/ashIeyj/ - Ashley Jones

Discuss the world's funniest female comedienne, Ashley Jones. My boyfriend is the Endchan owner. Also this board has a capital i

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SPREAD ASHLEY CAMPAIGN Anonymous 11/07/2022 (Mon) 17:21 [Preview] No. 2567
The modern web is garbage, why try to spread Ashley online when we should all want to spread Ashley in real life? This is the Spread Ashley Campaign.

Do your part to share her videos with the world. There are many ways you can do this. Let us discuss how we would spread Ashley.

I will be contributing to the Spread Ashley Campaign. I've made a few fliers for the cause.

All fliers these would be ideal inside toilet stalls, by bus stops, on lamp posts, a communal billboard. (That is, if you get consent from the property owner of these places.) You could also put these on people's cars (with their consent. Ask the owner of the car if you have their permission to put the flier on their car).

Challenge mode: Take a picture of the flier where you posted it. You will gain extra internet points.


Anonymous 11/07/2022 (Mon) 17:26 [Preview] No.2568 del
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General ways you can spread Ashley in real life (always get consent):
1. Advertising on odd-ball, smaller, weird websites (e.x. irritablebowelsyndrome.net/forums) could be fun. Don't go through Google Adsense, that's cucked.
2. Buy a bunch of expired domains that have a lot of backlinks to them and just direct them to my main domain. Here's a website with expired domains and you can see how many backlinks they have under the "BL" tab. https://www.expireddomains.net/deleted-com-domains/
3. Buy bus stop ads, billboard ads, plane ads
4. Hire college kids around different states to print out and post fliers in their college/town
5. Put some videos along with images and a text document link to my website on a flashdrive. Put the flashdrive in a plastic bag with the word "confidential" written on the bag. Leave the bags places like a grocery store aisle, a park bench, gas pump, etc. People will be very curious and grab the flash drive
6. A parody missing pet, job wanted, job for hire, flyer. Have one of those fliers with the strips of paper cut up for people to grab and it's "icum.to" on the paper pull. This one could be really funny, like a picture of Ashton and it says "looking to buy homemade testosterone. Will pay in cash"
7. Drop glossy photos, like Polaroids, on the ground with a photo of yours truly with "website: icum.to" written on it with a black sharpie
8. Make novelty fake drivers license/ID lanyard, input whatever information along with "website icum.to". Drop these where someone will find it
9. If any of you guys are turbofaggots, put some of these potential items in a geocaching spot

Remember, don't spread Ashley in real life without consent. Always ask the property owner if you are allowed to post fliers or drop items in the location. You do not want to litter or vandalize, so always ask regardless of private or public property. Look into your local laws about this stuff. I am obligated to say this.

I bought these domains and they redirect to icum.to. You guys are welcome to follow use these domains and create your own that redirect.


Anonymous 11/07/2022 (Mon) 17:31 [Preview] No.2570 del
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Forgot to compress the images, sorry. While weird fliers are preferred, I suppose having one with a cute girl on it might draw in more eyes if they think she's missing. Not all of these have to be fliers, these were just fun to make.


Anonymous 11/07/2022 (Mon) 17:55 [Preview] No.2571 del
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>>2567
>>2568
>>2570

Lol I like you. You're my kind of ashling. Good to see someone else here getting into the project mayhem spirit.
I had 3 ideas so far but they're more jokes rather than actually trying to gain genuine followers:
1. A sticker to put at gas stations that says "Tired of high gas prices?? Go to [insert redirect web address that sounds political]"
2. Come up with an acronym for I.C.U.M.T.O. like it's an organization and make posts about a job opportunity, vocational classes, or something like that
3. Do the opposite by instead playing off the "icum" address and make smutty stickers or flyers like it's an escort service or something similarly sleazy like a cam girl site.


Anonymous 11/07/2022 (Mon) 18:11 [Preview] No.2572 del
But if we do that, won't a bunch of new people come in and steal the attention away from me? I mean, us?


