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NEET General #513 - The Biggest Board on Endchan Edition NEET 05/10/2022 (Tue) 08:18:58 [Preview] No. 519092
The show will continue on!

OLD: >>518186


NEET 05/10/2022 (Tue) 08:24:23 [Preview] No.519093 del
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SA Best A


NEET 05/10/2022 (Tue) 09:04:17 [Preview] No.519123 del
RICHFAG HAUL

300 DOLLARY DOOS


NEET 05/10/2022 (Tue) 09:14:03 [Preview] No.519134 del
>>519123
Three days of goon?


NEET 05/10/2022 (Tue) 09:42:07 [Preview] No.519148 del
The fish and chip shop gave me way more food than one neet should dare to eat. But dare I may.


NEET 05/10/2022 (Tue) 09:53:49 [Preview] No.519164 del
legitimately based


NEET 05/10/2022 (Tue) 10:00:21 [Preview] No.519167 del
The fish and chips have defeated me. I will never be a real executive.


NEET 05/10/2022 (Tue) 10:10:46 [Preview] No.519178 del
i like posting in the new thread


NEET 05/10/2022 (Tue) 10:13:59 [Preview] No.519179 del
>>519178
It's a victimless crime


NEET 05/10/2022 (Tue) 10:24:16 [Preview] No.519184 del
>>519179
Every new thread we lose at least one small brained neet who can't work out what those numbers next to the NEW THREAD message means. They are victims and we will never forget them.


NEET 05/10/2022 (Tue) 11:25:10 [Preview] No.519227 del
whichever neet created the new thread so early is at fault for this debacle


NEET 05/10/2022 (Tue) 11:41:46 [Preview] No.519234 del
ya fuckin new thread wankers!!


NEET 05/10/2022 (Tue) 11:50:33 [Preview] No.519237 del
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corws


NEET 05/10/2022 (Tue) 12:17:22 [Preview] No.519241 del
>>519237
yer a fuckin turkey mate


NEET 05/10/2022 (Tue) 12:21:33 [Preview] No.519242 del
garn brush teefs


NEET 05/10/2022 (Tue) 13:13:29 [Preview] No.519252 del
Anyone ITT


NEET 05/10/2022 (Tue) 13:14:11 [Preview] No.519253 del
>>519237
Turk from /afl/?


NEET 05/10/2022 (Tue) 13:23:39 [Preview] No.519254 del
No link to the new thread.


NEET 05/10/2022 (Tue) 13:25:55 [Preview] No.519255 del
Watching the gentleman.


NEET 05/10/2022 (Tue) 13:26:33 [Preview] No.519256 del
>>519255
Are you enjoying it?


NEET 05/10/2022 (Tue) 13:27:05 [Preview] No.519257 del
>>519254
Why didn’t you post it neeto?


NEET 05/10/2022 (Tue) 14:06:09 [Preview] No.519258 del
>>519256
Yeah, it's very good.
Only drinking, not choofing.


NEET 05/10/2022 (Tue) 14:36:47 [Preview] No.519259 del
Thoroughly enjoyed it.
Hugh Lauries best film.


NEET 05/10/2022 (Tue) 14:36:56 [Preview] No.519260 del
philosophising about existence


NEET 05/10/2022 (Tue) 15:07:35 [Preview] No.519261 del
>>519260
Watching Seinfeld so I don't have to.
Jewish humour has the answers.


NEET 05/10/2022 (Tue) 15:35:34 [Preview] No.519262 del
bad home fight.
Drunks, mongs, shitfights
woe.


NEET 05/10/2022 (Tue) 15:40:07 [Preview] No.519263 del
internet connection also severely fucked


NEET 05/10/2022 (Tue) 15:54:08 [Preview] No.519264 del
>>519261
>Jewish humour has the answers.
It has the wrong answers.


NEET 05/10/2022 (Tue) 15:58:10 [Preview] No.519265 del
>>519262
who is fighting?
what are they fighting about?


NEET 05/10/2022 (Tue) 16:02:52 [Preview] No.519266 del
Bad home NEETs in the last thread who saw it was ending but didn't post a link to the new one.


NEET 05/10/2022 (Tue) 16:14:59 [Preview] No.519267 del
cursed thread that was locked after 10 posts while the old one died


NEET 05/10/2022 (Tue) 16:16:22 [Preview] No.519268 del
>>519267
Your a cursed thread.


NEET 05/10/2022 (Tue) 16:16:51 [Preview] No.519269 del
>>519265
several mongs, one being unknown to me.
They are fighting over nothing or some huge deal; it means nothing to me


NEET 05/10/2022 (Tue) 16:21:54 [Preview] No.519270 del
>>519269
You have not given proper details.
You need to explain the situation more clearly.
You need to bring us into your life in vivid fashion.
Let us live through you.


NEET 05/10/2022 (Tue) 17:31:57 [Preview] No.519271 del
I find being this fat very embarrassing.
All the diet attempts fail.
The urge to gorge is overwhelming.


NEET 05/10/2022 (Tue) 17:33:51 [Preview] No.519272 del
I went to bed at 9pm, hoping to sleep through until the monring and reset my sleep schedule to something sensible.
But I woke up at 1am and couldn't get back to sleep. So now things are worse.


NEET 05/10/2022 (Tue) 17:50:40 [Preview] No.519274 del
I have applied for a postal vote for the upcoming election.
I am not going near all those normies.
You had to tick a box giving a reason you needed to do a postal vote.
I ticked the "Serious illness" box. Depression, anxiety and Generalised NEET Mong Disorder (GNMD) are a serious illness.


NEET 05/10/2022 (Tue) 17:58:42 [Preview] No.519275 del
4 am neet reporting for duty


NEET 05/10/2022 (Tue) 18:01:34 [Preview] No.519276 del
>>519274
Tell them you're homeless, you won't have to vote at all


NEET 05/10/2022 (Tue) 18:02:28 [Preview] No.519277 del
>>519275
Do your catch-up.


NEET 05/10/2022 (Tue) 18:04:37 [Preview] No.519278 del
>>519277
I do, every morning. And every morning I am disappointed.


NEET 05/10/2022 (Tue) 18:06:26 [Preview] No.519279 del
>>519278
My posts are a highlight for their good humour and spiritual profundity.
Give me my (you)s.


NEET 05/10/2022 (Tue) 18:11:53 [Preview] No.519280 del
You can't even use English properly you mong, I'm not giving you any pity (you)'s.


NEET 05/10/2022 (Tue) 18:27:28 [Preview] No.519281 del
>>519280
In what way did I not use English correctly?


NEET 05/10/2022 (Tue) 18:40:51 [Preview] No.519282 del
I think we should adopt a later daily schedule during the colder months.
Getting up early is fine during spring and summer. But in winter it is dark and cold and your car windows are all frosted over or fogged up you can't even see when you are driving.
Businesses and schools should open a few hours later.


NEET 05/10/2022 (Tue) 18:41:46 [Preview] No.519283 del
I am downloading Fantastic Beasts the Secrets of Dumbledore. A good torrent just came out.
I don't expect much from it. The previous one was shit.


NEET 05/10/2022 (Tue) 18:44:34 [Preview] No.519284 del
>>519283
Harry potter reached its peak back in 2001. It's been cancer ever since.


NEET 05/10/2022 (Tue) 18:46:32 [Preview] No.519285 del
>>519284
I haven't liked any of the movies.
I enjoyed all the books except the final one. Weak ending.


NEET 05/10/2022 (Tue) 18:47:49 [Preview] No.519286 del
>>519285
Yeah, letting women learn how to read and write was a mistake.


NEET 05/10/2022 (Tue) 18:49:14 [Preview] No.519287 del
This 4am NEET is not a high quality NEET.


NEET 05/10/2022 (Tue) 18:54:51 [Preview] No.519288 del
>>519287
There are no high quality neets, particularly at 4 am


NEET 05/10/2022 (Tue) 21:16:04 [Preview] No.519289 del
G'morning NEETs
I had a good sleep but I did a 30 second fart when I got up.


NEET 05/10/2022 (Tue) 21:28:42 [Preview] No.519290 del
wazzup faggots


NEET 05/10/2022 (Tue) 21:33:31 [Preview] No.519291 del
conclave
noun [con-clave]

1. a private meeting or secret assembly
especially: a meeting of Roman Catholic cardinals secluded continuously while choosing a pope
2. a gathering of a group or association

The NEET Council voting is secretive, and sometimes compared to a papal conclave, in part because of the history of unpredictable outcomes.


NEET 05/10/2022 (Tue) 21:36:43 [Preview] No.519292 del
My dexie addiction is being replaced with a sugar addiction. I need to stop.


NEET 05/10/2022 (Tue) 21:43:37 [Preview] No.519294 del
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NEET 05/10/2022 (Tue) 21:44:07 [Preview] No.519295 del
>>519291

Who is the real power behind the neet council? Also, were the borgias popes really jewish?


NEET 05/10/2022 (Tue) 21:44:34 [Preview] No.519296 del
>>519294
Me on the bottom left


NEET 05/10/2022 (Tue) 21:45:16 [Preview] No.519297 del
>>519295
Possum of course,and the Borgias may have been partly jewish or it could be lies depending on who you read.


NEET 05/10/2022 (Tue) 21:46:04 [Preview] No.519298 del
>>519296
You need to give your mask a clean mate


NEET 05/10/2022 (Tue) 21:50:30 [Preview] No.519299 del
>>519225
Good night NEET. Sleep tight.

>>519233
Dental work is expensive.

>>519235
There is a way of getting a dental voucher from Cenno for emergency dental work that covers the gap payment. That is probably the best way to not have teeth pulled.

>>519093
What a feel.

>>519148
You need to build up your strength.

>>519263
Woe.

>>519271
The need to feed is a NEET feature. Probably not helped in the cooler weather when people binge more.

>>519272
You need to do a sleep study or get something to treat it.

>>519283
Perhaps I will watch it tonight.

>>519291
The trust the plan conclave was meeting in two weeks.

>>519292
You're a growing boy NEET.

>>519289
Good morning NEET.


NEET 05/10/2022 (Tue) 21:52:34 [Preview] No.519300 del
>>519299
G'morning


NEET 05/10/2022 (Tue) 21:56:48 [Preview] No.519301 del
>>519300
Good morning NEET.


NEET 05/10/2022 (Tue) 21:57:03 [Preview] No.519302 del
Arse for days
>'No chair is ever big enough': OnlyFans model , 29, who's had FIVE Brazilian butt lifts in a bid to get the world's largest bottom reveals the downside of her extreme figure
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-10797049/OnlyFans-model-whos-five-Brazilian-butt-lifts-fit-chairs.html


NEET 05/10/2022 (Tue) 21:59:56 [Preview] No.519303 del
>>519302
Let me be the first to exclaim "Vile!"


NEET 05/10/2022 (Tue) 22:00:15 [Preview] No.519304 del
>>519302
KILL IT WITH FIRE!!!
God, it's like a bad cartoon come to life


NEET 05/10/2022 (Tue) 22:01:12 [Preview] No.519305 del
>>519291
Thank you.


NEET 05/10/2022 (Tue) 22:01:55 [Preview] No.519306 del
>>519291
Thank you


NEET 05/10/2022 (Tue) 22:03:37 [Preview] No.519308 del


NEET 05/10/2022 (Tue) 22:05:30 [Preview] No.519309 del
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Is this a game of hangman or do koreans really write like this?


NEET 05/10/2022 (Tue) 22:08:39 [Preview] No.519310 del
>>519307
Interesting they got away without using the word family in their five values.


NEET 05/10/2022 (Tue) 22:09:19 [Preview] No.519311 del
>>519309
Gook is unique.


NEET 05/10/2022 (Tue) 22:11:48 [Preview] No.519312 del
>>519310
That would fall under socially conservative I guess.


NEET 05/10/2022 (Tue) 22:12:34 [Preview] No.519313 del
>>519310
>Socially Conservative means that the family, consisting of one Man/Husband and one Women/Wife with their children be encouraged and supported. That everything is to be done to support them and that as little as possible be done to harm them. That the family is the basic unit in society, it built the past and it will build the future.


NEET 05/10/2022 (Tue) 22:16:10 [Preview] No.519314 del
>>519313
>That the family is the basic unit in society
That's typically what you see in a value point.


NEET 05/10/2022 (Tue) 22:18:54 [Preview] No.519315 del
>>519314
such a fart face


NEET 05/10/2022 (Tue) 22:28:24 [Preview] No.519316 del
>>519301
Good morning Sir Madman


NEET 05/10/2022 (Tue) 22:29:13 [Preview] No.519317 del
I won't stand for having a Britboong flag


NEET 05/10/2022 (Tue) 22:29:20 [Preview] No.519318 del
https://twitter.com/sunriseon7/status/1523780498287661056
Awesome. Double down on the Australian Computer Society model you cunts.


NEET 05/10/2022 (Tue) 22:29:45 [Preview] No.519319 del
>>519317
Fark off ya bleedin pommy cunt,go and eat prince charles


NEET 05/10/2022 (Tue) 22:30:24 [Preview] No.519320 del
>>519318
"Our policy is an online record of your expertise" congratulations on inventing LinkedIn you dumbshit


NEET 05/10/2022 (Tue) 22:31:49 [Preview] No.519321 del
>>519315
None of those five points are going to happen at once and if you had once chance to put all your eggs in one basket for success, I feel that
>Loyal to its own Heritage

Would have its greatest success and impact. The rest are pipe dreams, as politicians are self-serving. It's much easier to rally people behind a set of core beliefs, instill those rights into law and making it difficult in 10 years to revisit those principles to change them without a constitutional change. As time goes on, change will continue on but laws are much harder to change.


NEET 05/10/2022 (Tue) 22:32:34 [Preview] No.519322 del
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NEET 05/10/2022 (Tue) 22:33:14 [Preview] No.519323 del
Are we /pol/ now?
It's too early in the morning for this shit can't you save it for the arvo when the mongs turn up.


NEET 05/10/2022 (Tue) 22:34:23 [Preview] No.519324 del
>>519323
which posts have upset you sweaty?


NEET 05/10/2022 (Tue) 22:35:44 [Preview] No.519325 del
>>519324
The ones talking about politics in a pretentious intelectual tone obviously.
You're not very bright are you?


NEET 05/10/2022 (Tue) 22:37:17 [Preview] No.519327 del
>>519325
For all I know, you could have been referring to the ones about the IT skills register.


NEET 05/10/2022 (Tue) 22:38:38 [Preview] No.519328 del
>>519327
I am sorry for confusing your tiny little poofter sports obsessed brain mate I shall try not to do so in future.


NEET 05/10/2022 (Tue) 22:41:24 [Preview] No.519329 del
>>519326
Hope for the bussy flash sale.


NEET 05/10/2022 (Tue) 22:41:29 [Preview] No.519330 del
monk is cranky off the standos


NEET 05/10/2022 (Tue) 22:57:53 [Preview] No.519331 del
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>>519323
We have always been /pol/, and will always be /pol/
>>519297
Imagine the look on possum's face if he comes back to visit ausneets one day and sees all these slanderous posts about him.


NEET 05/10/2022 (Tue) 23:13:41 [Preview] No.519332 del
I still wonder what happened to the gooner who drove to Dan's and got caught.


NEET 05/10/2022 (Tue) 23:14:45 [Preview] No.519333 del
>>519332
Wasn't that Monk? and he was lying about getting caught?


NEET 05/10/2022 (Tue) 23:16:43 [Preview] No.519334 del
>>519332
He took a wrong turn while trying to evade the cops and ended up in wagga


NEET 05/10/2022 (Tue) 23:16:52 [Preview] No.519335 del
>>519333
I have no clue.
I am glad they were stopped as one image showed their car in the middle of the road.
But I have a yearning to learn more.


NEET 05/10/2022 (Tue) 23:20:16 [Preview] No.519336 del
Name a more iconic lineup than the highwaymen
https://youtube.com/watch?v=nOWjX4BpC24 [Embed]
https://youtube.com/watch?v=aFkcAH-m9W0 [Embed]


NEET 05/10/2022 (Tue) 23:21:00 [Preview] No.519337 del
>>519326
"Legislation makes it an offence for sex work to be carried out near schools, care services and places of worship between the hours of 6am to 7pm and on holy days"

So no whoring on Easter or Christmas day, and you can bone a hooker near a school but only outside of those hours. Imagine you're balls deep at 5:59am and she makes you pull out. You'd have a serious case of blue balls for the next 13 hours.


NEET 05/10/2022 (Tue) 23:22:13 [Preview] No.519338 del
>>519336
N'Sync


NEET 05/10/2022 (Tue) 23:24:30 [Preview] No.519339 del
>>519337
>you can bone a hooker near a school but only outside of those hours. Imagine you're balls deep at 5:59am and she makes you pull out. You'd have a serious case of blue balls for the next 13 hours.
especially when she then trots through the school gate


NEET 05/10/2022 (Tue) 23:24:57 [Preview] No.519340 del
>>519336
>Name a more iconic lineup than the highwaymen
Cruisey, Possum, and Weber.


NEET 05/10/2022 (Tue) 23:30:16 [Preview] No.519341 del
>>519340
The media has forgotten all about nuro's failed solo career.


NEET 05/10/2022 (Tue) 23:32:28 [Preview] No.519342 del
Fucking David finally got back to me. I took all his shifts off him.
Makes more work for me but these wagie fucks need to remember who works for who.


NEET 05/10/2022 (Tue) 23:36:25 [Preview] No.519343 del
Thinking about creating General #514 now...


