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Let's do our exercises Anonymous 07/05/2022 (Tue) 03:49:00 [Preview] No. 4931 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Alright everyone time to do the exercise.

I should want to mail a polite fan letter to Ashley.
I shouldn't want to mail Ashley a tuft of my pubic hair and ask her to send me back some of hers.
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Anonymous 07/24/2022 (Sun) 13:25:17 [Preview] No.5093 del

I should want to enjoy Ashley's cooking.
I shouldnt accept whatever the hell this abomination of a meal is, even if does include your daily whole grains.

Anonymous 07/24/2022 (Sun) 17:46:49 [Preview] No.5094 del
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>it's g-good

Anonymous 07/25/2022 (Mon) 17:07:03 [Preview] No.5100 del
if ash made that for me and told me to eat it... i would.

Anonymous 08/01/2022 (Mon) 02:17:36 [Preview] No.5146 del
Lucky for her, I know how to cook, like her father. Probably cook better than her father. Her father would probably like my cooking tbh. I had a black guy and his nephew tell me I made the best chicken they ever had and the Mexicans that used to live across from me caught me making Birria once because they could smell it and lost their shit because they didn't know the white guy next door could throw down like they family do. Birria is one of my favorite things. I usually have it with some ramen in the birria broth. I be grillin' and making giant pizzas in a wood-fired brick oven in the backyard too. I do it all in the kitchen. I blame Youtube. I used to think food network was cool but then I realized most celebrity chefs are hacks watching those same YouTube videos. I also clean.

Seabee 08/01/2022 (Mon) 02:57:40 [Preview] No.5148 del
Should chicken be eaten with the fingers or should the fingers be eaten separately?

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Anonymous 03/04/2022 (Fri) 20:08:15 [Preview] No. 3250 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
can we have a nostalgia stream clip thread?
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Anonymous 07/27/2022 (Wed) 16:40:00 [Preview] No.5116 del
Maybe I'm just making things up but after she cracks a joke or two you can kinda see that the remark did bother her. Ashley's a good girl, she loves her papa.

Anonymous 07/28/2022 (Thu) 05:57:00 [Preview] No.5121 del
yeah, on the internet we all learn to hide our real feelings behind humor and a tough face

Anonymous 07/28/2022 (Thu) 22:33:21 [Preview] No.5124 del
It's very easy to forget that there are real people with real feelings. Or that you yourself have feels that are valid and don't need to be hidden by meta irony. Sometimes people just need a hug.

Unless they're niggers, jews, or liberals, in which case line them up against a wall and shoot the fuckers and their families.

Seabee 07/29/2022 (Fri) 01:01:36 [Preview] No.5125 del
Well, I have to agree with you as far as liberals go and that goes also for their brothers in arms the progressives.
I always believed that it's a mental disorder that makes liberals and progressives ascribe to their misguided beliefs.

Anonymous 07/29/2022 (Fri) 02:32:42 [Preview] No.5126 del
don't need to be hidden? I'm not so sure. even if they're valid or whatever, no one really gives a shit. some people will pretend to care and regurgitate some empty tautologies at you, on the internet behind an anonymous mask they'll mostly give you their honest reaction of harsh indifference. on a rare occasion an earnest person might give you a "sorry dude, that sucks". I prefer not to hear any of them personally.

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Ash pics Anonymous 06/29/2022 (Wed) 00:10:16 [Preview] No. 4817 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Guys I managed to dig up a recent pic of Ashley.
...damm was 2015 really that long ago?
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Anonymous 07/09/2022 (Sat) 04:16:06 [Preview] No.4980 del
got me there

Anonymous 07/17/2022 (Sun) 15:54:28 [Preview] No.5026 del
there is just here for faggots

Anonymous 07/17/2022 (Sun) 17:52:08 [Preview] No.5027 del
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here is just /r9k/ for mentally ill people

Anonymous 07/18/2022 (Mon) 01:16:55 [Preview] No.5029 del
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I don't know about the rest of you people but we're completely fine.

Anonymous 07/18/2022 (Mon) 03:40:31 [Preview] No.5032 del
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I wonder if there's a chance one of Ashley's split personalities would want to go to Elitch Gardens with one of her simps from the internet
if there are lots of them maybe it's possible...

Anonymous 07/10/2022 (Sun) 21:56:03 [Preview] No. 4990 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
No, it died when Lincoln got assassinated before remigration of the negroes back to Africa.

