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300 DOLLARY DOOS

>>519123
Three days of goon?

The fish and chip shop gave me way more food than one neet should dare to eat. But dare I may.

legitimately based

The fish and chips have defeated me. I will never be a real executive.

i like posting in the new thread

>>519178
It's a victimless crime

>>519179
Every new thread we lose at least one small brained neet who can't work out what those numbers next to the NEW THREAD message means. They are victims and we will never forget them.

whichever neet created the new thread so early is at fault for this debacle

ya fuckin new thread wankers!!

corws

>>519237
yer a fuckin turkey mate

garn brush teefs

Anyone ITT

>>519237
Turk from /afl/?

No link to the new thread.

Watching the gentleman.

>>519255
Are you enjoying it?

>>519254
Why didn’t you post it neeto?

>>519256
Yeah, it's very good.
Only drinking, not choofing.

Thoroughly enjoyed it.
Hugh Lauries best film.

philosophising about existence

>>519260
Watching Seinfeld so I don't have to.
Jewish humour has the answers.

bad home fight.
Drunks, mongs, shitfights
woe.

internet connection also severely fucked

>>519261
>Jewish humour has the answers.
It has the wrong answers.

>>519262
who is fighting?
what are they fighting about?

Bad home NEETs in the last thread who saw it was ending but didn't post a link to the new one.

cursed thread that was locked after 10 posts while the old one died

>>519267
Your a cursed thread.

>>519265
several mongs, one being unknown to me.
They are fighting over nothing or some huge deal; it means nothing to me

>>519269
You have not given proper details.
You need to explain the situation more clearly.
You need to bring us into your life in vivid fashion.
Let us live through you.

I find being this fat very embarrassing.
All the diet attempts fail.
The urge to gorge is overwhelming.

I went to bed at 9pm, hoping to sleep through until the monring and reset my sleep schedule to something sensible.
But I woke up at 1am and couldn't get back to sleep. So now things are worse.

I have applied for a postal vote for the upcoming election.
I am not going near all those normies.
You had to tick a box giving a reason you needed to do a postal vote.
I ticked the "Serious illness" box. Depression, anxiety and Generalised NEET Mong Disorder (GNMD) are a serious illness.

4 am neet reporting for duty

>>519274
Tell them you're homeless, you won't have to vote at all

>>519275
Do your catch-up.

>>519277
I do, every morning. And every morning I am disappointed.

>>519278
My posts are a highlight for their good humour and spiritual profundity.
Give me my (you)s.

You can't even use English properly you mong, I'm not giving you any pity (you)'s.

>>519280
In what way did I not use English correctly?

I think we should adopt a later daily schedule during the colder months.
Getting up early is fine during spring and summer. But in winter it is dark and cold and your car windows are all frosted over or fogged up you can't even see when you are driving.
Businesses and schools should open a few hours later.

I am downloading Fantastic Beasts the Secrets of Dumbledore. A good torrent just came out.
I don't expect much from it. The previous one was shit.

>>519283
Harry potter reached its peak back in 2001. It's been cancer ever since.

>>519284
I haven't liked any of the movies.
I enjoyed all the books except the final one. Weak ending.

>>519285
Yeah, letting women learn how to read and write was a mistake.

This 4am NEET is not a high quality NEET.

>>519287
There are no high quality neets, particularly at 4 am

G'morning NEETs
I had a good sleep but I did a 30 second fart when I got up.

wazzup faggots

conclave
noun [con-clave]

1. a private meeting or secret assembly
especially: a meeting of Roman Catholic cardinals secluded continuously while choosing a pope
2. a gathering of a group or association

The NEET Council voting is secretive, and sometimes compared to a papal conclave, in part because of the history of unpredictable outcomes.

My dexie addiction is being replaced with a sugar addiction. I need to stop.

>>519291

Who is the real power behind the neet council? Also, were the borgias popes really jewish?

>>519294
Me on the bottom left

>>519295
Possum of course,and the Borgias may have been partly jewish or it could be lies depending on who you read.

>>519296
You need to give your mask a clean mate

>>519225
Good night NEET. Sleep tight.

>>519233
Dental work is expensive.

