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NEET General #587 - Back, Sack and Crack Wax Edition NEET 09/20/2022 (Tue) 07:26 [Preview] No. 594861
How are you getting ready for the long weekend?

OLD: >>593845

NEET 09/20/2022 (Tue) 08:00 [Preview] No.594880 del
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SA Best A.
God bless the Pidge.

NEET 09/20/2022 (Tue) 08:04 [Preview] No.594884 del
My life has been one long weekend for teh past decade

NEET 09/20/2022 (Tue) 08:12 [Preview] No.594892 del
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I like that Pepe variation a lot.

NEET 09/20/2022 (Tue) 08:13 [Preview] No.594895 del
I wish they'd make it that gifs won't load unless you click teh thumbnail. They really are a resource hog.

NEET 09/20/2022 (Tue) 08:14 [Preview] No.594898 del
>They really are a resource hog.
They are essential.

NEET 09/20/2022 (Tue) 08:18 [Preview] No.594905 del
What happens if you get on cenno but don't get separation certificates or whatever they're called from former employers? Last I recall you need 3 or so

NEET 09/20/2022 (Tue) 08:28 [Preview] No.594910 del
I don't think they will pay you from what I remember about past experiences for NEETs. I think they will after a while though.

NEET 09/20/2022 (Tue) 08:34 [Preview] No.594923 del
i hope you have all lived, loved and laughed today

NEET 09/20/2022 (Tue) 08:35 [Preview] No.594924 del
Not for Monk's arse though.

NEET 09/20/2022 (Tue) 08:35 [Preview] No.594925 del
Goon, coom, shitpost.

NEET 09/20/2022 (Tue) 08:36 [Preview] No.594926 del
It's only a long weekend in one state, you mong.

NEET 09/20/2022 (Tue) 08:38 [Preview] No.594927 del
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NEET 09/20/2022 (Tue) 08:38 [Preview] No.594928 del
>in one state,
You need to overcome this mindset.

NEET 09/20/2022 (Tue) 08:39 [Preview] No.594929 del
and his attitude

NEET 09/20/2022 (Tue) 08:40 [Preview] No.594930 del
He is a bad NEET.

NEET 09/20/2022 (Tue) 08:40 [Preview] No.594931 del
Right back at you neet.

NEET 09/20/2022 (Tue) 08:41 [Preview] No.594932 del
lizard lick chicken pickin'

NEET 09/20/2022 (Tue) 08:42 [Preview] No.594933 del
git eet!

NEET 09/20/2022 (Tue) 08:43 [Preview] No.594934 del
thinkin' 'bout the chicken pickin'

NEET 09/20/2022 (Tue) 08:47 [Preview] No.594935 del
might cook meself some steaks

NEET 09/20/2022 (Tue) 08:50 [Preview] No.594936 del
quiet, please dont leave me

NEET 09/20/2022 (Tue) 08:51 [Preview] No.594937 del
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Put on the doomsday suit, it'll be quiet in there.

NEET 09/20/2022 (Tue) 08:54 [Preview] No.594938 del
obama molested me once

NEET 09/20/2022 (Tue) 08:55 [Preview] No.594939 del
some osrs tonight

NEET 09/20/2022 (Tue) 08:55 [Preview] No.594940 del
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I find they get too hot sitting in the sun.

NEET 09/20/2022 (Tue) 08:57 [Preview] No.594941 del
i bought the moisture absorber thing by the way

NEET 09/20/2022 (Tue) 08:57 [Preview] No.594942 del
I have to ask...have any neets ever had their intimate regions waxed? Was it worthwhile?

NEET 09/20/2022 (Tue) 08:57 [Preview] No.594943 del
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On the plane. Cramped as fuck.
Not even enough room for a wank

NEET 09/20/2022 (Tue) 08:58 [Preview] No.594944 del
May it whisk away all your fluids.

NEET 09/20/2022 (Tue) 08:59 [Preview] No.594945 del
You'll just have to wank in the aisle.

NEET 09/20/2022 (Tue) 08:59 [Preview] No.594946 del
What are your plans in Zipperheadland?

NEET 09/20/2022 (Tue) 09:00 [Preview] No.594947 del
Were any other neets aware that NK had a korean qt? I never hear about these things.

NEET 09/20/2022 (Tue) 09:00 [Preview] No.594948 del
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That to can be sorted.

NEET 09/20/2022 (Tue) 09:01 [Preview] No.594949 del
International boong edition.

NEET 09/20/2022 (Tue) 09:01 [Preview] No.594950 del
I don't think I could fit through that center aisle.

NEET 09/20/2022 (Tue) 09:01 [Preview] No.594951 del
Well done NEET. Very exciting.

NEET 09/20/2022 (Tue) 09:01 [Preview] No.594952 del
Even sideways?

NEET 09/20/2022 (Tue) 09:02 [Preview] No.594953 del
Ask the person next to you to wank you off.

NEET 09/20/2022 (Tue) 09:03 [Preview] No.594954 del
Yes. He posted a blurry picture of her a couple of years ago.
It is NK's birthday next week.

NEET 09/20/2022 (Tue) 09:03 [Preview] No.594955 del
If they folded the seats down.

NEET 09/20/2022 (Tue) 09:03 [Preview] No.594956 del
well done steak with tomato sauce

NEET 09/20/2022 (Tue) 09:04 [Preview] No.594957 del
See woman then see country.
I have no interest in Korea and there's nothing I want to see over there.
Hope most cunts there don't think I'm some K-pop fanboy

NEET 09/20/2022 (Tue) 09:06 [Preview] No.594958 del
>I'm some K-pop fanboy
There is no shame in that, we do not judge.

NEET 09/20/2022 (Tue) 09:07 [Preview] No.594959 del
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This Friday on womboflix - a negro shoots some mexicans in Tony Scott's Man on Fire (2004). Then on Saturday, for the discerning neet viewer, we have The Prestige (2006) - set in Edwardian London where two rival magicians, partners until the tragic death of an assistant during a show, feud bitterly after one of them performs the ultimate magic trick. Staring Christian Bale, Hugh Jackman, Scarlett Johansson and Michael Caine.

NEET 09/20/2022 (Tue) 09:07 [Preview] No.594960 del
big milkers?

NEET 09/20/2022 (Tue) 09:07 [Preview] No.594961 del
Friday tomorrow bros

NEET 09/20/2022 (Tue) 09:08 [Preview] No.594962 del
That is a rude question.

NEET 09/20/2022 (Tue) 09:08 [Preview] No.594963 del
Short week?

NEET 09/20/2022 (Tue) 09:08 [Preview] No.594964 del
what's on tonight, you big stinky fuck?

NEET 09/20/2022 (Tue) 09:09 [Preview] No.594965 del
It shouldn't be, a girl's boob size is public information.

NEET 09/20/2022 (Tue) 09:09 [Preview] No.594966 del
Weber introduced the banjo to Korea.

NEET 09/20/2022 (Tue) 09:09 [Preview] No.594967 del
A private session, you're not invited.

NEET 09/20/2022 (Tue) 09:11 [Preview] No.594968 del

NEET 09/20/2022 (Tue) 09:17 [Preview] No.594969 del

NEET 09/20/2022 (Tue) 09:17 [Preview] No.594970 del
Tiffin has reserved the entire front row

NEET 09/20/2022 (Tue) 09:18 [Preview] No.594971 del
This is all very exciting

NEET 09/20/2022 (Tue) 09:19 [Preview] No.594972 del
the washing machine sings me a song

NEET 09/20/2022 (Tue) 09:19 [Preview] No.594973 del
NEETs in the know knew.

NEET 09/20/2022 (Tue) 09:20 [Preview] No.594974 del
Find the song on Youtube for us please.

NEET 09/20/2022 (Tue) 09:20 [Preview] No.594975 del
Long weekend reset begins.

NEET 09/20/2022 (Tue) 09:20 [Preview] No.594976 del
>to bed
Goodnight NEET

NEET 09/20/2022 (Tue) 09:20 [Preview] No.594977 del
Shazam it!

NEET 09/20/2022 (Tue) 09:21 [Preview] No.594978 del
Where are you allowed to go without the vaxx?

NEET 09/20/2022 (Tue) 09:21 [Preview] No.594979 del
North Korea. Keep up.

NEET 09/20/2022 (Tue) 09:22 [Preview] No.594980 del
with enough mental illness you can go anywhere

NEET 09/20/2022 (Tue) 09:24 [Preview] No.594981 del
I should have said other than there.

NEET 09/20/2022 (Tue) 09:25 [Preview] No.594982 del
They won't let me into New Zealand

NEET 09/20/2022 (Tue) 09:26 [Preview] No.594983 del
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NEET 09/20/2022 (Tue) 09:27 [Preview] No.594984 del
while new neets no know

NEET 09/20/2022 (Tue) 09:27 [Preview] No.594985 del
not mentally ill enough

NEET 09/20/2022 (Tue) 09:32 [Preview] No.594986 del
Looks like they might have changed that:


NEET 09/20/2022 (Tue) 09:33 [Preview] No.594987 del
I can't visit the USA without consular approval

NEET 09/20/2022 (Tue) 09:33 [Preview] No.594988 del
new zealand? more like poo zealand!

NEET 09/20/2022 (Tue) 09:36 [Preview] No.594989 del
I don't like how Americans overreact.

NEET 09/20/2022 (Tue) 09:37 [Preview] No.594990 del
Oh yeah

NEET 09/20/2022 (Tue) 09:37 [Preview] No.594991 del
Yeah buddy.

NEET 09/20/2022 (Tue) 09:42 [Preview] No.594992 del
the cat is meowing

NEET 09/20/2022 (Tue) 09:43 [Preview] No.594993 del
Throw it some sardines.

NEET 09/20/2022 (Tue) 09:43 [Preview] No.594994 del
throw it at the wall

NEET 09/20/2022 (Tue) 09:44 [Preview] No.594995 del
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NEET 09/20/2022 (Tue) 09:44 [Preview] No.594996 del
Who the fuck is this NEET and why should Nuro care ?

NEET 09/20/2022 (Tue) 09:45 [Preview] No.594997 del

NEET 09/20/2022 (Tue) 09:46 [Preview] No.594998 del
Can't wire speakers

NEET 09/20/2022 (Tue) 09:47 [Preview] No.594999 del
Someone else you can not score for.

NEET 09/20/2022 (Tue) 09:49 [Preview] No.595000 del
None of what is going to happen would have if Nuro did his part.

NEET 09/20/2022 (Tue) 09:50 [Preview] No.595001 del
Preferential treatment for some.

NEET 09/20/2022 (Tue) 09:51 [Preview] No.595002 del
Meanwhile on Monday.

NEET 09/20/2022 (Tue) 10:03 [Preview] No.595005 del
Handy to know.

NEET 09/20/2022 (Tue) 10:06 [Preview] No.595006 del
Catastrophising about tomorrow but its totally warranted

NEET 09/20/2022 (Tue) 10:07 [Preview] No.595007 del
What the fuck happened to the site NEETs?

NEET 09/20/2022 (Tue) 10:08 [Preview] No.595008 del

NEET 09/20/2022 (Tue) 10:10 [Preview] No.595009 del
It was down for like a week, was this really just to fix .gif?

NEET 09/20/2022 (Tue) 10:10 [Preview] No.595010 del
Worse comes to worse. Power up that web cam and sell your services.

NEET 09/20/2022 (Tue) 10:11 [Preview] No.595011 del
Yes. An essential feature.

NEET 09/20/2022 (Tue) 10:12 [Preview] No.595012 del
wasn't down for a week

NEET 09/20/2022 (Tue) 10:13 [Preview] No.595013 del
I'm halfway there already

NEET 09/20/2022 (Tue) 10:13 [Preview] No.595014 del
was I the only one who couldn't access the site?

NEET 09/20/2022 (Tue) 10:13 [Preview] No.595015 del
That's normal anxiety, I do that everyday.

NEET 09/20/2022 (Tue) 10:14 [Preview] No.595017 del
no, but it wasn't a week

NEET 09/20/2022 (Tue) 10:14 [Preview] No.595018 del

NEET 09/20/2022 (Tue) 10:15 [Preview] No.595019 del
Cloud flare is still blocking access to endchan for some users, I just got the wire up.

is this the site, cloudflare or glowniggers?

NEET 09/20/2022 (Tue) 10:15 [Preview] No.595020 del
its tiktokneets fault

NEET 09/20/2022 (Tue) 10:16 [Preview] No.595021 del
Wasn't it just like a daY?

NEET 09/20/2022 (Tue) 10:19 [Preview] No.595022 del
Some users still can't use the site, as in right now.

NEET 09/20/2022 (Tue) 10:19 [Preview] No.595023 del
net and gg work fine. The org one doesn't work on my phone.

NEET 09/20/2022 (Tue) 10:20 [Preview] No.595024 del
NK will be passing Shark Bay soon

NEET 09/20/2022 (Tue) 10:22 [Preview] No.595025 del
It may be that the .org is blocking cloudflare IP's by accident, the firewall might mistake cloudflare for a attack node.

NEET 09/20/2022 (Tue) 10:23 [Preview] No.595026 del
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NEET 09/20/2022 (Tue) 10:24 [Preview] No.595027 del
tiktok NEET should be banned

NEET 09/20/2022 (Tue) 10:25 [Preview] No.595028 del

NEET 09/20/2022 (Tue) 10:25 [Preview] No.595029 del
utter shit

NEET 09/20/2022 (Tue) 10:25 [Preview] No.595030 del
Please up your game.

