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NEET General #514 - Breakfast at Pepe's Edition NEET 05/12/2022 (Thu) 09:38:01 [Preview] No. 520211
What do you NEETs consider to be a good brekkie?

Old Thread: >>519092


NEET 05/12/2022 (Thu) 09:43:27 [Preview] No.520216 del
How does he do it?


NEET 05/12/2022 (Thu) 09:51:43 [Preview] No.520233 del
How?


NEET 05/12/2022 (Thu) 09:55:58 [Preview] No.520246 del
>>520244
The shit one got deleted.


NEET 05/12/2022 (Thu) 09:56:04 [Preview] No.520247 del
The other #514 thread was far better than this one. I wish you guys could have seen it.


NEET 05/12/2022 (Thu) 09:56:30 [Preview] No.520248 del
>>520247
Into the gape it went!


NEET 05/12/2022 (Thu) 09:56:49 [Preview] No.520249 del


NEET 05/12/2022 (Thu) 09:57:42 [Preview] No.520250 del
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NEET 05/12/2022 (Thu) 09:58:32 [Preview] No.520251 del
>>520247
Cruisey took it off this free site and put it on his onlyfans. He used to have integrity, now all he cares about is money.


NEET 05/12/2022 (Thu) 09:59:18 [Preview] No.520252 del
>>520251
Bossman power move.


NEET 05/12/2022 (Thu) 09:59:52 [Preview] No.520253 del
>>520250
The Colonel doesn't open until 11am.


NEET 05/12/2022 (Thu) 10:00:37 [Preview] No.520254 del
Deep fried icecream or a sundae for dessert bros?


NEET 05/12/2022 (Thu) 10:01:23 [Preview] No.520255 del


NEET 05/12/2022 (Thu) 10:01:36 [Preview] No.520256 del
>>520254
What feed is tickling your fancy more? Both?


NEET 05/12/2022 (Thu) 10:02:09 [Preview] No.520257 del
>>520254
Sundae with chopped nuts.


NEET 05/12/2022 (Thu) 10:03:28 [Preview] No.520258 del
HAS IGA DROWNED YET ??


NEET 05/12/2022 (Thu) 10:14:02 [Preview] No.520259 del
>>520258
He vacated retard.


NEET 05/12/2022 (Thu) 10:15:52 [Preview] No.520260 del
>>520223
I am home now.
It was nice for basically a steamed supermarket pudding and a scoop of ice cream and a blob of cream.


NEET 05/12/2022 (Thu) 10:16:25 [Preview] No.520261 del
>>520254
sundae


NEET 05/12/2022 (Thu) 10:16:48 [Preview] No.520262 del
Terrible thread.


NEET 05/12/2022 (Thu) 10:17:16 [Preview] No.520263 del
I wish to cook a full English for the NEETs.


NEET 05/12/2022 (Thu) 10:17:42 [Preview] No.520264 del
>>520262
Agreed. Let's make a new one.


NEET 05/12/2022 (Thu) 10:18:02 [Preview] No.520265 del
>>520263
no beans or blood pudding


NEET 05/12/2022 (Thu) 10:18:26 [Preview] No.520266 del
>>520265
>blood
black*


NEET 05/12/2022 (Thu) 10:18:45 [Preview] No.520267 del
>>520264
do eeeet


NEET 05/12/2022 (Thu) 10:19:21 [Preview] No.520268 del
>>520260
>supermarket pudding
They don't make their own?


NEET 05/12/2022 (Thu) 10:19:50 [Preview] No.520269 del
>>520265
>full English
>no BEANS
This is why we can't have nice things


NEET 05/12/2022 (Thu) 10:20:53 [Preview] No.520270 del
>>520268
Lets just say I highly doubt it, and the diameter and side wall taper is an excellent clone if it is homemade.


NEET 05/12/2022 (Thu) 10:21:14 [Preview] No.520271 del
>>520269
Beans are fucking shit. I new this as a single-digit old NOOT.


NEET 05/12/2022 (Thu) 10:22:12 [Preview] No.520272 del
>>520262
You love it!


NEET 05/12/2022 (Thu) 10:23:45 [Preview] No.520273 del
I 'member bein a wee lad o' 12 and ordering kippers for breakkay in bumfuck highland scottland and some old faggy twat in a kilt and dinner jacket serving me fucking tommy ruff poached in cunting milk and thinkin what the fuck is this shite


NEET 05/12/2022 (Thu) 10:24:02 [Preview] No.520274 del
Not posting anymore on this thread. Notify me when we have a new, superior thread that is fit for my quality posts. Goodnight neets.


NEET 05/12/2022 (Thu) 10:24:44 [Preview] No.520275 del
>>520274
excellent pepe you stole from me
good night cunt of taste


NEET 05/12/2022 (Thu) 10:26:04 [Preview] No.520276 del
>>520274
You'll be back.


NEET 05/12/2022 (Thu) 10:27:19 [Preview] No.520277 del
>>520271
You will learn to love them.


NEET 05/12/2022 (Thu) 10:28:05 [Preview] No.520278 del
>>520271
>I new this
and to think I am the custodian of WWWWOTD


NEET 05/12/2022 (Thu) 10:28:45 [Preview] No.520279 del
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>Beans are fucking shit.


NEET 05/12/2022 (Thu) 10:32:04 [Preview] No.520281 del
>>520280
It didn't really cost $63 did it?


NEET 05/12/2022 (Thu) 10:32:38 [Preview] No.520282 del
>>520281
I don't know what it actually cost, but knowing Adelaide Oval, probably at least $30 and your first born.


NEET 05/12/2022 (Thu) 10:33:32 [Preview] No.520283 del
a 600ml soft drink was $8 years ago, so probably $14 now


NEET 05/12/2022 (Thu) 10:35:08 [Preview] No.520284 del
>>520274
Good night NEET. Sleep tight.


NEET 05/12/2022 (Thu) 10:46:47 [Preview] No.520285 del
I’m so full


NEET 05/12/2022 (Thu) 10:49:31 [Preview] No.520286 del
>>520285
Are you full, or is the world around you empty?
Food for thought.


NEET 05/12/2022 (Thu) 10:52:05 [Preview] No.520287 del
Grilled eggplant burgers, lots of parsley and garlic.


NEET 05/12/2022 (Thu) 10:53:37 [Preview] No.520288 del
>>520287
Your image didn't upload.


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NEET 05/12/2022 (Thu) 11:03:06 [Preview] No.520290 del
>>520289
This hits home


NEET 05/12/2022 (Thu) 11:03:14 [Preview] No.520291 del
>>520286
He'll be empty in the morning.


NEET 05/12/2022 (Thu) 11:04:05 [Preview] No.520292 del
>>520291
After my black instant the chinky poo will be heinous


NEET 05/12/2022 (Thu) 11:07:13 [Preview] No.520293 del
Having a glass of The Pogues triple distilled Irish whiskey that Motherbat gave me for my birthday.
I don't know what she thought I would want Irish whiskey, let alone one named after a band of some sort.
She just texted to see I made it home from the hotel alright.


NEET 05/12/2022 (Thu) 11:07:47 [Preview] No.520294 del
>>520292
You'll need a proper doomsday suit.


NEET 05/12/2022 (Thu) 11:08:50 [Preview] No.520295 del
>>520293
Was the whisky at least palatable?


NEET 05/12/2022 (Thu) 11:09:10 [Preview] No.520296 del


NEET 05/12/2022 (Thu) 11:09:50 [Preview] No.520297 del
>>520296
Thread redeemed.


NEET 05/12/2022 (Thu) 11:12:15 [Preview] No.520298 del
>>520295
Yes, it's fine. It's not quite the same as the islay whiskeys I buy, but it will be alright as the weather gets colder.


NEET 05/12/2022 (Thu) 11:15:07 [Preview] No.520299 del
>>520293
all the flavours and you chose to be salty.
What kind of horse looks standoes in the mouth?


NEET 05/12/2022 (Thu) 11:15:38 [Preview] No.520300 del
>>520296
amazing.
made my night


NEET 05/12/2022 (Thu) 11:17:58 [Preview] No.520301 del
>>520299
I don't mean to sound ungrateful.


NEET 05/12/2022 (Thu) 11:19:05 [Preview] No.520302 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=j9jbdgZidu8 [Embed]
apparently this is celtic punk


NEET 05/12/2022 (Thu) 11:19:37 [Preview] No.520303 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=s11BuatTuXk [Embed]


NEET 05/12/2022 (Thu) 11:23:12 [Preview] No.520304 del
Nighty night NEETs.


NEET 05/12/2022 (Thu) 11:23:25 [Preview] No.520305 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=yAEFKjqPtlU [Embed]


NEET 05/12/2022 (Thu) 11:26:47 [Preview] No.520306 del
>>520301
Gotta respect the standoes.


NEET 05/12/2022 (Thu) 11:28:49 [Preview] No.520307 del
>>520305
All of those guys from the Dubliners are dead now.


NEET 05/12/2022 (Thu) 11:34:06 [Preview] No.520308 del
>>520293
She is a good motherbat.


NEET 05/12/2022 (Thu) 11:34:40 [Preview] No.520309 del
>>520296
Well mallarded.


NEET 05/12/2022 (Thu) 11:35:57 [Preview] No.520310 del
>>520293
I hope you had a good night. Belated happy birthday too Webster.


NEET 05/12/2022 (Thu) 11:36:25 [Preview] No.520311 del
>>520308
She has her moments.


NEET 05/12/2022 (Thu) 11:36:44 [Preview] No.520312 del
>>520310
It's tomorrow, so you're not belated at all.
Thank you.


NEET 05/12/2022 (Thu) 11:37:31 [Preview] No.520313 del
>>520304
Good night NEET.


NEET 05/12/2022 (Thu) 11:46:25 [Preview] No.520314 del
Not sure that is a real pepe.


NEET 05/12/2022 (Thu) 11:47:28 [Preview] No.520315 del
>>520314
It is a good Pepe.


NEET 05/12/2022 (Thu) 11:47:30 [Preview] No.520316 del
>>520287
Go on.


NEET 05/12/2022 (Thu) 11:50:36 [Preview] No.520318 del
This is the main family of roos that frequents our (my folks) property. From right to left, mother, arrow and mini(she was a very tiny Joey for a long time). They are nice to have around. They have become comfortable enough here you can walk right up to them when they are lying down. It was a very wet miserable day for them today, it’s funny there is plenty of shelter but they just stay out in the rain when it’s pissing down.


NEET 05/12/2022 (Thu) 11:52:01 [Preview] No.520319 del
>>520318
Lovely animals. It must be very nice sitting out there with them.


NEET 05/12/2022 (Thu) 11:52:14 [Preview] No.520320 del
>>520318
Nice. They're having a shower.


NEET 05/12/2022 (Thu) 11:52:32 [Preview] No.520321 del
>>520318
Middle one has boong paint on its head


NEET 05/12/2022 (Thu) 11:54:43 [Preview] No.520322 del
>>520318
That's a lovely scene.


NEET 05/12/2022 (Thu) 11:58:29 [Preview] No.520323 del
>>520318
You should teach them to play soccer


NEET 05/12/2022 (Thu) 11:59:13 [Preview] No.520324 del
>>520323
Socceroos if you will


NEET 05/12/2022 (Thu) 12:08:49 [Preview] No.520325 del
>>520319
For sure. They really lift mums spirits. She’s an odd old chook, she goes out and talks to them. She loves animals. Been trying to encourage her to get another dog like a cavalier or something but she’s always hesitant. My sister or myself could always look after it if something happened.


NEET 05/12/2022 (Thu) 12:09:36 [Preview] No.520326 del
>>520325
Tell her to get an alpaca.


NEET 05/12/2022 (Thu) 12:10:08 [Preview] No.520327 del
Might go to bed.
Night all.


NEET 05/12/2022 (Thu) 12:10:33 [Preview] No.520328 del
>>520326
They are actually not bad pets as long as they like you. Other wise they spit in your face.


NEET 05/12/2022 (Thu) 12:14:24 [Preview] No.520329 del
>>520327
Good night.


NEET 05/12/2022 (Thu) 12:14:41 [Preview] No.520330 del
>>520328
Some of the NEETs are the same.


NEET 05/12/2022 (Thu) 12:18:34 [Preview] No.520331 del
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NEET 05/12/2022 (Thu) 13:01:49 [Preview] No.520332 del
I am watching The Terminator (1984).


NEET 05/12/2022 (Thu) 13:02:03 [Preview] No.520333 del
>>520327
Me too. Tired.
Noneye


NEET 05/12/2022 (Thu) 13:05:18 [Preview] No.520334 del
>>520332
Nice. Terminator 2 would be a good choice for Moofie night in the future.


NEET 05/12/2022 (Thu) 13:05:34 [Preview] No.520335 del
>>520333
Good night NEET.


NEET 05/12/2022 (Thu) 13:06:06 [Preview] No.520336 del
>>520334
>Terminator 2
It is a good film. I have seen it at least 20 times though.


NEET 05/12/2022 (Thu) 13:22:52 [Preview] No.520337 del
>>520332
I'm watching Devil's Advocate (1997)


NEET 05/12/2022 (Thu) 13:26:33 [Preview] No.520338 del
>>520337
It looks interesting. I have not seen it.


NEET 05/12/2022 (Thu) 13:49:50 [Preview] No.520339 del
(2.19 MB 480x360 pingu.mp4)


NEET 05/12/2022 (Thu) 13:50:16 [Preview] No.520340 del
>>520338
It's not bad, but the main thing I'm noticing is the quality of acting even in a B movie of that era is so much better than modern movies.


NEET 05/12/2022 (Thu) 13:51:19 [Preview] No.520341 del
>>520340
I have noticed the same thing.


NEET 05/12/2022 (Thu) 14:01:32 [Preview] No.520342 del
What time is Dog Soldiers going to be on?


NEET 05/12/2022 (Thu) 14:02:04 [Preview] No.520343 del
Need to get a birthday present for brotherbot. Any suggestions? He is 30ish and I am clueless as to where to start.


NEET 05/12/2022 (Thu) 14:04:47 [Preview] No.520344 del
>>520343
Bunnings gift card.


NEET 05/12/2022 (Thu) 14:08:39 [Preview] No.520345 del
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NEET 05/12/2022 (Thu) 14:33:08 [Preview] No.520346 del
>>520344
Shit suggestion.


NEET 05/12/2022 (Thu) 14:42:18 [Preview] No.520347 del
>>520343
What does he usually get you for your birthday?


NEET 05/12/2022 (Thu) 14:49:06 [Preview] No.520348 del
>>520343
A nice shaver.


NEET 05/12/2022 (Thu) 14:50:42 [Preview] No.520349 del
>>520347
Bunnings gift cards.


NEET 05/12/2022 (Thu) 14:51:35 [Preview] No.520350 del
Tendies about to go in the airfryer.
Not really hungry, just ungooned.


NEET 05/12/2022 (Thu) 14:52:35 [Preview] No.520351 del
>>520350
>Tendies
Aldi brand sweet chilli?


NEET 05/12/2022 (Thu) 14:56:29 [Preview] No.520352 del
>>520351
The best.


NEET 05/12/2022 (Thu) 15:00:20 [Preview] No.520353 del
There is a new Mike Myers TV show.


NEET 05/12/2022 (Thu) 15:02:49 [Preview] No.520354 del
>>520353
The Austin Powers dude?


NEET 05/12/2022 (Thu) 15:04:22 [Preview] No.520355 del
>>520354
Yeah, and Shrek.


NEET 05/12/2022 (Thu) 15:05:21 [Preview] No.520356 del
He plays 90% of the characters.


NEET 05/12/2022 (Thu) 15:05:55 [Preview] No.520357 del
>>520355
>Shrek
High meme content movies.


NEET 05/12/2022 (Thu) 15:07:42 [Preview] No.520358 del
>>520356
Sounds awful.


NEET 05/12/2022 (Thu) 15:10:09 [Preview] No.520359 del
I am struggling. This depression is smothering me. Can't get comfy.


NEET 05/12/2022 (Thu) 15:13:44 [Preview] No.520360 del
>>520357
This one is feeling like a forced meme.
There is an Alex Jones character.


NEET 05/12/2022 (Thu) 15:14:21 [Preview] No.520361 del
>>520358
He had a movie called master of disguise which is very similar.


NEET 05/12/2022 (Thu) 15:16:05 [Preview] No.520362 del
>>520359
Do you want a comfy feed?


NEET 05/12/2022 (Thu) 15:16:10 [Preview] No.520363 del
>>520361
>master of disguise
3.3/10 on imdb. Yikes.


NEET 05/12/2022 (Thu) 15:17:35 [Preview] No.520364 del
>>520362
I would love that.


NEET 05/12/2022 (Thu) 15:39:22 [Preview] No.520365 del
>>520362
You knew just what I needed.
Sweet chilli tendies, perfectly cooked.


NEET 05/12/2022 (Thu) 16:43:38 [Preview] No.520366 del
The new Top Gun movie is released in two weeks.


