/ashIeyj/ - Ashley Jones

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HAPPY HALLOWEEN, BATCH Anonymous 10/31/2022 (Mon) 23:43 [Preview] No. 2190
Be careful driving this Halloween night. You never know who's out on the road, sweetie.
https://videos.icum.to/w/8PdMhYT2AkvHUUGmCAW8Qe

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Website updates for Oct. 31. Read: https://icum.to/horsecock
You can submit your questions here as well.


Anonymous 11/01/2022 (Tue) 02:54 [Preview] No.2191 del
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Love the video
Love the website
I'll send you an email later with some questions and ideas.
Happy Halloween!


Anonymous 11/01/2022 (Tue) 03:24 [Preview] No.2192 del
>>2190
who are you fooling. you watch anime.


Anonymous 11/01/2022 (Tue) 04:35 [Preview] No.2193 del
>>2190
Weebs BTFO'D
tiktok and twitter BTFO'D
discord users especially BTFO'D
gaming chair users BTFO'D
obnoxious LED gamer lights BTFO'D
Elon Musk BTFO'D
fatties BTFO'D
pedos BTFO'D
drag queens BTFO'D
Asian boy bands BTFO'D


No one was spared, not even little Billy.


(I want to eat a succulent Chinese meal off those amazing cheekbones of yours)


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Anonymous 11/01/2022 (Tue) 13:40 [Preview] No.2200 del
>>2193
How about all those innocent drivers who were literally BTFO'D? Maybe Taz will have to land in court next?


Anonymous 11/01/2022 (Tue) 13:46 [Preview] No.2201 del
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>>2190
I'd get ran over by an angry aids filled gay man if it meant I got treated by Dr. Jones...
In my time spent in the hospital bed with 2 broken legs, a fractured skull and a hospital bill so big it would take 15 years to pay off, I would think about what questions I'd ask her for the upcoming "Questions and Answers" type video
A man can dream...


Anonymous 11/01/2022 (Tue) 13:53 [Preview] No.2204 del
>>2190
MORE NURSE ASHLEY HOLY SHIT


Anonymous 11/01/2022 (Tue) 15:51 [Preview] No.2208 del
the drag queen bit was hilarious


Anonymous 11/01/2022 (Tue) 16:02 [Preview] No.2209 del
Hey Ash, I have a question. I'm curious about the inclusion of hardcore pornography in all these videos. Apart from the doughboy video these have all been sexually charged. Is the big surprise video going to have a scene of you going to town on the horse dildo? Anyway I think the original source material characters and dialog are shock value enough without needing actual porn but that's just my critique.


Anonymous 11/01/2022 (Tue) 17:28 [Preview] No.2211 del
>>2209
>my pure tradwife fantasy egirl isn't behaving the way I want
the joke was ash is wearing a pink headband and has short hair and so did the girl in the porn vid. taz takes the bus and it's the bangbus. I know autistic people struggle with understanding jokes but for everyone else it was nbd and funny. she couldnt get away with jokes like that on youtube years ago so I wager now that she can do it she is. it's not like she's pulling down her pants. relax ya prude


Anonymous 11/01/2022 (Tue) 18:07 [Preview] No.2213 del
Holy shit - You can't make any simple statement here without foaming at the mouth spergs freaking the fuck out. What's with the retarded contrarian attitude? I get that only 8 people post here so it's probably the same turbo-autist but got damn dude. And yes you fucking idiot I get the joke. The critique is about pushing the envelope when it's unnecessary not about the obscenity of pornography.


Anonymous 11/01/2022 (Tue) 18:20 [Preview] No.2214 del
>>2213
How quickly we forget that Ashley destroyed the original board by spamming it with tranny shit.


Anonymous 11/01/2022 (Tue) 18:29 [Preview] No.2215 del
>>2214
All of you faggots were posting tranny shit on that board. That's why we call it the Tranny Board. The original board was the 8chan board.


Anonymous 11/01/2022 (Tue) 18:37 [Preview] No.2216 del
>>2209
>pearl clutching over 5 seconds of porn
why are you here?

>>2211
this is right. ashley probably would have done it more if youtube allowed it beyond a split second... actually she did do it in an old video at 1:30 in this vid https://youtube.com/watch?v=SsK5FmOnuQU [Embed]
and rose did it too https://youtube.com/watch?v=-VRkcdMYN_Y [Embed] if porn in vids is enough for you to freak out then no waifu is sacred


Anonymous 11/01/2022 (Tue) 18:47 [Preview] No.2217 del
>>2216
see
>>2213
I stand corrected. It's more than one retard. All that intense g-force orbiting has turned your brain into mush. Your entire post is a straw-man argument that has nothing to do with my question for Ashley. I never said I give a shit about the porn


Anonymous 11/01/2022 (Tue) 18:53 [Preview] No.2218 del
>>2217
The only person here being a contrarian is you anon, nobody else is flipping their shit over a few seconds of porn. saying ashley's videos are "sexually charged" is a stretch too (I wish they were more sexually charged tbh). maybe you have the problem and not everyone else?


Anonymous 11/01/2022 (Tue) 18:54 [Preview] No.2219 del
>>2217
>I never said I give a shit about the porn
then why do you bring it up repeatedly?


Anonymous 11/01/2022 (Tue) 19:01 [Preview] No.2220 del
horse dildo video when?


Anonymous 11/01/2022 (Tue) 19:05 [Preview] No.2221 del
>>2218
>>2219
I've completely explained my post. If you don't want to accept that and instead argue a straw-man that's your decision. How you misconstrued me asking if ash is going to film herself masturbating into me clutching my pearls over pornography is an autistic feat beyond my comprehension so I don't see any reason to continue this back and forth.


Anonymous 11/01/2022 (Tue) 19:08 [Preview] No.2222 del
>>2221
bruh


Anonymous 11/01/2022 (Tue) 19:14 [Preview] No.2223 del
>>2221
>straw-man
i dont think you understand what a strawman argument is. its when you make up an argument that someone didnt say and then fight against it. i didnt do that. i was just saying that ash has posted porn in videos before. idk why youre getting super defensive kek. having a few clips of porn in a video doesnt really seem like shes gonna start masturbating on cam. if rose is anything to go by then that wont happen.


Anonymous 11/01/2022 (Tue) 19:19 [Preview] No.2224 del
>>2223
There will indeed be masturbating on cam


Anonymous 11/01/2022 (Tue) 19:29 [Preview] No.2225 del
ironically, the only people masturbating on cam so far are ashley's fans


Anonymous 11/01/2022 (Tue) 19:37 [Preview] No.2226 del
That was my hope that all the big build up with people doing cumtributes would lead to ash cumtributing the cumtributes. Whatever it is I think it's going to be something big and over the top


Anonymous 11/01/2022 (Tue) 19:38 [Preview] No.2227 del
Who is Cam and why are you all masturbating on them?


Anonymous 11/01/2022 (Tue) 20:21 [Preview] No.2228 del
>>2209
Did you even watch her old videos?
>>2214
Did she? Is she still?
>>2215
I didn't.


Anonymous 11/01/2022 (Tue) 20:22 [Preview] No.2229 del
I don't think it's crazy to at some point see at least simulated ashturbation. She already said she doesn't mind doing sexual stuff with her jokes because she doesn't think anything of it. Actual penetration with her horse dildo is crazy but it wouldn't be the first time she's surprised me. It's her own site she can do whatever she wants after all.


Anonymous 11/01/2022 (Tue) 20:42 [Preview] No.2230 del
>>2190
Great video ash! I also find it strange why these drag queens want to perform in front of children so much. Clown world.


Anonymous 11/01/2022 (Tue) 20:54 [Preview] No.2231 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=Ik1NKkN0ysI [Embed]
>I can't believe the actor Jason Biggs did hardcore pornography in the original American Pie movie. this little slut showed off his ass cheeks. they even paid him for it like the whore he is. I bet he's going to do onlyfans next and get fucked in his ass with a big fat cock and then the cock will cum in his ass.
/ashleyj/ coming to the logical conclusions as always


Anonymous 11/01/2022 (Tue) 21:43 [Preview] No.2232 del
>>2231
>/ashleyj/ coming to the logical conclusions as always
Pretty sure it's just the same 3 or so people that argue with each other in every thread. Probably discord people


Anonymous 11/01/2022 (Tue) 22:04 [Preview] No.2233 del
Question for ashley: Are you a lesbian?


Anonymous 11/01/2022 (Tue) 22:08 [Preview] No.2234 del
>>2233
Are you?


Anonymous 11/01/2022 (Tue) 22:13 [Preview] No.2235 del
>>2234
Yup.


Anonymous 11/01/2022 (Tue) 23:17 [Preview] No.2236 del
>>2190
She works in the healthcare industry? Looking cute in that beanie baby bear scrub top


Anonymous 11/01/2022 (Tue) 23:32 [Preview] No.2237 del
>>2236
Working in the healthcare industry is one of the few ways to legally murder people and get paid for doing it. Vaxxies must be counting their numbered days.


