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NEET General #414 - Large Win Edition NEET 10/11/2021 (Mon) 06:59:41 [Preview] No. 418875
What is the biggest prize you have won?

OLD: >>417867


NEET 10/11/2021 (Mon) 07:00:43 [Preview] No.418879 del
AUSTRALIA BEST A


NEET 10/11/2021 (Mon) 07:13:17 [Preview] No.418884 del
>>418875
>What is the biggest prize you have won?
Possum's heart.


NEET 10/11/2021 (Mon) 07:16:51 [Preview] No.418885 del
>>418884
Don't spend it all at once.


NEET 10/11/2021 (Mon) 07:26:56 [Preview] No.418906 del
Fucking miserable weather. Might have a cup of tea to lift my spirits.


NEET 10/11/2021 (Mon) 07:27:43 [Preview] No.418907 del
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YOU SPIN ME RIGHT ROUND BABE RIGHT ROUND LIKE A RECORD BABE RIGHT ROUND ROUND ROUND


NEET 10/11/2021 (Mon) 07:28:15 [Preview] No.418908 del
>>418906
That sounds nice.
I might get back into tea since I'm off the piss for the time being.


NEET 10/11/2021 (Mon) 07:34:25 [Preview] No.418909 del
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Today was a good day.

Drove up north and did a 30km ride. Would have gone further but it was windy as fuck. First time i have been back on the roadie since the elbow surgery. Feeling positively de-nurgled.


NEET 10/11/2021 (Mon) 07:35:37 [Preview] No.418910 del
have any of you taken xanax for social anxiety/panic before?


NEET 10/11/2021 (Mon) 07:37:18 [Preview] No.418911 del
>>418909
better have a warm bath and rub some savlon into your thighs for the chaffing


NEET 10/11/2021 (Mon) 07:38:36 [Preview] No.418912 del
>>418910
Don't take benzos


NEET 10/11/2021 (Mon) 07:43:30 [Preview] No.418913 del
>>418912
can you just like take one and then talk to a girl and then not take them again for a couple of weeks or whatever?


NEET 10/11/2021 (Mon) 07:44:43 [Preview] No.418914 del
>>418910
if its anything like diazepam it will work a treat. Too well. It's a good thing drs are so cautious with benzos these days.


NEET 10/11/2021 (Mon) 07:46:37 [Preview] No.418915 del
>>418913
It would be very difficult. You would need a very strong will to resist if you are the type of person really going through the ringer with anxiety.


NEET 10/11/2021 (Mon) 07:51:40 [Preview] No.418916 del
All the valiums pajeet gave me are gone. Didn't really need them, I think its just the normal protocol for alcohol withdrawal.

Benzos feels so good when you usually feel uncomfortable, anxious and agitated all the time. Zero care or worry,completely comfortable with where you are and what you are doing. Had a sleep like I hadn't in a long time. Started scheming in my head how to get more. One real liberal gp with the prescription pad and I would be completely fucked.

If only there was something natural that could calm you to that level.


NEET 10/11/2021 (Mon) 07:52:07 [Preview] No.418917 del
started doing a poo
in the toilet


NEET 10/11/2021 (Mon) 07:52:38 [Preview] No.418918 del
>>418917
keep us updated


NEET 10/11/2021 (Mon) 07:54:16 [Preview] No.418919 del
>>418916
>If only there was something natural that could calm you to that level.
Possum.


NEET 10/11/2021 (Mon) 07:55:04 [Preview] No.418920 del
>>418907
Another NEET infected with the spin virus.


NEET 10/11/2021 (Mon) 07:55:26 [Preview] No.418921 del
>>418909
Based.


NEET 10/11/2021 (Mon) 07:56:40 [Preview] No.418922 del
>>418916
The wagon will help you.


NEET 10/11/2021 (Mon) 07:57:14 [Preview] No.418923 del
>>418909
Is that a rust hole on the back side panel you’ve covered with band aids?


NEET 10/11/2021 (Mon) 07:57:21 [Preview] No.418924 del
>>418922
yeah i'm starting to feel a bit better


NEET 10/11/2021 (Mon) 08:02:08 [Preview] No.418925 del


NEET 10/11/2021 (Mon) 08:06:18 [Preview] No.418926 del
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Drove to woolies in the suburb I used to live in just for something to do. Got my pizza supplies. As soon as I walked into woolies I could kind of feel what was happening: Dans whispers. Got the supplies, walked through the isles I didn't need to just for that little nostalgia of when I was with the ex. Avoided BWS on the way out.
Some slow rock songs playing in the car and I knew I was helpless. Took that old familiar right turn at the lights and there it was, his big green smirking face, as if he had been expecting me. No asahis, no tall heinekens, not even a full 6er of oaties, a terrible omen.
Left with a 3 pack of long necks and a bottle of wine, telling and believing myself that I wouldn't drink them all.
Big green smirking cunt


NEET 10/11/2021 (Mon) 08:07:39 [Preview] No.418927 del
poo completed


NEET 10/11/2021 (Mon) 08:09:17 [Preview] No.418928 del
>>418926
for fucks sake monk


NEET 10/11/2021 (Mon) 08:11:28 [Preview] No.418929 del
>First time i have been back on the roadie since the elbow surgery.
Yet he told us he took the shit box for a drive after the wedding...


NEET 10/11/2021 (Mon) 08:11:44 [Preview] No.418930 del
>>418884
You have not


NEET 10/11/2021 (Mon) 08:11:48 [Preview] No.418931 del
>>418866
> the color fades to a shade of grey
Believe that's the same with red meats?

>>418864
>It 'expires' tomorrow
So cook and eat it today...?
Or cook and whack in the freezer.

>>418867
Big sniff?

>>418876
Weber gave it to some kids at the shooting range while their parents weren't looking.


NEET 10/11/2021 (Mon) 08:14:03 [Preview] No.418932 del
>>418909
I hope you took it safe.


NEET 10/11/2021 (Mon) 08:14:25 [Preview] No.418933 del
>>418926
Toot toot.


NEET 10/11/2021 (Mon) 08:14:47 [Preview] No.418934 del
Last few scraps of the roast chook for dins, with lettuce, antipasto, a drizzle of sesame oil and a heaped teaspoon of Bragg's nutritional yeast.


NEET 10/11/2021 (Mon) 08:15:25 [Preview] No.418935 del
And a couple dollops of garlic aioli


NEET 10/11/2021 (Mon) 08:15:42 [Preview] No.418936 del
>>418923
aftermarket antenna thats long gone, the original was in the roof


NEET 10/11/2021 (Mon) 08:15:58 [Preview] No.418937 del
>>418925
That wasn't wood coming off.


NEET 10/11/2021 (Mon) 08:16:16 [Preview] No.418938 del
You'll come off my wood.


NEET 10/11/2021 (Mon) 08:16:43 [Preview] No.418939 del
>>418932
not a chance in hell


NEET 10/11/2021 (Mon) 08:16:50 [Preview] No.418940 del
>>418930
this is enough to make me drink again


NEET 10/11/2021 (Mon) 08:17:17 [Preview] No.418941 del
>>418926
I knew this post was coming. Might be time to move the goal posts. Maybe a couple of sober nights a week and a limit of 8 standards on drinking nights.


NEET 10/11/2021 (Mon) 08:17:43 [Preview] No.418942 del
>>418926
Dan is a bad man.


NEET 10/11/2021 (Mon) 08:18:11 [Preview] No.418943 del
>>418929
That's not a road bike you big doofus head


NEET 10/11/2021 (Mon) 08:18:40 [Preview] No.418944 del
>>418941
Dude he can't even manage half a day.


NEET 10/11/2021 (Mon) 08:19:20 [Preview] No.418945 del
>>418934
why the yeast?


NEET 10/11/2021 (Mon) 08:19:27 [Preview] No.418946 del
>>418934
>a heaped teaspoon of Bragg's nutritional yeas
What?


NEET 10/11/2021 (Mon) 08:20:21 [Preview] No.418947 del
>>418945
he wants to bake bread in his colon


NEET 10/11/2021 (Mon) 08:21:50 [Preview] No.418948 del
>>418939
OOOHHH
HE BAD

https://youtube.com/watch?v=LgE4Q3QEpkQ [Embed]


NEET 10/11/2021 (Mon) 08:26:32 [Preview] No.418949 del
>>418941
I'll get back on the nallies, tomorrow. I can stick to 8 standoes if I have something to do in the evening, 8 wont last me from 6 to bedtime.


NEET 10/11/2021 (Mon) 08:29:42 [Preview] No.418950 del
>>418943
it is fully retarded


NEET 10/11/2021 (Mon) 08:30:19 [Preview] No.418951 del
>>418948
i had a sneaky drink at the half way point


NEET 10/11/2021 (Mon) 08:31:31 [Preview] No.418952 del
>>418934
Looks good.


NEET 10/11/2021 (Mon) 08:31:48 [Preview] No.418953 del


NEET 10/11/2021 (Mon) 08:35:04 [Preview] No.418954 del
Feel like a fat angry pisshead incel, because I am


NEET 10/11/2021 (Mon) 08:35:07 [Preview] No.418955 del
going to bed
between possum tearing my heart out and monk being a weak-willed pigdog, I have no reason to remain awake


NEET 10/11/2021 (Mon) 08:41:51 [Preview] No.418956 del
>>418955
Good night NEET. Sleep tight.


NEET 10/11/2021 (Mon) 08:45:55 [Preview] No.418957 del
>2 (You)'s from Nuro
BASED


NEET 10/11/2021 (Mon) 08:46:38 [Preview] No.418958 del
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Garn gym now.
I feel a bit tired. Had a nap before. I should be fine once I get in there.
I've got some uni work I've got to do, I need to get a report thing in by Friday. I've made some progress but I really need to sit down and finish it. It isn't hard just tedious.
I also need to get my arse into gear for the exams coming up. I'll make a study plan tomorrow and try to stick to it.
Today is day 7 of nowank. It was a hard day but I avoided it. I still haven't peeked which is good because once I slip up there I tend to just break down and spend 3-6 hours wanking. (No joke, it is a serious problem.)
Bye noots.


NEET 10/11/2021 (Mon) 08:47:37 [Preview] No.418959 del
568 days.


NEET 10/11/2021 (Mon) 08:47:58 [Preview] No.418960 del
>>418958
Good luck NEET. See you later.


NEET 10/11/2021 (Mon) 08:48:16 [Preview] No.418961 del
>>418959
That's a lot of days.


NEET 10/11/2021 (Mon) 08:49:44 [Preview] No.418962 del
>>418961
Hopefully I don't make it.


NEET 10/11/2021 (Mon) 08:50:01 [Preview] No.418963 del
Might grab a zero and then go for a cruise.


NEET 10/11/2021 (Mon) 08:50:43 [Preview] No.418964 del
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>>418955
Forget about monk. We have to leave him behind. We've got to get the rest of neets out on the wagon.


NEET 10/11/2021 (Mon) 08:54:58 [Preview] No.418965 del
Don't know what to do
Browsing pol and getting annoyed at how retarded it is
Wish the sun would set so I can go into 'relaxation' mode


NEET 10/11/2021 (Mon) 08:57:41 [Preview] No.418966 del
>>418965
Do the dishes and stay away from that hole.


NEET 10/11/2021 (Mon) 08:58:30 [Preview] No.418967 del
>>418964
It'll only make the wagon a little lighter.


NEET 10/11/2021 (Mon) 09:01:19 [Preview] No.418968 del


NEET 10/11/2021 (Mon) 09:03:51 [Preview] No.418970 del
>>418967
Nah. Have you seen recent pictures of monk's gut?


NEET 10/11/2021 (Mon) 09:04:50 [Preview] No.418971 del
Nuro accidentally stumbled into a rally and won in his lancia once, while on a drive through the country side.


NEET 10/11/2021 (Mon) 09:05:31 [Preview] No.418972 del
>>418970
The wagon is heavy from all the other NEETs still on it.


NEET 10/11/2021 (Mon) 09:05:38 [Preview] No.418973 del
>>418949
Pour it down the sink you mong.


NEET 10/11/2021 (Mon) 09:06:50 [Preview] No.418974 del


NEET 10/11/2021 (Mon) 09:10:59 [Preview] No.418975 del
2 hamburger buns, cut in half
Each half has 3 cut in half baby roma tomatoes, a thick onion slice taken apart and sliced gouda cheese.
2 of them had tomato relish, two of them had corn relish.


NEET 10/11/2021 (Mon) 09:13:17 [Preview] No.418976 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=vRkJPSS7bmQ [Embed]

crying peep who wasted his youth in a desk chair with a long neck dot jaypeg


NEET 10/11/2021 (Mon) 09:13:36 [Preview] No.418977 del
>>418975
Any meat?


NEET 10/11/2021 (Mon) 09:19:00 [Preview] No.418978 del
>>418976
Will he be able to make a change?


NEET 10/11/2021 (Mon) 09:19:25 [Preview] No.418979 del


NEET 10/11/2021 (Mon) 09:20:05 [Preview] No.418980 del
>>418978
It seems likely he will die of alcoholism sometimes in his 30s


NEET 10/11/2021 (Mon) 09:21:46 [Preview] No.418981 del
>>418980
The ultimate goon tax for a gooner.


NEET 10/11/2021 (Mon) 09:23:29 [Preview] No.418982 del
Big choof, small goon, big feed, small second feed
garn bed.


NEET 10/11/2021 (Mon) 09:28:15 [Preview] No.418983 del
>>418980
Who the hell cares.


NEET 10/11/2021 (Mon) 09:29:21 [Preview] No.418984 del
>>418982
Good night NEET. Sleep tight.


NEET 10/11/2021 (Mon) 09:29:45 [Preview] No.418985 del
>>418983
I care.


NEET 10/11/2021 (Mon) 09:30:31 [Preview] No.418986 del
Pacing has begun


NEET 10/11/2021 (Mon) 09:30:53 [Preview] No.418987 del
>>418984
Back up.


NEET 10/11/2021 (Mon) 09:31:39 [Preview] No.418988 del
>>418986
Stay away from the knifes.


NEET 10/11/2021 (Mon) 09:31:57 [Preview] No.418989 del
>>418987
Good evening NEET.


NEET 10/11/2021 (Mon) 09:35:47 [Preview] No.418990 del


NEET 10/11/2021 (Mon) 09:41:32 [Preview] No.418991 del
Getting on the wagon today was one of the best decisions I've made all year. No junk food or snacks or booze, three moderate meals, and instead of feeling hungry I feel energised. Will be continuing my ride tomorrow.


NEET 10/11/2021 (Mon) 09:42:34 [Preview] No.418992 del
>>418991
Based.


NEET 10/11/2021 (Mon) 09:44:07 [Preview] No.418993 del
Sorry you're not
A winner
What have you got?
So pretentious


NEET 10/11/2021 (Mon) 09:46:25 [Preview] No.418994 del
>>418989
Evernig


NEET 10/11/2021 (Mon) 09:47:48 [Preview] No.418995 del
>>418991
https://youtube.com/watch?v=8i5k4I1AOEI [Embed]


NEET 10/11/2021 (Mon) 09:51:49 [Preview] No.418996 del
>>418995
I think this was posted a while ago. Like it then and now.


NEET 10/11/2021 (Mon) 10:04:49 [Preview] No.418997 del
Will this be served on the wagon?


NEET 10/11/2021 (Mon) 10:13:57 [Preview] No.418998 del
Good night NEETs. Sleep tight.


NEET 10/11/2021 (Mon) 10:43:04 [Preview] No.418999 del
>>418997
everyone i know who drinks kombucha is a brain dead vaxxed lefty


NEET 10/11/2021 (Mon) 10:43:41 [Preview] No.419000 del
interesting

https://youtube.com/watch?v=hqnUohxXV0I [Embed]


NEET 10/11/2021 (Mon) 10:45:01 [Preview] No.419001 del
Starting on the wine
Didn't get invited to the post-lockdown pub session everyone else is going to


NEET 10/11/2021 (Mon) 11:44:11 [Preview] No.419002 del
Pol pot doco
Considering a booze delivery and a sickie


NEET 10/11/2021 (Mon) 11:54:41 [Preview] No.419003 del
>>419002
Do you not care about that promotion and up skilling your boss was planning for you anymore?


NEET 10/11/2021 (Mon) 12:04:33 [Preview] No.419004 del
>>419003
I have more important anxieties to attend


NEET 10/11/2021 (Mon) 12:07:59 [Preview] No.419005 del
>>419004
fair enough
bit of of a narky comment on my behalf


NEET 10/11/2021 (Mon) 12:10:44 [Preview] No.419006 del
>>419003
haha wagon BTFO


NEET 10/11/2021 (Mon) 12:12:02 [Preview] No.419007 del
>>419005
It’s not, I’m pissing away another opportunity due to some edgy romanticism regarding self destruction because it’s easier than actually trying, or something
Heineken on the way


NEET 10/11/2021 (Mon) 12:12:37 [Preview] No.419008 del
>>419004
Dickhead.


NEET 10/11/2021 (Mon) 13:31:42 [Preview] No.419009 del
>>418926
>walked through the isles I didn't need to just for that little nostalgia of when I was with the ex
Christ you're like a masochist honestly. Why the fuck do you do this, especially when you're trying to be sober.
>>418934
Looks nice.
>>418980
My dad had a few childhood mates that drunk like Monk does and they all held on until around their mid 40s. Then again I don't know if he's got Celtic or Slavic genes like those guys did, something that no doubt gave them a bit of an advantage in the alcoholism game.
Did some work, bought a new headset and went for a walk. Been reading and watching a lot of railway related stuff lately, it's pretty interesting actually.


