>>571824
Is Stanners really that handsome?

Good thread end post.

>>571753
Possum invited me over to try VR once but when I got there he put a plastic bag over my head and then stole my wallet when I passed out.

>>571843
They are Spain.

>>571845
Big cash haul?

>>571830
they had better things to do

>>571847
About three fiddy but I did have 2 dominoes vouchers in there

>>571848
Kek, well edit'd

>>571846
You are Spain.

>>571848
Why does he still have his pants on?

Back from my MISSION/QUEST.
Nice girl at Dans gave me a bottle of cab sauv for making a $5 donation to some homeless appeal.

>>571852
I'm polite and put them back on after I was done.

>>571852
He is a respectable boong

>>571853
>Don't be a silly old boong
Motherbat needs to be reminded that she is based.

>>571853
>a bottle of cab sauv for making a $5 donation to some homeless appeal.
Good deed for the day.

>>571857
It will make the viennetta all the sweeter.

>>571853
She is a toxic old bag.

>>571853
Motherbat is a legend.

>>571860
You're cruising for a bruising mate.

We don't take kindly to folks what don't take kindly to Motherbat round these parts

>>571823
didnt your mother tell you "if you cant say anything nice get fucked you stupid cunt " ?

>>571862
Are you qualified to use the Super Stud Lock though?

>>571867
I have not attended the Bosch course, no.

johnny five o is live

>>571862
imagine buying the wrong loctite

>>571862
Da fuck is that thing between the pliers, and what is that 2nd pic???

>>571872
Dynamite?

>>571866
Why don't you do something fucking useful for once and whizz to the Ekka and get us all a Bertie Beetle bag.

>>571871
I bought the one the manufacturer specified for the application.

Imagine taking the manufacturers word over nuros

>>571880
This is the best music I have heard since the Gnome song

>>571881
it's a banger

pondering lunch

>>571881
It is a work of art.

>>571882
I genuinely enjoyed that, cheers

>>571886
He stole that fucking idea from Weber!

>>571880
>>571885
And another for (you) for being honest
>>571887

>>571883
I had spiral pasta with a handful of grated tasty cheese on top with a handful of pistachios. Second lunch may be needed for me.

>>571879
So that thing in the middle is a release mechanism? I still don't understand the purpose. Couldn't you use a regular pair of pliers to grip and twist the wire, then cut using the wire cutting part (if using one of those combination types)? And are you building your own plane?

>>571891
you squeeze the wire in the jaws and slide the silver thing up, which locks the handles and then you pull and push on the knob and it spins the pliars around, twisting the wire together

i hated lockwiring so god damn much when i was working on aircraft

kek I keep getting pest control ads at the top of duckduckgo after all the bug pics I've been getting to troll numbo

>>571897
>troll

you cant meme for shit motherfucker go die in a fire

>>571891
>>571895
two piece brake rotors require it

>>571896
yeah cool story bro
now fuck off to the ekka

>>571902
how about you fuck off to the ekka and get some bat aids there while you are at it

just committed self rape

>>571903
how about you heck off to the hecka

>>571883
I'm having a cold can Heinz baked beans with two slices toast.

>>571906
Heat up those beans.

>>571906
I ended up getting a large sausage roll from the vietcong bakery. Will wash it down with some rum and coke shortly.

>>571906
Goes to the effort of toasting bread but can't be fucked heating the beans. Is that you Ezri?

>>571909
if you ever needed proof (((they're))) vampires

Motherbat didn't think it was funny when I sometimes had things delivered to 'Ezra Kikestein'.

>>571908
A healthy meal.

>>571912
Slightly healthier than the KFC I was going to stuff in my hole.

>>571913
The sausage rolls from the gook bakery near my place are about 65% onion so i don't buy them.

>>571914
These aren't quite that bad, but there's still a decent amount in there.

Wonder if monks gonna spill the beans to mummybot about the 9k he donated to crown Melbourne.

Aussie rules footy may have been based on a boong game called Marn Grook where they used to kick a possum around.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Marn_Grook

>>571918
lol

>>571920
I always suspected Jim may be a distant relative of Dan.

