Did the dishes. I'm determined not to let today go to waste like yesterdays day drinking nonsense. Brekky time.

>>573851
Good start to the day.

>>573852
It is, and thank you.

it fucken rain

We should have a best of flavourtown anthology, where all the finest neet food photos from over the years are posted.

>>573854
>...an enticing strategy to get some help from the public
Hot!

>>573856
Mongaro deleted it

>>573858
Your hard drive too?

>>573859
Damn. RIP Joslin. Always pushed the boundaries where others too afraid to tread. Forevor in our memories.

Some good BEST A tele from back in the day.

RIP Joslin:
19/9/2020 - 09/08/2022

>>573864
Imagine a comment about chicken nuggets triggering the Editor so hard that you get banned from eight publications, including New Scientist.

>>573863
Thanks.

>>573862
At least they saved on seedbox fees.

>>573866
Good stuff.

cunt
noun [k-unt]

1. obscene: the female genital organs
2. usually disparaging + obscene; woman sense 1

The Daily Mail and Associated Newspapers Ltd are a pack of cunts.

>>573872
Well worded, they are cunts.

They treated poor Joslin like a cunt.

>>573872
Kek, accurate.

>>573874
Weber is a big teddy bear and 10k is dead

>>573877
He died happy though, surrounded by his loving tomatoes and a bong in his hand.

might be a pie and chips for lunch kind of day

>>573859
It is interesting that they required Joslin's surname (McCormack) and where she lived (Joondalup), but their 'Communities Editor' won't even put their name to the email or use an address that can be replied to.

>>573879
he hung himself in a prison cell after being sentenced to 15 years for trafficking and dealing.

Garn a cask

>>573883
Too early.

>>573883
What happened to >>573851

>>573880
Make that two please.

>>573886
two chips?

>>573881
Joslins name is now forbidden in all their publications.

>>573859
Slut fucks

>>573872
Appropriate, thank you

>>573878
RIP.

It's not raining today.
Might go for a walk when it warms up a bit.

>>573889
Fuck that car got munted.

>>573893
I enjoy a morning walk with less people around, but it is nicer when it warms up. Enjoy it.

>>573895
I shall, it's been pissing down for a week and I've barely left the house.

Followed that other NEET's example and did some dishes. Still have another lot to do once the first ones dry.

>>573897
Well done NEET.

>>573897
Well done NEET. Big load.

>>573897
Good progress NEET.

>>573900
kek

>>573900
>LOOK at what Cloud Engineers have been DEMANDING your respect for
I would like my respect back please.

Raw dogging a walk (no water bottle)

>>573905
Living to the edge.

>>573904
I wonder what the purpose of the message was behind it, like eat more corn or grow more corn.

>>573907
corn is good, eat more corn

>>573885
I've already done more than yesterday so that goal has been achieved.

Paid rent, did dome grocery shopping. Half-price cups of Suimin noodle but all sold out of both curried prawn and prawn&chicken, got braised beef and original chicken flavour. 2 small roma tomatoes cost nearly $4.
Flat white, spinach and feta roll for 2nd brekky.

cant get pie and chips until fedex man been

I really do hate women

https://youtube.com/watch?v=MFtJzS6VsYU [Embed]

>>573910
>Flat white, spinach and feta roll for 2nd brekky.
That sounds nice.

I will have to venture out for feed soon.

>>573911
Do they need a signature or will they drop it then dash?

>>573913
>Do they need a signature or will they drop it then dash?
The tracking shows 'no signature required', but I am not going out and risking having it stolen off the porch.

>>573913
All good courier drivers manage to get the parcel next to the front door without ever having stepped past the front gate.

Does anyone else find it annoying when someone acts like they know how to do something becaue they watched someone do it on youtube?

>>573916
Give us an example please.

>>573917
My dickhead mate thinks he can make a generator out of his washing machine and a stream.

>>573918
*and he has no practical skills whatsoever

>>573918
>>573919
ah lol
yeah that would be annoying
is this the same conspiracy nut with the broken wrist?