NEET 09/20/2022 (Tue) 10:26 [Preview] No.595031 del
All domains work for me.

NEET 09/20/2022 (Tue) 10:26 [Preview] No.595032 del
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NEET 09/20/2022 (Tue) 10:27 [Preview] No.595033 del
I don't even get this kind of humour
I'm leaning towards it just being for kids with ipads over something post-ironic and taking the piss

NEET 09/20/2022 (Tue) 10:27 [Preview] No.595034 del
ur r small brain lol

NEET 09/20/2022 (Tue) 10:31 [Preview] No.595036 del

NEET 09/20/2022 (Tue) 10:31 [Preview] No.595037 del
At least Olive is easy on the eyes.

NEET 09/20/2022 (Tue) 10:32 [Preview] No.595038 del
nite neet

NEET 09/20/2022 (Tue) 10:32 [Preview] No.595039 del
goodnigjht NEET. Sleep tight.

NEET 09/20/2022 (Tue) 10:32 [Preview] No.595040 del
nah that neet needs to drink bleach

NEET 09/20/2022 (Tue) 10:33 [Preview] No.595041 del
we're a bunch of fucking mongs, that's what

NEET 09/20/2022 (Tue) 10:42 [Preview] No.595043 del
Good advice

NEET 09/20/2022 (Tue) 10:48 [Preview] No.595044 del
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We will never understand the zoomer humour. We have been generation gapped.

NEET 09/20/2022 (Tue) 10:49 [Preview] No.595045 del
Does olive sell a custom fleshlight on her onlyfans?

NEET 09/20/2022 (Tue) 10:50 [Preview] No.595046 del
>generation gapped

NEET 09/20/2022 (Tue) 10:50 [Preview] No.595047 del
Only used.

NEET 09/20/2022 (Tue) 11:02 [Preview] No.595048 del
Goon isnt working tonight, heart rate is increasing, feeling shaky.

NEET 09/20/2022 (Tue) 11:05 [Preview] No.595049 del
You just need to drink through it

NEET 09/20/2022 (Tue) 11:15 [Preview] No.595051 del
Felt a lot better after a few glasses of water. I must be dehydrated for long periods and not realise it.

NEET 09/20/2022 (Tue) 11:19 [Preview] No.595052 del
Finally received that last instalment from the father of that nigga who borrowed $6k at the beginning of June.
Neither a borrower nor a lender be, NEETs.

NEET 09/20/2022 (Tue) 11:20 [Preview] No.595053 del
Good to hear you got it back.

NEET 09/20/2022 (Tue) 11:21 [Preview] No.595054 del
Nighty night NEETs.

NEET 09/20/2022 (Tue) 11:22 [Preview] No.595055 del
Good to hear.

NEET 09/20/2022 (Tue) 11:23 [Preview] No.595056 del
Good night

NEET 09/20/2022 (Tue) 11:23 [Preview] No.595057 del
be neither the jewed nor the jew

NEET 09/20/2022 (Tue) 11:24 [Preview] No.595058 del
wonder how monks going

NEET 09/20/2022 (Tue) 11:25 [Preview] No.595059 del

NEET 09/20/2022 (Tue) 11:34 [Preview] No.595060 del
I kept watching the queens funeral last night but endchan went down so I couldnt keep talking to that neet about it.

NEET 09/20/2022 (Tue) 11:37 [Preview] No.595061 del
I fell asleep with it on the telly.

NEET 09/20/2022 (Tue) 11:42 [Preview] No.595062 del
When the procession got going through the country side and castles it was comfy. I could see how a neet could snooze to it.

NEET 09/20/2022 (Tue) 11:51 [Preview] No.595063 del
The goons starting to work. 2 glasses left
Worried about a sleepless night, worried about the office tomorrow

NEET 09/20/2022 (Tue) 11:53 [Preview] No.595064 del
Did you wage today?

NEET 09/20/2022 (Tue) 11:55 [Preview] No.595065 del
Yeah, technically

NEET 09/20/2022 (Tue) 11:56 [Preview] No.595066 del
what happened this week?
heavy goonage and lack of sleep fuck your shit up?

NEET 09/20/2022 (Tue) 12:02 [Preview] No.595067 del
Hope NK keeps us updated on the korea trip. Its a positive neet arc.

NEET 09/20/2022 (Tue) 12:05 [Preview] No.595068 del
I sold my kindle I got in 2018 that I never use for $50 today to some gumtree cunno. Feels good to get a bit of cash from whats basically clutter now.

NEET 09/20/2022 (Tue) 12:07 [Preview] No.595069 del
Good news.

NEET 09/20/2022 (Tue) 12:08 [Preview] No.595070 del
NK is usually disappointing with personal updates.
He mostly just posts the pic of the elephant having sex.

NEET 09/20/2022 (Tue) 12:10 [Preview] No.595071 del
I'm feeling optimistic.You're right though, he was always quite the aloof neet.

NEET 09/20/2022 (Tue) 12:20 [Preview] No.595072 del
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Quiet night on the gen.

NEET 09/20/2022 (Tue) 12:22 [Preview] No.595073 del
What are you up to NEET?

NEET 09/20/2022 (Tue) 12:24 [Preview] No.595074 del
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Standard relapse. Had almost five days. Monk situation got to me.
what about you neeto?

NEET 09/20/2022 (Tue) 12:25 [Preview] No.595075 del
Big weekend but nothing extreme. Anxiety got the better of me. Realising how hopeless the situation is. Thinking it might be best to get a casual job and do the outpatient program. Drafting the message to Bossman in my head. Dreading being taken to a meeting room and given notice
A broken record I know.

NEET 09/20/2022 (Tue) 12:25 [Preview] No.595076 del
>almost five days
That will have done your body good regardless of the relapse.

>what about you neeto?
I'm on the gen and reading on reddit.

NEET 09/20/2022 (Tue) 12:26 [Preview] No.595077 del
You need an inpatient program. You need to stay in a facility for several months.

NEET 09/20/2022 (Tue) 12:27 [Preview] No.595078 del
You might not get sacked. Have a crack again tomorrow and see how it goes. Try to salvage it and if you get sacked so be it. Start the outpatient asap regardless.

NEET 09/20/2022 (Tue) 12:27 [Preview] No.595079 del
what sub neeto?

NEET 09/20/2022 (Tue) 12:28 [Preview] No.595080 del
I heard the adelaide trio are securing him a spot at an inpatient program in the adelaide hills on a hobby farm.

NEET 09/20/2022 (Tue) 12:31 [Preview] No.595081 del
I can’t while working full time

NEET 09/20/2022 (Tue) 12:32 [Preview] No.595082 del
/idiotsincars/ right now.

NEET 09/20/2022 (Tue) 12:36 [Preview] No.595083 del
I see. Can you keep your head above water on 25 hours a week?

NEET 09/20/2022 (Tue) 12:38 [Preview] No.595084 del
It’s a full time role at an international startup, they’d just replace me anyway

NEET 09/20/2022 (Tue) 12:39 [Preview] No.595085 del
I will check it out. I love the aussie dashcam comps so I think it would be up my alley.

NEET 09/20/2022 (Tue) 12:42 [Preview] No.595086 del
wonder if any neets remember Michael from struggle street.

NEET 09/20/2022 (Tue) 12:44 [Preview] No.595087 del
I could never watch that show it was too upsetting.

NEET 09/20/2022 (Tue) 12:44 [Preview] No.595088 del
Might give it another watch. I’ve only grown closer to him.

NEET 09/20/2022 (Tue) 12:45 [Preview] No.595089 del
Yeah it was brutal.

NEET 09/20/2022 (Tue) 12:46 [Preview] No.595090 del
Even the most feral neet here was much more dignified than a lot of people on that show.

NEET 09/20/2022 (Tue) 12:49 [Preview] No.595091 del
My hairlines getting justed.

NEET 09/20/2022 (Tue) 12:54 [Preview] No.595092 del
Yikes. I am not too far behind you NEET.
We need to have the dignity to accept ageing gracefully. To just let it go.

NEET 09/20/2022 (Tue) 12:55 [Preview] No.595093 del
Season Three.

NEET 09/20/2022 (Tue) 12:56 [Preview] No.595094 del
I looked that show up on YouTube and started watching a compilation of the funniest bits.
None of it was funny.

NEET 09/20/2022 (Tue) 12:57 [Preview] No.595095 del
Last time he went overseas he was chased through the back alleys.

NEET 09/20/2022 (Tue) 12:59 [Preview] No.595096 del
Feels weird seeing a NEETs eyes.

NEET 09/20/2022 (Tue) 12:59 [Preview] No.595097 del
Dead silverside eyes.

NEET 09/20/2022 (Tue) 13:00 [Preview] No.595098 del
You need to watch it for a while before it starts getting better and better.

NEET 09/20/2022 (Tue) 13:00 [Preview] No.595099 del
Which NEET is it?

NEET 09/20/2022 (Tue) 13:02 [Preview] No.595100 del
They all look alike to me.

NEET 09/20/2022 (Tue) 13:03 [Preview] No.595101 del
Norwood reapers taking me.

NEET 09/20/2022 (Tue) 13:06 [Preview] No.595102 del
On the Parade?

NEET 09/20/2022 (Tue) 13:07 [Preview] No.595103 del
the standards, junkfood, cigs and zoloft did that to me.

NEET 09/20/2022 (Tue) 13:10 [Preview] No.595104 del
Might just get munted and send my pre-resignation message in the early am

NEET 09/20/2022 (Tue) 13:10 [Preview] No.595105 del
You look like you have witnessed a massacre, but the shock and dullness in your eyes is just from a slow accumulation of NEET living.

NEET 09/20/2022 (Tue) 13:11 [Preview] No.595106 del
Talk to the boss like an adult and stop all this immature shit. Stay sober and deal with it tomorrow like a man.

NEET 09/20/2022 (Tue) 13:11 [Preview] No.595107 del
Mourning all the possible futures for myself that I ruined.

NEET 09/20/2022 (Tue) 13:14 [Preview] No.595108 del
RIP. They are out there in parallel universes living their best lives. We had to take the L here in this one for them to succeed in theirs.

NEET 09/20/2022 (Tue) 13:19 [Preview] No.595109 del
Can I still take a W before its too late?

NEET 09/20/2022 (Tue) 13:23 [Preview] No.595110 del
I think you already know the answer to that.

NEET 09/20/2022 (Tue) 13:25 [Preview] No.595111 del
Looking at minoxidil on ebay

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NEET 09/20/2022 (Tue) 13:36 [Preview] No.595114 del
Think I’ll resign tonight

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NEET 09/20/2022 (Tue) 13:37 [Preview] No.595116 del
is it the right move?

NEET 09/20/2022 (Tue) 13:42 [Preview] No.595117 del
Monk might have to don the UMM polo at this rate.

NEET 09/20/2022 (Tue) 13:44 [Preview] No.595118 del
Don't be stupid.

NEET 09/20/2022 (Tue) 13:44 [Preview] No.595119 del

NEET 09/20/2022 (Tue) 13:44 [Preview] No.595120 del
He'll be one of the mongs, not one of the herders.

NEET 09/20/2022 (Tue) 13:55 [Preview] No.595121 del
I don’t see any other options, why delay the inevitable

NEET 09/20/2022 (Tue) 13:58 [Preview] No.595122 del
If you are honestly not at a point where you can go back to work and be productive enough to salvage I can understand. Are you having a full on breakdown?

NEET 09/20/2022 (Tue) 14:01 [Preview] No.595123 del
I don’t know what a breakdown is anymore
I exist in a constant state of pressure
I can barely feed myself or clean the toilet, manage my dirty laundry or other household chores
I have 2 hours a day where I’m not drinking or hungover
I could possibly manage another two weeks at work but the shame of keeping up this lie isn’t worth it

NEET 09/20/2022 (Tue) 14:08 [Preview] No.595124 del
Not good mate. You're gonna have to tell your folks how bad its gotten to get that support behind you. I think its either go to wagga or work 30 hours a week at a warehouse and do outpatient until you are back on your feet.

NEET 09/20/2022 (Tue) 14:12 [Preview] No.595125 del

NEET 09/20/2022 (Tue) 14:13 [Preview] No.595126 del
sit down on the couch and do some deep breathing.

NEET 09/20/2022 (Tue) 14:18 [Preview] No.595127 del
I'm gonna get a new stereo head unit put in the camry. Bluetooth, apple play etc. Not even at 250k yet. Want to get it to atleast 300.

NEET 09/20/2022 (Tue) 14:22 [Preview] No.595128 del
Thinking about monk singing unchained melody at karaoke.

NEET 09/20/2022 (Tue) 14:32 [Preview] No.595129 del
15 acquired
I think the decision has been made

NEET 09/20/2022 (Tue) 14:36 [Preview] No.595130 del
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>15 acquired
fuck mate. Its done and dusted with a haul like that at this hour. Beer or goon cuzzo?

NEET 09/20/2022 (Tue) 14:37 [Preview] No.595131 del
Tallboys and a long neck
One last hurrah, totally doable

NEET 09/20/2022 (Tue) 14:40 [Preview] No.595132 del
The fuck are you doing?
Don't resign unless you have something else lined up.

NEET 09/20/2022 (Tue) 14:40 [Preview] No.595133 del
You should send that resignation email or text now. You won't be getting up before 2pm now.

