/ashIeyj/ - Ashley Jones

Discuss the world's funniest female comedienne, Ashley Jones. My boyfriend is the Endchan owner. Also this board has a capital i

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Ashley Videos Anonymous 10/24/2022 (Mon) 18:10 [Preview] No. 1924
Post Ashley clips or OC new or old


Anonymous 10/24/2022 (Mon) 18:13 [Preview] No.1925 del
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Anonymous 10/24/2022 (Mon) 18:18 [Preview] No.1926 del
will post more later. i will make more webms from the new vid


Anonymous 10/25/2022 (Tue) 12:48 [Preview] No.1945 del
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Anonymous 10/25/2022 (Tue) 13:47 [Preview] No.1948 del
>>1945
This is one of the best things on this entire board. I cant stop rewatching it


Anonymous 10/27/2022 (Thu) 00:00 [Preview] No.2004 del
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Anonymous 10/27/2022 (Thu) 00:11 [Preview] No.2006 del
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>>2004
oops that might not work. Try this


Anonymous 10/27/2022 (Thu) 00:27 [Preview] No.2009 del
>>2004
This is the best one I've seen.

>>1945
>>2006
These are awful.


Anonymous 10/27/2022 (Thu) 12:25 [Preview] No.2021 del
>>1948
ty
>>2006
lol thats awesome! well done!


Anonymous 10/27/2022 (Thu) 14:03 [Preview] No.2030 del
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Anonymous 10/27/2022 (Thu) 14:47 [Preview] No.2034 del
>>2030
>1-800-ASS-RAPE
This rings to a sex chat line


Anonymous 10/27/2022 (Thu) 15:44 [Preview] No.2041 del
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Anonymous 10/27/2022 (Thu) 15:46 [Preview] No.2042 del
>>2041
It did the thing again. Let's see if this works.


Anonymous 10/27/2022 (Thu) 17:31 [Preview] No.2045 del
>>2044
This looks like Hellmann's mayonnaise. I can tell from the splatter pattern and from using quite a lot of Hellmann's mayonnaise in my time.


Anonymous 10/27/2022 (Thu) 17:35 [Preview] No.2046 del
>>2045
This looks like horse cum. I can tell from the splatter pattern and from using quite a lot of horse cum in my time.


Anonymous 10/27/2022 (Thu) 17:40 [Preview] No.2047 del
I think that's what you get with the holy grail of nut supplements. Extremely thick, off white pearl, completely opaque, about 2.5+ tablespoons of volume.


Anonymous 10/27/2022 (Thu) 17:50 [Preview] No.2048 del
>>2047
Bro im telling you its horse cum


Anonymous 10/27/2022 (Thu) 18:08 [Preview] No.2049 del
>>2047
>2.5+ tablespoons of volume
That's about a normal cum shot for me. Holy grail gives you way more volume than that but there are also a few other variables as well. One being most guys are out of shape and don't stay hydrated. I never understood the trope about using tissues when you masturbate. I have to wipe myself off with a towel. I never got the lotion thing either.


Anonymous 10/27/2022 (Thu) 18:26 [Preview] No.2051 del
>>2049
>The International Society for Sexual Medicine suggest males expel, on average, 1.25 to 5 ml of semen each time they ejaculate. This is roughly 1/4 to 1 teaspoon.

I don't think you cum more than average but I don't think you're lying. What's happening here is you haven't cooked enough in your life to recognize the volume of a tablespoon on sight. 2.5 would be 7 average shots of cum in one load. It's not impossible but rare. A lot of dietary diligence and retention.


Anonymous 10/27/2022 (Thu) 18:32 [Preview] No.2052 del
>>2051
Im >>2046 and >>2048. I cook a lot and I can confidently tell you that the average amount of horse cum is easily 1/4 cup.


Anonymous 10/27/2022 (Thu) 18:50 [Preview] No.2053 del
>>2051
I cook all the time actually. I used a tablespoon this morning. I guess the only way for you to find out if I'm lying is for me to post a cum tribute in the future. I'm sure you'll watch it.


Anonymous 10/27/2022 (Thu) 19:37 [Preview] No.2055 del
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>>2053
>he hasn't done a cumtrib yet.
An autist AND a pussy. Cool!
>>2052
I'm going to take your word for it on this one. I don't want google knowing I searched for that.


Anonymous 10/27/2022 (Thu) 19:41 [Preview] No.2057 del
>>2055
>using Google in 2022
Truly terrifying. Use Brave search. https://search.brave.com/


Anonymous 10/27/2022 (Thu) 20:08 [Preview] No.2059 del
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I do but there is just some shit that google is better for. Slapping on some Ash content to get back to topic


Anonymous 10/27/2022 (Thu) 20:18 [Preview] No.2060 del
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>>2059
Like what? Genuine question. All I get are censored results, shitty SEO "articles", and only "approved" news websites for almost any search. This isnt a video but heres a still of ash giving birth to us.


Anonymous 10/27/2022 (Thu) 20:25 [Preview] No.2061 del
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>>2055
Ackchyually, I look like this. Why would I just do a cum tribute? If you're good at something, never do it for free.


Anonymous 10/27/2022 (Thu) 20:35 [Preview] No.2062 del
>>2060
Images. Also it's good if youre looking for something but can't remember all the details https://youtube.com/watch?v=4fv_ozl0CJw [Embed]


Anonymous 10/27/2022 (Thu) 21:11 [Preview] No.2064 del
>>2062
Images give bad results for me, just from the nature of heavily filtering search results. I've started using other search engines for images. Ashley looks like one of those scarily strong tards there


Anonymous 10/27/2022 (Thu) 21:12 [Preview] No.2065 del
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>>2060
Yeah, I know, right? You can't trust Jewgle. That's why I use Bing.


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Anonymous 10/28/2022 (Fri) 13:03 [Preview] No.2072 del
>>2065
>That's why I use Bing.
please tell me you're joking anon


Anonymous 10/28/2022 (Fri) 20:11 [Preview] No.2073 del
Last one no more after this hurry while supplies last


Anonymous 10/28/2022 (Fri) 20:44 [Preview] No.2074 del
>>2073
I'm going to sue you. I followed these instructions and still got cummed on. There was no warning about the cum. I'll see you in court. Show up if you want. It's already a default judgement. I'm being represented by a reptilian.


