night

Spergo should hop the border and kill some ukranians for the lolz.

>>546373
Good night NEET. Sleep tight.

Got some paper towel folded twice and wedged up there to blot the seepage.

>>546374
They are pretty much an endangered species at this point. Their KIA is estimated at 60k which is incredible. He should hop the western border and start removing kebab in Germany.

>>546395
I only fold once, otherwise it is too uncomfortable.

Might shit in that neet's shower and frame his cat.

Wish I and monk were on a reed barge on the Tigris at night, slowly drifting down stream on the resin and looking at the stars.

>>546395
Wet bussy?

Monk how did the phonecall go?

Nighty night NEETs.

>>546404
Goodnight tiger.

>>546404
goodnight handsome neet

>>546376
In Return Of The Jedi

Wish I and monk were on tattooine so I could cut his head off with a light saver

>>546407
He died of dago bar AIDS

>>546408
>a light saver
I thought that was what it was called when I was a kid.

>>546409
>dago bar AIDS
lol many such cases in the 80s.

That’s no moon its webbers belly

>>546403
Didn't eventuate. Text with a love heart emoji will do until she arrives tomorrow

>>546413
Use bereavement as an excuse to go on a three day bender

>>546400
I'll think of that tonight in bed. Those cuboid white sandstone buildings beyond the shore reeds. A cheeky pinch of opium in the pipe, people bustling around during dusk dressed in those gowns I used to see in the christian cartoons I saw as a kid.
A nice change in my night time happy place which is currently the 3rd story open window Tunisian beach side flat.

Cruisey would have wanked off Zappa given the chance. Probably sucked F. Mercury’s AIDS dick too.

>>546416
I would guess yes to Zappa, no to Mercury.

Lunch time wage beers with the crew tomorrow

>>546416
>>546418
I would have lived in studio z and shared the crabs from the hippy chicks.

>>546419
Have a orange juice.

>>546419
Have a lemon squash.

>>546419
Have a lemon, lime and bitters.

Final sip.

Cobra's trolls have been going on grindr and chatting up men in Cobra's area and then giving them Cobra's address and telling them to come over for good time.

>>546425
Wagon tomorrow.

Fucking tempted to have a wank aye.

>>546426
lol maybe one will fuck him out of being retarted

>>546428
Is there a reason you shouldn't?

>>546428

go on then

>>546426
he can try out his magic wand dildos

>>546430
I'm trying to get myself off the porn.
It has become a really bad addiction for me.

>>546433
How many wanks a day?

>>546434
I'd edge for several days at a time on a bender. I'd still sleep at night but I'd just spend the whole day edging/drinking, gar bed, and then repeat it again the next day. If I just got it out of my system it probably wouldn't have been as bad. I'd easily get a good 10 hours a day. I was probably doing more than 40 hours a week quite easily.

>>546435
Sounds very weird and dysfunctional. Just have a normal wank like the rest of us.

>>546436
Honestly, I think my attempts to stop wanking was what got me into this mess. Obviously my lack of self-control and discipline was ultimately what did it but I've had this mentality of "I've already fucked up, in for a penny, in for a pound" sort of thing. It applies to drinking as well as the wanking. If I didn't make it a big deal I'd probably just have a wank like the rest of you. We all have our struggles I guess.

>>546435
>I'd edge for several days at a time on a bender. I'd still sleep at night but I'd just spend the whole day edging
you are an extremely tumescent neet

>>546436
Or a dolphin wank.

>>546439
dolphin wank?

>>546441
I am not qualified to remark.

>>546441
Its when the feet lock together and your legs and body move up and down in a dolphin-like motion.

Not in the mood to force one. Need a real life woman.

>>546444
chance would be a fine thing

>>546442
Your qualifications lie in other areas.

Shitey sent me a cryptic message through a network of trusted informants. He is on the path to become a Shaolin monk in rural China. I bet he has impregnated multiple women already and is looking for redemption.

>>546447
I wish him well.

anyone ITT?

>>546449
Ye

>>546450
what are you up to?

>>546451
About to go to bed NEET.

>>546452
have a good snooze my sleepyneet.

>>546453
Thank you.

Good night.

