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NEET General #379 - Based Beverages Edition NEET 07/20/2021 (Tue) 04:35:20 [Preview] No. 381187
Are you ready for the next wave of pozz lockdowns across Australia?

OLD: >>380171

NEET 07/20/2021 (Tue) 04:36:10 [Preview] No.381188 del
BASED thread.

NEET 07/20/2021 (Tue) 04:36:11 [Preview] No.381189 del

NEET 07/20/2021 (Tue) 04:36:27 [Preview] No.381190 del

NEET 07/20/2021 (Tue) 04:37:05 [Preview] No.381191 del

NEET 07/20/2021 (Tue) 04:37:07 [Preview] No.381192 del
I am certain if I can added red bolding to a title

NEET 07/20/2021 (Tue) 04:38:40 [Preview] No.381195 del
*not certian

NEET 07/20/2021 (Tue) 04:38:49 [Preview] No.381196 del
Is webby gen x or milllenial?

NEET 07/20/2021 (Tue) 04:39:28 [Preview] No.381197 del

NEET 07/20/2021 (Tue) 04:39:44 [Preview] No.381198 del

NEET 07/20/2021 (Tue) 04:39:48 [Preview] No.381199 del
He's gen based.

NEET 07/20/2021 (Tue) 04:39:55 [Preview] No.381200 del
Webby is a generation unto himself.

NEET 07/20/2021 (Tue) 04:40:40 [Preview] No.381202 del

NEET 07/20/2021 (Tue) 04:41:36 [Preview] No.381203 del

NEET 07/20/2021 (Tue) 04:42:09 [Preview] No.381204 del
Watching a youtube video on the bronze age. They started playing that familiar tune from civilisation 2 or 3.

NEET 07/20/2021 (Tue) 04:42:19 [Preview] No.381205 del
Possum asked for my time of birth once so he could calculate my horoscope correctly.
He then told me I was due for some bad luck,kicked me in the balls and stole my wallet.

NEET 07/20/2021 (Tue) 04:42:58 [Preview] No.381206 del
I can't believe how much of my life I wasted on that game. It was even worse than the amount of time I've wasted on ausneets.

NEET 07/20/2021 (Tue) 04:43:13 [Preview] No.381207 del
I was born on a Sunday. SUNDAY FUNDAY!!!

NEET 07/20/2021 (Tue) 04:43:15 [Preview] No.381208 del
i hate this thread

NEET 07/20/2021 (Tue) 04:43:51 [Preview] No.381210 del
No you don't. Don't be silly.

NEET 07/20/2021 (Tue) 04:44:00 [Preview] No.381211 del
My worst moment like that was when I worked out i'd spent more than 2 years full time playing xcom.

NEET 07/20/2021 (Tue) 04:44:31 [Preview] No.381212 del
Poor imitation.

NEET 07/20/2021 (Tue) 04:44:33 [Preview] No.381213 del
Depends what you read. Some sources list him as the last of Generation X, some sources list him as the first of the Milenials.

NEET 07/20/2021 (Tue) 04:45:01 [Preview] No.381214 del
With such a low quality, it can only go updown.

NEET 07/20/2021 (Tue) 04:45:15 [Preview] No.381215 del
they didn't even have youtube in the bronze age, you fuckin liar

NEET 07/20/2021 (Tue) 04:45:34 [Preview] No.381216 del
>Wobbo the Destroyer,First of the Millenials
Sounds about right

NEET 07/20/2021 (Tue) 04:45:40 [Preview] No.381218 del
it can go bum bum

NEET 07/20/2021 (Tue) 04:46:01 [Preview] No.381219 del
I like this thread.

NEET 07/20/2021 (Tue) 04:46:17 [Preview] No.381220 del
the feeling is mutual, you fucking retarded cunt

NEET 07/20/2021 (Tue) 04:46:24 [Preview] No.381221 del
Too soon. Perhaps tomorrow.

NEET 07/20/2021 (Tue) 04:46:54 [Preview] No.381222 del
If you're dating a twin then you should be legally obligated to date the other twin. Even if the other twin is a bloke.

NEET 07/20/2021 (Tue) 04:47:25 [Preview] No.381223 del
>Even if the other twin is a bloke.
You crack me up.

NEET 07/20/2021 (Tue) 04:47:42 [Preview] No.381224 del
make her suck his shit off your dick

NEET 07/20/2021 (Tue) 04:47:43 [Preview] No.381225 del
Deep neet lore
nuro is 43

NEET 07/20/2021 (Tue) 04:47:51 [Preview] No.381226 del
I thought about telling whore that but then I remembered that her sister knifes people

NEET 07/20/2021 (Tue) 04:48:07 [Preview] No.381227 del
got his first part time job at 42

NEET 07/20/2021 (Tue) 04:48:41 [Preview] No.381228 del
>sister knifes people
Holy shit.

NEET 07/20/2021 (Tue) 04:49:03 [Preview] No.381229 del
The trash has been taken out.

NEET 07/20/2021 (Tue) 04:49:09 [Preview] No.381230 del
some of the modern porn with genuine twins in it actually shows them chowing down on each other
i was quite impressed

NEET 07/20/2021 (Tue) 04:49:25 [Preview] No.381231 del
tbf he was busy inventing the internet before that

NEET 07/20/2021 (Tue) 04:49:45 [Preview] No.381232 del
but I'm still here?

NEET 07/20/2021 (Tue) 04:49:53 [Preview] No.381233 del
Is that really a surprise?

NEET 07/20/2021 (Tue) 04:49:56 [Preview] No.381234 del
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Generation based

NEET 07/20/2021 (Tue) 04:50:32 [Preview] No.381235 del
I said on, not in, you drunkard.

NEET 07/20/2021 (Tue) 04:50:48 [Preview] No.381236 del
She threw a carving knife at her husband for laughing at her once and got him in the shoulder

NEET 07/20/2021 (Tue) 04:50:48 [Preview] No.381237 del
>Is that really a surprise?
Stab, make holes in people. It was a very poor joke.

NEET 07/20/2021 (Tue) 04:51:15 [Preview] No.381238 del
>nuro is 43
That's both scary, sad and hilarious to think about. He never grew out of his internet tough guy phase.

NEET 07/20/2021 (Tue) 04:51:23 [Preview] No.381239 del
You were replying to the trash in a deleted post.

NEET 07/20/2021 (Tue) 04:51:31 [Preview] No.381240 del
lucky throw
you could do that 100 times and it might stick point first maybe 3 times

NEET 07/20/2021 (Tue) 04:51:48 [Preview] No.381241 del
well unless she knows how to throw knives

NEET 07/20/2021 (Tue) 04:53:12 [Preview] No.381242 del
I think it was just natural psycho-ness
Whore has several scars from childhood incidents involving her.

NEET 07/20/2021 (Tue) 04:54:09 [Preview] No.381243 del
is the idiot still married to her?

NEET 07/20/2021 (Tue) 04:55:01 [Preview] No.381244 del
Anyone on the standards?

NEET 07/20/2021 (Tue) 04:55:13 [Preview] No.381245 del
having some wine

NEET 07/20/2021 (Tue) 04:55:50 [Preview] No.381246 del
Perhaps she is trending well on the scale.

NEET 07/20/2021 (Tue) 04:56:06 [Preview] No.381247 del
Yeah, they've got a suprisingly good life and he's used to her.
4 kids,both have decent jobs and a massive swathe of land buttholeing on boong land up NT.

NEET 07/20/2021 (Tue) 04:56:24 [Preview] No.381248 del
having any snacks with it?
nice cheese and some crackers?

NEET 07/20/2021 (Tue) 05:00:24 [Preview] No.381249 del
someone needs to invent a mouse that will sense when I'm having a good cough and not move around

NEET 07/20/2021 (Tue) 05:00:34 [Preview] No.381250 del
No-one was ever able to defeat him, to be more kino and based, thus he was never able to grow as a person. It's lonely at the top.

NEET 07/20/2021 (Tue) 05:03:28 [Preview] No.381251 del
>tfw so based it hurts

NEET 07/20/2021 (Tue) 05:04:58 [Preview] No.381252 del
But he was only 39 and 364 days old when he lost his virginity to a an overweight middle aged gook hooker who claimed to be a uni student, and is thus doing better than many neets.

NEET 07/20/2021 (Tue) 05:08:39 [Preview] No.381253 del
>364 days old
What if it was a leap year?

NEET 07/20/2021 (Tue) 05:08:56 [Preview] No.381254 del
Poorly bantered.

NEET 07/20/2021 (Tue) 05:09:19 [Preview] No.381255 del
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NEET 07/20/2021 (Tue) 05:11:20 [Preview] No.381256 del
not yet

NEET 07/20/2021 (Tue) 05:11:40 [Preview] No.381257 del
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Time for my daily glass of milk.

NEET 07/20/2021 (Tue) 05:12:06 [Preview] No.381258 del
have some pilk, you coward

NEET 07/20/2021 (Tue) 05:13:01 [Preview] No.381259 del
Is that pig milk?

NEET 07/20/2021 (Tue) 05:13:32 [Preview] No.381260 del
pepsi and milk

NEET 07/20/2021 (Tue) 05:14:34 [Preview] No.381261 del
Sounds vile

NEET 07/20/2021 (Tue) 05:15:08 [Preview] No.381262 del
No, it's pig milk.

NEET 07/20/2021 (Tue) 05:15:35 [Preview] No.381263 del
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Should I have a few beers, bros?

NEET 07/20/2021 (Tue) 05:15:57 [Preview] No.381264 del
I think I've guessed Nuros news.
He's mounted the camera on the back seat of a tandem bike so we can watch him ride!

NEET 07/20/2021 (Tue) 05:16:34 [Preview] No.381265 del
Time to milk the pig

NEET 07/20/2021 (Tue) 05:17:08 [Preview] No.381266 del
not just any bike, the asspounder 4000

NEET 07/20/2021 (Tue) 05:17:28 [Preview] No.381267 del
for pilk?

NEET 07/20/2021 (Tue) 05:17:41 [Preview] No.381268 del
Imagine how fast it will WHIZZ

NEET 07/20/2021 (Tue) 05:18:05 [Preview] No.381269 del
for milg

NEET 07/20/2021 (Tue) 05:18:22 [Preview] No.381270 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=VQYxMql328s [Embed]

NEET 07/20/2021 (Tue) 05:18:24 [Preview] No.381271 del
Have more than a few.
I can't wait, it's going to be so based!

NEET 07/20/2021 (Tue) 05:18:48 [Preview] No.381272 del

NEET 07/20/2021 (Tue) 05:20:41 [Preview] No.381273 del
there is milg in my pilk

NEET 07/20/2021 (Tue) 05:22:53 [Preview] No.381274 del
Enjoy it!

NEET 07/20/2021 (Tue) 05:23:44 [Preview] No.381275 del
Is WA the only state not locked down now?

NEET 07/20/2021 (Tue) 05:24:20 [Preview] No.381276 del

NEET 07/20/2021 (Tue) 05:27:47 [Preview] No.381277 del
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NEET 07/20/2021 (Tue) 05:28:10 [Preview] No.381278 del
Knocked off early
Time for my 6th beer and 3rd wank

NEET 07/20/2021 (Tue) 05:31:08 [Preview] No.381279 del
Would it possible for the Sir to be killed in his natural environment? I feel the more likely outcome is both die from Carmona virus.

NEET 07/20/2021 (Tue) 05:31:24 [Preview] No.381280 del
Do you salary sacrifice to get so many extra wanks?

NEET 07/20/2021 (Tue) 05:31:30 [Preview] No.381281 del
(You) earned it!

NEET 07/20/2021 (Tue) 05:32:06 [Preview] No.381282 del
I think the china exec would eat him then die of food poisoning

NEET 07/20/2021 (Tue) 05:32:56 [Preview] No.381283 del
Possibly, more likely.

NEET 07/20/2021 (Tue) 05:33:34 [Preview] No.381284 del
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The HQ of Uber,where it all gets organised.

NEET 07/20/2021 (Tue) 05:35:11 [Preview] No.381285 del
He looks like a very proficient Sir. I'd let him respond to all my emails.

NEET 07/20/2021 (Tue) 05:36:41 [Preview] No.381286 del
I'd give him remote access to my bobs and vagene

NEET 07/20/2021 (Tue) 05:39:36 [Preview] No.381287 del
I have done the needful.


NEET 07/20/2021 (Tue) 06:07:02 [Preview] No.381288 del
I wish Nuro still posted here.

NEET 07/20/2021 (Tue) 06:17:03 [Preview] No.381289 del
adelaide supermarkets are being stripped bare again

NEET 07/20/2021 (Tue) 06:20:17 [Preview] No.381290 del

NEET 07/20/2021 (Tue) 06:21:25 [Preview] No.381291 del
Hopefully we get some more government gibs.

NEET 07/20/2021 (Tue) 06:21:31 [Preview] No.381292 del
>stripped bare

NEET 07/20/2021 (Tue) 06:22:59 [Preview] No.381293 del
That's a grievous insult to Possum.

NEET 07/20/2021 (Tue) 06:23:44 [Preview] No.381294 del
It was vile of me, I'm sorry.

NEET 07/20/2021 (Tue) 06:24:02 [Preview] No.381295 del

NEET 07/20/2021 (Tue) 06:25:58 [Preview] No.381296 del

NEET 07/20/2021 (Tue) 06:28:27 [Preview] No.381297 del
I only have a small glass of whisky left

NEET 07/20/2021 (Tue) 06:30:12 [Preview] No.381298 del
drink it and order another one
dan does <2 hours delivery for $15

NEET 07/20/2021 (Tue) 06:34:40 [Preview] No.381299 del
Get some more!

NEET 07/20/2021 (Tue) 06:35:23 [Preview] No.381300 del

NEET 07/20/2021 (Tue) 06:37:28 [Preview] No.381301 del
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NEET 07/20/2021 (Tue) 06:49:31 [Preview] No.381302 del
Somebody wants an extra qp for a friend of theirs

NEET 07/20/2021 (Tue) 06:58:21 [Preview] No.381303 del
possum stole my wank once

NEET 07/20/2021 (Tue) 07:00:10 [Preview] No.381304 del
quarter pounder hamburger

NEET 07/20/2021 (Tue) 07:02:28 [Preview] No.381305 del
Possum pounded a quarter of my hamburger once

NEET 07/20/2021 (Tue) 07:02:32 [Preview] No.381306 del
Quarter pound my bussy!

NEET 07/20/2021 (Tue) 07:02:50 [Preview] No.381307 del
He did not.