NEET 05/10/2022 (Tue) 23:39:19 [Preview] No.519344 del
>>519336
https://youtube.com/watch?v=aObwqcskB2s [Embed]


NEET 05/10/2022 (Tue) 23:40:07 [Preview] No.519345 del
>>519342
>remember who works for who.
Bossman power move.


NEET 05/10/2022 (Tue) 23:41:29 [Preview] No.519346 del
>>519344
https://youtube.com/watch?v=r5AQKgdzd3Q [Embed]


NEET 05/10/2022 (Tue) 23:43:04 [Preview] No.519347 del
>>519343
I make the threads early with an estimate on how fast we will burn through them (sometimes we can burn through 100 to 150 posts in an hour). But if people cannot link the threads, I wonder what hope we have for people to make them and then good home NEETs make several threads and there is confusion.

I think it's me and someone else who mostly makes the threads. A few good home NEETs have made threads when we have failed though, which also serve an important role that needs to be recognised.


NEET 05/10/2022 (Tue) 23:45:08 [Preview] No.519348 del
>>519347
I've supplied maybe 85% of the frogs. Somebody else can take care of the threads and links and shite.


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NEET 05/10/2022 (Tue) 23:49:47 [Preview] No.519350 del
>>519348
>Somebody else can take care of the threads and links and shite.
I appreciate that duty which serves an important function, similar to the list edition NEET.

The whole community does participate in different ways, but there is a reason behind my logic. That sometimes the spammer decides he wants to make six threads. He's miserable and everyone else should be as well. Threads should be made much later and others given the opportunity without fear that some spergout tantrum will shut everything down.


NEET 05/10/2022 (Tue) 23:49:59 [Preview] No.519351 del
>>519348
I supply the titles. Between us we are a finely oiled machine for creating quality new threads and filling them with posts of shit.


NEET 05/11/2022 (Wed) 00:10:24 [Preview] No.519352 del
Bought a dodgy orange juice. The label claims '50% less sugar'. Check ingredients; 50% orange juice, 50% water'. Tastes almost as diluted as the shit you get from Maccas.


NEET 05/11/2022 (Wed) 00:11:40 [Preview] No.519353 del
>>519352
>The label claims '50% less sugar'
I wonder about the need for such a claim. Do people add sugar to it because it isn't sweet enough is strange.


NEET 05/11/2022 (Wed) 00:13:04 [Preview] No.519354 del
Day 4, took a while to fall asleep last night. Gonna try not using my laptop in bed tonight


NEET 05/11/2022 (Wed) 00:20:23 [Preview] No.519355 del
>>519354
Good progress.

>Gonna try not using my laptop in bed tonight
Shut it down at a set time every night to create a routine could help as well.


NEET 05/11/2022 (Wed) 00:27:04 [Preview] No.519356 del
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>>519354
See (you) soon.


NEET 05/11/2022 (Wed) 00:27:57 [Preview] No.519357 del
>>519356
Why is this so bloody loud?


NEET 05/11/2022 (Wed) 00:44:36 [Preview] No.519359 del
>>519357
I didn't appreciate it either.


NEET 05/11/2022 (Wed) 00:44:59 [Preview] No.519360 del
Good Morning NEETs

Fuck this fucking weather is fucking pozzed.


NEET 05/11/2022 (Wed) 00:46:07 [Preview] No.519361 del
>>519360
Good morning nuro. Hope you're not falling for the global warming meme.


NEET 05/11/2022 (Wed) 00:51:05 [Preview] No.519362 del
Desire to goon rising


NEET 05/11/2022 (Wed) 00:51:46 [Preview] No.519363 del
>>519362
treat yourself unless you're monk.


NEET 05/11/2022 (Wed) 00:52:56 [Preview] No.519364 del
Cyclone forming off WA coast. I hope NK used the extra-strength hair gel today.


NEET 05/11/2022 (Wed) 00:54:01 [Preview] No.519365 del
>>519363
Or that other neet who's drying out. Or that neet who's quitting the dexies and in danger of developing a terrible new habit.


NEET 05/11/2022 (Wed) 00:55:12 [Preview] No.519366 del
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>>519362
Walk in my garden of delights friend.


NEET 05/11/2022 (Wed) 00:57:28 [Preview] No.519367 del
>>519361
I was just thinking to myself how the agenda would be going now if the globalists labeled it "global flooding" instead of global warming and or climate change.....

>>519364
that cyclone has de escalated it was really swirling the other day


NEET 05/11/2022 (Wed) 00:58:14 [Preview] No.519368 del
>>519360
Good morning NEET.


NEET 05/11/2022 (Wed) 01:02:23 [Preview] No.519369 del


NEET 05/11/2022 (Wed) 01:04:08 [Preview] No.519370 del
I heard nuro formed the wrong opinion once


NEET 05/11/2022 (Wed) 01:08:35 [Preview] No.519371 del
>>519370
His opinions are just straight copies of popular 4chan sentiment


NEET 05/11/2022 (Wed) 01:15:57 [Preview] No.519372 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=DMwNqSuoY78 [Embed]


NEET 05/11/2022 (Wed) 01:34:04 [Preview] No.519373 del
>>519363
K thanks


NEET 05/11/2022 (Wed) 01:34:44 [Preview] No.519374 del
>>519370
it was just that once

>>519371
um seweety /pol/ is always right


NEET 05/11/2022 (Wed) 02:02:04 [Preview] No.519378 del
Pulled pork brioche for lunch.


NEET 05/11/2022 (Wed) 02:05:13 [Preview] No.519379 del
>>519377
>Lizzo
I can't wank to that.


NEET 05/11/2022 (Wed) 02:10:10 [Preview] No.519380 del
>>519375
Surprised the photos weren't censored like every other MSM outlet has been doing. It's just a pile of bones ffs.


NEET 05/11/2022 (Wed) 02:22:55 [Preview] No.519381 del
Pulled pork brioche for lunch have been consumed.


NEET 05/11/2022 (Wed) 02:27:29 [Preview] No.519382 del
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NEET 05/11/2022 (Wed) 02:29:38 [Preview] No.519383 del
>>519375
I wonder if there is a smell.


NEET 05/11/2022 (Wed) 02:29:58 [Preview] No.519384 del
>>519382
Thanks. Having a sip at the moment.


NEET 05/11/2022 (Wed) 02:30:38 [Preview] No.519385 del
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>>519376
Needs more Trev in the world.


NEET 05/11/2022 (Wed) 02:30:38 [Preview] No.519386 del
>>519383
only things that would smell would be recent things with meat on them still


NEET 05/11/2022 (Wed) 02:31:00 [Preview] No.519387 del
>>519381
Yum. I had a plain pie.


NEET 05/11/2022 (Wed) 02:32:40 [Preview] No.519388 del
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NEET 05/11/2022 (Wed) 02:34:02 [Preview] No.519389 del
>>519387
Was it good?


NEET 05/11/2022 (Wed) 02:38:24 [Preview] No.519390 del
>>519388
>100 PERCENT.jpg
Most of their stock has come from China with a few bulbs from Australia that is often not at all fresh.


NEET 05/11/2022 (Wed) 02:38:51 [Preview] No.519391 del
>>519389
Very crumbly and I now have indigestion. I enjoyed it but the pain isn't nice.


NEET 05/11/2022 (Wed) 02:39:32 [Preview] No.519392 del
Bought some fresh rolls from the bakery and rolled my own today. I should do this more often I literally saved 11 dollars.


NEET 05/11/2022 (Wed) 02:40:54 [Preview] No.519393 del
>>519392
>saved 11 dollars.
Yes, you can make it how you want it.


NEET 05/11/2022 (Wed) 02:42:27 [Preview] No.519394 del
>>519392
Good job.


NEET 05/11/2022 (Wed) 02:44:03 [Preview] No.519395 del
>>519390
ReadingComprehensionNEET...


NEET 05/11/2022 (Wed) 02:45:07 [Preview] No.519396 del
>>519392
no sushi?


NEET 05/11/2022 (Wed) 02:48:37 [Preview] No.519397 del
https://nypost.com/2022/05/10/high testosterone-musk-says-hell-reverse-trump-ban-from-twitter


NEET 05/11/2022 (Wed) 02:49:20 [Preview] No.519398 del
>>519397
lol fucked by the very word filter I suggested


NEET 05/11/2022 (Wed) 02:58:51 [Preview] No.519400 del
>>519391
>I enjoyed it but the pain isn't nice.
You shouldn't have hit it with a stick.


NEET 05/11/2022 (Wed) 03:01:01 [Preview] No.519401 del
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No offence to Weber but this reminded me of the time he fell down and couldn't get back up.


NEET 05/11/2022 (Wed) 03:13:25 [Preview] No.519402 del
>>519401
Several times on the weekend Motherbat said things to the affect of "please don't fall over" while we were walking around.
Five weeks on my right leg is still sore to touch below the knee.


NEET 05/11/2022 (Wed) 03:15:52 [Preview] No.519403 del
On Monday I booked a two night stay in the CBD for this Friday and Saturday. I got up and cancelled it this morning. Nobody wants to see a fat loser like me taking up space.


NEET 05/11/2022 (Wed) 03:19:29 [Preview] No.519404 del
>>519396
no had to use the chook left over from last night

>>519398
the filter has become the filtered


NEET 05/11/2022 (Wed) 03:19:54 [Preview] No.519405 del
this was pretty cool

https://youtube.com/watch?v=OFuWxJEHPqQ [Embed]


NEET 05/11/2022 (Wed) 03:24:46 [Preview] No.519406 del
That chinky feed last night resulted in a very loose bowel movement


NEET 05/11/2022 (Wed) 03:30:09 [Preview] No.519407 del
If wages go up to keep with inflation the DSP should ho up to keep with inflation


NEET 05/11/2022 (Wed) 03:32:31 [Preview] No.519408 del
>>519407
>DSP should ho up
recipients are already a bunch of hoes


NEET 05/11/2022 (Wed) 03:35:51 [Preview] No.519409 del
>>519406
Serves you right for supporting those commie fucks


NEET 05/11/2022 (Wed) 03:47:53 [Preview] No.519411 del
>>519410
Shoahed


NEET 05/11/2022 (Wed) 04:01:49 [Preview] No.519412 del
>>519410
A nationwide poll about one electorate
Kooyong is mostly old money liberal voters


NEET 05/11/2022 (Wed) 04:03:35 [Preview] No.519413 del
>>519401
>he fell down and couldn't get back up
Sounds like a turtle. Shitey should take care of him.


NEET 05/11/2022 (Wed) 04:11:51 [Preview] No.519415 del
>>519413
I wonder if shitey ever fed dexies to the turtle, just to see what would happen.


NEET 05/11/2022 (Wed) 04:15:31 [Preview] No.519416 del
>>519412
Rich fucks who don't care about cost of living or housing because they already own much of the country's housing stock, but do care that their beachhouses might be underwater due to climate change.


NEET 05/11/2022 (Wed) 04:16:58 [Preview] No.519417 del
>>519415
That would be animal cruelty.


NEET 05/11/2022 (Wed) 04:17:14 [Preview] No.519418 del
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NEET 05/11/2022 (Wed) 04:18:34 [Preview] No.519419 del
>>519418
Not the kind of problem any of us will have to worry about.


NEET 05/11/2022 (Wed) 04:22:29 [Preview] No.519420 del
>>519418
I want one.


NEET 05/11/2022 (Wed) 04:26:26 [Preview] No.519421 del
A real life boong asked me for the time while I was in town earlier


NEET 05/11/2022 (Wed) 04:28:40 [Preview] No.519422 del
Green Hash from womblers.


NEET 05/11/2022 (Wed) 04:29:03 [Preview] No.519423 del
>>519421
Did you tell him to get a job and buy his own god damn watch?


NEET 05/11/2022 (Wed) 04:29:17 [Preview] No.519424 del
>>519421
Should have said Dreamtime


NEET 05/11/2022 (Wed) 04:30:35 [Preview] No.519425 del
>>519395
If Australian stock is provided year round, it would be fresh. It is often not fresh and the alternative is Chinese stock.


NEET 05/11/2022 (Wed) 04:32:39 [Preview] No.519426 del
>>519422
what is that?


NEET 05/11/2022 (Wed) 04:33:36 [Preview] No.519427 del
The olds havin a nap after a big lunch, God bless em.


NEET 05/11/2022 (Wed) 04:34:15 [Preview] No.519428 del
Just woke up.
Terrible sleep.
Mongs were fighting all night, slamming doors, yelling, hooning around.
Woe


NEET 05/11/2022 (Wed) 04:40:57 [Preview] No.519429 del
>>519424
Indeed, twas probably a codephrase. No true boong cares about white man's time.


NEET 05/11/2022 (Wed) 04:41:13 [Preview] No.519430 del
>>519428
liebeth?


NEET 05/11/2022 (Wed) 04:47:45 [Preview] No.519431 del
>>519430
he is not me


NEET 05/11/2022 (Wed) 04:48:50 [Preview] No.519432 del


NEET 05/11/2022 (Wed) 04:49:55 [Preview] No.519433 del
>>519402
>Five weeks on my right leg is still sore to touch below the knee.
You should see a qualified medical professional, if not done already.


NEET 05/11/2022 (Wed) 04:51:14 [Preview] No.519434 del
Shit that was 5 weeks ago? Where has my life gone?


NEET 05/11/2022 (Wed) 04:51:41 [Preview] No.519435 del
>tfw depressed


NEET 05/11/2022 (Wed) 04:52:32 [Preview] No.519436 del
>>519435
What are you doing with your life depressed neet?


NEET 05/11/2022 (Wed) 04:52:43 [Preview] No.519437 del
I never picked up that Dumbledore was gay


NEET 05/11/2022 (Wed) 04:53:53 [Preview] No.519438 del
>>519437
I would've trusted him if I was 12 years old too. Woe.


NEET 05/11/2022 (Wed) 04:55:33 [Preview] No.519439 del
>>519434
You've been on boong time.


NEET 05/11/2022 (Wed) 04:56:36 [Preview] No.519440 del
>>519437
What gave it away was the way he held his wand


NEET 05/11/2022 (Wed) 04:57:52 [Preview] No.519441 del
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>>519437
he wasn't until he was


NEET 05/11/2022 (Wed) 05:03:34 [Preview] No.519442 del
>>519436
cert iii in mong care. Have my work experience placement week after next. Besides that things aren't going very well, need to get on top of some bad habits and establish some good ones.


NEET 05/11/2022 (Wed) 05:04:54 [Preview] No.519443 del
>>519425
So what you're saying is despit the pic saying Coles had removed all imported garlic that they'd still sell CHink if no Aussie garlic was avail?


NEET 05/11/2022 (Wed) 05:08:03 [Preview] No.519444 del
I remember getting free loaves of bread from that Salvos while living outta me car.


NEET 05/11/2022 (Wed) 05:11:54 [Preview] No.519445 del
>>519444
I imagine living in a car was quite uncomfy.


NEET 05/11/2022 (Wed) 05:12:42 [Preview] No.519446 del
>>519444
Yeah well forget that, we've got to make room for more immigrants, diversity is our strength.


NEET 05/11/2022 (Wed) 05:17:19 [Preview] No.519447 del
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>>519442
Why do we have so many mong wranglers on here? We should be the wrangled, not the wranglers.


NEET 05/11/2022 (Wed) 05:24:52 [Preview] No.519448 del
>>519447
It's just cruisey


NEET 05/11/2022 (Wed) 05:26:13 [Preview] No.519450 del
Head & Shoulders doesn't work


NEET 05/11/2022 (Wed) 05:26:31 [Preview] No.519451 del
>>519448
>just cruisey
Two words that shouldn't go together, ever.


NEET 05/11/2022 (Wed) 05:27:01 [Preview] No.519452 del
>>519450
It does if you actually shower more than once a fortnight


NEET 05/11/2022 (Wed) 05:27:57 [Preview] No.519453 del
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NEET 05/11/2022 (Wed) 05:30:26 [Preview] No.519454 del
>>519452
No. It takes more moisture from your skull while giving you just enough moisturising oils to think it's effective and have you buying more. You simply cannot dispute my uneducated nonresearched logic.


NEET 05/11/2022 (Wed) 05:33:36 [Preview] No.519455 del
https://www.news.com.au/national/federal-election/state-of-the-nation-survey-reveals-68-per-cent-of-aussies-unhappy-with-the-direction-country-is-heading-in/news-story/7500cf52287c9b8d869e92b78a3aabe4
thousands of comments mentioning too much immigration in the search table thingo, but it gets presented in the article thusly:
>mmigration was also a concern but some worried Australia was becoming more racist.


NEET 05/11/2022 (Wed) 05:35:00 [Preview] No.519456 del
>>519336
The Dirty Mac.


NEET 05/11/2022 (Wed) 05:38:17 [Preview] No.519457 del
BO still hasn't used the Gochujang
Useless prick


NEET 05/11/2022 (Wed) 05:39:26 [Preview] No.519458 del
>>519426
Vegetarian one.
Bean tier.
Gave it to the dog.


NEET 05/11/2022 (Wed) 05:41:13 [Preview] No.519459 del
What even is a 'dash container'?


NEET 05/11/2022 (Wed) 05:41:22 [Preview] No.519460 del
>>519458
You should have known better.


NEET 05/11/2022 (Wed) 05:42:47 [Preview] No.519461 del
>>519460
It was a fake patty, fake cheese, a hashbrown, jalapenos, tom sauce and mustard.