Anonymous 11/07/2022 (Mon) 18:16 [Preview] No.2573 del
>>2572
But if Ashley doesn't get much engagement, what's her incentive to continue making new videos? Turn on your printer and get printing, slave.


Anonymous 11/07/2022 (Mon) 18:35 [Preview] No.2574 del
>>2573
Aren't I incentive enough?? Very well. I suppose I could tape the flier to my mailbox. And Trump owes me a favor so maybe he'll mention her site in his next rally speech.
Best I can do.


Anonymous 11/08/2022 (Tue) 01:51 [Preview] No.2580 del
>>2567
I can spread Ashley's legs and put up a flier for you on her inner thigh. Not sure if it will help much, but her husband might see it.


Anonymous 11/08/2022 (Tue) 01:56 [Preview] No.2581 del
>>2572
>>2574
Who are you again? You're not one of the faggots from the Discord server that thinks that if you can prevent Ashley's success, it will increase your chances of getting with her, are you?


Anonymous 11/08/2022 (Tue) 05:03 [Preview] No.2592 del
>>2581
There's a discord server!?
>if you can prevent Ashley's success, it will increase your chances of getting with her
I never thought of it that way... You're right, it's my own chance


Anonymous 11/08/2022 (Tue) 12:44 [Preview] No.2607 del
I was thinking of some sort of fake advertisement for weight loss with pic related as a before and after.
Im not sure if its a good idea though, its not really relevant to any of the stuff on the website.
Plus the pic on the right is really small, so I dont know how well it would print
But it might peak someones curiosity


Anonymous 11/08/2022 (Tue) 13:02 [Preview] No.2609 del
>>2607
Easily the best idea. If only Ashley would release that video of her in a miniskirt and thigh highs then we could make the flyers and get like a bajillion people a-barkin to read her manifesto. Ash please this is for a good cause. Release the hounds.


Anonymous 11/08/2022 (Tue) 21:41 [Preview] No.2617 del
>>2609
So how many people are here only to pound off to this reverse tranny?


Anonymous 11/08/2022 (Tue) 23:19 [Preview] No.2618 del
Don’t know what your talking about bro I’m just here for the tech shit. If a cute girl that’s of legal age but still looks like she’s 15 wants to dress up in a miniskirt and thigh highs that’s completely beyond my control but I will support her with pizza and crypto to fight the machine.


Anonymous 11/08/2022 (Tue) 23:55 [Preview] No.2619 del
>>2618
Are you really interested in the technology? Have you tried out the Conky config? https://icum.to/linuxdesktopwidgets/


Anonymous 11/09/2022 (Wed) 00:20 [Preview] No.2620 del
Yes, I’ve conk’d it up. Haven’t figured out the trick to get it to reveal the url for the TikTok video but I’m working on it.


Anonymous 11/09/2022 (Wed) 00:33 [Preview] No.2621 del
>>2620
If you wait long enough it will tell you when it's Christmas, and that itself is a Christmas present enough.


Anonymous 11/09/2022 (Wed) 01:02 [Preview] No.2622 del
>>2621
And that’s when the the url for the tiktok video will be revealed. Genius work. Everyone set your chonky clocks. This plot just got thicc


Anonymous 11/09/2022 (Wed) 01:23 [Preview] No.2624 del
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>>2619
oh wow I completely forgot that I was messing with it the other night. didn't have internet but took this screenshot for ya. you did good


Anonymous 11/09/2022 (Wed) 14:01 [Preview] No.2626 del
I do I install this thing on my phone? I want to make it the wallpaper on my Lock Screen

-sent from my iPhone


Anonymous 11/09/2022 (Wed) 17:01 [Preview] No.2627 del
>>2624
I went to her programs page and it said something about Linus or Linux and I don't know what that is so don't know how to install it


Anonymous 11/09/2022 (Wed) 17:14 [Preview] No.2628 del
I ran this in temple OS and figured out how to unlock the miniskirt video before Christmas (just set the clock ahead) but it’s all in ASCII. (I was still able to bop my hot dog to it)


Anonymous 11/09/2022 (Wed) 18:07 [Preview] No.2631 del
ITT retards who don't even know how to install Ashley-ware because they use Windows. Prove yourself worthy, fools.