NEET 07/20/2021 (Tue) 07:03:47 [Preview] No.381308 del
he fucking well did you possum denialist

NEET 07/20/2021 (Tue) 07:03:56 [Preview] No.381309 del
quarter pound - when you really go for it but don't have much energy
NEET sex

NEET 07/20/2021 (Tue) 07:04:34 [Preview] No.381310 del
He a good boy! He dindu nuffin! He was turning is life around! Going to church!

NEET 07/20/2021 (Tue) 07:04:45 [Preview] No.381311 del
just the tip

NEET 07/20/2021 (Tue) 07:05:25 [Preview] No.381312 del
>Going to church
To steal the collection money

NEET 07/20/2021 (Tue) 07:05:56 [Preview] No.381313 del
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NEET 07/20/2021 (Tue) 07:06:04 [Preview] No.381314 del
Maccas gets their mayo from my arse.

NEET 07/20/2021 (Tue) 07:07:29 [Preview] No.381315 del
Quarter pounder, hold the mayo

NEET 07/20/2021 (Tue) 07:08:13 [Preview] No.381316 del
That is an evil crab

NEET 07/20/2021 (Tue) 07:15:11 [Preview] No.381317 del

NEET 07/20/2021 (Tue) 07:17:18 [Preview] No.381318 del

NEET 07/20/2021 (Tue) 07:21:13 [Preview] No.381319 del
Fuck me. What a day at the wage. From home.
>Oh man...
I went there today to stock up and it was closed.
Uni is for nerds anyway.
They can be any shape, but should be 19x12
How long between doing it and getting it?

Garn get boong'd.

NEET 07/20/2021 (Tue) 07:21:45 [Preview] No.381320 del
I heard his anus was apricot.

NEET 07/20/2021 (Tue) 07:22:16 [Preview] No.381321 del
That's a song.

NEET 07/20/2021 (Tue) 07:22:42 [Preview] No.381322 del

NEET 07/20/2021 (Tue) 07:23:59 [Preview] No.381323 del
>What a day at the wage
That sounds like slaving away.

NEET 07/20/2021 (Tue) 07:24:03 [Preview] No.381324 del
Fucking boongs

NEET 07/20/2021 (Tue) 07:25:25 [Preview] No.381325 del
It was pretty mental.
Ended up with no pants on and sore feet.

NEET 07/20/2021 (Tue) 07:27:00 [Preview] No.381326 del

NEET 07/20/2021 (Tue) 07:27:45 [Preview] No.381327 del
Hard day at the strip club

NEET 07/20/2021 (Tue) 07:33:51 [Preview] No.381328 del
I mean the standard Australian flags, not the attention seeker flag.

NEET 07/20/2021 (Tue) 07:34:42 [Preview] No.381329 del
If nuro successfully defeats the sinister doctor 10k, wouldn't that leave him as the oldest member of the board? Maybe he's just keeping 10k around for that reason.

NEET 07/20/2021 (Tue) 07:37:35 [Preview] No.381330 del
I don't think 10K is an enemy anymore. Depends on which personality Nuro has.

NEET 07/20/2021 (Tue) 07:40:44 [Preview] No.381331 del
Thinking of chicken nuggers.

NEET 07/20/2021 (Tue) 07:42:31 [Preview] No.381332 del
Second six pack acquired. Got stuck into a pack of red rock deli and some choccies
Comfy rain

NEET 07/20/2021 (Tue) 07:45:26 [Preview] No.381333 del
Acquire them!

NEET 07/20/2021 (Tue) 07:47:25 [Preview] No.381335 del
Alcohol sucks. Do drugs.

NEET 07/20/2021 (Tue) 07:49:07 [Preview] No.381336 del

NEET 07/20/2021 (Tue) 07:49:42 [Preview] No.381337 del
All the geographic flags are 19x12.
Or at least were on 8.

NEET 07/20/2021 (Tue) 07:50:34 [Preview] No.381338 del
He hasn't noticed 10K's return.
The blind jedi.

NEET 07/20/2021 (Tue) 07:53:14 [Preview] No.381340 del
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NEET 07/20/2021 (Tue) 07:53:36 [Preview] No.381341 del
Your pic didn't upload

NEET 07/20/2021 (Tue) 07:54:42 [Preview] No.381342 del
How did you come across this discovery?

NEET 07/20/2021 (Tue) 07:55:39 [Preview] No.381343 del
Noisy balloon bird.

NEET 07/20/2021 (Tue) 07:56:43 [Preview] No.381344 del
You should wag your tail if you want to talk to doggo

NEET 07/20/2021 (Tue) 07:57:14 [Preview] No.381345 del
why are you using that fucked up theme?

NEET 07/20/2021 (Tue) 07:58:38 [Preview] No.381346 del
Dark theme.

NEET 07/20/2021 (Tue) 07:59:27 [Preview] No.381347 del
i want bo to delete it now

NEET 07/20/2021 (Tue) 08:00:00 [Preview] No.381348 del
Dark theme is superior.

NEET 07/20/2021 (Tue) 08:00:46 [Preview] No.381349 del
it bloody well is not

NEET 07/20/2021 (Tue) 08:00:52 [Preview] No.381350 del
What sauces should I get for my Maccas nuggies?

NEET 07/20/2021 (Tue) 08:01:26 [Preview] No.381351 del
Is so.

NEET 07/20/2021 (Tue) 08:01:42 [Preview] No.381352 del
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this thread is seriously lame

you all bring great shame

NEET 07/20/2021 (Tue) 08:02:22 [Preview] No.381353 del
Whoa! Based!

NEET 07/20/2021 (Tue) 08:02:49 [Preview] No.381354 del
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NEET 07/20/2021 (Tue) 08:03:21 [Preview] No.381355 del
Is that the bridge from the Starship Nuro?

NEET 07/20/2021 (Tue) 08:04:01 [Preview] No.381356 del
shut up fool. dont waste your time. im not even going to bother.

NEET 07/20/2021 (Tue) 08:04:10 [Preview] No.381357 del
Bean sauce

NEET 07/20/2021 (Tue) 08:04:39 [Preview] No.381358 del
I pity the fool that wastes Nuro's time.

NEET 07/20/2021 (Tue) 08:04:48 [Preview] No.381359 del
hurf durf pretend space ship

NEET 07/20/2021 (Tue) 08:04:52 [Preview] No.381360 del
Why are you snapping at me?

NEET 07/20/2021 (Tue) 08:06:03 [Preview] No.381361 del
Because you're Nofun obviously.

NEET 07/20/2021 (Tue) 08:06:48 [Preview] No.381362 del
Went shopping.
Shit was way more expensive than normal, supermarket was short on stock again.
Seemed to spend money without really getting anything.
channeled my anger into buying BEANS

NEET 07/20/2021 (Tue) 08:07:44 [Preview] No.381363 del
Oh shit, I didn't realise. My bad.

NEET 07/20/2021 (Tue) 08:07:56 [Preview] No.381364 del
>channeled my anger into buying BEANS

NEET 07/20/2021 (Tue) 08:08:21 [Preview] No.381365 del
might watch a moofie

NEET 07/20/2021 (Tue) 08:09:09 [Preview] No.381366 del
What movie?

NEET 07/20/2021 (Tue) 08:09:28 [Preview] No.381367 del
probably rambo i and ii

NEET 07/20/2021 (Tue) 08:20:13 [Preview] No.381368 del
Nuro solicits for high end earphones on his secret discord channel once.

NEET 07/20/2021 (Tue) 08:21:10 [Preview] No.381369 del

NEET 07/20/2021 (Tue) 08:21:19 [Preview] No.381370 del
Forgive me, if I'd known what your desktop looked like, I'd have been more respectful, O based one.

NEET 07/20/2021 (Tue) 08:22:19 [Preview] No.381371 del
that's two (2) moofies

NEET 07/20/2021 (Tue) 08:23:14 [Preview] No.381372 del
nuggies wiff mayo

NEET 07/20/2021 (Tue) 08:24:21 [Preview] No.381373 del
Nuro blew some guy's speakers, but said it was based once.

NEET 07/20/2021 (Tue) 08:24:35 [Preview] No.381374 del
One of the NEETs did not show due respect and was soundly and righteously chastised once.

NEET 07/20/2021 (Tue) 08:24:40 [Preview] No.381375 del
That's the KC theme.

NEET 07/20/2021 (Tue) 08:24:57 [Preview] No.381376 del
Nuro blew some guy, but said it was based once.

NEET 07/20/2021 (Tue) 08:25:03 [Preview] No.381377 del
Is that what they call it now?

NEET 07/20/2021 (Tue) 08:25:32 [Preview] No.381378 del
Oh. KC balls. From a Polish man and fondled by a Hungarian.

NEET 07/20/2021 (Tue) 08:25:39 [Preview] No.381379 del

NEET 07/20/2021 (Tue) 08:26:10 [Preview] No.381380 del
I think they have a plum sauce, get that.

NEET 07/20/2021 (Tue) 08:26:19 [Preview] No.381381 del
He just did if for the zinc, so it doesn't count as homo. It's like prison gay.

NEET 07/20/2021 (Tue) 08:26:32 [Preview] No.381382 del
I have the bulls eye but haven't opened it.

NEET 07/20/2021 (Tue) 08:26:35 [Preview] No.381383 del
Your a plum source

NEET 07/20/2021 (Tue) 08:26:40 [Preview] No.381384 del
I bet Nuro has Celtic ancestry.

NEET 07/20/2021 (Tue) 08:26:47 [Preview] No.381385 del
Beans are gay.

NEET 07/20/2021 (Tue) 08:26:48 [Preview] No.381386 del
>Blew some guy's nuts

NEET 07/20/2021 (Tue) 08:27:26 [Preview] No.381387 del
Beans are turning you gay.
Did you pay off some of the credit card yet?

NEET 07/20/2021 (Tue) 08:27:29 [Preview] No.381388 del
It's a medical procedure when you really think about it,you have to be quite high IQ to do that sort of thing.

NEET 07/20/2021 (Tue) 08:28:06 [Preview] No.381389 del
There are better movies.
Watch Pi (1997).

NEET 07/20/2021 (Tue) 08:28:16 [Preview] No.381390 del
I put the hot sauce with it and drizzled it over my potato gems, in the turbo.

NEET 07/20/2021 (Tue) 08:28:23 [Preview] No.381391 del
That was the wrong choice.

NEET 07/20/2021 (Tue) 08:29:04 [Preview] No.381392 del
That movie is lame, made by some hipster poseur with little understanding of math.

NEET 07/20/2021 (Tue) 08:29:08 [Preview] No.381393 del

NEET 07/20/2021 (Tue) 08:29:19 [Preview] No.381394 del
Fuck YEAH.

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NEET 07/20/2021 (Tue) 08:29:33 [Preview] No.381396 del
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Apparently it's the green beans make you gay

NEET 07/20/2021 (Tue) 08:29:35 [Preview] No.381397 del
I might consider that tomorrow. I would have to DL (download) it first.

NEET 07/20/2021 (Tue) 08:29:44 [Preview] No.381398 del
His last name indicates it.

NEET 07/20/2021 (Tue) 08:30:25 [Preview] No.381399 del
You put the sauce on it before cooking it?

NEET 07/20/2021 (Tue) 08:30:37 [Preview] No.381400 del
Nuro McCeltic?

NEET 07/20/2021 (Tue) 08:30:46 [Preview] No.381401 del
If he watched it, he'd know he is wrong.

NEET 07/20/2021 (Tue) 08:30:56 [Preview] No.381402 del
Just found out why Brendan Fraser has been getting fat over the years - he's going to play the part of a 600lb man in a movie called Whale.

NEET 07/20/2021 (Tue) 08:30:58 [Preview] No.381403 del
I hope it wasn't from McDonald's.

NEET 07/20/2021 (Tue) 08:31:04 [Preview] No.381404 del
All beans are gay.

NEET 07/20/2021 (Tue) 08:31:09 [Preview] No.381405 del
I don't think most Celtic surnames end in -berg.

NEET 07/20/2021 (Tue) 08:31:20 [Preview] No.381406 del
Nuro McFerkin-Eedyot

NEET 07/20/2021 (Tue) 08:31:22 [Preview] No.381407 del

NEET 07/20/2021 (Tue) 08:31:44 [Preview] No.381408 del

NEET 07/20/2021 (Tue) 08:31:44 [Preview] No.381409 del
You're gay.

NEET 07/20/2021 (Tue) 08:32:06 [Preview] No.381410 del
I hope all the oldNEETs get their prostates checked.

NEET 07/20/2021 (Tue) 08:32:17 [Preview] No.381411 del
He will become the Exec Hero we need.

NEET 07/20/2021 (Tue) 08:32:50 [Preview] No.381412 del
They stuck a camera up my arse last year.

NEET 07/20/2021 (Tue) 08:32:53 [Preview] No.381413 del
Executive moofie.

NEET 07/20/2021 (Tue) 08:33:25 [Preview] No.381414 del

NEET 07/20/2021 (Tue) 08:34:50 [Preview] No.381415 del
It's very civilised,they give you drugs,you pass out and then wake up somewhere else with an oily bum.
Just like one of NK's visits.

NEET 07/20/2021 (Tue) 08:35:15 [Preview] No.381416 del
might transition with the lappy (laptop)

NEET 07/20/2021 (Tue) 08:35:24 [Preview] No.381417 del
The stores even put tons of toilet paper out to try and encourage panic buying, fuck supermarket body corporates.
You have mistaken me for another NEET.

NEET 07/20/2021 (Tue) 08:36:10 [Preview] No.381418 del
A prostate examination will be mandatory for all NEETs at the commune every Friday afternoon, whichever neet has the longest fingers will be the one in charge of giving them.

NEET 07/20/2021 (Tue) 08:36:41 [Preview] No.381419 del
>The stores even put tons of toilet paper out to try and encourage panic buying
I reckon I use 3 rolls a year

NEET 07/20/2021 (Tue) 08:36:51 [Preview] No.381420 del
And yet no pictures posted.

NEET 07/20/2021 (Tue) 08:36:57 [Preview] No.381421 del
I'll make sure I don't shit for a week and let it loose for that.

NEET 07/20/2021 (Tue) 08:37:39 [Preview] No.381422 del
You will never see the footage of my unconcious bowels.

NEET 07/20/2021 (Tue) 08:37:51 [Preview] No.381423 del
I was thinking that but I had my doubts over whether I wanted to see the images.

NEET 07/20/2021 (Tue) 08:37:56 [Preview] No.381424 del

NEET 07/20/2021 (Tue) 08:38:28 [Preview] No.381425 del
They make you take laxatives for 18 hours before it.
Really strong laxatives.

NEET 07/20/2021 (Tue) 08:39:25 [Preview] No.381426 del
I just won't take them.