Anonymous 11/01/2022 (Tue) 23:52 [Preview] No.2238 del
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>>2237
If you’ve been vaxxed, haven’t had a booster and get a cold you’ll effectively have AIDS vs the cold and get very sick.


Anonymous 11/02/2022 (Wed) 00:21 [Preview] No.2239 del
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>>2237
>Working in the healthcare industry is one of the few ways to legally murder people and get paid for doing it.
This


Anonymous 11/02/2022 (Wed) 00:29 [Preview] No.2240 del
>>2236
>>2237
>>2238
I actually have a sneaking suspicion that Ashley works at a hospital. I don't know why because I have no evidence of that. It's just a feeling I have. She might be like a medical coder or something because I always imagine her carrying manila file folders. I'd be surprised if she was actually a nurse or something though. Imagine going to the hospital and Ashley walks in to tell you the doctor will be with you in a minute and you're not sure if what you're seeing is real so you call her Ashley to see if she responds and Ashley realizes you know who she is but plays dumb and now you will have to tell the doctor about your debilitating face blindness. I wonder how often Ashley has been recognized by someone but they didn't say anything to her? You think she believes she is being gangstalked? If she does work in a hospital, how did she avoid the vaxx? They made my mom get it.


Anonymous 11/02/2022 (Wed) 00:34 [Preview] No.2241 del
>>2236
>>2240
nigga anyone can buy scrubs. they arent only available to people in the health care industry. this bitch loves beany babies and thats why she has that.


Anonymous 11/02/2022 (Wed) 00:51 [Preview] No.2242 del
>>2237
Are you saying Ashley is a horse doctor?


Anonymous 11/02/2022 (Wed) 01:10 [Preview] No.2243 del
>>2242
This explains it all. She has the horse dildo as a mare intimidation device, it was never actually a horse dildo. The suction cup functions so the mare intimidation device can be mounted to the wall to intimidate all the mares in the barn without Ashley even having to hold it. She also uses it as an educational tool when they bring kids to the farm tour.


Anonymous 11/02/2022 (Wed) 01:21 [Preview] No.2244 del
Oh snap
Taz is back
Wearing dem little booty shorts
Showing dem legs
Taz ain't no slut
And yeah they run all the way up


https://youtube.com/watch?v=h8cN6ZFDA8 [Embed]


Anonymous 11/02/2022 (Wed) 03:43 [Preview] No.2245 del
Nice legs.


Anonymous 11/02/2022 (Wed) 09:49 [Preview] No.2246 del
>>2245
she filled out nice. Her legs no longer look as if you could snap them like a pretzel stick


Anonymous 11/02/2022 (Wed) 11:16 [Preview] No.2248 del
Yeah because she’s an adult now. Probably would be a little more filled out with a proper diet but I like the idea of being able to wrap my hands around her entire waist while railing her


Anonymous 11/02/2022 (Wed) 12:26 [Preview] No.2249 del
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>>2225
heh

>>2226
Imagine a wall like pic related, filled with the cum tributes and she cums the wall of cumtributes and ascends to a higher level of existence. One where you dont need a smartphone and only use open source software.


>>2240
Its probably where she gets the baby blood that keeps her so youthful


Anonymous 11/02/2022 (Wed) 12:40 [Preview] No.2250 del
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>>2190
>You can submit your questions here as well.
If you don't know and you're too lazy to go to her site, read the attached image that's from her site.


Anonymous 11/02/2022 (Wed) 13:06 [Preview] No.2251 del
>>2190
Oh! Super generic question but what kind of music are you listening to these days? Do you listen to music when you are video editing and stuff?


Anonymous 11/02/2022 (Wed) 13:21 [Preview] No.2252 del
>>2250
>share Ashley's videos with your coworkers


Anonymous 11/02/2022 (Wed) 13:42 [Preview] No.2253 del
>>2192
No, she's right. 90% of anime is dogshit and a good handful of that contributes to weird mental illnesses. The only decent anime is SOME old movies and shows from the 90s/00s. You should be watching Tucker Carlson instead.


Anonymous 11/02/2022 (Wed) 13:56 [Preview] No.2254 del
>>2253
Tucker Carlson should start wearing a bow tie again. When he interviews someone I always get a kick out of his 1000 yard stare.


Anonymous 11/02/2022 (Wed) 14:51 [Preview] No.2255 del
>>2248
Get in line.

So I can run you all down with my car. She's mine.


Anonymous 11/02/2022 (Wed) 14:52 [Preview] No.2256 del
>>2250
I think it's sad no one visits her site. They are missing out on all the hidden goodies. I'm not sharing.


Anonymous 11/02/2022 (Wed) 14:55 [Preview] No.2257 del
>>2253
How is it that I can watch anime and not wear dresses or get fucked in my ass or eat cum? How is that I'm more red pilled then all of you combined and yet I don't watch faggots like Tucker Carlson?


Anonymous 11/02/2022 (Wed) 15:15 [Preview] No.2259 del
>>2258
Well now you've identified the problem. I suggest you do something about it, faggot. You will never be a woman.


Anonymous 11/02/2022 (Wed) 15:34 [Preview] No.2260 del
Getting very defensive over your chinese cartoons. I'm assuming you're that autist from the tranny board that doesn't actually watch Ashley's content and is just here to screech at people over dumb shit. Just to catch you up to speed she called you a faggot in her recent video and rightfully so. If you are an adult you shouldn't be watching cartoons. Manchildren are not men and have strayed from the path of manhood so technically, yes, you are a faggot. Hope that answers your question.


Anonymous 11/02/2022 (Wed) 17:47 [Preview] No.2261 del
>>2250
I made her website my homepage


Anonymous 11/02/2022 (Wed) 18:25 [Preview] No.2262 del
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>>2260
I'm going to assume that your post was meant for me. I'm not that faggot from the tranny board. I have no idea who you are even referring to because I think you're all faggots. I'm LB. You probably mean Pivot. I have no problem with him liking anime either. There is nothing wrong with enjoying childish things. Adults are fucking boring. This is why no one likes normies. I'm the most childish person here and I don't give a fuck because I'm having fun. I am more masculine than all you faggots combined. Adults can do what the fuck they want as long as they are willing to accept the consequences of their actions. I live like a pioneer. I only have enough electricity to run my laptop and few other small conveniences. I take cold showers. I cook over a fire. I don't have heating. It was 30 degrees in my home the other night. I kill things to eat and when I do feel like walking miles to the grocery store, I only get what I can carry back for meals that day so I have to walk back the next day. Most of you faggots couldn't even feed yourself without your mom getting you McDonald's. My kittens were out of food so I bagged them some squirrels since they can't fend for themselves that well yet. No gun or snare. Only used my hand and 2" a pocket folder knife. I could get you just as easily as that squirrel. Ashley may say she is not dangerous but I am. I could probably kill all you faggots with my bare hands. Not trying to be edgy or even brag but you're the fucking manchild here. I can't enjoy something simply because Ashley doesn't like it? And that's why you're a cuck. I make my own opinions. I don't let women make decisions for me. I'm not a momma's boy. I may agree with Tucker Carlson on some things but I also wouldn't hesitate to punch him in his fucking mouth. I bet his CIA training will come in real handy then. You faggots ain't got shit on me. You all whine and get defensive when I dab on you. Only other simp I respect here is Seabee because at least he can take a joke. I guess he learned that in the Navy. My grandpa was a Master Chief in the Navy and I learned what a man is from him. He had to take care of his mom and his sister at 8 years old during the Depression. My father wasn't exactly there for me and his wasn't either. I'm not former military. I can adapt to my environment. I don't surrender at the first sign of struggle because I'm not weak. You know why I enjoy playing strategy games on the hardest difficulty? It's not just that they are more challenging, it's because I hardly ever win. It's that I prefer to go down fighting unlike you glass jawed faggots. That's when the game gets real interesting and decisions actually matter. Most of these armchair generals on YouTube play their games on easy. I can tell. I am the most tenacious loser you will ever meet. I've won games against players simply because they give up when they've had enough of me and they were actually winning. Most of you faggots flip tables when you begin to lose a game and cry woe is me, life is so unfair because I'm playing by everyone else's rules but my own. I can't stand when faggots rage quit. You faggots should read Might is Right. You don't have to take everything in it personally. I'm a Christian but I don't let the authors opinions on it ruin the experience for me. It won't make you a man but it will make you aspire to be one. Most of you still have dads. What's your excuse? You know what I'm doing today? I'm about to walk 3 miles to the Tractor Supply to buy a 44 lbs. bag of cat food and then I'm going to walk back with it. And for any of you who think I'm trying to make myself out to be the Übermensch, I'm literally an overweight manlet. I'm only unique because men like yourselves pushed men like me to top because you were more interested in other men's bottoms.


Anonymous 11/02/2022 (Wed) 18:27 [Preview] No.2263 del
>>2261
If she put a search bar on the homepage, I'd do that too.