NEET 05/12/2022 (Thu) 17:58:06 [Preview] No.520367 del
I am off to bed.
Good night NEETs.


NEET 05/12/2022 (Thu) 18:10:14 [Preview] No.520368 del
4 am neet reporting in


NEET 05/12/2022 (Thu) 19:56:32 [Preview] No.520369 del
>>520366
I hope it doesn't suck. I might rewatch the first 30 minutes of The Mummy (2017), which was much better than the rest of the movie.


NEET 05/12/2022 (Thu) 20:27:52 [Preview] No.520370 del
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Good mordning neets. Friday 13th is upon us. What precautions are neets taking to stop themselves being sucked into a meme horror movie today?


NEET 05/12/2022 (Thu) 21:49:20 [Preview] No.520371 del
>>520313
Thank (You)!

>>520317
Woe, she isn't putting her name in the URL and the title was the first chance I had to close the article.

>>520318
Good view.

>>520339
Good stuff, poor Pingu.

>>520342
Based on >>>/operate/12025 and >>>/operate/12026 I do not think the moofie list has been picked.

>>520343
A meal out or some nice chocolates.

>>520363
Rotten Tomato score gave it 1%

>>520367
Sleep tight.

>>520370
Good morning NEETs.

>What precautions are neets taking to stop themselves being sucked into a meme horror movie today?
Wishing that NEET a happy birthday.


NEET 05/12/2022 (Thu) 22:00:17 [Preview] No.520372 del
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>>520312
Happy Birthday.


NEET 05/12/2022 (Thu) 22:04:20 [Preview] No.520374 del
mording

>>520371
>>520372
thank you


NEET 05/12/2022 (Thu) 22:08:35 [Preview] No.520375 del
>>520373
I posted that Pepe one a while back when someone said something abusive about me. The other two were funny.


NEET 05/12/2022 (Thu) 22:08:52 [Preview] No.520376 del
>>520374
Good morning and Happy Birthday NEET.


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NEET 05/12/2022 (Thu) 22:16:47 [Preview] No.520378 del
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>>520377
Ah shucks, don't get too excited planing my birthday.


NEET 05/12/2022 (Thu) 22:17:24 [Preview] No.520380 del
>>520378
I forgot I attached that, but
>Crypto investors panic during market bloodbath: ‘I will lose my home’
>>Crypto investors panicked on Thursday as the value of cryptocurrencies including bitcoin plunged, with some saying they would lose their homes as a result.
https://www.news.com.au/finance/markets/world-markets/crypto-investors-panic-during-market-bloodbath-i-will-lose-my-home/news-story/453f15a51fea3e2ccf3ca16c5b6503c2


NEET 05/12/2022 (Thu) 22:23:17 [Preview] No.520381 del
>>520380
lel
I suspect people have been pulling out their crypto to keep up with biden's weimar inflation trajectory and this has caused the price to tank


NEET 05/12/2022 (Thu) 22:46:08 [Preview] No.520382 del
>>520376
Thank you.


NEET 05/12/2022 (Thu) 22:49:28 [Preview] No.520383 del
>>520374
Happy Birthday mate, hope you have a nice day.


NEET 05/12/2022 (Thu) 22:59:07 [Preview] No.520384 del
Which neet is birthday neet?


NEET 05/12/2022 (Thu) 23:07:01 [Preview] No.520385 del
Good Morning NEETs

HAS IGA DROWNED YET ?


NEET 05/12/2022 (Thu) 23:12:29 [Preview] No.520386 del
>>520385
Good morning NEET.
You shouldn't wish such things on others.


NEET 05/12/2022 (Thu) 23:18:55 [Preview] No.520388 del
>>520385
SHIT MEME ---> >>520259


NEET 05/12/2022 (Thu) 23:22:15 [Preview] No.520389 del
>>520388
He has post traumatic down syndrome


NEET 05/12/2022 (Thu) 23:25:39 [Preview] No.520390 del
>>520388
IGA could realistically drown anywhere at anythime.


NEET 05/12/2022 (Thu) 23:28:24 [Preview] No.520391 del
>>520385
Morning nuro
>>520387
It would, but I'm guessing it's drugs.


NEET 05/12/2022 (Thu) 23:54:14 [Preview] No.520392 del
Good morning

Happy Birthday Weber


NEET 05/12/2022 (Thu) 23:56:14 [Preview] No.520393 del
https://www.abc.net.au/news/2022-05-13/cosmetic-surgery-erase-ethnic-identity-blackfishing/100989612
>Who wins and who loses when beauty trends celebrate cosmetically altered looks that are ethnic — but ‘not too ethnic’?


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NEET 05/12/2022 (Thu) 23:58:41 [Preview] No.520395 del
Hope webby has a big, hearty breakfast to celebrate his birthday


NEET 05/13/2022 (Fri) 00:01:23 [Preview] No.520396 del
Update on smoking. I’m smoking again. Failed to give up for like the 5th time. At least I bought petrol for my big move on Monday. I got accomodation starting Monday.


NEET 05/13/2022 (Fri) 00:01:41 [Preview] No.520397 del
>>520383
>>520392
Thank you and good mording


NEET 05/13/2022 (Fri) 00:02:32 [Preview] No.520398 del
>>520395
I've only had a mondster thus far. I have to get that injection at 10:45, but the medical place is two doors down from KFC.


NEET 05/13/2022 (Fri) 00:03:06 [Preview] No.520399 del
>>520396
CaravanNEET? That's good.


NEET 05/13/2022 (Fri) 00:07:10 [Preview] No.520400 del
>>520396
Congrats on the new commo


NEET 05/13/2022 (Fri) 00:07:20 [Preview] No.520401 del
>>520398
You should be able to pop in there before and after you get your jab.


NEET 05/13/2022 (Fri) 00:07:49 [Preview] No.520402 del
>>520398
KFC gravy IV drip?


NEET 05/13/2022 (Fri) 00:08:22 [Preview] No.520403 del
>>520396
You just have to give it up the last time. What sort of accommodation are you getting? A bigger caravan?


NEET 05/13/2022 (Fri) 00:12:06 [Preview] No.520404 del
>>520399
Yeah
>>520400
Thanks
>>520403
Nah I’m getting a real room in a share house at first. Then I’ll move out of there in a week or so and move into my own unit


NEET 05/13/2022 (Fri) 00:12:32 [Preview] No.520405 del
>>520393
Plastic surgeons win duh. Sometimes journalists win if they are able to sell more vapid clickbait articles to morons. Pretty much everyone else breaks even.


NEET 05/13/2022 (Fri) 00:13:41 [Preview] No.520406 del
>>520404
A proper house unit, or a flat? I've lived in flats on my own ever since leaving home, can't say I miss houses.


NEET 05/13/2022 (Fri) 00:13:51 [Preview] No.520407 del
>>520396
Good to hear m8


NEET 05/13/2022 (Fri) 00:21:14 [Preview] No.520409 del
>>520392
Good morning NEET.


NEET 05/13/2022 (Fri) 00:44:18 [Preview] No.520410 del
>>520406
I actually don’t know much about it right now. Just that it should have a bathroom and a kitchen.


NEET 05/13/2022 (Fri) 00:56:37 [Preview] No.520411 del
>>520407
Thanks


NEET 05/13/2022 (Fri) 01:14:10 [Preview] No.520412 del
>>520373
>Post Traumatic Down Syndrome
That could be what I have.


NEET 05/13/2022 (Fri) 01:17:23 [Preview] No.520413 del
Morning bros


NEET 05/13/2022 (Fri) 01:18:18 [Preview] No.520414 del
>>520396
>I got accomodation starting Monday.
Well done NEET. Good luck.


NEET 05/13/2022 (Fri) 01:19:11 [Preview] No.520415 del
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Good morning NEETs.

Happy Birthday Weber.


NEET 05/13/2022 (Fri) 01:19:50 [Preview] No.520416 del
>>520415
A Big happy birthday to our webby.
I hope he has a nice day and treats himself.


NEET 05/13/2022 (Fri) 01:29:59 [Preview] No.520417 del
>>520414
Thanks neet


NEET 05/13/2022 (Fri) 01:31:14 [Preview] No.520418 del
>>520410
What are you going to do with your caravan?


NEET 05/13/2022 (Fri) 01:34:07 [Preview] No.520419 del
>>520418
Maybe if that homeless neet who used to post here years ago comes back he can live in the caravan, and the cycle continues.


NEET 05/13/2022 (Fri) 01:35:37 [Preview] No.520420 del
>>520416
Big treats.


NEET 05/13/2022 (Fri) 01:36:41 [Preview] No.520421 del
>>520419
>that homeless neet
He is still here. He has a home now and eats beans all the time.


NEET 05/13/2022 (Fri) 01:37:27 [Preview] No.520422 del
>>520421
Is that bean neet? What happened to his american gf?


NEET 05/13/2022 (Fri) 01:40:55 [Preview] No.520423 del
>>520422
Honestly with all his BEAN induced flatulence and capitalisation, maybe it's better that he doesn't live anywhere indoors.


NEET 05/13/2022 (Fri) 01:41:33 [Preview] No.520424 del
The northman is out on bit torrent. Dunno if I want it or not.


NEET 05/13/2022 (Fri) 01:43:04 [Preview] No.520425 del
>>520424
I don't like the look of it. It is too dark. All movies look too dark these days.


NEET 05/13/2022 (Fri) 01:49:13 [Preview] No.520426 del
>>520425
Yeah, need to get some night vision goggles to watch them properly.


NEET 05/13/2022 (Fri) 01:52:30 [Preview] No.520427 del
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Didn't buy much. Had a tight budget of 37 dollars. This lot cam to just over 30.


NEET 05/13/2022 (Fri) 01:53:00 [Preview] No.520428 del
>>520422
>What happened to his american gf?
I don't know. If she saw him wanking the poo she probably left in disgust.


NEET 05/13/2022 (Fri) 01:54:27 [Preview] No.520429 del
>>520418
The first place I’m going to is going to let me store my caravan there. The permanent place I don’t know yet. I might have to sell the caravan.


NEET 05/13/2022 (Fri) 01:54:53 [Preview] No.520430 del
>>520428
Girls were a mistake.


NEET 05/13/2022 (Fri) 01:57:48 [Preview] No.520431 del
>>520429
>I might have to sell the caravan.
How much do you reckon its worth?
Can you store it at mum's?


NEET 05/13/2022 (Fri) 02:02:04 [Preview] No.520432 del
>>520429
Was this all through the public housing system? If so, it's working better than I've heard.


NEET 05/13/2022 (Fri) 02:02:33 [Preview] No.520433 del
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NEET 05/13/2022 (Fri) 02:03:57 [Preview] No.520434 del
Kicking myself for not going back in and grabbing that half-price pack of beef burger patties.


NEET 05/13/2022 (Fri) 02:05:24 [Preview] No.520435 del
>>520434
The regret will haunt you the rest of your life.


NEET 05/13/2022 (Fri) 02:07:28 [Preview] No.520436 del
>>520433
>cool
Yeah, nah


NEET 05/13/2022 (Fri) 02:09:31 [Preview] No.520437 del
>>520436
It is his own perception of himself. He has severe mental illness.


NEET 05/13/2022 (Fri) 02:10:43 [Preview] No.520438 del
Concerned I may have nits or lice or something.


NEET 05/13/2022 (Fri) 02:11:09 [Preview] No.520439 del
>>520438
Is your scalp hygiene poor?


NEET 05/13/2022 (Fri) 02:12:45 [Preview] No.520440 del
>>520439
I shampoo once a week. What else am I meant to do? Like, nits are something little kids get so I haven't thought about it for ages.


NEET 05/13/2022 (Fri) 02:13:22 [Preview] No.520441 del
>>520440
Have you seen any critters, or is your scalp just itchy?


NEET 05/13/2022 (Fri) 02:13:57 [Preview] No.520442 del
>>520427

Cashed up neet.


NEET 05/13/2022 (Fri) 02:15:49 [Preview] No.520443 del
Knock knock knockin on nuro's workshop door

At. 2. A. M.


NEET 05/13/2022 (Fri) 02:16:04 [Preview] No.520444 del
>>520427
Are those home brand soft drinks any good?


NEET 05/13/2022 (Fri) 02:16:26 [Preview] No.520445 del
>>520443
Not funny. He's trying to sleep.


NEET 05/13/2022 (Fri) 02:18:35 [Preview] No.520446 del
>>520441
I've sometimes noticed bites or sores or something for a long time. and I do sometimes get bites on my neck and other places. I didn't think much of it - like maybe they were mosquito bites, or because I do a fair bit of walking and sitting outside they might be ant bites...but maybe my hygiene's not as good as it could be.


NEET 05/13/2022 (Fri) 02:18:46 [Preview] No.520447 del
>>520396
How long did you win for?


NEET 05/13/2022 (Fri) 02:20:32 [Preview] No.520448 del
>>520438
The itching is usually the give away, you can buy a lice comb from the pharmacy for a few bucks to make sure one way or another.
Just use conditioner and comb your hair through.


NEET 05/13/2022 (Fri) 02:20:47 [Preview] No.520449 del
>>520431
I bought it for 4000 but there’s two holes in it now so it’s probably worth less than that now.
I might be able to store it at mums. Probably not though.
>>520432
Yeah it was. The first place I’m moving to is ndis funded and partially paid by me. It’s supposed to be 280 a week but I’m only paying 50 a week there. The second place is 30% of my income and I guess plus bills


NEET 05/13/2022 (Fri) 02:22:54 [Preview] No.520450 del
>>520447
I gave up smoking for like one night.
Almost immediately bought more early in the morning


NEET 05/13/2022 (Fri) 02:22:58 [Preview] No.520452 del
>>520448
Thinking of clipping my hair down to a few mm. I should probably replace my bedding as well. Dunno what to do about my mattress, can't afford a new one.


NEET 05/13/2022 (Fri) 02:23:43 [Preview] No.520453 del
waiting on another covid test.
Hysterical vaxxies demand I take one whenever I go see them.
In their mind being unvaccinated and having covid is the same thing.
These people are so shit scared they rarely even leave teir house, and most of the steps they take to stop covid are more akin to holy water than anything else.

Bad home calls come in all varieties.


NEET 05/13/2022 (Fri) 02:24:04 [Preview] No.520454 del


NEET 05/13/2022 (Fri) 02:24:53 [Preview] No.520456 del
>>520452
Just comb your hair with conditioner and a lice comb first, you may find you don't have lice at all.

Butting your sheets and dona covers through the wash wouldn't be a bad idea generally


NEET 05/13/2022 (Fri) 02:25:25 [Preview] No.520457 del
Absolute clusterfuck getting the vax.
Got called 40 minutes after my alloted time only to discover that was a pre-screening with a doctor, I then had to go and take a number at the nurses station.


NEET 05/13/2022 (Fri) 02:25:44 [Preview] No.520458 del
>>520449
>there’s two holes in it now
How did that happen?


NEET 05/13/2022 (Fri) 02:26:03 [Preview] No.520459 del
>>520450
Oh NEET.


NEET 05/13/2022 (Fri) 02:26:37 [Preview] No.520460 del
>>520458
I forgot to put the latches down when I moved it so a bunch of wind caught it and made it expand like a parachute and tore holes in it


NEET 05/13/2022 (Fri) 02:27:18 [Preview] No.520461 del
>>520451
That is a very common policy throughout all businesses.


NEET 05/13/2022 (Fri) 02:28:34 [Preview] No.520463 del
>>520461
Doesn't make it right.
They should be allowed to take whatever steps they deem necessary up to and including killing thieves.


NEET 05/13/2022 (Fri) 02:32:06 [Preview] No.520464 del
>>520462
It's good to see a Christian leader actually doing something the Good Book allows for (maiming/killing thieves) for a change.


NEET 05/13/2022 (Fri) 02:33:17 [Preview] No.520465 del
How likely is a barber/hairdresser to spot that you have lice in your hair? I can't ever remember them mentioning that they suspect I have a problem.


NEET 05/13/2022 (Fri) 02:33:34 [Preview] No.520466 del
https://www.news.com.au/finance/work/at-work/it-is-no-longer-okay-to-call-a-man-is-bald-according-to-a-tribunal/news-story/139305c92688af3ff5d0eaf4e359385f
>A tribunal has found that commenting on a man’s baldness is like discussing the size of a woman’s breasts.
Just need to make height off limits and I can start suing women for all they've got.


NEET 05/13/2022 (Fri) 02:34:45 [Preview] No.520467 del
>>520465
I imagine they would tell you.
I imagine they would also clipper your hair back to 1 or 0, sell you some bug killer, and tell you to wash your clothes and bedding immediately.


NEET 05/13/2022 (Fri) 02:35:04 [Preview] No.520468 del
>>520444
The coke is alright, different to Coca-cola like with Pepsi but you can still taste the cola. Like it's Coca-cola but yet it isn't at the same time. You still with me?

Never tried that raspberry.
I'll let ya know.


NEET 05/13/2022 (Fri) 02:37:00 [Preview] No.520469 del
>>520467
Ok, maybe I don't have hair lice. But something's been biting me dammit.