>>571912
Time will tell

>>571923
The last one is very spooky.

>Don't post anymore spastic jewish kids

Ok gotcha

might have to give my bum a wash tonight

>>571927
Bad smell?

>>571923
This one has been around for quite some time now. I think I'll be OK.

odious neet anuses

I'll thrash (You) cruisey

>>571928
Moist.

>>571932
Fungus can grow in moist crevasses.

I thought of a thing last night where I was going to accuse one of the NEETs of having arse gnome ancestry but I can't remember which NEET.

>>571931
https://youtube.com/watch?v=qpzwAMP7C54 [Embed]
Some good lines in this fillum:
>"Tough little men with mouths full of teeth"
>"A man with a knife is a boxer, only he's playing for keeps"
>"A sharp thumb in the eye will make the enemy wonder what he's fighting for."
>"If you break his back, don't worry. That's the idea"

>>571896
All this from having stood next to a heliocopter once. I bet this is the same as the welding.

>>571937
>All this from having stood next to a heliocopter once.
It has already been explained.

My hobby is cooking large amounts of feed while shitfaced and then not eating any. What's yours?

I often feel a bit crook in my stomach after a night on the goon. Beer and spirits do not do this to me.

>>571940
stanners?

helen no !

I sold something on ebay but now I'm realising I actually need it. I haven't posted it yet, should I cancel and run? How much of a stain does it put on my account? T&C is pretty vague

>>571942
I'm not Monk!

Wonder if Monks not Monk

>>571945
Please tell me you're the same mong who made two(2) seperate offers on the same item and ended up buying both.

>>571945
How does that even happen?
You can cancel it, I've had plenty of sellers say they're actually out of stock or the item was listed incorrectly etc.
Not sure what effect it has. The buyer can still leave feedback calling you a cunt (I use umlauts when I want to use words like fuck or cunt in feedback)

This was almost as cringe as one of Cruisey's vocaroos.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=yumfPO_3U-w [Embed]

>>571948
Perhaps he wants the gold star on there.

>>571950
>This
Exciting times that it was charged with a felony.

>>571948
>Please tell me you're the same mong who made two(2) seperate offers on the same item and ended up buying both.
I didn't buy them both you retard. I made an offer for two items and got one of them then cancelled the other offer

>>571953
>retard
Damn I wanna post that jewish tard so BAD...

I wish there was a filter by flag option and negro got his flag back.

>>571954
You are making good progress.

Time to get started on the day I guess.

>>571955
>negro got his flag back.
We have resolved that issue and as expected the issue has resolved.

turn the pages turn the stone

I hate something that was off and now feel sick.

>>571949
The item was more useful than I thought it was

>>571958
It's a feature not a bug.

>>571962
kek

>>571960
>hate
*ate

>>571959
say the spell engorge my bone

>>571965
drop your pants and get down prone

Dropped off a script for zoloft the other day, and instead of waiting like I usually do I decided to come back after grocery shopping only to find out it had 'expired'. Don't make sense to me why there should even be an expiration to a script. If your GP says you can get it then that should be the case, period. The actual medication expiring is another thing.

>>571969
It's to stop some cunt getting a script filled 5 years down the track. People shouldn't be self-diagnosing or self-medicating.

Me and mummybot are gonna play the pokes and get some free cokes tonight

>>571971
The good old coke and poke

>>571970
>self-diagnosing a gp-diagnosed illness

FFS...

>>571971
Sniff a line for me!

>self-medicating with the medicine the GP told you to take

SMH...

Just remembered the dream from last night where I had a girlfiend BUT she had invited me over to her place and I had to spend the day talking with her two older brothers who were obviously looking out for their sister and trying to see if I was a good person. It was fucking horrible. ALl the questioning. Moral of the story is only date women from single-child households, and preferably with dead parents.

>>571978
Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

A degenerate,an alcoholic and a gambler walk into a bar.
And the barman says ...

>>571976
doc wouldn't have authorised any repeats if they thought the meds were only needed temporarily

Bloody hell...