Anonymous 11/02/2022 (Wed) 18:40 [Preview] No.2264 del
>>2263
Cool that you mentioned this. Yesterday I found that Wiby.me has a tutorial to make your own custom search, which I may look into as a future project. I could also just set up a Searx instance, there's a few different ways I could go about making a search engine. I'm trying to keep the site as bare-bones as possible (it functions purely from HTML and CSS and I will keep it that way), so the search engine would probably be on a subdomain due to a search engine requiring more involved components.


Anonymous 11/02/2022 (Wed) 21:09 [Preview] No.2266 del
I'd also like to add to my earlier post here >>2262 that I don't actually dislike any of you guys, even you anon on the Ashley Jones discord server. I call you all faggots as a term of endearment like how a drill instructor calls recruits maggots. But you haven't earned my respect. Not only do I respect Seabee, but I also respect the anon who posted about growing his own tomatoes and alien anon because even though I don't know them personally, I can tell they are men.


Anonymous 11/02/2022 (Wed) 21:13 [Preview] No.2267 del
>>2264
How did you get the Tonga domain extension? Isn't that really expensive or you have to do some kind of waiting list thing?


Anonymous 11/02/2022 (Wed) 21:57 [Preview] No.2270 del
>>2266
you, seabee and alienanon are my favorite namefags but ash is right about discord being for gays. use irc like a real man.


Anonymous 11/02/2022 (Wed) 22:11 [Preview] No.2271 del
>>2270
I do use irc. I just haven't posted there in a long time. I used to post in #8chan. I was also in #AIDF but smegma sandwich finally abandoned it and then so did I. I'm thinking about restarting the #AIDF channel with a redirect here as the topic just in case any ashlings like smegma sandwich just happen to log on again. At the moment, me, shiest and sin city are the only former members who know Ashley is back, as far as I know. I think Uncut, Netburn and Marky also know but I'm unsure if they post here.


Anonymous 11/02/2022 (Wed) 22:14 [Preview] No.2272 del
>>2270
Btw, do you use irc? What are some good channels to join, if you do?


Anonymous 11/02/2022 (Wed) 22:38 [Preview] No.2273 del
>>2270
Yeah, I still need to respond to alien anon's round 4 vocaroo and his ghost story. Surprised no one has responded to the ghost story yet. The thread kind of just died? I also have my own ghost stories to tell. I actually wrote a response to the round 4 vocaroo but when I submitted it, I got a connection error from endchan and I lost the post and just said fuck it. Now, all text walls will be pasted from a text document on my pc. My post up top was actually written on my phone while I was innawoods.


Anonymous 11/02/2022 (Wed) 22:41 [Preview] No.2274 del
>>2271
I doubt I'm doing any namefag shit or making OC videos or anything like that this time around. Well I posted some webms on other boards to get her name out there but that's it. Feel free to do AIDF if you want. I just get the feeling Ash wants to do her own thing. She already discouraged posting namefag stuff here so unless she says otherwise I'm just gonna stay on the sidelines.


Anonymous 11/02/2022 (Wed) 23:15 [Preview] No.2275 del
>>2270
With my limited knowledge of computers I doubt if I could get on an irc, I barely know what an irc is but that doesn't make me no less a man. I have a small contracting business, that's where my knowledge excels.


Anonymous 11/02/2022 (Wed) 23:17 [Preview] No.2276 del
>>2274
Oh no, is this the end of ashwave as we know it?


Anonymous 11/02/2022 (Wed) 23:31 [Preview] No.2277 del
>>2276
Been doing some deep dives into After Effects 2022. If the day comes I'll be ready. In the meantime, I don't think it will be too much of a distraction to do HD remasters of her videos. Take out the greenscreen spill, fix color curves, etc.
>>2275
You don't need to be a puter guy. It's just a website you sign onto without having to make a user name or anything. It's just going to be dead though. That's another thing: We have to get ash back to her former popularity before anything like discord or irc would be viable anyway. None of the namefag stuff or fan made content matters if there's no community. We're basically starting from scratch here. We may need a contractor though so I'll remember that.


Anonymous 11/02/2022 (Wed) 23:55 [Preview] No.2278 del
>>2277
The videos are publicly available so I understand anyone can use them anyway they want. I meant to mark them under some sort of Creative Commons but haven't looked into the specifics of it yet, since there are a number of different license types. Some day I may make them available in the Creative Commons. I say the more creativity, the better. Obviously I can't control what you guys do, but I would request if making video edits that you don't pretend to be me or be the "official" Ashley XYZ in any capacity. That aside, have fun.

>Discord
Gayer than Taz, and that 'lil homo has AIDs.


Anonymous 11/03/2022 (Thu) 00:04 [Preview] No.2279 del
>>2275
Does Ashley not inspire you to better yourself, brother? I probably know as much about computers as you do. Learning doesn't stop at school. Git gud. I'm currently learning GIMP because I'm tired of only being able to use MS Paint and apps. I'm full of ideas but am unable to see them realized. Seeing how dedicated Ashley is to her craft has pulled me out of my rut. I've been despondent for years. I might actually start repairing this old place and buy a vehicle now.

Btw, what do you do? Do you build stuff? Residential homes? Commerical buildings? Birdhouses?

For anyone who cares, I chose GIMP because Wilber is cute and reminds me of my imaginary friend Roffy. Miss you buddy. If you have any suggestions, please let me know, like tutorials and stuff. I'm not giving a college money to learn this shit when I've been an autodidact all my life.


Anonymous 11/03/2022 (Thu) 00:57 [Preview] No.2280 del
>>2279
Some things interest me and some things don't. I really have no desire to do anything but the basics as far as computers go. My friend is into video games and got me to play with him but, I don't know man, I just couldn't get into it. I am not disparaging anyone who plays video games, it just comes down to where your interests lay. I own a Dodge Challenger with a 5.7L Hemi 6 speed manual that I take to the drag strip once in a while. That's what gets my heart a poundin' and of course win some lose some.

So being a former Navy Seabee when my 4 year enlistment was up I started a small contracting business. It's just my partner and I so we limit our work to bathroom and kitchen re-do, flooring, siding some concrete and stucco work, stuff like that. A lot of what I learned about construction work I owe to my Dad, he would take me on jobs when I was little and he taught me a lot about carpentry. Never built a bird house but I have an older brother and his son was in the scouts and the scouts have the pinewood derby where you're given a block of wood about 6" x 3" and you have to make a car out of it. My brother asked me to help him which I did and my nephew walked away with 3 awards for the car.

I got to say, I respect how you live, good on you. And for the record, I like cats too, ever since I was a little kid.


Anonymous 11/03/2022 (Thu) 01:14 [Preview] No.2281 del
>>2277
>>2278
I had the idea about remastering her old videos as well although that is something far beyond my capabilities. I think Ashley could have some fun with remastering her old content. Then she could work on the remakes.

I actually think there needs to be an official archive that has the old videos and remasters of them. Maybe add some commentary and have tidbits during each video like on VH1's old Pop-Up Video show. There needs to be an official archive though, away from YouTube and Bitchute. The YouTube archive is at risk of being taken down and the Bitchute archive doesn't even work.

If you or Ashley needs them, I have all of her videos and the dates they were uploaded to YouTube. I'm only missing one video that I know of, "therapist helps pedro". The rest of the videos on the list that I don't have were reuploaded and renamed, I believe. I've noticed that some of my videos aren't in any of the current archives. I also have some screenshots of her old YouTube when the videos were uploaded there. Maybe make the archive look like old YouTube but actually call it JewTube? Oh, wait, never mind. There is actually a JewTube now.

I would also like Ashley to confirm if some of her old pp are actually her because I've noticed fakes in the archive but some of them have no face.

If the therapist helps pedro video is lost media. I think Ashley should try to remember it best she can to recreate it or at least give a summary of what she remembers about it. If I rememeber correctly, I believe she didn't like the video.

In regards to an /ashleyj/ chat. I'm only in the discord server because I was invited there after 8ch went down and was lurking. I only started posting when some anon claimed to have found Ashley.

That's another thing I'd like to know. Could Ashley once and for all end the speculation by going on record and publicly stating whether or not she was Vandread in the Sam's Club server on Discord or Loliblitz on SoundCloud.

>Gayer than Taz, and that 'lil homo has AIDs.
But he's the only man I've ever loved.


Anonymous 11/03/2022 (Thu) 01:35 [Preview] No.2282 del
>>2278
Yeah yeah I was just using Discord as an example because it was brought up. The fan art stuff can wait. I think we have to grow the viewer base first. You need revelers in order to have revelry right? Posting on the gif boards has gotten a few people over here. Would be nice to have 200-300 by the end of the year. I'll try to think of something. Oh and congrats on your Conky software Christmas thing. I figured you were busy with something more than just making videos.
>>2280
I'm embarrassed that I thought this was a real person and not a namefag satirization that someone is doing for fun.
>>2281
tbh when I said remastering I was thinking more along the lines of plopping on a bunch of filters and cleaning up the noise/static. Actual remastering is arduous and requires quality film as a source but we'll see what we can do.


