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NEET General #515 - Neetbros Edition NEET 05/14/2022 (Sat) 06:59:49 [Preview] No. 521240
We are family!

OLD: >>520211


NEET 05/14/2022 (Sat) 07:00:47 [Preview] No.521245 del
niggers tongue my anus


NEET 05/14/2022 (Sat) 07:01:21 [Preview] No.521246 del
How?


NEET 05/14/2022 (Sat) 07:01:28 [Preview] No.521247 del
Weber the grumpy grinch edition


NEET 05/14/2022 (Sat) 07:01:43 [Preview] No.521248 del
>>521240
Well done neet on finally creating a new thread - do not let it be said that your day has been wasted.


NEET 05/14/2022 (Sat) 07:01:54 [Preview] No.521249 del


NEET 05/14/2022 (Sat) 07:02:33 [Preview] No.521250 del
i have rabies


NEET 05/14/2022 (Sat) 07:02:38 [Preview] No.521251 del
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I have a new respect for graphic artists - I used to think they were just retards who were too stupid to code, but it turns out making banners and shit is hard.


NEET 05/14/2022 (Sat) 07:03:23 [Preview] No.521252 del
i have scabies


NEET 05/14/2022 (Sat) 07:03:51 [Preview] No.521253 del
>>521251
Added, should appear within the mix when it comes by.


NEET 05/14/2022 (Sat) 07:03:58 [Preview] No.521254 del
>>521249
with their tongues


NEET 05/14/2022 (Sat) 07:04:24 [Preview] No.521255 del
>>521250
>>521252
Treat them!


NEET 05/14/2022 (Sat) 07:04:34 [Preview] No.521256 del
I will f5 until I find the new banner.


NEET 05/14/2022 (Sat) 07:04:44 [Preview] No.521257 del
>>521251
>but it turns out making banners and shit is hard
it's hard if all you have is mspaint.exe
graphic artists are still retards


NEET 05/14/2022 (Sat) 07:05:06 [Preview] No.521258 del
That explains the intervention orders against buro.


NEET 05/14/2022 (Sat) 07:06:19 [Preview] No.521260 del
>>521253
Thanks. Does anyone know how to make banners that look less shit?


NEET 05/14/2022 (Sat) 07:06:55 [Preview] No.521261 del
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>>521240
Those are yank possums. I fear some of our neets have always lived in the city/suburbia and have now clue what australian possums look like.


NEET 05/14/2022 (Sat) 07:07:49 [Preview] No.521263 del
>>521251
you did well NEET


NEET 05/14/2022 (Sat) 07:08:23 [Preview] No.521264 del
https://www.news.com.au/finance/markets/world-markets/the-evil-genius-plot-behind-the-cryptocurrency-market-crash/news-story/cac8af2a5d996ee7a88a45f753ffabc3
lol at the crypto babbies' mental gymnastics about the crash being due to the sort of pump and dump they've all previously said that crypto is immune to


NEET 05/14/2022 (Sat) 07:08:28 [Preview] No.521265 del
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NEET 05/14/2022 (Sat) 07:08:32 [Preview] No.521266 del


NEET 05/14/2022 (Sat) 07:09:04 [Preview] No.521267 del
>>521261
I wonder if Hungary has Possums


NEET 05/14/2022 (Sat) 07:10:02 [Preview] No.521268 del
>>521264
and now that I've finished scrolling, double lol at the suicide hotline at the bottom of the article


NEET 05/14/2022 (Sat) 07:10:57 [Preview] No.521269 del
>>521264
Many such cases.


NEET 05/14/2022 (Sat) 07:11:10 [Preview] No.521270 del
swampy dirt


NEET 05/14/2022 (Sat) 07:11:42 [Preview] No.521271 del
Might try and get my old job back


NEET 05/14/2022 (Sat) 07:12:03 [Preview] No.521273 del


NEET 05/14/2022 (Sat) 07:12:19 [Preview] No.521274 del
pump and dump in my arse


NEET 05/14/2022 (Sat) 07:12:27 [Preview] No.521275 del
>>521271
>Might try and get my old job back
which job of about the 17 or so you've had is this one?


NEET 05/14/2022 (Sat) 07:12:52 [Preview] No.521276 del
>>521262
Some quality banners there.


NEET 05/14/2022 (Sat) 07:12:57 [Preview] No.521277 del
i need an office job


NEET 05/14/2022 (Sat) 07:13:13 [Preview] No.521278 del
CLARIFY MY BUTTERED ARSE


NEET 05/14/2022 (Sat) 07:13:16 [Preview] No.521279 del
>>521272
I went to Autobarn today instead of Supercheap, as I said I would the other day.


NEET 05/14/2022 (Sat) 07:13:33 [Preview] No.521280 del
>>521273
Yes
The low end of the wage they advertised was more than I was on, and I could be up to speed straight away


NEET 05/14/2022 (Sat) 07:13:35 [Preview] No.521281 del
hp and str just lvled


NEET 05/14/2022 (Sat) 07:13:35 [Preview] No.521282 del
>>521278
this doth butter no parsnips


NEET 05/14/2022 (Sat) 07:14:07 [Preview] No.521283 del
So last thread I posted a picture IGA called gay. What that unintelligent goof didn’t realise was moments away away from capturing the moonrise in the middle of a few weeks of rain. Nuro’s accumen is so finely tuned despite weeks of weeks of rain and weather event he can still calculate the the planets during the day and cross reference them with weather radar predictions. Let that sink in. IGA is sitting depressed drinking at a computer screen and Lord Nuro is out finding literally needle sized KINO in Haystacks of cosmic and random atmospheric weather. Let that sink in IGA you simply cannot compete. Best drown yourself now.


NEET 05/14/2022 (Sat) 07:14:12 [Preview] No.521284 del
>>521280
You are fucking delusional, mate. You are on the never-to-be-re-hired list.


NEET 05/14/2022 (Sat) 07:14:19 [Preview] No.521285 del
>>521273
SoyFree?


NEET 05/14/2022 (Sat) 07:14:20 [Preview] No.521286 del
>>521282
Well bantered.


NEET 05/14/2022 (Sat) 07:15:04 [Preview] No.521287 del
>>521283
Settle down.


NEET 05/14/2022 (Sat) 07:15:21 [Preview] No.521288 del
>>521283
>Nuro’s accumen


NEET 05/14/2022 (Sat) 07:15:56 [Preview] No.521289 del
>>521283
Shit photo.


NEET 05/14/2022 (Sat) 07:15:58 [Preview] No.521290 del
>>521283
He's probably drowned anyway


NEET 05/14/2022 (Sat) 07:16:19 [Preview] No.521291 del
>>521284
Pajeet told him when he left that he could come back.


NEET 05/14/2022 (Sat) 07:17:10 [Preview] No.521292 del
>>521284
Rude. I've reformed my lifestyle now.


NEET 05/14/2022 (Sat) 07:17:32 [Preview] No.521293 del
Wonder if monk will be a better work this time around.


NEET 05/14/2022 (Sat) 07:17:35 [Preview] No.521294 del
ate a boiled egg


NEET 05/14/2022 (Sat) 07:18:01 [Preview] No.521295 del
>>521292
>I've reformed my lifestyle now.
lol


NEET 05/14/2022 (Sat) 07:18:10 [Preview] No.521296 del
>>521292
LMAO
lets give it a month at least before we start making these pronouncements


NEET 05/14/2022 (Sat) 07:18:24 [Preview] No.521297 del
Nuro should be banned for this behaviour. He has nothing to offer the board except drama. He deserves the doxing.
Rule 2


NEET 05/14/2022 (Sat) 07:18:45 [Preview] No.521298 del
>>521291
Oh you mean at Telstra.
Their HR is probably so shit he could go back with a fake name.


NEET 05/14/2022 (Sat) 07:19:19 [Preview] No.521299 del
>>521297
>Nuro should be banned for this behaviour
That will never happen, or else it will be a slap on the wrist kind of ban that he'll immediately avoid.


NEET 05/14/2022 (Sat) 07:20:05 [Preview] No.521300 del
I might start a pub.


NEET 05/14/2022 (Sat) 07:20:21 [Preview] No.521301 del
>>521300
Free drinks for your NEET mates?


NEET 05/14/2022 (Sat) 07:20:39 [Preview] No.521302 del
>>521300
You can't afford it.


NEET 05/14/2022 (Sat) 07:20:53 [Preview] No.521303 del
>>521301
Only for Monk.


NEET 05/14/2022 (Sat) 07:20:55 [Preview] No.521304 del
>>521297
> He deserves the doxing.
You need to find a new board. You're not welcome on this one.


NEET 05/14/2022 (Sat) 07:21:13 [Preview] No.521305 del
BLACKENED


NEET 05/14/2022 (Sat) 07:21:49 [Preview] No.521306 del
>>521305
looks dry


NEET 05/14/2022 (Sat) 07:23:01 [Preview] No.521307 del
Potato salad.


NEET 05/14/2022 (Sat) 07:23:14 [Preview] No.521308 del
>>521304
Well said.


NEET 05/14/2022 (Sat) 07:23:24 [Preview] No.521309 del
Yummy yummy


NEET 05/14/2022 (Sat) 07:23:30 [Preview] No.521310 del
>>521306
Well bantered.


NEET 05/14/2022 (Sat) 07:24:12 [Preview] No.521311 del
>>521297
Bad NEET


NEET 05/14/2022 (Sat) 07:24:55 [Preview] No.521312 del
I have recovered from chinese for lunch. Already feeling kind of hungry again.


NEET 05/14/2022 (Sat) 07:25:10 [Preview] No.521313 del
>>521311
Just like Nuro, so they have something in common.


NEET 05/14/2022 (Sat) 07:25:52 [Preview] No.521314 del
>>521312
Did you get that satay beef?


NEET 05/14/2022 (Sat) 07:26:00 [Preview] No.521315 del
>>521312
Don't they use the freshest dog and cat meat?


NEET 05/14/2022 (Sat) 07:26:03 [Preview] No.521316 del
>>521283
Based.


NEET 05/14/2022 (Sat) 07:26:35 [Preview] No.521317 del
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spring rolls are back on the menu boys


NEET 05/14/2022 (Sat) 07:28:14 [Preview] No.521318 del
>>521312
Go back for some springies m8.


NEET 05/14/2022 (Sat) 07:29:01 [Preview] No.521319 del
>>521297
Oh so you are obviously the doxxer then and proud of it. Um seweety that’s a 18.1


NEET 05/14/2022 (Sat) 07:29:22 [Preview] No.521320 del
I really wish there was another place like this but completely drama free.


NEET 05/14/2022 (Sat) 07:30:15 [Preview] No.521321 del
>>521320
It would soon be overrun by the neets from bad homes. That's just how it goes. You have to be strong, and learn to fight back.


NEET 05/14/2022 (Sat) 07:30:39 [Preview] No.521322 del
>>521320
There will always be drama of some kind mate, whether it's N/IGA or Weber clogging a toilet and having a hissy fit because spring rolls aren't in season.


NEET 05/14/2022 (Sat) 07:30:55 [Preview] No.521323 del
>>521319
You are so fucked in the head. Just go back to 4chan already


NEET 05/14/2022 (Sat) 07:30:59 [Preview] No.521324 del
>>521321
It's every day now with this shit, people actively encourage it with the two retarded chucklefucks.


NEET 05/14/2022 (Sat) 07:31:28 [Preview] No.521325 del
>>521324
>two retarded chucklefucks
This is the best way to view it tbh


NEET 05/14/2022 (Sat) 07:31:37 [Preview] No.521326 del
>>521300
So long as it sells chinese.


NEET 05/14/2022 (Sat) 07:32:19 [Preview] No.521327 del
>>521326
Brit pubs do free curry as it keeps the punters buying beers. Spicy chinky would work the same way I expect.


NEET 05/14/2022 (Sat) 07:32:52 [Preview] No.521328 del
>wanting chink food at a pub


NEET 05/14/2022 (Sat) 07:34:15 [Preview] No.521329 del
>>521286
>>521310
Two different well bantered's in nine (9) minutes. Might not sudoku after all.


NEET 05/14/2022 (Sat) 07:35:05 [Preview] No.521330 del
>>521329
get on the comedy circuit with your not gonna kill myself this week tour


NEET 05/14/2022 (Sat) 07:35:15 [Preview] No.521331 del
>>521323
Am I speaking to 10k or IGAy?


NEET 05/14/2022 (Sat) 07:36:12 [Preview] No.521332 del
>>521331
You’re so pillbrained you don’t even realise there’s more than 2 people fed up with your cringe forced discord personality


NEET 05/14/2022 (Sat) 07:37:15 [Preview] No.521333 del
>>521331
So you're including 10K in your spazz attacks now? When is NoFun getting included?


NEET 05/14/2022 (Sat) 07:41:07 [Preview] No.521334 del
>>521320
Trying to ban drama would itself lead to far more drama than we have now.


NEET 05/14/2022 (Sat) 07:42:40 [Preview] No.521335 del
I used to do my "10K is a two faced tripple nigger" to take the piss out of Nuro.


NEET 05/14/2022 (Sat) 07:47:07 [Preview] No.521336 del
>>521245
Seppo possums are so much uglier than our beautiful marsupial


NEET 05/14/2022 (Sat) 07:47:55 [Preview] No.521337 del
>>521317
Good to hear.


NEET 05/14/2022 (Sat) 07:48:13 [Preview] No.521338 del
>>521336
That's cool.


NEET 05/14/2022 (Sat) 07:48:15 [Preview] No.521339 del
>>521329
It was well bantered.


NEET 05/14/2022 (Sat) 07:52:01 [Preview] No.521340 del
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>>521336
He is our special Possum.


NEET 05/14/2022 (Sat) 07:52:27 [Preview] No.521341 del
Imagine having a gf.


NEET 05/14/2022 (Sat) 07:53:14 [Preview] No.521342 del
Americans have a bizarre obsession with male height. They think it has magical properties.
I have not noticed Australian men caring much about how tall they are.
Except ones on the internet who have caught it from the Americans this last decade.


NEET 05/14/2022 (Sat) 07:53:24 [Preview] No.521343 del
All nuro seems to do these days is post a pic of the ebike or lancia than proceed to engage in arguments.


NEET 05/14/2022 (Sat) 07:53:44 [Preview] No.521344 del
>>521342
>internet who have caught it from the Americans this last decade.
Manlets?


NEET 05/14/2022 (Sat) 07:54:21 [Preview] No.521345 del
How do these chastity cages work?
What happens when you get horny and start getting a boner?


NEET 05/14/2022 (Sat) 07:55:01 [Preview] No.521346 del
>>521345
Invest in a good humbler.


NEET 05/14/2022 (Sat) 07:57:07 [Preview] No.521347 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=VeYRXI9_6pU [Embed]


NEET 05/14/2022 (Sat) 07:58:06 [Preview] No.521348 del
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>>521283
>Let that sink in IGA

Noted


NEET 05/14/2022 (Sat) 07:58:54 [Preview] No.521349 del
>>521345
Are you asking for a friend?


NEET 05/14/2022 (Sat) 07:58:58 [Preview] No.521350 del
>>521341
i know right


NEET 05/14/2022 (Sat) 07:59:08 [Preview] No.521351 del
>>521348
>A ball stretcher is a sex toy that is used to elongate the scrotum and provide a feeling of weight pulling the testicles away from the body. This can be particularly enjoyable for the wearer as it can make an orgasm more intense, as testicles are prevented from moving up. Intended to make one's testicles permanently hang much lower than before (if used regularly for extended periods of time), this sex toy can be potentially harmful to the genitals as the circulation of blood can be easily cut off if over-tightened.


NEET 05/14/2022 (Sat) 07:59:27 [Preview] No.521352 del
>>521344
incels


NEET 05/14/2022 (Sat) 08:01:20 [Preview] No.521353 del
>>521300
Nigga I bet you're the same cunt that's been talking about garn a pub for months! And I bet you never went once.


NEET 05/14/2022 (Sat) 08:01:50 [Preview] No.521354 del
>>521353
What if he never left?


NEET 05/14/2022 (Sat) 08:03:20 [Preview] No.521355 del
>>521314
He's a satiated slab of beef


NEET 05/14/2022 (Sat) 08:03:22 [Preview] No.521356 del
>>521354
...what if he lives in a pub the same way nuro lives in a disabled dunny?


NEET 05/14/2022 (Sat) 08:03:49 [Preview] No.521357 del
>>521342
A lot of male CEOs in Australia tend to be tall. I suspect the bias has always been here too, it's just less spoken.


NEET 05/14/2022 (Sat) 08:03:58 [Preview] No.521358 del
>>521355
>slab of beef
I'm not a lean cut either.


NEET 05/14/2022 (Sat) 08:05:43 [Preview] No.521359 del
Are we running a pool on when FIFO will have his second heart attack?