NEET 05/13/2022 (Fri) 02:38:47 [Preview] No.520470 del
>>520469
Wash (or change) your bedding if it's practical.


NEET 05/13/2022 (Fri) 02:38:55 [Preview] No.520471 del
>>520466
The Manlet fears the Debicki


NEET 05/13/2022 (Fri) 02:40:40 [Preview] No.520472 del
>>520471
Women should not be big and tall. They should be short and petite.


NEET 05/13/2022 (Fri) 02:44:01 [Preview] No.520473 del
>>520451
Was there a babby in the pram though? Probably not.

“You can have the f***ing rotor mate.”

What's the bet that rotor was for a Commodore?


NEET 05/13/2022 (Fri) 02:44:28 [Preview] No.520474 del
>>520473
>Was there a babby in the pram though? Probably not.
There was nothign in the pram except stolen goods.


NEET 05/13/2022 (Fri) 02:47:06 [Preview] No.520475 del
>>520474
They also do it fake pregnancy bumps that are hollow that they can fill with goods.


NEET 05/13/2022 (Fri) 02:48:34 [Preview] No.520476 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=WDb8ute4lQs [Embed]


NEET 05/13/2022 (Fri) 02:51:58 [Preview] No.520477 del
>>520475
Possum fills his pouch with stolen goods.


NEET 05/13/2022 (Fri) 02:52:12 [Preview] No.520478 del
>>520063
>Just stocked up on Yearling Rump Steak,Yearling Boneless Sirloin Steak and chicken and some pork chops and bacon all about 2kg each

The bacon I got from a local butcher recently was very nice. But almost 30 bucks a kilo. 2 rashers was nearly 5 bucks. And they had those white circular bits of cartiledge I haven't seen on supermarket bacon in years. Hated it as a kid but this time I munched through them with delight!


NEET 05/13/2022 (Fri) 02:53:48 [Preview] No.520479 del
>>520478
>white circular bits of cartiledge
'pigs teeth'


NEET 05/13/2022 (Fri) 02:58:48 [Preview] No.520480 del
>>520424
Wasn't a NEET seeing this in the cinema the other night? Did they post a review?


NEET 05/13/2022 (Fri) 02:59:43 [Preview] No.520481 del
Does no-one have any sympathy for the auto parts thief?
When you're on cenno with no savings, a car repair can be more than you can afford.
And then once your car is out of action your life gets even worse.
So you send the pig-faced missus to a chain store to steal what you need for a diy home fix.


NEET 05/13/2022 (Fri) 03:00:36 [Preview] No.520482 del
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Habby Birthday Webboig !


NEET 05/13/2022 (Fri) 03:02:12 [Preview] No.520483 del
>>520481
They got money for booze and fags though right?


NEET 05/13/2022 (Fri) 03:02:27 [Preview] No.520484 del
>I wonder if webby will be mad enough to hit on another kfc qt today


NEET 05/13/2022 (Fri) 03:06:45 [Preview] No.520485 del
>>520415
>>520416
>>520482
Thank you.

>>520484
My days of expressing interest in women are over.


NEET 05/13/2022 (Fri) 03:06:53 [Preview] No.520486 del
>>520483
As NEETs know, those are necessities.


NEET 05/13/2022 (Fri) 03:08:40 [Preview] No.520487 del
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kek. you can see the reflection of the workshop ceiling insulation in the oven lid


NEET 05/13/2022 (Fri) 03:12:33 [Preview] No.520488 del
>>520481
A lot of people that steal a lot of shit like are doing it for drugs as they sell it for 1/3 the price.


NEET 05/13/2022 (Fri) 03:12:57 [Preview] No.520489 del
AIN'T THAT FRESH


NEET 05/13/2022 (Fri) 03:13:03 [Preview] No.520490 del
>>520487
A big discovery, detective NEET.


NEET 05/13/2022 (Fri) 03:13:18 [Preview] No.520491 del
>>520489
Steaming?


NEET 05/13/2022 (Fri) 03:14:25 [Preview] No.520492 del
>>520487
Why would i want to pay to stay at Noosa in this weather ? Besides im going to Brisbane tomorrow.


NEET 05/13/2022 (Fri) 03:14:49 [Preview] No.520493 del
>>520476
https://youtube.com/watch?v=qKA14aPrtn4 [Embed]


NEET 05/13/2022 (Fri) 03:15:01 [Preview] No.520494 del
HAS IGA DROWNED YET ?


NEET 05/13/2022 (Fri) 03:16:22 [Preview] No.520495 del
>>520494
What happens when another nemesis takes his place?


NEET 05/13/2022 (Fri) 03:16:25 [Preview] No.520496 del
>>520488
One rotor is oddly specific though, as if she really needed it. Or one of her many kids dads needed it...


NEET 05/13/2022 (Fri) 03:17:18 [Preview] No.520497 del
>>520488
I don't know if there is a big market for what she was stealing. Some sort of rotor? Was probably specific to one model of car.


NEET 05/13/2022 (Fri) 03:18:13 [Preview] No.520498 del
>>520427
WOW SO YOU FIVE DOLLARS LEFT IN YOUR ACCOUNT ?


NEET 05/13/2022 (Fri) 03:18:49 [Preview] No.520499 del
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>>520492
lol, not if the Bruce is flooded.


NEET 05/13/2022 (Fri) 03:18:53 [Preview] No.520500 del
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Deep breaths


NEET 05/13/2022 (Fri) 03:19:01 [Preview] No.520501 del
>>520496
>>520497
I could be wrong, but the stealers I heard of through family used to come by each shift with new goods always 1/3 of the price. Always wanting more money, asking if you want a specific good that could bring in $$$


NEET 05/13/2022 (Fri) 03:19:13 [Preview] No.520502 del
>>520494
>>520498
Nuro you need to stop making these sorts of posts.
You are embarrassing yourself and harming your reputation for basedness.


NEET 05/13/2022 (Fri) 03:19:42 [Preview] No.520503 del
>>520495
we will have a few weeks of peace until some other faggot decides to move up to the sunny coast
Deep breaths


NEET 05/13/2022 (Fri) 03:20:32 [Preview] No.520504 del
>>520498
FOR ALL INTENSIVE PURPOSES there's 7(seven) dollarydoos in the piggy.


NEET 05/13/2022 (Fri) 03:21:44 [Preview] No.520505 del
>>520502
my post quality will increase when i can chill at the work computer again

phone posting is so sporadic and makes me angry because i cant access my well collated meme database(d)
Deep breaths


NEET 05/13/2022 (Fri) 03:22:54 [Preview] No.520506 del
>>520502
I don't mind the bank account shit but wishing for me to drown is crossing a line. But hey whaddyagonnado it's numo, panshitter and pillbrain.


NEET 05/13/2022 (Fri) 03:25:07 [Preview] No.520507 del
>>520506
Buro is a habitual line crosser.


NEET 05/13/2022 (Fri) 03:26:04 [Preview] No.520508 del
>>520505
>my post quality will increase when i can chill at the work computer again
You only have yourself to blame for your work ip getting banned. Your behavior and posting has been woeful for a long time.


NEET 05/13/2022 (Fri) 03:28:03 [Preview] No.520509 del
>>520506
No-one feels sorry for you.
We are just concerned about Nuro's image.


NEET 05/13/2022 (Fri) 03:33:25 [Preview] No.520510 del
>>520509
I feel sorry for stanners.


NEET 05/13/2022 (Fri) 03:35:01 [Preview] No.520511 del
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NEET 05/13/2022 (Fri) 03:36:07 [Preview] No.520512 del
Good things cum to those who wank


NEET 05/13/2022 (Fri) 03:36:16 [Preview] No.520513 del
Was there a decent reason given for Nuro's work IP ban?
From what I can gather Shiban banned him just because he felt like it and maybe because he believed in the conspiracy theory about Nuro being several different people.


NEET 05/13/2022 (Fri) 03:37:31 [Preview] No.520514 del
>>520513
The Hun does as he wills, and the bicycle repairman suffers as he must.


NEET 05/13/2022 (Fri) 03:40:25 [Preview] No.520515 del
>>520480
That was me. Saw it with motherbot. Not bad, some good action and violence scenes. Had a mystical element to it that came off as slightly pretentious. We had free tickets, worth torrenting but I wouldn’t go to the movies for it.


NEET 05/13/2022 (Fri) 03:41:14 [Preview] No.520516 del
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ALWAYS


NEET 05/13/2022 (Fri) 03:41:38 [Preview] No.520517 del


NEET 05/13/2022 (Fri) 03:43:17 [Preview] No.520518 del
>>520513
>conspiracy theory
Cunt was banned for SPAMMING that memeball image...

He's been SEETHING about it ever since. His latest BS about it is claiming it was all just a big mistake by the Big Fella. It was no mistake.


NEET 05/13/2022 (Fri) 03:44:02 [Preview] No.520519 del
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NEET 05/13/2022 (Fri) 03:44:05 [Preview] No.520520 del
>>520515
How was AdA?


NEET 05/13/2022 (Fri) 03:44:29 [Preview] No.520521 del
>>520520
ATJ I mean


NEET 05/13/2022 (Fri) 03:44:55 [Preview] No.520522 del
>>520519
heading into chonky territory


NEET 05/13/2022 (Fri) 03:45:33 [Preview] No.520523 del
>chill at the work computer again

I thought he had 4 ISPs and hacked into his neighbours wifi?


NEET 05/13/2022 (Fri) 03:46:40 [Preview] No.520524 del
>>520427
Nice haul.


NEET 05/13/2022 (Fri) 03:47:11 [Preview] No.520525 del
>>520523
Elite hackers like nuro are too well disciplined to do anything from their place of legal employment.


NEET 05/13/2022 (Fri) 03:49:21 [Preview] No.520526 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=rrstLVpJNik [Embed]


NEET 05/13/2022 (Fri) 03:50:03 [Preview] No.520527 del
>>520396
What brand?


NEET 05/13/2022 (Fri) 03:51:17 [Preview] No.520528 del
I don't see how it is fair that Nuro is banned but IGA can just post whenever he likes.


NEET 05/13/2022 (Fri) 03:52:44 [Preview] No.520529 del
>>520528
What did IGA do?


NEET 05/13/2022 (Fri) 03:53:59 [Preview] No.520530 del
>>520476
>>520493
I once met a wheelchair NEET who was a master of the partial arts.
He told me he would back me up in a street fight, which was awkward because I assumed some element of reciprocity was expected.


NEET 05/13/2022 (Fri) 03:54:10 [Preview] No.520531 del
Maybe the noosa pad has a Michelin kitchen


NEET 05/13/2022 (Fri) 03:54:15 [Preview] No.520532 del
>>520527
Bond street reds


NEET 05/13/2022 (Fri) 03:55:19 [Preview] No.520533 del
>>520532
cashed up neet


NEET 05/13/2022 (Fri) 03:55:22 [Preview] No.520534 del
>>520531
>a Michelin kitchen
An old bike wheel over a burning michelin tire.


NEET 05/13/2022 (Fri) 03:55:46 [Preview] No.520535 del
>>520532
How long are they going to last?


NEET 05/13/2022 (Fri) 03:55:57 [Preview] No.520536 del
>>520529
All the doxxing.


NEET 05/13/2022 (Fri) 03:56:07 [Preview] No.520537 del
>>520530
He probably would've settled for a handie.


NEET 05/13/2022 (Fri) 03:56:56 [Preview] No.520538 del
>>520536
BO would have permabanned him if there was any evidence or indication it was him.


NEET 05/13/2022 (Fri) 03:59:12 [Preview] No.520539 del
>>520530
>wheelchair NEET who was a master of the partial arts
well bantered


NEET 05/13/2022 (Fri) 03:59:48 [Preview] No.520540 del
>>520536
There is another neet doing that too. Lifeline neet I assume


NEET 05/13/2022 (Fri) 04:03:18 [Preview] No.520541 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=Wq6rpVMcyas [Embed]


NEET 05/13/2022 (Fri) 04:05:12 [Preview] No.520542 del


NEET 05/13/2022 (Fri) 04:05:27 [Preview] No.520543 del
>>520540
Sure there is. Or maybe it was aliens. That seems plausible.


NEET 05/13/2022 (Fri) 04:07:29 [Preview] No.520544 del
>>520524
Thanks


NEET 05/13/2022 (Fri) 04:08:20 [Preview] No.520545 del
>>520535
Maybe 3 days at best


NEET 05/13/2022 (Fri) 04:09:50 [Preview] No.520546 del
>>520536
yawn. fuck off. I've stated too many times that numpty numo doxxes himself as it loves the attention.

Also I wasn't the person posting all the brisbane bike shop/Harry shit. Let that sink in.


NEET 05/13/2022 (Fri) 04:22:51 [Preview] No.520547 del
>>520533
Actually I’m broke now from buying those


NEET 05/13/2022 (Fri) 04:29:26 [Preview] No.520548 del
>>520547
How do you feel about joining the new handies-for-the-dole scheme that max is running?


NEET 05/13/2022 (Fri) 04:32:22 [Preview] No.520549 del
>>520546
>doxxes himself
Then you should have left him to it. There would have been no need for you to make your contribution.


NEET 05/13/2022 (Fri) 04:35:36 [Preview] No.520550 del
Took covid test, as expected no covid.
Vaxxies now demanding I take a SECOND test to be sure.

Somewhere out there is a merchant who has a lot to answer for.


NEET 05/13/2022 (Fri) 04:36:39 [Preview] No.520551 del
>>520548
Exciting. So I get handjobs for dole money?


NEET 05/13/2022 (Fri) 04:38:33 [Preview] No.520552 del
>>520551
...almost


NEET 05/13/2022 (Fri) 04:43:02 [Preview] No.520553 del
Wonder how Weber's birthday is going


NEET 05/13/2022 (Fri) 04:47:23 [Preview] No.520554 del
>>520553
Betting he was such a big spender at KFC that the qt's there started flirting with him, but he resolutely stuck to his vow not to be interested in them, and that only got them more excited.


NEET 05/13/2022 (Fri) 04:47:38 [Preview] No.520555 del
>>520549
If an idiot behaves like an idiot, is it not natural for those around to call out said idiot?


NEET 05/13/2022 (Fri) 04:49:51 [Preview] No.520557 del
>>520553
Just sitting here.


NEET 05/13/2022 (Fri) 04:50:14 [Preview] No.520558 del
>>520555
Fuck off


NEET 05/13/2022 (Fri) 04:51:11 [Preview] No.520559 del
>>520557
Based.


NEET 05/13/2022 (Fri) 04:53:30 [Preview] No.520560 del
>>520557
Will you treat yourself to some nice booze and food soon?


NEET 05/13/2022 (Fri) 04:55:59 [Preview] No.520561 del
Garn melburn


NEET 05/13/2022 (Fri) 04:57:06 [Preview] No.520562 del
>>520557
Me too. It's kinda draining.


NEET 05/13/2022 (Fri) 04:57:26 [Preview] No.520563 del
I voted today.


NEET 05/13/2022 (Fri) 04:57:29 [Preview] No.520564 del
>>520561
Still on the wagon?


NEET 05/13/2022 (Fri) 04:57:30 [Preview] No.520565 del
>>520561
Too soon.


NEET 05/13/2022 (Fri) 04:59:16 [Preview] No.520566 del
>>520563
Did you get a sausage?


NEET 05/13/2022 (Fri) 04:59:55 [Preview] No.520567 del


NEET 05/13/2022 (Fri) 05:00:28 [Preview] No.520568 del
>>520561
Then do what?


NEET 05/13/2022 (Fri) 05:02:23 [Preview] No.520569 del
>>520563
Did you vote for clive, or are you still holding out for a text?


NEET 05/13/2022 (Fri) 05:03:06 [Preview] No.520570 del
Coughing up green phlegm and blowing green snot out of my nose. Going to make another cup of honey and lemon tea soon.


NEET 05/13/2022 (Fri) 05:03:29 [Preview] No.520571 del
Will monk stay on the wagon over the weekend?


NEET 05/13/2022 (Fri) 05:03:58 [Preview] No.520572 del
>>520570
Get a bat aids test?


NEET 05/13/2022 (Fri) 05:04:08 [Preview] No.520573 del
>>520569
I unironically voted for the boong party.


NEET 05/13/2022 (Fri) 05:04:44 [Preview] No.520574 del
>>520572
Yeah, apparently they give those out with cough syrup. Came back negative.


NEET 05/13/2022 (Fri) 05:04:44 [Preview] No.520575 del
>>520560
Probably not.


NEET 05/13/2022 (Fri) 05:05:01 [Preview] No.520576 del
>>520570
Wise NEET


NEET 05/13/2022 (Fri) 05:05:06 [Preview] No.520577 del
>>520563
Who did you vote for m8?


NEET 05/13/2022 (Fri) 05:05:19 [Preview] No.520578 del
Hunting Bloodsworn doomsayers.


NEET 05/13/2022 (Fri) 05:05:23 [Preview] No.520579 del
>>520573
The ALP?