>>519235
There is a way of getting a dental voucher from Cenno for emergency dental work that covers the gap payment. That is probably the best way to not have teeth pulled.

>>519093
What a feel.

>>519148
You need to build up your strength.

>>519263
Woe.

>>519271
The need to feed is a NEET feature. Probably not helped in the cooler weather when people binge more.

>>519272
You need to do a sleep study or get something to treat it.

>>519283
Perhaps I will watch it tonight.

>>519291
The trust the plan conclave was meeting in two weeks.

>>519292
You're a growing boy NEET.

>>519289
Good morning NEET.

>>519299
G'morning

>>519300
Good morning NEET.

Arse for days
>'No chair is ever big enough': OnlyFans model , 29, who's had FIVE Brazilian butt lifts in a bid to get the world's largest bottom reveals the downside of her extreme figure
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-10797049/OnlyFans-model-whos-five-Brazilian-butt-lifts-fit-chairs.html

>>519302
Let me be the first to exclaim "Vile!"

>>519302
KILL IT WITH FIRE!!!
God, it's like a bad cartoon come to life

>>519291
Thank you.

>>519291
Thank you

>>519302
Vile.

Is this a game of hangman or do koreans really write like this?

>>519307
Interesting they got away without using the word family in their five values.

>>519309
Gook is unique.

>>519310
That would fall under socially conservative I guess.

>>519313
>That the family is the basic unit in society
That's typically what you see in a value point.

>>519314
such a fart face

>>519301
Good morning Sir Madman

I won't stand for having a Britboong flag

https://twitter.com/sunriseon7/status/1523780498287661056
Awesome. Double down on the Australian Computer Society model you cunts.

>>519317
Fark off ya bleedin pommy cunt,go and eat prince charles

>>519318
"Our policy is an online record of your expertise" congratulations on inventing LinkedIn you dumbshit

>>519315
None of those five points are going to happen at once and if you had once chance to put all your eggs in one basket for success, I feel that
>Loyal to its own Heritage

Would have its greatest success and impact. The rest are pipe dreams, as politicians are self-serving. It's much easier to rally people behind a set of core beliefs, instill those rights into law and making it difficult in 10 years to revisit those principles to change them without a constitutional change. As time goes on, change will continue on but laws are much harder to change.

Are we /pol/ now?
It's too early in the morning for this shit can't you save it for the arvo when the mongs turn up.

>>519323
which posts have upset you sweaty?

>>519324
The ones talking about politics in a pretentious intelectual tone obviously.
You're not very bright are you?

>>519325
For all I know, you could have been referring to the ones about the IT skills register.

>>519327
I am sorry for confusing your tiny little poofter sports obsessed brain mate I shall try not to do so in future.

>>519326
Hope for the bussy flash sale.

monk is cranky off the standos

>>519323
We have always been /pol/, and will always be /pol/
>>519297
Imagine the look on possum's face if he comes back to visit ausneets one day and sees all these slanderous posts about him.

I still wonder what happened to the gooner who drove to Dan's and got caught.

>>519332
Wasn't that Monk? and he was lying about getting caught?

>>519332
He took a wrong turn while trying to evade the cops and ended up in wagga

>>519333
I have no clue.
I am glad they were stopped as one image showed their car in the middle of the road.
But I have a yearning to learn more.

Name a more iconic lineup than the highwaymen
https://youtube.com/watch?v=nOWjX4BpC24 [Embed]
https://youtube.com/watch?v=aFkcAH-m9W0 [Embed]

>>519326
"Legislation makes it an offence for sex work to be carried out near schools, care services and places of worship between the hours of 6am to 7pm and on holy days"

So no whoring on Easter or Christmas day, and you can bone a hooker near a school but only outside of those hours. Imagine you're balls deep at 5:59am and she makes you pull out. You'd have a serious case of blue balls for the next 13 hours.

>>519336
N'Sync

>>519337
>you can bone a hooker near a school but only outside of those hours. Imagine you're balls deep at 5:59am and she makes you pull out. You'd have a serious case of blue balls for the next 13 hours.
especially when she then trots through the school gate

>>519336
>Name a more iconic lineup than the highwaymen
Cruisey, Possum, and Weber.

