If you want a gf, you have to ride your bike to her house without having a black steal it as a romantic gesture. So Ashley is 1,698 miles away from me according to google. Welp, better gets to pedalin'. By the time I get there, I should have really strong legs that I can choke her dad out with. I'm coming for you Jason. We will be wrestling. And I will be borrowing $20 bucks from you to get your daughter and I some tendies on our big date to dairy queen. Damn you Burger King for getting rid of your tendies.