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Anonymous 07/05/2021 (Mon) 11:07:51 [Preview] No. 941
I wonder how Ashley deals with the fact that her brother's girlfriend is a psychotic leftist? I wonder is she knows that her boyfriend's sister is "literally Hitler"? Look at how under her spell Nathan is. dude is totally whipped. I want to see where this dumpster fire relationship goes. I have a feeling this bitch is going to go insane and take it out on him, ash and her dad. She lives with them and borrows money from Ash's family and won't hold down a job or even fucking work. This clown woman thinks she's going to make big face painting. Nathan is a good looking kid. He can do better. He needs to get his act together and quit larping as Sid Vicious.


Also, please no harassment. Don't scare them off the internet. They are entertaining as hell and they are the closest link we have to knowing how Ash is doing. Don't message them about Ash. They will block, possibly delete their accounts and tell Ash which will upset her. Ash already thinks creeps are stalking her to hurt her as it is because some robot from /ashleyj/ messaged her fucking mom on facebook about her.

Anonymous 07/05/2021 (Mon) 11:20:40 [Preview] No.942 del

Ask her why she is so temperamental about everything?

Tell her that her face painting is almost as good as your kid's and you see a bright future at the school fair for her, maybe even the county fair.


Also, she did have an onlyfans, but posted that she was a nevernude. She blocked all her simps for getting pissy with her for not posting nudes and keeping their money. So she deleted her onlyfans. When you stick your dick in crazy, sometimes crazy sticks it's dick back into you.

Anonymous 07/05/2021 (Mon) 11:36:09 [Preview] No.943 del
Mishti Ganga Bhishma

'A collage of either those who have raped me, sexually assaulted me, or blamed me when their son was my rapist and slut shamed me (that’s the old lady on bottom right) the other old lady is my grandma'

Anonymous 07/05/2021 (Mon) 14:24:48 [Preview] No.944 del

I gotta go white knight on this cause she's literally a schizo. But yeah, I'm a loser and would still consider her not worth the effort. Nathan could do better.

Anonymous 07/05/2021 (Mon) 16:52:25 [Preview] No.945 del
>the closest link we have to knowing how Ash is doing
Ashley died years ago in a freak Pepsi accident, what are you on about?

Anonymous 07/05/2021 (Mon) 21:04:23 [Preview] No.947 del
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Anonymous 07/05/2021 (Mon) 23:28:29 [Preview] No.948 del
Our beloved Ashley is being spiritually oppressed by a witch! We must petition our Lord Jesus Christ the Righteous to destroy these vile demons!

Anonymous 07/06/2021 (Tue) 01:22:18 [Preview] No.949 del
I like to believe it's Ash or Nat who made this thread hoping we'd roast his gf.
and I will. she's ugly as fuck. he must've been either desperate for a goth girl or he's just an autist like Ash and figured he had to settle. she's definitely beneath his league.
>Mishti Ganga Bghshagmishtma
indian girls are bottom of the barrel, I'd sooner date a black girl than an indian.

Anonymous 07/06/2021 (Tue) 01:56:35 [Preview] No.950 del
How does one person have so many rapists?

Seabee 07/06/2021 (Tue) 02:59:03 [Preview] No.951 del
C'mon, man. You can't be a loser if you're here because you like and appreciate the Ash.

Anonymous 07/06/2021 (Tue) 05:13:56 [Preview] No.952 del
cause she's so hot obviously, look at her

Anonymous 07/06/2021 (Tue) 05:20:24 [Preview] No.953 del
when I compare the set of people who likely hate this girl enough and know enough about her to write this post, and the people who are likely to know about the existence of this board, the intersection is only one person.

Seabee 07/06/2021 (Tue) 13:06:33 [Preview] No.954 del
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Mmmm, I was thinking the same thing. Is his/her initials K. V. aka A. J.

Anonymous 07/06/2021 (Tue) 13:08:10 [Preview] No.955 del
>implying you wouldn't rape her

Anonymous 07/06/2021 (Tue) 13:41:21 [Preview] No.956 del
ikr? Ashley is obviously dating one of us. Which one of you is Ash's boyfriend now?

Anonymous 07/06/2021 (Tue) 15:34:24 [Preview] No.957 del

fleeing the scene of the crime smeared with white goth paint and secondhand seroquel in your bloodstream from swallowing so much pussy juice?

i'm sorry, but there's nothing funny about sexual assault.