NEET 10/11/2021 (Mon) 14:25:09 [Preview] No.419010 del
>>419009
Trains are pretty comfy, I binge videos about different routes every now and then. I'd like to take my mum on the ghan that goes across australia one day.


NEET 10/11/2021 (Mon) 14:26:52 [Preview] No.419011 del
Capital city neets on here would be fucking appalled at what it costs to get a kebab in a chips & drink combo in my town. Theres only one joint here and the turk mofos absolutely take the piss.


NEET 10/11/2021 (Mon) 14:34:53 [Preview] No.419012 del
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I was only going to just get the kebab tonight but I got tempted and got some chips as well to make a combo with my coke no sugar. Only other thing I had to eat today was a roll for lunch which isn't too bad. Since I've got off the standards its been just two reasonable meals a day which is an improvement. Used to smash a big bag of chips and few sticks of cabanossi nightly along with all the beer.


NEET 10/11/2021 (Mon) 19:19:10 [Preview] No.419013 del
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Morning neets. Hope you're starting the day with a healthy beverage.


NEET 10/11/2021 (Mon) 20:41:43 [Preview] No.419014 del
>>419013
Morn.
Coffee.


NEET 10/11/2021 (Mon) 20:52:01 [Preview] No.419015 del
>>418999
Oh (You)!

>>419000
From what I recall it can be cheaper than water is some instances.

>>419001
What did they say?

>>419002
>>419004
>Pol pot doco
>more important anxieties
Hmmmmmmmmmmmmm

>>419007
I have no doubts you'll get that promotion.

>>419009
>they all held on until around their mid 40s.
Spooky.

>bought a new headset
What one?

>>419011
How much?

>>419012
>with my coke no sugar
Good decision.

>>419013
>>419014
Good morning NEETs.
Coffee as well soon.


NEET 10/11/2021 (Mon) 20:52:04 [Preview] No.419016 del
>>419013
mondster

I don't want to hear anything about wagons today.


NEET 10/11/2021 (Mon) 20:53:33 [Preview] No.419017 del
>>419016
What about trains?


NEET 10/11/2021 (Mon) 20:54:03 [Preview] No.419018 del
>>419017
trains are ok


NEET 10/11/2021 (Mon) 20:56:13 [Preview] No.419019 del
I knew there was no point in training.


NEET 10/11/2021 (Mon) 21:06:50 [Preview] No.419020 del
How often are techie/STEM types gay?


NEET 10/11/2021 (Mon) 21:10:37 [Preview] No.419021 del
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NEET 10/11/2021 (Mon) 21:12:29 [Preview] No.419022 del
>>419020
At Internode there were a heap of them and they made no secret of it.
At the sheltered workshop I only have a list of suspects.


NEET 10/11/2021 (Mon) 21:15:19 [Preview] No.419023 del
>>419022
Faggots are infesting everywhere. Put faggot on you resume and you go to the top of the pile.


NEET 10/11/2021 (Mon) 21:18:47 [Preview] No.419024 del
>>419023
>Put faggot on you resume


NEET 10/11/2021 (Mon) 21:19:55 [Preview] No.419026 del
>>419018
One might be steaming away from the station today, I feel.


NEET 10/11/2021 (Mon) 21:22:09 [Preview] No.419027 del
>>419024
The joke is that the place is called "Sneed's Feed & Seed" which is clever in itself and quite funny to those with a mature sense of humour but what's really just hilarious about it is that if you look closely at the front of this store, Sneed's Feed & Seed, you can see a line that reads "Formerly Chuck's". Now, this might go over the average viewer's head as this, THIS, is peak comedy. I doubt anything will ever be as funny as the joke about Sneed's Feed & Seed. Are you ready for this one? So, like I said, the place is called "Sneed's Feed & Seed" and this sign says "Formerly Chuck's", which means that when Chuck owned the place, well, I don't have to tell you...


NEET 10/11/2021 (Mon) 21:32:57 [Preview] No.419028 del
>>419027
You were right about the infesting part though, we have had a lot of cocks posted here.


NEET 10/11/2021 (Mon) 21:40:26 [Preview] No.419029 del
Two and a half years ago I bought a big screen tv to use as my new pc monitor, but I couldn't make it work because my fancy nvidia card didn't have any hdmi output ports, so I had to buy a second pc to use with the tv. Now I've just discovered the nvidia card DOES have an hdmi output, it was just covered by a plastic port. I officially put myself forward as candidate for king of the mongs.


NEET 10/11/2021 (Mon) 21:42:26 [Preview] No.419030 del
auSNEEDs


NEET 10/11/2021 (Mon) 21:43:25 [Preview] No.419031 del
>>419029
>I officially put myself forward as candidate for king of the mongs.
If approved, your ceremony with be on Thursday during the meeting.


NEET 10/11/2021 (Mon) 21:46:10 [Preview] No.419032 del
>>419029
>I officially put myself forward as candidate for king of the mongs
I dunno, the competition around here is pretty stiff.


NEET 10/11/2021 (Mon) 21:48:04 [Preview] No.419033 del
>>419029
This is Nuro level dumb.


NEET 10/11/2021 (Mon) 21:54:29 [Preview] No.419034 del
>>419033
That was uncalled for.


NEET 10/11/2021 (Mon) 22:01:47 [Preview] No.419035 del
>>419034
slurp slurp


NEET 10/11/2021 (Mon) 22:17:22 [Preview] No.419036 del
My package has cleared customs twice on two separate days:
>Completed customs clearance.
>Completed customs clearance.
It arrived from America to Australia sometime on the weekend.


NEET 10/11/2021 (Mon) 22:19:20 [Preview] No.419037 del
>>419036
That was the Amazon package I was talking about before and brought up suspension of post from USPS to Australia.


NEET 10/11/2021 (Mon) 22:30:50 [Preview] No.419038 del
Got the keys.


NEET 10/11/2021 (Mon) 22:36:37 [Preview] No.419039 del
Lost the keys.


NEET 10/11/2021 (Mon) 22:38:17 [Preview] No.419040 del
>>419038
Good access?


NEET 10/11/2021 (Mon) 22:42:26 [Preview] No.419041 del
>>419036
I wonder if our parcels shared the same plane.
>October 9 11:10
>Parcel Arrived at Delivery Terminal
>AU


NEET 10/11/2021 (Mon) 22:43:02 [Preview] No.419042 del
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Riding the wagon again today


NEET 10/11/2021 (Mon) 22:46:55 [Preview] No.419043 del
>>419041
Perhaps we are parcel buddies. Mine had the update on the 10 that it was in Customers cleared, then it was cleared yesterday again. Unless they mean entering customs, then finishing custom processing.

The company that is handling the tracking site doesn't work when there is too much traffic. This company is nasty:
http://eretail.amservices.net.au:8080/TblTrackandTrace.aspx?ID=1&cat=
Without the tracking number but the site should still say not found.


NEET 10/11/2021 (Mon) 22:47:43 [Preview] No.419044 del
>>419042
Good luck NEET.


NEET 10/11/2021 (Mon) 23:12:36 [Preview] No.419045 del
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God damn what happened to me yesterday arvo. Went full schitz at Dans it seems.
Only had 2 of the delivered beers, woke up before 7 tossing and turning and then slept in past 9.
Anyway you know the deal. Instants, fruits, wagon attempts.


NEET 10/11/2021 (Mon) 23:18:11 [Preview] No.419046 del
Good Morning NEETs

Just watching the news, what the fuck is Dan Andrews COPING about ?


NEET 10/11/2021 (Mon) 23:20:09 [Preview] No.419047 del
>>419045
>Went full schitz at Dans it seems.
You went on autopilot straight to Dan's. There was also pacing.

>wagon attempts.
Good luck NEET.


NEET 10/11/2021 (Mon) 23:20:27 [Preview] No.419048 del
no drops, not road bike


NEET 10/11/2021 (Mon) 23:20:47 [Preview] No.419049 del
>>419046
Good morning Nuro.


NEET 10/11/2021 (Mon) 23:21:12 [Preview] No.419050 del
>>419046
Good morning Nuro.


NEET 10/11/2021 (Mon) 23:28:04 [Preview] No.419052 del
>>419051
Get those yellow umbrellas.


NEET 10/11/2021 (Mon) 23:51:47 [Preview] No.419053 del
Home made pizza for brekky


NEET 10/11/2021 (Mon) 23:59:13 [Preview] No.419054 del
>>419053
Sounds good.


NEET 10/12/2021 (Tue) 00:00:09 [Preview] No.419055 del
>>419053
Based breakfast of champions. What did you have on it?


NEET 10/12/2021 (Tue) 00:15:29 [Preview] No.419056 del
>>419055
Spicy pasta sauce, coles brand tasty cheese, soppressa salami
Washing it down with a heineken or 2 to start the work day


NEET 10/12/2021 (Tue) 00:17:31 [Preview] No.419057 del
>>418960
Cheers noot.
Had a pretty shit sesh. It was a grind to get through. If I don't get plenty of carbs before going I find it way harder.
Day 8 today and I am unbelievably
HORNY
Time to finish that uni report.

>>419029
Why would a new GPU not have a HDMI port?


NEET 10/12/2021 (Tue) 00:29:08 [Preview] No.419058 del
>>419057
Because displayport is far too based to sit next to hdmi


NEET 10/12/2021 (Tue) 00:46:46 [Preview] No.419059 del
>>419057
whats even more mong is DP to HDMI adapters are cheap and ubiquitous as fuck


NEET 10/12/2021 (Tue) 00:47:01 [Preview] No.419060 del
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Mongle dingdongles

Small flat WHITE, hashbrown, and a French Vanilla Slice. After yesterday's 1&1/2 bottles of wine and several beers I got a bit worried when I saw the paddywagon in the rearview.


NEET 10/12/2021 (Tue) 00:48:33 [Preview] No.419061 del
>>419060
Good morning NEET.
Wagon?


NEET 10/12/2021 (Tue) 00:52:41 [Preview] No.419062 del
Wonder how much daily binge drinking has effected my testosterone levels


NEET 10/12/2021 (Tue) 00:52:55 [Preview] No.419063 del
>>419015
>How much?
$25.90


NEET 10/12/2021 (Tue) 01:10:09 [Preview] No.419064 del
>>419063
With delivery that is pricey but expected.


NEET 10/12/2021 (Tue) 01:15:01 [Preview] No.419065 del
Going to have a shower and try to get started on the day.


NEET 10/12/2021 (Tue) 01:15:41 [Preview] No.419066 del
>>419065
give that muffler a good scrub


NEET 10/12/2021 (Tue) 01:24:32 [Preview] No.419067 del
had a mini pizza and a cinamon doughnut from a vietnamese bakery for lunch


NEET 10/12/2021 (Tue) 01:26:09 [Preview] No.419068 del
>>419029
The guy who dropped his big-screen the same day he bought it, smashing the entire screen will always be King of the Mongs. He will not even be allowed to touch the TV remote at the commune.


NEET 10/12/2021 (Tue) 01:27:08 [Preview] No.419069 del
>>419068
>The guy


NEET 10/12/2021 (Tue) 01:27:44 [Preview] No.419070 del
>>419069
>our special guy


NEET 10/12/2021 (Tue) 01:33:25 [Preview] No.419071 del
>>419045
> Instants, fruits, wagon attempts
You forgot to add 'garn IGA for a few standoes', 'Boig and more standoes on the way'.


NEET 10/12/2021 (Tue) 01:36:02 [Preview] No.419072 del
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>>419061
Depends how effective this naltrexone is. Haven't started them yet but probably will in a couple hours.


NEET 10/12/2021 (Tue) 01:37:12 [Preview] No.419073 del
>>419067
That doesn't sound very Vietnamesey


NEET 10/12/2021 (Tue) 01:39:03 [Preview] No.419074 del
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NEET 10/12/2021 (Tue) 01:44:33 [Preview] No.419075 del
I wish I lived in one of those states where you could get standos from Aldi.


NEET 10/12/2021 (Tue) 01:47:22 [Preview] No.419076 del
>>419074
>seppo poofter sports


NEET 10/12/2021 (Tue) 01:48:57 [Preview] No.419077 del
I'm worried that today will be the day I break my nowank streak.


NEET 10/12/2021 (Tue) 01:49:00 [Preview] No.419078 del
>>419075
>standos
ausneets bro?


NEET 10/12/2021 (Tue) 01:49:55 [Preview] No.419079 del
>>419078
I forgot I was on ausneets for a sec and forgot what thread and site I was in


NEET 10/12/2021 (Tue) 01:52:44 [Preview] No.419080 del
>>419040
Standard doorways


NEET 10/12/2021 (Tue) 01:54:42 [Preview] No.419081 del
>>419076
>COMMING SOON


NEET 10/12/2021 (Tue) 02:05:46 [Preview] No.419082 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=fKDXh-MHTkc [Embed]

This guys story has a lot of parallels with mine


NEET 10/12/2021 (Tue) 02:12:07 [Preview] No.419083 del
>>419082
He used to be fun?


NEET 10/12/2021 (Tue) 02:12:33 [Preview] No.419084 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=A6F96xSoLPg [Embed]


NEET 10/12/2021 (Tue) 02:17:37 [Preview] No.419085 del
What's the best condiment to accompany chips or potato gems?


NEET 10/12/2021 (Tue) 02:21:24 [Preview] No.419086 del
>>419085
TZATZIKI


NEET 10/12/2021 (Tue) 02:25:41 [Preview] No.419087 del
>>419085
Spicy tomato chutney


NEET 10/12/2021 (Tue) 02:26:30 [Preview] No.419088 del
>>419085
Garn say tartare, but tzatziki is ok too.


NEET 10/12/2021 (Tue) 02:32:29 [Preview] No.419089 del
>>419079
Did you think you were on 4chan's /tv/?


NEET 10/12/2021 (Tue) 02:32:47 [Preview] No.419090 del
>>419085
boong semen


NEET 10/12/2021 (Tue) 02:37:46 [Preview] No.419091 del
>>419090
Freshly squeezed?


NEET 10/12/2021 (Tue) 02:38:21 [Preview] No.419092 del
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NEET 10/12/2021 (Tue) 02:39:18 [Preview] No.419093 del
Contemplating a trip to Coles.
I crave an instant.


NEET 10/12/2021 (Tue) 02:44:47 [Preview] No.419094 del


NEET 10/12/2021 (Tue) 02:45:17 [Preview] No.419095 del
>>419093
30kg pistachios please.


NEET 10/12/2021 (Tue) 02:50:12 [Preview] No.419097 del
>>419095
Too expensive.

>>419094
Nah, just the cheap instant coffee. I have it orally though.


NEET 10/12/2021 (Tue) 02:54:45 [Preview] No.419098 del
I'm going to brush my teeth, wash my face, and then head into Coles.
I really need to get this stupid fucking report done. I don't want to leave it to the night before as I do with everything in my life.


NEET 10/12/2021 (Tue) 02:56:37 [Preview] No.419099 del
>>419098
HURRY BACK AND FINISH TEH REPORD


NEET 10/12/2021 (Tue) 02:58:04 [Preview] No.419100 del


NEET 10/12/2021 (Tue) 03:00:20 [Preview] No.419101 del
Green top


NEET 10/12/2021 (Tue) 03:04:04 [Preview] No.419102 del
First time driving the car since changing the end-link bushings and it might've been my imagination but the car felt 'stiffer' in the rear. But anyway it was just great not to hear any embarrassing squeaks when going over bumps.


NEET 10/12/2021 (Tue) 03:06:10 [Preview] No.419103 del
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Garn Mitre10(ten) and Supercheap. You coomers want anything?


NEET 10/12/2021 (Tue) 03:09:37 [Preview] No.419104 del
>>419103
One (2) neet bussy
submissive and breedable
<3


NEET 10/12/2021 (Tue) 03:10:05 [Preview] No.419105 del
>>419102
>hear any embarrassing squeaks when going over bumps.
That's good. I think it is worse is when a car screams when it accelerates/starts.


NEET 10/12/2021 (Tue) 03:12:19 [Preview] No.419106 del
>>419103
Pack of pork crackle thanks.


NEET 10/12/2021 (Tue) 03:14:31 [Preview] No.419107 del
>>419102
yes OFC it will be stiffer


NEET 10/12/2021 (Tue) 03:14:45 [Preview] No.419108 del
It is a wonderful day to be day drinking. I even walked to eyegay with my gut visible to all.


NEET 10/12/2021 (Tue) 03:14:54 [Preview] No.419109 del
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oh no.....


NEET 10/12/2021 (Tue) 03:18:56 [Preview] No.419110 del
>>419109
bit l8 m8


NEET 10/12/2021 (Tue) 03:22:30 [Preview] No.419111 del


NEET 10/12/2021 (Tue) 03:39:02 [Preview] No.419112 del
>>419103
30kg of cheap locks to practice lockpicking on please


NEET 10/12/2021 (Tue) 03:44:05 [Preview] No.419113 del
Might place my weekly order of stuff at coles online. You neets want anything?


NEET 10/12/2021 (Tue) 03:50:59 [Preview] No.419114 del
>>419113
One cherry please.


NEET 10/12/2021 (Tue) 03:56:15 [Preview] No.419115 del
>>419113
some chicken parmi pizzas. thanks.


NEET 10/12/2021 (Tue) 03:58:13 [Preview] No.419116 del
>>419113
Large jar vaseline thanks.


NEET 10/12/2021 (Tue) 04:05:37 [Preview] No.419117 del
>>419116
Hmmmmm.