NEET 05/13/2022 (Fri) 05:05:25 [Preview] No.520580 del


NEET 05/13/2022 (Fri) 05:05:54 [Preview] No.520581 del
>>520571
The magic 8 ball says LOL


NEET 05/13/2022 (Fri) 05:07:34 [Preview] No.520582 del


NEET 05/13/2022 (Fri) 05:08:01 [Preview] No.520583 del
>>520578
>Hunting Bloodsworn doomsayers.
At the neet compound we will register this as a political party with the AEC


NEET 05/13/2022 (Fri) 05:08:52 [Preview] No.520584 del
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Happy birthday Weber


NEET 05/13/2022 (Fri) 05:09:17 [Preview] No.520585 del
>>520564
You bet. Steady on


NEET 05/13/2022 (Fri) 05:09:25 [Preview] No.520586 del
So what time are the films on?


NEET 05/13/2022 (Fri) 05:10:06 [Preview] No.520588 del
>>520584
Well memed.


NEET 05/13/2022 (Fri) 05:10:39 [Preview] No.520589 del
>>520586
I wanted to start early, so we could get through several moofies, but I don't know what shibs is doing. He may have to sleep, or eat breakfast or work or whatever he does.


NEET 05/13/2022 (Fri) 05:10:41 [Preview] No.520590 del
>>520584
Thank you. That is a nice cake.


NEET 05/13/2022 (Fri) 05:11:04 [Preview] No.520591 del
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NEET 05/13/2022 (Fri) 05:14:34 [Preview] No.520592 del
>>520589
Has he not announced it yet? I was looking and couldn't find it but I assumed that was just because I'm a boong.


NEET 05/13/2022 (Fri) 05:14:46 [Preview] No.520593 del
>>520575
Are you on a diet or feeling depressed again?


NEET 05/13/2022 (Fri) 05:15:38 [Preview] No.520594 del
Might go for a nice little neet walk. Hopefully the moofie doesn't start for a while.


NEET 05/13/2022 (Fri) 05:17:17 [Preview] No.520595 del
>>520567
What about a pie from Clive?


NEET 05/13/2022 (Fri) 05:17:37 [Preview] No.520596 del
>>520593
I had a zinger combo for lunch. Feeling like a bit of a sad sack.


NEET 05/13/2022 (Fri) 05:17:42 [Preview] No.520597 del
If the crypto market crashes, we're finally gonna be able to afford gpus again.


NEET 05/13/2022 (Fri) 05:17:46 [Preview] No.520598 del
>>520570
Goodbye neet.


NEET 05/13/2022 (Fri) 05:19:53 [Preview] No.520599 del
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NEET 05/13/2022 (Fri) 05:25:33 [Preview] No.520600 del
Test.


NEET 05/13/2022 (Fri) 05:26:48 [Preview] No.520601 del


NEET 05/13/2022 (Fri) 05:27:08 [Preview] No.520602 del
I suddenly have a bad feeling NEETs.


NEET 05/13/2022 (Fri) 05:29:30 [Preview] No.520603 del
>>520602
about?


NEET 05/13/2022 (Fri) 05:30:02 [Preview] No.520604 del
>>520602
Get to the toilet quick smart m8


NEET 05/13/2022 (Fri) 05:30:13 [Preview] No.520605 del
>>520601
Testes Testes 1, 2, 3…


NEET 05/13/2022 (Fri) 05:36:28 [Preview] No.520606 del
It's Scott Morrison's birthday today.


NEET 05/13/2022 (Fri) 05:45:43 [Preview] No.520607 del
>>520584
That is very sweet.


NEET 05/13/2022 (Fri) 05:46:24 [Preview] No.520608 del
tfw having a freddo frog


NEET 05/13/2022 (Fri) 05:46:53 [Preview] No.520609 del
>>520596
>Feeling like a bit of a sad sack.
is there anything we can do to cheer you up?


NEET 05/13/2022 (Fri) 05:50:42 [Preview] No.520610 del
>>520609
Nah, it's all good.
You've all done enough today.


NEET 05/13/2022 (Fri) 05:51:37 [Preview] No.520611 del
Got brotherbot some whiskey from the Doc. Cost $80, pretty fancy.
Anxious about not knowing what time the movie night will start.


NEET 05/13/2022 (Fri) 05:54:07 [Preview] No.520612 del
New year new webby


NEET 05/13/2022 (Fri) 05:55:20 [Preview] No.520613 del
>>520611
What was it?


NEET 05/13/2022 (Fri) 05:55:35 [Preview] No.520614 del
>>520594
Don't be one of those cunts walking in to the cinema 5 minutes after the moofie has started.


NEET 05/13/2022 (Fri) 06:08:10 [Preview] No.520615 del
If I had a few grand in savings and a decent Fourbie I'd fuck off straight west until this shit blows over.


NEET 05/13/2022 (Fri) 06:11:08 [Preview] No.520616 del
>>520615
That sort of weather is happening too frequently.
It is not a good place to live any more.
Might be climate change.


NEET 05/13/2022 (Fri) 06:11:16 [Preview] No.520617 del
>>520613
Whiskey.
Tullamore Dew, "tripe distilled" and "aged 12 years". I've seen him drink the cheaper variant and I know he likes it so I thought this would make a decent present. I hope I didn't fuck up. Probably should've looked up some reviews or asked here aye.


NEET 05/13/2022 (Fri) 06:11:41 [Preview] No.520618 del
>>520614
I'm going to post in all caps in the chat.


NEET 05/13/2022 (Fri) 06:13:07 [Preview] No.520619 del
Really need a time for the film. Getting anxious.


NEET 05/13/2022 (Fri) 06:15:01 [Preview] No.520620 del
>>520617
That should be a good one. I'm sure he'll like it.


NEET 05/13/2022 (Fri) 06:16:06 [Preview] No.520621 del
>>520614
I like to be one of the cucks who gets there on time, pays to see 30 minutes of ads, and consumes all his popcorn and coke before the movie starts.


NEET 05/13/2022 (Fri) 06:16:47 [Preview] No.520622 del
>>520620
Thanks neet. I feel a bit bad about only getting him whiskey. It is adequate financially but it feels a bit uninspired or thoughtless.


NEET 05/13/2022 (Fri) 06:16:55 [Preview] No.520623 del
>>520619
Weren't these the times
>>519647


NEET 05/13/2022 (Fri) 06:18:27 [Preview] No.520624 del
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How bad has Friday the 13th been so far neets?


NEET 05/13/2022 (Fri) 06:18:57 [Preview] No.520625 del
>>520621
What's worse, walking into a cinema late by yourself or being there BY YOURSELF with the lights on and hordes of normie chads and stacies walking around you...?


NEET 05/13/2022 (Fri) 06:19:09 [Preview] No.520626 del
I am watching the footy tonight.
Don't care about your moofies.


NEET 05/13/2022 (Fri) 06:21:21 [Preview] No.520627 del
>>520626
what's tex up to?


NEET 05/13/2022 (Fri) 06:21:38 [Preview] No.520628 del
>>520626
You were never invited. We don't want normieball fans around here anyway


NEET 05/13/2022 (Fri) 06:22:27 [Preview] No.520629 del
>>520623
So shibs probably means to start it around 5, east coast australian time


NEET 05/13/2022 (Fri) 06:22:37 [Preview] No.520630 del
At a tiny train station in northern vic
Need to shit


NEET 05/13/2022 (Fri) 06:24:29 [Preview] No.520631 del
>>520629
>shibs
shiboobies


NEET 05/13/2022 (Fri) 06:25:35 [Preview] No.520632 del
>>520626
Who's playing?


NEET 05/13/2022 (Fri) 06:26:09 [Preview] No.520633 del
>>520630
Are you going to stop by Dan's on the way home?


NEET 05/13/2022 (Fri) 06:26:20 [Preview] No.520634 del
>>520630
Do it on the tracks like a good Pajeet.


NEET 05/13/2022 (Fri) 06:26:37 [Preview] No.520635 del
>>520624
Chucked a bit earlier. Anxious about floods. Might gar park outside of numpty's pad for the night.


NEET 05/13/2022 (Fri) 06:26:48 [Preview] No.520636 del
>>520632
Collingwood v Bulldogs


NEET 05/13/2022 (Fri) 06:29:07 [Preview] No.520637 del
>>520624
I drove to my favorite park to do some reading. When I got there there were signs near the entrance saying road closed, but I didn't see anything blocking me so I figured I could still get in. Then a woman in high vis came up and ordered me to leave, belittled me for not having seen the signs. I felt like a young sub visiting a femdomme for the first time, the humiliation was so exquisite. I drove off in shame and was so rattled I didn't even stop at maccas to get the breakfast I had planned. Woe'd. Many such cases.


NEET 05/13/2022 (Fri) 06:31:08 [Preview] No.520638 del
Ok, odili has put on dog soldiers for us
https://cytu.be/r/endcorner


NEET 05/13/2022 (Fri) 06:39:53 [Preview] No.520639 del
>>520623
Those are three times.


NEET 05/13/2022 (Fri) 06:41:57 [Preview] No.520640 del
>>520638
Why didn't he say anything here first?


NEET 05/13/2022 (Fri) 06:44:32 [Preview] No.520641 del
>>520640
It's my fault. I went around shibs to get the moofie started. If shibs had done it everything would've been fine.


NEET 05/13/2022 (Fri) 06:45:29 [Preview] No.520642 del
>>520641
Tut tut.
Are we going to restart a bit later?


NEET 05/13/2022 (Fri) 06:46:11 [Preview] No.520643 del
>>520642
I presume so.


NEET 05/13/2022 (Fri) 06:47:15 [Preview] No.520644 del
>>520615
FUCK OFF WE ARE FULL.

>>520616
This


NEET 05/13/2022 (Fri) 06:47:51 [Preview] No.520645 del
>>520644
>This
This, so much this.


NEET 05/13/2022 (Fri) 06:49:18 [Preview] No.520646 del
>>520624
About to get a whole let better.


NEET 05/13/2022 (Fri) 06:55:01 [Preview] No.520648 del
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Will being drunk and high on codeine help nuro escape the floodwaters?


NEET 05/13/2022 (Fri) 06:55:45 [Preview] No.520649 del
>>520648
It will help him escape the fear and anxiety of IGA


NEET 05/13/2022 (Fri) 06:56:30 [Preview] No.520650 del
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The /ausneets/ movie night will be starting at 5:30 AEST. This is in 34 minutes from the time this post was made.
The link is:
https://cytu.be/r/endcorner


NEET 05/13/2022 (Fri) 06:57:18 [Preview] No.520651 del
>>520649
>of IGA
He normally uses poppers for that.


NEET 05/13/2022 (Fri) 07:01:32 [Preview] No.520652 del
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NEET 05/13/2022 (Fri) 07:02:39 [Preview] No.520653 del
>>520650
This.

>>520587
Is that some kind of faceapp? Boongify yourself? Or are those real people?

>>520584
At least it's red-white-green.


NEET 05/13/2022 (Fri) 07:03:02 [Preview] No.520654 del
>>520646
Another screenshot for the future court case. Cheers!


NEET 05/13/2022 (Fri) 07:03:12 [Preview] No.520655 del
>>520650
Getting my moofie snacks


NEET 05/13/2022 (Fri) 07:03:49 [Preview] No.520656 del
>>520637
Really does suck being a beta male


NEET 05/13/2022 (Fri) 07:06:11 [Preview] No.520657 del
>>520654
> your honour the guy I stalked online drank completely legal alcohol and took totally legal prescriptions as directed !


NEET 05/13/2022 (Fri) 07:08:08 [Preview] No.520658 del
>>520657
>as directed
I hope not.


NEET 05/13/2022 (Fri) 07:10:17 [Preview] No.520659 del
Whatever happened to that neet with the mannequin?


NEET 05/13/2022 (Fri) 07:12:01 [Preview] No.520660 del
>>520659
He transferred his consciousness into the mannequin. He is the mannequin now.


NEET 05/13/2022 (Fri) 07:12:29 [Preview] No.520661 del
>>520659
He loved the mannequin so deeply and truly that she came to life as a real woman and left him for chad


Endchan Horror Corner NEET 05/13/2022 (Fri) 07:15:13 [Preview] No.520662 del
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So movie will start around 5:30, maybe a couple minutes later, because I've stuff to do.
Let's go in alphabetical order:
1. Army of Darkness
2. Dog Soldiers
3. Planet Terror
All of em about 1 hour 40-45 minutes long, so calculate the starting times if you wish.
After Planet Terror I can put the others on again, in whatever order.


NEET 05/13/2022 (Fri) 07:15:49 [Preview] No.520663 del
>bragging about codeine

Feels like high school again


NEET 05/13/2022 (Fri) 07:17:10 [Preview] No.520664 del
>>520646
You have become an embarrassment Nuro.
It upsets me to see you like this.


NEET 05/13/2022 (Fri) 07:19:14 [Preview] No.520665 del
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>tfw you will never be in year 8, doing codeine and choof with nuro behind the bike racks
Why even go on living?


NEET 05/13/2022 (Fri) 07:19:28 [Preview] No.520666 del
>>520657
The pic will help the judde/jury understand what sort of person you are. An Gooner pill-popper with a scat fetish.


NEET 05/13/2022 (Fri) 07:20:42 [Preview] No.520667 del
>>520655
How did you get this pic of Weber returing to Motherbats after a snack haul from Drakes?


NEET 05/13/2022 (Fri) 07:21:31 [Preview] No.520668 del
>>520647
SoyFree?


NEET 05/13/2022 (Fri) 07:21:56 [Preview] No.520669 del
Our school moved the bike racks into a shed which was kept locked all day because of too many thefts.


NEET 05/13/2022 (Fri) 07:22:02 [Preview] No.520670 del
>>520667
Off his tinder profile


NEET 05/13/2022 (Fri) 07:22:35 [Preview] No.520671 del
>>520667
I don't think Weber smiles.


NEET 05/13/2022 (Fri) 07:23:34 [Preview] No.520672 del
>>520669
The bad home was strong in that school


NEET 05/13/2022 (Fri) 07:30:57 [Preview] No.520673 del
>>520664
He was always like this; you just couldn't see it.


NEET 05/13/2022 (Fri) 07:31:23 [Preview] No.520674 del


NEET 05/13/2022 (Fri) 07:32:17 [Preview] No.520675 del
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Ok, now showing Dog Soldiers(2002), good doggo edition, on https://cytu.be/r/endcorner


NEET 05/13/2022 (Fri) 07:32:22 [Preview] No.520676 del
>>520673
He was Based. His posts were the only reason I would get up in the morning.


NEET 05/13/2022 (Fri) 07:36:37 [Preview] No.520677 del
This evil movie tube is taking valuable and much needed posts away from the gen.


NEET 05/13/2022 (Fri) 07:57:44 [Preview] No.520678 del
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>>520511
You cant deny even though there is a steamer in a pan, Nuros still looks less moldy and more hygenic.

>>520648
I am not getting flooded and do not have to evacuate shit, it will help me with my severe lack of whizzing

>>520649
>Nuro fears IGA
IGA is a joke of person. A little unloved Weazel no one likes and no one can trust

>>520663
how long did you last at your ""parents"" IGA ... HOW LONG ?

>>520664
sod off shit cunt

>>520665
i didnt take any drugs until i was 22 from memory

>>520666
oh yes im sure the jury will consider random pictures of the internet seriously

>>520671
webber grimaces and people smile back

>>520676
i too remember that comfy here before IGA arrived and started forcing memes and gaslighting everybody, the question remains how fucked was his childhood where this sort of dishonest behaviour was his only way of existing ??


back home at the noosa pad. high and dry, pizza in oven, got house music cranking, considering my trip to brisbane tomorrow


https://youtube.com/watch?v=v2qUjC_i4SU [Embed]


NEET 05/13/2022 (Fri) 07:59:41 [Preview] No.520679 del
>>520678
>at the noosa pad
Nuro please. Enough with this.


NEET 05/13/2022 (Fri) 08:04:09 [Preview] No.520680 del
>>520611
I told you to get him a razor.


NEET 05/13/2022 (Fri) 08:08:11 [Preview] No.520681 del
>>520679
You are welcome to prove Nuro wrong anytime. So do it cunt. Enough with your games.


NEET 05/13/2022 (Fri) 08:12:26 [Preview] No.520682 del
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SO IF STANLEY "EVACUATED" THE FLOODS THAT MEANS ALL HIS POSSESIONS FIT EASILY IN A CAR ?

=lololololololololol !==


NEET 05/13/2022 (Fri) 08:14:37 [Preview] No.520683 del
>>520678
You were the one that took a SHIT in a PAN.
Not IGA.


NEET 05/13/2022 (Fri) 08:15:29 [Preview] No.520684 del
>>520682
Make a hot chocolate for him and bring it to him in that car park.


NEET 05/13/2022 (Fri) 08:16:00 [Preview] No.520685 del
>>520681
>Enough with your games.
What games? That NEET and others just want him to stop causing trouble.


