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Anonymous 09/03/2022 (Sat) 02:06 [Preview] No. 151
Last night I finally had my first Ashley wet dream. I've been thinking about her a lot lately and when I think about something for a consistent period of time I will dream about it. Have you guys ever had a wet dream of her? I really enjoyed it and am planning on trying out lucid dreaming.

Discuss your Ashley related wet dreams, masturbation stories, and fantasies. The more detailed the better


Anonymous 09/03/2022 (Sat) 02:48 [Preview] No.152 del
WE BUILD WE FIGHT ~ HOORAH

I dreamed there were 2 Ashleys. One Ashley is more than enough but 2 Ashleys, well, that's Nirvana. Nothing sexual happened, the 2 of them just kept humming, "Double your pleasure double your fun." The 3 of us just hung out. The 2 Ashleys started to compete for my attention which really fueled my ego. Then I woke up with a hankerin' for some Doublemint Gum.

https://7sefHatyheE


Anonymous 09/03/2022 (Sat) 02:53 [Preview] No.153 del
I should have typed in https://youtube.com/watch?v=7sefHatyheE [Embed]


Anonymous 09/03/2022 (Sat) 03:01 [Preview] No.154 del
>>152
>>153
this story needs more cum


Anonymous 09/03/2022 (Sat) 03:13 [Preview] No.155 del
>>151
>>151
I had an ashley dream last night as well. It's very strange how these things happen. Ashley is the irl lain.


Anonymous 09/03/2022 (Sat) 03:22 [Preview] No.156 del
>>155
what happened in your dream?


Anonymous 09/03/2022 (Sat) 03:34 [Preview] No.157 del
I have had a few dreams about Ashley, but none sexual in nature. I tend to dream about her when I fall asleep listening to her videos. Maybe a few of us should try astral projecting together and tag teaming Ash in the ethereal realm.


Anonymous 09/03/2022 (Sat) 03:58 [Preview] No.158 del
>>151

I had a dream that a stray cat showed up at my house that looked exactly like my regular cat. I laughed and said, "aw, you got a twin, buddy." Then the other cat turned around and hit me with a stream of piss like a firehose. I went tumbling down the street on a river of cat piss. '

I suspect the cat symbolically represented Ashley.


Anonymous 09/03/2022 (Sat) 03:58 [Preview] No.159 del
>>156
I was on vacation in a rural area of Wisconsin and there was a vacant building that had a piece of paper taped on it that said "Ashley Jones' Country Store". My friend and I then drove down to the inn we were staying at and Ashley happened to be the neighbor and she invited us in for dinner. Then I woke up when we started eating.


Anonymous 10/01/2022 (Sat) 01:16 [Preview] No.831 del
>>151
bump


Anonymous 10/01/2022 (Sat) 02:49 [Preview] No.847 del
I had another dream about Ashley last night. It was Ashley's birthday or something and I was in a college dorm room with a bunch of other guys around her age. We were all watching something on an old crt tv sitting on chest of drawers and I noticed the guy next to me sitting on a bed wearing a red baseball cap, a baseball jersey and faded blue jeans pulled out some Canadian dollars to give Ashley. Ashley didn't know he was Canadian and asked who else was a leaf and all the other guys raised their hands. Ashley became visibly upset and took me back to her bedroom. In her room was a large bed and a giant window overlooking a campus yard. So we were at some college or something. She started telling me how much she appreciates me for not being a leaf like all the other guys and she was wearing one of the outfits from her videos which I can't find to post at the moment. That's when I woke up. and just laid in bed for a bit thinking about the dream. What did it mean? Why did Ashley dislike leafs so much? do leafs mean something deeper? This isn't meant to be a shitpost. This was my actual dream.


Anonymous 10/01/2022 (Sat) 07:24 [Preview] No.855 del
This was the outfit she was wearing.


Anonymous 10/01/2022 (Sat) 22:45 [Preview] No.877 del
the only dream involving her that i've had was one where i asked a friend who i hadn't seen in years if he remembers ashley, secretly trying to flex on him because i thought he hadn't, but then it turned out he knew much more about her than i did


Anonymous 10/01/2022 (Sat) 23:46 [Preview] No.882 del
>>877
I am that friend to everyone here.


