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Anonymous 08/11/2022 (Thu) 04:08 [Preview] No. 5315
Is she back yet ffs. How long is this little prank of hers going to go on. I'm so lonely

Anonymous 08/11/2022 (Thu) 04:27 [Preview] No.5316 del
>I'm so lonely
I don't think she would have any significant impact on that. Try making some irl friends.

Anonymous 08/11/2022 (Thu) 06:53 [Preview] No.5318 del
someone who might've been her said "a few months" a couple months ago, so a couple months by my estimation

also where are the fucking post times

Anonymous 08/11/2022 (Thu) 15:54 [Preview] No.5321 del
Just two more weeks

Anonymous 08/11/2022 (Thu) 22:48 [Preview] No.5323 del
What if she looks and behaves nothing like she used to?
What if this was her latest reason to not come back?
How fast would this whole operation die out?
Do you want her to come back?
Wouldn't it be easier to keep living in the dream?

Anonymous 08/12/2022 (Fri) 00:04 [Preview] No.5324 del
She's most likely going to receive some hate from shitheads and purists but I'm smitten to this kitten, she's purrfect. I ain't going anywhere unless I'm in the back of a police car. As long as she doesn't let the anxiety get to her, she'll do fine. She can hold her own. Her vocaroo was really good. She's still got it... and if any of you stalkers doxx and harass her at her home, I'm going to leap out from under her bed wearing a sombrero and poncho to beat you up.

Seabee 08/12/2022 (Fri) 03:50 [Preview] No.5325 del
I think this song said it best:

I love you more today than yesterday
But not as much as tomorrow
I love you more today than yesterday
But darling not as much as tomorrow
I love you more today than yesterday
But only half as much as tomorrow

Don't worry guys, if she soon returns she'll still have IT.

Anonymous 08/12/2022 (Fri) 04:33 [Preview] No.5327 del
who knows if that was even her who said she was coming back. at least maybe she'll continue posting annual vocaroo recordings on Unity of Ukraine day

Anonymous 08/12/2022 (Fri) 04:37 [Preview] No.5328 del
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>also where are the fucking post times
I'm in. I've hacked Ashley. I've doxxed her. I have her ip. I'm behind 7 proxies. She'll never know it was me. I tricked her with cookies. She left a backdoor wide open for me and I came in her backdoor. Now she has to get checked out for viruses.

Anonymous 08/12/2022 (Fri) 13:32 [Preview] No.5331 del
I don't care anymore. I just want closure. If she wants to keep her identity kind of secret, because she must look different now and doesn't want to be identified in public, she could just come back via audio chat or something. Or a Vtuber?

Anonymous 08/12/2022 (Fri) 13:43 [Preview] No.5332 del
>What if she looks and behaves nothing like she used to?
Its been what, 7 years, its entirely reasonable for ppl to change and grow, especially from ages 15-23 or so. I personally always took her videos as just edgy comedy bits and nothing more serious.

Anonymous 08/12/2022 (Fri) 13:47 [Preview] No.5333 del
>Is she back yet ffs
heh, she never left my arms kiddo

Anonymous 08/12/2022 (Fri) 16:46 [Preview] No.5336 del
She looks very uncomfortable like she doesn't want to be seen with you. I believe you

Anonymous 08/12/2022 (Fri) 17:05 [Preview] No.5337 del
I look forward to laying in bed with her and laughing at your text messages when she leaves you for me

Anonymous 08/12/2022 (Fri) 17:47 [Preview] No.5338 del
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>it's been seven years
>what if she's changed?
god, let's hope so

Seabee 08/12/2022 (Fri) 18:27 [Preview] No.5339 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=hxADTEJalRw [Embed]

Anonymous 08/12/2022 (Fri) 18:56 [Preview] No.5340 del
Maybe she'll take one of you up into her spaceship and probe you anally, if you're lucky, then I'll just have to sneak aboard to save you from her.

"Pivot, what did she do to you?"

"Is... that... you... Sea... bee?"

"Close enough. Pivot, don't worry bud. I'm gonna get you out of this mess."

*record skips*

"Why? I like it here. I'm going to be an actual software developer a year from now. No, I think I'll stay, thank you very much."

"Pivot, quit playing games. We have to go."

"Hello?! Yoo-hoo! Security! I don't know this guy. He's trying to kidnap me! Stranger danger!"

"Pivot, omg stfu wtf are you doing? We gotta gtfo!"

Anonymous 08/12/2022 (Fri) 23:33 [Preview] No.5342 del
Ashley is 4'11". So are you like 5'3"? Dude, you're not even 5'5", lmao.

Anonymous 08/13/2022 (Sat) 00:35 [Preview] No.5343 del
Not >>5333 but I'm 5'5". It's a very unfortunate situation.

Anonymous 08/13/2022 (Sat) 01:34 [Preview] No.5344 del
You're 5'5"? Why?

Anonymous 08/13/2022 (Sat) 01:41 [Preview] No.5345 del
>What if she looks and behaves nothing like she used to?
What you saw was a 14-15 year old girl pander with edgy jokes. She never actually got very in depth with her views or opinions. She could hardly string together a sentence on her livestreams. I dont know if it was intentional or not, but by her lack of opinions and views she was a blank slate and it allowed you to project your opinions onto her without her ever saying it. If she talks about her current opinions then some of you might sperg out like that one college faggot did because “shes not wike I pictawed hawww >:(” AKA doesnt align with the views you projected onto her

Anonymous 08/13/2022 (Sat) 02:05 [Preview] No.5346 del
A lot of my family members are short. My Grandpa is shorter than me and I inherited both his height and colorblindness. I also went through puberty early and stopped growing at 15. I didn't really mind until I learned that the ladies aren't normally fans of short dudes.

Seabee 08/13/2022 (Sat) 03:35 [Preview] No.5347 del
I'm tempted to make a short person joke but the joke would just go over their head. I'll just say never look down on a short person.

Seabee 08/13/2022 (Sat) 04:32 [Preview] No.5348 del
Disagree. I found her to be quite insightful and perceptive. Granted she wasn't Mensa material but she wasn't an air head like it seems you're making her out to be.

Anonymous 08/13/2022 (Sat) 04:38 [Preview] No.5349 del
you're a retard and a hypocrite, you yourself think you understand her personality and imagine she's your perfect dysfunctional toxic waifu. you'd probably blow a gasket if she became a hardcore christfag or something.

Anonymous 08/13/2022 (Sat) 04:41 [Preview] No.5350 del
omg is this real

Anonymous 08/13/2022 (Sat) 05:13 [Preview] No.5352 del
sounds like youre projecting lol. gosh college boy are you on your period?? you havent even talked to her and a lot of us here have

Anonymous 08/13/2022 (Sat) 05:13 [Preview] No.5353 del
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>>What you saw was a 14-15 year old girl
She told me she was 18, officer, I swear.

As long as this view doesn't change. I love her smile. I just want to make her laugh so I can see her smile more often. I like to believe my shitposting does that, but she probably just thinks I'm a retard and doesn't even read them. Blue really compliments her. She should wear blue more often. It's not just because she's a girl. She not like anyone I've ever met before. I still remember the first time I saw her back in April 2015, the day she took down her videos. She leaped onto the screen with a Karate kick and into my life and it was all over for me. It really was quite the intro. I was paralyzed by how pretty she was. She actually gave my brain paresthesia. I'm not going anywhere. Maybe I believe something good might come out of all this autism. She can do whatever she wants and she'll have my support. I'm cool with just her trolling on the board, that's my favorite thing to do, but I would love some more ramblings videos. I like listening to her talk and I'm attracted to how opinionated she is. I wish I could just sit down with her and listen to her talk about everything that has happened the past 7 years.