>>519340
The media has forgotten all about nuro's failed solo career.

Fucking David finally got back to me. I took all his shifts off him.
Makes more work for me but these wagie fucks need to remember who works for who.

Thinking about creating General #514 now...

>>519342
>remember who works for who.
Bossman power move.

>>519343
I make the threads early with an estimate on how fast we will burn through them (sometimes we can burn through 100 to 150 posts in an hour). But if people cannot link the threads, I wonder what hope we have for people to make them and then good home NEETs make several threads and there is confusion.

I think it's me and someone else who mostly makes the threads. A few good home NEETs have made threads when we have failed though, which also serve an important role that needs to be recognised.

>>519347
I've supplied maybe 85% of the frogs. Somebody else can take care of the threads and links and shite.

>>519348
>Somebody else can take care of the threads and links and shite.
I appreciate that duty which serves an important function, similar to the list edition NEET.

The whole community does participate in different ways, but there is a reason behind my logic. That sometimes the spammer decides he wants to make six threads. He's miserable and everyone else should be as well. Threads should be made much later and others given the opportunity without fear that some spergout tantrum will shut everything down.

>>519348
I supply the titles. Between us we are a finely oiled machine for creating quality new threads and filling them with posts of shit.

Bought a dodgy orange juice. The label claims '50% less sugar'. Check ingredients; 50% orange juice, 50% water'. Tastes almost as diluted as the shit you get from Maccas.

>>519352
>The label claims '50% less sugar'
I wonder about the need for such a claim. Do people add sugar to it because it isn't sweet enough is strange.

Day 4, took a while to fall asleep last night. Gonna try not using my laptop in bed tonight

>>519354
Good progress.

>Gonna try not using my laptop in bed tonight
Shut it down at a set time every night to create a routine could help as well.

>>519354
See (you) soon.

>>519356
Why is this so bloody loud?

>>519357
I didn't appreciate it either.

Good Morning NEETs

Fuck this fucking weather is fucking pozzed.

>>519360
Good morning nuro. Hope you're not falling for the global warming meme.

Desire to goon rising

>>519362
treat yourself unless you're monk.

Cyclone forming off WA coast. I hope NK used the extra-strength hair gel today.

>>519363
Or that other neet who's drying out. Or that neet who's quitting the dexies and in danger of developing a terrible new habit.

>>519362
Walk in my garden of delights friend.

>>519361
I was just thinking to myself how the agenda would be going now if the globalists labeled it "global flooding" instead of global warming and or climate change.....

>>519364
that cyclone has de escalated it was really swirling the other day

>>519360
Good morning NEET.

>>519368
marns

I heard nuro formed the wrong opinion once

>>519370
His opinions are just straight copies of popular 4chan sentiment

>>519363
K thanks

>>519370
it was just that once

>>519371
um seweety /pol/ is always right

https://www.news.com.au/entertainment/craig-mclachlans-backstage-pics-with-christie-whelan-browne-released-as-defamation-trial-continues/news-story/134f5b077a3ad81ef1b804460789e0cc
these lying whores keep getting caught out

Pulled pork brioche for lunch.

>>519377
>Lizzo
I can't wank to that.

>>519375
Surprised the photos weren't censored like every other MSM outlet has been doing. It's just a pile of bones ffs.

Pulled pork brioche for lunch have been consumed.

>>519375
I wonder if there is a smell.

>>519382
Thanks. Having a sip at the moment.

>>519376
Needs more Trev in the world.

>>519383
only things that would smell would be recent things with meat on them still

>>519381
Yum. I had a plain pie.

>>519387
Was it good?

>>519388
>100 PERCENT.jpg
Most of their stock has come from China with a few bulbs from Australia that is often not at all fresh.

>>519389
Very crumbly and I now have indigestion. I enjoyed it but the pain isn't nice.

Bought some fresh rolls from the bakery and rolled my own today. I should do this more often I literally saved 11 dollars.

>>519392
>saved 11 dollars.
Yes, you can make it how you want it.

>>519392
Good job.

>>519390
ReadingComprehensionNEET...

