>>10
Um. Well she lacks Ash's elfin charm. But not BAD. Also has good taste in walls.

>>17
Lol thats nat

Nat the Australian singer?

>>19

wow, he does look kinda like natalie imbruglia

>>37

no homo, I do fuck Nat. They're an attractive family.

>>38
mabye their dad is, but their mother literally looks like a pig and is ugly as shit

>>48

she looks more like her aunt somehow

beside the youtube/bitchute archives is there something else?

>>51
there's that mega link with most pics and the streams archived

beyond that it's just whoever has recent info on her, or pics from her private instagram/facebook accounts (I haven't seen a new pic of her posted for 2 years)

the publicly searchable stuff out there isn't much, but it shows her age & general location. just beware of people posting incorrect details on purpose to throw you off

>>54
i mostly get my pics from thread archives, where can i find the mega link? im interested in saving more pics.

>>55

I don't know if there's a mega for pics. I think people just share their personal collection. But here's the video folder.

https://mega.nz/folder/okkBxYYC#GRYpyTqdRiE8-jTH458frQ

>>56
thank you so much for sharing. best way of finding pictures is google and thread archives.

>>57
here is the mega file for the pics https://mega.nz/#F!AkUGBbhT!j3uEu60mlRzBUxrRwR4Gmw

thanks! great collection of photos. i only found like 40 pics of her searching around.

she is the best

>>60
i know

>>58

cool. there were a couple in there I actually hadn't seen before.

>>62
most of them i haven't seen. cool pack.

>>63
I've never seen this blonde one before. It's far from comprehensive though. None of the wig pics, etc

>>65
maybe she was bleaching her hair before dying it and she took a photo in between. its the only pic with this shade of blonde.

>>62
>>63
how new are you? how did you even end up here?
>>65
>>66
she posted that pic on /ashleyj/ a few weeks after she deleted her youtube channel iirc

>>67

I was never a big fan while she was active. I was still simping for randytaylor69. I didn't have room in my heart for another toxic elf.

>>67
im these posters
>>63
>>66
im very new here. i know her videos and wanted to save more pictures of her. i made some threads on /wsg/ and other places but people mostly forgot about her and never posted anything (because of the new girls maybe, they don't compare to her). then i found this place recently.

*cough* *cough*
i tried posting her jew videos on my instagram back then and it got deleted immediately. shit how the big sites on the internet became so bad its unusable.

>>70

oh to hear her say "Mawwr-duh-kye" one more time.

>>72
KayKay's strong western US accent is one of her cutest features imo. Heavy "R"'s coming from such small pixie vocal chords. Everything about her is weird and exotic to me

I probably wouldn't have been so obsessed with her in 2015 if I was from the same part of the world and heard that accent every day

any other girls you like besides her? since she is not active anymore i think you guys have a side girl. i like bonbi.

>>76
>any other girls you like besides her?

No. Bonbi and Rose are cute and all but I just like Ashley's personality more.>>76

>>77
>but I just like Ashley's personality more.
thats why i think she is the best. too bad i came late to the party but im glad that everything is archived.

A lot of girls are extremely cute and probably a select few are on a par with the Ash. But what makes the Ash so special is everything else.

any feetpilled people here? i have ashley feet pic

>>81
her feet are LONG. still cute its just funny how long her hands and feet are, like an alien

I only have screenshots from the vids where she is barefoot

>>81
>any feetpilled people here?
I wish. Going to the beach would be a fun time.

>>81

she's perfect in every way except them big ole bunions.

>>83
>just funny how long her hands and feet are
4 inch gang

>>83
>I only have screenshots from the vids where she is barefoot
i only have this screenshot. if there is more please post them.
>>85
i think her feet is nice

>>84
walking around with a big boner creeping on feet is a good time.

>>88
Does sound like fun

is there a video of her crushing tomaTOES or food with her feet? someguy said this in /wsg/. haven't watched all her videos but im going to do so eventually.

>>97
thank you so much!

found this spooky webm

>>99
What is it?

>>100
i don't know. if he intended to spook people with it then he succeeded. it looks like an ashley bot that is intelligent and will always love you.

i saved all the webms posted here. anyone have some more webms? post some please.

>>103
thanks, i love the snake edit.

in the name of ashllah. victory will come no matter how few are our men or how many are our enemies. say the name of ashley while in combat and she shall give you the strength you need to fight your enemy. all the martyrs of this struggle will be blessed with a new ashley jones video made exclusively for him, he may share it with his ashley comrades if he wills. ashley is great ashley is great!.

>>119
As Salamu Alackum
Allah Akbar,Allah Akbar

>>119
takbir budy
alhamdulillah

>>119

mashallah!

أنا الوحش الذي أعبد

>>119
Ashley's been dead for years. Nice vid, though.

I wonder what high school she went to?

>>157
Did she go to bhs

>>119
Great OC. You inspired me to wait for another 4 years.

>>160
Me too

>>159
I think she did. Her dad was in wrestling and won 1st place 87! No better mess with her!

>>162
waiting for what. I highly doubt shes coming back.

>>164

Blessed is he who waits

-- Daniel 12:12

>>167
Retarded is he who quotes the bible

>>169
ur gay lol

>>171
u qutee the bible lol

>>83
I've seen her irl. I did seasonal work at a ski lodge a town over. I go every year and will be headed their again soon although I am unsure if I'll even be working this time because of covid. I go into the city and adjacent suburbs often because there is really nothing but lodging and a few stores where I stayed. Can't really live off Starbucks. I saw her at a grocery store with a casually dressed much older hispanic guy that wasn't much taller than her. Her hands and feet aren't big at all. She is a very small person. She can't even get things off the top mid shelves. Could easily be mistaken for a middle school girl because of how she was dressed. She is very pretty. Being in her presence was almost ethereal. I don't think she even realizes how pretty she is? It's no wonder so many anon stalk her online. She seems afraid of guys. We made eye contact and she nonchalantly looked away. If she was still online, I would have said hey, but I didn't want t creep her out.

>>173
>She is a very small person

She's not small, she's petite.

>>56
>>58
>links still work
I don't want to necrobump, but god bless your soul. I use to have a huge Ashley folder until my external went. I managed to recollect a few things here and there but this is an actual godsend. Thank you.

sorry newfag here, what timeframe was she active and how old was she in her videos and/or is her actual age known?
I ask cause everyone says "15" but she mentioned having gone to and dropped out of college in some of the streams, so I assume she must've been at least 18 at least in those videos unless she was BSing.