NEET 09/20/2022 (Tue) 14:42 [Preview] No.595134 del
He is doing what he always does.
His brain is hardwired into certain responses to stress.
He is like the rest of us.

NEET 09/20/2022 (Tue) 14:44 [Preview] No.595135 del
He should just be a mong and continue waging. Wait till they sack him and do 4 interviews in that time.

NEET 09/20/2022 (Tue) 14:46 [Preview] No.595136 del
It is frustrating watching him self-destruct all the time.

NEET 09/20/2022 (Tue) 14:48 [Preview] No.595137 del
>He should
We all should have done many things differently along our journey. But we didn't.
If we had made the right choices we wouldn't be mongs. But we are mongs.

NEET 09/20/2022 (Tue) 14:49 [Preview] No.595138 del
Monk and me gonna have to use the last three months of the year to gear up for the true unjusting in 2023.

NEET 09/20/2022 (Tue) 14:51 [Preview] No.595139 del
I would say that at his point the 2020s are a write off. It will be easiest to start fresh on January 1st 2030.

NEET 09/20/2022 (Tue) 14:56 [Preview] No.595140 del
I think this will be the right choice. It will be tough, tomorrow will probably be the last payday. But I can’t bear this weight anymore. The lies, the excuses, the constant shame. There are lots of casual jobs around. I could make the rehab doable. A stress free job, sobriety and weight loss. 6 months on the program and back into it. I can’t keep showing up looking wasted at the morning zoom call. If it goes wrong I’ll roll the dice at Wagga
The stoic abstainer arc is close

NEET 09/20/2022 (Tue) 14:59 [Preview] No.595141 del
You are talking about trying the things you have tried before. They will not suddenly work this time.
You need inpatient rehab.

NEET 09/20/2022 (Tue) 15:00 [Preview] No.595142 del
I’m hopelessly fucked
I can’t stop lying and exploiting patience of others to extend my hedonism
I deserve to suffer and do something honest

NEET 09/20/2022 (Tue) 15:04 [Preview] No.595143 del
>I deserve to suffer and do something honest
tell your folks the absolute truth if you are in the frame of mind.

NEET 09/20/2022 (Tue) 15:07 [Preview] No.595144 del
Don't quit, just start applying.

NEET 09/20/2022 (Tue) 15:10 [Preview] No.595145 del
Maybe I use these fantastical redemption arcs to escape my own reality which results in self sabotage. I can’t keep track anymore

NEET 09/20/2022 (Tue) 17:03 [Preview] No.595146 del
Those are breddy gud.

NEET 09/20/2022 (Tue) 17:12 [Preview] No.595147 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=4cCZk9fZ9eE [Embed]

NEET 09/20/2022 (Tue) 17:21 [Preview] No.595148 del
You've been posting a lot of this cringecore.

NEET 09/20/2022 (Tue) 17:28 [Preview] No.595149 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=giJKFe9V_Cg [Embed]

The CIA wants me dead
The FBI reads my mails
Twitter CEO is a cunt
And the ADL can suck my cock

NEET 09/20/2022 (Tue) 17:47 [Preview] No.595150 del
At the gym

NEET 09/20/2022 (Tue) 17:47 [Preview] No.595151 del

NEET 09/20/2022 (Tue) 17:48 [Preview] No.595152 del
Have a good session NEET.

NEET 09/20/2022 (Tue) 18:24 [Preview] No.595153 del
Kebab ordered

NEET 09/20/2022 (Tue) 19:10 [Preview] No.595154 del
At this hour? What a lifestyle.

NEET 09/20/2022 (Tue) 19:36 [Preview] No.595155 del
Morning neetbros. Slept well, feel bright and bushy tailed and ready for the day ahead.

NEET 09/20/2022 (Tue) 19:47 [Preview] No.595156 del
shidded my pant

NEET 09/20/2022 (Tue) 19:50 [Preview] No.595157 del
Good morning.

NEET 09/20/2022 (Tue) 19:55 [Preview] No.595158 del
morning, are you kebab neet?

NEET 09/20/2022 (Tue) 20:05 [Preview] No.595159 del

NEET 09/20/2022 (Tue) 20:17 [Preview] No.595160 del
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shidded in my toilet!

NEET 09/20/2022 (Tue) 20:20 [Preview] No.595161 del
Well done NEET.

NEET 09/20/2022 (Tue) 20:24 [Preview] No.595162 del
I am off to bed NEETs. Good night.

NEET 09/20/2022 (Tue) 20:29 [Preview] No.595163 del
good night and sleep tight

NEET 09/20/2022 (Tue) 20:31 [Preview] No.595164 del
good morning, sleep tight

NEET 09/20/2022 (Tue) 20:36 [Preview] No.595165 del
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NEET 09/20/2022 (Tue) 20:37 [Preview] No.595166 del
Bought some new low carb bread from aldi, trying some for breakfast now, hope it's not too terrible.

NEET 09/20/2022 (Tue) 21:18 [Preview] No.595167 del
If it's the one I've read about previously, it should be quite alright.

NEET 09/20/2022 (Tue) 21:19 [Preview] No.595168 del
Getting up and reading the posts Monk made after I went to bed almost always put me in a bad mood.

NEET 09/20/2022 (Tue) 21:25 [Preview] No.595169 del
It tastes like cardboard, but I've never really liked bread anyway so I don't care.

NEET 09/20/2022 (Tue) 21:29 [Preview] No.595170 del
I tried that Bürgen bread or whatever it's called before, I didn't mind it although it felt really moist.

NEET 09/20/2022 (Tue) 21:30 [Preview] No.595171 del
facebook alphabet disney amazon apple marvel dc netflix and google is formally excommunicated from heaven equals decode h t t p s w w w whitehouse govcontact washington bureaucracy f u c k e d you all

True story mate.

NEET 09/20/2022 (Tue) 21:32 [Preview] No.595172 del

NEET 09/20/2022 (Tue) 21:33 [Preview] No.595173 del
(c) Nothing in this section exonerates a public employee from liability for injury proximately caused by his negligent or wrongful act or omission in carrying out or failing to carry out:
(1) A determination to confine or not to confine a person for mental illness or addiction.
(2) The terms or conditions of confinement of a person for mental illness or addiction.
(3) A determination to parole, grant a leave of absence to, or release a person confined for mental illness or addiction.
Ca. Gov. Code § 856

Key out Silicon Valley

NEET 09/20/2022 (Tue) 21:36 [Preview] No.595175 del

NEET 09/20/2022 (Tue) 21:38 [Preview] No.595176 del
Thank (You)!

Long Weekend Reset at the end of today.

Better and better.

That sounds do-able.

It will go well with the blue hat. Perhaps he can feature in the next ad.

The Long Weekend Reset is really needed.

That taste of boong water looked vile.

>gear up for the true unjusting in 2023.
Sounds do-able.

>The stoic abstainer arc is close

>Key out Silicon Valley
Encryption debunked?

Good morning NEETs.

NEET 09/20/2022 (Tue) 21:38 [Preview] No.595177 del
I wish I could be this schizo.

NEET 09/20/2022 (Tue) 21:38 [Preview] No.595178 del
might do The Mash, The Monster Mash, later

NEET 09/20/2022 (Tue) 21:40 [Preview] No.595179 del
He does keep himself busy, I admire that.

NEET 09/20/2022 (Tue) 21:40 [Preview] No.595180 del
I had a protein shake on my walk home from the gym earlier this morning. I had a black coffee and a banana about an hour after that then I had another black coffee just now. I might have tuna, brown rice and steamed veggies for lunch.
Will it be a graveyard smash?

NEET 09/20/2022 (Tue) 21:40 [Preview] No.595181 del
>Will it be a graveyard smash?
I believe so.

NEET 09/20/2022 (Tue) 21:41 [Preview] No.595182 del
I need to stop being a lazy arse and read/watch more stuff on esotericism so I can start getting into the nitty gritty schizo stuff.

NEET 09/20/2022 (Tue) 21:42 [Preview] No.595183 del
You should try and summon a semen demon

NEET 09/20/2022 (Tue) 21:42 [Preview] No.595184 del
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Just be warned, there is a non-white in this video.

NEET 09/20/2022 (Tue) 21:44 [Preview] No.595185 del
Why would I need to do that when I have you lot?

NEET 09/20/2022 (Tue) 21:46 [Preview] No.595186 del
might have to go and visit the old bird tonight

NEET 09/20/2022 (Tue) 21:48 [Preview] No.595187 del
It was scanned into the Adelaide depot just after 5 this morning and is on board for delivery.

NEET 09/20/2022 (Tue) 21:48 [Preview] No.595188 del
>Bold move! Dramatic moment chess World No. 1 Magnus Carlsen RESIGNS after one move in rematch against US teen - whose earlier unexpected victory inspired bizarre theories that he used anal beads to cheat

NEET 09/20/2022 (Tue) 21:50 [Preview] No.595189 del
Whizzing above
>Furious residents living under noisy drone delivery flight path call for the service to be banned near their homes - but one neighbour LOVES it

NEET 09/20/2022 (Tue) 21:52 [Preview] No.595190 del

NEET 09/20/2022 (Tue) 21:52 [Preview] No.595191 del

NEET 09/20/2022 (Tue) 21:59 [Preview] No.595192 del
025 OFF

NEET 09/20/2022 (Tue) 22:00 [Preview] No.595193 del
The DailyMail focuses on what the people want to read. There is no speculation to him using anal beads in that other article.

NEET 09/20/2022 (Tue) 22:01 [Preview] No.595194 del
Last week I posted an article about the anal beads fiasco. The DailyMail is woefully behind.

NEET 09/20/2022 (Tue) 22:09 [Preview] No.595195 del
Weber hacked Possum's remote-controlled anal beads once.

NEET 09/20/2022 (Tue) 22:11 [Preview] No.595196 del
After a dispute in the neet council turned deadly, 20 guys were sent to possum's house to whack him once. But possum got so high on garlic bread that he didn't even feel their bullets.

NEET 09/20/2022 (Tue) 22:13 [Preview] No.595197 del
He fell into a pool next to a neon sign saying "the bread is yours"

NEET 09/20/2022 (Tue) 22:15 [Preview] No.595198 del
well bantered sir, well bantered

NEET 09/20/2022 (Tue) 22:17 [Preview] No.595199 del
debating the merits of emptying my caboose here or at Motherbat's

NEET 09/20/2022 (Tue) 22:18 [Preview] No.595200 del

NEET 09/20/2022 (Tue) 22:19 [Preview] No.595201 del
Perhaps reflect on >>595042

NEET 09/20/2022 (Tue) 22:19 [Preview] No.595202 del
noun [ca-boose]

1. a ship's galley
2. a freight-train car attached usually to the rear mainly for the use of the train crew
3. one that follows or brings up the rear
4. buttocks

NEET 09/20/2022 (Tue) 22:22 [Preview] No.595203 del
The caboose should be emptied before any significant life decisions.

NEET 09/20/2022 (Tue) 22:25 [Preview] No.595204 del
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NEET 09/20/2022 (Tue) 22:36 [Preview] No.595205 del
Where is the whimsical example of its use?

NEET 09/20/2022 (Tue) 22:40 [Preview] No.595206 del

NEET 09/20/2022 (Tue) 22:43 [Preview] No.595208 del
imagine the idiotic shrieking

NEET 09/20/2022 (Tue) 22:57 [Preview] No.595209 del
Here is Pajeet delivering it.

NEET 09/20/2022 (Tue) 22:58 [Preview] No.595210 del
Excellent word of the week.

NEET 09/20/2022 (Tue) 22:59 [Preview] No.595211 del
Imagine coming from a family like this.

NEET 09/20/2022 (Tue) 23:04 [Preview] No.595212 del
Happy birthday, NEET.

NEET 09/20/2022 (Tue) 23:04 [Preview] No.595213 del
*covers ears*

NEET 09/20/2022 (Tue) 23:04 [Preview] No.595214 del
It's not mine.

NEET 09/20/2022 (Tue) 23:05 [Preview] No.595215 del
Not very needful of him.

NEET 09/20/2022 (Tue) 23:05 [Preview] No.595216 del
You should know when my birthday is anyway.

NEET 09/20/2022 (Tue) 23:06 [Preview] No.595217 del
Not him, but everyday you are with us is a special day.

NEET 09/20/2022 (Tue) 23:10 [Preview] No.595218 del
It was a white guy, who was a bit too cheerful.

NEET 09/20/2022 (Tue) 23:10 [Preview] No.595219 del
They love kissing his arse at News Corp
>Gerry Harvey on life, health, happiness and losing $4 million in the blink of an eye
>>“I just had a mare die the other day that was worth $4 million, not insured,” he tells news.com.au.
>>“I looked down and I’d lost $4 million in one hit but I thought about it for five minutes at the most and I certainly didn’t get agitated. Because you just roll with the punches.
>>“He doesn’t have to be successful. He just has to be alive and well. In my observations, the ones that do that have a longer happier life.”

Just a reminder.
>Billionaire Harvey Norman founder settles court case with his long-time friend's dying widow who he tried to EVICT from one of his properties - after she became too ill to continue legal fight

NEET 09/20/2022 (Tue) 23:12 [Preview] No.595220 del
Harvey Norman did nothing wrong.

NEET 09/20/2022 (Tue) 23:16 [Preview] No.595221 del
A coordinator company with a managing herder that identifies as 'they' offered me a big mong.
Not replying.

