/ashIeyj/ - Ashley Jones

Discuss the world's funniest female comedienne, Ashley Jones. My boyfriend is the Endchan owner. Also this board has a capital i

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Art and pictures Anonymous 09/25/2022 (Sun) 23:56 [Preview] No. 538
Can we get a fan art thread going? Artwork, filtered pics, banner ideas, AI-generated stuff, etc

Anything Ash related old or new


Anonymous 09/25/2022 (Sun) 23:58 [Preview] No.539 del
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Wow endchan is slow and janky


Anonymous 09/26/2022 (Mon) 00:01 [Preview] No.540 del
>training facial recognition
i will draw something for ash with my own 2 human hands


Anonymous 09/26/2022 (Mon) 00:01 [Preview] No.541 del
Just think, some lucky guy is gonna get yelled at by that everyday for the rest of his wretched life. I sure hope it's me.


Anonymous 09/26/2022 (Mon) 00:01 [Preview] No.542 del
>>539
true she should use a chat app like element perhaps instead


Anonymous 09/26/2022 (Mon) 00:05 [Preview] No.544 del
>>542
starting to sound kinda desperate my guy


Anonymous 09/26/2022 (Mon) 00:08 [Preview] No.545 del
>>542
I joined the element and there were only two anon there talking about meeting up to fuck?


Anonymous 09/26/2022 (Mon) 00:49 [Preview] No.551 del
>>545
there are only 3 people from the discord there because no one wanted to join because ash said she wouldnt engage, also no one talked about meeting up to fuck, you may have joined the wrong one.

https://matrix.to/#/#ashleyj:matrix.org


Anonymous 09/26/2022 (Mon) 00:53 [Preview] No.552 del
>>551
Deny it all you want. What was seen cannot be unseen.


Anonymous 09/26/2022 (Mon) 00:56 [Preview] No.553 del
>>551
I'm not interested in meeting gay men to have sex with so I'll have to pass on this one chief


Anonymous 09/26/2022 (Mon) 01:06 [Preview] No.554 del
>>551
Not doing anything that isn't Ash endorsed. Didn't think she would come back and don't want to ruin it. The only thing you should be doing off this board is sending her money to make more vids.


Anonymous 09/26/2022 (Mon) 01:09 [Preview] No.555 del
>>554
The only thing you should be doing off this board is sending her money to make more vids
agreed. I need to get monero asap


Anonymous 09/26/2022 (Mon) 01:16 [Preview] No.556 del
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if ashley does a monero-chan cosplay and does this I will ensure that she retires young


Anonymous 09/26/2022 (Mon) 01:43 [Preview] No.557 del
>>538
Wow, I didn't know Ashley was in to NSBM!


Anonymous 09/26/2022 (Mon) 01:44 [Preview] No.558 del
>>542
Agreed!


Anonymous 09/26/2022 (Mon) 01:57 [Preview] No.559 del
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>>556
It does kind of remind me of her emo long hair pics. I think she could pull it off.


Anonymous 09/26/2022 (Mon) 02:07 [Preview] No.561 del
Ashley will get her gibs, but I would pay good monero for a pp of Derrick's mom posing like pic related. Ashley has a sexy décolletage. I bet her hunchback is sexy too.


Anonymous 09/26/2022 (Mon) 02:18 [Preview] No.562 del
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>>559
Based.


Anonymous 09/26/2022 (Mon) 02:20 [Preview] No.563 del
>>557
I don't know what NSBM is? I thought she was replacing Chaim Witz in KISS.


Anonymous 09/26/2022 (Mon) 03:07 [Preview] No.571 del
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>>561
It's pretty clear that one of her conditions of returning is monetary but she's against anything onlyfansish. Although she is acting a lot more provocative than before so who knows. I'll setup a monero wallet if she actually starts putting out content regularly.


Anonymous 09/26/2022 (Mon) 04:09 [Preview] No.577 del
>>562
How about you just not support drug dealers and degenerates? You really have a problem with stopping a hitman? You're a bitch if you're not willing to kill someone yourself. That's why I support the government. I know they will kill the people I don't like for me. You're just a coward. You probably don't even have anything worth living for. Why do you care so much about not paying taxes? You probably don't pay enough taxes as it is, ya bum. Talk to me when you're in a tax bracket that actually matters. It may not be a perfect system, but it's still the best one there is and I'm sure everyone here will agree with me.


Anonymous 09/26/2022 (Mon) 15:37 [Preview] No.592 del
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>>577
I know you're being sarcastic anon


Anonymous 09/27/2022 (Tue) 00:36 [Preview] No.612 del
i dont know why but luna was very attractive to me. something about her just makes me crave cock... cant quite put my finger on it. luna fan art anyone?