The Ash was active making vids on youtube from October 2014 through April 2015. She was 14 and then 15 so that makes her 21 now. Obviously while making vids she wasn't in college taking business courses. She probably just said it for effect.
>>710

>>711

she worked so hard to throw people off and remain anonymous and still got doxed and disappeared. nothing gold can stay.

>>711
>>713
I see, how did people figure that out? also, I'll go out on a limb and guess Ashley isn't her real name?

>>717

nah, it's not her real name and i don't really know how she was outed. i assume after the "i wish i were black" video went semi-viral somebody she knew irl said something. her parents were probably pissed too.

>>717
The first thing was that her real first name was leaked by a member of her inner-circle. Her facebook account was then found back in 2015. It was quickly removed, but her full name and family and friends were already identified. Family photos with Ashley were later leaked in 2016 from these accounts. Although her dox wasn't leaked to everyone. Many anon came to realize that Ashley lived near Denver, Colorado. Photos of Ashley were leaked online and no one knew where they came from? Later, in 2017, some anon, claiming to have leaked the photos said they were in an ldr with Ashley and made her real name public. Anon then looked up Ashley's info online and found her voting information. The information from there was used to identify her on people search websites. Her family was then identified on these websites. Then their social media accounts were released by anon. An anon came forth claiming to go to school with Ashley. Ashley was later identified on the graduation list confirming anon's story. Sometime goes by and more pictures of Ashley are leaked online. A nude of Ashley is leaked along with them but it is cropped and censored. No one knows if it's real because it looks like it could be her in her room. Photos of the inside of Ashley's house are posted online and they are from a realty website. Apparently, Ashley had moved. The latest is some anon on discord claiming to be Ashley. A goth picture of a girl resembling Ashley was posted. It could be her because her brother and his gf are goth and they all live together with Ashley's dad...like Mexicans.

>>723
Ash Feet

>>724
I'm not a footfag, but..

>>723
ty for the spoonfeed bro. could I ask what the most recent picture of her is? is it that one people keep posting of her with the two younger girls and the picture frame?

>>723
does anyone have any of her real info? Its been bothering me for years what happened to her. If there is any personal info on her at all it would scratch a real itch if mine to know it

>>773

Ever hear of a little thing called q-anon, bucko? Well, who do you think Q is? Qaleigh? Q? See the connection? But you didn't hear it from me.

>>773
A lot of Ashlings took this vid as just another funny vid but subliminally Ash was telling us that she actually is a CIA agent. Why do you think she disappeared so mysteriously?

>>775
Ash is playing 69d chess to save us from the deep fried state, the cake pan of ice symbolizes the anti state, we all know that the deep(fried) state is burning hot, ice is the resistance, she sits at the top of the resistance, she is the leader, she is Q.

>>774
woah

>>776
so what you're saying... is if I join the resistance she'll sit on me?

>>778
I wasn't saying that! its symbolic she sits at the top of... ok forget it

>>775

That scene took her twenty takes. Her hot ass kept melting the ice. They finally had to bring in Industrial Light & Magic to digitally replace the ice in post. The part where the shard sticks to her butt was ad-lib'd but Scorsese left it in.

(commentary from the Ashley DVD)

>>780
It's been confirmed that Scorsese was so impressed with the Ash's ad-lib "It stuck to my butt" that he is considering a re-make of the film he directed, Taxi Driver, originally starring Jodie Foster and will use the Ash in the role originally played by Foster.

This may shed some light on why the Ash so abruptly ended her you tube career to assume the role played by Foster.

But given a copy of the script it's been confirmed that the Ash said that the role formerly played by Foster so affected her puritanical sensibilities that she turned down the role and continued in her position as leader of the resistance.

Slowly but surely the pieces are starting to come together regarding the enigma, the mystery that is the Ash.

>>780
>her hot ass

Literally or aesthetically?

>>783
...omg, is Ashley a sasquatch??

>>784

i was thinking slenderman but... yes

>>783

during oestrous the genitals of the Ashley become engorged and warm to the touch. that's how you know the pizza is ready.

>>783
and that was 6 years ago too. imagine what it looks like now. assuming the "mexican surprise" hasn't happened to her yet.

>>787
I like to imagine that she still has a cute little butt. I'll have to plead ignorance and ask what is the "Mexican surprise"?

>>789
the unfortunate phase in the lifecycle of hot latina girls in their late teens to mid 20s where they gain 60 pounds and look just like their mom

>>790
The Ash once said on a live stream about fat girls that she doesn't understand how girls can let themselves go like that. So the Ash is probably conscious in watching her weight. That plus the fact that she's only half latina so the curse of the Mexican surprise hopefully doesn't enter the equation.
Thanx for enlightening me on the "Mexican surprise"

>>785
More like slenderbabe, amirite??

>>792
hah! up top!

>>791
hopefully but who knows. are there any pictures of her less than like 3 years old? or what's the most recent one?

>>794
Back in the 8chan days someone posted this pic from her mom's Facebook page. Looks like a cute, happy kid. Hope she's still happy as her pic shows. Doesn't look like we'll ever see a recent pic of the Ash but hey. you never know.

>>795
lol that's a good pic but I meant a pic less than 3 years old as in one from the last 3 years. basically I'm asking what the last known picture of her is.

>>795
wow small ash

>>796
this one was posted on her mom's facebook in dec. 2015. I don't think there are any pics confirmed to be more recent.

>>798
that was after this one?
also I'm surprised no one ever got hold of a yearbook when she graduated

wait how old is this one? >>620
I thought that was the most recent

>>802
that pic is way older. she looks like a kid there

>>803
>>804
man I'm all fucked up
she's one of those people who ages in reverse

want her back, man. want her back, want her in that basement.

>>48
are there any pics of her dad?

Green eyed lady lovely lady
Flitting slowly
Towards the sun

Green eyed lady feels life
I never see
Setting suns and lonely lovers free

Therefore

I cast my net for all it's worth
The net returns as always empty and unfulfilled
Like sand through an hour glass
I perceive my existence slowly ebbing
I beg the universe for a stay of execution
That I may yet again cast my net
The universe ignores and remains mum

And now all that remains of me
Is an empty vessel of unrequited love
Doomed to an eternity of non existence....oblivion
Truly she is the most elusive butterfly of love
That no net cast can capture

>>809
tears from your eyes are pouring
like cold icicles falling on my heart

the skies are black, the wind is freezing
no warmth can be felt when we are apart

no reason for life no reason to keep going
what is there to love when Ashley is gone

I glance one more time on a world I'm leaving
I see a desolate desert of misery and forlorn

nigga that was wack, watch this:

there once was an egirl named Ash
who all anons wanted to smash
a whole bunch of jews
reported abuse
her channel was banned in a flash

