/ashIeyj/ - Ashley Jones

Discuss the world's funniest female comedienne, Ashley Jones. My boyfriend is the Endchan owner. Also this board has a capital i

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RULES Anonymous 08/29/2022 (Mon) 16:28 [Preview] No. 1 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Hello. You have just stumbled upon the world's funniest female comedienne's fan page, Ashley Jones.

Who is Ashley Jones? She is a globally recognized, world renowned, no longer underage, technology enthusiast, free software advocate, and female comedienne. She made her debut in 2014 at only 15 years old.

Visit my website for written and video content: https://icum.to

RULES:
1. Do NOT talk positively about trannies or gays.
Tranny sympathizers WILL be banned
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TikTok Tranny | Movie Trailer (2022) Anonymous 11/24/2022 (Thu) 07:17 [Preview] No. 3209 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Ashley made an entire movie.
https://videos.icum.to/w/86YFVGb3tXPc5NBpTU8Q3b

A formerly internet famous tomboy realizes her days of internet fame are long gone. No longer receiving the online attention she craves, she turns to drastic measures to reclaim her stardom. Even if that means becoming a "female to male to female" transgender to get TikTok famous. Follow her journey to deceive hundreds of thousands of internet users in her quest for online attention, with the raunchiest, most offensive, and tone deaf documentary of recent times.

December 3rd, 2022. Premieres livestreamed free on Endchan's Cytube channel: https://cytu.be/r/endcorner
Times: 4pm EST | 3pm CST | 2pm MST | 1pm PST
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Anonymous 12/08/2022 (Thu) 15:27 [Preview] No.3739 del
>>3706
>god's lonely man
kino


Anonymous 12/08/2022 (Thu) 17:12 [Preview] No.3740 del
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I want to buy this for tactical ashley

>>3730
hmmm I don't have any ideas on what to make. Guess I need time to charge the batts. Was thinking of doing a sexy hunch compilation but I guess it can wait. Well, also I'm hungover. I was dropping those cards off at bars and ended up drinking whiskey all day :3


Anonymous 12/08/2022 (Thu) 20:50 [Preview] No.3741 del
I want to buy this for long leg Ash.


Anonymous 12/08/2022 (Thu) 21:16 [Preview] No.3742 del
Wouldn't you rather get her a leather pup suit or whatever?


Anonymous 12/09/2022 (Fri) 19:33 [Preview] No.3748 del
>>3587
It's probably because she was the least ugly tranny on tiktok at the time, I imagine others get much more hate



ITS ALREADY SNOWING WHERE IM AT Anonymous 11/15/2022 (Tue) 21:47 [Preview] No. 2800 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
It’s snow time everyone!
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Anonymous 11/27/2022 (Sun) 22:32 [Preview] No.3310 del
I'm more interested in splitting Ashley down the middle with my wood.


Anonymous 12/09/2022 (Fri) 03:43 [Preview] No.3743 del
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Quick update: If you live in a cold climate these are amazing.


Anonymous 12/09/2022 (Fri) 14:41 [Preview] No.3744 del
>>3205
>>3210
>lighter axe
Spend more energy on hitting.
>heavier axe
Spend more energy on lifting.


Anonymous 12/09/2022 (Fri) 16:41 [Preview] No.3745 del
>>3744
This is a true survivalist elite knowledge bomb


Anonymous 12/09/2022 (Fri) 19:11 [Preview] No.3747 del
>>3745
It actually is.
Here's another. For splitting pick an axe with fat cheeks. For chopping (perpendicular cuts on the grain) use a slim axe.