Had a shower, brushed mein teefs.
Still feel a bit funny in my stomach and a tad lethargic and slow. Not sure what is wrong.

>>571973
>FFS...
>>571975
>SMH...
>>571981
>Bloody hell...
SEETHE and COPE RETARDS

>>571983
fr fr

>>571982
>teefs
tootypegs

>>571982
Hope you feel better soon NEET.

>>571986
Thanks neet.

>>571980
"Hey Nuro, Hey Stanley, Hey Monk, what can I get ya?"

>>571983
faggot faggot faggot

>>571989
kek

>>571991
Turthaor is a boong

>>571990
>>571990
mmmm MMMMMM mmmmmm

Today we answer the question 'Is nuro a good person?' LOL no he is a right shitcunt.

>>571995
Why answer an asked question?

>>571995
Nuro is a good boy he dindu nuffin.

>>571983
go away shitcunt

I was always a Home & Away guy, is that still running?

>>572000
No. Nuro kept photographing the kids at Summer Bay

>>572003
He welded together a rape dungeon.

Does anyone remember E street?
It was the soapie that failed.

Felt so ugly and old yesterday seeing my grey hair sideburns in car window reflection.

>>572007
Chances had tiddies and bum bums

>>572007
That was a brit show?

Where do I find a reliable backpack in this country? Need something for travelling

>>572007
The only soapie like show I could ever watch was the Bill.

>>572008
You can't change being old, but how can you work on your appearance today?

>>572010
No. God.

>>572010
No it was an Aussie one

>>572011
Camping store, then find it cheaper it online if you can wait?

>>572011
I still use an old canvas one but I don't know if they make them any more.
Think I got it from an army surplus.

>>572011
I've had a High Sierra backpack for almost 20 years.

>>572016
They cancelled Richmond Hill to make way for it.

>>572020
One of those and a trenchcoat is all you need to give off that vibe.

This one looks pretty good for my needs
https://www.amazon.com.au/Backpack-40L-Large-Bag-Activities/dp/B07GGPH3CZ/

>>572022
And a fedora

>>572023
Do you have to assault people if you wear an assault backpack?

>>572023
looks a bit tacticool
are you a high speed, low drag operator?

>>572023
See if you can find it on AliExpress as that is where a lot of their products are sourced. With AliExpress standard shipping it shouldn't take more than a month and you save 20-50%

>>572024
Imagine if we get the entire compound of executive neets dressed up like that.

>>572028
They can walk down the main street glaring menacingly at the townsfolk

>>572027
>With AliExpress standard shipping it shouldn't take more than a month and you save 20-50%
I almost stopped bothering with aliexpress because the prices are only like 5%-10% less than Amazon nowadays

>>572023
make sure the waist strap is removable
they're fucking annoying if you don't require that functionality

>>572015
>>572016
Never heard of it. Think I was confusing it with Coronation Street.

cunting cunt cunt

>>571911
lol
Classic Weber

>>572030
>5%-10% less than Amazon nowadays
That wouldn't be worth it. Amazon is good for fast postage. Using the image provided and https://www.aliseeks.com you can find similar items that are $10 to $20 cheaper with postage and add 10% GST.

>>572023
>Not bad for the money & seems to be ok quality, however the measurements shown in the description are quite a bit off the mark & I needed it to be size specific.
The description shows it a 11.8 inches wide when it is barley 10 inches wide (fully packed).
It struggles to fit a standard A4 type binder folder in the middle large compartment, which is what I needed. If it was the actual measurements shown in the description, there would be no issue.

>>572038
Give her a backhander, Trev!

>>572027
Well, there's this one on Aliexpress for $30 but it's only 30L
https://www.aliexpress.com/item/1005001808778651.html
But Aliexpress doesn't have free returns like Amazon does if it ends up being shit

>>572040
>like Amazon does if it ends up being shit
Yes that is probably why Amazon wins at this stage. If it breaks after a month or two, Amazon will refund it for you when the chinks will not.