Anonymous 11/03/2022 (Thu) 16:25 [Preview] No.2322 del
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I had only one Ashley dream, about six months ago, and it wasn't wet. I think we were in a supermarket or some kind of drug store and I recognized her and I said hello and she said hi and she was smiling and seemed very happy with her life, and that made me happy.

(As we've now realized, however, she appears to have eaten red pills non-stop for six (?) years and is still marooned on the kind of lonely island of enlightenment as the rest of us.) Nice having a girl around, in any case.


Anonymous 11/03/2022 (Thu) 18:09 [Preview] No.2323 del
>>2322
>marooned on the kind of lonely island of enlightenment
wow, this is a great way to put it.


Anonymous 11/03/2022 (Thu) 22:55 [Preview] No.2339 del
I had multiple wet dreams with her but the only one I still remember to this day was not one of them. I have this place in my dreams which I always like going to. Its different nearly every time but I always like being there. The place is always no further than couple of minutes on foot from my house. This time, however, when I was on my way there I saw Ashley sitting on the balcony of my neighbors house. She was just sitting there staring into the abyss. She was wearing light brown sweatpants and a black shirt similar to what she is wearing in OP's pic. I came closer and just looked at her thinking how amazing it is that she is my neighbor. After staring at her for some time I came to the realization that it was a dream and I woke up.


Anonymous 11/08/2022 (Tue) 02:38 [Preview] No.2583 del
I had another dream about Ashley last night. She wasn't actually in the dream this time and the dream didn't really have much to do with her. I was using a laptop and was on the tranny board. It looked a bit off but I knew it was that board. I couldn't read anything, but I knew what the discussion was about. All I could see was the thread posts but couldn't really make out any of the text as it was blurred. Everything was scrolling by fast though. It was like being in a chat, not like using an image board at all. Which gave me an idea for an Ashley themed chat that looks like the old 8ch board. I was talking to Ashley, I don't know how I knew that, but I just was. Ashley said that she was planning on actually transitioning ftm and was saving up money to do so but changed her mind because of something I said to her online and she thanked me for it and said she doesn't know what to do with all this money she saved now. Then I asked her to come back and make videos again. She's already back and doing that though? So I have no idea why I was insisting on her doing that? I was in the living room of my dad's old house where I first dicovered /ashleyj/ on 8ch back in 2015. She told me she would share the money with me but I told her I had to go tell my dad so he would know to lock the door when I left, which was something I always had to do when staying with my dad. So I guess I was going somewhere to meet up with Ashley? The other odd thing about this dream was our old kitchen had wood paneling like Ashley's old bedroom and when I went into the kitchen to tell my dad I was leaving, and he actually was in there in his underwear which I later found funny because he would get up in the middle of the night to raid the fridge irl, I was transfixed by the wood paneling like it was an omen or something. The dream was mostly about my family. My dad and my little brother. My dad is dead and my brother is incarcerated but Ashley is back now. How things have changed. It had me wondering earlier how things would have been if Ashley had never left? Maybe she was there the entire time and we just never noticed. I think it would be neat if Ashley went to the old 8ch board on the internet archive and pointed out a few of her posts that she could remember making.


Anonymous 11/08/2022 (Tue) 03:14 [Preview] No.2586 del
>>2583
Kind of went though the same near ashley dream a few weeks ago. I didn't have a dream -about- her per say but her visage did appear in my dream the night that I did the cum tribute. It freaked me out because the combination of doing the cum tribute and her appearing in my dreams made me think of some kind of Aleister Crowley doctrine (sex, sexual energy, etc is used in a lot of satanic rituals and dark magic mumbo jumbo) not that I believe in any of that stuff but there was a strange intensity to the experience of waking up to the fact I dreamt of her. Typically I don't even remember my dreams (sometimes when I nap I do) Though I don't remember exactly what the dream was about I do remember her apparition being warm and pleasant. I think she was trying to find something and I was helping her look for it. In actuality what's likely the case was that the out of the ordinary act of the cum tribute left an imprint on my subconscious so she popped up in my dream.


Anonymous 11/08/2022 (Tue) 03:39 [Preview] No.2588 del
>>2586
kind of hard to tell if you're being serious, but yeah, I would have dreams of her from time to time in the past, but lately, it's been more of a common occurrence as of late. I think it's because I spend so much time here. Sometimes I fall asleep at my computer and this will be the webpage left open on the screen. Discovering Ashley did coincide with a strange time in my life and her return as well. I notice I have the most vivid dreams that I can remember when I wake up early in the morning and go back to sleep and don't wake up until around noon. I also have good dreams when I sleep without any ambient noise like my box fan.