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Hey, in the years you've been gone, have you kept up with playing guitar?
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Anonymous 09/29/2022 (Thu) 05:57 [Preview] No.726 del
>>725
getting stabbed hurts a shitload, the least painful methods are gun, cliff/building or exit bag


Anonymous 09/29/2022 (Thu) 06:14 [Preview] No.727 del
>>726
don't knock it until you try it


Anonymous 09/29/2022 (Thu) 23:37 [Preview] No.756 del
>>725
Trust me, getting stabbed hurts a lot. At least I think so, because all the people I've stabbed have screamed a ton


Anonymous 09/30/2022 (Fri) 00:09 [Preview] No.758 del
>>756
that's because they believe they have something to live for i guess. probably don't want to miss the next season of virgin river. i'd scream too if i knew i was going to miss out on your next video. btw i thought i was stabbed in the face a few months ago remember? i didn't scream. i did flee because i thought i would be put into a position where i'd have to kill someone i couldn't live with killing and i was bleeding badly but mostly i was afraid of missing out on you. i've already had my metal tested ashley. that wasn't the first time. i'm just built different. my leg got caught in a ladder at work i fell off of once and i bent the ladder instead of breaking my leg. it may have been made in china. i don't know? i added some punctuation for your convenience so you won't strain those pretty eyes reading my post about me because i care


Anonymous 12/09/2022 (Fri) 18:46 [Preview] No.3746 del
Will Ashley post any of her guitar playing?



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SPREAD ASHLEY CAMPAIGN Anonymous 11/07/2022 (Mon) 17:21 [Preview] No. 2567 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
The modern web is garbage, why try to spread Ashley online when we should all want to spread Ashley in real life? This is the Spread Ashley Campaign.

Do your part to share her videos with the world. There are many ways you can do this. Let us discuss how we would spread Ashley.

I will be contributing to the Spread Ashley Campaign. I've made a few fliers for the cause.

All fliers these would be ideal inside toilet stalls, by bus stops, on lamp posts, a communal billboard. (That is, if you get consent from the property owner of these places.) You could also put these on people's cars (with their consent. Ask the owner of the car if you have their permission to put the flier on their car).

Challenge mode: Take a picture of the flier where you posted it. You will gain extra internet points.
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Big route today. Made about 30 or so drops. Obviously couldn't snap a pic of every one but here are a few. Was going to hand some out to bums but didn't come across any being that it was rainy and shitty all day


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and someone will be taking home a very special poinsettia this season


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>>3731
>>3732
great work getting out there and spreading Ashley's butthole to the public and the card looks great too.


Anonymous 12/08/2022 (Thu) 03:15 [Preview] No.3737 del
>>3731
>>3732
This is absolutely hilarious. The poinsettias made me audibly laugh. fantastic job anon.


Anonymous 12/08/2022 (Thu) 04:48 [Preview] No.3738 del
>>3731
>>3732
This man is doing the lord's work. Great locations to drop these, I like how you put the mstab8 card next to the gay people hugging each other. Yes, that art style is supposed to represent actual gay people.

>and someone will be taking home a very special poinsettia this season
kek this is pure gold. If I was going to a shoe store I would slip one into a shoe.



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HO HO HO Anonymous 11/30/2022 (Wed) 19:17 [Preview] No. 3460 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Enjoy the custom .css, I tried my best to make it usable while still having character for the season. If any of you don't like it, you're a baby bitch.
BUTT WAIT. There's MORE.

I made a GTK3 theme for Linux. Please, for the love of god, somebody humor me and install the theme. The theme has:
Blue Christmas GTK3 theme
Red folder icons
3 Christmas cursors
Blue Christmas terminal appearance
Wallpaper
Animated Christmas tree click-and-drag desktop widget
Look and install the theme: https://icum.to/making-gtk-theme-linux/

I managed to make a click-and-drag Christmas tree desktop widget. Bring a little Christmas cheer to your desktop if you use Linux. Hope things work as intended. Feedback is welcome.
https://icum.to/how-to-make-animated-desktop-widget-for-linux/