NEET 05/14/2022 (Sat) 08:05:53 [Preview] No.521360 del
>>521320
Yeah nice try tiffin. Fuck off back to your asio honeypot.


NEET 05/14/2022 (Sat) 08:07:01 [Preview] No.521361 del
Imagine imagining this.


NEET 05/14/2022 (Sat) 08:12:54 [Preview] No.521362 del
>>521361
Based.


NEET 05/14/2022 (Sat) 08:13:45 [Preview] No.521363 del
>garn brisbane tomorrow


NEET 05/14/2022 (Sat) 08:16:44 [Preview] No.521365 del
>>521363
Is this all you got Stanley ? Did you read the fine print ? I can cancel and do anything at anytime. Lame you curly haired untalented fatherless bitch boi why don’t transition already.


NEET 05/14/2022 (Sat) 08:17:01 [Preview] No.521366 del
GET BACK TO WORK/HOME NORUM AND ANSWER MY CALLS


NEET 05/14/2022 (Sat) 08:17:04 [Preview] No.521367 del


NEET 05/14/2022 (Sat) 08:20:45 [Preview] No.521368 del


NEET 05/14/2022 (Sat) 08:20:55 [Preview] No.521369 del
>>521367
>I Know And Feel These Signs


NEET 05/14/2022 (Sat) 08:21:46 [Preview] No.521370 del
>>521367
Thank you for reminding me of my deep loneliness.
It is hard NEETs.


NEET 05/14/2022 (Sat) 08:22:38 [Preview] No.521371 del
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Had this pie in the pantry for at least 2 years. Can't even see an expiry date on it.


NEET 05/14/2022 (Sat) 08:23:33 [Preview] No.521372 del
>>521371
tinned food is good for decades, provided it hasn't rusted through


NEET 05/14/2022 (Sat) 08:24:14 [Preview] No.521373 del
>>521371
Can I have a slice?


NEET 05/14/2022 (Sat) 08:24:18 [Preview] No.521374 del
>>521371
anzacs ate this every day of world war i and had the temerity to complain about how hard things were


NEET 05/14/2022 (Sat) 08:25:28 [Preview] No.521375 del
>>521374
Weber would have single-handedly cleared an enemy front for a pepper pie and a vanilla slice.


NEET 05/14/2022 (Sat) 08:26:47 [Preview] No.521376 del
>>521375
Two pepper pies.


NEET 05/14/2022 (Sat) 08:27:58 [Preview] No.521377 del
>>521371
Enjoy your pie neet.


NEET 05/14/2022 (Sat) 08:30:29 [Preview] No.521378 del
>>521376
Imagine what the diggers could have done with a can of Mondster for breakky


NEET 05/14/2022 (Sat) 08:32:08 [Preview] No.521379 del
>>521375
"What do you mean there's nobody else left to kill? Do I still get a pie? Wait until Motherbat hears about this!"


NEET 05/14/2022 (Sat) 08:42:16 [Preview] No.521380 del
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>>521372
I know about rust being bad. There was a little oxidation around the top edges.


NEET 05/14/2022 (Sat) 08:48:14 [Preview] No.521381 del
>>521380
looks alright
the pastry wouldn't have reacted properly if it had been exposed to air


NEET 05/14/2022 (Sat) 08:57:52 [Preview] No.521382 del
ITS HABBENING AGAIN

>TFW when you match the meal anticipation of a Webber at chink restaurant …


NEET 05/14/2022 (Sat) 09:11:28 [Preview] No.521383 del
>>521382
Wow, it's nothing.


NEET 05/14/2022 (Sat) 09:12:18 [Preview] No.521384 del
>>521381
No pastry on the bottome. It was really nice though.


NEET 05/14/2022 (Sat) 09:13:04 [Preview] No.521385 del
Served with peas and gravy it would've been 10/10


NEET 05/14/2022 (Sat) 09:13:46 [Preview] No.521386 del
going to watch telly for a bit


NEET 05/14/2022 (Sat) 09:15:19 [Preview] No.521387 del
>>521384
Glad to hear it was good m8.


NEET 05/14/2022 (Sat) 09:15:34 [Preview] No.521388 del
>>521386
Goodnight.


NEET 05/14/2022 (Sat) 09:21:18 [Preview] No.521389 del
https://www.abc.net.au/news/2022-05-06/sa-prison-elections/101043190
>South Australia's corrections department facing legal action after refusal to supply prisoners with voting materials


NEET 05/14/2022 (Sat) 09:26:10 [Preview] No.521390 del
don't want to do nothing, this computer screen is just draining the energy from me


NEET 05/14/2022 (Sat) 09:28:15 [Preview] No.521391 del
My Crows are playing Brisbane tonight.
I will start watching but it might be another game I will have to abandon early. Might get ugly.


NEET 05/14/2022 (Sat) 09:29:02 [Preview] No.521392 del
>>521391
how many goals is tex gonna kick?


NEET 05/14/2022 (Sat) 09:29:37 [Preview] No.521393 del
>>521389
>voting materials
It turns out it is some propaganda newspaper that tells the prisoners to vote for lefties.


NEET 05/14/2022 (Sat) 09:29:53 [Preview] No.521394 del
Is there some sport where qts just tear each others clothes off and stuff until one side submits? Be much better than watching normieball.


NEET 05/14/2022 (Sat) 09:30:12 [Preview] No.521395 del
>>521392
Only one or two tonight. the ball is not going to get to him very often.


NEET 05/14/2022 (Sat) 09:30:33 [Preview] No.521396 del
>>521393
and what their voting rights are, which the government doesn't want them to know for some reason


NEET 05/14/2022 (Sat) 09:30:47 [Preview] No.521397 del
>>521394
mud wrestling, jello wrestling. foxy boxing.


NEET 05/14/2022 (Sat) 09:33:31 [Preview] No.521398 del
>>521390
Subtracting your wank force.


NEET 05/14/2022 (Sat) 09:37:21 [Preview] No.521399 del
I filled out my postal vote.
Voted for One Nation in both houses. Labor ahead of Liberal for preferences.


NEET 05/14/2022 (Sat) 09:38:59 [Preview] No.521400 del
>>521399
Why One Nation, did she explain?


NEET 05/14/2022 (Sat) 09:42:14 [Preview] No.521401 del
>>TFW when you match the meal anticipation of a Webber at chink restaurant …

What did he mean by this? Sometimes nuro seems to gooned to speak English


NEET 05/14/2022 (Sat) 09:45:23 [Preview] No.521402 del
>>521401
Sometimes NEETs like to combine words without care for their meaning.


NEET 05/14/2022 (Sat) 09:47:37 [Preview] No.521403 del
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>>521399
Excellent choice. Now if only millions of australians would do likewise we might still have a country in a few decades time.


NEET 05/14/2022 (Sat) 09:48:18 [Preview] No.521404 del
>>521401
Yeah, I reckon nuro's been hitting fort forte pretty hard lately.


NEET 05/14/2022 (Sat) 09:49:58 [Preview] No.521405 del
Should we have a betting pool for who will go into liver failure first?

I feel that we have too many strong competitors, even though we need less.


NEET 05/14/2022 (Sat) 09:53:11 [Preview] No.521406 del
>>521405
What are the current odds?


NEET 05/14/2022 (Sat) 09:53:56 [Preview] No.521407 del
>>521406
Perhaps we need some thing like a poal.me to help determine the odds.


NEET 05/14/2022 (Sat) 09:56:13 [Preview] No.521408 del
The ausneets deadpool - who is actually on medication for their liver/cholestrol/blood pressure problems? I thought nuro was at one stage.


NEET 05/14/2022 (Sat) 09:57:45 [Preview] No.521409 del
>>521408
>The ausneets deadpool
Yes, if isn't the mental battle then it's the series of physical battles against the body.


NEET 05/14/2022 (Sat) 09:57:58 [Preview] No.521410 del
Saturday night /ausneets/ - everyones out doing normie things


NEET 05/14/2022 (Sat) 09:58:03 [Preview] No.521411 del


NEET 05/14/2022 (Sat) 09:59:18 [Preview] No.521412 del
Who are our big name gooners? Monk, nuro, IGA, cruisey, webby...spergo? I don't remember. It seems easier just to list off the neets who aren't elite gooners.


NEET 05/14/2022 (Sat) 10:03:28 [Preview] No.521413 del
One mystery that was on my mind this morning was about sheets, specifically those candyland bed sheets set. How are they?


NEET 05/14/2022 (Sat) 10:03:41 [Preview] No.521414 del
Both my mind and body are shot.


NEET 05/14/2022 (Sat) 10:05:17 [Preview] No.521415 del
>>521412
Could be. Our Elite Gooners are in a class of their own.


NEET 05/14/2022 (Sat) 10:05:37 [Preview] No.521416 del
>>521414
Have a wank.


NEET 05/14/2022 (Sat) 10:07:46 [Preview] No.521417 del
>>521415
Did possum like to goon? Or was his only weakness garlic bread?


NEET 05/14/2022 (Sat) 10:08:15 [Preview] No.521418 del
>>521417
Every NEET has at least one weakness.


NEET 05/14/2022 (Sat) 10:08:23 [Preview] No.521419 del
Also that neet with the female roommate who's name I can't remember.


NEET 05/14/2022 (Sat) 10:08:26 [Preview] No.521420 del
>>521412
Spergos not a gooner


NEET 05/14/2022 (Sat) 10:09:40 [Preview] No.521421 del
>>521420
I thought he used to post about gooning. Could be my memory is fucked. Which ones were the benzo neets?


NEET 05/14/2022 (Sat) 10:11:25 [Preview] No.521422 del
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>>521414
You need a recharge.


NEET 05/14/2022 (Sat) 10:20:55 [Preview] No.521423 del
>POV tickling a NEET


NEET 05/14/2022 (Sat) 10:25:50 [Preview] No.521424 del
Might go get a caramel sundae from maccas. You neets want anything?


NEET 05/14/2022 (Sat) 10:28:58 [Preview] No.521425 del
>>521424
Pay in cash. Touch a cutie.


NEET 05/14/2022 (Sat) 10:29:14 [Preview] No.521426 del
>>521424
Family feast please.


NEET 05/14/2022 (Sat) 10:30:18 [Preview] No.521427 del
>>521424
Small orange juice please.


NEET 05/14/2022 (Sat) 10:30:45 [Preview] No.521428 del
>>521425
>Touch
*cuddle


NEET 05/14/2022 (Sat) 10:33:22 [Preview] No.521429 del


NEET 05/14/2022 (Sat) 10:34:02 [Preview] No.521430 del
>>521429
me on the left


NEET 05/14/2022 (Sat) 10:34:34 [Preview] No.521431 del
>>521430
You look good NEET.


NEET 05/14/2022 (Sat) 10:34:49 [Preview] No.521432 del
>>521424
4 Spring rolls please.


NEET 05/14/2022 (Sat) 10:40:57 [Preview] No.521433 del
>>521431
He does have a very sensual neck.


NEET 05/14/2022 (Sat) 10:42:42 [Preview] No.521434 del
Having a candlelit dinner for one.
Boiled the taters for 10 minutes then did em in the pan like mummybot does. Dunno what you call that.


NEET 05/14/2022 (Sat) 10:43:58 [Preview] No.521435 del
My Crows are doing well.
Only one goal for Tex so far.


NEET 05/14/2022 (Sat) 10:45:44 [Preview] No.521436 del
Uh oh, taters are hard on the inside.


NEET 05/14/2022 (Sat) 10:52:53 [Preview] No.521437 del
>>521434
The double cooking method sounds nice, but I have never had it. I would like to try it with chips though (boil then deep fried).


NEET 05/14/2022 (Sat) 11:00:53 [Preview] No.521438 del
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>>521425
Where should I touch her?


NEET 05/14/2022 (Sat) 11:02:28 [Preview] No.521439 del
When we get the neet compound going, every saturday nights all the neets will converge on the tv room, get choofed and maybe take some codeine, and watch mallard tv all evening:
https://youtube.com/watch?v=nYcHi9EgUHs [Embed]


NEET 05/14/2022 (Sat) 11:05:09 [Preview] No.521440 del
>>521439
There will be no TVs at the commune.
We are going back to nature. No electricity at all.


NEET 05/14/2022 (Sat) 11:08:03 [Preview] No.521441 del
>>521439
That's a lot of mallard footage.


NEET 05/14/2022 (Sat) 11:08:53 [Preview] No.521442 del
>>521439
Wonderful stuff.


NEET 05/14/2022 (Sat) 11:08:56 [Preview] No.521443 del
>>521440
How will we deep fry mars bars without electricity?


NEET 05/14/2022 (Sat) 11:09:47 [Preview] No.521444 del
>>521441
Nothing compared to what's in my private collection.


NEET 05/14/2022 (Sat) 11:10:20 [Preview] No.521445 del


NEET 05/14/2022 (Sat) 11:10:56 [Preview] No.521446 del
>>521443
The oil can be heated to the appropriate temperature over the open fire.


NEET 05/14/2022 (Sat) 11:12:34 [Preview] No.521447 del
Looking at a nordy website


NEET 05/14/2022 (Sat) 11:21:01 [Preview] No.521448 del


NEET 05/14/2022 (Sat) 11:29:37 [Preview] No.521450 del
>>521283
wew
Nurocore


NEET 05/14/2022 (Sat) 11:30:31 [Preview] No.521451 del
Nighty night NEETs.


NEET 05/14/2022 (Sat) 11:30:35 [Preview] No.521452 del
The football is spiralling out of control.
It is the umpires again.


NEET 05/14/2022 (Sat) 11:32:20 [Preview] No.521453 del
>>521451
Good night.


NEET 05/14/2022 (Sat) 11:32:56 [Preview] No.521454 del


NEET 05/14/2022 (Sat) 11:33:19 [Preview] No.521455 del
>>521300
You should.


NEET 05/14/2022 (Sat) 11:37:19 [Preview] No.521456 del
>>521382
Dilate.


NEET 05/14/2022 (Sat) 11:43:57 [Preview] No.521457 del
Having some coopers and listening to some music.


NEET 05/14/2022 (Sat) 11:44:16 [Preview] No.521458 del
>>521457
>coopers
Red top?


NEET 05/14/2022 (Sat) 11:46:20 [Preview] No.521459 del
>>521458
“Coppers” by default is green. NEETSs must specify if drinking a different colour.
Mmmm could garrr


NEET 05/14/2022 (Sat) 11:48:20 [Preview] No.521460 del
>>521459
>Mmmm could garrr
That better not be you Monk.


NEET 05/14/2022 (Sat) 11:54:47 [Preview] No.521461 del
Tex is kicking like shit. Fucking up set shots.
Terrible night. Awful game.


NEET 05/14/2022 (Sat) 11:56:35 [Preview] No.521462 del
>>521371
Was it good


NEET 05/14/2022 (Sat) 12:00:48 [Preview] No.521463 del
I had a pint of green with a roast pork at the pub, it brought up strong feelings of driving out into the bush with my tin to be a boong and driving home in the morning.


NEET 05/14/2022 (Sat) 12:01:59 [Preview] No.521464 del
>>521463
You wanted to go walkabout cuz.


NEET 05/14/2022 (Sat) 12:02:55 [Preview] No.521465 del
>>521463
>roast pork
With crackling?


NEET 05/14/2022 (Sat) 12:10:04 [Preview] No.521466 del
More annoying issues with logitechs unifying receiver on linux.
I paired it via bluetooth to my laptop the other day, and that takes priority over using the usb receiver with the desktop. Seems wrong to me.
Re-paired it using some 3rd party Unifying receiver software, which I needed a wired mouse to use. Then when I remove the wired mouse the system freezes.
Mmmmmmmmmmm


NEET 05/14/2022 (Sat) 12:10:49 [Preview] No.521467 del
>>521464
Still could.
My car seat turns into a bed and it's only 20 or so k's to out of the city.


NEET 05/14/2022 (Sat) 12:12:13 [Preview] No.521468 del
>>521467
Is the missus home?


NEET 05/14/2022 (Sat) 12:12:53 [Preview] No.521469 del
>>521465
>>521465
It didn't come with any.
Wasn't a great meal.


NEET 05/14/2022 (Sat) 12:13:34 [Preview] No.521470 del
Watching live dark side of the moon.
Not sure why I haven't seen this before.


NEET 05/14/2022 (Sat) 12:14:13 [Preview] No.521471 del
>>521468
Just me and the dog.


NEET 05/14/2022 (Sat) 12:14:38 [Preview] No.521472 del
>>521469
You should have got the surf and turf.


NEET 05/14/2022 (Sat) 12:14:58 [Preview] No.521473 del
>>521466
Bleep bloop monk


NEET 05/14/2022 (Sat) 12:16:54 [Preview] No.521474 del
>>521467
Cruise by the truckstops and pick up a gin.