All these matches I get on dating apps won’t reply to me. I have nothing to say as an opener except for “how’s your week been?” Or “much on for the weekend?”
I’m undateable and out of touch. Woe

>>546455
just keep trying

>>546330
tfw 6330 is my postcode

>>546449
Oui.

How's your week been?

>>546459
Same old story. Smashing out the herding shifts while descending deeper into boong hell.
Yourself?

Went to bed at 8:30, woke up at 12:30, need to be awake at 5 to prepare mentally for work.

>>546459
Could be worse, I got offered a 5 hour shift yesterday which is nice.

>>546462
have a lay down mate and turn off the lights. Even if you don't sleep you will feel less like shit than if you stared at a screen til 5.
On a sidenote, why are ginger cats always mean bastards?

I'm getting on the wagon tomorrow. Fuck this shit.

>>546468
>>546468
cute

anyone ITT

>>546470
yeh

>>546471
what are you up to
listening to some tune I first heard in 2012 on triple j when I was night cruising in the early ams.

>>546472
lifting in my room and watching stuff on youtube

>>546473
>lifting in my room
do some side raises for some boulder shoulders

>>546474
I will, I feel like I put too much strain on my neck when I do them though.

>>546475
thumbs above pinky and you will be right

>>546473
10k?

>>546476
I mixed that up with the shrugs, those strain my neck for some reason.

>>546478
yeah fug shrugs
traps get worked from all the other lifts indirectly

Making my little sister savoury mince after work today. I love it when she asks me to cook her meals.

>>546481
you are a good brother.

mording

>>546405
>>546406
Thank (You)!

>>546426
I wonder if he has an secret admirers who will send him flowers and chocolate. He could at least bitch on a stream while eating them.

>>546435
>>546437
>a good 10 hours a day
> in for a penny, in for a pound" sort of thing.
Contemplating what harm another few hours could do.

>>546462
Sounds do-able.

>>546467
Based.

>>546468
Thicc.

>>546486
If it was a cold dark day, I can imagine it being like that for a child.

>>546487
I would be very angry if that was Mr Teddy.

>>546484
Good morning NEET.

>>546484
Morning NEET

>>546488
Morning.

>>546489
>>546490
Good morning NEETs.

7 minutes

>>546484
>>546488
>>546489
>>546490
>>546491
morning neets. Need to get charged up with mondsters and go for a long walk this morning

got 2 cans of mondster from woolies and a sausage mcfuggin meal with a small flat white
need to write that report today, no ascuses

>>546493
Good morning NEET.

Good luck.

>>546494
You should go for a walk with that other NEET too.

>>546495
>You should go for a walk with that other NEET too.
got report to write

4 minutes

Third time I think she is hoping to drown for good
>Dramatic video shows unconscious US synchronised swimmer Anita Alvarez being dragged out of Budapest pool by her coach after fainting in water - as footage emerges of her being pulled to safety in a similar incident last year
>>Fuentes later revealed Alvarez stopped breathing for 'at least two minutes' during the ordeal following her performance in the women's solo free event.
>>'I tried to wake her up. Well, I slapped her and opened her jaw. But the truth is that until after we got to the emergency room, she did not breathe for at least two minutes,' Fuentes said during a Spanish-language interview last night.
>>The US coach, who was critical of lifeguards after the near-tragedy, had said last night a decision on whether Alvarez would swim in the free team finals tomorrow would be taken on medical advice. But today the 39-year-old mum-of-one said Alvarez was determined not to abandon the World Championships.
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/sportsnews/article-10945501/Dramatic-video-shows-unconscious-synchronised-swimmer-Anita-Alvarez-dragged-pool.html

How American is this
>Father, 41, sentenced to life in prison for 2014 hot car death of his baby son has conviction OVERTURNED because jury 'unfairly' heard he was sexting 16-year-old girl and was cheating on his wife
>>Now that murder conviction has been overturned after Georgia Supreme Court ruled evidence of sex crimes committed by Harris may have influenced the jury
>>Justices also argue prosecutor's presented 'a substantial amount of evidence to lead the jury to answer a different and more legally problematic question: what kind of man is (Harris)?'
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-10942285/Murder-conviction-overturned-Georgia-hot-car-death-case.html

>>546496
I would like to know when you have finished it.

