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Anonymous 05/13/2022 (Fri) 13:35:23 [Preview] No. 4180 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
This has to be fake, right?
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Anonymous 07/05/2022 (Tue) 14:18:28 [Preview] No.4941 del
Need Ashton noods


Anonymous 07/05/2022 (Tue) 16:12:31 [Preview] No.4944 del
>>4938
very nice masking job maybe better than the original

>>4941
hell yeah. let's see that elephant trunk Ashton


Seabee 07/05/2022 (Tue) 16:53:47 [Preview] No.4947 del
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Naw, I'm pretty sure that this is similar to what she looks like present day. I didn't sketch this.


dapper_dan 07/06/2022 (Wed) 01:08:59 [Preview] No.4952 del
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>>4938
Fixed it


Anonymous 07/06/2022 (Wed) 01:58:06 [Preview] No.4953 del
>>4952
mismatched font
recolor all over the place
F for you



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1/23/2022 AUDIO Anonymous 05/08/2022 (Sun) 18:59:12 [Preview] No. 4097 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
https://youtube.com/watch?v=jg7Jed95nCM [Embed]

Thank you, Ashley!
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Anonymous 05/10/2022 (Tue) 05:29:01 [Preview] No.4146 del
>>4144
I'm drawfag my fellow black man

>>4145
what if LB was John this whole time, now that would be an epic twist


Anonymous 06/29/2022 (Wed) 01:26:34 [Preview] No.4821 del
Tim made a new video justifying that liking cock is straight. Dropped.

According to him if you enjoy a female appearance, female genitalia, and male genitalia, you are 75% straight. Last time I checked enjoyin' dick at all is fucking gay with a capital g. It's confirmed that he 100% faps to trannies


Anonymous 06/29/2022 (Wed) 01:42:06 [Preview] No.4823 del
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>>4821
he needs to consult the chart


Anonymous 06/29/2022 (Wed) 19:06:03 [Preview] No.4841 del
>>4821
Never gave a flip about Tim. He's a flip-flopper. I know a squealer when I see one.

Revelation 3:15-16

15 I know thy works, that thou art neither cold nor hot: I would thou wert cold or hot. 16 So then because thou art lukewarm, and neither cold nor hot, I will spue thee out of my mouth.

Ashley is hot. She's too hot. But I won't spit her out even though she scalds the inside of my mouth. I'll just wash her down with a sip of my Pepsi then take another bite. Garçon! Send my compliments to the chef. 5.0 ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐


Anonymous 06/29/2022 (Wed) 20:27:06 [Preview] No.4844 del
>>4841
I see you've also been watching President Christopher



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Anonymous 06/20/2022 (Mon) 01:35:42 [Preview] No. 4690 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
I thought I was forgetting something. Don't you all realize the significance of today's date? It's June 19th. Garfield's birthday. I ran into the other room and told my dad. He started crying manly tears. I had no idea Garfield was that important to him. I've been telling my coworkers but they clearly aren't as enthusiastic about Garfield as I am.
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Seabee 06/28/2022 (Tue) 01:21:38 [Preview] No.4803 del
>>4802
And you kiss your sister with that mouth?


Anonymous 06/28/2022 (Tue) 01:59:19 [Preview] No.4804 del
>>4803
Danny im gonna steal your wife. I'm gonna cover her in barbecue sauce and chase her around the house with a spear yelling "TALLY HO!!!"

>>4802
damn dude I hope that joke wasn't too close to home...


Anonymous 06/28/2022 (Tue) 03:17:44 [Preview] No.4805 del
>>4804
I may have a latent psychic ability.
>I'm gonna cover her in barbecue sauce and chase her around the house with a spear yelling "TALLY HO!!!"
Are we sure you're not the crazy one here?


Anonymous 06/28/2022 (Tue) 03:31:40 [Preview] No.4806 del
>>4805
who's me? I'm just simp #37 around here


Anonymous 06/29/2022 (Wed) 00:07:14 [Preview] No.4816 del
>>4806
Is 37 the number of dicks you've sucked?



Anonymous 06/14/2022 (Tue) 16:54:39 [Preview] No. 4615 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
what is this simp shit? Where did you come from?


Anonymous 06/14/2022 (Tue) 18:03:09 [Preview] No.4616 del
it is not simp shit. it is a serious board for having civilized discussions on matters regarding the true queen of pol / my waifu.
and we came from kiwifarms.


Anonymous 06/14/2022 (Tue) 18:47:52 [Preview] No.4619 del
>>4615
wtf r u talking about? this a cock posting board.



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Anonymous 12/20/2021 (Mon) 14:33:11 [Preview] No. 2374 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Lately I've been watching the Movies & Shows channel on jewtube. I keep coming across movies that I didn't even know exist. What are some obscure movies that are worth watching?
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Anonymous 01/07/2022 (Fri) 03:38:20 [Preview] No.2525 del
>>2523
yeah I'm a film pleb
I haven't seen a lot of the "classics"


Anonymous 01/09/2022 (Sun) 01:27:35 [Preview] No.2530 del
>>2525
I'm a film pleb too. I've just sat through a lot of old movies and tv shows with my grandpa.