NEET 05/14/2022 (Sat) 12:18:57 [Preview] No.521475 del
>>521473
I fixed it.
I also took down my second monitor and put my main one on its stand instead of using the monitor arm.
The position is actually a lot more natural and feels more like work than leisure which is exactly what I was going for.


NEET 05/14/2022 (Sat) 12:19:32 [Preview] No.521476 del
>>521472
It was the cheaper option.
There was a 300g scotch for $35 but I instead went with $18 roast of the day, which was probably the lunch special.
$7 imp pint of green is good too.


NEET 05/14/2022 (Sat) 12:21:11 [Preview] No.521477 del
>>521476
>$35
that is a lot for one meal. Everything is so expensive these days.


NEET 05/14/2022 (Sat) 12:23:19 [Preview] No.521478 del
>>521474
I could try. Just need to avoid main rds.
Would love to be on the dirt road between balaklava and snowtown with no breeze, the windows down, listening to nothing and having a choof.


NEET 05/14/2022 (Sat) 12:24:58 [Preview] No.521479 del
>>521477
Yeah, I was hoping there was a special.
There was at one I went to the other day.
$15 pint and parmy but it was only one night a week


NEET 05/14/2022 (Sat) 12:26:05 [Preview] No.521480 del
I need another feed.


NEET 05/14/2022 (Sat) 12:31:13 [Preview] No.521481 del
I'm overcome by greed.


NEET 05/14/2022 (Sat) 12:34:39 [Preview] No.521482 del
>>521480
>>521481
There is no genuine need.


NEET 05/14/2022 (Sat) 12:36:50 [Preview] No.521483 del
Bad mood. Frustrated, don't know why. No desire to goon but would have previously been right to it.
Very productive day but still unsatisfied. Can't be productive because almost bed time but feel guilty if I do something 'relaxing' like watch TV or youtube.
Woe.


NEET 05/14/2022 (Sat) 12:39:17 [Preview] No.521484 del
Passed out at 6
Just woke up
Good morning NEETs


NEET 05/14/2022 (Sat) 12:39:27 [Preview] No.521485 del
Even a crusie won't help.


NEET 05/14/2022 (Sat) 12:47:02 [Preview] No.521486 del
>>521484
Good morning.


NEET 05/14/2022 (Sat) 12:48:56 [Preview] No.521487 del
Watched The Departed. Not bad.


NEET 05/14/2022 (Sat) 12:51:37 [Preview] No.521488 del
Desire to goon.


NEET 05/14/2022 (Sat) 12:53:48 [Preview] No.521489 del
>>521488
That better not be you Monk.


NEET 05/14/2022 (Sat) 12:54:14 [Preview] No.521490 del
>>521487
Is that the one with Martin Sheen and Mark Wahlberg? I thought that was good.


NEET 05/14/2022 (Sat) 12:54:56 [Preview] No.521491 del
Ordered feed.
Fucking $8.50 delivery.


NEET 05/14/2022 (Sat) 12:56:08 [Preview] No.521492 del
>>521491
What did you order?


NEET 05/14/2022 (Sat) 13:00:33 [Preview] No.521493 del
>>521489
I just wanna get gooned up and watch The Departed in the darkness of my lounge room. Drink until my eyes are heavy and and my mind is wandering into the movie. Fall asleep in 5 minutes once I get to bed.


NEET 05/14/2022 (Sat) 13:05:51 [Preview] No.521494 del
>>521493
You need to go to an inpatient rehab centre. Get your parents to loan you the money.


NEET 05/14/2022 (Sat) 13:07:47 [Preview] No.521495 del
Ordered feed.
Fucking $8.50 delivery. >>521492
Pizza


NEET 05/14/2022 (Sat) 13:14:52 [Preview] No.521496 del
>>521495
>Pizza
What toppings?
How many garlic breads?


NEET 05/14/2022 (Sat) 13:15:48 [Preview] No.521497 del
>>521494
I'm thinking about those times I was at the pub after work. That serene calmness slowly drifting over me.


NEET 05/14/2022 (Sat) 13:20:24 [Preview] No.521498 del


NEET 05/14/2022 (Sat) 13:21:06 [Preview] No.521499 del
Monk you should read a book called "Games People Play", specifically the game which features "the Gooner", which is you.


NEET 05/14/2022 (Sat) 13:22:01 [Preview] No.521500 del
>>521498
Looks good. I look forward to the images.


NEET 05/14/2022 (Sat) 13:24:40 [Preview] No.521501 del
>>521499
It's a really good song too
Both versions


NEET 05/14/2022 (Sat) 13:27:36 [Preview] No.521502 del


NEET 05/14/2022 (Sat) 13:38:06 [Preview] No.521503 del
You do not want to unspoiled these next few pictures.
https://voca.ro/1epCa1rruyN1


NEET 05/14/2022 (Sat) 13:39:58 [Preview] No.521504 del
Feeling better now


NEET 05/14/2022 (Sat) 13:44:35 [Preview] No.521505 del
>>521503
Big meaty pizza. Sensual.


NEET 05/14/2022 (Sat) 13:45:01 [Preview] No.521506 del
>>521503
I find brown foreigners generally to be scared of dogs.


NEET 05/14/2022 (Sat) 13:45:20 [Preview] No.521507 del
>>521504
That is good to hear.


NEET 05/14/2022 (Sat) 13:50:01 [Preview] No.521508 del
>>521503
>these next few pictures
Still waiting...


NEET 05/14/2022 (Sat) 13:54:43 [Preview] No.521509 del
This one should be a banner


NEET 05/14/2022 (Sat) 13:55:49 [Preview] No.521510 del
>>521509
Glistening. Erotic.


NEET 05/14/2022 (Sat) 14:01:15 [Preview] No.521512 del
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NEET 05/14/2022 (Sat) 14:05:49 [Preview] No.521513 del
Have you been keeping up the boong sessions cruise?


NEET 05/14/2022 (Sat) 14:20:02 [Preview] No.521514 del
Kinda hungry, might make a second dinner


NEET 05/14/2022 (Sat) 14:23:14 [Preview] No.521515 del
>>521514
Put a couple of chops on for me please.


NEET 05/14/2022 (Sat) 14:39:58 [Preview] No.521516 del
>>521515
alas I have only tofu. Not even green onion or ginger.


NEET 05/14/2022 (Sat) 14:41:08 [Preview] No.521517 del
>>521516
Don't bother then.


NEET 05/14/2022 (Sat) 15:40:31 [Preview] No.521518 del
Made mixed fried rice, tofu and leftovers all gone.


NEET 05/14/2022 (Sat) 15:47:23 [Preview] No.521519 del
>>521518
Your image didn't upload.


NEET 05/14/2022 (Sat) 15:54:39 [Preview] No.521520 del
I am not sure I like the movie trope where a character is listening to music through headphones while being oblivious to some big loud violent goings-on around them.


NEET 05/14/2022 (Sat) 16:35:37 [Preview] No.521521 del
Very strong depression and anxiety again. Some minor tears leaking out of the eyes for the second night in a row.
Mental state very bad. Wondering if this could be the lead up to some full on crossing the line into permanent psychosis and insanity, or alternatively if all the stress could lead to some sort of physical health bomb going off, maybe a heart attack.
The older I get the closer in all the walls become. There is no going back, no do-over. What is left of my future looks grim.
Suicide strongly considered but discarded as an option while my dog is still alive. I must see his life through to its end and do what I can for him. I am not as good as I could be to him when I am this depressed. No energy to do much other than give him his food and water. But I must be here for him until the end.


NEET 05/14/2022 (Sat) 16:43:47 [Preview] No.521522 del
I am going to bed. I will need to work hard on some distracting fantasy in my mind to get to sleep without reality intruding for even a moment and mentally and emotionally destroying me as I lie there.
What an existence.


NEET 05/14/2022 (Sat) 16:51:22 [Preview] No.521523 del
>>521521
NEETs are not well equipped to assist you.


NEET 05/14/2022 (Sat) 16:52:55 [Preview] No.521524 del
>>521523
No-one asked them to.


NEET 05/14/2022 (Sat) 16:54:24 [Preview] No.521525 del
meh


NEET 05/14/2022 (Sat) 16:56:58 [Preview] No.521526 del
Woke up, can't get back to sleep, can't even have a glass of milk because my dishes are dirty. What a failed existence I live.


NEET 05/14/2022 (Sat) 16:59:40 [Preview] No.521527 del
>>521524
Well I guess I'm telling you that you should get help from someone


NEET 05/14/2022 (Sat) 17:05:34 [Preview] No.521528 del
Why don't neets care about my dirty dishes? Can I get some help with them?


NEET 05/14/2022 (Sat) 17:09:47 [Preview] No.521529 del
>>521528
Only one NEET should care about those. You.


NEET 05/14/2022 (Sat) 17:26:02 [Preview] No.521530 del
>>521528
we all have our own dirty dishes


NEET 05/14/2022 (Sat) 20:03:31 [Preview] No.521531 del
Where's the 4am NEET?


NEET 05/14/2022 (Sat) 20:39:48 [Preview] No.521532 del
>>521531
woke up at 2, went back to sleep at 3, discussing a legal name change with my lawyer


NEET 05/14/2022 (Sat) 20:48:20 [Preview] No.521533 del
>>521532
Change it to Anthony t'dik-mongus.


NEET 05/14/2022 (Sat) 20:51:22 [Preview] No.521534 del
>>521533
I already know three kids with that exact name. The confusion when the teacher checks the roll would be terrible.


NEET 05/14/2022 (Sat) 21:03:58 [Preview] No.521536 del
>>521535
Noone suspected that one.


NEET 05/14/2022 (Sat) 21:15:52 [Preview] No.521537 del
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Time for my 4 espressos and 2 energy drinks


NEET 05/14/2022 (Sat) 21:18:37 [Preview] No.521538 del
fart mording


NEET 05/14/2022 (Sat) 21:33:21 [Preview] No.521539 del
nobody does sunday breakfast in a 20 minute drive radius of where I am
the few places outside that I can find don't have functioning websites or menu links that 404
the absolute state of this country


NEET 05/14/2022 (Sat) 21:43:56 [Preview] No.521540 del
>>521453
Thank (You)!

>>521463
>driving out into the bush with my tin to be a boong and driving home in the morning.
Boong life feels.

>>521482
Well bantered.

>>521491
>Fucking $8.50 delivery.
Big surcharge.

>>521503
Feed = Power.

>>521535
Pickles the brain.

>>521539
Go for a stroll and find a nice place for breakfast.

>>521484
>>521538
Good morning NEETs.


NEET 05/14/2022 (Sat) 21:49:25 [Preview] No.521541 del
>>521540
>Go for a stroll and find a nice place for breakfast.
When I said 20 minutes I meant in a car. A stroll (death march as an exec) will find a McDonalds and a HJs.


NEET 05/14/2022 (Sat) 22:04:30 [Preview] No.521542 del
>>521541
Drive to a place, stroll over and browse their menu. If you like it, stay there.

You deserve better than
>McDonalds and a HJs


NEET 05/14/2022 (Sat) 22:05:59 [Preview] No.521543 del
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I wonder how Monk's job search is going.


NEET 05/14/2022 (Sat) 22:11:36 [Preview] No.521544 del
>want to get a HJ from a mcdonald's qt


NEET 05/14/2022 (Sat) 22:12:30 [Preview] No.521545 del
>>521544
It'll all end with a small orange juice thrown at your face.


NEET 05/14/2022 (Sat) 22:19:22 [Preview] No.521546 del
>>521545
Just so long as I can throw my vanilla thickshake in her face


NEET 05/14/2022 (Sat) 22:22:51 [Preview] No.521547 del
>>521546
I hope the machine isn't broken though.


NEET 05/14/2022 (Sat) 23:03:49 [Preview] No.521548 del
>>521544
I want a red rooter from a KFC girl


NEET 05/14/2022 (Sat) 23:06:53 [Preview] No.521549 del
Misso bought a drawer and mirror thing, her dad and I went to pick it up yesterday.
Broke the mirror. Misso flipped out.
Hiding in bed.


NEET 05/14/2022 (Sat) 23:08:47 [Preview] No.521550 del
>>521549
>Hiding in bed.
Under the sheets?


NEET 05/14/2022 (Sat) 23:09:36 [Preview] No.521551 del
>>521550
Watching youtubes


NEET 05/14/2022 (Sat) 23:17:44 [Preview] No.521552 del
>>521251
Cool my oc’s a banner now


NEET 05/14/2022 (Sat) 23:20:19 [Preview] No.521553 del
Thinking of having some chinky for lunch


NEET 05/14/2022 (Sat) 23:23:01 [Preview] No.521554 del
Wonder how often drive-thru qts suffer lewd comments from customers.


NEET 05/14/2022 (Sat) 23:23:44 [Preview] No.521555 del
>>521552
Well done m8, imageboard influencer 2022 is in reach.


NEET 05/14/2022 (Sat) 23:36:53 [Preview] No.521556 del
>>521553
You should make it yourself. Good motivation to cook it and you could make it healthier.


NEET 05/14/2022 (Sat) 23:39:12 [Preview] No.521557 del
>>521540
Good morning


NEET 05/14/2022 (Sat) 23:42:34 [Preview] No.521558 del
Nice to see the sun shining after a week of rainy weather. Almost motivates me to leave the hovel.Almost.


NEET 05/14/2022 (Sat) 23:42:49 [Preview] No.521559 del
>>521557
Good morning NEET.


NEET 05/14/2022 (Sat) 23:48:47 [Preview] No.521560 del
Who has the superior gravy - kfc or red rooter?


NEET 05/14/2022 (Sat) 23:52:48 [Preview] No.521561 del
All these receding flood waters are very dangerous and I have not seen it’s flag for days.

ARE WE SURE STANLEY HAS NOT DROWNED YET ?


NEET 05/14/2022 (Sat) 23:53:54 [Preview] No.521562 del
>>521561
Morning nuro. Perhaps we should declare stanley dead, and delete his flag.


NEET 05/14/2022 (Sat) 23:55:24 [Preview] No.521563 del
Did we get rid of that fake scotsman?


NEET 05/15/2022 (Sun) 00:04:06 [Preview] No.521564 del
>>521562
Marns nah #BodyOdor is of the opinion removing flags will break the site (it won’t)


NEET 05/15/2022 (Sun) 00:14:19 [Preview] No.521565 del
Covid test came back negative
It's all so tiresome


NEET 05/15/2022 (Sun) 00:19:08 [Preview] No.521566 del
Should we start a neetlore wiki, neets?


NEET 05/15/2022 (Sun) 00:19:11 [Preview] No.521567 del
>>521565
Why did you need three, what was it for?


NEET 05/15/2022 (Sun) 00:21:16 [Preview] No.521568 del
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NEET 05/15/2022 (Sun) 00:21:44 [Preview] No.521569 del
>>521566
No thank you.


NEET 05/15/2022 (Sun) 00:21:52 [Preview] No.521570 del
>>521567
Don't judge him, some neets enjoy a bit of swabbing, depending on the orifice.


NEET 05/15/2022 (Sun) 00:23:29 [Preview] No.521571 del
ActionKid is live!

https://youtube.com/watch?v=6dgXHe_YvDc [Embed]


NEET 05/15/2022 (Sun) 00:25:18 [Preview] No.521572 del
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Drove to Lyndoch and got a pepper pie and a coffee from the Sunrise Bakery and ate it on the village green. Should have worn a jumper.


NEET 05/15/2022 (Sun) 00:25:54 [Preview] No.521573 del
Edit: Remove description and link to a partial video of a recent shooting.
Edited last time by imissfather on 05/15/2022 (Sun) 07:18:07.


NEET 05/15/2022 (Sun) 00:26:54 [Preview] No.521574 del
>>521570
He said it was the third one, it sounded very anal.


NEET 05/15/2022 (Sun) 00:30:47 [Preview] No.521575 del
>>521571
Important person?


NEET 05/15/2022 (Sun) 00:30:49 [Preview] No.521576 del
>>521568
poor darlings had to share a can of beans after being cut off for one night?


NEET 05/15/2022 (Sun) 00:31:48 [Preview] No.521577 del
>>521572
If it was less cloudy it would have been perfect. How was the pepper pie and coffee?


NEET 05/15/2022 (Sun) 00:32:08 [Preview] No.521578 del
>tfw having to pay women to wear nurse's uniforms and swab me anally as the only way I can feel good about myself


NEET 05/15/2022 (Sun) 00:32:43 [Preview] No.521579 del
>>521573
How sad.


NEET 05/15/2022 (Sun) 00:37:22 [Preview] No.521580 del
>>521498
Never had lamb on pixxa. What drink you git?


NEET 05/15/2022 (Sun) 00:37:37 [Preview] No.521581 del
>>521577
They were pretty good. I think I shall go back some time and try their dine in menu.