Anonymous 10/28/2022 (Fri) 21:02 [Preview] No.2075 del
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>>2073
God damn 132MB for less than a minute? A Day to Remember, what a blast from the past. Did anyone else want to suck Jeremy McKinnon dry back then? Just me?


Anonymous 10/28/2022 (Fri) 21:19 [Preview] No.2076 del
I didn’t know the name of the band thank you


Anonymous 10/28/2022 (Fri) 21:22 [Preview] No.2077 del
>>2076
If you haven't found the song yet, it's The Downfall of Us All by A Day to Remember


Anonymous 10/29/2022 (Sat) 04:38 [Preview] No.2086 del
Guys. I'm really confused. How can there be "new" clips. She can't really be back for real? I have seen a video where she talks about COVID, but she looks the same age so I'm very confused. Please help me to understand


Anonymous 10/29/2022 (Sat) 09:05 [Preview] No.2087 del
>>2086
Maybe you missed the sticky or the few threads linking to her videos. She is back. https://icum.to


Anonymous 10/29/2022 (Sat) 11:53 [Preview] No.2088 del
>>2086
Good lord, you just got here and already have face blindness?

When will they find a cure?


Anonymous 10/29/2022 (Sat) 21:33 [Preview] No.2100 del
>>2088
I'm fully aware the picture I posted is of a Carvel ice cream cake, and not of a person


Anonymous 10/29/2022 (Sat) 21:39 [Preview] No.2103 del
>>2100
wait what are you talking about? you mean this guy >>2086 here? that's clearly a person retard


Anonymous 10/29/2022 (Sat) 21:41 [Preview] No.2104 del
>>2103
That's definately a person. It looks just like you, me and corporations.


Anonymous 10/29/2022 (Sat) 23:56 [Preview] No.2105 del
>>2103
>>2104
then explain: https://youtube.com/watch?v=CkYSCog2_WQ [Embed]
and https://youtube.com/watch?v=7uhIxyTQRkY [Embed]


Anonymous 11/03/2022 (Thu) 12:36 [Preview] No.2311 del
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Dr Jones


Anonymous 11/03/2022 (Thu) 13:50 [Preview] No.2313 del
>>2311
Now this awful song is stuck in my head. Thanks.


Anonymous 11/03/2022 (Thu) 14:21 [Preview] No.2315 del
>>2311
lel she cute. I wish we had more footage of her in the scrubs to do a tv intro kind of thing


Anonymous Admin 11/03/2022 (Thu) 22:07 [Preview] No.2333 del
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Maybe not the best thread for this, but at least somewhat related to topic.

This is an invite to our Movie Corner, doing streams on monthly basis on our cytube channel. Next occasion will be on November 5th, at 8 and 21 UTC (3am and 4pm EST).
Featuring: Post Mortem, a Hungarian horror (2020)
https://cytu.be/r/endcorner

Everyone is welcomed.


Anonymous 11/03/2022 (Thu) 22:26 [Preview] No.2335 del
>>2333
I was waiting for you to finally post movies on my board. I'm releasing a new video on Saturday, do you want to premier it before or after the movie?

I'll be there by the way, the one at 4pm EST.


Anonymous 11/03/2022 (Thu) 22:39 [Preview] No.2336 del
>>2335
Usually do a warm up stream about two hours. Can stream right before the movie if you give me a direct link to the file. How long is the video?


Anonymous 11/03/2022 (Thu) 22:46 [Preview] No.2337 del
>>2336
Cool, the video is about six and a half minutes. What's the best way for me to contact you? Email? IRC?


Anonymous 11/03/2022 (Thu) 22:51 [Preview] No.2338 del
>>2337
On cytube you can write a PM, copypaste the link there.
Probably no need to say but I have to make sure. From cytube faq, videos have the be:
>H.264 encoded MP4 and FLV, VP8/VP9 encoded WebM
So basically in browser supported formats and codecs.


Anonymous 11/03/2022 (Thu) 23:07 [Preview] No.2340 del
>>2338
Are you Shiban? I need to message the correct nerd.


Anonymous 11/03/2022 (Thu) 23:55 [Preview] No.2341 del
>>2333
Damn this is crazy. I’m making Hungarian mushroom soup right now.


Anonymous 11/04/2022 (Fri) 12:31 [Preview] No.2360 del
>>2340
Yes, I use that handler. You can write any of the orange names there. Usually it's just me, mixup is unlikely.

>>2341
Sounds good.


Anonymous 11/05/2022 (Sat) 04:31 [Preview] No.2438 del
>>2360
how long are you planning on making the clips generally?


Anonymous 11/05/2022 (Sat) 04:31 [Preview] No.2439 del
>>2438
oops wrong thread


Anonymous 11/05/2022 (Sat) 04:32 [Preview] No.2441 del
>>2360
man I wish I could gape my asshole that wide


Anonymous 11/05/2022 (Sat) 04:33 [Preview] No.2442 del
>>2441
damn it wrong thread again sorry


Anonymous 11/05/2022 (Sat) 04:40 [Preview] No.2443 del
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>>2442
not your fault, endchan is very weirdly designed


Anonymous 11/05/2022 (Sat) 04:48 [Preview] No.2444 del
>>2443
Shhh, don't say that. We are trying to get on their good side again. Are you guys going to watch the movie starting later?

Featuring: Post Mortem, a Hungarian horror (2020)
https://cytu.be/r/endcorner


Anonymous 11/05/2022 (Sat) 04:51 [Preview] No.2445 del
>>2443
normally I might agree anon but in this case I was just being a retard. is it OK if I download that rare pepe to my computer?


Anonymous 11/05/2022 (Sat) 04:52 [Preview] No.2446 del
>>2444
Why are we whispering?


Anonymous 11/05/2022 (Sat) 05:16 [Preview] No.2450 del
>>2446
Are you whispering? I can't really tell through your writing. If you want to convey that you're whispering, try using a small font generator online. ᶦᵐ ʷʰᶦˢᵖᵉʳᶦⁿᵍ


Anonymous 11/05/2022 (Sat) 05:18 [Preview] No.2451 del
>>2360
Good morning sir. When will you get on Cytube? I'm getting tired and I need to give you the link to the video.


Anonymous 11/05/2022 (Sat) 08:07 [Preview] No.2462 del
>>2451
About 2 hours before the stream starts.


Anonymous 11/05/2022 (Sat) 09:24 [Preview] No.2463 del
>>2445
I told the guy I got it from I wouldn't share it with anyone, but since I have I guess the damage is already done. So feel free. But don't let anyone else download it


Anonymous 11/08/2022 (Tue) 12:36 [Preview] No.2606 del
>>2591
that is soo cool!

