SA Best A.
God bless the Pidge.

My life has been one long weekend for teh past decade

>>594880
I like that Pepe variation a lot.

I wish they'd make it that gifs won't load unless you click teh thumbnail. They really are a resource hog.

>>594895
>They really are a resource hog.
They are essential.

What happens if you get on cenno but don't get separation certificates or whatever they're called from former employers? Last I recall you need 3 or so

>>594905
I don't think they will pay you from what I remember about past experiences for NEETs. I think they will after a while though.

i hope you have all lived, loved and laughed today

>>594923
Not for Monk's arse though.

Goon, coom, shitpost.

>>594861
It's only a long weekend in one state, you mong.

>>594926
>in one state,
You need to overcome this mindset.

>>594928
and his attitude

>>594929
He is a bad NEET.

>>594923
Right back at you neet.

lizard lick chicken pickin'

git eet!

thinkin' 'bout the chicken pickin'

might cook meself some steaks

quiet, please dont leave me

>>594936
Put on the doomsday suit, it'll be quiet in there.

obama molested me once

some osrs tonight

>>594937
I find they get too hot sitting in the sun.

i bought the moisture absorber thing by the way

>>594861
I have to ask...have any neets ever had their intimate regions waxed? Was it worthwhile?

On the plane. Cramped as fuck.
Not even enough room for a wank

>>594941
May it whisk away all your fluids.

>>594943
You'll just have to wank in the aisle.

>>594943
What are your plans in Zipperheadland?

Were any other neets aware that NK had a korean qt? I never hear about these things.

>>594940
That to can be sorted.

>>594943
International boong edition.

>>594943
I don't think I could fit through that center aisle.

>>594941
Well done NEET. Very exciting.

>>594950
Even sideways?

>>594943
Ask the person next to you to wank you off.

>>594947
Yes. He posted a blurry picture of her a couple of years ago.
It is NK's birthday next week.

>>594952
If they folded the seats down.

well done steak with tomato sauce

>>594946
See woman then see country.
I have no interest in Korea and there's nothing I want to see over there.
Hope most cunts there don't think I'm some K-pop fanboy

>>594957
>I'm some K-pop fanboy
There is no shame in that, we do not judge.

>>594954
big milkers?

Friday tomorrow bros

>>594960
That is a rude question.

>>594961
Short week?

>>594959
what's on tonight, you big stinky fuck?

>>594962
It shouldn't be, a girl's boob size is public information.

>>594958
Weber introduced the banjo to Korea.

>>594964
A private session, you're not invited.

Oldə

garn

>>594959
Tiffin has reserved the entire front row

>>594943
This is all very exciting

the washing machine sings me a song

>>594947
NEETs in the know knew.

>>594972
Find the song on Youtube for us please.

>>594961
Long weekend reset begins.

>>594969
>to bed
Goodnight NEET

>>594943
Where are you allowed to go without the vaxx?

>>594978
North Korea. Keep up.

>>594978
with enough mental illness you can go anywhere

>>594979
I should have said other than there.

>>594980
They won't let me into New Zealand

>>594973
while new neets no know

>>594982
not mentally ill enough

>>594982
Looks like they might have changed that:

https://covid19.govt.nz/international-travel/

>>594982
I can't visit the USA without consular approval

new zealand? more like poo zealand!

I don't like how Americans overreact.

>>594986
Oh yeah

>>594990
Yeah buddy.

the cat is meowing

>>594992
Throw it some sardines.

>>594992
throw it at the wall

>>594943
Who the fuck is this NEET and why should Nuro care ?

>>594996
>Nuro
who?

Can't wire speakers

>>594996
Someone else you can not score for.

None of what is going to happen would have if Nuro did his part.

>>594980
Preferential treatment for some.

Meanwhile on Monday.

>>595004
Handy to know.

Catastrophising about tomorrow but its totally warranted

What the fuck happened to the site NEETs?

>>595007
idk

>>595008
It was down for like a week, was this really just to fix .gif?

>>595006
Worse comes to worse. Power up that web cam and sell your services.

>>595009
Yes. An essential feature.

