Sharted myself while walking in the middle of a busy public park. Was forced to adopt a strange waddling walk as I pressed my arse cheeks together to hold back further catastrophic torrents. Acutely of people behind me and the wetness in my pants. Finally got home and made it to the toilet just in time. Sprayed diarrhea in the toilet and on the toilet seat, lots of it getting in the hinge part of the toilet seat where it's hard to clean out. Stuffed my toilet overflowing with toilet paper trying to wipe the shit off, now I'm terrified to flush it in case it blocks.