NEET 07/20/2021 (Tue) 08:40:12 [Preview] No.381428 del
I didn't take the last dose, I'd been shitting clear water for 3 hours at that stage

NEET 07/20/2021 (Tue) 08:40:27 [Preview] No.381429 del
Best brand of mayo?

NEET 07/20/2021 (Tue) 08:40:59 [Preview] No.381430 del
Coon mayo

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NEET 07/20/2021 (Tue) 08:41:09 [Preview] No.381432 del
I have a list of very good movies.

Altered States
Synecdoche NY
The Ruling Class (1972)
Funny Games
We Need To Talk About Kevin
Harry Brown
The Story of Luke
Sunday Too Far Away
The Duellists
Southern Comfort
The Tree of Life
Colossus The Forbin Project
Three Billboards Outside Ebbing Monarouri
Love and Death
Burn After Reading
Deconstructing Harry
Waking Life
Hunt for the Wilderpeople
As Above So Below
Zero Theorum
Cloud Atlas
Withnail and I
Wag the Dog
Into The Wild
Once Were Warriors
Welcome to Me
The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou
Hamburger Hill
Secondhand Lion
The Holy Mountain
A Field in England
The Machinist
Everybody Wants Some
There's Something in the Pilliga
The Grand Budapest Hotel
Upstream Color
Falling Down
Inland Empire
Welcom To Woop Woop
Tucker and Dale VS Evil
What The Bleep Do We Know?
The Fountain
Man On The Moon
Knight of Cups
Bad Boy Bubby
The Congress
What About Bob?
The Butler
Lone Survivor
My Dinner With Andre
The Physician

I saved it as an image for you if you want to take it and use it later.

NEET 07/20/2021 (Tue) 08:41:12 [Preview] No.381433 del
the one you make yourself, and I'm not making a dirty joke

NEET 07/20/2021 (Tue) 08:43:07 [Preview] No.381434 del
Thank you, NEET.

NEET 07/20/2021 (Tue) 08:44:40 [Preview] No.381435 del
Yeah that's been my thinking.
Good stuff.
I remember in my high school there were two twins, one who had a good body but an average face and the other who had a nice face but an average body, I remember the former was nice to me on the one or two ocassions I interacted with her, I never spoke to her sister.
Up to you mate.
>I went there today to stock up and it was closed
What were you planning on getting?
Nuro would probably be a loyalist and not a republican.
Went shopping, did my cenno claim, made a couple of phone calls and went for a run, a productive afternoon. Going to cook dinner soon, might have to take a shower first though as I'm a little sweaty.

NEET 07/20/2021 (Tue) 08:47:11 [Preview] No.381436 del
> I'm a little sweaty.
Oh sweaty

NEET 07/20/2021 (Tue) 08:49:42 [Preview] No.381437 del
I'm about to go shit.

NEET 07/20/2021 (Tue) 08:50:07 [Preview] No.381438 del
>if you want to take it and use it later.
Thank you.

NEET 07/20/2021 (Tue) 08:50:30 [Preview] No.381439 del
Triple (you)d for my pleasure.

NEET 07/20/2021 (Tue) 08:50:36 [Preview] No.381440 del
Shopping: online
Working: online
Dining: online
Seeing the doctor: online
Dating: online
Sex: online
Education: online
Entertainment: online
Socializing: online
Meetings: online

Ted was right

NEET 07/20/2021 (Tue) 08:51:51 [Preview] No.381441 del
About to smoke some chewf

NEET 07/20/2021 (Tue) 08:53:15 [Preview] No.381442 del
Bong water enema.

NEET 07/20/2021 (Tue) 08:53:34 [Preview] No.381443 del
What if I want to enjoy the experience? Asking for a friend.

NEET 07/20/2021 (Tue) 08:55:20 [Preview] No.381444 del

NEET 07/20/2021 (Tue) 08:55:51 [Preview] No.381445 del
What do we call you now?

NEET 07/20/2021 (Tue) 08:56:40 [Preview] No.381446 del
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penis gnomes

NEET 07/20/2021 (Tue) 08:57:21 [Preview] No.381447 del
I hope you did it safely.

NEET 07/20/2021 (Tue) 08:58:00 [Preview] No.381448 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=8M7pL6ucR9A [Embed]

NEET 07/20/2021 (Tue) 08:58:10 [Preview] No.381449 del
I heard he went to Thailand for it.

NEET 07/20/2021 (Tue) 08:58:30 [Preview] No.381450 del
Tranny NEET

NEET 07/20/2021 (Tue) 09:01:48 [Preview] No.381451 del

NEET 07/20/2021 (Tue) 09:01:51 [Preview] No.381452 del
I fucking love this song
If I win lotto I shall hire midgets to dance along behind me playing it

NEET 07/20/2021 (Tue) 09:04:53 [Preview] No.381453 del

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NEET 07/20/2021 (Tue) 09:05:25 [Preview] No.381455 del
Big toad

NEET 07/20/2021 (Tue) 09:06:33 [Preview] No.381456 del
If twitter shut down do you think twitter people would just stand on street corners and yell?

NEET 07/20/2021 (Tue) 09:06:45 [Preview] No.381457 del
It will be played each day at the commune.

NEET 07/20/2021 (Tue) 09:07:51 [Preview] No.381458 del
It can be the theme song for working in the bean fields.

NEET 07/20/2021 (Tue) 09:07:53 [Preview] No.381459 del
What new lappy should I get?

NEET 07/20/2021 (Tue) 09:08:31 [Preview] No.381460 del
this better not be you, monk

NEET 07/20/2021 (Tue) 09:08:57 [Preview] No.381461 del
Preparing to cook BEANS

NEET 07/20/2021 (Tue) 09:09:12 [Preview] No.381462 del

We need more information. What will you use it for? Does it need to be lightweight? These are questions to answer.

NEET 07/20/2021 (Tue) 09:10:01 [Preview] No.381463 del
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NEET 07/20/2021 (Tue) 09:10:19 [Preview] No.381464 del
Best flavour of shapes?

NEET 07/20/2021 (Tue) 09:10:24 [Preview] No.381465 del
Now I'm thinking about hiring a small whore and getting her to dance to the gnome song

NEET 07/20/2021 (Tue) 09:10:33 [Preview] No.381466 del
Cook a bean pie.

NEET 07/20/2021 (Tue) 09:10:52 [Preview] No.381467 del
oblong ones

NEET 07/20/2021 (Tue) 09:11:01 [Preview] No.381468 del
I hope they all jump off cliffs.

NEET 07/20/2021 (Tue) 09:11:46 [Preview] No.381469 del
That would be a very good thing.

NEET 07/20/2021 (Tue) 09:12:16 [Preview] No.381470 del
I agree they are the best

NEET 07/20/2021 (Tue) 09:12:50 [Preview] No.381471 del
I want to pay to piss on a whore who is struggling to make ends meet.

NEET 07/20/2021 (Tue) 09:13:47 [Preview] No.381472 del

NEET 07/20/2021 (Tue) 09:14:09 [Preview] No.381473 del
It's not.

NEET 07/20/2021 (Tue) 09:14:26 [Preview] No.381474 del
Time for my 10th beer, 5th wank to come later.
Having a dart with keif in it.

No but I did half consider trading my macbook in and getting an upgrade

NEET 07/20/2021 (Tue) 09:14:38 [Preview] No.381475 del
Alright,piss away then.

NEET 07/20/2021 (Tue) 09:16:00 [Preview] No.381476 del
Better trade that poofterbook in soon rather than later.

NEET 07/20/2021 (Tue) 09:27:29 [Preview] No.381477 del
Cheese and bacon.

NEET 07/20/2021 (Tue) 09:28:24 [Preview] No.381478 del
The voices are yelling at me again.

NEET 07/20/2021 (Tue) 09:28:45 [Preview] No.381479 del
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NEET 07/20/2021 (Tue) 09:29:59 [Preview] No.381481 del
Haha, you're a rascal! Great post as always Nuro.

NEET 07/20/2021 (Tue) 09:30:21 [Preview] No.381482 del
Hoooly fuck that keif dart has me floored
Haven't been properly baked in like 6 months
Mood has instantly picked up a lot. Maybe I should smoke more often

Poofbooks are good, I've been trying to transition to linux outside of work hours but I can't really be bothered when I can just ssh in and do whatever I need. Window manager on my fagbook is basically i3.

NEET 07/20/2021 (Tue) 09:31:23 [Preview] No.381483 del
Kek, well image'd

NEET 07/20/2021 (Tue) 09:32:15 [Preview] No.381484 del
>Poofbooks are good, I've been trying to transition
Should have left it there.

NEET 07/20/2021 (Tue) 09:34:11 [Preview] No.381485 del
kek, well done neet

NEET 07/20/2021 (Tue) 09:38:34 [Preview] No.381486 del

NEET 07/20/2021 (Tue) 09:38:50 [Preview] No.381487 del
She will learn to like the dance

NEET 07/20/2021 (Tue) 09:42:25 [Preview] No.381488 del
What about interpretive knife dancing?

NEET 07/20/2021 (Tue) 09:43:20 [Preview] No.381489 del
Probably poopoo from bum bum.

NEET 07/20/2021 (Tue) 09:43:43 [Preview] No.381490 del

NEET 07/20/2021 (Tue) 09:44:11 [Preview] No.381491 del
We have two moons.

NEET 07/20/2021 (Tue) 09:45:17 [Preview] No.381492 del
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NEET 07/20/2021 (Tue) 09:46:18 [Preview] No.381493 del
The universe was created last Thursday.

NEET 07/20/2021 (Tue) 09:46:36 [Preview] No.381494 del
Keep watching parkour videos on youtube, and wishing I wasn't too fat and old to do it myself.

NEET 07/20/2021 (Tue) 09:47:52 [Preview] No.381495 del
The Council recreates the universe every thursday

NEET 07/20/2021 (Tue) 09:50:01 [Preview] No.381496 del
So thats why the Universe is expanding.

NEET 07/20/2021 (Tue) 09:50:52 [Preview] No.381497 del
The Council farts a lot while creating

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NEET 07/20/2021 (Tue) 09:54:48 [Preview] No.381499 del
2ish weeks till my birthday
Hope you all have a big party planned for me

NEET 07/20/2021 (Tue) 09:55:23 [Preview] No.381500 del

NEET 07/20/2021 (Tue) 09:55:31 [Preview] No.381501 del
The universe exists because of Nuro's brain in a jar.

NEET 07/20/2021 (Tue) 09:55:47 [Preview] No.381502 del
Is a gang bang okay?

NEET 07/20/2021 (Tue) 09:55:51 [Preview] No.381503 del

NEET 07/20/2021 (Tue) 09:56:10 [Preview] No.381504 del
Good evening neetlings

NEET 07/20/2021 (Tue) 09:56:21 [Preview] No.381505 del
We shall make you a caek

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NEET 07/20/2021 (Tue) 09:57:32 [Preview] No.381508 del
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NEET 07/20/2021 (Tue) 09:58:09 [Preview] No.381510 del
Kek, that is perfect

NEET 07/20/2021 (Tue) 09:58:31 [Preview] No.381511 del
Good evening NEET.

NEET 07/20/2021 (Tue) 09:59:06 [Preview] No.381512 del
Who is fucking her though?

NEET 07/20/2021 (Tue) 09:59:34 [Preview] No.381513 del

NEET 07/20/2021 (Tue) 09:59:56 [Preview] No.381514 del
She's a good dancer.

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NEET 07/20/2021 (Tue) 10:00:34 [Preview] No.381517 del
Just realise I've had about 3 videos on youtube autoplaying and I wasn't even paying attention.

NEET 07/20/2021 (Tue) 10:02:40 [Preview] No.381518 del
You technoboong

NEET 07/20/2021 (Tue) 10:03:32 [Preview] No.381519 del
big burp

NEET 07/20/2021 (Tue) 10:03:57 [Preview] No.381520 del
wait for cruisey to complain about the time signature

NEET 07/20/2021 (Tue) 10:05:03 [Preview] No.381521 del
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I was going to say something to you but I fgorgot it have this instead

NEET 07/20/2021 (Tue) 10:05:18 [Preview] No.381522 del
they all wear themselves out

its a young mans sport

NEET 07/20/2021 (Tue) 10:06:56 [Preview] No.381523 del
wearing my arse out

its a young NEETs sport

NEET 07/20/2021 (Tue) 10:07:48 [Preview] No.381524 del
Puhlease,it's been years since it had any traction

NEET 07/20/2021 (Tue) 10:08:06 [Preview] No.381525 del
11th beer
I feel fine, like I could easy do some wageing and no one would even know.

NEET 07/20/2021 (Tue) 10:08:22 [Preview] No.381526 del
It's awful when that happens and you lose your place.

NEET 07/20/2021 (Tue) 10:08:33 [Preview] No.381527 del
that's because you wipe too much

NEET 07/20/2021 (Tue) 10:08:41 [Preview] No.381528 del
kek, closes it's eyes just before it hits

NEET 07/20/2021 (Tue) 10:09:13 [Preview] No.381529 del
or not enough

NEET 07/20/2021 (Tue) 10:09:51 [Preview] No.381530 del
Be careful drinking that much.

NEET 07/20/2021 (Tue) 10:10:06 [Preview] No.381531 del
And working I mean.

NEET 07/20/2021 (Tue) 10:10:21 [Preview] No.381532 del
bussy abuse

NEET 07/20/2021 (Tue) 10:10:25 [Preview] No.381533 del
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NEET 07/20/2021 (Tue) 10:11:23 [Preview] No.381534 del
I hate retarded dogs

NEET 07/20/2021 (Tue) 10:12:29 [Preview] No.381535 del
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NEET 07/20/2021 (Tue) 10:12:43 [Preview] No.381536 del
You be nice to your dinner m8

NEET 07/20/2021 (Tue) 10:13:26 [Preview] No.381537 del

NEET 07/20/2021 (Tue) 10:14:23 [Preview] No.381538 del
that's what nuro's dinner looks like before the thais get to it

NEET 07/20/2021 (Tue) 10:14:30 [Preview] No.381539 del
Made nachos with black BEANS and jalapenos.
One serve of black mean salsa is reserved for tomorrow, I'll probably cook rice and fried eggs or something.

NEET 07/20/2021 (Tue) 10:16:13 [Preview] No.381540 del
sounds good mate, beans are based and so are you :)

NEET 07/20/2021 (Tue) 10:20:18 [Preview] No.381541 del
i'm going to start a mushroom business from my cumsocks

NEET 07/20/2021 (Tue) 10:21:41 [Preview] No.381542 del
Poor kot.

NEET 07/20/2021 (Tue) 10:21:44 [Preview] No.381543 del
Will you stop using them as cumsocks when the mushrooms grow?

