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NEET General #588 - Medium-Rare Edition NEET 09/22/2022 (Thu) 07:14 [Preview] No. 595854
How do you like Weber to cook your meatus?
Why do girls' genitals look like roast beef?

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NEET 09/22/2022 (Thu) 07:15 [Preview] No.595858 del

NEET 09/22/2022 (Thu) 08:05 [Preview] No.595879 del
How does he do it?

NEET 09/22/2022 (Thu) 08:09 [Preview] No.595885 del
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NEET 09/22/2022 (Thu) 08:25 [Preview] No.595891 del

NEET 09/22/2022 (Thu) 08:30 [Preview] No.595896 del

Have govt requirements for telcos to hold PII caused unnecessary risk?
Should companies & govt agencies that fail to secure PII suffer actual consequences?
What actually is the point of ASD and ACSC if they can't help secure something like this?

ASD/ACSC demanded all sorts of intrusive powers to direct companies as to how to do security. They denied it was about them wanting data, insisted it was about making everything more secure.
How's that working out?
Mmmm mm mmmmm mmmmmmmm mmm mmmmmmmmmm

NEET 09/22/2022 (Thu) 08:41 [Preview] No.595902 del
They hire idiots and pajeets who think security matters are not at all important.

NEET 09/22/2022 (Thu) 08:47 [Preview] No.595908 del
more of the esoteric jew

NEET 09/22/2022 (Thu) 08:56 [Preview] No.595912 del
This would never happen to Internode

NEET 09/22/2022 (Thu) 08:59 [Preview] No.595924 del
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diversity is our strength neet!

NEET 09/22/2022 (Thu) 09:00 [Preview] No.595927 del
We should have a womboflix stream of the magic jew sometime. Develop your spell casting powers neets.

NEET 09/22/2022 (Thu) 09:01 [Preview] No.595929 del
Their game network got compromised after Weber left.

NEET 09/22/2022 (Thu) 09:02 [Preview] No.595930 del
10 nuggets please.

NEET 09/22/2022 (Thu) 09:03 [Preview] No.595931 del
>deletes last post and replaces it with his own
Why is BO such a fag?

NEET 09/22/2022 (Thu) 09:06 [Preview] No.595932 del
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Tomorrow night we'll be streaming Man on Fire (2004), a Tony Scott action thriller often noted for its high level of violence. Make sure your mummybot is ok with you watching it.

Then on Saturday, for the discerning neet viewer we have The Prestige (2006), a Chris Nolan directed movie about magic and metaphysics.

7pm AEST. Womboflix.

NEET 09/22/2022 (Thu) 09:07 [Preview] No.595933 del
God you are so unbearably poor and starved of attention. Kill yourself you rained creatively bankrupt one hit wonder troll homo bitxh boi. Die just fuckig die. No one loves you.
Rule 9

NEET 09/22/2022 (Thu) 09:07 [Preview] No.595934 del
gonna cry?

NEET 09/22/2022 (Thu) 09:09 [Preview] No.595935 del
>starved of attention
you hit the nail on the head with that one

NEET 09/22/2022 (Thu) 09:10 [Preview] No.595936 del
>starved of attention
>look at my shitty motor with a skull!

NEET 09/22/2022 (Thu) 09:12 [Preview] No.595937 del
Those crystal skulls are like $90 for some shitty vodka

NEET 09/22/2022 (Thu) 09:13 [Preview] No.595938 del
vodka isnt brown

NEET 09/22/2022 (Thu) 09:13 [Preview] No.595939 del
poorly bantered

NEET 09/22/2022 (Thu) 09:14 [Preview] No.595940 del
it is after it comes out of his ass

NEET 09/22/2022 (Thu) 09:14 [Preview] No.595941 del
poorly bantered

NEET 09/22/2022 (Thu) 09:14 [Preview] No.595942 del
might go fishing tomorrow before i drive back to town

NEET 09/22/2022 (Thu) 09:15 [Preview] No.595943 del
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NEET 09/22/2022 (Thu) 09:18 [Preview] No.595944 del
He's probably tipped his shitty brandy into the bottle to try and flex on us as he drinks alone in a workshop

NEET 09/22/2022 (Thu) 09:19 [Preview] No.595945 del
Imagine consuming vodka orally

NEET 09/22/2022 (Thu) 09:23 [Preview] No.595946 del
Ummmmmmm bye bye seweety…..

NEET 09/22/2022 (Thu) 09:23 [Preview] No.595947 del
Good video. Thank you.

NEET 09/22/2022 (Thu) 09:24 [Preview] No.595948 del
and with that anon is defeated!

NEET 09/22/2022 (Thu) 09:25 [Preview] No.595949 del

NEET 09/22/2022 (Thu) 09:27 [Preview] No.595950 del
Um, Rules 9 and 11(eleven) anybody???

NEET 09/22/2022 (Thu) 09:30 [Preview] No.595951 del

NEET 09/22/2022 (Thu) 09:30 [Preview] No.595952 del
someday I'm gonna lead a better life than this

NEET 09/22/2022 (Thu) 09:31 [Preview] No.595953 del
>speaking to authority when you lost the game

Shiggiffy motherfucker kill your self cuntoid.

NEET 09/22/2022 (Thu) 09:32 [Preview] No.595954 del
stop being such a whiny pissant, stanners

NEET 09/22/2022 (Thu) 09:35 [Preview] No.595955 del
is the foot over?

NEET 09/22/2022 (Thu) 09:40 [Preview] No.595956 del
Might buy that wizard robe tomorrow

NEET 09/22/2022 (Thu) 09:42 [Preview] No.595957 del
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turning 30?

NEET 09/22/2022 (Thu) 09:43 [Preview] No.595958 del

NEET 09/22/2022 (Thu) 09:44 [Preview] No.595959 del
It would look good on you NEET.

NEET 09/22/2022 (Thu) 09:45 [Preview] No.595960 del

NEET 09/22/2022 (Thu) 09:48 [Preview] No.595961 del
Time for bed neet.

NEET 09/22/2022 (Thu) 09:48 [Preview] No.595962 del
come fishing tomorrow at 4am

NEET 09/22/2022 (Thu) 09:49 [Preview] No.595963 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=JqpAtf4ygRI [Embed]

NEET 09/22/2022 (Thu) 09:51 [Preview] No.595964 del
Are you that NEET who got his holes drilled?

NEET 09/22/2022 (Thu) 09:55 [Preview] No.595965 del
watch the magic jew, become a wizard

NEET 09/22/2022 (Thu) 09:56 [Preview] No.595966 del
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NEET 09/22/2022 (Thu) 09:57 [Preview] No.595967 del
I usually watch one of the ones like that, lower the volume and then listen to something like this one which has the better music.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=_v4cgUVBsi4 [Embed]

NEET 09/22/2022 (Thu) 09:57 [Preview] No.595968 del
Quality night time NEET music.

NEET 09/22/2022 (Thu) 10:00 [Preview] No.595969 del
What happened to monk? Did he get on the wagon and drive away?

NEET 09/22/2022 (Thu) 10:01 [Preview] No.595970 del
Got on the chockies again neets, 8 mini picnic bars in a sitting.

NEET 09/22/2022 (Thu) 10:02 [Preview] No.595971 del
You're not teh one getting shot at with air bullets.

NEET 09/22/2022 (Thu) 10:04 [Preview] No.595972 del
I hope so. It will do him the world of good.

NEET 09/22/2022 (Thu) 10:04 [Preview] No.595973 del
Two please.

NEET 09/22/2022 (Thu) 10:06 [Preview] No.595974 del

NEET 09/22/2022 (Thu) 10:10 [Preview] No.595975 del
That was the last of them m8. I ate them all in one day.

NEET 09/22/2022 (Thu) 10:10 [Preview] No.595976 del

https://youtube.com/watch?v=DL-UhjaWACI [Embed]

NEET 09/22/2022 (Thu) 10:13 [Preview] No.595977 del
You are out of control neet, you need to get on the wagon and I don't mean on the Wagon Wheels.

NEET 09/22/2022 (Thu) 10:14 [Preview] No.595978 del
I just went to all the effort to setup my desktop and now it won’t boot. Can’t even be bothered troubleshooting it

NEET 09/22/2022 (Thu) 10:16 [Preview] No.595980 del
Did you plug it in?

NEET 09/22/2022 (Thu) 10:16 [Preview] No.595981 del
Well bantered.

NEET 09/22/2022 (Thu) 10:20 [Preview] No.595982 del
might transition

NEET 09/22/2022 (Thu) 10:21 [Preview] No.595983 del
Hopefully a safety escort is available tonight.

NEET 09/22/2022 (Thu) 10:24 [Preview] No.595984 del
There is no shame in that.

NEET 09/22/2022 (Thu) 10:25 [Preview] No.595985 del
Had to tuck myself in again

NEET 09/22/2022 (Thu) 10:26 [Preview] No.595986 del
More money needs to be allocated to essential NEET services.

NEET 09/22/2022 (Thu) 10:28 [Preview] No.595987 del
Well bantered.

NEET 09/22/2022 (Thu) 10:28 [Preview] No.595988 del
He could do it, but he is too busy having a poke and a choof and eating boigs.

NEET 09/22/2022 (Thu) 10:28 [Preview] No.595989 del

NEET 09/22/2022 (Thu) 10:29 [Preview] No.595990 del
I am here, second night on the wagon, going strong

NEET 09/22/2022 (Thu) 10:30 [Preview] No.595991 del
I reheated the leftover wicked wings and chips in the air fryer.
7 minutes at 180c. I am declaring the operation a complete success.
A fair amount of healthsome grease in the bottom of the fryer.

NEET 09/22/2022 (Thu) 10:30 [Preview] No.595992 del
those are essential neet services

NEET 09/22/2022 (Thu) 10:31 [Preview] No.595993 del
Well done, hope you left a couple for breakky.

NEET 09/22/2022 (Thu) 10:32 [Preview] No.595994 del
Doing good King. Keep at it.

NEET 09/22/2022 (Thu) 10:34 [Preview] No.595995 del
>tfw on the standards

NEET 09/22/2022 (Thu) 10:35 [Preview] No.595996 del
A sad and depressing scene NEET. I hope you are okay.

NEET 09/22/2022 (Thu) 10:36 [Preview] No.595997 del
I hope the Chinaman isn't smiling.

NEET 09/22/2022 (Thu) 10:36 [Preview] No.595998 del
ever heard of a 'coaster'?

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NEET 09/22/2022 (Thu) 10:37 [Preview] No.596000 del
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I'm not okay.

NEET 09/22/2022 (Thu) 10:38 [Preview] No.596001 del
I got this desk of roadside collection.

NEET 09/22/2022 (Thu) 10:38 [Preview] No.596002 del
Absolutely based is that you fifo?

NEET 09/22/2022 (Thu) 10:38 [Preview] No.596003 del
I can see that radiant smile.

NEET 09/22/2022 (Thu) 10:39 [Preview] No.596004 del
No real neet uses coasters m8

NEET 09/22/2022 (Thu) 10:39 [Preview] No.596005 del
Well scavenged NEET.

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NEET 09/22/2022 (Thu) 10:43 [Preview] No.596007 del
Maybe there's a conservation of neet boongery. As soon as monk got on the wagon, another neet had to fall off to make room.

NEET 09/22/2022 (Thu) 10:43 [Preview] No.596008 del
It booted. I could really go some toyboys while I install centos and start playing around with a home server again ...

NEET 09/22/2022 (Thu) 10:45 [Preview] No.596009 del
That theory has been discredited by NEET scholars numerous times. It has been debunked.

NEET 09/22/2022 (Thu) 10:46 [Preview] No.596010 del

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Stay strong monk. ive been on the standards all day. Start fresh, you can stop being a dead shit.

NEET 09/22/2022 (Thu) 10:47 [Preview] No.596012 del
I choose to believe it's real.

NEET 09/22/2022 (Thu) 10:47 [Preview] No.596013 del
neither are you

NEET 09/22/2022 (Thu) 10:48 [Preview] No.596014 del
Could be an interesting night.

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NEET 09/22/2022 (Thu) 10:49 [Preview] No.596016 del
Posting on my phone from Davo. Just moved today. Still need to set everything up and unpack. Went and got chinky before. The Chinese girl there was very attractive. Lots of bad homes in there though. A young couple out the front were having a fight with the woman trying to ram the man with a trolley. Lots of shifty looking cunts sitting around smoking and giving you scary looks.
I'm going to be here for at least a few years I reckon. Not heaps convenient for getting to a shopping centre. Going to need to mooch of my roommate's car trips I reckon.
This area seems mostly white with some sudo presence.

NEET 09/22/2022 (Thu) 10:50 [Preview] No.596017 del
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Its not your fault NEETs.

NEET 09/22/2022 (Thu) 10:51 [Preview] No.596019 del
Well done on the move m8.
Things will get easier over time as you settle in.

NEET 09/22/2022 (Thu) 10:51 [Preview] No.596018 del
The moment we become adults we're responsible for our lives, no matter how bad of a childhood we had.