>>519392
no sushi?

https://nypost.com/2022/05/10/high testosterone-musk-says-hell-reverse-trump-ban-from-twitter

>>519397
lol fucked by the very word filter I suggested

>>519391
>I enjoyed it but the pain isn't nice.
You shouldn't have hit it with a stick.

No offence to Weber but this reminded me of the time he fell down and couldn't get back up.

>>519401
Several times on the weekend Motherbat said things to the affect of "please don't fall over" while we were walking around.
Five weeks on my right leg is still sore to touch below the knee.

On Monday I booked a two night stay in the CBD for this Friday and Saturday. I got up and cancelled it this morning. Nobody wants to see a fat loser like me taking up space.

>>519396
no had to use the chook left over from last night

>>519398
the filter has become the filtered

this was pretty cool

https://youtube.com/watch?v=OFuWxJEHPqQ [Embed]

That chinky feed last night resulted in a very loose bowel movement

If wages go up to keep with inflation the DSP should ho up to keep with inflation

>>519407
>DSP should ho up
recipients are already a bunch of hoes

>>519406
Serves you right for supporting those commie fucks

>>519410
A nationwide poll about one electorate
Kooyong is mostly old money liberal voters

>>519401
>he fell down and couldn't get back up
Sounds like a turtle. Shitey should take care of him.

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-10799717/Two-Australias-biggest-OnlyFans-stars-release-SEX-TAPE-meeting-Melbourne-radio-show.html
article comments are good

>>519413
I wonder if shitey ever fed dexies to the turtle, just to see what would happen.

>>519412
Rich fucks who don't care about cost of living or housing because they already own much of the country's housing stock, but do care that their beachhouses might be underwater due to climate change.

>>519415
That would be animal cruelty.

>>519418
Not the kind of problem any of us will have to worry about.

>>519418
I want one.

A real life boong asked me for the time while I was in town earlier

Green Hash from womblers.

>>519421
Did you tell him to get a job and buy his own god damn watch?

>>519421
Should have said Dreamtime

>>519395
If Australian stock is provided year round, it would be fresh. It is often not fresh and the alternative is Chinese stock.

>>519422
what is that?

The olds havin a nap after a big lunch, God bless em.

Just woke up.
Terrible sleep.
Mongs were fighting all night, slamming doors, yelling, hooning around.
Woe

>>519424
Indeed, twas probably a codephrase. No true boong cares about white man's time.

>>519428
liebeth?

>>519430
he is not me

>>519400
Fact.

>>519402
>Five weeks on my right leg is still sore to touch below the knee.
You should see a qualified medical professional, if not done already.

Shit that was 5 weeks ago? Where has my life gone?

>>519435
What are you doing with your life depressed neet?

I never picked up that Dumbledore was gay

>>519437
I would've trusted him if I was 12 years old too. Woe.

>>519434
You've been on boong time.

>>519437
What gave it away was the way he held his wand

>>519437
he wasn't until he was

>>519436
cert iii in mong care. Have my work experience placement week after next. Besides that things aren't going very well, need to get on top of some bad habits and establish some good ones.

>>519425
So what you're saying is despit the pic saying Coles had removed all imported garlic that they'd still sell CHink if no Aussie garlic was avail?

I remember getting free loaves of bread from that Salvos while living outta me car.

>>519444
I imagine living in a car was quite uncomfy.

>>519444
Yeah well forget that, we've got to make room for more immigrants, diversity is our strength.

>>519442
Why do we have so many mong wranglers on here? We should be the wrangled, not the wranglers.

>>519447
It's just cruisey

https://www.news.com.au/sport/olympics/swimming/ian-thorpes-expartner-ryan-channing-dies-in-bali/news-story/267521ee486341cd8cf8c1e6d1c20d7e
bummed him to death

Head & Shoulders doesn't work

>>519448
>just cruisey
Two words that shouldn't go together, ever.

>>519450
It does if you actually shower more than once a fortnight

>>519452
No. It takes more moisture from your skull while giving you just enough moisturising oils to think it's effective and have you buying more. You simply cannot dispute my uneducated nonresearched logic.

https://www.news.com.au/national/federal-election/state-of-the-nation-survey-reveals-68-per-cent-of-aussies-unhappy-with-the-direction-country-is-heading-in/news-story/7500cf52287c9b8d869e92b78a3aabe4
thousands of comments mentioning too much immigration in the search table thingo, but it gets presented in the article thusly:
>mmigration was also a concern but some worried Australia was becoming more racist.