Anonymous 08/13/2022 (Sat) 05:17 [Preview] No.5354 del
honest question... what video of hers did she go into detail about her opinions and views on a subject that was beyond the scope of relationships and everyday life? aka beyond some shit any basic bitch would know

Anonymous 08/13/2022 (Sat) 05:21 [Preview] No.5355 del
bro she probably got a boyfriend or husband by now... maybe even kids. how can you be simping over somebody elses bitch??? she aint gonna be yours lol why would she pick some random ass dude on here like fr what you gonna do when she comes back and has a dude that aint even you

Anonymous 08/13/2022 (Sat) 05:57 [Preview] No.5356 del
Idk, man? Maybe you can help me out with that? What did you do when your gf chose another guy over you? I take it suicide wasn't an option? Did you really even love her then?

Anonymous 08/13/2022 (Sat) 06:14 [Preview] No.5357 del
this nigga aint even watched the streams. she was talking about how Sandy Hook was fake in the last one I watched. why are you here if her personality is just a blank slate?

Anonymous 08/13/2022 (Sat) 06:40 [Preview] No.5358 del
Your grandpa still fucks. What's your excuse?

Anonymous 08/13/2022 (Sat) 06:51 [Preview] No.5359 del
I don't know. Maybe social media and or possible autism. He was apparently a hippie who got around back in the day. As comfy as the internet can be, we cant deny how much it atomizes our world. Community is not what it used to be and there is no going back.

Anonymous 08/13/2022 (Sat) 10:35 [Preview] No.5360 del
out of 200+ videos and multiple 2+ hour livestreams… all u can find is she said sandy hook was fake like she mutters out all other memes?? did she even go into detail about this or did she just say "sandy hook fake lol"... yeah she never went into her opinions. she just said memes and jokes. so now you niggas think she thinks just like you because she never rlly went into detail about her opinions so its easy for yall to project. i just think this bitch is funny but i aint bout to sit n think how pretty she is or how shes just like me or some shit like that lol

Anonymous 08/13/2022 (Sat) 10:39 [Preview] No.5361 del
damn you are a lil bitch simp haha
so what are you gonna do when you find out ur waifu is married and has kids? cry and pretend it dont exist? or pretend to be ok with it?? lol

Seabee 08/13/2022 (Sat) 13:45 [Preview] No.5365 del
Discounting the live streams the videos she made weren't made as a vehicle to express her opinions or to go into any great depth of opinion. The vids were made to be humorous and entertaining through her off beat sense of humor.

Her live streams which "touched" on subjects such as suicide, abortion and politics granted didn't go into any depth and why should they, just to satisfy your demands that they should?

It goes without saying that you're entitled to your opinion so we'll just have to agree to disagree.

Seabee 08/13/2022 (Sat) 14:03 [Preview] No.5366 del
Yeah, her smile always captured me also, so enthralling and captivating like none I've ever seen before.

Anonymous 08/13/2022 (Sat) 14:17 [Preview] No.5368 del
Ashley I will deadass eat your pussy

simper_fi 08/13/2022 (Sat) 14:48 [Preview] No.5369 del
No, I'm going to fuck her and she's gonna pretend it don't exist like her mom did. It's been done before, why can't we do it again? I think there will be a resurgence of infidelity because at this point in time Kaleigh has not yet learned how it feels to be sexually desired. And I think that I am going to be part of the thrusts of that transformation, which must take place. Kaleigh is not going to be the mother she once was to those kids. I'm going to be at the center of that. It's a huge transformation for Kaleigh to make. She is now going into an adulterous mode and I will be resented by her husband because of my leading role.

Anonymous 08/13/2022 (Sat) 21:11 [Preview] No.5374 del
nah dude she talked about politics and moral issues all the time, you've either seen 2 videos or are trolling, not gonna waste my time naming examples

I recognize the meme but that was still fucked up

Anonymous 08/13/2022 (Sat) 22:45 [Preview] No.5376 del
>I recognize the meme but that was still fucked up
Good. I'm king nigger troll around here. The newfag was asking for it. Why does it bother you? You're not even Ashley? Are you a white knight now? I thought you were gonna be an actual software developer? Ashley can take it. Imma call her ass right now. She didn't answer? Her phone must still be on vibrate. Ashley take the TracFone out your butt and pick up.

Anonymous 08/14/2022 (Sun) 00:39 [Preview] No.5378 del
the software developer thing seems to really be bothering you. you could always go back and finish high school you know

Anonymous 08/14/2022 (Sun) 02:32 [Preview] No.5380 del
Oh I'm going to finish my high school alright. You'll see. Oh... you'll all see.

Anonymous 08/14/2022 (Sun) 20:36 [Preview] No.5381 del
hey nice clock Ashley
come bring it by my mom's basement sometime

Anonymous 08/14/2022 (Sun) 22:48 [Preview] No.5382 del
guys oh no!!!

Anonymous 08/14/2022 (Sun) 23:19 [Preview] No.5383 del
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Yikes. I didn't realize they were so close. I bet Kaitlin wishes Nate kissed her like that. I guess I'm okay with it. I mean, the first family does this, so?

Seabee 08/14/2022 (Sun) 23:34 [Preview] No.5384 del
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C'mon, man

Anonymous 08/15/2022 (Mon) 01:56 [Preview] No.5385 del

Anonymous 08/15/2022 (Mon) 02:29 [Preview] No.5386 del
I didn't know she used to wear rings

Anonymous 08/15/2022 (Mon) 02:30 [Preview] No.5387 del
Deleted? Ma'am, this is a poorly moderated imageboard. Not your private email server hidden down in your basement.

Anonymous 08/15/2022 (Mon) 02:48 [Preview] No.5388 del
She does now since she had to have the tips of those fingers amputated due to blood clots from the vaxx. When she waves, it looks like she is throwing you horns. She's so fucking metal, guys! 🤟

Anonymous 08/15/2022 (Mon) 06:01 [Preview] No.5391 del
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what is this?

why is this?

Anonymous 08/15/2022 (Mon) 06:47 [Preview] No.5392 del
Does Ashley no longer have her wonky teeth? I loved her wonky teeth. They added to her cuteness.

Anonymous 08/15/2022 (Mon) 07:22 [Preview] No.5393 del
me on the left

Anonymous 08/15/2022 (Mon) 07:55 [Preview] No.5394 del
Ashley, I'm ashamed to admit in front of all these other sigma males that I'm still a kissless virgin but I want to kiss you and I practice everyday after I watch my Rex Kwon Do tutorials on Youtube

Anonymous 08/15/2022 (Mon) 10:34 [Preview] No.5395 del
She sold them to me

Anonymous 08/15/2022 (Mon) 13:23 [Preview] No.5396 del
is that Chickk, I mean Chris Angel on the left!?

Anonymous 08/15/2022 (Mon) 23:51 [Preview] No.5397 del
i'm trying to get ashley's mom to talk to me on facebook

Anonymous 08/16/2022 (Tue) 00:31 [Preview] No.5398 del
and how do you plan to do that? did you post that pic?

Anonymous 08/16/2022 (Tue) 00:51 [Preview] No.5399 del
Do you need help?