NEET 09/22/2022 (Thu) 10:53 [Preview] No.596020 del
>Going to need to mooch of my roommate's car trips I reckon.
Do the online ordering and home delivery.

NEET 09/22/2022 (Thu) 10:53 [Preview] No.596021 del
Did your room mate move with you? Where exactly is Davo?

NEET 09/22/2022 (Thu) 10:53 [Preview] No.596022 del
>sudo presence

NEET 09/22/2022 (Thu) 10:53 [Preview] No.596023 del
I had a steering column put between my legs, it’s driving me nuts.

NEET 09/22/2022 (Thu) 10:54 [Preview] No.596024 del
The monitor rearrange always leaves me with goon cravings.

NEET 09/22/2022 (Thu) 10:54 [Preview] No.596025 del
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In a better world cruisey or weber would have offered you there spare room. woe.

NEET 09/22/2022 (Thu) 10:54 [Preview] No.596026 del
Davo is just like Webby Territory but actually even worse.

NEET 09/22/2022 (Thu) 10:54 [Preview] No.596027 del
Smashed half the nuggets and one 3/90 pie.

NEET 09/22/2022 (Thu) 10:55 [Preview] No.596028 del

NEET 09/22/2022 (Thu) 10:55 [Preview] No.596029 del
CBT delight?

NEET 09/22/2022 (Thu) 10:55 [Preview] No.596030 del
> mostly white
Remember the irish and slavs may look white, but they aren't.

NEET 09/22/2022 (Thu) 10:55 [Preview] No.596031 del
Thanks for the update neet
>Chinese girl there was very attractive
Maybe takeaway couple of times a week now.

NEET 09/22/2022 (Thu) 10:55 [Preview] No.596032 del

NEET 09/22/2022 (Thu) 10:55 [Preview] No.596033 del
Good pie.

NEET 09/22/2022 (Thu) 10:56 [Preview] No.596034 del
It's driving you mad?

NEET 09/22/2022 (Thu) 10:56 [Preview] No.596035 del
All we can do is battle on m8

NEET 09/22/2022 (Thu) 10:56 [Preview] No.596036 del
>Remember the irish and slavs may look white, but they aren't.
A very Jewish post.

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NEET 09/22/2022 (Thu) 11:05 [Preview] No.596038 del
wish I could give cruisey a call.

NEET 09/22/2022 (Thu) 11:05 [Preview] No.596039 del
very cringe
Why would anyone post that shit

NEET 09/22/2022 (Thu) 11:06 [Preview] No.596040 del
I have gone full circle. Posso hates me again.

NEET 09/22/2022 (Thu) 11:06 [Preview] No.596041 del
Take it easy. Thats a neet from a bad home trying to deal with shit.

NEET 09/22/2022 (Thu) 11:06 [Preview] No.596042 del
What would you say to him?
Make him a vocaroo.

NEET 09/22/2022 (Thu) 11:07 [Preview] No.596043 del
Only VIMs get that service.

NEET 09/22/2022 (Thu) 11:07 [Preview] No.596044 del
It's not the same in voc. I need to know hes listening when I say whats needed to be said.

NEET 09/22/2022 (Thu) 11:09 [Preview] No.596045 del
You need to sing it to him. Cruisey can't resist the romance of a song.

NEET 09/22/2022 (Thu) 11:09 [Preview] No.596046 del
Did he delete the email you sent him?

NEET 09/22/2022 (Thu) 11:10 [Preview] No.596047 del
I never sent it.

NEET 09/22/2022 (Thu) 11:10 [Preview] No.596048 del
>romance of a song.
He himself has the voice of an angel.

NEET 09/22/2022 (Thu) 11:11 [Preview] No.596049 del
Thank you.

NEET 09/22/2022 (Thu) 11:16 [Preview] No.596050 del
bunch of poofs

NEET 09/22/2022 (Thu) 11:17 [Preview] No.596051 del
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*bunch of dignified browsers of ausneets

NEET 09/22/2022 (Thu) 11:20 [Preview] No.596052 del
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This is me here on /ausneets/. I keep telling Monk to stop drinking lol.

NEET 09/22/2022 (Thu) 11:21 [Preview] No.596053 del
how are you doing neet?
whats got you justed?

NEET 09/22/2022 (Thu) 11:22 [Preview] No.596054 del
tee hee hee

NEET 09/22/2022 (Thu) 11:25 [Preview] No.596055 del
bitching cunt fuck

NEET 09/22/2022 (Thu) 11:26 [Preview] No.596056 del
I might walk to the gym soon.

NEET 09/22/2022 (Thu) 11:28 [Preview] No.596057 del
garn stop for a long neck along the way?

NEET 09/22/2022 (Thu) 11:28 [Preview] No.596058 del
It is just the usual m8. I am not doing well but not in crisis either.

NEET 09/22/2022 (Thu) 11:28 [Preview] No.596059 del
Good idea NEET. Have a good session.

NEET 09/22/2022 (Thu) 11:29 [Preview] No.596060 del
might by myself a russian wife soon

NEET 09/22/2022 (Thu) 11:29 [Preview] No.596061 del
@BO -- requesting 72 hour ban.
A depressing community here today.
@BO -- requesting 72 hour ban.

NEET 09/22/2022 (Thu) 11:30 [Preview] No.596062 del
But it's night time, you silly billy.

NEET 09/22/2022 (Thu) 11:32 [Preview] No.596063 del
Which NEET are you?

NEET 09/22/2022 (Thu) 11:34 [Preview] No.596064 del
Can't we just ban the emo neets who keep dragging shit down?

NEET 09/22/2022 (Thu) 11:35 [Preview] No.596065 del
It's monk. His ego makes him feel likes hes above it all despite circling the drain.

NEET 09/22/2022 (Thu) 11:36 [Preview] No.596066 del
Nighty night NEETs.

NEET 09/22/2022 (Thu) 11:36 [Preview] No.596067 del
cut off from ausneets, he'll fall off the wagon, then cruisey will blame himself for not being there to offer support

NEET 09/22/2022 (Thu) 11:37 [Preview] No.596068 del
>Can't we just ban...
Maybe we should ban you instead.

NEET 09/22/2022 (Thu) 11:42 [Preview] No.596069 del
I close the tab and then open it 2 minutes later, an endless cycle. I'm not above it I just want to do something else for once

NEET 09/22/2022 (Thu) 11:44 [Preview] No.596070 del
Putting my socks on now.

NEET 09/22/2022 (Thu) 11:44 [Preview] No.596071 del
Good night.

NEET 09/22/2022 (Thu) 11:45 [Preview] No.596072 del
Good, your feet were cold last night.

NEET 09/22/2022 (Thu) 11:47 [Preview] No.596073 del
I wonder if these self-ban NEETs keep reading the threads even though they can't post?

NEET 09/22/2022 (Thu) 11:50 [Preview] No.596074 del
Sometimes I even disconenct my phone from the wifi to reply to a post

NEET 09/22/2022 (Thu) 11:56 [Preview] No.596075 del

NEET 09/22/2022 (Thu) 12:00 [Preview] No.596076 del
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Wish we could just get comfy in the neet jacuzzi like it was 2016-17 again.

NEET 09/22/2022 (Thu) 12:09 [Preview] No.596077 del
Very boring thred

NEET 09/22/2022 (Thu) 12:10 [Preview] No.596078 del
tell me what exciting shit you have to say?

NEET 09/22/2022 (Thu) 12:11 [Preview] No.596079 del
time for a cruise

NEET 09/22/2022 (Thu) 12:11 [Preview] No.596080 del
wonder if I'm on the only neet who had a 50cc moped

NEET 09/22/2022 (Thu) 12:12 [Preview] No.596081 del
stay away from craigs monk

NEET 09/22/2022 (Thu) 12:19 [Preview] No.596082 del
Quiet night at the gym

NEET 09/22/2022 (Thu) 12:25 [Preview] No.596083 del
Pass wind in the squat rack.

NEET 09/22/2022 (Thu) 12:29 [Preview] No.596085 del
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>tfw ancient
it all turned to shit

NEET 09/22/2022 (Thu) 12:32 [Preview] No.596086 del
I am ancient too.

NEET 09/22/2022 (Thu) 12:34 [Preview] No.596087 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=OvTZ6Xuh-kk [Embed]

NEET 09/22/2022 (Thu) 12:49 [Preview] No.596088 del
thinking about that one ineffible neet

NEET 09/22/2022 (Thu) 12:50 [Preview] No.596089 del
Oh yeah?

NEET 09/22/2022 (Thu) 12:53 [Preview] No.596090 del
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Monks standing ovation at the adeliade ausneets neetup in september 2023 after a year of sobriety.

NEET 09/22/2022 (Thu) 12:57 [Preview] No.596091 del

NEET 09/22/2022 (Thu) 12:59 [Preview] No.596092 del
dogcunt NK hasnt given us a korea update

NEET 09/22/2022 (Thu) 13:02 [Preview] No.596093 del
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I have been on the gen almost 6 years.

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NEET 09/22/2022 (Thu) 13:04 [Preview] No.596095 del

NEET 09/22/2022 (Thu) 13:05 [Preview] No.596096 del
He has been sleeping.

NEET 09/22/2022 (Thu) 13:05 [Preview] No.596097 del
We have had a good time here NEET.

NEET 09/22/2022 (Thu) 13:12 [Preview] No.596098 del
Disgusting ejaculation

NEET 09/22/2022 (Thu) 13:14 [Preview] No.596099 del
right on cue
your photos from korea and paragraph about your impression so far didn't upload though.

NEET 09/22/2022 (Thu) 13:14 [Preview] No.596100 del
I've had my Optus number since 2003.
You didn't need to tell them your license number or any of that shit back then.
They only make media statements about this when someone else discovers the hack.

NEET 09/22/2022 (Thu) 13:20 [Preview] No.596101 del
NKs a strange dichotomy. Aloof and distant on the gen but so in love with some dime a dozen gook hes willing to spend a few months warehouse wage to go visit her.

NEET 09/22/2022 (Thu) 13:27 [Preview] No.596102 del
That post I made above was very bitter. NK is doing well and i'm just a piece of shit. I would chop my pinky off for a girl like that.

NEET 09/22/2022 (Thu) 13:27 [Preview] No.596103 del
I don't like how people are making negative comments about NK's relationship.
I am happy for him. There is a lot of jealousy on here.

NEET 09/22/2022 (Thu) 13:27 [Preview] No.596104 del
Transitioning to couch. Excited for a good sober sleep and some morning instants. Thirty (30) days since I went more than 24h without a gooning.

NEET 09/22/2022 (Thu) 13:29 [Preview] No.596105 del
I clarified it. I'm just a bitter pig.

NEET 09/22/2022 (Thu) 13:29 [Preview] No.596106 del
Good night Trans(ition)NEET.

NEET 09/22/2022 (Thu) 13:30 [Preview] No.596107 del
Well at least you are honest enough to admit it.
NK is an /ausneets/ success story. he has come a long way.

NEET 09/22/2022 (Thu) 13:30 [Preview] No.596108 del
goodnight monk you are doing well.

NEET 09/22/2022 (Thu) 13:47 [Preview] No.596109 del
what the fuck can I do posso

NEET 09/22/2022 (Thu) 13:49 [Preview] No.596110 del
What are you talking about?

NEET 09/22/2022 (Thu) 13:58 [Preview] No.596111 del
I don't know. I shouldn't have mentioned you.

NEET 09/22/2022 (Thu) 14:21 [Preview] No.596113 del
ugly ape

NEET 09/22/2022 (Thu) 14:28 [Preview] No.596114 del
the darker the fruit the sweeter the juice

NEET 09/22/2022 (Thu) 14:30 [Preview] No.596115 del
Too many standards. Feel like monk in late 2016. Just wanna smash my macbook against the wall.

NEET 09/22/2022 (Thu) 14:31 [Preview] No.596116 del
Posso was always a good judge of character. I should be purged.

NEET 09/22/2022 (Thu) 14:50 [Preview] No.596117 del
You are not the vile NEET you used to be.

NEET 09/22/2022 (Thu) 15:02 [Preview] No.596118 del
I have more restraint than before. I'm still ugly on the inside as well. The bile has emerged again. I've been impotently raging about that neets success and my stagnation.

NEET 09/22/2022 (Thu) 15:02 [Preview] No.596119 del
I am off to bed NEETs. Good night.

NEET 09/22/2022 (Thu) 15:03 [Preview] No.596120 del
Does darker piss taste sweeter?
It's smells stronger than clear piss.

NEET 09/22/2022 (Thu) 15:10 [Preview] No.596121 del
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NEET 09/22/2022 (Thu) 15:33 [Preview] No.596122 del

NEET 09/22/2022 (Thu) 15:36 [Preview] No.596123 del
What Stanley doesn't show in his haul pictures.

NEET 09/22/2022 (Thu) 15:37 [Preview] No.596124 del
I can’t even remember what that was like

NEET 09/22/2022 (Thu) 15:57 [Preview] No.596125 del
a bit chilly tonight

NEET 09/22/2022 (Thu) 16:17 [Preview] No.596126 del
Can’t sleep
Imaginary conversations in my head

NEET 09/22/2022 (Thu) 17:48 [Preview] No.596127 del
3am NEET

NEET 09/22/2022 (Thu) 17:48 [Preview] No.596128 del
Hope NK made her squeal like her first rape.