I love the one at 40seconds, its like a nightmare!

Do you need a good PC to do Ai art?


Anonymous 11/08/2022 (Tue) 14:10 [Preview] No.2611 del
>>2606
You can do it on a shitty rig but it will make everything take forever and probably give you a headache of errors. You're shooting for around 4gb VRAM/16gb RAM and up. You can work with less but you might as well just use a website at that point imo.

Nvidia GPU: https://rentry.org/voldy | https://github.com/AbdBarho/stable-diffusion-webui-docker
AMD GPU: https://rentry.org/sd-nativeisekaitoo | https://rentry.org/sdamd | https://rentry.org/ayymd-stable-diffustion-v1_4-guide
CPU: https://rentry.org/cputard


Anonymous 11/08/2022 (Tue) 20:31 [Preview] No.2616 del
>>2591

dude, that's wild. post-modern ashley.


Anonymous 11/09/2022 (Wed) 03:47 [Preview] No.2625 del
ty Honestly it's basically putting a pizza in the oven. Everyone will be doing it sooner or later.


Anonymous 11/09/2022 (Wed) 18:52 [Preview] No.2633 del
>>2625
Hey bud, not all of us are capable of putting a frozen pizza in the oven, okay?


Anonymous 11/09/2022 (Wed) 23:16 [Preview] No.2637 del
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>>2633
I'm going to put a pizza in Ashley's oven. You think her oven will be hot enough for my pepperoni? I think Ashley and I would make great pizzaiolos and would have a great time making lots of pizzas together.


Anonymous 11/09/2022 (Wed) 23:34 [Preview] No.2638 del
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>mfw we used to have "pizza parties" in zoom back when ashley was 15 before anyone knew it was pedophile terminology.


Anonymous 11/10/2022 (Thu) 00:21 [Preview] No.2640 del
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>>2638
Yeah, I missed out on all that. I remember when they tried to have one thinking it would bring Ashley back and I bought a pizza and everything and everyone cancelled. I'd be down for having online pizza parties. We used to do it on tinychat with my old /co/ group from 4chan. I was one of the anon in the original pizzagate thread.


Anonymous 11/10/2022 (Thu) 00:32 [Preview] No.2641 del
>>2640
Oh wow I actually got hit in the nostalgia feels watching this

https://youtube.com/watch?v=qtDMvvti9Lw [Embed]
lel remember the the british guy that played the guitar and kept setting the smoke alarm off at his dorms from chain smoking parliaments? I wonder what he is up to and if he ever graduated. He did this song and looking back it's actually kind of good.


Anonymous 11/10/2022 (Thu) 00:44 [Preview] No.2642 del
>>2641
>Jew Reed - Pizza Party
I wish someone had his other songs. I only have the Derick Don't Shoot and Xx headphone talk xX. I'm about to make an mp3 of pizza party.


Anonymous 11/10/2022 (Thu) 02:40 [Preview] No.2648 del
>>2611
Thanks, Im thinkng of just doing 2d Ai art of Ash, using https://github.com/AUTOMATIC1111/stable-diffusion-webui
I have a 1060 6gb and a MASSIVE 8gb Ram, so it should work yeah?

>>2642
Jew Reed kinda sounds like the singer from The Psychedelic Furs


Anonymous 11/10/2022 (Thu) 12:30 [Preview] No.2676 del
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kinda old but I keep forgetting to post it.


Anonymous 11/11/2022 (Fri) 14:21 [Preview] No.2695 del
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Anonymous 12/12/2022 (Mon) 20:27 [Preview] No.3816 del
Does anyone know how to replicate this video effect? Where the video plays behind the person, following them? 1:28 shows the best example
https://youtube.com/watch?v=nqxVMLVe62U [Embed]


Anonymous 12/13/2022 (Tue) 07:12 [Preview] No.3822 del
>>2642
this guy was a beautiful genius. Nothing even close to this will pop off in 150 years. You will never appreciate this because your life is garbage.


Anonymous 12/13/2022 (Tue) 11:25 [Preview] No.3824 del
>>3822
Did you know the pizzas in the Papa John's dumpster are free? You can take them home with you.


Anonymous 12/13/2022 (Tue) 22:16 [Preview] No.3840 del
>>3824
I went and looked and there were no pizzas in there you fuckin wise ass


Anonymous 12/14/2022 (Wed) 12:41 [Preview] No.3844 del
>>3816
I think its called a Ghost Motion effect.


Anonymous 12/14/2022 (Wed) 20:54 [Preview] No.3865 del
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Board exclusive video


Anonymous 12/14/2022 (Wed) 20:57 [Preview] No.3867 del
>>3865
i shouldn't get so turned on by being called retarded.


Anonymous 12/14/2022 (Wed) 21:34 [Preview] No.3870 del
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>>3865
holy shit I love these so much.


Anonymous 12/15/2022 (Thu) 00:26 [Preview] No.3876 del
Hi Ashley - Thank you for the sclusie.


Anonymous 12/15/2022 (Thu) 01:11 [Preview] No.3877 del
>>3865
If you take those matters seriously, then why are you laughing? You actually seem disturbed. I hope you're not acting. If I was a serial killer. I wouldn't kill you but I'd be so disappointed if you judged me for my behavior.


Anonymous 12/15/2022 (Thu) 01:27 [Preview] No.3878 del
>>3865
hey ashley, have you got a cold or something? Also doing anything fun for Christmas.


Anonymous 12/15/2022 (Thu) 01:47 [Preview] No.3879 del
>>3878

You must be new. Any cunysewer of Ash knows (heh) that wiping her nose is an endearing tick. She might also have a cold.

Since there's no namefagging I just want to say that every time she bit her lip I muttered, "I love you," under my breath. I wish I could enjoy attractive lady entertainment objectively.


Anonymous 12/15/2022 (Thu) 03:00 [Preview] No.3880 del
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I hope when she cuts her hair she keeps the little sideburn floops. The stream stuff can wait. I think we need to get more people in here first. Whatever milk mommy wants is fine by me though. No rush.


Anonymous 12/15/2022 (Thu) 04:19 [Preview] No.3881 del
>>3880
Yeah, more people are needed indeed. It's weird how the culture in this stuff has changed in about a decade. The old board was super active and people were more receptive to small Youtube-type creators back then compared to now. Part of the problem is people get their entertainment from apps rather than from websites, cutting down in the amount of people interested and exposed to independent websites. Spread Ashley as wide as you can, but it's also fun having a small hang out with who we have here now. Maybe whoever got those poinsettias will join us.