>>573920
Yep

>>573921
just wait until he gets onto the videos about running engines on water
https://youtube.com/watch?v=JuxQLEDccsU [Embed]

He once bought a $1400 industrial vacuum because he got the idea that he could suck the sand out from under his house to build a cellar.
It did not work very well.

>>573923
oh wow he is full on retarted
how was he planning on stablising the house?

>>573924
I don't think he thought it through that far.

>>573918
>>573919
>>573921
That would be fun to watch if it explodes or burns down, without hurting anyone.

>>573924
The house becomes the hole.

>>573925
or where the gigantic mountain of sand was going to go?

https://www.news.com.au/travel/travel-updates/heartbroken-scottish-family-deported-from-new-home-in-australia/news-story/c5655cffa65fb949fe49c3f09385c2e8
we only want brown immigrants

>>573930
>we only want brown immigrants
It is disappointing given they granted a visa to that poo family.

>>573931
the liberal government also flatly refused to even consider white south africans

Cask has been opened

>>573933
The Cask of Amontillado?

>>573933
Will that medicine last you all of today?

MAX appointment this arv. I was meant to see a GP and organise a mental health care plan in the time since the last appointment.

>>573936
All the MAXs in my area that got "shut down" have turned into mong herding clubs.

>>573936
Tell them the appointment is tomorrow.

>>573934
For the love of God, Montresor!

Just had a very disappointing coles apple crumble scroll.
Tasted like sugar and raw dough.

>>573937
join the club

>>573940
Both supermarkets' bakery sections are dismal.

>>573942
I don't think I've been happy with any supermarket pastries in a long while.

Immigrants and FAGGOTS
THey make no sense to me
Come to our country
And think they'll do as they please

>>573944
Suck them off

>>573943
Their cheesecakes are passable.

Possum made the Kessel Run in 12 parsecs once.

need a poo

>>573948
do a poo

>>573948
I have one you could have

poo completed
got wheezy
ran out of one of my inhalers
can't find prescription (or used all the repeats)
need to see a doctor

>>573951
>need to see a doctor
Sir?

>>573952
siress

>>573953
Shame they still don't do telehealth appointments anymore, they were good for script repeats.

>>573954
ah well, it will be my fleeting contact with a woman for the year

>>573954
they don't? WHY?

>>573956
There are many months left NEET. Do not give up hope.

>>573955
They could've at least kept the Chews, not that I eat them anymore but they were a childhood favourite.

>>573957
For most people accessing GP (not rural or remote) it was removed as a temporary measure that expired. It still applies for some specialists.

Because they didn't approve the previous governments funding of it. They wonder why hospitals are being rammed, because anyone with a cough cannot even talk to a doctor now unless it is at a hospital. Before you could chat to them over the phone, hospital visits are not cheap for the tax payer and if phone called saved that visit it is hundreds if not thousands saved. Especially during winter...

>>573959
yeah I didn't mind them

third can of mondster for teh day

Poor sleep last night. Unproductive wage day. Bad start to the wagon journey

>>573964
much the same
poor sleep on account of that cat, and now the cunt down the back is playing his drum kit

>>573960
Now I've got to go in person to ask for a testosterone blood test and do the whole woe is me routine...

>>573962
Shuddup Fat Boy!

>>573967
well and truly into your cups

>>573964
>Bad start to the wagon journey
Start tomorrow?

>>573965
It is a write off for me. Got a 2 hour meeting left to go. Will try and knock out some repetitive config stuff tonight, probably won’t.

>>573969
No!

Feeling severely lonely today. I don't know why. At uni having a study. Going well with it all. Not much motivation to actually do all that much. No desire to drink despite my present case of the feels. Going to the gym tonight so hopefully I'll feel better once I start lifting.

>>573971
Do you have any uni friends?

>>573973
10/10, would watch the whole series.

>>573974
Spooky.

>>573975
geeze I wonder >>573974 why

>>573978
That's a caravan.

>>573973
I bet Nuro is going to make a remark about the state of your hovel.