>>519336
The Dirty Mac.

BO still hasn't used the Gochujang
Useless prick

>>519426
Vegetarian one.
Bean tier.
Gave it to the dog.

What even is a 'dash container'?

>>519458
You should have known better.

>>519460
It was a fake patty, fake cheese, a hashbrown, jalapenos, tom sauce and mustard.

>>519461
how were the girls?

>>519461
>fake cheese
Vile.

>>519448
and monk's mum

>>519464
Shes in aged care iirc.

I'm so unfit, two hours of digging a trench and cutting wood for the old boy. I'm sore and tired now.

>>519462
Chloe seemed well.
She has a lot of weird little tattoos.
One is a smiley face.

Cruisey how do your mongs get so much from their packages? Is the ndis really that generous?
Bot has an elderly woman as a client and her package is only like 60k per year.
She had 3 sons, 2 killed themselves because of drug addiction issues and the other was in a car accident that permanently disfigured his face and caused an acquired brain injury, he later shot himself in the head.
I think this package is just for recliner chairs and lite n easy subscriptions etc but not sure if it covers health costs too.

>>519468
>She has a lot of weird little tattoos.
I think a lot of girls get these sorts of tattoos as another form of self-harm. A form of self-harm that is mostly seen as socially acceptable.

>>519469
Is that aged care?
There's only 4 levels on that with a max of 50 odd grand.
All that stuff about the sons is sort of irrelevant.
If it's aged care the funding is very flexible, although if NDIS, I need more info.

>>519469
>She had 3 sons, 2 killed themselves because of drug addiction issues and the other was in a car accident that permanently disfigured his face and caused an acquired brain injury, he later shot himself in the head
she should be in prison for her mad parenting skills

LMAO, Tiffiny buys Promite.

Promite > Vegemite

>>519473
>Tiffiny
Good boutique?

Promite is better.

MightyMite shits on the rest

MagyarMite tastes like gypsy poo

I've been boonging it up quite a bit the last few days. I've been doing nothing but drinking, wanking and watching films and tv shows.
Caught a mouse in a mouse trap. I need to get rid of the mouse but I am putting it off. This reminds me of the neet with the cat poo in the shower.
Haven't gone to the gym in a few days due to this current bender. Not sure if I should extend it another day for a solid night of sleep before returning to the gym or just gar tonight.
Contemplating getting some more goon. Not interested in having a wank though. I'm all wanked out for a few days.
Still feel like shit. Not outright suicidal but absolutely dejected. Real fucking lonely. Going nowhere and I'm in a hurry sort of deal. Nothing unusual I suppose.
I can't even be bothered posting the latest crop of Olives.
>>518630
Oh believe me I was fucking feeling it a few days ago. I am actually quite disturbed how much better getting smashed makes me feel. It just lifts my mood like nothing else can.

Town was fucking depressing today.
Stores were out of stock, more people begging than usual, stores closed as if it were a public holiday.
Is it a public holiday?

>>519481
It is tough NEET. I am in the same boat.
I do not know what else to say. It is so hard.

>>519392
Looks terrible.
>literally saved
No shit you downie. Buying food like that is a terrible idea when you are homeless. Why the fuck didn't you think of this earlier?

>>519481
You should go talk to your gp oliveneet. If thats not your cup of tea then try go for a walk or make something healthyish to eat as a positive first step.

>>519481
Put the kettle on.
Put on some music
Eat BEANS
Throw both the mouse and the trap in the bin with a dustpan. Fuck mouse.

>>519481
>I've been doing nothing but drinking, wanking and watching films and tv shows.
Living the dream.

>Haven't gone to the gym in a few days due to this current bender
You need to, you need a fight camp like that other NEET.

>>519482
>Is it a public holiday?
Depends on your state, I am assuming no but I could be wrong.

>>519481
Ask your mate SoyFree for advice. Oh that's right he doesn't exist.

>>519490
Are many people here real?