NEET 05/11/2022 (Wed) 05:44:04 [Preview] No.519462 del
>>519461
how were the girls?


NEET 05/11/2022 (Wed) 05:47:20 [Preview] No.519463 del
>>519461
>fake cheese
Vile.


NEET 05/11/2022 (Wed) 05:49:24 [Preview] No.519464 del
>>519448
and monk's mum


NEET 05/11/2022 (Wed) 05:50:15 [Preview] No.519465 del
>>519464
Shes in aged care iirc.


NEET 05/11/2022 (Wed) 05:52:59 [Preview] No.519467 del
I'm so unfit, two hours of digging a trench and cutting wood for the old boy. I'm sore and tired now.


NEET 05/11/2022 (Wed) 06:02:17 [Preview] No.519468 del
>>519462
Chloe seemed well.
She has a lot of weird little tattoos.
One is a smiley face.


NEET 05/11/2022 (Wed) 06:03:45 [Preview] No.519469 del
Cruisey how do your mongs get so much from their packages? Is the ndis really that generous?
Bot has an elderly woman as a client and her package is only like 60k per year.
She had 3 sons, 2 killed themselves because of drug addiction issues and the other was in a car accident that permanently disfigured his face and caused an acquired brain injury, he later shot himself in the head.
I think this package is just for recliner chairs and lite n easy subscriptions etc but not sure if it covers health costs too.


NEET 05/11/2022 (Wed) 06:05:57 [Preview] No.519470 del
>>519468
>She has a lot of weird little tattoos.
I think a lot of girls get these sorts of tattoos as another form of self-harm. A form of self-harm that is mostly seen as socially acceptable.


NEET 05/11/2022 (Wed) 06:08:57 [Preview] No.519471 del
>>519469
Is that aged care?
There's only 4 levels on that with a max of 50 odd grand.
All that stuff about the sons is sort of irrelevant.
If it's aged care the funding is very flexible, although if NDIS, I need more info.


NEET 05/11/2022 (Wed) 06:10:38 [Preview] No.519472 del
>>519469
>She had 3 sons, 2 killed themselves because of drug addiction issues and the other was in a car accident that permanently disfigured his face and caused an acquired brain injury, he later shot himself in the head
she should be in prison for her mad parenting skills


NEET 05/11/2022 (Wed) 06:16:12 [Preview] No.519473 del
LMAO, Tiffiny buys Promite.


NEET 05/11/2022 (Wed) 06:17:06 [Preview] No.519474 del
Promite > Vegemite


NEET 05/11/2022 (Wed) 06:17:17 [Preview] No.519475 del
>>519473
>Tiffiny
Good boutique?


NEET 05/11/2022 (Wed) 06:17:46 [Preview] No.519476 del
Promite is better.


NEET 05/11/2022 (Wed) 06:19:59 [Preview] No.519477 del
MightyMite shits on the rest


NEET 05/11/2022 (Wed) 06:20:51 [Preview] No.519478 del
MagyarMite tastes like gypsy poo


NEET 05/11/2022 (Wed) 06:20:52 [Preview] No.519479 del
>Imagine buying an 'Aussie' product that's owned by America


NEET 05/11/2022 (Wed) 06:29:41 [Preview] No.519480 del
>>519479
>implications


NEET 05/11/2022 (Wed) 06:29:51 [Preview] No.519481 del
I've been boonging it up quite a bit the last few days. I've been doing nothing but drinking, wanking and watching films and tv shows.
Caught a mouse in a mouse trap. I need to get rid of the mouse but I am putting it off. This reminds me of the neet with the cat poo in the shower.
Haven't gone to the gym in a few days due to this current bender. Not sure if I should extend it another day for a solid night of sleep before returning to the gym or just gar tonight.
Contemplating getting some more goon. Not interested in having a wank though. I'm all wanked out for a few days.
Still feel like shit. Not outright suicidal but absolutely dejected. Real fucking lonely. Going nowhere and I'm in a hurry sort of deal. Nothing unusual I suppose.
I can't even be bothered posting the latest crop of Olives.
>>518630
Oh believe me I was fucking feeling it a few days ago. I am actually quite disturbed how much better getting smashed makes me feel. It just lifts my mood like nothing else can.


NEET 05/11/2022 (Wed) 06:30:25 [Preview] No.519482 del
Town was fucking depressing today.
Stores were out of stock, more people begging than usual, stores closed as if it were a public holiday.
Is it a public holiday?


NEET 05/11/2022 (Wed) 06:31:58 [Preview] No.519483 del


NEET 05/11/2022 (Wed) 06:32:00 [Preview] No.519484 del
>>519481
It is tough NEET. I am in the same boat.
I do not know what else to say. It is so hard.


NEET 05/11/2022 (Wed) 06:33:49 [Preview] No.519485 del
>>519392
Looks terrible.
>literally saved
No shit you downie. Buying food like that is a terrible idea when you are homeless. Why the fuck didn't you think of this earlier?


NEET 05/11/2022 (Wed) 06:33:52 [Preview] No.519486 del
>>519481
You should go talk to your gp oliveneet. If thats not your cup of tea then try go for a walk or make something healthyish to eat as a positive first step.


NEET 05/11/2022 (Wed) 06:33:56 [Preview] No.519487 del
>>519481
Put the kettle on.
Put on some music
Eat BEANS
Throw both the mouse and the trap in the bin with a dustpan. Fuck mouse.


NEET 05/11/2022 (Wed) 06:33:59 [Preview] No.519488 del
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>>519481
>I've been doing nothing but drinking, wanking and watching films and tv shows.
Living the dream.

>Haven't gone to the gym in a few days due to this current bender
You need to, you need a fight camp like that other NEET.


NEET 05/11/2022 (Wed) 06:34:40 [Preview] No.519489 del
>>519482
>Is it a public holiday?
Depends on your state, I am assuming no but I could be wrong.


NEET 05/11/2022 (Wed) 06:34:45 [Preview] No.519490 del
>>519481
Ask your mate SoyFree for advice. Oh that's right he doesn't exist.


NEET 05/11/2022 (Wed) 06:36:27 [Preview] No.519491 del
>>519490
Are many people here real?


NEET 05/11/2022 (Wed) 06:39:29 [Preview] No.519492 del
>>519484
Yeah. I'm still waiting for my life to start. Sometimes the realisation hits me that this is it and I just feel so disappointed.
>>519486
I've been thinking about it. Getting started with the psychologist would be the tricky bit for me. I'd have to be very open from the beginning but I'd be very uncomfortable doing that when I didn't really know them very well.
>>519488
Even the times line up. Yeah, I'll go tonight. Probably just a lighter session to get back into the swing of it.
>>519490
Fucking hell mate, you sure do seem cut up about him making a more successful spin-off board than you.


NEET 05/11/2022 (Wed) 06:41:48 [Preview] No.519493 del
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>>519481
Here you go neet, might keep you going until you feel in the mood.


NEET 05/11/2022 (Wed) 06:41:55 [Preview] No.519494 del
>>519485
>>519490
Poorly bantered


NEET 05/11/2022 (Wed) 06:41:58 [Preview] No.519495 del
>>519490
lol
just like 10k, nofun, cruisy, wombat, possum, and iga


NEET 05/11/2022 (Wed) 06:43:58 [Preview] No.519496 del
>>519495
Is anyone real though?


NEET 05/11/2022 (Wed) 06:44:13 [Preview] No.519497 del
>>519481
Break the cycle or you’ll be broken in fight camp


NEET 05/11/2022 (Wed) 06:48:28 [Preview] No.519498 del
Am I real?


NEET 05/11/2022 (Wed) 06:50:27 [Preview] No.519499 del
Point out one instance of him posting here post-/chill and I'll stfu.

I'm waiting.


NEET 05/11/2022 (Wed) 06:54:31 [Preview] No.519500 del
>>519453
A masterpiece. Did you buy it as an NFT?


NEET 05/11/2022 (Wed) 06:55:46 [Preview] No.519501 del
>>519491
Many of us are just a manifestation of thought that continue to live on in the minds of others.


NEET 05/11/2022 (Wed) 06:56:09 [Preview] No.519502 del
>>519464
...and certified mong neet


NEET 05/11/2022 (Wed) 06:56:44 [Preview] No.519503 del
>>519501
I agree.


NEET 05/11/2022 (Wed) 06:57:18 [Preview] No.519504 del
>>519470
Interesting insight. Many chicks love cutting themselves.
>>519472
common sense neet


NEET 05/11/2022 (Wed) 06:58:15 [Preview] No.519505 del
>>519481
As one elite gooner falls, a new one rises to take his place.


NEET 05/11/2022 (Wed) 07:00:15 [Preview] No.519506 del
>>519505
reddit.com/r/gooncaves/top


NEET 05/11/2022 (Wed) 07:01:10 [Preview] No.519507 del
Just as I thought
Nothin


NEET 05/11/2022 (Wed) 07:01:19 [Preview] No.519508 del
>>519506
A lot of Coomers there.


NEET 05/11/2022 (Wed) 07:02:49 [Preview] No.519509 del
>>519499
Shit meme. You keep asking and I keep providing and you keep ignoring. Google is failing me and I can't be fucked finding his posts again.


NEET 05/11/2022 (Wed) 07:02:53 [Preview] No.519510 del
One(1) suspect chicken tit down the hatch. Will let you guys know tomorrow if it stayed down


NEET 05/11/2022 (Wed) 07:03:01 [Preview] No.519511 del
>>519499
That doesn't mean he doesn't exist you spastic.


NEET 05/11/2022 (Wed) 07:03:16 [Preview] No.519512 del
Which Evil Dead was suggested for F13th?


NEET 05/11/2022 (Wed) 07:03:18 [Preview] No.519513 del


NEET 05/11/2022 (Wed) 07:04:29 [Preview] No.519514 del
How do people use laptops on their lap or on a table? My neck is killing me after 15 minutes


NEET 05/11/2022 (Wed) 07:04:49 [Preview] No.519515 del
>>519505
>take his place
He's just keeping his seat warm.


NEET 05/11/2022 (Wed) 07:04:53 [Preview] No.519516 del
>>519512
I originally suggested for Dog Soldiers and/or Vampires. The neet who wanted army of darkness suggested it afterwards, and while it's a find movie, it should go to the back of the queue.


NEET 05/11/2022 (Wed) 07:05:19 [Preview] No.519517 del
>>519514
I have no clue. I would use a dock system if I was forced to use one.


NEET 05/11/2022 (Wed) 07:05:37 [Preview] No.519518 del
>>519514
Tilt the screen back and slouch down in your chair like a proper NEET.


NEET 05/11/2022 (Wed) 07:06:11 [Preview] No.519519 del
>>519513
HERE: >>502136 fuckface
By luck it was the first thread I opened.


NEET 05/11/2022 (Wed) 07:08:07 [Preview] No.519520 del
Don't think we're gonna be able to get through 3 movies on friday the 13th, but maybe it's worth trying.


NEET 05/11/2022 (Wed) 07:09:04 [Preview] No.519521 del
>>519518
It slides down the far end of my chungo


NEET 05/11/2022 (Wed) 07:09:08 [Preview] No.519522 del
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>>519518
An attitude of dignified repose works best for the larger neet.


NEET 05/11/2022 (Wed) 07:12:03 [Preview] No.519523 del
>>519510
Goodbye neet.


NEET 05/11/2022 (Wed) 07:12:26 [Preview] No.519524 del
Is it possible to make new threads invisible and locked until we reach 1000 on the old thread?


NEET 05/11/2022 (Wed) 07:13:01 [Preview] No.519525 del
>>519522
Yo the base of that chair must be made of mithril


NEET 05/11/2022 (Wed) 07:13:40 [Preview] No.519526 del
>>519524
Why are you obsessed with this?


NEET 05/11/2022 (Wed) 07:14:02 [Preview] No.519527 del
>>519510
Sleep tight.


NEET 05/11/2022 (Wed) 07:14:14 [Preview] No.519528 del
>>519526
A suggestion, not an obsession.


NEET 05/11/2022 (Wed) 07:15:29 [Preview] No.519529 del
>>519528
What's the point of an invisible thread?


NEET 05/11/2022 (Wed) 07:16:33 [Preview] No.519530 del
Tea and sweet potato curry soup consumed.
Would recommend the sweet potato curry, I'd make a batch and freeze it but some MONG stole all my fucking tuppaware and the NEETs know how important this tuppaware is.

I've got like 20 containers and none have matching lids.
Not only did the MONG steal my tuppaware but she dumped a ton of random unmached containers in my kitchen.
The fuck am I going to do with these?
I didn't want them, and it's just so if I throw them out she can justify keeping all of my good ones.
Bad home struggles, maybe if the whore cooked her own food she could afford to buy her own tuppaware
RRRRRRRRREEEEEEE


NEET 05/11/2022 (Wed) 07:17:20 [Preview] No.519531 del
>>519528
Your arse is my obsession - anal the suggestion.


NEET 05/11/2022 (Wed) 07:17:39 [Preview] No.519532 del
>>519524
Probably not. The better solution would be allowing any level of staff of a board (i.e., when logged in) to make threads if thread creation is locked (it could be a simple check in the code for role signature or some other variable). Me or the other two mods, could then make a thread without issue.


NEET 05/11/2022 (Wed) 07:17:59 [Preview] No.519533 del


NEET 05/11/2022 (Wed) 07:18:23 [Preview] No.519534 del
>>519530
I spoon stuff like curries into freezer bags and then twist them off and put them in the freezer.
Once they are frozen it all comes out in one lump.


NEET 05/11/2022 (Wed) 07:19:39 [Preview] No.519535 del
>>519534
>twist them off and put them in the freezer
Weber threatened to do that to me once.


NEET 05/11/2022 (Wed) 07:20:40 [Preview] No.519536 del
>>519534
>it all comes out in one lump
That's a good quick easy poo.


NEET 05/11/2022 (Wed) 07:21:10 [Preview] No.519537 del
>>519535
You should have listened to him the first time.


NEET 05/11/2022 (Wed) 07:24:35 [Preview] No.519538 del
Weber employed me as a personal assistant but became enraged when I posted jokingly about the frequency of his toilet visits during the workday on LinkedIn once


NEET 05/11/2022 (Wed) 07:25:06 [Preview] No.519539 del
>>519538
He has a thin skin and quick temper.


NEET 05/11/2022 (Wed) 07:25:12 [Preview] No.519540 del
>>519529
Dignity. And to keep the riff-raff from posting on it until it's ready.


NEET 05/11/2022 (Wed) 07:25:49 [Preview] No.519541 del
Are there any good films about boongs?


NEET 05/11/2022 (Wed) 07:26:09 [Preview] No.519542 del
Okay these were suggested:
The Witch
Hellraiser
Black Sheep
Dog Soldiers
The Snowtown Murders (this was suggested a couple of times, no)
Vampires
Planet Terror
From Dawn Till Dusk
Army of Darkness


NEET 05/11/2022 (Wed) 07:26:36 [Preview] No.519543 del
>>519538
The boss does as he wills, and the PA from the temp agency suffers what she must.


NEET 05/11/2022 (Wed) 07:26:39 [Preview] No.519544 del
>>519540
>riff-raff
It's okay to say NEETs from bad homes.


NEET 05/11/2022 (Wed) 07:26:56 [Preview] No.519545 del
>>519543
Based.


NEET 05/11/2022 (Wed) 07:28:56 [Preview] No.519547 del
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>Once they are frozen it all comes out in one lump.


NEET 05/11/2022 (Wed) 07:29:55 [Preview] No.519548 del
>>519546
Good stuff. Real a head shaker.


NEET 05/11/2022 (Wed) 07:29:58 [Preview] No.519549 del
There must surely be a line of bdsm videos where a portly, short and surly boss inflicts extreme sexual cruelty and humiliation on a much younger PA, just fresh out of uni.

If not, we should make it.


NEET 05/11/2022 (Wed) 07:30:49 [Preview] No.519550 del
>>519549
>short and surly boss
Executive*
Executives**


NEET 05/11/2022 (Wed) 07:31:17 [Preview] No.519551 del
>>519546
Funky tune.


NEET 05/11/2022 (Wed) 07:31:42 [Preview] No.519552 del
>>519550
An executive CEO


NEET 05/11/2022 (Wed) 07:31:54 [Preview] No.519553 del
>>519540
That's gay.


NEET 05/11/2022 (Wed) 07:32:21 [Preview] No.519554 del
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NEET 05/11/2022 (Wed) 07:32:44 [Preview] No.519555 del
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>>519549
You just want to see the look on their face.


NEET 05/11/2022 (Wed) 07:33:45 [Preview] No.519556 del
>>519542
The ones on the lower half of the list are going to be more fun than the ones at the top.


NEET 05/11/2022 (Wed) 07:34:32 [Preview] No.519557 del
>>519542
The VVitch was well made, but kind of boring.
I haven't seen army of darkness for a long time


NEET 05/11/2022 (Wed) 07:34:46 [Preview] No.519558 del
>>519542
>Dog Soldiers
I vote for that one. I wouldn't say it is the best film on the list but it is the most fitting for what we will be doing.


NEET 05/11/2022 (Wed) 07:37:03 [Preview] No.519559 del
>>519558
Dog Soldiers
Vampires
Army of Darkness

These will be good fun horror movies.


NEET 05/11/2022 (Wed) 07:49:36 [Preview] No.519560 del


NEET 05/11/2022 (Wed) 07:51:27 [Preview] No.519561 del


NEET 05/11/2022 (Wed) 07:51:56 [Preview] No.519562 del
My eczema looks like track marks.


