>>4196
She's so pretty. I just want to come home late one evening and crawl into bed with her. Wake her up with some smooches while whispering in her ear and she says, "Not tonight, you're drunk." Then I wrestle her out of the covers on the bed and she screams to stop. "You're my waif and you're gonna do as I say!" So I pick her up over my shoulder and take her into the living room and beat her all night at Smash Bros. while she cries abut it.