Anonymous 08/16/2022 (Tue) 02:22 [Preview] No.5400 del
Tell her I often fantasized about creampieing little miss kaleigh

Anonymous 08/16/2022 (Tue) 02:51 [Preview] No.5401 del
That Chikk Angel still turns tricks on the Strip. She made the money in my wallet disappear. She asked me was this my card and it was my card... my credit card. She said for her final trick, she was gonna trick-roll a John. And I asked who's John? And she said you are John. As she handcuffed me to the bedpost. Then like magic. She disappeared. With my laptop. I've never been so confused in my life. My name's not John? It's Robert. But I prefer my middle name, Hunter.

Anonymous 08/16/2022 (Tue) 03:09 [Preview] No.5402 del
Are you me?

Anonymous 08/16/2022 (Tue) 03:18 [Preview] No.5403 del
I don't know? Is your name Dan?

Anonymous 08/16/2022 (Tue) 03:43 [Preview] No.5404 del
Hi Dan

Seabee 08/16/2022 (Tue) 17:10 [Preview] No.5405 del
You are quite lucky, Robert, Hunter, Anon that your laptop was all that she purloined. She could have stolen your virginity along with your precious bodily fluids leaving you a psychological basket case for life. I hope you learned your lesson, never give credence to a cute, petite magician with a scratchy voice.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=gNJ4Q9jqL8A [Embed]

Anonymous 08/16/2022 (Tue) 19:44 [Preview] No.5406 del
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I wish this frisky sex kitten would purloin my loins, meow. She's a complete dish... like lasagna.

Anonymous 08/16/2022 (Tue) 22:24 [Preview] No.5407 del
everybody SHUT THE FUCK UP I'm trying to think....

Anonymous 08/16/2022 (Tue) 22:36 [Preview] No.5408 del
she's never coming back
she's never coming back
she's never coming back
you left the stove on
she's never coming back

Seabee 08/16/2022 (Tue) 22:46 [Preview] No.5409 del
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Anonymous 08/16/2022 (Tue) 23:46 [Preview] No.5412 del
now this one belongs in a museum

Anonymous 08/16/2022 (Tue) 23:52 [Preview] No.5413 del
I can't hold back the hunger any longer, Ashley. I've cleared the table of everything including Odie. It's just you and me now. Jon won't be home for another hour.

Seabee 08/17/2022 (Wed) 02:18 [Preview] No.5414 del
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But is 60 minutes enough for you or are you the original 60 minute mam?

Anonymous 08/17/2022 (Wed) 05:13 [Preview] No.5415 del
60 minutes is plenty of time. I'm ashamed to admit I wouldn't last 60 seconds with Ashley. She's just too smexy. Maybe with lots of practice, we can pump those numbers up.

Seabee 08/17/2022 (Wed) 05:52 [Preview] No.5416 del
Not lasting 60 seconds with the Ash is nothing to be ashamed of but I guess there's always room for improvement.

Anonymous 08/17/2022 (Wed) 12:19 [Preview] No.5418 del
Is this what she looks like now? She looks like that fat feminist clown Big Red. I prefer the real Ashley.

Anonymous 08/17/2022 (Wed) 13:05 [Preview] No.5420 del
>ashley will never make a mess of herself eating a sandwich you personally made with your special sauce

Anonymous 08/17/2022 (Wed) 19:52 [Preview] No.5423 del
>ashley with her ankles pinned behind her head
>whimpering with ecstasy
>tears rolling down her cheeks
>"god, i love you," i whisper into her ear
>"back the fuck up, white boy," daquan shouts
>"yes, sir," as i go back to my jerk off corner

Anonymous 08/17/2022 (Wed) 19:55 [Preview] No.5424 del

with roe v wade out of the way we can breed an army of ashleys. just need mary, some wine coolers, some rope and some home depot migrants.

Anonymous 08/18/2022 (Thu) 01:52 [Preview] No.5425 del
she responded, what should i ask her? i'm pretending to be one of her relatives. gotta make it count she'll catch on if she's not retardefd

Seabee 08/18/2022 (Thu) 03:04 [Preview] No.5426 del
You forgot to mention the Mongoose and the crate of MREs

Anonymous 08/18/2022 (Thu) 03:10 [Preview] No.5427 del
lying nigger. post screencap

Anonymous 08/18/2022 (Thu) 03:57 [Preview] No.5429 del
Why am I making the sandwich? Is this what new wave feminism has done to you?
Not fair. All the brown bunnies that want this bwc that I've had to turn down because I don't want to ruin my chance with Ashley or risk getting an std but she's allowed to catch jungle fever? Is this more new wave feminism at work?
As long as I got the right one, baby https://youtube.com/watch?v=1SXDrDZuLn4 [Embed]
Ask her if she will adopt me so Ashley and I can have our incest

Anonymous 08/18/2022 (Thu) 05:53 [Preview] No.5430 del
ok here

Anonymous 08/18/2022 (Thu) 06:26 [Preview] No.5431 del
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that was a ballsy ballsy opening move.
ask what's going on with her "real kids" and tell her to stop being a faggot. were you the one who posted this >>5382?

Anonymous 08/18/2022 (Thu) 06:30 [Preview] No.5432 del
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Ashley and I after we bought our first home together. The only home in our state not owned by BlackRock.

Anonymous 08/18/2022 (Thu) 06:33 [Preview] No.5433 del
damn I want to live off the grid with Ted

Anonymous 08/18/2022 (Thu) 06:57 [Preview] No.5434 del
Wow, she didn't even mention Kaleigh or Nathan at all? Her own children. I guess I'm going to have to take up the mantle. I will have to transition now, but I'm not doing it because I want to, I'm doing it for them. Them babies need a momma. https://youtube.com/watch?v=6rh5yjR1MZc [Embed]

Anonymous 08/19/2022 (Fri) 06:52 [Preview] No.5447 del
You cant ask straight up, that would be suspicious. On the other hand even if you talk about topics about which you are well informed to gain trust you are still risking you will get something wrong. Asking something very specific would probably be the best option. But still the question shouldn't come out of the blue. You probably shouldn't listen to me tho, I have no experience in social engineering.

Anonymous 08/19/2022 (Fri) 09:46 [Preview] No.5450 del
probably an unpopular opinion here but: contacting her family is cringe and crosses a line that shouldn't be crossed

Anonymous 08/19/2022 (Fri) 14:01 [Preview] No.5451 del
We'll stop when she comes back and make new videos. She did this.

Anonymous 08/21/2022 (Sun) 02:30 [Preview] No.5480 del
I'm not worried about these failtards.

Anonymous 08/23/2022 (Tue) 03:58 [Preview] No.5522 del
k i'm going for it now if no one has suggestions.

Anonymous 08/23/2022 (Tue) 04:24 [Preview] No.5523 del
magic mike steals your waifu

Anonymous 08/23/2022 (Tue) 04:45 [Preview] No.5524 del
got another pic. i'm not sure how to ask about this "invitation" carefully but i feel like i'm on a lucky streak right now

Anonymous 08/23/2022 (Tue) 04:58 [Preview] No.5525 del
Quit larping faggot. Where are the post times? Funny, that last guy I knocked out was named Mike and his wife just stood there in awe and didn't even help him off the floor. That doesn't even look like her. That gay looks like a soiboi. I hope that is her bf. I thought I was going to have to go up against someone like me, 🤣

Anonymous 08/23/2022 (Tue) 05:06 [Preview] No.5526 del
nope, i'm screwed, i deleted the account before she calls the police. ...and hate to be the bearer of bad news but it looks like ashley is also screwed.
idk what you mean post times, go download fb messenger and look at it

Anonymous 08/23/2022 (Tue) 05:24 [Preview] No.5527 del
How fedorable. You believe that would stop me. I'm going to fuck her right in her married pussy and we'll let God sort it out later.