NEET 07/20/2021 (Tue) 10:22:18 [Preview] No.381544 del
Good luck.

NEET 07/20/2021 (Tue) 10:23:25 [Preview] No.381545 del
Based and bean pilled.

NEET 07/20/2021 (Tue) 10:24:23 [Preview] No.381546 del
Well beaned.

NEET 07/20/2021 (Tue) 10:25:53 [Preview] No.381547 del
i need to actually start using cum socks first, so far i just have a dried cum pulled on the carpet under my desk

NEET 07/20/2021 (Tue) 10:28:12 [Preview] No.381548 del
You just blow your load indiscriminately onto the floor?

NEET 07/20/2021 (Tue) 10:28:30 [Preview] No.381549 del
broooooooooooo unamable horrors lmao xD they're called victorians lol

NEET 07/20/2021 (Tue) 10:28:43 [Preview] No.381550 del
Neets, I have something terrible to confess: I actually like all these covid lockdowns and I want more of them. What can we do to make this happen?

NEET 07/20/2021 (Tue) 10:28:45 [Preview] No.381551 del
I keep mine in a safety deposit box at the bank
Makes for some exciting wanks

NEET 07/20/2021 (Tue) 10:28:58 [Preview] No.381552 del
the underside of the desk is cumstained too

NEET 07/20/2021 (Tue) 10:29:33 [Preview] No.381553 del
Take a picture next time your down there.

NEET 07/20/2021 (Tue) 10:29:51 [Preview] No.381554 del
The mad fool has obviously never heard of carpet babies

NEET 07/20/2021 (Tue) 10:29:55 [Preview] No.381555 del
we can cooooooof

NEET 07/20/2021 (Tue) 10:30:15 [Preview] No.381556 del
Good NEET. Keep what is precious to you under lock and key.

NEET 07/20/2021 (Tue) 10:30:19 [Preview] No.381557 del
my joints cant handle the bending but i'll try

NEET 07/20/2021 (Tue) 10:31:00 [Preview] No.381558 del

NEET 07/20/2021 (Tue) 10:31:00 [Preview] No.381559 del
They may take my freedom but they'll never get my wanks

NEET 07/20/2021 (Tue) 10:31:22 [Preview] No.381560 del
would eating the cumsock mushrooms count as canibaleigtn?

NEET 07/20/2021 (Tue) 10:31:43 [Preview] No.381561 del
Ended up not taking a shower lol.
Nah, the pleasure was all mine.
>Ted was right
As that astronaut meme goes Always has been...
It will be a surprise.
Dinner has been cooked, served and consume. Now it's time for a grave decision, to do some weights or to go on an evening walk.

NEET 07/20/2021 (Tue) 10:31:52 [Preview] No.381562 del
might have al ong hot shower after i'm done with this 10pack if i make it shit key is lost

NEET 07/20/2021 (Tue) 10:32:57 [Preview] No.381563 del
You'll be fine.

NEET 07/20/2021 (Tue) 10:33:09 [Preview] No.381564 del
Breastfeeding doesn't

NEET 07/20/2021 (Tue) 10:38:35 [Preview] No.381565 del
Having a few beers bros.

NEET 07/20/2021 (Tue) 10:44:33 [Preview] No.381566 del
(You) earned it!

NEET 07/20/2021 (Tue) 10:46:53 [Preview] No.381567 del
you're not taking my breast milk

NEET 07/20/2021 (Tue) 10:47:00 [Preview] No.381568 del

NEET 07/20/2021 (Tue) 10:48:13 [Preview] No.381569 del

NEET 07/20/2021 (Tue) 10:53:55 [Preview] No.381570 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=MMq7QL1gZBc [Embed]

Been watching this channel for a while today
Its kind of cringe and kind of based, but watching these women try and talk smart on a podcast and jumping through so many hoops to make a point is hilarious

NEET 07/20/2021 (Tue) 10:56:24 [Preview] No.381571 del
Its normal for shutins and losers like me to like the lockdowns. It makes everyone else miserable like us and puts no pressure on us to socialise and be normal. 'Just another night in' for everyone. Same goes for girls (and guys to some extent) who like wearing masks and hiding away from the world.
Cowardly, but typical of our weak society

NEET 07/20/2021 (Tue) 11:02:34 [Preview] No.381572 del
Gave my cat an extra can of food for being fluffy

NEET 07/20/2021 (Tue) 11:05:05 [Preview] No.381573 del
i'm a loser baby
so why don't you kill me?

NEET 07/20/2021 (Tue) 11:05:26 [Preview] No.381574 del
the back of my hand is really dry and starting to crack and bleed

NEET 07/20/2021 (Tue) 11:07:58 [Preview] No.381575 del
you have eczema or dermatitis, dummy

NEET 07/20/2021 (Tue) 11:08:04 [Preview] No.381576 del
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See?! Im gonna die from it

NEET 07/20/2021 (Tue) 11:08:28 [Preview] No.381577 del
you're a dummy!

NEET 07/20/2021 (Tue) 11:09:31 [Preview] No.381578 del
the hand washing stuff makes my hand really dry so now i'm just not going to wash my hands

NEET 07/20/2021 (Tue) 11:09:48 [Preview] No.381579 del
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NEET 07/20/2021 (Tue) 11:10:54 [Preview] No.381580 del
try changing brands or moisturise

NEET 07/20/2021 (Tue) 11:11:56 [Preview] No.381581 del
It puts the lotion on its hand or it gets the NEET stick

NEET 07/20/2021 (Tue) 11:12:33 [Preview] No.381582 del
i'm sorry for this outburst please forgive me

NEET 07/20/2021 (Tue) 11:12:46 [Preview] No.381583 del
Good NEET.

NEET 07/20/2021 (Tue) 11:13:12 [Preview] No.381584 del
i'll just boost my immune system with the pajeet special

NEET 07/20/2021 (Tue) 11:13:16 [Preview] No.381585 del
Get a NEET to kiss it better.

NEET 07/20/2021 (Tue) 11:13:33 [Preview] No.381586 del
Good night NEETs. Sleep tight.

NEET 07/20/2021 (Tue) 11:13:56 [Preview] No.381587 del
You need more zinc m8

NEET 07/20/2021 (Tue) 11:13:56 [Preview] No.381588 del
I consider myself a truthteller as much as a factory for piss and shit

NEET 07/20/2021 (Tue) 11:14:46 [Preview] No.381589 del
G'night m8

NEET 07/20/2021 (Tue) 11:17:38 [Preview] No.381590 del
Drop those truth bombs on the normies.

NEET 07/20/2021 (Tue) 11:21:10 [Preview] No.381591 del
sleep now

NEET 07/20/2021 (Tue) 11:23:26 [Preview] No.381592 del
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based cat owner

NEET 07/20/2021 (Tue) 11:24:20 [Preview] No.381593 del
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NEET 07/20/2021 (Tue) 11:25:08 [Preview] No.381594 del
cops shouldn't have to wear ties

NEET 07/20/2021 (Tue) 11:25:58 [Preview] No.381595 del
Fuck cops and fuck masks and fuck women

NEET 07/20/2021 (Tue) 11:26:38 [Preview] No.381596 del
>fuck women
That's the plan.

NEET 07/20/2021 (Tue) 11:27:47 [Preview] No.381597 del
I suspect less people would be upset watching this video now than they might have been pre-covid.

NEET 07/20/2021 (Tue) 11:28:55 [Preview] No.381598 del
Your arse is a question Answer it!

NEET 07/20/2021 (Tue) 11:29:32 [Preview] No.381599 del
charles darwin had ape features

NEET 07/20/2021 (Tue) 11:29:55 [Preview] No.381600 del
It's fine.

NEET 07/20/2021 (Tue) 11:30:27 [Preview] No.381601 del
if john howard wasn't a poofter that took the cool guns off of the people...

NEET 07/20/2021 (Tue) 11:31:10 [Preview] No.381602 del
The hands of a swamp monster.

NEET 07/20/2021 (Tue) 11:32:22 [Preview] No.381603 del
I bet a girl called him a monkey when he was a kid, and darwin was so traumatised he spent the rest of his life explaining the link between humans and apes.

NEET 07/20/2021 (Tue) 11:34:27 [Preview] No.381604 del
So, possum, weber and nuro walk into a bar. The bartender says can someone please finish this joke for me?

NEET 07/20/2021 (Tue) 11:52:34 [Preview] No.381605 del
Good evening, Mr Weber, sir. Are these two animals bothering you?

NEET 07/20/2021 (Tue) 11:57:53 [Preview] No.381606 del
i masturbate

NEET 07/20/2021 (Tue) 11:59:10 [Preview] No.381607 del
la di da

NEET 07/20/2021 (Tue) 12:03:33 [Preview] No.381608 del
i'll cum in your ear

NEET 07/20/2021 (Tue) 12:04:30 [Preview] No.381609 del
chunky piss

NEET 07/20/2021 (Tue) 12:06:51 [Preview] No.381610 del
not fond of ethnics

NEET 07/20/2021 (Tue) 12:08:39 [Preview] No.381611 del
I was going to say something but I won't, I nearly spilled all of the glass of milk I had.

NEET 07/20/2021 (Tue) 12:09:05 [Preview] No.381612 del

NEET 07/20/2021 (Tue) 12:09:51 [Preview] No.381613 del
big glass?

NEET 07/20/2021 (Tue) 12:14:32 [Preview] No.381614 del
Nah just a normal sized one.

NEET 07/20/2021 (Tue) 12:15:24 [Preview] No.381615 del
And the bartender says one bourbon,one scotch and one queer

NEET 07/20/2021 (Tue) 12:16:53 [Preview] No.381616 del
ethical ethnics?

NEET 07/20/2021 (Tue) 12:27:36 [Preview] No.381617 del
i'm a warlock

NEET 07/20/2021 (Tue) 12:45:15 [Preview] No.381618 del
Do you weigh the same as a duck?

NEET 07/20/2021 (Tue) 14:48:54 [Preview] No.381619 del
Been in bed for over 2 hours. 12 beers and a bunch of pills. Still nothing
My mental health is in rapid decline.

NEET 07/20/2021 (Tue) 14:50:57 [Preview] No.381620 del
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Keep your shit together NEET

NEET 07/20/2021 (Tue) 21:05:28 [Preview] No.381622 del
Nuro had a sony MD once.

NEET 07/20/2021 (Tue) 21:07:22 [Preview] No.381623 del
having a panic attack NEETs

NEET 07/20/2021 (Tue) 21:17:04 [Preview] No.381624 del
Don’t panic!

NEET 07/20/2021 (Tue) 21:35:56 [Preview] No.381626 del
Smell my arse custard!

NEET 07/20/2021 (Tue) 21:35:59 [Preview] No.381627 del
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NEET 07/20/2021 (Tue) 21:39:32 [Preview] No.381628 del

Good thing the ZOG put him back in jail before he could poz up the place.

NEET 07/20/2021 (Tue) 21:41:41 [Preview] No.381630 del
adjective [BLIGHTH-sum]

1. with lightheartedness or unconcern; gay, merry

"I bet you bum bums can't use blithesome in a sentence," Possum said.

NEET 07/20/2021 (Tue) 21:45:44 [Preview] No.381631 del
might try and do some more washing today

NEET 07/20/2021 (Tue) 21:45:44 [Preview] No.381632 del
I think I have some kind of respiratory infection, woke up at 5AM, couldn't breath and panicked.
Turns out there's no online call for an ambulance, fuck this country is so backwards.
If China stopped hacking our shit maybe we could have nice things.

NEET 07/20/2021 (Tue) 21:47:27 [Preview] No.381633 del

Where's the word of the day?

NEET 07/20/2021 (Tue) 21:47:59 [Preview] No.381634 del
Oh, there it is.
Thank you.

NEET 07/20/2021 (Tue) 21:48:06 [Preview] No.381635 del

NEET 07/20/2021 (Tue) 21:49:15 [Preview] No.381637 del
earliest woolies can do a delivery is saturday
what a pack of useless cunts

NEET 07/20/2021 (Tue) 22:22:01 [Preview] No.381638 del
coles do delivery tomorrow afternoon

NEET 07/20/2021 (Tue) 22:26:40 [Preview] No.381639 del
Appreciated (You) wealth.

All those extra charges.


Goon tax!

I wonder who buys it.

The NEET's blithesome speech about changing tomorrow was do-able.

Good morning NEETs.

NEET 07/20/2021 (Tue) 22:41:36 [Preview] No.381640 del

NEET 07/20/2021 (Tue) 22:46:33 [Preview] No.381641 del
ordered some shopping and put some washing on
having a poke

NEET 07/20/2021 (Tue) 22:46:56 [Preview] No.381642 del
that's not right
having a cilk

NEET 07/20/2021 (Tue) 22:57:37 [Preview] No.381643 del
fucking ebay body corporate sent my package standard post instead of the express post i paid for

NEET 07/20/2021 (Tue) 22:57:53 [Preview] No.381644 del
Really raining now. Fire's going but I'm going thru the cut wood and I cant chop more in the rain.

NEET 07/20/2021 (Tue) 23:01:39 [Preview] No.381645 del
Can you just do some big chops outside and then bring the log and the axe inside?

NEET 07/20/2021 (Tue) 23:03:48 [Preview] No.381646 del
Cant even get to the chopping block because of the giant puddle. The chopped wood falls in the water when its split.

NEET 07/20/2021 (Tue) 23:05:19 [Preview] No.381647 del
you're going to have to start burning books

NEET 07/20/2021 (Tue) 23:05:37 [Preview] No.381648 del
That happened to me about 10 years ago when it was not common and the answer he said was "people often don't select the option". I think I got a refund for the difference.

NEET 07/20/2021 (Tue) 23:06:00 [Preview] No.381649 del
what's the temperature outside?

NEET 07/20/2021 (Tue) 23:06:20 [Preview] No.381650 del
Find a lone executive. That should get you through the winter.

NEET 07/20/2021 (Tue) 23:06:33 [Preview] No.381651 del
Duno about 8

NEET 07/20/2021 (Tue) 23:07:41 [Preview] No.381653 del
yeah, it happens once or twice a year for me
they claim they didn't notice
I insist on the difference being refunded

NEET 07/20/2021 (Tue) 23:08:18 [Preview] No.381654 del
Thot patrolled.

NEET 07/20/2021 (Tue) 23:10:03 [Preview] No.381655 del
I'll start burning (You)

NEET 07/20/2021 (Tue) 23:11:34 [Preview] No.381656 del
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NEET 07/20/2021 (Tue) 23:34:17 [Preview] No.381657 del
Good morning gentlemen.
Do you get hay fever or asthma? Are you going to get tested for bat aids?