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Anonymous 06/18/2022 (Sat) 18:35:51 [Preview] No. 4680 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
You like Dead by Daylight? Their early work was belittle noob saves as a waist. But when Portrait of a Murder came out November 2021, I think they really gamed into their zone, eternally and realistically. Scourge Hook: Pain Resonance causes clear, crisp screams of survivors causing them to be downed, and delightful fleeing compensates dealing with intersectional feminism that really causes Dead by Daylight to seduce. Victims aren't always scared let me dispel this fellows, but I think the survivors have far more Twitter morals like a tumor. In October 2017, Devs released this: Nightmare!, the most demolished victims. I think their best polluted killer is "Nemesis". A murderer so catchy, most survivors probably don't position away when he rips. But they should, because it's not just about pressuring minorities and the performance of friends. It's also reversing for blatant finesse see for yourself. No gun, no mall! Put on a mask and save Anglos like you have foresight, you fuckin stupid bastards!
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Anonymous 06/20/2022 (Mon) 19:25:34 [Preview] No.4707 del
Muslims don't wash themselves and wipe their asses with their bare hands. Even monsters have standards.

Anonymous 06/25/2022 (Sat) 05:31:14 [Preview] No.4766 del
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Anonymous 06/27/2022 (Mon) 01:08:52 [Preview] No.4793 del
I don't want to chase Muslims. I only want to chase you.

Anonymous 06/27/2022 (Mon) 02:07:36 [Preview] No.4794 del
you want to chase who?

dapper_ dan 07/07/2022 (Thu) 09:25:03 [Preview] No.4970 del
I still haven't played Dead By Daylight but I do walk home a lot at night. There are bad neighborhoods near me but maybe I'm the monster because I'm white. There could be JOGGERS here. There could be JOGGERS anywhere. I HATE JOGGERS. With a car, I could go anywhere I want.

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Anonymous 05/13/2022 (Fri) 13:35:23 [Preview] No. 4180 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
This has to be fake, right?
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Anonymous 07/05/2022 (Tue) 14:18:28 [Preview] No.4941 del
Need Ashton noods

Anonymous 07/05/2022 (Tue) 16:12:31 [Preview] No.4944 del
very nice masking job maybe better than the original

hell yeah. let's see that elephant trunk Ashton

Seabee 07/05/2022 (Tue) 16:53:47 [Preview] No.4947 del
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Naw, I'm pretty sure that this is similar to what she looks like present day. I didn't sketch this.

dapper_dan 07/06/2022 (Wed) 01:08:59 [Preview] No.4952 del
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Fixed it

Anonymous 07/06/2022 (Wed) 01:58:06 [Preview] No.4953 del
mismatched font
recolor all over the place
F for you

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1/23/2022 AUDIO Anonymous 05/08/2022 (Sun) 18:59:12 [Preview] No. 4097 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
https://youtube.com/watch?v=jg7Jed95nCM [Embed]

Thank you, Ashley!
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Anonymous 05/10/2022 (Tue) 05:29:01 [Preview] No.4146 del
I'm drawfag my fellow black man

what if LB was John this whole time, now that would be an epic twist

Anonymous 06/29/2022 (Wed) 01:26:34 [Preview] No.4821 del
Tim made a new video justifying that liking cock is straight. Dropped.

According to him if you enjoy a female appearance, female genitalia, and male genitalia, you are 75% straight. Last time I checked enjoyin' dick at all is fucking gay with a capital g. It's confirmed that he 100% faps to trannies

Anonymous 06/29/2022 (Wed) 01:42:06 [Preview] No.4823 del
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he needs to consult the chart

Anonymous 06/29/2022 (Wed) 19:06:03 [Preview] No.4841 del
Never gave a flip about Tim. He's a flip-flopper. I know a squealer when I see one.

Revelation 3:15-16

15 I know thy works, that thou art neither cold nor hot: I would thou wert cold or hot. 16 So then because thou art lukewarm, and neither cold nor hot, I will spue thee out of my mouth.

Ashley is hot. She's too hot. But I won't spit her out even though she scalds the inside of my mouth. I'll just wash her down with a sip of my Pepsi then take another bite. Garçon! Send my compliments to the chef. 5.0 ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐

Anonymous 06/29/2022 (Wed) 20:27:06 [Preview] No.4844 del
I see you've also been watching President Christopher

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Anonymous 06/20/2022 (Mon) 01:35:42 [Preview] No. 4690 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
I thought I was forgetting something. Don't you all realize the significance of today's date? It's June 19th. Garfield's birthday. I ran into the other room and told my dad. He started crying manly tears. I had no idea Garfield was that important to him. I've been telling my coworkers but they clearly aren't as enthusiastic about Garfield as I am.
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Seabee 06/28/2022 (Tue) 01:21:38 [Preview] No.4803 del
And you kiss your sister with that mouth?