Anonymous 12/15/2022 (Thu) 05:04 [Preview] No.3882 del
I respect ash for doing things her own way. She proved she could just make a tiktok account and snag 30k followers in no time. If she sold out and made a youtube/tiktok channel this place would be a zoo in pretty short order but having a billion zoomer simps in here wouldn't be great either. (btw I think it's ok to admire her like that as long as you connect with her art and get the general vibe) I was thinking art schools, museums, etc might be a good place to spread the word to try to net creative types. At the end of the day it's really hard to compete with the exposure of a platform like youtube or tiktok. Growth is going to be slow. If we could get 50 regulars by the Valentines Day stream that would be really nice. Maybe I will go back and revisit paid advertising options.


Anonymous 12/15/2022 (Thu) 05:55 [Preview] No.3883 del
>>3865
I for one enjoy these out of character videos as much if not more than the in character videos. Back in the day you felt obligated to pump out a video a day for your fans and eventually you started getting writer's block which happens to all writers and ball players that go into a batting slump. You started to become dis-satisfied with some videos because it was quantity over quality and you deleted some shortly after uploading them. Finally you said that you'd start making a video every three or four days.

We all realize the huge amount of effort you put in to making the in character videos you are making now and which are a lot more complicated than your earlier videos but and I guess you know it goes without saying go at your own pace and enjoy doing so and never feel obligated. I'm sure I speak for all the guys here in that we enjoy the out of character videos like the one you just made and they are a lot easier to make and very enjoyable.


Anonymous 12/15/2022 (Thu) 06:00 [Preview] No.3884 del
>>3878
Back in the day her eye contacts some times made her eyes water and her nose run. Maybe that's what happened while making this video.


Anonymous 12/15/2022 (Thu) 07:02 [Preview] No.3885 del
>>3882
>She proved she could just make a tiktok account and snag 30k followers in no time.
this is why it pisses me off when I see people on 4chan say that she's just another egirl grifter after money from her simps. People on this board have even said that. I made a post not long after this new board was established where I tried to explain that if she wanted to make simpbucks she wouldn't be doing things the way she is. she would have a tiktok, youtube, patreon... not some backwater ass chan site and her own site for videos. until she proves otherwise I'm of the mind that her motivation is to have fun with us and btfo tranny groomers. in one of the other threads people were talking about bonbibonkers. That's a girl that knows how to milk her paypigs. ashley has thus far only asked for pizza gift cards and a very specific crypto, monero, which I've read up on a bit, and actually seems based, but I don't really follow crypto so idk. The point is either she's the most retarded grifter ever or she's actually at least somewhat principled and for lack of a better term "authentic" as a person.

>>3883
>We all realize the huge amount of effort you put in to making the in character videos you are making now
yeah I'll be honest, ashley's old videos weren't like... good in the traditional sense. lmao sorry ashley. she was cute and kind of bizarrely charming. the new stuff is actually GOOD though, like actually funny. I'm not the type to really laugh out loud when I watch tv shows or even comedy specials, but some of the scenes in the tranny movie made it so I actually had to pause because I was laughing so much (didn't make it to the livestream showing). I was deeply disgusted at the jacking off stuff, but I guess you can't say the movie wasn't memorable.


Anonymous 12/15/2022 (Thu) 12:49 [Preview] No.3886 del
>>3885
So how much have you sent her, simp?


Anonymous 12/15/2022 (Thu) 14:09 [Preview] No.3889 del
>>3865
it's like watching a train wreck


Anonymous 12/15/2022 (Thu) 14:14 [Preview] No.3890 del
>>3885
>didn't make it to the livestream showing
You missed half the fun


Anonymous 12/15/2022 (Thu) 14:44 [Preview] No.3891 del
>>3840
Did you really go look because there was a half & half and cheese pizza in the dumpster behind my Papa John's just sitting there on top of a bag of trash.


Anonymous 12/15/2022 (Thu) 15:10 [Preview] No.3892 del
>>3890
It would be fun to have another watch party like that. Maybe she can do one for Christmas even if she doesn't live stream. Garfield Christmas or something


Anonymous 12/15/2022 (Thu) 16:33 [Preview] No.3893 del
>>3892
I think Endchan does one around Christmas


Anonymous 12/15/2022 (Thu) 16:59 [Preview] No.3894 del
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pic of me infiltrating the Endchan stream to riff jokes in the chat


Anonymous 12/15/2022 (Thu) 17:09 [Preview] No.3895 del
>>3894
>this is the last thing you see as you feel a needle hitting your vein


Anonymous 12/15/2022 (Thu) 17:28 [Preview] No.3896 del
>>3894
I see you found Steve's videos entertaining, and now actively watching his channel. You're welcome.


Anonymous 12/15/2022 (Thu) 17:37 [Preview] No.3897 del
>>3896
He has over a million subscribers. Would it shock you to know I've actually seen his content before and that's how I knew about the ritualistic murder of his wife?


Anonymous 12/15/2022 (Thu) 17:41 [Preview] No.3898 del
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>>3896
I never heard of this guy until the stream. I just went to check out his channel but my audio isn't working so I put on subtitles. What the fuck is this guy going on about?


Anonymous 12/15/2022 (Thu) 17:57 [Preview] No.3899 del
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>>3898
Really concerned. What's this guys appeal?


Anonymous 12/15/2022 (Thu) 18:00 [Preview] No.3900 del
>>3897
>>3898
>>3899
Well, only Joe Robinet for you from now on.


Anonymous 12/15/2022 (Thu) 18:15 [Preview] No.3901 del
>>3900
ANYTHING but the old pedophile with the massive bulge complaining for an hour about how the boy scouts wouldn't accept him as a leader. Someone needs to show that man how to tuck. Tucking is probably better in outdoor situations, he won't get your massive willy caught on any tree branches or little boy traps. Given that it is 2022 I might need to clarify that by "little boy traps" I mean devices to capture little boys.

