/ashIeyj/ - Ashley Jones

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TikTok Tranny | Movie Trailer (2022) Anonymous 11/24/2022 (Thu) 07:17 [Preview] No. 3209
Ashley made an entire movie.

A formerly internet famous tomboy realizes her days of internet fame are long gone. No longer receiving the online attention she craves, she turns to drastic measures to reclaim her stardom. Even if that means becoming a "female to male to female" transgender to get TikTok famous. Follow her journey to deceive hundreds of thousands of internet users in her quest for online attention, with the raunchiest, most offensive, and tone deaf documentary of recent times.

December 3rd, 2022. Premieres livestreamed free on Endchan's Cytube channel: https://cytu.be/r/endcorner
Times: 4pm EST | 3pm CST | 2pm MST | 1pm PST

Anonymous 11/24/2022 (Thu) 11:39 [Preview] No.3214 del
Neat. I like your boots. Can't wait. This feels like a show that would premiere on MTV. You have the Pillsbury Doughboy squeeze toy too. The only other person I know who also has one of those is my friend. But holy shit! You also have the same wooden frame velour couch we had in our home when I was a kid which is crazy to me considering what I've been posting about my personal life lately. That's the couch I was sitting on the night my dad gave me the Everlast boxing gloves and GI Joe submarine. I haven't seen that upholstery in years. I remember the velour upholstery feeling weird and the couch being sturdy. We had the entire living room set. It went well with our wood paneling.

Anonymous 11/24/2022 (Thu) 11:55 [Preview] No.3215 del
Looks good ash! Kino movie incoming!

Anonymous 11/24/2022 (Thu) 12:32 [Preview] No.3222 del
I like deceiving internet users for online attention as well. Too bad they don't pay for this sort of thing.

Anonymous 11/24/2022 (Thu) 12:41 [Preview] No.3224 del
I dont say this lightly, but this looks like it could be your best work yet. Some truly kino shit
Genuinely looking forward to the premier!

Anonymous 11/24/2022 (Thu) 13:41 [Preview] No.3234 del
Is this the masterpiece she keeps mentioning or is this something else? Either way it looks incredible. (And I’m jealous of whoever the lucky person is that gets to collaborate with her)

Anonymous 11/24/2022 (Thu) 14:46 [Preview] No.3240 del
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I really like her bed set. I can't tell if it's just tie dye or if it's supposed to be clouds. Reminds me of the Windows 98 clouds.

Anonymous 11/24/2022 (Thu) 19:04 [Preview] No.3252 del
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i can't believe i'm in a timeline where ashley goes from occultation to whole-ass movie. god bless you, child.

Anonymous 11/25/2022 (Fri) 00:59 [Preview] No.3255 del
this is so 2014 lul

Anonymous 11/25/2022 (Fri) 02:03 [Preview] No.3256 del
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Bill Gates has infiltrated her room.
Dont worry, I will protect her. I will be her human firewall.

Anonymous 11/25/2022 (Fri) 02:30 [Preview] No.3257 del
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Aye, and I wouldn't be a king to my queen without brave gentlemen such as yourself keeping watch on the ramparts for m'lady. *tips crown*

Anonymous 11/25/2022 (Fri) 04:04 [Preview] No.3258 del
Are you guys going to make it to the premiere? What snacks will you bring? For me, it's the McChicken.

Anonymous 11/25/2022 (Fri) 04:36 [Preview] No.3259 del
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Baked Beans for me.

Ashley, are you a fan of Stranger Things? I only ask because this shot of your feet, is A LOT like the shot when Max is in the counselor's office during S04E01.
Like tooooo similar just to be a coincidence

Anonymous 11/25/2022 (Fri) 05:00 [Preview] No.3260 del
I love how mousy her voice is when she says "you're gonna hear from me." I'm ashamed to admit that I've watched this trailer about a dozen times today.
For me, it's the McDouble, but I'll also get a McChicken. Extra pickles. Maybe even a McRib. This is a special occasion. I'll be at McDonald's watching the premier.
And I'll also have a can of baked beans. I'll be eating it, inside the McDonald's.

Anonymous 11/25/2022 (Fri) 05:26 [Preview] No.3262 del
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Filming shoes and feet are the lazy man's way to fill in a few seconds or to transition to a new scene. Everyone knows this whether you're making an indie movie antagonizing men playing dress up filmed in your bedroom in under 2 months, or a multi-million dollar blockbuster hit. I tell myself this is why the kids show iCarly has about 200 feet scenes This is just highly coincidental. I'm more amazed you remember such a specific scene from Stranger Things, I can't even remember when to shower.

Anonymous 11/25/2022 (Fri) 06:07 [Preview] No.3264 del
icarly had a lot of foot scenes because Dan Schneider had a foot fetish.

Anonymous 11/25/2022 (Fri) 06:21 [Preview] No.3265 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=Bq0H1p2zejg [Embed]

Anonymous 11/25/2022 (Fri) 09:36 [Preview] No.3268 del
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reportoftheweek goes trans

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Anonymous 11/25/2022 (Fri) 15:30 [Preview] No.3270 del

No, dumbass. She was clearly inspired by the video for Nirvana's Smells Like Teen Spirit. It was a conscious throwback to the 90's as a period of gender binaries. God, you know nothing of kino. Hnnnnnnnng, wanna sniff her shoes.

Anonymous 11/25/2022 (Fri) 16:47 [Preview] No.3271 del
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how is this the same person

Anonymous 11/25/2022 (Fri) 16:49 [Preview] No.3272 del
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>you definitely pass
lol. lmao even

Anonymous 11/25/2022 (Fri) 17:20 [Preview] No.3273 del
Being that this is a movie trailer, is it ok to share it in it's entirety?

Anonymous 11/25/2022 (Fri) 17:29 [Preview] No.3274 del

estrogen is a helluva drug

Anonymous 11/26/2022 (Sat) 04:09 [Preview] No.3289 del
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>Jones Town productions

Anonymous 11/26/2022 (Sat) 05:15 [Preview] No.3291 del
I've watched the trailer like fifteen times and I laugh like a retard every single time. I haven't looked forward to anything so much since... I was going to make a joke and say A Serbian Film, but I'm legit looking forward to this. I hope it goes viral and fucks up her life.

Anonymous 11/26/2022 (Sat) 08:35 [Preview] No.3293 del
>I hope it goes viral and fucks up her life.
There is nowhere to go but up from here. Best-case scenario, she gets famous and gets paid to make an adultswim show that gets cancelled after one season. Worst-case scenario, she gets famous and gets paid to fight Sam Hyde in a boxing ring. I'm down for either.