Anonymous 07/06/2021 (Tue) 18:50:08 [Preview] No.958 del
Just imagine driving to Ashley's place, parking on the street, and walking right up to her door and knocking. Ashley opens the door as you force your way in knocking Ashley to the floor. Shutting the door behind you as you lock it from the inside. Ashley looks on in disbelief not understanding what she is witnessing, she immediately comes to her senses, gets up and attempts to flee to the other room but you throw your arm around her her chest and lift her until her feet are no longer touching the floor. Ashley attempts to fight her way out but you pin her against the wall and hold her tightly as she struggles but try as she might, she can't overpower you. Then you pull her from the wall and press her firmly back against it as hard as you can asserting your dominance. Ashley stops struggling. You stare deep into her eyes for a moment and she asks, "Who are you?" You then take hold of her shoulders and spin her around forcing her by the nape of her neck to bend over the small foyer table. Ashley, with the right side of her face pressed against the tables surface, looks back at you and whimpers, "Noo...!". You rip down her white cherry coke boxers leaving her wearing only her black oversized long sleeve sweatshirt and socks. Ashley looks ahead as tears slowly roll down her face. Then as you get into position and begin to do what you came here to do. Ashley tenses up and yells, "Whoa man, what the fuck are you doing down there?! Oh my God, what the Hell is this?! You bury your face deep in Ashley's butt cheeks and begin lapping at her butthole like a dog. Ashley attempts to raise herself up and look back at you, but you press her firmly back down against the table knocking some of it's wares onto the floor. Ashley is in absolute disbelief. "I can't believe this is happening to me?" she says as you go to town slobbering all over her hindquarters, slipping your tongue in and out of her pucker hole. Ashley quickly raises up and says, "Oh my god, please stop! You don't understand. I'm about to...!" You ignore her plea as Ashley lets off a big one right in your face and into your mouth. Ashley becomes red in the face having never passed wind in front of someone before. She is so embarrassed, she forgets what is going on and attempts to turn and apologize, but as she turns her head, to her dismay, she finds you unphased, still licking at her butthole. She gags a little as she can't believe someone would do that. You ask, "Does this feel good?" Ashley says, "This is so weird but it does feel really good." After a few minutes, Ashley begins to touch herself. You immediately stop and push her off you. You grab her by her hair and ask, "You think I'm some kind of whore?" Ashley just stares back at you saying nothing at all. You whisper in her ear, "If you ever tell anyone about this, I'll tell everyone what color your butthole is, got it?" You push her to the floor and let your self out the front door as you walk away in your giant pug furry costume towards your Mazda Miata parked on the street. Ashley still sitting on the floor in the doorway, scrunching her boxer shorts close to her chest, "Come back...I don't even know your name?" You open her mailbox and toss her mail up into the air strewing it all over the yard. you get into your Mazda Miata and flip her off as you speed away with Men At Work - Who Can It Be Now? blaring on your radio. Ashley runs to her room and grabs her iphone. She quickly dials 911 but then hesitates to hit send. She lays back on her bed staring at the ceiling hugging her iphone tightly to her chest. Still teary eyed, she reaches over and places her phone face down on the bedside table and grabs her blanket as she rolls over onto her side allowing the blanket to cover her entirely. She sniffles as she wipes at her eyes and slowly lets out a smile as she says to herself, "I think he's in loves with me."

Anonymous 07/06/2021 (Tue) 19:09:23 [Preview] No.959 del
that's what I'm thinking.
hey Ash post a current or recent pic and we'll be your personal army and get Mishti to break up with Nat

Anonymous 07/06/2021 (Tue) 19:15:36 [Preview] No.960 del
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>i'm sorry, but there's nothing funny about sexual assault.

Anonymous 07/06/2021 (Tue) 19:26:41 [Preview] No.961 del
I think he was joking. thanks for that pic though.

seabee 07/06/2021 (Tue) 20:22:24 [Preview] No.962 del

Anonymous 07/06/2021 (Tue) 23:26:58 [Preview] No.967 del
you gave me an erection, a stomach ache, and a bad mood with this one. You are a faggot, and im saving this

seabee 07/07/2021 (Wed) 00:03:03 [Preview] No.968 del
The Ash did a bit similar to this in one of her live streams. Anal sex was performed and she said that it hurt but she did it for her imaginary lover, Rocco.

Anonymous 07/07/2021 (Wed) 03:01:36 [Preview] No.971 del
that's what he gets for namefagging without a trip

Anonymous 07/07/2021 (Wed) 12:08:43 [Preview] No.975 del
>ywn put it up ash's pooper

Anonymous 07/07/2021 (Wed) 16:53:38 [Preview] No.978 del
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Speak for yourself buddy. I've already been there, done that, got the t-shirt.

Anonymous 07/07/2021 (Wed) 19:34:02 [Preview] No.980 del
this video made me cringe but also admire her in a weird way. how many girls do you know - particularly attractive girls - who would blow snot out of their nose on camera?
she must have an unfaltering character.

Anonymous 07/07/2021 (Wed) 19:50:52 [Preview] No.981 del
From what I've been told by her former inner circle who actually chatted with her. She's actually really boring to talk to. She rarely opens up and is generally quiet. During group chats, she wasn't as lively as she was during some of her livestreams and she would go off topic and bring up random things that had nothing to do with what they were talking about and if you tried to get her attention by posting something, she would just reply heh most of the time and ignore you.

Anonymous 07/07/2021 (Wed) 20:37:49 [Preview] No.984 del

Seabee 07/07/2021 (Wed) 22:08:41 [Preview] No.991 del
In one of her live streams she wiped her nose in the sweater she was wearing and held the mucus close to the camera,mmmmmm.

Anonymous 07/07/2021 (Wed) 22:09:47 [Preview] No.992 del
to be fair I wouldn't be that into it either if I was in a group chat with 15 ugly autistic women all trying to act funny to compete for my attention

Seabee 07/07/2021 (Wed) 22:21:22 [Preview] No.993 del
She's the first to admit to being very boring. She said not to mistake her exuberance that she shows on her vids and live streams as the way she is in real life. She confessed that she's a boring person and usually leaves it to the other person to carry the conversation.