NEET 05/13/2022 (Fri) 08:18:32 [Preview] No.520686 del
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NEET 05/13/2022 (Fri) 08:19:31 [Preview] No.520687 del
>>520679
If he wasn't homeless he wouldn't feel the need to try to convince us how good he has it.


NEET 05/13/2022 (Fri) 08:20:11 [Preview] No.520688 del
This shite might be tracking west to me but can't be certain. See ya soon nuro.


NEET 05/13/2022 (Fri) 08:21:31 [Preview] No.520689 del
>>520682
Come on m7, you're straight up homeless. You are living illegally in a workshop that your mate owns.


NEET 05/13/2022 (Fri) 08:22:24 [Preview] No.520690 del
>>520682
Says the guy sleeping on a blowup mattress


NEET 05/13/2022 (Fri) 08:22:45 [Preview] No.520691 del
https://www.tiktok.com/@ladyjunimo/video/7048742826313583878?is_copy_url=1&is_from_webapp=v1&lang=en [Embed]


NEET 05/13/2022 (Fri) 08:24:00 [Preview] No.520692 del
>>520690
Homelessness is BASED when NURO does it.


NEET 05/13/2022 (Fri) 08:24:38 [Preview] No.520693 del
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Crumbed steak for dinner.
>>520691


NEET 05/13/2022 (Fri) 08:24:38 [Preview] No.520694 del
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>>520683
IGA i know you so are unbelievably poor and unattractive its hard to believe but i had a pan from and old sharehouse i never used. I shat into it and threw it straight into the pan.

You are still so epic BTFO by the steamer attack you are still seething about it. IGA you are not very smart and get literally everything about it wrong. The point was not shock value of the steamer. It was a carefully planned take on all your cringe worthy cooking on a camping gas stove next to your moldy fucking hovel. The juxtaposition implied you cooking like a fucking homeless person was shit and not Based


Let that sink in you fatherless piece of fucking shit. Fuck off no one like you.

>>520687
>>520689
>>520690
SAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMEFAAAAAAAAAAAAAGG


NEET 05/13/2022 (Fri) 08:27:54 [Preview] No.520695 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=KCzwyFHSMdY [Embed]


NEET 05/13/2022 (Fri) 08:28:56 [Preview] No.520696 del
>>520693
Thanks Trev.


NEET 05/13/2022 (Fri) 08:29:26 [Preview] No.520697 del
>>520694
You did it again the next day. This means you had to clean the pan and take another shit in it.


NEET 05/13/2022 (Fri) 08:29:46 [Preview] No.520698 del
>>520692
>>520690
>>520689
SAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMEFAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGG
Deep breaths


NEET 05/13/2022 (Fri) 08:30:57 [Preview] No.520699 del
Why is he allowed to shit up the thread?


NEET 05/13/2022 (Fri) 08:31:17 [Preview] No.520700 del
>>520697
um sewweeety that was a single take, thanks for lying and thanks for trying !


NEET 05/13/2022 (Fri) 08:32:02 [Preview] No.520701 del
>>520699
The steam sinks into the walls. It never leaves like a smokers house, you can always smell it.


NEET 05/13/2022 (Fri) 08:32:11 [Preview] No.520702 del
He's posting the famous jiff from the screenshot I posted recently. Talk about being OBSESSED.


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NEET 05/13/2022 (Fri) 08:33:59 [Preview] No.520704 del
I am hungry but not hungry enough to bother cooking. I will go a bit longer and then give in. I need to do some shopping tomorrow. I always put it off until I really need to go.


NEET 05/13/2022 (Fri) 08:34:00 [Preview] No.520705 del
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>>520694
>attempting to defend shitting inna pan


NEET 05/13/2022 (Fri) 08:34:57 [Preview] No.520706 del
>>520700
Are you still getting the private number calls?


NEET 05/13/2022 (Fri) 08:35:14 [Preview] No.520707 del
>>520705
Do you have an unnamed (69).jpg?


NEET 05/13/2022 (Fri) 08:35:18 [Preview] No.520708 del
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NEET 05/13/2022 (Fri) 08:36:03 [Preview] No.520709 del
>>520697
Maybe there was leftovers?

Fecal matter fried rice anyone?


NEET 05/13/2022 (Fri) 08:36:37 [Preview] No.520710 del
I snort gems up my arse.


NEET 05/13/2022 (Fri) 08:38:32 [Preview] No.520711 del
Good work with those reports...


NEET 05/13/2022 (Fri) 08:40:23 [Preview] No.520712 del
>>520708
Can someone please explain to me what is wrong with this ? If you are working hard and need to crash ? I am honestly not getting it ?


NEET 05/13/2022 (Fri) 08:42:03 [Preview] No.520713 del
>>520712
That's the joke. IGA can't imagine work, let alone working hard.


NEET 05/13/2022 (Fri) 08:44:01 [Preview] No.520714 del
>>520713
He worked in construction for a long time iirc prior to having the breakdown and ending up neet. Mental health is no joke.


NEET 05/13/2022 (Fri) 08:44:32 [Preview] No.520715 del
>>520710
Large crystals?


NEET 05/13/2022 (Fri) 08:45:24 [Preview] No.520716 del
>>520712
>lots of questions
>spaces between the word and punctuation marks
HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
I wonder who this could be? Definitely not Nuro, hahahaha, most certainly not a case of BAN EVASION.


NEET 05/13/2022 (Fri) 08:45:44 [Preview] No.520717 del
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>>520708
LAUGHING MY FUCKING ARSE3 OFF

i never even noticed the laptop until now


NEET 05/13/2022 (Fri) 08:45:54 [Preview] No.520718 del
>>520715
I'm an alien.


NEET 05/13/2022 (Fri) 08:45:57 [Preview] No.520719 del
>>520712
Looks like a prison cell.


NEET 05/13/2022 (Fri) 08:46:56 [Preview] No.520720 del
>>520693
I had a chicken schnitzel


NEET 05/13/2022 (Fri) 08:47:00 [Preview] No.520721 del
>>520713
He got most of the way to being a boiley. That is more than buro can say.


NEET 05/13/2022 (Fri) 08:47:49 [Preview] No.520722 del
>tfw IGA will never teach you how to do perfect wields.


NEET 05/13/2022 (Fri) 08:48:13 [Preview] No.520723 del
>>520717
Arent you the guy with some shitty Toshiba giving shit to a guy with a MacBook air ??


NEET 05/13/2022 (Fri) 08:49:14 [Preview] No.520724 del


NEET 05/13/2022 (Fri) 08:49:14 [Preview] No.520725 del
>>520721
Nuro was a well respected member of the aircraft engineering community before Obama caused the GFC in '08 to specifically target him.


NEET 05/13/2022 (Fri) 08:49:32 [Preview] No.520726 del
>>520723
> ??
18.1


NEET 05/13/2022 (Fri) 08:49:39 [Preview] No.520727 del
>>520704
Iktf
I walk to the fridge or pantry every so often then just look through it and decide to do nothing because I'm too lazy.


NEET 05/13/2022 (Fri) 08:50:03 [Preview] No.520728 del
>>520725
Trump was going to reinstate Nuro as the head of Skunk Works but the deep state interfered.


NEET 05/13/2022 (Fri) 08:50:15 [Preview] No.520729 del
>>520712
>>520723
Hello Nuro.


NEET 05/13/2022 (Fri) 08:50:18 [Preview] No.520730 del
I could eat though, if it was sitting in front of me.


NEET 05/13/2022 (Fri) 08:50:23 [Preview] No.520731 del
>>520727
The curse of neetdom.


NEET 05/13/2022 (Fri) 08:50:54 [Preview] No.520732 del
>>520724
>18.1
I don't know who you think I am. I'm on my home ip. No vpn. Endchan is just being shit with the flag.


NEET 05/13/2022 (Fri) 08:53:52 [Preview] No.520733 del
>>520729
I wonder how long IGA lasted at his "parents" ??


NEET 05/13/2022 (Fri) 08:54:18 [Preview] No.520734 del
>>520733
Ban evasion.


NEET 05/13/2022 (Fri) 08:54:21 [Preview] No.520735 del
>>520731
Can tuna is the only thing I can see that requires no work to eat.
Got no nibbly shit to go with it


NEET 05/13/2022 (Fri) 08:56:00 [Preview] No.520736 del
I might inject synthol into my arse.


NEET 05/13/2022 (Fri) 08:58:43 [Preview] No.520737 del
>>520736
thiccneet


NEET 05/13/2022 (Fri) 08:58:55 [Preview] No.520738 del
>>520735
I am having some greek yoghurt with muesli and protein powder. I don't like canned tuna unless it is the pre-flavoured stuff which is a bit too expensive for my likings.


NEET 05/13/2022 (Fri) 09:00:54 [Preview] No.520739 del
>>520737
You'll be able to hear the slap of my cheeks from across the compound.


NEET 05/13/2022 (Fri) 09:01:25 [Preview] No.520740 del
>>520734
Oh I'm sorry. I meant I wonder how much limited time IGAs mom reluctantly gave him before she kicked his arse out in the rain and let Tyrone in again ??


NEET 05/13/2022 (Fri) 09:01:34 [Preview] No.520741 del
>>520738
>too expensive for my likings
I stock up when they're on sale.


NEET 05/13/2022 (Fri) 09:02:35 [Preview] No.520742 del
>>520740
>mom
> ??
Ban evasion.


NEET 05/13/2022 (Fri) 09:04:10 [Preview] No.520743 del
>>520730
Proper mindset NEET.


NEET 05/13/2022 (Fri) 09:05:30 [Preview] No.520744 del
>>520742
Your currently sleeping in the carpark again aren't you ?


NEET 05/13/2022 (Fri) 09:05:46 [Preview] No.520745 del
>>520730
Will food into existence.


NEET 05/13/2022 (Fri) 09:05:49 [Preview] No.520746 del
>>520723
Yes I am the guy with a shitty Toshiba laptop. The difference is I'm not laying on an air mattress right now next to a shitter.


NEET 05/13/2022 (Fri) 09:06:04 [Preview] No.520747 del
>>520738
I buy the little 90g cans tuna in brine empty the liquid out and mix it in a bowl with thousand island dressing and have it with a half dozen ritz crackers.


NEET 05/13/2022 (Fri) 09:06:12 [Preview] No.520748 del
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Happy Birthday Weber.
I got you this, If you dont like it you can take it back, i got the reciept.


NEET 05/13/2022 (Fri) 09:06:16 [Preview] No.520749 del
>>520744
I'm not IGA, Nuro.


NEET 05/13/2022 (Fri) 09:08:07 [Preview] No.520750 del
>>520739
I might caress your bum if you don't mind.


NEET 05/13/2022 (Fri) 09:09:16 [Preview] No.520751 del
>>520750
It's free for all to caress.


NEET 05/13/2022 (Fri) 09:10:10 [Preview] No.520752 del
Rain seems to have fucked off for the time being, but there's a big mass off to the seas which is troubling.


NEET 05/13/2022 (Fri) 09:10:27 [Preview] No.520753 del
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I got back and the agent left a calling card on my kitchen table. I think she just fucking dropped by. what the fuck im glad I dont have a swassie flag up.
fckn outrageous


NEET 05/13/2022 (Fri) 09:10:30 [Preview] No.520754 del
>>520748
What a lovely NEET gift.


NEET 05/13/2022 (Fri) 09:10:51 [Preview] No.520755 del


NEET 05/13/2022 (Fri) 09:11:17 [Preview] No.520756 del
>>520752
It's getting close to the noosapad


NEET 05/13/2022 (Fri) 09:11:24 [Preview] No.520757 del
>>520753
Third time lucky for a slice?


NEET 05/13/2022 (Fri) 09:11:27 [Preview] No.520758 del
>>520753
>agent
Could you explain?


NEET 05/13/2022 (Fri) 09:12:11 [Preview] No.520759 del
>>520753
Just noticed the porridge. Holy shit you're stocked.


NEET 05/13/2022 (Fri) 09:12:33 [Preview] No.520760 del
>>520747
> ritz

Toss em you seppo lving faggot. and next time you in the supermarket buy a pack of Jatz ffs.


NEET 05/13/2022 (Fri) 09:13:24 [Preview] No.520762 del
>>520746
Stop inverting reality IGA how is the carpark ? Any cops yet ?

>>520749
Stop gaslighting us IGA

>>520752
God you are fucking idiot


NEET 05/13/2022 (Fri) 09:13:35 [Preview] No.520763 del
>>520753
Can I have a slice tiffin?


NEET 05/13/2022 (Fri) 09:13:47 [Preview] No.520764 del
>>520738
Aldi have pre flavoured cans that are cheap.


NEET 05/13/2022 (Fri) 09:14:32 [Preview] No.520765 del
>>520753
Why don't you fuck off back to 16chan you incrediblayf fusadfusad[oiufasd[ikji[hoknjlo


NEET 05/13/2022 (Fri) 09:14:36 [Preview] No.520766 del
>>520757
>>520763
two slices left from the smallest one in that batch


NEET 05/13/2022 (Fri) 09:15:34 [Preview] No.520767 del
OUt of here. not posting with that cluster B fuckwit. see ya next week


NEET 05/13/2022 (Fri) 09:15:46 [Preview] No.520768 del
>>520759
>Holy shit you're stocked.

Dude it's 5 packs of homebrand oats. Literally no more than 10 bucks worth.


NEET 05/13/2022 (Fri) 09:15:54 [Preview] No.520769 del
Nuro might be the most cringe person I’ve ever interacted with online
He should be banned


NEET 05/13/2022 (Fri) 09:16:03 [Preview] No.520770 del
>>520767
See you tomorrow or an hour from now.


NEET 05/13/2022 (Fri) 09:16:21 [Preview] No.520771 del
>>520765
16 is actually comfy unlike what you made this into after wrecking it schitzo


NEET 05/13/2022 (Fri) 09:16:34 [Preview] No.520772 del
>>520768
Dude, I'm not talking about how much it costs.


NEET 05/13/2022 (Fri) 09:17:01 [Preview] No.520773 del
>>520769
He has the mentality of a 14 year old boy in special ed.


NEET 05/13/2022 (Fri) 09:17:47 [Preview] No.520774 del
>>520769
HAS IGA DROWNED YET ??

T. Monk


NEET 05/13/2022 (Fri) 09:18:37 [Preview] No.520775 del
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>>520771
Um ah, so why aren't you currently there...


NEET 05/13/2022 (Fri) 09:19:02 [Preview] No.520776 del
Monk is on my side you dog


NEET 05/13/2022 (Fri) 09:20:05 [Preview] No.520777 del
>>520772
Yeah well it's not 'porridge' anyway. It's OATS.


NEET 05/13/2022 (Fri) 09:20:34 [Preview] No.520778 del
>>520775
Ahhhh good that means you can also fuck off back to /neetlyfe/


NEET 05/13/2022 (Fri) 09:23:17 [Preview] No.520779 del
>>520777
Same thing, stop being a poofter.


NEET 05/13/2022 (Fri) 09:25:10 [Preview] No.520780 del
I guess the migration failed


NEET 05/13/2022 (Fri) 09:25:14 [Preview] No.520781 del
>>520753
Enjoy your feed neet.


NEET 05/13/2022 (Fri) 09:33:59 [Preview] No.520782 del
>>520779
Uncle Toby wants to meet you at Stumers


NEET 05/13/2022 (Fri) 09:38:24 [Preview] No.520783 del
I need to kill Carraxus.


NEET 05/13/2022 (Fri) 09:38:32 [Preview] No.520784 del
Home. No desire to goon.


NEET 05/13/2022 (Fri) 09:39:10 [Preview] No.520785 del
>>520784
How do you feel being back in your flat after being at mums?


NEET 05/13/2022 (Fri) 09:39:53 [Preview] No.520786 del
>>520783
I need to kill IGA


NEET 05/13/2022 (Fri) 09:40:03 [Preview] No.520787 del
>>520784
That's good.


NEET 05/13/2022 (Fri) 09:42:27 [Preview] No.520788 del
>Meet Elliott Tanner, the 13-year-old who just got his college degree in physics
farck I was playing Cowboys and Indians at that age.
https://www.livescience.com/13-year-old-physics-graduate-elliott-tanner


NEET 05/13/2022 (Fri) 09:44:28 [Preview] No.520789 del
>>520785
Kinda relieved. Got some spring cleaning to do, wash the bath, window sills, kitchen light globe is blown, etc.
Gonna do a grocery haul, feeling inspired.
Tipped out the last goon bottle.


NEET 05/13/2022 (Fri) 09:49:40 [Preview] No.520790 del
>>520788
Those early starter types rarely amount to anything ime.


NEET 05/13/2022 (Fri) 09:50:20 [Preview] No.520791 del
>>520742
Did buro get banned for ban evasion?


NEET 05/13/2022 (Fri) 09:50:54 [Preview] No.520792 del
>>520790
I knew a girl who was pregnant at 13, and tbqh she didn't amount to much


NEET 05/13/2022 (Fri) 09:51:14 [Preview] No.520793 del
>>520791
Of course not.