Come to think of it, who should Ashley fight? I'm going to suggest Reviewbrah. I'm sure some faggot here would like to suggest Rose, but I want to see a fight, not masturbate. Damn, I just had an idea. A NES Punch-Out!! clone with Ashley as Little Mac where she can fight Sam Hyde. I came up with an idea for a '90s Punch-Out!! movie starring Ralph Macchio (Daniel LaRusso in The Karate Kid) as Little Mac and Reginald VelJohnson (Carl Winslow on Family Matters, Sgt. Al Powell in Die Hard) as Doc Louis and "Captain" Lou Albano (Mario on The Super Mario Bros. Super Show!) as Referee Mario and Mike Tyson as himself. What could have been possibly the greatest video game movie ever made. It would have been Rocky for '90s kids. I just thought I'd share that because everyone I tell that idea to loves it. I've considered writing a script and storyboarding this film idea due to all the positive feedback I've gotten on it.

Anonymous 11/26/2022 (Sat) 15:01 [Preview] No.3295 del
I just realized that's the Pillsbury Doughboy soap dispenser, not the squeeze toy. What's with Ashley's home decor? I can't tell if she lives with an old woman or if she is the old woman? Does Ashley have nerd neck? Maybe she is an old woman?

Anonymous 11/26/2022 (Sat) 17:21 [Preview] No.3297 del
>niche internet micro celebrity fight club

That's a good question. If we're doing fantasy league stuff, then Ashley v. Eliot Page would be ideal. But if we're sticking to plausible match-ups, Reviewbrah doesn't deserve that kind of beating. I'm trying to think of a tranny other than Contrapoints. She could go against Anna Khachiyan with Alex Jones as ref. He needs the money.

Anonymous 11/26/2022 (Sat) 20:18 [Preview] No.3299 del
Ashley is so good that sometimes I'm aftaid that she'll get too big and successful and I'll lose the illusion of ownership I feel over being her fan. Then I remember that this is a woman who never posts on social media and I can relax again.

Anonymous 11/26/2022 (Sat) 21:21 [Preview] No.3300 del

Wow, good job articulating our shared anxiety.

Anonymous 11/27/2022 (Sun) 01:49 [Preview] No.3301 del
Elliot Page is already in a fight with herself. I'd still rather see Ashley go up against Reviewbrah. I don't even know who Anna Khachiyan is? I just looked her up. She just seems like another grifter thot? We're here to see a fight. Not so you can masturbate. Alex Jones' money will just go to greedy merchants. If you really want to give more money to Israel, then support the true Israel. Make Brother Nathanael the referee. He would actually do some good with your shekels.

Anonymous 11/27/2022 (Sun) 02:10 [Preview] No.3302 del
Shes like the crazy cat lady from The Simpsons, but a cute 4'11" version

...and instead of cats its dildos and beanie babies

Anonymous 11/27/2022 (Sun) 13:41 [Preview] No.3304 del
She's 23, she is the old woman

Anonymous 11/27/2022 (Sun) 13:57 [Preview] No.3305 del
I just thought of a comment that would've been funny back when someone first noticed the air tanks in the background of her photo that presumably were for her soda-making.

Ashton Sugar. Get it?

Boy, that would've been funny if I had thought of it at the time.

Anonymous 11/27/2022 (Sun) 16:19 [Preview] No.3306 del
I think ash lives with her gf / female housemate like anon suggested >>1869. I think she has helped her with this movie as well. Her being a dyke also supports the theory. You can even hear her sneeze in her Q&A video at the 29:34 mark https://videos.icum.to/w/jBPocH2A7EdMm1D9CrRRC4?start=29m33s
She tried to edit it out but you can still hear it. I dont think she could make this kind of content if she was living with an old lady.

Anonymous 11/27/2022 (Sun) 17:39 [Preview] No.3307 del
this theory seems the most plausible to me. no way she's married at 23. she basically admitted it in the livestream
definitely a female sneeze

Anonymous 11/27/2022 (Sun) 19:42 [Preview] No.3308 del
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December 3rd, double feature

First stream Pulp Fiction, at 8 UTC (3am EST, 7pm AEDT)
The well known Tarantino flick.

Second stream TikTok Tranny, at 21 UTC (4pm EST)
See OP.

Edited last time by Shiban on 11/27/2022 (Sun) 19:45.

Anonymous 11/27/2022 (Sun) 22:12 [Preview] No.3309 del
So it's Ashley who is shacking up with hot babes. Somehow, I always knew. All you faggots giving me shit for shacking up with hot babes and I've never even had the privilege. I had a dyke move in with me because we worked together and my roommate felt sorry for her sleeping in her car behind the dumpster at work and all she did was get drunk and piss on my floor because I wouldn't sleep with her. Ashley isn't a dyke. She's a lipstick lesbian and they are always bi because their dyke gfs get jealous and domestically abuse them when they flirt with guys. All the qt girls I'm friends with are bi. I don't have a problem with it like smol peepee tradwifers. I'll be Ashley's beard and she can have as many gfs as she wants. The more the merrier, I say. For me, it's Ashley, though.
I read "My Almost Lesbian Encounter" daily like Psalms and Proverbs. Why that nicer middle aged blonde woman didn't totally lez out with Ashley is beyond me. I'm curious to know what Ashley's old teacher looks like. The Japanese chicks dressed up in the school girl uniforms scissoring sounds hot. I think girls are sexier when they haven't removed every article of clothing. I like aprons, crop tops and socks. Imagining Ashley's housemate as her mommy gf is messing me up. I only have three days of nofap left I don't think I'm going to make it.

Anonymous 11/27/2022 (Sun) 23:24 [Preview] No.3311 del
There was a girl in the chat last stream. It could have been a tranny, but I'm pretty sure it was a girl. It could have been her housemate there to support her. I thought it was odd another girl would be there considering how few anon there were and these communities generally tend to be only guys.

Anonymous 11/28/2022 (Mon) 00:44 [Preview] No.3312 del
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Ashley is a fucking genius her little retarded voice note on her website of her screaming is one of the few things that have made me chuckle in the past couple of months. God bless her heart.

Anonymous 11/28/2022 (Mon) 01:06 [Preview] No.3313 del
I thought it was cute, too. I didn't even notice she had changed it until someone posted it in the Discord server. She is best girl.

Anonymous 11/28/2022 (Mon) 01:11 [Preview] No.3314 del
>Pulp Fiction
Heh, this movie was discussed a few times back in the day. I've seen it enough but I'll be there for Ashley, though. Not interested in seeing Ving Rhames get butt fucked again.

Anonymous 11/28/2022 (Mon) 01:22 [Preview] No.3315 del
I had fun in the chat last time but sorry I can't make this. I'll be on a bit early for Ashley's though. Maybe we can watch more wife murdering stealth camping guy.

Anonymous 11/28/2022 (Mon) 01:31 [Preview] No.3316 del
Ashley should have a slumber party livestream.
>wife murdering stealth camping guy.

Anonymous 11/28/2022 (Mon) 01:58 [Preview] No.3317 del
this show we were watching last time where a guy vaxxmaxxed his wife and cashed in on the life insurance to go gay camping with the old man he lives next door to.

Anonymous 11/28/2022 (Mon) 02:29 [Preview] No.3318 del
My old oneitis once told me that the reason her aunt was still single is because she came home to her husband ass fucking the old guy from next door on their kitchen table. She had no idea either of them were gay. I didn't believe it but her dad said it was true. You think you know somebody.