Anonymous 11/03/2022 (Thu) 01:38 [Preview] No.2283 del
>>2281
I thought I was the only fanatic that has all her videos with the date they were made or downloaded.
I remember back in the day that Ash started getting "writer's block" and said that she may start to limit her vids to maybe one every 3 or 4 days. She was doing vids that she wasn't satisfied with and as soon as she uploaded it within maybe an hour or so she would take it down. So if you weren't Johnny on the spot you missed it. I don't know if she held onto them though. Probably someone has a few of them but doesn't know that The Ash has returned.


Anonymous 11/03/2022 (Thu) 01:55 [Preview] No.2284 del
>>2280
Have you ever been to the Carolina Dragway? It's right down the road from me. Been told all my life that it's world famous like The Masters Tournament but I don't see it tbh.

See, that's how it's supposed to work. My dad didn't know these things anyway so he wouldn't have been much help there but I'm going to break that cycle. Wish I knew those things now.

I'd also like to say that my dad did the best he could. He was a good dad. When I was a kid, my uncle, who was a professional boxer at the time, just bought my older brother a SNES and they weren't even out on store shelves yet. It was like when Playstations are hard to find in stores when they are first released. Then our home was burglarized by one of his friends. The guy was ratted out to my dad so my dad went to confront him at a local bar one evening. I was in the backseat of the car watching out the back window. My dad told him that he would give him the money for it if he would just give his son back his Nintendo. Suddenly, the guy pulls a wrench from the back of his truck planning to knock my dad over the head with it and take the money. My dad ducks under the swing, dropping his wallet and the guy wouldn't let him pick it back up. Then they guy said he was going to knock out the back window of our car if my dad didn't leave. My dad said my son is in there and the guy said I don't give a shit about your son so my dad karate kicked him in the face like Billy Jack and the guys face exploded. There was blood all over the back window and trunk of our car. The police arrived and they had the guy in the front seat of their car trying to piece his nose back together in the mirror until an ambulance arrived. I remember seeing it and it freaked me out because he looked like the Crypt Keeper from Tales from the Crypt and I hated that fucking thing as a kid. I only watched HBO for Fraggle Rock. They let my dad go and a few days later, we got our SNES back. As I've said before, my mom didn't give my dad a fair shot. This is also not the only time a man's face exploded after they got into an altercation with my dad. The last guy to get his face kicked in actually sued but it was thrown out because the judge thought the guy deserved it.

Boyscouts is cool. Always wanted to join as a kid but it wasn't offered in my area. We made pinewood derby cars in shop class in high school of all places. I do stuff with my nephew too because his mom died and my older brother isn't the best dad. It was his birthday Halloween, so I was going to get him a game and play some Phasmophobia with him but he was invited to hang out at someone's house.


Anonymous 11/03/2022 (Thu) 03:10 [Preview] No.2285 del
>>2281
>Could Ashley once and for all end the speculation by going on record and publicly stating whether or not she was Vandread in the Sam's Club server on Discord or Loliblitz on SoundCloud.
I seriously doubt it dude, have you seen the way she talks about discord circlejerks?


Anonymous 11/03/2022 (Thu) 03:21 [Preview] No.2286 del
It's conceivable that she MIGHT have at one time went on Discord but I wouldn't put money on it. There's a ton of ash look-a-likes. I'm sure it wasn't her. Hell in 2018 I used an ash picture as my twitter troll account ava.


Anonymous 11/03/2022 (Thu) 03:29 [Preview] No.2287 del
Btw, I lost another friend to covid today. Was told that Ricky just collapsed and was pronounced dead at the scene. He was vaxxed and died of a stroke. This is the third friend I went to high school with that has died because of all of this shit. Josh died of a "respiratory issue" in the hospital after they murdered him by putting him on a ventilator while he was being treated for covid and Austin died of a stroke during covid, but the vaxx wasn't available yet, which is odd but I was told that he did have a flu when he died. All three of these guys were younger than me by a few years.

I haven't lost a high school friend since 2014 when my best friend was diagnosed with leukemia. All my friends and family have taken that shit except my brothers. My aunt Renee may have died of covid because she got a flu and then suddenly died of a heart attack. No one in my family saw that coming. I keep thinking that one day soon, my little sister is going to message me to tell me that our mom died. They coerced her into getting the vaxx so she could keep her job and she fell for it even though she was antivaxx. In the past, she had no problem with walking off a job but I think she chose to stay because of something I said to her.

My little sister got the vaxx even thoough I told her not to and I'm worried that even if she doesn't drop dead, that she may have serious health issues in the future. I have two female friends who are zealots about boosters and it pains me every time they post that shit on Instagram because they are very cute girls like Ashley that I could have easily ended up with if I had chosen to persue them. Can't imagine what it's like watching the woman you love slowly kill herself and not being able to do anything about it. They are both on like their fifth injection now and everytime they get it they complain about how awful they feel afterward, lol wtf is wrong with people?

I'm still on the fence about covid. I think there is a little bit of truth on both sides of the argument. I do believe that all of this was orchestrated though. What I do know is that I've never had so many people I'm acquainted with die in such a short period of time.

If you did get the vaxx, God help you. I'd advise you to start drinking green tea regularly to reduce your chances of dying from blood clot related conditions. I already drink a half gallon of green tea almost every day. I don't on the when days when I'm fasting. Supposedly, caffeine can break a fast. It's safer than taking green tea supplements for the health benefits. Those things will fuck up your liver. Yet, they still claim green tea is the culprit.


Anonymous 11/03/2022 (Thu) 03:48 [Preview] No.2288 del
>>2287
you're really gonna shit yourself when you realize that covid doesn't exist


Anonymous 11/03/2022 (Thu) 04:19 [Preview] No.2289 del
>>2286
>There's a ton of ash look-a-likes
Could you post some?


Anonymous 11/03/2022 (Thu) 04:21 [Preview] No.2290 del
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>>2285
>>2286
I just want to know because I attempted to pry information out of Vandread by sneakily slipping things into the conversation that I knew about Ashley and every time I did, Vandread always gave the right answer. Vandread even said her favorite game was Ashley's favorite game when I brought it up in chat. I didn't even directly ask her if it was her favorite game. Vandread suddenly appeared from lurking and starting going on about it. Which, if you don't know, her favorite game is not a common game that most people play. I was surprised she liked it because I liked it too. I have no idea about the Loliblitz thing, I just know those tunes weren't that bad and if Ashley did make them, that's pretty impressive. I wouldn't put it past her knowing now what she is capable of. I've slipped a few things I know about Vandread onto the boards and unless Ashley is only playing along for the lulz, she has answered right so far as well. Maybe they just have a few things in common and I'm so autistic that I pick up on patterns and am only seeing what I want to believe. Vandread was also snarky like Ashley and went to great lengths to conceal her identity. Vandread also thought I was funny. I believe it was DukeNukem who invited me to that server, but I lurked and didn't get invovled in the drama. I stayed for a few months becoming friends with everyone and then Vandread came back but left again a few weeks later because of some other drama. I was told that Vandread's online bf was kicked from the group for asking underage girls and trannies for nudes and I could totally see Ashley falling for that type. She always falls in love with the wrong kind of man. She seems like the type who wears her heart on her sleeve. Glad to see that she seems to be finally opening up more with her coming Q&A video. I think we should all work together to come up with good questions for her so we can get the most out of the experience.

Here is a good question.
Question for Ashley: What advice would 23 year old Ashley give 15 year old Ashley?

Also, would anyone read a lesbian fanfiction about 23 year old Ashley hooking up with 15 year old Ashley? Time travel may be invovled. Or maybe, 15 year old Ashley can come through the computer screen like Sadako in Ringu? The setting can be Japan where it's perfectly legal and totally not weird at all. It doesn't have to be explicit either. It can just be humorous if twincest is over the line. Ashley can just tell Ashley to go fuck herself without actually doing it. I call it Ash to Ash. The title for my story was inspired by the line from the movie Requiem for a Dream and the idea was inspired by pic related I found online a few months ago.


Anonymous 11/03/2022 (Thu) 04:29 [Preview] No.2291 del
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>>2289
Are you aware of Bree?


Anonymous 11/03/2022 (Thu) 04:31 [Preview] No.2292 del
>>2290
Anyone who watches ashleys streams could pretend to be her and give answers to basic things like a favorite band or game. Vandread wrote like a retard trying to sound like a modern day girl. It doesnt really track imo.


Anonymous 11/03/2022 (Thu) 04:39 [Preview] No.2293 del
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>>2292
That's possible, but how did Vandread get this pp? Where did it come from? Ashley can certainly answer that and shed some light on the mystery. If this isn't her, then she has another body double somewhere out there.


