Today after arriving at the wage and sitting in my car watching porn I did a risky fart before heading in. Thought nothing of it but then the commute coffee forcefully evacuated a double cheesey-b and last nights 10 standoes. It was then I noticed the brown stain. Quite small and I'm fairly confident it was hidden well unless I was bending over. But still a minor rectal catastrophe nonetheless. Had me feeling anxious and obsessively smelling the air for a bit and then fuck my life I had to train a new guy because I'm one of two Australians that work there. Wanted to bail but made it through. A safer 8 standards tonight.