Just recently, a friend of mine left her bf of the past few years because he kept cheating on her. She would forgive him every time because he would say he'd never do it again and swear she was the only one for him. She left him last time to go stay back with her family and he begged her to come back. He already had someone on the side and she caught him cheating once again with that girl even after they had agreed to get back together to try one more time. He told her it was only one last time with that girl and said he only did it for her. She finally left him for good before she even had her shit unpacked from the car. Girls are stupid. I send them on their way at the first sign of a red flag.

Do you mean you watched it in endcorner? Do you all watch things there all the time?

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Anonymous 11/28/2022 (Mon) 03:24 [Preview] No.3320 del
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Is this you Nelson Mandela?
Is this me?


Anonymous 11/28/2022 (Mon) 03:26 [Preview] No.3321 del
Chat?? Discord??
You guys kind of give me brain cancer to be honest.

Anonymous 11/28/2022 (Mon) 03:34 [Preview] No.3322 del
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>Do you mean you watched it in endcorner? Do you all watch things there all the time?
I just went because ash was there but the bantz were pretty good. Last one was kind of short notice. We should have a pretty good turn out this time. I'm getting some cheese sticks for the occasion. Not sure what else to get. Everyone should show up an hour early or so to pregame it. And spread the word! Let's whoop it up!
the chat on the stream

Anonymous 11/28/2022 (Mon) 04:00 [Preview] No.3323 del
You mean to tell me she has been watching movies there even after her Art with Chester: How to Draw video premiere? No wonder it's been dead in here lately.

Anonymous 11/28/2022 (Mon) 04:17 [Preview] No.3324 del
In the new Ashley Jones server on Discord.

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Anonymous 11/28/2022 (Mon) 04:29 [Preview] No.3326 del
For some reason I doubt "realgirl123" was actually a girl

Anonymous 11/28/2022 (Mon) 04:31 [Preview] No.3327 del
I'm not sure if she has been or not. I think it's just genuinely dead in here.

Anonymous 11/28/2022 (Mon) 04:36 [Preview] No.3328 del
Say it to my face and not my asshole.

Anonymous 11/28/2022 (Mon) 04:48 [Preview] No.3329 del
Watching the convicted murderous gay camping guy was hilarious, then I felt bad that the host thought we genuinely disliked the videos when we relentlessly mocked the "mean vaccine killing machine". It's like the old Mystery Science Theater 3000

Anonymous 11/28/2022 (Mon) 04:55 [Preview] No.3330 del
Ashley's movie poster makes me want Neapolitan ice cream. The transgender flag always makes me want Neapolitan ice cream. This is clearly a psyop by glomohomo. My favorite ice cream is Moose Tracks. I like Chunky Monkey and Black Cherry Chocolate Chip too. I wonder what Ashley's favorite ice cream is? I know Ashley says she's not a grifter but I'd totally by one of her movie posters and frame it.

Anonymous 11/28/2022 (Mon) 06:21 [Preview] No.3331 del
Oh yeah we were just goofin. I had a really good time and don't dislike the videos at all.

Anonymous 11/28/2022 (Mon) 06:37 [Preview] No.3332 del
I liked when Joel hosted MST 3000 the guy after him wasn't as good.

Anonymous 11/28/2022 (Mon) 06:44 [Preview] No.3333 del
Yeah when Joel left it just didn't feel right. I don't like Mike I guess

Anonymous 11/28/2022 (Mon) 06:52 [Preview] No.3334 del
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Who is this guy? Maybe he's fine, but he looks insufferable. Joel held a special charm while being an average guy. His personality didn't overshadow or completely stand out from the rest of the characters. I have a feeling this guy may be a different story, but maybe it's because we don't like change.

Anonymous 11/28/2022 (Mon) 07:26 [Preview] No.3335 del
Yeah don’t watch the new stuff. Jokes are cringe and there’s leftoid shit inserted in.

Anonymous 11/28/2022 (Mon) 08:03 [Preview] No.3336 del
What a shame, but that's to be expected with any show being produced these days. If you want to get away from the politics in every TV show, you have to think two steps ahead. I only watch Barney the Dinosaur, Thomas the Tank Engine, and Teletubbies.

Anonymous 11/28/2022 (Mon) 08:11 [Preview] No.3337 del
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God I can't wait for this.

Anonymous 11/28/2022 (Mon) 08:17 [Preview] No.3338 del
My old oneitis was obsessed with MST3K before it was cool with newfags. It's one of the reasons I liked her. She thought the comments I made while watching were even funnier than theirs a lot of the time. I remember getting her earrings of Crow and Tom from Etsy for Christmas that year. My heart sank when she told me she didn't like them. They were handmade and she didn't like the slight imperfections. They weren't that bad really and were hardly even noticeable. No different than most figurines that size. We were already dating, as far as I knew, but I didn't get them to simply impress her because I liked her. My friends decided to do a Secret Santa that year so I went out of my way to get everyone a gift since I was the odd man out. I wanted to do something special. Not like the crap regifts coworkers give you when they force Secret Santa on everyone at work. I spared no expense. I wanted to get thoughtful gifts. I got
my other female friend a Swinub plush because I remembered overhearing it was her favorite Pokemon. The one I got her had the wrong tag on it. The tag said Wooper which was her other favorite Pokemon. I wasn't even aware of that. She absolutely loved it and it quickly became one of her favorite things. I wasn't attracted to this girl, though. She was already dating a friend anyway. I was perplexed by the difference in the responses to their gifts. I really miss watching MST3K with her, though. I no longer have any interest in it mostly because it's tied to these bad memories. We used to play survival horror games together. I would play the game and she would only be interested in the story. I no longer play these games now because I want to share the experience with someone. We were going to go to Dragon Con and Halloween Horror Nights at Universal Studios for Silent Hill. She went with someone else. It kind of hurt seeing those Facebook photos. I didn't use my account for years after that and would eventually lose access to it.

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Anonymous 11/28/2022 (Mon) 09:09 [Preview] No.3342 del
...na na na, na na na na, hey hey, goodbye!

Anonymous 11/28/2022 (Mon) 09:09 [Preview] No.3343 del
>I absolutely must have the last word

Anonymous 11/28/2022 (Mon) 09:54 [Preview] No.3344 del
"Like Ovid: I'll have no last words." ~Solmaz Sharif, [Persian Letters]

Anonymous 11/28/2022 (Mon) 10:32 [Preview] No.3345 del
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you just can't help yourself can you? lmao

Anonymous 11/28/2022 (Mon) 10:51 [Preview] No.3346 del
Is the makeshift guestbook page that's being held on an obituary page no more? It says some posts may be pending. This only means one thing. A new Ashley Jones must die so we can have a new guest book

Anonymous 11/28/2022 (Mon) 12:17 [Preview] No.3349 del
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In this scene at 46secs. She is wearing a John Cena t-shirt
John Cena's catchphrase is "You cant see me"
Her character is having what she thinks is a private moment, unaware she is being filmed. However despite that, and her John Cena tshirt, we the audience, can in fact see her!