Anonymous 11/09/2022 (Wed) 22:46 [Preview] No.2635 del
>>2617
I'm here for me. Ashley comes second. I like to take my time getting to know the lady. She's not very forthcoming is she? I guess I'm going to have to give her hand so she'll open up a bit more.


Anonymous 11/09/2022 (Wed) 22:53 [Preview] No.2636 del
>>2631
I'm going to be honest with you, mate. I have no need for linux because I don't feel the need to impress anon online with how tech savvy I am. I'm not a nerd.


Anonymous 11/10/2022 (Thu) 00:51 [Preview] No.2643 del
>>2636
These days I have no need for Windows. I got tired after every update they roll out broke some shit, having to download third party software online that isn't vetted or in official repositories, hoping there's not weird stuff going on with it, along with forced updates while you're in the middle of something, and the intense resource consumption just to run Windows. Not to mention it's not open source. I don't understand why people continue to use Windows these days, especially with Linux installation being very easy. All you have to do is follow a guide or watch a video. The idea that you have to be a nerd to use Linux is a myth that ended about a decade ago. If Linux came pre-installed on machines, everybody would just use Linux. That's all that's stopping them, people don't understand how easy it is to install a new operating system on a hard drive or even a USB.


Anonymous 11/10/2022 (Thu) 01:00 [Preview] No.2644 del
>>2643
>If Linux came pre-installed on machines, everybody would just use Linux.
This is the sad truth about society and why it's shit.


Anonymous 11/10/2022 (Thu) 01:14 [Preview] No.2645 del
>>2643
Well, you are the expert, nerd. You sure know a lot about Windows. If I have a problem, I'm gonna get you to fix it for me because I'm a bully and you're a nerd. I know how to install a new OS. I just updated Windows XP to Windows 7. Lets see you get Windows 7 to work now. You probably like, require a connection to Microsoft to activate it and get all the updates like a loser. You know what, nerd? I'm gonna buy me a IBM Thinkpad and you know what I'm gonna do with it? I'm gonna install Windows 98 and play Warcraft II and there is nothing you can do about it because I'm a bully and you're nothing to me, nerd, and btw, Windows 10 crashed on me while I was writing this post, lmao


Anonymous 11/10/2022 (Thu) 02:24 [Preview] No.2646 del
What's this really about?

Something illegal?
Some things illegal?


Anonymous 11/10/2022 (Thu) 02:38 [Preview] No.2647 del
>>2646
I don't care about the laws or the police. Drugs, sex and music, rock n' roll. Anarchy forever. I set up an appointment for next week to get my anarchy tattoo. I'm a rebel. You want to know the secret to being a rebel like me? Don't care what anybody says, like Ashley told me.


Anonymous 11/10/2022 (Thu) 02:45 [Preview] No.2649 del
>>2646
What do you mean? Nothing illegal going on here, except being illegally awesome.


Anonymous 11/10/2022 (Thu) 02:46 [Preview] No.2650 del
>>2646
theres nothing illegal about a countdown to CHRISTMAS GOSH!!1


Anonymous 11/10/2022 (Thu) 03:01 [Preview] No.2653 del
>>2651
What about those porn ads where they show 3D babes getting fucked and it says something like everyone who plays this game cums in a few seconds.