NEET 05/11/2022 (Wed) 07:53:07 [Preview] No.519563 del
Nuro said that he could grant me safe passage to and from the Coolum beach public toilets, but stressed that that if I were to venture to any toilets beyond the beach, my safety couldn't be guaranteed once.


NEET 05/11/2022 (Wed) 07:53:21 [Preview] No.519564 del
>>519562
Sooth it!


NEET 05/11/2022 (Wed) 07:53:56 [Preview] No.519565 del
Got a whole tray of frozen oven bake pastries for 4$.
Nobody bought it because it was labeled "ravioli" but was obviously not ravioli.
I assume whoever imported or packaged it google translated the name because they didn't realize Australia is multivulti.

If these are actually good and were simply mislabeled I'll go back and buy $20 worth.
These frozen pastries usually bake really well and the filling is like 3 ingredients so you get what you pay for.


NEET 05/11/2022 (Wed) 07:54:13 [Preview] No.519566 del
>>519562
Apply a soothing lotion.


NEET 05/11/2022 (Wed) 07:54:46 [Preview] No.519567 del
>>519563
Did you remain safe on your journey?


NEET 05/11/2022 (Wed) 07:55:49 [Preview] No.519568 del
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>>519562
You need some Cetaphil.


NEET 05/11/2022 (Wed) 07:55:56 [Preview] No.519569 del
>>519565
>Got a whole tray of frozen oven bake pastries for 4$.
Feed = Power


NEET 05/11/2022 (Wed) 07:56:04 [Preview] No.519570 del
>>519567
Some parts made it through unmolested. Some parts.


NEET 05/11/2022 (Wed) 07:56:30 [Preview] No.519571 del
>>519568
I need a chink girl with hello kitty underpants.


NEET 05/11/2022 (Wed) 07:56:42 [Preview] No.519572 del
>>519565
Well done neet.


NEET 05/11/2022 (Wed) 07:57:33 [Preview] No.519573 del
>>519570
Did you see any blue blocks?


NEET 05/11/2022 (Wed) 08:11:39 [Preview] No.519574 del
Up 5kg. Not good.


NEET 05/11/2022 (Wed) 08:12:33 [Preview] No.519575 del
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I took a screenshot of pic related just now because it is something I have talked about on here before but no-one else knew what I was talking about.
Well I finally found someone else who has mentioned it. He is absolutely right. It is not just me. All the meat in this country started tasting and smelling weird.


NEET 05/11/2022 (Wed) 08:15:28 [Preview] No.519576 del
NEETs I want to start drinking smoothies.
Does anyone have a recommendation for a blender or similar machine?
I want it to be cheap and easy to clean.


NEET 05/11/2022 (Wed) 08:17:05 [Preview] No.519577 del
>>519556
>>519557
>>519558
Okay.
We'll make do with:
Dog Soldiers
Army of Darkness
and
either Planet Terror
or From Dawn Till Dusk

Also if anyone has recommendation of the order, do tell.


NEET 05/11/2022 (Wed) 08:20:47 [Preview] No.519578 del
>>519575
I have more or less given up on meat this year.
I've also noticed a marked rise in big food businesses selling synthetic meat, only today I saw a chain store promoting fake meat.

Because of inflation, it could simply be that far more of our high quality meat is being exported to China.
It could be that quality has fallen in the last year, and this could easily be related to issues in feed supply.

Maybe something is going on.
Couldn't' tell you what.


NEET 05/11/2022 (Wed) 08:37:29 [Preview] No.519579 del
>>519576
Cheap ones from Kmart and such work are okay but loud.


NEET 05/11/2022 (Wed) 08:40:57 [Preview] No.519580 del
>>519576
Use a a stick blender.
You can just blend a smoothie in whatever jug and just rinse it off under a tap.
Far more useful than a blender because you can also use it in pots on the stove to make curry/soup.
I own 3 kitchen gadgets and the stick blender is one of them.
Pro tip: you can get one from an op shop then order replacement blades online.


NEET 05/11/2022 (Wed) 08:43:38 [Preview] No.519581 del
>>519580
>in whatever jug
What sort of jug should I use?
Does the stick blender make liquids fly all over the place and mess up the kitchen?


NEET 05/11/2022 (Wed) 08:45:15 [Preview] No.519582 del
Woolies had these the other day. Usually I only find these at fancy non squatter IGAs


NEET 05/11/2022 (Wed) 08:46:26 [Preview] No.519583 del
>>519575
I remember when you first mentioned it and I said I had noticed the smell and thought it was the way they now seal the packs and the easy pull opening they use, I guess they use heat to seal it. I now only get meat delivery from my local butcher and there has been no smell that I have noticed, I'm getting another order on friday I think so I'll report my findings. The first thing I noticed when i put my first order in with them was the Australian bacon tasted a lot better than the stuff from the deli from both coles and woolies.


NEET 05/11/2022 (Wed) 08:47:56 [Preview] No.519584 del
>>519582
Flavourtown?


NEET 05/11/2022 (Wed) 08:47:58 [Preview] No.519585 del
>>519582
Don't mention him you boring dickhead.
Fuck off.


NEET 05/11/2022 (Wed) 08:48:43 [Preview] No.519586 del
>>519582
You are meant to be pretending you are not living at the workshop any more.


NEET 05/11/2022 (Wed) 08:53:48 [Preview] No.519587 del
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>>519584
It barely fits in the air fryer we will see. I did not account for this on purchase

>>519585
Stop seething angry old man, I’m sorry the poorfag and fatherless attacks on IGA rubbed you the wrong way

>>519586
I am working late and finishing this tonight fuckwad. Parts just arrived and it’s down to the wire cuntoid.


NEET 05/11/2022 (Wed) 08:54:21 [Preview] No.519588 del
>>519571
I swear I have a picture of her somewhere. Shitey treated us poorly. We provided him with succor, with friendship and companionship during his aloneness, and in return he only sent us pictures of the girls he shagged while they still had clothes on. Much woe. Many such cases.


NEET 05/11/2022 (Wed) 08:56:04 [Preview] No.519589 del
>>519587
Close the toilet lid when you go to sleep tonight.


NEET 05/11/2022 (Wed) 08:56:55 [Preview] No.519590 del
There were some good pics of Shitey's miss Kitty. She was much more attractive than the Indian Lady.
Shitey was a horn dog.


NEET 05/11/2022 (Wed) 08:57:42 [Preview] No.519591 del
>>519574
starve yourself

>>519565
well done, be sure to deliver the executive's cut before supper time

>>519575
take your meds

>>519514
low self worth


NEET 05/11/2022 (Wed) 09:00:29 [Preview] No.519592 del
>>519577
How early can we start? Be best to start early if we're trying to get through 3 moofies.


NEET 05/11/2022 (Wed) 09:00:59 [Preview] No.519593 del
>>519574
Just set the scale to start at -10 and then you will be down 5kg instead.


NEET 05/11/2022 (Wed) 09:03:54 [Preview] No.519594 del
>>519581
There's a few ways to avoid this and I never do now.
Many stick blenders come with an attachment or a special jug.

A. use the aerator blade it will never hurl shit around, that's the one with the semicircular cutouts.
B.if the blender is deep in the liquid as with soup it's never an issue
C. failing either of the above you just use a deep jug, you can buy a round water jug for like $5.


NEET 05/11/2022 (Wed) 09:04:29 [Preview] No.519595 del
>>519593
Ausneets diet tips


NEET 05/11/2022 (Wed) 09:05:34 [Preview] No.519596 del
>>519594
Thank you.
I might give it a try.


NEET 05/11/2022 (Wed) 09:08:00 [Preview] No.519597 del
>>519589
Um my toilet does not smell. It’s brand new and immaculately cleaned with mold killer every few days. that and my shit does not stink so fuck off


NEET 05/11/2022 (Wed) 09:08:50 [Preview] No.519598 del
>>519597
Rats crawl up them from the sewers sometimes. IF you hear a noise, you will know what it is.


NEET 05/11/2022 (Wed) 09:09:15 [Preview] No.519599 del
>>519593
Thank you.
I might give it a try.


NEET 05/11/2022 (Wed) 09:09:31 [Preview] No.519600 del
>>519597
Do you let customers use it?


NEET 05/11/2022 (Wed) 09:10:59 [Preview] No.519601 del
My grandparents used to set their scale to start at a negative number.
I think they did it to avoid the psychological effect of seeing their weight at over 100kg.


NEET 05/11/2022 (Wed) 09:19:59 [Preview] No.519602 del
>>519601
you sure that wasn't a side effect of them calibrating it with a known mass? the springs in those old ones would give out over time


NEET 05/11/2022 (Wed) 09:21:22 [Preview] No.519603 del
>>519602
I don't think so.


NEET 05/11/2022 (Wed) 09:22:44 [Preview] No.519604 del
>>519600
Who goes into a business and uses their shitter?


NEET 05/11/2022 (Wed) 09:23:21 [Preview] No.519605 del
>>519604
>Who goes into a business and uses their shitter?
t. Pajeet.


NEET 05/11/2022 (Wed) 09:23:42 [Preview] No.519606 del
Bins are out for the garbage people.


NEET 05/11/2022 (Wed) 09:23:48 [Preview] No.519607 del
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>>519604
No self respecting pajeet, that's for sure.


NEET 05/11/2022 (Wed) 09:24:37 [Preview] No.519608 del
Most people would spontaneously empty their bowels walking past the Lancia in the car park.


NEET 05/11/2022 (Wed) 09:24:58 [Preview] No.519609 del
>>519605
Wouldn't pajeet just go on the footpath in front of the business


NEET 05/11/2022 (Wed) 09:27:46 [Preview] No.519610 del
>>519609
Anywhere designated.


NEET 05/11/2022 (Wed) 09:29:01 [Preview] No.519611 del
Saw this comment on reddit and it made me lol:

Someone I know in another capital city trapped any cats that came into his yard and took them to a council pound on the other side of the city and said the he found it wandering the streets.


NEET 05/11/2022 (Wed) 09:29:23 [Preview] No.519612 del
BINS OUT FOR HARAMBE


NEET 05/11/2022 (Wed) 09:29:26 [Preview] No.519613 del
>>519609
I think his point was he just spotted the pajeet poster.


NEET 05/11/2022 (Wed) 09:29:39 [Preview] No.519614 del
>>519608
Poorly bantered.


NEET 05/11/2022 (Wed) 09:30:13 [Preview] No.519615 del
Tomorrow I have to put out my red (rubbish) and yellow (recycling) bins.


NEET 05/11/2022 (Wed) 09:30:35 [Preview] No.519616 del
>>519614
Get back in the bin!


NEET 05/11/2022 (Wed) 09:31:48 [Preview] No.519617 del
>>519615
>red (rubbish) and yellow (recycling) bins.
Please to describe their relative sizes.


NEET 05/11/2022 (Wed) 09:31:54 [Preview] No.519618 del
>>519616
#binlife 2022


NEET 05/11/2022 (Wed) 09:32:20 [Preview] No.519619 del
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UNDENIABLE


NEET 05/11/2022 (Wed) 09:34:26 [Preview] No.519620 del
>>519617
The yellow bin is maybe two inches larger in each dimension than the other.


NEET 05/11/2022 (Wed) 09:34:30 [Preview] No.519621 del
>>519609
Respectable businesses are not found on designated shitting streets.


NEET 05/11/2022 (Wed) 09:36:48 [Preview] No.519622 del
>>519619
Mate you did a shit in pan you vile pig of a man


NEET 05/11/2022 (Wed) 09:39:57 [Preview] No.519623 del
>>519620
The trend these days is to make the rubbish bin tiny. They want it all in the recycling bin.


NEET 05/11/2022 (Wed) 09:40:13 [Preview] No.519624 del
>>519619
Calm down Keegan you live in a warehouse.
You ridicule IGA for drinking goon and you post photos of goon yourself.
Post your bedroom (not the summer toilet one)


NEET 05/11/2022 (Wed) 09:40:30 [Preview] No.519625 del
>>519619
Nuro a toilet is still a toilet.


NEET 05/11/2022 (Wed) 09:43:42 [Preview] No.519626 del
>>519625
Could it be used for steaming?


NEET 05/11/2022 (Wed) 09:44:09 [Preview] No.519627 del
>>519626
With the right modifications. Maybe something involving Weber's hole.


NEET 05/11/2022 (Wed) 09:45:00 [Preview] No.519628 del
struggling to eat 15 baked cheese pastries.
Unsuited for the wog diet.
But feed=power so I will persist.


NEET 05/11/2022 (Wed) 09:45:11 [Preview] No.519629 del
Imagine preferring a toilet bedroom over a dirty kitchen


NEET 05/11/2022 (Wed) 09:45:38 [Preview] No.519630 del
I made a 320g box of Celebrations last 4 days


NEET 05/11/2022 (Wed) 09:45:42 [Preview] No.519631 del
>>519628
Don't stop NEET, you can have a purge later, but they must be finished.


NEET 05/11/2022 (Wed) 09:46:13 [Preview] No.519632 del
>>519630
I bet all the good ones lasted less time than that.


NEET 05/11/2022 (Wed) 09:46:34 [Preview] No.519633 del
>>519622
Who hasn't taken a shit in a pan?


NEET 05/11/2022 (Wed) 09:46:57 [Preview] No.519634 del
>>519628
You could have kept half for tomorrow.


NEET 05/11/2022 (Wed) 09:47:08 [Preview] No.519635 del
>>519633
In cookin pan?
Hopefully no one else ITT


NEET 05/11/2022 (Wed) 09:48:45 [Preview] No.519636 del
>>519628
Good luck NEET.


NEET 05/11/2022 (Wed) 09:49:49 [Preview] No.519637 del
>>519592
We can start as early 17-18 AEST.


NEET 05/11/2022 (Wed) 09:50:45 [Preview] No.519638 del
>>519637
>tfw WA neet and won’t be home in time for first movie


NEET 05/11/2022 (Wed) 09:51:59 [Preview] No.519639 del
Numpto is absolutely obsessed. Those narky posts from before have no place here. He is mentally unstable. Bragging about a bike and a toilet? Please explain?


NEET 05/11/2022 (Wed) 09:53:01 [Preview] No.519640 del
>>519639
He is a narcissist.


NEET 05/11/2022 (Wed) 09:54:31 [Preview] No.519641 del
Why didn’t buro try move in the workshop when bossman was still alive?


NEET 05/11/2022 (Wed) 09:55:34 [Preview] No.519642 del
>>519632
Nah, I sorted them out and ate them in groups


NEET 05/11/2022 (Wed) 09:56:20 [Preview] No.519643 del
>>519639
He's a machinist.


NEET 05/11/2022 (Wed) 09:56:44 [Preview] No.519644 del
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>>519617
We have the red and the green one is for garden waste etc that only gets emptied once a fortnight, and as many as the black recycle ones you want to put out every week, the paper-cardboard must be separated from the rest.


NEET 05/11/2022 (Wed) 09:57:51 [Preview] No.519645 del
>>519641
I bet he negotiated with his partner after the death as part of him becoming the CEO


NEET 05/11/2022 (Wed) 09:57:54 [Preview] No.519646 del


NEET 05/11/2022 (Wed) 10:00:13 [Preview] No.519647 del
>>519638
The whole thing is bit less than 5 hours (no matter which we pick Planet Terror or From Dusk, 2 minutes difference).
So if we start at:
- 17 AEST, it ends 22
- 18 and 23
- 19 and 24
etc.
There are some NEETs who go to bed early or has other stuff to do late evening/early night. No matter what they won't see the last one probably. There must be some compromise.


NEET 05/11/2022 (Wed) 10:01:13 [Preview] No.519648 del
>>519647
I understand. Can’t please everyone. What moofies are on btw?


NEET 05/11/2022 (Wed) 10:03:33 [Preview] No.519649 del
I felt like having chinkie again but I thought better of it. QT asian didn’t give much of a response when I said the meal was delicious yesterday. If only I was a slim, tall and handsome neet.


NEET 05/11/2022 (Wed) 10:08:01 [Preview] No.519650 del
>>519649
>asian didn’t give much of a response
She's a lesbian m8 move on and forget her.


NEET 05/11/2022 (Wed) 10:08:42 [Preview] No.519651 del
>>519649
Are you short fat and ugly?


NEET 05/11/2022 (Wed) 10:08:51 [Preview] No.519652 del
>>519650
If I wasn’t a coward I would have asked her out like webby did to that chick in the drive thru.


NEET 05/11/2022 (Wed) 10:09:18 [Preview] No.519653 del


NEET 05/11/2022 (Wed) 10:09:43 [Preview] No.519654 del
>>519651
Doing a Weber


NEET 05/11/2022 (Wed) 10:10:25 [Preview] No.519655 del
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you NEETs crack me up sometimes


NEET 05/11/2022 (Wed) 10:11:09 [Preview] No.519656 del
>>519653
That is unfortunate.

>>519652
It would just have been awkward for all concerned. We NEETs need to know our place and not inflict ourselves on the normies and their lives.


NEET 05/11/2022 (Wed) 10:11:32 [Preview] No.519657 del
>>519578
So it’s the Jews??


NEET 05/11/2022 (Wed) 10:11:35 [Preview] No.519658 del
>>519655
Why is that Pepe so tumesced?


NEET 05/11/2022 (Wed) 10:12:27 [Preview] No.519659 del
>>519656
Surely someone out there could love me?