NEET 07/20/2021 (Tue) 23:36:11 [Preview] No.381658 del
one load of washing hung out
second final load on

NEET 07/20/2021 (Tue) 23:41:27 [Preview] No.381659 del
My ear seems to have been blocked up for days. Can a pharmacist check it or do I have to see a doctor?

NEET 07/20/2021 (Tue) 23:45:53 [Preview] No.381661 del
My arse seems to have been blocked up for days. Can a pharmacist check it or do I have to see a doctor?

NEET 07/20/2021 (Tue) 23:46:42 [Preview] No.381662 del
Risen. Minimal tax because I finished those beers too early last night, which caused me great anxiety.
2 home made burgs consumed.
Seems like I've got a new tooch ache on a different tooch. Fuck sake, hopefully its not another 10 fillings.

NEET 07/20/2021 (Tue) 23:46:46 [Preview] No.381663 del
Good morning NEET.

NEET 07/20/2021 (Tue) 23:49:57 [Preview] No.381664 del
Good weather?

Depends. Could be worth a trip. If it is infected antibiotics could settle it down.

NEET 07/20/2021 (Tue) 23:50:16 [Preview] No.381665 del
Coffee enema.

NEET 07/20/2021 (Tue) 23:50:53 [Preview] No.381666 del
Good morning NEET. Good luck today.

NEET 07/20/2021 (Tue) 23:50:55 [Preview] No.381667 del
>Good weather?
a day with supposedly no rain in adelaide
a first for many weeks

NEET 07/20/2021 (Tue) 23:52:37 [Preview] No.381668 del
The skellie life is not something that NEETs aspire to, Only the Executive lyfe holds any attraction.

NEET 07/20/2021 (Tue) 23:53:52 [Preview] No.381670 del
Go see Doctor Pajeet for disgusting shit like ear wax removal.

NEET 07/21/2021 (Wed) 00:09:31 [Preview] No.381672 del
second load of washing hung out

NEET 07/21/2021 (Wed) 00:12:03 [Preview] No.381673 del
Fit pepe arse.

NEET 07/21/2021 (Wed) 00:12:24 [Preview] No.381674 del
What if he gets poo in his ear?

NEET 07/21/2021 (Wed) 00:17:25 [Preview] No.381675 del
That's probably what caused it

NEET 07/21/2021 (Wed) 00:18:03 [Preview] No.381676 del
I need my ears cleaned too.
I wish I could have two cute Bug girls give me a head massage and then do their traditional ear picking uwu

NEET 07/21/2021 (Wed) 00:21:40 [Preview] No.381677 del
Power just went out. Might have to go into the wage

NEET 07/21/2021 (Wed) 00:22:14 [Preview] No.381678 del
lol suck a fart

NEET 07/21/2021 (Wed) 00:27:10 [Preview] No.381679 del
Does that work for whites? We have gooey ear wax, bugs have flakey wax.

NEET 07/21/2021 (Wed) 00:27:25 [Preview] No.381680 del
Where's this?

NEET 07/21/2021 (Wed) 00:29:33 [Preview] No.381681 del
I never knew that. What freaks they are.

NEET 07/21/2021 (Wed) 00:30:03 [Preview] No.381682 del

NEET 07/21/2021 (Wed) 00:40:50 [Preview] No.381683 del
Fucking smoke alarm spook is inspecting today. Now I have to hide the piss bottles and take the swassie flag down.

NEET 07/21/2021 (Wed) 00:42:53 [Preview] No.381684 del
fuck him, let him see it and be offended

NEET 07/21/2021 (Wed) 00:44:48 [Preview] No.381685 del
We seem to have a 4chan babby visiting again

NEET 07/21/2021 (Wed) 00:45:12 [Preview] No.381686 del
that was me not a 4chan babby

NEET 07/21/2021 (Wed) 00:55:59 [Preview] No.381687 del
I recon it's a throat infection, fuck knows how I got it.
Don't want to go to the doctor because they are going to freak out.

NEET 07/21/2021 (Wed) 00:57:08 [Preview] No.381688 del
Too late I already swapped it out for the Pride flag with a BDSM chevron.

NEET 07/21/2021 (Wed) 00:57:24 [Preview] No.381689 del
Nazi NEET sets of smoke alarms.
Fun with ovens

NEET 07/21/2021 (Wed) 01:00:01 [Preview] No.381690 del
If he asks to check my vaccination status then I'm gonna chuck him out.

NEET 07/21/2021 (Wed) 01:00:24 [Preview] No.381691 del
he might try and suck your balls

NEET 07/21/2021 (Wed) 01:00:45 [Preview] No.381692 del
There's a triage line somewhere.

NEET 07/21/2021 (Wed) 01:07:30 [Preview] No.381693 del
might have a stout

NEET 07/21/2021 (Wed) 01:11:45 [Preview] No.381694 del
I for one welcome our new based overlord anon.

NEET 07/21/2021 (Wed) 01:12:10 [Preview] No.381695 del
The whole of ausneets is gonna have to isolate now.

NEET 07/21/2021 (Wed) 01:14:42 [Preview] No.381696 del
i'm in a really bad place at the moment. not mentally i just live in australia

NEET 07/21/2021 (Wed) 01:22:51 [Preview] No.381697 del
Put the ADF in charge and tell them they can commit free war crimes against unvaccinated boomers

NEET 07/21/2021 (Wed) 01:26:23 [Preview] No.381698 del
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NEET 07/21/2021 (Wed) 01:26:43 [Preview] No.381699 del
You're Pozitive now.

NEET 07/21/2021 (Wed) 01:31:00 [Preview] No.381700 del
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NEET 07/21/2021 (Wed) 01:31:23 [Preview] No.381701 del
Fuck I wish I had enough contact with other human beings to have got covid.

The combination of pajeet doctors and covid hysteria makes me not want to go to a doctor at all.
Last time I went because I had a sore throat and they put me in isolation whle I waited because a sore throat is a covid symptom.
The antibiotics didn't work so I'm going to have to go back.

NEET 07/21/2021 (Wed) 02:03:59 [Preview] No.381702 del
I don't see why they haven't adopted your correction.

The Delta one is pretty fast acting, if you have had it for 24 hours without our symptoms you're probably don't have it.

NEET 07/21/2021 (Wed) 02:21:43 [Preview] No.381703 del
Nuro outran the Delta variant on his eeb once.

NEET 07/21/2021 (Wed) 02:21:58 [Preview] No.381704 del
might have another stout

NEET 07/21/2021 (Wed) 02:27:42 [Preview] No.381705 del
I'm just talking shit cunt, no way I have covid.
Felt shit this morning but I'm already on the mend

NEET 07/21/2021 (Wed) 02:36:20 [Preview] No.381706 del
dont lie
ur an aids nigger now

NEET 07/21/2021 (Wed) 02:39:10 [Preview] No.381707 del
Whizzed by it.

NEET 07/21/2021 (Wed) 02:39:26 [Preview] No.381708 del
Did you earn this one?

NEET 07/21/2021 (Wed) 02:42:56 [Preview] No.381709 del
I've sent one email today and agreed to attend an online meeting later this arvo in somebody else's stead. I'd say so.

NEET 07/21/2021 (Wed) 02:43:44 [Preview] No.381710 del
I like Dingo Pete.

NEET 07/21/2021 (Wed) 02:45:20 [Preview] No.381711 del
I approve it. That sounds like a lot of good work.

NEET 07/21/2021 (Wed) 03:02:46 [Preview] No.381712 del
guess Im going to die

NEET 07/21/2021 (Wed) 03:10:19 [Preview] No.381713 del
Just do it quietly.

NEET 07/21/2021 (Wed) 03:28:20 [Preview] No.381714 del
Day one of Operation Clean My Room has been productive. Taking a break for the time being. I've started cleaning out my closet and threw out a bunch of shit from my old life that I don't need anymore. So much dust.

NEET 07/21/2021 (Wed) 03:32:24 [Preview] No.381715 del
>So much dust.
Make sure you take a break outside or away from it. That heavy dust can fuck you up.

NEET 07/21/2021 (Wed) 03:33:09 [Preview] No.381716 del
Yeah dont be a mask cuck.

NEET 07/21/2021 (Wed) 03:34:52 [Preview] No.381717 del
I've fucked myself up letting things get this bad, but thank you, I'll take that into account.

NEET 07/21/2021 (Wed) 03:46:54 [Preview] No.381718 del
Pie with peas.

NEET 07/21/2021 (Wed) 03:49:02 [Preview] No.381719 del

NEET 07/21/2021 (Wed) 03:52:28 [Preview] No.381720 del
Pee Pie

NEET 07/21/2021 (Wed) 04:00:57 [Preview] No.381721 del
At the wage
Boss is bitching about black hoodie

NEET 07/21/2021 (Wed) 04:01:02 [Preview] No.381722 del
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Howdy NEEToes, flying a bigboi.

NEET 07/21/2021 (Wed) 04:01:26 [Preview] No.381723 del
I thought he was gone?

NEET 07/21/2021 (Wed) 04:02:01 [Preview] No.381724 del
heno Shire
how far away is the WTC?

NEET 07/21/2021 (Wed) 04:02:35 [Preview] No.381725 del
Couple more weeks

NEET 07/21/2021 (Wed) 04:03:42 [Preview] No.381726 del
>how far away is the WTC?

uhhh, wat?

NEET 07/21/2021 (Wed) 04:04:01 [Preview] No.381727 del
you don't ever let disgruntled IT workers stick around after they've given their notice

NEET 07/21/2021 (Wed) 04:05:02 [Preview] No.381728 del
world trade center

NEET 07/21/2021 (Wed) 04:05:40 [Preview] No.381729 del
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You know what to do.

NEET 07/21/2021 (Wed) 04:07:00 [Preview] No.381730 del
Oh, lmao.

Nowhere near it, flying from Perth to Sydney.

NEET 07/21/2021 (Wed) 04:08:16 [Preview] No.381731 del
Good afternoon NEET. It is big.

NEET 07/21/2021 (Wed) 04:08:52 [Preview] No.381732 del
It makes no sense why they didn't pay him out.

NEET 07/21/2021 (Wed) 04:12:19 [Preview] No.381733 del
12 degrees today in Shitbourne, feeling very relaxed today, it's a little sunny, might do some cleaning then head outside.

NEET 07/21/2021 (Wed) 04:13:40 [Preview] No.381734 del
>might do some cleaning then head outside.
Sounds like a lovely day.

NEET 07/21/2021 (Wed) 04:29:29 [Preview] No.381735 del
might prepare for this meeting by opening a bottle of wine

NEET 07/21/2021 (Wed) 04:38:08 [Preview] No.381736 del
What are you having for dinner?

NEET 07/21/2021 (Wed) 04:38:13 [Preview] No.381737 del
Went outside.
Everyone still in lockdown

NEET 07/21/2021 (Wed) 04:40:14 [Preview] No.381738 del
I don't know.
Probably take away.

NEET 07/21/2021 (Wed) 04:43:14 [Preview] No.381739 del
Not sure.

NEET 07/21/2021 (Wed) 04:47:09 [Preview] No.381740 del
Good Things Come to those who BASED

NEET 07/21/2021 (Wed) 04:47:37 [Preview] No.381741 del

NEET 07/21/2021 (Wed) 04:50:06 [Preview] No.381743 del
payday tomorrow
might do some online shopping with that other neet

NEET 07/21/2021 (Wed) 04:55:38 [Preview] No.381744 del
Will the neet compound be situated near a beach we can all ride to with nuro while gooned and take shots of the local scenery?

NEET 07/21/2021 (Wed) 04:56:36 [Preview] No.381745 del
we'd lose one a week to drowning

NEET 07/21/2021 (Wed) 04:58:13 [Preview] No.381746 del
What are you thinking of buying?
Nuro would save them.

NEET 07/21/2021 (Wed) 04:58:14 [Preview] No.381747 del
We could use executives as floaties for the neets who can't swim.

NEET 07/21/2021 (Wed) 04:59:21 [Preview] No.381748 del
I might have another muesli bar.

NEET 07/21/2021 (Wed) 04:59:50 [Preview] No.381749 del
It must be near a seashore.

NEET 07/21/2021 (Wed) 05:00:18 [Preview] No.381750 del
>What are you thinking of buying?
I'm not sure
maybe something stylish on a normal sized person but too small for me

NEET 07/21/2021 (Wed) 05:00:24 [Preview] No.381751 del
There are a few but I have to stop for a while. My credit card is going too high with other unexpected purchases.

NEET 07/21/2021 (Wed) 05:01:59 [Preview] No.381752 del
Based, No thots to ruin your view.

NEET 07/21/2021 (Wed) 05:04:52 [Preview] No.381753 del
I imagine the whole ausneets crew rising to the beach on one giant tandem ebike. Maybe if it had floating wheels we could ride it along the surf.

NEET 07/21/2021 (Wed) 05:07:16 [Preview] No.381754 del
I'll ride (You) along the surf

NEET 07/21/2021 (Wed) 05:15:20 [Preview] No.381755 del
I had a do things morning,now it's back to boongery

NEET 07/21/2021 (Wed) 05:18:34 [Preview] No.381756 del
Hopefully it will be.

NEET 07/21/2021 (Wed) 05:23:44 [Preview] No.381757 del
Big boong session?

NEET 07/21/2021 (Wed) 05:24:48 [Preview] No.381758 del
big boong joint

NEET 07/21/2021 (Wed) 05:27:52 [Preview] No.381760 del
>A high-ranking Victorian police officer facing a mandatory prison sentence over allegations he assaulted an emergency services worker has had charges against him withdrawn after they were deemed to be “not in the public interest”.

NEET 07/21/2021 (Wed) 05:28:04 [Preview] No.381761 del
Hey mate, hope you're well.

NEET 07/21/2021 (Wed) 05:28:28 [Preview] No.381762 del
kek, that's what I'm digeridooing

NEET 07/21/2021 (Wed) 05:29:48 [Preview] No.381763 del
I'm didgeripooing.

NEET 07/21/2021 (Wed) 05:34:06 [Preview] No.381765 del

NEET 07/21/2021 (Wed) 05:34:49 [Preview] No.381766 del

NEET 07/21/2021 (Wed) 05:34:58 [Preview] No.381767 del
Cooking dinner early and having a drink. Hey farkin' QUEENSLAND!!! We're objectively the best state anyway so you should be honoured.

NEET 07/21/2021 (Wed) 05:35:14 [Preview] No.381768 del

NEET 07/21/2021 (Wed) 05:36:27 [Preview] No.381769 del
The guys got to have been trying to score,they had him in quarrantine less than a day.