Anonymous 11/10/2022 (Thu) 03:02 [Preview] No.2654 del
>>2607
>>2607
Just keep in mind we don't want to do actual false advertising, try to keep things where it is overtly a parody. Don't promise a false idea. Something like "I lost 10 lbs in 1 week. Learn how visit icum.to" likely falls under the umbrella of false advertising. Parody personal ads are fine, or wacky ads that are clearly a parody. "I lost 600 lbs, my wife, and my dignity in one day. Read my story. https://icum.to". This would clearly be a parody and is likely fine.

(Repost to fix unreadable typos)


Anonymous 11/10/2022 (Thu) 03:03 [Preview] No.2655 del
>>2654
>>2654
What about those porn ads where they show 3D babes getting fucked and it says something like everyone who plays this game comes in a few seconds.

(Repost to fix unreadable typos)


Anonymous 11/10/2022 (Thu) 03:04 [Preview] No.2656 del
>>2654
>>2654
>>2654
Holy shit why can't I stopotp making posts with typos?/


Anonymous 11/10/2022 (Thu) 03:07 [Preview] No.2657 del
>>2655
Stop mocking me, I don't even know those types of advertisements you're talking about. I only use open source porn programs, like GNU/nut, which have no advertisements on them. But the chicks on there are pretty gross, though. They all have a weird skin stick between their legs, like an extra long clitty.


Anonymous 11/10/2022 (Thu) 03:09 [Preview] No.2658 del
>>2654
Yeah I see what you mean.
I havent started it yet, but I will probably need some input on the text/what is written (I am not a comedian)

Another idea was for some sort of "Free online art courses for adults only" and it would be feature Chester.
I want to emphasize that its for adults only despite Chester's.... preference...

What URL you think should be in them, straight to the videos or the website?


Anonymous 11/10/2022 (Thu) 03:10 [Preview] No.2659 del
I like the idea of making business cards to hand out or put in random spots


Anonymous 11/10/2022 (Thu) 03:34 [Preview] No.2660 del
>>2658
Keep the URL as normie-proof as possible. Linking to a video is too long for a normie to type out, unless you do a QR code, and even then I suspect it's too much work for your average person to scan a QR code. A short website name is ideal for the posters.

The shorter, simpler, and more obvious a domain is will get the highest click through rate. Normies don't know that .to is a valid TLD. I don't recommend using icum.to, but if you must, write out "https://icum.to/". I suspect that normies don't know what https:// is these days since they mostly use apps on phones. We have to keep this as dumbed down as possible.

I have registered a few more domains and will register some more in the coming days. You can use these.
mstab8.com
KidsExact.com

Free online art courses that Chester teaches is a good idea, I don't know if it's crazy enough to get people very interested or curious to visit the website. We can set up more new domains if we think of a use case for them, and I am able to see how much traffic is coming through with the NGINX access logs for each domain. We will be able to tell which domains/posters have are the most successful in gathering the most traffic. The business cards >>2659 are a good idea. I think currently we should have our goal to get someone to post fliers >>2567 >>2568 >>2570 inside toilet stalls, outside on poles, etc. (with permission of the property owner.)


Anonymous 11/10/2022 (Thu) 03:57 [Preview] No.2663 del
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>>2657
I'll mock your socks off. You're missing out then. Those commercials seem like something you'd find funny. Pretty sure those are faggots. Have you ever seen those women that use testosterone gel to enlarge their clits? They don't transition into zipper tits, they still look fuckable but they enlarge their clits to make them more sensitive and they even fuck other girls with them. There was a thread about it a while back and I didn't even know this was a thing. Also, you worry about your mistakes too much. You don't really have to explain your mistakes in your videos. They always seem to work. The one where Derrick's mom looked like him wearing lipstick was funny. It kind of adds credence to my theory that neither of them are real and Derrick's mom is actually just Derrick.


Anonymous 11/10/2022 (Thu) 04:29 [Preview] No.2665 del
>>2660
Cards it is then. Getting 100 of these babbies with the high gloss premium stock and foil accent. I’m thinking simple and mysterious will get more clicks. Not going to get here until the 23rd sadly.


