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Anonymous 08/15/2020 (Sat) 09:41:33 [Preview] No. 113
I saw ashley at a gas station in colorado yesterday. I told her how cool it was to meet her in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother her and ask her for photos or anything. She said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?” I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but she kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing her hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard her chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw her trying to walk out the doors with like ten Pepsi cans in her hands without paying.

The guy at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like "Ma'm, you need to pay for those first.” At first she kept pretending to be tired and not hear him, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.

When he took one of the pepsi cans and started scanning it multiple times, she stopped him and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each pepsi can and put them in a bag and started to say the price, she kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.

Anonymous 08/15/2020 (Sat) 10:04:03 [Preview] No.115 del
how tall is she? is she intimidating? was she wielding a nazi dagger in the store?

Anonymous 08/15/2020 (Sat) 10:10:33 [Preview] No.116 del
moral of the story is that pepsi is better than coca cola.

Seabee 08/15/2020 (Sat) 15:57:03 [Preview] No.117 del
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Something similar happened to me a few weeks ago. I stopped at this little outdoor cafe to get some lunch, found a table and sat down.

I happened to glance at a table about 20 feet from my table and there she was. I couldn't believe my good fortune. I recognized her immediately. And guys, believe me when I say she's as cute if not cuter than she was 5 years ago.

I couldn't stop staring, try as I might. Finally she caught me staring and rolled her eyes at me expressing her annoyance with me.

She got up and walked towards my table and with a raised sarcastic voice said, "Why don't you take a picture, it'll last longer." With that she reached in her pocket and pulled out one of those cheap throw away cameras and handed it to me.

I raised the camera to my eye and just as I was about to take the shot she exposed her small perfect breasts. I took the shot. She leaned down and got right in my face and said, "Dude, now there's a sight you'll never see again" and gave me a wink.

She raised herself up mumbling something about the CIA, turned and walked away humming one of her favorite songs, Just The Two Of Us.

She glanced over her shoulder to look at me and gave me another wink with her patented smirky smiles and then she was gone. Man I miss her.

Anonymous 08/15/2020 (Sat) 17:55:24 [Preview] No.118 del
>I raised the camera to my eye and just as I was about to take the shot she exposed her small perfect breasts.
i coomed

Anonymous 08/17/2020 (Mon) 04:20:49 [Preview] No.123 del
it's crazy how well that copypasta fits her.

Anonymous 08/17/2020 (Mon) 11:04:53 [Preview] No.126 del
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If you're referring to OP's then ya. It's the fact she acts hostile towards the protagnost but then winks at him during her attempt to social troll.

It's a special passive-abusive sort of feel. >>123

Anonymous 09/07/2020 (Mon) 04:03:13 [Preview] No.149 del
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Hmmm...same bracelet.

Anonymous 09/07/2020 (Mon) 08:18:45 [Preview] No.151 del
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Anonymous 09/07/2020 (Mon) 09:24:47 [Preview] No.153 del
10/10 cropping skill

Anonymous 09/24/2020 (Thu) 03:55:25 [Preview] No.156 del
Where did you find that picture?

Anonymous 09/24/2020 (Thu) 18:56:30 [Preview] No.158 del
I call bs. It has the same length file name as >>143 but idk

Anonymous 11/24/2020 (Tue) 04:12:25 [Preview] No.272 del
Where's the picture you took?

Anonymous 11/24/2020 (Tue) 04:18:56 [Preview] No.273 del
I was referring to the picture of ashley with long hair takeing a selfie

Seabee 11/24/2020 (Tue) 04:47:41 [Preview] No.274 del
The photo was so hot it burst into flames shortly there after.

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