There are no rabbis here baby boy. Don't be posting underage baby dicks on our board. Ashley thinks butt of sluts. Don't listen to anon. He talks too much. Ashley hates poetry. If you want to woo Ashley, you gotta post a vocaroo of you reciting Shakespeare on the board. Ashley secretly loves Shakespeare. She fantasizes about Sir Patrick Stewart OBE sneaking into her room at night and tickling her with his feather pen whilst whispering sonnets into her ear.