>>652
Yo, I went to school with Derick. Little dude was weird. They found recordings on his phone of softcore incest porn he had made where he pretended to be his own mom and would hug and kiss himself. We used to call him dick lick because someone claimed they saw him sucking off a dog behind the king soopers and he went nuts in class one day saying he was going to shoot up the school for squidward. He was tased after trying to karate kick our school resource officer and almost died of dehydration from the diarrhea. It was some funny shit. The kid that started the dick lick rumor was on the news and awarded for outing derick as a school shooter. I heard that derick was not allowed within one thousand feet of a school zone or a king soopers.