Anonymous 11/10/2022 (Thu) 04:52 [Preview] No.2666 del
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>>2665
>high gloss premium stock and foil accent


Anonymous 11/10/2022 (Thu) 06:19 [Preview] No.2669 del
A conformist and criminal, got it.

Most possess your mentality, and are too ignorant to realize they're the norm.


Anonymous 11/10/2022 (Thu) 06:23 [Preview] No.2670 del
>>2669
What did he mean by this?


Anonymous 11/10/2022 (Thu) 06:25 [Preview] No.2671 del
CIA, got a board for you to check out, and ip addresses here.


Anonymous 11/10/2022 (Thu) 06:38 [Preview] No.2672 del
>>2671
Agent, you've been activated. Your code phrase is donkey prolapse. Begin anal-ysis.


Anonymous 11/10/2022 (Thu) 09:18 [Preview] No.2674 del
>>2663
this must be the PS5 everyone's talking about


Anonymous 11/10/2022 (Thu) 19:48 [Preview] No.2677 del
>>2674
I thought it was Meta?


Anonymous 11/11/2022 (Fri) 20:33 [Preview] No.2702 del
>>2665
where do you plan on putting them?


Anonymous 11/12/2022 (Sat) 03:45 [Preview] No.2713 del
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Here is a flier.
Thoughts?
Im thinking the background on the pic on the right may need to go, so it the photo stands out and is more readable, like the one on the left (does this make sense?)


Anonymous 11/12/2022 (Sat) 03:46 [Preview] No.2714 del
>>2713
aaaaand I just spotted that the , between "wife" and "and" needs to go


Anonymous 11/12/2022 (Sat) 04:49 [Preview] No.2715 del
>>2713
Why? You were correct to use it


Anonymous 11/12/2022 (Sat) 04:49 [Preview] No.2716 del
>>2715
obviously meant for >>2714


Anonymous 11/12/2022 (Sat) 07:29 [Preview] No.2718 del
>>2716
The comma is correct. When listing you should add a comma between each item list except the last. Example: I love anal, fisting, and prolapses. This is just an example.


Anonymous 11/12/2022 (Sat) 07:30 [Preview] No.2719 del
>>2718
Damn, I responded to the wrong post, too. Mine was meant for >>2714.


Anonymous 11/12/2022 (Sat) 12:16 [Preview] No.2723 del
>>2715
>>2718
really? it just doesnt read right to me at all but whatever


Anonymous 11/13/2022 (Sun) 12:10 [Preview] No.2741 del
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Finished the flier.
What do you guys think about posting stuff on imgur. Probably not these fliers, but something more like gifs of some of the SFW parts in the videos. The watermark will show people where to go, so we wont need to put a link in it so it seems less like forced advertising. If Im making any sense?
Like I could turn that Dr Jones segment from the Taz video into a small webm to post. I think I might do that tomorrow, so i can monitor views before it probably gets deleted


Anonymous 11/14/2022 (Mon) 02:33 [Preview] No.2750 del
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>>2741
I like it! It definitely inspires curiosity and let's people know it's comical. Might work at a gym or something but I think anyone anywhere will know it's a joke and check it out.
The cards are on the way. I put some more spacing on the text because I was worried about differentiating the B and the 8. Work has me going into the office downtown a few more times next month to wrap up some stuff before the end of the year. That's when I'll do my planting.


Anonymous 11/14/2022 (Mon) 12:20 [Preview] No.2756 del
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Hey guys, Steve From Orlando here and I just had the MOTHER of all mind storms.
Five simple words (or three, depending on how you look at it):

PIT HAIR GIVE-A-WAY.

She has it, we want it, and so I imagine will thousands of other distinguished denizens of the 'net.

Why not have a regular give-a-way via a random drawing. Monthly or bimonthly, depending on her rate of production.

Such an event could spread like wildfire among the public. We're talking VIRAL MARKETING, people.

