/ashIeyj/ - Ashley Jones

Discuss the world's funniest female comedienne, Ashley Jones. My boyfriend is the Endchan owner. Also this board has a capital i

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THANKSGIVING THREAD Anonymous 11/23/2022 (Wed) 17:13 [Preview] No. 3180
Howdy, Pilgrims!

It's that time of year again. The comfiest of comfy holidays. Let us break bread, forgive each other for our transgressions, and be thankful for what we have.

What are your plans for turkey day? What are you cooking/eating? What are you thankful for this year?

I will start with the obvious: I'm thankful that Ashy came back.

Anonymous 11/23/2022 (Wed) 17:42 [Preview] No.3181 del
For thanksgiving I'm having a heaping portion of anxiety with a side of anguish drizzled in dread.

Anonymous 11/23/2022 (Wed) 17:51 [Preview] No.3182 del
We're having ham instead of turkey, and baked no cap instead of mashed no cap. gonna be comfy. I'm thankful that god gave me a large penis

Anonymous 11/23/2022 (Wed) 17:51 [Preview] No.3183 del
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We know what Derrick is having

Anonymous 11/23/2022 (Wed) 18:05 [Preview] No.3184 del
I forgot it was Thanksgiving tomorrow. Might actually be eating >>3183 or french fries. I am thankful for my internet connection.

Anonymous 11/23/2022 (Wed) 18:08 [Preview] No.3185 del
Happy Thanksgiving to Ash and all Ashlings. Thankful to live in the USA despite its problems,Joe ahem Biden. And of course, goes without saying, glad the Ash has returned.

A Thanksgiving tradition, Arlo Guthrie's true story of his experiences during Thanksgiving at Alice's Restaurant and his adventure at the draft board.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=m57gzA2JCcM [Embed]

Anonymous 11/23/2022 (Wed) 18:26 [Preview] No.3186 del
I know you guys don’t drink but I’m making thanksgiving punch. It’s vodka, cranberry juice, champagne, lemons, and a little orange juice.

Anonymous 11/23/2022 (Wed) 18:40 [Preview] No.3187 del
Who says we don't drink. Well I can only speak for myself and right now I'm enjoying a nice glass of wine and knocked off early from contracting and going to enjoy a well deserved day off tomorrow.

Anonymous 11/23/2022 (Wed) 19:23 [Preview] No.3188 del
My family has dinner every year at my uncle's house but I'm not invited because of who my parents are. So I won't be doing anything which is how it's been for years. Same with Christmas.

Anonymous 11/24/2022 (Thu) 02:09 [Preview] No.3195 del
So what is Ashley going to eat on Thanksgiving since she is vegetarian? Only mashed potaties and sstuffing and pumpkin pie? I have to have a turkey for left over turkey sandwiches. It's one of my favorite things. I actually like Thanksgiving dishes and make them year round. It's just southern comfort food to me.

Anonymous 11/24/2022 (Thu) 04:59 [Preview] No.3201 del
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Do online video games still do christmas events or would that not be diversity-friendly? xmas in games is peak comfy

t. doesn't play modern games

Anonymous 11/24/2022 (Thu) 12:54 [Preview] No.3225 del
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A bit rushed but merry, uhh... happy Thanksgiving everyone!

Anonymous 11/24/2022 (Thu) 12:55 [Preview] No.3226 del
oh and reffed from the Garfield Thanksgiving special

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Anonymous 11/24/2022 (Thu) 13:55 [Preview] No.3235 del
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Where is her Indian servant? I was going to ask where her husband was but I understand what's going on now. The pugs look kind of creepy. They remind me of the twins standing in the hallway in The Shining. That's a pretty good idea actually.

Anonymous 11/24/2022 (Thu) 14:48 [Preview] No.3241 del
RuneScape still does

Anonymous 11/24/2022 (Thu) 14:50 [Preview] No.3242 del
This is really some of the best OC we've ever had. Great job, anon. I'm tempted to print it out and hang it on the wall.

Anonymous 11/24/2022 (Thu) 14:53 [Preview] No.3243 del
That looks like Electro from Spider-Man.

Anonymous 11/24/2022 (Thu) 14:54 [Preview] No.3244 del
Do it.