NEET 10/12/2021 (Tue) 04:06:01 [Preview] No.419118 del
The wagon's starting to get bumpy. I'm hungry and tense and it's 2 hours to dinner.


NEET 10/12/2021 (Tue) 04:06:56 [Preview] No.419119 del
Got a big assignment at the wage place.
Putting the day drinking on hold


NEET 10/12/2021 (Tue) 04:08:54 [Preview] No.419120 del
>>419118
Drink heaps of water to help fill you up.


NEET 10/12/2021 (Tue) 04:09:04 [Preview] No.419121 del
>>419118
>to get bumpy.
You should have a healthy snack.


NEET 10/12/2021 (Tue) 04:11:10 [Preview] No.419122 del
I'm having an instant. I am considering getting on the piss to help me with this report but I am worried I will over do it and just end up being a boong.


NEET 10/12/2021 (Tue) 04:11:29 [Preview] No.419123 del
I've got a somewhat wide nose, heavy brow and dark eyes.
I wonder if I'm part boong.


NEET 10/12/2021 (Tue) 04:11:45 [Preview] No.419124 del
>>419119
Good luck NEET.


NEET 10/12/2021 (Tue) 04:31:16 [Preview] No.419125 del
>>419122
Boong educational achievement is so potent they had to create a quota system to stop them from outcompeting the whites.


NEET 10/12/2021 (Tue) 04:31:55 [Preview] No.419126 del
What if boongs are the way they are, not from boong admixture, but from the Ir*sh admixture?


NEET 10/12/2021 (Tue) 04:45:49 [Preview] No.419127 del
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This is for those who are serving the darkness in secret. You are all being called to service to fix the mess the western nations are in. Tell your handler you quit. Commit to God; he will protect you, and you will do great things for everybody.


NEET 10/12/2021 (Tue) 04:55:21 [Preview] No.419128 del
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not a bad afternoon's work
time to make another vendor cry


NEET 10/12/2021 (Tue) 04:59:07 [Preview] No.419129 del
Motivation has plummeted after maybe 20 minutes as I realise I don’t understand how this works


NEET 10/12/2021 (Tue) 05:02:27 [Preview] No.419130 del
>>419128
Snooped.


NEET 10/12/2021 (Tue) 05:06:06 [Preview] No.419131 del
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need to do things but not gonna


NEET 10/12/2021 (Tue) 05:07:33 [Preview] No.419132 del
>>419131
>need to do things
Dishes?


NEET 10/12/2021 (Tue) 05:13:18 [Preview] No.419133 del
>>419130
used an sql injection vulnerability on the login page to dump their username and password table
then logged in as admin and used a diagram upload feature to upload a web shell


NEET 10/12/2021 (Tue) 05:13:33 [Preview] No.419134 del
Big Storm clouds approaching.

Managed to fang it to bottle shop and back just in time.


NEET 10/12/2021 (Tue) 05:14:54 [Preview] No.419135 del
>>419128
>blah blah blah

Greta ?


NEET 10/12/2021 (Tue) 05:18:27 [Preview] No.419136 del
>>419134
What’s on the menu?


NEET 10/12/2021 (Tue) 05:19:40 [Preview] No.419137 del
>>419136
BIG CHUNGUS!


NEET 10/12/2021 (Tue) 05:23:13 [Preview] No.419138 del
my arse is vulnerable to injections


NEET 10/12/2021 (Tue) 05:23:27 [Preview] No.419139 del
>>419133
kek, I hope they don't fob you off.


NEET 10/12/2021 (Tue) 05:23:44 [Preview] No.419140 del
>>419138
It leaks too.


NEET 10/12/2021 (Tue) 05:24:07 [Preview] No.419141 del
>>419136
Most likely that gay faggot drink he always has.


NEET 10/12/2021 (Tue) 05:25:17 [Preview] No.419142 del


NEET 10/12/2021 (Tue) 05:29:09 [Preview] No.419143 del


NEET 10/12/2021 (Tue) 05:34:18 [Preview] No.419144 del
>>419136
Yalumba yellow box from the cool room and some records. Quientesentially nuro.

Also 2.5kg lighter after yesterday’s 30km ride.


NEET 10/12/2021 (Tue) 05:38:30 [Preview] No.419145 del
>>419144
waterweight


NEET 10/12/2021 (Tue) 05:47:29 [Preview] No.419146 del
>>419145
Or a really big poo.


NEET 10/12/2021 (Tue) 05:50:46 [Preview] No.419147 del
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NEET 10/12/2021 (Tue) 05:52:41 [Preview] No.419148 del
>>419123
No you're just ugly ;)


NEET 10/12/2021 (Tue) 05:54:18 [Preview] No.419149 del
>>419147
oh little babby spiders kill them, all of them


NEET 10/12/2021 (Tue) 05:54:50 [Preview] No.419151 del
>>419147
A lovely ecosystem.


NEET 10/12/2021 (Tue) 05:57:01 [Preview] No.419152 del
Pacing has begun alarmingly early


NEET 10/12/2021 (Tue) 05:57:08 [Preview] No.419153 del
>>419134
I got caught out in it. Got soaked just from walking to and from Coles carpark. Then the windscreen fogged up and I couldn't get rid of it without physically wiping as the ac doesn't work. 3 ambulances at a school for some reason. Couldn't see any smashed cars. Wonder if there was a big after-school fight?


NEET 10/12/2021 (Tue) 05:58:05 [Preview] No.419154 del
>>419144
>2.5kg lighter
That's one giant Bic


NEET 10/12/2021 (Tue) 05:59:14 [Preview] No.419155 del
>>419153
vaxx day


NEET 10/12/2021 (Tue) 05:59:38 [Preview] No.419156 del
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NEET 10/12/2021 (Tue) 06:00:14 [Preview] No.419157 del
>>419152
Watch something soothing
https://youtube.com/watch?v=Ekfxj9MXZxk [Embed]


NEET 10/12/2021 (Tue) 06:00:22 [Preview] No.419158 del
>>419156
Based.


NEET 10/12/2021 (Tue) 06:00:46 [Preview] No.419159 del
>>419156
Good haul, Stanley is looking good to.


NEET 10/12/2021 (Tue) 06:04:13 [Preview] No.419160 del
Apparently we might see auroras over australia tonight


NEET 10/12/2021 (Tue) 06:06:13 [Preview] No.419161 del
Heater has been put on.


NEET 10/12/2021 (Tue) 06:07:52 [Preview] No.419162 del
>>419156
use your flag you goddamn unbased fuckwit


NEET 10/12/2021 (Tue) 06:08:54 [Preview] No.419163 del
Is based IGA poster the neet with the big boong cave full of red tops and wine bottles 🍷


NEET 10/12/2021 (Tue) 06:10:51 [Preview] No.419164 del
>>419162
you use your flag


NEET 10/12/2021 (Tue) 06:10:55 [Preview] No.419165 del
>>419156
>room dehumidifier
ohnonononononononono!

>voost
meh kinda based can vouh the D has a nice gcuddle flavour but does fuck all, magnesium is better, and the Zinc is god tier but strangely enough you cannot find it anywhere anymore (something to do with curing the coof)


NEET 10/12/2021 (Tue) 06:11:18 [Preview] No.419166 del


NEET 10/12/2021 (Tue) 06:12:24 [Preview] No.419167 del
>>419160
I will probably close the blinds to be safe.


NEET 10/12/2021 (Tue) 06:12:31 [Preview] No.419168 del
>>419166
haha gotcha


NEET 10/12/2021 (Tue) 06:12:37 [Preview] No.419169 del
testing
>the thing wine is made from

gcuddle


NEET 10/12/2021 (Tue) 06:13:54 [Preview] No.419170 del
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NEET 10/12/2021 (Tue) 06:14:37 [Preview] No.419171 del


NEET 10/12/2021 (Tue) 06:17:23 [Preview] No.419172 del
I am home.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=Q6NQcO9KTBY [Embed]


NEET 10/12/2021 (Tue) 06:18:23 [Preview] No.419173 del
>>419172
Some said fuck the SSAA or 4chins. What would that be about?


NEET 10/12/2021 (Tue) 06:19:23 [Preview] No.419174 del
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>>419171
>room dehumidifiers
>alchohol free beer
>scratchies

SURE SEEMS LIKE WINNING TO ME


NEET 10/12/2021 (Tue) 06:20:09 [Preview] No.419175 del
>>419174
i just won again better stop trying


NEET 10/12/2021 (Tue) 06:21:06 [Preview] No.419176 del
>>419173
Dunno without any other context.
The the ban happened in 96/97, the SSAA executive didn't do anything to really fight it. Some apparently even told members that if they made a fuss they'd make things even stricter. As such there is some bad blood there amongst some gun owners.


NEET 10/12/2021 (Tue) 06:23:19 [Preview] No.419177 del
>>419176
>The the ban
When the ban*


NEET 10/12/2021 (Tue) 06:30:52 [Preview] No.419178 del
>>419010
> I'd like to take my mum on the ghan that goes across australia one day.
I wouldn't mind on going on the Indian Pacific.
>>419011
How much do they cost?
>>419045
I hope your wagon attempts are successful.
>>419060
Tasty.
>After yesterday's 1&1/2 bottles of wine and several beers I got a bit worried when I saw the paddywagon in the rearview
Yeah sometimes it's little sketchy driving around the day after a big night on the piss. I remember a while ago I met up with my mate for his birthday and drank most of a bottle of rum and a longneck or two over the course of the evening, left the driving home until the afternoon of the next day but I was still a little concerned. The time for doing such silly things seems to have passed though.
>>419085
Aioli or mayonaise.
20 degrees today in Shitbourne, going to try my hand at making some chicken burgers tonight.


NEET 10/12/2021 (Tue) 06:31:29 [Preview] No.419179 del
Has the wagon lost you any weight yet wombo?
I’m embarrassed to meet people I know while I’m wearing a tshirt in this weather


NEET 10/12/2021 (Tue) 06:32:50 [Preview] No.419180 del
don't wear a shirt then


NEET 10/12/2021 (Tue) 06:33:32 [Preview] No.419181 del
>>419179
I haven't bothered weighing myself. I'll check on Friday morning, as that will be 2 weeks.


NEET 10/12/2021 (Tue) 06:34:15 [Preview] No.419182 del
>>419179
I look like a giant piece of shit in everything I own that I still fit into.


NEET 10/12/2021 (Tue) 06:36:31 [Preview] No.419183 del
>>419179
WAGONS DONT LOSE WEIGHT

BICYCLES DO


NEET 10/12/2021 (Tue) 06:38:15 [Preview] No.419184 del
The road's getting rocky, but the wagon drives on.


NEET 10/12/2021 (Tue) 06:38:22 [Preview] No.419185 del
>>419182
surgery ?


NEET 10/12/2021 (Tue) 06:39:58 [Preview] No.419186 del
>>419184
many such cases


NEET 10/12/2021 (Tue) 06:40:21 [Preview] No.419187 del
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NEET 10/12/2021 (Tue) 06:42:38 [Preview] No.419188 del
>>419183
Nuro is actually right here, cutting out certain foods or alcohol is only half the job when it comes to losing weight, exercise is the crucial other half.


NEET 10/12/2021 (Tue) 06:45:17 [Preview] No.419189 del
>>419188
Pretty reducing food massively/fasting would work.


NEET 10/12/2021 (Tue) 06:46:39 [Preview] No.419190 del
>>419188
>Nuro is actually right here


NEET 10/12/2021 (Tue) 06:50:57 [Preview] No.419191 del
I feel more down in the evenings without the booze. Been watching a lot of TV to escape.


NEET 10/12/2021 (Tue) 06:52:11 [Preview] No.419192 del
>>419191
that would have maybe worked 20 years ago but not today


NEET 10/12/2021 (Tue) 06:52:18 [Preview] No.419193 del
>>419188
The pulling the wagon is key.


NEET 10/12/2021 (Tue) 06:57:30 [Preview] No.419194 del
But they're still making Rock and Morty.


NEET 10/12/2021 (Tue) 07:04:25 [Preview] No.419195 del
>>419194
no they arent


NEET 10/12/2021 (Tue) 07:06:19 [Preview] No.419196 del
>>419195
yes they are
read wikipedias


NEET 10/12/2021 (Tue) 07:06:37 [Preview] No.419197 del
might take a dump and go to bed


NEET 10/12/2021 (Tue) 07:07:06 [Preview] No.419198 del
>nuro doesn't know about season 6
hard to believe


NEET 10/12/2021 (Tue) 07:09:02 [Preview] No.419199 del
>>419191
You need to find a hobby. I'm certain this is advice you've given me before.
Build your own decentralised DNS service.


NEET 10/12/2021 (Tue) 07:13:48 [Preview] No.419200 del
>>419197
Night neet


NEET 10/12/2021 (Tue) 07:14:55 [Preview] No.419201 del
I am going to put keif into a cigarette with a menthol filter, Nuro be damned


NEET 10/12/2021 (Tue) 07:15:26 [Preview] No.419202 del
>>419199
Domain Name System Snooping Server


NEET 10/12/2021 (Tue) 07:15:56 [Preview] No.419203 del
>>419198
until that fat alcho dan harman actually delivers a season 6 i wont believe anything

also they used up all the main story arcs this season


NEET 10/12/2021 (Tue) 07:16:44 [Preview] No.419204 del
>>419203
>until that fat alcho dan harman actually delivers
Sounds like he's a NEET.


NEET 10/12/2021 (Tue) 07:17:39 [Preview] No.419205 del
>>419201
just roll a racehourse you dumb faggot


NEET 10/12/2021 (Tue) 07:17:54 [Preview] No.419206 del
>>419194
They're still making ren and stimpy, r-right?


NEET 10/12/2021 (Tue) 07:18:53 [Preview] No.419207 del
>>419206
Trust the plan.


NEET 10/12/2021 (Tue) 07:18:59 [Preview] No.419208 del
>>419204
pretty much, the best NEET, a NEET who hates responsibility and accountability


NEET 10/12/2021 (Tue) 07:21:01 [Preview] No.419209 del
>>419199
I remember reading on the wilders security forum one of the members did that.


NEET 10/12/2021 (Tue) 07:23:27 [Preview] No.419210 del
Found out today that reddit has a neet board. I haven't looked at it yet


NEET 10/12/2021 (Tue) 07:28:22 [Preview] No.419211 del
>>419210
Bet they don't even know who Wizzy is.


NEET 10/12/2021 (Tue) 07:28:51 [Preview] No.419212 del
>>419160
I'd rather see some areolas


NEET 10/12/2021 (Tue) 07:31:33 [Preview] No.419213 del
>>419178
>The time for doing such silly things seems to have passed though
That's good to hear. Good luck with those chicken burgers. Using breast meat, crumbed and fried?


NEET 10/12/2021 (Tue) 07:31:53 [Preview] No.419214 del
>>419176
> the SSAA executive didn't do anything to really fight it
Useless fat fuck


NEET 10/12/2021 (Tue) 07:32:17 [Preview] No.419215 del
>>419210
Advertise 16chan there.


NEET 10/12/2021 (Tue) 07:33:02 [Preview] No.419216 del
>Prince Charles is threatening us again


NEET 10/12/2021 (Tue) 07:38:03 [Preview] No.419217 del
It was a Coles haul you numpty nincompoop. Meet me at Maroochydore state high tomorrow after school and I'll kick your arse.


NEET 10/12/2021 (Tue) 07:43:37 [Preview] No.419218 del
>>419215
Then advertise Endchan on 16chan.


NEET 10/12/2021 (Tue) 07:46:06 [Preview] No.419219 del
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Going to be a lot of 'mentally ill' kids in the near future with the governments new mental health plan for kids 12 and under. Goyim only of course.


NEET 10/12/2021 (Tue) 07:47:19 [Preview] No.419220 del
Wonder if monks managed to avoid going to dans/craigs/local


NEET 10/12/2021 (Tue) 07:51:06 [Preview] No.419221 del
>>419218
Plz don't.


NEET 10/12/2021 (Tue) 07:51:56 [Preview] No.419222 del
Where did it all go wrong NEETs?


NEET 10/12/2021 (Tue) 07:54:25 [Preview] No.419223 del
>>419222
>Where did it all go
To your arse


NEET 10/12/2021 (Tue) 07:58:12 [Preview] No.419224 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=TNJQLn8LU5g [Embed]


NEET 10/12/2021 (Tue) 08:00:32 [Preview] No.419225 del
>>419223
Well bantered.


NEET 10/12/2021 (Tue) 08:11:25 [Preview] No.419226 del
I miss her.


NEET 10/12/2021 (Tue) 08:17:41 [Preview] No.419227 del
>>419220
Had 4 stubbies with brunch, 1 longneck for lunch and then knocked off early and am on my 5th tall can.
Garn more shortly before it closes.
The weekend bender has fucked me hard into a daydrinking loop, it can be hard to break the cycle.
Gonna book an appointment with the mong doc and get some temazepam to try and do my own detox over the weekend I think.
Sober november!


NEET 10/12/2021 (Tue) 08:19:01 [Preview] No.419228 del
>>419226
Shes in a better place m8


NEET 10/12/2021 (Tue) 08:20:12 [Preview] No.419229 del
>>419227
you might hit the 30 standard mark for the day at this rate


NEET 10/12/2021 (Tue) 08:25:21 [Preview] No.419230 del
>>419222
2008/9


NEET 10/12/2021 (Tue) 08:27:27 [Preview] No.419231 del
>>419227
>The weekend bender
that we told you not do do


NEET 10/12/2021 (Tue) 08:31:35 [Preview] No.419232 del
>>419227
>Sober november!
Do-able.


