Anonymous 10/04/2021 (Mon) 05:56:27 No.1841 del
from stalking these people on facebook like a deranged psychopath lately I'm inferring that Nate and his corpse bride are on the rocks.
what can we do as Ashley's faithful disciples to push him further in the right direction?

if I could give him some advice as an older, more experienced man, I'd say:
listen up son. I understand, I really do. you're young, you're free, you just want a white goth girl who likes post-punk. well Nathan, I can give that to you. look at me, I'm white. I can dye my hair black and wear leather as well as anyone else can. I know post-punk. I love New Order, Unknown Pleasures, the list goes on and on. now, I know I might not make a very pretty girl, but let's take the cat out of the washing machine here my boy, you don't have any standards, and we both know that I'm at very least an upgrade from your current situation. yes, I have a penis, no, I'm not cutting it off, hell I'd have half or at least 40% a mind to kill myself if I couldn't wax the ol' carrot anymore. no, no, but hey, you're in a sexless relationship as stands so what difference does it make? I can tape it up if you don't want to see it, and it'll be there if in a couple months we ever decide we need it.

if anyone here is friends with him please forward this message to him.