Anonymous 05/10/2022 (Tue) 20:51:33 No.4156 del
>>4155


don't listen to that weirdo, ashton. i was at the supermarket today buying mounatin dew and dill flavored potato chips when a rod stewart song started to play. i thought about how awesome it would be to move out of the suburbs into some swinging hip city. with you, of course. just the two of us publicly engaging in a little nephew/uncle magic, growing matching mustaches, dressing like twins. on the weekends we could go out at night and drop cinder blocks on the heads of sleeping homeless people.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=AqrxgEln_Dw [Embed]