NEET 09/22/2022 (Thu) 19:36 [Preview] No.596129 del

NEET 09/22/2022 (Thu) 19:38 [Preview] No.596130 del
Morning neets. Slept like shit, but woke up with the solution to a puzzle I was working on last night.
morning m8

NEET 09/22/2022 (Thu) 20:10 [Preview] No.596131 del
shit, can't remember how much coffee I've had this morning, dunno if it's safe to keep drinking

NEET 09/22/2022 (Thu) 20:46 [Preview] No.596132 del
Thank (You)!

I have always liked that image. More the edit with the coffee.

No one leaves the bucket.


>the solution to a puzzle I was working on last night.

It'll be falling out of you.

Good morning NEETs.

NEET 09/22/2022 (Thu) 21:10 [Preview] No.596133 del
>Should you stay or should you go, Joe? 'Scary and sad' video shows Biden, 79, appearing to get lost while walking off stage and asking crowd how to leave after UN speech

NEET 09/22/2022 (Thu) 21:13 [Preview] No.596134 del
Father like son
>Hunter gone wild! Unhinged videos show the president's son dancing shirtless, slipping down a waterslide naked and entertaining hookers at debauched pool party in $4,140-per-night Malibu rental

NEET 09/22/2022 (Thu) 21:14 [Preview] No.596135 del
I'm glad to see that all the billions of dollars america is sending to the ukraine is eventually flowing back to benefit at least some americans.

NEET 09/22/2022 (Thu) 21:20 [Preview] No.596136 del
A shame.
>Horrifically injured woman is awarded more than $1MILLION compo after wedging her handbag in train doors while trying to catch it as it departed
>>Ms Chol, 52, attempted to board a train at Auburn Station on August 4, 2016, by swinging her handbag between the doors to stop them closing.
>>But the doors didn't open and she was left clinging on to her bag until the train pulled her off balance as it left the station.

NEET 09/22/2022 (Thu) 21:25 [Preview] No.596137 del
They should be putting some of those funds to researching dementia and alzheimer's.

NEET 09/22/2022 (Thu) 21:27 [Preview] No.596138 del
>What your PENIS says about you: Men with big members and trimmed pubic hair are seen as more extroverted and open to new experiences – while those with smaller ones are perceived as more neurotic

NEET 09/22/2022 (Thu) 21:28 [Preview] No.596139 del
Big penis, big penisality.

NEET 09/22/2022 (Thu) 21:30 [Preview] No.596140 del

NEET 09/22/2022 (Thu) 21:58 [Preview] No.596141 del
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NEET 09/22/2022 (Thu) 21:58 [Preview] No.596142 del
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Home. Having an energy drink.

NEET 09/22/2022 (Thu) 22:08 [Preview] No.596143 del
I laughed.

NEET 09/22/2022 (Thu) 22:20 [Preview] No.596144 del
I also admire 'bats use of the emoji.

NEET 09/22/2022 (Thu) 22:49 [Preview] No.596145 del
Still receiving calls from weird country towns. Barmedman, Bendemeer, Thoona, Bevendale, Oberon, Anembo, Dungog.

NEET 09/22/2022 (Thu) 22:51 [Preview] No.596146 del
Perhaps someone is whizzing around to those towns and calling you. You should report the calls to your provider for them to investigate further.

NEET 09/22/2022 (Thu) 22:58 [Preview] No.596147 del
I think Optus has enough on their plate at the moment.

NEET 09/22/2022 (Thu) 23:00 [Preview] No.596149 del
Perhaps Barnaby was trying to call you.

NEET 09/22/2022 (Thu) 23:04 [Preview] No.596150 del
There should be no excuse for their poor security practices. Chances are if they are calling you, they are probably doing it to other people.

NEET 09/22/2022 (Thu) 23:11 [Preview] No.596151 del
I have never liked him on the TV, not really sure why. It has nothing to do with that but something about him I do not like.

NEET 09/22/2022 (Thu) 23:16 [Preview] No.596152 del
Worker got a call from ATO asking if I was paying overtime. Also missed two shifts yesterday.
Struggle street arc fast approaching.

NEET 09/22/2022 (Thu) 23:18 [Preview] No.596153 del
Get your shit together.

NEET 09/22/2022 (Thu) 23:19 [Preview] No.596154 del
He's about as genuine as a three dollar bill.

NEET 09/22/2022 (Thu) 23:21 [Preview] No.596155 del
Could that perception. There is something else though. I

NEET 09/22/2022 (Thu) 23:22 [Preview] No.596156 del
Might just move in with monk.

NEET 09/22/2022 (Thu) 23:23 [Preview] No.596157 del
Keep pushing on NEET. You can do it.

NEET 09/22/2022 (Thu) 23:25 [Preview] No.596158 del
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Enterprise Grade

NEET 09/22/2022 (Thu) 23:27 [Preview] No.596160 del
Morning, doing some spring cleaning in my room.

NEET 09/22/2022 (Thu) 23:29 [Preview] No.596161 del
With many shifty cunts from Singapore(Singtel), a step below Telstra and that is an achievement.

NEET 09/22/2022 (Thu) 23:30 [Preview] No.596162 del
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Based Alex Jones causing a ruckus

NEET 09/22/2022 (Thu) 23:30 [Preview] No.596163 del
Good morning NEET.

Good luck with the clean.

NEET 09/22/2022 (Thu) 23:31 [Preview] No.596164 del
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Imagine being his lawyer.

NEET 09/22/2022 (Thu) 23:35 [Preview] No.596165 del
This is during the damages portion of the trial, where it has already been established that he is liable. Saying you're not sorry, haven't learned anything, aren't going to change, etc is an interesting legal strategy.

NEET 09/22/2022 (Thu) 23:44 [Preview] No.596166 del
What a machine. Fuck the system.

NEET 09/22/2022 (Thu) 23:48 [Preview] No.596167 del
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Bosnian girl smoking a cigarette during Yugoslavian war, 1992

NEET 09/22/2022 (Thu) 23:56 [Preview] No.596168 del
>Bosnian girl smoking a cigarette during Yugoslavian war, 1992
Српска проститутка пуши после секса

NEET 09/23/2022 (Fri) 00:03 [Preview] No.596169 del
>Srpska prostitute pushes after sex

NEET 09/23/2022 (Fri) 00:24 [Preview] No.596170 del
What’s the problem, have you not been paying overtime?

She’s right about the booze. Your digestive system is probably as fucked as mine

NEET 09/23/2022 (Fri) 00:31 [Preview] No.596171 del
Have to organise a police clearance.

NEET 09/23/2022 (Fri) 00:34 [Preview] No.596172 del
are bosnians white?

NEET 09/23/2022 (Fri) 00:36 [Preview] No.596173 del
see if they'll accept a note from the neet council

NEET 09/23/2022 (Fri) 00:55 [Preview] No.596175 del
It's not a housing crisis - we've got plenty of housing, we've just got too many people. It's an overcrowding crisis. And thinking of it like that presents a solution - start deporting people, starting with the most recent arrivals.

NEET 09/23/2022 (Fri) 01:06 [Preview] No.596176 del
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This evening on womboflix we are playing Man on Fire (2004), the story of a black cia agent shooting mexicans because they kidnapped Dakota Fanning or something. I don't know. We'll learn the full story tonight.

Then on Saturday we're streaming The Prestige (2006), a story of feuding magicians in 19th century London.

NEET 09/23/2022 (Fri) 01:17 [Preview] No.596177 del
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Good morning NEETs.

NEET 09/23/2022 (Fri) 01:22 [Preview] No.596178 del
good morning late riser neet

NEET 09/23/2022 (Fri) 01:31 [Preview] No.596179 del
Good morning

NEET 09/23/2022 (Fri) 01:32 [Preview] No.596180 del
$71 for a police clearance

NEET 09/23/2022 (Fri) 01:33 [Preview] No.596181 del
Wouldn't it be nice

NEET 09/23/2022 (Fri) 01:35 [Preview] No.596182 del
>doing a shit
>exiting southern expressway

NEET 09/23/2022 (Fri) 01:37 [Preview] No.596183 del
Could it be his life is better than yours in every aspect?

NEET 09/23/2022 (Fri) 01:41 [Preview] No.596184 del
Since when weren't they allowed to be rented out? (((Landlords))) would rent out closets if they could.

Last hired first fired.

NEET 09/23/2022 (Fri) 01:42 [Preview] No.596185 del
Good morning NEET.

NEET 09/23/2022 (Fri) 01:43 [Preview] No.596186 del
Chuck Rambo(2008) on the list.

NEET 09/23/2022 (Fri) 01:44 [Preview] No.596187 del
Did Big Fella put on First Blood once, or did I imagine that?

NEET 09/23/2022 (Fri) 01:51 [Preview] No.596188 del
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NEET 09/23/2022 (Fri) 01:52 [Preview] No.596189 del
Actually I think he might've played '08 Rambo already. Probably streamed the whole series.

NEET 09/23/2022 (Fri) 01:53 [Preview] No.596190 del
I can only imagine the garbage you must watch for these to be viewing suggestions.

NEET 09/23/2022 (Fri) 01:53 [Preview] No.596191 del
>Probably streamed the whole series.
nah that didn't happen

NEET 09/23/2022 (Fri) 01:57 [Preview] No.596192 del
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NEET 09/23/2022 (Fri) 01:58 [Preview] No.596193 del
No. I have accepted myself, appearance and personality. I am happy as long as I have a roof over my head and food in my stomach. The only thing I do miss is my dog. I do not want to be in the public view like him, I would rather remain unknown and a nobody.

But there is something forced about his personality that I do not like about him. That's probably it.

NEET 09/23/2022 (Fri) 01:58 [Preview] No.596194 del

NEET 09/23/2022 (Fri) 01:58 [Preview] No.596195 del
Springies of death.

NEET 09/23/2022 (Fri) 02:00 [Preview] No.596196 del
Mostly KingCobraJFS and Greg's Kitchen.

NEET 09/23/2022 (Fri) 02:01 [Preview] No.596197 del
Gook afternoon.

NEET 09/23/2022 (Fri) 02:02 [Preview] No.596198 del
Possum did Dim Mak on me once

NEET 09/23/2022 (Fri) 02:05 [Preview] No.596199 del
You are a strong NEET.

NEET 09/23/2022 (Fri) 02:18 [Preview] No.596202 del

NEET 09/23/2022 (Fri) 02:24 [Preview] No.596203 del
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About to open this homosexual looking beer I was given.

NEET 09/23/2022 (Fri) 02:28 [Preview] No.596204 del
I'm not one of them.

NEET 09/23/2022 (Fri) 02:33 [Preview] No.596205 del
Was this the freebie? How in teh fuck are you getting free booze?

NEET 09/23/2022 (Fri) 02:36 [Preview] No.596206 del
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NEET 09/23/2022 (Fri) 02:54 [Preview] No.596207 del
one of the freebies
I don't know

NEET 09/23/2022 (Fri) 02:59 [Preview] No.596208 del
Went to get a haircut, as I’m walking on the street I see this guy slouched over on a public bench with a wine bottle tipped over underneath it. Tragic gooner I though. Possibly some dark forshadowing. As I’m walked back there’s ambos for him lying down with oxygen and starting some injections. Non responsive. Thought I’d circle back as I’m driving home and there was another ambo crew there, I think out of the corner of my eye I saw a white sheet. That or they needed more hands to lift the big boy.
RIP Jason, bad luck on your final boong cycle
Haircut looks good tho

NEET 09/23/2022 (Fri) 03:00 [Preview] No.596209 del
>Haircut looks good tho
You look great NEET.

NEET 09/23/2022 (Fri) 03:02 [Preview] No.596210 del
>hair looks good

Glad the story ended on a positive.

NEET 09/23/2022 (Fri) 03:05 [Preview] No.596211 del
Might do some grocery shopping soon. Get some moofie night treats. Need another goon sack too.

NEET 09/23/2022 (Fri) 03:11 [Preview] No.596212 del
fuck off Cruisey

NEET 09/23/2022 (Fri) 03:14 [Preview] No.596213 del
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Another neet falls by the wayside.

NEET 09/23/2022 (Fri) 03:16 [Preview] No.596214 del
FIFO is the only man to put on the CIA invented "Heart attack diaper" and live

NEET 09/23/2022 (Fri) 03:16 [Preview] No.596215 del

NEET 09/23/2022 (Fri) 03:43 [Preview] No.596216 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=jpOetUGvuLY [Embed]

NEET 09/23/2022 (Fri) 04:19 [Preview] No.596218 del
poast moar

NEET 09/23/2022 (Fri) 04:23 [Preview] No.596220 del
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NEET 09/23/2022 (Fri) 04:29 [Preview] No.596221 del
Poo tax soon.