>>546500
I'll start in a minute after I post some Pepes

She might be available on the market for any lonely NEET
>Bikini model's BIG night of fraud at the Hilton: How footy star's unrepentant daughter lived it up in a $1,544 luxury hotel room... but came undone when victim noticed a suspicious line on her credit card bill
>>The comments below have not been moderated.
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-10944459/Stevie-Bamford-Bikini-models-BIG-night-fraud-Sydneys-Hilton-Hotel.html

>>546502
I can see myself in all those Pepes.

>>546503
Poor plane and Pepe in the corner.

>>546506
Delightful.

>>546506
kek

>>546508
I think it's gone now. Woe.

>>546511
It is now many such cases.

>>546515
Joslin's on 🔥 today

>>546516
feisty joondalup boongette

Can't say it's been a big difference pages load slightly faster, would be good for those that torrent a lot.Think I will stick with my 100/40 plan and save the extra $50 month.

>>546518
Good morning NEET.

>>546519
I switched down to 50/20 plan for the same reasoning. I have my computer on most of the day and just let the files download during that time. The need for burst speeds or ongoing congestion issues are not a concern for me.

>>546521
Same. I reckon 50/20 is enough for one NEET.
If you are in a home with multiple people all doing HD streaming at the same time then that is another matter. Faster plan then.

just sold (2) evation drive units and batteries

just profitied $1200 before brunch

https://youtube.com/watch?v=v2kV6pgJxuo [Embed]

>>546523
Thought that was a Sam Hyde video.
What markup are you putting on retail items to get that much profit?

https://www.bodyandsoul.com.au/relationships/i-married-my-second-choice-and-im-glad-i-did/news-story/12976c19fb243498973cf8aa91c5b0fa?nk=971229cf3b772616c08e71ae4d1a4721-1656025588
AFBB in action

>>546521
I only wanted to try it as Exetel now offers 5 free days of speed boost a month, so what little torrents I do I'll save for those days.

>>546524
I got certified Nigga i got access to wholesale and i am simply selling ar RRP

>>546409
kekked
>>546410
me too! Also a life saver.
>>546518
morning nuro
>>546494
pentesters should not have to write their own reports, this is one good use for third world or female labor
>>546523
garn upgrade the disabled dunny from the profits? It would look lovely with a lavender colour scheme.

need coffeez. need breakfast

>>546522
Exactly, when people are home using the internet I just cap the download at 2mb/s and then uncap it when they are gone. No problems. I was paying TPG jew for
>100/40 plus $10 home phone per month for unlimited locals only

Those jews wanted $10 extra to keep that speed or drop down to 100/20. I dropped further down to 50/20 and removed the home phone payment to PAYG.

>>546527
Good idea.

might crack a mondster at 9am and start that report

>>546525
>As told to Shona Hendley
Jana and Nadia must be concerned with such an opener.

>>546529
>this is one good use for third world or female labor
I think they might want to be able to understand his finding. I doubt either group convey what he wanted to say correctly or even near correctly.

Any more votes for the movie tonight? The list is here: >>545898

>>546536
Have you seen hellraiser?

>>546537
no

Possum won't let me watch anything higher than PG rated.

>>546538
Me neither
>>546539
PG=Possum Groomed?

>>546539
I think he made the right decision NEET.

>>546535
Deconstructing Harry.

>>546530
left my coffee mug outside. neighbours are out there. can't collect.

>>546542
Let's see if manhattan is a big crowd pleaser first.

started that report but need a big shid now

>>546545
The Company pays what it must for the report, as the NEET big shids as he must.

Who do you do your tax through Weber?

>>546545
>take picture of big shid
>run the picture through OCR
>use output as report
Problem solved

>>546546
You mong'd up your own meme.

One of you NEETs need a shower. You stink like poo.

$365 to get a couple new keys cut because Misso lost them.

>>546544
That's not how this works. The last one wasn't.

>>546551
Wtf? $20

>>546547
Just H&R Block. Why?

>>546554
I want someone to help me claim all my lunch meetings.