Anonymous 11/28/2022 (Mon) 13:00 [Preview] No.3351 del
You just can't come up with anything original to say, can you? Are you a woman? Is that why you're being rhetorical? How can I be so stupid? You learned that from your mommy, didn't you? You're a momma's boy. That's why you've never baked a frozen pizza before. You want a mommy gf to dom you, don't you? I knew you were a masochist. You probably beat off to this. It's funny you think I'm obsessed with you. You say you dislike me because I'm a narcissist and sociopath but if I was Donald Trump, you'd be sucking my dick. I can't be your replacement father figure but I can fuck your mom for you.

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Anonymous 11/28/2022 (Mon) 13:54 [Preview] No.3353 del
Dang. Ash actually likes pro-wrestling. Wearing a child’s Walmart shirt. This woman never fails to subvert expectations. Her tits and hunch look great there though. Maybe she is just going blue collar chic with the casual high-viz-T.

Anonymous 11/28/2022 (Mon) 14:03 [Preview] No.3354 del
>Her tits and hunch
I'm laughing uncontrollably. like her hunchback is such a regular, normalized topic of discussion that you can shorten it to just "hunch". Now I'm imagining living in a world where women's hunches are objects of sexual attraction.
>dang bro that girl had a nice ass
>yea but did u see her hunch though? so fuckin round bro omg

Anonymous 11/28/2022 (Mon) 14:35 [Preview] No.3355 del
Cool story bro. Have you actually read any of your posts in your server? I'm so triggered. That's why I'm having a psychotic breakdown. You and you're little friend are losing your minds in that little server of yours. We had a good laugh reading all this by the way. It's like you're doing everything to me you claim I'm doing to you. Was trying to make peace but now I finally see how far you're gone.

Anonymous 11/28/2022 (Mon) 14:39 [Preview] No.3356 del
Try saying that to my face IRL if you can afford the bus ticket. Oh wait, you don't have my dox. I have yours. And even if you did have my dox you're too big of a pussy to post it anyway.

Anonymous 11/28/2022 (Mon) 14:44 [Preview] No.3358 del
This wasn't even me, my account was hacked.

Anonymous 11/28/2022 (Mon) 14:46 [Preview] No.3359 del
You know where I live. I used to wrangle blacks for a paycheck. You wouldn't be the first tallfag I've put in a choke hold.

Anonymous 11/28/2022 (Mon) 14:47 [Preview] No.3360 del
Can we go one thread without namefag drama? Let's go back to dreaming about rubbing baby oil on ash's hunch

Anonymous 11/28/2022 (Mon) 14:57 [Preview] No.3361 del
come at me bro, let's fight IRL! Tell me how you fight? what's your fighting style? Flying Squirrel Stance? Are you gonna throw bags of cat food at me? I'm ready to fight you man on man if you have the guts, kiddo.

Anonymous 11/28/2022 (Mon) 15:38 [Preview] No.3362 del
I kinda agree with the views in the last 2 screenshots. A lot has changed, although from what Ive heard she was always kinda like this except now she has no problem with showing it on the video. Where does this guy stream btw? I dont want to join a discord server to find out myself.

Anonymous 11/28/2022 (Mon) 15:39 [Preview] No.3363 del
I've been up all night. I'm going to sleep. You can come beat on me all you want, but when I get up, you better be gone.

Anonymous 11/28/2022 (Mon) 15:46 [Preview] No.3364 del
I have no problem with her being lewd. It's funny it bothers you all so much.

Anonymous 11/28/2022 (Mon) 17:32 [Preview] No.3365 del
I have 0 problems with any of Ashley's content. What I do have a problem with is not being able to discuss her content here without the discord faggots dragging their shit into every thread. We've been over this ad nauseam. Ashley told them directly to stop multiple times. They're just cringe and embarrassing. It's exhausting.

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I got a hunch too. Mine is worse than Ash's though. It's awful and VERY noticable. I saw a survellience cam video of me walking and I'm like "WTF!?" It's bad.

Anonymous 11/29/2022 (Tue) 09:21 [Preview] No.3367 del
It's not "discord faggots". It's a newfag. He mad that ash don't like him and he blames dapper Dan.

Anonymous 11/29/2022 (Tue) 09:38 [Preview] No.3368 del
Discord faggot

Anonymous 11/29/2022 (Tue) 09:41 [Preview] No.3369 del
Everyone has a bit of a hunch, if you watch videos of people from the side you can see that we naturally have a slight hump. Sometimes it shows more if you're lazy with your posture, just remind yourself to straighten up here and there and it shouldn't be a permanent problem. Sitting up straight for hours hurts, I don't fully believe that "straight back good" is a settled science.

Anonymous 11/29/2022 (Tue) 10:14 [Preview] No.3370 del
what server are these from?

Anonymous 11/29/2022 (Tue) 12:25 [Preview] No.3373 del
the gay one

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Anonymous 11/29/2022 (Tue) 13:11 [Preview] No.3375 del
This is a clear violation of rule #1, this is a tranny. Only trannies use discord.

Anonymous 11/29/2022 (Tue) 13:55 [Preview] No.3376 del
oh sorry bro I'm not a faggot so I don't use discord. good luck finding other LGBTQ friends though!

Anonymous 11/29/2022 (Tue) 14:43 [Preview] No.3378 del
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Anonymous 11/29/2022 (Tue) 14:56 [Preview] No.3379 del
criminally underrated

Anonymous 11/29/2022 (Tue) 19:26 [Preview] No.3382 del
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My butthole when I order the green curry with the 10/10 spicy level at a cheap thai restaurant

Anonymous 11/29/2022 (Tue) 20:40 [Preview] No.3384 del
3/4 of the users on this board are from Discord. You all seem like hypocrite faggots that are just going along with something because Ashley said so. Let me guess, you're a vegetarian now too, am I right?

Anonymous 11/29/2022 (Tue) 20:46 [Preview] No.3385 del
It's from Pivot's safe space server where he goes to rant about Ashley and LB.

No invite. I was sent these.

Anonymous 11/29/2022 (Tue) 21:21 [Preview] No.3386 del
What's this new type of cope?
>you can't criticize this shitty spyware. y-you actually do use it!11!
Not all of us are trannies, anon. Go back to talking about hating the jews while using their spyware

Anonymous 11/29/2022 (Tue) 21:36 [Preview] No.3387 del
Incorrect. I went to your dead server and there are only 3 people that seem active and one of them is a rosefag. Assuming that there are approx 8-16 users that post here and it only seems to be you two arguing with maybe a third taking a side, I would say you're pretty outnumbered on this. No one has cared to ask or join in this shit and the board owner (and namesake) has specifically told you directly to stop. That in itself reeks of mental illness.
There was also a channel with actual tranny porn in your server so it's not just hyperbole or just going along with what Ash said because she said it. The server is literally gay and everyone here seems annoyed when you start dragging your drama into threads. You block each other on discord and then come argue here. Why not just unblock each other and have your sissy slap fight there? Or maybe go back to your tranny containment board and argue there?