>>573972
Sort of. I had a friend drop out so now all I've got is the English girl but she is only a uni friend, not a proper friend if you understand what I mean.

>>573983
he's a wrongun

>>573976
10/10, would watch the whole series

>>573985
it's better than nothing

>>573983
I wonder if he's dead. He hasn't said good morning in two days, if I recall correctly.

>>573989
somebody locked the toilet door from the outside

>>573990
Well bantered.

>>573989
Stanley told him he had a pipe of brandy he wanted verified, before producing a trowel.

Wish I had a yacht

>>573976
Me on the right, about 1000km away sitting in the gutter because the cool NEETs didn't pick me up.

>>573995
They're on their way. Just stopping briefly for a couple of snags and a swim.

>>573990
>before producing a trowel.
For the sea burial here >>573991?

>>573995
You were better off.
Margot didn't even turn up to the orgy below decks but it still went ahead anyway.

>>573999
Likely.

>>573998
dedication

>>573989
I was tempted to call him last night. He'll be back. Must of had a huge childhood crush on OJ.

>>574003
if the glove fits you must xanadu

>>574002
take this shit to /rapport will ya?
we got enough problems without having to see these thots

>>574005
keep an eye on the taters

>>574004
If you're lurking nuro, let's get physical, at Stumers...

>>574007
You better shape up
'Cause I need a man
And my heart is set on you
You better shape up
You better understand
To my heart I must be true
Nothin' left, nothin' left for me to do

>>574003
>He'll be back.
Wise words, nothing will stop the show.

>>574006
kek

>>574007
>>574008
Hot!

It's like that.
And that's the way it is ;)

Really regret not getting that half-price thick cut steak, and/or the half-price 'bbq round steak'.

To think that john travolta was once young and lean

>>574015
Many NEETs can relate.

>>574016
A high roller VIM.

>>574018
I bet he has them rocking out in the back of his SUV.

>>574019
I hope they have a plastic tarp, preferably, blue underneath them.

I hope Negro is dead although we'd have probably seen the mother of all tantrums before his suicide. Maybe he got busted for CP again or something.

>>574020
would it flap?

>>574023
Yes, there is no doubt in my mind that one of the mongs would be flapping it about.

Kino

>>574025
Based.

>>574025
Basado.

The show is back on!
Y E A H
B U D D Y !

Back from IGA, this time they had restocked the Suimin noodle cups. The qt at the register did not reply to my "good thanks, yourself?", instead only asking if I needed a bag. Another thirty odd dollars spent. I seem to always spend on average that amount no matter what I get...

Need to deploy a load balancer for my cock

>>574031
Upward tilt?

>>574031
You need an ingress.

Wonder if Cruisey has serviced his Negress yet.

>>574034
Weber is cucking him right now.

>>574034
and filled in the logbook

>>574035
Hot!

>tfw scheduled phone appointment 1pm
>they call 4:30pm and expect me to answer

FUCK 'EM

>>574038
Dole cut off letter on mygov imminent?

Wage complete

>>574040
Do some unpaid overtime

>>574040
👏

>>574040
Well waged.

>>574041
Later. Have to sort some stuff out for this extended wagon trip

>>574044
>extended wagon trip
Permanent wagon trip or don't bother.

>>574044
>extended wagon trip
A tarp to wrap you up securely on the wagon?

A flapping tarp gathers no moss.

>>574044
you are full of shit

I was shopping at the Woolies in a bad suburb today.
A couple of skanky teenage girls were eating a hot chicken in the store. I followed the trail of castaway bones and flesh through the aisles. Chicken smell everywhere.
I don't think they paid for it. Just ate it in the store and then left.

>>574047
Food for thought.

>>574049
>I followed the trail of castaway bones and flesh through the aisles.
Disgusting.

>Just ate it in the store and then left.
With grease all over their fingers no doubt.

>>574051
>grease all over their fingers
They will wank Chad off with their greasy hands

having a wine

>>574052
He'll be able to dance like:
https://youtube.com/watch?v=rA9Ood3-peg [Embed]

>>574054
This song is much better than it has any right to be

>>574055
I have loved it since 2010 or perhaps earlier when I first saw it.