Anyways, can you please include a Christmas Garfield episode in the Christmas show thing? Please?
https://youtube.com/watch?v=4G0l3dt6ovQ [Embed]


Anonymous 12/15/2022 (Thu) 18:29 [Preview] No.3902 del
>>3900
Looks like a good channel. All jokes aside I am interested in the camping/survival stuff to prepare for the inevitable depression we have coming up.
>>3901
>massive bulge
pretty sure that was a tactical jockstrap


Anonymous 12/15/2022 (Thu) 22:26 [Preview] No.3905 del
I don't know anything about this guy. Did he really kill his wife or is it a joke like the too soon meme? Killing your own wife is some next level self sabotage that I'll never achieve. I don't want to get married but if I do, she would be the most valuable thing to me. I wouldn't just be with anyone. Money doesn't really mean anything to me. I live a somewhat ascetic life as it is. I don't like the idea of life insurance. It seems like it devalues someone's life by giving it a monetary value. My family had a lot of money tied in life insurance policies and I noticed that seemed to be what they cared most about when my grandparents died.


Anonymous 12/15/2022 (Thu) 23:11 [Preview] No.3906 del
>>3905
how did your grandpa die


Anonymous 12/15/2022 (Thu) 23:28 [Preview] No.3907 del
>>3878
How do you do, pal? No cold, well, I was physically cold. I forgot to turn on my space heater so my room was about 50 degrees, and even being under the blankets was freezing. It occurred to me when watching the video back that people will assume I'm on drugs due to the runny nose; I am not, as I have too few brain cells as it is and I need every last one functioning. As for Christmas, my day will be pretty quiet. I'm always a little sad on Christmas day because all of the build up, decorating, and excitement for that day is over. Christmas is still fun, but once it hits afternoon it feels like it's over. What's sadder is taking all the decorations down. I get most of my enjoyment, ironically, every day leading up to Christmas.

Fun fact as to one factor for me coming back: I had been considering "coming back" for a number of months, but I didn't film any videos at this point. I came up with the Chester character, this was going to be my first video back, and I had been wanting to buy baseball cards as a prop for Chester. I was at a thrift store and found a 1960's nativity set in the box for $3. I bought it and when I opened the box, there were 3 baseball cards in the box. That moment was like a sign from what you would consider a monotheistic god, and I knew I had to come back. Random baseball cards in a nativity set? It was too coincidental. Later I filmed my first video, a Chester video, including the baseball cards. It's an unreleased video and I'll refilm it since it was so bad and low quality, but there's some lore.

>>3884
When my eyes water, I don't know why. My eyes water when I get embarrassed for some reason, or when I'm joking around. The latter only ever happens when I record videos, I noticed a lot in my old videos I'd have glassy eyes. The last time my eyes watered from embarrassment I was helping a nice Asian man with his bottled water at the grocery store. I wasn't sure if I should help him or not, but it was too awkward not to, so I helped him, barely making eye contact and I felt my face turn red, eyes water. It's not a social anxiety issue, I don't have anxiety. You don't have to enjoy or be good at all social situations, it doesn't mean you have anxiety. An aside - sometimes we're too quick to deem small issues as mental problems. Some people collect their issues with pride like it's a trophy. "My anxiety, my depression, my autism". By pridefully toting around mental problems, you're limiting yourself from ever improving from these problems. If you're prideful or romanticizing your mental problems, you would lose part of your character if you cured yourself. Don't reward yourself for having a problem, reward yourself for trying to fix your problem.


Anonymous 12/16/2022 (Fri) 00:44 [Preview] No.3908 del
>>3907
>pridefully toting around mental problems
I've never heard this done unless I guess you're referring to zoomers on tiktok that make videos about their victimhood. Even then it's typically just some woke made up thing like tranny otherkin. Well maybe you mean when people say they have OCD or autism as self-deprecating humor or to be facetious.

I love thrift store finds. You should film one of your trips for a casual vid.


Anonymous 12/16/2022 (Fri) 02:16 [Preview] No.3909 del
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>>3886
right, I knew this type of comment was coming. eat shit. as I've posted before on this board, people like you can go right on ahead and enjoy your $50 monthly donation to the pedophiles and transsexuals at Netflix, Hulu, HBO, and whatever other visual goyslop garbage it is you're into. I don't pay for any of that trash and thus have a budget to occasionally support independent creators. I sent ash the equivalent of $10 after seeing her movie and getting a hell of a lot of enjoyment out of it. I expect nothing from her as a result of having done that. Big difference between that and sending half your paycheck to some twitch ethot or buying an onlyfans subscription. call it simping if you want, but I've sent the occasional donation to a handful of male content creators I watch with the exact same reasoning - they created something I enjoyed, found helpful or otherwise enriched my life.
>>3890
>mfw
please don't remind me.
>>3899
>I can also use her body to get in the carpool lane
lmao


Anonymous 12/16/2022 (Fri) 02:54 [Preview] No.3910 del
>>3907
Yes, you're not alone in that the enjoyment is always in the anticipation rather than the actual event.


Anonymous 12/16/2022 (Fri) 03:43 [Preview] No.3912 del
>>3909
Don't listen to him, anon. That's just seethebro seething it up as always. Ash is more than just her videos, it's an entire experience. When you donate money it's like you're paying your membership dues to keep a social club going. Even if it wasn't, she still is a way more unique and independent entertainer than most online. Between here, the website, the AshleyWare™, and the videos she actually puts in a ton of work. I feel zero guilt sending her some xmr.


Anonymous 12/16/2022 (Fri) 08:27 [Preview] No.3914 del
>>3909
>>3912
this is so pathetic and sad
go outside


Anonymous 12/16/2022 (Fri) 13:17 [Preview] No.3915 del
>>3909
>I sent ash the equivalent of $10
Thank you for your service.


Anonymous 12/16/2022 (Fri) 14:27 [Preview] No.3916 del
>>3915
I do kind of wonder how much she is getting just because I would send more if she's short. She hasn't been dropping hints like she was in October so I'm guessing she is doing ok. I'll send her some for xmas.


Anonymous 12/16/2022 (Fri) 14:42 [Preview] No.3917 del
>>3916
>I would send more if she's short.
She's 4'11". Now open your wallet. That limb lengthening surgery isn't going to pay for itself. It's Ashley's dream to be 5'2".


Anonymous 12/16/2022 (Fri) 16:03 [Preview] No.3918 del
Wow did she really stay the same height from ages 15 - 23? Cheesestick diet I guess?