>>811
you challenge me? watch this:

the Ash is strong
the Ash is cool
her dick is long
make pussies drool

you want to smash
but she smashes you
she is the aryan
you are the jew

>>810
To sleep perchance to dream
I slowly awake
Consciousness sweeps over my body
Like a wave seeking the sanctity of its beach
As the numbness of sleep begins to wane
I begin to wonder
Was it a dream, was it reality
Was I visited by an angel who is Ashley
Must be a dream I ponder
For why would I a mere mortal
Be privy to such a visitation
Satisfied that it was merely a dream
I rise from the comfort of my bed
And spy a hair ribbon carelessly discarded on my headboard

>>815
in Ashley's bosom I lay
among me a strange world
sparkling roses and shinning trees
and comforting sounds of colorful birds

the weather is slightly cold
Ashley is deliciously warm
hugging her tightly
I feel at home in her bosom

yall need Jesus

>>819
we need Ashley, not jesus

>>820

yYu fool! Jesus is magic! With a Jesus we can make many Ashleys.

please provide any intel that can fuck over the swedish fed.

i'l get a new phone and laptop,my current ones are aready tapped.

>>808

if you squint or are willing to pay twenty bucks for the full sized yearbook.

>>826
ah man yeah he's full latino.
no wonder Ashley's a racist, mexicans are all either sjw or racist.

Can someone explain the "Luke" situation to me? was he actually her boyfriend?

>>828
As far as I know it was never confirmed, but that is what she told us. She also told us she broke up with him, but that was probably just to avoid drama.

Not to be confused with the trap of the same name that used to post on /ashleyj/ 8ch

>>829
was the actual Luke on 8chan or anywhere else?
I'm divided about what to think since she was like "sowwy for lying :( but everything else is true!" when actually close to nothing she said was true

something i've noticed recently (maybe it's old news) is the thorough job someone has done in erasing Ash from search engine results. Her old high school info is only available through google cache and wayback. her name is even missing in some online copies of her grandfather's obituary.

>>831
cool to see Ashley posting, man I missed a lot

>>831
online bf? lol that doesn't even count. I had a runescape gf once, doesn't make me any less of a virgin

>>834
I never had an online gf, you are way cooler than mine

>>831
Do you have more Ashposts? They're almost as pleasant as her rambling videos

>>837
kinda shitty of this dude to post their PMs though when she seems like she trusted him. that wasn't her "boyfriend" was it?

>>832
I wonder if she and her family pulled that off or if it's (((them))) trying to memoryhole her.

>>837
why would her mom call her Ashley?

>>837
>lets be real you'll never find a boyfriend
this guy was trying so hard to commit statutory rape
>>840
think Ashley made that up too lol I bet her mom just caught her talking to herself in her room too many times and threatened to take her to a loonie bin or something. These videos are probably Ashley's most embarrassing memories, and that just makes them funnier

>>828
>>831
found an archive of the thread Luke originally posted in: https://archive.is/UWrD5
it's not the entire thing though
also the first page of the board in the aftermath: https://archive.is/zf51S

>>842
that's hilarious. ty for digging that up.
man I'm always surprised how old certain memes and phrases are when I see threads from years ago, I don't recall any memories of "redpilled" older than like 2016 (and I'm not an electionfag)

What charisma, allure, presence, aura and magnetism does this girl possess that we're still talking about her life of 7 years ago? Like Karen Carpenter sang, "It's Yesterday Once More".

>>845
there's something unique about her. a lot of cam girls have done similar stuff trying to appeal to dorky guys on the internet but she's the only one I've seen who seemed like she was really being her true self. she seemed to fit naturally into the 4chan crowd without trying to.
...and being a 11/10 might have something to do with it.

>>845

she was uniquely cute and genuinely funny. like - funny even if an ugly chick or a dude had said it - funny. she is desperately missed.

>>846

>>847
Spot on my fellow Ashlings. There are quite a few really cute girls, a few on a par with Ashley but with Ashley it's everything else.

>>851
based Ashley doing whatever the fuck she wants

>>854
yeah she's gonna reappear out of the blue after 6 years and painstaking efforts of burying her internet identity so she can get expelled from school or fired from her job for committing hate crimes on the internet

does anyone have a copy of that "Patriotic Crisis Line" stream with the audio still intact?
the ones on youtube and bitchute are muted

>>856
yeah, here you go: https://anonfiles.com/RczfK917uf/Patriotic_Crisis_Line-ChamwlbSGlM_mp4

>>856
If Anon's download doesn't work I compressed the vid due to it's size. No guarantee it will work though.

>>857
>>858
thanks bros. I've been watching them all lately and was excited when there was one more I'd overlooked

...okay so like, who.. alright. okay like, what the fuck eaven IS an ashley??????????????

>>860
Who is Ashley he asks.
Only the epitome of extreme cuteness. humor, charisma and fun.

her streams were the goat

>>860
shes mine wife

you guys think she's really 4'11? I'd probably believe it cause she was always the shortest girl in pictures. she was in her mid teens though so she might be 5'1 or 5'2 now, unless she was one of those kids who grew early and stopped at age 13.

>>864
perhaps she can be measured against an object with a known height in one of her videos

>>865
my penis is 6" long
I'll give her a call and organise this measuring thing

>>866
imagine

>>868

Hi, I'm Chris Hansen with Dateline NBC. Why don't you take a seat right over there?

>>869
Chris Hansen: Arrested and charged with larceny in 2019 for writing bad checks. Charged with harassment. Show taken off air due to his being charged with harassment. Caught cheating on his wife with a much younger woman

>>869
Evicted from his NY apartment for non payment of rent

>>869

Hi, I'm Chris Hansen with Dateline NBC. Would you like fries with that?

And let's not forget this guy

>>873

RIP scott bakula

I had a dream that we were helping Ashley escape from a clown in the sewer and Ashley said the only way to stop the clown from getting her was that we all had to cum on her face. And we were all like, is there no other way Ash? But she said no, it couldn't be helped. So there we were, in the sewer, surrounded by shit water and poo gas giving Ashley a blowbang and just as the last cuck jizzed all over her face. The clown appeared right before us and was really pissed off we had bukaked his daughter. He said, Ashley come home right this instant and Ashley was like no way man, I got a boyfriends now and they'll beat you up if you ever try to tell me what to do, manlet. So there we all were, all 37 us kicking Ashley's dads ass for being a clown while getting blowjobs from Ashley with cum on her face then a miata shows up and some guy wearing aviators opens the driver door and gets out, Ashley looks over and runs to him. Derrick! wrapping her arms around him and they start making out with cum on her face. He sets her down in the passenger seat and gets in and drives away with a big grin and cum on his face. We are just standing around wondering what the fuck just happened and then someone asks who the fuck was that? Ashley's dad replies that was Ashley's other boyfriend and I'm just like, did he just make out with her after she sucked our dicks? Then I woke up.