Anonymous 09/27/2022 (Tue) 01:12 [Preview] No.614 del
>>612
I can't get enough of Derrick's mom but that boy just ain't right. I would totally date Andra Plats in high school. She's a good girl who pays attention in class. She's the teacher's pet so I know she can be trusted to keep our secret. Can't have her father findng out I'm 35. I don't think it would bother Mrs. Plats as much. She has become more involved in her daughter's education ever since she started my class.


Anonymous 09/27/2022 (Tue) 04:16 [Preview] No.629 del
>>571
I'm just a soul whose intentions are good. Oh Lord, please don't let me be misunderstood. She doesn't need to be an ethot to impress me because she is actually smart and talented. I can't myself in finding her so smexy. I would only support her Onlyfans if I was her only fan but the fan service is not necessary. I wouldn't be sharing anything she sent me with you cum brains. I wouldn't betray her trust like some vindictive ex and especially not to impress some faggots on the internet. It takes time to build a friendship and only an instant to ruin it. I don't value her for her ability to send nudes. That takes no skill at all. I'm just asking her to show a bit of ankle. I sure would like to get caught in a zombie infested small mid-western town with her. Who knows? Maybe it will actually happen?


Anonymous 09/27/2022 (Tue) 12:11 [Preview] No.635 del
>>592
All joking aside how is she going to make any money from the 12 cucks that stuck around? She needs to get her name out there. Also ash bring back the cute side flaps in front of the ears.


Anonymous 09/27/2022 (Tue) 13:18 [Preview] No.636 del
>>635
like ashley said... its up to us to spread her with your friends and family. i saw one of you guy shilling her on /pol/ and whoever it was did a terrible job. agreed that shaggy hair ash is best ash


Anonymous 09/27/2022 (Tue) 14:02 [Preview] No.640 del
>>635
>>636
Agreed. Shaggy hair Ash is best Ash, especially the "flaps" by the ears. For whatever reason I always found them sensual, arousing, sexy, hot, provocative and alluring and oh hell, you know what I mean.


Anonymous 09/27/2022 (Tue) 14:59 [Preview] No.641 del
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I like the Taz look, a little less shaggy and the sideburns have that little curve to it.


Anonymous 09/27/2022 (Tue) 15:02 [Preview] No.642 del
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Doesn't have to be messy. I just like the little boops that come down in front of the ears


Anonymous 09/27/2022 (Tue) 15:22 [Preview] No.643 del
>>636
does anyone have a picture of ashley with her mouth wide open? I will tattoo it on my ass so that the anus is directly where her mouth would be. when I spread my cheeks it will look like my hole is her mouth.

will this help to shill ash if I flash enough people my cute asshole mouth??


Anonymous 09/27/2022 (Tue) 15:36 [Preview] No.644 del
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>>643
Ash saw these degenerate homosexual tranny-loving shit fetishists that wouldn't even let her mod her own board and thought "yes, this is a good time to come back"


Anonymous 09/27/2022 (Tue) 15:40 [Preview] No.645 del
>>644
the glass is half full, anon. thats the best time to cum back. fight the tranny lovers off


Anonymous 09/27/2022 (Tue) 15:50 [Preview] No.646 del
>>644
who is the BO of /ashleyj/? The one with an L. The old board is a trainwreck now because of him and the fake ash spammer. Good riddance to bad rubbish I guess but he should have just given her the board.
>nooo she can't have it I have to be the owner because then maybe she'll suck my dick and be my girlfriend


Anonymous 09/27/2022 (Tue) 17:20 [Preview] No.654 del
>>646
it was partly my fault, I convinced myself that the vocaroos were fake because I wanted them to be, and I think I gave him confirmation bias.
I fear that the one spamming porn was none other than our lady the autist though unfortunately.


Anonymous 09/27/2022 (Tue) 17:23 [Preview] No.655 del
>>635
Seabee said he was going to pay for everything.


Anonymous 09/27/2022 (Tue) 17:48 [Preview] No.659 del
Not sure who the board owner is. Definitely a faggot. By 2017 or so when it had become apparent she was not coming back I stopped even checking the old 8ch board. At that point the only ppl left were pretty much the degenerate lonely r9k gloms (seabee & co). The endchan board is somehow worse. Same people but openly into trannys and twinks. Also content with doxxing and contacting her family. Really obsessive toxic shit. She's seen the same things I've seen and still wanted to come back. Must be in some pretty bad financial straits I guess. I can't figure it out.