>>519484
Yeah. I'm still waiting for my life to start. Sometimes the realisation hits me that this is it and I just feel so disappointed.
>>519486
I've been thinking about it. Getting started with the psychologist would be the tricky bit for me. I'd have to be very open from the beginning but I'd be very uncomfortable doing that when I didn't really know them very well.
>>519488
Even the times line up. Yeah, I'll go tonight. Probably just a lighter session to get back into the swing of it.
>>519490
Fucking hell mate, you sure do seem cut up about him making a more successful spin-off board than you.

>>519481
Here you go neet, might keep you going until you feel in the mood.

>>519485
>>519490
Poorly bantered

>>519490
lol
just like 10k, nofun, cruisy, wombat, possum, and iga

>>519495
Is anyone real though?

>>519481
Break the cycle or you’ll be broken in fight camp

Am I real?

Point out one instance of him posting here post-/chill and I'll stfu.

I'm waiting.

>>519453
A masterpiece. Did you buy it as an NFT?

>>519491
Many of us are just a manifestation of thought that continue to live on in the minds of others.

>>519464
...and certified mong neet

>>519501
I agree.

>>519470
Interesting insight. Many chicks love cutting themselves.
>>519472
common sense neet

>>519481
As one elite gooner falls, a new one rises to take his place.

>>519505
reddit.com/r/gooncaves/top

Just as I thought
Nothin

>>519506
A lot of Coomers there.

>>519499
Shit meme. You keep asking and I keep providing and you keep ignoring. Google is failing me and I can't be fucked finding his posts again.

One(1) suspect chicken tit down the hatch. Will let you guys know tomorrow if it stayed down

>>519499
That doesn't mean he doesn't exist you spastic.

Which Evil Dead was suggested for F13th?

How do people use laptops on their lap or on a table? My neck is killing me after 15 minutes

>>519505
>take his place
He's just keeping his seat warm.

>>519512
I originally suggested for Dog Soldiers and/or Vampires. The neet who wanted army of darkness suggested it afterwards, and while it's a find movie, it should go to the back of the queue.

>>519514
I have no clue. I would use a dock system if I was forced to use one.

>>519514
Tilt the screen back and slouch down in your chair like a proper NEET.

>>519513
HERE: >>502136 fuckface
By luck it was the first thread I opened.

Don't think we're gonna be able to get through 3 movies on friday the 13th, but maybe it's worth trying.

>>519518
It slides down the far end of my chungo

>>519518
An attitude of dignified repose works best for the larger neet.

>>519510
Goodbye neet.

Is it possible to make new threads invisible and locked until we reach 1000 on the old thread?

>>519522
Yo the base of that chair must be made of mithril

>>519524
Why are you obsessed with this?

>>519510
Sleep tight.

>>519526
A suggestion, not an obsession.

>>519528
What's the point of an invisible thread?

Tea and sweet potato curry soup consumed.
Would recommend the sweet potato curry, I'd make a batch and freeze it but some MONG stole all my fucking tuppaware and the NEETs know how important this tuppaware is.

I've got like 20 containers and none have matching lids.
Not only did the MONG steal my tuppaware but she dumped a ton of random unmached containers in my kitchen.
The fuck am I going to do with these?
I didn't want them, and it's just so if I throw them out she can justify keeping all of my good ones.
Bad home struggles, maybe if the whore cooked her own food she could afford to buy her own tuppaware
RRRRRRRRREEEEEEE

>>519528
Your arse is my obsession - anal the suggestion.

>>519524
Probably not. The better solution would be allowing any level of staff of a board (i.e., when logged in) to make threads if thread creation is locked (it could be a simple check in the code for role signature or some other variable). Me or the other two mods, could then make a thread without issue.

>>519531
Hot!

>>519530
I spoon stuff like curries into freezer bags and then twist them off and put them in the freezer.
Once they are frozen it all comes out in one lump.

>>519534
>twist them off and put them in the freezer
Weber threatened to do that to me once.

>>519534
>it all comes out in one lump
That's a good quick easy poo.

>>519535
You should have listened to him the first time.

Weber employed me as a personal assistant but became enraged when I posted jokingly about the frequency of his toilet visits during the workday on LinkedIn once

>>519538
He has a thin skin and quick temper.

