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Anonymous 12/24/2021 (Fri) 19:49:26 [Preview] No. 2409
There is a new Rose Christmas video if anyone is interested.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=5DWPiZMksAA [Embed]

Seabee 12/24/2021 (Fri) 20:54:20 [Preview] No.2410 del
Thanks for posting. I checked for her annual Christmas vid earlier and it wasn't up yet. This one has to be her best yet, the videography and sound mixing is amazing.

Anonymous 12/24/2021 (Fri) 22:01:51 [Preview] No.2411 del

I always shrug off anti-simp sentiment, but my visceral reaction to the annual Rose video is embarrassing. I feel like an old colored woman at church.

Anonymous 12/25/2021 (Sat) 00:58:05 [Preview] No.2412 del
Merry Christmas, lads.

Seabee 12/25/2021 (Sat) 03:59:57 [Preview] No.2413 del
Merry Christmas, Ashlings

Merry Christmas, Ash and enjoy the video
https://youtube.com/watch?v=2ie_XgIM06M [Embed]

Anonymous 12/25/2021 (Sat) 07:24:06 [Preview] No.2416 del
that's because her elves were working on it all year

Anonymous 12/25/2021 (Sat) 11:24:19 [Preview] No.2417 del
legit probably her best video shes ever done

Merry Christmas Ashlings

Anonymous 12/25/2021 (Sat) 12:46:47 [Preview] No.2418 del
I thought I was watching Dr. Who

Anonymous 12/25/2021 (Sat) 16:18:33 [Preview] No.2419 del
Merry Christmas Everyone

Anonymous 12/26/2021 (Sun) 16:18:39 [Preview] No.2422 del
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Anonymous 02/11/2022 (Fri) 16:11:18 [Preview] No.2981 del
now what in the hell is that supposed to mean? i wasnt insulted or bored for a second. it was funny, interesting, well written, well performed. i dont some a single commonality at all.

Anonymous 02/11/2022 (Fri) 16:55:18 [Preview] No.2982 del
I hated Dr Who before it was cool, back when David Tennant played him and all my friends thought it was the shit. I sat through a few of the famous episodes including the angel statues one and thought it was a bunch of pseudo-intellectual tripe. all the seemingly clever scifi and timeloop shit they do falls apart logically if you think about it for more than 10 seconds. peak example of a show about smart people written by idiots. cough big bang theory cough

Anonymous 02/11/2022 (Fri) 18:23:17 [Preview] No.2985 del
That's exactly what that is supposed to mean. With it's cheap visual effects, high definition look and British actor, the video reminded me of doctor who. I actually like the idea of doctor who. I like some episodes. I don't like the show in general and no longer watch it. I don't care for Rose. Ashley is best girl.

Anonymous 02/11/2022 (Fri) 18:53:02 [Preview] No.2986 del
tbh I watched like the first minute of that last Christmas video then saw that it was 10 minutes long and jumped ship

Seabee 02/11/2022 (Fri) 21:10:18 [Preview] No.2987 del
Do you mean that literally or figuratively? Are you a sailor or a commercial fisherman?

Anonymous 02/11/2022 (Fri) 21:42:30 [Preview] No.2988 del
Rose welcomes refugees. Ashley puts razor blades in Snickers for all the black children and gives all the good candy to white children. Also, Ashley has more ass than Rose.

Anonymous 02/11/2022 (Fri) 21:43:36 [Preview] No.2989 del
literally. the cringe was too much to bear so I jumped into the ocean and died.

Anonymous 02/11/2022 (Fri) 21:45:27 [Preview] No.2991 del
you might not like it but this is what peak performance looks like

Anonymous 02/11/2022 (Fri) 21:57:08 [Preview] No.2994 del
Why would you assume that I don't like it if I've had it saved to my harddrive since 2016?

Anonymous 02/11/2022 (Fri) 22:28:26 [Preview] No.2996 del
it's a meme

Anonymous 02/11/2022 (Fri) 22:48:54 [Preview] No.2997 del
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I'm aware. I'm being rhetorical. Maybe I should have phrased that post differently. What I want to know is how can a literal midget have such nice legs?

Anonymous 02/11/2022 (Fri) 23:33:25 [Preview] No.2998 del
>I'm aware I'm being rhetorical
you are such a liar loooooooooooooooooool

Anonymous 02/12/2022 (Sat) 00:28:24 [Preview] No.2999 del
dude what? i am a liar but i wasn't lying there lmao. i am aware of that crowder meme from the meme war and i was being rhetorical. i thought that was understood? if a person tells you they are a liar, are they being honest?

Anonymous 02/12/2022 (Sat) 01:36:37 [Preview] No.3000 del
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you didn't know. I'm inside your mind. I'm inside your body. I am inside of you.

Anonymous 02/12/2022 (Sat) 02:01:40 [Preview] No.3001 del
you're not the vaccine

Anonymous 02/12/2022 (Sat) 02:15:17 [Preview] No.3002 del
3000 GET!

Anonymous 02/12/2022 (Sat) 02:58:46 [Preview] No.3003 del
did you really get the vaccine just for a woman?