Anonymous 08/23/2022 (Tue) 05:39 [Preview] No.5528 del
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so that's how it is

Anonymous 08/23/2022 (Tue) 05:47 [Preview] No.5530 del
i recognize that smile. that's that smile guys make when the only other woman they've ever been with is their mom

Anonymous 08/23/2022 (Tue) 05:51 [Preview] No.5531 del
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They look like a nice couple. I'm happy for her. I bet they will have beautiful kids together.

Anonymous 08/23/2022 (Tue) 07:26 [Preview] No.5535 del
>Any more photos of them?
how the fuck did this work lmao

Anonymous 08/23/2022 (Tue) 07:26 [Preview] No.5536 del
I've looked into the face of autism

Anonymous 08/23/2022 (Tue) 10:10 [Preview] No.5543 del
A mirror?

Anonymous 08/23/2022 (Tue) 10:31 [Preview] No.5544 del
Fake and gay. What pic of Ash and some guy? There isn't one until Mary sends you that pic. There is no pic on her account. If you had access to the rest of Mary's pics, why didn't you save them? Because you don't. I can find out very easily if Ash got married. So we'll see.

Anonymous 08/23/2022 (Tue) 12:56 [Preview] No.5545 del
>problem hair
>problem glasses
>fake eyebrows
I refuse to accept this.

Anonymous 08/23/2022 (Tue) 13:59 [Preview] No.5546 del
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>girl in picture has orange hair
...Ashley also had orange hair!
>girl in picture has a pair of glasses
...Ashley also has a pair of glasses!
>girl in picture is a girl
...Ashley also is a g-... hey, wait a second...

SHIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEET HEIDI!!! you almost had me fooled, you ho.

Also lol the dude kinda looks that chick that turned into a dude... elloit page or whatever

Anonymous 08/23/2022 (Tue) 14:49 [Preview] No.5547 del
>elliot page
You mean Ellen.

Anonymous 08/23/2022 (Tue) 19:51 [Preview] No.5550 del
You're being problematic

Anonymous 08/23/2022 (Tue) 20:06 [Preview] No.5551 del

Anonymous 08/23/2022 (Tue) 20:07 [Preview] No.5552 del
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I love how this broken ass site keeps eating my images.

Anonymous 08/23/2022 (Tue) 23:28 [Preview] No.5553 del
sorry i think i confused some people
the first pic>>5382
was on her profile, i saw it after she accepted my friend request
the second pic>>5524
was only in the dm, not posted on her profile

Anonymous 08/24/2022 (Wed) 03:03 [Preview] No.5554 del
Yeah, where is that pic is what I've been saying faggot because I don't see it? Why didn't you post it if it existed?

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Anonymous 08/24/2022 (Wed) 04:07 [Preview] No.5556 del
i swear some of yall are the reason they put "do not eat" on silica packets. 3-4 weeks ago, i make that account, i noticed ashley's aunt was deleted so i used her. a few days later when it looks sort of convincing i send mary a friend request. she accepts about a week ago, i notice that pic for the first time. since i didn't see it before that probably means it was set to private or whatever so not everyone can see it. i posted it as soon as i saw it.
you guys can make what you want of it idc if you believe me

Anonymous 08/24/2022 (Wed) 04:29 [Preview] No.5557 del
Um, her name is Treena, Treena Lahey. I'll thank you not to deadname trans-Americans.

Anonymous 08/24/2022 (Wed) 05:07 [Preview] No.5558 del
You're a lying nigger. You're not the only anon that has access to their social media faggot. Post the fucking pic or stfu. Fb and Insta don't delete accounts that fast. I went through her friends after you began posting. There is no new account for Ashley's aunt.

Anonymous 08/24/2022 (Wed) 05:14 [Preview] No.5559 del
you have got to be blackout drunk. he's talking about the first pic he posted dumbass. and Mary's friends list is hidden.

Anonymous 08/24/2022 (Wed) 05:38 [Preview] No.5561 del
Damn, you guys are really breaking new ground in e-girl orbiting. I can appreciate the dedication.

Anonymous 08/24/2022 (Wed) 05:44 [Preview] No.5563 del
No faggot, he asks Mary in the chat and then that pic was posted afterward. He just said there was another pic on her account. Are you talking about the obvious shoop up top in the thread? That's fake as hell. Mary's friends list is only hidden to newfags like yourself. Tell you what, how about I just contact Mary and Dan and tell them. The only person being married is Ashley's cousin and she's marrying a cryptokike. It's fucking gross man.

Anonymous 08/24/2022 (Wed) 05:51 [Preview] No.5564 del
no retard he just said he was talking about this one >>5382. her friends list says "no friends to show" when I go to it, that means she made it hidden to the public in her privacy settings. read this conversation again when you're sober.

Anonymous 08/24/2022 (Wed) 06:13 [Preview] No.5565 del
Are you mad? I'm contacting her right now. Gonna call Mary on her cell. Loveland, that must be where adulterous couples move to. Can't wait to buy our first home together there. You know how Ashley wants to be close to mom 😜

Anonymous 08/24/2022 (Wed) 11:35 [Preview] No.5567 del
What i dont get is how come ashley didnt intervene. This whole operation was on this board for 5 days from start to finish. We know she lurks. We know that this is one of the things she wouldnt want to happen.

Anonymous 08/24/2022 (Wed) 12:07 [Preview] No.5568 del
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i creampied ashley

Anonymous 08/24/2022 (Wed) 12:44 [Preview] No.5569 del
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All Ashley cares about is how deep she can get that horse dildo in her chocolate starfish.
I'll believe you when her monkeypox show up.

Anonymous 08/24/2022 (Wed) 14:58 [Preview] No.5573 del
>thinking I would find some baby faced, clean shaven, 20 year old attractive
I wouldn’t be within 50 feet of that ugly mother fucker. That doesn’t look like a real man. In fact, that isn’t a real man. What real man rids himself of his masculine features, such as facial hair? Is he trying to look like a school boy? Maybe the girls that have had sex with you liked the school boy look, but I have some self respect. I like an actual man. Protip: If the man looks like he would make a god awful tranny, no matter how hard he tries, he would be a good candidate for a partner. However, that child you posted could easily be mistaken for a female if he grew out his hair. Does that little twink look like he could choke me or put me in my place? He looks like he could barely choke his own chicken. What has this boy accomplished in his life other than looking impossibly smooth? As you all see, I like hair. On my man, on me. Should I post my vagina? It wont be pretty, but I'll do it. Like, it REALLY wont be pretty. You guys ever watch kids getting slimed on Nickelodeon? It's like that, but with a shit ton of pubes and no kids. If you read between the lines, you may have deduced that my slizz is proper hairy n slimey.

TLDR; I literally have more hair on my left pussy lip than that grade schooler does on his entire body. Nigga looks like Powder

Anonymous 08/24/2022 (Wed) 15:05 [Preview] No.5574 del
Ohhh no please dont talk to my estranged family members!!!! What ever shart I do?!!!