>>595009
wasn't down for a week

>>595010
I'm halfway there already

>>595012
was I the only one who couldn't access the site?

>>595006
>Catastrophising
That's normal anxiety, I do that everyday.

>>595014
no, but it wasn't a week

>>595010
vile

Cloud flare is still blocking access to endchan for some users, I just got the wire up.

is this the site, cloudflare or glowniggers?

>>595019
its tiktokneets fault

>>595009
Wasn't it just like a daY?

>>595021
Some users still can't use the site, as in right now.

>>595019
net and gg work fine. The org one doesn't work on my phone.

NK will be passing Shark Bay soon

>>595023
It may be that the .org is blocking cloudflare IP's by accident, the firewall might mistake cloudflare for a attack node.

tiktok NEET should be banned

>>595027
based

>>595026
utter shit

>>595026
Please up your game.

>>595019
All domains work for me.

>>595026
I don't even get this kind of humour
I'm leaning towards it just being for kids with ipads over something post-ironic and taking the piss

>>595033
ur r small brain lol

goodnigjht

>>595026
>>595030
>>595032
>>595035
At least Olive is easy on the eyes.

>>595036
nite neet

>>595036
goodnigjht NEET. Sleep tight.

>>595037
nah that neet needs to drink bleach

>>595007
we're a bunch of fucking mongs, that's what

>>595042
Good advice

We will never understand the zoomer humour. We have been generation gapped.

>>595037
Does olive sell a custom fleshlight on her onlyfans?

>>595044
>generation gapped
Hot!

>>595045
Only used.

Goon isnt working tonight, heart rate is increasing, feeling shaky.

>>595048
You just need to drink through it

Felt a lot better after a few glasses of water. I must be dehydrated for long periods and not realise it.

Finally received that last instalment from the father of that nigga who borrowed $6k at the beginning of June.
Neither a borrower nor a lender be, NEETs.

>>595052
Good to hear you got it back.

Nighty night NEETs.

>>595052
Good to hear.

>>595054
Good night

>>595052
be neither the jewed nor the jew

wonder how monks going

S02E21

I kept watching the queens funeral last night but endchan went down so I couldnt keep talking to that neet about it.

>>595060
I fell asleep with it on the telly.

>>595061
When the procession got going through the country side and castles it was comfy. I could see how a neet could snooze to it.

>>595058
The goons starting to work. 2 glasses left
Worried about a sleepless night, worried about the office tomorrow

>>595063
Did you wage today?

>>595064
Yeah, technically

>>595065
what happened this week?
heavy goonage and lack of sleep fuck your shit up?

Hope NK keeps us updated on the korea trip. Its a positive neet arc.

I sold my kindle I got in 2018 that I never use for $50 today to some gumtree cunno. Feels good to get a bit of cash from whats basically clutter now.

>>595052
Good news.

>>595067
NK is usually disappointing with personal updates.
He mostly just posts the pic of the elephant having sex.

>>595070
I'm feeling optimistic.You're right though, he was always quite the aloof neet.

Quiet night on the gen.

>>595072
What are you up to NEET?

>>595073
Standard relapse. Had almost five days. Monk situation got to me.
what about you neeto?

>>595066
Big weekend but nothing extreme. Anxiety got the better of me. Realising how hopeless the situation is. Thinking it might be best to get a casual job and do the outpatient program. Drafting the message to Bossman in my head. Dreading being taken to a meeting room and given notice
A broken record I know.

>>595074
>almost five days
That will have done your body good regardless of the relapse.

>what about you neeto?
I'm on the gen and reading on reddit.

>>595075
You need an inpatient program. You need to stay in a facility for several months.

>>595075
You might not get sacked. Have a crack again tomorrow and see how it goes. Try to salvage it and if you get sacked so be it. Start the outpatient asap regardless.

>>595076
what sub neeto?

>>595077
I heard the adelaide trio are securing him a spot at an inpatient program in the adelaide hills on a hobby farm.

>>595078
I can’t while working full time

>>595079
/idiotsincars/ right now.

>>595081
I see. Can you keep your head above water on 25 hours a week?