>>875
bro same. what could it mean???

>>877
I'm not a student of oneirology or a psychologist nor do I play one on TV but I'd hazard a guess that there are more deviants on this board than first thought.

>>875
i had a dream today with ashley in but it wasnt as based, so basically i drive into this really small town in the middle of nowhere called "Nigger" so I pull over and ask some guy what the name of the town is just to hear him say it and we laugh then i go to the gas station and ashley is pumping my gas. she was wearing a red wifebeater and short shortsm she looked like she was at least 5 years older than in her videos, lightish red hair, slightly taller and somewhat muscular. she was like "hey bro guess what the name of this town is bro youll never guess bro" and i laughed myself awake before she finished the n word

>>879
please tell me you literally had this dream and aren't just making it up. I have to know.

>>875
>>879
dude that's crazy. about 3 months ago I had a dream I was at a wedding in an unfamiliar place and I didn't know who was getting married or how I got there, but eventually when I saw the couple I could make out that it was Ashley and Elliot Rodger. he must've been brought back to life somehow, or maybe he never died? anyway afterward I go up to her and I'm like "Ashley this was a mistake! this guy is bad news!" and she looks at me kind of with a knowing look and says "no Anon (she actually said 'Anon' not my real name), he changed for me, he's a really good guy now". and I'm like I don't know man I don't know, cause people say that all the time and they're always wrong eventually. then later I'm listening to a conversation with both of them and he like speaks super formally and even with a slight british accent. but then this one guy walks past and he's carrying 6 folding chairs with 3 in each arm and some of the girls look at him, and I sort of hear Elliot mutter something about a BMW under his breath, and Ashley FLIPS out. she pulls his belt off and throws him on the ground, then pull his pants and underpants down for all the world to see. his dick was nothing to write home about but he had some nice glutes I'll tell ya, I'm straight and stuff but that guys ass made me momentarily question myself. but I digress, so she starts going to town on him with the belt, he was like whimpering and stuff but no one was doing anything and I didn't really want to be the one to stop her and also she's got crazy eyes, and then she starts dragging / half carrying him with one arm away from the party toward the parking lot, and immediately one of those white pedo vans shows up and the door flings open as if she cued it somehow. she throws him in like a ragdoll and jumps in in one brisk motion. it happened fast so I couldn't see super well and it was far away but I think I could see like that chains and leather BDSM kind of gear, and if nothing else I'm sure I saw some giant strapon dildos. I'm talking huge dildos, even Mr Hands would've hesitated at the sight of this shit. but that was that, it drove off and I think I could see some streamers and cans tied to the back. it was the most vivid dream I've ever had, almost like a prophetic vision of the future.

I had a dream about Ashley once. She told me to stop dreaming about her. Then I woke up.

:^(

>>880
I literally had that dream when i took a nap yesterday if I made it up it'd probably sound like that copypasta about moot in the walmart

I am so jealous of the guys on this board that can dream of Ashley. All the years I've been following the Ash I've never had the honor try as I might. That is until the other night, that night being the exception to the rule.

I fell asleep and found myself in a pizza parlor. I ordered two slices extra sausage and an ice cold Pepsi. I found an empty table and sat down facing the entrance. As I began eating my first slice the door swung open and in she sauntered, I recognized her immediately. She was wearing an oh so short blue pleated skirt and a long sleeved white blouse which seemed a bit ambiguous compared to the short skirt but what the hell, it's my dream. I remarked to myself how such a petite girl can have such long slender legs. Her legs were utterly and completely naked, no thigh high stockings or panty hose, but why would she need them, her legs were flawless and yes, they ran all the way up.

She approached the juke box set against the wall not far from my table. She inserted a coin and pressed the buttons. I watched as she peered into the clear plastic cover to watch the machine select her record. The juke box began to play an instrumental made well before our time, Glenn Miller's Moonlight Serenade, a haunting yet beautiful instrumental.

She turned and looked at me, her gaze locked in on me like a heat seeking SAM missile. She slowly walked to my table and sat down directly opposite of me not saying a word.

She looked down at the remaining slice of pizza, extra sausage. I broke the silence and asked if she wanted the remaining slice. She slowly lifted her gaze from the slice, those beautiful emerald green far set eyes honing in on my own eyes. We just stared at each other for what seemed to be an eternity. Finally she spoke to answer my query in her cute froggy voice saying the one thing she wanted more than the remaining slice is.....

I abruptly awoke and found myself drenched in sweat, heart pounding faster than an engine exceeding its RPM limit with the scent of strawberry from her hair still in my nostrils

Perhaps I'll be able to finish the dream tonight but I seriously doubt it. Oh well, live in hope die in despair. By all that is holy what an exceptionally unique creature she is.

>>879
The idea behind this story is copy pasta worthy. The ending killed me.

>hey bro guess what the name of this town is bro youll never guess bro

>>883
amazing

>>885
I will be stealing that and using it as a copypasta. imagine when it's famous and the knowyourmeme page has to say that it started on this board.

>>881
Damn, he would've become a wizard this year too

>>885
The funniest part is imagining her having moved out to some nowhere town just because it's called Nigger and then working at a gas station just so she can tell people all day.

>>888

that sounds strikingly plausible. i choose to believe that's what happened to her.

>>889
It's settled then, in order to fulfill the prophecy, we must find this "Nigger" town to find Ashley and politely ask her to make more videos!

>>890
got it.
the one place no one would ever think to look for her... England.

>>892

gasp... the rose/ash crossover teased in the post credits stinger from episode one.

>>892
Niggerley Cottage in England may be a possibility but we all know how much the Ash hates the Brits.
A more logical place closer to home might be a little town in Nigger Creek in Oregon.

>>893
Welp. Time to fap.

>>895
she was weirdly averse to cursing verbally despite doing it in text all the time. I've seen this pattern before... among mormons

>>897

Yea, I've noticed that also.

>>897
Lol, she's not mormon. Both sides of her family have catholic roots, but are non-practitioners. It only comes up at wedding s and funerals.

>>899
oh I hadn't heard that, how did people find that out?

>>899
Ah yes, like a proper Mexican family

>>899
That explains a lot when you really think about it

>>902
well it doesn't explain her being straight edge based on the catholics I've known.
of course, assuming she was telling the truth about that. I kind of believe it though just from her appearance and demeanor.

>>902
I'm not being sarcastic but what does it explain?