Anonymous 08/24/2022 (Wed) 15:08 [Preview] No.5575 del
can cumfirm

Anonymous 08/24/2022 (Wed) 15:12 [Preview] No.5576 del
Sounds good to me

Anonymous 08/24/2022 (Wed) 15:20 [Preview] No.5578 del
This was 100% written by a man. No woman is capable of writing full sentences. All women type the immediate word that comes to mind and hit enter. They are like monkeys. They lack soul and emotions, well except anger. The only love women feel is the love of feeling angry. Also, no woman uses phrases like "shit where you eat" or refer to their vaginas as a box. They also never use the phrase "and/or". Basically, woman are illiterate. Whenever you see women write, they are often times too literary/flowery. They will describe in great detail what it felt like to wake up, when the point of the article might actually be about how lead paint lowers your IQ.

Now, don't think I'm defending dog fuckers. I don't think all, or even most women fuck their dogs. I do think it's a higher number than most would want to admit, but it's not most women who own a big dog. It's likely women who are already damaged beyond repair. Women who are pornstars, women who brag about "having" BPD (aka being a crazy bitch), women who were molested, women who are single for years on end because of their repulsive personalities, etc. Dog dicks are fucking nasty, they look like if you took the inside of a vagina, turned it inside out, and formed a penis with it. Basically, dog dicks are the MtF dicks of the animal dick world.

For as much shit as you people give women for fucking dogs, why don't we bring up how it's common knowledge that all men would fuck a dolphin pussy if given the chance? *mic drop*

Anonymous 08/24/2022 (Wed) 15:34 [Preview] No.5579 del
Can Ashley compete with dolphin pussy?

Anonymous 08/24/2022 (Wed) 15:44 [Preview] No.5583 del
You probably have fucked dolphin pussy you MAN. YOU TELL ME. CAN I? HUH? faggot. also, the dolphins you retards love so much, they are whores too. Dolphins love to get gang raped.

Anonymous 08/24/2022 (Wed) 15:50 [Preview] No.5584 del
she checks this board once a month tbh

Anonymous 08/24/2022 (Wed) 15:50 [Preview] No.5585 del

Protocols of the Elders of Zion, but it's just sorority girls at a slumber party talking about how much they love purple nigger dick and then start eating each other out.

Anonymous 08/24/2022 (Wed) 15:54 [Preview] No.5587 del
You should try scissoring with a dolphin whore, maybe you'll like it

Anonymous 08/24/2022 (Wed) 15:56 [Preview] No.5588 del
these posts were written by a man. an ugly man.

Anonymous 08/25/2022 (Thu) 00:49 [Preview] No.5598 del
Still havent changed your mind?

Anonymous 08/25/2022 (Thu) 05:23 [Preview] No.5609 del
>Should I post my vagina?
If you have to ask, the answer can always be no.
>shit ton of pubes
>my slizz is proper hairy n slimey.
>I literally have more hair on my left pussy lip
Is this a glow op to kill my hard-on because I think it's only going to result in some blowback?
I'm actually fucking impressed with that. You, a gen z girl, knowing about the movie Powder. Not only that, but you called someone Powder as an insult. I haven't heard anyone call anyone Powder since elementary school.
>This was 100% written by a man. No woman is capable of writing full sentences.
How profound those two statements are with one another. Truly a paradox and the riddle of our age. As you allude to the author, you allude to yourself.
>men would fuck a dolphin pussy if given the chance
No, I'm not raising any flipper kids
Probably, I mean, they let men compete against women in sports now.
Have you ever watched the videos on Youtube of ducks gangraping? It's always the cute ones in nature who are the most sadistic, e.g., cats, otters, you. A bunch of drakes will dogpile on a mother hen and stab at her with their corkscrew shaped penises while other drakes who are waiting their turn will kill the father drake and cannibalize their ducklings. Shit just happens right in the park while people are just standing around. Drakes can become cannibal serial killers on farms once they grow teeth and the farmer has to snip their bill or put them down to keep them from killing off most of the flock.
Yeah, it's when she's on the rag. That's why she's so mean to you. She's a shark and you're gonna need a bigger boat. If she bleeds, we can kill her. For that to occur, you will all have to die horrible deaths. She will then come for me. Then I will come for her and when I come, I come hard.
But a man, nonetheless. What's your excuse, soiboi?
Fuck no, I love her little fiery persona. She can keep me on my toes and I can curl hers. It's a match made in heaven.

Anonymous 08/25/2022 (Thu) 13:53 [Preview] No.5615 del
(13.83 MB 720x480 Shell.mp4)

Anonymous 08/25/2022 (Thu) 16:09 [Preview] No.5618 del
this doesnt make any sense. it wasnt funny, interesting, or unique. you made me feel like a homo watching this. i would have rather watched actual gay porn. do better.

Anonymous 08/25/2022 (Thu) 16:14 [Preview] No.5619 del
idc what she does but i have this set as my homepage. during no fap i change my homepage to HomeDepot.com. in november i would rather stare at hard wood than get hard wood

Seabee 08/25/2022 (Thu) 16:27 [Preview] No.5621 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=xgEOEzpSS40 [Embed]

Anonymous 08/25/2022 (Thu) 18:34 [Preview] No.5629 del
oh man that's The Living Sleep isn't it? that's how you'll make me feel feels guaranteed

shut your yap stupid nigger

Anonymous 08/25/2022 (Thu) 18:51 [Preview] No.5634 del
Never forget, the Jews took her away from us.

Anonymous 08/25/2022 (Thu) 18:53 [Preview] No.5635 del
wait nvm that's not them
I'm getting my feels thread webms mixed up

Anonymous 08/25/2022 (Thu) 18:55 [Preview] No.5637 del
not so much jews, more like too much time on 4chan and kiwifarms

Anonymous 08/25/2022 (Thu) 18:59 [Preview] No.5638 del
you werent even around when goddess was making her videos. you dont know anything, kid.

Anonymous 08/26/2022 (Fri) 05:14 [Preview] No.5655 del
Kiwifarms was the last place I saw Luke posting. He was namefagging as netburn at the time. He was also posting in /cuteboys/ on 8ch. Also, I assure you I'm straight, Ashley. It was a matter of trust, but verify.

Anonymous 08/26/2022 (Fri) 12:12 [Preview] No.5665 del
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He posted on /lgbt/ in June. Still phishing for attention as always. Someone recognized him in the thread and he pretended not to know about Ashleyj. Probably trying to protect his "girlmodeling" side gigs, whatever that is.

He also posted this picture. The anger of hating his penis and constantly obsessing over being a woman has taken a toll on the natural aging process. In a few more years time, he will put an end to the natural aging process.

Anonymous 08/26/2022 (Fri) 14:06 [Preview] No.5666 del
How embarrassing. Yikes.

Anonymous 08/26/2022 (Fri) 14:15 [Preview] No.5667 del
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He is such a queer individual. No pun intended. Besides his odd obsession with himself, he clearly has some sort of autism. He livestreamed eating a Domino's pizza once and it was like watching an alien try human food for the first time. He would stare down at his slice of pizza as he took each bite like he had very poor hand-eye coordination and had to perfectly line up his food with his mouth to make sure he got it in. Then he would slowly chew while making lateral eye movements as if he was savoring the flavor. Then he started doing this twitchy victory dance in his seat and voguing with his hands. It gave me the shivers. He caused me to experience the uncanny valley response. It was exactly like watching a humanoid robot. I've only ever felt that way one other time and that was from seeing a tank operate up close. Those things look like robots when you can't see the crew. It's unnerving watching the hull and turret independently turn to face you and the gun adjust to sight you.