Anonymous 07/07/2021 (Wed) 22:37:45 [Preview] No.994 del
yeah she did this kind of shit a lot, which most girls, but especially pretty girls, would never do cause they're trying to fit into a certain mold to maximize their value on the dating market. so I think it's cool.
although, to be fair I think Rose was like that too and Ash might've just been copying her

Seabee 07/08/2021 (Thu) 03:23:35 [Preview] No.998 del
I agree. Sometimes the Ash's mannerisms seemed to match that of Rose as if she was copying Rose. Mannerisms aside, Rose did a drooling vid and sucked it back into her mouth. The Ash made the same video. Although Ash didn't care much for Rose she seemed to imitate her at times. Just the enigma that is Ashley I guess.

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Anonymous 07/08/2021 (Thu) 06:04:25 [Preview] No.1001 del
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i don't see it

Anonymous 07/08/2021 (Thu) 06:18:27 [Preview] No.1002 del
nigga how am I apposed to use this as a duel screen pape with the line not exactly in the middle?

Anonymous 07/08/2021 (Thu) 13:37:47 [Preview] No.1003 del
Those fake bottom lashes look awful. Still would.

[fingerbang joke here]

Guess you'll have to edit it yourself, nerd.

Anonymous 07/08/2021 (Thu) 17:29:01 [Preview] No.1006 del
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if you're willing to bang that ogress you should make yourself useful:
>get leather clothes and dye your hair black, or just find pics of a handsome goth dude on the internet - it needs to be someone who posts a lot or multiple guys who look fairly similar though, you have to post something like once a day
>go on instagram
>pretend you're in an emo band or something in Denver (if she asks about your shows use the pandemic as an excuse)
>use a fake name and fake info obviously, this is the type who will come to your house and look in your windows
>start complimenting her on all her pics (but without sounding like you care too much)
>see if she DMs you within about a month, otherwise you start the conversation
>channel your inner Chad, but also enable all her mental illness bs, try to bait her into talking about any disagreement she has with Nate and say she's so right and he needs to step it up
>also talk about how some girl broke your heart when you were young and you've had casual romantic encounters all your life but you've never been serious about any other girl and aren't sure you ever could be (that shit is like a magic incantation on dumb women)
>offhandedly imply that you want to meet with her sometime
>take pics, send them all to Nate on facefook as well as screencaps of the instagram convo, DO NOT mention this board or his sister in any way
>they break up and Ash makes a new video to thank us. probably. maybe. probably not idk but it would still be funny.
also, if you don't want to actually fly to Denver and excavate the cavern, just a cap of her agreeing to meet you at a hotel might still do the trick

Anonymous 07/08/2021 (Thu) 18:12:43 [Preview] No.1007 del
Someone who is not autistic should do this and make a video about it but sadly, I think everyone here is autistic.

Anonymous 07/08/2021 (Thu) 20:24:53 [Preview] No.1008 del
I think maybe I could but I wouldn't touch that chick with a 10ft pole

Anonymous 07/08/2021 (Thu) 21:37:38 [Preview] No.1009 del
Kaleigh, just let me take you away from all that. Why live rent free in my dreams when you can live rent free with me in my mother's basement?

Anonymous 07/08/2021 (Thu) 22:23:01 [Preview] No.1010 del
I think she already lives rent free in her dad's basement my man

Anonymous 07/09/2021 (Fri) 22:40:42 [Preview] No.1016 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=-BLpjJOjvbE [Embed]

I've always thought Ashley looked super qt in this yellow tank top. When she puts the red bow in her hair, it just reminds me of how girls used to dress. I can totally see Ashley wearing a yellow summer dress.

Anonymous 07/09/2021 (Fri) 22:46:43 [Preview] No.1017 del
I can't take it. I'm losing it. She looks good in blue too. https://youtube.com/watch?v=7Hs-Wr_hG9Y [Embed]

Seabee 07/09/2021 (Fri) 23:53:35 [Preview] No.1018 del
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Ashley is that unique type of girl that would look good even in a potato sack. But if I had my druthers I'd like to see her in a daringly short pleated skirt.

Anonymous 07/10/2021 (Sat) 03:44:16 [Preview] No.1019 del
My basement doesn't have Mishti in it though. It's a step up.

Anonymous 07/10/2021 (Sat) 13:47:47 [Preview] No.1028 del
Where is my gov't issue nappy headed mutt gf in a potato sack? I shall name her buckwheat and hope she is not assassinated.

Anonymous 07/10/2021 (Sat) 15:49:05 [Preview] No.1031 del
hm, unfortunately I can't make any promises about mine. HAH

Anonymous 07/20/2021 (Tue) 04:35:40 [Preview] No.1113 del
has anyone been far even as decided to watch all her videos and see if she ever runs her mouth about Nathan or his family?
she seems like a loose canon that could blow Ash's cover any time

Seabee 07/20/2021 (Tue) 05:01:40 [Preview] No.1114 del
Or a 6 foot Italian

Anonymous 07/20/2021 (Tue) 06:39:05 [Preview] No.1119 del

hmm, good idea. though the whole family is strikingly mum on ash.

Anonymous 07/22/2021 (Thu) 09:08:29 [Preview] No.1153 del
That' her brother? He's hot. Post more.