NEET 05/11/2022 (Wed) 10:12:42 [Preview] No.519660 del
>>519648
- Dog Soldiers
- Army of Darkness
- From Dusk Till Dawn or Planet Terror
Order is undecided.


NEET 05/11/2022 (Wed) 10:12:45 [Preview] No.519661 del
>>519655
Well memed.
I found Pepe's erection a bit crass and unnecessary though.


NEET 05/11/2022 (Wed) 10:13:14 [Preview] No.519662 del
>>519656
Indeed, we must stay hidden in the shadows unknown to the rest of humanity.


NEET 05/11/2022 (Wed) 10:13:17 [Preview] No.519663 del
>>519659
I do not know enough to say.
I suppose it is possible.


NEET 05/11/2022 (Wed) 10:13:27 [Preview] No.519664 del
>>519660
Based. I haven’t seen any of them.


NEET 05/11/2022 (Wed) 10:13:44 [Preview] No.519665 del
>>519647
I don't mind the last option. I probably won't see them all but will watch what I can.


NEET 05/11/2022 (Wed) 10:14:13 [Preview] No.519666 del
>>519659
Almost completed my 42nd lap of the sun without finding one.


NEET 05/11/2022 (Wed) 10:14:13 [Preview] No.519667 del
>>519630
You need to up your game neet - a real executive could've gone through that in 4 hours, and had room for lunch.


NEET 05/11/2022 (Wed) 10:14:30 [Preview] No.519668 del
>>519661
unlike taking a shit in a pan, which was tasteful and necessary


NEET 05/11/2022 (Wed) 10:14:34 [Preview] No.519669 del
>>519661
>I found Pepe's erection
Hot (no homo)


NEET 05/11/2022 (Wed) 10:14:46 [Preview] No.519670 del
>>519660
Planet terror might be better than from dusk till dawn. I recently re watched my suggestions to that list. They’re all pretty good.


NEET 05/11/2022 (Wed) 10:15:52 [Preview] No.519671 del
>>519655
Why isn't the pan steaming?


NEET 05/11/2022 (Wed) 10:16:38 [Preview] No.519672 del
>>519649
Asian women represent the extreme end of submissiveness. In spite of any claims they make, they all quietly long for a white man to dominate them and command them to make dinner


NEET 05/11/2022 (Wed) 10:17:14 [Preview] No.519673 del
>>519671
>>519661
picky NEETs


NEET 05/11/2022 (Wed) 10:17:20 [Preview] No.519674 del
>>519668
A steamer.


NEET 05/11/2022 (Wed) 10:17:51 [Preview] No.519675 del
>>519666
I’m 28 and never had one. Feel like I lost part of my soul by having an escort binge a few years ago. It didn’t make me feel any different obviously.


NEET 05/11/2022 (Wed) 10:20:20 [Preview] No.519676 del
>>519675
>an escort binge
How many escorts? What race were they? How many trannies?


NEET 05/11/2022 (Wed) 10:25:41 [Preview] No.519677 del
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>>519676
>How many trannies?


NEET 05/11/2022 (Wed) 10:28:51 [Preview] No.519678 del
I am turning over a new leaf


NEET 05/11/2022 (Wed) 10:29:04 [Preview] No.519679 del
Do trannies cost more or less than biological females? Does vary according to whether they're mtf, ftm, pre-op, post-op, have a giant penis, etc? Asking for a friend.


NEET 05/11/2022 (Wed) 10:30:23 [Preview] No.519680 del
>>519679
If you had a friend you wouldn't be here


NEET 05/11/2022 (Wed) 10:30:32 [Preview] No.519681 del
>>519678
No you're not.


NEET 05/11/2022 (Wed) 10:31:24 [Preview] No.519682 del
>>519672
White men have big dick energy, it's a combination of being tall, not easily buthurt, and generally well meaning.
Many foreign men are a combination of short, petty and spiteful. Nobody likes them.


NEET 05/11/2022 (Wed) 10:31:55 [Preview] No.519683 del
>>519678
Based.


NEET 05/11/2022 (Wed) 10:32:01 [Preview] No.519684 del
>>519681
I will never consume an Gooner beverage or consume an entire woolies cheesecake in one sitting ever again


NEET 05/11/2022 (Wed) 10:32:05 [Preview] No.519685 del
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>>519680
A cruel observation


NEET 05/11/2022 (Wed) 10:32:27 [Preview] No.519686 del
>>519678
Onto stems?


NEET 05/11/2022 (Wed) 10:32:38 [Preview] No.519687 del
>>519676
Over 18months from mid 2018 to late 2019 probably 40ish girls but it’s hard to say. Few white Scarlett blue girls, one African chick who was an awesome root, lots of Asian, one Taiwanese chick in her mid 30s with a tight body who had impeccable hygeine for a locanto prossie who I maybe saw 10 times.


NEET 05/11/2022 (Wed) 10:33:18 [Preview] No.519688 del
>>519678
You're just going to go back to the other side of the leaf, which is where you were a few weeks ago, except now it has lots of dirt on it.


NEET 05/11/2022 (Wed) 10:34:01 [Preview] No.519689 del
>>519684
How many standards did you have m8? What flavour was the cheesecake?


NEET 05/11/2022 (Wed) 10:34:45 [Preview] No.519690 del
>>519689
I do not appreciate the assumptions that underpin these questions


NEET 05/11/2022 (Wed) 10:35:30 [Preview] No.519691 del
>>519687
Taking full advantage of your disposable income.


NEET 05/11/2022 (Wed) 10:35:42 [Preview] No.519692 del
>>519688
Yes but the belief that this time the leaf will remain new and life will finally improve is a victory in its own way. It's like that moment of hope that you get after wasting money on a lottery ticket.


NEET 05/11/2022 (Wed) 10:36:43 [Preview] No.519693 del
>>519691
Yeah I try not beat myself up about how stupid it was. It’s done now.


NEET 05/11/2022 (Wed) 10:37:01 [Preview] No.519694 del
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NEET 05/11/2022 (Wed) 10:37:27 [Preview] No.519695 del
Actually I'd be terrified of going near african prossies, I'd be worried about what tropical diseases they might have.


NEET 05/11/2022 (Wed) 10:38:34 [Preview] No.519696 del
>>519693
What better way was there to spend your money? Spending it on vidya or fancy booze? Turning it into sex is making the most of a poor life situation.


NEET 05/11/2022 (Wed) 10:39:30 [Preview] No.519697 del
>>519695
Like HPV 2?


NEET 05/11/2022 (Wed) 10:40:41 [Preview] No.519698 del
>>519697
One of several reasons why I'm not into prossies is my extreme hypochondria and fear of infectious disease.


NEET 05/11/2022 (Wed) 10:44:03 [Preview] No.519699 del
>>519696
I don’t know, maybe your right in some ways. It was a rush most of the time. I try to imagine how good it is for normie blokes to run through aussie chicks their age through tinder or whatever.


NEET 05/11/2022 (Wed) 10:55:02 [Preview] No.519700 del
>>519684
>consume an entire woolies cheesecake in one sitting
You should be proud of such an accomplishment.


NEET 05/11/2022 (Wed) 10:55:37 [Preview] No.519701 del
>>519687
Big binge.


NEET 05/11/2022 (Wed) 10:58:43 [Preview] No.519702 del
>>519695
>>519698
This is an entirely valid concern, I wouldn't go near a foreign prostitute even if they were from Germany or Poland or something.


NEET 05/11/2022 (Wed) 11:09:07 [Preview] No.519703 del
Wonder how monks going.


NEET 05/11/2022 (Wed) 11:09:14 [Preview] No.519704 del
>>519700
I've eaten one of those fancy ones from the cold bakery section of woolies. Caused me to swear off food binges for almost a few hours


NEET 05/11/2022 (Wed) 11:11:24 [Preview] No.519705 del
>>519704
I’d had a similar experience smashing a 1L connoisseur cookies in cream in one sitting.


NEET 05/11/2022 (Wed) 11:15:00 [Preview] No.519706 del
>>519705
You're a growing boy NEET.


NEET 05/11/2022 (Wed) 11:15:36 [Preview] No.519707 del
Eaten half the pastries and I feel unwell.
Too much fat.


NEET 05/11/2022 (Wed) 11:16:10 [Preview] No.519708 del
>>519707
>Too much fat.
Straight to the arse!


NEET 05/11/2022 (Wed) 11:16:43 [Preview] No.519709 del
>>519707
Maybe the next half will fix it


NEET 05/11/2022 (Wed) 11:18:06 [Preview] No.519710 del
>>519700
It doesn't even crack my top ten most shameful binges. My capacity for pride disappeared many years ago.


NEET 05/11/2022 (Wed) 11:18:54 [Preview] No.519711 del
>>519710
NEET worthy banner post.


NEET 05/11/2022 (Wed) 11:18:57 [Preview] No.519712 del
>>519709
we shall see


NEET 05/11/2022 (Wed) 11:22:41 [Preview] No.519713 del
>>519707
The remains will make a nice second breakky.


NEET 05/11/2022 (Wed) 11:24:10 [Preview] No.519714 del
>>519713
Can you make me a full English for breakfast?


NEET 05/11/2022 (Wed) 11:25:58 [Preview] No.519715 del
>>519713
Two minutes in the microwave on high, two paper towels - top only.


NEET 05/11/2022 (Wed) 11:27:16 [Preview] No.519716 del
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>>519705
BASED and 5XL pilled.


NEET 05/11/2022 (Wed) 11:28:26 [Preview] No.519717 del
>>519710
>Top ten most awesome binges
Let's have a countdown of these chart toppers. What did you have?


NEET 05/11/2022 (Wed) 11:29:03 [Preview] No.519718 del
>>519715
What Wattage microwave?


NEET 05/11/2022 (Wed) 11:33:26 [Preview] No.519719 del
>>519716
4xl atm all though have been up to 6xls. To think I got down to XL and Ls 4 years ago. Woe.


NEET 05/11/2022 (Wed) 11:34:58 [Preview] No.519720 del
>>519719
>I got down to XL
You did well NEET but it was not for you. The hunger is real.


NEET 05/11/2022 (Wed) 11:36:13 [Preview] No.519721 del


NEET 05/11/2022 (Wed) 11:37:31 [Preview] No.519722 del
Worst binges that I can think of:
5) Once at the end of a uni exams, while everyone else was out smoking up and having sex, I celebrated with a dozen tortilla wraps with mince, beans and cheese. Kept falling into food comas.
4) That fancy cheesecake I mentioned was pretty hard core
3) 1 litre tubs of sara lea ice cream. I once ate two in one day
2) KFC group giant feasts. At least twice
1) A whole fucking mud cake/sachre torte from the bakery, probably meant to serve at least 24. I stuck it in my cupboard so my mummybot wouldn't know. Took me a day or two to get through it. Kept feeling sick.


NEET 05/11/2022 (Wed) 11:37:51 [Preview] No.519723 del
>>519720
My quality of life improved massively when I started getting close to healthy BMI. Fuck this obesity curse


NEET 05/11/2022 (Wed) 11:39:11 [Preview] No.519724 del
>>519722
>I once ate two in one day
I have done that. We are cursed.


NEET 05/11/2022 (Wed) 11:39:19 [Preview] No.519725 del
going bed


NEET 05/11/2022 (Wed) 11:39:55 [Preview] No.519726 del
>>519722
ABSOLUTELY BASED
Gold standard of binging.


NEET 05/11/2022 (Wed) 11:40:08 [Preview] No.519727 del
>>519725
Goodnight handsome neet


NEET 05/11/2022 (Wed) 11:40:15 [Preview] No.519728 del
>>519725
Good night.


NEET 05/11/2022 (Wed) 11:41:37 [Preview] No.519729 del


NEET 05/11/2022 (Wed) 11:41:37 [Preview] No.519730 del
>>519725
Good night NEET. Sleep tight.

That's me too.

Good night NEETs. Sleep tight.


NEET 05/11/2022 (Wed) 11:41:59 [Preview] No.519731 del
>>519730
Night m8


NEET 05/11/2022 (Wed) 11:42:41 [Preview] No.519732 del
>>519730
Good night.


NEET 05/11/2022 (Wed) 12:12:36 [Preview] No.519733 del
>>519703
Not bad. Think I'll head home on Friday. Paid all my outstanding bills, got an induction setup for Monday or Tuesday, labor hire will get back to me. Left a voice message for that guy from local government regarding a possible job. Gonna put some cloud eng applications in over the coming days.
High quality meals, high quality poos, way above average sleep quality. Living with motherbat can be annoying but its worth it.
Gonna do a big cleanup and rearrange when I get home. Gonna organise all the shit I've put into the back of my mind and subsequently lost track off. The path ahead and the actions required are all so obvious when I'm outside of the goon haze.
Wagon carriages roll steadily on.


NEET 05/11/2022 (Wed) 12:14:42 [Preview] No.519734 del
>>519733
Too soon fucken nigger


NEET 05/11/2022 (Wed) 12:14:57 [Preview] No.519735 del
>>519733
It is good to hear you are going well.
I am a bit worried that you are coming back too soon.


NEET 05/11/2022 (Wed) 12:19:19 [Preview] No.519736 del
>>519734
>>519735
I'll be right, I'm just burning time here now. Not sure what I'd really get out of staying


NEET 05/11/2022 (Wed) 12:21:20 [Preview] No.519737 del
>>519736
A few nights with nothing to do in your unit, or your first hard/shitty day in whatever job you get and you’ll be back to drinking


NEET 05/11/2022 (Wed) 12:24:12 [Preview] No.519738 del
>>519736
Oh Monk.


NEET 05/11/2022 (Wed) 12:30:13 [Preview] No.519739 del
Nah he'll be right.


NEET 05/11/2022 (Wed) 12:30:48 [Preview] No.519740 del
>>519736
Wagga is your home now.


NEET 05/11/2022 (Wed) 12:34:03 [Preview] No.519741 del
Can they do blood or saliva or breath tests for bowl, stomach and prostate cancers yet? I don’t want to get fingered or shit in a bucket to confirm my suspicions.


NEET 05/11/2022 (Wed) 12:36:02 [Preview] No.519742 del
>>519741
I don't know, maybe best to talk to your GP about it.
Shitting in the bucket doesn't sound so bad so long as you can do it privately.
What makes you suspect you may have cancer?


NEET 05/11/2022 (Wed) 12:41:36 [Preview] No.519743 del
>>519741
Sometimes we need to humble ourselves and submit to the invasive medical tests.
We need to let go of our pride and self-consciousness.


NEET 05/11/2022 (Wed) 12:42:37 [Preview] No.519744 del
>>519742
My stomach hurts after eating
I feel sick in the guts while shitting
I have to pee three times a night
Pee comes out unpressurised and in fits and starts
Some skin tags in my armpits where lymph nodes also are have gone black and dropped off recently


NEET 05/11/2022 (Wed) 12:46:07 [Preview] No.519745 del
I don’t really care about dying I just need to know so I can settle my affairs


NEET 05/11/2022 (Wed) 12:47:11 [Preview] No.519746 del
>>519744
You should talk to your GP.
Often we worry ourselves into thinking things are worse than they actually are. It is best to deal with it directly and know what you are dealing with instead of alternately imagining the worst, and trying to suppress thinking about it by engaging in harmful distracting behaviours.
If you have prostate enlargement I think they can do a blood test for that. It is very survivable these days.


NEET 05/11/2022 (Wed) 12:48:17 [Preview] No.519747 del
>>519744
>Pee comes out unpressurised and in fits and starts
Same happens to me. Always thought it was just a symptom of gooning. Now I'm worried


NEET 05/11/2022 (Wed) 12:49:16 [Preview] No.519748 del
>>519747
>Now I'm worried
This is why Doctor google is so harmful.
People get themselves worried where they don't need to.
Speak to your GP.


NEET 05/11/2022 (Wed) 12:49:47 [Preview] No.519749 del
>>519748
It's probably HPV anyway


NEET 05/11/2022 (Wed) 13:26:41 [Preview] No.519750 del
>>519746
Not pushing psychiatric medication or a mental health plan on a neet but a lot of my health ailments have disappeared or not bothered me since getting help.


NEET 05/11/2022 (Wed) 13:29:41 [Preview] No.519751 del
>>519733
You have been resistant in the past but I’ll nah you again. Make sure you see the mong doc when you get back. I hope you consider some counselling or other support. You need to start building strategies to stay off the benders and nightly boonging once you start getting your shit sorted.


NEET 05/11/2022 (Wed) 14:22:22 [Preview] No.519752 del
Didn’t accomplish my goal of no laptop in bed

>>519751
Thats exactly what my mum said. Wants me to see a counsellor. Got appts with the mong doc and the mong clinic psychiatrist, think it’s about ADHD but tbh I don’t think I have it.
I think my recent downfall has cared me fairly straight, but I’ve said that a dozen times


NEET 05/11/2022 (Wed) 14:24:59 [Preview] No.519753 del
>>519752
We have been here before.


NEET 05/11/2022 (Wed) 15:28:02 [Preview] No.519754 del
Almost eaten all the pastries.
NEETs of little faith.


NEET 05/11/2022 (Wed) 15:28:39 [Preview] No.519755 del
>>519754
Well done NEET.
Did they taste good?


NEET 05/11/2022 (Wed) 15:44:44 [Preview] No.519756 del
>>519754
Good job. You will need to go back and get more.


NEET 05/11/2022 (Wed) 15:48:54 [Preview] No.519757 del
I wonder how the alpaca is coping with the colder weather.
I hope he has somewhere warm to sleep.


