Overheard from a forklift driver shouting at another tradie I walked past this morning:
>"What most people don't realise is that the petrol excise is linked to the CPI and because inflation has now risen by [he quotes specific numbers] means that you're paying [more numbers] cents per litre...as a result interest rates [something something] reserve bank [something something] monetary policy...now who's the DUMB CUNT and who's the SMART CUNT now?"

I'm always impressed by how every tradie in australia is actually an expert in some specialised academic field or another.