NEET 05/13/2022 (Fri) 09:52:21 [Preview] No.520794 del
>>520792
I knew one like that too. Her name was Gemma. This was at Wodonga high school.


NEET 05/13/2022 (Fri) 09:53:06 [Preview] No.520795 del


NEET 05/13/2022 (Fri) 09:54:06 [Preview] No.520796 del
>>520795
I don't think Monk was a teen mum.


NEET 05/13/2022 (Fri) 09:54:57 [Preview] No.520797 del
>>520795
Was the father
4 years ago


NEET 05/13/2022 (Fri) 09:55:26 [Preview] No.520798 del
>>520796
Are you sure? It would explain a lot.


NEET 05/13/2022 (Fri) 09:58:46 [Preview] No.520799 del
Eatin half a kilo of tinned ham


NEET 05/13/2022 (Fri) 10:00:08 [Preview] No.520800 del
>>520796
She would have been a good one.


NEET 05/13/2022 (Fri) 10:00:53 [Preview] No.520801 del
>>520784
Based.


NEET 05/13/2022 (Fri) 10:00:56 [Preview] No.520802 del


NEET 05/13/2022 (Fri) 10:01:09 [Preview] No.520803 del
>>520799
Drink plenty of water.


NEET 05/13/2022 (Fri) 10:01:28 [Preview] No.520804 del
>>520796
Monk can be anything he/she, they/them want to be.


NEET 05/13/2022 (Fri) 10:01:55 [Preview] No.520805 del
>>520799
Well done.


NEET 05/13/2022 (Fri) 10:02:31 [Preview] No.520806 del
>>520802
hypertension


NEET 05/13/2022 (Fri) 10:02:59 [Preview] No.520807 del
>>520804
>not including non-heteronormative pronouns
Wow... okay... there's a lot to unpack there. Who hurt you?


NEET 05/13/2022 (Fri) 10:05:20 [Preview] No.520808 del
Tits for days.


NEET 05/13/2022 (Fri) 10:11:33 [Preview] No.520809 del
A mushroom on TikTok


NEET 05/13/2022 (Fri) 10:13:08 [Preview] No.520810 del
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>>520799
You have brought honour to our board neet.


NEET 05/13/2022 (Fri) 10:28:36 [Preview] No.520811 del
Parked outside of the pad. Good night.


NEET 05/13/2022 (Fri) 10:31:56 [Preview] No.520812 del
>>520811
Good night NEET. Sleep tight and don't let the steam bite.


NEET 05/13/2022 (Fri) 10:36:48 [Preview] No.520813 del
The car windows will be all steamed up in the morning.


NEET 05/13/2022 (Fri) 10:40:28 [Preview] No.520814 del
I killed Carraxus.


NEET 05/13/2022 (Fri) 10:41:07 [Preview] No.520815 del
>>520814
Sounds like you're winning son.


NEET 05/13/2022 (Fri) 10:41:54 [Preview] No.520816 del
>>520813
Whose hand print will be on the window?


NEET 05/13/2022 (Fri) 10:44:59 [Preview] No.520817 del
>>520816
Not Kate Winslet.


NEET 05/13/2022 (Fri) 10:45:43 [Preview] No.520818 del
>>520815
I am, dad.


NEET 05/13/2022 (Fri) 10:46:31 [Preview] No.520819 del
We need to bring back child labour.


NEET 05/13/2022 (Fri) 10:48:23 [Preview] No.520820 del
>>520817
Hearty kek


NEET 05/13/2022 (Fri) 10:52:02 [Preview] No.520821 del
Goodnight. I hate women.


NEET 05/13/2022 (Fri) 10:54:16 [Preview] No.520822 del
>>520821
Goodnight.


NEET 05/13/2022 (Fri) 10:54:59 [Preview] No.520823 del
>>520799
which neet is this? Surely webby would be going more upmarket on his birthday.


NEET 05/13/2022 (Fri) 10:55:49 [Preview] No.520824 del
>>520814
Well done. I watched two movies with my mates and kept out of trouble for friday the 13th.


NEET 05/13/2022 (Fri) 10:56:06 [Preview] No.520825 del
>>520823
Its cannedmeatNEET.


NEET 05/13/2022 (Fri) 11:04:32 [Preview] No.520826 del
wonder why cruisey hasn't been on the gen


NEET 05/13/2022 (Fri) 11:05:15 [Preview] No.520827 del
>>520826
Are you sure he hasn't been?


NEET 05/13/2022 (Fri) 11:05:45 [Preview] No.520828 del
>>520827
Not 100%


NEET 05/13/2022 (Fri) 11:06:37 [Preview] No.520829 del
>>520826
Many neet shave just gotten sick of the NIGA drama.


NEET 05/13/2022 (Fri) 11:07:08 [Preview] No.520830 del
Walked past Craig’s. Did not look inside. Did not entertain the thaught. Happily sober.


NEET 05/13/2022 (Fri) 11:07:12 [Preview] No.520831 del
>>520821
Good night NEET. Sleep tight.


NEET 05/13/2022 (Fri) 11:07:59 [Preview] No.520832 del
>>520829
Yeah people keep reply to it expecting a different outcome, but are often shocked that's its the same steaming shit.


NEET 05/13/2022 (Fri) 11:09:56 [Preview] No.520833 del
>>520829
Holt shit, my text jsut doesn't even parse at this point. Throughly gooned aye.


NEET 05/13/2022 (Fri) 11:10:15 [Preview] No.520834 del
>>520830
That is good to hear but you will not last much longer. Maybe a few days.


NEET 05/13/2022 (Fri) 11:10:31 [Preview] No.520835 del
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Goodnight neets, I am off to bed now. Early night. Enjoyed the films.


NEET 05/13/2022 (Fri) 11:11:02 [Preview] No.520836 del
>>520835
good night moofie neet


NEET 05/13/2022 (Fri) 11:12:49 [Preview] No.520837 del
>>520834
Blasphemous


NEET 05/13/2022 (Fri) 11:15:18 [Preview] No.520838 del
>>520826
He's in a better place now.


NEET 05/13/2022 (Fri) 11:16:07 [Preview] No.520839 del


NEET 05/13/2022 (Fri) 11:16:27 [Preview] No.520840 del
If cruisey had a kid would we collectively be the uncle?


NEET 05/13/2022 (Fri) 11:17:27 [Preview] No.520841 del
>>520835
Good night NEET. Sleep tight.


NEET 05/13/2022 (Fri) 11:17:44 [Preview] No.520842 del
Good night NEETs. Sleep tight.


NEET 05/13/2022 (Fri) 11:18:25 [Preview] No.520843 del
>>520840
The Dutch Uncle.


NEET 05/13/2022 (Fri) 11:18:44 [Preview] No.520844 del
>>520835
>>520842
Good night.


NEET 05/13/2022 (Fri) 11:18:56 [Preview] No.520845 del
>>520840
I'd like to see cruisey pregnant with a little Dan growing inside of him.


NEET 05/13/2022 (Fri) 11:19:22 [Preview] No.520846 del
>>520842
Good night neet.


NEET 05/13/2022 (Fri) 11:21:26 [Preview] No.520847 del
>>520838
I know where he is now. And its pretty fucking hot.


NEET 05/13/2022 (Fri) 11:22:54 [Preview] No.520848 del
>wondering if in that moofie the SAS had been sent in to grab megan from her family and that's why she was asking if it was a rescue mission at the start


NEET 05/13/2022 (Fri) 11:23:30 [Preview] No.520849 del
>>520845
Presumably after having bumsex with an irish liqour merchant.


NEET 05/13/2022 (Fri) 11:23:58 [Preview] No.520850 del
>>520847
Alice Springs? The boong lust.


NEET 05/13/2022 (Fri) 11:26:58 [Preview] No.520851 del
On the diet wagon tomorrow neets. This time I mean it. This time.


NEET 05/13/2022 (Fri) 11:27:39 [Preview] No.520852 del
>>520851
Sounds do-able. This time will be different.


NEET 05/13/2022 (Fri) 11:36:04 [Preview] No.520853 del
Holy shit, in Dog Soldiers one of the soldiers was named Corporal Bruce Campbell


NEET 05/13/2022 (Fri) 11:38:49 [Preview] No.520854 del
Shoobie doobie doowop
Talk about
Poss music


NEET 05/13/2022 (Fri) 11:40:27 [Preview] No.520855 del
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Come post on https://mychan.xyz/


NEET 05/13/2022 (Fri) 11:42:02 [Preview] No.520856 del
>>520853
It's true!
Mindfuck.


NEET 05/13/2022 (Fri) 11:42:10 [Preview] No.520857 del


NEET 05/13/2022 (Fri) 11:43:11 [Preview] No.520858 del
>>520855
Fuck ukraine.


NEET 05/13/2022 (Fri) 11:44:18 [Preview] No.520859 del
I like the Ukraine flag. Very aesthetic.


NEET 05/13/2022 (Fri) 11:45:18 [Preview] No.520860 del
>>520859
Wipe my bumhole on that flag I would


NEET 05/13/2022 (Fri) 11:45:49 [Preview] No.520861 del
>>520859
I wouldn't get too used to it.


NEET 05/13/2022 (Fri) 11:46:23 [Preview] No.520862 del
>>520835
I bet she has big pustules all over her front and that’s why she is photographed from behind


NEET 05/13/2022 (Fri) 11:46:49 [Preview] No.520863 del
>>520856
Thanks for hosting the movie night shibs. Great movies, many neets, much fun and bantz. A good way to spend my friday the 13th. Hope the rest of you neets stayed out of trouble.


NEET 05/13/2022 (Fri) 11:47:02 [Preview] No.520864 del
The young cutie in the Maccas drive through touched my hand as she gave me my change
Most female contact I’ve had in recent memory


NEET 05/13/2022 (Fri) 11:48:00 [Preview] No.520865 del
>>520864
She probably went straight for the hand sanitiser as you drove off.


NEET 05/13/2022 (Fri) 11:48:22 [Preview] No.520866 del
>>520864
Probably gave you covid via skin-to-skin transmission.


NEET 05/13/2022 (Fri) 11:49:06 [Preview] No.520867 del


NEET 05/13/2022 (Fri) 11:49:56 [Preview] No.520868 del
>>520867
Are you going to have second breakfast now?


NEET 05/13/2022 (Fri) 11:51:12 [Preview] No.520869 del
>>520868
I had lunch.


NEET 05/13/2022 (Fri) 11:54:43 [Preview] No.520870 del
>>520869
Second lunch when?


NEET 05/13/2022 (Fri) 11:55:27 [Preview] No.520871 del
Dinner is basically night lunch


NEET 05/13/2022 (Fri) 11:56:16 [Preview] No.520872 del
>>520871
Food for thought.


NEET 05/13/2022 (Fri) 11:57:12 [Preview] No.520873 del
>>520872
Which meal is that?


NEET 05/13/2022 (Fri) 11:58:34 [Preview] No.520874 del
>>520869
What did you have?


NEET 05/13/2022 (Fri) 12:04:46 [Preview] No.520876 del
>>520874
I dunno. Some canned stuff. Pig meat with vegetables.
And me bread.


NEET 05/13/2022 (Fri) 12:11:18 [Preview] No.520877 del
It's nice and misty in melbourne tonight. Went for a walk by the local park, watched the streetlights cast cones into the fog.


NEET 05/13/2022 (Fri) 12:16:36 [Preview] No.520878 del
>>520877
Nice. A comfy nightwalk.


NEET 05/13/2022 (Fri) 12:20:41 [Preview] No.520879 del
>>520875
>Last month, Police Commissioner Grant Stevens acknowledged that police were keeping "an eye on" several "persons of interest", adding that much of the activity was confined to online chat groups and forums.
Watch out Wombo!

>"Some of them pretend to be fellowship groups or like-minded individuals who come together to socialise, but there's an undercurrent of right-wing radicalisation about that. It's very hard to put a number on [them].
Oy vey! People discussing politics!


NEET 05/13/2022 (Fri) 12:24:13 [Preview] No.520880 del
>>520879
Where do I join these groups and forums? Asking for a friend. He can't possibly mean discord.


NEET 05/13/2022 (Fri) 12:26:26 [Preview] No.520881 del
>>520880
Stay out of it NEET.
It is cringe central. You will end up like Tiffin.


NEET 05/13/2022 (Fri) 12:32:21 [Preview] No.520882 del
>>520826
I've had a migraine most of the arvo.
Did a vomit.


NEET 05/13/2022 (Fri) 12:32:47 [Preview] No.520883 del
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We NEETs should be paid a subsidy for our low carbon lifestyles.


NEET 05/13/2022 (Fri) 12:33:13 [Preview] No.520884 del
>>520882
I am sorry that you are not feeling good Cruisedog.


NEET 05/13/2022 (Fri) 12:34:27 [Preview] No.520885 del
>>520827
He is well versed in aura detection.


NEET 05/13/2022 (Fri) 12:35:02 [Preview] No.520886 del
>>520830
Good fella


NEET 05/13/2022 (Fri) 12:38:59 [Preview] No.520887 del


NEET 05/13/2022 (Fri) 12:40:52 [Preview] No.520888 del
>>520884
I get them now and then.
Probably from watching too much TV today.


NEET 05/13/2022 (Fri) 12:41:33 [Preview] No.520889 del
>>520888
Did you wish webby happy birthday?


NEET 05/13/2022 (Fri) 12:45:17 [Preview] No.520890 del
How is your bank balance doing Cruisey?
Have some big invoice payments come in to ease the squeeze?


NEET 05/13/2022 (Fri) 12:58:16 [Preview] No.520891 del
>>520889
Yes, of course


NEET 05/13/2022 (Fri) 13:02:18 [Preview] No.520892 del
>>520890
There is a bit in the business account, enough to process the next payrun without any concerns. I need to reissue some invoices. I'm owed about 15-20 still.


NEET 05/13/2022 (Fri) 13:03:09 [Preview] No.520893 del
Going to bed sober before midnight on a Friday. Winning.
Happy birthday webber.
Get well soon cruisey.
Good luck in the storm IGA.
No more chinky for you FIFO.
Wagon tomorrow fupa peep poster.


NEET 05/13/2022 (Fri) 13:04:39 [Preview] No.520894 del
>>520893
Good night m8.


NEET 05/13/2022 (Fri) 13:05:48 [Preview] No.520895 del
>>520892
You are doing well. Everything will work out. I am very proud of you.


NEET 05/13/2022 (Fri) 13:06:23 [Preview] No.520896 del
Cruisey put me on another batch of tendies and potato gems please. I'm starving.


NEET 05/13/2022 (Fri) 13:06:29 [Preview] No.520897 del
>>520893
You're doing very well Monk.
I am tfw impressed in your quick turn around.


NEET 05/13/2022 (Fri) 13:07:29 [Preview] No.520898 del
>>520895
I am noticing myself dropping the ball more often, and earlier in the day.


NEET 05/13/2022 (Fri) 13:08:49 [Preview] No.520899 del
>>520896
That's what I chundered up just before.
Tempted to go to HJ's.
I can get you a small whopper with cheese meal for $7.45


NEET 05/13/2022 (Fri) 13:11:32 [Preview] No.520900 del
>>520899
>I can get you a small whopper with cheese meal for $7.45
You know I need one of those family-sized meals.


NEET 05/13/2022 (Fri) 13:13:37 [Preview] No.520901 del
>>520900
I can get two for the price of a hunger tamer.


NEET 05/13/2022 (Fri) 13:16:26 [Preview] No.520902 del
>>520901
I want a big thing of onion rings.


NEET 05/13/2022 (Fri) 13:18:08 [Preview] No.520903 del
>>520902
I have some frozen ones.
The store bought ones are better though.


NEET 05/13/2022 (Fri) 13:20:03 [Preview] No.520904 del
>>520903
>frozen ones.
Vile.


NEET 05/13/2022 (Fri) 13:37:00 [Preview] No.520905 del
Monk is much nicer when he is sober. His NEET lore even improves.


NEET 05/13/2022 (Fri) 13:41:33 [Preview] No.520906 del
>>520905
Nuro has the best neet lore.


NEET 05/13/2022 (Fri) 13:42:03 [Preview] No.520907 del
I danced around listening to Lana Del Rey for a bit. It is nice to have the house to yourself and be able to do stuff like that.


NEET 05/13/2022 (Fri) 13:44:21 [Preview] No.520908 del
>>520793
I must say I am a bit disappointed.


NEET 05/13/2022 (Fri) 13:46:53 [Preview] No.520909 del
Got a whopper with cheese meal and a chicken royale meal for $12.40
Also found a near new filing cabinet on the side of the road.


NEET 05/13/2022 (Fri) 13:49:25 [Preview] No.520910 del
>>520909
>Got a whopper with cheese meal and a chicken royale meal for $12.40
Thank you. What did you get for yourself?

>Also found a near new filing cabinet on the side of the road.
Well scavenged.