NEET 09/20/2022 (Tue) 23:19 [Preview] No.595222 del
Why would they offload a mong?

NEET 09/20/2022 (Tue) 23:20 [Preview] No.595223 del
open game
get bored in 2 minutes
repeat ad infinitum
play anime
get bored in 2 minutes
repeat ad infinitium

NEET 09/20/2022 (Tue) 23:22 [Preview] No.595224 del
They don't do the support worker part.

NEET 09/20/2022 (Tue) 23:41 [Preview] No.595225 del
you wouldn't download a mong

NEET 09/20/2022 (Tue) 23:42 [Preview] No.595226 del
Unloading that caboose

NEET 09/20/2022 (Tue) 23:43 [Preview] No.595227 del
He also took government Covid money, turned a record profit, and refused to repay any of it.

NEET 09/20/2022 (Tue) 23:48 [Preview] No.595228 del
Government shouldn't have made his company eligible for the money.

NEET 09/20/2022 (Tue) 23:53 [Preview] No.595229 del
Set it free.

NEET 09/21/2022 (Wed) 00:07 [Preview] No.595230 del
I've gotten obsessed with watching video game reviews rather than playing them. This guy on youtube has me convinced that cyberpunk 2077 was actually an ok game.

NEET 09/21/2022 (Wed) 00:20 [Preview] No.595231 del
I do that. Unreal engine is the best for reasons I don't understand.

NEET 09/21/2022 (Wed) 00:21 [Preview] No.595232 del
Wonder if monks on the bossmans discussion list.

NEET 09/21/2022 (Wed) 00:23 [Preview] No.595233 del
Listening to Jimmy Buffet.

NEET 09/21/2022 (Wed) 00:28 [Preview] No.595234 del
>Jimmy Buffet

NEET 09/21/2022 (Wed) 00:31 [Preview] No.595235 del
Warren's brother

NEET 09/21/2022 (Wed) 00:37 [Preview] No.595236 del
terrible sleep, tossing and turning since 11

NEET 09/21/2022 (Wed) 00:47 [Preview] No.595237 del
Shaq in Australia.

NEET 09/21/2022 (Wed) 00:51 [Preview] No.595238 del
Worst sleep I have had in a while.

NEET 09/21/2022 (Wed) 01:07 [Preview] No.595239 del
going to be a long day

NEET 09/21/2022 (Wed) 01:37 [Preview] No.595240 del
psycho eyes

NEET 09/21/2022 (Wed) 01:40 [Preview] No.595241 del
The KFC milf called me honey again

NEET 09/21/2022 (Wed) 01:41 [Preview] No.595242 del
Ask her what's good for dipping

NEET 09/21/2022 (Wed) 01:42 [Preview] No.595243 del
I'll remember that next time. She did ask if I wanted any sauces.

NEET 09/21/2022 (Wed) 01:42 [Preview] No.595244 del
just ask her out

NEET 09/21/2022 (Wed) 01:43 [Preview] No.595245 del
'No thanks, I'm spicy enough'

NEET 09/21/2022 (Wed) 01:45 [Preview] No.595246 del
She wants you.

NEET 09/21/2022 (Wed) 01:46 [Preview] No.595247 del
I have my doubts

NEET 09/21/2022 (Wed) 02:00 [Preview] No.595248 del

NEET 09/21/2022 (Wed) 02:01 [Preview] No.595249 del
KingCobraJFS is live, chillin

https://youtube.com/watch?v=kIMHJNSpHd4 [Embed]

NEET 09/21/2022 (Wed) 02:02 [Preview] No.595250 del
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NEET 09/21/2022 (Wed) 02:05 [Preview] No.595253 del

NEET 09/21/2022 (Wed) 02:05 [Preview] No.595254 del

NEET 09/21/2022 (Wed) 02:06 [Preview] No.595255 del
Only a chad like Cruisedog could pull this off.

NEET 09/21/2022 (Wed) 02:06 [Preview] No.595256 del
Big Boss Energy

NEET 09/21/2022 (Wed) 02:06 [Preview] No.595257 del
The bad home is strong in this one

NEET 09/21/2022 (Wed) 02:07 [Preview] No.595258 del

NEET 09/21/2022 (Wed) 02:09 [Preview] No.595259 del
was that the coon?

NEET 09/21/2022 (Wed) 02:09 [Preview] No.595260 del
Done a few hours of actual work.

NEET 09/21/2022 (Wed) 02:11 [Preview] No.595261 del
Waste of money, put it towards a newer car.

NEET 09/21/2022 (Wed) 02:11 [Preview] No.595262 del
Apparently I'm supposed to get the $25k first home buyers grant, I thought I already got it.
What do I ask revenueSA Weber?

NEET 09/21/2022 (Wed) 02:13 [Preview] No.595263 del
Normally that goes direct to the bank when your loan is arranged... How did that not happen?

NEET 09/21/2022 (Wed) 02:13 [Preview] No.595264 del
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>something else lined up

NEET 09/21/2022 (Wed) 02:16 [Preview] No.595265 del
Well done, you can take the rest of the day off now neet.

NEET 09/21/2022 (Wed) 02:17 [Preview] No.595266 del
Yeah, I thought it already had over a year ago. My mate, who built around the same time as me just got an email from them.

NEET 09/21/2022 (Wed) 02:18 [Preview] No.595267 del
"a show about dindu-nuffins"

NEET 09/21/2022 (Wed) 02:18 [Preview] No.595268 del
It's as difficult to get on cenno as it is to get a new job.

NEET 09/21/2022 (Wed) 02:18 [Preview] No.595269 del
What did they email say?
It's not free spending money. Best case, I'd say they'll give it to the bank who will deduct it from your remaining balance.

NEET 09/21/2022 (Wed) 02:19 [Preview] No.595270 del
There are presently more jobs than people to fill them.

NEET 09/21/2022 (Wed) 02:20 [Preview] No.595272 del
Got a shift in about an hour.
Still haven't worked out how to put the public holiday service fees in.
Hopefully it's automatic on the invoice otherwise that'll be a long job in a week or two.

NEET 09/21/2022 (Wed) 02:21 [Preview] No.595273 del
Good work NEET.

NEET 09/21/2022 (Wed) 02:21 [Preview] No.595274 del
That's all I wanted it for. I haven't made a deposit on the mortgage since November.

NEET 09/21/2022 (Wed) 02:21 [Preview] No.595275 del
I was wondering if someone would connect those posts.

NEET 09/21/2022 (Wed) 02:21 [Preview] No.595276 del
I watch more movie trailers than movies, and sometimes even a 3-minute clip is hard to sit through.

NEET 09/21/2022 (Wed) 02:22 [Preview] No.595277 del
>I haven't made a deposit on the mortgage since November.
You mean voluntary additional repayments? Please tell me they have been taking repayments each fortnight or month.

NEET 09/21/2022 (Wed) 02:23 [Preview] No.595278 del
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We'll look after him.

NEET 09/21/2022 (Wed) 02:23 [Preview] No.595279 del

NEET 09/21/2022 (Wed) 02:23 [Preview] No.595280 del
on DSP*

NEET 09/21/2022 (Wed) 02:24 [Preview] No.595281 del
Yeah, there's still over $50k in the offset account, and they get deducted from that.

NEET 09/21/2022 (Wed) 02:25 [Preview] No.595282 del
bunch of squirelly looking cunts aye

NEET 09/21/2022 (Wed) 02:25 [Preview] No.595283 del
Get your missus to make her fortnightly pay a voluntary repayment

NEET 09/21/2022 (Wed) 02:28 [Preview] No.595284 del
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Got them chicken wing cravings

NEET 09/21/2022 (Wed) 02:52 [Preview] No.595285 del
Garn teach a mong how to cook toad in the hole.

NEET 09/21/2022 (Wed) 02:52 [Preview] No.595286 del
i might bully a neet

NEET 09/21/2022 (Wed) 02:52 [Preview] No.595287 del

NEET 09/21/2022 (Wed) 02:57 [Preview] No.595288 del
gonna lay in bed soon

NEET 09/21/2022 (Wed) 02:58 [Preview] No.595289 del
So you pay it off quicker.

NEET 09/21/2022 (Wed) 03:01 [Preview] No.595290 del
If this was you >>593986 then you need to be teaching YOURSELF how to make the actual dish.

NEET 09/21/2022 (Wed) 03:05 [Preview] No.595291 del
You are living my dream NEET.
Embrace it!

NEET 09/21/2022 (Wed) 03:14 [Preview] No.595292 del
i'm waking up at 3 tomorrow morning though

NEET 09/21/2022 (Wed) 03:15 [Preview] No.595293 del
Shock image without spoiler

NEET 09/21/2022 (Wed) 03:24 [Preview] No.595295 del
Big day today neets, tomorrow is my moving day but some stuff is getting moved today.
Last night in the house. I've got my books all packed up and most of my clothes. Female room-mate will be picking them up today. Got a bunch of slop cooked up so I don't need to cook for a few days. I still need to disassemble my furniture, pack up the odds and ends of mine (such as toiletries, food, shoes, weights, desktop etc.), thoroughly clean the kitchen and something else that I was thinking of before but that I've suddenly forgotten. I've developed a bad cough and a sore throat. Possibly bat aids. I bought some "Vicks Vapodrops" to replace the stolen strepsils and these are not as good but about the same price. Feeling very low energy today which is annoying as I really need it today. If I could be bothered I'd go down and get some goon for a good piss-up tonight as that puts me in a mood for packing and cleaning things. Probably not a good time to go drinking an immuno-suppressant though.

NEET 09/21/2022 (Wed) 03:27 [Preview] No.595296 del
Thank (you) for posting it for me.
I feel better knowing that I could stop posting and that Olive-posting would live on without me.

NEET 09/21/2022 (Wed) 03:28 [Preview] No.595297 del
Good luck with the move.
Probably better to stay sober and celebrate when you're all settled in.

NEET 09/21/2022 (Wed) 03:32 [Preview] No.595298 del
that wasn't even a shock image

NEET 09/21/2022 (Wed) 03:33 [Preview] No.595299 del
but we already have wendys

NEET 09/21/2022 (Wed) 03:34 [Preview] No.595300 del
The article says that they are a "Wendy's Milk Bar"

NEET 09/21/2022 (Wed) 03:34 [Preview] No.595301 del
warm and muggy outside. This summer's gonna be hard on executives.

NEET 09/21/2022 (Wed) 03:34 [Preview] No.595302 del
lol he didn't click on it

NEET 09/21/2022 (Wed) 03:35 [Preview] No.595303 del
They will have skellies fan them with palm fronds.

NEET 09/21/2022 (Wed) 03:41 [Preview] No.595304 del
I'll mug you

NEET 09/21/2022 (Wed) 03:45 [Preview] No.595305 del

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NEET 09/21/2022 (Wed) 03:52 [Preview] No.595307 del
poo time, after six coffees it is well earnt.

NEET 09/21/2022 (Wed) 03:54 [Preview] No.595308 del
Sweaty executive nussy. Imagine the smell

NEET 09/21/2022 (Wed) 03:56 [Preview] No.595309 del
a messy but satisfying poo

NEET 09/21/2022 (Wed) 03:57 [Preview] No.595310 del
A messy but satisfying encounter in the public toilets

NEET 09/21/2022 (Wed) 03:58 [Preview] No.595311 del
The damprid is doing it's thing, the reject shop was closed after work so I didn't get that one

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NEET 09/21/2022 (Wed) 04:05 [Preview] No.595314 del
Fuck off

NEET 09/21/2022 (Wed) 04:11 [Preview] No.595315 del
lol nuro a big poofter

NEET 09/21/2022 (Wed) 04:12 [Preview] No.595316 del
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NEET 09/21/2022 (Wed) 04:13 [Preview] No.595317 del
Low quality posts

NEET 09/21/2022 (Wed) 04:15 [Preview] No.595318 del
^low quality poster

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NEET 09/21/2022 (Wed) 04:19 [Preview] No.595320 del
How am I one?

NEET 09/21/2022 (Wed) 04:19 [Preview] No.595321 del
The thumbnail displayed as goatse whether it was AI generated or blurred that's what I saw.

NEET 09/21/2022 (Wed) 04:20 [Preview] No.595322 del
>doesn't even know

NEET 09/21/2022 (Wed) 04:21 [Preview] No.595323 del
Nor do I care.

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NEET 09/21/2022 (Wed) 04:22 [Preview] No.595326 del
Be careful

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NEET 09/21/2022 (Wed) 04:28 [Preview] No.595328 del
not seeing it

NEET 09/21/2022 (Wed) 04:29 [Preview] No.595329 del
That's nice sweetie

NEET 09/21/2022 (Wed) 04:29 [Preview] No.595330 del
i can see pepe

NEET 09/21/2022 (Wed) 04:30 [Preview] No.595331 del
tuxedo pepe

NEET 09/21/2022 (Wed) 04:31 [Preview] No.595332 del
was going to cook toads in a ditch but then was like nah too much effort I'll make lemon pepper chicken wings instead but then I was like nah I've been meaning to make apricot chicken for months so I'll make that instead but then I realised I have no chicken so was like nah I'll just cook the heckin kangaroo steak.

NEET 09/21/2022 (Wed) 04:31 [Preview] No.595333 del
wonder if monks risen

NEET 09/21/2022 (Wed) 04:33 [Preview] No.595334 del
Herbert Adams pies are now owned by the chinks, I wont be buying them again.