NEET 05/15/2022 (Sun) 00:42:05 [Preview] No.521582 del
>>521575
The thousand watching him would argue he's a more important person than (You).


NEET 05/15/2022 (Sun) 00:44:38 [Preview] No.521583 del
>>521573
That’s a pretty low score. Lame.


NEET 05/15/2022 (Sun) 00:44:48 [Preview] No.521584 del
>>521572
That's one lonely barbecue.


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NEET 05/15/2022 (Sun) 00:48:24 [Preview] No.521586 del
>>521584
That's two I think


NEET 05/15/2022 (Sun) 00:50:15 [Preview] No.521587 del
>>521583
another coward who didn't have the guts to shoot himself or engage the police


NEET 05/15/2022 (Sun) 00:51:23 [Preview] No.521588 del
>>521587
>engage the police
and by this I mean the only people present able to defend themselves


NEET 05/15/2022 (Sun) 01:02:02 [Preview] No.521589 del
>>521583
It was indeed lame.


NEET 05/15/2022 (Sun) 01:07:27 [Preview] No.521590 del
Morning bros
7 days sober


NEET 05/15/2022 (Sun) 01:10:59 [Preview] No.521591 del
>>521590
Doing well.


NEET 05/15/2022 (Sun) 01:12:13 [Preview] No.521592 del
>>521590
We're all going to make it


NEET 05/15/2022 (Sun) 01:13:32 [Preview] No.521593 del
Spacing out the dexies to 30 hours between doses today. Also getting off the sugar.


NEET 05/15/2022 (Sun) 01:14:58 [Preview] No.521594 del
>>521582
Probably true.


NEET 05/15/2022 (Sun) 01:15:16 [Preview] No.521595 del
>>521590
Good morning NEET.
Good achievement.


NEET 05/15/2022 (Sun) 01:15:31 [Preview] No.521596 del
>>521593
Good work too.


NEET 05/15/2022 (Sun) 01:16:57 [Preview] No.521597 del
neets getting clean


NEET 05/15/2022 (Sun) 01:20:18 [Preview] No.521598 del
>>521593
Good work, weren't you at 18 hours last time?
I finally managed to sleep without benzos last night. Wagon carts charrioting forward.


NEET 05/15/2022 (Sun) 01:24:00 [Preview] No.521599 del
>>521598
24 hours. I feel like I'm pretty much physically non-addicted at this point. A few weeks ago when I started tapering off I would keep getting headaches everytime I dropped the dosage. That doesn't seem to be happening anymore, but I'll wait another week before I completely stop them.


NEET 05/15/2022 (Sun) 01:25:07 [Preview] No.521600 del
>>521598
>I finally managed to sleep without benzos last night.
Very good.


NEET 05/15/2022 (Sun) 01:28:09 [Preview] No.521601 del
>>521599
>I would keep getting headaches everytime I dropped the dosage.
How sooner after out of interest?


NEET 05/15/2022 (Sun) 01:39:07 [Preview] No.521602 del
>>521586
so close yet so far away


NEET 05/15/2022 (Sun) 01:39:59 [Preview] No.521603 del
Uncovered my hole.
Might have some KFC at 11.30 and then do some work on it.


NEET 05/15/2022 (Sun) 01:41:18 [Preview] No.521604 del
>>521603
Keep an eye out for flying objects and an ear out for abuse.


NEET 05/15/2022 (Sun) 02:02:55 [Preview] No.521605 del
unidentified flying neet objects


NEET 05/15/2022 (Sun) 02:20:51 [Preview] No.521606 del
there's a heckin annoying helicopter going around and around and around at the moment


NEET 05/15/2022 (Sun) 02:22:08 [Preview] No.521607 del
>>521606
If it's black you better not relax


NEET 05/15/2022 (Sun) 02:26:34 [Preview] No.521608 del
>tfw getting on the sober and no junk food wagon today


NEET 05/15/2022 (Sun) 02:33:07 [Preview] No.521609 del
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NEET 05/15/2022 (Sun) 02:37:29 [Preview] No.521610 del
>>521609
I want to put a baby in her.


NEET 05/15/2022 (Sun) 02:37:32 [Preview] No.521611 del
>>521608
You're gonna keep choofin, though, right?


NEET 05/15/2022 (Sun) 02:38:17 [Preview] No.521612 del
>>521611
Nah haven't choofed regularly for a very long time.


NEET 05/15/2022 (Sun) 02:43:28 [Preview] No.521613 del
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>mp4.mp4


NEET 05/15/2022 (Sun) 02:44:29 [Preview] No.521614 del
Cleaned the kitchen benches, put away random things.
Going to clean the stove, then do the vacuuming.
Sorted out the washing and took out the bins.
Then going gym.


NEET 05/15/2022 (Sun) 02:44:46 [Preview] No.521615 del
>>521610
In his anus?


NEET 05/15/2022 (Sun) 02:46:20 [Preview] No.521616 del
>>521614
>tfw driven to clean out of sheer boredom and not out of necessity or hygiene reasons


NEET 05/15/2022 (Sun) 02:46:34 [Preview] No.521617 del
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NEET 05/15/2022 (Sun) 02:50:31 [Preview] No.521618 del
>>521614
I've done the dishes, cleaned the kitchen, put a load on and showered. Gonna chuck it in the dryer now and then wash the floor and windowsills and organise all the kitchen cupboards.


NEET 05/15/2022 (Sun) 02:51:12 [Preview] No.521619 del
>>521618
You are a productive neet.


NEET 05/15/2022 (Sun) 02:57:48 [Preview] No.521620 del
>>521613
that is the name tiktok serves up when you right click and select 'save video as'


NEET 05/15/2022 (Sun) 03:13:16 [Preview] No.521622 del
Had a bizarre dream I was fly-fishing with Pauly from Fat Pixxa/Housos. He was wearing blue denim pants and jacket.


NEET 05/15/2022 (Sun) 03:13:42 [Preview] No.521623 del
And I've never fly-fished


NEET 05/15/2022 (Sun) 03:13:49 [Preview] No.521624 del
Suns out, door open, venetians up, 3rd instant, productive morning, listening to the pharcyde, absolutely kino


NEET 05/15/2022 (Sun) 03:16:37 [Preview] No.521625 del
Eating chocolate instead of doing anything productive, just like the Lord would have wanted


NEET 05/15/2022 (Sun) 03:17:57 [Preview] No.521626 del
>>521606
See you in the gulag, neeto


NEET 05/15/2022 (Sun) 03:28:13 [Preview] No.521627 del
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>>521625
Based. Keep it real neet. The rest of these losers will soon fall back into the goon and drug and binge eating pits they're trying to climb out of.


NEET 05/15/2022 (Sun) 03:30:25 [Preview] No.521628 del
>>521606
It's too early for the chopper.


NEET 05/15/2022 (Sun) 03:31:17 [Preview] No.521629 del
>>521549
>Misso flipped out.
Over an accident when you were trying to help her? That is disappointing behaviour.


NEET 05/15/2022 (Sun) 03:33:17 [Preview] No.521630 del
>>521629
well it's not like you can take something you broke back to the shop


NEET 05/15/2022 (Sun) 03:35:11 [Preview] No.521631 del
Goon in 30


NEET 05/15/2022 (Sun) 03:36:05 [Preview] No.521632 del
>>521629
Her materialistic gold digger instincts kicked in when the accident affected her ability to entertain her vanity in the mirror.
No patience for cruisey, he is simply an enabling provider.


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NEET 05/15/2022 (Sun) 03:43:46 [Preview] No.521634 del
>>521632
Getting to root her on the modular lounge might be worth it to him.


NEET 05/15/2022 (Sun) 03:45:01 [Preview] No.521635 del
>>521632
They've been together long enough too that she gets half of United Mong Management if they split up.


NEET 05/15/2022 (Sun) 03:51:23 [Preview] No.521636 del
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>>521632
He needs to put her in her place.


NEET 05/15/2022 (Sun) 03:53:38 [Preview] No.521637 del
Kitchen cleaned, stove cleaned, washing machine on.
Vacuuming half done, will actually mop.
Throwing out junk that I saved more than a month ago thinking I would use it. If I actually need any I'll just find more junk.
>>521622
>>521623
I can cast but have never actually caught anything.
>>521549
Woe.


NEET 05/15/2022 (Sun) 03:53:46 [Preview] No.521638 del
>tfw no half a mong to manage


NEET 05/15/2022 (Sun) 03:54:57 [Preview] No.521639 del
>>521560
Red rooter, by a mile.


NEET 05/15/2022 (Sun) 03:56:49 [Preview] No.521640 del
>>521572
How was it?
I've only been to that bakery once and was a little disappointe.


NEET 05/15/2022 (Sun) 03:59:10 [Preview] No.521641 del
>>521580
The lamb was a little overdone, pamploma do a better yiros pizza.
Had Pepsi and makers mark, so looked for a deal without a drink


NEET 05/15/2022 (Sun) 03:59:30 [Preview] No.521642 del
>>521640
The pie was alright. Not as chunky or as peppery as I would have liked, but certainly not bad or anything.
The drive and location is nice.


NEET 05/15/2022 (Sun) 04:01:11 [Preview] No.521643 del
>>521603
Thank you, I have missed your hole.


NEET 05/15/2022 (Sun) 04:01:23 [Preview] No.521644 del
>>521639
But kfc chips are so good


NEET 05/15/2022 (Sun) 04:03:02 [Preview] No.521645 del
>>521622
Hmm. What does it mean?


NEET 05/15/2022 (Sun) 04:03:59 [Preview] No.521646 del
>>521606
According to reddit SA police bought some cheapo second hand helicopter that is much louder than the previous one they had. It can also apparently fly more hours so they stick it up there more often.


NEET 05/15/2022 (Sun) 04:04:22 [Preview] No.521647 del
>>521629
Yeah it pissed me off.
It was a pretty expensive dresser and she'd been talking about it for a while


NEET 05/15/2022 (Sun) 04:06:26 [Preview] No.521648 del
>>521647
>pretty expensive
Is it fixable?
Do you have insurance that might cover it?


NEET 05/15/2022 (Sun) 04:06:53 [Preview] No.521649 del
>>521642
It is a lovely town.
I looked at houses there a few years ago.


NEET 05/15/2022 (Sun) 04:06:59 [Preview] No.521650 del
>>521647
Now you're going to have to spend the week getting quotes for new glass while the mongs sit in puddles of their own filth.


NEET 05/15/2022 (Sun) 04:07:18 [Preview] No.521651 del
>>521644
Rarely.


NEET 05/15/2022 (Sun) 04:08:34 [Preview] No.521652 del
>>521650
>while the mongs sit in puddles of their own filth
It helps build mong character


NEET 05/15/2022 (Sun) 04:09:29 [Preview] No.521653 del
>>521648
No, it was second hand, that's why I had to pick it up.
I took the leg/joiners off that the mirror sat on and it'd be pretty easy to fit another one.


NEET 05/15/2022 (Sun) 04:10:04 [Preview] No.521654 del
>>521650
I'm not helping.


NEET 05/15/2022 (Sun) 04:10:41 [Preview] No.521655 del
>>521633
minutes


NEET 05/15/2022 (Sun) 04:12:25 [Preview] No.521656 del
>>521655
How many glasses in are you?


NEET 05/15/2022 (Sun) 04:14:24 [Preview] No.521657 del
>>521641
> so looked for a deal without a drink
Smart move

>>521637
Well done. I did a bit more cleaning too. There are now spaces on the floor I literally haven't seen in months.

>>521645
Think it means I need to pull my finger out and use that rod I bought last November.


NEET 05/15/2022 (Sun) 04:15:20 [Preview] No.521658 del
>>521656
Just started. Only have 1 and 1/4 bottles for the night. Not monk fyi.


NEET 05/15/2022 (Sun) 04:16:22 [Preview] No.521659 del
>>521654
You say that now.


NEET 05/15/2022 (Sun) 04:17:21 [Preview] No.521660 del
>>521658
>Not monk

Not yet, at least


NEET 05/15/2022 (Sun) 04:18:15 [Preview] No.521661 del
>>521658
>Not monk fyi.
You say that now.


NEET 05/15/2022 (Sun) 04:18:59 [Preview] No.521662 del
Garn get some chinky, you neets want anything?


NEET 05/15/2022 (Sun) 04:19:42 [Preview] No.521663 del
>>521662
Bag of prawn crackers please.


NEET 05/15/2022 (Sun) 04:20:46 [Preview] No.521664 del
Officially putting off the weekend chores until next weekend


NEET 05/15/2022 (Sun) 04:21:29 [Preview] No.521665 del
>>521663
Nice one, full of healthy omega 3 fats


NEET 05/15/2022 (Sun) 04:23:11 [Preview] No.521666 del
>>521664
One step forward, one step backwards.
The stability of squalor


NEET 05/15/2022 (Sun) 04:24:46 [Preview] No.521667 del
>>521666
You can't hurt me with your fancy phrases


NEET 05/15/2022 (Sun) 04:26:22 [Preview] No.521668 del
>>521662
One spring roll thanks.


NEET 05/15/2022 (Sun) 04:27:56 [Preview] No.521669 del
>>521666
You say it like a bad thing.
The best anyone should aim for is to be content with their self and environment.


NEET 05/15/2022 (Sun) 04:28:52 [Preview] No.521670 del
>>521662
Yeah, burn the place down!


NEET 05/15/2022 (Sun) 04:29:34 [Preview] No.521671 del
"Healthy Fats" will be my rapper name (I'm executive).
Maybe spelled a different way for more street cred.


NEET 05/15/2022 (Sun) 04:31:36 [Preview] No.521672 del
>>521671
Healthy Fats sounds more like a band name than the name of a single artist


NEET 05/15/2022 (Sun) 04:33:38 [Preview] No.521673 del
>>521671
Helfy Phats, Professional Street Nigga


NEET 05/15/2022 (Sun) 04:33:53 [Preview] No.521674 del
>>521672
Are you trying to get in on my musical project? What instrument do you play?


NEET 05/15/2022 (Sun) 04:34:26 [Preview] No.521675 del
>>521673
>Helfy Phats
Yes!


NEET 05/15/2022 (Sun) 04:40:23 [Preview] No.521676 del
Why do I feel okay at the start of the day but get hit by the crippling depression at night time?


NEET 05/15/2022 (Sun) 04:40:45 [Preview] No.521677 del
>>521673
Perfect for him.


NEET 05/15/2022 (Sun) 04:43:20 [Preview] No.521678 del
>>521676
It sounds like sundowners for old people but Dr Google says it could even this
> Circadian Rhythm Sleep Disorders
https://my.clevelandclinic.org/health/diseases/12115-circadian-rhythm-disorders

Perhaps speak to someone more qualified.


NEET 05/15/2022 (Sun) 04:45:54 [Preview] No.521679 del
>>521676
Hope fades and the tedium of reality kicks in


NEET 05/15/2022 (Sun) 04:46:37 [Preview] No.521680 del
>>521674
I can sometimes make a whistling sound with the top of a beer bottle


NEET 05/15/2022 (Sun) 04:50:51 [Preview] No.521682 del
>>521680
my gape does this sometimes


NEET 05/15/2022 (Sun) 04:55:34 [Preview] No.521683 del
>>521681
These are the consequences of executives falling for healthy eating propaganda and not supporting their local fast food businesses


NEET 05/15/2022 (Sun) 04:58:13 [Preview] No.521684 del
>>521683
it is also another story detailing devious pajeets


NEET 05/15/2022 (Sun) 05:00:13 [Preview] No.521685 del
>>521684
Singh vs Patel is one of the truly great rivalries


NEET 05/15/2022 (Sun) 05:02:23 [Preview] No.521686 del
>>521682
You need a plug.


NEET 05/15/2022 (Sun) 05:05:21 [Preview] No.521687 del
>>521672
>>521673
Not when you spell it like that.


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Really wish I was a more social and likeable person bros


NEET 05/15/2022 (Sun) 05:07:31 [Preview] No.521689 del
>>521688
But then we wouldn't have the pleasure of your company


NEET 05/15/2022 (Sun) 05:12:10 [Preview] No.521690 del
Desire to afternoon wank.
Desire to consume instants.


NEET 05/15/2022 (Sun) 05:13:27 [Preview] No.521691 del
Having a coffee down at the marina bros


NEET 05/15/2022 (Sun) 05:15:08 [Preview] No.521692 del
>>521691
Lovely.
Find the gold now.


NEET 05/15/2022 (Sun) 05:15:14 [Preview] No.521693 del
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NEET 05/15/2022 (Sun) 05:19:11 [Preview] No.521694 del
>>521662
Got my chinky - mongolian beef, lemon chicken, fried rice. Also got a parking ticket. I'm such mong.