Anonymous 11/03/2022 (Thu) 04:44 [Preview] No.2294 del
>>2293
no offense but you might ACTUALLY have face blindness for real if you think that's ashley


Anonymous 11/03/2022 (Thu) 04:44 [Preview] No.2295 del
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>>2293
That had to be a troll by Ash now that we know she has an assortment of wigs.

Anybody got any ideas on how to shill for Ash? I've made a few shitty threads on 4fagschan and spammed some comments on Ash related youtube videos, but I'm at a loss on how else to spread the bug.


Anonymous 11/03/2022 (Thu) 04:52 [Preview] No.2296 del
>>2295

Samefag here. I forgot my beau biden joke and submit questions. I'm not going to e-mail her because these are gay questions and I don't want her to associate them with me.

1. What did you use for cum in the Derrick goes to court video. Didn't look safe.

2. Any other [s]borderline[/s] online comedians you'd like to collab with or are you a preemie donna?


Anonymous 11/03/2022 (Thu) 04:56 [Preview] No.2297 del
>>2293
>ashley has longer bonier fingers
>no scarring from lip piercings
>different natural lip color
>different lip shape and lip width
>ash has no white visible under eyes
and this chicks definition under her nose and above her lip is way more defined than ashleys. its shooped because on the bottom right part of her chin you can see weird coloring and shading going on like the skin was dragged with a tool and they forgot to clean it up. some faggot wanted to larp as ashley and you fell for it.


Anonymous 11/03/2022 (Thu) 04:58 [Preview] No.2298 del
>>2284
I've never been to Carolina Dragway, I'm in the Northeast.
The legendary team of Sox and Martin may have raced there though. Like myself, they loved their Mopars.


Anonymous 11/03/2022 (Thu) 05:11 [Preview] No.2300 del
>>2295
I shilled on there too. Looks like we getting a few new people but it’s moving at a pretty slow clip. I think the best way to expand is to post clips on normie social media. I emailed her and told her I could make a clips channel on YouTube with links to direct people to the site and here but she didn’t respond. Not sure if that’s because she doesn’t respond to emails or because she disapproves. Still getting media ready in case she gives the go-ahead.


Anonymous 11/03/2022 (Thu) 05:17 [Preview] No.2301 del
>>2300
did you miss this? >>2278


Anonymous 11/03/2022 (Thu) 05:17 [Preview] No.2302 del
>>2300
its like yall faggots have never guerrilla marketed before. order a bulk amount of flash drives. put some ashley videos on the flash drive and a text document with her website in there. drop the flash drives in places where people will see and pick it up, like a grocery store isle, a bench somewhere, on the hood of someone's car, at a gas pump. or print eye catching ugly fliers. youre getting a more unique audience that way rather than the incels on chans.


Anonymous 11/03/2022 (Thu) 06:09 [Preview] No.2303 del
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>>2295
You should work with me. That's what I'm doing. Are you in the Discord server? We can work from there until something better comes along. I see Ashley posted on 4chan daily. According to this thread, which fucking 404'd already??, so I can't show you it now, they don't know she came back. In fact, that's what I keep getting from anon. I've told about a dozen anon now that already knew about her and had no idea she returned. There were two Ashley posters in this thread. Posting the thread anyway. Maybe someone can still find it. I don't know how any of that archiving stuff works tbh.

https://boards.4chan.org/pol/thread/402201757#p402236262

We already had luck with two threads in the past posting about Ashley. I found an anon on reddit that made a picture of Cleopatra and I thought it looked like Ashley, so we made it look more like Ashley and posted it on 4chan and it got quite a response.

The trick is to make posts seem organic. You don't want to shill especially on 4chan. I used to advertise incentivized freebie websites online to get free shit like Xbox 360s for referral sign ups. You want to pull people in without trying to sell to them.


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>>2295
Here are those responses. Also, I just realized I posted the wrong pice related in my last post, but I like that one better.
>>2300
You should join the Discord server too if you haven't already. We can all work together.


Anonymous 11/03/2022 (Thu) 06:52 [Preview] No.2305 del
Also, I've been testing things out in Discord servers and pic related are always a hit. They get way more responses than any of those webms you all have made of her videos. Most people aren't going to click on a webm unless something catches their eye and when they play it, it has to be something that is going to instantly give them an emotional response. You don't want people feeling as if they have to focus on watching the video and you only want to give a little which will leave them wanting more. Next you entice them with some information on where to find more but don't be too obvious about it. Make it somewhat of a mystery for them to solve. Maybe the website link is partially blurred out and you have to stop the webm at a certain part to barely make it out which makes it look like you're not shilling the video but some faggot stole it and it's been posted all over the web by now. There are a lot of porn videos like this that have had the websites where they were originally uploaded blurred out and if you want to see the whole video, you have to search for it which is hard when you don't know the name of the video or the actresses name. That's why niggers need /r/ which we can probably shill there too pretending we don't know who Ashley is. I think Ashley should make short form videos specifically for shilling that we can alter.

If you're going to post a pp of her, post a tiny degraded image that looks like it was saved off google images and have a link to her website visible in the corner or something so the anon will think if he goes to that website, he can find more pics of her or the entire set.

If you're going to be shilling her on 4chan, we need like a code word that we will all have in our posts so we know not to respond to one another when we aren't working together. Something not too obvious but not too common that it can easily be mistaken. I don't want to waste my time preaching to the choir.


Anonymous 11/03/2022 (Thu) 12:34 [Preview] No.2309 del
>>2190
Thumbs up for use of the Wilhelm Scream.

Some Questions.
1. How do you come up with your ideas for characters and storylines?
2. Whats the creative process for you, do you write out scripts or storyboards? or do you just have an idea and kinda make it up as you go along?
3. Have you had to scrap many ideas that just werent working out?
4. Will there be a blooper real/outtakes?
5. Do you have any content creators that you consider an influence or that you look up to?


Anonymous 11/03/2022 (Thu) 13:12 [Preview] No.2312 del
>>2305
I don't entirely care for the 4chan crowd these days. Plus, in marketing you have to remember that people are very, very stupid. They need things very obvious for them in order to take an action, which does not go hand in hand with shilling. Most people will see "icum.to" and not realize it's a domain because they're used to seeing .coms, .orgs, etc. I saw me posted in a /gif/ thread, had my very obvious watermark in the corner, and there were a number of responses like "Who is this?". People are extremely stupid, you're giving them too much credit that they can do the mental math with your method. Most people need things highly obvious in order to take an action, such as visiting a website.

Just keep things organic, you don't have to shill me on 4chan. If you see me come up there, then sure, tell people I'm back with a link to my video website. If it seems relevant to bring me up, then do. It's not really shilling if it actually has to do with the conversation. Just don't shoehorn my website in where it doesn't belong.

If you post me anywhere, use the https://videos.icum.to because the https:// will show people it's a link. icum.to doesn't look like a link for normies. Link directly to the video site because they will see content right away rather than having to scour for the videos themselves. You have to make things extremely easy for your target for the outcome you want. Overall, link this: https://videos.icum.to

I was >>2302 heh. I honestly think this would be an interesting way to market my videos. Nobody does shit like this anymore and it would be gold. Anyways, you can post me and my videos website on 4chan if you see that it fits with the thread, like "are there any funny females?" or "I wish Ashley Jones would come back", but I'm not super attached the 4chan audience, so it's really up to you. I'll probably hire college kids in different states around the US to print and post my fliers around their campus/town.


Anonymous 11/03/2022 (Thu) 13:55 [Preview] No.2314 del
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Heard someone was talking shit about my bugman right here.

>>2312
Working on the graphics for the clips channel now. Every clip will have links to the site, the video instance channel, and this board. I'm a little stuck on the name. I was thinking 'ashleyj clips brigade' or something really basic like that. Open to suggestions. Also everyone get out and vote today.


Anonymous 11/03/2022 (Thu) 15:50 [Preview] No.2316 del
>>2314
Ashley Jones Clips? Easier for when people search Ashley Jones.


Anonymous 11/03/2022 (Thu) 15:52 [Preview] No.2317 del
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Hey team, good morning! :D :D :) So glad you could all make it to this mandatory Ashley Jones Corporation stand-up Slack meeting. Quick reminder, Jeff is now Elizabeth, let's make sure to attend her compulsory coming out party in the break room. You're going to need to come into the office for that. It's not optional because we show support to our team mates, right Ashlings?! :D

Now huddle-up team, the quarterly reports are almost in and we really want to make sure we're boosting efficiency and short term productivity as much as possible!! :)))))

Let's all go around the virtual room and share our daily agendas! How are YOU planning on addressing the obstacles and challenges required for our Corporate Family to grow? Big smiles everyone! Even though it's virtual! :P :D

Over to you, Elizabeth. (You are so valid and loved, girl.)