Anonymous 09/27/2022 (Tue) 18:03 [Preview] No.661 del
>>659
I've never been on r9k. You're letting your alligator mouth overload your hummingbird asshole.


Anonymous 09/27/2022 (Tue) 18:04 [Preview] No.662 del
You should check it out. You'd love it


Anonymous 09/27/2022 (Tue) 18:12 [Preview] No.663 del
>>659
>Must be in some pretty bad financial straits I guess
Yeah because accepting Monero and pizza gift cards is what someone who really needs money does


Anonymous 09/27/2022 (Tue) 18:14 [Preview] No.664 del
>>663
eh yeah ok but tell me any other reason that makes sense


Anonymous 09/27/2022 (Tue) 18:16 [Preview] No.666 del
>>664
Because its fun?


Anonymous 09/27/2022 (Tue) 18:24 [Preview] No.667 del
Of course entertaining sexual deviant neets who doxxed you off the internet and harassed your family is fun. I just guess maybe she would have a bigger goal in mind.


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Anonymous 09/27/2022 (Tue) 18:46 [Preview] No.669 del
That doesn't answer the why of things but I never asked. I'm content to see what happens.


Anonymous 09/27/2022 (Tue) 18:49 [Preview] No.670 del
>>669
In that post she said she doesnt care about the dox. I get it because at some point you just gotta live your life and do what you wanna do. You think she has some master plan? That its more than just for fun? Youre looking too much into it lel


Anonymous 09/27/2022 (Tue) 19:02 [Preview] No.671 del
Nah. 'master plan' is too much. Sure maybe she just wants to have fun and have this as a creative outlet again. I just personally think a few things don't add up and I'm looking forward to see how it plays out.


Anonymous 09/28/2022 (Wed) 04:04 [Preview] No.695 del
>>664
she claims she just wants to break even which I guess is a reasonable enough alibi. but to be fair if she really wanted to make money she could stream herself playing vidya or something and have superchat donations.


Anonymous 09/28/2022 (Wed) 04:26 [Preview] No.698 del
you jaded fucks seriously think ashley plans to get rich off of making content that mocks transgenders in (((current year))), posting pictures of what probably actually is her own shit and writing page after page on some bizarre website about how covid isn't even real? where's the patreon/subscribestar/ko-fi links? where's the onlyfans? she's an adult that legit looks like a teenager, you think ashley couldn't make money hand over fist doing "lewds" and corny cosplays with or without the financial support of the 10 simps who post here?
it's ridiculously easy to intuit that she didn't come back for the money. I just don't buy it. you would have to be a fucking retard to present yourself like she has and expect to make anything. as this anon >>695 says she could just do what all the other girls do and get a much bigger following that way. so if it's all about money, why isn't she?
tl;dr get better critical thinking skills


Anonymous 09/28/2022 (Wed) 21:47 [Preview] No.712 del
>>698
I think she's after all I got.


Anonymous 09/29/2022 (Thu) 01:28 [Preview] No.717 del
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Ashley, do you like my new mining rig? Gonna mine monero just for you.


Anonymous 09/29/2022 (Thu) 02:53 [Preview] No.720 del
sorry Ash I had all my crypto on an exchange called Livecoin and if you're familiar with that you know all my monero has gone to fueling someone's Vodka addiction, so I do not have any simpbux for you.


Anonymous 09/29/2022 (Thu) 03:38 [Preview] No.723 del
>>720
Heh, that's funny. I lost all my bitcoin when Instawallet got hacked. https://en.bitcoin.it/wiki/Instawallet


Anonymous 10/16/2022 (Sun) 12:38 [Preview] No.1588 del
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An attempt of a portrait done in ink/watercolour style.
for reference I used shots of her as the newscaster in the shart attack fact checker segment of the video.


Anonymous 10/16/2022 (Sun) 13:18 [Preview] No.1595 del
>>1588
nice job zack
good use of unconventional colors


Anonymous 10/21/2022 (Fri) 16:11 [Preview] No.1832 del
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>>1588

i loved this album back in college in 2008. her guest vocals were tight.


Anonymous 10/30/2022 (Sun) 12:48 [Preview] No.2117 del
A totally original and NOT plagiarized Garfield comic


Anonymous 10/30/2022 (Sun) 14:19 [Preview] No.2119 del
>>2117
One of the coolest things ever, an Ash cameo in a Garfield strip. You nailed the art style. Will you do more? Maybe one for Christmas?


