I have a question? Yeah, uh, does uh anyone else get erect when they're around this Mordecai guy? I'm not saying I'm gay or anything, but I totally can't stop imagining this guy when I masturbate. What in the hell is going on here? Is this the power behind the Israel lobby? I find myself aimlessly wandering the aisles of the hall of cost hoping he will tell me to buy something or leave. I want to invite Mordecai over to watch the avalanche game and, I don't know, maybe take a shower together afterward? You think that would be something he'd be interested in?