NEET 05/15/2022 (Sun) 05:22:20 [Preview] No.521695 del
>>521681
my gape does this sometimes


NEET 05/15/2022 (Sun) 05:22:39 [Preview] No.521696 del
>>521691
Nice, now go steal a yacht for the commune.


NEET 05/15/2022 (Sun) 05:24:23 [Preview] No.521697 del
>>521694
Where is the chinky image?

How much was the parkingg ticket?
Did you know you were doing an illegal park at the time?


NEET 05/15/2022 (Sun) 05:24:36 [Preview] No.521698 del
>>521694
expensive meal


NEET 05/15/2022 (Sun) 05:26:14 [Preview] No.521699 del
>>521697
$109
Yes, but I thought I was well away from where the parking inspector jews would be looking, and I was only there for a few minutes. They must know all the spots people are likely to park and strike like jewish cobras. Unbelievably fast.


NEET 05/15/2022 (Sun) 05:26:48 [Preview] No.521700 del
Just gonna have to go on a diet, and pay the ticket out of money not spent on food.


NEET 05/15/2022 (Sun) 05:29:24 [Preview] No.521701 del
>>521699
The Jew is three steps ahead of the likes of you m8.


NEET 05/15/2022 (Sun) 05:30:02 [Preview] No.521702 del
How many other NEET chads have never got a parking ticket or speeding ticket?


NEET 05/15/2022 (Sun) 05:30:41 [Preview] No.521703 del
>>521700
Wouldn’t have happened if you didn’t turn in your word and avoided the chink instead


NEET 05/15/2022 (Sun) 05:34:07 [Preview] No.521704 del
>>521702
Fatherbot used to chalk his own tyres up in the CBD to fuck with inspectors.


NEET 05/15/2022 (Sun) 05:34:25 [Preview] No.521705 del
>>521691
hijack a yacht!

YOLO


NEET 05/15/2022 (Sun) 05:35:45 [Preview] No.521706 del
>>521704
Based. I wish he were my fatherbot.


NEET 05/15/2022 (Sun) 05:40:26 [Preview] No.521707 del
>>521706
People that do that sort of think tend to be weird cranks.


NEET 05/15/2022 (Sun) 05:43:42 [Preview] No.521708 del
Huffing and swearing in frustration at the poor performance of the vacuum and the constant sensation of crumbs and other carpet debris under my feet.


NEET 05/15/2022 (Sun) 05:45:20 [Preview] No.521709 del
Did any of you NEETs see that story about the Chinese drone swarm technology?
They had them weaving through a forest full of trees.
I tell you the future is looking grim.
Comply with a totalitarian dystopia state or you will be hunted down.
Nowhere to hide with satellite tech. they will be able to get a thermal image of you wanking in the middle of nowhere and send the drones for you.
No-one will be left in peace. every person on earth will be brought into one huge system.


NEET 05/15/2022 (Sun) 05:47:21 [Preview] No.521710 del
>>521708
Clean your filter.


NEET 05/15/2022 (Sun) 05:48:39 [Preview] No.521711 del
>>521709
Chinks aren't gonna launch a military invasion of this country m8, they're doing a demographic replacement one instead - immigrate en masse, bid up house prices to a level where the locals can no longer afford to have families, and have our government help them and suppress any dissent.


NEET 05/15/2022 (Sun) 05:49:21 [Preview] No.521712 del
>>521708
Buy a decent one if you want one that werks longer.


NEET 05/15/2022 (Sun) 05:50:30 [Preview] No.521713 del
>>521711
We will all be brought under the system.
If not Chinks it will be our own government.


NEET 05/15/2022 (Sun) 05:51:04 [Preview] No.521714 del
>>521709
>Did any of you NEETs see that story about the Chinese drone swarm technology?
This one:
https://youtube.com/watch?v=Lr7L2t-svJQ [Embed]

From:
https://youtube.com/watch?v=Lr7L2t-svJQ [Embed]


NEET 05/15/2022 (Sun) 05:52:14 [Preview] No.521717 del
>>521714
Easily taken down with netting.


NEET 05/15/2022 (Sun) 05:53:32 [Preview] No.521718 del
>>521717
They could fly over or around any practical netting you could deploy.


NEET 05/15/2022 (Sun) 05:53:48 [Preview] No.521719 del
Ewoks defeated the Imperial Army


NEET 05/15/2022 (Sun) 05:54:41 [Preview] No.521720 del
>>521708
You need a better sucka.


NEET 05/15/2022 (Sun) 05:55:31 [Preview] No.521721 del
>>521702
I haven't but surely it will happen one day


NEET 05/15/2022 (Sun) 05:56:19 [Preview] No.521722 del
>>521708
Learn to embrace the filth


NEET 05/15/2022 (Sun) 05:56:38 [Preview] No.521723 del
>>521718
so go underground like the gooks did or into caves like the taliban did
at some point they have to send actual humans in after you or deploy massive weaponry which loses their public support


NEET 05/15/2022 (Sun) 05:59:08 [Preview] No.521724 del
>>521723
Technology will solve all problems. Underground will not save you. They will send the machines.


NEET 05/15/2022 (Sun) 05:59:11 [Preview] No.521725 del
>>521702
Only the ones too monged to get a driver's licence


NEET 05/15/2022 (Sun) 05:59:26 [Preview] No.521726 del
>>521719
All we have to do is get inside a star wars moofie and we'll be fine.


NEET 05/15/2022 (Sun) 06:00:17 [Preview] No.521727 del
>>521726
I am an Ewok posting from the planet Endor


NEET 05/15/2022 (Sun) 06:00:44 [Preview] No.521728 del
>>521724
Tex Walker will fuck them up


NEET 05/15/2022 (Sun) 06:01:31 [Preview] No.521729 del
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>>521719
Judy would have made an excellent ewok.


NEET 05/15/2022 (Sun) 06:01:41 [Preview] No.521730 del
I should be going for a run but I am going for a wank instead


NEET 05/15/2022 (Sun) 06:01:50 [Preview] No.521731 del
>>521702
You need to assert dominance and tell them to get back in their car.


NEET 05/15/2022 (Sun) 06:03:30 [Preview] No.521732 del
>>521728
Only one goal last night. ngmi


NEET 05/15/2022 (Sun) 06:03:52 [Preview] No.521733 del
>>521730
Could do both at once.


NEET 05/15/2022 (Sun) 06:04:09 [Preview] No.521734 del
Mopping done, waiting for that and the clothes to dry.
Should have taken an hour but took three because there was shit everywhere and I had to vacuum first.
Whole house now smells like a hospital; but at least I can finally use the laundry again after the REDACTEDincident


NEET 05/15/2022 (Sun) 06:04:54 [Preview] No.521735 del
>>521733
He'd finish too fast


NEET 05/15/2022 (Sun) 06:05:06 [Preview] No.521736 del
>>521733
Don't tempt me


NEET 05/15/2022 (Sun) 06:05:14 [Preview] No.521737 del
>>521734
Tell us more about this redacted incident.


NEET 05/15/2022 (Sun) 06:05:45 [Preview] No.521738 del
>>521730
Are you spying on me? Be honest.


NEET 05/15/2022 (Sun) 06:08:24 [Preview] No.521739 del
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NEET 05/15/2022 (Sun) 06:10:51 [Preview] No.521740 del
>>521737
There was incident in the laundry three months ago and the room was abandoned.
I'm sure many NEETs have a room that was abandoned.


NEET 05/15/2022 (Sun) 06:11:49 [Preview] No.521741 del
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Cooked prawn cheaper than raw prawn?


NEET 05/15/2022 (Sun) 06:12:47 [Preview] No.521742 del
Time is running out to do anything with my precious weekend


NEET 05/15/2022 (Sun) 06:14:01 [Preview] No.521743 del
>>521741
don't come on the raw prawn


NEET 05/15/2022 (Sun) 06:15:09 [Preview] No.521744 del
>>521741
Cooked stock is probably expiring fast.


NEET 05/15/2022 (Sun) 06:17:26 [Preview] No.521745 del
Might get a standard. Just one won't hurt.


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NEET 05/15/2022 (Sun) 06:18:10 [Preview] No.521747 del
>>521741
They last longer cooked iirc


NEET 05/15/2022 (Sun) 06:20:12 [Preview] No.521748 del
>>521745
Your standard should be permanent sobriety


NEET 05/15/2022 (Sun) 06:21:39 [Preview] No.521749 del
>>521740
Some of us live in abandoned rooms m8


NEET 05/15/2022 (Sun) 06:25:56 [Preview] No.521750 del
>>521745
At least get a longneck.


NEET 05/15/2022 (Sun) 06:26:41 [Preview] No.521751 del
>>521745
You're playing your game again.


NEET 05/15/2022 (Sun) 06:29:04 [Preview] No.521752 del
>>521751
I don't like it when he makes posts like this.


NEET 05/15/2022 (Sun) 06:31:12 [Preview] No.521753 del
>>521749
I've done enough bad home call to know just how bad things can get.

If I have to get my ACBN suit and my gas mask on I'll do it.
I've got enough industrial chemicals/petrol to cover up a local genocide and if given enough instants I can sedate the NEET and get it done in one day.
Though I get requests these services are not commercially available, and are reserved for bad home intervention


NEET 05/15/2022 (Sun) 06:32:04 [Preview] No.521754 del
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>>521745
>Just one won't hurt.


NEET 05/15/2022 (Sun) 06:32:12 [Preview] No.521755 del
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-10816111/AFL-Demons-star-Majak-Daw-charged-allegedly-driving-unregistered-car-suspended-licence.html
what is it with this ape and crime?
first he gets away with rape, then he gets away with a suicide attempt (a crime), and now he's going to get away with this


NEET 05/15/2022 (Sun) 06:35:18 [Preview] No.521756 del
>>521755
>Sorry we are not currently accepting comments on this article.
Woe.


NEET 05/15/2022 (Sun) 06:42:57 [Preview] No.521757 del
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NEET 05/15/2022 (Sun) 06:43:14 [Preview] No.521758 del
>>521755
That dumb white bitch that had his kid.


NEET 05/15/2022 (Sun) 06:44:40 [Preview] No.521759 del
>>521758
she'll pay the toll in due course


NEET 05/15/2022 (Sun) 06:45:22 [Preview] No.521760 del
Must feel nice walking into a butcher and buying a couple hundred worth of meat for yourself

Reminds me of the time at the old job one of the workers (a young qt receptionist) bought a whole butchered heffer and gave some (for free) to all the other employess except me.


NEET 05/15/2022 (Sun) 06:46:39 [Preview] No.521761 del
Seventy(70) megabytes for this shooting vid. It better be good.


NEET 05/15/2022 (Sun) 06:46:49 [Preview] No.521762 del
>>521755
>Demons star
>played literally zero games for the club


NEET 05/15/2022 (Sun) 06:47:11 [Preview] No.521763 del
>>521760
>to all the other employess except me
Thanks for reminding me about various parties, Christmas cards, etc.


NEET 05/15/2022 (Sun) 06:47:31 [Preview] No.521764 del


NEET 05/15/2022 (Sun) 06:48:05 [Preview] No.521765 del
I do not want to watch any shooting vids. Disgusting. Why do it to yourself?


NEET 05/15/2022 (Sun) 06:48:28 [Preview] No.521766 del
>>521755
Calm down webber. Don't you have better things to do?


NEET 05/15/2022 (Sun) 06:48:32 [Preview] No.521767 del
>>521762
Victorians are insane about that shit. Plenty of rich VFL flogs who played two or three games that got preferential treatment, business connections etc, for the rest of their lives


NEET 05/15/2022 (Sun) 06:49:55 [Preview] No.521768 del
>>521765
Given the shooter has cited BT as his inspiration, and it's all over the news, >>521761 wants to watch he doesn't get in trouble for downloading the video or posting about it.


NEET 05/15/2022 (Sun) 06:50:09 [Preview] No.521769 del
Good Afternoon MEEKs

HAS IGA DROWNED YET?


NEET 05/15/2022 (Sun) 06:50:54 [Preview] No.521770 del
>>521768
What's BT?


NEET 05/15/2022 (Sun) 06:51:02 [Preview] No.521771 del
Got my size 42 executive jeans(had to be taken up at the leg by mummybot) in the dryer. Garn watch the eags once they dry.


NEET 05/15/2022 (Sun) 06:51:23 [Preview] No.521772 del
>>521770
Don't play dumb


NEET 05/15/2022 (Sun) 06:51:39 [Preview] No.521773 del
>>521768
I am worried that this will lead to us getting kicked out of our (new) homeland like we did last time


NEET 05/15/2022 (Sun) 06:52:16 [Preview] No.521774 del
>>521771
You wear the same size as me, so you must be huge. It's also the last size the normal shops stock, so don't get any bigger around the hips.


NEET 05/15/2022 (Sun) 06:52:37 [Preview] No.521775 del
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NEET 05/15/2022 (Sun) 06:52:39 [Preview] No.521776 del
>>521756
Only when journalists are shielded from criticism from the public they're meant to be serving can real journalism begin.


NEET 05/15/2022 (Sun) 06:52:44 [Preview] No.521777 del
>>521774
webby?


NEET 05/15/2022 (Sun) 06:53:04 [Preview] No.521778 del


NEET 05/15/2022 (Sun) 06:53:12 [Preview] No.521779 del
>>521772
What's a play?


NEET 05/15/2022 (Sun) 06:54:14 [Preview] No.521780 del
>>521775
BT is a flog. Always bias commentating against my eags.


NEET 05/15/2022 (Sun) 06:55:59 [Preview] No.521781 del
>>521778
Yeah I got down to 116kg when I was on the health kick wagon. Since falling off I'm back up to 123kg. The jeans were starting to get loose before.

Do you have to get your jeans taken up too?


NEET 05/15/2022 (Sun) 06:57:05 [Preview] No.521782 del
>>521770
The new zealand mosque guy


NEET 05/15/2022 (Sun) 06:57:23 [Preview] No.521783 del
>>521781
Yeah, they need to take about 6 or 8 inches off the bottoms


NEET 05/15/2022 (Sun) 06:57:54 [Preview] No.521784 del
Does this mean the race war has finally started? I'm still working on my diet.


NEET 05/15/2022 (Sun) 06:59:15 [Preview] No.521785 del
>>521784
Many neets would not even be able to walk a respectable race distance


NEET 05/15/2022 (Sun) 07:02:49 [Preview] No.521786 del
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>>521755
>co-parents


NEET 05/15/2022 (Sun) 07:03:35 [Preview] No.521787 del
I bet Monk wears jeans with designer rips.


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NEET 05/15/2022 (Sun) 07:04:13 [Preview] No.521789 del
>>521786
That's a massive hand


NEET 05/15/2022 (Sun) 07:04:56 [Preview] No.521790 del
>>521781
>down to 116kg
Low quality posts


NEET 05/15/2022 (Sun) 07:05:16 [Preview] No.521791 del
https://www.tiktok.com/@ladyjunimo/video/7097737809632611630?is_copy_url=1&is_from_webapp=v1&lang=en [Embed]
OLIVE


NEET 05/15/2022 (Sun) 07:05:39 [Preview] No.521792 del
>>521790
Fuck off cunt.


NEET 05/15/2022 (Sun) 07:06:11 [Preview] No.521793 del
>>521763
This was no party or end-of-year Christmas gift giving. 2 years at that joint.

>>521768
>posting about it
>>521573


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NEET 05/15/2022 (Sun) 07:07:05 [Preview] No.521795 del
>>521793
>This was no party or end-of-year Christmas gift giving. 2 years at that joint.
Yeah. I was recalling five years of that shit in highschool.


NEET 05/15/2022 (Sun) 07:07:23 [Preview] No.521796 del
>>521792
HAIL TO TO DA PRINCE BABY!
Low quality posts


NEET 05/15/2022 (Sun) 07:08:15 [Preview] No.521797 del
I sense a wave of cringey pol-tier incel behaviour coming to the board


NEET 05/15/2022 (Sun) 07:08:51 [Preview] No.521799 del
That poor young woman never knew how close she was to being kidnapped, raped and murdered by a psychotic pillhead.


NEET 05/15/2022 (Sun) 07:08:55 [Preview] No.521800 del
>>521757
Beeussy


NEET 05/15/2022 (Sun) 07:09:42 [Preview] No.521801 del
>>521797
>incel behaviour
You know 99% of this board fit the definition of incel, right?


NEET 05/15/2022 (Sun) 07:09:57 [Preview] No.521802 del
Bleach doesn't kill mold. Vinegar does.


NEET 05/15/2022 (Sun) 07:10:15 [Preview] No.521803 del
>>521781
>back up
iktfn. I am not massive but still a bit fatter than I'd like to be. I got to 77kg for a bit before climbing back up to 82kg. I've had a bad run with it all the last few weeks and have hit 86kg. I was in the mid 90s during my mid teens. I don't know what changed but it just kind of went away. I can never really sustain the effort which is my issue. I'm thinking I might need to start keeping a food log or counting calories instead of just going off my intuition as my intuition is quite poor.
>>521790
Just fuck off if you are going to awful.


