>>6242
Sir you clearly need some help so I'm going to give it to you.

1. When taking a dick pic that includes an object intended to provide the viewer with a sense of scale, you should choose only items for comparison which are flattering. In your picture, you used a 1.75 litre bottle of Coca-Cola. That's a pretty large container, and frankly, it dwarfs your penis by comparison. You should instead choose an object smaller than your genitalia, such as a 50mL mini liquor bottle. This will make your penis appear to be more impressive.

2. If you're worried about using a ruler since it will provide the viewer with an entirely accurate (and perhaps mediocre) measure of your penis, you can bend the rules a little bit. For example, I use the Carolla method: when measuring my penis, I always measure from the center of my anus to just beyond the tip. You could also try Photoshop, or if you're a freetard, GIMP.

Please try again and upload new pictures using these methodologies. We're all rooting for you.