Anonymous 07/22/2021 (Thu) 14:20:27 [Preview] No.1155 del
go steal him from the crazy lady, femanon ...or faganon. you just need to be goth and like post-punk, that's it.

Anonymous 07/23/2021 (Fri) 03:40:27 [Preview] No.1167 del
I live in Germany

Anonymous 07/25/2021 (Sun) 10:25:55 [Preview] No.1201 del
Ashley's brother looks pretty cool and interesting. He has this whole early 90s Johnny Depp vibe going on for him. It would be cool if we could somehow convince him to have more of an online presence. I wonder what he knows about Ashley's videos? Do you think when her parents found out about her making videos online, he was under the impression she got into trouble for making porn? What if Ashley was so embarrassed about her family finding her videos that she tried to cover it up and say she was making porn. I can only imagine her mother finding out about the videos, fully expecting them to be porn and going Ashley, wtf is this?

Anonymous 07/25/2021 (Sun) 14:32:50 [Preview] No.1204 del
he must know. I think after the 8chan guys kept nabbing pictures and stuff from their fb accounts, they must've had a big talk with the whole family about how posting anything related to her is off limits.
what I'm banking on is his girlfriend getting in some spat with her about pronouns or something one day and then running her mouth about her. I don't know how it hasn't happened yet.

Anonymous 07/26/2021 (Mon) 03:18:06 [Preview] No.1208 del
But Ashley's mom still has pics of her on her fb and insta. My question is where do these other pics come from?

Anonymous 07/26/2021 (Mon) 04:56:36 [Preview] No.1213 del
other pics?

Anonymous 07/26/2021 (Mon) 17:59:56 [Preview] No.1220 del
I'll post in the future if this board is still up, but as for now, you'll just have to settle for this pic of Nate handling caulk.

Anonymous 07/26/2021 (Mon) 18:39:50 [Preview] No.1222 del
how far in the future we talking?
and my goodness, Nate sure can take a lot of caulk at once!

Anonymous 07/27/2021 (Tue) 03:49:05 [Preview] No.1224 del

i'm not a faggot or anything but i'd like to handle his caulk.

Anonymous 07/27/2021 (Tue) 04:54:45 [Preview] No.1225 del
I could pretend to be Nate's bf and suck his dick just to get to Ashley real talk

Anonymous 07/27/2021 (Tue) 15:50:30 [Preview] No.1228 del
Go on...

Anonymous 07/27/2021 (Tue) 18:36:25 [Preview] No.1234 del
you want me to say it? yeah I'd kiss and have gay sex with Nate just to catch passing glimpses of Ashley at their house, even knowing she'd be disgusted by me for being a fagwheel and ruin any trace chances I otherwise had with her. you got somethin to say about it?

Anonymous 07/27/2021 (Tue) 23:42:51 [Preview] No.1261 del
Nate no longer lives with Ash. He chose to be his own man and go live with his clown girlfriend when she couldn't stay with him at their dads house.

Anonymous 07/28/2021 (Wed) 02:20:18 [Preview] No.1264 del
man I just can't stop losing

Anonymous 07/31/2021 (Sat) 18:27:12 [Preview] No.1329 del
Nate is too cool.

Anonymous 07/31/2021 (Sat) 22:39:52 [Preview] No.1334 del
cuck mishti

Anonymous 08/01/2021 (Sun) 00:07:24 [Preview] No.1337 del
Apparently there is trouble in paradise. There was a massive falling out and they might all have to find a new place to stay. The other two girls are leaving and Nate and Kaitlin need new roommates. Wanna move to Greeley, Colorado anon? Not gonna lie, I'd totally move to Colorado and pay all their bills just to be that much closer to Ashley.

Anonymous 08/01/2021 (Sun) 00:18:25 [Preview] No.1338 del
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>putting up with Nat's gf
>trace chance of baiting him into talking about Ash
>putting up with Nat's gf

Anonymous 08/01/2021 (Sun) 09:36:30 [Preview] No.1351 del
Citches better back off Nate before they found in a ditch, all I'm sayin', cuh. You think I'm playin'? I idolize a 16 year old girl from a half-decade ago, cuh. Citch, I ain't playin'

Anonymous 08/19/2021 (Thu) 11:41:19 [Preview] No.1563 del
You know, I believe she is correct. Her nose is getting bigger, a little jew big if you ask me

Anonymous 08/19/2021 (Thu) 13:22:41 [Preview] No.1566 del
man she has got to give up on that offset lower lashes deal, only time it looks good is from far away
...I guess that is where most men see her from though

Anonymous 08/19/2021 (Thu) 13:36:29 [Preview] No.1567 del
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>I look good here

Anonymous 08/19/2021 (Thu) 15:59:57 [Preview] No.1568 del
my heart will not know peace until people stop posting these pseudo-Ashley pics

Anonymous 08/19/2021 (Thu) 18:11:03 [Preview] No.1571 del
always the real thing for me baby https://youtube.com/watch?v=IWwg_5-ou0A [Embed]

Anonymous 08/19/2021 (Thu) 18:38:24 [Preview] No.1573 del

Seabee 08/19/2021 (Thu) 19:34:44 [Preview] No.1574 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=Jz_D-greh8Q [Embed]

Anonymous 08/19/2021 (Thu) 20:21:13 [Preview] No.1576 del
look the truth is I honestly don't even think she's that hot, I just have a rare case of hyper giga-anxiety that makes me scratch the skin of my face off and no treatment ever worked until I discovered her videos. I prefer the streams just cause they're longer and I can just leave them on in the background while I go about my day, but now I've watched all the videos including the streams over 400 times and nearly have them memorized, and the effect is starting to wane. if Ashley doesn't make more videos I could literally die, and I don't believe in the afterlife and am terrified of being swallowed by the void. I thought I was going to smooth talk her into it or whatever but now I'm desperate, Ashley please I'm begging you.