Anonymous 11/29/2022 (Tue) 21:43 [Preview] No.3388 del
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My butthole while pooping out spicy curry

Anonymous 11/29/2022 (Tue) 22:02 [Preview] No.3389 del
My server? Whatever you say, fag. I don't have a server. You do realize that not everyone her is from whatever server you're talking about, right? There are five anon in the server I go to that post here. Add them to the Ashley server and Rose server anon, which I already know post here. Most of the posters here are from Discord. I rest my case, retard. The board owner hasn't asked me anything. Go suck one, simperella.

Anonymous 11/29/2022 (Tue) 22:17 [Preview] No.3390 del
You're more invested in this than than we are. No one cares about your posts of you constantly complaining about shit either. You seem like some autistic fuck who gets mad at the weather.

Anonymous 11/29/2022 (Tue) 22:21 [Preview] No.3391 del
Tell me anon, are there trannies in the room with us now?

>Hurr durr, everyone on Discord is a faggot but not me. I'm a faggot on /ashleyj/.

Anonymous 11/29/2022 (Tue) 22:34 [Preview] No.3392 del
This samefagging episode is brought to you by NordVPN. Use promocode TrannyAutist at checkout for 10% off a year subscription.

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Anonymous 11/29/2022 (Tue) 22:49 [Preview] No.3394 del
>Hurr durr, everyone I disagree with online is a samefag.

There are only two anon here that could even actually know who is samefagging. Stop projecting, faggot.

Anonymous 11/29/2022 (Tue) 22:57 [Preview] No.3395 del
Ashley, I've been diagnosed with stage 0 cancer. I might be dead by December 2nd. My wish is to watch an early screening of your film with you naked.

Anonymous 11/29/2022 (Tue) 23:06 [Preview] No.3396 del
Anybody has copies of the ashlilyjones tiktok vids? I cant find them on tiktok anymore :(

Anonymous 11/29/2022 (Tue) 23:06 [Preview] No.3397 del
Tech illiterate anon here

How do I use discord in a safe way?
>inb4 spyware

Anonymous 11/29/2022 (Tue) 23:16 [Preview] No.3398 del
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I'd just like to interject for a moment and point out that NOBODY actually "has" a discord "server". What you have is an account with a centralized service that allows you to create a chat room on THEIR servers (not yours). This is actually really fucking critical information to process. I recommend all of you faggots who use discord to stop and consider it for a moment - you "have a discord server" as much as you "have a facebook server" or a "twitter server". In other words, you DON'T.
And don't give me some bullshit about "oh a server is just what it's called anon, it doesn't really matter." It does matter because it's disingenuous at best and a purposeful lie at worst. When someone says they "have an IRC server" it's because they're actually running IRC on a server that they control. Back in the day before discord, you could "have" a ventrilo, mumble, or teamspeak server... because people BOUGHT A SERVER AND SET IT UP. It's wildly fucking different and it agitates me to no end to see these fucking dumbass normies and zoomers saying "hurr durr join my discord server."
It's so fucking tiresome how dumb the average internet user is these days.

In short, ashley and some of the non-retard anons here are right, discord is FUCKING GAY. But go suck each other off you tranny fucks. Go right ahead. I'm mad.

Anonymous 11/29/2022 (Tue) 23:17 [Preview] No.3399 del
>How do I use discord in a safe way?
make sure he wears a condom and you let a friend know where you're staying the night with him

Anonymous 11/29/2022 (Tue) 23:29 [Preview] No.3400 del
Never had a problem with spicy curry. Only food with ghost peppers in it. The ghost pepper nuggets and ghost pepper Whopper from Burger King aren't even an issue for me and you see faggots online whining about how hot it is. I got a ghost pepper burger from a local restaurant back in 2013 and it fucked my gut up pretty bad. It was no more hotter than anything else I've ever eaten but it gave me the worst indigestion and fireass I've ever had. Even my burps hurt and the burn would go up into my nose from the back of my throat. It felt like I had a sore throat. I could feel it burning through my colon. Thai food isn't spicy to me, though. I make asian curry and tikka masala all the time and I like them spicy. Mild curry just tastes bland as fuck unless it has a umami taste.

You all seem like faggots tbh. Ashley knows how to contact me and she hasn't told me she has a problem with me at all. I think you all just need to ignore me if I bother you so much. If my posts bother you, then hide them. Ashley has posted to the board several times now she doesn't have an issue with me or my posts and she even recently sent me a response email telling me so. If you don't want drama, then ignore me and quit replying to my posts you recognize here to start drama. It's that easy, baby bois. I don't understand why you faggots are so obsessed with me? I don't think about any of you at all. I'm only for Ashley. I think that's why you all have such a hard on for me.

Anonymous 11/29/2022 (Tue) 23:30 [Preview] No.3401 del
Based non-retard discord-trannyfag disliker here, this anon is correct. That said, I think some of these specc bois are getting the wrong idea. We don't give a shit that you're on discord. Go rub a prolapsed anus all over your face. I don't care. Just don't drag your discord related bullshlock into the threads here. This has been addressed several times over the last month and it's not a big ask. A lot of you are OGs and are probably even ok guys when you take your meds. You're welcome here. Just please save the drama for yo mama.

Anonymous 11/29/2022 (Tue) 23:48 [Preview] No.3403 del
You seem like a party pooper. I use Discord because that's what everyone else uses and it has fun features not offered by any other platform. I don't care if some faggot out in California knows I shitpost in Sheep Village. I don't care about your semantics.

>Hurr durr, it's not really a server. It's secretly owned by the chinks. You're a commie faggot.

I use IRC too. Discord is more fun. You sound like my mom who bitches and complains about the self check out at Walmart getting rid of jobs and refuses to use it but she still shops at Walmart. To me, you just seem like a hipster who thinks they are better than everyone else because of your niche music genre you don't even really enjoy that no one else gives a shit about. Let the kids have their fun. There is no point protesting these things because they will lose favor with new kids and ultimately destroy themselves trying to remain relevant. I don't concern myself with things I don't have control over. Empires rise and fall. I'm well aware of the corruption in tech. I'm still going to enjoy the bread and circuses.

Anonymous 11/29/2022 (Tue) 23:52 [Preview] No.3404 del
>big ask
You're the same anon from the other thread. Did Ashley make you a moderator or something? I doubt it. You're just a white knight trying to gain favor. Why do you care so much?

Anonymous 11/29/2022 (Tue) 23:53 [Preview] No.3405 del
Yeah, because all the text walls are mine. Go suck one, faggot.

Anonymous 11/30/2022 (Wed) 00:04 [Preview] No.3406 del
LB has them but won't share. Wait for her movie, faggot.