Anonymous 12/16/2022 (Fri) 16:20 [Preview] No.3919 del
>>3917
She desperately needs bunion surgery and hunchback surgery, donate even more XMR


Anonymous 12/16/2022 (Fri) 16:21 [Preview] No.3920 del
>>3918
I think it's called being Mexican kek


Anonymous 12/16/2022 (Fri) 16:36 [Preview] No.3921 del
I never set out to be a foot fag but it has become evident to me that Ashley does need me in her life to take care of her feet. She is the only woman I would do this for. She's gonna need a lot more than the ranch dipping sauce treatment.


Anonymous 12/16/2022 (Fri) 17:03 [Preview] No.3922 del
>>3921
Are you sending xmr pedicure payments?
...That's what I thought


Anonymous 12/16/2022 (Fri) 18:15 [Preview] No.3924 del
Stop donating to online women fags
You are falling for the psy op


Anonymous 12/16/2022 (Fri) 18:15 [Preview] No.3925 del
>>3914
Seethe more. I've also donated to Whitney Webb. but I must be a simp, because she has a vagina, right? I should probably have just given that same amount of money to the transsexuals at netflix instead. you're an actual moron.


Anonymous 12/16/2022 (Fri) 18:36 [Preview] No.3928 del
>>3924
>>3914
>>3886
This is reverse psychology to get ashley more donos. Good job, anon.


Anonymous 12/16/2022 (Fri) 23:05 [Preview] No.3936 del
🤔


Anonymous 12/17/2022 (Sat) 00:39 [Preview] No.3937 del
>>3865
This made my day. Ash is too cute.


Anonymous 12/17/2022 (Sat) 11:31 [Preview] No.3947 del
>>3928
You figured me out. And all I get is shit for it. Only one of those posts is mine, though.


Anonymous 12/17/2022 (Sat) 13:02 [Preview] No.3950 del
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>>3865
>I was a virgin for 8 years
UMMMM HUH? Did you happen lose it to pic related?

>>3892
I really like this idea.
We could set a time and date and all gather to watch it, like an end of year christmas party where someone gets too drunk and exposes themselves.
Wonder who that would be?...


Anonymous 12/17/2022 (Sat) 17:34 [Preview] No.3954 del
>>3950

imagine getting that sweet sweet 8yo ash poon. i bet she really looked like a boy back then.


Anonymous 12/17/2022 (Sat) 17:45 [Preview] No.3956 del
>>3954
tfw you will never have cybersex with 10 year old ashley on gaia online


Anonymous 12/17/2022 (Sat) 19:16 [Preview] No.3962 del
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she should've gone into... "modeling."


Anonymous 12/17/2022 (Sat) 19:19 [Preview] No.3963 del
>>3962
o_o n-nani?


Anonymous 12/17/2022 (Sat) 19:34 [Preview] No.3966 del
Yall are bustas


Anonymous 12/17/2022 (Sat) 19:36 [Preview] No.3967 del
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>>3962
we're all anonymous here. let's just be honest. who would?


Anonymous Board owner 12/17/2022 (Sat) 19:41 [Preview] No.3968 del
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>>3967
I did. Daily.
>tfw you are the only person who touched ashleys loli underage holes


Anonymous 12/17/2022 (Sat) 20:50 [Preview] No.3972 del
>>3968
That's good to know. I'm glad you're fucked up because of your parents and not because of the tickle game with Uncle Steve.


Anonymous 12/17/2022 (Sat) 20:56 [Preview] No.3973 del
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Ashley is using subliminal manipulation to make this board horny.


Anonymous 12/17/2022 (Sat) 21:14 [Preview] No.3974 del
>>3972

I want Ash to do a variety show called Uncle Steve's Tickle Game. I want her to have a co-host who's a purple muppet. Also, getting a taste of sixteen year old Ash would be well worth the prison rape/sentence. I bet she's a gosh darn bobcat in the sack.


Anonymous 12/17/2022 (Sat) 21:19 [Preview] No.3975 del
>>3974
What about a taste of 23 year old Ash? Why 16 year old Ash? Is Ashley no longer under age looking? Has the 7lbs really done that much damage? You would still rape/molest me, right anon? Uh, I mean her.


Anonymous 12/17/2022 (Sat) 22:09 [Preview] No.3978 del
>>3975
You're never going to hit the wall with me. I'll still want you at 33. Maybe I want you to rape me.


Anonymous 12/17/2022 (Sat) 22:33 [Preview] No.3982 del
>>3973
I really like her hair. The best part of this vlog was her getting crazy talking about COVID.


Anonymous 12/17/2022 (Sat) 23:17 [Preview] No.3988 del
>>3975
No matter how old she gets she'll always be almost half my age. So yeah, always hot.


Anonymous 12/17/2022 (Sat) 23:31 [Preview] No.3989 del
>>3988
How old are you?


Anonymous 12/17/2022 (Sat) 23:54 [Preview] No.3991 del
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>>3989
Mid-thirties


Anonymous 12/18/2022 (Sun) 00:09 [Preview] No.3992 del
>>3991
Same- Wasn't going to admit it but Ashely said she likes older guys so wth. Also I told her how old I was back in the dillweed times and she didn't mind. We video chatted once or twice and I was worried she was trying to long-con me on some trolling project so I never opened up much or stayed on calls very long. Maybe we would have stayed friends during her disappearance if I wasn't so apprehensive back then. Sorry, Ashely.


Anonymous 12/18/2022 (Sun) 00:16 [Preview] No.3993 del
Thank God I'm not the only pedo here. I mean, libertarian.


Anonymous 12/18/2022 (Sun) 00:40 [Preview] No.3994 del
>>3991
Oh, I thought you were saying you were almost the same age as her parents or something. All the young girls like older guys. They only get apprehensive about it when they worry about what their family and friends will think.


Anonymous 12/18/2022 (Sun) 01:02 [Preview] No.3995 del
>>3992
>Ashely


Anonymous 12/18/2022 (Sun) 01:25 [Preview] No.3996 del
>>3995
That's the true secret spelling of her name that only insiders use.


Anonymous 12/18/2022 (Sun) 02:40 [Preview] No.3997 del
>>3937
Every little thing she does is magic <3


Anonymous 12/18/2022 (Sun) 02:52 [Preview] No.3998 del
I wish Ashley would do those sing along videos


Anonymous 12/18/2022 (Sun) 02:54 [Preview] No.3999 del
>>3997
Do you ever think "I wonder what Ashley is doing right now"?


Anonymous 12/18/2022 (Sun) 03:06 [Preview] No.4001 del
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>>3968
hey no scat posting, you said you were reformed!

