Anonymous 08/12/2022 (Fri) 18:56 No.5340 del
>>5338
Maybe she'll take one of you up into her spaceship and probe you anally, if you're lucky, then I'll just have to sneak aboard to save you from her.

"Pivot, what did she do to you?"

"Is... that... you... Sea... bee?"

"Close enough. Pivot, don't worry bud. I'm gonna get you out of this mess."

*record skips*

"Why? I like it here. I'm going to be an actual software developer a year from now. No, I think I'll stay, thank you very much."

"Pivot, quit playing games. We have to go."

"Hello?! Yoo-hoo! Security! I don't know this guy. He's trying to kidnap me! Stranger danger!"

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