>>519529
Dignity. And to keep the riff-raff from posting on it until it's ready.

Are there any good films about boongs?

Okay these were suggested:
The Witch
Hellraiser
Black Sheep
Dog Soldiers
The Snowtown Murders (this was suggested a couple of times, no)
Vampires
Planet Terror
From Dawn Till Dusk
Army of Darkness

>>519538
The boss does as he wills, and the PA from the temp agency suffers what she must.

>>519540
>riff-raff
It's okay to say NEETs from bad homes.

>>519543
Based.

>>519546
Good stuff. Real a head shaker.

There must surely be a line of bdsm videos where a portly, short and surly boss inflicts extreme sexual cruelty and humiliation on a much younger PA, just fresh out of uni.

If not, we should make it.

>>519549
>short and surly boss
Executive*
Executives**

>>519546
Funky tune.

>>519550
An executive CEO

>>519540
That's gay.

>>519549
You just want to see the look on their face.

>>519542
The ones on the lower half of the list are going to be more fun than the ones at the top.

>>519542
The VVitch was well made, but kind of boring.
I haven't seen army of darkness for a long time

>>519542
>Dog Soldiers
I vote for that one. I wouldn't say it is the best film on the list but it is the most fitting for what we will be doing.

>>519558
Dog Soldiers
Vampires
Army of Darkness

These will be good fun horror movies.

>>519538
Heh

>>519548
Hip*

My eczema looks like track marks.

Nuro said that he could grant me safe passage to and from the Coolum beach public toilets, but stressed that that if I were to venture to any toilets beyond the beach, my safety couldn't be guaranteed once.

Got a whole tray of frozen oven bake pastries for 4$.
Nobody bought it because it was labeled "ravioli" but was obviously not ravioli.
I assume whoever imported or packaged it google translated the name because they didn't realize Australia is multivulti.

If these are actually good and were simply mislabeled I'll go back and buy $20 worth.
These frozen pastries usually bake really well and the filling is like 3 ingredients so you get what you pay for.

>>519562
Apply a soothing lotion.

>>519563
Did you remain safe on your journey?

>>519562
You need some Cetaphil.

>>519565
>Got a whole tray of frozen oven bake pastries for 4$.
Feed = Power

>>519567
Some parts made it through unmolested. Some parts.

>>519568
I need a chink girl with hello kitty underpants.

>>519565
Well done neet.

>>519570
Did you see any blue blocks?

Up 5kg. Not good.

I took a screenshot of pic related just now because it is something I have talked about on here before but no-one else knew what I was talking about.
Well I finally found someone else who has mentioned it. He is absolutely right. It is not just me. All the meat in this country started tasting and smelling weird.

NEETs I want to start drinking smoothies.
Does anyone have a recommendation for a blender or similar machine?
I want it to be cheap and easy to clean.

>>519556
>>519557
>>519558
Okay.
We'll make do with:
Dog Soldiers
Army of Darkness
and
either Planet Terror
or From Dawn Till Dusk

Also if anyone has recommendation of the order, do tell.

>>519575
I have more or less given up on meat this year.
I've also noticed a marked rise in big food businesses selling synthetic meat, only today I saw a chain store promoting fake meat.

Because of inflation, it could simply be that far more of our high quality meat is being exported to China.
It could be that quality has fallen in the last year, and this could easily be related to issues in feed supply.

Maybe something is going on.
Couldn't' tell you what.

>>519576
Cheap ones from Kmart and such work are okay but loud.

>>519576
Use a a stick blender.
You can just blend a smoothie in whatever jug and just rinse it off under a tap.
Far more useful than a blender because you can also use it in pots on the stove to make curry/soup.
I own 3 kitchen gadgets and the stick blender is one of them.
Pro tip: you can get one from an op shop then order replacement blades online.

>>519580
>in whatever jug
What sort of jug should I use?
Does the stick blender make liquids fly all over the place and mess up the kitchen?