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NEET 09/21/2022 (Wed) 04:34 [Preview] No.595337 del
This country is owned by the chinks

NEET 09/21/2022 (Wed) 04:37 [Preview] No.595338 del
so is 4/20

NEET 09/21/2022 (Wed) 04:37 [Preview] No.595339 del
nothing sweet about this bitter old neet

NEET 09/21/2022 (Wed) 04:39 [Preview] No.595340 del
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And now an announcement from womboflix - our Friday night feature film will be the action-thriller Man on Fire (2004) about an alcoholic burnout who goes on a vigilante rampage in mexico - should be a real banger.

"Never show anyone. They'll beg you and they'll flatter you for the secret, but as soon as you give it up... you'll be nothing to them. "
Then on Saturday, we have the thinking man's movie, The Prestige (2006), based on a novel by Christopher Priest, the story of two rival stage magicians in 19th century London.

NEET 09/21/2022 (Wed) 04:40 [Preview] No.595341 del
love on the dash cams when motorbikes rev the engines when cut off by cars

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preheating the oven now

NEET 09/21/2022 (Wed) 04:46 [Preview] No.595344 del
Two legs please.

NEET 09/21/2022 (Wed) 04:47 [Preview] No.595345 del
Nuro ran over a quokka in the lancia once.

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boong appétit

NEET 09/21/2022 (Wed) 04:49 [Preview] No.595347 del
The monster!

NEET 09/21/2022 (Wed) 04:49 [Preview] No.595348 del
Feeling less shit this afternoon the usual. I've been doing more walking and less wanking than I usually do. Trying to figure out which is to thank for my improvement.

NEET 09/21/2022 (Wed) 04:50 [Preview] No.595349 del
Quokkas don't speak Chinese.

NEET 09/21/2022 (Wed) 04:50 [Preview] No.595350 del
Probably both. For reals.

NEET 09/21/2022 (Wed) 04:51 [Preview] No.595351 del
You should try wanking while you go for a walk and see what that does.

NEET 09/21/2022 (Wed) 04:52 [Preview] No.595352 del
A man of science I see.

NEET 09/21/2022 (Wed) 04:53 [Preview] No.595353 del
It was the other way around. Nuro got hit by a chinaman whilst on the eeb.

NEET 09/21/2022 (Wed) 04:54 [Preview] No.595354 del
Garn have some feed.

NEET 09/21/2022 (Wed) 04:55 [Preview] No.595355 del
Good work NEET.

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NEET 09/21/2022 (Wed) 04:56 [Preview] No.595357 del
Watching the esoteric jew

NEET 09/21/2022 (Wed) 04:58 [Preview] No.595358 del
Five (öt) weetbix.

NEET 09/21/2022 (Wed) 05:00 [Preview] No.595360 del
I prefer to think of him as the magic jew. Learn anything interesting?

NEET 09/21/2022 (Wed) 05:01 [Preview] No.595361 del
Greco-Roman/Egyptian spells, so your name is fitting

NEET 09/21/2022 (Wed) 05:04 [Preview] No.595362 del
ProteinNEET slapped me after getting high on creatine once.

NEET 09/21/2022 (Wed) 05:07 [Preview] No.595363 del
Weber drove up my alley once

NEET 09/21/2022 (Wed) 05:09 [Preview] No.595364 del
Weber is cool, I wish he was my older brother

NEET 09/21/2022 (Wed) 05:09 [Preview] No.595365 del
What protein he use

NEET 09/21/2022 (Wed) 05:12 [Preview] No.595366 del
Weber plugged his monitor into his motherboard instead of the GPU once.

NEET 09/21/2022 (Wed) 05:12 [Preview] No.595367 del
Told him it was a one-way street and to back the fuck up

NEET 09/21/2022 (Wed) 05:14 [Preview] No.595368 del
Did he eventually pull out? Was your back alley ok afterwards?

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NEET 09/21/2022 (Wed) 05:23 [Preview] No.595372 del
one of us

NEET 09/21/2022 (Wed) 05:24 [Preview] No.595373 del
I broke into a neets house to make a sandwich once

NEET 09/21/2022 (Wed) 05:25 [Preview] No.595374 del
What your address Weber I want to send you some totally COOL things.

NEET 09/21/2022 (Wed) 05:27 [Preview] No.595375 del
I look forward to meeting him

NEET 09/21/2022 (Wed) 05:31 [Preview] No.595376 del
Settle down you spastic

NEET 09/21/2022 (Wed) 05:34 [Preview] No.595377 del
We should invite him to be an after dinner speaker at the neet compound.

NEET 09/21/2022 (Wed) 05:35 [Preview] No.595378 del
Good home.

NEET 09/21/2022 (Wed) 05:36 [Preview] No.595379 del
>identifies as 'they'
Big red flag.

NEET 09/21/2022 (Wed) 05:43 [Preview] No.595381 del
Looks like you have a big job ahead of you NEET. Good luck. Moving is always stressful but it is best to just get it over with as quickly as possible.

NEET 09/21/2022 (Wed) 05:44 [Preview] No.595382 del
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NEET 09/21/2022 (Wed) 05:45 [Preview] No.595383 del
4pm AEST

NEET 09/21/2022 (Wed) 05:59 [Preview] No.595384 del
They're remaking Hellraiser with a female Pinhead.

NEET 09/21/2022 (Wed) 06:19 [Preview] No.595385 del
Hollywood is creatively bankrupt

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I'm hoping for a bbw tranny

NEET 09/21/2022 (Wed) 06:36 [Preview] No.595387 del
I have. Think it'll be an all nighter off the grog

NEET 09/21/2022 (Wed) 06:37 [Preview] No.595388 del
Pasta and something for dinner

NEET 09/21/2022 (Wed) 06:53 [Preview] No.595389 del
that something better be garlic bread!

NEET 09/21/2022 (Wed) 06:54 [Preview] No.595390 del
Someone screenshot this and recap it tomorrow with monk's late evening 'garn' posts...

NEET 09/21/2022 (Wed) 07:04 [Preview] No.595391 del
Long Weekend Reset begins.

NEET 09/21/2022 (Wed) 07:10 [Preview] No.595392 del
Might have to gar a 6er to get through teh night

NEET 09/21/2022 (Wed) 07:10 [Preview] No.595393 del
And mayhap anotehr roast helen

NEET 09/21/2022 (Wed) 07:11 [Preview] No.595394 del
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Grab two

NEET 09/21/2022 (Wed) 07:17 [Preview] No.595395 del
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Make it two thanks.

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how many helens per bucket? Can some big brained neet calculate it?

NEET 09/21/2022 (Wed) 07:30 [Preview] No.595400 del
Chad got some thick nipples

NEET 09/21/2022 (Wed) 08:19 [Preview] No.595401 del
only just made it to Motherbat's
set out at 3pm
retards causing massive traffic delays

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Burned out on chicken

NEET 09/21/2022 (Wed) 08:31 [Preview] No.595404 del
You got there safe neet thats all that matters.

NEET 09/21/2022 (Wed) 08:35 [Preview] No.595405 del

NEET 09/21/2022 (Wed) 08:35 [Preview] No.595406 del
Nice haul.

NEET 09/21/2022 (Wed) 08:37 [Preview] No.595407 del
Did you empty the caboose before leaving?

NEET 09/21/2022 (Wed) 08:37 [Preview] No.595408 del
Sleep tight.

NEET 09/21/2022 (Wed) 08:39 [Preview] No.595409 del
BOM never fails to disappoint

NEET 09/21/2022 (Wed) 08:39 [Preview] No.595410 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=HiIguGjKYUw [Embed]

NEET 09/21/2022 (Wed) 08:40 [Preview] No.595411 del

NEET 09/21/2022 (Wed) 08:42 [Preview] No.595412 del
The reds don't hit as hard as goon. And teh greens not like the reds.

NEET 09/21/2022 (Wed) 08:43 [Preview] No.595413 del
Goodnight Weber, don't forget a minute of silence tomorrow from 11am.

NEET 09/21/2022 (Wed) 08:44 [Preview] No.595414 del
good night, fren
I shant

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NEET 09/21/2022 (Wed) 08:54 [Preview] No.595417 del
They look nice.

NEET 09/21/2022 (Wed) 08:59 [Preview] No.595418 del
quack quack

NEET 09/21/2022 (Wed) 09:04 [Preview] No.595419 del
You should get a Weber Go-Anywhere next time they're on sale at BCF

NEET 09/21/2022 (Wed) 09:22 [Preview] No.595421 del
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I remember these two cunts, and there was a black sheila. I'm more familiar with Noni on Better homes & gardens.

NEET 09/21/2022 (Wed) 09:24 [Preview] No.595422 del
10K would be the only other NEET who remembers Romper Room.

NEET 09/21/2022 (Wed) 09:24 [Preview] No.595423 del
not true

NEET 09/21/2022 (Wed) 09:24 [Preview] No.595424 del
Possum ran whiskey in a big block dodge down copperhead road once

NEET 09/21/2022 (Wed) 09:25 [Preview] No.595425 del
yeah I remember them

NEET 09/21/2022 (Wed) 09:26 [Preview] No.595426 del
>tfw ywn grow up with russell crow as your fascist children's television presenter.

NEET 09/21/2022 (Wed) 09:28 [Preview] No.595427 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=-_ZY-zus2j0 [Embed]

NEET 09/21/2022 (Wed) 09:31 [Preview] No.595428 del
That one in the green..

NEET 09/21/2022 (Wed) 09:35 [Preview] No.595429 del
Had half a Foodland french cheesecake for pudding. Not very nice.

NEET 09/21/2022 (Wed) 09:36 [Preview] No.595430 del
Did it at least fill a hole?

NEET 09/21/2022 (Wed) 09:37 [Preview] No.595431 del

NEET 09/21/2022 (Wed) 09:37 [Preview] No.595432 del
I caught her off guard this morning about coming down

NEET 09/21/2022 (Wed) 09:37 [Preview] No.595433 del

NEET 09/21/2022 (Wed) 09:38 [Preview] No.595434 del
I think reading it this morning is why I did half a day's worth of work.

NEET 09/21/2022 (Wed) 09:38 [Preview] No.595435 del
Did she buy any monster?

NEET 09/21/2022 (Wed) 09:38 [Preview] No.595436 del
My knee is hurting.

NEET 09/21/2022 (Wed) 09:39 [Preview] No.595437 del
I haven't checked.
If she hasn't I'll make a litre of black coffee tomorrow for breakfast and freak her out with that.

NEET 09/21/2022 (Wed) 09:39 [Preview] No.595438 del
It's a pretty good deal.

NEET 09/21/2022 (Wed) 09:39 [Preview] No.595439 del
Did you hit it with a stick yet?

NEET 09/21/2022 (Wed) 09:40 [Preview] No.595440 del
she is shitty because I didn't laugh at her joke

NEET 09/21/2022 (Wed) 09:40 [Preview] No.595441 del
Good to hear you're there safe.

NEET 09/21/2022 (Wed) 09:41 [Preview] No.595442 del
Maybe that is what caused his pain.

NEET 09/21/2022 (Wed) 09:42 [Preview] No.595443 del
Perhaps he needs some feed for thought.

NEET 09/21/2022 (Wed) 09:42 [Preview] No.595444 del
Demolished the Pringles. That's approx. 500mg sodium or roughly 25% the RDI.

NEET 09/21/2022 (Wed) 09:42 [Preview] No.595445 del
What do you call ten rabbits dancing backwards?
A receding hare line.

NEET 09/21/2022 (Wed) 09:43 [Preview] No.595446 del
Straight to the arse!

NEET 09/21/2022 (Wed) 09:43 [Preview] No.595447 del
I met those two in Pt Pirie when I was a kid. George signed my legionares hat but when I got home my mum made me give it to my sister and I chucked a wobbly so they gave me a hiding.

NEET 09/21/2022 (Wed) 09:43 [Preview] No.595448 del
Sounds like a shitty knockoff brand from ALGAE.

NEET 09/21/2022 (Wed) 09:44 [Preview] No.595449 del
it was smaller than one of those woolies ones that used to be $3

NEET 09/21/2022 (Wed) 09:45 [Preview] No.595450 del
What happened to your cooking apprenticeship?
We tell you everything and you never say anything about what you're doing.

NEET 09/21/2022 (Wed) 09:45 [Preview] No.595451 del
>litre of black coffee
It'll be falling out of you.

NEET 09/21/2022 (Wed) 09:45 [Preview] No.595452 del
Cute. I remember meeting Ranger Tim and Stacy from the old show Totally Wild as a youngin and getting their autograph on a plain notebook.

NEET 09/21/2022 (Wed) 09:46 [Preview] No.595453 del
I never had one. Mike goes bing!

NEET 09/21/2022 (Wed) 09:46 [Preview] No.595454 del
Haha that's pretty funny

NEET 09/21/2022 (Wed) 09:47 [Preview] No.595455 del
You met Ranger Stacy?! Lucky cunt.

NEET 09/21/2022 (Wed) 09:48 [Preview] No.595456 del

NEET 09/21/2022 (Wed) 09:48 [Preview] No.595457 del
What else has been happening then?

NEET 09/21/2022 (Wed) 09:48 [Preview] No.595458 del
Should have raped her.

NEET 09/21/2022 (Wed) 09:49 [Preview] No.595459 del
Cool, I remember the show but not the presenters.