>>572035
Didn't know about Aliseeks. When it stops shitting the bed I'll try it

>>572040
what are you planning on carrying?
lunch and a trauma pack?

y'all

>>572043
>When it stops shitting the bed I'll try it
The app on a phone does an image search, but you have to install their app. There are probably other services out there.

>>572044
Most of the stuff I own. Guessing 30L isn't going to be enough but haven't worked things out yet

I'll be buying a 60-70L backpack for when I travel overseas. I'll give it to some kid on the day I decide to jump.

>>572047
World-travelling backpackers seem to have backpacks that are almost as big as they are, with tube metal frames and shit.

>>572048
>I'll give it to some kid on the day I decide to jump.
You don't have to do that if you're jumping into my arms.

>>572040
thanks that single strap one seems awesome for the eeb

>>572048
Don't forget to put your passport inside your cumdies so they can ID you.

>>572051
not content with looking like a knob on a battery powered bike, he wants to look like an SAS operator with all that molle strapping on his backpack

>>572054
kek

>>572053
off work yet fatso?

>>572053
>4:20 PM
>chihuahua or muffin
kek

BMW branded combat boots with riding cleats

>>572007
>Does anyone remember E street?
Yes the serial killer in the silver mask frightened me very badly.

>>572058
No gardening gloves?

>>572059
Mr Bad

>>572060
fingerless

If you can understand me
Then I can understand you

>>572063
Shit, that bought back memories.

This Japanese one looks good too. Anything made in Japan is good. Not on Aliexpress either

Going to the pub

>>572065
That mole was angry. Half-way through was enough for me.

>>572067
the straps on my high sierra bag are like that

>>572064
I'm not sure if I understand that.

>>572070
yeah, I only listened to the first 30 seconds or so
it was a suggestion when watching the Mr Bad clip

anal in the arse

>>572072
I take this key
And I bury it in (you)

>>572074
I like to poo in other neets arses while they are asleep so their morning poo will shock them

weber made me keep a secret once

>>572081
Dead NEETs tell no tales.

Sick of being called a brown snake. Didn't do nuffink.

>>572067
this one looks good too

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/4000125660468.html

weber pulled my hair and called me a slut once

>>572085
Hot!

>>572085
You came harder than you ever had before too

>>572083
He might write a love you post later on.

>>572088
NEET love is fickle.

>>572087
the problem is he stopped being like that

https://therecord.media/twitter-confirms-january-breach-urges-pseudonymous-accounts-to-not-add-email-or-phone-number/
>Twitter officially confirmed that a January breach led to the leak of information connected to 5.4 million accounts.
>urges pseudonymous accounts to not add email or phone number
This is the same mob that lock new accounts for not providing a phone number

Yeah look sorry Weber you know I'll always love you. Just looking for your attention. Because you never respond to anything else.

https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/alex-jones-must-pay-45-million-punitive-damages-family-sandy-hook-mass-rcna41738
>Alex Jones must pay more than $45 million in punitive damages to the family of a Sandy Hook massacre victim, jury orders
>The award is in addition to the $4.1M the jury ordered the Infowars host to pay the family Thursday for the suffering he and his website and broadcast caused them.
lol
lmao

>>572092
Weber is not your real dad.

>>572092
I do too

>>572093
Does he have 45 million?

There's no shame in being a brown snake anyway, one of the most feared reptiles in the world.

>>572093
A bankruptcy court thing also ordered him to stop transferring money from one of his accounts for all purposes but paying bills.

>>572097
It has got poo-ey implications.

>>572091
>urges pseudonymous accounts
Is that meant an account not verified or what you said
>not providing a phone number

>>572096
he was already claiming to be bankrupt which he is also in trouble for as they know he is lying

>>572101
They telling people not to associate their twitter account with a phone number or real email address.
But I know from experience how long a twitter account lasts if you do neither of those things... about 30 seconds.

>>572102
He will end living the toilet lifestyle soon.

>>572103
Ah, thanks.

>of those things... about 30 seconds.
I had that experience as I wanted one and made no posts. Was locked one day and wanted the phone number, which you tap "dismiss" and everything seems to work that I want.