>>3975
>Is Ashley no longer under age looking?
sometimes she looks like a normal girl in her early twenties, then there are times like pic related and she legit looks 14

>>3993
#NotAllLibrariansOkMaybeAFewOfThem

>>3991
not really a surprise there are dudes here in their 30's. If you were fan back then and were mid 20s or more and still browsing 4ch, it makes sense


Anonymous 12/18/2022 (Sun) 04:26 [Preview] No.4007 del
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>>4001
I like it when she ties her hair back like this. It's also good that she quit drinking pop and avoids smoking and drinking alcohol. Her beauty will last a lifetime.


Anonymous 12/18/2022 (Sun) 04:28 [Preview] No.4008 del
>>3999
probably fapping to some hot lesbian porn


Anonymous 12/18/2022 (Sun) 06:01 [Preview] No.4011 del
>>4007
She gets pissed when you call it pop. She says it's soooda.


Anonymous 12/18/2022 (Sun) 08:42 [Preview] No.4019 del
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Endchan birthday stream on the 20th
7pm EST / 4pm PST (midnight UTC, 21st 11am AEDT)
Edward Scissorhands
https://cytu.be/r/endcorner


Anonymous 12/18/2022 (Sun) 14:37 [Preview] No.4020 del
>>4001

it's so cool she tried to emulate her old ck one rumpus room pedo paneling.


Anonymous 12/18/2022 (Sun) 17:13 [Preview] No.4021 del
>>4011
Soda Poop


Anonymous 12/19/2022 (Mon) 11:30 [Preview] No.4044 del
>>3865
>uploading to endchan kinda sucks
Disable JS for large file uploads. Plus CF probably has a 100MB file limit (now we are forced behind CF sadly, the promised max file size wasn't a joke).


Anonymous 12/19/2022 (Mon) 16:55 [Preview] No.4046 del
>>4044
why does endchan use CF in the first place? genuine question because they aren't the only game in town and are starting to build up quite a history of censorship


Anonymous 12/19/2022 (Mon) 16:58 [Preview] No.4047 del
>>2065
came like a hurricane


Anonymous 12/19/2022 (Mon) 17:05 [Preview] No.4048 del
>>4046
They are battle proven. They are mitigating fine, and we aren't censored.
>they aren't the only game
List them.


Anonymous 12/19/2022 (Mon) 17:34 [Preview] No.4049 del
>>4044
If /ashleyj/ wasn't here, I wouldn't even use this site. Most of the boards I'd be interested in are already dead.


Anonymous 12/19/2022 (Mon) 18:08 [Preview] No.4050 del
>>4044
Uploading issues happened before the full CF switch, on the .gg domain, which as I understand didn't use CF. You could be uploading, no exaggeration, 1-10MB and it will take a very long time and often times fail. Multiple file upload (about 1 MB total) with just pictures would fail too. I can upload fine on any other website, for some reason uploads are trouble here. Not complaining about the site, because I really enjoy it, maybe it's something to look into.


Anonymous 12/19/2022 (Mon) 18:09 [Preview] No.4051 del
>>4049
There's a lot of interesting boards here, it takes users like you and I to contribute to get them more active. It's how any community gets started, small at first, people are willing to join it, it grows.


Anonymous 12/19/2022 (Mon) 18:17 [Preview] No.4052 del
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>>4001
I'd take any age, camera angle or disguise


Anonymous 12/19/2022 (Mon) 18:18 [Preview] No.4053 del
>>4045
>Unfortunately, the clock is ticking
No need to remind us that Ashley's looks are fleeting


Anonymous 12/19/2022 (Mon) 18:23 [Preview] No.4054 del
>>4051
>There's a lot of interesting boards here
What do you suggest?


Anonymous 12/19/2022 (Mon) 18:37 [Preview] No.4055 del
>>4049
Thank you, very informative.

>>4050
Turn off JS.
Besides up to ~80MBs almost always worked for me(tm), without JS managed larger files too /b/ has a webm thread, with couple of over 100 megs files. The CF comment was just for a note to don't try uploading over 100MB files because it'll most likely fail.


Anonymous 12/19/2022 (Mon) 18:38 [Preview] No.4056 del
>>4054
/b/ You can discuss anything, be retarded for fun
/kc/ Discuss really anything, more deep discussion if you prefer long form discussion
/sunflower/ Esotericism, spiritualism, occultism
/tech/ Discuss technology
/horror/ Discussion exposing truths
If you're interested in anime lesbians, politics, news, you can visit those boards. Just make a few posts here and there on boards you like, because it takes just a few people to get a discussion going. By the way I'm not an admin shilling, I just like anything that's not 4tran these days.


Anonymous 12/19/2022 (Mon) 18:41 [Preview] No.4057 del
>>4052
>fucking Derrick while looking at his cute B cup gynecomastia tits jiggle


Anonymous 12/19/2022 (Mon) 18:45 [Preview] No.4058 del
>>4054
If you are a NEET, then >>>/ausneets/. Be aware that most users are active in Australian times.
If you like grills and casual convo >>>/rapport/
Keep in mind this: >>4051
>it takes users like you and I to contribute to get them more active


Anonymous 12/19/2022 (Mon) 18:49 [Preview] No.4059 del
>>4048
>List them.
I guess I'd have to know endchan's reasons for using them in the first place, wouldn't I? If it's for ddos mitigation then no, they're not the only game in town. I'm not going to do your job for you.

https://old.reddit.com/r/privacy/comments/d52kop/eli5_why_cloudflare_is_depicted_as_evil_and_whats/f0jrxox/


Anonymous 12/19/2022 (Mon) 18:54 [Preview] No.4061 del
>>4059
>do your job for you.
You are aware Endchan isn't a corporation but run due to user contribution. I'm just an Anon same as you. So what's your excuse not contributing?
CF has a captcha system that simple ddos mitigation services can't/don't match.


Anonymous 12/19/2022 (Mon) 19:04 [Preview] No.4062 del
>>4053
Fortunately for Ashley the clock seems to be standing still


Anonymous 12/19/2022 (Mon) 19:16 [Preview] No.4063 del
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>>4062
What time is the clock on? Time to GET DOWN ON THE GROUND OR ELSE YOU GET SQUIRTED WITH MY "SQUIRT" GUNS


Anonymous 12/19/2022 (Mon) 19:25 [Preview] No.4065 del
>>4055
I'll try next time there's a 1MB+ file upload, usually 10-15MB gets a "connection failed". I don't think your average internet user is capable of turning off JS shockingly, maybe down the line there is a better solution to 'tard proof it?