NEET 10/12/2021 (Tue) 08:31:53 [Preview] No.419233 del
>>419230
What happened then?


NEET 10/12/2021 (Tue) 08:34:33 [Preview] No.419234 del
>>419233
he turned 30


NEET 10/12/2021 (Tue) 08:36:40 [Preview] No.419235 del
>>419233
something something timelines


NEET 10/12/2021 (Tue) 08:37:21 [Preview] No.419236 del
>>419235
u fingered ur mum and got chucked out


NEET 10/12/2021 (Tue) 08:42:27 [Preview] No.419237 del
>>419236
no body liked you in either timesphere


NEET 10/12/2021 (Tue) 08:42:40 [Preview] No.419238 del
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NEET 10/12/2021 (Tue) 08:43:48 [Preview] No.419239 del
>>419237
correct


NEET 10/12/2021 (Tue) 08:52:51 [Preview] No.419240 del


NEET 10/12/2021 (Tue) 09:01:48 [Preview] No.419241 del
I'm drunk


NEET 10/12/2021 (Tue) 09:04:04 [Preview] No.419242 del


NEET 10/12/2021 (Tue) 09:05:26 [Preview] No.419243 del
I shouldn't make judgement on monk though. Just got back from the bottl-o with another bottle of wine. I never did take that naltrexone tabby earlier today like I said I would...


NEET 10/12/2021 (Tue) 09:06:56 [Preview] No.419244 del
>>419226
Honest question. Do you eat or have you eaten chicken since she passed? Or does the thought of it disgust you?


NEET 10/12/2021 (Tue) 09:08:30 [Preview] No.419245 del
>>419225
All an act. What's really disgusting is knowing they tossed each other's salads after making the vid.


NEET 10/12/2021 (Tue) 09:09:23 [Preview] No.419246 del
>>419243
Try again tomorrow and just keep reminding yourself to stay strong.


NEET 10/12/2021 (Tue) 09:09:27 [Preview] No.419247 del
>>419243
Yeah I've come to realise that I don't even enjoy this shit. It's not like I'm having fun getting maggoted and watching youtube videos. It's just something I do, I don't even know why. I could tell you that I can't sleep and all that but ultimately its just become a routine, I don't really know what else to do with my nights. Might be time to admit to myself that I'm covered in curry which is far overdue.

Lets make a NEET blood pact that tomorrow at 16:30 we'll take the naltrexone and spend the arvo walking around town if thats what it takes


NEET 10/12/2021 (Tue) 09:09:40 [Preview] No.419248 del
Might make a motherfucking sausage mcmuffin for dins.


NEET 10/12/2021 (Tue) 09:10:06 [Preview] No.419249 del
>>419243
Straight to the liver!


NEET 10/12/2021 (Tue) 09:10:30 [Preview] No.419250 del
>>419244
Yes to remember her.


NEET 10/12/2021 (Tue) 09:11:06 [Preview] No.419251 del
>>419245
I doubt the toilet would want to be near his arse after those binges.


NEET 10/12/2021 (Tue) 09:11:39 [Preview] No.419252 del
>>419248
Order one at McDonald's.


NEET 10/12/2021 (Tue) 09:12:44 [Preview] No.419253 del
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Mary Poppins about to cop it


NEET 10/12/2021 (Tue) 09:14:01 [Preview] No.419254 del
>>419251
You underestimate the degeneracy of faggots


NEET 10/12/2021 (Tue) 09:14:39 [Preview] No.419255 del
>tfw not living with my boong tribe on Fraser Island


NEET 10/12/2021 (Tue) 09:14:47 [Preview] No.419256 del
>>419213
Thanks, just crumbed burgers I bought from the shops.
>>419218
Nah, it's a containment zone.
Made those burgers, they were pretty decent, made my own sauce to go with it, it was pretty decent, think I'll go for a jog before the curfew.


NEET 10/12/2021 (Tue) 09:16:30 [Preview] No.419257 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=0Km3evjWF-M [Embed]


NEET 10/12/2021 (Tue) 09:16:58 [Preview] No.419258 del
>>419222
At conception I reckon. I should've let one of the other sperms go first.


NEET 10/12/2021 (Tue) 09:17:14 [Preview] No.419259 del
>>419256
Looks good neet, enjoy your run.


NEET 10/12/2021 (Tue) 09:17:28 [Preview] No.419260 del
>>419227
You need to go into to rehab, you dumb boong


NEET 10/12/2021 (Tue) 09:17:53 [Preview] No.419261 del


NEET 10/12/2021 (Tue) 09:18:52 [Preview] No.419262 del
>>419257
Poor Omar


NEET 10/12/2021 (Tue) 09:19:36 [Preview] No.419263 del
>>419260
https://youtube.com/watch?v=fnievcbY5hI [Embed]


NEET 10/12/2021 (Tue) 09:21:53 [Preview] No.419264 del
>>419260
I need to provide data for this heatmap as requested by SApol a couple months ago that I haven't got round to on account of bein a big bad boong
They sent a strongly worded e-mail about it yesterday which I have so far ignored


NEET 10/12/2021 (Tue) 09:24:33 [Preview] No.419265 del
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>>419227
>day drinking on tuesday
your shits fucked

>>419243
judge him good

>>419247
you aint gonna walk around town and find a motherfucking wagon

>>419248
kino

>>419255
IKNTF

>>419256
>modeling your home cooked meals after take away food

>>419264
fuckem



in other news im requesting all nuro realated banners be deleted by the #BO


NEET 10/12/2021 (Tue) 09:26:43 [Preview] No.419266 del
>>419264
>They sent a strongly worded e-mail about it yesterday which I have so far ignored
I'll laugh when you cost your employer a contract and get sacked.


NEET 10/12/2021 (Tue) 09:27:46 [Preview] No.419267 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=idYduaf9UE0 [Embed]


NEET 10/12/2021 (Tue) 09:30:11 [Preview] No.419268 del
>>419253
That's not global warming, that's just the big budget special effects that nuro has arranged for the synthwave music video he's making.


NEET 10/12/2021 (Tue) 09:30:24 [Preview] No.419269 del
>tfw no chicken burger and jogging routine


NEET 10/12/2021 (Tue) 09:30:43 [Preview] No.419270 del
>>419264
Based.


NEET 10/12/2021 (Tue) 09:33:56 [Preview] No.419271 del
>>419265
Banners can only be added.


NEET 10/12/2021 (Tue) 09:36:53 [Preview] No.419272 del
kek, my aliexpress order that I made almost 2 weeks ago and that was shipped 10 days ago, well I just got an email saying my transistors has just been shipped, lol


NEET 10/12/2021 (Tue) 09:44:23 [Preview] No.419273 del
>>419272
I recently had a package that failed to be picked up from the sender from one of those.


NEET 10/12/2021 (Tue) 09:47:09 [Preview] No.419274 del
>>419271
Nuro will be here forever. Five thousand years from now, imageboard archaeologists will dig these posts up and place the most based among them in a museum.


NEET 10/12/2021 (Tue) 09:49:10 [Preview] No.419275 del
>>419274
In a museum display 'Based standard'.


NEET 10/12/2021 (Tue) 10:01:34 [Preview] No.419276 del
Time to be a lounge lizard with the standards and docos


NEET 10/12/2021 (Tue) 10:07:03 [Preview] No.419277 del
>>419276
Go to bed.


NEET 10/12/2021 (Tue) 10:07:49 [Preview] No.419278 del
>>419259
Thanks, it was a nice run.
>>419265
You model your home cooked meals after pub/cafe food.


NEET 10/12/2021 (Tue) 10:09:24 [Preview] No.419279 del
>>419271
um seweety i did not add them i did not sanction them and i did not agree to have my OC pictures and OC posts edited in that fashion

these are at best a rule
(3) violation and utter slander and nuro is seeking a permanent cease and desist and an injunction against any further nuro related banners


NEET 10/12/2021 (Tue) 10:11:45 [Preview] No.419280 del
Want a missus to put her legs over my lap as she scrolls through netflix on the telly and scoffs at me cracking another can


NEET 10/12/2021 (Tue) 10:12:14 [Preview] No.419281 del
>>419278
>You model your home cooked meals after pub/cafe food.

besides lamb roast and chips the anti nuro society for the advancements of NEETs will require some citations and examples of prior arts to cease such posting


NEET 10/12/2021 (Tue) 10:17:13 [Preview] No.419282 del
>>419275
There will be a black market in ancient kino posts, hoarded and traded by wealthy private collectors.


NEET 10/12/2021 (Tue) 10:19:57 [Preview] No.419283 del
>>419279
I may provide an update tomorrow.
It'll probably be another banner.


NEET 10/12/2021 (Tue) 10:21:46 [Preview] No.419284 del
>>419283
EH EVERYONES TOO COVERED IN CURRY I WISH THEM LUCK


NEET 10/12/2021 (Tue) 10:22:05 [Preview] No.419285 del
>>419279
>>419283
The banners have been there for at least year, how have you not noticed?


NEET 10/12/2021 (Tue) 10:22:50 [Preview] No.419286 del
Banners are national treasures now.


NEET 10/12/2021 (Tue) 10:27:56 [Preview] No.419287 del
>>419286
Always was, always will be.


NEET 10/12/2021 (Tue) 10:28:25 [Preview] No.419288 del
Good night NEETs. Sleep tight.


NEET 10/12/2021 (Tue) 10:39:06 [Preview] No.419289 del
>>419281
>require some citations and examples of prior arts to cease such posting
Mate this is a quasi-anonymous board for drunks, spastics, the unemployed and other assorted degenerates, not a fucking uni assignment, settle down.


NEET 10/12/2021 (Tue) 10:41:30 [Preview] No.419290 del
>>419285
i have certain elements blocked

i did this because of 10k wrenched wench


NEET 10/12/2021 (Tue) 10:42:24 [Preview] No.419291 del
>>419285
No one looks at the ads, ever


NEET 10/12/2021 (Tue) 10:42:42 [Preview] No.419292 del
>>419289
>mate
>quasi
hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm


NEET 10/12/2021 (Tue) 10:45:42 [Preview] No.419293 del
>>419292
I say whatever the fuck I want on here, cry more.


NEET 10/12/2021 (Tue) 10:53:21 [Preview] No.419294 del
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I had far too many snacks between dinner and lunch today. .Going to have to get my act together to get the scale moving in the right direction. Could have been worse, I could have got a massive gluttonous order from a drive thru.


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NEET 10/12/2021 (Tue) 10:57:13 [Preview] No.419296 del
>>419294
Might as well have one last big binge before getting on the wagon.


NEET 10/12/2021 (Tue) 11:06:20 [Preview] No.419297 del
Ok neets, gonna lie down and listen to the history of the roman empire until i'm sleepy. Good night.


NEET 10/12/2021 (Tue) 11:08:39 [Preview] No.419298 del
>The phrase “fall OFF the wagon” means to start drinking again after a period of abstinence, usually referring to someone who is an alcoholic. Now often used to refer to a person who resumes any addictive behavior they had previously given up or who has failed at an attempt at self-improvement.

>One explanation for the phrase’s origin is that during the temperance movement, men would parade around town on a wagon to show that they had conquered demon alcohol. Another theory is that the phrase is a reference to the late 19th/early 20th-century American expression on the water wagon, which meant one was drinking water instead of alcohol; if one fell off the wagon, it meant he was drinking liquor again. During the late 19th century, water wagons drawn by horses were used to wet dusty roads during the summer. Men who vowed to stop drinking would say that if they were thirsty, they would rather climb aboard a water wagon to get a drink than break their pledge. From this came the expression, “I'm on the water wagon,” meaning “I'm trying to stop drinking.”


NEET 10/12/2021 (Tue) 11:24:48 [Preview] No.419299 del
>>419297
I’m watching a comfy doco on pre Islamic Arab society


NEET 10/12/2021 (Tue) 11:33:28 [Preview] No.419300 del
>>419299
Sounds very interesting.


NEET 10/12/2021 (Tue) 17:59:26 [Preview] No.419302 del
bita schitz'n went on last night


NEET 10/12/2021 (Tue) 19:19:35 [Preview] No.419303 del
I can hear my neighbours coofing. Bat aids has arrived in my hood.


NEET 10/12/2021 (Tue) 19:26:12 [Preview] No.419304 del
are they smokers?


NEET 10/12/2021 (Tue) 19:35:53 [Preview] No.419305 del
>>419304
Not sure. I have a theory one of them is a former tradie who is slowly dying of asbestos exposure.


NEET 10/12/2021 (Tue) 19:38:34 [Preview] No.419306 del
>>419305
Could be Silicosis too. There's a lot of tradies that don't follow health rules because they think they're for poofters then end up harming themselves.


NEET 10/12/2021 (Tue) 19:51:54 [Preview] No.419307 del
>>419265
>nuro realated banners be deleted
Why?


NEET 10/12/2021 (Tue) 19:54:09 [Preview] No.419308 del
Nurom's online persona is serious business.


NEET 10/12/2021 (Tue) 19:56:56 [Preview] No.419309 del
Mrognin


NEET 10/12/2021 (Tue) 20:00:11 [Preview] No.419310 del
i'm sick of seeing this fucking thing aaaaaaahhhhh


NEET 10/12/2021 (Tue) 20:13:17 [Preview] No.419311 del
I got the keys to my house yesterday.


NEET 10/12/2021 (Tue) 20:15:58 [Preview] No.419312 del
suburbia?


NEET 10/12/2021 (Tue) 20:49:35 [Preview] No.419313 del
>>419289
>spastics
Please be more inclusive, we use mongs here.

>>419294
Based scales.
Have you tried any of those shakes? They can fill you up but you need to drinking water.

>>419302
Interpretative knife dancing?

>>419307
Please read the posts you miss >>419271

>>419311
Congratulations.
When are the NEET coming over to block the toilet and do the waffle stomp?

>>419309
Good morning NEET.


NEET 10/12/2021 (Tue) 20:56:33 [Preview] No.419314 del
People shilling the heck out of solar flares. It ain't happening.


NEET 10/12/2021 (Tue) 21:27:33 [Preview] No.419315 del
Fucking furious - drove out to coles to get my click and collect groceries delivered to my boot and the bogan mong loading them came up to my car door, opened it without my permission and spoke to me from two feet away, breathing whatever airbourne aids he has in his lungs directly on to me. Never going back to coles again. The workers at woolies come from better homes, and are better behaved.


NEET 10/12/2021 (Tue) 21:29:41 [Preview] No.419316 del
>>419315
>spoke to me from two feet away, breathing whatever airbourne aids he has in his lungs directly on to me.
Did you notice him spinning around and him having any mallard paraphernalia on him?

>The workers at woolies come from better homes, and are better behaved.
They must have the good Mallard TV stream going on in their break room.


NEET 10/12/2021 (Tue) 21:30:45 [Preview] No.419317 del
>>419314
Fuck you.


NEET 10/12/2021 (Tue) 21:31:38 [Preview] No.419318 del
>>419317
Sorry bud but we ain't being saved by the Sun. Only The Son


NEET 10/12/2021 (Tue) 21:33:04 [Preview] No.419319 del
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>>419317
>>419318
The good NEETs are focused on the moon at the moment
>Australian Space Agency signs deal with NASA to be part of future Moon mission
https://www.abc.net.au/news/2021-10-12/australia-space-agency-nasa-rover-moon/100533732


NEET 10/12/2021 (Tue) 21:34:00 [Preview] No.419320 del
Pretty interesting article given the student who the father accused did it again.
>Loudoun County father who was dragged out of woke school board meeting reveals his daughter was 'cuddled' in the girls' bathroom by a 'skirt-wearing' male student who was arrested for assaulting a SECOND girl months later - but staff did nothing
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-10083783/Loudoun-County-father-arrested-school-meeting-says-daughter-cuddled-boy-girls-bathroom.html


NEET 10/12/2021 (Tue) 21:36:27 [Preview] No.419321 del
>>419320
Also found this


NEET 10/12/2021 (Tue) 21:37:19 [Preview] No.419323 del
Good Morning Neeets


NEET 10/12/2021 (Tue) 21:38:12 [Preview] No.419324 del
>>419307
they are fucking shit thats why


NEET 10/12/2021 (Tue) 21:39:01 [Preview] No.419325 del
>>419322
kek.

>>419323
Good morning Nuro.


NEET 10/12/2021 (Tue) 21:39:20 [Preview] No.419326 del
>>419315
Gonna also lock my door when they load the groceries, just in case. I'm alarmed that there doesn't seem to be an easy way to lock all the doors in my car while I'm sitting inside it, although there's a button on the driver's side door I can use to lock that one. But what if a black person walks up to your car and you need to lock all 4 doors quickly?


NEET 10/12/2021 (Tue) 21:39:22 [Preview] No.419327 del
>>419324
not a valid reason


NEET 10/12/2021 (Tue) 21:40:32 [Preview] No.419328 del
>>419315
>The workers at woolies come from better homes, and are better behaved.
True but Coles has better shit.


NEET 10/12/2021 (Tue) 21:42:00 [Preview] No.419329 del
>>419326
>I'm alarmed that there doesn't seem to be an easy way to lock all the doors in my car while I'm sitting inside it,
Don't all cars have a door lock that forces the doors to lock on the drivers side?


NEET 10/12/2021 (Tue) 21:42:16 [Preview] No.419330 del
>>419326
>But what if a black person walks up to your car and you need to lock all 4 doors quickly?
>>419327


NEET 10/12/2021 (Tue) 21:44:30 [Preview] No.419331 del
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>>419324
I made you this morning, can we have it as a banner?