Seabee 02/12/2022 (Sat) 13:29:51 [Preview] No.3011 del
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I always was/am in awe of her long, slender legs. And yes, they do run all the way up.

Anonymous 02/12/2022 (Sat) 16:50:58 [Preview] No.3012 del
all the way to the taint

Seabee 02/12/2022 (Sat) 18:57:08 [Preview] No.3016 del
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Oh and by the way.....
https://youtube.com/watch?v=I_Bk9iDNbUo [Embed]

Anonymous 02/12/2022 (Sat) 22:24:22 [Preview] No.3017 del
NoO!shutup! i'm vaxx free baby!

Seabee 02/13/2022 (Sun) 04:12:18 [Preview] No.3018 del
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And vaxx free is where you want to be

Anonymous 02/13/2022 (Sun) 04:16:20 [Preview] No.3019 del
Just like God, Jesus, and Uncle Adolf wanted.

Anonymous 02/13/2022 (Sun) 05:49:11 [Preview] No.3020 del
you guys need to do the right thing and keep everybody safe

Anonymous 02/13/2022 (Sun) 12:18:51 [Preview] No.3021 del
Thats what Ashley said but she just hijacked a truck carrying Altoids and is currently blasting some Walyon Jennings whilst truckin' cross country to join the truckers convoy protest! Has she lost her mind!?!?

Seabee 02/13/2022 (Sun) 18:32:35 [Preview] No.3022 del
Studies are beginning to show that vaxxed folks spread the virus more than the unvaxxed folks.

Anonymous 02/13/2022 (Sun) 18:40:21 [Preview] No.3023 del
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I can not believe Ashley is joining that canadian terrorist group

Seabee 02/13/2022 (Sun) 18:41:07 [Preview] No.3024 del
She's got her radar set for Smokey, she's watching for bears in the air, she's got a 6 pack of Pepsi by her side and she's got her pee bottle and she ain't stoppin' for nothin' 'till she gets there.

Anonymous 02/13/2022 (Sun) 18:55:15 [Preview] No.3025 del
tfw you'll never be a thirsty hitchhiker Ash picks up on patrol and "accidentally" drink from her pee bottle

Anonymous 02/13/2022 (Sun) 19:04:31 [Preview] No.3026 del
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listen up canucks, the only big rig truckin ash to the great white norf is gonna be me. i have a big honker and i'm not afraid to abuse it. now someone give me a dang rainbow wig and a clown nose honk honk

Anonymous 02/13/2022 (Sun) 19:34:00 [Preview] No.3029 del
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why live

Seabee 02/13/2022 (Sun) 19:57:46 [Preview] No.3030 del
This just in.... Blues Brothers are running interference for our girl, looks like we got us a damn convoy
https://youtube.com/watch?v=jKmuKjpKPIo [Embed]

Anonymous 02/15/2022 (Tue) 12:26:30 [Preview] No.3055 del
Hey thats my photo of me and my gf that I posted to the discord!

Thats an old photo of us though. Ive since hit the gym pretty hard, even got a modelling gig so you may have even seen my photos on the internet (Im kind of a big deal now).
here is a newer photo of me and Ashley

Anonymous 02/15/2022 (Tue) 16:27:29 [Preview] No.3057 del
very nice, A grade shoop. I mean photography.
that is roughly my literal height gap with Ashley

Seabee 02/15/2022 (Tue) 17:23:21 [Preview] No.3058 del
Yeah, that is one good photoshop, almost believable. If only, huh.

Anonymous 02/16/2022 (Wed) 01:21:51 [Preview] No.3066 del
Seeing Ash hug someone other than me genuinely upsets me

Anonymous 02/16/2022 (Wed) 01:22:50 [Preview] No.3067 del
Me too

Anonymous 02/16/2022 (Wed) 05:44:10 [Preview] No.3069 del
there should be a rule about posting gore here. cause you just uploaded a picture of a dead man.

Anonymous 02/16/2022 (Wed) 06:14:19 [Preview] No.3070 del
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you're at the hockey game and this guy slaps your waifu's ass, what do?
btw he's 6'4 and 280lbs.

Anonymous 02/16/2022 (Wed) 06:30:25 [Preview] No.3071 del
there is only one way to find out if his jaw is real

Anonymous 02/16/2022 (Wed) 18:26:33 [Preview] No.3072 del
she 90% sure has a boyfriend or husband you sad faggots

Laughing_Boy 02/16/2022 (Wed) 19:30:56 [Preview] No.3073 del
And I'm sure she will be with him forever

Anonymous 02/16/2022 (Wed) 19:37:06 [Preview] No.3074 del
sadly no i'm in the 10%
https://vocaroo.com/13OPj9e9IVxJ class="quoteLink" href="/ashleyj/res/2409.html#3072">>>3072

Anonymous 02/16/2022 (Wed) 19:40:55 [Preview] No.3076 del
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I stand corrected. ...you taking applications?
also I guess I owe you more music now

Anonymous 02/16/2022 (Wed) 20:07:55 [Preview] No.3077 del
lol I know you'll figure out that link eventually

Anonymous 02/16/2022 (Wed) 22:10:42 [Preview] No.3078 del
For real. You know it's something good when you see it f'ked up and posted twice.