Now, as the originator of this idea, and because we need to make sure such a scheme will run smoothly, I should be the first 'test winner'. This will allow any *kinks* to be worked out ahead of time, and honestly it's only HAIR compensation for my brilliant idea.


Anonymous 11/14/2022 (Mon) 15:58 [Preview] No.2757 del
So which is it a contest or a give away?


Anonymous 11/14/2022 (Mon) 17:04 [Preview] No.2761 del
>>2757
Sweepstakes? I found this online:

Sweepstakes vs. Contests

When you enter sweepstakes, prizes are given out to participants for free. What makes this type of contest so appealing is the fact that there is no purchase required to enter sweepstakes. In simple words, you don’t have to pay to enter.

Entry into sweepstakes requires following the rules. No skill is involved in choosing winners; they are randomly selected from all the entries. The prizes can range from souvenirs and baseball caps to houses, cars, trips, and armpit hair. Typically, sweepstakes offer additional entries for sharing posts on social media, referring friends, visiting a specific website, or watching a video of a young woman pretending to be a pedophile.

Sweepstakes are considered a game of chance by experts.

Competitors try to win a contest by doing something better than others. Winners of contests are determined by merit. Even though contests do not retain entry fees, this type of giveaway removes luck from the equation. The entry with the most striking portrait, most moving poem, tastiest pussy, or anything else that fits the contest’s theme will win. A public vote can also be used to determine contest winners.

According to experts, a contest can be viewed as a game of skill.


Anonymous 11/14/2022 (Mon) 23:58 [Preview] No.2769 del
>>2761
Oh I see. Ash said that shaving hurts her though. You really want to hurt Ashley just to further your crude Haitian voodoo experiments?


Anonymous 11/15/2022 (Tue) 01:36 [Preview] No.2775 del
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>>2769
She could use a pair of scissors and snip off, say, an inch. Enough for a gentleman to take a snootful.


Anonymous 11/15/2022 (Tue) 03:29 [Preview] No.2783 del
>>2750
wow that looks really professional, did you design that logo as well?


Anonymous 11/15/2022 (Tue) 03:48 [Preview] No.2786 del
>>2783
I'm pretty sure he went through Vista Print given the filename. I'm guessing they have business card templates you can choose from with a logo already made. Vista Print probably got too many boomers complaining that they ordered blank cards because boomers don't understand they need to input information when ordering a business card.


Anonymous 11/15/2022 (Tue) 04:17 [Preview] No.2789 del
>>2783
Yes, this anon is right >>2786 I used a prefabricated template from the site because the production times are about 10 business days unless you pay about 30 dollars extra for a rush order. So I wanted to be quick and anyway in this case it's better for the card to be simple. I think it invokes curiosity. It has a 'secret club' kind of vibe.


Anonymous 11/16/2022 (Wed) 13:02 [Preview] No.2816 del
>>2789
>I think it invokes curiosity. It has a 'secret club' kind of vibe.

thats exactly what I thought when I saw it.


Anonymous 11/17/2022 (Thu) 00:41 [Preview] No.2854 del
>>2852
Que?


Anonymous 11/17/2022 (Thu) 00:50 [Preview] No.2855 del
>>2854
The armpit hair. I think binding the "sprigs" with ribbons would be a nice touch.


Anonymous 11/17/2022 (Thu) 01:01 [Preview] No.2856 del
>>2855
Your pit hair? You gonna give us enough time before you give it away? I didn't even get to give you my questions. Like, what happened to your Pikachu and Purple penguin. Why did you move from your old house where you filmed your old videos? What ever happened to meebit and bandit? Which one is with your brother that his gf hates taking care of so much? I think you should make more forma announcements. Some of us live in the wilderness and work manual labor with Mexicans all week.


Anonymous 11/17/2022 (Thu) 01:23 [Preview] No.2857 del
>>2856
No, it's me, not Ashley. (I'm still not Ashley, the person who is now speaking is me). I doubt she'd go with the armpit hair giveaway scheme, it was mostly tongue in cheek.