Anonymous 08/20/2021 (Fri) 05:33:39 [Preview] No.1579 del
Clown girl says Nate hasn't had sex with her since May. What's going on? Is he becoming a good Christian boy?

Anonymous 08/20/2021 (Fri) 14:20:05 [Preview] No.1581 del
The spell is probably wearing off

Anonymous 08/20/2021 (Fri) 17:15:38 [Preview] No.1583 del
that kinda looks like ash if you squint

Anonymous 08/20/2021 (Fri) 18:43:05 [Preview] No.1584 del
It is Ash, you doofus. You are obviously suffering from face blindness

Anonymous 08/21/2021 (Sat) 03:55:02 [Preview] No.1586 del
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>You are obviously suffering from face blindness

Anonymous 08/21/2021 (Sat) 16:52:24 [Preview] No.1602 del
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I'm gonna hit the jackpot boys!

Seabee 08/21/2021 (Sat) 17:46:53 [Preview] No.1603 del
There's only one, forget the imitators.

Anonymous 08/28/2021 (Sat) 18:13:40 [Preview] No.1619 del
can I just have like 4 or 5?

Anonymous 10/04/2021 (Mon) 05:56:27 [Preview] No.1841 del
from stalking these people on facebook like a deranged psychopath lately I'm inferring that Nate and his corpse bride are on the rocks.
what can we do as Ashley's faithful disciples to push him further in the right direction?

if I could give him some advice as an older, more experienced man, I'd say:
listen up son. I understand, I really do. you're young, you're free, you just want a white goth girl who likes post-punk. well Nathan, I can give that to you. look at me, I'm white. I can dye my hair black and wear leather as well as anyone else can. I know post-punk. I love New Order, Unknown Pleasures, the list goes on and on. now, I know I might not make a very pretty girl, but let's take the cat out of the washing machine here my boy, you don't have any standards, and we both know that I'm at very least an upgrade from your current situation. yes, I have a penis, no, I'm not cutting it off, hell I'd have half or at least 40% a mind to kill myself if I couldn't wax the ol' carrot anymore. no, no, but hey, you're in a sexless relationship as stands so what difference does it make? I can tape it up if you don't want to see it, and it'll be there if in a couple months we ever decide we need it.

if anyone here is friends with him please forward this message to him.

Anonymous 10/04/2021 (Mon) 07:13:11 [Preview] No.1842 del
Yeah, she's trying to control him and he's not with that. The spell is wearing off. He's probably already got some other girl flirting with him, but they ain't serious. Kaitlin rushed back in because she thought she was going to lose him after telling him to fuck off

Anonymous 10/04/2021 (Mon) 07:29:09 [Preview] No.1843 del
I'm a "girl" and I'm flirting with him, and I'm offended to know that he doesn't think it's serious.
for real though don't fuck with psycho manipulators. block and avoid.

Anonymous 10/07/2021 (Thu) 10:04:17 [Preview] No.1868 del
Are you this girl that Nate play fights with in front of Kaitlin? I remember when an ex gf used to play fight with her friend. I didn't think anything of it until I found out they were fucking while we were dating

Anonymous 10/07/2021 (Thu) 10:05:24 [Preview] No.1869 del
That beaner girl is hotter than Kaitlin

Anonymous 10/07/2021 (Thu) 10:10:26 [Preview] No.1870 del

Anonymous 10/07/2021 (Thu) 18:47:29 [Preview] No.1873 del
I've never seen that pic.
are you friends with him on fagebook? can you forward my message to him?
this is serious anon we need to help him.

Anonymous 10/07/2021 (Thu) 18:51:30 [Preview] No.1874 del
I'm trying to date his sister

Anonymous 10/08/2021 (Fri) 01:20:07 [Preview] No.1878 del
oh good we can go on a double date. forward my message to him.

Anonymous 10/08/2021 (Fri) 02:53:41 [Preview] No.1880 del
i can't tell if any of this is real or not? are both of you really stalking them??

Anonymous 10/08/2021 (Fri) 06:10:32 [Preview] No.1881 del
well I'm trying to but I'm not very good at it. I need someone to give Nate my fatherly advice.

Anonymous 10/08/2021 (Fri) 15:52:30 [Preview] No.1882 del
I'd let Ashley's mom give me motherly advice. Imagine being Nate and finding out random guys on the internet are making fun of your gf whilst talking about fucking your mom and sister

Anonymous 10/09/2021 (Sat) 01:16:20 [Preview] No.1883 del
holy fucking shit

Anonymous 10/09/2021 (Sat) 01:32:02 [Preview] No.1884 del
I'd fuck Nate and his sister but not his mom or his gf

Anonymous 10/09/2021 (Sat) 07:46:03 [Preview] No.1885 del
which one of you retards sent the thread to her

Anonymous 10/09/2021 (Sat) 08:19:57 [Preview] No.1886 del
Did anon really do that? Had to be Kaleigh, lmao

Anonymous 10/09/2021 (Sat) 11:15:29 [Preview] No.1887 del
this thread is why the Ash will never come back

Anonymous 10/09/2021 (Sat) 11:54:48 [Preview] No.1888 del
whatever you say ash

Anonymous 10/09/2021 (Sat) 14:49:21 [Preview] No.1889 del

awww, man. i enjoyed her ramblings.