NEET 10/12/2021 (Tue) 21:45:09 [Preview] No.419332 del
When I can't log into my Microsoft account, to access the additional features offered by Windows 10, i get stupid. i go fucking insane


NEET 10/12/2021 (Tue) 21:48:07 [Preview] No.419333 del
>>419332
Have you tried using a stick?


NEET 10/12/2021 (Tue) 21:48:25 [Preview] No.419334 del
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NEET 10/12/2021 (Tue) 21:54:48 [Preview] No.419336 del
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NEET 10/12/2021 (Tue) 21:55:26 [Preview] No.419337 del
>>419311
Well done m8


NEET 10/12/2021 (Tue) 21:56:39 [Preview] No.419338 del
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NEET 10/12/2021 (Tue) 21:56:56 [Preview] No.419339 del
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>>419336
That hurt more than it should.


NEET 10/12/2021 (Tue) 21:57:16 [Preview] No.419340 del
>>419319
We will be able to send one of the neets to collect some moon dust.


NEET 10/12/2021 (Tue) 21:57:34 [Preview] No.419341 del
>>419338
That made me laugh.


NEET 10/12/2021 (Tue) 21:58:03 [Preview] No.419342 del
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>>419340
We already have the technology.


NEET 10/12/2021 (Tue) 22:03:55 [Preview] No.419343 del
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>>419336
Time to get my arse into gear and get started!


NEET 10/12/2021 (Tue) 22:08:31 [Preview] No.419344 del


NEET 10/12/2021 (Tue) 22:13:23 [Preview] No.419345 del
Garn make some AI software that uses your dashcam or computer driving cameras to detect whenever a dark skinned person is approaching your car, and activate the central locking.


NEET 10/12/2021 (Tue) 22:15:16 [Preview] No.419346 del
>>419345
You're going into research?
>The Best Algorithms Struggle to Recognize Black Faces Equally
https://www.wired.com/story/best-algorithms-struggle-recognize-black-faces-equally/


NEET 10/12/2021 (Tue) 22:15:34 [Preview] No.419347 del
>>419344
All this time The Wizard of Oz was really allegory about a young white girl who goes on a journey of discovery and political radicalisation, and learns what's really going on in the world.


NEET 10/12/2021 (Tue) 22:15:38 [Preview] No.419348 del
>>419345
My car doors all lock as soon as the car is put in gear. They remain that way even when the ignition is turned off and you have to push a button to get out.


NEET 10/12/2021 (Tue) 22:21:09 [Preview] No.419349 del
Might join webby del toro in having a white monster this morning


NEET 10/12/2021 (Tue) 22:22:32 [Preview] No.419350 del
>>419349
I had an original Mondster this morning.


NEET 10/12/2021 (Tue) 22:23:50 [Preview] No.419351 del
>>419350
You should get trays delivered like I do for Cherry Coke:
https://www.amazon.com.au/Monster-Energy-Drink-Ultra-500mL/dp/B07D89LCW6/


NEET 10/12/2021 (Tue) 22:27:47 [Preview] No.419352 del
>>419351
I'd run the risk of consuming 24 cans in a weekend.


NEET 10/12/2021 (Tue) 22:29:38 [Preview] No.419353 del
>>419352
Get 24 safes and rig them with a timer so they open sequentially.


NEET 10/12/2021 (Tue) 22:37:05 [Preview] No.419354 del
>>419353
> sequentially.
adverb
one after the other:
The interactive feature allows you to present the photographs and other information sequentially rather than overwhelming the viewer by displaying everything at once.


NEET 10/12/2021 (Tue) 22:42:03 [Preview] No.419355 del
>>419354
The NEETs safes sequentially opened delivering the needed nutrients.


NEET 10/12/2021 (Tue) 22:46:23 [Preview] No.419356 del
Synonyms: Noun
coffer, safe-deposit box, strongbox


NEET 10/12/2021 (Tue) 22:49:32 [Preview] No.419357 del
Instant being consumed. Not even hungover despite last nights ~18 standoes.


NEET 10/12/2021 (Tue) 22:49:56 [Preview] No.419358 del
>>419356
>strongbox
The strongbox was not strong enough to hold back the NEET to delay him from accessing his Mondster.


NEET 10/12/2021 (Tue) 22:59:18 [Preview] No.419359 del
The NEET's strongbox did not help him when he did the dishes.


NEET 10/12/2021 (Tue) 22:59:44 [Preview] No.419360 del
>>419357
Goon morning NEET.


NEET 10/12/2021 (Tue) 23:09:12 [Preview] No.419361 del
https://www.abc.net.au/news/2021-10-12/sa-qr-check-in-data-audit/100533790
>The South Australian Premier's department has been deleting QR check-in data after 28 days, but SA Health has been holding onto the information it receives for contact tracing indefinitely, according to a report by the state's auditor-general.


NEET 10/12/2021 (Tue) 23:13:07 [Preview] No.419362 del
Yeah anytime the gov (and private business for that matter) says they're deleting something they're not.


NEET 10/12/2021 (Tue) 23:13:30 [Preview] No.419363 del
https://www.tiktok.com/@theabbybible/video/6974844333606358277 [Embed]


NEET 10/12/2021 (Tue) 23:15:45 [Preview] No.419364 del
Dear Parcel Buddy,
My parcel went to Australia Post yesterday, as they have confirmed it has been received and is ready for processing.

I now have three packages in Sydney that are coming to me. One at a nearby delivery depot for the last week and two in the Sydney Depot (one arrived last week and one yesterday). I think Australia Post is only going to get worse.

NEETs if you want any Christmas presents for your family/friends/NEETs, order them now.


NEET 10/12/2021 (Tue) 23:16:13 [Preview] No.419365 del
>>419363
https://www.tiktok.com/@theabbybible/video/7012266333236776197 [Embed]


NEET 10/12/2021 (Tue) 23:16:45 [Preview] No.419366 del
>>419363
Disgusting.


NEET 10/12/2021 (Tue) 23:16:49 [Preview] No.419367 del
>>419351
>Cherry Coke
I see you are a man of culture.


NEET 10/12/2021 (Tue) 23:20:14 [Preview] No.419368 del
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>>419364
>I think Australia Post is only going to get worse.
ETA is currently listed as 19 October.
This is a city you can drive across in 45 minutes.


NEET 10/12/2021 (Tue) 23:21:48 [Preview] No.419369 del
>>419367
Not all the time. I like it on occasion and haven't had much since I have been on stimulants ironically. It was like I seeking out these high sugar/caffeine drinks to get that fix.


NEET 10/12/2021 (Tue) 23:22:44 [Preview] No.419370 del
>>419365
>walking home
How?

Her mother sounds based.


NEET 10/12/2021 (Tue) 23:24:06 [Preview] No.419372 del
>>419368
>ETA is currently listed as 19 October.
They keep pushing mine back when I do that estimate for the one at the nearby depot that is 10km away.

It is becoming frustrating that third parties can move shit halfway across the planet and Australia Post struggles with the 'final mile' of delivery.


NEET 10/12/2021 (Tue) 23:25:05 [Preview] No.419373 del
>>419364
just checked my tracking
>Delivery expected
>Fri 15 – Wed 20 Oct*
I'll be very surprised if it's here on Friday, I'd say middle-late next week for me.


NEET 10/12/2021 (Tue) 23:25:11 [Preview] No.419374 del
>>419372
yeah fedex can get shit to me from seppo land in 5 days for a few dollars more than domestic postage here


NEET 10/12/2021 (Tue) 23:26:33 [Preview] No.419375 del
>>419371
I think it more shameful that people film others when they are not well and keep the videos up. Like that guy who jumped off that building in America and landed on a car alive. They kept filming him when he crawled off the roof and was on the ground in agony. I do not like this aspect of society at all.


NEET 10/12/2021 (Tue) 23:26:54 [Preview] No.419376 del
>>419373
>>Fri 15 – Wed 20 Oct*
WE ARE PARCEL BUDDIES AGAIN.
That too is my exact delivery date on that final package!


NEET 10/12/2021 (Tue) 23:29:20 [Preview] No.419377 del
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NEET 10/12/2021 (Tue) 23:56:01 [Preview] No.419378 del
Pidza time.


NEET 10/12/2021 (Tue) 23:57:28 [Preview] No.419379 del
>>419378
You need to state what pizza.


NEET 10/13/2021 (Wed) 00:03:53 [Preview] No.419380 del
>>419379
Sorry, a terrible mess. It is brands and BBQ octopus with chicken, BBQ and peanut sauce in parts. It is a half and half that came out like a land and sea meat combination that looks weird but tastes nice.


NEET 10/13/2021 (Wed) 00:04:18 [Preview] No.419381 del
>>419380
>brands
*prawns


NEET 10/13/2021 (Wed) 00:07:10 [Preview] No.419382 del
>>419380
A sickening congress, as of a pig and a chimp.


NEET 10/13/2021 (Wed) 00:07:56 [Preview] No.419383 del
(1.90 MB 498x498 bruh-puke.gif)


NEET 10/13/2021 (Wed) 00:08:12 [Preview] No.419384 del
>>419380
Homemade?


NEET 10/13/2021 (Wed) 00:11:21 [Preview] No.419385 del
>>419382
It's what the arse needs!

>>419384
No.


NEET 10/13/2021 (Wed) 00:12:14 [Preview] No.419386 del
Had a big wank/goon sesh last night and ruined my streak. I made fuck all progress on that report. Not much to do at this point but get back on the wagon I suppose. I am doing a bit for it now. I need to go into uni soon for a long lab session and then to the gym after that. I still have all of tomorrow free to finish it. I will have to finish it then or just hand it in half-finished which is obviously undesirable although it is only worth 6%. A considerable amount but not ruinous to do poorly on.
I'm a bit disappointed in myself for fucking up my nowank. I know the difference it makes is almost entirely a placebo which makes me feel better though. I am going to continue with my self improvement as though I didn't fuck it all up.


NEET 10/13/2021 (Wed) 00:13:45 [Preview] No.419387 del
html is a programming language and it’s how i learned to code. the T in STEM stands for tumblr


NEET 10/13/2021 (Wed) 00:14:30 [Preview] No.419388 del
>>419386
even though you had a wank, you're a million times better than monk


NEET 10/13/2021 (Wed) 00:15:44 [Preview] No.419389 del


NEET 10/13/2021 (Wed) 00:16:11 [Preview] No.419390 del
>>419386
>I know the difference it makes is almost entirely a placebo
It's not though. Not sinning makes things better. Not a placebo at all.


NEET 10/13/2021 (Wed) 00:17:03 [Preview] No.419391 del
>>419256
What went into the sauce?


NEET 10/13/2021 (Wed) 00:19:00 [Preview] No.419392 del
>>419385
Well it couldn't have been Dominos or Pizza Hut as they don't do octopus or peanut sauce. What store?


NEET 10/13/2021 (Wed) 00:21:29 [Preview] No.419393 del
Something as intelligent as an octopus should not be eaten.


NEET 10/13/2021 (Wed) 00:22:07 [Preview] No.419394 del
>>419383
That almost happened near the end.


NEET 10/13/2021 (Wed) 00:22:11 [Preview] No.419395 del
I just did a covid survey for uni.
One of the questions was about support for mandatory vaccination for all staff and students with the exception of those with medical reasons not to.


NEET 10/13/2021 (Wed) 00:23:04 [Preview] No.419396 del
>>419386
>A considerable amount but not ruinous to do poorly on.
That is what gets me sometimes. As long as you tick most of the boxes and make it readable it should be fine. Making it readable is key if they are reading hundreds of them.
Good luck.


NEET 10/13/2021 (Wed) 00:23:48 [Preview] No.419397 del
>>419395
>I just did a covid survey for uni.
Would've not done it. Gonna get shitlisted unless you answered it the way they wanted it.


NEET 10/13/2021 (Wed) 00:24:09 [Preview] No.419398 del
>>419392
Nearby Pizza joint. Local one, not a chain one. Food varies order from order.

>>419393
It was delicious.


NEET 10/13/2021 (Wed) 00:35:47 [Preview] No.419399 del
>>419398
I figured it would be an independent store. Now I'll be craving pizza all day.


NEET 10/13/2021 (Wed) 00:36:24 [Preview] No.419400 del
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NEET 10/13/2021 (Wed) 00:44:59 [Preview] No.419401 del
>>419399
get one with white onion on it


NEET 10/13/2021 (Wed) 00:47:43 [Preview] No.419402 del
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Morning. It's day 7 on the wagon for me.


NEET 10/13/2021 (Wed) 00:50:30 [Preview] No.419403 del
>>419298
I prefer the story of how condemned prisoners were taken by wagon to a pub/saloon for one last drink before getting back on the wagon and taken to the gallows.


NEET 10/13/2021 (Wed) 00:51:57 [Preview] No.419404 del
How are we going neets? Are wagon-neets still on the wagon?


NEET 10/13/2021 (Wed) 00:52:56 [Preview] No.419405 del
>>419403
I'd have just glassed my captors.


NEET 10/13/2021 (Wed) 00:53:33 [Preview] No.419406 del
>>419404
Today is day 13.


NEET 10/13/2021 (Wed) 00:54:25 [Preview] No.419407 del
>>419406
well done webby


NEET 10/13/2021 (Wed) 01:01:13 [Preview] No.419408 del
>>419402
>day 7 on the wagon for me.
>>419406
>Today is day 13.

Going well neets.


NEET 10/13/2021 (Wed) 01:01:26 [Preview] No.419409 del
>>419404
Another SApol issue just landed in my inbox. I'll have to plug in my work computer to try and fix it

Having a stubbie


NEET 10/13/2021 (Wed) 01:01:44 [Preview] No.419410 del
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>>419402
>>419406
Day 3 for me. I felt great for the first day and a half, as junk food drained from my body. Then the calorie shortage started hitting me, my body sperged out as it had to turn some my massive fat reserves into energy for the first time in a long time. The wagon rolls on.


NEET 10/13/2021 (Wed) 01:04:41 [Preview] No.419411 del
>>419409
>Having a stubbie
you are garbage
even nuro can last until the afternoon


NEET 10/13/2021 (Wed) 01:06:19 [Preview] No.419412 del
>>419411
He doesn't wank from home
Just having one (1) and then I'll have 8 standards tonight. Trailing the wagon in the boong cart


NEET 10/13/2021 (Wed) 01:07:00 [Preview] No.419413 del
>tfw not putting in an order for the new Landcruiser 300 Series


NEET 10/13/2021 (Wed) 01:08:48 [Preview] No.419414 del
Cute girl wants to match with me on Hinge
I'd love to chat with her and arrange a date but the tumorous beer gut is terribly unfair given the age of my photos. Disgraceful


NEET 10/13/2021 (Wed) 01:12:44 [Preview] No.419415 del
>>419414
Her photos are probably old too. Go for it or take a photo now and send it too her.


NEET 10/13/2021 (Wed) 01:13:40 [Preview] No.419416 del
>>419399
I apologise, I need to binge.


NEET 10/13/2021 (Wed) 01:15:50 [Preview] No.419417 del
>>419400
She will get a fine.

It will be continued to be used as a hostel.

It is true that McDonald's prefer the younger staff for cheaper ways. But the older staff in their 50s and 60s make that places work well. I have never had my order fuck up when served by an older employee.


NEET 10/13/2021 (Wed) 01:16:15 [Preview] No.419418 del
>>419402
Well done NEET.


NEET 10/13/2021 (Wed) 01:16:48 [Preview] No.419419 del
>>419402
Good afternoon NEET.


NEET 10/13/2021 (Wed) 01:17:11 [Preview] No.419420 del
>>419406
Congratulations NEET.

>>419410
Good job NEET.


NEET 10/13/2021 (Wed) 01:17:51 [Preview] No.419421 del
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>>419413
>starting at 90k


NEET 10/13/2021 (Wed) 01:18:27 [Preview] No.419422 del
>>419419
it's 9:18am in best australia


NEET 10/13/2021 (Wed) 01:20:31 [Preview] No.419423 del
>>419421
You didn't know that already? I thought it would be more given the current climate.


NEET 10/13/2021 (Wed) 01:20:47 [Preview] No.419424 del
>>419421
the amount of money these idiots pay for a 4wd shitbox is amazing
most of them never leave the bitumen and the owners have no fucking idea where they even are on the road relative to the lanes


NEET 10/13/2021 (Wed) 01:21:18 [Preview] No.419425 del
FUCKING WAGON RIDERS REEEEE


NEET 10/13/2021 (Wed) 01:22:17 [Preview] No.419426 del
A wagon just flew over my house.


NEET 10/13/2021 (Wed) 01:25:47 [Preview] No.419427 del
>>419424
yeah it's crazy. Imagine getting a car like that on finance. It would be crippling. Surely everyones not that rich.


NEET 10/13/2021 (Wed) 01:27:51 [Preview] No.419428 del
>>419414
Get a gut amputation.


NEET 10/13/2021 (Wed) 01:28:15 [Preview] No.419429 del
>>419427
Tradies with ABNs get some kind of write off.


NEET 10/13/2021 (Wed) 01:31:41 [Preview] No.419430 del
>>419424
>4wd shitbox is amazing
Proper 4WDs as V6 and V8 are nice.
Cross overs are more likely to be shitboxes.


NEET 10/13/2021 (Wed) 01:31:57 [Preview] No.419431 del
>>419426
To the moon?