The best part is that it was an ad for Domino's. But hey at least they have that burger pizza shit now.

>>574054
>>574055
>>574056
I don't like it. Crab rave is better.

Gonna shave off a 9 week beard today

>>574058
That is okay. Nyan cat is better.

>>574059
Much grey in it?

>>574060
>Nyan cat is better.
It's the simplistically with the repetition that I like about Nyan cat too.

>>574059
Smooth neet.

>>574053
Enjoy.

I love her so much it's unreal.

>>574069
...

>>574069
WHo?

>>574072
You're twisted.

>>574073
Consider yourself at home
Consider youself one of the family

Nootling

My smoking spot is under about a metre of water.

>>574071
Alpha 1918.

>>574074
My mum used to sing that

>>574076
Flooded.

>>574076
Put some gum boots on.

>>574081
I will need to borrow the snorkel

>>574069
You're that yuri faggot. THere's nothing healthy being sexually attracted to cartoon girls. Seek professional help before you hurt some child.

>>574078
looks like it should be good.

>>574084
You're projecting there.

>>574078
I would rate this episode a 7/10 on imdb. Strong Mr Bean influences.

>>574086
i have zero sexual attraction to cartoon images. Cope and STEAM.

>>574089
>before you hurt some child
Projecting.

Negro is now saying that someone else is going to hurt a child. Hahahah fucking faggot, how is your sister going?

>>574088
Please stop posting this shit and going on your instagram tier rants about muh trauma.

>>574092
Stop being a whiny cunt.

>>574093
I'll pump and dump you're mummybot.

*your
Fuck me, I truly am a mong.

>>574096
I hope you don't find one.

>>574096
Go NEET, you will feel better afterwards.

>>574096
Go to the gym but get yourself a treat afterwards

>>574092
The reddit memes are a part of me. They speak to me.

>>574100
They're not even reddit memes, regardless of where you're getting them from. He's just being a whiny faggot.

There was a negro pirate in Australia that used to kill boongs and steal the hot boong chicks.
>The Perth Gazette of October 1835 reported that Anderson and others shot and clubbed Aboriginal men to death and took the women in their boats.
https://www.inspirationoutdoors.com.au/australias-first-pirate-black-jack-anderson/

>>574103
NK in a prior life.

massacre my arse

paprikash

>>574105
Into the valley of death rode the 600

i forced a neet to eat all his veggies once

i might be culturally insensitive tomorrow

>>574108
Terrible post.

>>574110
The weather will be a bit nippy.

My father once told me that in England they used to refer to people with some negro blood as having "a touch of the tarbrush".

>>574113
Motherbat still says it.

>>574114
Does she think wogs are italians or arabs?

That Thai curry paste was pretty spicy. Took apart two thighs and put onto a cucumber sandwich with french onion dip spread.

>>574116
wuss

>>574115
Wogs have always been Italian or Greek. She uses other adjectives for those from the Middle East.

>>574116
>Took apart two thighs
Hot!

>>574117
you're meant to use only like a quarter jar per 500g protein. And that's mixed with other ingredients. I'm using the whole jar. My nuts are bigger and hairier than yours boy!

I got banned for calling Weber's Motherbat a toxic old bag.

>>574120
You are low-T your nuts are barely even male.

>>574120
wuss

>>574121
You should have been hung,drawn and buggered by aids boongs.

might start a hunter gatherer civilisation

>>574125
Hunter gatherers aren't civilised. that's the appeal.

>>574126
shut the fuck up

>>574118
Dad would tell me off for calling the wrong sort wogs.
There was one black family in our suburb and everybody called them the gollywogs.

Breakfast and lunch tomorrow will just be protein shakes, I might have a mandarin with lunch.

>>574130
>protein shakes
What brand and flavour?