Anonymous 11/03/2022 (Thu) 16:11 [Preview] No.2318 del
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Hey Ash, here's my questions: Have you grown a second eyelid yet? How did you end up working with scientists? Is Mindy your stage name?
https://studyfinds.org/humans-deformed-bodies-technology/


Anonymous 11/03/2022 (Thu) 16:19 [Preview] No.2319 del
>>2318
This is just predictive programming to get people ready for reptilians to reveal themselves


Anonymous 11/03/2022 (Thu) 16:22 [Preview] No.2321 del
>>2318
>text claw
They know that hand is the result of many hours of beating off. "Text claw", gimme a break.


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Anonymous 11/04/2022 (Fri) 05:20 [Preview] No.2357 del
>>2356
lmao this is amazing. I'm >>2318. great job anon!!


Anonymous 11/04/2022 (Fri) 16:13 [Preview] No.2363 del
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>>2356
Chilling!


Anonymous 11/04/2022 (Fri) 17:32 [Preview] No.2364 del
>>2356
top tier missing link waifu


Anonymous 11/04/2022 (Fri) 18:39 [Preview] No.2371 del
>>2356
Daaaaamn Derrick you lookin good with your Gynecomastia


Anonymous 11/04/2022 (Fri) 22:40 [Preview] No.2377 del
>>2356
Ngl, if I saw this thing coming for me, I'd come for it too. What I mean to say is I'd shoot it... with my goo.


Anonymous 11/04/2022 (Fri) 22:51 [Preview] No.2378 del
>>2312
Yeah, I was gonna hire a college kid to hand out some fliers at a college too but I decided against it because we need more actual software developers. I'm just throwing out ideas. I know what works on websites where advertising is frowned upon. I'm unorthodox in my approach for a reason. Most websites that get the traffic for your niche entertainment also have the most strict advertising policies and advertising as I do won't be in their face causing users to despise you like YouTube advertisers which people absolutely hate. Online communities already hate shilling of any kind. My goal is to let your fans know you're back. We even had users in the Discord server who didn't know you had returned. I was only trying to get you more followers this way because of you posting you wanted 100 subscribers asap. I figured 4chan would be the best way to go about doing that. Btw, what's stopping you from buying ad space on chan sites? Not sure exactly how it works anymore but I remember it only cost like $20 to post an ad on 4chan.


Anonymous 11/04/2022 (Fri) 23:25 [Preview] No.2380 del
>>2378
Smart. I never thought about paid advertising. Some of these websites are cheaper than I thought


Anonymous 11/05/2022 (Sat) 01:49 [Preview] No.2424 del
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Here's the banner and logo for the clip channel. Any suggestions?


Anonymous 11/05/2022 (Sat) 01:53 [Preview] No.2427 del
>>2424
the logo is fine but the banner is a joke right? wtf is the lion thing and pretty sure ashley doesn't do drugs


Anonymous 11/05/2022 (Sat) 02:10 [Preview] No.2430 del
It's a joke. Should I do something more serious?


Anonymous 11/05/2022 (Sat) 02:57 [Preview] No.2434 del
>>2430
JMO but I don't think the lolweed stuff really fits her image (even as a joke). Just pick something where she looks cute and that will do 90% of the work. and given her attitude about normie social media I'd make it clear it's a fan channel too


Anonymous 11/05/2022 (Sat) 02:59 [Preview] No.2435 del
>>2430
oh and really hammer the fact that the clips arent the full videos. you WILL have retards posting comments thinking she runs the channel no matter what you do but you can try


Anonymous 11/05/2022 (Sat) 03:39 [Preview] No.2436 del
>>2434
Hmmm maybe you're right. The weed joke is a bit gauche at this point. I'll keep the tropical Island bit though
>>2435
Will do. I'm going to put a snip at the end of each clip saying "for the full video go to icum.to" and I'll have all the links in each description.


Anonymous 11/05/2022 (Sat) 04:32 [Preview] No.2440 del
>>2436
how long are you planning on making the clips generally?


Anonymous 11/05/2022 (Sat) 04:55 [Preview] No.2447 del
>>2440
Here's a test. The clips wont be long seeing as her vids are pretty short as is. You're probably already subscribed.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=Uhk8W3_A05I [Embed]


Anonymous 11/05/2022 (Sat) 05:10 [Preview] No.2449 del
>>2447
what's with the color correction?


Anonymous 11/05/2022 (Sat) 05:23 [Preview] No.2452 del
>>2424
>>2447
Instead of blunts you could use horse dildos but im not sure if Youtube would take that down


Anonymous 11/05/2022 (Sat) 05:39 [Preview] No.2453 del
>>2452
I think we could get away with that
>>2449
I put in greenscreen spill corrector on after effects and added a color curve to take away some of the graining which changed the palette. You think I should leave it original?


Anonymous 11/05/2022 (Sat) 05:43 [Preview] No.2454 del
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WOW Youtube already took it down and gave me a strike. I think I have to bleep out the word covid


Anonymous 11/05/2022 (Sat) 05:51 [Preview] No.2455 del
>>2454
That's not suspicious at all.


Anonymous 11/05/2022 (Sat) 05:59 [Preview] No.2456 del
>>2454
Yeah Youtube isn't great, especially for this stuff. Even people with the cleanest image still have trouble with Youtube. You're probably going to put in a lot of editing work to get the videos on Youtube and even at that they will still probably get taken down. I'm sure unapproved videos get added to some list, like when you blacklist hashed images, so reuploading them could be pointless. They are already identified as "bad" videos.


Anonymous 11/05/2022 (Sat) 06:12 [Preview] No.2457 del
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It had to be automated because it was taken down in less than 15 minutes. I'll change the length and bleep out the words covid and vaccine. I knew they were jewy but this is ridiculous.


Anonymous 11/05/2022 (Sat) 07:13 [Preview] No.2461 del
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>>2449
Some examples of the greenscreen spill corrector. It essentially just makes the video darker.


Anonymous 11/05/2022 (Sat) 12:26 [Preview] No.2470 del
>>2190
What sort of music are you into nowadays?
Do you still play guitar? What about writing songs?
book recommendations?
Where do you see yourself in 6 years?


Anonymous 11/05/2022 (Sat) 12:37 [Preview] No.2471 del
Ashely PLEASE stop putting gay porn in your videos!


Anonymous 11/05/2022 (Sat) 12:40 [Preview] No.2472 del
>>2461
as well as being darker, it seems to reduce the sharpness by softening the image quality. The originals are better.


Anonymous 11/05/2022 (Sat) 16:29 [Preview] No.2483 del
>>2453
>>2461
>You think I should leave it original?
if you were at the Louvre and you had a paintbrush, would you start "touching up" a monet?


Anonymous 11/05/2022 (Sat) 16:32 [Preview] No.2484 del
>>2457
>>2454
this is why all youtubers commenting on covid in a non-approved way would call it "the coof" or some other way of self-censoring. I enjoy poking fun at ashley's tech-takes as much as the next guy but she's actually not wrong about the things she says. proof is right there innit mate


Anonymous 11/05/2022 (Sat) 17:02 [Preview] No.2487 del
>>2472
>>2483
You're right I'll leave them au naturel. Going to this bonfire thing and helping to get it set up so I probably won't get to work on it until tomorrow. Hoping if I bleep everything out jewtube won't notice.


Anonymous 11/05/2022 (Sat) 17:36 [Preview] No.2489 del
>>2487
bro you're gonna miss the movie for some normie bonfire shit? you best be getting your dick wet or something my guydude


Anonymous 11/05/2022 (Sat) 17:37 [Preview] No.2490 del
>>2487
btw thanks for spreading ashley sorry if we all pooped on you you fuckin faggot


Anonymous 11/05/2022 (Sat) 18:06 [Preview] No.2492 del
>>2490
Nah it’s all good. I wanted criticism because I want it to be a communal thing. I could just plop some shit together and throw it on there but we should take our time and do it right. I’ll post the vids here for any last minute suggestions before I upload them


Anonymous 11/06/2022 (Sun) 01:07 [Preview] No.2513 del
>>2190
I wish I was an intern and Nurse Ashley had to train me on everything but I would keep surprising her with how intuitive I am and she would slowly begin to fall for me and even consider leaving her husband for me. Then security would burst into the room and manhandle me and tell her I'm not staff. Ashley would ask me, how did you know how to do everything? How do you know me so well? And I would tell her that I stayed at a Holiday Inn Express last night and then be escorted back to the psych ward.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=eHCTaUFXpP8 [Embed]


Anonymous 11/06/2022 (Sun) 22:29 [Preview] No.2536 del
I'm not sure this is really worth doing with all the censorship. Other videos will probably be fine but who knows. What do you guys think? Abandon the clip channel idea and just do regular ads or something?
https://youtube.com/watch?v=2fqYcnU6CuA [Embed]


Anonymous 11/06/2022 (Sun) 22:52 [Preview] No.2537 del
>>2536
>I'm not sure this is really worth doing with all the censorship.
we all appreciate your effort because it's clear ash is working a lot harder on her videos since her comeback, but you might be right. I try not to get involved with the technology arguments on the board but since day 1 I've thought it was smart she didn't bother with youtube. THINGS ARE SO MUCH WORSE THAN YOU NORMALFAGS CAN EVEN IMAGINE.
all the work you did censoring was probably for nothing. google AI can read lips as of about 6 years ago, so I guess you'd have to blur her mouth too.
https://www.theverge.com/2016/11/24/13740798/google-deepmind-ai-lip-reading-tv
if you put in the beginning part about the food and drug administration etc that's not going to prevent a strike/ban either. your account has already been marked as problematic and will be under heightened (AI) scrutiny.
unrelated criticism but it's still not clear that it's a fan channel but whatever.
you can keep trying but just go in knowing that all of your work can be undone in a matter of seconds by your technocratic overlords.
you would have better luck shilling her channel on alt-tech platforms in the comments sections of related videos. advertise on porn websites (they take anything). buy a billboard in the bible belt.
unrelated and plz respond because I don't mean this as a challenge, i'm actually curious: what has this experience taught you?
I've tried to tell people how bad it is for years and I get the schizo treatment too.
normalniggers don't deserve ashley.