NEET 05/11/2022 (Wed) 15:53:01 [Preview] No.519758 del
>>519757
>he
This changes everything.


NEET 05/11/2022 (Wed) 15:54:47 [Preview] No.519759 del
Keep having to skip episodes because half way through I remember the gist of what's going on.


NEET 05/11/2022 (Wed) 16:04:41 [Preview] No.519760 del
>>519759
What are you watching?


NEET 05/11/2022 (Wed) 16:05:23 [Preview] No.519761 del
>>519760
Seinfeld.


NEET 05/11/2022 (Wed) 16:06:46 [Preview] No.519762 del
>>519761
Jew poison.


NEET 05/11/2022 (Wed) 16:10:15 [Preview] No.519763 del
>>519762
TV peaked in the 90s


NEET 05/11/2022 (Wed) 16:11:04 [Preview] No.519764 del
>>519763
Possibly.


NEET 05/11/2022 (Wed) 16:11:44 [Preview] No.519765 del
I'd tell you what I had for a big snack but pastryNEET has mogged me too hard.
He's mogged us all.


NEET 05/11/2022 (Wed) 16:12:42 [Preview] No.519766 del
>>519765
What did you have?
PastryNEET had quantity but he can still be mogged with quality.


NEET 05/11/2022 (Wed) 16:14:12 [Preview] No.519767 del
>>519766
I'm not telling.


NEET 05/11/2022 (Wed) 16:15:28 [Preview] No.519768 del
>>519767
You fat shit.


NEET 05/11/2022 (Wed) 16:15:49 [Preview] No.519769 del
Trays of pastries is very hard to beat.


NEET 05/11/2022 (Wed) 16:16:53 [Preview] No.519770 del
>>519768
Jiggling all over.


NEET 05/11/2022 (Wed) 16:17:31 [Preview] No.519771 del
>>519769
He didn't even post any pics.
They probably weren't even real.


NEET 05/11/2022 (Wed) 16:19:18 [Preview] No.519772 del
>>519771
Who lies about trays of baked goods?


NEET 05/11/2022 (Wed) 16:19:47 [Preview] No.519773 del
I think certain NEETs can feel the mogging.


NEET 05/11/2022 (Wed) 16:21:11 [Preview] No.519774 del
>>519773
You don't know as much as you think you know.
Let's just leave it at that.


NEET 05/11/2022 (Wed) 16:22:00 [Preview] No.519775 del
>>519772
There are some messed up NEETs on here.


NEET 05/11/2022 (Wed) 16:25:51 [Preview] No.519776 del
There is a sacred code of honesty relating to pastry trays that most NEETs would not break.


NEET 05/11/2022 (Wed) 16:29:03 [Preview] No.519777 del
I refuse to believe that someone would exaggerate about pastry trays.


NEET 05/11/2022 (Wed) 16:31:14 [Preview] No.519778 del
>>519777
When you've seen as much of the world as I have kid, you'll know there is no low some NEETs won't stoop to.


NEET 05/11/2022 (Wed) 16:37:18 [Preview] No.519779 del
Time and patience turn the mulberry leaf to silk.


NEET 05/11/2022 (Wed) 17:21:59 [Preview] No.519780 del
I went from feeling unaccountably good, to tears-welling depression in the space of about twenty minutes.


NEET 05/11/2022 (Wed) 17:49:57 [Preview] No.519781 del
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I need one of these.


NEET 05/11/2022 (Wed) 18:00:48 [Preview] No.519782 del
4 am neet is here


NEET 05/11/2022 (Wed) 18:02:06 [Preview] No.519783 del
Got a sore throat. Worried I'm getting covid. Have been in far too many shops recently, without justification.


NEET 05/11/2022 (Wed) 18:07:13 [Preview] No.519784 del
>>519783
>without justification.
I know that feel. I have told myself I will just do a fortnightly shop but I keep finding myself going in and out for stuff I don't really need. At crowded times too. No masks any more either. Just dumb. Reckless. Arrogant. Asking for trouble that I can't afford. I'm too fat to get covid and survive.


NEET 05/11/2022 (Wed) 18:09:36 [Preview] No.519785 del
TOO FAT TO SURVIVE


NEET 05/11/2022 (Wed) 18:09:57 [Preview] No.519786 del
>>519784
Can't change the past, but we can avoid doing this shit ever again.


NEET 05/11/2022 (Wed) 18:11:07 [Preview] No.519787 del
>>519785
TOO FAT TOO LIVE


NEET 05/11/2022 (Wed) 18:11:30 [Preview] No.519788 del
>>519786
Yeah but I will just buy a few crumpets tomorrow and then that will be it.


NEET 05/11/2022 (Wed) 18:12:01 [Preview] No.519789 del
>>519785
Actually. Those do well on Alone in general who are the fattest. Literally survival of the fattest.


NEET 05/11/2022 (Wed) 18:22:27 [Preview] No.519790 del
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NEET 05/11/2022 (Wed) 18:23:57 [Preview] No.519791 del
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I am on the reddit depression memes again.
It has been a while.


NEET 05/11/2022 (Wed) 18:25:22 [Preview] No.519792 del
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This one is funny.


NEET 05/11/2022 (Wed) 18:28:00 [Preview] No.519793 del
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NEET 05/11/2022 (Wed) 18:32:28 [Preview] No.519794 del
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I want to make the transformation from the top panel of this meme to the bottom one.
How do you do it NEETs?

I am off to bed. Good night.


NEET 05/11/2022 (Wed) 18:41:14 [Preview] No.519795 del
>>519794
good night neet


NEET 05/11/2022 (Wed) 19:16:20 [Preview] No.519796 del
Ok, doesn't look like I'm getting covid after all. My sore throat's cleared up.


NEET 05/11/2022 (Wed) 21:32:28 [Preview] No.519797 del
I put the bins out.


NEET 05/11/2022 (Wed) 21:42:54 [Preview] No.519798 del
Down to a quarter dexie every 24 hours - or 24 hours without any dexies, if you prefer. Anyway, getting there. My thoughts seem to be clearer and calmer too. Time to turn my attention to my sugar addiction next.


NEET 05/11/2022 (Wed) 21:43:40 [Preview] No.519799 del
>>519781
This happened to me at the wage once and I had to wait until the car had left before I could go home.


NEET 05/11/2022 (Wed) 21:55:49 [Preview] No.519800 del
>>519722
>1) A whole fucking mud cake/sachre torte from the bakery, probably meant to serve at least 24. I stuck it in my cupboard so my mummybot wouldn't know. Took me a day or two to get through it. Kept feeling sick.
I have been thinking about this binge this morning. I am
>tfw impressed

>>519731
>>519732
Thank (You)!

>>519733
>Gonna do a big cleanup and rearrange when I get home
Don't forget the Venetians.

>>519741
I think there is some kind of blood test that can be used but even then I would still rather catch it earlier rather than later. Prostate cancer can spread to your spine. The other digestive ones are probably equally horrible.

>>519745
Death often creeps up on those who are not managing their health. In the fact that you might not have the capacity or time to sort it out.

>>519750
>Not pushing psychiatric medication or a mental health plan
The last time someone told the spammer this they were called a fat disabled fuck during his outburst. It was funny as he thought I gave a fuck, as I did not make the post.

>disappeared or not bothered me since getting help.
Why people need support as you have sought to address the issue better, as their strategies probably won't be as effective. If you can wait you can it for free or a reduced cost.

>>519752
>Got appts with the mong doc and the mong clinic psychiatrist,
Good steps.

>>519754
Good to see you almost made it.

>>519769
It is but I would like to know more about it.

>>519783
Good night NEET. Sleep tight.

>>519796
Congratulations NEET.


Good morning NEETs.


NEET 05/11/2022 (Wed) 22:11:57 [Preview] No.519801 del
>>519800
Good morning Old Fella


NEET 05/11/2022 (Wed) 22:12:27 [Preview] No.519802 del
>>519801
Good morning NEET.


NEET 05/11/2022 (Wed) 22:14:34 [Preview] No.519803 del
My arse exploded just after midnight. Must've been that suspect chicken tit. Should probably bin the other one.


NEET 05/11/2022 (Wed) 22:15:13 [Preview] No.519804 del
Or nuke it in the microwave instead of eating it cold like the other.


NEET 05/11/2022 (Wed) 22:20:00 [Preview] No.519805 del
Getting a needle this morning.


NEET 05/11/2022 (Wed) 22:21:25 [Preview] No.519806 del
>>519803
Did you have to run for the loo?


NEET 05/11/2022 (Wed) 22:21:40 [Preview] No.519807 del
>>519805
Into the arse?


NEET 05/11/2022 (Wed) 22:23:18 [Preview] No.519808 del
>>519807
Arm I hope.


NEET 05/11/2022 (Wed) 22:26:07 [Preview] No.519809 del
This news might require a bit of spin
>WeChat posts spread misinformation saying Labor plans ‘to turn children gay’ and ‘destroy Chinese wealth’
https://www.theguardian.com/australia-news/2022/may/11/wechat-posts-warn-labor-plans-to-turn-children-gay-and-destroy-chinese-wealth

Given this:
>Election billboards claiming Chinese Communist Party supports Labor spotted around Australia
https://www.news.com.au/national/federal-election/election-billboard-claiming-chinese-communist-party-supports-labor-spotted-in-melbourne/news-story/717693d5078afd8a441cdfca757ad7c3


NEET 05/11/2022 (Wed) 22:28:47 [Preview] No.519810 del
Another frog got into my caravan somehow


NEET 05/11/2022 (Wed) 22:32:09 [Preview] No.519811 del
>>519806
More a brisk walk than running


NEET 05/11/2022 (Wed) 22:32:16 [Preview] No.519812 del
>>519810
up the poo pipe maybe


NEET 05/11/2022 (Wed) 22:33:07 [Preview] No.519813 del
>>519810
You're the guy that applied for housing and went off at that chick yeah?
How's it going?


NEET 05/11/2022 (Wed) 22:33:46 [Preview] No.519814 del
>>519810
Frog legs are a delicacy in some parts of the world, just sayin.


NEET 05/11/2022 (Wed) 22:35:11 [Preview] No.519815 del
>>519810
Do you have plumbing in there?


NEET 05/11/2022 (Wed) 22:35:28 [Preview] No.519816 del
https://www.smh.com.au/politics/federal/australian-taxpayers-paid-almost-20-million-to-sell-the-port-of-darwin-20220511-p5akc8.html
>Australian taxpayers forked out almost $20 million as an incentive for the Northern Territory to sell the Port of Darwin to a Chinese company, sparking Labor to claim that Prime Minister Scott Morrison actively encouraged the deal when he was treasurer.


NEET 05/11/2022 (Wed) 22:35:37 [Preview] No.519817 del
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>>519814
>some parts of the world


NEET 05/11/2022 (Wed) 22:35:50 [Preview] No.519818 del
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>>519799
WOE.

>>519800
>>519801
>>519802
Marnin NEETs

>>519803
get some Probiotics from the pharmacy

>>519805
My Dad is up to his 6th in 12 months.
Cov 1,2, boost 3, flu 4, shingles 5, boost 6

>>519810
>got in
they are hatching inside m8


NEET 05/11/2022 (Wed) 22:37:44 [Preview] No.519819 del
>>519818
Good morning NEET.

>My Dad is up to his 6th in 12 months.
What do you say to him about it?


NEET 05/11/2022 (Wed) 22:43:28 [Preview] No.519820 del
>>519815
Yeah there’s plumbing but not much. Just a drain pipe for the sink.
>>519814
I don’t think I could eat frog legs. Do frogs have bones?


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>>519818
2 (yous) from numo, uWu.
Did you whizz to the UK overnight?
Where's the pic of the cooked pixxa?
My local IGA stocks them btw.


NEET 05/11/2022 (Wed) 22:58:00 [Preview] No.519824 del
>>519823
Good morning IGA. At your parents now?


NEET 05/11/2022 (Wed) 23:03:00 [Preview] No.519825 del
>>519822
Spooky


NEET 05/11/2022 (Wed) 23:03:23 [Preview] No.519826 del
>>519824
Correct


NEET 05/11/2022 (Wed) 23:06:29 [Preview] No.519827 del
>>519826
So no gooning?


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>>519828
Checks out.


NEET 05/11/2022 (Wed) 23:15:27 [Preview] No.519833 del
>>519829
RIP Helen and associates.


NEET 05/11/2022 (Wed) 23:17:51 [Preview] No.519834 del
>>519832
Sammy has taken loans out against BTC to buy two cars
JUST


NEET 05/11/2022 (Wed) 23:18:29 [Preview] No.519835 del
>>519810
You should befriend him and teach him to play fetch and stuff imagine the long walks you could have together, he would be like a little green doggo.


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>>519834
Based.


NEET 05/11/2022 (Wed) 23:22:28 [Preview] No.519837 del
>>519827
Just not the usual amount


NEET 05/11/2022 (Wed) 23:23:06 [Preview] No.519838 del
Who could have thunk it.
>Use of ‘white privilege’ makes online discussions more polarized and less constructive
>>The term “white privilege” had two effects.
>>The first was to decrease the quality of conversation among both whites and non-whites. There were more comments that insulted people, attacked the question itself or simply made no sense.
>>The second effect was to make the set of responses less supportive of renaming the buildings – and more polarized.
https://theconversation.com/use-of-white-privilege-makes-online-discussions-more-polarized-and-less-constructive-181013


NEET 05/11/2022 (Wed) 23:23:21 [Preview] No.519839 del
>>519829
This is why Helen no longer posts here.


NEET 05/11/2022 (Wed) 23:27:22 [Preview] No.519841 del
>>519798
Incredible willpower


NEET 05/11/2022 (Wed) 23:30:11 [Preview] No.519842 del
>>519840
>'These people have fled so it's quite disgusting that this man's been left to die regardless of what he was involved with,' said Police Detective Superintendent Rob Critchlow on Monday.
The police released a statement later in the day when that scuba diver bloke died/body found saying only a smaller amount of the cocaine found near him. I also do not like the assumption that he was innocent bystander


NEET 05/11/2022 (Wed) 23:30:48 [Preview] No.519843 del
Woke up thinking about pastry trays.


NEET 05/11/2022 (Wed) 23:37:46 [Preview] No.519844 del
>>519843
They call to you like whispers in the wind.


NEET 05/11/2022 (Wed) 23:45:57 [Preview] No.519845 del
>>519800
>>tfw impressed
Thank you. I live only to serve the neet council.


NEET 05/11/2022 (Wed) 23:51:14 [Preview] No.519846 del
>>519838
No, the sorts of people who like to lecture others on 'white privilege' make online discussions more polarized and less constructive. Ending use of the term won't fix that because the underlying problem is that some people are retards, and the best solution is just to confine them to certain sites.


NEET 05/11/2022 (Wed) 23:52:51 [Preview] No.519847 del
>>519818
Good morning nuro. I wouldn't mind a shingles booster. Horrible stuff.


NEET 05/11/2022 (Wed) 23:53:00 [Preview] No.519848 del
>>519835
I already let him out of the caravan after taking the picture unfortunately. No little green Doggo for me


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NEET 05/12/2022 (Thu) 00:04:39 [Preview] No.519852 del
>>519851
difficult choice


NEET 05/12/2022 (Thu) 00:06:44 [Preview] No.519853 del
>>519848
he probably just hopped underneath teh caravan again


NEET 05/12/2022 (Thu) 00:11:24 [Preview] No.519854 del
>>519843
Balfours?


NEET 05/12/2022 (Thu) 00:19:02 [Preview] No.519856 del
>>519820
They wouldn't be able to do much jumping if they didn't have bones m8
>>519822
The most based tetrapod clade


NEET 05/12/2022 (Thu) 00:23:33 [Preview] No.519857 del
>>519856
Learning something new everyday


NEET 05/12/2022 (Thu) 00:26:45 [Preview] No.519858 del
>>519855
Would be keen to try that on hot chippies


NEET 05/12/2022 (Thu) 00:30:42 [Preview] No.519860 del
>>519814
Would be keen to try that on hot chippies


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NEET 05/12/2022 (Thu) 00:46:51 [Preview] No.519863 del
>>519860
You gettin fresh with me lad?


NEET 05/12/2022 (Thu) 00:52:06 [Preview] No.519864 del
Sometimes you want to go
Where everybody knows your NEETname
And they're always glad you came

>>519794
MS Paint and a quick cut, copy and paste.


NEET 05/12/2022 (Thu) 00:52:53 [Preview] No.519865 del


NEET 05/12/2022 (Thu) 00:54:07 [Preview] No.519866 del
Having an instant


NEET 05/12/2022 (Thu) 00:57:58 [Preview] No.519867 del
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Off to get my jab


NEET 05/12/2022 (Thu) 00:58:12 [Preview] No.519868 del
>>519864
Dan's. Whose friendly staff have always been there for us. Dan's. Where the milf cashiers always give you a saucy wink. Dan's. Where the prices are always lowest and unbeatable. Dan's.


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NEET 05/12/2022 (Thu) 01:02:59 [Preview] No.519870 del
>>519867
Happy jabbing neet.


NEET 05/12/2022 (Thu) 01:04:34 [Preview] No.519871 del
>>519867
Hope you get a nice negress to penetrate you.


NEET 05/12/2022 (Thu) 01:05:00 [Preview] No.519872 del
Wait, were there any pro-vax neets who still hadn't been jabbed?