Seabee 10/09/2021 (Sat) 17:13:03 [Preview] No.1890 del
Her ramblings were always music to my ears.
She never quite fit in. That is one of her unique and special qualities. Miss you, kiddo.

Anonymous 10/09/2021 (Sat) 18:34:00 [Preview] No.1891 del
maybe. it could also be Nate though. I'm 90% sure he knows about this board.
I'm laughing so hard imagining him reading this thread.

yeah idiot we all like Ashley, he meant Nate's gf

Anonymous 10/10/2021 (Sun) 06:16:49 [Preview] No.1893 del
I don't really, she's a mega cringe festival but she posts a lot and 1 in 20 of them are about Nate
actually the ones about mental illness are sometimes interesting, not from a scientific standpoint but kind of like how you'd listen to a palm reader for entertainment
also her music recs are sometimes cool

Anonymous 10/10/2021 (Sun) 16:42:39 [Preview] No.1894 del
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Guys I think I just cracked the case. Kaitlin is actually Ashley. It all makes sense now.

Anonymous 10/10/2021 (Sun) 22:13:00 [Preview] No.1895 del
Are you suggesting that Ashley is fucking her brother?

Anonymous 10/11/2021 (Mon) 01:52:13 [Preview] No.1898 del
think about what it took for Ashley to become Kaitlin. we're talking meth and heroin. possibly even a tumblr account.
also. I think since you share 100% of your DNA with your siblings, that incest is actually just masturbation and doesn't count as sex.

Seabee 10/11/2021 (Mon) 04:00:46 [Preview] No.1899 del
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Actually, my fellow Ashling, only identical twins share 100% of their DNA. Non identical brothers and sisters share about 50%.

Anonymous 10/11/2021 (Mon) 05:15:27 [Preview] No.1900 del
ah yeah, my bad. ok well then incest is only half real sex. and I'm a glass half full kinda guy so we'll round it down to not-sex.

Seabee 10/11/2021 (Mon) 15:07:12 [Preview] No.1901 del
Half real sex would be the equivalent to mental masturbation. But I guess it's better than nothin' heh, heh.

Anonymous 10/13/2021 (Wed) 03:26:17 [Preview] No.1910 del
I think they broke up?

Anonymous 10/13/2021 (Wed) 04:06:49 [Preview] No.1912 del
I was gonna say nah they'll just be back together in 2 days but Mishti seems to have lost her marbles for real.
is she seriously talking shit about jews? didn't Nate ever warn her what happens to people who talk about jews????

Anonymous 10/13/2021 (Wed) 17:56:29 [Preview] No.1916 del
Have you seen how much she has posted? She used to post only like once or twice a day at most. She is also trying to delete all her old accounts and started a new facebook account under a new name. She has divorced under relationship status

Anonymous 10/13/2021 (Wed) 20:38:46 [Preview] No.1918 del
She losing it. She has been posting a lot lately about being gangstalked. You think she knows about this board or is she just a fucking nutbar?

Anonymous 10/14/2021 (Thu) 01:39:58 [Preview] No.1920 del
I would bet against her knowing about this board, even though we're cyberbullying her, she most likely couldn't resist the urge to capitalize on all the free attention. most likely Nate knows she'd run her fat mouth if she saw the board or knew the whole story so he just told her something vague like "some of my old stalkers are watching our facebook accounts".
he's a good brother, I respect him. if he didn't care about Ash he could easily piggyback off her fame to promote his band, or stream on youtube and ask for donations.

I want to know if Mishti actually moved to Sterling or if she's just messing around. I coincidentally know some people from there and it is The Sticks of Colorado. if she thought Greeley was country she's really living the American dream now. could be contributing to her current mental state.

Anonymous 10/14/2021 (Thu) 01:56:55 [Preview] No.1921 del
maybe she'll become a trad conservative christian girl and I'll move out there and make her my Amish wife :)

Anonymous 10/14/2021 (Thu) 04:33:04 [Preview] No.1922 del
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Anonymous 10/14/2021 (Thu) 04:57:09 [Preview] No.1923 del
bro I just want a trad goth girl who hates herself and loves Jesus. is that too much to ask?

Anonymous 10/14/2021 (Thu) 20:38:21 [Preview] No.1927 del
You cant be trad and goth. They are literally polar opposites. It seems that you are a bit confused about what you want.

Anonymous 10/15/2021 (Fri) 02:09:30 [Preview] No.1928 del
so Nate drives. i thought that maybe he didn't and kaitlin did all the driving

Anonymous 10/17/2021 (Sun) 00:03:01 [Preview] No.1929 del
are they back together again????? dammit what the hell do I have to do to break them up and steal Mishti???!! ..I mean make Ashley happy

Anonymous 10/17/2021 (Sun) 05:38:49 [Preview] No.1933 del
my goodness look at all that hate speech.
this girl can't decide what her moral alignment is. I feel like we could mold her into Ashley 2.0 with relatively little effort if we got her to make a youtube or something.