Anonymous 11/08/2022 (Tue) 04:52 [Preview] No.2589 del
>I spend so much time here. Sometimes I fall asleep at my computer and this will be the webpage left open on the screen
Man that is heart breaking. Especially because this place is so dead. You should keep yourself busy. That level of lurking is too unhealthy to bare.


Anonymous 11/08/2022 (Tue) 05:27 [Preview] No.2595 del
>>2589
For as obscure as Ashley Jones is, this place isn't that dead all things considered. 2,500 posts in about 2 months is a fair pace. I don't think it's constant lurking, you just keep it up and refresh here and there. This place is always up for me, it offers stuff you can't really find anywhere else online anymore.


Anonymous 11/08/2022 (Tue) 05:57 [Preview] No.2596 del
How many times a day are you refreshing the board? There seems to be a 40 minute window where there are a lot of posts and then it’s pretty much dead for a lot of the day.


Anonymous 11/08/2022 (Tue) 06:10 [Preview] No.2597 del
>>2596
Who knows. If Endchan was determined to know how many times I refresh I would probably sudoku from the shame. You can tell by the post times that the posts come in throughout the day. This very thread has has a number of posts within the past few hours, same with the few other active threads. I counted and there's been about 47 (now 48) posts made within the past 24 hours.


Anonymous 11/08/2022 (Tue) 08:38 [Preview] No.2601 del
>>2596
>>2597
Get more users. Don't spam the board. Go to other and ibs post Ashley, people will know. Engage in conversation, direct them to this board.


Anonymous 11/08/2022 (Tue) 12:58 [Preview] No.2608 del
Ive never had a dream about her, but these last few months Ive been having nightmares, different ones I dont remember them much.
What I do remember is towards the end of them I become half awake. I try and scream and move but struggle to do so, though I can hear my voice faintly trying to scream myself awake. Eventually, I do manage to wake out of it.
But that feeling of half-nightmare, half-conscious is horrible. Like some force pinning me down, trying to suffocating me so I wont get out of it.
i hate them


Anonymous 11/08/2022 (Tue) 13:16 [Preview] No.2610 del
Sounds like parasomnia. Take some over the counter Benadryl before bed and it will probably go away. Just be aware you can get dependent on sleep aids. You can try some more natural stuff like rearranging your room, buying new bedding, or maybe something like aromatherapy even.


Anonymous 11/08/2022 (Tue) 16:46 [Preview] No.2613 del
>>2601
This board probably has around 8-15 active users, which is fine. I don't think anyone is spamming this board.


Anonymous 11/08/2022 (Tue) 16:55 [Preview] No.2614 del
>>2608
I think dreams are more than meets the eye. It's more than just neurons firing off in a brain. I just had a really odd experience with dreams. My dog is 3 years old and he's lived with me ever since he was 8 weeks old. His entire life he has been treated with love and respect, never hit, never injured, always has plenty of food and treats. He's never been in a negative situation, the most that has happened is he gets chased around for having my shoe in his mouth, but he thinks it's funny. He's never in a bad mood.

Twice in the past week he has woken up himself up by suddenly snarling and growling, about to attack something. Last night it happened again and it's clear the dream was very distressful. His eyes were huge, wide open when he woke himself up. He was confused and scared. I have no clue how my dog can be having some clearly very negative dreams, probably being attacked, when his entire life he has no context for bad, let alone bad enough to growl like he's being attacked. It's weird that it's in a short span of time. I think there's truth that you can be attacked or harassed by evil spirits while dreaming. How else can a puppy with 0 negative life experience or context for being attacked be violently attacked in his dreams?


Anonymous 11/08/2022 (Tue) 17:11 [Preview] No.2615 del
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>>2614
Maybe the DNA remembers? A predator/prey instinct imprinted over many generations? Maybe he's seen big dogs or something and his imagination did the rest.
I hope your pupper gets some good sleep


Anonymous 11/10/2022 (Thu) 02:57 [Preview] No.2652 del
>>2610
I dont want to buy Benadryl but I got some Camomile tea, dunno if that hippy shit will work though.
My room is too small to rearrange.



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