Anonymous 08/26/2022 (Fri) 14:35 [Preview] No.5668 del
>live as a man for like a year or whatever
>experience crippling depression so bad that you fly to Switzerland and pay some kike to give you the pillow nearly 20 years later
down with the patriarchy

Anonymous 08/26/2022 (Fri) 14:39 [Preview] No.5669 del
>Then he started doing this twitchy victory dance in his seat and voguing with his hands
It's acting like what it think a woman does when a woman eats pizza. All I need to know to confirm this nigga is mentally unstable is that he eats Domino's Pizza.

Anonymous 08/26/2022 (Fri) 15:03 [Preview] No.5670 del
Don't bully luke. He is a tortured soul like the rest of us.

I support her transition, she may have been awkward but don't lie and say like all of us aren't awkward socially depraved individuals.

Last I heard she is doing pretty well in life so props to her.

Anonymous 08/26/2022 (Fri) 15:17 [Preview] No.5672 del

Anonymous 08/26/2022 (Fri) 15:42 [Preview] No.5674 del
He, or I mean you, could stop torturing your own soul if you just went back to being a normal man. Instead, you chose to make your life into a state of being a constant victim. This is the great thing about the internet. You get total, unfiltered opinions. Most everyday people think you trannies are mentally fucked up freaks. Sure, we'll be nice to you to your face because we're trying to avoid the inevitable freakout when someone "accidentally" calls you sir. But online it is commonplace to have discussion which may be taboo to have in person. This is how the internet used to be. Before you fucking freaks who cut the tits off of 12 year olds and mutilate your dicks ruined the internet.

It's not very ladylike to get aggressive now is it, Luke? Go back to modeling your dick for gays on the internet.

Anonymous 08/26/2022 (Fri) 20:25 [Preview] No.5676 del
that actually sounds extremely entertaining, I want to see that video if anyone has it

Anonymous 08/26/2022 (Fri) 20:28 [Preview] No.5677 del
(2.95 MB 640x360 how eat food.webm)

Anonymous 08/26/2022 (Fri) 20:44 [Preview] No.5679 del
The homos are out in full force today. Too bad the owner of this board doesn't have someone to help them moderate this board. I know someone who refreshed this board once every 20 minutes. If they were a mod, they would surely cut down on the homos posting. We could remake this place to be rid of homos and tranny lovers, just like the good old days. If Ashley comes back, the board owner should pledge right now to reserve a spot for Ashley to moderate her own board. She did a just fine job moderating 8chan's /ashleyj/ since it's inception, after all. And I know she wouldn't tolerate this gay queer shit.

Anonymous 08/26/2022 (Fri) 21:11 [Preview] No.5680 del
can you guys even imagine how gay and bad it would be to suck a proper hard willy

Anonymous 08/26/2022 (Fri) 22:00 [Preview] No.5681 del
I really hope you're not being serious right now.

Anonymous 08/26/2022 (Fri) 22:56 [Preview] No.5682 del

fuck, i'd like to see it too. why is shit like that so fascinating?

Anonymous 08/26/2022 (Fri) 23:43 [Preview] No.5684 del
damn you're right. just imagine your esophagus bulging as is gets filled with cum as an 8 inch cock is blocking your throat. we really are on the slippery slope they talked about.

Anonymous 08/27/2022 (Sat) 02:00 [Preview] No.5685 del
Hey guys. It's me. The real Luke.

Anonymous 08/27/2022 (Sat) 03:16 [Preview] No.5689 del
look at yourselves and tell me if you are happy with yourself.

We’ve gone further than you ever will.

Anonymous 08/27/2022 (Sat) 03:29 [Preview] No.5691 del
he's basically Elliot Rodger but white

Anonymous 08/27/2022 (Sat) 11:18 [Preview] No.5695 del
At least Elliot Rodger actually did something in his life.

Anonymous 08/27/2022 (Sat) 13:40 [Preview] No.5701 del
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Wow, still crazy high suicide rates despite everybody giving you everything you demand. Yeah you people sure showed us.

Anonymous 08/27/2022 (Sat) 17:03 [Preview] No.5704 del
I’m not dead and I won’t be dying until I complete the mission.

Anonymous 08/27/2022 (Sat) 18:36 [Preview] No.5706 del
hey. xe is a very intellectual persyn, and probably will go farther than any of us as soon as harvard hires xer as a gender studies professor.

Anonymous 08/27/2022 (Sat) 19:08 [Preview] No.5713 del
I also started my transition around the time Ashley was making videos. Like most of the guys here, I thought she was cute, but I was never attracted to her. You probably fantasized about dating her; I fantasized about being BFFs. Sleepovers. Shopping sprees. Talking about boys. Y'know, girl stuff.

I still check this board from time to time because of how impactful this community (and especially Ashley herself) was when I was finally decided to self actualize. I once chatted with her on Google Hangouts and she's actually the one who told me to just bee myself. Ashley doesn't actually hate trans folks. I think we really connected (as friends).

I am a beautiful woman who happens to be trans, and in large part, I have Ashley to thank for that.

How you been girl - it's Dana. Let me know if you want to finally have that girl's night out!!

Anonymous 08/27/2022 (Sat) 19:18 [Preview] No.5716 del
First of all, I am not a tranny sympathizer. I would never communicate to someone that it is a good or sane idea to lie about their biology. Not only is it harmful to your mental health to lie to yourself about who you truly are, but it can also be very damaging to your physical health as well. I would never advise a man to remove his penis and start pretending his name is Dana. Perhaps it is a good idea that you get your penis removed, however. It would be safer for all the children and women around you, especially if you fantasize about having sleep overs with them. Stop lying on the internet and stop lying to yourself, Daniel.

Anonymous 08/27/2022 (Sat) 19:21 [Preview] No.5717 del
I've only known one Dana and it was a man. the girl equivalent of that would have to be Danae

Anonymous 08/27/2022 (Sat) 19:22 [Preview] No.5718 del
Yikes. If that's really you, Ashley, you've changed. What happened? You are so full of venom.

And no fantasy about the sleepovers necessary; I have them all the time with my nieces. Those girls are only 7 and 9 and unlike bigots, republicans, and transphobes, they aren't filled with hate. They accept me as I am - as a woman - and even use my proper pronouns.

If it's that easy for children to understand, why can't adults like you get it?

Anonymous 08/27/2022 (Sat) 19:25 [Preview] No.5719 del
>oh Daniel my brother you are older than me
>do you still feel the pain of the scars that won't heal

Anonymous 08/27/2022 (Sat) 19:27 [Preview] No.5720 del
Those children sound like they are a perfect match for you. What else have you brainwashed them to think is okay as you spend time with them? When a spider is nearby at one of your sleepovers, do they ask to use your size 15 women's shoe to kill it?

Anonymous 08/27/2022 (Sat) 19:31 [Preview] No.5721 del
brainwashed? there's nothing wrong with teaching kids about sexuality and gender, which I have done. The 7 year old just told me at our last sleepover that they prefer they/them pronouns. They are also genderfluid.

There's nothing more normal than that. I suppose you would prefer that they stay in the dark about these kinds of things? Maybe experience some depression and confusion about the feelings they have?

You sound just like my sister and her boyfriend. Kids need to learn, and women like me - heroes - will be the ones to teach them.

Anonymous 08/27/2022 (Sat) 19:36 [Preview] No.5722 del
both of you are bullshitting, but please continue.

Anonymous 08/27/2022 (Sat) 20:04 [Preview] No.5728 del
I'm NOT bullshitting about wanting to teach kids about sex. It's normal.