NEET 05/15/2022 (Sun) 07:11:21 [Preview] No.521804 del
That's not the real IGA btw. It's you-know-who upset at the lack of attention.


NEET 05/15/2022 (Sun) 07:11:24 [Preview] No.521805 del
>>521794
The videos rarely play properly for me when they are posted here. The audio ends up slightly out of sync with the video. Pretty sure this is just a browser issue.


NEET 05/15/2022 (Sun) 07:11:38 [Preview] No.521806 del
>>521801
Even the losers here at least use a prossie now and then


NEET 05/15/2022 (Sun) 07:11:59 [Preview] No.521807 del
>>521796
>>521790
Pretty sure this is nuro, not Stanley.
guess who won't get banned for impersonation?


NEET 05/15/2022 (Sun) 07:12:28 [Preview] No.521808 del
>>521801
Most of us don't behave like it


NEET 05/15/2022 (Sun) 07:13:10 [Preview] No.521809 del
>>521767
A lot of it is drug related, being famous means irregular conduct can just be shrugged off.


NEET 05/15/2022 (Sun) 07:13:44 [Preview] No.521810 del
>>521808
I feel the word has been weaponised and has become a favourite of left-wingers.


NEET 05/15/2022 (Sun) 07:15:32 [Preview] No.521811 del
>>521801
There is a difference between being sexless and buying into the incel ideology.
>>521806
Seeing a whore is worse than being sexless imo.


NEET 05/15/2022 (Sun) 07:15:38 [Preview] No.521812 del
That said, the recent use of the word 'groomer' by right-wingers is rustling a few jimmies.


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>>521810
There is some neet here that keeps calling me an incel because I haven't had sex. I suspect it is IGA doing it but I might be mixed up. He has been pushing the name "virginNEET" but it hasn't taken off.
I think most of the neets here are more interested in having gfs in the sense of a lover, not just the sex part of it. Maybe this is just my projection. The term incel misses that distinction.


NEET 05/15/2022 (Sun) 07:24:17 [Preview] No.521814 del
>>521807
Didn’t Stanley drown from all the 18.1


NEET 05/15/2022 (Sun) 07:25:41 [Preview] No.521815 del
>>521813
>He has been pushing the name "virginNEET" but it hasn't taken off.

Now that's a name I haven't heard in a long time


NEET 05/15/2022 (Sun) 07:28:17 [Preview] No.521816 del
I’m in paradise NEETs


NEET 05/15/2022 (Sun) 07:30:17 [Preview] No.521817 del
>>521813
Why does it bother you enough to bring it up?


NEET 05/15/2022 (Sun) 07:31:28 [Preview] No.521818 del
>>521812
It's apt and long overdue


NEET 05/15/2022 (Sun) 07:32:17 [Preview] No.521819 del
>>521813
Me thinks the NEET doth protest too much


NEET 05/15/2022 (Sun) 07:32:23 [Preview] No.521820 del
>>521816
Based.


NEET 05/15/2022 (Sun) 07:36:08 [Preview] No.521821 del
>>521817
We were discussing use of the term incel on the board. 90% of its use here comes from IGA. Obviously I'm going to make that comment.
>>521819
I've got the money to see a whore and yet I don't. There is nothing that IGA has got that I can't have. Nuro on the other hand at least had the ability to rape Alice when she OD'd on the mattress.


NEET 05/15/2022 (Sun) 07:37:10 [Preview] No.521822 del
The NEET soap opera returns


NEET 05/15/2022 (Sun) 07:37:59 [Preview] No.521823 del
>>521822
It never left.


NEET 05/15/2022 (Sun) 07:38:35 [Preview] No.521824 del
>>521822
Nothing but reruns with glitter around the windows of the broadcast with the occasional steam transition.


NEET 05/15/2022 (Sun) 07:44:50 [Preview] No.521825 del
>>521795
You went to parties during high school?


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NEET 05/15/2022 (Sun) 07:47:10 [Preview] No.521827 del
>>521825
Not him but I never did. There were parties in which pretty much the whole year level were invited and I wouldn't be. I don't think I've got bad social skills and I'm not ugly but people do just take an instinctive dislike of me for some reason. The curse of being a neet I guess.


NEET 05/15/2022 (Sun) 07:48:02 [Preview] No.521828 del
>>521827
I know that feel. Sometimes the parties would be held at the house next door but I still wasn't invited


NEET 05/15/2022 (Sun) 07:52:14 [Preview] No.521829 del
>>521828
We should have another movie night as a neet party. The Castle could be a good one.


NEET 05/15/2022 (Sun) 07:57:03 [Preview] No.521830 del
Parent just tried to ring me a few times. Couldn't bring myself to pick up the phone and answer. Nothing to say at this point.


NEET 05/15/2022 (Sun) 07:57:54 [Preview] No.521831 del
>>521822
Judging by IGAy reluctance to use his flag lately it seems like I won the sekret council judgment on the IJA question.


NEET 05/15/2022 (Sun) 08:00:33 [Preview] No.521832 del
>>521827
>There were parties in which pretty much the whole year level were invited and I wouldn't be
iktf bro


NEET 05/15/2022 (Sun) 08:01:35 [Preview] No.521833 del
>>521831
He's probably just trying to make it harder to ban him


NEET 05/15/2022 (Sun) 08:03:54 [Preview] No.521834 del
A bunch of the jobs I'm looking at say you need Australian work rights. Is it worth saying that I have them on my resume? I figure it would be obvious when I've got an Anglo name on my resume.


NEET 05/15/2022 (Sun) 08:04:16 [Preview] No.521835 del
>>521831
You were impersonating him just before.


NEET 05/15/2022 (Sun) 08:07:08 [Preview] No.521836 del
>>521834
No need to mention it if you're a citizen.


NEET 05/15/2022 (Sun) 08:08:19 [Preview] No.521837 del
>>521836
But should I say that I am a citizen or would they just assume that someone with a "normal" name would be?


NEET 05/15/2022 (Sun) 08:09:25 [Preview] No.521838 del
I hate this "Jora Local" thing. Fucking cancer.


NEET 05/15/2022 (Sun) 08:09:32 [Preview] No.521839 del
30 minutes incline walk on the treadmill. Sweating like a big fat poofter piggy. Ass cheeks began to chafe. Life ain't easy at 115kg.

>>521837
>would they just assume that someone with a "normal" name
Yes


NEET 05/15/2022 (Sun) 08:11:20 [Preview] No.521840 del
>>521839
Keep it up and you'll be 75kg in no time


NEET 05/15/2022 (Sun) 08:11:26 [Preview] No.521841 del
>>521839
>big fat poofter piggy.
They're promiscuous horn dogs.


NEET 05/15/2022 (Sun) 08:11:52 [Preview] No.521842 del
>>521839
>Ass cheeks began to chafe
Vaseline it.


NEET 05/15/2022 (Sun) 08:15:17 [Preview] No.521843 del
I love how it plays the ignorance card (ie. I'm so based and busy to spend all day here) yet it's so obvious that it does.


NEET 05/15/2022 (Sun) 08:16:38 [Preview] No.521845 del
>>521839
Cheers


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NEET 05/15/2022 (Sun) 08:17:10 [Preview] No.521846 del
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>>521839
Time to have a snack m8, keep your energy levels up.


NEET 05/15/2022 (Sun) 08:19:10 [Preview] No.521847 del
>>521843
Remember when IGA made /neetlyfe/ and nuro would spend most of the day posting there? You could make a post and within seconds it would reply and insult you.


NEET 05/15/2022 (Sun) 08:19:28 [Preview] No.521848 del
I walk for an average of 1-2 hours a day, almost always exceeding that 10,000 steps thing according to my phone, which may explain why even though I'm as heavy as fifo I still haven't had my first heart attack.


NEET 05/15/2022 (Sun) 08:32:29 [Preview] No.521849 del
Can we have a designated irc room on rizon or is that too redundant?


NEET 05/15/2022 (Sun) 08:33:04 [Preview] No.521850 del
>>521847
>>521843
These posts are shit. Stop posting


NEET 05/15/2022 (Sun) 08:33:38 [Preview] No.521851 del
>>521849
Isn't this place enough of a chat room?


NEET 05/15/2022 (Sun) 08:33:44 [Preview] No.521852 del
Feel like not all neets are keeping with the Neetbros/We are family theme of the thread.


NEET 05/15/2022 (Sun) 08:34:43 [Preview] No.521853 del
>>521850
Not nurgo's posts though?


NEET 05/15/2022 (Sun) 08:35:01 [Preview] No.521854 del
>>521852
Excess of steam posting.


NEET 05/15/2022 (Sun) 08:35:24 [Preview] No.521855 del
>>521848
>I walk for an average of 1-2 hours a day,
Well done neet very impressive.


NEET 05/15/2022 (Sun) 08:36:35 [Preview] No.521856 del
>>521852
A dysfunctional family is the only interesting kind of family


NEET 05/15/2022 (Sun) 08:36:41 [Preview] No.521857 del
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>>521849
Designated shitposting room


NEET 05/15/2022 (Sun) 08:45:28 [Preview] No.521858 del
>>521857
Will there be a steam section?


NEET 05/15/2022 (Sun) 08:46:22 [Preview] No.521859 del
>>521843
Its not even cringe anymore, its just kinda sad that it genuinely pretends, maybe even beleives that its based. He had a go at IGA for sitting at a computer screen drinking, but all it can do is ride around the beach drinking and taking codeine like an actual homeless person.
Even that photo of the guzman restaurant he only posted his bike which literally no one cares about. Every single other poster here would show the food, for Nuro its all about him though.


NEET 05/15/2022 (Sun) 08:51:01 [Preview] No.521860 del
This is actually a next level weather event. The beach has almost entirely washed away :/


NEET 05/15/2022 (Sun) 08:51:28 [Preview] No.521861 del
>>521853
It does not like being called out for its BS


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NEET 05/15/2022 (Sun) 08:53:30 [Preview] No.521863 del
>>521859
>all about him though.
You're absolutely correct. Even the beach shots are either the shitbox lancia or ebike 98% of the time. The other 2% are creepshots of children.


NEET 05/15/2022 (Sun) 09:07:48 [Preview] No.521864 del
Off to kmart


NEET 05/15/2022 (Sun) 09:09:42 [Preview] No.521865 del
>>521864
Bring me back a scented candle please.


NEET 05/15/2022 (Sun) 09:10:17 [Preview] No.521866 del
>>521864
4L wood glue thanks.


NEET 05/15/2022 (Sun) 09:12:25 [Preview] No.521867 del
>>521839
Good job NEET.


NEET 05/15/2022 (Sun) 09:19:45 [Preview] No.521868 del
I think that bug the Barber had on Thursday has caught up with me. If it is COVID I am dead.


NEET 05/15/2022 (Sun) 09:24:01 [Preview] No.521869 del
>>521868
Good night NEET. Sleep tight.


NEET 05/15/2022 (Sun) 09:24:10 [Preview] No.521870 del
>>521868
May Wizzy guide you to the dreamtime.


NEET 05/15/2022 (Sun) 09:24:15 [Preview] No.521871 del
Polished off a 200g pack of salad
Not sure how healthy it was with the 4 big tablespoons of mayo added.


NEET 05/15/2022 (Sun) 09:26:22 [Preview] No.521872 del
Sheeit that ending.


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NEET 05/15/2022 (Sun) 09:31:37 [Preview] No.521875 del
>>521868
>If it is COVID I am dead.
You may have an increased risk of dying compared to the average person, but it is still not likely.


NEET 05/15/2022 (Sun) 09:32:42 [Preview] No.521876 del
>>521868
It was nice knowing ya, neet


NEET 05/15/2022 (Sun) 09:34:26 [Preview] No.521877 del
>>521874
I wish I had the kind of life this peep seems to lead


NEET 05/15/2022 (Sun) 09:35:14 [Preview] No.521878 del
uber eats has the lizbef mcdolands delivery fee set at $19 at the moment, no places under about $12


NEET 05/15/2022 (Sun) 09:35:56 [Preview] No.521879 del
>>521878
You'd have to be a CEO tier executive to make that anywhere near worth it


NEET 05/15/2022 (Sun) 09:36:37 [Preview] No.521880 del
>>521878
Surge pricing.


NEET 05/15/2022 (Sun) 09:37:09 [Preview] No.521881 del
>>521880
bloody joke, considering the ridiculous markup they put on all the items as well


NEET 05/15/2022 (Sun) 09:38:05 [Preview] No.521882 del
>>521881
They know people will pay it.
Lots of lazy execs out there.


NEET 05/15/2022 (Sun) 09:38:17 [Preview] No.521883 del
I have fallen for the seductive taste of hot chippies a few too many times of late. Must return to the wagon.


NEET 05/15/2022 (Sun) 09:41:30 [Preview] No.521884 del
can you get RAT tests home delivered?
are they tax deductable?


NEET 05/15/2022 (Sun) 09:43:14 [Preview] No.521886 del
>>521885
although I like the way they quantify "to attend a place of work"
how about you make them tax deductable as a reward for not going out and infecting the general populace


NEET 05/15/2022 (Sun) 09:43:31 [Preview] No.521887 del
>>521878
Decisive Sir victory.


NEET 05/15/2022 (Sun) 09:44:19 [Preview] No.521888 del
>>521883
With chicken salt?


NEET 05/15/2022 (Sun) 09:52:34 [Preview] No.521889 del
>>521888
Not on this occasion, unfortunately


NEET 05/15/2022 (Sun) 09:53:34 [Preview] No.521890 del
piss and shid flavoured chips


NEET 05/15/2022 (Sun) 09:54:59 [Preview] No.521891 del
>>521890
Vile slanderer


NEET 05/15/2022 (Sun) 09:55:16 [Preview] No.521892 del
(887.62 KB 611x833 Untitled.png)


NEET 05/15/2022 (Sun) 09:56:15 [Preview] No.521893 del
Hot chips used to taste much better.
Used to go to the fish shop or charcoal chicken joint as a teen and get minimum chips. A couple of bucks for a massive serve. Great taste.
Now the price has gone up, and serving size and quality have both gone to shit.


NEET 05/15/2022 (Sun) 09:57:19 [Preview] No.521894 del
>>521892
Good to know the next generation is learning our ways


NEET 05/15/2022 (Sun) 09:57:24 [Preview] No.521895 del
>>521892
I wouldn't send them to a kebab shop there.


NEET 05/15/2022 (Sun) 09:58:38 [Preview] No.521896 del
>>521877
At the neet compound, you will


NEET 05/15/2022 (Sun) 09:59:41 [Preview] No.521897 del
>>521879
Holy shit, are they employing white uber drivers now?
>>521882
I know one neet who paid $100 surcharge today for some chinky


NEET 05/15/2022 (Sun) 10:00:02 [Preview] No.521898 del
>>521893
Yes. There are one or two places in northern Adelaide that have remained good, although the prices are extortionate.
The local fish shop is an abortion of a place for chips now. Cheap and plentiful, but absolute garbage.


NEET 05/15/2022 (Sun) 10:00:20 [Preview] No.521899 del
>>521896
I highly doubt the nameneets will allow a plebian like myself access to a window


NEET 05/15/2022 (Sun) 10:01:41 [Preview] No.521900 del
>>521897
>Holy shit, are they employing white uber drivers now?

I saw an aboriginal guy picking up an order for one of those delivery companies while ordering some chippies a few days ago. They must be paying very well indeed to make that happen.


NEET 05/15/2022 (Sun) 10:03:06 [Preview] No.521901 del
>>521898
They all use frozen chips now.
I don't know if they were hand cut in the old days. they might have been frozen then too. I don't know.
The cooking oils have changed I think. They use "healthy" seed oils now.


NEET 05/15/2022 (Sun) 10:03:19 [Preview] No.521903 del
>>521900
He was probably just a pajeet, and you mistook him. It is beneath a boong's dignity to work for a living.


NEET 05/15/2022 (Sun) 10:04:10 [Preview] No.521904 del
>>521901
They don't change the oil often enough and don't dedicate one fryer to chips and another to fish, so everything tastes the same.
Half the time they aren't drained properly so everything is soggy.


NEET 05/15/2022 (Sun) 10:04:23 [Preview] No.521905 del
>>521903
The working boongs I've known have all had pretty well paying jobs. Sometimes they land those boong-specific government jobs and earn a kingly wage for doing fuck all.


NEET 05/15/2022 (Sun) 10:04:28 [Preview] No.521906 del
>>521902
lol that is what I thought of too.


NEET 05/15/2022 (Sun) 10:05:03 [Preview] No.521907 del
All this guilt and anxiety. With me constantly.