Anonymous 11/30/2022 (Wed) 00:05 [Preview] No.3407 del
Because this place is like a sauna to me. I come here to relax and have fun and it reminds me of the old days when the world wasn't as much of a shitty place as it is now. I don't like coming here and seeing you guys fighting and it can ruin the vibe. If you've been around for a while odds are we're probably friends to some extent on some platform. We are all here for the same reason. We should be united in that.

Anonymous Board owner 11/30/2022 (Wed) 00:42 [Preview] No.3408 del
To be clear, Discord drama and supporting Discord is only for trannies. I have 0 interest in it, which is why I tried to advocate for using the board anonymously, to stop getting play-by-play Discord drama emails every day. Nobody here cares about it, so please stop.

You may also want to seriously consider the suggestions from other posters about starting a blog. There's only enough room here for one autistic textwall writer, and I've stopped doing it because I suspect nobody reads textwalls anymore, since they've become extremely common and talk about "my oneitis cheated in a dennys parking lot with my best friend and his dad's dad, let me tell you something about grandpas BLAH BLAH BLAH" IF I WANTED DRAMA I WOULD GO TALK TO MY WHORE GIRLFRIEND LET ME TELL YOU INCELS HAVE GOT IT RIGHT I FUCKING HATE WOMEN THIS CUNT MAKES ME WANNA GO BACK TO DICK

Anonymous 11/30/2022 (Wed) 00:53 [Preview] No.3409 del
I hope Seabee and I aren't the only ones from here at the premiere again. It's not "you guys". It's just another newfag experiencing a crush. Read their posts in pic related >>3357 I have a hunch that dramafag is going to try and shit up the chat in endcorner on the day of the premiere. Not everyone is here for Ashley. They are here for purely selfish reasons. The /ashleyj/ BO refuses to help her. The YouTube archive owner refuses to help her. The Discord server owner refuses to help her. They do it simply to spite her. The discord faggots didn't want me helping her. They don't even won't me posting on the board which is where all the drama here stems from. They reported her to endchan and even tried to get this board removed which is why they refused to initially post on it for weeks. If that one faggot would quit being autistic. There would be no drama here. He's just too stupid to realize his rosebuds are instigating everything. They even asked to have me banned from other discord servers simply to spite me because of Ashley. Then they posted my doxx. I actually felt sorry for the guy because I thought he was a kid but since we learned he's an adult man. We can't stop laughing at how ridiculous his behavior is. Laughing_Boy is just an online persona. This nigga being real. I'm hoping things will calm down because I will totally show up to his apartment Frank Hassle style and record everything if I absolutely have to. Still upset these faggots have my address and haven't sent me anything or came to visit yet.

Anonymous 11/30/2022 (Wed) 00:54 [Preview] No.3410 del
Tell Pivot to stop. I didn't start any drama. He's attacked my posts in almost every thread regardless if I was anonymous.

Anonymous 11/30/2022 (Wed) 00:55 [Preview] No.3411 del
So you're coming clean? I knew it was you.

Anonymous 11/30/2022 (Wed) 00:58 [Preview] No.3412 del
Are you going to remove my doxx?

Anonymous 11/30/2022 (Wed) 01:09 [Preview] No.3413 del
Well, since YOU asked me nicely. I'll stop. Just don't be mad at me. I'm not going to try and shit on you like everyone else has.

Anonymous 11/30/2022 (Wed) 01:11 [Preview] No.3414 del
Meant for >>3408
Sorry if I annoyed you but you could have told me so instead of telling me the opposite.

Anonymous 11/30/2022 (Wed) 01:21 [Preview] No.3415 del
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My butthole when someone tries to enter it

Anonymous 11/30/2022 (Wed) 01:22 [Preview] No.3416 del
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But then they penny (penetrate) and make me cum

Anonymous 11/30/2022 (Wed) 01:26 [Preview] No.3417 del
No one cares. The only people you might have to worry about having your dox (you don’t it’s all theatrics) already has it.
I’m not you or Seabee and I was there providing top tier bantz

Anonymous 11/30/2022 (Wed) 01:28 [Preview] No.3418 del
when ashley says no to me the first time
when ashley says no to me the second time

Anonymous 11/30/2022 (Wed) 01:29 [Preview] No.3419 del
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The black guy who raped my virgin butthole zipping up before he flees the scene

Anonymous 11/30/2022 (Wed) 01:31 [Preview] No.3420 del
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Me crying, cum filled, hoping a man can't get preigigignart from unprotected asshole anus sex (homosexual)

Anonymous 11/30/2022 (Wed) 01:34 [Preview] No.3421 del
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Me showing my sexy (no cap no cap frfr) therapist where he (the scary black man) touched me on the doll (when i cummeded)

Anonymous 11/30/2022 (Wed) 01:37 [Preview] No.3422 del
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Anonymous 11/30/2022 (Wed) 01:37 [Preview] No.3423 del
>tfw your waifu is mad you shit up her board but has no problem with you raping her

Anonymous 11/30/2022 (Wed) 01:37 [Preview] No.3424 del

Anonymous 11/30/2022 (Wed) 01:44 [Preview] No.3425 del
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Me (the cum) slowly oozing out of your asshole approaching your baganya hoping I don't get eaten by your egg and brought into this miserable world of buttfucking

Anonymous 11/30/2022 (Wed) 01:45 [Preview] No.3426 del
ashley, what snacks will you be eating during the movie? I want to get the same thing so that I can pretend we are together

Anonymous 11/30/2022 (Wed) 01:45 [Preview] No.3427 del
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my therapist
>ohhhh. sorry, time's up. here's a tissue for your cummy anus

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Anonymous 11/30/2022 (Wed) 01:48 [Preview] No.3429 del
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>tfw your future wife will no longer let you bully a 28 year manchild
I'm not upset. The vaxx will kick in in two weeks. Ashley and I will be the only two anon left still posting here.

Anonymous 11/30/2022 (Wed) 01:48 [Preview] No.3430 del
Im going for the FULL Ashley Jones experience and will be snacking on a small Arbys sandwich dipped in pubic hair that Ive collected from various restorooms across the nation

Anonymous 11/30/2022 (Wed) 01:49 [Preview] No.3431 del
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>tfw your future wife will no longer let you bully a 28 year manchild
I'm not upset. The vaxx will kick in in two weeks. Ashley and I will be the only two anon left still posting here.

Anonymous 11/30/2022 (Wed) 01:51 [Preview] No.3432 del
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This niggas hairline looks like a default avatar, a puzzle piece, a soccer field, or the imprint of a man sitting with his balls out

Anonymous 11/30/2022 (Wed) 01:53 [Preview] No.3433 del
Why did endchan post my post twice? I must be a double nigger.

Anonymous 11/30/2022 (Wed) 01:53 [Preview] No.3434 del
hey ashley, did you ever get that movie review you wanted?

Anonymous 11/30/2022 (Wed) 01:57 [Preview] No.3435 del
No, she never did it, but that could be because Sex Pot doesn't have Chinese subtitles.