NEET 05/12/2022 (Thu) 01:08:34 [Preview] No.519873 del
>>519872
BOO00oo00OOST!


NEET 05/12/2022 (Thu) 01:10:48 [Preview] No.519874 del
Second instant. Going to see northmen at the moofies tonight


NEET 05/12/2022 (Thu) 01:15:55 [Preview] No.519875 del
>>519867
Good luck CJ.


NEET 05/12/2022 (Thu) 01:24:34 [Preview] No.519876 del
>>519869
>>519870
>>519871
>>519875
So I get to the counter and the cunt pig tells me the doctor and nurse didn't come in and they've been calling everybody to let them know. My phone hadn't been called. As I start walking off, the fat gook bitch next to her rings my phone to tell me.
FUCK I AM SICK AND TIRED OF HAVING MY TIME WASTED BY EVERYBODY


NEET 05/12/2022 (Thu) 01:26:33 [Preview] No.519877 del
>>519876
It's a sign not to get it.


NEET 05/12/2022 (Thu) 01:28:05 [Preview] No.519878 del
>>519877
it's the flu one not the bad aids ones


NEET 05/12/2022 (Thu) 01:29:46 [Preview] No.519879 del
>>519878
They're all shit.


NEET 05/12/2022 (Thu) 01:30:36 [Preview] No.519880 del
Dsp application is progressing. I have a phone call meeting with the independent psychologist for review on the 24th of may.


NEET 05/12/2022 (Thu) 01:31:24 [Preview] No.519881 del
>>519880
I’m also seeing a mong doc on the 24th


NEET 05/12/2022 (Thu) 01:32:12 [Preview] No.519882 del
>>519874
Say hi to Anya for me


NEET 05/12/2022 (Thu) 01:32:16 [Preview] No.519883 del
>>519880
Noice, what's your ailments? How long has the application been going on?


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NEET 05/12/2022 (Thu) 01:33:24 [Preview] No.519885 del
>>519880
Good work NEET.


NEET 05/12/2022 (Thu) 01:45:45 [Preview] No.519886 del
>>519791
Nothing like a bit of depression fuel in the morning to remind that you're a NEET loser.


NEET 05/12/2022 (Thu) 01:47:11 [Preview] No.519887 del
>>519886
I don't understand the significance of the photo


NEET 05/12/2022 (Thu) 01:55:02 [Preview] No.519888 del
God damn I miss my old HSV Clubsport. Would be so cool drag-racing Weber in his Vette. We'd pull so much snatch.


NEET 05/12/2022 (Thu) 01:55:07 [Preview] No.519889 del
>>519887
It's just whatever coomer shit IGA is watching.


NEET 05/12/2022 (Thu) 01:55:35 [Preview] No.519890 del
I've never driven a fast car.


NEET 05/12/2022 (Thu) 01:55:46 [Preview] No.519891 del
>>519888
>We'd pull so much snatch.
Snatch catchers.


NEET 05/12/2022 (Thu) 01:56:05 [Preview] No.519892 del
>>519887
>pic of stunningly beautiful young woman
>depression fuel


NEET 05/12/2022 (Thu) 01:57:04 [Preview] No.519893 del
>depressed about women


NEET 05/12/2022 (Thu) 01:58:28 [Preview] No.519894 del
>>519892
I don't know about stunningly beautiful, but each to his own.


NEET 05/12/2022 (Thu) 01:58:56 [Preview] No.519895 del
>>519888
>We'd pull so much snatch.
Well you might


NEET 05/12/2022 (Thu) 02:01:15 [Preview] No.519896 del
>>519890
They all go fast enough to wreck your shit. Between fines and needing to stay alive, it's rare to be able to actually drive a car to its potential anyway.


NEET 05/12/2022 (Thu) 02:02:03 [Preview] No.519897 del
>>519889
>everyone is iga


NEET 05/12/2022 (Thu) 02:05:26 [Preview] No.519898 del
>>519886
Looked at that YouTube channel just now. Surprised the hetero police haven't shut it down.


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Lunch sorted.


NEET 05/12/2022 (Thu) 02:32:20 [Preview] No.519903 del
>>519902
I keep those around as emergency food


NEET 05/12/2022 (Thu) 02:33:44 [Preview] No.519904 del
>>519902
>>519903
What is this?


NEET 05/12/2022 (Thu) 02:34:31 [Preview] No.519905 del
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>>519901
Imagine being able to tell people you invented an apple. A legend indeed. And he wasn't a filthy wog immigrant. RIP.


NEET 05/12/2022 (Thu) 02:35:26 [Preview] No.519906 del
>>519904
Something you'll find in the freexer section of your local supermarket.


NEET 05/12/2022 (Thu) 02:37:45 [Preview] No.519907 del
>>519905
Never really liked them, prefer Granny Smith.


NEET 05/12/2022 (Thu) 02:39:18 [Preview] No.519908 del
>>519530
>tuppaware
That brand still around?

Remember the days of women going door-to-door selling that shit?


NEET 05/12/2022 (Thu) 02:40:06 [Preview] No.519909 del
I re-use the plastic containers you get from delis for storing leftovers.


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>>519904
Just a frozen roll that as the other neet said is good for emergencies or when you dont feel like cooking anything just 2 min in the microwave.


NEET 05/12/2022 (Thu) 02:46:50 [Preview] No.519911 del
>>519903
>>519910
You know whats good for emergencies ?

BEANS
BEANS
BEANS
BEANS
BEANS


NEET 05/12/2022 (Thu) 02:49:40 [Preview] No.519912 del
>>519908
My mummybot held a tupperware party once and no one came. Even the neighbour claimed to have been confused about the date.


NEET 05/12/2022 (Thu) 02:51:26 [Preview] No.519913 del
I got pretty drunk last night, way more than usual. I still feel a little bit drunk today and I'm not sure what that means. Am I actually still intoxicated or is this something else? What should I do to recover? I had two magnesium tablets before I went to bed. I don't really get hangovers. I'm having my second coffee now. Going to have some water soon to see if that helps.


NEET 05/12/2022 (Thu) 02:52:30 [Preview] No.519914 del
INSTANT WIN! SMALL SOFT DRINK
INSTANT WIN! 3 MONTHS FREE TO THE MINDFULNESS APP
INSTANT WIN! $10 BOOKTOPIA VOUCHER


NEET 05/12/2022 (Thu) 02:53:44 [Preview] No.519915 del
Good morning NEETs.


NEET 05/12/2022 (Thu) 02:54:18 [Preview] No.519916 del
>>519912
I vaguely recall one of the vagina owners at a workplace holding one of those a couple of years ago, so they're still about.


NEET 05/12/2022 (Thu) 02:57:50 [Preview] No.519917 del
>>519913
You could try not gooning. Just kidding
>>519912
I did that once, except it was my 18th birthday party instead of a tuppaware party.
>>519916
Maybe they've gone into decline as less people get married and have less children.


NEET 05/12/2022 (Thu) 02:58:25 [Preview] No.519918 del
>>519913
>water
Thats al I can suggest.


NEET 05/12/2022 (Thu) 02:58:41 [Preview] No.519919 del
>>519917
>try not
Yeah, I don't often drink. I'm more looking for a cure now.


NEET 05/12/2022 (Thu) 02:59:00 [Preview] No.519920 del
>>519918
Okay, thanks. I'm getting a big glass now.


NEET 05/12/2022 (Thu) 02:59:36 [Preview] No.519921 del
I've already done two sloppy shits and I can feel a third one coming on.


NEET 05/12/2022 (Thu) 03:01:16 [Preview] No.519922 del
>>519913
The only cure is time


NEET 05/12/2022 (Thu) 03:02:08 [Preview] No.519923 del
>>519917
>Maybe they've gone into decline as less people get married and have less children.
Possibly. I've still got tupperware stuff that my parents got before I was born. It lasts.


NEET 05/12/2022 (Thu) 03:02:26 [Preview] No.519924 del
>>519922
or more


NEET 05/12/2022 (Thu) 03:04:53 [Preview] No.519925 del
>>519519
Unless you can find a post where he indentifies himself as 'SoyFree' then shut your mouth.


NEET 05/12/2022 (Thu) 03:07:43 [Preview] No.519927 del
>>519926
In full sumo mode here.


NEET 05/12/2022 (Thu) 03:08:55 [Preview] No.519928 del
>>519927
Zero. Days. Off.


NEET 05/12/2022 (Thu) 03:09:17 [Preview] No.519929 del
>>519925
From your understanding was soyfree the BO of chill?


NEET 05/12/2022 (Thu) 03:10:36 [Preview] No.519930 del
>>519924
Time to visit Cellarbrations then.


NEET 05/12/2022 (Thu) 03:12:58 [Preview] No.519931 del
>>519925
He generally would not refer to himself as SoyFree but he'd respond to it and has a pretty distinctive posting style and recognisable set of topics.
>>519929
He was. He disliked the moderation here and all the narcissistic drama of NIGA. IGA is still bitter that /chill/ was the more successful splinter.


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NEET 05/12/2022 (Thu) 03:16:02 [Preview] No.519933 del
>>519931
>He was
Then that is him.


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NEET 05/12/2022 (Thu) 03:18:25 [Preview] No.519935 del
>>519934
Gross.


NEET 05/12/2022 (Thu) 03:18:37 [Preview] No.519936 del
>>519880
Good luck NEET.


NEET 05/12/2022 (Thu) 03:20:21 [Preview] No.519937 del
>>519934
How can you taste the steak with that mountain of sauce on it?


NEET 05/12/2022 (Thu) 03:20:57 [Preview] No.519938 del
>>519934
actually looks bretty gud


NEET 05/12/2022 (Thu) 03:22:39 [Preview] No.519939 del
>>519934
Slop plate.


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NEET 05/12/2022 (Thu) 03:30:38 [Preview] No.519941 del
>>519934
Hope you got some bread to mop up the juice.


NEET 05/12/2022 (Thu) 03:33:57 [Preview] No.519942 del
>>519941
Back when I was a kid, whenever we had roasts I would lick my plate clean of gravy at the end.


NEET 05/12/2022 (Thu) 03:36:08 [Preview] No.519943 del
>>519911
Yeah nah this isn't numo, he's never once posted a bean-based meal. Unless you count those two burritos he ate the night before shitting in a pan.


NEET 05/12/2022 (Thu) 03:37:00 [Preview] No.519944 del
>>519940
Well memed. Well bantered. lol.


NEET 05/12/2022 (Thu) 03:37:31 [Preview] No.519945 del
>>519942
And where is your life at today?


NEET 05/12/2022 (Thu) 03:38:41 [Preview] No.519946 del
>>519945
It isn't a clean plate, that's for sure.


NEET 05/12/2022 (Thu) 03:40:03 [Preview] No.519947 del
>>519931
>has a pretty distinctive posting style

M8 I've watched you reply to numerous posts here since /Chill went down with 'SoyFree?', to which they always answered No. I hope he's doing OK but imo he just got sick of imageboards in general.

>>519931
>chill/ was the more successful splinter.
It wasn't though. /NeetLyfe had more posts/threads before I deleted it.


NEET 05/12/2022 (Thu) 03:47:22 [Preview] No.519948 del
>>519947
more posts != more successful
chill was comfier


NEET 05/12/2022 (Thu) 03:52:28 [Preview] No.519949 del
>>519948
None of these places ever attracted any big name posters. I bet they all have exclusive content deals with cruisey


NEET 05/12/2022 (Thu) 03:53:27 [Preview] No.519950 del
>>519949
>big name poster
all faggot wagies


NEET 05/12/2022 (Thu) 03:53:37 [Preview] No.519951 del
>>519948
I never said it was better. Just more popolous. But given time it most likely would've surpasse /neetlyfe. You have a BroCrush on SoyFree and that's OKAY.


NEET 05/12/2022 (Thu) 03:54:33 [Preview] No.519952 del
>>519900
He needs a humbling experience.

>>519901
Good man.

>>519914
Large meal?

>>519934
Moist.

>>519943
>before shitting in a pan.
A steamer.


NEET 05/12/2022 (Thu) 03:55:21 [Preview] No.519953 del
Am I pissed off my board failed? Yes, we all have our egos, no matter how big or small.


NEET 05/12/2022 (Thu) 03:55:30 [Preview] No.519954 del
>>519950
Well yes, if they're getting paid to post, I guess they would be.


NEET 05/12/2022 (Thu) 03:56:05 [Preview] No.519955 del
>>519953
>Am I pissed off my board failed?
Did it get steamed?


NEET 05/12/2022 (Thu) 03:56:10 [Preview] No.519956 del
>>519953
You will never be a mod here. You will always be the moderated.


NEET 05/12/2022 (Thu) 03:56:17 [Preview] No.519957 del
>>519953
It failed because you neglected it and posted here more. Your board was only created to BASED.


NEET 05/12/2022 (Thu) 03:57:01 [Preview] No.519958 del
Might buy some ecdysteroids to make the 90 day fight camp deliver better results.


NEET 05/12/2022 (Thu) 03:57:33 [Preview] No.519959 del
>>519958
20/20 vision?


NEET 05/12/2022 (Thu) 03:58:11 [Preview] No.519960 del
>>519957
*to GOАD


NEET 05/12/2022 (Thu) 04:07:00 [Preview] No.519961 del
>>519956
Funny how all the spam suddenly died down once CaravanNEET got his wrench. Funny, innit.


NEET 05/12/2022 (Thu) 04:17:04 [Preview] No.519962 del
Does anyone have an image with a camp full of pepes undergoing military style training?


NEET 05/12/2022 (Thu) 04:18:15 [Preview] No.519963 del
>>519961
>spam suddenly died
No, the spammer was stopped much earlier by having greater moderation coverage. He made reasonable deductions around board activity to pick when to spam (i.e., less people posting, less chance of moderation being available or noticing them with long refresh time to delete the posts). That is at least what I was noticing most recently.


NEET 05/12/2022 (Thu) 04:24:36 [Preview] No.519965 del
Love you FrogNEET I too live in a van

**Dwon by theriver*&*
https://youtube.com/watch?v=Xv2VIEY9-A8 [Embed]


NEET 05/12/2022 (Thu) 04:26:43 [Preview] No.519966 del
>>519964
Wholesome.


NEET 05/12/2022 (Thu) 04:33:24 [Preview] No.519967 del
If only they had a cloud engineer.


NEET 05/12/2022 (Thu) 04:35:09 [Preview] No.519968 del
60 million powerball


NEET 05/12/2022 (Thu) 04:35:21 [Preview] No.519969 del
>>519967
possibly they hired one, but he turned out to be worthless gooner


NEET 05/12/2022 (Thu) 04:35:57 [Preview] No.519970 del
>>519968
You won't win it. Why? Because you're not a winner.


NEET 05/12/2022 (Thu) 04:36:04 [Preview] No.519971 del
>>519883
I’ve posted my list of mental illnesses before. I dunno how long maybe a few months now?
>>519936
>>519885
Thanks neets


NEET 05/12/2022 (Thu) 04:37:07 [Preview] No.519972 del
>>519969
Perhaps they got rid of him like this new articles suggests.


NEET 05/12/2022 (Thu) 04:37:25 [Preview] No.519973 del
>>519971
So you're applying only with mental and not physical ailments?


NEET 05/12/2022 (Thu) 04:39:14 [Preview] No.519974 del
>>519973
Yeah pretty much. I have some Pain in my leg but I didn’t apply with it


NEET 05/12/2022 (Thu) 04:39:51 [Preview] No.519975 del
>>519973
He should probably get a quad limb amputation before applying, just to be sure.


NEET 05/12/2022 (Thu) 04:39:57 [Preview] No.519976 del
>>519973
If he was the NEET who posted the big list, he should be fine. If has the medical evidence and other documentation. Could even throw in one of stories he shared with us that were quite disturbing.


NEET 05/12/2022 (Thu) 04:40:47 [Preview] No.519977 del
>>519975
That's still not enough. They will keep pushing the narrative that you can work with adjustments that no employer would provide.


NEET 05/12/2022 (Thu) 04:41:38 [Preview] No.519978 del
>>519976
Maybe bring in the frog, and explain that it's really his uncle vinnie, and get angry if they don't believe him.


NEET 05/12/2022 (Thu) 04:42:31 [Preview] No.519979 del
>>519977
Then claim white boong status. Checkmate.


NEET 05/12/2022 (Thu) 04:43:34 [Preview] No.519980 del
She sounds pretty fucked up but its still not enough for 20 points. I am probably wrong about >>519977 if they need assistance, but still its pretty grim to be rated severe (20 points = DSP).
>Example 2: A 50 year old woman has difficulties mobilising due to the effects of arthritis affecting joints in her lower limbs. The condition is fully diagnosed, fully treated and fully stabilised.
>>The woman uses a wheelchair. She usually uses a self-propelled wheelchair to move for short distances. She is able to transfer to and from this wheelchair and to mobilise independently using it. However, for long distances the woman uses a mobility scooter to avoid fatigue. She can independently transfer to and from her scooter and does not require assistance from another person to use a toilet.
https://guides.dss.gov.au/social-security-guide/3/6/3/30


NEET 05/12/2022 (Thu) 04:44:52 [Preview] No.519981 del
>>519964
Very nice.


NEET 05/12/2022 (Thu) 04:45:36 [Preview] No.519982 del
might have another can of monster


NEET 05/12/2022 (Thu) 04:46:22 [Preview] No.519983 del
>>519982
Chilled can?