Anonymous 10/24/2021 (Sun) 22:50:56 [Preview] No.2010 del
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what, where, why, when, who, how

Anonymous 12/11/2021 (Sat) 17:16:15 [Preview] No.2274 del
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Anonymous 12/11/2021 (Sat) 17:26:53 [Preview] No.2277 del
Do better nate

Anonymous 12/11/2021 (Sat) 18:02:04 [Preview] No.2278 del
didn't she claim to be a writing tutor or something?

Anonymous 12/12/2021 (Sun) 03:21:02 [Preview] No.2284 del
Yeah, you're not as qt as Ash. I'm sure that if I was dating Ash, my family would adopt her and disown me.

Anonymous 12/15/2021 (Wed) 20:02:14 [Preview] No.2309 del

didn't mary give her a bunch of money not too long ago?

Anonymous 12/15/2021 (Wed) 22:00:40 [Preview] No.2312 del
doesn't Nate have a job? why do they need so much money?

Anonymous 12/16/2021 (Thu) 00:54:42 [Preview] No.2317 del
Did she? Probably just helped them pay a utility bill or rent when they were renting. I guess she and Nate didn't work out because his family raped her. She gets raped a lot apparently. I don't see what her rapists see in her. I'd only hit it witha ten foot pole arm.

If he doesn't, he should get one. He should work in the service industry. He'd have coworkers and customers throwing themselves at him. That's what it was like for me.

Anonymous 12/16/2021 (Thu) 22:09:09 [Preview] No.2324 del
she make money-beg thing awhile back. I forget the circumstances. But no one contributed anything except Mary. She probably only did it for Nat's sake.

Anonymous 12/16/2021 (Thu) 22:11:12 [Preview] No.2325 del
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*"She made a"

I hate not being able to edit posts. I'm too pretty not to screw them up the first time.

Anonymous 12/16/2021 (Thu) 23:53:13 [Preview] No.2326 del
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>I'm too pretty
You just think you're pretty.
We only like rat faced midgets around here.

Anonymous 12/17/2021 (Fri) 00:00:24 [Preview] No.2328 del
that's it laughing boy. I'm coming to your house right now. in 9 hours and 25 minutes your ass is Kabul and my dick is a volley of mujahideen mortars. prepare yourself.

Seabee 12/17/2021 (Fri) 00:43:30 [Preview] No.2329 del
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Sounds like a severe case of PTSD, girl

Anonymous 12/17/2021 (Fri) 03:13:01 [Preview] No.2330 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=pix--_6CE44 [Embed]

Anonymous 12/17/2021 (Fri) 04:38:33 [Preview] No.2331 del
in 5 hours your ass is a peaceful North Vietnamese village and my dick is an M-97 flamethrower

Seabee 12/17/2021 (Fri) 05:01:57 [Preview] No.2332 del
Oh yeah, a good old Zippo raid. May I suggest some Willie Peter (white phosphorus) also. Either one though gets the job done neatly.

Seabee 12/17/2021 (Fri) 05:16:13 [Preview] No.2333 del
100+ mph winds in Colorado. Hope our girl is safe.

Laughing_Boy 12/17/2021 (Fri) 05:34:41 [Preview] No.2334 del
Meet me at the Hanoi Hilton you dick-smoking gook. It's gonna take more than some fire crotch to defeat me

Anonymous 12/17/2021 (Fri) 05:53:38 [Preview] No.2335 del
sorry, construction traffic. in 4 hours and 15 minutes my dick is an armor piercing 50 cal sniper round and your ass is a measly 3rd world hardened leather vest.

Laughing_Boy 12/17/2021 (Fri) 06:20:13 [Preview] No.2336 del
Which house are you going to?

Anonymous 12/17/2021 (Fri) 17:07:44 [Preview] No.2338 del
damn I must've got the wrong IP, I went to the address and there was just this tranny looking faggot living there. I see you cleverly used this unsuspecting fruitcake as a proxy, a wise foresight. but I'm not giving up on you yet.

Anonymous 12/17/2021 (Fri) 23:54:38 [Preview] No.2339 del
that was no tranny looking faggot, that's my wife!

Anonymous 12/18/2021 (Sat) 08:36:55 [Preview] No.2342 del
ah fuk

Anonymous 02/08/2022 (Tue) 20:10:34 [Preview] No.2917 del
sorry Ashley, we resort to your brother and his sleep paralysis demon to scratch the itch when we don't get any new material from you for too long

Anonymous 02/08/2022 (Tue) 21:19:08 [Preview] No.2919 del
>sleep paralysis demon
i only put spoilers on these because i'm tired of looking at her stupid face every time i come here. how the fuck does nate do it? there are so many other crazy lefty girls where he lives but are qt like ash, why settle for this?

Anonymous 02/08/2022 (Tue) 23:41:35 [Preview] No.2921 del
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with lefty girls you either get a psycho which can take many physical forms or a fatass from sedentary lifestyle and alcohol. maybe he could pull off a reasonably attractive normie girl, which tend to be moderate left, but he knows he can't live with someone who won't let him blast Christian Death on his tower speakers.