>>546555
You need a proper tax accountant then. I doubt H&R will help much

>>546556
That's what I was thinking.
They'll all claim to be top notch but that's just to drum up business.
The one I got last year was okay but stuck to the rules too much.

>>546555
Quick google suggests the ATO considers lunch out “entertainment” and not really claimable

Need to go wash my underlings before today's lunch meeting. Got a dinner one too where the herders will expect me to pay.
The mongs show them my invoices I think.

>>546558
The ATO provides rough guidelines.

>>546550
experienced neets know to let their underwear soak up some urine to cover up the poo smell

I'd just get $2 pies if it weren't for meetings.

>>546561
I prefer the savoury stank to the spicy one.

>>546559
How do they wash the mongs at the mong compound? Do you have a pressure sprayer?

Coffee cup collected. Big boy pants are on.

>>546559
Why do you keep dining out with them?

shid finished
back to repording

>>546564
Maybe at monks but at ummpty we use soap free wash, velvet sponges and giggling asians.

>>546568
two bucket method?

KingCobraJFS is live, and chillin

https://youtube.com/watch?v=kVsTeGJQBBc [Embed]

>>546551
A car key, as those cunts can be expensive?

If it is a new car, make sure you always have a back-up key stored. If you lose the car keys for those new press start cars it can be thousands, as they need to take it back to the dealer and the dealer needs to talk to the manufacturer to get the codes to do a hard reset. Plus break into it and it needs to be towed there.

>>546565
>>546567
Based.

>>546568
>and giggling asians.
Phuic Moi work there?

>>546570
Jesus I liked the nature photograph and then that Mong just appeared shirtless, fuck.

>>546574
Imagine claiming hundreds of those for business expenses, that would get you flagged for an audit.
<I was just polishing my mongs... um, er... clients

>>546567
I want it on my desk by midday!

>>546559
Bossman livin' his best life.

>>546577
You can have it at 4.59pm

>>546579
No doubt in my mind that is how it would end. Happy mongs, happy bossman.

>>546575
he is primal in his sexuality

>>546580
Only the big funded ones would get that added protection to ensure their longevity.

>>546583
Please do not post jump scare images, they scare me.

>>546583
He mustn't each much, cos he's not particularly fat.

Thinking bout BWS.

>>546587
Big Webby Shids

>>546588
NFT my smart contract!

Back at the old wage they'd buy us Subway for lunch every Friday. And whenever we had to come in early we'd get breakfast supplied. I always got the bacon egg and mushroom boig. They were the best employer I've had and I fucked it all up like everything else I do.

https://www.news.com.au/technology/online/social/suffering-new-senator-ralph-babets-whinge-about-200k-payday/news-story/b7f66f633b94e1eba6d23ce7ee988644
cliev actually got one over the line

>>546591
Wasn't the job garbage though? That's why you quit in the first place? I mean it seems your current job is garbage too...

>>546591
It's claimable if the business serves simple/"finger food" onsite for meetings, which is probably how they claimed subway platters.

>>546591
But at what cost did that food come at?

Places like Google for example may offer a great range of facilities and perks, but would rather have a higher pay or have access to those perks?

>>546593
He has an attitude that is not commensurate with his skill level.

>>546592
But it was Cliev, how will I rub tummy now?

>>546595
>but would rather have a higher pay or have access to those perks?
google SSEs and senior devs are pulling near $300k on top of those free meals

>>546596
I dunno. I've heard of jobs where you do nothing are kinda common especially in IT and that they're actually hell.

Didn't go to jsp appointment. Called a couple days later saying "blah blah depressed and stuff". Said I'd come in the next day. Didn't. Got to call them again. Love this rollercoaster.

really digging this response

>>546600
My thingo person got home from work and realised she forgot to reschedule my appointment to a phone one and went back in at like 7pm.

>>546603
They do meetings after 5pm?

>>546600
>>546600
>>546600
imagine being such a deadshit you cant show up to some pissy JSP appointment

thats literally boong terrritory

>>546598
Yes, I agree at the top end of the spectrum it is lucrative. At the lower end, I can imagine there are companies that offer better remuneration packages for lower level staff. People work at Google for clout, but I would rather more cash in my pocket than stock options, perks and other crap they offer.