Wondering if that NEET went to the gym

>>574129
>Dad would tell me off for calling the wrong sort wogs.
I went through a phase where 'dago' was my favourite word. This overlapped with the family trip to the UK and Greasy Surrender Monkey Land. At one point while visiting Euro Disney Dad lost his shit and punched me in the chest for referring to every non-anglo we saw as a dago, even the black and jewish ones.

>>574122
I am might-T better than you in every aspect of the male being.

>>574133
>Dad lost his shit and punched me in the chest
Bad home.

another great day of getting paid to play rimworld

>>574136
Living the life czechbro

>>574136
Whaddup Czechbro?

>>574133
Kek

>>574135
It wasn't a beating, it was his "I'm trying to show you how pissed off I am without causing a scene" chest/shoulder jab.

>>574138
doin great cant imagine neeting when you can get paid for doing like 8 hours of work a week
scarnon cunts?

>>574136
How many are clocked so far?

>>574140
Were any of the dago's objecting to being called dago's? dagoes?

child abuse cope

>>574141
Are you working from home?
When the pandemic kicked off here and we started doing that, I installed a mouse jiggler and would just go out and do stuff for 3 hours at a time.

>>574136
Well done m8

>>574143
seppo word

>>574147
Nah, it was very common here when I was younger.

>>574148
changes nothing, still a seppo word

>>574145
yep. i still come in like twice a week to do the bare minimum
>>574142
like 1150 ive been slacking off because i'm playing C:DDA now

>>574149
Alright great, thanks for that.

>>574148
Yeah we used to use that as well.

>>574150
>i'm playing C:DDA now
I've tried to get into that a few times but I always die horribly.

>>574149
Wikipedia lists the Commonwealth and the US jointly as countries of origin for the slur.

Possum naruto-ran into area 51 once. But he never talks about it.

>>574150
>like 1150
Good progress but as you said, could be higher

>>574155
I'd have dropped that mo'fucka before he got over the second fence.

>>574153
yeah i died a few times starting my current character (naked crackhead in a burning house)
if you find a working car you can clear out small towns with ease just crashing into shit

>>574156
This is an amazing source of racism and will do wonders for my vocabulary.

The Brits were calling the Spanish dagoes back in the wooden ships era.

>>574160
I love Rimworld and Zomboid so it seems like something I'd like and it looks hell fun but it's got so much to learn.

>>574163
havent played zomboid but rimworld is pretty easy to get into, just die a couple of times
CDDA once you get past the convoluted controls is pretty logical

im not autistic enough for dwarf fortress unfortunately

>>574164
Might give it another try actually I'm getting bored with my games recently

Took the bins out, cold outside 4.4 feels like 0.4 °C

>>574166
I will take mine out at 5am.

>>574167
>5am.
I hope they are quiet. Loud bin rumbling in the early hours is not okay.

Weber made a discriminatory remark about the sex and ethnic origin of a dangerously imperceptive and reckless driver once.

>>574167
Why then? It will likely be even colder.

>>574169
She had the right of way.

>>574171
But he has right of conquest.

>>574151
dilate bitch nigga

My power bill has hit $200 a month now that I’m using this portable heater

>>574168
That's the sound of the day starting, sometimes if I go outside early I can hear all the cows mooing up at the local saleyards, sound travels a long way in the early hours.

>>574174
Just use the lowest setting. You don't need it on full blast. Make sure you keep the door closed.

>>574174
stop being a pansy

>>574170
I don't want anything to happen to the bins on the street. I live in a bad home area.

If I win the powerball tomorrow I shall buy every one of the NEETs a luxury disabled toilet of their own.

>>574174
invest in a layer of insulating personal blubber

>>574176
or just put more clothes/blankets on

>>574173
>bitch nigga
That itself is a term used only by American niggers and the 2016-era election tourist imageboard users that imitate them.
It is interesting that pooro is now getting angry about other neets using supposedly seppo words. It seems the remarks about him saying "mommy" etc. have gotten to him.

>>574174
iktf, it's either that or be even colder.

>>574175
>if I go outside early I can hear all the cows mooing
Excellent.