NEET 09/23/2022 (Fri) 04:30 [Preview] No.596222 del
In gook lady territory, wonder if she’d remember me

NEET 09/23/2022 (Fri) 04:30 [Preview] No.596223 del

NEET 09/23/2022 (Fri) 04:34 [Preview] No.596224 del
it's bussin fr fr

NEET 09/23/2022 (Fri) 04:34 [Preview] No.596225 del
Stay away

NEET 09/23/2022 (Fri) 04:34 [Preview] No.596226 del
You can check by whether she giggles.

NEET 09/23/2022 (Fri) 04:35 [Preview] No.596227 del
Go and find her

NEET 09/23/2022 (Fri) 04:36 [Preview] No.596228 del
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NEET 09/23/2022 (Fri) 04:38 [Preview] No.596230 del
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NEET 09/23/2022 (Fri) 04:39 [Preview] No.596231 del
>If I was President of America, I would give the shooter the medal of freedom award for putting this trollop where she belongs: in the grave.

NEET 09/23/2022 (Fri) 04:44 [Preview] No.596233 del
I just had a white monster for the first time. It is my first energy drink.
It tasted okay but I can still feel the acid wearing away my teeth.

NEET 09/23/2022 (Fri) 04:47 [Preview] No.596234 del
Razzle Berry Mother is my new go-to. It has zero sugar and half the carbs of white Mondster.

NEET 09/23/2022 (Fri) 04:52 [Preview] No.596235 del
Never relax at an American McDonalds.

NEET 09/23/2022 (Fri) 04:57 [Preview] No.596236 del
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Somebody didn't like Fat Harry Potter's rap

NEET 09/23/2022 (Fri) 05:03 [Preview] No.596237 del
Got what he deserves.

NEET 09/23/2022 (Fri) 05:03 [Preview] No.596238 del

NEET 09/23/2022 (Fri) 05:07 [Preview] No.596239 del
Don't you know how to reply to posts?

NEET 09/23/2022 (Fri) 05:10 [Preview] No.596241 del
Nice, I hope you enjoy your purchase.

NEET 09/23/2022 (Fri) 05:13 [Preview] No.596242 del

NEET 09/23/2022 (Fri) 05:13 [Preview] No.596243 del

NEET 09/23/2022 (Fri) 05:14 [Preview] No.596244 del
I can already sense Stanley seething.

NEET 09/23/2022 (Fri) 05:15 [Preview] No.596245 del
He will be tempted to post a consoomer meme or gif.

NEET 09/23/2022 (Fri) 05:17 [Preview] No.596246 del

NEET 09/23/2022 (Fri) 05:17 [Preview] No.596247 del
Believe it or not I'm actually not the only person here who mocks numbo.

Buy some new records?

NEET 09/23/2022 (Fri) 05:18 [Preview] No.596248 del
Aye it's a bit like that sometimes.

NEET 09/23/2022 (Fri) 05:20 [Preview] No.596250 del
What a sad world we live in.

NEET 09/23/2022 (Fri) 05:22 [Preview] No.596251 del
Yeah, retards dressed up like a Harry Potter character and rapping shouldn't be allowed out in public.

NEET 09/23/2022 (Fri) 05:25 [Preview] No.596252 del
(1.31 MB 480x854 Wet and Juicy.mp4)

NEET 09/23/2022 (Fri) 05:28 [Preview] No.596253 del
i need another shower

NEET 09/23/2022 (Fri) 05:29 [Preview] No.596254 del
You have the one I didn't use

NEET 09/23/2022 (Fri) 05:29 [Preview] No.596255 del

NEET 09/23/2022 (Fri) 05:32 [Preview] No.596256 del
Serious suggestions only m8

NEET 09/23/2022 (Fri) 05:32 [Preview] No.596257 del

NEET 09/23/2022 (Fri) 05:34 [Preview] No.596258 del
We're the only m8s you've got, m8. Don't be dismissive.

NEET 09/23/2022 (Fri) 05:34 [Preview] No.596259 del
FUck off it's a good action-packed moofie. One of the last good works from Stallone. Lots of gooks getting slaughtered. Bang bang shooty kill.

NEET 09/23/2022 (Fri) 05:36 [Preview] No.596260 del
Wasn't even me.

NEET 09/23/2022 (Fri) 05:36 [Preview] No.596261 del
Rambo massacres a bunch of gooks at the end of the movie with a heavy machine gun. Still doesn't mean it's a good movie.

NEET 09/23/2022 (Fri) 05:37 [Preview] No.596262 del
He always accuses me of shit.

NEET 09/23/2022 (Fri) 05:38 [Preview] No.596263 del
That reminds me, we should add Wrongfully Accused (1998) to the moofies list.

NEET 09/23/2022 (Fri) 05:39 [Preview] No.596264 del
You didn't sip it right.
Pink and blue ones are better.

NEET 09/23/2022 (Fri) 05:41 [Preview] No.596265 del
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Cruisey here is that meme I wanted you to print.

NEET 09/23/2022 (Fri) 05:43 [Preview] No.596266 del
After Hannah and her sisters.

NEET 09/23/2022 (Fri) 05:44 [Preview] No.596267 del
Womboflix has only one rule - no woody allen movies.

NEET 09/23/2022 (Fri) 05:45 [Preview] No.596268 del
All movies are valid.

NEET 09/23/2022 (Fri) 05:46 [Preview] No.596269 del
(1.02 MB 400x224 You surprise me.mp4)

NEET 09/23/2022 (Fri) 05:50 [Preview] No.596270 del
The Monster has given me indigestion.

NEET 09/23/2022 (Fri) 05:52 [Preview] No.596271 del
You need to take this place less seriously.

NEET 09/23/2022 (Fri) 05:53 [Preview] No.596272 del
gonna watch a movie

NEET 09/23/2022 (Fri) 05:53 [Preview] No.596273 del
You need to take this place less pee pee poo poo

NEET 09/23/2022 (Fri) 05:53 [Preview] No.596274 del

NEET 09/23/2022 (Fri) 05:54 [Preview] No.596275 del
dont tell me what to do

NEET 09/23/2022 (Fri) 05:55 [Preview] No.596276 del
Garn pay me rent and get a cask

NEET 09/23/2022 (Fri) 05:56 [Preview] No.596277 del
the >tfw no gf thread on /wsg/ is pushing me closer to suicide

NEET 09/23/2022 (Fri) 05:59 [Preview] No.596278 del
Do not look at things you know will upset you NEET.

NEET 09/23/2022 (Fri) 05:59 [Preview] No.596279 del
what's /wsg/?

NEET 09/23/2022 (Fri) 06:00 [Preview] No.596280 del
having a rum and pondering my broken handbrake cable

NEET 09/23/2022 (Fri) 06:00 [Preview] No.596281 del
>so fucking juicy
Yeah buddy!

NEET 09/23/2022 (Fri) 06:01 [Preview] No.596282 del
>I wanted you to print.
What a luxury service.

NEET 09/23/2022 (Fri) 06:02 [Preview] No.596283 del
He doesn't do girlfriend experience. I asked.

NEET 09/23/2022 (Fri) 06:03 [Preview] No.596284 del
Based on his earlier post today, I'm not sure he can afford to print it.

NEET 09/23/2022 (Fri) 06:03 [Preview] No.596285 del

NEET 09/23/2022 (Fri) 06:05 [Preview] No.596286 del
He's like a NEET with a Barossa Leg ham under one arm who complains he doesn't have any bread.

NEET 09/23/2022 (Fri) 06:05 [Preview] No.596287 del
And the tuckin service is also restricted.

NEET 09/23/2022 (Fri) 06:06 [Preview] No.596288 del
might look into doing online data entry jobs

NEET 09/23/2022 (Fri) 06:06 [Preview] No.596289 del
He needs to take on some of those mentally ill VIMs. The 'they/them' client would make him rolling in the cash.

NEET 09/23/2022 (Fri) 06:12 [Preview] No.596290 del
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Trust the needful.
>The “senior insider” told the ABC an error made by a programmer may have opened the door for hackers.
>“(It’s) still under investigation; however, this breach like most appears to come down to human error,” the source told the ABC.
>While it was believed the process would only grant access to authorised company systems, outsiders may have been granted access via a test network.
>“Eventually one of the networks it was exposed to was a test network which happened to have internet access,” the source reportedly said.

NEET 09/23/2022 (Fri) 06:13 [Preview] No.596291 del
This is a very apt description.

NEET 09/23/2022 (Fri) 06:19 [Preview] No.596292 del
True food for thought.

NEET 09/23/2022 (Fri) 06:22 [Preview] No.596293 del
Straight to the arse!
>Cop grabbed men on buttocks during party
>>A police officer who grabbed men on the buttocks at a party has had his charges dealt with under the Mental Health Act.

NEET 09/23/2022 (Fri) 06:24 [Preview] No.596294 del
>Mental Health Act.
>No conviction recorded
so he still gets to keep his badge and gun?

NEET 09/23/2022 (Fri) 06:32 [Preview] No.596295 del
So long as the finger doesn't enter the anus, it's only a misdemeanor

NEET 09/23/2022 (Fri) 06:33 [Preview] No.596296 del
In the UK they do not have the word "pulp" in relation to orange juice. They call pulp "juicy bits".

NEET 09/23/2022 (Fri) 06:33 [Preview] No.596297 del
A guy in BEST A who was photographed with a colander on his head lost his firearms license.

NEET 09/23/2022 (Fri) 06:34 [Preview] No.596298 del
I never penetrated him with me digit your honour.

NEET 09/23/2022 (Fri) 06:34 [Preview] No.596299 del
Thinking of having a binge.

NEET 09/23/2022 (Fri) 06:37 [Preview] No.596300 del
The chockies?

NEET 09/23/2022 (Fri) 06:37 [Preview] No.596301 del
What are you thinking of eating?

NEET 09/23/2022 (Fri) 06:38 [Preview] No.596302 del
Probably hungry jacks, because I'm worth it.

NEET 09/23/2022 (Fri) 06:38 [Preview] No.596303 del
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NEET 09/23/2022 (Fri) 06:38 [Preview] No.596304 del
Wish I could eat 14 pizzas

NEET 09/23/2022 (Fri) 06:40 [Preview] No.596305 del
Nobody can eat 14 pizzas, NEET.

NEET 09/23/2022 (Fri) 06:46 [Preview] No.596307 del
You're worth more than that NEET.

NEET 09/23/2022 (Fri) 06:47 [Preview] No.596308 del

NEET 09/23/2022 (Fri) 06:48 [Preview] No.596309 del
I too believe.

NEET 09/23/2022 (Fri) 06:49 [Preview] No.596310 del
Get some springies.

NEET 09/23/2022 (Fri) 06:54 [Preview] No.596311 del
Do you?

NEET 09/23/2022 (Fri) 06:58 [Preview] No.596316 del
Could not have been Sir if it was indeed a human error.

NEET 09/23/2022 (Fri) 07:02 [Preview] No.596317 del
Well spotted NEET. You are correct.

NEET 09/23/2022 (Fri) 07:09 [Preview] No.596318 del
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Classic story, though he did get the licence back.

>Guy Albon, a disibility support worker

You mong herders are a silly bunch.

NEET 09/23/2022 (Fri) 07:14 [Preview] No.596319 del
feeling sad

NEET 09/23/2022 (Fri) 07:15 [Preview] No.596320 del

NEET 09/23/2022 (Fri) 07:18 [Preview] No.596321 del
I have not shopped at Dan's since the incident.

NEET 09/23/2022 (Fri) 07:18 [Preview] No.596322 del
Went to nanabots. She was out of chardy so I bought here a 4L sack. She told me to bring it back in one of those green reusable shopping bags so the neighbours in the retirement place won’t see it. A proper gooner

NEET 09/23/2022 (Fri) 07:18 [Preview] No.596323 del
Thanks it’s fucking noice

No just been spinning heaps but yes need some new stuff

NEET 09/23/2022 (Fri) 07:21 [Preview] No.596325 del
Dr Dre Beats By Dr Dre are the best headphones

NEET 09/23/2022 (Fri) 07:21 [Preview] No.596326 del
might put my jamies on and watch some star wars

NEET 09/23/2022 (Fri) 07:21 [Preview] No.596327 del

NEET 09/23/2022 (Fri) 07:22 [Preview] No.596328 del
The moofie is soon.

NEET 09/23/2022 (Fri) 07:26 [Preview] No.596329 del
It better give you the power to transform into a superhero, at that cost.

NEET 09/23/2022 (Fri) 07:27 [Preview] No.596330 del
it's probably scary

NEET 09/23/2022 (Fri) 07:29 [Preview] No.596331 del
Sunny and light winds tomorrow. Might have to do some washing.

NEET 09/23/2022 (Fri) 07:33 [Preview] No.596333 del
That doesn't look good for the soul.

NEET 09/23/2022 (Fri) 07:38 [Preview] No.596335 del
So how's the business goin?

NEET 09/23/2022 (Fri) 07:41 [Preview] No.596336 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=lS8IbJqdLno [Embed]

NEET 09/23/2022 (Fri) 07:52 [Preview] No.596337 del
Did Weber give us the final verdict on Nuro's cable?