>>904
her being a pedo

>>903
>>904
>it doesn't explain her being straight edge
She was probably "in rebellion" from her parents (similar to how most people grow up and into), non-devout catholics do tend to be very liberal about stuff, which also might explain how she managed to get away with her youtube channel where she said bad words about minorities, and yet the vague beliefs of her parents could provide an equally vague backbone for her beliefs too. In one moment she mocks her mom(and/or her friends) as Vegan Cathy, in the next she mocks the homosexuals as Taz, and in another she's an amazing atheist possessed by a demon. Yet still outwardly she claimed to be an agnostic and didn't want to marry (but still understood marriage as a commitment). This is the fruit of the infidels.

>>906
>be child of morally drifting gen X parents
>become teenager
>must rebel
>adopt hyper conservative ideology
if only it always happened this way

>>906
Here we are philosophizing about the Ash even after all these years It's the age old question, are our beliefs inborn or are our beliefs learned. You say that non-devout Catholics tend to be very liberal yet the Ash was/is far from liberal. Matter of fact some of her views were even more to the right than Genghis Khan, something my brother once said about me, LOL.

She did mock her mom even when she was out of character(s) Was she rebelling or just didn't hold her mom in high regard? She never said anything bad about her dad.

Yes she said that she didn't want to marry because she was afraid of divorce and looked upon marriage as a commitment. Was that because she witnessed her mom's two divorces and third marriage?

I prefer to accept her characters such as Taz, Vegan Cathy or the Jew entering the gas chamber etc on the first level as just plain fun. But if anyone wants to take it to the second level and believe that she's mocking her mom and or friends then you're more than welcome to. It's just an opinion that anyone is entitled to.

I said this before and it bares repeating. The Ash has a very unique mind. She's an enigma, a mystery wrapped in a riddle.

>>908
Divorced twice? Was Ash's dad the first one?
It is interesting that she only ever spoke positively about her dad, I wonder if he was more conservative and her mom more liberal.
My take is that beliefs can be taught or learned but the moral compass of a child can almost always be traced back to the parents. People can reform themselves for good later in life or make bad decisions in spite of a good upbringing, but for teenagers especially you can generally take a look at their life and make an estimate of what kind of parents they have.
I'd project that her relationship with her dad, and maybe her mom too despite her flaws, is largely to credit for her not doing drugs or slutting around.

>>908
If I may further delve into the realm of extrapolation, my suspicion is that Ashley's "mockery" of her mother would be very much unconscious, that is to suggest that characters such as Vegan Cathy would be amalgamations of distorted conceptions composed of loosely coalesced representations resting within the deepest reaches of Ashley's mental framework. She could have been mocking everyone and everything she came into contact with, as if all her comedic expressions were to take the form of dreams hypostatized into reality. Now, if the aforementioned claim is true, then it may stand to reason that all of Ashley's expressions, that is to say her behavior, would be subject to this rule of fantastical hypostitization, and consequently her decisions would be subject as well. But this suggestion negates the idea of absolute original thought, and therefore takes the position that not only beliefs, but every thought comes from something that is "learned". However, this claim can not be proven absolutely due to its structure beyond the realm of immediate, practical reality, and so no definite answer can be taken unconditionally. The enigma that is Ashley Jones is indeed a mystery, and I feel quite predisposed to the condition in which my riddle is encased about this wondrous mystery, if you catch my drift.

>>908
Yeah this is fascinating and whatever, but dat ass tho.

>>909
Yes, Ashley's dad was the first. I remember it was a day or two before Thanksgiving and someone asked if she was spending the day with her family and she replied that she wasn't. I concluded that she missed her dad and resented her step dad. My opinion only.

>>910
God take, reasonable analysis

If the Ash occasionally peruses this board I think we should tell her that our fee for psychoanalysis is $100 an hour, not that she needs it though.

>>914
My fee is her making a new video idk about you.

>>914
>>914
my fee is also 100$ an hour if by hour you mean 10 minutes and by dollars you mean quarts of her sweat and her succulent toesies in my mouth

>>915
And I've been waiting six years for a new video

>>916
Would you settle for some drool instead?

>>918

ashegao

>>916
here's a man who knows what his business is worth

>>918
A challenger appears

https://youtube.com/watch?v=r5FF1d81Xt4 [Embed]

>>918
Only if its in gallons instead

>>918
I mean, is she even really my waif if she can't pin me down and spit in my mouf?

Anyone know what this channel is?
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCS0Y729jV85nr43yDlqNhDg/featured
The people in comments seem to think it's her running it but I'm a little skeptical

>>930
I seriously doubt it's the Ash running it. It doesn't make sense for her to upload a few 6 year old videos when all her videos are still up on the youtube archive

>>930
something about this reminds me of those tranny discord cults

>>931
they seem to be edits and short clips. I agree though, some of the earlier comments were stuff like "why am I subscribed to this channel?", and it was made in 2017, so the most likely scenario is some dude thought he'd have a giggle and delete his videos, rename his channel, and pretend to be her.

Speaking of dillweed I've always wondered why the Ash named her board dillweed. I looked up the name dillweed the other day in the urbandictionary.com

"Popularized by the Beavis and Butt-head TV series dillweed is a derogatory term used to describe irrational behavior and low intellectual capacity usually resulting in some sort of consequence".

"Literally dillweed likens someone to pubic hair dill being slang for penis, think dill pickle, and weed being slang for hair".

I don't know if the Ash had that in mind or maybe she just likes the herb that is dillweed. Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar.

>>934
I actually didn't know about the insult or the herb and always thought it meant weed produced by the company Dill, which I thought was really funny. now you've ruined it.

ok here comes another /r/ bros
in all versions of the "MCA wasn't a good goy" stream I can find the audio is replaced with some jewish music or something when she says she's gonna dance/lipsync to The Boys of Summer, presumably because jewtube muted it. I'm looking for a version with the audio intact. I want to hear the song while she dances to it. no it's not good enough to just start the song right when I think it's supposed to start, what if it's a quarter second off? then it's all ruined.

is the MEGA that had most of her videos not up anymore? i thought most people had downloaded that to watch them. people actually just watch the vids on youtube?

>>937
I know of one video MEGA, it only has some of the streams though. and "MCA wasn't a good goy" is only on bitchute now but it's still the version with the audio replaced

>>938
pic rel was from the MEGA I was thinking of. I can't find it now so maybe it got taken down, but it was up for years.

I've re-uploaded the stream you wanted here, with the original audio: https://anonfiles.com/p4F9R03dua/MCA_wasn_t_a_good_goy-6CMm1UteOAg_mp4
(I'd upload it to MEGA but I'm banned, so it's the best I can do)

>>939
you're a saint anon, I love you, yes homo.
yeah while watching that stream I was really happy when she said she was gonna play that song and then disappointed when the jews ruined it (as they are wont to do).