Woolies had these the other day. Usually I only find these at fancy non squatter IGAs

>>519575
I remember when you first mentioned it and I said I had noticed the smell and thought it was the way they now seal the packs and the easy pull opening they use, I guess they use heat to seal it. I now only get meat delivery from my local butcher and there has been no smell that I have noticed, I'm getting another order on friday I think so I'll report my findings. The first thing I noticed when i put my first order in with them was the Australian bacon tasted a lot better than the stuff from the deli from both coles and woolies.

>>519582
Flavourtown?

>>519582
Don't mention him you boring dickhead.
Fuck off.

>>519582
You are meant to be pretending you are not living at the workshop any more.

>>519584
It barely fits in the air fryer we will see. I did not account for this on purchase

>>519585
Stop seething angry old man, I’m sorry the poorfag and fatherless attacks on IGA rubbed you the wrong way

>>519586
I am working late and finishing this tonight fuckwad. Parts just arrived and it’s down to the wire cuntoid.

>>519571
I swear I have a picture of her somewhere. Shitey treated us poorly. We provided him with succor, with friendship and companionship during his aloneness, and in return he only sent us pictures of the girls he shagged while they still had clothes on. Much woe. Many such cases.

>>519587
Close the toilet lid when you go to sleep tonight.

There were some good pics of Shitey's miss Kitty. She was much more attractive than the Indian Lady.
Shitey was a horn dog.

>>519574
starve yourself

>>519565
well done, be sure to deliver the executive's cut before supper time

>>519575
take your meds

>>519514
low self worth

>>519577
How early can we start? Be best to start early if we're trying to get through 3 moofies.

>>519574
Just set the scale to start at -10 and then you will be down 5kg instead.

>>519581
There's a few ways to avoid this and I never do now.
Many stick blenders come with an attachment or a special jug.

A. use the aerator blade it will never hurl shit around, that's the one with the semicircular cutouts.
B.if the blender is deep in the liquid as with soup it's never an issue
C. failing either of the above you just use a deep jug, you can buy a round water jug for like $5.

>>519593
Ausneets diet tips

>>519594
Thank you.
I might give it a try.

>>519589
Um my toilet does not smell. It’s brand new and immaculately cleaned with mold killer every few days. that and my shit does not stink so fuck off

>>519597
Rats crawl up them from the sewers sometimes. IF you hear a noise, you will know what it is.

>>519593
Thank you.
I might give it a try.

>>519597
Do you let customers use it?

My grandparents used to set their scale to start at a negative number.
I think they did it to avoid the psychological effect of seeing their weight at over 100kg.

>>519601
you sure that wasn't a side effect of them calibrating it with a known mass? the springs in those old ones would give out over time

>>519602
I don't think so.

>>519600
Who goes into a business and uses their shitter?

>>519604
>Who goes into a business and uses their shitter?
t. Pajeet.

Bins are out for the garbage people.

>>519604
No self respecting pajeet, that's for sure.

Most people would spontaneously empty their bowels walking past the Lancia in the car park.

>>519605
Wouldn't pajeet just go on the footpath in front of the business

>>519609
Anywhere designated.

Saw this comment on reddit and it made me lol:

Someone I know in another capital city trapped any cats that came into his yard and took them to a council pound on the other side of the city and said the he found it wandering the streets.

>>519609
I think his point was he just spotted the pajeet poster.

>>519608
Poorly bantered.

Tomorrow I have to put out my red (rubbish) and yellow (recycling) bins.

>>519614
Get back in the bin!

>>519615
>red (rubbish) and yellow (recycling) bins.
Please to describe their relative sizes.

>>519616
#binlife 2022

>>519617
The yellow bin is maybe two inches larger in each dimension than the other.

>>519609
Respectable businesses are not found on designated shitting streets.

>>519619
Mate you did a shit in pan you vile pig of a man

>>519620
The trend these days is to make the rubbish bin tiny. They want it all in the recycling bin.

>>519619
Calm down Keegan you live in a warehouse.
You ridicule IGA for drinking goon and you post photos of goon yourself.
Post your bedroom (not the summer toilet one)

>>519619
Nuro a toilet is still a toilet.

>>519625
Could it be used for steaming?

>>519626
With the right modifications. Maybe something involving Weber's hole.

struggling to eat 15 baked cheese pastries.
Unsuited for the wog diet.
But feed=power so I will persist.