NEET 05/12/2022 (Thu) 04:47:15 [Preview] No.519984 del
Wonder how FIFOs diet and standard consumption is going


NEET 05/12/2022 (Thu) 04:47:32 [Preview] No.519985 del
Garn FoodWorks


NEET 05/12/2022 (Thu) 04:48:22 [Preview] No.519986 del
>>519983
Of course.


NEET 05/12/2022 (Thu) 04:48:40 [Preview] No.519987 del
>>519984
Not good mate. The photos of the Chink feeds have been me.


NEET 05/12/2022 (Thu) 04:49:01 [Preview] No.519988 del


NEET 05/12/2022 (Thu) 04:49:09 [Preview] No.519989 del
>>519985
NEET treats?


NEET 05/12/2022 (Thu) 04:50:42 [Preview] No.519990 del
>>519988
I’ve put on 7kg in about three weeks after falling off the diet and standard wagon.


NEET 05/12/2022 (Thu) 04:51:33 [Preview] No.519991 del
>>519990
mate you can't risk another heart incident


NEET 05/12/2022 (Thu) 04:52:59 [Preview] No.519992 del
>>519987
Those chink feeds haven't been too bad.
You only ordered one dish at a time.


NEET 05/12/2022 (Thu) 04:53:27 [Preview] No.519993 del
>>519978
I laughed at this. Good post


NEET 05/12/2022 (Thu) 04:53:33 [Preview] No.519994 del
>>519990
>7kg in three weeks
That is worrying NEET. The board cannot afford to lose you.


NEET 05/12/2022 (Thu) 04:53:59 [Preview] No.519995 del
>>519987
You need a diet fight camp.


NEET 05/12/2022 (Thu) 04:56:06 [Preview] No.519996 del
>>519991
I’m going to the chinky again tonight and having a few beers. Wagon tomorrow for real. The Zoloft has made me extra impulsive now it’s fully kicked in and my appetite came back after it initially suppressed it. I’ve been speeding a lot more lately and accidentally cutting people off.


NEET 05/12/2022 (Thu) 04:57:09 [Preview] No.519997 del
don't fuck it up, whizzy


NEET 05/12/2022 (Thu) 04:57:59 [Preview] No.519998 del
Quads and webby gets a gf


NEET 05/12/2022 (Thu) 04:58:16 [Preview] No.519999 del
Fuck Wizzy


NEET 05/12/2022 (Thu) 04:58:34 [Preview] No.520000 del
Shit boong


NEET 05/12/2022 (Thu) 04:58:39 [Preview] No.520001 del
>fifo neet has been skulking around here the whole time, avoiding fame


NEET 05/12/2022 (Thu) 04:58:45 [Preview] No.520002 del
>>519987
I thought that might have been you.
The chink food isn't the end of the world I imagine, hopefully you've keeping the standards moderate.


NEET 05/12/2022 (Thu) 04:59:36 [Preview] No.520003 del
>>519996
>Wagon tomorrow for real
Sounds do-able.

>The Zoloft has made me extra impulsive
The zoloft, of course.


NEET 05/12/2022 (Thu) 05:00:59 [Preview] No.520004 del
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>>519999
>>520000
Well done neets. We took their land. We took the uni places and boongbux that were meant for them. Now we took their quads. The race of wizzy is at an end.


NEET 05/12/2022 (Thu) 05:02:18 [Preview] No.520005 del
>>519987
Well chinks are usually pretty slim. All you have to do is make it chink food all the time.


NEET 05/12/2022 (Thu) 05:02:24 [Preview] No.520006 del
>>519990
Time to get back on the diet neet.


NEET 05/12/2022 (Thu) 05:03:45 [Preview] No.520008 del
>>520005
That's thousands of years of genetic programming though. Same with pasta niggers.


NEET 05/12/2022 (Thu) 05:05:25 [Preview] No.520009 del
Been thinking I might try two moderate lunches, spaced out by a couple of hours - salad wraps or whatever, might be more sustainable in terms of energy levels than one.


NEET 05/12/2022 (Thu) 05:05:31 [Preview] No.520010 del
https://www.news.com.au/entertainment/celebrity-life/madonna-selling-3d-model-of-her-vagina-in-nft-graphic-auction/news-story/d5af9f9f06025440ce61aa33ecb1e87c
Nuro would be conflicted today, wondering whether he continues with the purchase of the business, or spends the money on a new Madonna record and a 3D print of her beef curtains.


NEET 05/12/2022 (Thu) 05:07:32 [Preview] No.520012 del
>>520007
>Lizbef Aquadome
I remember a few NEET incidents happened at that place.


NEET 05/12/2022 (Thu) 05:08:37 [Preview] No.520013 del
>>520010
Time will tell, hopefully he makes the right choice.


NEET 05/12/2022 (Thu) 05:08:43 [Preview] No.520014 del
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NEET 05/12/2022 (Thu) 05:09:21 [Preview] No.520015 del
https://www.news.com.au/entertainment/celebrity-life/andy-dicks-arrest-for-fhigh testosteroney-sexual-battery-caught-on-livestream-video-footage/news-story/32ed55e50dcccc1228bb8501e625df54
who could have possibly predicted this guy was a sex pest?


NEET 05/12/2022 (Thu) 05:10:21 [Preview] No.520016 del
>>520010
You wouldn't download a vagina


NEET 05/12/2022 (Thu) 05:10:46 [Preview] No.520017 del
>>520015
kek, it happened again.


NEET 05/12/2022 (Thu) 05:11:03 [Preview] No.520018 del
>>520016
Not even once?


NEET 05/12/2022 (Thu) 05:12:28 [Preview] No.520019 del
>>520015
Degenerate streamers were exploiting him for views and donations and they all knew he was a groper and a rapist.
The viewers are unhappy that one of them reported him for rape when he went to bed with him willingly.


NEET 05/12/2022 (Thu) 05:15:48 [Preview] No.520020 del
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NEET 05/12/2022 (Thu) 05:18:03 [Preview] No.520022 del
>>520021
I feel sick every time the stupid thing rings or beeps, scheduled or unscheduled.
I want it gone. Out of my life.


NEET 05/12/2022 (Thu) 05:20:15 [Preview] No.520023 del
I got the type of abuse that makes me feel guilty and sorry and sick for my my abuser's welfare.
I literally worry more about their wellbeing than my own.
My whole life a slave to their needs. Tolerating constant abuse.
The complete destruction of myself as an individual.
Failure to become a proper adult.
SUPPRESSED RAGE


NEET 05/12/2022 (Thu) 05:22:41 [Preview] No.520024 del
>>520022
Just put it on silent if its in view. I have mine always on vibrate to stop the sudden loud noise.


NEET 05/12/2022 (Thu) 05:23:10 [Preview] No.520025 del
>>520023
Channel that rage into a DSP application.


NEET 05/12/2022 (Thu) 05:27:16 [Preview] No.520026 del
BUMMED


NEET 05/12/2022 (Thu) 05:40:58 [Preview] No.520027 del
GAPED


NEET 05/12/2022 (Thu) 05:42:10 [Preview] No.520028 del
Beau hasn't paid his monthly exclusive content fee.


NEET 05/12/2022 (Thu) 05:46:58 [Preview] No.520029 del
>>520028
The quality and quantity of the content has decreased.


NEET 05/12/2022 (Thu) 05:49:58 [Preview] No.520030 del
>>520028
>>520029
The twinks on OnlyFans?


NEET 05/12/2022 (Thu) 05:51:30 [Preview] No.520031 del
>>520030
Much more exclusive content.


NEET 05/12/2022 (Thu) 06:04:09 [Preview] No.520032 del
>>519989
Lo & Behold! they be selling 1kg bags of frozen dim sims, Black & Gold brand for only $5.30 like Coles used to.


NEET 05/12/2022 (Thu) 06:07:09 [Preview] No.520033 del
>>520032
>1kg bags of frozen dim sims
that'd be about an hour and a roll of paper towel in the mike, wouldn't it, lando?


NEET 05/12/2022 (Thu) 06:08:23 [Preview] No.520034 del
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Things happen a bit differently out here fellas


NEET 05/12/2022 (Thu) 06:08:41 [Preview] No.520035 del
>>520032
Big feed tonight?


NEET 05/12/2022 (Thu) 06:08:56 [Preview] No.520036 del
>>520033
>lando
KYS


NEET 05/12/2022 (Thu) 06:09:32 [Preview] No.520037 del
>>520036
kiss for you too


NEET 05/12/2022 (Thu) 06:10:37 [Preview] No.520038 del
>>520034
The train track looks sad.


NEET 05/12/2022 (Thu) 06:10:51 [Preview] No.520039 del
>>520035
I gar'd a whole raw chook and stuff for a lasagne. Thinkin to butterfly and marinate the chook and call it a night.


NEET 05/12/2022 (Thu) 06:12:32 [Preview] No.520041 del
>>520038
Things haven't been the same since Webby quit.


NEET 05/12/2022 (Thu) 06:15:24 [Preview] No.520042 del
>>520040
There's probably $2k worth of meat there. They should have shut up about it.


NEET 05/12/2022 (Thu) 06:21:27 [Preview] No.520043 del
Interrupted wank


NEET 05/12/2022 (Thu) 06:22:31 [Preview] No.520044 del
>>520034
Thanks for the pics neet.


NEET 05/12/2022 (Thu) 06:24:09 [Preview] No.520045 del
>>520042
That situation reminds me of a moofie at the moofie night.


NEET 05/12/2022 (Thu) 06:24:52 [Preview] No.520046 del
>>520043
Wank crisis?


NEET 05/12/2022 (Thu) 06:27:37 [Preview] No.520047 del
>>520043
Don't let others slow you down.


NEET 05/12/2022 (Thu) 06:27:59 [Preview] No.520048 del
Might drive back to the sunny coast drunk. Big rains predicted tomorrow. Don't care anymore.


NEET 05/12/2022 (Thu) 06:28:42 [Preview] No.520049 del
>>520048
Don't be stupid.


NEET 05/12/2022 (Thu) 06:29:58 [Preview] No.520050 del
>>520048
Don't.


NEET 05/12/2022 (Thu) 06:30:29 [Preview] No.520051 del
>>520048
You should get those mong tablets script filled.


NEET 05/12/2022 (Thu) 06:30:53 [Preview] No.520052 del
Just had the butcher knocking on the door with my order and the first thing I checked was the smell of the meat, does not have that supermarket smell to it so it's not the meat just whatever the supermarkets do to it.


NEET 05/12/2022 (Thu) 06:31:29 [Preview] No.520053 del
>>520048
Bad neet


NEET 05/12/2022 (Thu) 06:32:59 [Preview] No.520054 del
>>520052
Big order?


NEET 05/12/2022 (Thu) 06:35:57 [Preview] No.520055 del
>>520052
Did he look at you weirdly while you were sniffing his meat?


NEET 05/12/2022 (Thu) 06:36:23 [Preview] No.520056 del
>>520052
Where is the meat haul photo?


NEET 05/12/2022 (Thu) 06:36:51 [Preview] No.520057 del
>>520052
I think it might be the gas they pump into those supermarket sealed meat trays.


NEET 05/12/2022 (Thu) 06:39:06 [Preview] No.520058 del
>>520054
Just over $200
>>520055
He did have a smile on his face.
>>520056
no batteries for camera.
>>520057
Yeah it must be something like that


NEET 05/12/2022 (Thu) 06:39:42 [Preview] No.520059 del
>>520058
>Just over $200
anything fancy?


NEET 05/12/2022 (Thu) 06:42:22 [Preview] No.520060 del
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Tomorrow's forecast has gone up by 60mm since yesterday.


NEET 05/12/2022 (Thu) 06:42:56 [Preview] No.520061 del
>>520060
same as my dick


NEET 05/12/2022 (Thu) 06:44:21 [Preview] No.520062 del
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Yet there's fuck all on the radar


NEET 05/12/2022 (Thu) 06:44:27 [Preview] No.520063 del
>>520059
Just stocked up on Yearling Rump Steak,Yearling Boneless Sirloin Steak and chicken and some pork chops and bacon all about 2kg each


NEET 05/12/2022 (Thu) 06:46:02 [Preview] No.520064 del


NEET 05/12/2022 (Thu) 06:48:27 [Preview] No.520065 del
>>520063
Well done.


NEET 05/12/2022 (Thu) 06:48:40 [Preview] No.520066 del
>>520060
Time to get the gum boots out.


NEET 05/12/2022 (Thu) 06:49:14 [Preview] No.520067 del
Desire to fugg


NEET 05/12/2022 (Thu) 06:50:33 [Preview] No.520068 del
might see if the cunt barber has a queue or not and get my head shaved


NEET 05/12/2022 (Thu) 06:51:19 [Preview] No.520069 del
>>520068
>the cunt barber
Full Brazilian.


NEET 05/12/2022 (Thu) 06:53:12 [Preview] No.520070 del
>>520067
Paint your arse black and get down on all fours on the modular lounge.


NEET 05/12/2022 (Thu) 06:55:08 [Preview] No.520071 del
>>520069
Sack, crack and back wax would look good on him.


NEET 05/12/2022 (Thu) 06:55:23 [Preview] No.520072 del
>>520052
Did the butcher himself deliver? Not Pajeet?


NEET 05/12/2022 (Thu) 06:55:42 [Preview] No.520073 del
>>520068
Leave a little landing strip.


NEET 05/12/2022 (Thu) 06:58:51 [Preview] No.520074 del
Do you NEETs enjoy seeing people you know suffer misfortunes?
Former friend's marriage is breaking down.


NEET 05/12/2022 (Thu) 07:00:56 [Preview] No.520075 del
>>520074
Depends. Other people, perhaps. NEETs, mostly no.


NEET 05/12/2022 (Thu) 07:03:12 [Preview] No.520076 del
>>520074
Only for people who are doing better than me. so yes everyone


NEET 05/12/2022 (Thu) 07:04:02 [Preview] No.520077 del
>>520076
Oh (You)!


NEET 05/12/2022 (Thu) 07:10:08 [Preview] No.520078 del
>>520072
Yeah one of the butchers delivered it.


NEET 05/12/2022 (Thu) 07:10:50 [Preview] No.520079 del
>>520074
>Former friend
How do you know then?


NEET 05/12/2022 (Thu) 07:11:54 [Preview] No.520080 del
>>520079
My guessing is a snooping related activity.


NEET 05/12/2022 (Thu) 07:13:38 [Preview] No.520081 del


NEET 05/12/2022 (Thu) 07:14:19 [Preview] No.520082 del
>>520079
I read his twitter every now and then.
He's posting sad songs and talking about his crying sessions. Posting cringe memes.


NEET 05/12/2022 (Thu) 07:18:52 [Preview] No.520083 del
The sobriety horniness is becoming exponential


NEET 05/12/2022 (Thu) 07:19:03 [Preview] No.520084 del
>>520082
>talking about his crying sessions
kek


NEET 05/12/2022 (Thu) 07:19:30 [Preview] No.520085 del
>>520083
You need a gf to fuck.


NEET 05/12/2022 (Thu) 07:21:22 [Preview] No.520086 del
>>520083
Download grindr.


NEET 05/12/2022 (Thu) 07:22:34 [Preview] No.520087 del
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NEET 05/12/2022 (Thu) 07:23:52 [Preview] No.520088 del
>>520087
A hole is a hole.


NEET 05/12/2022 (Thu) 07:24:58 [Preview] No.520089 del
>>520088
Yeah its not Gay if you only top.


NEET 05/12/2022 (Thu) 07:25:54 [Preview] No.520090 del
>>520088
A pole is a pole.


NEET 05/12/2022 (Thu) 07:26:13 [Preview] No.520091 del
And a pole in a hole is the goal


NEET 05/12/2022 (Thu) 07:26:54 [Preview] No.520092 del
>>520089
Greek detected. You have to go back.


NEET 05/12/2022 (Thu) 07:27:15 [Preview] No.520093 del
>>520091
Depends on the configuration could get someone paid.


NEET 05/12/2022 (Thu) 07:27:31 [Preview] No.520094 del
back from the barber
he started coughing half way through and said he was sick
came home and washed my hands with two lots of alcohol and snorted saline


NEET 05/12/2022 (Thu) 07:28:45 [Preview] No.520095 del
>>520094
>snorted saline
Big quantity?


NEET 05/12/2022 (Thu) 07:29:18 [Preview] No.520096 del
>>520094
Was he one of those clowns who are sick but say "Its not Covid" as if they would know.


NEET 05/12/2022 (Thu) 07:30:20 [Preview] No.520097 del
>>520096
he claimed to have had covid six months ago and "it was different"


NEET 05/12/2022 (Thu) 07:31:35 [Preview] No.520098 del
>>520095
enough for it to run down the back of my throat


NEET 05/12/2022 (Thu) 07:34:19 [Preview] No.520099 del
>>520094
Sounds like it was horrible.


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NEET 05/12/2022 (Thu) 07:38:55 [Preview] No.520101 del
>>520062
wrong radar fuckwit


NEET 05/12/2022 (Thu) 07:40:30 [Preview] No.520102 del
>>520100
better than the alternative


NEET 05/12/2022 (Thu) 07:41:13 [Preview] No.520103 del
>>520101
Calm down please.


NEET 05/12/2022 (Thu) 07:42:41 [Preview] No.520104 del
Horny!


NEET 05/12/2022 (Thu) 07:43:21 [Preview] No.520105 del
>>520103
No. I just got here and stanley has been wrong about everything all afternoon.


NEET 05/12/2022 (Thu) 07:43:45</