>>792
>>793
>Kaleigh as a girl's name is of Greek, Irish, and Gaelic origin, and the meaning of Kaleigh is "beautiful, lovely, slim and fair, or slender".

>slender
lol

>Anne as a girl's name is of Hebrew origin, and the meaning of Anne is "He (God) has favored me". Anne is a variant of the Hebrew names Ann and Hannah.

>Vargas is a Spanish surname of Castilian origin. The founder of the house was Ivan de Vargas who fought as a knight in the reconquest of Madrid, in 1083, at service of Alfonso VI of León and Castile.

>>831
She did break up with him because he was a pussy ass faggot. Ashley always dates these weirdo guys online that either come out as trans or bi and want to fuck a tranny. She almost dated a guy in her inner circle who came out later as trans and was in the process of transitioning. I was told by the dude himself that as soon as he told her, she left the chat and never spoke to him again. Then there was another dude in the inner circle who Ash was interested in, but it got out that this guy was trying to fuck the tranny guy after he transitioned. the same trans guy she almost dated. It was soon after this that she disappeared for good.

>>1024
how Luke handled it was definitely the worst way possible. instead of talking to her he goes straight to the forum and posts about it publicly all dramatically to make her feel bad and make sure everyone knew about it. I wonder if he wasn't much older than her.
good to know she's into trainwreck men though.

>>1026
I'm just going to take a stab at it and suggest that maybe she does have problems with her mother and her parents getting a divorce. She mentioned this before but didn't go into detail about it. Judging by her younger half-brother's age, Ashley's mom definitely did cheat on her dad with some other man. I think Ashley doesn't feel loved and she probably wants to be in a relationship that makes her feel that way, so she goes after the first person that gives her attention but as soon as she sees a red flag, she shuts them out immediately. I'm like this as well and she seems to be that way too. Honestly, I've never had any trouble getting in a relationship, but I've never been too impressed with the women that have come my way so I shut them out soon after and they eventually lose interest or get angry with me and call me a weirdo. I've been called gay a lot by crazy girls, but I'm not gay, I just don't want to end up like my father and be with someone like my mother. Also, she might feel like the middle child, being looked over by her parents and family. So this may have left her very pessimistic in regards to those things, even though deep down she wants this, so she seeks atttention elsewhere since she can't get it from those she truly wants it from.

>>1023
You are correct, Kaleigh is the true Gaelic spelling, not like the aberrations such as Kayleigh, Kailey, Kaylie, Kailee and Kayley.

Castilian = aristocracy, nobility, upper class.

>>1026
I'm Ashley's real boyfriend. I'm Rex, founder of Rex Kwon Do self defense system. After 1 week with me in my dojo you'll be prepared to defend yourself with the strength of a grizzly, the reflexes of a puma and the wisdom of a man.

>>1029
I was going to ask if it's actually pronounced the same. I don't like weird spelled names, but if that's the original spelling I guess it's ok.

>>1027
I wish I could be that person for her

>>1032
Yes, they're all pronounced the same and yeah, I don't like weird spelling names either but some mothers think it's cutesy or cool to change the spelling, like Ellyzabeth for Elizabeth or Jaeysin for Jason. I think its a parent's desire to enshrine their child's uniqueness in a name' it's a bit of narcissism. Rant over, heh,heh.

>>1034
yeah exactly and then their kid has to carry that burden through their youth. and even in adulthood people will laugh about it behind their back unless they get it legally changed. only a borderline retard would do that to their kid.

>>1035
Eggzaklie

Ashley isn't allowed to have a boyfriend until she gets vaxxed. https://youtube.com/watch?v=pa_gk3X5UEE [Embed]

Ashley won't let your kids get any vaccines, no flu vax, no polio vax, no hepatitis vax, nothing. Are you still gonna marry her Anon?

Ashley and I have decided to name our firstborn son Hehtler. Big future ahead of that kid. Whatever problems he may encounter in life, I'm sure he'll find the solution.

>>1037
>>1038
le meme coof vaccines are a scam. vaccines in general are a scam. ash's and my kids will be as the ubermensch. Don't be a retard. Don't get the meme vaccines.

Ash, you must come back. This now crazy country is target rich for your stinging acerbity and poisonous barbs.

>>1042
she would need actual security guards if she did the same thing again now. partly because a lot of people on 4chan remember her and she'd regain fame almost immediately, and mostly because of how insane leftoids are now.

>>1043
Unfortunately you're right, I said it sort of tongue in cheek. If she came back with the same play book she'd just be hanging her butt out to get it kicked. "insane leftoids" is an understatement. Biden wants to send people to your home asking why you haven't taken the poison jab, leftoid DAs refusing to prosecute rioting BLM and Antifa, schools now teaching that all whites are evil and on and on.

If Ash came back just to talk about unicorns and rainbows and puppies I'd be happy.

>>1044
yeah the "cancelling" shit is out of control. if that "I wish I was black" ordeal happened today you'd have them calling her high school trying to get her expelled and picketing her house.

>>1045
good thing she already graduated a few years ago

>>1047
now it would be her college or her job

Ashley could just blame the videos on the other girl that looks like her.

>>1049
This girl? She doesn't look much like Ashley anymore. https://www.instagram.com/breeversaw/

that bothers me less than the actual commercial

>>1053
does this bother you?

>>1054
>that's the closest your dick will ever get to ashley

>>1054
This is a typical example of why we can't have nice things.

>>1054
uh oh the jews got ya. very sad, many such cases.

>>1057
Probably not even his dick, probably his "girlfriend's" dick.

>>1054
you ain't never gonna prick her Ash hole with your vaxx dr. fauci

yikes

I just got myself infected with the virus on purpose, that's basically the same as getting the vaccine

And now I heard on the news that a 3rd vaccine jab is needed and Pfizer wants the CDC to OK jabs for infants. I'm sure if the Ash was still doing vids she'd tell us to follow the money.

>>1063
I'm very curious if she's gotten more or less extreme or stayed the same politically since back then.
she was remarkably knowledgeable as a 14-15 year old, I think I would've been like 18 before I was saying the same stuff she was. so I'd like to think she's full on /pol/ schizo by now with a 1GB Rothschilds folder.

>>1064
Yes, I was also always impressed with her political leanings and how knowledgeable she was at such a young age when most girls her age were talking about designer clothes and the latest lipstick color. Like you I didn't start taking an interest in politically conservative views until I was about 17-18 years old.