NEET 10/13/2021 (Wed) 01:32:49 [Preview] No.419432 del
>>419427
yeah it's insane
I was looking at sedans in the $50k bracket and even the repayments on those are huge


NEET 10/13/2021 (Wed) 01:32:54 [Preview] No.419433 del
>>419414
Hook up with her anyway like a Chad.


NEET 10/13/2021 (Wed) 01:35:00 [Preview] No.419434 del
>>419425
>>419426
GET ON THE WAGON YOU MONGS


NEET 10/13/2021 (Wed) 01:35:14 [Preview] No.419435 del
>>419433
she's addicted to attention and anti-depressants, he's addicted to booze
it's a match made in heaven


NEET 10/13/2021 (Wed) 01:35:39 [Preview] No.419436 del
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>>419429
Also, DSP neets


NEET 10/13/2021 (Wed) 01:37:29 [Preview] No.419437 del
>>419435
>anti-depressants, he's addicted to booze
Both of the same. They should hook up. For at least a pump and dump to build up his big Chad energy again.


NEET 10/13/2021 (Wed) 01:40:33 [Preview] No.419438 del
>>419436
>Car tax concessions apply only to cars. For GST a car is a motor vehicle that can only carry:
>a load less than one tonne
>less than nine passengers.
no landcruiser
>Person's with a disability who are not a veteran, can't claim tax concessions if you:
>are not in gainful employment
have to have a job anyway


NEET 10/13/2021 (Wed) 01:49:57 [Preview] No.419439 del
>>419438
>no landcruiser
It is strange how those disgusting lifted Utes are often allowed under the scheme.


NEET 10/13/2021 (Wed) 02:02:50 [Preview] No.419440 del
I want to ride my bicycle
I want to ride my bike


NEET 10/13/2021 (Wed) 02:05:45 [Preview] No.419441 del
>>419417
Do the crime, do the time pay the fine.

What's the chance the place is owned by a chink?

A Maccas run just wouldn't be the same being served by geriatrics at the drive-thru.


NEET 10/13/2021 (Wed) 02:07:11 [Preview] No.419442 del
I have vacated the wagon. But at least I waited till midday.


NEET 10/13/2021 (Wed) 02:08:22 [Preview] No.419443 del
>>419439
>Utes
Can't believe some neets here don't support the working class australian man.


NEET 10/13/2021 (Wed) 02:09:02 [Preview] No.419444 del
>>419414
>Hinge
Never heard of it. Have no need for it or any other 'dating app'. Do zoomers still use Tinder?


NEET 10/13/2021 (Wed) 02:09:56 [Preview] No.419445 del
>>419402
What a handsome young man you are, truly destined for great things.


NEET 10/13/2021 (Wed) 02:10:41 [Preview] No.419446 del
>>419393
You are what you eat


NEET 10/13/2021 (Wed) 02:11:25 [Preview] No.419447 del
Might have dolphin soup for lunch


NEET 10/13/2021 (Wed) 02:12:22 [Preview] No.419448 del


NEET 10/13/2021 (Wed) 02:12:22 [Preview] No.419449 del
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NEET 10/13/2021 (Wed) 02:12:28 [Preview] No.419450 del
>>419445
Thankyou.


NEET 10/13/2021 (Wed) 02:13:02 [Preview] No.419451 del
>>419441
>What's the chance the place is owned by a chink?
Very high.

>served by geriatrics at the drive-thru.
Some of them banter with you unlike some of the younger staff that are often like drones that get stuck when the procedure fails. I have had an older staff member yell at the people to change an order, it was pretty based.


NEET 10/13/2021 (Wed) 02:13:47 [Preview] No.419452 del
>>419443
>>419443
Lifted utes driven by wagie ragies with DPF issues suck.


NEET 10/13/2021 (Wed) 02:14:26 [Preview] No.419453 del
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>>419441
Would you like fries with that neet.


NEET 10/13/2021 (Wed) 02:15:26 [Preview] No.419455 del
>>419447
Save me a flipper please.


NEET 10/13/2021 (Wed) 02:16:36 [Preview] No.419456 del
>>419455
>flipper
slotted turner


NEET 10/13/2021 (Wed) 02:18:11 [Preview] No.419457 del
>>419448
Based and mong pilled.


NEET 10/13/2021 (Wed) 02:30:40 [Preview] No.419458 del
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NEET 10/13/2021 (Wed) 02:31:14 [Preview] No.419459 del
>>419458
I have not had Shapes for so long.


NEET 10/13/2021 (Wed) 02:32:46 [Preview] No.419460 del
>>419456
You looking for trouble?


NEET 10/13/2021 (Wed) 02:34:16 [Preview] No.419461 del
>>419454
>totally unrecognizable
The paparazzi didn't seem to have a hard time recognising the second breakfasted


NEET 10/13/2021 (Wed) 02:37:32 [Preview] No.419462 del
>>419451
> younger staff that are often like drones
I get that but when you manage to strike a young qt 3.14 with a friendly disposition and who smiles at you it just makes the food taste that much better.


NEET 10/13/2021 (Wed) 02:49:56 [Preview] No.419463 del
>>419462
Would like to manage a young qt 3.14, and punish her severely whenever she gets an order wrong.


NEET 10/13/2021 (Wed) 02:52:52 [Preview] No.419464 del
Crippling covered in curry


NEET 10/13/2021 (Wed) 02:55:40 [Preview] No.419465 del
Tickle / scratching my face with a knife


NEET 10/13/2021 (Wed) 02:59:32 [Preview] No.419466 del
>>419464
Go for a walk if the weather is nice.

>>419465
Why a knife?


NEET 10/13/2021 (Wed) 03:01:57 [Preview] No.419467 del
>>419443
>the working class australian man


NEET 10/13/2021 (Wed) 03:07:42 [Preview] No.419468 del
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NEET 10/13/2021 (Wed) 03:11:00 [Preview] No.419469 del
Garn hava month off to NEET


NEET 10/13/2021 (Wed) 03:11:06 [Preview] No.419470 del
>>419468
Did he call him a troll?


NEET 10/13/2021 (Wed) 03:11:45 [Preview] No.419471 del
>>419469
Sounds like a nice garn?


NEET 10/13/2021 (Wed) 03:13:08 [Preview] No.419472 del
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Can't remember if I posted this already. But China is now threating further 'trade sanctions' because of it.


NEET 10/13/2021 (Wed) 03:14:53 [Preview] No.419473 del
Howdy NEEToes, how's it going?

>>419472
They are big babies.


NEET 10/13/2021 (Wed) 03:15:21 [Preview] No.419474 del
>>419470
That screenie is from a channel that makes edits of his streams with random comments displayed. 99.9% of the time Cobes will ignore the sidechat on his streams. That .1% is the saying hello to his moderators when they show up.


NEET 10/13/2021 (Wed) 03:15:28 [Preview] No.419475 del
>>419472
Good, the less trade with the chinks, the better. Based tones.


NEET 10/13/2021 (Wed) 03:18:54 [Preview] No.419476 del
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NEET 10/13/2021 (Wed) 03:19:56 [Preview] No.419477 del
>>419469
Show some ambition you loser, make it a decade.


NEET 10/13/2021 (Wed) 03:20:30 [Preview] No.419478 del
>>419473
Neets are all on the wagon, except for one mong. You joining us?


NEET 10/13/2021 (Wed) 03:21:46 [Preview] No.419479 del


NEET 10/13/2021 (Wed) 03:22:16 [Preview] No.419480 del
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>>419375
>Like that guy who jumped off that building in America and landed on a car alive. They kept filming him when he crawled off the roof and was on the ground in agony


NEET 10/13/2021 (Wed) 03:23:11 [Preview] No.419481 del
>>419478
two mongs*


NEET 10/13/2021 (Wed) 03:26:51 [Preview] No.419482 del
Just read the email. Not sure if legit. Don't want the popo knocking on my door over an onion.


NEET 10/13/2021 (Wed) 03:30:08 [Preview] No.419483 del
>>419481
three mongs*


NEET 10/13/2021 (Wed) 03:30:23 [Preview] No.419484 del
>>419472
Yes, but not the update about trade sanctions. They made fun of him on one of their papers calling him a disaster of sorts.


NEET 10/13/2021 (Wed) 03:30:40 [Preview] No.419485 del
>>419473
Good afternoon NEET. Well, yourself?


NEET 10/13/2021 (Wed) 03:31:20 [Preview] No.419486 del
>>419485
Just fine.


NEET 10/13/2021 (Wed) 03:31:24 [Preview] No.419487 del
>>419476
Funny the comments are becoming more insightful.


NEET 10/13/2021 (Wed) 03:31:41 [Preview] No.419488 del
>>419482
What are you talking about the email?


NEET 10/13/2021 (Wed) 03:32:18 [Preview] No.419489 del
>>419482
>>419488
Why did they even want to contact you?
You have posted that email address before.


NEET 10/13/2021 (Wed) 03:33:19 [Preview] No.419490 del
Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaasss.

More Powah !


NEET 10/13/2021 (Wed) 03:35:01 [Preview] No.419491 del
>>419490
Based and whizz pilled.


NEET 10/13/2021 (Wed) 03:35:47 [Preview] No.419492 del
>>419490
Make sure you test the voltage, don't want a dud.


NEET 10/13/2021 (Wed) 03:37:32 [Preview] No.419493 del
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NEET 10/13/2021 (Wed) 03:37:42 [Preview] No.419494 del
Went to the bee keeping shop and got some McDolans


NEET 10/13/2021 (Wed) 03:40:05 [Preview] No.419495 del
The schitz'n from last night has endured into the day.


NEET 10/13/2021 (Wed) 03:40:29 [Preview] No.419496 del
>>419490
Many bothans died to bring us this


NEET 10/13/2021 (Wed) 03:42:44 [Preview] No.419497 del
>>419493
Gotta keep that GDP rising baby.


NEET 10/13/2021 (Wed) 03:48:34 [Preview] No.419498 del
>>419496
ligma bothans


NEET 10/13/2021 (Wed) 03:48:55 [Preview] No.419499 del
Feel like going to get 2 bottles of wine


NEET 10/13/2021 (Wed) 03:50:22 [Preview] No.419500 del
>>419493
Think I might jump off the wagon and hit the bottle.


NEET 10/13/2021 (Wed) 03:52:41 [Preview] No.419501 del
True freedom is shitting your pants in public.


NEET 10/13/2021 (Wed) 03:53:08 [Preview] No.419502 del
>>419308
Nuro considered employing the services of a PR firm to curate his online image once.
>>419313
Spastics rolls off the tongue better. But mongs is a term that feel like it's ours, I'll give you that.
>>419314
All the virus stuff has gotten old so people need to find a new thing to get all hyped up about.
>>419331
Not sure about banner cycling.
>>419368
>ETA is currently listed as 19 October.
>This is a city you can drive across in 45 minutes.
That's AusPost for ya.
>>419386
>only worth 6%
I wouldn't worry about it too much then.
>>419391
Mango, fresh chili, paprika, chili powder, lime juice and tumeric.
>>419414
>Hinge
Never gave that one a shot, Bumble and Tinder went nowhere for me so I'm sure it would be just another waste of time and sanity if I did.
>>419424
The LandCruiser is no shitbox.
>>419435
hehe.
>>419458
The people are right, Chicken Crimpy is the best flavour.
18 degrees today in Shitbourne, think I need to go easy on the junk food for a little while, the gut has made a bit of a reappearance. Should be able to get rid of it with a bit of better eating and more frequent jogs.


NEET 10/13/2021 (Wed) 03:54:36 [Preview] No.419503 del
>>419501
> pants
dress


NEET 10/13/2021 (Wed) 03:58:45 [Preview] No.419504 del
>>419471
Best Garn. Might not come back.


NEET 10/13/2021 (Wed) 04:00:30 [Preview] No.419505 del
>>419477
I've done that, dsp bux supported all.
Bet I was better at neeting than any of you, didn't even need a doc cert.


NEET 10/13/2021 (Wed) 04:01:14 [Preview] No.419506 del
>>419490
See you in an hour bitch


NEET 10/13/2021 (Wed) 04:01:15 [Preview] No.419507 del
>>419483
four mongs*


NEET 10/13/2021 (Wed) 04:02:15 [Preview] No.419508 del
>>419501
Last I heard that's not illegal so freedom baby!


NEET 10/13/2021 (Wed) 04:02:51 [Preview] No.419509 del
>>419494
Cool, I'd really like updates and photos please


NEET 10/13/2021 (Wed) 04:04:05 [Preview] No.419510 del
>>419493
Yeah we all know (((who))) came here after WW2.


NEET 10/13/2021 (Wed) 04:04:35 [Preview] No.419511 del
>>419510
Fuck Greeks


NEET 10/13/2021 (Wed) 04:05:05 [Preview] No.419512 del
>>419502
>Chicken Crimpy is the best flavour.
You can binge on them.


NEET 10/13/2021 (Wed) 04:05:16 [Preview] No.419513 del
>>419494
Howdy Bruce, how's thangs?


NEET 10/13/2021 (Wed) 04:05:22 [Preview] No.419514 del
>>419509
I am mong, I didn't understand what he was talking about, I thought he went to a bee shop to get mcdonalds.


NEET 10/13/2021 (Wed) 04:06:42 [Preview] No.419515 del
>>419499
I'm about to go get a cask of De Bortoli. 'The Wagon' may as well be an aboriginal rock painting at this point.


NEET 10/13/2021 (Wed) 04:12:37 [Preview] No.419516 del
>>419502
>Mango, fresh chili, paprika, chili powder, lime juice and tumeric
Elaborate on the 'mango' please. Fresh, dried???

>Tinder went nowhere for me
Closest I got to a hookup was with a blonde-haired tranny. Asked 'her' out to the movies and never heard back.

>The LandCruiser is no shitbox
The point was being able to afford such things. Which I currently don't. If I owned one I'd probably never take it off-road either, except to a beach where it'd most likely end up in the ocean due to a complete lack of 4WD experience.


NEET 10/13/2021 (Wed) 04:12:43 [Preview] No.419517 del
>>419502
Get on the diet wagon spergo.


NEET 10/13/2021 (Wed) 04:13:34 [Preview] No.419518 del
>>419510
Actually there were lots of jews here even before that - WW1 general John Monash, for instance.


NEET 10/13/2021 (Wed) 04:14:43 [Preview] No.419519 del
The one in yellow got my little fellow, questioning my alliegience to the WHITE race.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=kaOyn0ZeXxg [Embed]


NEET 10/13/2021 (Wed) 04:17:09 [Preview] No.419520 del
I know makeup has a lot to do with it but damn she looks so stunningly beautiful. And she was such a slut in the moofie Knock Knock (2015).

https://youtube.com/watch?v=U325CgfUwqs [Embed]


NEET 10/13/2021 (Wed) 04:20:51 [Preview] No.419521 del
>>419520
shes got that slit that can breathe life back into a bloke


NEET 10/13/2021 (Wed) 04:21:28 [Preview] No.419522 del
TWISTING UNDER SCHIZOPHRENIA
FALLING DEEP IN TO DEMENTIA


NEET 10/13/2021 (Wed) 04:30:41 [Preview] No.419523 del
Garn local hardware store* for a square file. Then to the booze house for a liquid feed. IT'S WHAT I NEED.

* BO why did you spoiler that virgin blowjob pic?


NEET 10/13/2021 (Wed) 04:35:30 [Preview] No.419524 del
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1. NOTHING WRONG WITH ME
2. NOTHING WRONG WITH ME


NEET 10/13/2021 (Wed) 04:38:44 [Preview] No.419525 del
>>419520
Shes the best looking actress around I'd say


NEET 10/13/2021 (Wed) 04:38:51 [Preview] No.419526 del
>>419512
You can, with salted cashews and coke.
>>419516
>Elaborate on the 'mango' please. Fresh, dried???
Fresh.
>Closest I got to a hookup was with a blonde-haired tranny. Asked 'her' out to the movies and never heard back.
Oh man..
>The point was being able to afford such things. Which I currently don't
Fair enough.
>>419517
That's the plan, the piss consumption is at reasonable levels so I see no need to tinker with that, but the food needs improving.


NEET 10/13/2021 (Wed) 04:40:51 [Preview] No.419527 del
>>419525
I wouldn't know, don't watch new shit.


NEET 10/13/2021 (Wed) 04:42:00 [Preview] No.419528 del
>>419523
>that virgin blowjob pic?
>4. Pornographic images and images containing nudity or near-nudity of a sexual nature must always be spoilered.


NEET 10/13/2021 (Wed) 04:42:16 [Preview] No.419529 del
>>419513
I am not Bruce. I am Weber.


NEET 10/13/2021 (Wed) 04:44:22 [Preview] No.419530 del
Appointment at the mong doc secured for Friday arvo, perfect time to start detoxing with benzos.
Gives me an excuse to boong it up until then


NEET 10/13/2021 (Wed) 04:47:26 [Preview] No.419531 del
>>419530
You're gonna tell the doc you drank heavily prior to the appointment RIGHT?


NEET 10/13/2021 (Wed) 04:47:54 [Preview] No.419532 del
>>419530
>detoxing
To zero standards?

>Gives me an excuse to boong it up until then
Every time you do, you miss the appointment. You once had a scheme with so many alarms and it all fell apart.


NEET 10/13/2021 (Wed) 04:57:16 [Preview] No.419533 del
Ausneets - rejected by trannies


NEET 10/13/2021 (Wed) 04:58:20 [Preview] No.419534 del
>>419533
If you became a tranny would you want a neet?