Anonymous 10/30/2022 (Sun) 15:15 [Preview] No.2120 del
>>2117
This is a pretty brilliant idea. Go trough the old strips and replace Jon with Ashley


Anonymous 10/30/2022 (Sun) 17:43 [Preview] No.2130 del
>>2117
MOAR


Anonymous 10/30/2022 (Sun) 17:55 [Preview] No.2131 del
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>>2117
that's a lot like me and ashley

Does Ashley really got a dump truck like that or is that just swelling? Could we confirm this with a yoga pants pp? tfw no slimthicc ashley gf


Anonymous 10/31/2022 (Mon) 00:23 [Preview] No.2137 del
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Anonymous 10/31/2022 (Mon) 12:41 [Preview] No.2150 del
>>2137
Lel great stuff


Anonymous 11/13/2022 (Sun) 12:20 [Preview] No.2743 del
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Another portrait attempt. Used Dr Jones screenshot as reference.

I think my art lessons with Chester are paying off, but he makes me do things. Weird things. Things that I dont understand how they are supposed to make me draw better, but oh well I guess my art is improving.

>>2119
I like the idea of doing one with a Christmas theme


Anonymous 11/13/2022 (Sun) 14:42 [Preview] No.2744 del
>>2743
Nice line work on this pretty boy. Could put in some dancing men to liven it up a little but I like it.


Anonymous 11/21/2022 (Mon) 10:40 [Preview] No.3110 del
>>2137
Where does the second pic come from?
Sauce?


Anonymous 11/21/2022 (Mon) 17:26 [Preview] No.3116 del
Ashley’s joke TikTok channel that got banned before anyone could save the videos. It was just videos of her being cute and sexy while saying she was trans in order to make the troons seethe. She recently implied she was going to release them as part of an upcoming video project. No one knows for sure.


Anonymous 11/24/2022 (Thu) 05:04 [Preview] No.3202 del
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I understand now why I couldn't bring myself to do a cum tribute. Ashley is my daughter proxy.


Anonymous 11/24/2022 (Thu) 05:12 [Preview] No.3204 del
>>3202
now that you mention it, I often think of ashley in more of a daughter-ly way than as a sexual object. Like I would still have sex with my daughter in this scenario, but I wouldn't spit in her mouth or make her puke on my wiener, etc. so yeah I kinda get it anon


Anonymous 11/24/2022 (Thu) 08:33 [Preview] No.3211 del
>>3202
It put a bad taste in my mouth seeing Belle Delphine and Ashley in the same pic.
>>3204
I think of Ashley like Lloyd does Mary Swanson from Dumb & Dumber except it's an alternate timeline where Ashley is her daughter and Lloyd is her father.


Anonymous 11/25/2022 (Fri) 19:20 [Preview] No.3275 del
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>>3202
>>3204
>>3211
Nah she's a grown, fertile woman and not only would I dump one in her but I would take Ashley over Belle. Not because of my emotional attachment and not even because I think Ashley is more attractive. Ash would clearly be better in bed. You can tell she lusts on an instinctual, primal level. Imagine the angry tourettes BJs


Anonymous 11/25/2022 (Fri) 20:06 [Preview] No.3276 del
>>3275
>gif
>8.72 MB
but why


Anonymous 11/25/2022 (Fri) 20:11 [Preview] No.3277 del
>>3276
Too high resolution, too many frames, probably no partially transparent frames (I think this has a specific name, I don't remember), etc.


Anonymous 11/25/2022 (Fri) 20:25 [Preview] No.3278 del
>>3275
Save your load for Belle, Ashley doesn't need anymore seeds after that cum tribute saga


Anonymous 11/25/2022 (Fri) 20:48 [Preview] No.3279 del
>>3278
I'm saving my cum to tribute her cervix.


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>>3276
the file size meme is growing


Anonymous 11/25/2022 (Fri) 22:16 [Preview] No.3281 del
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>>3279
Y'know why they say there's a whole lot of fish in the sea? Because women's pp's smell like tuna. Allegedly, I've never been able to confirm for myself of course


Anonymous 11/25/2022 (Fri) 23:04 [Preview] No.3283 del
>>3279
So a cum tribute on a picture of her cervix? Seems kind of gross and incredibly difficult to pull off. You need special equipment to get a camera in there.


Anonymous 11/25/2022 (Fri) 23:28 [Preview] No.3284 del
>>3281
I like tuna.
>>3283
Who said anything about a picture? I don't need any special equipment. I have everything I need. I specialization was getting into places where I shouldn't be.


Anonymous 11/26/2022 (Sat) 04:13 [Preview] No.3290 del
>>3275
Im afraid to ask but how many fake penis devices do you think she has... how many does one woman need!?!?


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>>3290
>fake



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