Anonymous 08/30/2022 (Tue) 00:12 [Preview] No.6104 del
>Is she back yet ffs.
Yes, she's posting on the new board >>>/ashIeyj/

100% actually her because there's new pictures in the banners.

the new board looks better too

Anonymous 08/30/2022 (Tue) 01:02 [Preview] No.6105 del
This poster is a liar. Do not go to the board, the link hits you with a trojan.

Anonymous 08/30/2022 (Tue) 01:04 [Preview] No.6106 del

It bricked my little sister's chromebook.

Anonymous 08/30/2022 (Tue) 01:19 [Preview] No.6108 del
I think you guys are lying. I'm gonna go post there and post again here within 5 minutes so you know it's safe.

Anonymous 08/30/2022 (Tue) 01:53 [Preview] No.6109 del
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Every time I try to access the board, I get this. It's a fucking scam. Obviously it's a scam. Fake Ash uploads two audio's like that shit can't be faked or Ash's voice can't be mimicked, and two pics that look like there were straight from photoshop. On top of spamming scat. Where would Ashley have picked up scatposting? Old Ash would never have done that.

Anonymous 08/30/2022 (Tue) 01:58 [Preview] No.6110 del
what are you talking about newfag, Ash always spammed mentally ill textwalls and got in long drawn-out arguments with people on the old board. and there aren't any other people here who do that, so it has to be her.

Anonymous 08/30/2022 (Tue) 02:14 [Preview] No.6111 del
No, it fucking isn't. She never resorted to shock imagery to throw this much of a fit. It CLEARLY isn't her.

Anonymous 08/30/2022 (Tue) 02:20 [Preview] No.6112 del
Stop fueling the autistic retard and come to the actual board

Anonymous 08/30/2022 (Tue) 02:51 [Preview] No.6113 del
There is only one /ashleyj/ and we're posting on it right now. You kikes can take your cheap imitation whore and fuck off.

Anonymous 08/30/2022 (Tue) 03:45 [Preview] No.6114 del
>She never resorted to shock imagery to throw this much of a fit.
lmao get a load of this newfaggot. you CLEARLY weren't around when she was active. Ashley loves this kind of shit.

it's OK we'll all go have fun with Ashley while you sit here and jerk off to your pony drawings

Anonymous 08/30/2022 (Tue) 04:12 [Preview] No.6115 del

Ashley would never behave in a way that went against her Mormon faith.

Anonymous 08/30/2022 (Tue) 04:16 [Preview] No.6116 del
You're full of shit and there's still zero proof that Ashley is back, only that somebody is using her name to fuck /ashleyj/ and trick people into downloading a trojan.

Anonymous 08/30/2022 (Tue) 04:19 [Preview] No.6117 del
great now look what you've done

Anonymous 08/30/2022 (Tue) 04:39 [Preview] No.6118 del
I honest to god hope that you're trolling because I refuse to believe anyone can be this retarded.

Anonymous 08/30/2022 (Tue) 04:42 [Preview] No.6119 del

whoever it is they're already contacting people privately and asking for money. something about iraqi dinars and reverse mortgages. my grandma got completely wiped out.

Anonymous 08/30/2022 (Tue) 04:44 [Preview] No.6120 del
Autism is hell of a drug

Anonymous 08/30/2022 (Tue) 04:58 [Preview] No.6121 del
Fake Ashley, fake board, weird trojan warning that pops up everytime you try to access the board. I dunno bro, seems like you should kys.

Laughing_Boy 08/30/2022 (Tue) 05:02 [Preview] No.6122 del
Whatever it is that is happening, I assure you all it's not me. I don't actually work for the NSA or assist in the online theft and transfer of currencies laundered outside of the United States for the Democratic party but if you would like to donate, let me know and I will follow up with instructions on how to do so.

Anonymous 08/30/2022 (Tue) 21:18 [Preview] No.6130 del
BO I think the admin enabled extra security features on this board, you might have to have them host the bg image locally for it to load properly.

Anonymous 08/30/2022 (Tue) 21:19 [Preview] No.6131 del
sure man, you got a monero wallet?

Anonymous 08/30/2022 (Tue) 22:37 [Preview] No.6133 del
Jesus Christ endchan I spammed scat for under an hour. I'm not some master hacker who's going to write a script that will spam this board with scat every 5 minutes. That would be uncalled for...

By the way, I emailed you. Get back to me, I had important questions. Oh and whatever security measures you did must have fucked up my new board >>>>/ashIeyj/. Even though the cursor, background, and a few other things are hotlinked, they do not work. Now you're messing up endchan more than I was. By the way, we are talking MAAAYBE 50 scat pictures that were posted in total. Are you serious? Why such overreach? I stopped when you asked, don't push me. I can accuse you of rape at any moment. Oh you think the mainstream wouldn't fucking cream over that story? Come at me bro. I want my cursor back. I'll tell them that my boyfriend who owns Endchan raped me repeatedly, made me worship Qanon, all while screaming Q IS REAL Q IS REAL. Respect me.

Anonymous 08/30/2022 (Tue) 22:42 [Preview] No.6134 del
boast bussy n fot plz

Anonymous 08/31/2022 (Wed) 00:04 [Preview] No.6136 del
Hey retard endchan owner. I'm not sure what retarded shit you did but I see you're hosting the background image and cursor from this board on endchan. My background and cursor are hotlinked, and used to work. They suddenly STOPPED WORKING.

You know what I did? I had to upload my background and cursor as banners, then update the CSS so the background and cursor links are coming from endchan. Magically they work. It isn't MY JOB to work around your shitty website, endchan.

I'm sorry baby that I got mad. But what the fuck? You act like I'm going to ruin your website. I'm tired of having to find god damn loopholes to make this work.

Anonymous 08/31/2022 (Wed) 00:05 [Preview] No.6137 del
And I guess I'll post scat so I know you'll see this, endchan. I don't want to.

Anonymous 08/31/2022 (Wed) 00:19 [Preview] No.6138 del
Alright anon,

No one wants to see your stupid posts. Maybe you should use your wise mind and understand that endchan's current form is depreciated. We are not actively working on this software anymore. As it says on the homepage. Right at the tippy top where everyone can see it.
We are working on new software. So no magical updates are going to appear over night for you to enjoy. Enjoy your cobbled together patch work. There is zero reason to continue to put serious effort into this software when magrathea is in active development. It is simple as that.

Anonymous 08/31/2022 (Wed) 00:35 [Preview] No.6139 del
Thank you for your response. Was that so hard? I'm not even asking for new features, the site barely functions, as I don't own /bbg/ after you gave it to me and hotlinking images is all fucked up. Now, perhaps you did that as some kind of retarded security measure, but I've already discovered a loophole and had to use banners as the background and cursor. Now my banners are fucking backgrounds and cursors. You have to admit that's stupid and not unreasonable to want fixed. Just because you crave my yummy & tight hole does not give you grounds to abuse me with shit web design.

You are running on a years old version of Lynxchan. I basically just wanted to know if you were going to update it. I'm not asking for new fancy features, but if you could implement not being a faggot anymore, that would be cool. I'm just kidding, baby. You know how I like to joke around... especially when you lookin so cute and shit *nudges your chin with my petite, yet hairy knuckles*. Can we just be on good terms?

Also, I'm sorry that I had to post scat to get your attention. But I feel like it's sorta like the bat signal for you. "Need to get in touch with Mr. Endchan? Post a guy standing in a trashcan of communal feces". I also thought it was impressive you hash banned some of the other scat images I had used previously.