NEET 10/13/2021 (Wed) 05:06:39 [Preview] No.419535 del
It's a beautiful day
But I'm scared to go out
Because of solar flares


NEET 10/13/2021 (Wed) 05:10:35 [Preview] No.419536 del
>>419535
Bring a stick with you.


NEET 10/13/2021 (Wed) 05:15:39 [Preview] No.419537 del
>>419531
I managed to get the 3:30 spot, I was worried I might not make the 10:30

>>419532
>To zero standards?
Thats the plan. Sober weight loss wagon


NEET 10/13/2021 (Wed) 05:19:02 [Preview] No.419538 del
>>419537
>I managed to get the 3:30 spot
What if at that time your body drives you straight to Dan's?


NEET 10/13/2021 (Wed) 05:25:10 [Preview] No.419539 del
>>419538
I'm confident I will be enthusiastic and driven after webbys weigh in


NEET 10/13/2021 (Wed) 05:25:48 [Preview] No.419540 del
>>419539
I wish you luck then.


NEET 10/13/2021 (Wed) 05:29:14 [Preview] No.419541 del
>132kg
Could be worse I guess


NEET 10/13/2021 (Wed) 05:34:48 [Preview] No.419542 del
>>419530
Make sure you stick to the plan, the moment you are stinging for a standard, put a benzo down your gob.


NEET 10/13/2021 (Wed) 05:43:13 [Preview] No.419543 del
Nearly 5 o'clock neets. Have you achieved anything today?


NEET 10/13/2021 (Wed) 05:47:20 [Preview] No.419544 del
I saved one of the two Mondster cans I purchased this morning for tomorrow's breakkie


NEET 10/13/2021 (Wed) 05:49:41 [Preview] No.419545 del
>>419543
Replied to one (1) ticket, explained something related to SMTP to a new guy and finally put my work laptop on the charger.


NEET 10/13/2021 (Wed) 05:54:09 [Preview] No.419547 del
>>419541
Is that slightly less than last time?

>>419543
Not too much.

>>419544
That's a good achievement.

>>419545
Pumping through the work.


NEET 10/13/2021 (Wed) 05:55:32 [Preview] No.419548 del
>>419546
God these people are insane.


NEET 10/13/2021 (Wed) 05:55:59 [Preview] No.419549 del
>>419547
It's less than it was at the start of the year, but still, you know, morbidly obese.


NEET 10/13/2021 (Wed) 05:56:25 [Preview] No.419550 del
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NEET 10/13/2021 (Wed) 05:57:13 [Preview] No.419551 del
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33 minutes and I can go to bed


NEET 10/13/2021 (Wed) 05:57:52 [Preview] No.419552 del
>>419543
Not yet, have to take the bins out later.


NEET 10/13/2021 (Wed) 06:00:51 [Preview] No.419553 del
Thinking about buying Stellaris. Any of you NEETs played it?


NEET 10/13/2021 (Wed) 06:01:34 [Preview] No.419554 del
>>419551
Goodnight neet.


NEET 10/13/2021 (Wed) 06:03:04 [Preview] No.419555 del
>Stellaris is a 4X grand strategy video game
Never heard those terms. I'm out of the loop.


NEET 10/13/2021 (Wed) 06:04:39 [Preview] No.419556 del
>>419526
>Fresh
Based. Were you following a recipe or did you just wing it? I know from watching American Youtube vids on chicken they are big on mango chilli sauces/marinades.

>Oh man..
Well you're right about the 'man' part. Beggars can't be choosers right...

>>419525
If I had to pick a top 3 of current Hollywood hoes off the top me head I'd say, Jennifer Lawrence, ADA, and (((Gal Gadot)))


NEET 10/13/2021 (Wed) 06:05:33 [Preview] No.419557 del
>>419553
Yeah, used to play it all day, every day, back in 2017-2019. Thankfully I stopped. Sometimes I still miss it.
>>419555
Just what exactly do you with your day if you don't spend it playing vidya neet?


NEET 10/13/2021 (Wed) 06:07:04 [Preview] No.419558 del
>>419537
>Thats the plan. Sober weight loss wagon
Best of luck. But may I suggest while you're still working you take out a funeral plan for yourself?


NEET 10/13/2021 (Wed) 06:11:15 [Preview] No.419559 del
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>>419557
>Just what exactly do you with your day if you don't spend it playing vidya neet?
also youtube and scroolling 4chan


NEET 10/13/2021 (Wed) 06:12:04 [Preview] No.419560 del
>>419549
Keep working at it bit by bit.


NEET 10/13/2021 (Wed) 06:12:19 [Preview] No.419561 del
>>419550
I don't get these posts.


NEET 10/13/2021 (Wed) 06:13:39 [Preview] No.419562 del
>>419546
Known about this shite for a while but the whole cross becoming upside down(ie Satanic) when drinking never occurred.

>>419548
Yeah imagine thinking a group of people who consider everyone else as animals would conspire against us with products detrimental to our health. Take your meds GOY.


NEET 10/13/2021 (Wed) 06:16:12 [Preview] No.419563 del
>>419313
>the posts you miss
I read that, it doesn't answer my question.


NEET 10/13/2021 (Wed) 06:19:01 [Preview] No.419565 del
>>419535
A NEET said that the moon will save you.


NEET 10/13/2021 (Wed) 06:20:05 [Preview] No.419566 del
garn boong


NEET 10/13/2021 (Wed) 06:20:25 [Preview] No.419567 del
>>419563
The answer was banners can only be added.


NEET 10/13/2021 (Wed) 06:21:21 [Preview] No.419568 del
Three ANZAC biscuits are going straight to my arse.


NEET 10/13/2021 (Wed) 06:21:51 [Preview] No.419569 del
Fangin for a dart


NEET 10/13/2021 (Wed) 06:23:26 [Preview] No.419570 del
(580.31 KB 720x406 nice.webm)


NEET 10/13/2021 (Wed) 06:24:12 [Preview] No.419571 del
>>419568
Poor choice. If you're gonna binge, get something nicer.


NEET 10/13/2021 (Wed) 06:24:59 [Preview] No.419572 del
>>419571
I need the roughage.


NEET 10/13/2021 (Wed) 06:31:00 [Preview] No.419573 del
>>419551
Good night NEET. Sleep tight.


NEET 10/13/2021 (Wed) 06:32:34 [Preview] No.419574 del
Payday tomorrow


NEET 10/13/2021 (Wed) 06:34:06 [Preview] No.419575 del
>>419574
shout me a zinger box?


NEET 10/13/2021 (Wed) 06:34:54 [Preview] No.419576 del


NEET 10/13/2021 (Wed) 06:35:25 [Preview] No.419577 del
(((they are very cunning)))


NEET 10/13/2021 (Wed) 06:35:57 [Preview] No.419578 del
>>419575
Yeah why not

>>419576
Last time I'm seeing your green cunt face for the rest of the year


NEET 10/13/2021 (Wed) 06:36:44 [Preview] No.419579 del
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NEET 10/13/2021 (Wed) 06:37:16 [Preview] No.419580 del
How many standards you up to monk?


NEET 10/13/2021 (Wed) 06:38:04 [Preview] No.419581 del
(1.04 MB 2080x1560 Hams.jpg)
The hams are out early
Just like choc eggs come out months before Easter


NEET 10/13/2021 (Wed) 06:40:28 [Preview] No.419582 del
>>419580
I've had 1 stubbie, 1 red top longneck, and am on my second glass of red. Started at midday-ish I think.


NEET 10/13/2021 (Wed) 06:40:34 [Preview] No.419583 del
>>419581
They are out early. I remember they were talking some bullshit about a meat shortage this Christmas on this news last week.


NEET 10/13/2021 (Wed) 06:40:41 [Preview] No.419584 del
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Pizza is in, one on the left is the DE NERO, beef,pepperoni,baby spinach,red onion and prawns.
One on the right is the Meat Gourmet, ham,ground beef smoked pepperoni and smokey bacon on bbq sauce.
$41 delivered with the $7 voucher I had.Should get 4 meals out of them.


NEET 10/13/2021 (Wed) 06:42:10 [Preview] No.419585 del
>>419568
>going straight to my arse.
We all do.


NEET 10/13/2021 (Wed) 06:43:40 [Preview] No.419586 del
>>419584
damn they look good


NEET 10/13/2021 (Wed) 06:44:00 [Preview] No.419587 del
>BBQ sauce >>419383


NEET 10/13/2021 (Wed) 06:48:22 [Preview] No.419588 del
>>419584
Lovely feed. You presented your pidza and post well.


NEET 10/13/2021 (Wed) 06:48:29 [Preview] No.419589 del
>>419584
Not bad. I got one last night while boonged, now my savings account is overdrawn and I can't do laundry
Fug :DDD


NEET 10/13/2021 (Wed) 06:49:02 [Preview] No.419590 del


NEET 10/13/2021 (Wed) 06:49:16 [Preview] No.419591 del
>>419574
me too


NEET 10/13/2021 (Wed) 06:50:26 [Preview] No.419592 del
>>419587
With the peanut sauce in parts on my pidza, not his and that was mixed with prawns and BBQ octopus.


NEET 10/13/2021 (Wed) 06:50:33 [Preview] No.419593 del


NEET 10/13/2021 (Wed) 06:50:48 [Preview] No.419594 del


NEET 10/13/2021 (Wed) 06:51:45 [Preview] No.419595 del
>>419589
Wash the essentials while you have a shower and just hang them up to dry.


NEET 10/13/2021 (Wed) 06:51:52 [Preview] No.419596 del
>>419582
So yet again you lied >>419412


NEET 10/13/2021 (Wed) 06:52:27 [Preview] No.419597 del
Going for a long walk bros.


NEET 10/13/2021 (Wed) 06:53:22 [Preview] No.419598 del
>>419597
Be careful out there neet.


NEET 10/13/2021 (Wed) 06:54:05 [Preview] No.419599 del
>>419596
I'm not sure if lie is the technical word, but yes


NEET 10/13/2021 (Wed) 06:56:25 [Preview] No.419600 del
lie [ˈlī]
verb

1. to make an untrue statement with intent to deceive
2. to create a false or misleading impression

Monk lied.


NEET 10/13/2021 (Wed) 07:03:11 [Preview] No.419601 del
Got my loonix box working. Comfy window management.

>>419600
You sound like my ex now


NEET 10/13/2021 (Wed) 07:06:50 [Preview] No.419602 del
>>419556
>Were you following a recipe or did you just wing it?
Just winged it.
>Beggars can't be choosers right...
Not a good mentality to have if you ask me, you have to have standards, even if they're very low you still have to have them, then again what do I know.
>>419574
Buy me a six pack would you?
>>419581
I saw some mince pies on display at woolies yesterday.
Went to the Westfield to pick some shit up for mummybot, walking through the shops covered in curry the fuck out of me for some reason, going to go for a jog, hopefully that will lift my mood a bit.


NEET 10/13/2021 (Wed) 07:07:21 [Preview] No.419603 del
>>419600
Thank you, excellent word for the week.


NEET 10/13/2021 (Wed) 07:07:29 [Preview] No.419604 del
>>419600
I thought the word was presented earlier >>419354
Is someone lying to me?


NEET 10/13/2021 (Wed) 07:12:13 [Preview] No.419605 del
>>419589
>now my savings account is overdrawn and I can't do laundry

Sure seems like winning to me


NEET 10/13/2021 (Wed) 07:12:39 [Preview] No.419606 del
What have we come to as a society, when a NEET can't even wash his cumdies.


NEET 10/13/2021 (Wed) 07:16:25 [Preview] No.419607 del
Got the meats out for a cook-up. 'Best before' the 10th but that's for pussies. Real mean eat slightly rotten meat. I've got snags and patties. You neets feel like a snizzle or a boig? I got onion, sauerkraut, bacon, tomato and mustard sauce, pickles, jalapeno just to name a few condoms.


NEET 10/13/2021 (Wed) 07:16:54 [Preview] No.419608 del
made a pepe mug of chicken noodle soup and put a garlic bread in the oven


NEET 10/13/2021 (Wed) 07:18:38 [Preview] No.419609 del
>>419606
In the river?


NEET 10/13/2021 (Wed) 07:19:07 [Preview] No.419610 del
>>419607
Living dangerously.

>>419608
Living delightfully.


NEET 10/13/2021 (Wed) 07:20:31 [Preview] No.419611 del
A yakult a day keeps the boong away


NEET 10/13/2021 (Wed) 07:21:01 [Preview] No.419612 del
>>419567
I didn't miss your post.


NEET 10/13/2021 (Wed) 07:21:42 [Preview] No.419613 del
>>419584
Yummo, big feed.


NEET 10/13/2021 (Wed) 07:22:34 [Preview] No.419614 del
It's been too long since we saw a proper boongin from Cruisedog


NEET 10/13/2021 (Wed) 07:22:51 [Preview] No.419615 del
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NEET 10/13/2021 (Wed) 07:24:43 [Preview] No.419616 del
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NEET 10/13/2021 (Wed) 07:25:55 [Preview] No.419617 del
>>419571
I dislike this sort of NEETlyfe culture.
When I was NEET, I'd eat on $50 a fortnight, and only binge on toastie tosties.
Possum took me shopping and would only eat the barossa kabana, I was going to get more for a better price but it wasn't good enough quality.
I bet he hated the yiros I got him.
The cost/satisfaction scale doesn't exist with decadent NEETs.
Only the finest of feeds will suffice their bariatric lifestyles.


NEET 10/13/2021 (Wed) 07:26:12 [Preview] No.419618 del
>>419574
pay day to day


NEET 10/13/2021 (Wed) 07:26:20 [Preview] No.419619 del
>sure seems like winning to me

You never showed up, you big pussy cat you


NEET 10/13/2021 (Wed) 07:26:39 [Preview] No.419620 del
>>419577
They score free zinger box's


NEET 10/13/2021 (Wed) 07:27:01 [Preview] No.419621 del
>>419581
Can I have a ham.


NEET 10/13/2021 (Wed) 07:27:41 [Preview] No.419622 del
>>419584
that looks like a decadentNEET feed.


NEET 10/13/2021 (Wed) 07:27:52 [Preview] No.419623 del
>>419617
Then you sold out and got an airfryer.


NEET 10/13/2021 (Wed) 07:30:29 [Preview] No.419624 del
>>419619
Based.


NEET 10/13/2021 (Wed) 07:32:43 [Preview] No.419625 del
>>419619
Basado


NEET 10/13/2021 (Wed) 07:33:21 [Preview] No.419626 del
>>419616
I like that cup.

>decadent NEETs.
DSP tier NEETs are a class above.


NEET 10/13/2021 (Wed) 07:33:42 [Preview] No.419627 del
>>419607
I'll have two schniz with all the condoms please.


NEET 10/13/2021 (Wed) 07:33:49 [Preview] No.419628 del
>>419619
Stanley is looking good.


NEET 10/13/2021 (Wed) 07:33:56 [Preview] No.419629 del
Might go get some darts.
Fuck it, getting my life together on Friday.


NEET 10/13/2021 (Wed) 07:35:12 [Preview] No.419630 del
>>419615
I'd cover him in lactobacillus casel.


NEET 10/13/2021 (Wed) 07:36:21 [Preview] No.419631 del
>>419619
well hauled


NEET 10/13/2021 (Wed) 07:37:55 [Preview] No.419632 del
>>419627
Getting longer.


NEET 10/13/2021 (Wed) 07:38:19 [Preview] No.419633 del
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NEET 10/13/2021 (Wed) 07:39:10 [Preview] No.419634 del
>>419614
I am being a boong daily but I am keeping it together


NEET 10/13/2021 (Wed) 07:39:33 [Preview] No.419635 del
>>419633
Could I please have a quarter of a slice.


NEET 10/13/2021 (Wed) 07:40:08 [Preview] No.419636 del
>>419635
sure thing


NEET 10/13/2021 (Wed) 07:40:17 [Preview] No.419637 del
>>419623
I still use the cost/satisfaction scale, the satisfaction just went up.


NEET 10/13/2021 (Wed) 07:40:27 [Preview] No.419638 del
>>419630
Sounds sensual.


NEET 10/13/2021 (Wed) 07:41:16 [Preview] No.419639 del
Half a box of Aldi fruity loops down the hatch.


NEET 10/13/2021 (Wed) 07:41:23 [Preview] No.419640 del
>>419636
Thank you.


NEET 10/13/2021 (Wed) 07:41:54 [Preview] No.419641 del
>>419639
To the arse?


NEET 10/13/2021 (Wed) 07:46:54 [Preview] No.419642 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=ST76BxxMiA8 [Embed]


NEET 10/13/2021 (Wed) 07:49:18 [Preview] No.419643 del
>>419633
Fatherbot made that bread board in Year 8 or 9. So 1963/1964.


NEET 10/13/2021 (Wed) 07:51:23 [Preview] No.419644 del
>>419643
Is the paint original?


NEET 10/13/2021 (Wed) 07:51:31 [Preview] No.419645 del
>>419584
> DE NURO

BASED


NEET 10/13/2021 (Wed) 07:52:09 [Preview] No.419646 del
>>419644
yeah original canary yellow lead paint


NEET 10/13/2021 (Wed) 07:52:47 [Preview] No.419647 del
>>419619
>GREEN MERSEY VALLEY

you are simply not going to make it mayte


NEET 10/13/2021 (Wed) 07:54:28 [Preview] No.419648 del
>>419632
ayo so why the fuck have you not dleted the ones i requested ??