NEET 09/23/2022 (Fri) 07:52 [Preview] No.596338 del
Neighbour girl has moved out. Might be time for a no holds barred fleshlight session

NEET 09/23/2022 (Fri) 07:53 [Preview] No.596339 del

NEET 09/23/2022 (Fri) 07:54 [Preview] No.596340 del
You neets couldn't handle the size and thickness of nuro's cable

NEET 09/23/2022 (Fri) 07:54 [Preview] No.596341 del
What's the difference between an onion and a banjo?
Nobody cries when you cut up a banjo.

NEET 09/23/2022 (Fri) 07:56 [Preview] No.596342 del
Loud grunting?

NEET 09/23/2022 (Fri) 07:58 [Preview] No.596343 del
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We will be screening Man on Fire (2004) in one hour on https://cytu.be/r/womboflix - that neet who always complains about jews and blacks in the chat may want to give it a miss, because I suspect this movie has a negro in it.

NEET 09/23/2022 (Fri) 08:00 [Preview] No.596344 del
MoofiesNEET lives to be miserable and to try and spread misery around. He will be there.

NEET 09/23/2022 (Fri) 08:04 [Preview] No.596345 del
He'll be there for Dakota's Fanny

NEET 09/23/2022 (Fri) 08:09 [Preview] No.596346 del
He monitors the status of his tab well.

NEET 09/23/2022 (Fri) 08:12 [Preview] No.596347 del

NEET 09/23/2022 (Fri) 08:16 [Preview] No.596348 del
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You hear a creeper creepin up behind, you're out of time. Cause this is Nuro, nuro's life. And no one's gonna save ya from the based one's iphone 9. Yeah this is keeeeeeno. Kee-no pilled.

NEET 09/23/2022 (Fri) 08:20 [Preview] No.596349 del
Poorly bantered

NEET 09/23/2022 (Fri) 08:27 [Preview] No.596350 del
lol you don't know tiffin

NEET 09/23/2022 (Fri) 08:31 [Preview] No.596352 del
Yes I do

NEET 09/23/2022 (Fri) 08:38 [Preview] No.596353 del

NEET 09/23/2022 (Fri) 08:41 [Preview] No.596354 del
What are you up to NEET?

NEET 09/23/2022 (Fri) 08:42 [Preview] No.596355 del
The esoteric jew, you?

NEET 09/23/2022 (Fri) 08:44 [Preview] No.596356 del
I'm watching Family Guy Star Wars Episodes. I am halfway through their Return of the Jedi one.

NEET 09/23/2022 (Fri) 08:47 [Preview] No.596357 del
I hope you enjoy it

NEET 09/23/2022 (Fri) 08:48 [Preview] No.596358 del

NEET 09/23/2022 (Fri) 08:49 [Preview] No.596359 del
Stop being a shit stirrer

NEET 09/23/2022 (Fri) 08:52 [Preview] No.596361 del
Put a few lengths of duct tape perpendicular on teh power cable of the fridge. This may or may not prevent old Mickey from climbing up like it did last night, shitting all over the kitchen sink.

NEET 09/23/2022 (Fri) 08:57 [Preview] No.596364 del
>stanley being a creep like usual

NEET 09/23/2022 (Fri) 08:58 [Preview] No.596365 del
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Alone on Friday night? Come hang out with the boys while we watch Man on Fire at https://cytu.be/r/womboflix - movie's starting now!

NEET 09/23/2022 (Fri) 09:01 [Preview] No.596367 del
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NEET 09/23/2022 (Fri) 09:02 [Preview] No.596368 del
I hope you NEETs have a good time.
Data issues will prevent my joining tonight or tomorrow.

NEET 09/23/2022 (Fri) 09:05 [Preview] No.596369 del
Reddit response

NEET 09/23/2022 (Fri) 09:05 [Preview] No.596370 del
Lol poor

NEET 09/23/2022 (Fri) 09:06 [Preview] No.596371 del
Just poor internet.

NEET 09/23/2022 (Fri) 09:11 [Preview] No.596373 del
Lol poor

NEET 09/23/2022 (Fri) 09:13 [Preview] No.596374 del
Just slip it in

NEET 09/23/2022 (Fri) 09:13 [Preview] No.596375 del
Went to some bar last night and fed a feral kitten then I sucked off a horse today.
There's fuck all tourists on the island which is good and I'm probably the only white person in the hotel.

NEET 09/23/2022 (Fri) 09:14 [Preview] No.596376 del

NEET 09/23/2022 (Fri) 09:14 [Preview] No.596377 del
You must get a lot of side eye.

NEET 09/23/2022 (Fri) 09:15 [Preview] No.596378 del
There's no cock like horse cock,
Send your arsehole into shock

NEET 09/23/2022 (Fri) 09:16 [Preview] No.596380 del
fuck off normie traitor

NEET 09/23/2022 (Fri) 09:16 [Preview] No.596381 del
That name scrubbed out looks tacky

NEET 09/23/2022 (Fri) 09:16 [Preview] No.596383 del
Cut your shit out

NEET 09/23/2022 (Fri) 09:18 [Preview] No.596384 del
Looks like a nice spot.

NEET 09/23/2022 (Fri) 09:19 [Preview] No.596385 del
Stop embarrassing yourself troll.

NEET 09/23/2022 (Fri) 09:20 [Preview] No.596386 del
Broken penis

NEET 09/23/2022 (Fri) 09:21 [Preview] No.596387 del
Imagine wanting an ifunny low quality meme printed.

NEET 09/23/2022 (Fri) 09:21 [Preview] No.596388 del
>then I sucked off a horse today.
I think you can get into trouble for that.

NEET 09/23/2022 (Fri) 09:22 [Preview] No.596389 del
Your penis small

NEET 09/23/2022 (Fri) 09:23 [Preview] No.596390 del

NEET 09/23/2022 (Fri) 09:23 [Preview] No.596391 del
Open the purse strings and print it for him.

NEET 09/23/2022 (Fri) 09:24 [Preview] No.596392 del
I saw the horse shit and I felt very intimidated

NEET 09/23/2022 (Fri) 09:25 [Preview] No.596393 del
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How is this?

A4 size please.

NEET 09/23/2022 (Fri) 09:25 [Preview] No.596394 del
Now you have something to work towards doing.

NEET 09/23/2022 (Fri) 09:25 [Preview] No.596395 del
What happened?

NEET 09/23/2022 (Fri) 09:26 [Preview] No.596396 del
They piss

NEET 09/23/2022 (Fri) 09:26 [Preview] No.596397 del

NEET 09/23/2022 (Fri) 09:27 [Preview] No.596398 del

NEET 09/23/2022 (Fri) 09:27 [Preview] No.596399 del
Oh yeah !

NEET 09/23/2022 (Fri) 09:28 [Preview] No.596400 del
Looking good mate, hope you rape them all.

NEET 09/23/2022 (Fri) 09:28 [Preview] No.596401 del
Your poos were always very poor.

NEET 09/23/2022 (Fri) 09:28 [Preview] No.596402 del

NEET 09/23/2022 (Fri) 09:29 [Preview] No.596403 del
Very poor

NEET 09/23/2022 (Fri) 09:29 [Preview] No.596404 del
Is the step covered in its cum?

NEET 09/23/2022 (Fri) 09:29 [Preview] No.596405 del
Nuro has reached an age where riding the eeb to a fast food restaurant for two burritos counts as a night out on the town.

NEET 09/23/2022 (Fri) 09:30 [Preview] No.596406 del
He needs it!

NEET 09/23/2022 (Fri) 09:31 [Preview] No.596408 del
Good for him. Better than getting salty over it like you

NEET 09/23/2022 (Fri) 09:32 [Preview] No.596409 del
Big nights take their toll on you once you're out of your twenties.

NEET 09/23/2022 (Fri) 09:33 [Preview] No.596410 del
Yes at least he gets out and about.

NEET 09/23/2022 (Fri) 09:34 [Preview] No.596411 del
honestly that's all I've ever done

NEET 09/23/2022 (Fri) 09:36 [Preview] No.596412 del
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I think this will be the best version of the meme.

NEET 09/23/2022 (Fri) 09:37 [Preview] No.596413 del

NEET 09/23/2022 (Fri) 09:38 [Preview] No.596414 del
It's funny how such a simple thing like that makes some neets here mad

NEET 09/23/2022 (Fri) 09:38 [Preview] No.596415 del
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This is the final version. I had to trim a bit more of that ifunny logo from the bottom.
At least its not 9gag.

NEET 09/23/2022 (Fri) 09:38 [Preview] No.596416 del

NEET 09/23/2022 (Fri) 09:40 [Preview] No.596417 del
Shut up bitxh

NEET 09/23/2022 (Fri) 09:41 [Preview] No.596418 del
Are those plants real or plastic?

NEET 09/23/2022 (Fri) 09:41 [Preview] No.596419 del
Have a good time mate, don't worry about the prissy little crybabies

NEET 09/23/2022 (Fri) 09:42 [Preview] No.596420 del

NEET 09/23/2022 (Fri) 09:45 [Preview] No.596421 del
Haven't been to Brissy in so long. Enjoy your night.

NEET 09/23/2022 (Fri) 09:46 [Preview] No.596422 del
Adequate. I don't know how to send it to my laptop from this phone.

NEET 09/23/2022 (Fri) 09:52 [Preview] No.596423 del
You can save it to your phone and then connect your phone to your laptop via usb cable and transfer it that way.

NEET 09/23/2022 (Fri) 09:55 [Preview] No.596424 del
It is the right combination of real self help/motivation, ironic self help/motivation and kitsch self help/motivation. It is kino.

NEET 09/23/2022 (Fri) 10:04 [Preview] No.596425 del
I think I'll need it texted.

NEET 09/23/2022 (Fri) 10:05 [Preview] No.596426 del
install gmail on your phone you fucktart

NEET 09/23/2022 (Fri) 10:06 [Preview] No.596427 del
Testicular cancer is the most common form of cancer for men between 15 and 35.

NEET 09/23/2022 (Fri) 10:09 [Preview] No.596428 del
Why do you mention that?

NEET 09/23/2022 (Fri) 10:12 [Preview] No.596429 del
I think my printer just got it.

NEET 09/23/2022 (Fri) 10:13 [Preview] No.596430 del
Hot it with a stick!

NEET 09/23/2022 (Fri) 10:16 [Preview] No.596431 del
It made the paper flaccid.

NEET 09/23/2022 (Fri) 10:16 [Preview] No.596432 del
It will still print okay with one testicle removed.

NEET 09/23/2022 (Fri) 10:17 [Preview] No.596433 del
Ever had your balls ultrasounded by a dude? It ain't exactly comfy. Unless you were a faggot.

NEET 09/23/2022 (Fri) 10:17 [Preview] No.596434 del
I printed Nuro a Pepe girl NFT and he didn't pin it up in the workshop or the disabled toilet :(

NEET 09/23/2022 (Fri) 10:18 [Preview] No.596435 del
Magnificent! You are a good NEET.

NEET 09/23/2022 (Fri) 10:19 [Preview] No.596436 del

NEET 09/23/2022 (Fri) 10:20 [Preview] No.596437 del
Just a bit slower and with less vigour.

NEET 09/23/2022 (Fri) 10:20 [Preview] No.596438 del
Several times, needs a firm delicate touch with the right amount of lotion.

NEET 09/23/2022 (Fri) 10:21 [Preview] No.596439 del
Where can a NEET go to get his printed out memes laminated? Officeworks?

NEET 09/23/2022 (Fri) 10:21 [Preview] No.596440 del
If you're lucky you'll get a nice poojeta to ultrasound your testicles.

NEET 09/23/2022 (Fri) 10:21 [Preview] No.596441 del
You literally sent him that shit? I thought you were just posting a random image along with that note. That's pretty sad dude.

NEET 09/23/2022 (Fri) 10:22 [Preview] No.596442 del
i also have a laminator/er
Just no sleeves

NEET 09/23/2022 (Fri) 10:22 [Preview] No.596443 del
I have 150 ID card pouches, I could cut it up into squares.

NEET 09/23/2022 (Fri) 10:23 [Preview] No.596444 del
Perhaps it's at the new Pad @ Noosa.

NEET 09/23/2022 (Fri) 10:24 [Preview] No.596445 del
Women don't understand how sensitive they are and their limits.

NEET 09/23/2022 (Fri) 10:25 [Preview] No.596446 del
>Just no sleeves
Okay, but promise me you will pull out.

NEET 09/23/2022 (Fri) 10:25 [Preview] No.596447 del
That would give it an artistic element.

NEET 09/23/2022 (Fri) 10:26 [Preview] No.596448 del
Another nasty remark. What a foul NEET.

NEET 09/23/2022 (Fri) 10:30 [Preview] No.596449 del
The sunset downers bring out the worst in some NEETs.

NEET 09/23/2022 (Fri) 10:31 [Preview] No.596450 del
IS it difficult not to get an erection in such circumstances?

NEET 09/23/2022 (Fri) 10:32 [Preview] No.596451 del
Some NEETs are all worst and 24/7.

NEET 09/23/2022 (Fri) 10:32 [Preview] No.596452 del
probably threw it straight into the trash can. One hundred dollarydoos well spent...