I like to think she has stayed pretty much the same with her political views even if she's attending college now where they try to brainwash students with the Marxist socialist political views. But she seemed to have a mind of her own and incapable of being brainwashed.

>>1065
the college shit works best on people who are naive and/or care a lot about being in line with the "scholarly opinion" on something, so I'd bet my left nut it bounced off her.
I was in my uni's required "ethics and values" aka liberal indoctrination class not too long ago and actually it was a good experience for me cause I got better at debating lefties from taking on the professor every class.
I have a vague feeling the same girl who got in arguments about politics with strangers at the library probably isn't the kind to sit quietly while some hippy faggot is dropping globohomo talking points on a room full of young impressionable students.

>>1066
I've got to respect you. Anyone who can debate and stand up to a classroom full of screaming bed wetting leftoids has my vote and that's fair dinkum. I'm not from Australia but I always liked the term fair dinkum. The Ash would be proud, good on you, mate heh, heh.

>>1067
thanks bro. to be fair I'm in a red state at about as non-zogged of a college as they get, but yes my side was indeed the minority. the professor was the only smart one though the students on his side were just his cheerleaders.

guys. what was the answer. I'm losing my mind.

>>1090
You're not alone, man. When she said that someone got it right I waited with bated breath but she moved on without saying the meaning. Was she being passive aggressive? I'm pretty sure I hurt myself real bad trying to figure out her little puzzle.

>>1094
yeah I assume no one would know except the ones who were watching the stream when it happened and had the IRC open. I'm hoping one of them happens to pass through here

>>828
>>829
>>831
>>842
Deleting my Ashley folder, it's over, black-pilled again, why does it always have to be like this?

>>1226
omg for real man. why are all girls such sluts having online bfs and shit, what is this world coming to smh

>>1229
QRD on this pic

>>1231
It's a lewd photo of Ashley with her husbando Ron Paul.

>>1236

gettin' that toppy

>>1229
I'm a newfag so I don't know if stuff is an old troll from 8chan but I don't think that's her on grounds that this girl has no tits and Ash for what it's worth had solid Cs

>>1238
>Cs
Ashley is an A student, anon. She made the honor roll.

>>1252
well if I was her teacher I would've given her a D
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>>1238

It's just something that floated around. Might even be two guys. LOL

>>1255
thanks anon who may or may not be Seabee, I owe you one shoop request now

>>1238
Yeah, she was a solid C......with her falsies in place, one of which she's wearing on her head as a yamaka. Otherwise like anon said that she's an A student. Gotta love her, man, gotta love her.

>>1266
naaaah man I don't have it but there's a pic of her in a tanktop or something, I don't doubt she wore pushup bras but they're definitely not smaller than B

>>1267
I don't know, man, she once said that she has no tits and no ass. Guess we'll just have to agree to disagree.

>>1270
you made me dig it out of the mega. they're Cs. case closed.

>>1271
I remember someone saying that's not a pic of her. Any time I see her in a regular T shirt she appears to be almost flat as a board. But I'll concede, you win and when she returns we'll ask her.

>>1274
yeah actually you're right that one doesn't count cause the face isn't visible.
she had at least Bs though that's as far as I go.

>>1271
That's not her. Not her room. Not her phone at that time. She didn't move till later.

Those aint falsies

>>1271
>>1278
where does this pic come from?
bodytype and fingers look similar

>>1282
the second one is a cap from a video. idk where the first is from, it was probably just some hoe larping as her. I think she'd ghosted everyone for a while by October of 2015.

>>1278
Got to love her, she's a stuffer

>>1290
I stuff her. I take Kaleigh to the Burger King on Bridge street. My bby and I share a 20 pc. I give her all the dipping sauce because she my dipping sauce.

>>1278
I love that haughty look.

>>1320
Looks like she's angry you stayed in getting drunk instead of going out to find work. So she berates you, calling you names. And when she finally says "what do you have to say for yourself", you get up and fug her on the couch while she calls you a disgusting pig.

>>1328
I want Ashley to make a disgusted face and show me her panties

>>1333
The Ash won't show us her panties, she's not that type of girl. We'll just have to let Meebit do it.

Has Luke made any other appearance? Is he possibly lurking here?

>>1339
What do you mean?

>>1340
After cucking us and being dumped by the Ash, did he permanently leave? Did he remained quiet about the whole thing?

>>1341
There were two Lukes. Neither were of any significance. Ashley never really dated Luke. It was a charade to keep the creeps from messaging her and it didn't work. Luke thought it was a real relationship though. He probably disappeared around the time her 15 minutes of fame was up before she finally left. The other Luke was still around. That Luke talked with Ashley and Ashley was considering dating him but Ashley cut him off after he came out as trans to her. Ashley started talking to Peter more, but Ashley found out that Peter was trying to fuck Luke after he had transitioned. With all the other drama going on in her life, she left and never came back. She was still replying to messages sent to her, but then it just stopped. The other Luke came back after transitioning to tell everyone about it and said that the other Luke, who dated Ashley was also transitioning because of him. Sometime after that Peter said that Ashley messaged him out of the blue about getting access to the /ashleyj/ board on 8ch. That's the last time we heard anything from her. Through the grapevine, some anon said that she was dating some Canadian guy, but they broke up. Some newer pics of her showed up on the board. Then a discord server was started and some anon claiming to be her new boyfriend posted more pics of her and told us all her real name after he said that she had dumped him. That server was deleted and another one was created which is still up but everything has been deleted and it's mostly a dead server now. Then 8ch /ashleyj/ was deleted and this board was created some time after that.

I can't verify any of this. These are things I've been told. I talked to Peter, one of the Lukes, and Marky. Ciara, from /r9k/, talked to anon claiming to be her boyfriend and then told me everything he told her when we were in the sheepvillage server, which is how I learned her real name and got the new pics.

>>1342
man she sure knows how to pick em. thanks for textwall.
do you have or know of any pics newer than 2015 that show her face?

>>1342
LOL Peter or someone pretending to be him is here >>1150

Does this site have tripcodes?

>>1347
first two aren't her, third is her at like 13
alas, my search continues

>>1345
You know, I'm not sure, but it definitely has some summerfags

>>1349
A - mole position, moles can fade but not move. they're close but the nose one is too far left and the left cheek one is too high. B - eyes, her eyes looked green in white light and light brown in yellow light, there's no way they could look deep brown like that other than colored contacts.
also you said that word again, that's another millimeter bucko.

that is a good point about the iphone though, I just assumed it was an old one cause it looks similar to her old look. I can't judge her age though, I've guessed wrong literally every time. so I'll keep thinking about that one.

but which one is the real ash?

>>1359
combine them

>>1359
Truly a girl of many faces. Sometimes I wonder if she is the actual Manchurian Candidate.