Anonymous 11/30/2022 (Wed) 02:01 [Preview] No.3436 del

Anonymous 11/30/2022 (Wed) 02:04 [Preview] No.3437 del
Man remember when every movie ever that came out in "3D" That shit was such a scam. Not even real 3d like that movie about blue alien water ppl
I used to laugh irl whenever I saw suckers dish out the extra 1$ so they can "Experience" all 3 of the scenes that were in "3D".

Anonymous 11/30/2022 (Wed) 02:05 [Preview] No.3438 del
if you want the true full experience you'll also need to swing by taco bell for a few diablo sauce packets to slather the whole thing in

Anonymous 11/30/2022 (Wed) 02:18 [Preview] No.3439 del
The 3D was unwatchable. You were supposed to see the titties in this move in 3-DDD, so it felt like you were getting titties in real life. The movie was made in 2009, the same year Avatar came out, which was probably the inspiration behind making this movie in 3-DDD. How about the 3DS? You had to hold the DS just right to sort of get the 3D effect, but it felt like playing cross eyed. Maybe the Japanese don't have to squint to get the effect just right, but it was awful for those of us with normal people eyes.

Anonymous 11/30/2022 (Wed) 02:29 [Preview] No.3440 del
I still have my 3DS and sometimes put the 3D on for a lark, but I always turn it off after a few minutes. It was a pretty dumb gimmick.

Anonymous 11/30/2022 (Wed) 02:31 [Preview] No.3441 del
>purchased the Uncut version

Cut fags BTFO'd, how will they ever recover!!

Anonymous 11/30/2022 (Wed) 03:03 [Preview] No.3442 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=yRPMetvTAYw [Embed]

Anonymous 11/30/2022 (Wed) 04:14 [Preview] No.3443 del
So you're going to tell us about your whore gf, right? Is she cute like you? Want me to come fuck her for you? You can come back to my dick. It's the only dick you and your gf would ever need.

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Anonymous 11/30/2022 (Wed) 04:45 [Preview] No.3445 del
>talking to women
Ah yes, the original sin

Anonymous 11/30/2022 (Wed) 06:02 [Preview] No.3446 del
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Yeah, girls are stupid. They can't do anything right. Even talk to girls. It's me. The one that shall not be named. I'd namefag but since my name strikes so much fear in you faggots, I've been told to cool it with the domestic terrorism. I'll do what the lady asks. Thank you for my second ban, mommy. For every ban, I deduct $20 from your pizza gift card and donate it back to my pocket. You should let me talk to your whoer girlfriend. You wouldn't have any trouble with her then. I know what the ladies like. Scented candles. I don't know anything about involuntary celibacy. I only know about involuntary manslaughter. Sorry pal, but you were just in the way and I wanted to have it my way at Burger King. G*ddamn I miss the Whopperito. Best thing I've ever eaten that made my poop smell the way Panda Express makes your poop smell. Why is that? Why does Chinese food make your poop smell extra stanky? It smells like someone just sous vide a turd. Whenever I poop after eating Chinese food. I have to shit in a Porta Potty strapped to the back of a flatbed going down the highway with my face hanging out the door like a dog. It's all my mom's fault to. I wouldn't even eat this shit if she didn't get me addicted to it after church every Sunday as a child. Welp, that's it I suppose. Gonna go slurp down a box of Go-gurts and think about Ashley. It keeps me regular.

Anonymous 11/30/2022 (Wed) 07:07 [Preview] No.3447 del
People actually donate to this online hunchback?

This is so sad but I wonder how much she's getting from you faggots

Anonymous 11/30/2022 (Wed) 07:25 [Preview] No.3448 del
I haven't sent her anything yet. I was but now she says she don't care to read my sadposts. Damn, I just completed my frozen food grocery list and was going to post my textwall about the Kybalion. I made her a hand turkey and colored her a picture as well. I don't even care to post them now. She really hurt me bad. Was Googling euthanasia earlier but I didn't know how to spell it correctly and ended up just fapping to pics of hot Asian girls. I already failed nofap because of Ashley the other night anyway. Shes just too pretty. I can't handle myself around her. She'd have to give me a hand.

Anonymous 11/30/2022 (Wed) 08:10 [Preview] No.3449 del

Anonymous 11/30/2022 (Wed) 08:44 [Preview] No.3450 del
We're only donating so she can get her hunchback fixed. By we I mean nobody. That Monero wallet is awfully thin.

Anonymous 11/30/2022 (Wed) 08:59 [Preview] No.3451 del
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I'm honestly too stupid to set up and use crypto. I'd probably end up putting myself in 40 billion dollar debt or erase whatever I put in there by putting in a number wrong.

I have, however, sent Big A a food credit thing and that's why I'm her favorite

Anonymous 11/30/2022 (Wed) 09:26 [Preview] No.3452 del

Anonymous 11/30/2022 (Wed) 09:26 [Preview] No.3453 del
Good thing about Monero is you can't go in debt, you can only spend what you have (if you're not using a centralized exchange like a cuck, just go straight to the source and get a Monero wallet). No banks screwing you around over what is or isn't in your account. Actually, with Monero nobody knows how much you have, who you send it to, and who sends you Monero. It's pretty easy and worth getting into if you value the many benefits of it.

Anonymous 11/30/2022 (Wed) 10:36 [Preview] No.3454 del
Crypto is garbage. Cash is king. At least when everything goes tits up soon, I'll still be able to wipe my ass with it which is more than you Venezuelans will be able to say. Enjoy your tears of shame when you're forced to wipe your ass with your hand in a public restroom and there is a line waiting outside the stall door. All the whites are going to curl up in the fetal position in cry because they shit themselves in public. This is the real browning of America no one is talking about.

Anonymous 11/30/2022 (Wed) 11:43 [Preview] No.3455 del
What about leaves?

Anonymous 11/30/2022 (Wed) 12:09 [Preview] No.3456 del
USD is digital already, nobody uses cash anymore, and out of 2 digital currencies (USD or XMR) I am not picking the one tied with the US government and corporations.

>Inb4 pedocoin
>Inb4 drugcoin
USD has been used for infinitely more crimes, including sex trafficking.

If there is such a drastic societal collapse, all currency will not be valuable. The only valuables will be physical goods in which you can survive off of, in which point, trading physical goods to survive would be the only form of "currency". That or if you're a girl you can trade your pucci.

Anonymous 11/30/2022 (Wed) 12:31 [Preview] No.3458 del
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i cant send Monero becuase Im dyslexic and cant spell out her Monero adress

it is, what it is...

Anonymous 11/30/2022 (Wed) 19:28 [Preview] No.3462 del
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It is almost time to pay ainsley again. Unless some behind the scenes cuck is pay pigging I think she only got a few hundred between me and another anon. I will step up and send more monero because I am a functioning adult who is free to do retarded shit with his disposable income.