Anonymous 11/17/2022 (Thu) 12:19 [Preview] No.2862 del
>>2852
that is A LOT of thick arm pit hair!
ribbon is a good idea, keeps em together. You dont want a loose one ending up in your mouth... or maybe you do, whatever.


Anonymous 11/20/2022 (Sun) 19:56 [Preview] No.3070 del
I think Ashley should reward you all by letting you lick her armpit. It's the closest you'll ever come to her cunny.


Anonymous 11/20/2022 (Sun) 20:44 [Preview] No.3071 del
>>3070
this man speaks the truth.


Anonymous 11/20/2022 (Sun) 22:47 [Preview] No.3073 del
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>>3070
Gross but I will admit that to my surprise the arm pit hair doesn't turn me off.
I ate a girl out who was unshaven and got a pube stuck in my throat for 2 days. That was the last time I went down on a chick but only because I heard eating pussy gives you throat cancer.


Anonymous 11/20/2022 (Sun) 23:16 [Preview] No.3074 del
>>3073
>I heard eating pussy gives you throat cancer.
complete nonsense. it's only a risk if the girl has a rare-ish form of HPV, and even then you'd have to be chomping on that thing pretty regularly. just do your best to make sure the girl you're with isn't a complete whore (easier said than done, i know).
don't become one of these dudes who doesn't eat pussy because it's gross or gay (like I've literally heard that before - wtf?). there's really no other experience in life like a facefull of pussy and ass. achieving an erection just thinking about it bros


Anonymous 11/21/2022 (Mon) 01:01 [Preview] No.3083 del
>>3074
https://youtube.com/watch?v=pSQgJmboyko [Embed]


Anonymous 11/21/2022 (Mon) 01:53 [Preview] No.3086 del
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>>3083
>bushman of the kalahari
>not bushman of the kalamari
missed opportuna-ty


Anonymous 11/21/2022 (Mon) 01:54 [Preview] No.3087 del
a FUH-KEN woman ---- boss??


Anonymous 11/21/2022 (Mon) 02:06 [Preview] No.3089 del
So, somebody (Ashley) posted on 4chins and now new Frens going to find their way here. Everyone be on their best behavior


Anonymous 11/21/2022 (Mon) 02:14 [Preview] No.3091 del
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>>3089
Holy shit these people are so fucking retarded. I guess if it's not Google or Youtube it's some scary link that's going to give you a virus. These people have no idea how the Internet works, and you typically don't just get a virus from visiting a website. There are a lot of measures in place these days, that's an antiquated idea. Usually people think visiting a website with an expired SSL certificate means the website has a virus.

You don't just visit a website and get a virus. If anything, the user must take action (such as installing something) in order to get a virus. If these faggots are oh so afraid of getting their IP logged:
1. Don't use the honeypot 4chan
2. Get a VPN
4chan zoomers are retards.


Anonymous 11/21/2022 (Mon) 02:21 [Preview] No.3092 del
>>3089
Good. We need new blood and any poor bastard in the 20% of people who aren't shills that are still lurking pol need to be set free. win/win


Anonymous 11/21/2022 (Mon) 02:27 [Preview] No.3094 del
>>3092
It could bring new people to Endchan in general, true. At least trannies and feds probably don't run this place, unlike 4chan and Fedschan (frenschan).


Anonymous 11/21/2022 (Mon) 02:42 [Preview] No.3095 del
>>3091
>IP grabber
every website on the internet meets this qualification


Anonymous 11/21/2022 (Mon) 02:49 [Preview] No.3096 del
>>3095
Exactly. Absolute retards who don't understand how the internet functions. It's like thinking you can make a phone call without having a phone number.


Anonymous 11/21/2022 (Mon) 03:03 [Preview] No.3097 del
>>3091
Purposefully have my vpn off for this post:

I hate niggers.