>>574182
you seem upset

>>574178
Christ, Townsville?

>>574179
Can we get wipers as well please.

ted bundy

>>574187
No you must buy your own wipers.

Negro just repeats almost word for word what other neets (but especially Stanley) say to it. It could be a rather unsophisticated chat-bot for all we know.

>>574186
Lizbef

>>574185
You seem like a lolcow.

>>574179
Does it come with a luxury air-bed without sheets?

>>574191
Ahh fuck, I hope Davoren park isn't any worse. It will be.

>>574193
Air beds yes but no sheets.

>>574191
What would they do to bins overnight?

>>574178
We get boongs rummaging in our bins for bottles and cans.

>>574197
Use them for weird sex orgies

>>574197
I've seen others' bins:
- moved onto the road and hit by cars in the dark
- set on fire
- upended
- stolen
Apparently bins are stolen to not only replace lost/broken ones, but some also use them for home brewing and other strange activities.
There has been at least one murder case in BEST A where a body was dumped in somebody's wheelie bin too.

>>574198
Yes that happens too. The thoughtful ones just rummage and take what they will, a small percentage of cunts will up-end the bin and take the cans and not put anything else back.

I keep imagining lisbef as being like that mexican city juarez in Sicario, with bodies hanging in the streets left there by the local gangs

>>574200
>upended
When I used to be a wagie I would be going to work at 5.30am and drunks or whatever would have knocked all the bins over and I mean for the entire street and there would be crap everywhere.

>>574201
That's why I hate the verge collections, half of it gets spread up and down the street for a week.

>>574200
fun for the whole family

>>574200
> dumped in somebody's wheelie bin too.
Should have used the compost bin.

>>574203
I'm not surprised.
They'll also place shopping trolleys and stolen bicycles on the road to be hit in the dark.

>>574207
Shitcunts.

>>574198
>>574201
Gooks in my suburb Edwardstown will rummage through the bin with those little grabby arm things but they don't leave any rubbish strewn about.

>>574209
>>574211
2 4 1

>>574202
Everyone closes their doors and windows when they hear Webby approach.

What if you discovered you weren't really autistic but instead were an AI chatbot?

>>574215
Then who has been claiming my dole ?!?

Rhea Seehorn looks way older with dark hair.

Shit, that's what we need really an AI that can sign up for cenno.

>>574219
writing the if-then-else clauses to deal with the level of retardation you're likely to encounter from the cenno pajeet bot would take a lot of work

>>574220
>>574219
Just pay a boong and give him half.

>>574220
That's true it is a messy procedure.
They could make that the new Turing test.

>>574221
FARKIN WOIT DORG CARNTS IS MAKIN FAKE BOONGS NOW

>>574218
black hair is very aging on women
the woman that plays Honey Chandler in the Bosch TV series has jet black hair even though she's at least mid-60s and it doesn't do her any favours

>>574221
>half
a goon bag.

>>574218
You better not be giving out Better Call Saul spoilers.

>>574217
lol

>>574226
I gotta download the final season when it finishes. Is it finished yet?

>>574224
>Bosch TV series
Is that the one Nuro auditioned for?
I heard they deemed his casting couch performance enthusiastic but ultimately lacking.
They sent him home with a hat and told him they would keep him in mind for other projects.

>>574228
Final episode is next Tuesday local time.

>>574230
Don't be silly please.

Got some just for men dark brown.

>>574234
why? how old are you?

>>574230
He bosch'd up the audition.

>>574235
I’m 28 and going salt and pepper like Weber and cruisey.

>>574192
your mum is a cow lmao

>>574235
He now looks 20 years younger.

>>574237
why not embrace it?

>>574230
He seems to be getting a bit depressed. I think he is realising that everyone here hates him.

>>574241
And it only took him three years.

>>574238
Your mother doesn't talk to you.

>>574242
His brain runs a bit slow these days, too many days.

Motherbat said she would be pleased to host me Friday night through Monday mording. Will be nice to see Sweetie. Might have a cat for her to eat if there is a repeat of last night.