Full "fan of Ashley" disclosure time. My family were hasidic jews for a while and I've only had pizza once in my life when my aunt snuck me to Pizza Hut as a toddler. Back then the Hut (as it was then called) was like a full fancy restaurant. Kind of like an Applebee's nowadays. They had dim lighting, couch-like booths and tabletop arcade Pac-man. Long story short, I'm lactose intolerant and got horrible stomach cramps and diarrhea.