NEET 09/23/2022 (Fri) 10:40 [Preview] No.596453 del
Yeah buddy.

NEET 09/23/2022 (Fri) 11:01 [Preview] No.596454 del
I could get an erection for a chink or white ultrasound tech, but not for a poojeta.

NEET 09/23/2022 (Fri) 11:05 [Preview] No.596455 del
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NEET 09/23/2022 (Fri) 11:12 [Preview] No.596456 del
Useless 'parents'

https://youtube.com/watch?v=Khx82wou1W4 [Embed]

NEET 09/23/2022 (Fri) 11:12 [Preview] No.596457 del
That faggot in fluro not even the dad unsurprisingly.

NEET 09/23/2022 (Fri) 11:18 [Preview] No.596458 del
They should have had that single mother bitch in mandatory parenting classes ten years before her shitty parenting led to her son becoming a piece of shit criminal.
And now she wants her kid in jail so she can be less stressed by not having to see the consequences of her own shit parenting.

NEET 09/23/2022 (Fri) 11:19 [Preview] No.596459 del
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Thanks to all the neets who came to movie night. We still have The Prestige on tomorrow night at the same time.

NEET 09/23/2022 (Fri) 11:20 [Preview] No.596460 del
Was there a good turnout tonight?
Was MoofiesNEET there?

NEET 09/23/2022 (Fri) 11:21 [Preview] No.596461 del
Although I've been meaning to watch it for years, I found Man on Fire to be a let down, Tony Scott disappoints by having lots of torture scenes rather than lots of action scenes. Monk claims he watches it all the time while drunk, so maybe I just can't appreciate it.

NEET 09/23/2022 (Fri) 11:22 [Preview] No.596462 del
Thank you again.

NEET 09/23/2022 (Fri) 11:23 [Preview] No.596463 del
His tab status was

NEET 09/23/2022 (Fri) 11:23 [Preview] No.596464 del
No, I presume he was boycotting a movie with a negro playing the lead.

NEET 09/23/2022 (Fri) 11:23 [Preview] No.596465 del
Nighty night NEETs. Sleep tight.

NEET 09/23/2022 (Fri) 11:24 [Preview] No.596466 del
Good night TightNEET.

NEET 09/23/2022 (Fri) 11:25 [Preview] No.596467 del
>generostiy, compassion
aka millions of dollars in government grants...

https://youtube.com/watch?v=_OWg3aGIUTI [Embed]

NEET 09/23/2022 (Fri) 11:25 [Preview] No.596468 del
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NEET 09/23/2022 (Fri) 11:27 [Preview] No.596469 del
That helps you appreciate how phallic giger's original design was

NEET 09/23/2022 (Fri) 11:30 [Preview] No.596470 del
Probably, it didn't taste like cum could be bird shit

NEET 09/23/2022 (Fri) 11:31 [Preview] No.596471 del
That's how I want to retire.

NEET 09/23/2022 (Fri) 11:31 [Preview] No.596472 del
Yeah this cunt wasn't acting up for teh camera. Let's demonise Magpies some more...

https://youtube.com/watch?v=4etck9IucVo [Embed]

NEET 09/23/2022 (Fri) 11:33 [Preview] No.596473 del
What did you and your missus have for tea NK?
Are you staying with her family?
Do they like you?
Have they made you wank the dog?

NEET 09/23/2022 (Fri) 11:37 [Preview] No.596474 del
Sure, was nice.
>The Prestige
With the magicians?

NEET 09/23/2022 (Fri) 11:41 [Preview] No.596475 del
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The pool is pretty shit.
This guy keeps singing and there's no deep end in the pool because Koreans can't swim.
I even saw a woman swimming with a mask on.

NEET 09/23/2022 (Fri) 11:43 [Preview] No.596476 del
Get down there for the karaoke tonight NK.

NEET 09/23/2022 (Fri) 11:44 [Preview] No.596477 del
lol are they all still hung up on covid?
China apparently doesn't care.

NEET 09/23/2022 (Fri) 11:48 [Preview] No.596478 del
Desire to goon

NEET 09/23/2022 (Fri) 11:48 [Preview] No.596479 del
yeah with the stage magicians

NEET 09/23/2022 (Fri) 11:50 [Preview] No.596480 del
Have a tap water.

NEET 09/23/2022 (Fri) 11:50 [Preview] No.596481 del
Yeah the nigger even made me do a PCR test after landing. Was gonna skip it but already in the shit for dexies.
They have the indoor mask mandate but they were them even outside.
I don't know what goes through their minds.
WA ended the mask mandate after businesses couldn't get anyone in because no one wants a night out on the town wearing a mask like a faggot.
Jeju is pretty dead and you can see it in the business owner eyes.

Wouldn't fucking go anywhere near china

NEET 09/23/2022 (Fri) 11:57 [Preview] No.596482 del
I don't really want to pay the premium. They already go each Sunday and she said she is happy for me to write a list of things for them to get.
North of Adelaide, in the land of badhomes.
My arse could not afford the rent.
They seem like old-school Anglo-Australian deros to me.
Expensive and I don't think she'd be impressed.
This is not true. People on my street will put their bins out the night before knowing they will be safe. In Webby territory they get kicked over.
This new place has those metal roller screens over the windows. I put my one down and woke up at 11:30 am thinking it was early in the morning due to the lack of light. Seems like they could be very helpful but potentially very destructive for a neet.
Still got an awful cough. Random aches and pains, runny nose, sinus pressure, etc. I want it to end soon.
Spent the day mostly cleaning the old house for the final inspection. Landlord was pretty reasonable about everything despite being a wog. I've got everything unpacked, room is currently well organised. Internet is slower here despite being on the same plan. Greater distance to the router was my initial suspicion but even standing next to it causes

NEET 09/23/2022 (Fri) 11:58 [Preview] No.596483 del

NEET 09/23/2022 (Fri) 11:59 [Preview] No.596484 del
Any excuse to get out of the toilet is a good one.

NEET 09/23/2022 (Fri) 12:00 [Preview] No.596485 del
Try walking into the DMZ. Make /ausneets/ proud.

NEET 09/23/2022 (Fri) 12:04 [Preview] No.596486 del
might go to bed

NEET 09/23/2022 (Fri) 12:16 [Preview] No.596487 del
Google maps keeps loading directly on top of my bosses suburb which is semi rural and has no immediate neighbouring suburbs
Bit spooked

NEET 09/23/2022 (Fri) 12:22 [Preview] No.596488 del
Is all the shit open and operating there?

NEET 09/23/2022 (Fri) 12:22 [Preview] No.596489 del
Mouse has been sleeping under a cardboard box the past few hours. Just removed it and it ran under teh fridge. Furry little cunt.

NEET 09/23/2022 (Fri) 12:24 [Preview] No.596490 del
Wonder if FIFOs on the standards

NEET 09/23/2022 (Fri) 12:24 [Preview] No.596491 del
Wish I had some standards.

NEET 09/23/2022 (Fri) 12:27 [Preview] No.596492 del
Good to hear you're all moved in.

NEET 09/23/2022 (Fri) 12:33 [Preview] No.596493 del
Good catch-up. Good luck in the new house.

NEET 09/23/2022 (Fri) 12:34 [Preview] No.596494 del
Cheers mate.

NEET 09/23/2022 (Fri) 12:34 [Preview] No.596495 del
Might go have a lift

NEET 09/23/2022 (Fri) 12:36 [Preview] No.596496 del
Good luck NEET.
I assume you are talking about weights and not the soft drink.

NEET 09/23/2022 (Fri) 12:37 [Preview] No.596497 del
That area is fine as long as you don't go out of your way to meet with dero cunts.
The worst thing is those faggots on the motorcycles.

NEET 09/23/2022 (Fri) 12:39 [Preview] No.596498 del
I was told by a dubious source that lift is no longer made and only available in some fast food places.

NEET 09/23/2022 (Fri) 12:41 [Preview] No.596499 del
Then jerk off to anime girls as a post-lift treat?

NEET 09/23/2022 (Fri) 12:41 [Preview] No.596501 del
>anime girls

NEET 09/23/2022 (Fri) 12:47 [Preview] No.596502 del
lol you don't know yuriBRO

NEET 09/23/2022 (Fri) 12:49 [Preview] No.596503 del
Eating Dagwood dogs and watching time team.

NEET 09/23/2022 (Fri) 13:01 [Preview] No.596504 del
Your image didn't upload.

NEET 09/23/2022 (Fri) 13:17 [Preview] No.596505 del
it was posted a few threads back

NEET 09/23/2022 (Fri) 13:22 [Preview] No.596506 del
If a NEET watches enough Time Team he begins to be able to move forward and backwards in time and space at will.

NEET 09/23/2022 (Fri) 13:59 [Preview] No.596507 del
Throat is still very sore. Suffering greatly.

NEET 09/23/2022 (Fri) 14:16 [Preview] No.596508 del
Have you recovered your stolen strepsils?

NEET 09/23/2022 (Fri) 14:58 [Preview] No.596509 del
No, but I was given a new packet.

NEET 09/23/2022 (Fri) 15:02 [Preview] No.596510 del
>but I was given a new packet.
You are a lucky NEET. People take good care of you.

NEET 09/23/2022 (Fri) 15:03 [Preview] No.596511 del
Yes, I fuck everything up but the people around me look after me. I am very grateful but perhaps I do not express my gratitude as much as I should.

NEET 09/23/2022 (Fri) 15:08 [Preview] No.596512 del
>perhaps I do not express my gratitude as much as I should.
I think that is highly likely. On here you often make negative remarks about the people around you which might not be very charitable to them.

NEET 09/23/2022 (Fri) 17:08 [Preview] No.596513 del
You don't either

NEET 09/23/2022 (Fri) 18:19 [Preview] No.596514 del
morning neetbros

NEET 09/23/2022 (Fri) 19:52 [Preview] No.596515 del
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NEET 09/23/2022 (Fri) 19:56 [Preview] No.596516 del
yeah, that's me I'm afraid

NEET 09/23/2022 (Fri) 20:56 [Preview] No.596517 del
having a razzle berry
need to go to the supermarket and then do some washing

NEET 09/23/2022 (Fri) 21:03 [Preview] No.596518 del
>razzle berry
Energy drink? I could use one now.

NEET 09/23/2022 (Fri) 21:10 [Preview] No.596519 del

NEET 09/23/2022 (Fri) 21:14 [Preview] No.596520 del
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NEET 09/23/2022 (Fri) 21:22 [Preview] No.596521 del
Thank (You)!

Confirmed by Optus too
>Optus has strenuously denied "human error" being a contributing factor in a data breach that inadvertently allowed cyber criminals to steal personal details of potentially millions of customers.

Probably products that are nearly off or donated due to defects or 'charity' work by organisations.

You will become a handsome aboriginal devil.

Footage live from the scene.

>My arse could not afford the rent.

>but potentially very destructive for a neet.
The real NEET hours.

Are you using a VPN?

>having a razzle berry
I like it has razz in its name.

Good man Clayton with his chicken burger.

Good morning NEETs.

NEET 09/23/2022 (Fri) 21:28 [Preview] No.596522 del
Everyone wants to blame the planes. What about the planes parents? I'm looking at you Boeing 727.

NEET 09/23/2022 (Fri) 21:30 [Preview] No.596523 del
>Horror at O2 Arena tennis tournament as protester sets his own ARM on fire on court in front of shocked celebs in bizarre demo against private jets - hours before Roger Federer plays his last ever match

NEET 09/23/2022 (Fri) 21:30 [Preview] No.596524 del
>I like it has razz in its name.
Possum threatened me with "a little bit of the 'ol razzle dazzle" once.

NEET 09/23/2022 (Fri) 21:31 [Preview] No.596525 del
Lucky bugger.

NEET 09/23/2022 (Fri) 21:31 [Preview] No.596526 del
It was actually very scary.

NEET 09/23/2022 (Fri) 21:34 [Preview] No.596527 del
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People would pay good money for that experience.

NEET 09/23/2022 (Fri) 21:57 [Preview] No.596528 del
A new episode of beyond creepy is out, if anyone's interested in watching it

NEET 09/23/2022 (Fri) 22:01 [Preview] No.596529 del
An escalation of the anal beads fiasco
>Cam Site Offers Hans Niemann $1 Million to Play Chess Nude to Prove He Didn't Cheat

NEET 09/23/2022 (Fri) 22:03 [Preview] No.596530 del
Back from the supermarket.
Going to make a roll with ham and salami and cheese for lunch, and barbecue chook tacos for dinner. Got an individual Christmas pudding and an single serve of custard for dessert.

NEET 09/23/2022 (Fri) 22:09 [Preview] No.596531 del
Good quality meals.

NEET 09/23/2022 (Fri) 22:10 [Preview] No.596532 del
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NEET 09/23/2022 (Fri) 22:17 [Preview] No.596533 del
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>single serve of custard
C'mon m8, you can do better than that. Time to think BIG.

NEET 09/23/2022 (Fri) 22:19 [Preview] No.596534 del
I've always been thinking BIG, that's the problem.