NEET 05/13/2022 (Fri) 13:52:49 [Preview] No.520911 del
>>520910
The same but with onion rings.
It looks good, the top draw is locked and there is a blanket in the bottom.
Left it in the car, will check it out in the morning.


NEET 05/13/2022 (Fri) 13:53:27 [Preview] No.520912 del
>>520909
Sounds like a good deal in both cases.


NEET 05/13/2022 (Fri) 13:54:07 [Preview] No.520913 del
>>520911
Better make sure there aren't any ASIO secret documents or something lol. Gillard got into some trouble over something similar years ago.


NEET 05/13/2022 (Fri) 13:56:57 [Preview] No.520914 del
>>520912
I had to humble myself and ask politely if I could have two vouchers.


NEET 05/13/2022 (Fri) 13:57:52 [Preview] No.520916 del
big rape


NEET 05/13/2022 (Fri) 13:58:09 [Preview] No.520917 del
A bit concerned about Cruisey on the prowl around the mean streets of Adelaide late at night scavenging furniture from the side of the road.


NEET 05/13/2022 (Fri) 13:58:14 [Preview] No.520918 del
>>520913
Might be Clive's and are full of Tim tams packets


NEET 05/13/2022 (Fri) 13:58:55 [Preview] No.520919 del
>>520918
Empty tim tam packets.


NEET 05/13/2022 (Fri) 13:59:38 [Preview] No.520920 del
rape


NEET 05/13/2022 (Fri) 14:01:19 [Preview] No.520921 del
>>520920
>>520916
Did it get smaller?


NEET 05/13/2022 (Fri) 14:01:31 [Preview] No.520922 del
First your parents abuse you and destroy your mental health when you are a child.
Then later in life they get angry with you for behaving like a traumatised mentally ill person.
They never admit they've had anything to do with how you turned out like this.
They just act as if God cursed them with a mong offspring.
But it was you who got cursed with abusive parents.
Permanent damage. I never had a chance. Fuck these niggers.


NEET 05/13/2022 (Fri) 14:01:55 [Preview] No.520923 del
>>520921
The second one is always smaller than the first.


NEET 05/13/2022 (Fri) 14:04:40 [Preview] No.520924 del
There are people who get angry with you when you blame your parents.
Their parents fucked them up too, but they won't say it.
And they get angry when anyone else says it.
I don't know why. A side-effect of the abuse probably.


NEET 05/13/2022 (Fri) 14:08:27 [Preview] No.520925 del
My parents are completely fake people.
Their whole lives have been dedicated to cultivating a certain image.
Behind closed doors they created a hell.
All their energy works on you to assist them in maintaining their fake image.
I have had fantasies of getting up at their funerals and telling the truth.
Instead they will expect me to just sit there while people talk about how wonderful they were.
They might even expect me to be willing to give the speech. lol.


NEET 05/13/2022 (Fri) 14:09:08 [Preview] No.520926 del
>>520917
Late night scavenger hunts are where you get the goodies.
I used to listen to this and wish I had a car 10 years ago to go hunting in Norwood and rich areas.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=Rvuae0Y-Spg [Embed]


NEET 05/13/2022 (Fri) 14:10:21 [Preview] No.520927 del
It is cringe to be an adult who talks about their parents being shit.
But the abuse puts them in your head forever.
They are in there, making you feel guilty about them.
There is no escape. I am certain it will outlast their deaths.


NEET 05/13/2022 (Fri) 14:11:33 [Preview] No.520928 del
>>520926
The police are on the lookout for people who don't belong in those nice suburbs.
You would stick out like the dog's proverbials.
They would have sent you back with a cuff behind the ear.


NEET 05/13/2022 (Fri) 14:12:16 [Preview] No.520929 del
>>520925
You should give a speech about all their good points.
They did an adequate job for their limited capabilities.


NEET 05/13/2022 (Fri) 14:13:29 [Preview] No.520930 del
>>520928
I would save them doing hard waste collections.


NEET 05/13/2022 (Fri) 14:14:35 [Preview] No.520931 del
>>520929
>all their good points.
They are all fake. They were good actors I suppose. What a performance.


NEET 05/13/2022 (Fri) 14:15:30 [Preview] No.520932 del
>>520930
>hard waste collections
It has been ages since we had one of those here.
I think they are basically extinct now.


NEET 05/13/2022 (Fri) 14:16:11 [Preview] No.520933 del
Does anyone else get big colourful plastic bags folded up in the letterbox with instructions to fill the bag with old stuff and leave it out for collection?


NEET 05/13/2022 (Fri) 14:18:08 [Preview] No.520934 del
>>520931
That was for you as well as them.
They could have been what you think is honest and openly not given a fuck.


NEET 05/13/2022 (Fri) 14:18:23 [Preview] No.520935 del
Next thread: hard waste edition


NEET 05/13/2022 (Fri) 14:18:55 [Preview] No.520936 del
>>520932
I think they only happen when people call them in.


NEET 05/13/2022 (Fri) 14:19:48 [Preview] No.520937 del
>>520933
Yeah, I used it once and iirc it was taken before the pick up


NEET 05/13/2022 (Fri) 14:21:01 [Preview] No.520938 del
>>520934
If they had been honest I could have been removed from the home and adopted by someone who actually liked me and treated me well.
Their fake bullshit allowed them to go under the radar and I was condemned to being destroyed with no-one to help me.
And no-one to believe me.


NEET 05/13/2022 (Fri) 14:21:43 [Preview] No.520939 del
>>520937
Did you put good quality stuff in there?


NEET 05/13/2022 (Fri) 14:22:40 [Preview] No.520940 del
Can’t sleep. No surprise


NEET 05/13/2022 (Fri) 14:23:38 [Preview] No.520941 del
>>520940
This better not be you Monk, trying to give yourself shitty reasons why you need the booze in your life.

THIS BETTER NOT BE YOU MONK


NEET 05/13/2022 (Fri) 14:24:25 [Preview] No.520942 del
>>520935
>hard waste
Its what has been wrecking Weber's Motherbat's plumbing.


NEET 05/13/2022 (Fri) 14:28:27 [Preview] No.520943 del
>>520938
The foster system does not work like that.
You might've got 5-10 families that had you for a year each and didn't care about you at all.


NEET 05/13/2022 (Fri) 14:29:55 [Preview] No.520944 del
>>520939
I can't remember.
Up until recently, most of my clothes were from second hand places anyway.
I prefer shirts from the salvos.


NEET 05/13/2022 (Fri) 14:33:12 [Preview] No.520945 del
>>520943
I would have had a chance.
Even if I had just been put into some sort of program where I stayed in the home but my parents were supervised and made to get assistance of some sort.
Maybe they could have made them better.
But their acting performance kept any scrutiny away.


NEET 05/13/2022 (Fri) 14:35:04 [Preview] No.520946 del
>>520944
Now that you are a big bossman you should be dressing in Italian brands. Pure silk. Cuff links. Slacks with tailored bulge.


NEET 05/13/2022 (Fri) 14:39:58 [Preview] No.520947 del
I used to get in so much trouble from my parents for all my behavioural problems at school.
But it was my parents who should have got in trouble. My behaviour was an obvious cry for help and sign of abuse and trauma.
No-one gave a shit about me.
My parents came to school, put on their act, and agreed with the teachers about what a cunt I was and how it was a huge mystery what caused me to be this way but they would punish me some more and hopefully that would do the trick.
Fucking scum. To be angry at me for what they had done to me. Evil.


NEET 05/13/2022 (Fri) 14:49:16 [Preview] No.520948 del
Middle-aged cringe loser still complaining about my parents.
I went a long time not thinking like this. I thought I had forgiven them.
But the truth is I never fully understood just what they had done to me. How wrong it was.
They are not even human. Just robots going through a pre-programmed set of behaviours. I spent so long trying to get them to change. The see things differently.
They can't change. They can't see things how they really were. Their programming can't be changed. They are not human. Just faulty machines.


NEET 05/13/2022 (Fri) 14:51:45 [Preview] No.520949 del
>>520941
It’s me. Typically I’d have gone to the late night bottleshop by now. Not gonna do it.
I don’t understand, I go out for a smoke and my eyes are heavy and droopy and I feel like I could fall asleep sitting there. Been a long day and I didn’t sleep great last night. Was rooted when I got home.
As soon as I get into bed I’m full of beans. That didn’t happen when throughout the week. Maybe it’s the sound. I heard someone skateboarding down the street and my mind just focused on that, then I heard a plane, can faintly hear cars in the distance. Having imaginary conversations and making up random songs in my head.
Might watch some tv, I did get up at 10 after all.
Need to be up at 7 on Monday


NEET 05/13/2022 (Fri) 14:55:30 [Preview] No.520950 del
>>520949
Your mind is too active. I have that problem too.
I am okay as I am NEET so I can just stay up until the point of absolute exhaustion and then sleep in until the next afternoon.
It is tricky if you need to get up in the mornings though.
I do not know how to help you. What I do know is that booze is not the answer.


NEET 05/13/2022 (Fri) 14:59:01 [Preview] No.520951 del
>>520950
You don't really know that


NEET 05/13/2022 (Fri) 14:59:44 [Preview] No.520952 del
>>520951
I know that booze will cause more problems than it will solve, even if it does solve some.


NEET 05/13/2022 (Fri) 15:03:18 [Preview] No.520953 del
Watching War Dogs. Pretty good so far.


NEET 05/13/2022 (Fri) 15:04:12 [Preview] No.520954 del
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This meme made me think of Cruisey.


NEET 05/13/2022 (Fri) 15:04:18 [Preview] No.520955 del
>>520950
Yeah. Maybe it’s my bed too. Shit mattress and cheap Kmart pillows.
I’m just thinking on repeat about everything I have to do, now that I can actually do it given I’m back home.
Oh well, if I don’t sleep I don’t sleep.


NEET 05/13/2022 (Fri) 15:05:05 [Preview] No.520956 del
>>520953
>War Dogs
7.1/10 on imdb. Possibly watchable.


NEET 05/13/2022 (Fri) 15:05:17 [Preview] No.520957 del
>>520953
A good holiwood comedy. My introduction to Ana


NEET 05/13/2022 (Fri) 15:07:27 [Preview] No.520958 del
>>520955
There are scientifically proven ways of falling asleep.
The US military has one, you should look it up (though I know you won't).
I think the key to it is tightening then relaxing various groups of muscles in sequence.
It is proven to work.


NEET 05/13/2022 (Fri) 15:12:58 [Preview] No.520959 del
>>520958
I’ve looked it up and tried it before
I’ll try it again
I can hear some construction or something a block away


NEET 05/13/2022 (Fri) 15:13:27 [Preview] No.520960 del
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NEET 05/13/2022 (Fri) 15:16:17 [Preview] No.520961 del
Something about the weather is fucked tonight, this is surely the cause of the disquiet among the late night NEETs.

I will consult my star chart


NEET 05/13/2022 (Fri) 15:19:11 [Preview] No.520962 del
>>520957
She seems like a prude.


NEET 05/13/2022 (Fri) 15:23:26 [Preview] No.520963 del


NEET 05/13/2022 (Fri) 15:24:03 [Preview] No.520964 del
>>520961
>I will consult my star chart
Uranus will be the key.


NEET 05/13/2022 (Fri) 15:24:28 [Preview] No.520965 del
>>520963
I'm sorry. I thought it was funny.


NEET 05/13/2022 (Fri) 15:26:04 [Preview] No.520966 del
>>520965
A thing can be both.


NEET 05/13/2022 (Fri) 15:57:58 [Preview] No.520967 del
This ana bitch would not enjoy anal.


NEET 05/13/2022 (Fri) 15:59:28 [Preview] No.520968 del
>>520967
Smart girl.


NEET 05/13/2022 (Fri) 16:10:57 [Preview] No.520969 del
I don't think that I would be able to handle having kids.
It would cause me too much anxiety.
Every time they were away from me I would worry too much.


NEET 05/13/2022 (Fri) 16:14:53 [Preview] No.520970 del
>>520969
They'd also grow up and blame you for their insecurities.


NEET 05/13/2022 (Fri) 16:15:50 [Preview] No.520971 del
I am glad I started watching Terminator. I tried watching Fantastic Beasts but couldn't get more than 2 minutes in.
Maybe I should just not watch anything made past a certain year. Maybe anything this millennium should be out.


NEET 05/13/2022 (Fri) 16:18:20 [Preview] No.520972 del
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>>520970
You are being catty lol.


NEET 05/13/2022 (Fri) 16:18:52 [Preview] No.520973 del
>>520970
>insecurities.
You have been watching too many Jews.


NEET 05/13/2022 (Fri) 16:23:14 [Preview] No.520974 del
meow


NEET 05/13/2022 (Fri) 16:40:28 [Preview] No.520975 del
²am, still not sleepy
Even had a few stando's to try to get me sleepy, instead, I'm just gassy.
Movie was good.
Raining in best A.
Dogs arse leaks with each breath he makes


NEET 05/13/2022 (Fri) 16:41:41 [Preview] No.520976 del
>>520975
Poor old doggo.


NEET 05/13/2022 (Fri) 17:12:52 [Preview] No.520977 del
Rainy outside but relatively warm. Not unpleasant.


NEET 05/13/2022 (Fri) 18:56:34 [Preview] No.520978 del
>>520971
The 80s were the peak of white civilisation. Never watch anything after 1990.


NEET 05/13/2022 (Fri) 19:39:04 [Preview] No.520979 del
5:30 am neet reporting for duty


NEET 05/13/2022 (Fri) 21:28:48 [Preview] No.520980 del
There's a fat negress or poojeta on my youtube feed with technical videos, wondering whether to click, these things rarely turn out well.


NEET 05/13/2022 (Fri) 21:32:46 [Preview] No.520981 del
I woke up at wagecuck alarm time even though it is not a wagecucking day.


NEET 05/13/2022 (Fri) 22:04:11 [Preview] No.520982 del
>>520981
Mr Shekelstein owns your soul now. You will not get it back.


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NEET 05/13/2022 (Fri) 22:05:56 [Preview] No.520987 del
Good Morning NEETs


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NEET 05/13/2022 (Fri) 22:06:48 [Preview] No.520989 del
HAS IGA DROWNED YET ?


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NEET 05/13/2022 (Fri) 22:12:03 [Preview] No.520994 del
>>520844
>>520846
Thank (You)!

>>520851
Good luck.

>>520879
>Watch out Wombo!
I hope those cunts leave him alone.

>>520893
>fupa
*apron

>>520922
>>520924
>>520925
>>520947
>>520948
More good content for the DSP.

>>520942
NFTs.

>>520945
There are some terrible foster parents out there that do it for the money.

>>520949
>Having imaginary conversations
Venetians?

>>520954
I wonder if they have the wall mount yet.

>>520975
>Dogs arse leaks with each breath he makes
It's like having a doomsday suit on Thursday.

>>520983
Lizzo kills several Pepes before her stage dive.

>>520984
>>520986
>>520988
>>520988
>>520991
>>520992
>>520993
Good Pepes too.

>>520985
I like the big chungus one.

>>520987
Good morning NEET.


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NEET 05/13/2022 (Fri) 22:14:43 [Preview] No.520996 del
Imagine. The. Smell.
>And you thought YOUR commute was bad! Extraordinary scenes as thousands pack onto the world's busiest train... and they were coming back from holidays
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-10811973/An-astonishing-video-emerged-people-Bangladesh-riding-train.html


NEET 05/13/2022 (Fri) 23:09:33 [Preview] No.520997 del
might get dressed and go for a drive


NEET 05/13/2022 (Fri) 23:13:31 [Preview] No.520998 del
>>520997
Get some breakfast when you're out if you haven't eaten already.


NEET 05/13/2022 (Fri) 23:17:12 [Preview] No.520999 del
Got to sleep in the end. Up n at em


NEET 05/13/2022 (Fri) 23:18:00 [Preview] No.521000 del
>>520994
Good morning Daddy


NEET 05/13/2022 (Fri) 23:18:49 [Preview] No.521001 del
>>521000
Good morning NEET.


NEET 05/13/2022 (Fri) 23:19:40 [Preview] No.521002 del
HAS IGA DROWNED YET ?


NEET 05/13/2022 (Fri) 23:21:41 [Preview] No.521003 del
Has nuro suffered liver failure yet?


NEET 05/13/2022 (Fri) 23:22:30 [Preview] No.521004 del
saw this and thought of that neet


NEET 05/13/2022 (Fri) 23:46:44 [Preview] No.521005 del
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NEET 05/13/2022 (Fri) 23:47:00 [Preview] No.521006 del
What if IGA drowns but they're able to save his liver and transplant it into nuro?


NEET 05/13/2022 (Fri) 23:48:08 [Preview] No.521007 del
>>521004
There needs to be a new rule requiring all images of beautiful women posted between the hours of 6am and midday to be spoilered.


NEET 05/13/2022 (Fri) 23:48:44 [Preview] No.521008 del
>>521006
You'd be swapping a dud with a dud


NEET 05/13/2022 (Fri) 23:53:47 [Preview] No.521009 del
>>520988
Some good pepes.