>>595083
It’s a full time role at an international startup, they’d just replace me anyway

>>595082
I will check it out. I love the aussie dashcam comps so I think it would be up my alley.

wonder if any neets remember Michael from struggle street.

>>595086
I could never watch that show it was too upsetting.

>>595086
Might give it another watch. I’ve only grown closer to him.

>>595087
Yeah it was brutal.

Even the most feral neet here was much more dignified than a lot of people on that show.

>>595091
Yikes. I am not too far behind you NEET.
We need to have the dignity to accept ageing gracefully. To just let it go.

Season Three.

>>595093
I looked that show up on YouTube and started watching a compilation of the funniest bits.
None of it was funny.

>>595070
Last time he went overseas he was chased through the back alleys.

Feels weird seeing a NEETs eyes.

>>595096
Dead silverside eyes.

>>595094
You need to watch it for a while before it starts getting better and better.

>>595097
Which NEET is it?

>>595099
They all look alike to me.

Norwood reapers taking me.

>>595101
On the Parade?

>>595097
the standards, junkfood, cigs and zoloft did that to me.

Might just get munted and send my pre-resignation message in the early am

>>595103
You look like you have witnessed a massacre, but the shock and dullness in your eyes is just from a slow accumulation of NEET living.

>>595104
Talk to the boss like an adult and stop all this immature shit. Stay sober and deal with it tomorrow like a man.

>>595105
Mourning all the possible futures for myself that I ruined.

>>595107
RIP. They are out there in parallel universes living their best lives. We had to take the L here in this one for them to succeed in theirs.

>>595108
Can I still take a W before its too late?

>>595109
I think you already know the answer to that.

Looking at minoxidil on ebay

>>595110
yes

Think I’ll resign tonight

>>595115
is it the right move?

Monk might have to don the UMM polo at this rate.

>>595114
Don't be stupid.

>>595117
XXL

>>595117
He'll be one of the mongs, not one of the herders.

>>595118
I don’t see any other options, why delay the inevitable

>>595121
If you are honestly not at a point where you can go back to work and be productive enough to salvage I can understand. Are you having a full on breakdown?

>>595122
I don’t know what a breakdown is anymore
I exist in a constant state of pressure
I can barely feed myself or clean the toilet, manage my dirty laundry or other household chores
I have 2 hours a day where I’m not drinking or hungover
I could possibly manage another two weeks at work but the shame of keeping up this lie isn’t worth it

>>595123
Not good mate. You're gonna have to tell your folks how bad its gotten to get that support behind you. I think its either go to wagga or work 30 hours a week at a warehouse and do outpatient until you are back on your feet.

Pacing

>>595125
sit down on the couch and do some deep breathing.

I'm gonna get a new stereo head unit put in the camry. Bluetooth, apple play etc. Not even at 250k yet. Want to get it to atleast 300.

Thinking about monk singing unchained melody at karaoke.

15 acquired
I think the decision has been made

>>595129
>15 acquired
fuck mate. Its done and dusted with a haul like that at this hour. Beer or goon cuzzo?

>>595130
Tallboys and a long neck
One last hurrah, totally doable

>>595104
The fuck are you doing?
Don't resign unless you have something else lined up.

>>595131
You should send that resignation email or text now. You won't be getting up before 2pm now.

>>595132
He is doing what he always does.
His brain is hardwired into certain responses to stress.
He is like the rest of us.

>>595134
He should just be a mong and continue waging. Wait till they sack him and do 4 interviews in that time.

>>595135
It is frustrating watching him self-destruct all the time.

>>595135
>He should
We all should have done many things differently along our journey. But we didn't.
If we had made the right choices we wouldn't be mongs. But we are mongs.

Monk and me gonna have to use the last three months of the year to gear up for the true unjusting in 2023.

>>595138
I would say that at his point the 2020s are a write off. It will be easiest to start fresh on January 1st 2030.

I think this will be the right choice. It will be tough, tomorrow will probably be the last payday. But I can’t bear this weight anymore. The lies, the excuses, the constant shame. There are lots of casual jobs around. I could make the rehab doable. A stress free job, sobriety and weight loss. 6 months on the program and back into it. I can’t keep showing up looking wasted at the morning zoom call. If it goes wrong I’ll roll the dice at Wagga
The stoic abstainer arc is close

>>595140
You are talking about trying the things you have tried before. They will not suddenly work this time.
You need inpatient rehab.