NEET 07/21/2021 (Wed) 05:37:09 [Preview] No.381770 del
I’m a proud Werunjerpoo man

NEET 07/21/2021 (Wed) 05:38:56 [Preview] No.381771 del
Fark off carnt, Get Noongar or get fucked

NEET 07/21/2021 (Wed) 05:39:52 [Preview] No.381772 del
flubba wubba jubba noonga

NEET 07/21/2021 (Wed) 05:42:07 [Preview] No.381773 del
You are out of control neet.

NEET 07/21/2021 (Wed) 05:42:50 [Preview] No.381774 del
(You) Lied to me.

NEET 07/21/2021 (Wed) 05:42:55 [Preview] No.381775 del
Nuro was a buck breaker back in the day.

NEET 07/21/2021 (Wed) 05:44:06 [Preview] No.381776 del
WA in lockdown within the week

NEET 07/21/2021 (Wed) 05:47:07 [Preview] No.381777 del
I wonder which NEET can piss the hardest.

NEET 07/21/2021 (Wed) 05:47:37 [Preview] No.381778 del
If that happens we're nuking Queensland

NEET 07/21/2021 (Wed) 05:48:19 [Preview] No.381779 del
Possum of course.

NEET 07/21/2021 (Wed) 05:48:35 [Preview] No.381780 del

NEET 07/21/2021 (Wed) 05:48:54 [Preview] No.381781 del
wanna snuggle wit dat cutie

NEET 07/21/2021 (Wed) 05:53:43 [Preview] No.381782 del

NEET 07/21/2021 (Wed) 05:55:59 [Preview] No.381783 del
mother fucking chicken crimpies, none for nofun though

NEET 07/21/2021 (Wed) 05:59:28 [Preview] No.381784 del
*does a kickflip*
how are my dudes today? being radical as always?

NEET 07/21/2021 (Wed) 06:02:48 [Preview] No.381785 del
What about shitballs?

NEET 07/21/2021 (Wed) 06:02:55 [Preview] No.381786 del
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National Lamington Day July 21st
Happy Lamington day NEETs

NEET 07/21/2021 (Wed) 06:03:01 [Preview] No.381787 del
big booba make caveman brain go ooh ooh ahh ahh

NEET 07/21/2021 (Wed) 06:03:10 [Preview] No.381788 del
Yes, good afternoon NEET. Yourself?

NEET 07/21/2021 (Wed) 06:03:49 [Preview] No.381789 del
Straight to my arse.

Finally a Grug that made me laugh. Thank you.

NEET 07/21/2021 (Wed) 06:05:53 [Preview] No.381790 del
they all make you laugh

NEET 07/21/2021 (Wed) 06:06:14 [Preview] No.381791 del
i'm not laughing

NEET 07/21/2021 (Wed) 06:06:23 [Preview] No.381792 del
fuk the nearest lamingtons are god knows where. Now i want some.

NEET 07/21/2021 (Wed) 06:07:01 [Preview] No.381793 del
we're all laughing at you

NEET 07/21/2021 (Wed) 06:07:22 [Preview] No.381794 del
I bet NoFun hates lamingtons.

NEET 07/21/2021 (Wed) 06:07:47 [Preview] No.381795 del
I'm actually laughing at the NEET to his left

NEET 07/21/2021 (Wed) 06:07:53 [Preview] No.381796 del
laugh it up shitballs

NEET 07/21/2021 (Wed) 06:08:40 [Preview] No.381797 del
I heard Nofun tried to get National lamington Day changed to National Moon day.

NEET 07/21/2021 (Wed) 06:08:55 [Preview] No.381798 del
um... keep trying sweetie

NEET 07/21/2021 (Wed) 06:09:27 [Preview] No.381799 del
He did that to spite Nuro, everyone knows how much Nuro loves National lamington day.

NEET 07/21/2021 (Wed) 06:10:28 [Preview] No.381800 del
Well of course,what's not to like about brown blocks?

NEET 07/21/2021 (Wed) 06:10:53 [Preview] No.381801 del
a lamington is an abbo with dandruff

NEET 07/21/2021 (Wed) 06:12:18 [Preview] No.381802 del
We should spike Sydney's water supply with LSD.

NEET 07/21/2021 (Wed) 06:12:25 [Preview] No.381803 del
Sounds likely.

NEET 07/21/2021 (Wed) 06:14:12 [Preview] No.381805 del

NEET 07/21/2021 (Wed) 06:18:27 [Preview] No.381806 del
If it makes my dick hard then it's not gay.

NEET 07/21/2021 (Wed) 06:18:52 [Preview] No.381807 del
I won't wobble my arse for you.

NEET 07/21/2021 (Wed) 06:19:05 [Preview] No.381808 del
There was a Lord lamington that had a Boong Honour guard, that's pretty fucking BASED

NEET 07/21/2021 (Wed) 06:19:51 [Preview] No.381809 del
If they called it liveabetes then it would be a good thing to have.

NEET 07/21/2021 (Wed) 06:20:26 [Preview] No.381810 del

NEET 07/21/2021 (Wed) 06:24:04 [Preview] No.381811 del
>tfw No Abo Death Squad to fight for you

NEET 07/21/2021 (Wed) 06:24:38 [Preview] No.381812 del
I'm Nuro's favourite NEET.

NEET 07/21/2021 (Wed) 06:28:21 [Preview] No.381813 del
Are you based or near based?

NEET 07/21/2021 (Wed) 06:29:06 [Preview] No.381814 del
Grab me a half dozen as well please.

NEET 07/21/2021 (Wed) 06:29:33 [Preview] No.381815 del
He'd have to be quite based at least to be the favourite.

NEET 07/21/2021 (Wed) 06:30:06 [Preview] No.381816 del
30kg of lamingtons please

NEET 07/21/2021 (Wed) 06:30:55 [Preview] No.381817 del
I bet Nuro could eat 30kg of lamingtons.

NEET 07/21/2021 (Wed) 06:34:00 [Preview] No.381818 del
might be naughty later

NEET 07/21/2021 (Wed) 06:34:37 [Preview] No.381819 del
Thinking about that NEET that used to beat his missus. Damn he was lucky.

NEET 07/21/2021 (Wed) 06:35:17 [Preview] No.381820 del
Yes, but not orally.

NEET 07/21/2021 (Wed) 06:36:04 [Preview] No.381821 del
You better not

NEET 07/21/2021 (Wed) 06:36:24 [Preview] No.381822 del
>tfw covered in curry

NEET 07/21/2021 (Wed) 06:37:40 [Preview] No.381823 del
Please uncover yourself. <3

NEET 07/21/2021 (Wed) 06:38:31 [Preview] No.381824 del
Have a lassi to cool down, if it's hot.

NEET 07/21/2021 (Wed) 06:38:31 [Preview] No.381825 del
*contain 30kg

NEET 07/21/2021 (Wed) 06:38:37 [Preview] No.381826 del
depends how good my dindins is
if it's bad i'm taking it out on the board

NEET 07/21/2021 (Wed) 06:39:41 [Preview] No.381827 del
You're a very bad NEET and you should be ashamed of yourself

NEET 07/21/2021 (Wed) 06:41:24 [Preview] No.381828 del
I did not know those are called that. I like them, I literally can eat like two. I'm not really fond of sweets in general, those have mild taste, and I like coconut.
Happy Lamington Day, fellas.

NEET 07/21/2021 (Wed) 06:42:44 [Preview] No.381829 del
Good day big fella. Thank you.

NEET 07/21/2021 (Wed) 06:42:51 [Preview] No.381830 del
Happy Lamington Day Hungary

NEET 07/21/2021 (Wed) 06:43:54 [Preview] No.381831 del
you actually have these in Hungary?!

NEET 07/21/2021 (Wed) 06:44:20 [Preview] No.381832 del
why are you called hungary if you have so many cakes?

NEET 07/21/2021 (Wed) 06:45:00 [Preview] No.381833 del
In Hungary, a similar item is known as kókuszkocka, or coconut squares.[4]

NEET 07/21/2021 (Wed) 06:45:30 [Preview] No.381834 del
Take it out on my arse instead.

NEET 07/21/2021 (Wed) 06:46:28 [Preview] No.381835 del
Potato and rice sandwich.

NEET 07/21/2021 (Wed) 06:46:59 [Preview] No.381836 del
your a kokuszocka

NEET 07/21/2021 (Wed) 06:48:26 [Preview] No.381837 del
I blew my nose into my hand and wiped it on the back of a NEET once.

NEET 07/21/2021 (Wed) 06:49:30 [Preview] No.381838 del
Humanity gaining sapience was the biggest mistake in world history. I'm going to have a nap, when the thread quality drops again you'll know I'm awake.

NEET 07/21/2021 (Wed) 06:51:09 [Preview] No.381839 del
Sapience is for homos

NEET 07/21/2021 (Wed) 06:52:38 [Preview] No.381840 del
Good day, fella.



That's why we acquired so many cakes.

I'd translate them coconut cubes.


NEET 07/21/2021 (Wed) 06:52:53 [Preview] No.381841 del
Your arse lacks nutrients.

NEET 07/21/2021 (Wed) 06:54:30 [Preview] No.381842 del
I have seen additional women running with dogs or babbys.

NEET 07/21/2021 (Wed) 06:54:47 [Preview] No.381843 del
You can get nutrients from eating someones arse in Rimworld

NEET 07/21/2021 (Wed) 06:55:13 [Preview] No.381844 del
I spent $280 on a Milwaukee drill set today.
Less than a grand left in the bankeroo.

NEET 07/21/2021 (Wed) 06:56:30 [Preview] No.381845 del
Do they have kokuszkocka in there?

NEET 07/21/2021 (Wed) 06:57:52 [Preview] No.381846 del
I don't know but it wouldn't suprise me there's heaps of ethnic cooking mods.

NEET 07/21/2021 (Wed) 06:59:01 [Preview] No.381847 del
I am back to thinking about trying to do the rimworld again.

NEET 07/21/2021 (Wed) 07:00:08 [Preview] No.381848 del
Make a mod.

NEET 07/21/2021 (Wed) 07:01:22 [Preview] No.381849 del
It is a fun time killer,maybe leave the mods out.
They just released the Ideology expansion today,looks like you can set the morality and behaviour for every tribe/nation.

NEET 07/21/2021 (Wed) 07:01:56 [Preview] No.381850 del
Fair Dinkum Aussie mod would be good.

NEET 07/21/2021 (Wed) 07:04:24 [Preview] No.381852 del
their stuff is pretty good, so that's a buy once cry once sort of thing

NEET 07/21/2021 (Wed) 07:04:40 [Preview] No.381853 del
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NEET 07/21/2021 (Wed) 07:07:21 [Preview] No.381854 del
There's some Jap food and furniture ones.

NEET 07/21/2021 (Wed) 07:07:52 [Preview] No.381855 del
I want a bionic vampire cult though

NEET 07/21/2021 (Wed) 07:08:21 [Preview] No.381856 del
Yeah, I think this will last me a long time.

NEET 07/21/2021 (Wed) 07:08:42 [Preview] No.381857 del
Can you be a boong tribe?

NEET 07/21/2021 (Wed) 07:10:09 [Preview] No.381858 del
Good for killing time I meant.
You only really need the Rim of Madness modset to do that
Yep from the look of it,set it to everyone drinking all the time all ages, minimum cleanliness and low work ethic.

NEET 07/21/2021 (Wed) 07:18:03 [Preview] No.381859 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=rgc_LRjlbTU [Embed]

NEET 07/21/2021 (Wed) 07:21:40 [Preview] No.381860 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=4OUnedMCCW0 [Embed]

NEET 07/21/2021 (Wed) 07:25:18 [Preview] No.381861 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=W8r-tXRLazs [Embed]

NEET 07/21/2021 (Wed) 07:29:37 [Preview] No.381862 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=PqiZ_gryYUQ [Embed]

the last time I heard this playing was watching a Mexican cartel peel a guy's face off while he was alive

NEET 07/21/2021 (Wed) 07:32:18 [Preview] No.381863 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=O0zTY0y8VQ0 [Embed]

NEET 07/21/2021 (Wed) 07:38:37 [Preview] No.381864 del
High spirituality and a deep seeded hatred of white dog cunts.

NEET 07/21/2021 (Wed) 07:39:17 [Preview] No.381865 del
Garn for a slight boonging. Cleaning the back of the fridge. They need to get rid of those water tray things, I think mice are using it as a waterhole.

NEET 07/21/2021 (Wed) 07:49:36 [Preview] No.381866 del

of course bunnings would endorse this idiocy
why spend $99 once on a router and making as many of these as you like, when you could waste $165 on dowel for each one

NEET 07/21/2021 (Wed) 07:50:22 [Preview] No.381867 del
> tfw anxious

NEET 07/21/2021 (Wed) 07:51:34 [Preview] No.381868 del
It just occured to me i can name one of the raider factions White Dog Cunts

NEET 07/21/2021 (Wed) 07:52:45 [Preview] No.381869 del
Looks like a cable drum cut in half to me.

NEET 07/21/2021 (Wed) 07:54:40 [Preview] No.381870 del
yeah, even the thing she is ripping off looks like shit

NEET 07/21/2021 (Wed) 07:56:18 [Preview] No.381871 del
Was just reading through it, is "upcycling" a faggy way of saying make something?
Without the poor person recycling connotations I guess

NEET 07/21/2021 (Wed) 07:57:46 [Preview] No.381872 del

NEET 07/21/2021 (Wed) 07:58:15 [Preview] No.381873 del
I suppose it's upcycling if you're a slightly attractive young woman and carpentry if you're anyone else.

NEET 07/21/2021 (Wed) 07:59:28 [Preview] No.381874 del
Don't be anxious m8, It'll probably be alright in the end.

NEET 07/21/2021 (Wed) 07:59:52 [Preview] No.381875 del
carpentry is a stretch
the table was pre-made from MDF
she stuck some lengths of dowel on it
looks like she didn't even cut the dowel herself
and she's using a sccuddler to apply glue to the mdf instead of a roller

NEET 07/21/2021 (Wed) 08:01:29 [Preview] No.381876 del
Fair call,she could have done the whole thing from cardboard to much the same effect.

NEET 07/21/2021 (Wed) 08:02:56 [Preview] No.381877 del
about the same level of waterproofing too

NEET 07/21/2021 (Wed) 08:03:18 [Preview] No.381878 del
What should I eat for dinner NEETs?

NEET 07/21/2021 (Wed) 08:04:14 [Preview] No.381879 del
cheese sandwich

NEET 07/21/2021 (Wed) 08:05:39 [Preview] No.381880 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=Tg1vgdsUZjI [Embed]

NEET 07/21/2021 (Wed) 08:06:54 [Preview] No.381881 del
101% is literally impossible.

NEET 07/21/2021 (Wed) 08:07:29 [Preview] No.381882 del
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NEET 07/21/2021 (Wed) 08:08:25 [Preview] No.381883 del
Your statement is 110% accurate.