Anonymous 11/30/2022 (Wed) 19:58 [Preview] No.3466 del
I'd rather not have to jump through hoops when I go get my nuggs from King Soopers. Cash is the simplest solution. Cash is not dead. That's a psyop. I don't really give a shit about the US government or corporations, pedophiles and drug dealers. I have no control over those things. Women really do have no dignity. Imagine if men just traded their asshole for goods instead of actually doing shit like building civilization so you could live in your bubble with your niche fun money. I actually hope societal collapse happens. It's going to be fun watching retards panic.

Anonymous 11/30/2022 (Wed) 20:05 [Preview] No.3467 del
I'm not sending her anything. I only give money to those who need it. I'm not a paypig. I have dignity. I wish people like you were still dragged from their homes and beaten in the street.

Anonymous 11/30/2022 (Wed) 20:35 [Preview] No.3472 del
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god bless you anon. ashy is a treasure and we're lucky she came back. let's keep her feeling appreciated. I'll try and pony up a little for christmas too.
careful tough guy, you might cut yourself on all that edge. supporting small and based creators is the best way to give the finger to garbage like pic related (spoilered for everyone else's sake). I would rather be a "paypig" and support regular people who share my general worldview and values instead of some nonbinary faggot at netflix, amazon, hulu, hbo, etc. but you do you I guess

Anonymous 11/30/2022 (Wed) 20:42 [Preview] No.3473 del
Yeah I heard a lot of the same sounding rhetoric around doing the cum tribute thing. The truth is you just have a baby dick that you're embarrassed of and no money to support the creative arts you enjoy.

Anonymous 11/30/2022 (Wed) 20:50 [Preview] No.3474 del
I don't watch that tv. The fact that you refer to yourself as her paypig is disgusting.

Anonymous 11/30/2022 (Wed) 20:58 [Preview] No.3475 del
Is this your sad attempt to see my dick, faggot? You're absolutely right. I have no money to give to Ashley. That's literally what I was implying, retard. I like how defensive you faggots get when someone calls you out on your lack of manhood.

Anonymous 11/30/2022 (Wed) 21:24 [Preview] No.3479 del
You only have manhood once you lose your virginity, which I have lost many times. My grandpa took it, never gave it back. I took his too, but I was only 3 so I cant remember it that well

Anonymous 11/30/2022 (Wed) 21:24 [Preview] No.3480 del
>I don't watch that tv. The fact that you refer to yourself as her paypig is disgusting.
poor reading comprehension or just being disingenuous on purpose? and shouldn't you be busy eating more goyslop at mcdonalds and burger king?

Anonymous 11/30/2022 (Wed) 21:32 [Preview] No.3483 del
I fucking hate everything. I think I'm having textwall withdrawals. I just drank an entire bottle of Sunsweet prune juice. It tastes exactly how I imagine eating ass tastes like. Nothing like starting your day trying to off yourself. My gut feels like someone is trying to start a weed eater. This is your fault Ashley. You signed me up for those coupons. You knew I couldn't resist saving a $1.

Anonymous 11/30/2022 (Wed) 21:53 [Preview] No.3484 del
>reees hard saying faggot and retard in every sentence
>accuses everyone else of being defensive
You might of well have just said "Yes, you're absolutely right. I have a lil' baby dick and no money and I live at home with my mommy"

Anonymous 11/30/2022 (Wed) 22:11 [Preview] No.3485 del
All of you guys need to loosen up, and not by shoving ribbed dildos up your asshole. Let's get this thread back on track, the movie is only a few days away

Anonymous 11/30/2022 (Wed) 22:25 [Preview] No.3486 del
I still can't get over the idea that not only is Ashley back, she's releasing a movie. How long is it anyway? Has that been mentioned anywhere?

Anonymous 11/30/2022 (Wed) 22:42 [Preview] No.3487 del
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This is what I'm wearing to the watch party. The beanie was my wife's before she passed tragically

Anonymous 11/30/2022 (Wed) 22:43 [Preview] No.3488 del
both my money and my semen belong to Ashley, hai.

Anonymous 12/01/2022 (Thu) 02:04 [Preview] No.3491 del
If the shit hits the fan and worse case scenario just remember one thing, you can't eat monero, you can't eat cash, you can't eat gold or silver coins. MREs which are quite delicious and very nutritious have a shelf life of 5 years if not opened. If you're a pessimist MREs can be purchased on line. You might want to also purchase a few cartons of cigarettes because those addicted to cigarettes would be willing to trade just about anything of necessity for a few packs of smokes.

Not saying the shit will hit the fan but if you're of a mind set that it's a possibility then a closet full of MREs will help you rest easy.

Anonymous 12/01/2022 (Thu) 02:17 [Preview] No.3492 del
Looking forward to "seeing" all of you and Ash Saturday. Bring your own candy and popcorn, it's a lot cheaper than buying from the concession stand.

Anonymous 12/01/2022 (Thu) 02:55 [Preview] No.3494 del

Im legit looking forward to it. Feels good to have something to look forward too for once.
Ashley is the best christmas gift anyone could get, even if it comes with a bit of armpit hair!

Anonymous 12/01/2022 (Thu) 03:59 [Preview] No.3497 del
I was never much for arm pit hair on a girl myself until Ash showed her arm pit hair and I became a convert. But leg hair, naaa, I remain a purist.

Anonymous 12/01/2022 (Thu) 07:00 [Preview] No.3499 del
Obviously I'd take an unshaven cutie with a decent head on her shoulders over some fat goyslop golem with a kid or something any day. Even if it really bothered you 8 times out of 10 clothing covers armpits anyway

Anonymous 12/01/2022 (Thu) 09:44 [Preview] No.3500 del
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I don't really mind it either way. girls don't tend to get anywhere near as hairy as men even at their full potential, like girls don't get back hair, chest hair, etc. the hair also isn't as coarse. if you're in a LTR odds are you've touched a girl's legs after she hasn't shaved for a while, it's really nbd for a red blooded man.

Anonymous 12/01/2022 (Thu) 09:50 [Preview] No.3501 del
100% agree with you about gold and silver being overvalued in a SHTF scenario. People will want to trade for food, medical supplies, weapons, cigarettes as you mentioned, alcohol, lighters, matches, stuff like that. shit that's actually useful.

what do you recommend having in a bug out bag? I bet you have tips for stuff civvies wouldn't think about and I'd like to hear.

Anonymous 12/01/2022 (Thu) 16:50 [Preview] No.3502 del

Anonymous 12/02/2022 (Fri) 01:58 [Preview] No.3509 del
One man tent that is compact enough when folded to strap to backpack
Sleeping bag
Short handled axe and fixed blade knife or K Bar
Sox, wet wipes, gloves, duct tape
Fire starter kit
Combination hand held radio - flashlight equipped with hand crank to charge battery
First aid kit, nail clipper
Smokes, weed etc for barter
A few canteens filled with water, water purification tablets and a filter to filter muddy water
Weapon with ammo for self protection
A picture of The Ash to keep us cozy at night

Anonymous 12/02/2022 (Fri) 03:27 [Preview] No.3510 del
I ate the MREs and all my storable food

Anonymous 12/02/2022 (Fri) 04:06 [Preview] No.3515 del
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