>>595141
I’m hopelessly fucked
I can’t stop lying and exploiting patience of others to extend my hedonism
I deserve to suffer and do something honest

>>595142
>I deserve to suffer and do something honest
tell your folks the absolute truth if you are in the frame of mind.

>>595140
Don't quit, just start applying.

Maybe I use these fantastical redemption arcs to escape my own reality which results in self sabotage. I can’t keep track anymore

>>594737
Those are breddy gud.

>>595147
You've been posting a lot of this cringecore.

>>595148
https://youtube.com/watch?v=giJKFe9V_Cg [Embed]

The CIA wants me dead
The FBI reads my mails
Twitter CEO is a cunt
And the ADL can suck my cock

At the gym

>>595149
Based

>>595150
Have a good session NEET.

Kebab ordered

>>595153
At this hour? What a lifestyle.

Morning neetbros. Slept well, feel bright and bushy tailed and ready for the day ahead.
>>595153
based

shidded my pant

>>595155
Good morning.

>>595157
morning, are you kebab neet?

>>595158
No.

shidded in my toilet!

>>595160
Well done NEET.

I am off to bed NEETs. Good night.

>>595162
good night and sleep tight

>>595162
good morning, sleep tight

Bought some new low carb bread from aldi, trying some for breakfast now, hope it's not too terrible.

>>595166
If it's the one I've read about previously, it should be quite alright.

Getting up and reading the posts Monk made after I went to bed almost always put me in a bad mood.

>>595167
It tastes like cardboard, but I've never really liked bread anyway so I don't care.

>>595169
I tried that Bürgen bread or whatever it's called before, I didn't mind it although it felt really moist.

facebook alphabet disney amazon apple marvel dc netflix and google is formally excommunicated from heaven equals decode h t t p s w w w whitehouse govcontact washington bureaucracy f u c k e d you all

True story mate.

>>595171
(c) Nothing in this section exonerates a public employee from liability for injury proximately caused by his negligent or wrongful act or omission in carrying out or failing to carry out:
(1) A determination to confine or not to confine a person for mental illness or addiction.
(2) The terms or conditions of confinement of a person for mental illness or addiction.
(3) A determination to parole, grant a leave of absence to, or release a person confined for mental illness or addiction.
Ca. Gov. Code § 856

Key out Silicon Valley

>>595174
B 92 DAYS 4TH AMENDMENT

>>595056
Thank (You)!

>>595075
Long Weekend Reset at the end of today.

>>595093
Better and better.

>>595106
>tomorrow
That sounds do-able.

>>595117
It will go well with the blue hat. Perhaps he can feature in the next ad.

>>595123
The Long Weekend Reset is really needed.

>>595130
That taste of boong water looked vile.

>>595138
>gear up for the true unjusting in 2023.
Sounds do-able.

>>595140
>The stoic abstainer arc is close
Based.

>>595173
>Key out Silicon Valley
Encryption debunked?

>>595155
>>595157
>>595158
>>595164
Good morning NEETs.

I wish I could be this schizo.

might do The Mash, The Monster Mash, later

>>595177
He does keep himself busy, I admire that.

I had a protein shake on my walk home from the gym earlier this morning. I had a black coffee and a banana about an hour after that then I had another black coffee just now. I might have tuna, brown rice and steamed veggies for lunch.
>>595178
Will it be a graveyard smash?

>>595180
>Will it be a graveyard smash?
I believe so.

>>595179
I need to stop being a lazy arse and read/watch more stuff on esotericism so I can start getting into the nitty gritty schizo stuff.

>>595182
You should try and summon a semen demon

Just be warned, there is a non-white in this video.

>>595183
Why would I need to do that when I have you lot?

might have to go and visit the old bird tonight

>>594865
It was scanned into the Adelaide depot just after 5 this morning and is on board for delivery.