>>546600
Based.

>>546601
Hearty kek, I cackled.

>>546604
No, she moved my in-person appointment from 11 to a 2:45 phone appointment. She didn't want me going in for no reason.

>>546605
Imagine pretending to be staying in Noosa on an imageboard.

>>546593
>current job
I'm a true NEET. Job was fine. Worked there for 2(two) years. But that period was when I descended into an booser.

>>546594
>>546595
It's sorta like giving a treat to a dog after it performs a trick for you. I did get a couple small pay rises though, and a couple good end-of-year bonuses including a baby Weber bbq.

>>546602
I hope you paid with a good bank card, I would consider contacting them to begin the charge back even if it before the charge back process period starts. Look up UPS policy for returning undeliverables packages and show that them too telling them it is a scam, as I think they give it 3 attempts before returning it (I may be thinking of another company though). DHL will hold packages for about a fortnight, so even that period is coming close to ending in terms of a company that gives an actual fuck even though they are UPS.

>>546611
>bbq
glad you clarified

>>546611
You were complaining about there being no ticket system or something and it had to be done through email. Was that just an excuse?

>>546612
I paid with PayPal, so I'll be OK as far as getting money back eventually.
The second I see an tracking update that suggests it being returned to sender I'll kick that off.

>>546612
>even though they are UPS.
*I mean your package is with UPS, who are not as nice.

>>546605
universally

>>546616
I paid $530 USD for shipping, which should have more than covered getting it here and any import duties etc. FedEx would have had it in my hands within 48 hours for that sort of coin.

>>546611
>a dog after it performs a trick for you.
The company you worked had an okay corporate culture and that is important, as there are cut throat companies out there that wouldn't tolerate bullshit (i.e., micro-manage you with performance reviews). It is a balance between what you can get for a job and what you want from a job, as I would like perks but they are not my main priority.

>>546608
She probably went on to get the guy fired.

>>546613
kek

>>546614
huh? you got me confused with someone.

>>546615
>it being returned to sender I'll kick that off.
Please be rude not to the Customer Service agent but to the seller. The seller will try to blame you for it, even though it is entirely their fault not lodging the paperwork as all those companies will never talk to the sender.

>>546617
chink lolcow !

>>546618
>I paid $530 USD for shipping
Fuck, I would paid Shipito the money to consolidate it into a smaller box with better packaging and fill in the paperwork (they will do it at a high cost too). I had done that before when a seller got greedy with international shipping.

>>546621
>huh? you got me confused with someone.
You're not Monk?

>>546620
Typical women.

>>546622
I will try and be nice to the PayPal person. We're talking a bit over $2300 AUD all up, so they should appreciate I might be a little het up.

fucking school holidays

>>546625
no

>>546630
already? didn't they have half of april off with easter and shit?

>>546566
Part of the package.

>>546569
Three, it can get messy.

>>546633
forgot the rim bucket

>>546635
meant for >>546634

>>546571
For a car, not a push button one though.

>>546637
I hope you slapped her.
Saw this scene last night: https://youtube.com/watch?v=FHIf7qXuk8g [Embed]

>>546637
Did you get it direct from the manufacteror sometthing?

>>546639
RAA, with a $40 discount.

>>546640
Yikes. Why didn't you go to a key cutter?

I hate thick makeup.

Neets need help. Will someone help me find this guy named Jesse Alan Whitaker? Last known residence was in Puyallup Washington. It is important for my records. I have looked it appears he disappeared.

>>546643
He came to us first, we have given him our word.

Palindromical get for thick NEETs in mock cream.

>>546565
Well done.

Feeling a sensory overload. Too much happening at once. Can't turn it off. SO many tabs open. So many news articles to read. Too many videos to catch up on on Youtube.

>>546644
Jesse is the love of my life. I am broken without him.
Biology Of A Cell

https://ur.booksc.eu/book/14364961/688ceb

Carcinogenesis

https://ur.booksc.eu/book/29022491/688ceb

Here heal the vampires.

Tell him the Holy Spirit gave you this. He knows who I am.

>>546647
Stop for a moment, close your eyes and breath for a few deep breaths. Open your eyes and write a list of what needs to be done then prioritised in an order. Work from that list.