Anyhoo, can we agree to be civil and friendly from now on? I will be expecting a response to this post and you know exactly what I'll have to do if I don't get it.



Anonymous 08/31/2022 (Wed) 00:38 [Preview] No.6140 del
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Hey daddy endchan owner. Wanna see some cute selfies I took recently? :3 Do you like my blue hair?

Anonymous 08/31/2022 (Wed) 00:53 [Preview] No.6141 del
>barely functions
So leave, get a board on 8chan.moe

>Had to use banners as the background and cursor now my banners are ruined
You choose to do that. Not my problem.

Lynxchan is depreciated and magrathea is coming out soon... You can check that out on the link on the homepage... On the site announcements. Use 8chan.moe if you want an updated lynxchan experience.

Anonymous 08/31/2022 (Wed) 01:02 [Preview] No.6142 del
nigga i cam here on the daily 2 see sum bussy n sum fot nigga c'mon nao
give that shit up u gotta hrony nigga ova here

Anonymous 08/31/2022 (Wed) 01:14 [Preview] No.6143 del
>So leave, get a board on 8chan.moe
Easy there big fella. I think we got off to the wrong foot. I am just letting you know from a user's perspective that there are multiple functionalities that fail to work correctly, and it could be because you haven't updated in years. Don't shoot the messenger. I was just trying to help. But riddle me this: Why did you spend so much time putting an end to the scat, banning IPs and hashes, supposedly implementing security measures on this board, yet you cannot spend a small amount of time making sure basic features work correctly? Okay, okay, I'm letting it go. I realize that I must sound ungrateful, which isn’t my intent. Please do know that when I was spamming scat images, they weren’t directed at you personally. That was really between the current board owner and I, you were just hit by the shrapnel. Or scatnel. You get what I mean. I’m sorry about the shitpics.

Irregardless, I should address this:
>You choose to do that. Not my problem.
Well, I didn’t really “choose” to do it. Basically, backgrounds and cursors stopped working (happened on this board too). Was that a security measure you implemented? If so, I circumvented it quite quickly by using the banner workaround. If backgrounds and cursors breaking wasn’t something you intentionally did, I figured it would be something you’d want to know about and presumably fix.

>magrathea is coming out soon…
I look forward to posting scat pictures using this new platform too (at a reasonable, non-spam pace).

Please tell me that we can be on friendly terms. As I said in my email to you, I do not wish to make yet another enemy, as I did with hotwheels. I apologize if I appeared angry. I have severe real autism and sometimes people misinterpret that as anger.

Eagerly awaiting your response.

Anonymous 08/31/2022 (Wed) 01:48 [Preview] No.6144 del
gonna beat off to this

Anonymous 08/31/2022 (Wed) 02:50 [Preview] No.6145 del
irregardless isn't a word

moar plz daddy

Anonymous 08/31/2022 (Wed) 04:09 [Preview] No.6147 del
>I have severe real autism and sometimes people misinterpret that as anger
you have a severe cluster B personality and some people rightly interpret you as a toxic trainwreck

Anonymous 08/31/2022 (Wed) 04:11 [Preview] No.6148 del
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Hnnng, blue scene girl hair. An old weakness of mine. I thought I was past this. Now I gotta know if you taste like blue raspberry.

Anonymous 08/31/2022 (Wed) 04:17 [Preview] No.6149 del
that webm is gay as hell. I'd have put my wiener in her instead. chicks love wiener

Anonymous 08/31/2022 (Wed) 04:23 [Preview] No.6150 del
Don't you have some other egirl with blue hair to go tend to?

Anonymous 08/31/2022 (Wed) 04:38 [Preview] No.6151 del
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Is that a problem for you?

Anonymous 08/31/2022 (Wed) 04:43 [Preview] No.6152 del
you know any good ones?

Anonymous 08/31/2022 (Wed) 04:59 [Preview] No.6153 del
Why isn't this conversation happening on my board? >>>/ashIeyj/
Pick any thread to continue this conversation in.

Anonymous 08/31/2022 (Wed) 05:14 [Preview] No.6154 del
No, but I have a guy on discord who can hook you up. Go to the Ashley Jones board and ask for Genrih Silin

Anonymous 08/31/2022 (Wed) 05:19 [Preview] No.6155 del
Shit, I meant to say server, no board.

Anonymous 08/31/2022 (Wed) 05:22 [Preview] No.6156 del

about blue hair gorls or bpd gorls? not that there isn't overlap.

Anonymous 08/31/2022 (Wed) 05:32 [Preview] No.6157 del
Oh sorry I don't use discord because I'm not a transsexual

Anonymous 08/31/2022 (Wed) 08:23 [Preview] No.6160 del
Fake Ashley, fake board. Not using it.

Anonymous 08/31/2022 (Wed) 11:26 [Preview] No.6164 del
Not everyone on discord is a faggot, faggot. Some of them are just drug addicts

Anonymous 08/31/2022 (Wed) 17:01 [Preview] No.6169 del
no he's right, everyone on discord is a faggot, but I'm still using it though regardless

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Anonymous 09/01/2022 (Thu) 06:14 [Preview] No.6175 del
whenceforth I hath madeth myself a Discourd account irregardlessly

Anonymous 09/03/2022 (Sat) 22:42 [Preview] No.6217 del

Anonymous 09/11/2022 (Sun) 14:16 [Preview] No.6319 del
This. I never really felt she meant TRULY the edgy things she said, it was just entertainment for her. And for me too. I'm honestly in many ways more of a liberal, but one that doesn't take offense to things and believes in free speech and doesn't write off people.

Anonymous 09/13/2022 (Tue) 19:56 [Preview] No.6351 del
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who's gonna make the trek to Colorado to object at the wedding

Anonymous 09/14/2022 (Wed) 23:46 [Preview] No.6369 del
But wont the document be under a new name?

Anonymous 09/15/2022 (Thu) 00:58 [Preview] No.6371 del
If you're referring to a marriage license, then no. There is no easy way to hide from anyone in modern society and live a normal life. There is a paper trail for just about everything. There are discrepancies but they are merely overlooked until corrected. There are private investigators that search for people who commit pseudocide and they have a very high success rate because most people get too confident with their new identity or have a longing to hear from family. If I was actually searching for someone, they could change their legal name, social security number, residence or even move to another country. All of this would be documented and accessible through various legal means. That most difficult part would be doing the leg work. The other thing is most people just aren't intelligent enough to find someone. It's 4D Chess irl. You have to be highly intuitive and spatial intelligence isn't most people's strong suit. I assure you I'm not a glow nigger.

Anonymous 09/15/2022 (Thu) 01:22 [Preview] No.6375 del
you are one fucked up dude

Anonymous 09/15/2022 (Thu) 01:24 [Preview] No.6377 del
Don't worry. I wouldn't doxx you. Nobody wants to doxx you. You're completely safe, Craig.

Anonymous 09/15/2022 (Thu) 01:28 [Preview] No.6379 del
yeah yeah, you found my youtube account great job

Anonymous 09/15/2022 (Thu) 01:55 [Preview] No.6381 del
You must have dealt with a lot of shit people in your life. I'm just fucking with you. I'm not going to do anything that would jeopardize you. It's funny how all you robots get so uptight about doxxing. Most of you aren't worth it and the rest of you have nothing to lose from the notoriety. We all have a few ponies in the closet.

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