Whizzing above
>Furious residents living under noisy drone delivery flight path call for the service to be banned near their homes - but one neighbour LOVES it
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-11231149/Brisbane-residents-hit-noisy-drone-delivery-flight-service-Wing.html

>>595176
025 OFF

>>595191
The DailyMail focuses on what the people want to read. There is no speculation to him using anal beads in that other article.

>>595193
Last week I posted an article about the anal beads fiasco. The DailyMail is woefully behind.

Weber hacked Possum's remote-controlled anal beads once.

After a dispute in the neet council turned deadly, 20 guys were sent to possum's house to whack him once. But possum got so high on garlic bread that he didn't even feel their bullets.

>>595196
He fell into a pool next to a neon sign saying "the bread is yours"

>>595197
well bantered sir, well bantered

debating the merits of emptying my caboose here or at Motherbat's

>>595195
Hot!

>>595199
Perhaps reflect on >>595042

caboose
noun [ca-boose]

1. a ship's galley
2. a freight-train car attached usually to the rear mainly for the use of the train crew
3. one that follows or brings up the rear
4. buttocks

>>595202
The caboose should be emptied before any significant life decisions.

>>595202
Where is the whimsical example of its use?

https://www.news.com.au/technology/motoring/on-the-road/student-seriously-injured-in-school-bus-crash-outside-of-melbourne/news-story/709d27012fe0bb0ea0d8359754afbbe5
>space camp
lol lmao

>>595207
imagine the idiotic shrieking

>>595187
Here is Pajeet delivering it.

>>595202
Excellent word of the week.

Imagine coming from a family like this.

>>595211
Happy birthday, NEET.

>>595208
*covers ears*

>>595212
It's not mine.

>>595209
Not very needful of him.

>>595212
You should know when my birthday is anyway.

>>595216
Not him, but everyday you are with us is a special day.

>>595209
It was a white guy, who was a bit too cheerful.

They love kissing his arse at News Corp
>Gerry Harvey on life, health, happiness and losing $4 million in the blink of an eye
>>“I just had a mare die the other day that was worth $4 million, not insured,” he tells news.com.au.
>>“I looked down and I’d lost $4 million in one hit but I thought about it for five minutes at the most and I certainly didn’t get agitated. Because you just roll with the punches.
>>“He doesn’t have to be successful. He just has to be alive and well. In my observations, the ones that do that have a longer happier life.”
https://www.news.com.au/finance/money/wealth/gerry-harvey-on-life-health-happiness-and-losing-4-million-in-the-blink-of-an-eye/news-story/960164b5324762da69cc67175d374e5b

Just a reminder.
>Billionaire Harvey Norman founder settles court case with his long-time friend's dying widow who he tried to EVICT from one of his properties - after she became too ill to continue legal fight
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-11171717/Harvey-Norman-founder-Gerry-Harvey-settles-court-case-dying-widow-Peggy-Luker-tried-evict.html

Harvey Norman did nothing wrong.

A coordinator company with a managing herder that identifies as 'they' offered me a big mong.
Not replying.

>>595221
Why would they offload a mong?

open game
get bored in 2 minutes
quit
repeat ad infinitum
play anime
get bored in 2 minutes
pause
repeat ad infinitium

>>595222
They don't do the support worker part.

you wouldn't download a mong

Unloading that caboose

>>595219
He also took government Covid money, turned a record profit, and refused to repay any of it.

>>595227
Government shouldn't have made his company eligible for the money.

>>595226
Set it free.

I've gotten obsessed with watching video game reviews rather than playing them. This guy on youtube has me convinced that cyberpunk 2077 was actually an ok game.

>>595230
I do that. Unreal engine is the best for reasons I don't understand.

Wonder if monks on the bossmans discussion list.

Listening to Jimmy Buffet.

>>595233
>Jimmy Buffet
faggot

>>595233
Warren's brother

terrible sleep, tossing and turning since 11

Shaq in Australia.

>>595236
>IKTF
Worst sleep I have had in a while.

>>595238
going to be a long day

>>595091
psycho eyes

The KFC milf called me honey again

>>595241
Ask her what's good for dipping

>>595242
I'll remember that next time. She did ask if I wanted any sauces.