Anonymous 12/19/2022 (Mon) 19:26 [Preview] No.4066 del
>>4063
That clock was always right twice a day.


Anonymous 12/19/2022 (Mon) 19:58 [Preview] No.4068 del
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Time is a flat circle.


Anonymous 12/19/2022 (Mon) 21:12 [Preview] No.4070 del
>>4065
>I don't think your average internet user is capable of turning off JS
I don't see the problem here


Anonymous 12/19/2022 (Mon) 22:16 [Preview] No.4076 del
>>3865
Thank you for the vid =^)


Anonymous 12/20/2022 (Tue) 03:11 [Preview] No.4085 del
>>4021
K I N O


Anonymous 12/20/2022 (Tue) 19:41 [Preview] No.4112 del
Friendly reminder, today movie >>4019


Anonymous 12/20/2022 (Tue) 23:21 [Preview] No.4123 del
Stream is rolling. Geowizard traveling on the US east coast. Then the movie.
https://cytu.be/r/endcorner


Anonymous 12/24/2022 (Sat) 15:51 [Preview] No.4200 del


Anonymous 12/24/2022 (Sat) 15:58 [Preview] No.4201 del
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Anonymous 12/24/2022 (Sat) 16:23 [Preview] No.4202 del
>>4201
https://youtube.com/watch?v=OxJgfoqtSFQ [Embed]


Anonymous 12/24/2022 (Sat) 16:27 [Preview] No.4203 del
>>4201
Did AI write this? It has that retarded nonsensical wording style. I do worry that Ashley got bored and left. Probably just my abandonment issues though. N-No big deal. Heh


Anonymous 12/24/2022 (Sat) 17:01 [Preview] No.4204 del
I'd like to hear more about Ashley's beliefs. I think she should make an In Search Of... video.


Anonymous 12/24/2022 (Sat) 17:19 [Preview] No.4205 del
>Ashley leaves again
>Liquid Chris comes back https://youtube.com/watch?v=bEtPxCxx17o [Embed]


Anonymous 12/24/2022 (Sat) 18:29 [Preview] No.4206 del
>>4201
Ashlings...


Anonymous 12/24/2022 (Sat) 20:23 [Preview] No.4209 del
>>4201
>it's just strange. One day someone's walking around, posting to the board, alive, and then...
>the Earth just opens up and swallows them


Anonymous 12/24/2022 (Sat) 20:26 [Preview] No.4210 del
>>4201
lies! lies from the antichrist!


Anonymous 12/24/2022 (Sat) 20:33 [Preview] No.4211 del
>>4201
How could society do this?


Anonymous 12/25/2022 (Sun) 02:02 [Preview] No.4214 del
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>>4201
Well... at least we know she isn't dead or in hiding!


Anonymous 12/25/2022 (Sun) 02:30 [Preview] No.4215 del
>>4201
thats exactly what the lizard people who want to suppress Ashley's message would say


Anonymous 12/25/2022 (Sun) 03:16 [Preview] No.4217 del
>>3906
I was fortunate to have three grandpas. My great grandfather died of cancer in 1995. I saw his ghost in their home after my great grandmother died in 2005. This was my first experience with the supernatural. He also comes to me in dreams and when I wake up from those dreams, I feel as if someone is still in the room with me. Last time I had a dream about him, he said he was protecting me from people within my own family. My maternal grandfather died in 2017. He was supposed to die of terminal cancer back in 2000 but somehow made it through. He had trouble digesting food properly and cachexia eventually did him in. My paternal grandfather died in 2021. He fell and broke his hip several years back and never really recovered. He had become bedridden and didn't wake up one morning.


Anonymous 12/25/2022 (Sun) 03:51 [Preview] No.4218 del
>>4217
>I was fortunate to have three grandpas

how did get 3 grandpas?

>This was my first experience with the supernatural.
were you frightened by it
if I ever saw a ghost I'd be a scaredy-cat, even if they werent trying to scare

>and didn't wake up one morning.
the best way to go


Anonymous 12/25/2022 (Sun) 12:38 [Preview] No.4225 del
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>>4201
hopefully this just a brief moment of madness?


Anonymous 12/25/2022 (Sun) 15:16 [Preview] No.4227 del
>>4201
I've read this a few times to fully try and embrace the gestalt of what she's saying. If indeed Ashley is the author of this account I can't help but feeling sadly for her. Anyone else share my views.


Anonymous 12/25/2022 (Sun) 16:32 [Preview] No.4230 del
ashley roquentin dragging us along for the ride


Anonymous 12/25/2022 (Sun) 16:54 [Preview] No.4231 del
>>4225
Have we even confirmed it’s Ashley? It’s a bit of a 180 from her vid last week saying she loves what we built here and she ordered props for new videos.


Anonymous 12/26/2022 (Mon) 00:02 [Preview] No.4239 del
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>>4231
No, 'tisn't me. It's endearing the abandonment issues you guys have. I'm here to stay for the foreseeable future, with plenty of videos to come next year. One second, wait right here, daddy's gotta go to the store to pick up some cigarettes. I'll be back...
I can't believe you guys didn't get me a card or anything. I would print it out and hang it on my wall.


Anonymous 12/26/2022 (Mon) 00:54 [Preview] No.4244 del
>>4239
If this is you, Ash, check your e mail, I made you a nice card among other things.


Anonymous 12/26/2022 (Mon) 01:44 [Preview] No.4246 del
>>4227
>Anyone else share my views.
yes

>>4239
christmas is a busy time for mailman, maybe something will be delivered soon who knows?


Anonymous 12/26/2022 (Mon) 02:01 [Preview] No.4249 del
>>4239
https://youtube.com/watch?v=yXQViqx6GMY [Embed]


Anonymous 12/31/2022 (Sat) 02:49 [Preview] No.4315 del
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god i wish that deliciously refreshing can of Pepsi were my balls


Anonymous 12/31/2022 (Sat) 03:37 [Preview] No.4317 del
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>>4315
>people thought this was a 19 year old adult woman
wow how were so many people fooled


Anonymous 01/04/2023 (Wed) 12:14 [Preview] No.4398 del
>>4317
>but officer in her "people making doritos are fucking idiots" video she said was 18 and did 1 semester of college, so she HAD to be atleast 18!
>Yeah, well tell that to the Judge pal



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