Anonymous 11/06/2022 (Sun) 23:11 [Preview] No.2538 del
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Wow well it's working a little- we got one!
>>2537
I dont know much about advertising but I think some places are as cheap as 5 dollars a day and get you in front of a few million viewers


Anonymous 11/07/2022 (Mon) 00:16 [Preview] No.2539 del
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>>2536
The editing and song is pretty cool. I do agree that in the long term, it may not be worth it. Youtube has strict censorship, and even if the video doesn't get taken down, it surely won't be promoted in the algorithm for the content it contains. I think there could be other ways to show the videos to the world, and it is a fun challenge to think of out-of-the-box ways to do so. Potential ideas:

1. Advertising on odd-ball websites could be fun. Don't go through Google Adsense, that's cucked.
2. Buy a bunch of expired domains that have a lot of backlinks to them and just direct them to my main domain. Here's a website with expired domains and you can see how many backlinks they have under the "BL" tab. https://www.expireddomains.net/deleted-com-domains/
3. Buy bus ads, billboard ads, plane ads
4. Hire college kids around different states to print out and post fliers in their college/town
5. Put some videos along with images and a text document link to my website on a flashdrive. Put the flashdrive in a plastic bag with the word "confidential" written on the bag. Leave the bags places like a grocery store aisle, a park bench, gas pump, etc. People will be very curious and grab the flash drive
6. A parody missing pet, job wanted, job for hire, flyer. Have one of those fliers with the strips of paper cut up for people to grab and it's "icum.to" on the paper pull. This one could be really funny, like a picture of Ashton and it says "looking to buy homemade testosterone. Will pay in cash"
7. Drop glossy photos, like Polaroids, on the ground with a photo of yours truly with "website: icum.to" written on it with a black sharpie
8. Make novelty fake drivers license/ID lanyard, input whatever information along with "website icum.to". Drop these where someone will find it
9. If any of you guys are turbofaggots, put some of these potential items in a geocaching spot

We can come up with ideas for which one seems best, make artwork for the potential flyers/advertisements. It's probably a good idea to buy a domain with a .com that redirects to icum.to, since normies are retards and don't know that .to is a valid TLD. If you guys have an idea for a funny, short domain that ends with .com, we can do that.

If you plan on doing flyers or placing items, ask whoever is in charge of the area if you have their permission. It is probably private property, so you need to get permission to place items technically. You don't want to vandalize or litter, so always get permission, whether it's for private or public property. I don't know the laws, so you must make sure you follow them in your area. I am obligated to make this statement.

I know these methods won't get me mass exposure, and that's not really my goal. It's about having fun. I don't want to buy advertisements on chan sites because that's the definition of pathetic and very inorganic. I don't really want to "buy" an audience, let's just think of weird ways people can be exposed to these videos. Advertisements can be kind of pricey and there are a number of ways companies do ads, a bidding system is one. You bid a certain amount of money to have your ad seen by more people. Another way is they charge you based on how many people click on your ad. Some websites accept a flat rate for a set amount of time. If there are websites you find that do advertising, see if they have a price list. If they don't, and it's a smaller site, you can always contact the owner and ask. It could be worth it depending on the website.


Anonymous 11/07/2022 (Mon) 00:17 [Preview] No.2540 del
>>2538
>I think some places are as cheap as 5 dollars a day and get you in front of a few million viewers
It won't be as cheap as $5, unfortunately. It's hard to put a set price on ads, but realistically we aren't talking $5. It depends on the website, what type of advertising model they use, and how long the ad will be up. You will likely have to reveal your real name/credit card number, which might not be a great idea given the content of the ad. But if you don't really mind that, then more power to you. We'd have to have the specific website in mind to figure out the price.


Anonymous 11/07/2022 (Mon) 01:54 [Preview] No.2544 del
>>2539
I do like the idea of doing something physical like flyers even though it's probably not as effective as the online option. I guess the 4ch advertising might be a good place to start. Some old fags of pol may actually recognize her and it would maybe be cool to do an XMR themed ad for biz? Might be the best bang for your buck. I haven't looked into reddit and twitter. Probably too expensive.
Did a cursory check on billboards. They start at a thousand a month but some bus stop posters and similar spots start out at $300 a month


Anonymous 11/07/2022 (Mon) 02:07 [Preview] No.2545 del
>>2544
>I guess the 4ch advertising might be a good place to start.
bruh did you not see what she said here >>2539
>I don't want to buy advertisements on chan sites because that's the definition of pathetic and very inorganic.
also do you really want to attract the kind of person too stupid to be using 4chan X or adblock.
oddball websites != reddit or twitter. may our queen correct me if I'm wrong but she might mean stuff like https://irritablebowelsyndrome.net/forums lmao. not really that but like smaller sites with people who might agree with our general views.

here's an idea that none of you guys have considered that would work really well and probably be much cheaper than a billboard (tho if you get an ashley billboard that would be unfathomably based.)

Contact smaller creators on Bitchute or other alt-tech platforms and offer to sponsor them. Pay them a small fee per video they put out with a 15-30 second ashley advertisement.

pick people into (((conspiracy))) topics, commentary/reaction channels etc. cheap advertising and brings in the right kind of people.

do with this glorious information as you will.


Anonymous 11/07/2022 (Mon) 02:24 [Preview] No.2546 del
>>2545
Oops missed that part. It would be pretty fun to have a design-a-flyer contest. "Tired of high gas prices? Go to icum.to"

>pick people into (((conspiracy))) topics
lol how much do you think infowars.com/advertise/ would cost?


Anonymous 11/07/2022 (Mon) 02:52 [Preview] No.2547 del
>>2546
make them an offer lmao. pretty sure alex will take whatever he can get after the raping he received. just kidding he's controlled opposition and the court case was all for show to let the sheep know what can happen if they step out of line


Anonymous 11/07/2022 (Mon) 12:26 [Preview] No.2559 del
I was thinking of just making small stickers with the url and sticking them on bus stops around the city

and yeah some sort of url that redirects to the icum.to site is more likely to entice a curious stranger


Anonymous 11/07/2022 (Mon) 14:50 [Preview] No.2562 del
Stickers would be cool. Was thinking of doing a pub crawl and putting them in the mensroom at every bar I stop at.


Anonymous 11/08/2022 (Tue) 01:38 [Preview] No.2578 del
>>2536
I knew this wouldn't work the way you were doing it. That's why I made my earlier suggestions. You could possibly get away with this for a while if Ashley made shorts that would link back to the website. The shorts would have to be mild and not violate terms of service. Ashley's old videos are still up on YouTube, even the ones that violate terms of service. Go to the archive and see what work arounds the owner used. I don't expect the archive to be up for much longer if Ashley blows up again.
>>2537
Yeah, regardless of what anon does, if the account gets the attention we may be after after, it will be taken down. If Ashley pisses off the wrong people, they will remove the account even if it doesn't violate YouTube's terms of service.
>>2538
I see one of these guys everyday. I know I'm grabbing them, I just don't know if they are engaging with her content. From what I can gather from the Discord users, anon is watching her content, just not interacting with the websites. Most viewers don't seem to be joining the websites, subscribing or leaving likes and comments.
>>2539
I have experience advertising online. I could help with that but only if the content won't get my business accounts banned. A lot of what you suggested will cost some money. I think if we're serious about this, we would need to coordinate and be able to fund an advertising campaign nomatter how small. Even guerrilla marketing costs money. Too bad we can't come up with something like pic related that could grab everyone's attention. What's your opinion on QR codes?
>>2544
The best way to advertise on 4chan is by posting organically in threads and not openly shilling anything. I actually get away with advertising on /biz/ a lot.


Anonymous 11/08/2022 (Tue) 01:38 [Preview] No.2579 del
>>2545
I think she just wants to attract anyone that will listen. You were a newfag once.