Anonymous 11/21/2022 (Mon) 03:15 [Preview] No.3098 del
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>>3091
Anyone else notice within the past few years that people are saying /pol? /b? Slash poll? Is this some crossover from Reddit? This is a dead giveaway someone's a newfag, and I see it more and more.

>>3097
Cool, you're really showing those feds who's boss.


Anonymous 11/21/2022 (Mon) 03:43 [Preview] No.3099 del
>>3098
>Cool, you're really showing those feds who's boss.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=BpGS_E0xIvA [Embed]


Anonymous 11/22/2022 (Tue) 20:55 [Preview] No.3150 del
Ummmm guys…. THEY CAME EARLY :D


Anonymous 11/23/2022 (Wed) 03:27 [Preview] No.3164 del
>>3150
Any plans yet on what to do with them? Stocking stuffers maybe?


Anonymous 11/23/2022 (Wed) 03:32 [Preview] No.3166 del
I use cashapp for some things and now they offer a card that you can drawfag on. I was thinking of putting Ashley on mine. I'm not a drawfag, though. I probably could on paper but I've never been able to draw well in MS Paint or on a tablet and I believe they force you to only use this little drawing thing on their website and you can't upload anything.


Anonymous 11/23/2022 (Wed) 03:47 [Preview] No.3168 del
>>3150
Heeeeell yeah. Tape these inside restroom stalls, leave them at self checkouts, maybe. That looks like Spongebob in the reflection of the card. Update us when you dump. (the cards, not when you defecate)

>>3166
https://alternativeto.net/software/image-overlay-utility/
You can install this program, it allows you to overlay an image on top of your Window so you can basically trace on the Cashapp website while having the image overlay on top of it.
Actually, I know what. Give me your log in details and I'll do it for you.


Anonymous 11/23/2022 (Wed) 15:39 [Preview] No.3178 del
>>3164
Putting together a pretty big plan but it won’t happen until two weeks from now on the 7th


Anonymous 11/23/2022 (Wed) 21:36 [Preview] No.3190 del
>>3168
>Give me your log in details and I'll do it for you.


Anonymous 11/23/2022 (Wed) 21:58 [Preview] No.3191 del
>>3164
hmm what about putting them in loosely packaged grocery products. Like soda packs or something. Is that illegal?


Anonymous 11/23/2022 (Wed) 23:11 [Preview] No.3192 del
What about putting them in magazines or library books that might target a specific kind of reader?
Or do only the very old buy books and magazines anymore


Anonymous 11/23/2022 (Wed) 23:12 [Preview] No.3193 del
oh. What about handing them out at the entrances to schools? You could wear a trench coat and fedora to seem more professinal


Anonymous 11/23/2022 (Wed) 23:39 [Preview] No.3194 del
liquor stores by college campuses maybe


Anonymous 11/24/2022 (Thu) 02:53 [Preview] No.3196 del
>>3191
Highly doubt this is legal, only put them places where it is legal and you have permission from the owner to do so. I am obligated to say this


Anonymous 11/24/2022 (Thu) 03:07 [Preview] No.3198 del
>>3178
>Putting together a pretty big plan but it won’t happen until two weeks from now on the 7th
is this when the Masterpiece is coming out?


Anonymous 11/24/2022 (Thu) 03:50 [Preview] No.3200 del
>>3198
No, sorry. I don't have access to that top secret ashformation. I have to take a trip into the city on the 7th so I'm going to plant most of the cards around town when I go.


Anonymous 11/24/2022 (Thu) 05:04 [Preview] No.3203 del
>>3200
snap a picture if you put them anywhere interesting and you won't dox yourself. would be kinda wild to see irl ashling guerrilla marketing. keep an eye out for corkboards and them on there. or if you visit a business that has business cards displayed on the counter for a few different places, act like you're taking one of the cards and slip a few ashley cards in the stack. slip them into people's pockets or purses ninja style



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