I am stuffed from eating my tea, lots of tendies consumed and my daily tallow comsumption has my arteries saturated such that I can feel the cholsterol flowing thru me. Ever pee, poo and blurt of smelly air is satisfying and celebrated. I waddle directly to my comfy office chair, the ps4 controller no longer feels greasy, merely lubricated like a hot waxed bike chain with titanium nano bots in it. I am in a state of Australia and a bit intoxicated. The tangled end of my USB mouse is finally in my hand, its corroded and grimy like the end of the garden hose when I pull it out of the weeds to make a bong. The spiders in their webs are in control