>>595242
just ask her out

'No thanks, I'm spicy enough'

>>595241
She wants you.

>>595246
I have my doubts

KingCobraJFS is live, chillin

https://youtube.com/watch?v=kIMHJNSpHd4 [Embed]

>>595245
kek

>>595250
Yuck.

>>595242
>>595245
Only a chad like Cruisedog could pull this off.

>>595255
Big Boss Energy

>>595248
The bad home is strong in this one

>>595086
was that the coon?

Done a few hours of actual work.

>>595127
Waste of money, put it towards a newer car.

Apparently I'm supposed to get the $25k first home buyers grant, I thought I already got it.
What do I ask revenueSA Weber?

>>595262
Normally that goes direct to the bank when your loan is arranged... How did that not happen?

>>595260
Well done, you can take the rest of the day off now neet.

>>595263
Yeah, I thought it already had over a year ago. My mate, who built around the same time as me just got an email from them.

>>595204
"a show about dindu-nuffins"

>>595264
It's as difficult to get on cenno as it is to get a new job.

>>595266
What did they email say?
It's not free spending money. Best case, I'd say they'll give it to the bank who will deduct it from your remaining balance.

>>595268
There are presently more jobs than people to fill them.

>>595265
Got a shift in about an hour.
Still haven't worked out how to put the public holiday service fees in.
Hopefully it's automatic on the invoice otherwise that'll be a long job in a week or two.

>>595260
Good work NEET.

>>595269
That's all I wanted it for. I haven't made a deposit on the mortgage since November.

>>595271
I was wondering if someone would connect those posts.

>>595230
I watch more movie trailers than movies, and sometimes even a 3-minute clip is hard to sit through.

>>595274
>I haven't made a deposit on the mortgage since November.
You mean voluntary additional repayments? Please tell me they have been taking repayments each fortnight or month.

>>595264
We'll look after him.

>>595268
on DSP*

>>595277
Yeah, there's still over $50k in the offset account, and they get deducted from that.

>>595278
bunch of squirelly looking cunts aye

>>595281
Get your missus to make her fortnightly pay a voluntary repayment

Got them chicken wing cravings

Garn teach a mong how to cook toad in the hole.

i might bully a neet

>>595283
Why?

gonna lay in bed soon

>>595287
So you pay it off quicker.

>>595285
If this was you >>593986 then you need to be teaching YOURSELF how to make the actual dish.

>>595288
You are living my dream NEET.
Embrace it!

>>595291
i'm waking up at 3 tomorrow morning though

Big day today neets, tomorrow is my moving day but some stuff is getting moved today.
Last night in the house. I've got my books all packed up and most of my clothes. Female room-mate will be picking them up today. Got a bunch of slop cooked up so I don't need to cook for a few days. I still need to disassemble my furniture, pack up the odds and ends of mine (such as toiletries, food, shoes, weights, desktop etc.), thoroughly clean the kitchen and something else that I was thinking of before but that I've suddenly forgotten. I've developed a bad cough and a sore throat. Possibly bat aids. I bought some "Vicks Vapodrops" to replace the stolen strepsils and these are not as good but about the same price. Feeling very low energy today which is annoying as I really need it today. If I could be bothered I'd go down and get some goon for a good piss-up tonight as that puts me in a mood for packing and cleaning things. Probably not a good time to go drinking an immuno-suppressant though.

>>595251
>>595252
Thank (you) for posting it for me.
I feel better knowing that I could stop posting and that Olive-posting would live on without me.

>>595295
Good luck with the move.
Probably better to stay sober and celebrate when you're all settled in.

that wasn't even a shock image

>>595294
but we already have wendys

>>595299
The article says that they are a "Wendy's Milk Bar"

warm and muggy outside. This summer's gonna be hard on executives.

>>595298
lol he didn't click on it

>>595301
They will have skellies fan them with palm fronds.

>>595301
I'll mug you

Nussy

>>595305
Sweaty.

poo time, after six coffees it is well earnt.

>>595306
Sweaty executive nussy. Imagine the smell

a messy but satisfying poo

A messy but satisfying encounter in the public toilets