>>1365
Do you still have an edit of this without the Pepsi flag?

>>1367

indeed i do

girlfriend "aw, that's such a cute pic. where did you find it? why was it hidden among random data folders on your laptop with the filename extension deleted?"

me "well it's not because i jerk off three times a day while imagining myself to be the little dog, if that's what you're implying."

>>1369
Would love to have some fashwave Ash pics. This is just a quick edit I made in a filter app to play with some ideas. Not sure if I really want to put effort into some quality oc?. You get the gist with this though.

here's a rose one just for the hell of it

who can name all the fictional characters Ash had the hots for
is there a discernible pattern among them?

>>1374
she likes the bad boys

>>1374
did she mention that she had had a crush on Bloo from Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends at one point or am i misremembering

>>1374
>Sly Cooper
>Lightning McQueen
>Spyro
>Bloo from Foster's Home
>Yes Man from Fallout
Did I miss any?
idk, they have similar voices and they're all kind of happy-go-lucky confident characters.

faceapp only gets you so far lads

>>1377
I think Rocko was another one

>>1374
>>1377
>>1380
I know what this means. Ashley is a freak in the sheets. You goons have no idea who she really is. She has some kinks. She likes furry porn even though she doesn't like furries. I guarantee you that Ashley has fapped to r34 of all those characters and you're missing Bart Simpson and Onceler. She also has a latex and leather fetish. We used to joke about it by posting the absolute worst of that fetish community and even used to post this creepy latex fetish guy with a knife, but she really just likes the feeling of straps, gloves and socks and the sensation of removing them after they stick to your skin. Ashley is secretly bi. She is pretty much a lipstick lesbian that likes cute nubile girls like herself. She faps to a lot of anime girls. She's not open about this like most fucking degenerates who praise it as a lifestyle. She's not for a lesbian relationship but will totally do a girl as long as she was the dom. She told me she had been curious about girls for a long time after some weird shit happened between her and a family member. The idea of being with another girl lingered even though she was bothered by the incident. She has skeletons in her closet. It's not a joke. There was an incident with her dog when she was just discovering herself. I Asked her once about being spit on, she said that if it's with someone you're already with, is it any different from kissing? I also asked her about pissing once and she replied that pee is sterile. Ashley is no longer a virgin if anyone was curious about that. She was literally pumped and dumped by chad.

Pray for Ashley's little bro Blake. He was deployed to the Chicongo. He's a good kid. I hope he knows not to chillax.

I want to be dommed be Ash. I want to be the abusive bf that slaps her one day only to break my hand. Then she grabs me by the neck and just starts slamming me around against walls and throws me over the counter. Then she puts her knee on my neck and says, "See, I told you that you can still breathe. Derek Chauvin did nothing wrong. Say it cuck." Then I say, "Derek Chauvin did nothing wrong." Then we do it. Then I cry in her arms as she smokes a cigar. Ash is love, Ash is life.

Nothing kinky for me. I'll just make love with her in the missionary position for the purpose of procreation. Then we'll cuddle and I'll sing, "I Wish This Night Will Never End, The Sun Ain't Gonna Be My Friend.

>>1382
would you give it a rest? no one believes you anymore.
...I do believe the part about furries and leather though no cap

>>1386
boring. you'll never satisfy her

>>1387
you post like a whoer i used to know

>>1388
you need to let go. there are plenty of other egirls out there.

>>1389
Oh, yeah? Well, Me and LORD...we've got an understanding... I don't need your fantasy women.

>>1390
you mean Jesus?

>>1391
Yayaya. He's been all up in my business as of late. Apparently there is such a thing as divine intervention. Fucking asshole. I just want to play video games and drink Pepsi, but no, you're on mission from God now. You gotta go west and teach the Godless heathen it's called a soda, not a pop.

>>1392
amen brother. now forget the girls from your past and dedicate that energy to Jesus instead.

don't tell me what to do. kaleigh is my future wife. i can bully her online if I want to. she can take it. she's as toxic as me

>>1392
Yeah, the Ash was quite adamant about its supposed to be called soda, not pop almost to the point she seemed really pissed about people calling it pop.

>>1397
We all know she's so damn cute but there's something about her expressions that evoke a smile out of me any time I see her.

>>1398
>It's been four years and it does not end
Change it to six years and the song would be perfect.

guys, I'm losing it. I thought I saw Ashley today at the king soopers and I followed her around for like half an hour working up the courage to say hi and then she turned around and it was middle aged hispanic woman. I just left my cart there and walked to the liquor aisle, reached for the coors, but grabbed a pack of limearitas instead. didn't realize it until I gotten to the register, just bought them anyway. sat in the car listening to music all teary eyed, drinking limearitas and eating hard leftover mcdonalds fries i had left in the car from the other day. people were walking by looking at me. i just want her to exist so bad. all i have are these stupid videos on my phone. i was woken up by some old man who told me that i left my trunk open. i don't even know how my trunk got open? i drove off when he asked about the drinking. i had the cans all over the front seat and spilled limearita all over me while i was asleep. god i needd help. i think i'm going to kill myself, idk. if id do, i'm going to do it in her old basement

If someone here knows who bought the old house maybe he could convince the new owner to sell to fellow Ashlings bits of the paneling or carpeting or maybe there's a discarded shirt in the back of the closet that the Ash forgot about that could bring a nice price, heh, heh.

>>1401
holy shit, i do that all the time. want to be best buds?

>>1402
We know where she is. Let's disguise ourselves as racoons and dig through her garbage. just be the garbage man and when you pull up on her house, just toss that shit into the passenger seat.

>>1401
Maybe I can help you out. The King Soopers in Brighton and Greeley for the week 8/4 through 8/10 are having a sale on Home Chef 5 Piece Chicken Tenders, 2 packs for $10

!2 pack Pepsi in cans, 3 packs for $12, must buy 3

A tin of Peppermint Altoids, $2.19

We all know how much The Ash likes the above products and since they're on sale you may run into her at either location. Hang in there bro.

>>1403
LOL, I don't know if I could disguise myself as a raccoon, getting too much into the furry territory which I'm not into but you have a good idea going.

>>1402
dammit. for half a second before I saw your name I thought that was a new picture and the post was gonna be her.
just the southpark shirt wouldn't be proof, but the shirt and the necklace probably would be.

>>1406
Well, at least I gave you a half second of hope, amigo. I guess that shirt is gone just like her but who knows, maybe some day she'll surprise us. So tell your little friend to stay away from the pills and booze, heh, heh.

>>1377
was there one from The Regular Show? I feel like I vaguely remember that but I'm not sure