (Wed) 04:07 [Preview] No.696 del
>>688
shut your fucking mouth. if this board is made to look anything like the 8chan I'll have a seizure.
she does need to change the
>eye melting greentext though


Anonymous 09/29/2022 (Thu) 22:56 [Preview] No.752 del
>>696
It seems fine to me. Maybe you should eat more carrots.



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bros where do you buy your breast milk now because I am fiending bad rn and need a warm glass of the good stuff.

since ashley is unvaxxed I was hoping she would consider selling me som breast milk. i will pay top dollar. ashley you might not know this but as a AFAB woman you can start lactating anytime you want if you have your breasts suckled multiple times a day for 10 or 15 minutes at a time. i don't think your breasts are large enuff to alough for your nipples to reach your own mouth so you will have to make bandit do it or get a breast pump. make sure you hydrate and in 3-4 weeks you will start tating.

WTB unvaxxed breast milk ASAP!!!
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Anonymous 09/29/2022 (Thu) 03:12 [Preview] No.721 del
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>>709
We were discussing eating Ashley instead of the bugs on the other board. We could pay the Chinese to clone her and raise Ashleys on a farm. Once they are fattened up, we could send them off to the meat-packing factory. I think Ashley would actually support this since Ashley is not an animal and clones have no soul. I know Almost Ashley will catch on with consumers since it's heavily endorsed by all the big celebrities and politicians. Everyone here would be able to buy Almost Ashley at the grocery store. Just look for the big Ashley saying "Eat me" in the meat department of your local Whole Foods Market. Ashley could be a viable food source and get people back into raising their own food on the homestead. Ashley will lead the fight against glomohomo hunger to build back better for a more sustainable future for all.


Anonymous 09/29/2022 (Thu) 03:20 [Preview] No.722 del
I can see it now. Rolling out of bed before dawn after kissing my still sleeping wife on her head. Heading out to the barn with my assault weapon and tossing some goyslop at my feet as an Ashley runs up to feed. Aiming directly between her eyes and firing as the other Ashleys run scared. Hoisting the Ashley up high with my tractor to exsanguinate her. Then scalding her in hot water and scraping her clean. Now it's time to remove the Ashley's head. I'm going to need my wife's help with that. She brings me my big knife and we take turns eviscerating the Ashley carcass. She enjoys this as much as our son Derrick does but he's off to school. Can't help his pa out in the field today. Come to think of it, I noticed one of my guns missing from the rack? Anywho, once we split the Ashley down the middle, we take her carcass to the cooler to butcher her into chops for Sunday Supper. My wife, Ashley, loves the taste of her own meat.


Anonymous 09/29/2022 (Thu) 15:24 [Preview] No.735 del
>>721
>>722
>We were discussing eating Ashley instead of the bugs on the other board.
>posts gay shit thinking its edgy/funny
Go back to your tranny board, faggot.


Anonymous 09/29/2022 (Thu) 22:22 [Preview] No.747 del
>>735
Some of ya'll never read 100 books to get a free personal pan pizza and it shows. Are you not entertained? I'm sure if my posts bother Ashley as much as they bother white knights, she'll leave me a little love note written in red on them. Ashley is tutoring me after school. She's assisting me with my creative writing classes. She inspires me to better myself. My intention was not to be edgy, but absurd. It's meant to be more along the lines of Soylent Green rather than Jeffrey Dahmer. I'm sorry you can't stomach cannibalism. I hear human flesh tastes just like pork, that's why they call it long pig. I wouldn't know. I'm not a big celebrity or politician. I'm not a cannibal. I'm not your faggot. I'm not your tranny. I don't eat cum. I'm an actual software developer unlike Pivot who only tries to copy everything I do. I hope Ashley likes my posts enough to give me an A+ and leaves me a cute little note I can show my mom so she will take me to Pizza Hut so I can finally use these Book It! coupons.


Anonymous 10/13/2022 (Thu) 17:02 [Preview] No.1511 del
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welp, there's the anticlimactic answer to the old question, unsatisfyingly simple but makes perfect sense.