NEET 09/21/2022 (Wed) 09:50 [Preview] No.595460 del
jesus she got pizza shapes instead of barbecue shapes

NEET 09/21/2022 (Wed) 09:52 [Preview] No.595461 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=Ujinj5Cicl8 [Embed]

NEET 09/21/2022 (Wed) 09:55 [Preview] No.595462 del
Can't sleep

NEET 09/21/2022 (Wed) 09:56 [Preview] No.595463 del
Can't have too much of a good thing m8. How about another can of pringles and some dip?

NEET 09/21/2022 (Wed) 09:56 [Preview] No.595464 del
Just remember, you're here forever.

NEET 09/21/2022 (Wed) 09:56 [Preview] No.595465 del

NEET 09/21/2022 (Wed) 09:58 [Preview] No.595466 del
I keep wasting time playing fps games to try and boost my adrenaline and energy levels. What do neets do to boost theres?

NEET 09/21/2022 (Wed) 09:59 [Preview] No.595467 del
I don't

NEET 09/21/2022 (Wed) 10:00 [Preview] No.595468 del
And he just fucking ignores me.

NEET 09/21/2022 (Wed) 10:01 [Preview] No.595469 del
I am not him. I shouldn't have responded.

NEET 09/21/2022 (Wed) 10:04 [Preview] No.595470 del
What is Mike goes Bing?

NEET 09/21/2022 (Wed) 10:08 [Preview] No.595471 del
Mike Lando is my chef too often. When he's finished cooking or reheating, he goes bing!

NEET 09/21/2022 (Wed) 10:15 [Preview] No.595472 del
Well joked.

NEET 09/21/2022 (Wed) 10:18 [Preview] No.595473 del
50c piece size precum stain in my undies again.

NEET 09/21/2022 (Wed) 10:22 [Preview] No.595474 del
Well stained.

NEET 09/21/2022 (Wed) 10:24 [Preview] No.595475 del
sell it on reddit. Do they still have that sub where you can buy used underwear?

NEET 09/21/2022 (Wed) 10:26 [Preview] No.595476 del
Would there be any interest in 5XL?

NEET 09/21/2022 (Wed) 10:26 [Preview] No.595477 del
This was early 90's too, so she was still quite fit.

NEET 09/21/2022 (Wed) 10:30 [Preview] No.595478 del
So does my toaster oven. What should I nickname it? Teddy Owen? Lil' Ted (in honour of Playschool old m8)? Lazy NEET Device No.638?

NEET 09/21/2022 (Wed) 10:31 [Preview] No.595479 del

NEET 09/21/2022 (Wed) 10:32 [Preview] No.595480 del
I am off for a cruise

NEET 09/21/2022 (Wed) 10:32 [Preview] No.595481 del
There is definitely no Mondster in the fridge or cupboard. Heinous bitch.

NEET 09/21/2022 (Wed) 10:32 [Preview] No.595482 del
is mr squiggle a possibility?

NEET 09/21/2022 (Wed) 10:33 [Preview] No.595483 del
Where to?

NEET 09/21/2022 (Wed) 10:33 [Preview] No.595484 del
The tick tick tick of the toaster oven timer going down gets a NEET salivating. Pavlov's NEET, yeah buddy.

NEET 09/21/2022 (Wed) 10:33 [Preview] No.595485 del
Pack of salt and vinegar chips on your way back please.

NEET 09/21/2022 (Wed) 10:33 [Preview] No.595486 del
>mr squiggle
With that nose? Definitely a Jew.

NEET 09/21/2022 (Wed) 10:35 [Preview] No.595487 del
Some burger rings for myself, and 100g packet of cheese and bacon balls for...my friend, please

NEET 09/21/2022 (Wed) 10:39 [Preview] No.595488 del
This friend, is he in the room with us right now?

NEET 09/21/2022 (Wed) 10:40 [Preview] No.595489 del
Mike's Buddy.

NEET 09/21/2022 (Wed) 10:40 [Preview] No.595490 del
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NEET 09/21/2022 (Wed) 10:42 [Preview] No.595491 del
>imagine if you just imagined all your friends on ausneets

NEET 09/21/2022 (Wed) 10:48 [Preview] No.595493 del
Very attractive long torso.

NEET 09/21/2022 (Wed) 10:50 [Preview] No.595494 del
could fit some long poos up in there

NEET 09/21/2022 (Wed) 10:54 [Preview] No.595495 del

NEET 09/21/2022 (Wed) 10:55 [Preview] No.595496 del
was expecting it to poo

NEET 09/21/2022 (Wed) 10:58 [Preview] No.595498 del
she'd be attractive without the nose ring and mental illness

NEET 09/21/2022 (Wed) 11:00 [Preview] No.595499 del
Perhaps she'll make some changes towards the betterment of society.

NEET 09/21/2022 (Wed) 11:04 [Preview] No.595500 del
a new reich?

NEET 09/21/2022 (Wed) 11:04 [Preview] No.595501 del
might transition to bed

NEET 09/21/2022 (Wed) 11:08 [Preview] No.595502 del
time to lie back and watch some youtube videos I think

NEET 09/21/2022 (Wed) 11:10 [Preview] No.595503 del
Keep thinking about this girl I knew back in uni years ago. I need to stop

NEET 09/21/2022 (Wed) 11:11 [Preview] No.595504 del
Trust the plan.

NEET 09/21/2022 (Wed) 11:12 [Preview] No.595505 del
She's dead. Problem solved.

NEET 09/21/2022 (Wed) 11:12 [Preview] No.595506 del
Are your safety escorts ready?

NEET 09/21/2022 (Wed) 11:15 [Preview] No.595507 del
Nobody appeared to tuck me into bed

NEET 09/21/2022 (Wed) 11:17 [Preview] No.595508 del
chussy hasn’t been mentioned for a while

NEET 09/21/2022 (Wed) 11:19 [Preview] No.595509 del
Woe. Stay safe out there.

NEET 09/21/2022 (Wed) 11:20 [Preview] No.595510 del

NEET 09/21/2022 (Wed) 11:20 [Preview] No.595511 del
Nighty night NEETs. Sleep tight.

NEET 09/21/2022 (Wed) 11:20 [Preview] No.595512 del

NEET 09/21/2022 (Wed) 11:22 [Preview] No.595513 del
Good night TightNEET.

NEET 09/21/2022 (Wed) 11:40 [Preview] No.595514 del
Absolutely drunk as shit as always

NEET 09/21/2022 (Wed) 11:42 [Preview] No.595515 del
What have you been drinking? How many standards?

NEET 09/21/2022 (Wed) 12:05 [Preview] No.595516 del
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Saw this on /b/.

NEET 09/21/2022 (Wed) 12:17 [Preview] No.595517 del
I'm sober. Dunno what to do, youtube videos aren't doing it for me

NEET 09/21/2022 (Wed) 12:43 [Preview] No.595518 del
Are there other people in your house? Seek a human connection.

NEET 09/21/2022 (Wed) 12:43 [Preview] No.595519 del
Bout to gar sleep. Been awake since 11pm yesterday. Good night aye.

NEET 09/21/2022 (Wed) 12:46 [Preview] No.595520 del
Good night NEET.

NEET 09/21/2022 (Wed) 12:50 [Preview] No.595521 del
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NEET 09/21/2022 (Wed) 12:51 [Preview] No.595522 del
this meme lacks the first four hours of lying in bed ruminating and unable to get to sleep after going to bed.

NEET 09/21/2022 (Wed) 13:23 [Preview] No.595523 del
having some warm milk to help me sleep

NEET 09/21/2022 (Wed) 13:57 [Preview] No.595524 del
May as well go for another cruise

NEET 09/21/2022 (Wed) 13:59 [Preview] No.595525 del
I wish I had enough money to buy 6 months worth of food and water to store at the house. And toilet paper and a few other essentials.
I feel like the chances of some sort of mass disruption are quite high. Not that it is a certainty, just that the chances are higher than they have been for a very long time.
I have learned the lesson of the pandemic lockdowns, the supply chain issues, the high inflation. The lesson is things can go to shit and you should be prepared for it.
But I don't have enough money to properly prepare.

NEET 09/21/2022 (Wed) 14:00 [Preview] No.595526 del
I hope you are not drink driving.

NEET 09/21/2022 (Wed) 14:03 [Preview] No.595527 del
Lots of people at HJs.
Getting two whoppers and two chips.

NEET 09/21/2022 (Wed) 14:05 [Preview] No.595528 del
Unexpected foot long.

NEET 09/21/2022 (Wed) 14:08 [Preview] No.595529 del
Get the ruler out.

NEET 09/21/2022 (Wed) 14:09 [Preview] No.595530 del
>Getting two whoppers and two chips.
Thank you for thinking of me.

NEET 09/21/2022 (Wed) 14:24 [Preview] No.595531 del
Fucking hell, that was a 50min burger run.
I got fuel but the rest was just waiting in the drive thru.

NEET 09/21/2022 (Wed) 14:29 [Preview] No.595532 del
Rationalising a gooning

NEET 09/21/2022 (Wed) 14:30 [Preview] No.595533 del
Was thinking about a choof but not going to now.
Its too late.

NEET 09/21/2022 (Wed) 14:37 [Preview] No.595534 del
Were the burgers worth it?

NEET 09/21/2022 (Wed) 14:39 [Preview] No.595535 del

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NEET 09/21/2022 (Wed) 14:47 [Preview] No.595537 del
They filled a hole.

NEET 09/21/2022 (Wed) 14:48 [Preview] No.595538 del

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NEET 09/21/2022 (Wed) 14:51 [Preview] No.595540 del
There's a new Star Wars show out. Calls itself Andor. First three episodes are up. Doesn't look promising.


NEET 09/21/2022 (Wed) 14:53 [Preview] No.595541 del
>tfw horny

NEET 09/21/2022 (Wed) 14:54 [Preview] No.595542 del
Have a wank.

NEET 09/21/2022 (Wed) 15:27 [Preview] No.595543 del
Sitting soberly on the couch. Didn’t go to the all night bottleo on my cruise

NEET 09/21/2022 (Wed) 15:39 [Preview] No.595544 del
Did you listen to some good tunes on the cruise?

NEET 09/21/2022 (Wed) 16:03 [Preview] No.595545 del
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This image might be of interest to Best A NEETs. The worst intersections for crashes.
Lots of them amongst the bad homes in the north.
Bad homes = bad drivers.

NEET 09/21/2022 (Wed) 16:12 [Preview] No.595546 del
I reckon high migrant populations might contribute to high crash rates.
Lots of Pajeets in Camrys doing all sorts of odd things out there.
And fat muslim women in hijabs who must have bought their licences.

NEET 09/21/2022 (Wed) 16:23 [Preview] No.595547 del
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Dear NEET,
Thank you for trusting Seat Belt Extender Pros with your extender needs.
This message is to inform you that your order was shipped via Globegistics on 9/21/2022.

Its coming.

NEET 09/21/2022 (Wed) 16:54 [Preview] No.595548 del
Having this public holiday seems pretty stupid to me.
Having it on the Monday when the funeral was would have been more sensible.
But honestly they probably shouldn't have had one at all.

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NEET 09/21/2022 (Wed) 19:17 [Preview] No.595550 del
Good morning NEET.

NEET 09/21/2022 (Wed) 19:18 [Preview] No.595551 del
Not in this hell world.
Morning mate

NEET 09/21/2022 (Wed) 19:20 [Preview] No.595552 del
morning neetos

NEET 09/21/2022 (Wed) 19:23 [Preview] No.595553 del

NEET 09/21/2022 (Wed) 19:23 [Preview] No.595554 del
sheeit, we're crowded for this early in the morning. Morning neets. Did anyone else forget it was a public holiday today?

NEET 09/21/2022 (Wed) 19:28 [Preview] No.595555 del
I am off to bed. Good night.

NEET 09/21/2022 (Wed) 19:35 [Preview] No.595556 del
Nice digits. Good night.

NEET 09/21/2022 (Wed) 21:05 [Preview] No.595557 del
Thank (You)!

Goon tax!

The 30kg sack of rice meme was right.

>who must have bought their licences.
Some of them got it from a cereal box.

Is the current belt still fitting.

Good morning NEETs.

NEET 09/21/2022 (Wed) 21:07 [Preview] No.595558 del
Did monk get on the standards last night?
morning m8

NEET 09/21/2022 (Wed) 21:09 [Preview] No.595559 del
>FIFO workers could be forced to declare they aren't sex predators - as mining industry tries to stamp out rampant harassment and assaults

NEET 09/21/2022 (Wed) 21:09 [Preview] No.595560 del
Thanks. I'll have a download of it.

NEET 09/21/2022 (Wed) 21:09 [Preview] No.595561 del
Good morning NEET.

Time will tell when he rises.

NEET 09/21/2022 (Wed) 21:10 [Preview] No.595562 del
Women shouldn't be allowed in the mining industry.

NEET 09/21/2022 (Wed) 21:11 [Preview] No.595563 del
>'I'm not going to die for Putin!' Terrified Russians begin anti-mobilisation protests after one-way tickets fleeing the country sold out following Vladimir's announcement that 300,000 reservists will be sent to Ukraine

NEET 09/21/2022 (Wed) 21:17 [Preview] No.595564 del
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>Now Dilbert is racist! Popular comic strip is canned by 77 newspapers after artist Scott Adams began incorporating anti-woke plotlines, including black character who identifies as white

NEET 09/21/2022 (Wed) 21:25 [Preview] No.595565 del
Scott Adams created a lot of the problem for himself by arguing and shitposting on twitter. Most people don't even read newspapers anymore.