NEET 07/21/2021 (Wed) 08:09:03 [Preview] No.381884 del
I'd go for the KFC

NEET 07/21/2021 (Wed) 08:09:21 [Preview] No.381885 del

NEET 07/21/2021 (Wed) 08:11:13 [Preview] No.381886 del
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NEET 07/21/2021 (Wed) 08:14:32 [Preview] No.381887 del

NEET 07/21/2021 (Wed) 08:16:00 [Preview] No.381888 del
Might put on a pair of socks, getting chilly.

NEET 07/21/2021 (Wed) 08:16:42 [Preview] No.381889 del
You may not,I forbid it.

NEET 07/21/2021 (Wed) 08:17:30 [Preview] No.381890 del
good idea

NEET 07/21/2021 (Wed) 08:17:32 [Preview] No.381891 del
Y'know what? Fuck you, I'm going to do it anyway.

NEET 07/21/2021 (Wed) 08:18:26 [Preview] No.381892 del
Let him, otherwise when he gets into bed he sticks his toes into my bum crack to warm them up

NEET 07/21/2021 (Wed) 08:18:55 [Preview] No.381893 del
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NEET 07/21/2021 (Wed) 08:21:45 [Preview] No.381894 del
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Get vaxed

NEET 07/21/2021 (Wed) 08:22:29 [Preview] No.381895 del
I had some black beans from the tin in a wrap for breakfast today, it was pretty nice.
Went for a nice long walk, bought some chips and a drink from Aldi along the way, going to eat them later tonight, fish and chips for dinner tonight, I ordered myself a burger with the lot though.

NEET 07/21/2021 (Wed) 08:23:36 [Preview] No.381896 del
We should introduce bears to Australia.

NEET 07/21/2021 (Wed) 08:24:36 [Preview] No.381897 del
Joim the Vegan Master race

NEET 07/21/2021 (Wed) 08:25:07 [Preview] No.381898 del

NEET 07/21/2021 (Wed) 08:25:08 [Preview] No.381899 del
Big water drink.

NEET 07/21/2021 (Wed) 08:25:31 [Preview] No.381900 del
Aren't bears.

NEET 07/21/2021 (Wed) 08:26:29 [Preview] No.381901 del
Boo-Boo ?

NEET 07/21/2021 (Wed) 08:27:17 [Preview] No.381902 del
I want to see Bindi fight a grizzly bear hand to hand now

NEET 07/21/2021 (Wed) 08:27:26 [Preview] No.381903 del
>Aren't bears.

NEET 07/21/2021 (Wed) 08:28:04 [Preview] No.381904 del
Nuro has a lot of experience dealing with bears.

NEET 07/21/2021 (Wed) 08:28:32 [Preview] No.381905 del
>Vegan Master race
I don't have sufficient soyjaks for this.

NEET 07/21/2021 (Wed) 08:28:52 [Preview] No.381906 del

NEET 07/21/2021 (Wed) 08:28:59 [Preview] No.381907 del
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NEET 07/21/2021 (Wed) 08:29:40 [Preview] No.381908 del
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NEET 07/21/2021 (Wed) 08:29:50 [Preview] No.381909 del

NEET 07/21/2021 (Wed) 08:31:10 [Preview] No.381910 del
Enjoy your feed neet.

NEET 07/21/2021 (Wed) 08:31:18 [Preview] No.381911 del
I have changed my mind,that NEET may put his socks on now.

NEET 07/21/2021 (Wed) 08:31:43 [Preview] No.381912 del
I already did.

NEET 07/21/2021 (Wed) 08:32:37 [Preview] No.381913 del
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NEET 07/21/2021 (Wed) 08:33:37 [Preview] No.381914 del
>tfw you're a woit dog carnt and you see a boong chick bend over for the first time

NEET 07/21/2021 (Wed) 08:34:07 [Preview] No.381915 del
>burger with the lot

NEET 07/21/2021 (Wed) 08:34:18 [Preview] No.381916 del

NEET 07/21/2021 (Wed) 08:34:31 [Preview] No.381917 del
Imagine the flies.

NEET 07/21/2021 (Wed) 08:36:09 [Preview] No.381918 del
Sick wheelie. Is that you?

NEET 07/21/2021 (Wed) 08:36:52 [Preview] No.381919 del
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NEET 07/21/2021 (Wed) 08:37:35 [Preview] No.381920 del
don't be silly

NEET 07/21/2021 (Wed) 08:37:44 [Preview] No.381921 del
All pink on the inside

NEET 07/21/2021 (Wed) 08:38:05 [Preview] No.381922 del
might have some cheesecake

NEET 07/21/2021 (Wed) 08:38:18 [Preview] No.381923 del
Koalas are the only good masupial all the others are boong tier.

NEET 07/21/2021 (Wed) 08:39:10 [Preview] No.381924 del
Koalas have all got AIDS

NEET 07/21/2021 (Wed) 08:40:30 [Preview] No.381925 del

NEET 07/21/2021 (Wed) 08:40:45 [Preview] No.381926 del
Considering another lounge room re-arrange, away from the venetians.

NEET 07/21/2021 (Wed) 08:41:07 [Preview] No.381927 del
That clip was 1/30th nothing happening.

NEET 07/21/2021 (Wed) 08:43:32 [Preview] No.381928 del
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NEET 07/21/2021 (Wed) 08:44:08 [Preview] No.381929 del
Based evening based one!

NEET 07/21/2021 (Wed) 08:44:15 [Preview] No.381930 del
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The best white men put up with the natives, even clean up their boongery, after all, They were here first and the place just wouldn't be the same without them.

NEET 07/21/2021 (Wed) 08:45:21 [Preview] No.381931 del
you forgot the other graphic, you fucking redditor

NEET 07/21/2021 (Wed) 08:45:29 [Preview] No.381932 del
Nah,we did a deal with the boongs,they get to be NEETs forever and we get their country.
All fair and above board.

NEET 07/21/2021 (Wed) 08:45:57 [Preview] No.381933 del
Maybe beans?

NEET 07/21/2021 (Wed) 08:46:17 [Preview] No.381934 del
Well bantered.

NEET 07/21/2021 (Wed) 08:47:47 [Preview] No.381935 del
Nuro forgot nothing! He's the one that created that image and figured out their plan in the first place. You should be honoured that he's even spending his time informing us of their tricks.

NEET 07/21/2021 (Wed) 08:49:47 [Preview] No.381936 del


Looking good.


Reminded me of that video kek

Big slice?


How are you aware of this different graphic on Reddit?

NEET 07/21/2021 (Wed) 08:50:06 [Preview] No.381937 del
I don't understand it.
>tfw not high iq enough

NEET 07/21/2021 (Wed) 08:50:13 [Preview] No.381938 del

NEET 07/21/2021 (Wed) 08:51:59 [Preview] No.381939 del

NEET 07/21/2021 (Wed) 08:52:32 [Preview] No.381940 del
I've got a feeling I'm meant to go to my course tomorrow

NEET 07/21/2021 (Wed) 08:52:45 [Preview] No.381941 del
Nuro didn't forget it, all you did was fall for his perfectly laid out trap.

NEET 07/21/2021 (Wed) 08:52:52 [Preview] No.381942 del

NEET 07/21/2021 (Wed) 08:53:34 [Preview] No.381943 del
better leave now so you're there nice and early

NEET 07/21/2021 (Wed) 08:54:00 [Preview] No.381944 del
Why oh why do these fools even think to doubt him in this current day?

NEET 07/21/2021 (Wed) 08:54:29 [Preview] No.381945 del
Might get a bit chilly overnight

NEET 07/21/2021 (Wed) 08:55:18 [Preview] No.381946 del
Redditors shouldn't be allowed to view chan memes, for the same reason that medieval peasants weren't allowed to ride horses.

NEET 07/21/2021 (Wed) 08:55:58 [Preview] No.381947 del
i think i need a poo
this will also let me confirm how badly i sharted myself earlier this afternoon

NEET 07/21/2021 (Wed) 08:56:11 [Preview] No.381948 del
Because get the fuck away from my horse or I'll kill you you peasant scum?

NEET 07/21/2021 (Wed) 08:56:58 [Preview] No.381949 del
I hope your undies are not too terrible

NEET 07/21/2021 (Wed) 08:59:13 [Preview] No.381950 del
Smart NEET.

NEET 07/21/2021 (Wed) 09:00:12 [Preview] No.381951 del
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made oven chips and pies.
But, what makes this class is H.M balls chutney.
Fuck it's cash, the Queen eats that shit

NEET 07/21/2021 (Wed) 09:00:29 [Preview] No.381952 del

NEET 07/21/2021 (Wed) 09:00:46 [Preview] No.381953 del
Dearly Beloved NEETs,
Let us gather together in prayer in the hope that our Brother NEET has not poo'd his pants too badly this day.

NEET 07/21/2021 (Wed) 09:01:19 [Preview] No.381954 del
he queen eats hp sauce normally

NEET 07/21/2021 (Wed) 09:02:00 [Preview] No.381955 del
I wonder how many Boongs Her Maj has shagged.

NEET 07/21/2021 (Wed) 09:04:29 [Preview] No.381957 del
The queen is a faggoty old kike.

NEET 07/21/2021 (Wed) 09:04:42 [Preview] No.381958 del
They wont be happy about that.

NEET 07/21/2021 (Wed) 09:05:12 [Preview] No.381959 del
we stopped talking about nuro about 10 minutes ago

NEET 07/21/2021 (Wed) 09:06:15 [Preview] No.381960 del
Well bantered.

NEET 07/21/2021 (Wed) 09:07:45 [Preview] No.381961 del

NEET 07/21/2021 (Wed) 09:08:35 [Preview] No.381962 del
theyre all white dog cunts

NEET 07/21/2021 (Wed) 09:08:52 [Preview] No.381963 del

NEET 07/21/2021 (Wed) 09:09:40 [Preview] No.381964 del
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NEET 07/21/2021 (Wed) 09:10:04 [Preview] No.381965 del
Double zinger with bacon and cheese popcorn chicken box and a six pack of wicked wings meal.

NEET 07/21/2021 (Wed) 09:10:37 [Preview] No.381966 del
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NEET 07/21/2021 (Wed) 09:10:44 [Preview] No.381967 del
Start wearing clothes.

NEET 07/21/2021 (Wed) 09:11:11 [Preview] No.381968 del
That is a very nice suit.

NEET 07/21/2021 (Wed) 09:11:40 [Preview] No.381969 del
Least it's not beans.

NEET 07/21/2021 (Wed) 09:12:24 [Preview] No.381970 del
No one bloody listens anymore.

NEET 07/21/2021 (Wed) 09:12:41 [Preview] No.381971 del

NEET 07/21/2021 (Wed) 09:12:57 [Preview] No.381972 del

NEET 07/21/2021 (Wed) 09:13:09 [Preview] No.381973 del
Let Nuro teach you.

NEET 07/21/2021 (Wed) 09:13:51 [Preview] No.381974 del
I saw that in aldi but didn't get any.
I will try your condiment and review it.

NEET 07/21/2021 (Wed) 09:14:46 [Preview] No.381975 del
Better bring my washing in

NEET 07/21/2021 (Wed) 09:15:30 [Preview] No.381976 del
I just sneezed.

NEET 07/21/2021 (Wed) 09:16:11 [Preview] No.381977 del
Bless you

NEET 07/21/2021 (Wed) 09:17:13 [Preview] No.381978 del
It was tasty, yes.

NEET 07/21/2021 (Wed) 09:19:15 [Preview] No.381979 del
That sounds good

NEET 07/21/2021 (Wed) 09:19:57 [Preview] No.381980 del
Goodbye neet

NEET 07/21/2021 (Wed) 09:20:16 [Preview] No.381981 del
Had two mee gorengs.

NEET 07/21/2021 (Wed) 09:20:40 [Preview] No.381982 del
>0 days since Last NEET Death from Coof

NEET 07/21/2021 (Wed) 09:23:13 [Preview] No.381983 del

NEET 07/21/2021 (Wed) 09:23:21 [Preview] No.381984 del

NEET 07/21/2021 (Wed) 09:23:49 [Preview] No.381985 del
12 acquired. Re-arrange is ON!

NEET 07/21/2021 (Wed) 09:24:25 [Preview] No.381986 del
>human waste

NEET 07/21/2021 (Wed) 09:25:23 [Preview] No.381987 del
New interpretative knife dancing area?

NEET 07/21/2021 (Wed) 09:26:36 [Preview] No.381988 del
Yeah, moving to desk to LEEEEET THE SUN SHINE INNNN from the venetians over my sweaty wanking neet frame

NEET 07/21/2021 (Wed) 09:28:13 [Preview] No.381989 del
You'll go blind

NEET 07/21/2021 (Wed) 09:29:26 [Preview] No.381990 del
> over my sweaty wanking neet frame

NEET 07/21/2021 (Wed) 09:29:46 [Preview] No.381991 del
Lads fucking disaster.
My pie is full of gay shit and it smells like ass.
Kraft cheese and some bacon shit.
Fuck me.
Didn't even see on the pack, it looked like normal pies.
The chutney is on it and everything, I can't have chutney with kraft cheese.

Cunts wonder why I eat beans, because everything else the supermarket sells if shite.

NEET 07/21/2021 (Wed) 09:30:26 [Preview] No.381992 del
Perhaps that NEET took your pie and replaced it with his arse.

NEET 07/21/2021 (Wed) 09:31:47 [Preview] No.381993 del
pain in armpit

NEET 07/21/2021 (Wed) 09:32:02 [Preview] No.381994 del
Just eat it.

NEET 07/21/2021 (Wed) 09:32:30 [Preview] No.381995 del
Goodbye neet.

NEET 07/21/2021 (Wed) 09:32:40 [Preview] No.381996 del
Beans are based. Only shit cunts that live off filth see a problem with it.

NEET 07/21/2021 (Wed) 09:32:48 [Preview] No.381997 del
Fuck,I've done that,a while back I accidently got spinach and ricotta sausage rolls

NEET 07/21/2021 (Wed) 09:33:52 [Preview] No.381998 del
Things that look the same but are completely diferent should not be on the same shelf

NEET 07/21/2021 (Wed) 09:36:46 [Preview] No.381999 del
even if you can't read, the picture on the box must have shown a pie full of aids

NEET 07/21/2021 (Wed) 09:38:28 [Preview] No.382000 del
>Brisbane wins bid to host 2032 Olympic Games
wouldn't it be magical if then 53 year old nuro takes gold in the eeb racing on home soil?

NEET 07/21/2021 (Wed) 09:39:41 [Preview] No.382001 del
He'll be carrying the flag.