NEET 10/13/2021 (Wed) 07:58:36 [Preview] No.419649 del
>>419648
you pissy little bitch


NEET 10/13/2021 (Wed) 07:59:14 [Preview] No.419650 del
wow just look at that news cycle today....

i almost pitty them


NEET 10/13/2021 (Wed) 08:00:49 [Preview] No.419651 del
>>419649
squeaky wheel gets the grease. this is a fact.


NEET 10/13/2021 (Wed) 08:05:47 [Preview] No.419652 del
>>419648
They can only be added.


NEET 10/13/2021 (Wed) 08:06:09 [Preview] No.419653 del
>>419597
On a short pier?
I hope not


NEET 10/13/2021 (Wed) 08:07:21 [Preview] No.419654 del
>>419650
Oof. Now that's one teen Nuro will never creepshot.


NEET 10/13/2021 (Wed) 08:10:19 [Preview] No.419655 del
>>419617
>Possum took me shopping
No he didn't. No one took you anywhere because Possum ISN'T REAL.


NEET 10/13/2021 (Wed) 08:10:28 [Preview] No.419656 del
>>419641
Two tendie wraps to follow but still feel the need.


NEET 10/13/2021 (Wed) 08:11:28 [Preview] No.419657 del
>>419655
Are you beuing a boong cunt?


NEET 10/13/2021 (Wed) 08:12:03 [Preview] No.419658 del
>>419652
Monk lied.


NEET 10/13/2021 (Wed) 08:12:57 [Preview] No.419659 del
Weber hates Monk.


NEET 10/13/2021 (Wed) 08:13:56 [Preview] No.419660 del
Boong belly is getting big enough that if I slap a flat hand on my belly button it makes an instrumental sound

>>419659
A long known such case


NEET 10/13/2021 (Wed) 08:14:10 [Preview] No.419661 del
>>419658
Rule 14c


NEET 10/13/2021 (Wed) 08:14:43 [Preview] No.419662 del
>>419660
>sound
Out your bum?
Stop slapping so hard.


NEET 10/13/2021 (Wed) 08:15:24 [Preview] No.419663 del
>>419661
your a cunt


NEET 10/13/2021 (Wed) 08:16:29 [Preview] No.419664 del
>>419663
I know


NEET 10/13/2021 (Wed) 08:17:00 [Preview] No.419665 del
>>419624
>>419625
>>419631
You know it!

>>419561
>>419628

>>419647
Was going to get the pickled onion flavour when I remembered I got a whole jar of the cunts. Same with pickled jalapeno too but whatever. There was some other cunt beside me so had to get out the aisle quickly before words were spoken. Your pussy arse never showed up


NEET 10/13/2021 (Wed) 08:17:47 [Preview] No.419666 del
>>419651
Big torsional load?


NEET 10/13/2021 (Wed) 08:18:38 [Preview] No.419667 del


NEET 10/13/2021 (Wed) 08:18:47 [Preview] No.419668 del
Why am I still using the 'Downs' flag. It makes no sense. I was expecting a pic of that downie the dick poster used to spam.


NEET 10/13/2021 (Wed) 08:18:59 [Preview] No.419669 del
>>419665
That's not your flag.


NEET 10/13/2021 (Wed) 08:19:14 [Preview] No.419670 del
Reminds me of the Westpac logo


NEET 10/13/2021 (Wed) 08:20:41 [Preview] No.419671 del
>>419668
I thought we were playing fun be a cunt flag postering, but it was just a cunt using monks.
I'm not playing anymore.
I bet monk thinks I was being mean on purpose.


NEET 10/13/2021 (Wed) 08:24:01 [Preview] No.419672 del
Walked 6.21 kilometres


NEET 10/13/2021 (Wed) 08:25:19 [Preview] No.419673 del
Wait, nuro and some other neet arranged to meet in the public toilet somewhere to further develop their friendship? What happened?


NEET 10/13/2021 (Wed) 08:27:47 [Preview] No.419674 del
>>419673
>What happened?
Monk lied.


NEET 10/13/2021 (Wed) 08:29:43 [Preview] No.419675 del
>>419661
I believe you're the first NEET to reference that rule since it's introduction.


NEET 10/13/2021 (Wed) 08:30:00 [Preview] No.419676 del
>>419672
Well walked.


NEET 10/13/2021 (Wed) 08:30:40 [Preview] No.419677 del
>>419667
I am in bed now. Hopefully I remember tomorrow.


NEET 10/13/2021 (Wed) 08:31:37 [Preview] No.419678 del
>>419675
No, it has been mentioned before.


NEET 10/13/2021 (Wed) 08:33:10 [Preview] No.419679 del
Cruisey and Webber are a pair of bullies, discussing their tactics in their private discord


NEET 10/13/2021 (Wed) 08:33:29 [Preview] No.419680 del
>>419672
Well done m8


NEET 10/13/2021 (Wed) 08:35:24 [Preview] No.419681 del
>>419677
>I am in bed now.
I'll be in shortly and tuck you in.


NEET 10/13/2021 (Wed) 08:43:06 [Preview] No.419682 del
>>419681
Thank you.


NEET 10/13/2021 (Wed) 08:47:31 [Preview] No.419683 del
Shitey would be disappointed in me


NEET 10/13/2021 (Wed) 08:53:59 [Preview] No.419684 del
Captain's Table Water Crackers Cracked Black Pepper 125g are very peppery.


NEET 10/13/2021 (Wed) 09:00:13 [Preview] No.419685 del
>>419684
Makes me want to eat a pepper pie thinking about it.


NEET 10/13/2021 (Wed) 09:02:07 [Preview] No.419686 del
>>419685
Get one for breakky.


NEET 10/13/2021 (Wed) 09:08:51 [Preview] No.419687 del
Might be time for a menthol keif joint


NEET 10/13/2021 (Wed) 09:09:03 [Preview] No.419688 del
Rage Against The Meme
The Battle For My Arse


NEET 10/13/2021 (Wed) 09:09:14 [Preview] No.419689 del
>>419685
Which pie town should I visit next Sunday morning?


NEET 10/13/2021 (Wed) 09:10:27 [Preview] No.419690 del
>>419688
Renegades of Fuck


NEET 10/13/2021 (Wed) 09:18:19 [Preview] No.419691 del
>>419686
There are no decent pie joints near me open in the morning. Everything would be reheated trash.


NEET 10/13/2021 (Wed) 09:18:48 [Preview] No.419692 del
>>419689
The best one.


NEET 10/13/2021 (Wed) 09:19:22 [Preview] No.419693 del
Took the meats out 5pm. Still haven't cooked 'em. Food poisoning coming in nicely Toobz.


NEET 10/13/2021 (Wed) 09:22:03 [Preview] No.419694 del
>>419693
A bit of extra flavour and motivation to run to the toilet faster.


NEET 10/13/2021 (Wed) 09:22:25 [Preview] No.419695 del
>>419693
Go and cook them now.


NEET 10/13/2021 (Wed) 09:22:43 [Preview] No.419696 del
Wentand got pig and some gcuddles. Because I'm severely mentally ill. But don't worry. Nuro gonna take me under his wing and mentor my. Garn make my arse truly based. Right Numpty?


NEET 10/13/2021 (Wed) 09:25:20 [Preview] No.419697 del
>>419696
Nice, that ham is going to make some great sandwiches, or just by itself tbh.


NEET 10/13/2021 (Wed) 09:26:53 [Preview] No.419698 del
>>419696
Basado, finishing my first bottle of gcuddles now. Gonna order a burg, cheers!


NEET 10/13/2021 (Wed) 09:28:35 [Preview] No.419700 del
>>419696
You know to store the ham in a vinegar soaked pillow case in the fridge to prolong it?


NEET 10/13/2021 (Wed) 09:30:48 [Preview] No.419701 del
>>419699
When an Executive asks for a lift.


NEET 10/13/2021 (Wed) 09:34:25 [Preview] No.419702 del
>>419696
>semilon

sorry mate just not going to make it i hope you have some real grain mustard for that ham too


NEET 10/13/2021 (Wed) 09:38:42 [Preview] No.419703 del
>>419701
kek
I think it could be lower tbh


NEET 10/13/2021 (Wed) 09:41:11 [Preview] No.419704 del
Ate two proper meals today and have way more energy than usual despite the day drinking. Not ready to lounge on the couch but not sure what productive things to do.


NEET 10/13/2021 (Wed) 09:41:40 [Preview] No.419705 del
holy mother of based

https://youtube.com/watch?v=FD5h-9yCaHg [Embed]


NEET 10/13/2021 (Wed) 09:42:48 [Preview] No.419706 del
>>419705
Watched that earlier. Based indeed.


NEET 10/13/2021 (Wed) 09:51:20 [Preview] No.419707 del
Pidza ordered


NEET 10/13/2021 (Wed) 09:58:07 [Preview] No.419708 del
>>419704
Current standard intake?


NEET 10/13/2021 (Wed) 09:58:25 [Preview] No.419709 del
>>419707
Whatcha getting?


NEET 10/13/2021 (Wed) 10:03:59 [Preview] No.419711 del
>>419696
>What the hell do they do with the other half.jpg )
Probably sell it to another customer.
>>419705
Never knew Nuro would like FriendlyJordies. Nah but this is based as fuck though.
Bought two longnecks, going to chill out and watch some Better Call Saul.


NEET 10/13/2021 (Wed) 10:06:53 [Preview] No.419712 del
>>419708
11 maybe

>>419709
Hawaiian


NEET 10/13/2021 (Wed) 10:09:37 [Preview] No.419713 del
>>419712
Is this dinner, if so grab some garlic bred?


NEET 10/13/2021 (Wed) 10:10:28 [Preview] No.419714 del
Oh no, its one of those drivers with no tracking. He might leave it on the wrong floor again


NEET 10/13/2021 (Wed) 10:19:17 [Preview] No.419715 del
nig


NEET 10/13/2021 (Wed) 10:19:39 [Preview] No.419716 del
pizza eating


NEET 10/13/2021 (Wed) 10:21:23 [Preview] No.419717 del
Bingeing on cheese slices. Wish I had some ham to go with it.


NEET 10/13/2021 (Wed) 10:21:41 [Preview] No.419718 del
yummy


NEET 10/13/2021 (Wed) 10:24:20 [Preview] No.419719 del
krusty krab pizza is the pizza for you and me


NEET 10/13/2021 (Wed) 10:26:51 [Preview] No.419720 del
>>419714
Sirs dinner.


NEET 10/13/2021 (Wed) 10:27:07 [Preview] No.419721 del
Good night NEETs. Sleep tight.


NEET 10/13/2021 (Wed) 10:28:03 [Preview] No.419722 del


NEET 10/13/2021 (Wed) 10:28:42 [Preview] No.419723 del
>>419707
I hope you ordered some garlic bread. When you dine alone, you dine with possum.


NEET 10/13/2021 (Wed) 10:29:19 [Preview] No.419724 del
Cheese makes me sweat.


NEET 10/13/2021 (Wed) 10:29:30 [Preview] No.419725 del
meat


NEET 10/13/2021 (Wed) 10:30:04 [Preview] No.419726 del


NEET 10/13/2021 (Wed) 10:30:47 [Preview] No.419727 del
Ging gang goolie goolie goolie goolie watcha
Ging gang goo
Ging gang goo


NEET 10/13/2021 (Wed) 10:32:15 [Preview] No.419728 del
>>419724
Sugar makes you sweet. :3


NEET 10/13/2021 (Wed) 10:33:09 [Preview] No.419729 del
i ate all the pizza


NEET 10/13/2021 (Wed) 10:35:00 [Preview] No.419730 del
>>419729
How good was it? Planning on having a world class pizza binge myself on the weekend.


NEET 10/13/2021 (Wed) 10:35:55 [Preview] No.419731 del
At the neet compound, before every meal, we will sacrifice a loaf of garlic bread to a giant possum statue.


NEET 10/13/2021 (Wed) 10:37:31 [Preview] No.419732 del
>>419730
it was okay, food like pizza makes me feel sick since i've cut down on eating it drastically though so i doubt i'll get another one for a few months


NEET 10/13/2021 (Wed) 10:41:34 [Preview] No.419733 del
dayum this was fucked up

https://youtube.com/watch?v=8BDh4tolLCY [Embed]


NEET 10/13/2021 (Wed) 10:43:22 [Preview] No.419734 del
the only good corpo is a dead corpo


NEET 10/13/2021 (Wed) 10:45:12 [Preview] No.419735 del
The only good corpse is a dead corpse


NEET 10/13/2021 (Wed) 10:45:25 [Preview] No.419736 del
rum and raisins chocolate


NEET 10/13/2021 (Wed) 10:46:07 [Preview] No.419737 del
Is william shatner going to be the first jew in space?


NEET 10/13/2021 (Wed) 10:47:16 [Preview] No.419738 del
>>419737
i hate jews so fucking much it keeps me up at night


NEET 10/13/2021 (Wed) 10:48:52 [Preview] No.419739 del
Wanking over pictures of prime age rachel weisz keeps me up at night.


NEET 10/13/2021 (Wed) 10:49:50 [Preview] No.419740 del
schitzo is on the semilon blanc


NEET 10/13/2021 (Wed) 10:50:00 [Preview] No.419741 del
>>419737
There would have to have been a couple of cosmonaut jews in the early days of the Russian space program.


NEET 10/13/2021 (Wed) 10:50:20 [Preview] No.419742 del
>>419739
jewess whore!


NEET 10/13/2021 (Wed) 10:51:37 [Preview] No.419743 del


NEET 10/13/2021 (Wed) 10:53:38 [Preview] No.419744 del
>>419743
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_cosmonauts
I imagine if you click on every one of these and read the 'early life' section you'll find at least one jew.


NEET 10/13/2021 (Wed) 10:55:20 [Preview] No.419746 del
chocolate was nice, good bit of sweetness after that pizza. i fucking hate americans and also how they refer to pizza as pizza pie, stupid fucking cunts


NEET 10/13/2021 (Wed) 10:56:07 [Preview] No.419748 del
>>419745
so many am*ricans, truly a golem state


NEET 10/13/2021 (Wed) 10:59:45 [Preview] No.419750 del
might be a bit cheeky and have some more chocolate, oh i'm so naughty tee hee hee


NEET 10/13/2021 (Wed) 11:01:20 [Preview] No.419751 del
remember that neet that had a cat that would shit in his shower? good times


NEET 10/13/2021 (Wed) 11:01:59 [Preview] No.419752 del
jews shouldn't be allowed out in space, that or they should all be rounded up and shot out into space


NEET 10/13/2021 (Wed) 11:05:22 [Preview] No.419753 del
oh shit, i just remembered that french jews exist


NEET 10/13/2021 (Wed) 11:06:18 [Preview] No.419754 del
>>419750
Dark choc?


NEET 10/13/2021 (Wed) 11:08:09 [Preview] No.419755 del
>>419754
yeah boiiiiiii


NEET 10/13/2021 (Wed) 11:08:12 [Preview] No.419756 del
I'll find out early tomorrow morn if any of the meat was bad.


NEET 10/13/2021 (Wed) 11:11:38 [Preview] No.419757 del
(256.87 KB 1040x780 Onion.jpg)
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Threw in half a WHITE and half a red onion after the bacon was done. Cooked the snags then cooked the apples. Finished with the patties. Good night.


Wants a girlfriend. Can't even shower daily


NEET 10/13/2021 (Wed) 11:15:50 [Preview] No.419758 del
>>419756
how often do you need to replace the gas thingo on that portable stove?


NEET 10/13/2021 (Wed) 11:24:16 [Preview] No.419759 del
>>419757
so it all makes sense now

this dumb faggot is squatting


NEET 10/13/2021 (Wed) 11:25:03 [Preview] No.419760 del
>>419757
mentally ill squatter


NEET 10/13/2021 (Wed) 11:30:59 [Preview] No.419761 del
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NEET 10/13/2021 (Wed) 11:37:37 [Preview] No.419762 del
The only teen mum in my year at school got pregnant to a cripple who lost both his legs, above the knee, trying to steal coal from a train. This was back around 1998, he was older than us, not sure by how much. He fell off the top of the train and then managed to get run over by it, the useless prick.

He enjoyed the typical degenerate shit of having his mates hold other people on their knees so he could beat them up, and this teen mum was telling her mates that he'd set 2 chairs up at the end of the bed, use his arms to support himself, and pendulum himself to fuck her. Seems a lot of effort but whatever.

One of his degenerate crew was a girl who bragged she enjoyed going to prison because it was the only way to find women who knew how to lick pussy, but she also let him put one of stumpy legs up her pussy in exchange for weed. I'd forgotten about that until reading this post, but I'm gonna tell my girlfriends family about it at Christmas.


NEET 10/13/2021 (Wed) 11:38:15 [Preview] No.419763 del
Had the new fried chicken cheesey bacon burger from HJs. It was pretty decent. $10.90 for pretty steep for just the burger.


NEET 10/13/2021 (Wed) 11:40:51 [Preview] No.419764 del
goin bed


NEET 10/13/2021 (Wed) 11:41:23 [Preview] No.419765 del
Going to have a cup of tea and try to relax.


NEET 10/13/2021 (Wed) 11:43:32 [Preview] No.419766 del
>>419764
nigh nighs


NEET 10/13/2021 (Wed) 13:10:45 [Preview] No.419767 del
Watching catch me if you can, quite comfy with the candles lit and the rain outdoors
Opened Facebook on my phone which I don’t often do. There was nothing from actual people, just pages I’d liked 10 years ago
Lonely


NEET 10/13/2021 (Wed) 15:01:37 [Preview] No.