NEET 05/15/2022 (Sun) 10:06:19 [Preview] No.521908 del
>>521907
Is there something you wish to confess?


NEET 05/15/2022 (Sun) 10:07:35 [Preview] No.521909 del
>>521907
Are you jewish?


NEET 05/15/2022 (Sun) 10:08:11 [Preview] No.521910 del
getting sleepy, but can't go to bed at 8. Need to stay up another hour or two.


NEET 05/15/2022 (Sun) 10:11:05 [Preview] No.521911 del
>>521910
I am going to bed now, but will probably lie awake in case I die during the night


NEET 05/15/2022 (Sun) 10:12:25 [Preview] No.521912 del
>>521911
what time do you wake up?


NEET 05/15/2022 (Sun) 10:12:44 [Preview] No.521913 del
>>521908
>>521909
No. I am just an ordinary person with mental illness.


NEET 05/15/2022 (Sun) 10:13:07 [Preview] No.521914 del
https://www.news.com.au/world/asia/chinese-president-xi-jinping-reportedly-suffering-brain-aneurysm/news-story/a4f9f877beb29cd2ee8c0ed6cca9c4d6
>The Chinese president, 68, reportedly wanted to be treated with traditional medicine rather than undergo major surgery after he was rushed to hospital


NEET 05/15/2022 (Sun) 10:13:47 [Preview] No.521915 del
>>521907
Have a wank.


NEET 05/15/2022 (Sun) 10:14:24 [Preview] No.521916 del
>>521911
Good night. Have the phone handy if you need to call an ambulance.


NEET 05/15/2022 (Sun) 10:14:55 [Preview] No.521917 del
>>521914
>treated with traditional medicine
Ground up tiger penis.


NEET 05/15/2022 (Sun) 10:15:34 [Preview] No.521918 del
>>521912
5ish, although lately I tend to stay there until 6


NEET 05/15/2022 (Sun) 10:16:00 [Preview] No.521919 del
>>521916
I'll just drive


NEET 05/15/2022 (Sun) 10:16:00 [Preview] No.521920 del
>>521914
Win some, lose some.


NEET 05/15/2022 (Sun) 10:16:05 [Preview] No.521921 del
>>521915
They don't help. They just make it worse.


NEET 05/15/2022 (Sun) 10:16:23 [Preview] No.521922 del
>>521918
big sleep


NEET 05/15/2022 (Sun) 10:16:28 [Preview] No.521923 del
>>521919
You may not be capable.


NEET 05/15/2022 (Sun) 10:17:30 [Preview] No.521924 del
>>521923
yeah well if asthma is that bad, talking to 000 is impossible too


NEET 05/15/2022 (Sun) 10:18:20 [Preview] No.521925 del
and your ghost sim means the ambalamps gets sent elsewhere


NEET 05/15/2022 (Sun) 10:19:24 [Preview] No.521926 del
you should just be able to text 000
>dying lol


NEET 05/15/2022 (Sun) 10:19:46 [Preview] No.521927 del


NEET 05/15/2022 (Sun) 10:20:32 [Preview] No.521928 del
>>521914
The sources seem kind of sketchy for this. This article sources The Sun, which sources some trashy SEA news site called ANI, which just says "media reports said"


NEET 05/15/2022 (Sun) 10:20:53 [Preview] No.521929 del
Looking forwards to neet comfy hour. I've found a new quality science channel.


NEET 05/15/2022 (Sun) 10:21:32 [Preview] No.521930 del
>>521928
yeah, although intelligence agencies also do this sort of shit when they don't want foreign governments to know just how deep their spies are placed


NEET 05/15/2022 (Sun) 10:21:42 [Preview] No.521931 del
>>521921
Have a binge.


NEET 05/15/2022 (Sun) 10:22:31 [Preview] No.521932 del
>>521926
Send them a cute MMS too


NEET 05/15/2022 (Sun) 10:24:37 [Preview] No.521933 del
>>521872
Tiktok videos are awful and only phonefags post them.


NEET 05/15/2022 (Sun) 10:25:15 [Preview] No.521934 del
>>521933
It's 2022, everyone is a phonefag


NEET 05/15/2022 (Sun) 10:30:46 [Preview] No.521935 del
>>521926
You can neither text 000 or get them online.
Increasingly people simply don't use mobile networks because the prices are a joke thanks to Telstra.
many houses just have VOIP, use skype or something.

I tried to text 000 because I was in an area with terrible reception, texts don't get chopped up like audio and you can send them repeatedly until they get through.

Despite all the money spent on EMS networks they are still shit, network security is crippling our country and Telstra's monopoly is squarely to blame.


NEET 05/15/2022 (Sun) 10:31:51 [Preview] No.521936 del
>>521933
I remain convinced there are undiscovered qts on tiktok.
>>521934
Speak for yourself normie. I only use my phone internet for neet council approved purposes, such as sites which have blocked my regular internet IP


NEET 05/15/2022 (Sun) 10:32:37 [Preview] No.521937 del
There has literally never been a good tiktok video posted here.


NEET 05/15/2022 (Sun) 10:33:16 [Preview] No.521938 del
We still haven't decided which neet is most likely to die of heart or liver failure next.


NEET 05/15/2022 (Sun) 10:33:20 [Preview] No.521939 del
>>521934
Get fucked normie.
>>521937
I've long been of this view


NEET 05/15/2022 (Sun) 10:34:06 [Preview] No.521940 del
>>521935
All mobile phones can call 000, even ones without a simcard in them.


NEET 05/15/2022 (Sun) 10:34:38 [Preview] No.521941 del
>>521932
000 Had to disable images after lifeline neet kept sending the nurses there unsolicited pictures of his organ


NEET 05/15/2022 (Sun) 10:35:07 [Preview] No.521942 del
>>521938
Probably me when the work qt turns me down


NEET 05/15/2022 (Sun) 10:35:15 [Preview] No.521943 del
>>521937
All the Olive ones are excellent


NEET 05/15/2022 (Sun) 10:37:08 [Preview] No.521944 del


NEET 05/15/2022 (Sun) 10:37:23 [Preview] No.521945 del
>>521941
Many such cases.


NEET 05/15/2022 (Sun) 10:39:57 [Preview] No.521946 del
>>521935
You dial 112 on any mobile phone, if there is reception on any network the call will go through.


NEET 05/15/2022 (Sun) 10:45:20 [Preview] No.521947 del
I wonder what the alpaca is up to right now.


NEET 05/15/2022 (Sun) 10:49:51 [Preview] No.521948 del
>>521940
but a lot of people don't have phones at home, they use their PC or tablet to VOIP.

And just because your mobile can try to call 000 doesn't mean they will receive you.
My reception is so bad that I can get a text through but a voice call will cut out after 5 seconds.
I leave nightmarish howling voice messages on people's phones all the time.


NEET 05/15/2022 (Sun) 10:52:27 [Preview] No.521949 del
>>521948
Text 106?


NEET 05/15/2022 (Sun) 10:54:36 [Preview] No.521950 del
>>521946
you didn't even understand what I wrote.
These are ruraltfag problems.

This is one of the few sites I can actually use because it requires so few resources, I can't even load NURO's high quality landscape/JB images.


NEET 05/15/2022 (Sun) 11:05:18 [Preview] No.521951 del
>>521950
>I can't even load NURO's high quality landscape/JB images.

Why even live?


NEET 05/15/2022 (Sun) 11:09:07 [Preview] No.521952 del
>>521950
You should get a mobile phone booster from your mobile phone provider. It sounds like you have enough reception and it could fix that issue.


NEET 05/15/2022 (Sun) 11:09:14 [Preview] No.521953 del
G'night neets

I hope you all sleep well


NEET 05/15/2022 (Sun) 11:10:56 [Preview] No.521954 del
>>521953
Good night NEET. Sleep tight.


NEET 05/15/2022 (Sun) 11:11:35 [Preview] No.521955 del
>>521953
Good night.


NEET 05/15/2022 (Sun) 11:13:50 [Preview] No.521956 del
Scented candle acquired. Got a back of mints on special (for some reason) for 3.50


NEET 05/15/2022 (Sun) 11:17:06 [Preview] No.521957 del
>>521956
>Scented candle acquired
I don't see it.


NEET 05/15/2022 (Sun) 11:23:31 [Preview] No.521958 del
>>521956
>Scented candle acquired.
Embrace it!


NEET 05/15/2022 (Sun) 11:24:58 [Preview] No.521959 del
disappointed we don't have any vocaroos


NEET 05/15/2022 (Sun) 11:25:06 [Preview] No.521960 del
>>521957
Smells delightful. The melt is salted caramel.


NEET 05/15/2022 (Sun) 11:25:38 [Preview] No.521961 del
Do you think we could pay olive to send olive-neet a special message for his birthday?


NEET 05/15/2022 (Sun) 11:26:15 [Preview] No.521962 del
>>521960
i'd prefer a maccas chocolate sundae scented candle, but salted caramel sounds good


NEET 05/15/2022 (Sun) 11:29:29 [Preview] No.521963 del
>>521960
Based.


NEET 05/15/2022 (Sun) 11:29:57 [Preview] No.521964 del
>>521960
Lovely. Romantic.


NEET 05/15/2022 (Sun) 11:30:37 [Preview] No.521965 del
Suffering the night time woes.


NEET 05/15/2022 (Sun) 11:30:42 [Preview] No.521966 del
Nighty night NEETs.


NEET 05/15/2022 (Sun) 11:31:04 [Preview] No.521967 del
>>521966
Good night.


NEET 05/15/2022 (Sun) 11:31:20 [Preview] No.521968 del
>>521965
Stay strong NEET. We are here for support.


NEET 05/15/2022 (Sun) 11:36:12 [Preview] No.521969 del
>>521965
what are your woes?


NEET 05/15/2022 (Sun) 11:36:45 [Preview] No.521970 del
I ate some curry for dinner and when I lie down my tummy is upset. Have to remain up right while it digests.


NEET 05/15/2022 (Sun) 11:39:01 [Preview] No.521971 del
>>521969
Behind in my career. Ronery. Large and not in charge. Regretting the boongery of the past 5 months. Should have stayed at the ecommerce job and just put up with it while working on my own projects at home. Just as the sage NEETs suggested. I was trapped in the goon haze.
Starting an afternoon shift wage tomorrow. Now I just wanna wank from home again. Woe, much woe.


NEET 05/15/2022 (Sun) 11:43:01 [Preview] No.521972 del
>>521970
Tumeric and ginger both help.


NEET 05/15/2022 (Sun) 11:43:10 [Preview] No.521973 del
>>521970
You trusted Pajeet.


NEET 05/15/2022 (Sun) 11:43:53 [Preview] No.521974 del
>>521973
I trusted a pre-made sauce. But I wasn't really hungry and shouldn't have eaten it.


NEET 05/15/2022 (Sun) 11:48:50 [Preview] No.521975 del
I wisher weber loved me


NEET 05/15/2022 (Sun) 11:51:45 [Preview] No.521976 del
>>521813
Pay for a hooker virginNEET


NEET 05/15/2022 (Sun) 11:52:59 [Preview] No.521977 del
Feeling better now after some positive thinking while cleaning up the kitchen.


NEET 05/15/2022 (Sun) 11:53:32 [Preview] No.521978 del
>>521975
He is not capable of love.


NEET 05/15/2022 (Sun) 11:54:00 [Preview] No.521979 del
>>521878
Scum fuckers. Daylight robbery.


NEET 05/15/2022 (Sun) 11:54:06 [Preview] No.521980 del
>>521974
>But I wasn't really hungry and shouldn't have eaten it
Many such cases. Woe to the glutton.


NEET 05/15/2022 (Sun) 11:54:36 [Preview] No.521981 del
>>521971
>Behind in my career
At least you have one. You do not need to be a high roller. The simple life is best.


NEET 05/15/2022 (Sun) 11:54:52 [Preview] No.521982 del
>>521977
That is good to hear.


NEET 05/15/2022 (Sun) 11:55:56 [Preview] No.521983 del
>>521956
That's heaps cheap


NEET 05/15/2022 (Sun) 11:57:24 [Preview] No.521984 del
Keep eating. Keep needing to eat more.


NEET 05/15/2022 (Sun) 12:00:01 [Preview] No.521985 del
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Spooky spider ran on me and I squashed him.


NEET 05/15/2022 (Sun) 12:00:58 [Preview] No.521986 del
>>521984
Fat piggy.


NEET 05/15/2022 (Sun) 12:02:02 [Preview] No.521987 del
>>521985
Well done.
I have seen several little spiders going across the wall at different times in the same spot recently.
I kill them each time but another one appears. There must be some sort of nest.


NEET 05/15/2022 (Sun) 12:02:18 [Preview] No.521988 del
>>521984
Air fryer addiction.


NEET 05/15/2022 (Sun) 12:03:27 [Preview] No.521989 del
>>521988
Fryers and gooners, hopeless.


NEET 05/15/2022 (Sun) 12:20:42 [Preview] No.521990 del
Just did a big piss and a big shit


NEET 05/15/2022 (Sun) 12:21:42 [Preview] No.521991 del


NEET 05/15/2022 (Sun) 12:29:38 [Preview] No.521992 del
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Transitioning to couch. 7am wakeup.
G-goodnight neetie


NEET 05/15/2022 (Sun) 12:31:55 [Preview] No.521993 del
>>521992
Good night ducko.


NEET 05/15/2022 (Sun) 12:59:34 [Preview] No.521994 del
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>>521987
>There must be some sort of nest.


NEET 05/15/2022 (Sun) 13:03:04 [Preview] No.521995 del
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Tonight's wank sorted


NEET 05/15/2022 (Sun) 13:05:51 [Preview] No.521996 del
>>521995
NK you boong.


NEET 05/15/2022 (Sun) 13:21:53 [Preview] No.521997 del


NEET 05/15/2022 (Sun) 13:32:22 [Preview] No.521998 del
>>521790
The real stanners would never say something so nasty to me.


NEET 05/15/2022 (Sun) 13:34:56 [Preview] No.521999 del
>>521998
He turned on Weber like a brown snake.


NEET 05/15/2022 (Sun) 13:35:05 [Preview] No.522000 del
Anyone ITT?


NEET 05/15/2022 (Sun) 13:36:20 [Preview] No.522001 del
>>521999
I hope thats not true. I put IGA on a pedestal compared to Buro.


NEET 05/15/2022 (Sun) 13:36:59 [Preview] No.522002 del
>>521996
>>521997
My favourite part is the festering pile of dirt on the carpet.
I wonder what it's made of and how long it's been there?


NEET 05/15/2022 (Sun) 13:37:43 [Preview] No.522003 del
>>522002
Her pussy and arse are both surprisingly clean.


NEET 05/15/2022 (Sun) 13:38:49 [Preview] No.522004 del
>>522003
Friction cleaning.


NEET 05/15/2022 (Sun) 13:41:10 [Preview] No.522005 del
>>522003
FIFO worker probably hosed her down at some point


NEET 05/15/2022 (Sun) 13:57:51 [Preview] No.522006 del
The pre sex hose down is all part of the boong sex experience.


NEET 05/15/2022 (Sun) 14:44:56 [Preview] No.522007 del
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NEET 05/15/2022 (Sun) 14:51:11 [Preview] No.522008 del
Might cook a second dinner


NEET 05/15/2022 (Sun) 14:53:09 [Preview] No.522009 del
>>522008
Did you get those chops for me?


NEET 05/15/2022 (Sun) 14:53:21 [Preview] No.522010 del
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NEET 05/15/2022 (Sun) 14:57:43 [Preview] No.522011 del
Heart burn


NEET 05/15/2022 (Sun) 14:59:38 [Preview] No.522012 del
>>522009
Suffering from involuntary vegetarianism.
I couldn't tell you the last time I actually ate a real piece of meat.


NEET 05/15/2022 (Sun) 14:59:46 [Preview] No.522013 del
>>522011
Too much goon.


NEET 05/15/2022 (Sun) 15:00:36 [Preview] No.522014 del
>>522012
You need to budget better.
Get the cheap cuts.


NEET 05/15/2022 (Sun) 15:18:01 [Preview] No.522015 del
Those ugly seppo possums should be banned.


NEET 05/15/2022 (Sun) 15:23:05 [Preview] No.522016 del
>>522014
nothing is cheap any more.
Chicken necks, lamb offcuts, chicken liver- even these have shot up in price.
I've started buying iron and vitamin B supplements because I can't afford red meat at all


NEET 05/15/2022 (Sun) 15:31:34 [Preview] No.522017 del
>>522016
I just eat food out of other people's bins.
Dumpster food is ok but it gets soggy and wet in the rain.
Found a whole pizza with only one cockroach in the box last week.


NEET 05/15/2022 (Sun) 15:32:49 [Preview] No.522018 del
>>522017
NK you boong.