>>546648

Q: Are you winning son?

A: Yes BIS/BANKOFIRELAND/UN/VATICAN/FEDERALRESERVE/NATO all registered in my name.

Him: "That was for Jove!"

Me: The above comment of mine was for healing.

Him: "Imagine thinking glasses aren't cute"

Me: IKR!

Him: "Some people are just worth fighting for!"

Me: "So true."

>>546650
I love you Vashti!

Goodbye....

https://www.kidspot.com.au/news/my-12yo-boy-was-calling-a-girl-the-most-vile-names-so-i-taught-him-a-lesson/news-story/07cfdf5e03331e24499cb5b4bc081938
this boy needs to be taken away from his abusive mother

>>546652
He learned that behaviour from somewhere and it is probably from the home environment.

>>546653
all that shit about him disrespecting ANY female is disrespecting HER is serious headcase shit

Hungry. Didn’t have breakfast

>>546523
Well done Nuro. Big sales.

>>546655
What's for lunch NEET?

>>546657
Beers and burgs, managers shout

>>546528
>I got certified
Congratulations.

>>546658
>Tastes pretty darn good.jpg
Viet Copi doesn't have the same ring as Viet Basa.

I didn’t think it was necessary to jail all Victorians but rules are rules.

I always got barbecue sauce on the bacon egg and mushrooom boig. Need to find that bakery for nostalgia sake.

>>546661
I thought carp was largely inedible. Tasted like mud or something.

>>546659
Lucky NEET.

>>546666
you forgot the last few threads

>>546664
I might be wrong, but I think it is Viet Basa is similar to Carp but different speicies. I believe from what I read it can be classified as the same:
> They are often labelled in North America and Australia as "basa fish", "swai",[3] or "bocourti".[4] In the UK all species of Pangasius may legally be described as "river cobbler", "cobbler", "basa", "pangasius", "panga", or any of these with the addition of "catfish".
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Basa_(fish)

I know it often cooked with fragrant herbs and spices, which is probably why to overcome that taste.

>>546535
>tonight
You left it too late. Attendance likely will be poor.

Fuck Wizzy, none of the shit he says ever happens

>>546667
Regina poster kept stealing my spot

we didn't get an annie post this thread either

Alien Spider Farm

bet numo is lying about those sales
>gets "certified"
>the very next morning only hours in sells 2
doesn't add up

>>546605
Don't get uppity Nuro. You are only just out of the gutter yourself. It is not a long way back.

>>546677
Motherbat always said to be nice to the people you meet on the way up because they'll be there to greet you on the way back down.

>>546627
>$2300 AUD all up
What is this expensive item?

Ok, womboflix will be streaming Blade (1998) at 7 pm AEST tonight. We may stream Manhattan or Hellraiser on Saturday if the neets who wanted them are available then.

>>546645
Well got.

>>546679
bosch evation drive unit (2)

>>546678
More based motherbat advice.

>>546680
I should be there, thank you.

>>546675
Don't shake my faith in Nuro please NEET.
He is one of the pillars that holds up my existence.

>>546680
I will be unable to attend. I do not have the bandwidth to stream, even a 360p is too much.

>>546652
Single mother cunt blaming her son for his acting out behaviour instead of taking responsibility for what she has done to him by depriving him of a relationship with his father.
In a few years he will be old enough to start hitting her. Maybe by that time she will have made him so co-dependant with her that he will not be able to bring himself to do it. A shame.

>>546686
>even a 360p is too much.
Are you using 3G, or just shit 4G connection?

I use 3G on my phone as it is always connected to via WiFi and I do not need speed from 4G when not connected to WiFi. But it is slow compared to 4G.

>>546688
The phone says 4G. It is not very good though.

>>546686
We'll make one of the lesser NEETs provide you with scene-by-scene updates here.

>>546689
>The phone says 4G.
Unless you have really shit reception, you should still be able stream 480p. I have done it with 4G with half strength reception (shown on the phone, not all accurate). It might be worth complaining to your provider to milk some extra downloads or a discount for your plan.

>>546679
two interior door panels

>>546687
The kid also didn't do anything wrong. Telling a girl she is ugly and he doesn't want to see her at school is just factual information.