NEET 09/23/2022 (Fri) 22:24 [Preview] No.596535 del
One day I'm gonna commit sudoku by eating 14 pizzas on livestream

NEET 09/23/2022 (Fri) 22:29 [Preview] No.596536 del
Good Morning NEETs. Nuro can always rely on a comfy breakfast at the rents. Restraining Order My ass….

NEET 09/23/2022 (Fri) 22:32 [Preview] No.596537 del
Is there such a thing as a kfc pizza, one topped by popcorn chicken and stuff?

NEET 09/23/2022 (Fri) 22:32 [Preview] No.596538 del
I may donate for one of those shout out things text messages on screens if the link is posted here.

NEET 09/23/2022 (Fri) 22:33 [Preview] No.596539 del
Based and flavourtown pilled. Enjoy your day mate.

NEET 09/23/2022 (Fri) 22:33 [Preview] No.596540 del
Good morning NEET.

NEET 09/23/2022 (Fri) 22:38 [Preview] No.596541 del
Nice breakky.

NEET 09/23/2022 (Fri) 22:38 [Preview] No.596542 del
We'll phone the cops when you get to the 9th

NEET 09/23/2022 (Fri) 22:39 [Preview] No.596543 del
What is on that? Left over schnitzel and avocado?

NEET 09/23/2022 (Fri) 22:42 [Preview] No.596544 del
Weber's bluegrass song I Lost My Hammer In Alabama was a critical and commercial failure. A large portion of the blame was attributed to Cruisedog's poor management and drug use.

NEET 09/23/2022 (Fri) 22:49 [Preview] No.596545 del
Cruisedog's insistance on adding a backing track that was just him banging a plastic outdoor table randomly, along with a five minute didgeridoo solo didn't help.

NEET 09/23/2022 (Fri) 22:49 [Preview] No.596546 del
We told them they should've gone with that death metal cover of coppperhead road instead

NEET 09/23/2022 (Fri) 22:50 [Preview] No.596547 del
Honey, avocado and chicken?

NEET 09/23/2022 (Fri) 22:53 [Preview] No.596548 del
Should have got the flapping tarp

NEET 09/23/2022 (Fri) 22:54 [Preview] No.596549 del
pretty much with mustard pickle and aeoli
fucking kek

NEET 09/23/2022 (Fri) 22:56 [Preview] No.596550 del
Cruisedog also insisted that Vocaroo was the next Apple Music or Spotify.

NEET 09/23/2022 (Fri) 23:18 [Preview] No.596551 del
Phase two of spring cleaning underway.

NEET 09/23/2022 (Fri) 23:30 [Preview] No.596552 del

NEET 09/23/2022 (Fri) 23:30 [Preview] No.596553 del
That was the best part.

NEET 09/23/2022 (Fri) 23:30 [Preview] No.596554 del
Deep clean?

NEET 09/23/2022 (Fri) 23:31 [Preview] No.596555 del
Haircut acquired. Not the best but the bulk of hair has been removed so it feels lighter and stays cooler.

NEET 09/23/2022 (Fri) 23:34 [Preview] No.596556 del
This headline will upset most of their employees who are useless.
>Google CEO Pichai tells employees not to ‘equate fun with money’ in heated all-hands meeting

NEET 09/23/2022 (Fri) 23:36 [Preview] No.596557 del
Second load of washing on. Not sure how much line space I'll have left after it is hung out. May need to pray for another rainless day this week.

NEET 09/23/2022 (Fri) 23:37 [Preview] No.596558 del
piss in it

NEET 09/23/2022 (Fri) 23:39 [Preview] No.596559 del
Even the ones who start out technically good become pigs at a trough after a while there. When they're not abusing the company credit card to fly all over the world and eat out, they're on social media pushing their lefty shit.

NEET 09/23/2022 (Fri) 23:41 [Preview] No.596560 del
Good Mrning NEETs

NEET 09/23/2022 (Fri) 23:41 [Preview] No.596561 del
Good Morning NEETs

NEET 09/23/2022 (Fri) 23:45 [Preview] No.596562 del
Good Morning NEETs

NEET 09/23/2022 (Fri) 23:46 [Preview] No.596563 del
Yes. Google is very similar to IBM in how they acquire intellectual property to build their business model over the past years. I do not think Google is doing it as well as IBM and I can see it snapping at one point. It will be funny when a lot of them get the boot.

NEET 09/23/2022 (Fri) 23:46 [Preview] No.596564 del

NEET 09/23/2022 (Fri) 23:47 [Preview] No.596565 del
Good morning NEETs.

NEET 09/23/2022 (Fri) 23:47 [Preview] No.596566 del
This better not be one naughty NEET trying to steal (You)'s.

NEET 09/23/2022 (Fri) 23:47 [Preview] No.596567 del
Good Morning NEETs

NEET 09/23/2022 (Fri) 23:48 [Preview] No.596568 del
Good morning NEET.

NEET 09/23/2022 (Fri) 23:50 [Preview] No.596570 del
Good morning to you NEET.

NEET 09/23/2022 (Fri) 23:51 [Preview] No.596571 del
Good morning NEET, are you having a good morning NEET?

NEET 09/23/2022 (Fri) 23:53 [Preview] No.596572 del
A very good morning NEET. I hope you too are having a good, even a great morning.

NEET 09/23/2022 (Fri) 23:54 [Preview] No.596573 del
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Gore warning.

NEET 09/23/2022 (Fri) 23:54 [Preview] No.596574 del
He looked way too happy at the end.

NEET 09/23/2022 (Fri) 23:56 [Preview] No.596575 del
Client just spread and showed me his penny sizwd pile

NEET 09/24/2022 (Sat) 00:01 [Preview] No.596576 del
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NEET 09/24/2022 (Sat) 00:01 [Preview] No.596577 del
What an interesting start to the day for you.

NEET 09/24/2022 (Sat) 00:08 [Preview] No.596578 del

NEET 09/24/2022 (Sat) 00:10 [Preview] No.596579 del
Cheeky fella.

NEET 09/24/2022 (Sat) 00:20 [Preview] No.596580 del
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>put specific questions to Optus CEO Kelly Bayer Rosmarin
>CEO Kelly
I think that pretty much answers the question of why they were breached.

NEET 09/24/2022 (Sat) 00:20 [Preview] No.596581 del
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NEET 09/24/2022 (Sat) 00:25 [Preview] No.596582 del

NEET 09/24/2022 (Sat) 00:30 [Preview] No.596583 del
Can any neets recommend phone and internet companies run by white men for me please.

NEET 09/24/2022 (Sat) 00:31 [Preview] No.596584 del
Half your mongs are just Weber in different disguises trying to show you his bits.

NEET 09/24/2022 (Sat) 00:34 [Preview] No.596585 del
final load of washing on
then I have to go to JB HiFi and collect Motherbat's order. In another suburb, of course, because she always wants retarded shit.

NEET 09/24/2022 (Sat) 00:35 [Preview] No.596586 del
Telecom provider

NEET 09/24/2022 (Sat) 00:35 [Preview] No.596587 del
>to show you his bits.

NEET 09/24/2022 (Sat) 00:36 [Preview] No.596588 del
Good luck, I do not like that store either.

NEET 09/24/2022 (Sat) 00:36 [Preview] No.596589 del
IBM was an incredibly strict place to work. Staff entrance basically has a life size photograph of a guy in a suit with the caption "Am I dressed like this today?" (or wording very similar) and they weren't allowed anything on their desk that couldn't be swept into a shoebox at a moment's notice.

NEET 09/24/2022 (Sat) 00:37 [Preview] No.596590 del
I have made the purchase in advance, so theoretically I just need to produce the email and walk out again.

NEET 09/24/2022 (Sat) 00:42 [Preview] No.596591 del
That doesn't sound good and they do sound weird. Their graduate program almost expected you to pause your university study while working for them. You have to delay your studies because their internship was more than a year, but if you did well you were expected to land a job upon graduating.

IBM snaps up a lot of companies for their intellectual property and builds them into their business. Very similar approach to what Google is doing, but IBM has continued to build their business sustainably doing it and expecting the world from their employees similar to what you said.

NEET 09/24/2022 (Sat) 00:43 [Preview] No.596592 del
Grab me the 4k disc of Thor: Love And Thunder please

NEET 09/24/2022 (Sat) 00:44 [Preview] No.596593 del
I do not like their staff from most of my interactions, especially when asking for a price match on a product. They made out like it was personally killing them.

NEET 09/24/2022 (Sat) 00:46 [Preview] No.596594 del
I'm going to give you a home-made disc of Oh Lawd Dem Rangz

NEET 09/24/2022 (Sat) 00:57 [Preview] No.596595 del
That movie was intolerable I scrubbed through the whole thing.

NEET 09/24/2022 (Sat) 01:08 [Preview] No.596596 del

NEET 09/24/2022 (Sat) 01:22 [Preview] No.596597 del
Once again the washing machine has ruined a new navy blue hoodie.

NEET 09/24/2022 (Sat) 01:24 [Preview] No.596598 del
We haven't had a lot of good moofies lately - maverick was ok, and so was the beavis anbd butthead one, but that's been it for the whole year. Please let me know if there are any good ones coming out anytime.

NEET 09/24/2022 (Sat) 01:28 [Preview] No.596599 del
it knows blue isn't your colour

NEET 09/24/2022 (Sat) 01:28 [Preview] No.596600 del

NEET 09/24/2022 (Sat) 01:30 [Preview] No.596601 del
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NEET 09/24/2022 (Sat) 01:33 [Preview] No.596602 del
Y E A H ! ! !

NEET 09/24/2022 (Sat) 01:34 [Preview] No.596603 del
going to get drunk and smash the washing machine

NEET 09/24/2022 (Sat) 01:38 [Preview] No.596604 del
That won't do either of you good.

NEET 09/24/2022 (Sat) 01:41 [Preview] No.596605 del
i sent a neet asbestos in the mail as a prank once

NEET 09/24/2022 (Sat) 01:47 [Preview] No.596606 del
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Good morning NEETs.

NEET 09/24/2022 (Sat) 01:48 [Preview] No.596607 del
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NEET 09/24/2022 (Sat) 01:48 [Preview] No.596608 del
Good morning NEET.

NEET 09/24/2022 (Sat) 01:49 [Preview] No.596609 del
>Motherbat's order.
What did she get?

NEET 09/24/2022 (Sat) 01:50 [Preview] No.596610 del
godod mornign

NEET 09/24/2022 (Sat) 01:50 [Preview] No.596611 del
getting a fan after work today

NEET 09/24/2022 (Sat) 01:51 [Preview] No.596612 del
mehbeh i get two fan ?

NEET 09/24/2022 (Sat) 01:53 [Preview] No.596613 del
i picked my nose and ate the snot

NEET 09/24/2022 (Sat) 01:53 [Preview] No.596614 del
The guy at BWS gave me a free beer again

NEET 09/24/2022 (Sat) 01:53 [Preview] No.596615 del
yeah? is it a gay one again?

NEET 09/24/2022 (Sat) 01:54 [Preview] No.596616 del
fuck off peter

NEET 09/24/2022 (Sat) 01:55 [Preview] No.596617 del
Outlander Season 6
The Essential Bob Dylan
Best of Billy Joel 1&2

NEET 09/24/2022 (Sat) 01:56 [Preview] No.596618 del
boob dylan lmao

NEET 09/24/2022 (Sat) 01:57 [Preview] No.596619 del
nah, pirate life IPA, 1.9 standoes

NEET 09/24/2022 (Sat) 01:58 [Preview] No.596620 del
she can shove all that shit up her arse
i'll collect it tomorrow

NEET 09/24/2022 (Sat) 01:59 [Preview] No.596621 del
Couldn't you have torrented those for her and burned them to disc?

NEET 09/24/2022 (Sat) 02:00 [Preview] No.596623 del
is this faggot drinking a bundaberg ginger beer?

NEET 09/24/2022 (Sat) 02:00 [Preview] No.596624 del
I did.
She likes to own the real ones when they come out and watch all the deleted scenes and episode commentary and all that bullshit.

NEET 09/24/2022 (Sat) 02:02 [Preview] No.596625 del
Women aren't supposed to play the bagpipes, just as they aren't supposed to honk on a didgeridoo.

NEET 09/24/2022 (Sat) 02:03 [Preview] No.596626 del
Wow she is really into it.

NEET 09/24/2022 (Sat) 02:04 [Preview] No.596627 del
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NEET 09/24/2022 (Sat) 02:04 [Preview] No.596628 del
she doesn't like it when I suggest the swashbuckling hero is gay as aids

NEET 09/24/2022 (Sat) 02:07 [Preview] No.596629 del

NEET 09/24/2022 (Sat) 02:07 [Preview] No.596630 del

NEET 09/24/2022 (Sat) 02:11 [Preview] No.596631 del
another malnourished soyboy looking faggot

NEET 09/24/2022 (Sat) 02:14 [Preview] No.596632 del
You are NOT to touch that pudding until 12:00am December 25th!

NEET 09/24/2022 (Sat) 02:15 [Preview] No.596633 del
Snitches get stitches

NEET 09/24/2022 (Sat) 02:16 [Preview] No.596634 del
Went to take a shit and slipped over because of a KFC bag I left on the floor.