My homepage is also Christmas themed. Again, only baby bitches don't like festive .css and html, which adds soul and life to the internet. You aren't a lil baby bitch, are you?
https://icum.to
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Anonymous 12/03/2022 (Sat) 05:41 [Preview] No.3568 del
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>>3533
and when she gets hot she melts... ok that was cringe (sorry)
>>3535
that little grin on Derricks face, looks very pleased!
>>3537
Do you do any post diffusion work to those?
>>3530
>Maybe try moving the /ashleyj/ to the top right hand corner so it's more readable?
Done, here it is if you still want it


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BEEHOLD! my amazing animation skills


Anonymous 12/07/2022 (Wed) 12:31 [Preview] No.3719 del
>>3717
🔼
Upvoted


Anonymous 12/07/2022 (Wed) 13:26 [Preview] No.3723 del
>>3717
Reddit user has awarded you with 🫃 pregnant man award! For real though this is impressive and you made Derrick look great. I'm more amazed that his "marking" isn't neon green from all the mountain dew.


Anonymous 12/07/2022 (Wed) 17:58 [Preview] No.3727 del
>>3717
This is great. Makes me wish there was a Monkey Island-esk retro Ashley video game.



Anonymous 08/30/2022 (Tue) 00:01 [Preview] No. 48 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
You know what this board needs.. besides an abortion. A music thread. And right now, it's time to share the jams that make you laugh... the tunes that make you cry... and the songs that you keep groovin'.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=jUP-x4dZIgI [Embed]
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Anonymous 11/29/2022 (Tue) 11:12 [Preview] No.3372 del
>>3371
Dustin Diamond was a con, even got into porn when celeb sex tapes were a thing. The book he wrote was full of lies, he was doing what he could to make a buck. The rest of the cast outside of the show never had a bad track record except for Dustin.


Anonymous 11/29/2022 (Tue) 20:26 [Preview] No.3383 del
>>3372
>>3371
Dustin Diamond is Jewish.


Anonymous 12/06/2022 (Tue) 23:52 [Preview] No.3707 del
We're bringing the music thread back, guys! Let's go!
https://youtube.com/watch?v=G09Qx-UGQLQ [Embed]


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Anonymous 12/07/2022 (Wed) 13:09 [Preview] No.3721 del
Songs about 2 minutes in length are too short, especially for a good song like this one
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BANNER THREAD Anonymous 08/29/2022 (Mon) 19:24 [Preview] No. 2 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Post your custom banners and I will upload them (if they are good enough) to this board. They must be this size: 466 width x 190 height
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Anonymous 11/10/2022 (Thu) 20:10 [Preview] No.2679 del
>>2678
Not to mention, in a movie about ASHLEY JONES.


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>>2678
>already partaking in the watching of Christmas movies
Isn't there somebody you forgot to ask?


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>>2678
Wait, who told you that you look like Rebecca Chambers? I thought I was the one who posted that and I don't remember posting about it on the board? Leon likes a hapa btw so your hubba hubba pic is accurate. Rebecca ends up with pic related. I don't give a shit about cosplay but I won't deny that I do find some of the girls in costume hot. You would totally pull off a Rebecca Chambers cosplay but I would totally attempt pull off your costume. What happened to you liking fat hairy old guys? You got me sweating because I'm not sweating in the gym.


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Anti-Gay Anonymous 12/05/2022 (Mon) 07:33 [Preview] No.3613 del
Ashley I find you funny and cute and intelligent but I am in constant fear of seeing gay shit that disgust me to my very core when I watch your videos. Please stop putting gay porno in your videos. Thanks and Merry Christmas.