Anonymous 11/24/2022 (Thu) 15:07 [Preview] No.3245 del
Nice piece of work, Anon

Anonymous 11/24/2022 (Thu) 15:15 [Preview] No.3247 del
The top half of that turkey looks like a pine cone

Anonymous 11/24/2022 (Thu) 16:08 [Preview] No.3249 del
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I'm so hungry

Anonymous 11/24/2022 (Thu) 17:29 [Preview] No.3250 del
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Great art!

I am thankful for Ash, her videos, and this amazing community.

Anonymous 11/24/2022 (Thu) 17:45 [Preview] No.3251 del
Pretty great thanksgiving this year. Chilly outside so the smells of cooking filling the house are extra comfy. Ash confirmed the tiktok vid is on the way. We always watch planes,trains,and automobiles as a thanksgiving tradition and they released deleted scenes this year.
Feels good bros. Happy thanksgiving.

Anonymous 11/24/2022 (Thu) 21:52 [Preview] No.3253 del
I get called piece of work all the time. I'm just now realizing they were calling me a work of art. Thanks Seabee.

Anonymous 11/24/2022 (Thu) 22:21 [Preview] No.3254 del
I watch that too. It's one of my friend's favorite movies. He's a big fan of John Hughes. It's raining where I live. I was going to go to the grocery store to get food before they close but can't because it won't stop raining. My plan was to roast a turkey over a fire outside. Looks like I'll be eating tomorrow. I blame everyone but myself and am thankful I have family and friends to blame. I think I'm just going to hibernate until tomorrow because the rain hitting my roof is relaxing.

Anonymous 11/25/2022 (Fri) 05:17 [Preview] No.3261 del
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Ashley, if you're not going to eat your turkey slices, can I have them?

Van anyone spare a Hawaiian sweet roll?

Anonymous 11/25/2022 (Fri) 05:32 [Preview] No.3263 del
>a turkey died for this shitty microwave meal
Truly an awful way for your legacy to live on

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Anonymous 11/25/2022 (Fri) 23:39 [Preview] No.3285 del
Yeah, it's awful. Frozen tv dinners taste awful. I never get these things but if I had that yesterday, I would have ate the fuck out of it. It would had only made me want the real thing though. I do eat frozen foods, but only the good stuff. I actually like the Banquet pot pies and Swedish meatballs, though. I have a very specific grocery list for frozen foods. It's mostly things I enjoyed eating as a kid. Ashley and I both eat Farmrich mozzarella sticks but who doesn't? I actually made a post of the things I get but it didn't post again because of endchan and I lost everything. Maybe I'll reshare if anyone is interested in discussing food.

Any of you faggots like anchovies on pizza? I love them.

Anonymous 11/26/2022 (Sat) 00:03 [Preview] No.3286 del
I don't eat frozen dinners but the one frozen dinner I take exception to is like you said, the Banquet Swedish Meatballs. It is so good it's like an addiction.

Anonymous 11/26/2022 (Sat) 01:19 [Preview] No.3287 del
Well, Ashley, there is always next year. Just imagine, though.

Anonymous 11/26/2022 (Sat) 02:01 [Preview] No.3288 del
Show me your grocery list, anon

Anonymous 11/27/2022 (Sun) 03:11 [Preview] No.3303 del
I can imagine stuffing Ashley in the guest bedroom of her mom's house and walking out to Thanksgiving dinner with her entire family starring at us from the dining room because we were too loud. Then sitting at the table like nothing happened and talking about how hungry we both are as everyone else picks at their plate because they no longer have an appetite. I'd tell Ashley's mom her food looks great. Everyone would remain silent and I'd ask is something wrong. Then Ashley's mom would immediately get up from the table and tell me "Nothing's wrong, sweetie. You eat as much as you like" and start loading my plate down with mashed potaties. Ashley would be hand-feeding me pieces of ham while giggling to the disgust of everyone else at the table. Then her step dad would ask, "So, what do you think about this ham?" I'd tell him that it's amazing and inform him, "You know, ham tastes a lot like human flesh and cannibals call people meat "long pig" because a roasting man over a fire resembles a roasting pig." He would immediately drop his utensils to his plate and excuse himself from the table to go drink a Coors Light in the garage. I'd ask to tag along but her mom would tell me she better just go grab one for me. Then Ashley and I would share the entire pumpkin pie we brought for everyone else to enjoy. As Ashley takes the leftovers out to the crossover mom mobile, I follow behind with both turkey legs, one in each hand, and an opened can of Ocean Spray cranberry sauce hanging out my pocket with a spoon stuck down in it. Gotta have my bog fruit. Ashley's mom waved us good bye and makes sure to invite us to next year as Ashley's step dad watches from the window slowly sipping his sixth Coors Light. We got all the leftover sstuffing and now Ashley gets to stuff me at home.