NEET 07/21/2021 (Wed) 09:40:26 [Preview] No.382002 del
They'll get him to carry the torch

NEET 07/21/2021 (Wed) 09:41:44 [Preview] No.382003 del
I heard one of the NEETs got a gold medal for cucumber arranging at the 1932 olympics.

NEET 07/21/2021 (Wed) 09:42:41 [Preview] No.382004 del
He wouldn't pass the drug testing.

NEET 07/21/2021 (Wed) 09:43:03 [Preview] No.382005 del
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NEET 07/21/2021 (Wed) 09:44:29 [Preview] No.382006 del
They wouldn't drug test him.

NEET 07/21/2021 (Wed) 09:45:09 [Preview] No.382007 del
I can see how someone would mistake that for plain pies, kek

NEET 07/21/2021 (Wed) 09:45:18 [Preview] No.382008 del
He'd test their drugs for them.

NEET 07/21/2021 (Wed) 09:46:15 [Preview] No.382009 del
>Drug testing?
>sure,what have you got?

NEET 07/21/2021 (Wed) 09:47:15 [Preview] No.382010 del
It was tasty, yes.

NEET 07/21/2021 (Wed) 09:48:48 [Preview] No.382011 del

NEET 07/21/2021 (Wed) 09:50:08 [Preview] No.382012 del
I need a NEET to pull out one of my teeth. I'm not going to say which one though.

NEET 07/21/2021 (Wed) 09:51:43 [Preview] No.382013 del

NEET 07/21/2021 (Wed) 09:53:07 [Preview] No.382014 del

NEET 07/21/2021 (Wed) 09:55:34 [Preview] No.382015 del
I vote for Possum to do it.

NEET 07/21/2021 (Wed) 10:01:41 [Preview] No.382016 del
it's 2 bin day tomorrow

NEET 07/21/2021 (Wed) 10:04:37 [Preview] No.382017 del

NEET 07/21/2021 (Wed) 10:08:33 [Preview] No.382018 del
might transition

NEET 07/21/2021 (Wed) 10:13:09 [Preview] No.382019 del
Please do it safely.

NEET 07/21/2021 (Wed) 10:13:10 [Preview] No.382020 del
There is no shame in that neet.

NEET 07/21/2021 (Wed) 10:15:49 [Preview] No.382021 del
I ate the sandwich
But I did not drink the cup of tea

NEET 07/21/2021 (Wed) 10:18:05 [Preview] No.382022 del
We could use some girls at the neet compound

NEET 07/21/2021 (Wed) 10:19:03 [Preview] No.382023 del
There are no girl neets, except maybe that fat viet chick who posted her elbows a couple of years ago. You'll have to leave.

NEET 07/21/2021 (Wed) 10:20:57 [Preview] No.382024 del
The neets will be there for each other no matter what is needed, or asked.

NEET 07/21/2021 (Wed) 10:31:33 [Preview] No.382025 del

NEET 07/21/2021 (Wed) 10:33:38 [Preview] No.382026 del
You'll be back for it.

NEET 07/21/2021 (Wed) 10:39:43 [Preview] No.382027 del
Will the commune offer waxing?

NEET 07/21/2021 (Wed) 10:39:59 [Preview] No.382028 del
The broccoli and cabbage is doing their thing.

NEET 07/21/2021 (Wed) 10:51:13 [Preview] No.382029 del
Disaster has struck the rearrange. One arm of the two arm monitor mount seems to have a fucked hydraulic part to it and the monitor won’t stay in the air. Worrisome.

NEET 07/21/2021 (Wed) 10:59:24 [Preview] No.382030 del
Finish it for tonight with a romantic but thrilling dance ensemble.

NEET 07/21/2021 (Wed) 10:59:43 [Preview] No.382031 del
Release it!

NEET 07/21/2021 (Wed) 11:01:14 [Preview] No.382032 del
Hit with a stick.

NEET 07/21/2021 (Wed) 11:03:15 [Preview] No.382033 del
>t. ExpertTechnician

NEET 07/21/2021 (Wed) 11:07:54 [Preview] No.382034 del
The cute girl was not at BWS and they were out of bleh
Not impressed tony

NEET 07/21/2021 (Wed) 11:13:48 [Preview] No.382035 del
I have not been impressed with Twinktok

NEET 07/21/2021 (Wed) 11:21:16 [Preview] No.382036 del
If she went to the beach people would try and roll her back out to sea

NEET 07/21/2021 (Wed) 11:22:48 [Preview] No.382037 del
Mate is starting to piss me off. He's the only non-family member I interact with in real life. I really need to fuck off from this god forsaken town, even thinking of changing my name in the future.

NEET 07/21/2021 (Wed) 11:23:39 [Preview] No.382038 del
kek, thank you I needed that.

NEET 07/21/2021 (Wed) 11:24:22 [Preview] No.382039 del
Where will you move to?

NEET 07/21/2021 (Wed) 11:24:40 [Preview] No.382040 del
Good night NEETs. Sleep tight.

NEET 07/21/2021 (Wed) 11:25:46 [Preview] No.382041 del
No idea. I need a job first.

NEET 07/21/2021 (Wed) 11:29:53 [Preview] No.382042 del
G'night m8

NEET 07/21/2021 (Wed) 11:31:24 [Preview] No.382043 del
Goodnight mate.

NEET 07/21/2021 (Wed) 11:35:08 [Preview] No.382044 del
I don't mind the cheese and bacon pies, but to each his own and all that I guess.
Any NEETs staying up or is everyone having an early one?

NEET 07/21/2021 (Wed) 11:41:15 [Preview] No.382045 del
The rearrange has left me rather underwhelmed. There is less usable space than before, I half assed the cable management and I need to buy a longer hdmi cable to use use my laptop stand as intended.
Oh well

NEET 07/21/2021 (Wed) 11:43:23 [Preview] No.382046 del
I'm having a drink but I'm listening to sad music

NEET 07/21/2021 (Wed) 11:44:20 [Preview] No.382047 del

NEET 07/21/2021 (Wed) 11:44:45 [Preview] No.382048 del
Listening to Cake.

NEET 07/21/2021 (Wed) 11:45:12 [Preview] No.382049 del
I'll probably be up for at least another couple of hours. Previous post is what I'm listening to.

NEET 07/21/2021 (Wed) 11:45:47 [Preview] No.382050 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=F_HoMkkRHv8 [Embed]

NEET 07/21/2021 (Wed) 11:46:59 [Preview] No.382051 del
Cave actually,nearly right

NEET 07/21/2021 (Wed) 11:48:34 [Preview] No.382052 del
The cake is a lie

NEET 07/21/2021 (Wed) 11:51:57 [Preview] No.382053 del

NEET 07/21/2021 (Wed) 11:57:22 [Preview] No.382054 del
Nuro pointed a bone at one of the NEETs once.

NEET 07/21/2021 (Wed) 11:58:19 [Preview] No.382055 del
Every time I read the exposure sites list they've added a new site, often near me. They're closing in.

NEET 07/21/2021 (Wed) 11:58:43 [Preview] No.382056 del
I wonder if I should get aftershave stuff for my head.

NEET 07/21/2021 (Wed) 11:59:19 [Preview] No.382057 del
Whenever I go out in public it's an exposure site. I will NOT wear the pants society forces upon us.

NEET 07/21/2021 (Wed) 11:59:53 [Preview] No.382058 del
Apparently africans can use sorcerery on each other, but it doesn't work against white men for some reason. We lack something that connects to the spirit realm.

NEET 07/21/2021 (Wed) 12:00:25 [Preview] No.382059 del
The gremlins are at the door. The venetians shout in tongues. This was a massive mistake.

NEET 07/21/2021 (Wed) 12:01:01 [Preview] No.382060 del
What are you drinking? What's the sad music you're listening to?
Ah ok, I' going to be up for a while too, going to finish doing my weights then go for a stroll/jog before having some drink while watching something for a little while before I nod off.

NEET 07/21/2021 (Wed) 12:01:11 [Preview] No.382061 del
Nuro sent a NEET to the shadow realm once.

NEET 07/21/2021 (Wed) 12:04:57 [Preview] No.382062 del
Drinking Morangie and listening to Murder Ballads by Nick Cave
He's doing a duet with Kylie atm

NEET 07/21/2021 (Wed) 12:05:35 [Preview] No.382063 del
Must be solar based sorcery,deflects from white surfaces

NEET 07/21/2021 (Wed) 12:06:43 [Preview] No.382064 del
Think I might get vaccinated

NEET 07/21/2021 (Wed) 12:06:54 [Preview] No.382065 del
Anyone ITT?

NEET 07/21/2021 (Wed) 12:07:28 [Preview] No.382066 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=lDpnjE1LUvE [Embed]

NEET 07/21/2021 (Wed) 12:08:27 [Preview] No.382067 del
Do you reckon he went atm on kylie?

NEET 07/21/2021 (Wed) 12:08:38 [Preview] No.382068 del
(2.90 MB 640x352 trumpand jews.webm)

NEET 07/21/2021 (Wed) 12:09:07 [Preview] No.382070 del
Many many times
And it was her idea

NEET 07/21/2021 (Wed) 12:10:35 [Preview] No.382071 del
The gremlins only have power if you feed them after midnight

NEET 07/21/2021 (Wed) 12:11:38 [Preview] No.382072 del
Don't think I've ever had that whisky, is it nice?
>He's doing a duet with Kylie atm
I think mummybot once had a CD which had a song with those two dueting on it.
I'm looking in on here every couple of minutes.

NEET 07/21/2021 (Wed) 12:13:37 [Preview] No.382073 del
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NEET 07/21/2021 (Wed) 12:14:30 [Preview] No.382074 del
it's alright, yeah, used to be my ususal before I found Bleh.
Was it this song >>382066

NEET 07/21/2021 (Wed) 12:15:45 [Preview] No.382075 del
>tfw nick caves sons tragic death

NEET 07/21/2021 (Wed) 12:16:18 [Preview] No.382076 del
I pity the cybercop that has to make sense of my search history

NEET 07/21/2021 (Wed) 12:17:34 [Preview] No.382077 del
Don't. Feds aren't people and don't deserve sympathy.

NEET 07/21/2021 (Wed) 12:18:44 [Preview] No.382078 del
True, he will learn to like looking at the boong porn

NEET 07/21/2021 (Wed) 12:19:39 [Preview] No.382079 del

NEET 07/21/2021 (Wed) 12:21:38 [Preview] No.382080 del
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NEET 07/21/2021 (Wed) 12:22:32 [Preview] No.382081 del
>Hitlers Secret Arse Baby
>Exclusive /ausneets/ news story

NEET 07/21/2021 (Wed) 12:22:43 [Preview] No.382082 del
I live in the same suburb that nick cave did when he was young. For all I know, it might be the same house.

NEET 07/21/2021 (Wed) 12:23:57 [Preview] No.382083 del
That's pretty cool

NEET 07/21/2021 (Wed) 12:24:47 [Preview] No.382084 del
I used to sell pot to a semi famous comic artist when he was at school

NEET 07/21/2021 (Wed) 12:25:02 [Preview] No.382085 del
A race war is tearing my arse APART

NEET 07/21/2021 (Wed) 12:25:27 [Preview] No.382086 del
Did sore throat neet from this morning get diagnosed with bat aids yet?

NEET 07/21/2021 (Wed) 12:26:02 [Preview] No.382087 del
Your white arse just needs to surrender to the brown babby m8

NEET 07/21/2021 (Wed) 12:27:01 [Preview] No.382088 del
Nah, he died abut 3 posts after that

NEET 07/21/2021 (Wed) 12:27:11 [Preview] No.382089 del
You did not.

NEET 07/21/2021 (Wed) 12:27:44 [Preview] No.382090 del
What if one of us is secretly descended from hitler and we don't know it?

NEET 07/21/2021 (Wed) 12:28:38 [Preview] No.382091 del
Bloody well did so, Ben Templesmith

NEET 07/21/2021 (Wed) 12:29:25 [Preview] No.382092 del
According to NEETlore I think both Weber and I are.

NEET 07/21/2021 (Wed) 12:31:48 [Preview] No.382093 del
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NEET 07/21/2021 (Wed) 12:31:59 [Preview] No.382094 del
I'm convinced weber is body corporateish and that possum was the victim of a deadly vampire attack in a previous life.

NEET 07/21/2021 (Wed) 12:34:07 [Preview] No.382095 del
nah, that's just filthy Nofun propaganda m8.
Weber id full blooded Aryan and Possum was a pure soul broken into a psychoticly violent individual by these vile times we live in.

NEET 07/21/2021 (Wed) 12:34:46 [Preview] No.382096 del

NEET 07/21/2021 (Wed) 12:36:45 [Preview] No.382097 del
Weber and Possum in happier times

NEET 07/21/2021 (Wed) 12:41:36 [Preview] No.382098 del
Yes it was that song, I might try it if I can find it for cheap, I've seen it go for anywhere between 65 and 90 bucks a bottle.

NEET 07/21/2021 (Wed) 12:42:13 [Preview] No.382099 del
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There was no executive-shaming in the third reich. The biggest and the best were idolized as the ultimate nordic master race.

NEET 07/21/2021 (Wed) 12:44:05 [Preview] No.382100 del
In the distant future young Australians will sit around drinking space tinnies watching documentaries on the early boong netizen society that was the online neet commune, they'll see descript images of goon caves, bulges, possum memes, neet meals, moisturised asians, dan memes, the whole lot. They will be mesmerised at our free online society in stark contrast to the draconian pitiful future.

NEET 07/21/2021 (Wed) 12:44:55 [Preview] No.382101 del
They understood the feed = power equation.

NEET 07/21/2021 (Wed) 12:45:44 [Preview] No.382102 del
Imagine their suprise when they learn about Nuro discovering America!

NEET 07/21/2021 (Wed) 12:48:02 [Preview] No.382103 del
Tbf though,we do live in a time that for all it's faults allows us to be NEETs.
It's not perfect but it sure as shit beats 18 hour days in the fields.

NEET 07/21/2021 (Wed) 12:48:46 [Preview] No.382104 del
This terrifies the starving communist.

NEET 07/21/2021 (Wed) 12:50:25 [Preview] No.382105 del
You are all skellies for the greater good comrade

NEET 07/21/2021 (Wed) 12:50:59 [Preview] No.382106 del
It's almost 11, should I eat second dinner?

NEET 07/21/2021 (Wed) 12:51:27 [Preview] No.382107 del
Do it m8,you deserve it

NEET 07/21/2021 (Wed) 12:52:01 [Preview] No.382108 del

NEET 07/21/2021 (Wed) 12:52:17 [Preview] No.382109 del
My time zone is best time zone.