>lying?
>Mr Hicks?

Get outta here...

>>572104
The only way out I could see would be successfully suing his current lawyers for malpractice over that phone records thing and making more from that than he has been sued for by the families.
I doubt he'll find anyone willing to represent him though, or make enough back to unfuck himself.

>>572104
It is believed he has already transferred about $40 million to companies owned by his families due to debt owed to them.
He'll be fine and is doing all this to reduce his ability to pay the money owed.

>>572108
If those phone records show him doing anything even peripherally illegal with regard to that January 6 thing, he'll also be facing criminal prosecution.
And his ex-wife seems to think he lied to the court about finances with their divorce proceedings, so he could be in the shit with that too.

I just can't believe he had that much money to start with.

>>572104
He should come here and live in the shed with Nuro.
I'd watch the fuck out of a nightly half hour show hosted by those two.

>>572110
There are an awful lot of seppos who have more money than brains.

>>572111
Yeah, I'd watch that

>>572110
Lots of money in the snake oil trade.

>>572109
>he'll also be facing criminal prosecution.
Yes that will not go away and will be interesting to see.

>so he could be in the shit with that too.
That will be funny, as it's like the current case with x2 burn appeal now because of his actions.

>>572111
#MeToo

Would it be the Alex and Nuro show or the Nuro and Alex show?

>>572117
>Nuro and Alex show
It would be an honour for Alex to appear on Nuro's show.

I'd happily trade my alcohol addiction with any of you tubbies (excluding Weber)

>>572121
Why not work on cutting down today?

>>572120
> faking a mass shooting alert to get out of work early
Kek, that's a NEET right there

I wonder how many Chad dicks will be blown by Stacey tonight?

just stop drinking

>>572124
This is not Wizard Chan and it is not 2012.

>>572126
kek

>>572127
Please respect that NEET's cuck fetish.

>>572127
you forgot to start with "Sir"

Cruisey should offer over the phone herding. I bet he could help me.

NEETs, it's our time to rise. We need to guess what the answer to this is and get free pizza
https://www.pizzahut.com.au/60-years-of-hawaiian

If Stacey sucks you off does that mean you were Chad all along?

>>572134
it's 3 for large values of 1

>>572132
What sort of help do you need?

>>572132
Could you afford his VIM fees?

>>572137
I pooed my pants and now I have no clean pants

>>572139
He will clean you up and lend you some rubber pants.

>>572138
I heard he is offering cheaper rates on his OnlyMongs

>>572137
I want ndis gibs. A cute nurse to pick up after me and clean my place and make all the phone calls I feel anxiety about making.

i could have been in the sas

>>572141
>OnlyMongs
If I ever start a rival neet board it's gonna be called that.

Won on the horses in the TAB
Driving home after 3 pints

>>572142
>cute nurse
best you'll get is some flip

>>572143
Spastic Aboriginal Squad?

Can you be a mong and a herder at the same time?
Because then you could just get your herder to do the other herding as well.
This may be the perfect scam.

>>572141
You might not get a reply unless you tip high.

was big fellow putting on a movie tonight?
I can't remember

A gentleman and a mong

>>572150
Lock stock I think

>>572150
Yes, tonight at 7:00 pm AEST

Toasting bread with a bacon grease spread

>>572151
Is he enjoying the choke?

What even is 'cous cous'

When is their wedding?

>>572137
Honestly I just want to talk to the nigger lover

>>572160
>talk to the nigger lover
I can imagine that would be a productive conversation.

Imagine dating a nigger

I saw a very cute little negress with big perky boobs and a lovely arse in a tight skirt the other day.
I may have perved on her a bit.

>>572163
Hot!

>>572163
You saw a nigga

>>572165
You would've perved too Trev don't judge me

>>572166
>nigga
We say nigger around here.

>>572168
Pronounced nijjer.

>>572169
kek

tidied up one work surface by transferring all the mess to another surface elsewhere

garn woolies website to do my weekly shop neets. You want anything?

>>572173
30kg of Sodium please.

>>572172
Good work NEET.