Anonymous 02/09/2022 (Wed) 00:03:21 [Preview] No.2923 del
Some of the beaner girls he is friends with are pretty attractive in my opinion. Maybe that's just me for liking brunettes though. I blame Ashley for this fetish. I'd be hitting them up these girls I was him, I mean, look at him, he could pretty much have any girl he wanted if he tried. From what I've read, he really does like Kaitlin though. Why? I have no fucking clue? I wonder if he's ever had another gf before but then I remember that crazy fat blond girl he dated for a while that's a dyke now.

Anonymous 02/09/2022 (Wed) 00:14:53 [Preview] No.2924 del
she did some voodoo on him. I'm sure of it.

Anonymous 02/09/2022 (Wed) 13:57:37 [Preview] No.2928 del
I wish Ashley was my sleep paralysis demon :^/

Anonymous 02/09/2022 (Wed) 18:53:31 [Preview] No.2934 del
I've noticed he often wears two cross earrings, one upside down and one normal. you could think of this as a metaphor for his inner conflict between his urge to continue acting like a rebellious teenager and the slight desire for a minimally stable life. but actually it's just the conflict between his urge to continue acting like a rebellious teenager and the necessity of a holy symbol on his person to keep the demon girl he lives with from attacking him.
he probably regrets summoning her now, but the deal is done. and like all deals with the devil over time the cost goes up and the, shall we say, "perks", go down.

Anonymous 02/09/2022 (Wed) 19:33:25 [Preview] No.2937 del
maybe ashley should hook him up with one of her friends lmao

Anonymous 02/09/2022 (Wed) 20:22:38 [Preview] No.2939 del
We're her friends. Are you looking to get bummed?

Anonymous 02/09/2022 (Wed) 20:56:12 [Preview] No.2940 del
i'm bummed all the time now. the world is going to hell and ashley won't make a video. there is nothing to live for and my asshole hurts

Anonymous 02/10/2022 (Thu) 03:45:11 [Preview] No.2945 del
Nate is that you? come clean right now or I'll burn my Bauhaus records and convert to mormonism.

Anonymous 02/10/2022 (Thu) 06:50:07 [Preview] No.2949 del
Why would you want to do either of those things? Convert from what?

Anonymous 02/10/2022 (Thu) 07:12:41 [Preview] No.2950 del
don't worry about it, I don't want to do it but I'm going to if Nate doesn't post a pic with a timestamp that says "drawfag is hot" on it.
don't test me Nate.

sage sage 02/10/2022 (Thu) 08:15:35 [Preview] No.2951 del
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literally why have a whole ass chan board to some random egirl
celebrity worship for obsessive hipsters

Anonymous 02/10/2022 (Thu) 08:33:02 [Preview] No.2952 del
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>goes to board
>sages first thread in catalog

Anonymous 02/13/2022 (Sun) 21:14:49 [Preview] No.3031 del
Nate is proving Mexican men will fuck anything

Anonymous 02/13/2022 (Sun) 22:32:43 [Preview] No.3032 del
for what it's worth, Mexicans will certainly do the dirty and demeaning work no one else will do

Anonymous 04/27/2022 (Wed) 23:20:03 [Preview] No.3887 del
Uh oh, looks like the guitarist from Limp Bizkit ain't putting' out anymore. I guess it won't be too long before Nate rapes her like a proper Mexican

Anonymous 04/28/2022 (Thu) 07:49:34 [Preview] No.3889 del
is this Mishti's test result?
perhaps they just don't want to be sinful by having sex outside of marriage anymore

Anonymous 04/28/2022 (Thu) 14:15:15 [Preview] No.3890 del
Where do people even get all of these made up sexualities? College?

Anonymous 04/28/2022 (Thu) 15:20:45 [Preview] No.3892 del
They don't know what love is so their imaginations runs wild

Anonymous 04/28/2022 (Thu) 17:21:40 [Preview] No.3895 del
well, tumblr originally, but nowadays college yeah

Anonymous 05/05/2022 (Thu) 22:22:04 [Preview] No.4009 del
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Nah Kaitlin, you probably do need like a million hugs. Release my boy already so he can quit telling you he's just going to play cards.

Anonymous 05/06/2022 (Fri) 00:11:57 [Preview] No.4022 del
maybe Nate keeps her around for artistic inspiration

Anonymous 05/06/2022 (Fri) 00:52:34 [Preview] No.4024 del
She should cosplay as a Garudo to redeem herself but no, she'd probably think the patriarchy would fap to that.

Anonymous 05/10/2022 (Tue) 15:09:01 [Preview] No.4149 del
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Okay, done. How does she look?

Anonymous 05/10/2022 (Tue) 18:46:23 [Preview] No.4150 del
>Sav'aaq cis het incel, this is the women's-only wing of the mental ward

Anonymous 05/10/2022 (Tue) 20:56:58 [Preview] No.4157 del

I hate to admit it, but I'd probably fall for her if we met under the right circumstances.

Anonymous 05/10/2022 (Tue) 21:37:59 [Preview] No.4158 del
>wearing a mask
lol no

Anonymous 05/11/2022 (Wed) 00:43:29 [Preview] No.4160 del
he has to or they'll kick him out of Gerudo town

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