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NEET 09/21/2022 (Wed) 22:19 [Preview] No.595569 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=Olgn9sXNdl0 [Embed]
might be norty later

NEET 09/21/2022 (Wed) 22:22 [Preview] No.595570 del
I will stop him.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=oomCIXGzsR0 [Embed]

NEET 09/21/2022 (Wed) 22:27 [Preview] No.595571 del

NEET 09/21/2022 (Wed) 22:28 [Preview] No.595572 del
Monk when becomes a CEO. He is due for a managerial position soon.

Thanks NEET.

NEET 09/21/2022 (Wed) 22:39 [Preview] No.595574 del
So what have you been getting up to?

NEET 09/21/2022 (Wed) 22:42 [Preview] No.595576 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=IPoh5C9CcI8 [Embed]

NEET 09/21/2022 (Wed) 22:52 [Preview] No.595577 del

NEET 09/21/2022 (Wed) 22:59 [Preview] No.595578 del
His solution was smart to reduce the numbers in the sequence by defining a pattern. I had to do something similar once as it was easy to calculate a bunch of combinations but much slower to save them into a data structure (i.e., throw out numbers not fitting the number pattern in the set I wanted). I reduce the operation time significantly that way.

NEET 09/21/2022 (Wed) 23:01 [Preview] No.595579 del
Did you read the stop-press link at the end?

NEET 09/21/2022 (Wed) 23:04 [Preview] No.595580 del
all 3 episodes of star wars torrented

NEET 09/21/2022 (Wed) 23:04 [Preview] No.595581 del
No, I stopped right before the end. Not the smartest move. I will try to remember to read it later.

NEET 09/21/2022 (Wed) 23:04 [Preview] No.595582 del

NEET 09/21/2022 (Wed) 23:07 [Preview] No.595583 del
>This is a brilliant piece of work, since some of the best number theorists in the world had failed to solve it when it was posted to various mailing lists.
He must have had modular operations drilled into the brain. When I saw that clock it reminded me of that idea.

Good work by Smith.

NEET 09/21/2022 (Wed) 23:07 [Preview] No.595584 del
Possum referred to my manhood as 'fun-sized' once.

NEET 09/21/2022 (Wed) 23:22 [Preview] No.595585 del
Was about to get dressed and head to the bakery for a chunky beef pepper pie and bananba milk before remembering it's a public holiday.

NEET 09/21/2022 (Wed) 23:23 [Preview] No.595586 del
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What are you doing today to mourn the passing of queen lizzy mark two?

NEET 09/21/2022 (Wed) 23:23 [Preview] No.595587 del

NEET 09/21/2022 (Wed) 23:23 [Preview] No.595588 del
Woolies is open, at least where I live.

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NEET 09/21/2022 (Wed) 23:25 [Preview] No.595590 del
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NEET 09/21/2022 (Wed) 23:30 [Preview] No.595591 del
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NEET 09/21/2022 (Wed) 23:33 [Preview] No.595592 del
My local Woolies sometimes has hot pies at teh deli but it simply wouldn't satisfy.

NEET 09/21/2022 (Wed) 23:36 [Preview] No.595593 del
You could look for a fresh family sized meat pie in the refrigerated section, compensate with quantity what is lacking in quality.

NEET 09/21/2022 (Wed) 23:38 [Preview] No.595594 del
For a spend of about $150, he could buy everything he needs to make his own pie, and then spend the next 4 hours making it.

NEET 09/21/2022 (Wed) 23:40 [Preview] No.595595 del
Now we know why FIFO changed profession.

NEET 09/21/2022 (Wed) 23:41 [Preview] No.595596 del
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NEET 09/21/2022 (Wed) 23:41 [Preview] No.595597 del
IKTF mang
This year definitely going to get worse.

NEET 09/21/2022 (Wed) 23:45 [Preview] No.595598 del

NEET 09/21/2022 (Wed) 23:47 [Preview] No.595599 del
Would come closer to $20. Few bucks for disposable foil pie trays, another few for puff pastry, $6 for mince and a couple bucks for shit like onion.

NEET 09/21/2022 (Wed) 23:49 [Preview] No.595600 del
He wanted a steak pie though.
He'll need pastry weights for the initial pastry cook

NEET 09/21/2022 (Wed) 23:51 [Preview] No.595601 del
Drilling unwashed NEET holes

NEET 09/21/2022 (Wed) 23:57 [Preview] No.595602 del

NEET 09/22/2022 (Thu) 00:09 [Preview] No.595604 del
It's all so daunting.

NEET 09/22/2022 (Thu) 00:11 [Preview] No.595605 del
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NEET 09/22/2022 (Thu) 00:13 [Preview] No.595606 del
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NEET 09/22/2022 (Thu) 00:14 [Preview] No.595607 del
typical scotsman

NEET 09/22/2022 (Thu) 00:16 [Preview] No.595608 del
Knew I should have got that pack of Four N Twenty last night...

NEET 09/22/2022 (Thu) 00:22 [Preview] No.595610 del
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NEET 09/22/2022 (Thu) 00:25 [Preview] No.595611 del
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>that panting

NEET 09/22/2022 (Thu) 00:36 [Preview] No.595612 del
I'll be dead soon, so you won't have to worry about it.

NEET 09/22/2022 (Thu) 00:38 [Preview] No.595613 del
What's the best movie based on a steven king book?

NEET 09/22/2022 (Thu) 00:40 [Preview] No.595614 del
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NEET 09/22/2022 (Thu) 00:40 [Preview] No.595615 del
The Shining

NEET 09/22/2022 (Thu) 00:45 [Preview] No.595616 del
I don't even want to think about such things

NEET 09/22/2022 (Thu) 00:53 [Preview] No.595617 del
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Good Morning NEETs

NEET 09/22/2022 (Thu) 00:57 [Preview] No.595618 del
^fuck off

NEET 09/22/2022 (Thu) 00:59 [Preview] No.595619 del
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NEET 09/22/2022 (Thu) 01:00 [Preview] No.595620 del
Fuck off you dumb ass poser homo bitxh boi. Roy in your hovel. God I hope you use up all your bandwidth.

T. The real Nuro

NEET 09/22/2022 (Thu) 01:00 [Preview] No.595621 del
first 10 minutes of star wars has been alright

NEET 09/22/2022 (Thu) 01:01 [Preview] No.595622 del
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NEET 09/22/2022 (Thu) 01:01 [Preview] No.595623 del
is that a turbo whizzer?

NEET 09/22/2022 (Thu) 01:06 [Preview] No.595624 del
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(2.43 MB 498x279 tenor.gif)
(2.43 MB 498x279 tenor.gif)

NEET 09/22/2022 (Thu) 01:07 [Preview] No.595625 del

looks fake

NEET 09/22/2022 (Thu) 01:08 [Preview] No.595626 del
Bet there isn't a single politician who can touch type.

NEET 09/22/2022 (Thu) 01:09 [Preview] No.595627 del
I completely forgot the one minute silence.

NEET 09/22/2022 (Thu) 01:11 [Preview] No.595628 del
it's not 11 am yet

NEET 09/22/2022 (Thu) 01:15 [Preview] No.595629 del
There's nobody called Roy in my hovel...

NEET 09/22/2022 (Thu) 01:17 [Preview] No.595630 del
The neet council has declared you can do it by pressing 'F' to pay your respects to queen lizzy. Please observe the one second keypress to honour her late majesty

NEET 09/22/2022 (Thu) 01:17 [Preview] No.595631 del
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NEET 09/22/2022 (Thu) 01:33 [Preview] No.595633 del
There were videos I found of someone helping them out each day by putting a piece of wood for them to climb. I like their faces.

NEET 09/22/2022 (Thu) 01:35 [Preview] No.595634 del
Yes, the audio sounds off and how the bike disappears into the distance is sketchy.

NEET 09/22/2022 (Thu) 01:43 [Preview] No.595635 del
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NEET 09/22/2022 (Thu) 01:43 [Preview] No.595636 del
Tfw woke up depressed

NEET 09/22/2022 (Thu) 01:47 [Preview] No.595637 del
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NEET 09/22/2022 (Thu) 01:54 [Preview] No.595638 del
Morning. First night of the reset went well. Thats the first 0 on my spreadsheet in a while. Have a lot of long overdue chores on my to-do list today. Energy is at roughly 35%, a solid increase to my usual taxed 15%.
Weighed in at my heaviest yet, 116.1kg.

NEET 09/22/2022 (Thu) 01:55 [Preview] No.595639 del
>Weighed in at my heaviest yet
Nice, keep the good work up

NEET 09/22/2022 (Thu) 01:57 [Preview] No.595640 del
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Almost there m8, another 3.9kg and you'll be in the big boi's leagues.

NEET 09/22/2022 (Thu) 02:06 [Preview] No.595642 del
I don't know?

NEET 09/22/2022 (Thu) 02:06 [Preview] No.595643 del
Might buy a tub of ice cream today and celebrate a new executive neet joining the ranks.

NEET 09/22/2022 (Thu) 02:39 [Preview] No.595644 del
i need to shit ?

NEET 09/22/2022 (Thu) 02:39 [Preview] No.595645 del
this used to be a great board once, then nuro and iga fucked it all up

NEET 09/22/2022 (Thu) 02:40 [Preview] No.595646 del
The BO fucked it up

NEET 09/22/2022 (Thu) 02:46 [Preview] No.595647 del
you say the same thing everytime the board is quiet...

NEET 09/22/2022 (Thu) 02:48 [Preview] No.595648 del

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NEET 09/22/2022 (Thu) 03:00 [Preview] No.595650 del
Howdy NEEToes, how's your day going?

NEET 09/22/2022 (Thu) 03:00 [Preview] No.595651 del

NEET 09/22/2022 (Thu) 03:08 [Preview] No.595652 del

NEET 09/22/2022 (Thu) 03:09 [Preview] No.595653 del
Is it true that too many mega-poos can cause anal prolapse? Asking for a m8.

NEET 09/22/2022 (Thu) 03:09 [Preview] No.595654 del

NEET 09/22/2022 (Thu) 03:10 [Preview] No.595655 del
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In Korea now.
Got fucked big time at the airport.
Was declaring dexies and they brought me into a room with 5 drug enforcement guys and said that I broke the law by not getting "permission" from the government before hand to bring them in.
They interviewed me for nearly 3 hours to send a report off to the prosecutor so they can decide what will happen to me.
In the meantime I was allowed to enter the country but I'm banned from leaving until the prosecutor comes to a decision (they're to call me).
Gf gave me shit because she said it wouldn't have happened if I declared nothing because they don't scan luggage when you leave the airport.
Was a lot easier in Bali.

NEET 09/22/2022 (Thu) 03:10 [Preview] No.595656 del
Chillin like an oldskool rockstar villain!

NEET 09/22/2022 (Thu) 03:11 [Preview] No.595657 del
Firing squad incoming

NEET 09/22/2022 (Thu) 03:12 [Preview] No.595658 del
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NEET 09/22/2022 (Thu) 03:12 [Preview] No.595659 del
Well that's no good.


NEET 09/22/2022 (Thu) 03:12 [Preview] No.595660 del
>dexies, girlfriends, overseas holidays

Some of us can only dream of such things.

NEET 09/22/2022 (Thu) 03:13 [Preview] No.595661 del
And how are you?

NEET 09/22/2022 (Thu) 03:14 [Preview] No.595662 del
When I saw the drug guys show up with their hardcase suitcases I thought I was going to jail.
They looked exactly like the cunts you would see in a TV show.
Not too worried since they would have jailed me or just sent me back at that point so hopefully they don't give me any shit while I'm here.
Fucking going through withdrawal now and it sucks balls.

NEET 09/22/2022 (Thu) 03:14 [Preview] No.595663 del
Fug, you'd think that if you have a prescription for something they wouldn't care, but I guess dexamphetamine could be illegal in Korea.

NEET 09/22/2022 (Thu) 03:14 [Preview] No.595664 del
i forced a neet to drink soy milk once

NEET 09/22/2022 (Thu) 03:15 [Preview] No.595665 del
Doing fine, just relaxing with a red top.

NEET 09/22/2022 (Thu) 03:15 [Preview] No.595666 del
I think Japan is another country like that, for ADHD medication specifically. Fucking mongs.

NEET 09/22/2022 (Thu) 03:16 [Preview] No.595667 del
They might be sending you up north.

NEET 09/22/2022 (Thu) 03:16 [Preview] No.595668 del
How old are you and how old is your gf?

NEET 09/22/2022 (Thu) 03:16 [Preview] No.595669 del

NEET 09/22/2022 (Thu) 03:16 [Preview] No.595670 del
Amphetamine based diet pills are everywhere so I thought they wouldn't give a shit especially since I had the original script.
My psychiatrist only told me Japan was a no no and I couldn't find any useful info online.

NEET 09/22/2022 (Thu) 03:18 [Preview] No.595671 del
I'm 32 this week and she's 26

NEET 09/22/2022 (Thu) 03:18 [Preview] No.595672 del
Well hopefully they won't give a shit and at worst they just confiscate your pills.