>>572173
One cheesecake please, good brand.

>>572175
>One cheesecake please, good brand.
He'd get you one from the Cheesecake Shop if he really liked you.

>>572176
munchin on a cheesecake
munchin on a cheesecake
at the cheesecake shop

>>572172
At least you did something NEET.

>>572176
My ex and I used to get really stoned and go to the cheesecake shop.
We may have been their best customers for a while.

One of my bowls cracked clean in half when I poured boiling water into it from the kettle. Big mess.

>>572173
Go to Coles instead please. I am collecting Harry Potter toys.

>>572180
Woe.

Cheesecake shop will sell you days old cakes if you let them. Big variance in consistency.

Two pies for dinner were consumed (chunky and one with mushroom). Thinking about pudding.

>>572183
>Big variance in consistency.
What do you mean? Some still good, some crap?

>>572184
I'm going to have a steak and potato pie and a pastie

>>572186
Nice.

>>572183
We only ever got them for special occasions and ordered them ahead of time.

Portion sizes are out of control on this board.

Remember when Cruisedog promised to set Weber up with one of the misso's attractive friends or cousins or something and didn't deliver?

>>572188
You have to ask them for one baked today or they will give you the oldest one they have (might be three or four days old.)

What is your favourite cake from there? The boston mud cake was very popular for parties when I was a youth.

>>572189
Portion sizes are a normie invention

>>572189
Growing NEETs need to feed.

>>572191
He tried to swap my skank for his yacht.

>>572191
Cruisey has been pulling the HA's strings the whole time. He was whispering in the ear of the KFC drive-thru girl too. The Pirie slut was just him in a dress.

>>572192
I always liked the fruit ones

>>572192
I was always partial to black forest cake

>>572197
Are you suggesting Cruisey is the source of all NEET romance?

>>572200
He lives the Mills and Boon life.

>>572173
1 cob corn please.

Lock Stock and Two Smoking Barrels in 1 hour 45 mins. At 19 AEST, Endchan Movie Corner:
https://cytu.be/r/endcorner

>>572203
Looking forward to it.

>>572203
We should sit next to each other in the back row.

I am going to watch the footy again tonight. No moofie.
Carn the power.

>>572206
you pathetic excuse for a neet

>>572205
The armrests lift up.

Hope Monk gets poofta bashed in Wagga

>>572209
>cupidey.png
kek

Remember that time Monk lost all the NEETs money in a fixed card game so they decided to knock off 10Ks weed but it turned out he was working for Cruiseys brother in law and things got messy?

Wish cruisey would hire me to setup a chapter of UMM in Wagga

>>572213
He should start the expansion tomorrow.

Hope Monk bashes every poofta and non-white in WaggaWagga.

>>572213
You should make that app for him.

Hope Monk meets a charming brown poofta gent in Wagga and they live happily ever after

That thirty dollar ribeye was nothing more than the avearage rump.

Wish I had the money I'd come see the cunt.

>>572219
Borrow some money from nuro

>>572218
You left it in the fridge too long.

Quads and Monk won't get raped.

>>572219
what's a greyhound bus cost these days?

>>572220
What's his is his.

Apparently Judith Durham from The Seekers died. Motherbat is a bit sad.

https://www.news.com.au/entertainment/celebrity-life/anne-heche-ellen-degeneres-exgirlfriend-severely-burned-after-la-crash/news-story/7971288dfbdc091d500695bc5c656eaa
finally a hot lesbo lol

>>572228
Shame it wasn't the second one mentioned.

>>572226
Poor Motherbat.

>>572229
I had the same thought

>Anne Heche's ex Thomas Jane reveals the actress is 'stable' in ICU after she 'drunkenly' plowed through house 'at 90mph' and spent 30 MINUTES in burning car before being rescued by 59 firefighters
how many other poor cunts had their house burn down while 60 fire fighters were crowded around this stupid bitch?

>>572232
Maybe they were standing around drinking and laughing for the half hour she burned?

If Allah wanted women to enjoy sex, he would have made human reproduction depending on their orgasm.