Managed to get the misso into bed before midnight even after she cracked it about the mercury hards. Usually she doesn't pay much attention to the standards on a drink but they have pretty obvious bolt lettering advertising 8% or so on the can. She wasn't happy and started obsessing about why I'm drinking more. 2 hour or more of silence persued but eventually got her smiling as I carried her to bed. Now on my last can but its still relatively early. Need her to fall asleep before I creep out to the car for the bottle of goon. This shit is not worth it I want to wank in peace