Anonymous 09/28/2022 (Wed) 05:09 [Preview] No.701 del
>>700
fugg you're right I thought the new vid really did take 8 years to make


Anonymous 09/28/2022 (Wed) 05:30 [Preview] No.702 del
Why she using profile pics and pics on the site from years ago?


Anonymous 09/28/2022 (Wed) 05:53 [Preview] No.703 del
>>702
You mean the pfp with blue hair? I thought that one was new but now I'm not so sure


Anonymous 09/28/2022 (Wed) 06:19 [Preview] No.704 del
I was referring to it just being her parents that made her stop back then, I was always curious about that.
I am also curious why she just now decided to start again though.

>>703
it's probably relatively new since it takes a long time for hair to grow that much, I assume she cut it sometime in the last year when she decided to make videos again


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>>703
Not sure. This was posted on pol in 2015



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Dear Ashley,

My mom gave me my weekly
allowance today. I was going to
get you a pizza gift card but I
was so hungry that I ordered me
a pizza instead and didn't
have enough to get you your gift
card. Please don't be mad. I will
be sending you my last slice. I
hope you like Domino's pizza. I
don't prefer them but they are
always late on delivery if you
order right before they close and
will send you a free pizza coupon
for your next order since they
were so late on delivery. Aren't I

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Anonymous 09/27/2022 (Tue) 03:04 [Preview] No.624 del
That ship already sailed down the drain.


Anonymous 09/27/2022 (Tue) 08:35 [Preview] No.631 del
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Anonymous 09/28/2022 (Wed) 01:34 [Preview] No.686 del
sometimes when I wipe it feels really good


Anonymous 09/28/2022 (Wed) 03:39 [Preview] No.693 del
>>686
Do you like playing the pop-through game?



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#shitforashley



this is a lot like me and ashley



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this is a lot like me and ashley



She’s never coming back Anonymous 09/05/2022 (Mon) 03:16 [Preview] No. 174 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Sad shit really. Move to n or kill yourself.
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Anonymous 09/25/2022 (Sun) 23:22 [Preview] No.524 del
>>518
You know what, Ashley? I believe I did do that. Don't blame me though. It's obviously your fault for being gone for so long and not being there to moderate the /ashleyj/ board as the responsible parent. You were supposed to protect my precious little impressionable mind from (((them))). Where were you? I still don't even know anything about you? You think you can just waltz back into my life 8 years later with a manifesto and some ridiculous video and we can just pick up where we left off?!


Anonymous 09/25/2022 (Sun) 23:23 [Preview] No.526 del
>>524
youre talking like an insane faggot


Anonymous 09/25/2022 (Sun) 23:30 [Preview] No.529 del
>>526
I'm no faggot.


Anonymous 09/25/2022 (Sun) 23:41 [Preview] No.535 del
>>503
Gladly


Anonymous 09/26/2022 (Mon) 03:00 [Preview] No.568 del
>>524
hey that's not true. it was only 7 years and 5 months



this is a lot like me and ashley
Dangerously close to completely violating rule 1. In your twisted little fantasy, you see yourself as a girl. Consider this a wa
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Anonymous 09/25/2022 (Sun) 23:45 [Preview] No.536 del
>>534
asholes is pretty good to be tbh


Anonymous 09/25/2022 (Sun) 23:51 [Preview] No.537 del
>>534
I think it was ashlings in the before times if I remember correctly


Anonymous 09/26/2022 (Mon) 00:04 [Preview] No.543 del
>>536
haha like because she's mexican? ash ¡olé!


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Anonymous 09/26/2022 (Mon) 02:53 [Preview] No.566 del
>>519
it's good, it's about a bunch of traumatized mentally ill people and it's borderline pyschological horror so I find it very relatable



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this is a lot like me and ashley


Anonymous 09/26/2022 (Mon) 00:11 [Preview] No.547 del
>>546
Which nigger are you? or are you the "woman"?


Anonymous 09/26/2022 (Mon) 02:46 [Preview] No.565 del
>>546
Kill yourself nigger lover