Anonymous 02/17/2022 (Thu) 00:21:09 [Preview] No.3080 del
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wait. this isn't new is it. the voice sounds more like the old videos and it has that hum her old computer mic made.
you fucking got me dude. I rescind my previous post.

Laughing_Boy 02/17/2022 (Thu) 03:57:24 [Preview] No.3083 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=q4u3upfUAms [Embed]

Anonymous 02/17/2022 (Thu) 04:04:43 [Preview] No.3085 del
what is that audio from?

Anonymous 02/17/2022 (Thu) 05:11:11 [Preview] No.3086 del

Damn it, I fell for it, too. Why I'm no better than a Christian.

Anonymous 02/22/2022 (Tue) 12:28:42 [Preview] No.3173 del
looks like she got arrested...

Anonymous 02/22/2022 (Tue) 15:29:50 [Preview] No.3174 del
what did we expect from canadia

Anonymous 02/22/2022 (Tue) 19:45:06 [Preview] No.3176 del
Before this is over, the streets will run with maple syrup

Anonymous 06/25/2022 (Sat) 10:44:55 [Preview] No.4768 del
Someone share this video. I've been looking everywhere for it.

Anonymous 06/25/2022 (Sat) 13:40:36 [Preview] No.4773 del
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ganja helped me with small peen and help with friend

but on a serious note do you think she just ad-libbed this or did she script it out beforehand?

Anonymous 06/25/2022 (Sat) 13:52:50 [Preview] No.4774 del
*ad-libbed the whole video

Seabee 06/25/2022 (Sat) 14:06:52 [Preview] No.4775 del
That's something I've always wondered, were her vids extemporaneous or were they well rehearsed. Another of her enigmas, one of her mysteries wrapped in a riddle.

Anonymous 06/25/2022 (Sat) 16:03:09 [Preview] No.4777 del

Ditto, and thanks for teaching me a new word. I'll be using it incorrectly all day.

Anonymous 06/25/2022 (Sat) 18:17:03 [Preview] No.4778 del
I'm guessing in these single take videos she probably had some ideas she thought of beforehand and had a few bullet points of notes that she had in mind while otherwise improvising

Seabee 06/25/2022 (Sat) 18:47:36 [Preview] No.4779 del
Well whatever the case, she had/has a unique and quirky talent with a mind like a steel trap. Seems like her philosophy must be always leave them wanting for more.

Anonymous 06/29/2022 (Wed) 13:37:17 [Preview] No.4833 del
yeah probably
still though its nearly a 5 min long video so even if you dont find it funny, too go on that long in one take and stay on track is still pretty good... or maybe Im just easily impressed becaused Im used to modern day youtubers and there 50 million cut/edits every 10 seconds in a 2 minute video

Anonymous 06/29/2022 (Wed) 15:17:08 [Preview] No.4834 del
oh yeah for sure, she's very talented. Ash you're very talented, people didn't just like you cause you're hot!
I do find that very obnoxious how most vlog style youtube channels jump cut between every sentence. especially like 10 years ago there was this trend among all the popular vloggers where they'd jump cut several times per sentence, idk if it was for "style" or if they just paused or stuttered that often while talking.
one guy who doesn't do that though is Styx https://youtube.com/watch?v=raVEFd4uFh0 [Embed]
he blows my mind how he talks so smoothly for 10 minutes in one take, you'd think he was reading a teleprompter

Anonymous 06/29/2022 (Wed) 15:33:10 [Preview] No.4837 del
funny. styx was the first person to discover ashley. he was the first person to post her to /pol/. I wonder if hes still one of us.

Anonymous 06/29/2022 (Wed) 16:08:35 [Preview] No.4838 del
yeah right. how do you know? did he make a video about it?

Anonymous 06/29/2022 (Wed) 17:49:12 [Preview] No.4839 del
I thought this was a shitpost and read it in his voice.

Anonymous 06/29/2022 (Wed) 18:42:07 [Preview] No.4840 del
...now that I read it again in his voice it does sound a lot like him
thanks now I'm gonna be self conscious about that from now on

Anonymous 06/30/2022 (Thu) 01:36:51 [Preview] No.4854 del

Anonymous 06/30/2022 (Thu) 01:47:07 [Preview] No.4856 del
holy fuck. he even did a timestamp.
alright well enough, there's no guarantee he's telling the truth, but I kind of believe him just cause there's no real motive to lie about that. ...and he is magic as well.

if Ash really does make videos again maybe we can get him to shill her again. he's way more famous now than he was back then.

Anonymous 09/19/2022 (Mon) 05:25 [Preview] No.6460 del
You're a fucking god. Thank you.

Anonymous 09/19/2022 (Mon) 05:41 [Preview] No.6461 del
How could you not find it? Did you even look? https://youtube.com/watch?v=YjJ72-TyPXM [Embed]

Anonymous 09/22/2022 (Thu) 15:36 [Preview] No.6507 del
the face my dog makes when i pet him too hard

Anonymous 09/22/2022 (Thu) 16:42 [Preview] No.6508 del
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This must be your dog then.

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