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Hey kids Anonymous 11/05/2022 (Sat) 17:24 [Preview] No. 2488 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
New Ashley video will be premiering LIVE today around 4:50pm EST, right before Endchan's monthly movie. There will be a live chat. Come join us: https://cytu.be/r/endcorner

Update: Stream is over. Watch the new video here: https://videos.icum.to/w/qxiVTowoo1YsZ8Y2KhjLem

Thank you to Endchan and for everyone who came. Now post your drawings, boys.
Edited last time by xmr on 11/05/2022 (Sat) 22:55.
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>with his family


Anonymous 11/26/2022 (Sat) 10:27 [Preview] No.3294 del
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>>3015
As far as I know, Tencent has a minority share in Discord. The Chinese have a minority share in a lot of American companies. I'm not sure if Tencent is a willing puppet of the CCP but I do know the CCP does have some influence over them. It would be expected that their gov't would want to influence users on their network. Our gov't does that too. The majority of Chinese actually support their gov't so it wouldn't be farfetched that they would work with them when asked. There might be consequences if they don't. Last I heard, Tencent is on thin ice with the CCP. Due to recent gov't regulations, they lost a lot of stock value and the company is on life support. I don't know what's the hubbub with TikTok. I don't use it. It seems pointless. I know it's owned by a Chinese company. I know Trump started a pissing contest with them and it's a big deal in Washington right now. Just seems like an old fashioned Yellow Peril to me, which is as American as apple pie. I've been hearing the Chinese were going to take over the world for the past three decades. They can't even take their island back.


Anonymous 11/26/2022 (Sat) 16:21 [Preview] No.3296 del
>>3294
>I've been hearing the Chinese were going to take over the world for the past three decades. They can't even take their island back.
underrated opinion. "muh china is coming" and "ccp le evil" is such a boomer take. the same evil that controls china exists here. china is the staging ground for their global plans (social credit etc). if you want to know what's coming to the west, take a look at china.
however, this isn't an endorsement of their aptitude for social domination. take for example the "great firewall" of china. the project wasn't even fully realized until like 2006. to this day it is easily circumvented (well, easily if you know what you're doing). point is, the dinosaurs in charge didn't even say, "hmm, this internet thing could be a problem for keeping the masses under control" until the mid 2000s. morons. here in the west, in modern times, we've taken a different tact: cancel culture. don't like what someone is saying? no laws necessary - just get their hosting providers to shut them down, cut off their access to financial services, etc. which method of censorship is more effective is yet to be seen, but I suspect its the latter, actually.


Anonymous 11/26/2022 (Sat) 18:59 [Preview] No.3298 del
>>3296
This is the global elitist and founder of the World Economic Forum that I would be concerned about. Klaus Schwab declared on Chinese State TV that China is a model for many nations.


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>>3298
Yeah, this guy is a real jerk. He wants to merge outworld with ours. He's no match for Rex Kwon Do, though. Just break the wrist, walk away.



Mandela Effects Anonymous 11/28/2022 (Mon) 11:20 [Preview] No. 3347 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Just came across a Mandela Effect nobody else has noticed.

Bomb-omb or Bob-omb?

I've always known it to be bomb-omb, bob-omb makes no sense. If you write out Bomb-omb it's bomb twice, which makes more sense than Bob-omb. What do you remember? Also, post more Mandela Effects.
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Anonymous 12/03/2022 (Sat) 12:04 [Preview] No.3572 del
>>3536
You might misunderstand what makes the Mandela Effect unique. Mass amounts of people remember something a different way than what said effect is in our current timeline. Bad example, but say a lot of people remember "Tonka Trunks" as "Toonka Trucks", but every piece of media, new and old, refers to it as the "new" way people don't recall, Tonka Trucks. It's a speculated timeline shift that only certain people remember.


Anonymous 12/03/2022 (Sat) 13:05 [Preview] No.3574 del
>>3570
her attention is not enough
i need to fight g*d


Anonymous 12/03/2022 (Sat) 17:41 [Preview] No.3576 del
>>3574
You think you could survive three stages of hell with the King of Kings? I bet you couldn't even go over Zach Gowen in a handicap ladder match, punk.


Anonymous 12/03/2022 (Sat) 17:45 [Preview] No.3577 del
>>3572
How many upvotes on a
Reddit post does it take to make it a true Mandela effect?


Anonymous 12/03/2022 (Sat) 19:34 [Preview] No.3579 del
>>3576
Who said anything about surviving, pussy?