NEET 05/13/2022 (Fri) 23:58:47 [Preview] No.521010 del
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Oi you got a loicence for that bucket of water and sponge?


NEET 05/14/2022 (Sat) 00:00:03 [Preview] No.521011 del
Are there any neet youtubers? I remember cheesey used to have videos, but I've long since lost the urls.


NEET 05/14/2022 (Sat) 00:02:07 [Preview] No.521012 del
>>521006
i would become a day drinking faggot


NEET 05/14/2022 (Sat) 00:11:52 [Preview] No.521013 del
Gonna get stuck into the to-do list instead of sitting on the computer all morning.


NEET 05/14/2022 (Sat) 00:13:17 [Preview] No.521014 del
>>521011
I think they still exist but he has unlisted them from the search results.


NEET 05/14/2022 (Sat) 00:22:28 [Preview] No.521015 del
>>521013
Good luck NEET.


NEET 05/14/2022 (Sat) 00:36:07 [Preview] No.521016 del
Woke up.
Don't feel like wanking, eating or watching TV.
What is a NEET to do?


NEET 05/14/2022 (Sat) 00:43:17 [Preview] No.521017 del
>>521016
Do one of them to excess?


NEET 05/14/2022 (Sat) 00:46:04 [Preview] No.521018 del
>>521014
Yeah, looks like they're private now.


NEET 05/14/2022 (Sat) 00:46:23 [Preview] No.521019 del
>>521017
practiced neets can do all three at once


NEET 05/14/2022 (Sat) 00:52:20 [Preview] No.521020 del
What do we have to do to make a banner here?


NEET 05/14/2022 (Sat) 01:00:18 [Preview] No.521021 del
>>521020
Make it to 300 x 300 (preferred) or an appropriate size as some of other banners that are not large (hit F5), upload it, and then it should be uploaded if the quality is okay.


NEET 05/14/2022 (Sat) 01:07:54 [Preview] No.521022 del
>>521021
Do we have to submit it somewhere, or just post it here?


NEET 05/14/2022 (Sat) 01:10:14 [Preview] No.521023 del
>https://www.townsvillebulletin.com.au/news/national/taboo-topic-of-immigration-not-discussed-during-campaign/video/874fe547f6253240ab38be6f5c4200ad
>"Sky News host Peta Credlin says a “taboo” topic which hasn’t been properly discussed in this election campaign by the politicians is immigration, a subject which many voters care about."
I wonder what will happen the moment the election is over.


NEET 05/14/2022 (Sat) 01:16:07 [Preview] No.521024 del
>>521022
Post it for all to view.


NEET 05/14/2022 (Sat) 01:32:08 [Preview] No.521025 del
Hope cruisey will take Weber out for a feed and a pint at coopers ale house as his late birthday present.


NEET 05/14/2022 (Sat) 01:35:02 [Preview] No.521026 del
Good morning NEETs.
I have the dressing gown in the washing machine.


NEET 05/14/2022 (Sat) 01:36:20 [Preview] No.521027 del
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Official mail cunt


NEET 05/14/2022 (Sat) 01:37:07 [Preview] No.521028 del
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NEET 05/14/2022 (Sat) 01:39:19 [Preview] No.521029 del
>>520996
Surely a few hundred pajeets die each year falling off trains. At least a few hunnid.


NEET 05/14/2022 (Sat) 01:43:22 [Preview] No.521030 del
>>521026
Good morning NEET.
What are/were you wearing without the dressing gown?


NEET 05/14/2022 (Sat) 01:43:45 [Preview] No.521031 del
>>521029
We can only hope for the best.


NEET 05/14/2022 (Sat) 01:46:06 [Preview] No.521032 del
>>521030
I am wearing the NEET T-shirt, shorts and socks. I feel cold and naked without the dressing gown over the top. I wear the dressing gown all day during the colder months. It is warm but it had developed an unfortunate odour problem.


NEET 05/14/2022 (Sat) 01:47:32 [Preview] No.521033 del
>>521030
I bet he's walking around naked.


NEET 05/14/2022 (Sat) 01:48:09 [Preview] No.521034 del
I was once a dressing gown neet. I remember those odours


NEET 05/14/2022 (Sat) 01:51:25 [Preview] No.521035 del
I added a capful of Pine-o-cleen to the first wash cycle to freshen the dressing gown up.


NEET 05/14/2022 (Sat) 01:58:54 [Preview] No.521036 del
>>521035
should have used some borax


NEET 05/14/2022 (Sat) 02:00:11 [Preview] No.521037 del
>>521027
I havent got access to that email address, well not on this laptop.
I'll fire up the boongtop one day soonish to reply.
Hope you're doing well.


NEET 05/14/2022 (Sat) 02:00:17 [Preview] No.521038 del
Now with all this flood water around i am just concerned about its safety so can we confirm ?

HAS IGA DROWNED YET ?


NEET 05/14/2022 (Sat) 02:00:49 [Preview] No.521039 del
>>521029
A few hundred down, 1.4 billion to go.


NEET 05/14/2022 (Sat) 02:01:39 [Preview] No.521040 del
>>521038
He said he was parked outside the pad last night. Look around and you will find the answer you are looking for.


NEET 05/14/2022 (Sat) 02:02:49 [Preview] No.521041 del
>>521032
>I feel cold and naked without the dressing gown over the top
I only wear one when getting out of bed for more than 5 minutes, otherwise I just get dressed for the day.

>It is warm but it had developed an unfortunate odour problem.
If it was cheap, get another one from Kmart. It might not be worth trying to bring it back from the dead.

>>521033
Proud NEET, he is.


NEET 05/14/2022 (Sat) 02:03:50 [Preview] No.521042 del
IGA was last seen being kept afloat by a pod of inflated goon sacks, riding the floodwaters to a nearby licensed independent grocers of australia store, while desperately trying to drain a few remaining goon sacks of their precious contents and blow air into them.


NEET 05/14/2022 (Sat) 02:04:20 [Preview] No.521043 del
>>521040
oh and which post was that ?


NEET 05/14/2022 (Sat) 02:05:14 [Preview] No.521044 del
>>520953
God I hate that Jonah Hill faggot so much! Good moofie though.


NEET 05/14/2022 (Sat) 02:06:26 [Preview] No.521045 del
>>521043
This one >>520811. I cannot confirm or deny what pad he is referring.


NEET 05/14/2022 (Sat) 02:08:31 [Preview] No.521046 del
I'm concerned about the safety of brisbane neets, especially the ones who need to make regular shopping trips.


NEET 05/14/2022 (Sat) 02:12:41 [Preview] No.521047 del
>>521035
>>521036
What's the best thing to add to washing liquid for sterlisation purposes? I'm a povo neet and I have to share a clothes washer with 10 other people in my flat block, and I'm concerned about getting whatever parasites live in their clothes.


NEET 05/14/2022 (Sat) 02:13:32 [Preview] No.521048 del


NEET 05/14/2022 (Sat) 02:14:10 [Preview] No.521049 del
>>521048
She hit the wall pretty hard


NEET 05/14/2022 (Sat) 02:15:36 [Preview] No.521050 del
>>521049
It's just the difference between no makeup and 3 hours of professional makeup.
All women look ugly as sin without it.


NEET 05/14/2022 (Sat) 02:15:46 [Preview] No.521051 del
>>521049
God shes beautiful even without makeup


NEET 05/14/2022 (Sat) 02:19:29 [Preview] No.521052 del
>>521047
you could just do a quick cycle with like half a cup of bleach and then do your normal a normal cycle

you really shouldnt worry about it, its not a problem even at public laundromats


NEET 05/14/2022 (Sat) 02:20:34 [Preview] No.521053 del
>>521048
ana is going to wall hard one day


NEET 05/14/2022 (Sat) 02:21:08 [Preview] No.521054 del
Going to add laundry expert to buros qualifications


NEET 05/14/2022 (Sat) 02:22:15 [Preview] No.521055 del
>>521047
>What's the best thing to add to washing liquid for sterilisation purposes?
I don't know. I use pine-o-cleen but that is mainly for the smell. My grandmother always put some in with her towels.


NEET 05/14/2022 (Sat) 02:22:48 [Preview] No.521056 del
I have hung the dressing gown out on the line. It is quite warm and breezy, I am forecasting a positive outcome.


NEET 05/14/2022 (Sat) 02:25:17 [Preview] No.521057 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=iBRCL090PxA [Embed]


NEET 05/14/2022 (Sat) 02:25:24 [Preview] No.521058 del
>>521056
May all of your dressing gowns be fluffy and smell of roses.


NEET 05/14/2022 (Sat) 02:27:44 [Preview] No.521059 del
>>521058
I wonder if he is a voluptuous neet and the gown hugs his curvy figure.


NEET 05/14/2022 (Sat) 02:31:00 [Preview] No.521060 del
>>521057
Quite interesting.


NEET 05/14/2022 (Sat) 02:31:11 [Preview] No.521061 del
>>521047
A capful of antiseptic liquid added to the LAST rinse cycle. But the important thing to reduce bacteria is for clothes to properly dry. And the UV from sunlight kills bacteria.


NEET 05/14/2022 (Sat) 02:31:28 [Preview] No.521062 del
>>521059
Yes, but it is flimsy and filmy, and so doesn't conceal much


NEET 05/14/2022 (Sat) 02:31:35 [Preview] No.521063 del
>>521060
You can't have watched it that quickly.


NEET 05/14/2022 (Sat) 02:33:39 [Preview] No.521064 del
>>521046
>tfw not a megalomaniac billionaire with an olympic-sized swimming pool full of pet sharks

Why even live bros?


NEET 05/14/2022 (Sat) 02:34:22 [Preview] No.521065 del
>>521063
I am 4 minutes in. It is interesting so far.


NEET 05/14/2022 (Sat) 02:36:43 [Preview] No.521066 del
Some weight loss has been achieved NEETs.
I have had to tighten the drawstring on the trackies.


NEET 05/14/2022 (Sat) 02:40:25 [Preview] No.521067 del
>>521064
How about we get you a turtle, as a starter predator? You can feed live insects to it and pretend they are captive enemy agents.


NEET 05/14/2022 (Sat) 02:41:22 [Preview] No.521068 del
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How's the fishin garn Weber?


NEET 05/14/2022 (Sat) 02:43:44 [Preview] No.521069 del
>>521062
>doesn't conceal much

You love to tease


NEET 05/14/2022 (Sat) 02:46:30 [Preview] No.521070 del
>>521057
What is this some sort of kabbalah shite?


NEET 05/14/2022 (Sat) 02:46:37 [Preview] No.521071 del
>>521066
Well done.


NEET 05/14/2022 (Sat) 02:48:26 [Preview] No.521072 del
>>520893
Thanks Monk, hope you're doing well and still sober. The heavy rains forecast yesterday never came thankfully. Did not have to evacuate.


NEET 05/14/2022 (Sat) 02:49:46 [Preview] No.521073 del
>wonder if monk is on the standards yet


NEET 05/14/2022 (Sat) 02:50:10 [Preview] No.521074 del
>wonder if FIFO is on the chinky yet


NEET 05/14/2022 (Sat) 02:52:08 [Preview] No.521075 del
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>>521067
A snapping turtle?


NEET 05/14/2022 (Sat) 02:55:25 [Preview] No.521076 del
>>521052
Wise advice. The bleach would be a good practice if they are putting dog bedding or something through but for the most part it doesn't really matter.


NEET 05/14/2022 (Sat) 02:55:49 [Preview] No.521077 del
>>521070
Such an ignorant comment.


NEET 05/14/2022 (Sat) 02:58:04 [Preview] No.521078 del
>>521038
You better hope you don't get a blocked drain or you'll drown considering you live in a FUCKING BATHROOM.
There is an episode of peep show about this. Imagine being 40 and living in an industrial bathroom.


NEET 05/14/2022 (Sat) 02:59:05 [Preview] No.521079 del
>>520862
Usually chicks do that to hide their small tits.


NEET 05/14/2022 (Sat) 03:01:45 [Preview] No.521080 del
>wonder if the turtles having a bask


NEET 05/14/2022 (Sat) 03:01:52 [Preview] No.521081 del
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>>520823
That was me Stanley. It was a freebie from a local charity mob handing out Easter hampers. Past the best-before date but tasted fine. Only ate about half.


NEET 05/14/2022 (Sat) 03:02:39 [Preview] No.521082 del
>>521078
FUNNY HOW YOU STILL HAVENT POSTED YOUR BATHROOM YET

FUNNY INNIT


NEET 05/14/2022 (Sat) 03:02:45 [Preview] No.521083 del
>>521068
Brown trout and blind mullet are his specialty.


NEET 05/14/2022 (Sat) 03:03:05 [Preview] No.521084 del
>>520855
Don't you dare start oinking here m8.
We've got Hungarians and a Czech and we'll set them loose on you if you don't get out of here.


NEET 05/14/2022 (Sat) 03:04:56 [Preview] No.521085 del
>>521082
Dilate.


NEET 05/14/2022 (Sat) 03:12:34 [Preview] No.521086 del
It's that time of day again.


NEET 05/14/2022 (Sat) 03:13:50 [Preview] No.521087 del
Nuro refers to his downloads folder as a “meme database”


NEET 05/14/2022 (Sat) 03:15:12 [Preview] No.521088 del
Weber replaced IE with Firefox and Nuro claimed he had "deleted the internet from the computer" once.


NEET 05/14/2022 (Sat) 03:15:38 [Preview] No.521089 del
Nuro said that deleting a desktop shortcut uninstalls the programme once.


NEET 05/14/2022 (Sat) 03:16:13 [Preview] No.521090 del
Nuro said that Apple products are made using only proprietary hardware once.


NEET 05/14/2022 (Sat) 03:17:44 [Preview] No.521091 del
Nuro camped inside his gape by turning it inside out once.


NEET 05/14/2022 (Sat) 03:20:21 [Preview] No.521092 del
Nuro bragged about having a job on a board dedicated to neets once.


NEET 05/14/2022 (Sat) 03:26:41 [Preview] No.521093 del
Nuro said he corebooted a airbook once


NEET 05/14/2022 (Sat) 03:29:29 [Preview] No.521094 del
Nuro hacked the surf cams at the beach to beat a speeding fine on his eeb once.


NEET 05/14/2022 (Sat) 03:30:51 [Preview] No.521095 del
Nuro fucked a chicken once.


NEET 05/14/2022 (Sat) 03:31:48 [Preview] No.521096 del
Nuro trounced IGAY using merely his wit once


NEET 05/14/2022 (Sat) 03:43:14 [Preview] No.521097 del
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It seems the better class of neets aren't posting today. Perhaps they are all at a social gathering with each other.


NEET 05/14/2022 (Sat) 03:49:03 [Preview] No.521098 del
New Nikki Delvanthal was very upsetting. Not posting the link this time.


NEET 05/14/2022 (Sat) 04:00:30 [Preview] No.521099 del
Garn bakery neets to get some neet treats. You neets want anything?


NEET 05/14/2022 (Sat) 04:01:24 [Preview] No.521100 del
>>521099
No thank you, but thanks for asking.


NEET 05/14/2022 (Sat) 04:02:45 [Preview] No.521101 del
>>521099
Apple turnover WITH cream


NEET 05/14/2022 (Sat) 04:06:12 [Preview] No.521102 del
>>521098
she's a dumb hoe


NEET 05/14/2022 (Sat) 04:07:25 [Preview] No.521103 del
Thinking about the chinky lunch specials


NEET 05/14/2022 (Sat) 04:08:44 [Preview] No.521104 del
Half a dozen daisy buns too please


NEET 05/14/2022 (Sat) 04:09:09 [Preview] No.521105 del
>>521099
Bacon, cheese and beef pie.
Sausage roll with sauce
Kitchener bun x3.


NEET 05/14/2022 (Sat) 04:09:27 [Preview] No.521106 del
Vaxies demanding third negative test in a row.
I'm done with this shit NEETS, the hysteria has to stop


NEET 05/14/2022 (Sat) 04:09:39 [Preview] No.521107 del
>>521103
Those chinky meals are okay so long as you don't eat much else during the day.


NEET 05/14/2022 (Sat) 04:10:27 [Preview] No.521108 del
last night I went to order chinky and they had removed spring rolls from the menu so I didn't order


NEET 05/14/2022 (Sat) 04:10:57 [Preview] No.521109 del
>>521106
is this for your job or what?


NEET 05/14/2022 (Sat) 04:12:48 [Preview] No.521110 del
>>521106
What sort of test is it?
How does it work?
Nasal swab?


NEET 05/14/2022 (Sat) 04:15:15 [Preview] No.521112 del
>>521108
they are lucky you didn't tear the place apart.


NEET 05/14/2022 (Sat) 04:17:06 [Preview] No.521113 del
These coomer NEETs with their specific thot fixations do not impress me.


NEET 05/14/2022 (Sat) 04:19:36 [Preview] No.521114 del
>>521112
It just made me sad.


NEET 05/14/2022 (Sat) 04:24:04 [Preview]