Anonymous 06/28/2022 (Tue) 01:59:19 [Preview] No.4804 del
Danny im gonna steal your wife. I'm gonna cover her in barbecue sauce and chase her around the house with a spear yelling "TALLY HO!!!"

damn dude I hope that joke wasn't too close to home...

Anonymous 06/28/2022 (Tue) 03:17:44 [Preview] No.4805 del
I may have a latent psychic ability.
>I'm gonna cover her in barbecue sauce and chase her around the house with a spear yelling "TALLY HO!!!"
Are we sure you're not the crazy one here?

Anonymous 06/28/2022 (Tue) 03:31:40 [Preview] No.4806 del
who's me? I'm just simp #37 around here

Anonymous 06/29/2022 (Wed) 00:07:14 [Preview] No.4816 del
Is 37 the number of dicks you've sucked?

Anonymous 06/14/2022 (Tue) 16:54:39 [Preview] No. 4615 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
what is this simp shit? Where did you come from?

Anonymous 06/14/2022 (Tue) 18:03:09 [Preview] No.4616 del
it is not simp shit. it is a serious board for having civilized discussions on matters regarding the true queen of pol / my waifu.
and we came from kiwifarms.

Anonymous 06/14/2022 (Tue) 18:47:52 [Preview] No.4619 del
wtf r u talking about? this a cock posting board.

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Anonymous 12/20/2021 (Mon) 14:33:11 [Preview] No. 2374 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Lately I've been watching the Movies & Shows channel on jewtube. I keep coming across movies that I didn't even know exist. What are some obscure movies that are worth watching?
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Anonymous 01/07/2022 (Fri) 03:38:20 [Preview] No.2525 del
yeah I'm a film pleb
I haven't seen a lot of the "classics"

Anonymous 01/09/2022 (Sun) 01:27:35 [Preview] No.2530 del
I'm a film pleb too. I've just sat through a lot of old movies and tv shows with my grandpa.

Anonymous 06/06/2022 (Mon) 03:10:07 [Preview] No.4523 del
Love this movie. I liked Wes Anderson before it was cool. I didn't even know who he was at the time. My family didn't understand why a ten year old wanted to watch this crap instead of Nickelodeon. They thought it was stupid and inappropriate for my age. Nickelodeon rarely aired reruns of The Adventures of Pete & Pete and there was nothing else like that on tv at the time. This movie though. It was so far ahead of it's time. It got me into Napoleon Dynamite which I introduced to my then friends but none of them even appreciated it until "Vote For Pedro" went mainstream and they all bought the shirt like normies. Both movies started off as short films. Comedy Central started airing Bottle Rocket when I was in high school, so I had a friend who watched it with me and that got him into Wes Anderson. He ended up majoring in film and now owns the Wes Anderson Criterion Collection. The film was a commercial flop but Scorsese said it was in his top ten favorite films of the 90s. This film perfectly encapsulates my remaining adolescence after high school when I romanticized being a professional thief but didn't understand how dangerous and difficult that life could be. Good thing I was never charged with anything or murdered. I used to rob petty drug dealers I had went to school with and did it with such panache that no one would believe them. They didn't even believe it themselves some of the time which led to some pretty comical moments such as holding a guy up in his room just as his dad gets home from work and having to both walk out together acting like you're best of friends so he didn't beat both your asses.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=IegzBX6HW34 [Embed]

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Anonymous 06/06/2022 (Mon) 03:19:44 [Preview] No.4524 del
Which I forgot to mention, upon leaving, we both walked down to the newly opened pizza parlor and bought a pizza, arguing over whose money it actually was now and who was actually buying dinner. Then we ended up shoving leftover bread sticks into the exhaust pipes of cars at the nearby gas station as the drivers went inside to pay for their gas. It was a small town nothing much to do but get into trouble.

Anonymous 06/11/2022 (Sat) 13:31:11 [Preview] No.4552 del
didnt really enjoy that short tbh, but I might check out the full length feature sometime as I have enjoyed other WA films. Ive seen Grand Budapest, Moonrise Kingdom and The Royal Tenenbuams. One year I will get around to watch Life Aquatic as well. The trailer for The French Dispatch looked good so that too.