NEET 09/22/2022 (Thu) 03:23 [Preview] No.595673 del
Poop Shit 5

NEET 09/22/2022 (Thu) 03:25 [Preview] No.595674 del
Sitting in my undies with the windows open, incense on, 3rd instant, listening to chill groovy rock. Spring is here

It probably happens a lot. I got some questions when I took a few months of seroquel overseas but the script was enough to get me off. Not the same as dexies though

NEET 09/22/2022 (Thu) 03:25 [Preview] No.595675 del
Did you go specifically for your birthday? I'm thinking of going overseas next year for my 30th birthday.

NEET 09/22/2022 (Thu) 03:26 [Preview] No.595676 del
Watching the movie Pumping Iron. Arnold Schwarzenegger was a good looking movie star during the 80s and 90s, but back in the 70s he looked more like a circus freak.

NEET 09/22/2022 (Thu) 03:28 [Preview] No.595677 del
>arrested for drug trafficking before even getting into the country
We sent korea one of our best.

NEET 09/22/2022 (Thu) 03:29 [Preview] No.595678 del
Asians are hard working and focussed enough, they don't need no fancy drugs.

NEET 09/22/2022 (Thu) 03:31 [Preview] No.595679 del
Seen it before? He was rediciulously swole back then, no thanks to roids.

NEET 09/22/2022 (Thu) 03:32 [Preview] No.595680 del
Nah, haven't. Maybe it's because he started wearing makeup and shit when he did movies

NEET 09/22/2022 (Thu) 03:32 [Preview] No.595681 del
Ask the missus to give you a blumpkin. Take that relaxtion level up a notch ;)

NEET 09/22/2022 (Thu) 03:33 [Preview] No.595682 del
Dexies are taken much more seriously. When I used to get them from the chemist they had to get them out of the chemist's safe.

NEET 09/22/2022 (Thu) 03:34 [Preview] No.595683 del
Over teh (border) hills and far away.

NEET 09/22/2022 (Thu) 03:35 [Preview] No.595684 del

NEET 09/22/2022 (Thu) 03:35 [Preview] No.595685 del
Ok I won't spoil it, he says a very infamous line.

NEET 09/22/2022 (Thu) 03:38 [Preview] No.595686 del
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NEET 09/22/2022 (Thu) 03:39 [Preview] No.595687 del
Slice of New York cheesecake and a cap as a treat bros

NEET 09/22/2022 (Thu) 03:39 [Preview] No.595688 del
Japs in particular like to get on the amphetamines, think they call it shabu or something, it's why they can work long hours and are highly productive.

NEET 09/22/2022 (Thu) 03:41 [Preview] No.595689 del
Racism abroad.

NEET 09/22/2022 (Thu) 03:42 [Preview] No.595690 del

NEET 09/22/2022 (Thu) 03:43 [Preview] No.595691 del
Dexies are straight up speed, "Dex" refers to the amphetamine molecule enantiomer arrangement, think of it like left handed and right handed or a mirror image, dex is righthanded, levo is left handed and then you have a mirror version of both which would be "cis".

Stuff you'd buy on the street would be a combination of both.

NEET 09/22/2022 (Thu) 03:43 [Preview] No.595692 del

NEET 09/22/2022 (Thu) 03:45 [Preview] No.595693 del

NEET 09/22/2022 (Thu) 03:46 [Preview] No.595694 del
benis :DDDDD

NEET 09/22/2022 (Thu) 03:46 [Preview] No.595695 del
Think of your heart.

NEET 09/22/2022 (Thu) 03:46 [Preview] No.595696 del
should have gone to smart traveller dot gov dot au

NEET 09/22/2022 (Thu) 03:53 [Preview] No.595697 del
Took Motherbat out to lunch, followed by Bunnings and Aldi.
Just ate a box of jaffa cakes.
Having a bottle of wine to myself now.

NEET 09/22/2022 (Thu) 03:54 [Preview] No.595698 del
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NEET 09/22/2022 (Thu) 03:55 [Preview] No.595699 del
When I have gone overseas, I have always taken the medication in its original packaging, the prescriptions, and a letter from my GP saying I need ABC for XYZ.

NEET 09/22/2022 (Thu) 03:55 [Preview] No.595700 del
Then there's you, alone with your hand.

NEET 09/22/2022 (Thu) 03:59 [Preview] No.595701 del
They're also extra salty because you're railing one of their girls with your giant white cock.

NEET 09/22/2022 (Thu) 03:59 [Preview] No.595702 del

NEET 09/22/2022 (Thu) 04:01 [Preview] No.595703 del
Thanks for the science lesson

NEET 09/22/2022 (Thu) 04:02 [Preview] No.595704 del
he doesn't even know about tex mex amphetamine

NEET 09/22/2022 (Thu) 04:04 [Preview] No.595705 del
I hate women

https://youtube.com/watch?v=JqPY5zFIRog [Embed]

NEET 09/22/2022 (Thu) 04:05 [Preview] No.595706 del
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No problem.

I will strangle you.

NEET 09/22/2022 (Thu) 04:06 [Preview] No.595707 del
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NEET 09/22/2022 (Thu) 04:06 [Preview] No.595708 del
>I will strangle you.
I doubt your fingers could span my neck

NEET 09/22/2022 (Thu) 04:15 [Preview] No.595709 del
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NEET 09/22/2022 (Thu) 04:15 [Preview] No.595710 del
It's 5 o'clock somewhere big champ

NEET 09/22/2022 (Thu) 04:16 [Preview] No.595711 del
>the jew host shuts it down

NEET 09/22/2022 (Thu) 04:19 [Preview] No.595712 del
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NEET 09/22/2022 (Thu) 04:24 [Preview] No.595713 del
Why'd you post that here?

NEET 09/22/2022 (Thu) 04:31 [Preview] No.595714 del
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NEET 09/22/2022 (Thu) 04:32 [Preview] No.595715 del
it's oddd that ausneets ended up being one of the few anti weaboo neet boards

NEET 09/22/2022 (Thu) 04:32 [Preview] No.595716 del
weebs are pedos

NEET 09/22/2022 (Thu) 04:33 [Preview] No.595717 del
We are the new counter-culture

NEET 09/22/2022 (Thu) 04:33 [Preview] No.595718 del
Is it breaking any rules?

NEET 09/22/2022 (Thu) 04:34 [Preview] No.595719 del
I never said it did, I just asked you a question. Are you going to answer it?

NEET 09/22/2022 (Thu) 04:37 [Preview] No.595720 del
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NEET 09/22/2022 (Thu) 04:39 [Preview] No.595721 del
can feel a nordy attack coming on

NEET 09/22/2022 (Thu) 04:39 [Preview] No.595722 del
I posted it because I wanted to. We good?

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NEET 09/22/2022 (Thu) 04:40 [Preview] No.595724 del
No need to act so pissy.

NEET 09/22/2022 (Thu) 04:41 [Preview] No.595725 del
Not a sufficient reason. Give one or you're banned for 1 week.

NEET 09/22/2022 (Thu) 04:43 [Preview] No.595726 del
Fuck its hot, sweating after just walking up the stairs
Exec life

NEET 09/22/2022 (Thu) 04:44 [Preview] No.595727 del
wonder if that neet has moved into davo yet

NEET 09/22/2022 (Thu) 04:45 [Preview] No.595728 del
How hot is it there?

NEET 09/22/2022 (Thu) 04:45 [Preview] No.595729 del
I know he was moving today, but liek is it done yet

NEET 09/22/2022 (Thu) 04:45 [Preview] No.595730 del
>you're banned for 1 week.

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NEET 09/22/2022 (Thu) 04:47 [Preview] No.595732 del
Don't tell me what to do.

NEET 09/22/2022 (Thu) 04:49 [Preview] No.595733 del
I'm telling you to breath.

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NEET 09/22/2022 (Thu) 04:57 [Preview] No.595737 del
Only 17 degrees but feels like 25 in the sun

NEET 09/22/2022 (Thu) 04:59 [Preview] No.595738 del
>25 in the sun is considered hot

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NEET 09/22/2022 (Thu) 05:00 [Preview] No.595740 del
might as well be walking on the sun

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NEET 09/22/2022 (Thu) 05:02 [Preview] No.595742 del
Drop the sass boy!

NEET 09/22/2022 (Thu) 05:02 [Preview] No.595743 del
fuck off

NEET 09/22/2022 (Thu) 05:03 [Preview] No.595744 del
Trust the needful.

NEET 09/22/2022 (Thu) 05:04 [Preview] No.595745 del
Optus dindu nuffin

NEET 09/22/2022 (Thu) 05:04 [Preview] No.595746 del
What's wrong buddy?

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NEET 09/22/2022 (Thu) 05:08 [Preview] No.595748 del
I sure do love when there's a willy in me mouth.

T. The real Nuro

NEET 09/22/2022 (Thu) 05:08 [Preview] No.595749 del
It's my first summer as a proper exec

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NEET 09/22/2022 (Thu) 05:08 [Preview] No.595752 del
might play skyrim for a bit. I hope all you neets have paid your respects to queen lizzy

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NEET 09/22/2022 (Thu) 05:13 [Preview] No.595755 del
She's gone forever bros

https://youtube.com/watch?v=CTpcuXbJMcM [Embed]

NEET 09/22/2022 (Thu) 05:13 [Preview] No.595756 del
Wonder how that korean pussy was after waiting so long

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NEET 09/22/2022 (Thu) 05:17 [Preview] No.595759 del
Going for a sunny arvo cruise after this instant, feeling based without tax

NEET 09/22/2022 (Thu) 05:18 [Preview] No.595760 del
Bottle-o on the way home?

NEET 09/22/2022 (Thu) 05:18 [Preview] No.595761 del
BRAAAAAAP blrlblrblrlblrlblrlblr

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NEET 09/22/2022 (Thu) 05:19 [Preview] No.595763 del
kek, nice

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NEET 09/22/2022 (Thu) 05:22 [Preview] No.595766 del
Yeah for my birthday, had to do a fucking PCR test just now.
Was gonna skip it but since I'm on their radar already I probably can't get away with it.
Didn't hurt as much as I thought but I poured Listerine down my nostril just in case right after on the street.
Got some weird looks from people.

NEET 09/22/2022 (Thu) 05:23 [Preview] No.595767 del
finna cook some steak

NEET 09/22/2022 (Thu) 05:24 [Preview] No.595768 del
>I poured Listerine down my nostril

NEET 09/22/2022 (Thu) 05:26 [Preview] No.595769 del
fuck you 10k

NEET 09/22/2022 (Thu) 05:27 [Preview] No.595770 del
It's what your body needed!

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NEET 09/22/2022 (Thu) 05:29 [Preview] No.595773 del
Cook mine too please, medium rare.

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NEET 09/22/2022 (Thu) 05:32 [Preview] No.595775 del
Finna cook some scallion oil
Waddya think of that Stanley you single-chinned bipolar alco faggot nigga bitch boi homo. Huh Huh?

NEET 09/22/2022 (Thu) 05:33 [Preview] No.595776 del
seems like a lot of effort for some oil

NEET 09/22/2022 (Thu) 05:34 [Preview] No.595777 del
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NEET 09/22/2022 (Thu) 05:35 [Preview] No.595778 del
ooof stanley btfo

NEET 09/22/2022 (Thu) 05:36 [Preview] No.595779 del
not exactly following wang's method.Chuck some finely sliced green onion into a heat proof bowl and pour over smoking hot oil. This is more a condiment than a flavoured oil as you don't get rid of the veg.

NEET 09/22/2022 (Thu) 05:37 [Preview] No.595780 del
Chinks love it!

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NEET 09/22/2022 (Thu) 05:39 [Preview] No.595782 del
>bipolar alco faggot nigga bitch boi homo
nice projection there fag

NEET 09/22/2022 (Thu) 05:42 [Preview] No.595783 del
poorly bantered

NEET 09/22/2022 (Thu) 05:43 [Preview] No.595784 del
i doubt stanley only has 1 chin

NEET 09/22/2022 (Thu) 05:48 [Preview] No.595785 del
that steak was positively bussin, fr fr no cap

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NEET 09/22/2022 (Thu) 05:56 [Preview] No.595787 del
neet likes a good char on his meat

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NEET 09/22/2022 (Thu) 06:05 [Preview] No.595789 del
Weber cook good meatus

NEET 09/22/2022 (Thu) 06:06 [Preview] No.595790 del
Yes they are probably intimidated by large penis.
The dumb niggers still have an indoor mask mandate but they wear them outside.
If I knew it would be like this I would have met the gf in another country but Asia's probably all cucked right now.

NEET 09/22/2022 (Thu) 06:07 [Preview] No.595791 del
Ooof almost forgot to upload the job search 'efforts' to Cenno.

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NEET 09/22/2022 (Thu) 06:10 [Preview] No.595793 del
compared to any asian, it is a behemoth

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NEET 09/22/2022 (Thu) 06:12 [Preview] No.595795 del
Pizza Shapes are fucking horrendous. What kind of savage eats these?

NEET 09/22/2022 (Thu) 06:13 [Preview] No.595796 del
Shit cunts, that's who.

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NEET 09/22/2022 (Thu) 06:17 [Preview] No.595798 del
I posted the picture, yes.

NEET 09/22/2022 (Thu) 06:17 [Preview] No.595799 del
Get a little bit of cheese and put some tomato sauce on it and make a cheese sandwich out of them.

NEET 09/22/2022 (Thu) 06:17 [Preview] No.595800 del
boigs for dindins