/ashIeyj/ - Ashley Jones

Discuss the world's funniest female comedienne, Ashley Jones. My boyfriend is the Endchan owner. Also this board has a capital i

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Kissing Anonymous 10/11/2022 (Tue) 07:11 [Preview] No. 1371
What does it feel like to kiss a girl, /ashleyj/?


Anonymous 10/11/2022 (Tue) 08:25 [Preview] No.1381 del
>>1371
Wouldn't you like to know?


Anonymous 10/11/2022 (Tue) 08:26 [Preview] No.1382 del
>>1381
Well, yes, that's why I'm asking.


Anonymous 10/11/2022 (Tue) 08:34 [Preview] No.1384 del
Ask your mom if you can kiss her for practice. Say that with enough practice you'll be able to bring home a real nice girl


Anonymous 10/11/2022 (Tue) 08:38 [Preview] No.1386 del
>>1384
Unhealthy suggestion. I wont be doing it.


Anonymous 10/11/2022 (Tue) 08:39 [Preview] No.1387 del
>>1371
Kissing feels good but kissing pussy with your own dick and cock feels way better


Anonymous 10/11/2022 (Tue) 08:42 [Preview] No.1389 del
>>1371
Like jello on a fork.


Anonymous 10/11/2022 (Tue) 16:44 [Preview] No.1399 del
>>1371
I have kissed:
-my mom
-my grandma
-my cousin one time when we were like 7 and she coerced me into one of her RP games where she was a princess and I was a knight or something, and then she was all weird about it even though it was her idea

and all of those were more than 10 years ago so I don't really remember


Anonymous 10/14/2022 (Fri) 14:59 [Preview] No.1533 del
>>1371
its nice when youre a teenager, but as an adult it just feels like nothing. Once youve kissed enough people you realize how meaningless it is. As a teenager it fills you with all sorts of dopamine and seratonin and you feel like a mega gigachad kissing a hot girl, but as an adult kissing a girl just feels like going through the motions. You feel almost like youre giving the girl something you can never have again. If youre over 20 and havent kissed a girl it is literally just over.


Anonymous 10/14/2022 (Fri) 22:26 [Preview] No.1539 del
>What's it feel like....

I'm surprised nobody mentioned tongue action or does that go without saying. Gotta have that warm slippery tongue action. It's one the most fun things you can have with your clothes on.


Anonymous 10/27/2022 (Thu) 18:12 [Preview] No.2050 del
>>1533
>If youre over 20 and havent kissed a girl
I'm 29 years old and still a virgin man.


Anonymous 10/27/2022 (Thu) 18:51 [Preview] No.2054 del
>>2050
Yeah, but by choice, right?


Anonymous 10/27/2022 (Thu) 19:39 [Preview] No.2056 del
>>2054
No, I wish I could have kissed a cute girl or had sex with one.


Anonymous 10/27/2022 (Thu) 20:03 [Preview] No.2058 del
>>2056
Hire a prostitute. You can hire surprisingly cute ones for a few hundred dollars. It will get the willies out of you so you can more confidently approach genpop girls.


Anonymous 10/27/2022 (Thu) 20:55 [Preview] No.2063 del
>>2058
I need an emotional connection. Having sex with someone you don't have any real interest in feels hollow to me. You can't exactly get to know a prostitute and I'm sure if you were able to, you probably wouldn't be interested in them at all. Being with a girl you like feels cozy. Tell us about your experience with prostitutes.


Anonymous 10/27/2022 (Thu) 21:15 [Preview] No.2066 del
>>2063
You haven't had an emotional connection with a girl for 30 years. Get your dick wet and it will show you that sex isn't a big deal. It will raise your confidence. You don't need an intense emotional connection with every woman you sleep with; most successful men do not have an intense bond with the first few women they're with. That's something only a woman experiences. Women are emotional, men are physical and emotional. Your desires here revolve around sex, not a connection. Kiss a girl, have sex with a girl, you will get rid of the sexual desire and start learning on how to improve yourself in other aspects to find a woman who emotionally bonds with you. Forget the emotional connection for now, just start by getting a connection between your dick and a pussy.


Anonymous 10/28/2022 (Fri) 00:26 [Preview] No.2067 del
>>2066
Oh, you've mistaken me for anon. I should have mentioned that I'm not him.

I have plenty of confidence, if you can't already tell. I don't have trouble with women at all. I just don't sleep around. It's a good thing I'm not promiscuous too. I've avoided some bullets. Two past coworkers that wanted to sleep with me had STDs. I found out from a coworker that one girl had HPV so I asked her about it and she became angry with me. Another coworker had gotten HIV from her husband and she wanted to sleep with me and wasn't going to tell me she had HIV or even that she was already married. She broke down in tears and told me that it was her husband who gave her the HIV because he didn't tell her he had it. He was a black guy that she had cheated on her first husband with. She was a really cute redhead too. Same thing happened with my brother, his wife cheated on him with a black guy and she got HIV. She died in 2020 from complications resulting from it. My dad had hepatitis C and he suffered greatly from it all because he was promiscuous after my mom left him.

I've had a lot of crazy girls come on to me too. I don't want to risk knocking up a woman I don't intend to marry and sure there is contraception but there is still a chance it can fail. I don't agree with abortion and I wouldn't want to run into someone special only to be turned down by her when she discovers I already fathered children with other women. I've also noticed that stepfamilies tend to be fraught with drama and infighting. There has only been one girl I've gotten close to and she ended up hurting me. She slept with my roommate and then abandoned me for a friend who had more money. Every other girl I've dated, I've never escalated it beyond just hanging out. I don't really go on dates. Everytime I've gone on a date, I was tricked into it by some girl I'm not even attracted to. It's cringe when you go out to eat with a friend and they hint at you it's a date then get all clingy afterward. People mistake me for being a prude but I'm not. I'd rather keep my dignity intact. I'm also not an incel looking for a trad wife. I could totally date my opposite. I actually want to be with someone who will challenge my way of thinking and doing things. I need someone who will keep me on my toes because I tend to hibernate.


Anonymous 11/03/2022 (Thu) 18:27 [Preview] No.2324 del
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how to find a gf like this ?


Anonymous 11/03/2022 (Thu) 19:55 [Preview] No.2325 del
>>2324
Honestly never understood the fart thing but the fact that she is so eager to please that she would do it is hot.


Anonymous 11/03/2022 (Thu) 20:35 [Preview] No.2328 del
>>2325
Bro she is eager to please so she gets paid by OnlyFans.


Anonymous 11/03/2022 (Thu) 20:36 [Preview] No.2329 del
>>2325
That's like when a McDonalds worker in a commercial says they love their job. They just want a paycheck.


Anonymous 11/03/2022 (Thu) 20:43 [Preview] No.2330 del
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>>2328
You mean she's eager to cheese?



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