Ashley is starting to sound like all these other egirls who only want to attract certain followers, hate the 4chan crowd and are upset that most of their viewers are men and not women. Agatha said this too and was laughed off the internet. I don't think Ashley is going to shit on her followers like Agatha did though.

Btw, I'm not really a fan of Agatha, I'm just aware of the drama because I contributed and was in the threads at the time. She thought we were the bad guys when she allied herself with nice guys who only wanted to have sex with her to make themselves feel better about their miserable lives. I got into an internet fight with her main white knight WoolleyShocks and he lost his shit because I outted him as an actual pedo and then he took it out on Agatha and tried to destroy what she had built because she trusted him with too much power. She left soon afterward because he started a chain reaction of her pedo followers professing their love to her. WoolleyShocks was some weird balding German faggot that would get so upset he would go CAPSLOCK and yell at people through his mic which was funny because he was German and his English wasn't that great. He didn't appreciate how I talked to Agatha. Kind of like how some of you faggots don't like how I talk to Ashley. Agatha didn't have a problem with it. She actually let me get away with so much shit because she thought I was funny and said interesting things. She told WoolleyShocks to drop it but he would dm me and and ban me anyway for some bullshit violation. He started instantly banning me as soon as he saw me post in chat. He started banning all her other followers without her consent and her chat would just be dead. So we messaged her about this. She confronted him and he admitted to everything and was only trying to protect her because he loved her. After he was turned down, he came after me. I had completely lost interest in this cicle jerk and this guy messages me out of the blue months later blaming me for all kinds of shit I had nothing to do with.

>WoolleyShocks: 5 months ago you were only timed out... I tried to talk to you but you immediately started to intimidate me with claims I knew were lies, then the posts on 8ch.net (that wasn't the only one you made) and NOW you come crawling back?

This guy blamed me for everything which always seems to be my experience in these communities. I may be responsible for Agatha leaving because I may have tipped the first domino. I could be as infamous as the troll formerly known as 4chan if I wanted to be.

>>2562
That's a good idea actually. I live outside a college town. I know a lot of good places to put them. Plus, I just want a sticker of Ashley to put on my laptop.


Anonymous 11/08/2022 (Tue) 02:28 [Preview] No.2582 del
>>2578
>I knew this wouldn't work the way you were doing it.
Oh sorry, I reuploaded the video to include the full sequence since beeping out the naughty words seemed to work. Keep in mind it's only wrong think that youtube blocks not fowl language or adult themes so other videos won't be as much of a factor. That being said, as far as being a catalyst to grow the channel I'm not expecting much but I'll give it a few weeks and try a few different things. We'll see. Here's the vid.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=evF431zAvsI [Embed]


Anonymous 11/08/2022 (Tue) 02:43 [Preview] No.2584 del
>>2582
I hate those faggots. They took down an AMV hell submission my friend and I made years ago. It was lost until we managed to find it on his old harddrive.


Anonymous 11/08/2022 (Tue) 03:09 [Preview] No.2585 del
>>2582
Btw, bitchute link in the info isn't working for me.


Anonymous 11/08/2022 (Tue) 03:17 [Preview] No.2587 del
>>2585
oh bc I copied it from the old video ty fixed


Anonymous 11/08/2022 (Tue) 04:55 [Preview] No.2590 del
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>>2582
look I get that your strategy here is to run ashley's youtube channel (that she doesn't want) "for her" but it's extremely cringe that you're basically pretending to be her. no the tiny text in the bottom at the end of the video or the reddit tier humor horse (why?) in the banner doesn't count. your youtube channel will never "blow up" (thus forcing ashley to notice you), it'll just get banned along with the rest of the wrongthink.
if I came across this channel I would assume she was the one behind it and frankly you've put so much faggoty reddit tier shit all over the place I would immediately leave. how many hours did you spend on that ear rape "remix" at the end btw?
if you have to engage in such cringe behavior at least have the decency to not impersonate her, something she specifically requested. also, you're showing half of the video - doesn't seem like a "clip" to me.

at least get her website address correct fag.


Anonymous 11/08/2022 (Tue) 05:08 [Preview] No.2593 del
>>2590
That's a ton of weird incel projection I'm not going to touch but thank you I'll fix the typo


Anonymous 11/08/2022 (Tue) 05:09 [Preview] No.2594 del
>>2593
ashley will never have sex with you


Anonymous 11/08/2022 (Tue) 08:51 [Preview] No.2602 del
>>2594
Somebody's a grouchy wouchy. No need to be a prickly pear, frendo


Anonymous 11/08/2022 (Tue) 09:26 [Preview] No.2603 del
>>2602
I'm grouchy because you completely dismissed the valid points I made by handwaving them away as incel projection, which is stupid because I'm not the one making a youtube channel where I larp as my waifu. I thought this was a community project? or is that just when you agree with what people have to say?


Anonymous 11/08/2022 (Tue) 09:58 [Preview] No.2604 del
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>>2603
I'm not him. I've just dropped in to shake my head and feel superior


Anonymous 11/08/2022 (Tue) 12:35 [Preview] No.2605 del
>>2603
I don’t see constructive criticism in your post to build on. Seems more like you just want to insult someone else’s public work and make wild accusations to pick a fight. I don’t think ash likes the arguing. Anyway there’s a bunch of links to get people to the website. That’s really all that matters.


Anonymous 11/08/2022 (Tue) 15:45 [Preview] No.2612 del
>>2603
ugh OK fine but I'm not sure what "valid points" there are.
>I'm impersonating Ashley but this is also an elaborate plot to hook up with her.
These two accusations seem like they contradict each other. I think posting twice on the channel and in the videos that it's a fan account is clear enough and I feel like the website shilling is pretty extensive. The only goal is to get people to the website.
>the horse
I'm going to try to insert horse dildos in as much as possible so this is thematic
>how many hours did you spend on that ear rape "remix"
Zero. It's music from an 80s video game on the Commadore and I copy/pasted audio from the video timeline. It's supposed to be cheesy.
>also, you're showing half of the video
It's very censored and people are told to go to the website for the rest of it. You're speaking from the standpoint of having seen the rest of the video. You were so consumed by your BPD fit that you didn't put that together.
>fag, faggotry, reddit tier, cringe, go back to reddit, and other edgy meme verbiage people used to say on 4chan back in 2015
I'm sorry you don't like it. Not everyone will. Ashley inspires me to be creative and I think it will help drive at least a little traffic to the website. There's really no ulterior motive other than that. This is mostly for you guys to laugh about inside jokes. I will gladly take any criticism, input, suggestions, etc but the project has little-to-no effect on anything and should not get you nearly as emotional as you are.


Anonymous 11/10/2022 (Thu) 22:44 [Preview] No.2684 del
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>>2190
Why are papayas considered a vaginal fruit? They look nothing like a vagina, and insofar as they do, they look like a rather disgusting vagina. The seeds inside look like little bugs. I've never eaten a papaya.

1. Have you ever eaten a papaya?
2. Do you think papayas look vaginal?
3. If not, what food products DO you think look like a vagina? Specifically, what food products look most like YOUR vagina?

Thank you.


Anonymous 11/11/2022 (Fri) 01:40 [Preview] No.2685 del
>>2684
I hope Ashley's vagina looks like a banana


Anonymous 11/11/2022 (Fri) 02:18 [Preview] No.2686 del
I don't even know what a real vagina looks like. I think all the ones in porn are deepfakes. I think all the penises are too because none of those penises look like mine.


Anonymous 11/11/2022 (Fri) 03:46 [Preview] No.2687 del
>>2684
A blood orange. Couldn't swear to the taste or scent though.


Anonymous 11/11/2022 (Fri) 04:00 [Preview] No.2688 del
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>>2686
>I don't even know what a real vagina looks like.


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Anonymous 11/11/2022 (Fri) 04:54 [Preview] No.2690 del
>>2684
I saw somewhere that you can use a papaya to practice going down on a girl. I've been told that if she wants that she will show you how to do it and not to worry about it though.
>>2687
I love blood oranges. My family makes jelly from blood oranges and palm fruit and that shit is amazing. I heard there are too many variables to determine the taste of pussy but the absolute worst is clean pussy fresh from a bath. I heard pussy tastes like a bloody lip or licking your arm pit but the smell can deceive you making you think it tastes something like vanilla. I also heard that if you can eat tuna fish straight out of the can, you'll have no issue and I eat that tuna all the time. Also heard the same thing about Clamato.
>>2688
That's looks pretty good. I'm thinking Arby's. Gonna get some curly fries and mozzarella sticks too.


Anonymous 11/11/2022 (Fri) 09:52 [Preview] No.2691 del
>>2689
>click on image to enlarge
>image only expands by about 3 pixels


Anonymous 11/11/2022 (Fri) 20:32 [Preview] No.2701 del
>>2691
yeah I was in a hurry to find that particular image and that was the first one I found. your cat pic isn't that big either buddy


Anonymous 11/11/2022 (Fri) 20:39 [Preview] No.2703 del
>>2701
Brb gonna find a 350MB cat picture


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