Anonymous 06/06/2022 (Mon) 03:10:07 [Preview] No.4523 del
Love this movie. I liked Wes Anderson before it was cool. I didn't even know who he was at the time. My family didn't understand why a ten year old wanted to watch this crap instead of Nickelodeon. They thought it was stupid and inappropriate for my age. Nickelodeon rarely aired reruns of The Adventures of Pete & Pete and there was nothing else like that on tv at the time. This movie though. It was so far ahead of it's time. It got me into Napoleon Dynamite which I introduced to my then friends but none of them even appreciated it until "Vote For Pedro" went mainstream and they all bought the shirt like normies. Both movies started off as short films. Comedy Central started airing Bottle Rocket when I was in high school, so I had a friend who watched it with me and that got him into Wes Anderson. He ended up majoring in film and now owns the Wes Anderson Criterion Collection. The film was a commercial flop but Scorsese said it was in his top ten favorite films of the 90s. This film perfectly encapsulates my remaining adolescence after high school when I romanticized being a professional thief but didn't understand how dangerous and difficult that life could be. Good thing I was never charged with anything or murdered. I used to rob petty drug dealers I had went to school with and did it with such panache that no one would believe them. They didn't even believe it themselves some of the time which led to some pretty comical moments such as holding a guy up in his room just as his dad gets home from work and having to both walk out together acting like you're best of friends so he didn't beat both your asses.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=IegzBX6HW34 [Embed]

https://youtube.com/watch?v=Yrt-ZKa4u0k [Embed]


Anonymous 06/06/2022 (Mon) 03:19:44 [Preview] No.4524 del
Which I forgot to mention, upon leaving, we both walked down to the newly opened pizza parlor and bought a pizza, arguing over whose money it actually was now and who was actually buying dinner. Then we ended up shoving leftover bread sticks into the exhaust pipes of cars at the nearby gas station as the drivers went inside to pay for their gas. It was a small town nothing much to do but get into trouble.


Anonymous 06/11/2022 (Sat) 13:31:11 [Preview] No.4552 del
>>4523
didnt really enjoy that short tbh, but I might check out the full length feature sometime as I have enjoyed other WA films. Ive seen Grand Budapest, Moonrise Kingdom and The Royal Tenenbuams. One year I will get around to watch Life Aquatic as well. The trailer for The French Dispatch looked good so that too.



Anonymous 05/29/2022 (Sun) 23:00:51 [Preview] No. 4420 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
i got a fever and the only prescription is more ashton content. and i don't mean kutcher.


Anonymous 05/29/2022 (Sun) 23:51:05 [Preview] No.4421 del
>>4420
We're all being punk'd by Ashton aren't we?


Anonymous 05/30/2022 (Mon) 02:51:33 [Preview] No.4422 del
I have cancer and I told MakeAWish that my wish is for more Ashton content


Seabee 05/30/2022 (Mon) 03:30:16 [Preview] No.4423 del
>>4420
Me Too

https://youtube.com/watch?v=0nvZ81LYs0k [Embed]



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Hey Ash, Whatcha Playin'? Anonymous 12/18/2021 (Sat) 05:56:08 [Preview] No. 2340 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Hey Ash, down for some Runescape? https://store.steampowered.com/app/1343370/Old_School_RuneScape/

Also general vidya posting thread.
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Anonymous 03/28/2022 (Mon) 22:52:31 [Preview] No.3449 del
>>3448
I mean, we have the technology. I wouldn't mind an Ashley waif in Skyrim or an Ashley companion in Fallout. If we really wanted to put in the effort, we could even make an Ashley "Max Headroom" using deepfake technology


Anonymous 05/23/2022 (Mon) 02:30:53 [Preview] No.4364 del
>>4361
oh man, this looks based. I will probably actually play this.


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AMBATAKAM THREAD Anonymous 05/21/2022 (Sat) 03:49:46 [Preview] No. 4320 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Post your best ambatakam oc or else youll pass out and die the next time youre driving. do it for ashton.
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Anonymous 05/22/2022 (Sun) 01:37:40 [Preview] No.4343 del
Bunch of size queens. That's not my dick. That's not even my favorite Ashley pic to cum to. I'm not posting my dick so Ashley can identify it in a lineup.


Anonymous 05/22/2022 (Sun) 02:54:10 [Preview] No.4344 del
Stop posting gay niggers Ashley


Anonymous 05/22/2022 (Sun) 03:33:57 [Preview] No.4345 del
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>>4343
Dont be stingy. Post the most cummyable ash pic


Anonymous 05/22/2022 (Sun) 05:24:57 [Preview] No.4346 del
>>4342
hey man. there's nothing gay about having sex with your bros every once in a while.


Anonymous 05/23/2022 (Mon) 01:11:36 [Preview] No.4362 del
>>4345
Fake News. Ashley don't even like Snickers. She don't want nuts in her mouth



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Anonymous 05/09/2022 (Mon) 17:50:34 [Preview] No. 4125 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]


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Anonymous 05/09/2022 (Mon) 18:49:10 [Preview] No.4127 del
DBZ is a modern classic. it will surely be remembered forever for its riveting unpredictable writing and breathtaking animation.



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Anonymous 03/07/2021 (Sun) 19:14:35 [Preview] No. 438 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
do you have the strength to challenge derrick?
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Anonymous 05/09/2022 (Mon) 04:05:41 [Preview] No.4109 del
happy mother's day to Ashley's mom, and her favorite father figure


Anonymous 05/09/2022 (Mon) 04:10:28 [Preview] No.4111 del
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>>4109

oof that looks like me and every girlfriend i've ever had.


Anonymous 05/09/2022 (Mon) 04:11:01 [Preview] No.4112 del
>>4109
i'd split that hog


Anonymous 05/09/2022 (Mon) 04:12:11 [Preview] No.4113 del
>>4111
all power to chubby chasers, you're the kid who likes the banana otter pops


Anonymous 05/09/2022 (Mon) 04:29:31 [Preview] No.4114 del
>>4113
otter pops? we only have fla-vor-ice here