>>3179
so... when I jumped down they kind of grabbed me and started wrestling me to the ground, but I didn't want them to. so I held myself up from the ground. and then one of them had me in a headlock and the other was holding a taser to my back.
apparently that's like "resisting arrest" or something lmao. I didn't even hit them or anything, those pansies.

and you're right, it's cause I lived in a nice town and they're bored all day pulling people over. if I lived in Cleveland they would've yelled over their shoulder at me out the window while on their way to the latest homicide scene.