NEET 05/15/2022 (Sun) 15:34:28 [Preview] No.522019 del
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NEET 05/15/2022 (Sun) 15:36:22 [Preview] No.522020 del
>>522018
It doesn't matter where the food came from as long as you can eat it.


NEET 05/15/2022 (Sun) 15:41:02 [Preview] No.522021 del
Almost 2am. Can’t sleep because of anxiety about not sleeping enough for the 9am induction


NEET 05/15/2022 (Sun) 15:44:03 [Preview] No.522022 del
>>522021
Never learn, fella.
Just put down your phone. Close your eyes, and don't think. Or think about not thinking. Don't be upset if you think, just think the thoughts away.


NEET 05/15/2022 (Sun) 15:44:04 [Preview] No.522023 del
>>522021
>the 9am induction
What sort of job is it?


NEET 05/15/2022 (Sun) 16:05:20 [Preview] No.522024 del
Made spagetti pajeetballs.


NEET 05/15/2022 (Sun) 16:09:17 [Preview] No.522025 del
>>522024
Your image didn't upload.
What is the recipe for this dish?


NEET 05/15/2022 (Sun) 17:16:22 [Preview] No.522026 del
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NEET 05/15/2022 (Sun) 17:17:24 [Preview] No.522027 del
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NEET 05/15/2022 (Sun) 19:44:44 [Preview] No.522028 del
Morning neetbros. Another day, another chance to do something with your life.


NEET 05/15/2022 (Sun) 19:49:01 [Preview] No.522029 del
>Ask HN: How to block Indian programming tutorial websites?
>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=31390129
Finally, something worth reading.


NEET 05/15/2022 (Sun) 20:21:48 [Preview] No.522030 del
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>>522029
Just parameter the search to exclude specific sites.
<programming tutorial -site:tutorialspoint.com


NEET 05/15/2022 (Sun) 20:28:43 [Preview] No.522031 del
>>522030
Yeah, but I don't want to type that for every low quality site every time I search something.


NEET 05/15/2022 (Sun) 20:29:10 [Preview] No.522032 del
>>522030
A question about endchan banners - can they be larger than 300x100 pixels?


NEET 05/15/2022 (Sun) 20:34:51 [Preview] No.522033 del
>>522031
Must be a way to add them automatically to search queries. Maybe with greasemonkey.

>>522032
Yes. /ausneets/ have several in different dimensions. Not sure about technical limits, it's moar liek aesthetics and proportions.
I would take care it looks fine on various devices. Or even one. For example /rapport/ has couple of banners which I find too large no matter the size of the browser window.
300*100 are just great. Also it's an art in itself to make such banner.


NEET 05/15/2022 (Sun) 20:38:35 [Preview] No.522034 del
>>522033
I'm not an artist. I've got some pictures I want to use that look bad when I shrink them down to 100 pixels in height.


NEET 05/15/2022 (Sun) 20:45:49 [Preview] No.522035 del
>>522034
>I'm not an artist.
You shouldn't worry about that, not one of us is.
>look bad when I shrink them down to 100 pixels in height.
Keep the 300px width then. Resize the image with keeping aspect ratio locked.


NEET 05/15/2022 (Sun) 21:52:49 [Preview] No.522036 del
>>521967
Thank (You)!

>>521971
>I was trapped in the goon haze.
Let it motivate you moving forward.

>>521974
>But I wasn't really hungry and shouldn't have eaten it.
Acquisition of additional feed.

>>521984
Filling the never ending gape.

>>521995
A fresh one.

>>522002
kek

>>522003
For now.

>>522017
EconomicalNEET.

>>522029
>[flagged]
Woe.

>W3Schools is not Indian.
Yes it is when they write names in the code, more for complex code examples that don't do as they state.

>>522032
>can they be larger than 300x100 pixels?
Banners can be 300x300.

>>522028
Good morning NEET.


NEET 05/15/2022 (Sun) 21:54:18 [Preview] No.522037 del
>>521960
Very nice, please water your plant.


NEET 05/15/2022 (Sun) 22:22:34 [Preview] No.522038 del
>>522028
>>522036
Good mornings


NEET 05/15/2022 (Sun) 22:28:12 [Preview] No.522039 del
>>522038
Good morning NEET.


NEET 05/15/2022 (Sun) 22:32:23 [Preview] No.522040 del
PayDay today, might treat meself to a pie and cobbee.


NEET 05/15/2022 (Sun) 22:36:52 [Preview] No.522041 del
>>522040
Grab me a zinger burgr please, I'll pay you back next payday.


NEET 05/15/2022 (Sun) 22:37:36 [Preview] No.522042 del
>>522040
From a good bakery?


NEET 05/15/2022 (Sun) 22:41:23 [Preview] No.522043 del
I get tired of these bitches come and get it for me
I get tired of these snitches you a fucking phony
You abide by the rules you think you're fucking tough
Better buckle up before I come and take the dub
You a sinner beggar hope that you're a swimmer
Time for demons see the water shining glimmer
Gotta feed the feeling like it when you bleeding
Got a feeling in my nuts you keep on meaning


NEET 05/15/2022 (Sun) 22:42:10 [Preview] No.522044 del
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NEET 05/15/2022 (Sun) 22:45:30 [Preview] No.522045 del
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NEET 05/15/2022 (Sun) 22:45:51 [Preview] No.522046 del
Another shooting at a market, 2 dead


NEET 05/15/2022 (Sun) 22:46:22 [Preview] No.522047 del
>>522044
Trust the needful.


NEET 05/15/2022 (Sun) 22:51:26 [Preview] No.522048 del
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>>522044
That's a salty in the pic. 9news is saying it was a freshwater croc. Much less aggressive and lethal than the saltwater crocs.


NEET 05/15/2022 (Sun) 22:52:51 [Preview] No.522049 del
>>522043
This the new song from Helfy Phats?


NEET 05/15/2022 (Sun) 23:05:11 [Preview] No.522050 del
>>522046
At least they have their right to possess guns to protect themselves over there.


NEET 05/15/2022 (Sun) 23:25:05 [Preview] No.522052 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=ITWXUiK5nHQ [Embed]


NEET 05/15/2022 (Sun) 23:31:17 [Preview] No.522053 del
>>522052
Garbage system.


NEET 05/15/2022 (Sun) 23:34:29 [Preview] No.522054 del
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When 4 BEANS isn't enough


NEET 05/15/2022 (Sun) 23:43:54 [Preview] No.522055 del
>>522054
Six beans when?


NEET 05/15/2022 (Sun) 23:47:18 [Preview] No.522056 del
Tired of bean counters like this. I want meat


NEET 05/15/2022 (Sun) 23:49:27 [Preview] No.522057 del
Nuro was once asked to sing a duet with Michael Jackson on the single Bad, but backed out because he didn't like the first line of the song.


NEET 05/15/2022 (Sun) 23:51:04 [Preview] No.522058 del
>>522046
America has between 50 and 100 murders every day, most of them committed by diverse-americans, not whites. A few guys getting shot in grocery stores isn't gonna make much difference.


NEET 05/15/2022 (Sun) 23:52:26 [Preview] No.522059 del
>>522058
>The actions of the Twitch user in question should not be seen as representative of all Twitch users, who are mostly peaceful. Above all, we cannot allow this tragedy to undermine our diversity, because diversity is our strength.


NEET 05/15/2022 (Sun) 23:57:19 [Preview] No.522060 del
>>522059
Emmett Shear should should he means business, and resign as CEO to make way for some 400 pound tranny negress to become the new head of twitch.


NEET 05/16/2022 (Mon) 00:10:26 [Preview] No.522063 del
needapoo.com hasn't been registered


NEET 05/16/2022 (Mon) 00:11:19 [Preview] No.522064 del
I missed that idubz boxing thingo


NEET 05/16/2022 (Mon) 00:12:09 [Preview] No.522065 del
>>522064
I doubt you actually missed anything worthwhile.


NEET 05/16/2022 (Mon) 00:25:08 [Preview] No.522066 del
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>>522036
>Banners can be 300x300.
Here, this one's 300x300


NEET 05/16/2022 (Mon) 00:26:46 [Preview] No.522067 del
>>522065
Especially since Sam Hyde didn't go


NEET 05/16/2022 (Mon) 00:34:09 [Preview] No.522068 del
>>522067
was he too busy with a mass shooting or something?


NEET 05/16/2022 (Mon) 00:36:12 [Preview] No.522069 del
>>522068
idoobz didn't want him there


NEET 05/16/2022 (Mon) 00:39:11 [Preview] No.522070 del
>>522066
I'll add that one but I think I might have been wrong, as 300x100 does look better for a banner.


NEET 05/16/2022 (Mon) 00:42:06 [Preview] No.522071 del
>>522070
We'll see if it shows up. It would be a shame to exclude such a magnificent shot of neet life based on aspect ratio.


NEET 05/16/2022 (Mon) 01:06:02 [Preview] No.522072 del
Induction complete. 3.5 hours until wage


NEET 05/16/2022 (Mon) 01:06:42 [Preview] No.522073 del
>>522072
Paid induction?


NEET 05/16/2022 (Mon) 01:07:05 [Preview] No.522074 del
>>522072
Make sure to get there early


NEET 05/16/2022 (Mon) 01:08:04 [Preview] No.522075 del
>>522072
Good luck Monk


NEET 05/16/2022 (Mon) 01:08:56 [Preview] No.522076 del
>>522063
The domain is backed up, try again tomorrow.


NEET 05/16/2022 (Mon) 01:10:09 [Preview] No.522077 del
Rent paid. Another fortnight of abject poverty.


NEET 05/16/2022 (Mon) 01:10:53 [Preview] No.522078 del
>>522073
Nay

>>522074
I will, 34 minute drive in peak hour

>>522075
ty neet


NEET 05/16/2022 (Mon) 01:11:01 [Preview] No.522079 del
>>522077
you did this to yourself remember
just buy a loaf of bread and eat a lot of toast


NEET 05/16/2022 (Mon) 01:18:46 [Preview] No.522080 del
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Snagged a few specials


NEET 05/16/2022 (Mon) 01:20:18 [Preview] No.522081 del
>>522080
Heeey baybee!


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NEET 05/16/2022 (Mon) 01:21:50 [Preview] No.522083 del
Hey Monk, you gotta wear the mask?


NEET 05/16/2022 (Mon) 01:22:12 [Preview] No.522084 del
>>522080
Cashed up stanners


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NEET 05/16/2022 (Mon) 01:23:49 [Preview] No.522086 del
>>522085
Good feels.


NEET 05/16/2022 (Mon) 01:23:56 [Preview] No.522087 del
Morning bros


NEET 05/16/2022 (Mon) 01:24:42 [Preview] No.522088 del


NEET 05/16/2022 (Mon) 01:25:21 [Preview] No.522089 del
>>522088
Coolio


NEET 05/16/2022 (Mon) 01:25:39 [Preview] No.522090 del
"Good Morning NEETs"

Slept in. Non productive Day. Probably will fuck of to Noosa after lunch...


NEET 05/16/2022 (Mon) 01:26:04 [Preview] No.522091 del
>>522087
Good morning NEET.


NEET 05/16/2022 (Mon) 01:26:11 [Preview] No.522092 del
>>522080
>soyco

checks out....


NEET 05/16/2022 (Mon) 01:27:19 [Preview] No.522093 del
le epic 4chan soy meme !!!!


NEET 05/16/2022 (Mon) 01:27:26 [Preview] No.522094 del
>>522090
Good morning NEET.


NEET 05/16/2022 (Mon) 01:28:23 [Preview] No.522096 del
>>522090
I don't get the cartoon again.


NEET 05/16/2022 (Mon) 01:31:37 [Preview] No.522097 del
>>522095
There is a highway but they want to build a tunnel underneath it or am I missing something?


NEET 05/16/2022 (Mon) 01:34:11 [Preview] No.522098 del
>>522096
I think maybe big governments bad and a comment about Russia if read left-to-right. Everyone loves Russia at the moment, even long-time neutral countries that didn't want to join the EU partnerships until recently.
>Sweden and Finland agree to submit Nato applications, say reports
https://www.theguardian.com/world/2022/apr/25/sweden-and-finland-agree-to-submit-nato-applications


NEET 05/16/2022 (Mon) 01:36:46 [Preview] No.522099 del
>>522093
it thinks soy is a meme

>>522094
marns

>>522096
its okay if your cerebrum cant handle pebble throw

>>522098
it s a meme on an edit of a meme. Its very meta.


NEET 05/16/2022 (Mon) 01:38:28 [Preview] No.522100 del
>it thinks soy is a meme

numo doesn't know how hormones work


NEET 05/16/2022 (Mon) 01:38:50 [Preview] No.522101 del
>>522079
Teeth looked a tad too brown in the car rear-view this morn. Might get 'em bleached.


NEET 05/16/2022 (Mon) 01:42:29 [Preview] No.522102 del
>>522101
>can't afford food this week
>lets get teeth bleached


NEET 05/16/2022 (Mon) 01:43:17 [Preview] No.522103 del
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suffering from those low energy feels right now


NEET 05/16/2022 (Mon) 01:44:07 [Preview] No.522104 del
>>522101
Be careful that the treatment isn't highly acidic and damages your enamel. Might be best to work for a while, then see a dentist who can do it safely.


NEET 05/16/2022 (Mon) 01:45:41 [Preview] No.522105 del
Might have a third energy drink, even though it's violating my limits for today


NEET 05/16/2022 (Mon) 01:46:00 [Preview] No.522106 del
>>522102
He has a right to want things that should be a universal right in this country (i.e., access to affordable/cheap dental services as needed). A persons dental health can impact other areas of their health.


NEET 05/16/2022 (Mon) 01:46:08 [Preview] No.522107 del
Fortunately there are no qts in my future, so no need to take care of my teeth.


NEET 05/16/2022 (Mon) 01:46:49 [Preview] No.522108 del
>>522105
Just stay under your daily limit for the day and you should be okay, unless that is your daily limit.


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>>522103
How did you sleep? I was asleep by ~3 and up at 7. Wage finishes at 10:30.


NEET 05/16/2022 (Mon) 01:50:46 [Preview] No.522110 del
>>522106
stained teeth isn't a problem requiring universal care


NEET 05/16/2022 (Mon) 01:53:12 [Preview] No.522111 del
Might unironically vote greens for dental and mental being included in medicare


NEET 05/16/2022 (Mon) 01:56:41 [Preview] No.522112 del
>>522109
I slept well by my standards, fell asleep around 9 or 10, woke up at 5:30.


NEET 05/16/2022 (Mon) 01:57:41 [Preview] No.522113 del
>>522111
You'll never get it. In the hilariously unlikely event that they get elected, they'll end up prioritising health care towards refugees, trannies and women.


NEET 05/16/2022 (Mon) 02:01:23 [Preview] No.522114 del
>>522103
Yeah its definitely a low energy day. If you are feeling down just think to yourself "At least im not IGA"


NEET 05/16/2022 (Mon) 02:05:36 [Preview] No.522115 del
The letters I,G and A are literally burned into it's pillbrain.


NEET 05/16/2022 (Mon) 02:05:44 [Preview] No.522116 del
>>522113
Their total percentage however shows that the public is interested in those kind of policies. A seat or more also gives the possibility to influence the ruling mob. Which is why I'm voting independent even though there's obviously no chance they'll form government.


NEET 05/16/2022 (Mon) 02:06:01 [Preview] No.522117 del
>>522109
>That image
If you only knew how good the peking duck is gonna be.


NEET 05/16/2022 (Mon) 02:08:08 [Preview] No.522118 del
>>522102
I bought food, it's the dental work I can't afford. Hence, 'might' as in it most likely won't happen.

>>522110
It should be in this day and age of vanity. Bad-looking teeth can impact your mental health to the point of suicide. We neets need all the help in hopes of catching a 2/10 qt.


NEET 05/16/2022 (Mon) 02:10:51 [Preview] No.522119 del
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>522090


NEET 05/16/2022 (Mon) 02:40:45 [Preview] No.522120 del
Feelin alright


NEET 05/16/2022 (Mon) 02:45:29 [Preview] No.522121 del
>>522080
good haul
I can never get meat on special


NEET 05/16/2022 (Mon) 02:49:36 [Preview] No.522122 del
Got that depressing feeling that I'm coming down with a head cold.


NEET 05/16/2022 (Mon) 02:49:49 [Preview] No.522123 del
I do not buy meat too close to its used by date.
I need to be at least a week clear.
The vile smells increase the closer you get.


NEET 05/16/2022 (Mon) 02:51:25 [Preview] No.522124 del
>>522122
bat aids incoming
>>522123
Me too. I'm very paranoid about food poisoning. I can't bring myself to buy any food that's on special because it's close to the use-by date


NEET 05/16/2022 (Mon) 02:59:01 [Preview