Anonymous 11/30/2022 (Wed) 12:21 [Preview] No.3457 del
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Excuse me but SOME of us are alcoholics...

Anonymous 11/30/2022 (Wed) 18:28 [Preview] No.3459 del
Thank god. I thought I was the only alcoholic here. Salud

Anonymous 11/30/2022 (Wed) 19:41 [Preview] No.3463 del
How long did it take you to build up those bottles? And why are none of them refurbished into piss bottles?

Anonymous 11/30/2022 (Wed) 21:01 [Preview] No.3476 del
Its on my blog.

Anonymous 11/30/2022 (Wed) 21:32 [Preview] No.3482 del
Also why not just get handles instead of 750s? You'd save money

Anonymous 12/01/2022 (Thu) 02:59 [Preview] No.3495 del
This is like 3 weeks? worth, its hard to remember... well anything at all with all the drinking
Im constantly dehydrated so I rarely need to piss anyway

Nah this way is cheaper, atleast where I live. its like an extra half the price for only 250 more.
Even with all the alchohol destroying my brain cells, Ive done the math, its cheaper this way

Anonymous 12/01/2022 (Thu) 03:29 [Preview] No.3496 del
Cost be damned. If you're clearing a micky in 1 sesh then it's best not to get handles. You could kill yourself. We're probably at about the same fighting weight. Typically I clear a 750 of whiskey and a six pack if I'm staying up late on the weekend.
I'm glad you volunteered this info. It reaffirms my hypothesis that dropping the mstab8 cards at liquor stores and beer distributors is probably the best strat. Ashley's core demo is neurotics, alcoholics, and broken people that are all sardonically mad at the world.

Anonymous 12/01/2022 (Thu) 17:02 [Preview] No.3503 del
Why do you drink? I'm not judging, just curious.I don't relate to the "masking problems" mindset, would rather change my surroundings or work on myself than rely on substances. Are you concerned about the long term effects of alcohol?

>dropping the mstab8 cards at liquor stores and beer distributors is probably the best strat.
I have a suspicion that getting raging alcoholics with a truck load of problems oozing over an internet girl isn't the best idea. You aren't wrong though, the demographic here is virgins and alcoholics, we need a few more semi-sane people here.

Anonymous 12/01/2022 (Thu) 22:14 [Preview] No.3507 del
You're right and also it occurred to me that a lot of the drunks probably won't happen to find the card hidden in the packaging. I'm sticking with going around to businesses downtown in the city and around the college campus where there are a lot of shops.

Anonymous 12/02/2022 (Fri) 12:31 [Preview] No.3522 del
I will down like half the bottle of the cheapest Vodka, in one go to get the buzz going, then I have 1 or 2 cans of bourbon and cola.
Yeah, Im concerned with the health problems. The last month or so my sides around my stomach/rib area have began to hurt a lot and Ive gotten the shakes a bit the morning after
My sleep is really really poor. I get decent hours but the sleep quality is complete shit.
and the obvious weight gain

Anonymous 12/03/2022 (Sat) 03:23 [Preview] No.3566 del
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I used to work in a high-end liquor store. Sometimes a fifth is cheaper that the handle. Sometimes a liter is cheaper than both. If you buy small bottles to keep yourself from drinking too much in one night, you have a problem. I buy fifths because I liked the way they looked behind my minibar. I'm more of a teetotaler than a social drinker. I do drink, just not enough. I wanted to learn to mix drinks because it's like chemistry. I'm still ticked about losing my whiskey collection. I had some hard to find whiskeys and bourbons like Blanton's. I had the Blanton's full line up. Vodka is shit. So are most tequilas. I go for Tito's vodka now but only to make Vodka sauce with. I only have a bottle of Jägermeister Scharf now. It's hot ginger. I take a swig of it when I shoot something. I also have pic related. It's from a now defunct distillery. They were well liked but the economy killed them. It's Carolina Reaper and Ghost Pepper vodka. It's too hot to handle. I don't even dare to take a shot of it. A coworker did and he went home early because it fucked up his stomach bad.

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