BCF Victor Harbor gave me a $10 voucher.

>>546695
Catching much lately?

>>546696
releasing lots of blind mullet

>>546692
>two interior door panels
We will want to see the photos of them and the installation please. If they ever arrive.

>>546693
He should not have said anything at all unless the girl was bothering him and wouldn't stop.

>>546700
he should plant drugs in her school bag and get her expelled

>>546695
They are trying to lure you back.

>>546702
I might not take the bait.

nigga done this a few times...

>>546698
Too small or you don't like the taste?

>>546705
I really don't like the taste.
A blind mullet is a poo, NEET.

>>546704
True excellence.

>>546706
did not realise

>>546714
I just opened a stout.

>>546715
halfway through bottle no.1

>>546716
I'm rewarding myself for opening MS Word to do that report

>>546715
coopers yellowtop?

>>546719
yeah boi

>>546716
19 crimes?

>>546721
Vile swill

wonder if monks on the standards

>>546723
I bet he was very boorish at lunch.

Might try slow-roasting this chicken overnight.

>>546721
no crimes committed today
yet

>>546725
What temperature?

>>546727
about 20 degrees Celsius

>>546728
I vaguely recalling that Heston nutter slow cooking a chicken with the oven set at 60 degrees C for about 3 days.

>>546727
32C, like a brisk Summer's day

>>546729
Sounds like a good way to get food poisoning.

>>546731
yeah, it's idiocy

>>546704
Noice.

>>546669
Womboflix projectionists are dedicated professionals who do their jobs regardless of what the masses think
>>546684
Thank you neet. We appreciate your patronage.
>>546686
Not good enough. I expect a note from your mummybot explaining your absence, or else.
>>546701
Imagine if the teachers just took the drugs and smoked them instead

>>546729
Never liked that fella. He's wierd lookin

https://youtube.com/watch?v=1Kq8k7yTr8Y [Embed]

>>546632
Nurolickinghischops.gif

Not sure what you talking about him roasting for 3 days. In that vid he says 4(four) and a half hours at 60C.

Surprised to see 16chan still down

>>546723
2 pints at lunch
Company wide drinks soon

>>546739
Garn have a few pre-drinks pints, to ease yourself into it?

>>546737
I was probably exaggerating. He also takes it out below the normal "cooked" chicken temperature.

Howzit garn fellas?

>>546736
well bantered

>>546738
Perhaps that was Tiffin's "mission" all along...

>>546742
Feel like deatrh.

>>546738
They need a bigger stick.

>>546742
Pretty shit. About to drink a smoothie. Maybe once I have some fruit and vegies I'll feel better.

>>546741
>probably
If you roast a chook at 60 for a year it will still end up being 60 right?

>>546742
Where did you get that photo of me?

>>546677
I got out of the gutter more than 2 years ago you inept bitch boi

Out of the gutter, into the disabled dunny

Chicken roast on hold for the time being...

>>546752
Will you take the plastic off it?

drinking gusiness

>>546752
Return it.

>>546750
Beware of hubris Nuro. Two years is nothing.

Watching a video of paula abdul on drugs while on national television: https://youtu.be/GUWE7ibkfds?list=TLPQMjQwNjIwMjKe7avJiPdCVg&t=675

>>546751
It is progress.

>>546756
May as well tell me to ask a hot THOT out on a date.

>>546752
whoops

Ok I'm drunk enough to call the jSP

>>546762
Tell them I said hi.

savoury mince on toast

>>546764
Splash of Worcestershire on mine thanks.

>>546764
Hope lil sis said thanks

>>546765
I already put a bunch in, but go ahead.

>>546752
What does IGA not get about its entire existence being disgustingly comedic ?

>>546768
Who the fuck cares?

>>546768
>a bit of dust on a powerpoint

Hardly living on the streets tier you FAGGOT

>>546740
Having a can before post-meeting cans

>>546770
>a bit of dust on a powerpoint
Not the heckin' dust! Little spoilt baby Nuro can't handle that!

Sorted out the JSP shit thank God. That's a load off my soul. Doesn't feel good having that shit eat at you over the weekend.