NEET 09/24/2022 (Sat) 02:18 [Preview] No.596635 del
Yeah, I like to keep an emergency bag of kfc in the bathroom too. Never know when you'll have an unstoppable craving for original recipe.

NEET 09/24/2022 (Sat) 02:18 [Preview] No.596636 del
Take your revenge neet get another family feast and eat it all.

NEET 09/24/2022 (Sat) 02:19 [Preview] No.596637 del
On a side note, Kelly is also sometimes given to males. Imagine going through school years with a girls name.

NEET 09/24/2022 (Sat) 02:19 [Preview] No.596638 del
No it was folded flat and chucked near the doorway to the computer room along with some other stuff I am going to put in the recycling bin at some point. Foot just shot out from under me when I stepped on it.

NEET 09/24/2022 (Sat) 02:25 [Preview] No.596639 del
A true NEET accident.

NEET 09/24/2022 (Sat) 02:26 [Preview] No.596640 del
They don't like him on 4chan for the same reason we don't like him.

NEET 09/24/2022 (Sat) 02:27 [Preview] No.596641 del
Some neets are just too BASED for 4chan

NEET 09/24/2022 (Sat) 02:28 [Preview] No.596642 del
It is where he puts the toilet paper.

NEET 09/24/2022 (Sat) 02:29 [Preview] No.596643 del
No. I'm deeply sorry.

NEET 09/24/2022 (Sat) 02:30 [Preview] No.596644 del

NEET 09/24/2022 (Sat) 02:31 [Preview] No.596645 del
on to standos 5.4

NEET 09/24/2022 (Sat) 02:32 [Preview] No.596646 del
Couldn't even watch the BnB tralier due to the cringe factor.

NEET 09/24/2022 (Sat) 02:32 [Preview] No.596647 del
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NEET 09/24/2022 (Sat) 02:33 [Preview] No.596648 del

NEET 09/24/2022 (Sat) 02:33 [Preview] No.596649 del
Well bantered.

NEET 09/24/2022 (Sat) 02:34 [Preview] No.596650 del
>A Denver, USA man has been found guilty of murder for using an AK-47 to shoot and kill a 21-year-old woman after her dog defecated outside his apartment.
absolutely based

NEET 09/24/2022 (Sat) 02:35 [Preview] No.596651 del
>A community is bracing for tragedy after a five-year-old child spent the night trapped inside a car submerged in floodwaters.
are journalists getting stupider?

NEET 09/24/2022 (Sat) 02:36 [Preview] No.596652 del
Catch up is on?

NEET 09/24/2022 (Sat) 02:38 [Preview] No.596654 del
I went back into that thread for an image and decided to make that reply because I didn't earlier. He is a lolcow on /n/.

NEET 09/24/2022 (Sat) 02:38 [Preview] No.596655 del
Hello, is it me you're looking f

NEET 09/24/2022 (Sat) 02:40 [Preview] No.596656 del
Beau you shitcunt

Filtered 'o.kay?' to 'Hello, is it me you're looking f'...

NEET 09/24/2022 (Sat) 02:40 [Preview] No.596657 del
How can iga even compare? He probably sees nuro's millionth bike picture and cries himself to sleep.

NEET 09/24/2022 (Sat) 02:41 [Preview] No.596658 del
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NEET 09/24/2022 (Sat) 02:41 [Preview] No.596660 del
Hello, is it me you're looking f

NEET 09/24/2022 (Sat) 02:42 [Preview] No.596661 del
I don't think he cares.

NEET 09/24/2022 (Sat) 02:42 [Preview] No.596662 del
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NEET 09/24/2022 (Sat) 02:43 [Preview] No.596663 del
I have an instinctive dislike of wogs.

NEET 09/24/2022 (Sat) 02:43 [Preview] No.596664 del
neets were abusing that particular word - beau did the right thing

NEET 09/24/2022 (Sat) 02:44 [Preview] No.596665 del

NEET 09/24/2022 (Sat) 02:45 [Preview] No.596666 del
You've got to be a mong to get wordfiltered once you know what they are. They are real easy to get around, okау?

NEET 09/24/2022 (Sat) 02:45 [Preview] No.596667 del
guess he's fucked then ok

NEET 09/24/2022 (Sat) 02:45 [Preview] No.596668 del

NEET 09/24/2022 (Sat) 02:46 [Preview] No.596669 del
Remember when negro was going to go that funeral but then didn't get invited? Imagine being such a close relative now getting invited to your aunt's funeral. The funny thing is the blood relation bit could be true and he is just so universally unloved that they didn't invite him because they don't like nonces.

NEET 09/24/2022 (Sat) 02:46 [Preview] No.596670 del

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NEET 09/24/2022 (Sat) 02:47 [Preview] No.596672 del
You expect too much from news corp

NEET 09/24/2022 (Sat) 02:49 [Preview] No.596673 del
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NEET 09/24/2022 (Sat) 02:52 [Preview] No.596674 del
I want to fuck Morf so badly.

NEET 09/24/2022 (Sat) 02:53 [Preview] No.596675 del
I feel the same way, but I keep noticing how good looking a lot of italian girls are.

NEET 09/24/2022 (Sat) 02:53 [Preview] No.596676 del
I should have purchased some snacks this morning

NEET 09/24/2022 (Sat) 02:57 [Preview] No.596677 del
you can do it now, and grab a little extra to make up for how good you've been by not bingeing for an entire morning

NEET 09/24/2022 (Sat) 02:57 [Preview] No.596678 del
Strong craving?

NEET 09/24/2022 (Sat) 02:58 [Preview] No.596679 del
I cant do it now, I've been drinking

NEET 09/24/2022 (Sat) 02:58 [Preview] No.596680 del
just something salty and/or crunchy

NEET 09/24/2022 (Sat) 03:00 [Preview] No.596681 del
get pajeet to bring it to you

NEET 09/24/2022 (Sat) 03:00 [Preview] No.596682 del
Go for a walk to the corner store.

NEET 09/24/2022 (Sat) 03:01 [Preview] No.596683 del
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NEET 09/24/2022 (Sat) 03:01 [Preview] No.596684 del
>something salty
I can help.

NEET 09/24/2022 (Sat) 03:03 [Preview] No.596685 del
I miss milkbars.

NEET 09/24/2022 (Sat) 03:04 [Preview] No.596686 del
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NEET 09/24/2022 (Sat) 03:05 [Preview] No.596687 del

NEET 09/24/2022 (Sat) 03:05 [Preview] No.596688 del
Take a cold shower, you're all horned up.

NEET 09/24/2022 (Sat) 03:09 [Preview] No.596689 del
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NEET 09/24/2022 (Sat) 03:11 [Preview] No.596690 del
That's a big one.
The redbellies are generally quiet, it is the brown snake you need to watch out for.

NEET 09/24/2022 (Sat) 03:15 [Preview] No.596691 del
Weber knows all too well about that.

NEET 09/24/2022 (Sat) 03:16 [Preview] No.596692 del
He has survived several venomous bites.
I think it is probably the high volume of alcohol in his system that allows him to survive.

NEET 09/24/2022 (Sat) 03:20 [Preview] No.596693 del
I wonder if Optus or the government will actually pay it, while at the same time trying to play the 'we don't negotiate with terrorists' card.

NEET 09/24/2022 (Sat) 03:21 [Preview] No.596694 del
i am actually having a nap i am fucking tired this is a based day off

NEET 09/24/2022 (Sat) 03:21 [Preview] No.596695 del
One million seems pretty cheap.

NEET 09/24/2022 (Sat) 03:21 [Preview] No.596696 del
Luxury toilet mattress?

NEET 09/24/2022 (Sat) 03:22 [Preview] No.596697 del
drooling retard, remember when you poor and lived like a squatter ?? oh shiet you still do

NEET 09/24/2022 (Sat) 03:22 [Preview] No.596698 del
There is no guarantee other than their word that they will not sell the data again. They could pay it and they decide later on to dump it or sell it again.

NEET 09/24/2022 (Sat) 03:23 [Preview] No.596699 del
It's a pretty good return for basically downloading a heap of unguarded information.

NEET 09/24/2022 (Sat) 03:24 [Preview] No.596700 del
Surprisingly these sorts actually seem reasonable honourable in that regard. There's nothing to say it can't happen, but based on previous happenings, they tend to keep their word.

NEET 09/24/2022 (Sat) 03:25 [Preview] No.596701 del
um no, bed at the rents

NEET 09/24/2022 (Sat) 03:26 [Preview] No.596702 del
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Optus' recent submission to parliament about strengthening privacy law re protections and actions for customers. What a surprise.

NEET 09/24/2022 (Sat) 03:26 [Preview] No.596703 del
yeah if they dont keep their word they ruin it for all the other criminals

NEET 09/24/2022 (Sat) 03:28 [Preview] No.596704 del
Not me you mong.

NEET 09/24/2022 (Sat) 03:29 [Preview] No.596705 del
Kek, living with your parents at 40.

NEET 09/24/2022 (Sat) 03:29 [Preview] No.596706 del
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NEET 09/24/2022 (Sat) 03:31 [Preview] No.596707 del
Tired from all the 'pedalling' around the CBD last night on the ebike...

NEET 09/24/2022 (Sat) 03:33 [Preview] No.596708 del
Nuro had a breakdown on the gen more than once.

NEET 09/24/2022 (Sat) 03:33 [Preview] No.596709 del
Good cruise?

NEET 09/24/2022 (Sat) 03:33 [Preview] No.596710 del
Pretty funny, I wonder if it will make that woman CEO cry again if brought up in a press announcement.

NEET 09/24/2022 (Sat) 03:35 [Preview] No.596711 del
Yeah hooked up with a few randoms in a dark back alley. Good lads. Good times. Suck it Stanners.

NEET 09/24/2022 (Sat) 03:36 [Preview] No.596712 del
I'm surprised IGA hasn't made a grinder profile and sent heaps of fags to the workshop. They'd probably find it hot living in a toilet.

NEET 09/24/2022 (Sat) 03:37 [Preview] No.596713 del
well then why are being a nonce
you know i was just visting
tired from a killer week at work and too much booze, i wanted to do things today but i just crashed

NEET 09/24/2022 (Sat) 03:39 [Preview] No.596714 del
>well then why are being a nonce
Do you know what nonce means?

NEET 09/24/2022 (Sat) 03:41 [Preview] No.596715 del
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Give it a good sniff NEET

NEET 09/24/2022 (Sat) 03:41 [Preview] No.596716 del
I've been saying for some time now that he has been getting worse.

NEET 09/24/2022 (Sat) 03:42 [Preview] No.596717 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=olnV1jGbRoM [Embed]
She is so pretty.

NEET 09/24/2022 (Sat) 03:43 [Preview] No.596718 del
Will you be garn CBD again tonight? I like to see the photos. I miss Brisbane.

NEET 09/24/2022 (Sat) 03:43 [Preview] No.596719 del
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NEET 09/24/2022 (Sat) 03:46 [Preview] No.596720 del
Don't encourage it.

NEET 09/24/2022 (Sat) 03:46 [Preview] No.596721 del
Off to Aldi now.

NEET 09/24/2022 (Sat) 03:46 [Preview] No.596722 del
did anyone else sniff their screen?

NEET 09/24/2022 (Sat) 03:47 [Preview] No.596723 del
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Accurate you shit lord. Neck yourself.

NEET 09/24/2022 (Sat) 03:47 [Preview] No.596724 del
Can you get me a red onion please. I forgot this mording.

NEET 09/24/2022 (Sat) 03:50 [Preview] No.596725 del
can't keep wasting my life watching these schizo tantrums go down every afternoon

NEET 09/24/2022 (Sat) 03:50 [Preview] No.596726 del
>shit lord
Kek, this reminds me of when you called me a "chud".
Another example of how the left can't meme.

NEET 09/24/2022 (Sat) 03:51 [Preview] No.596727 del
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NEET 09/24/2022 (Sat) 03:54 [Preview] No.596728 del

NEET 09/24/2022 (Sat) 03:55 [Preview] No.596730 del
Thank you.

NEET 09/24/2022 (Sat) 03:57 [Preview] No.596731 del
did some epoxy-ing

NEET 09/24/2022 (Sat) 04:00 [Preview] No.596732 del
That would be fun to play around with if he does release the code.

NEET 09/24/2022 (Sat) 04:00 [Preview] No.596733 del
Big job?

NEET 09/24/2022 (Sat) 04:01 [Preview] No.596734 del
no, fiddly job

NEET 09/24/2022 (Sat) 04:01 [Preview] No.596735 del
Comfortably numb my ARSE daddy

NEET 09/24/2022 (Sat) 04:03 [Preview] No.596736 del
I remember when the word 'poxy' was used by teh youngins.

NEET 09/24/2022 (Sat) 04:05 [Preview] No.596737 del

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NEET 09/24/2022 (Sat) 04:11 [Preview] No.596739 del
Imaging thinking that impresses anyone who isn't older than 3. Also, Rule. 11.

NEET 09/24/2022 (Sat) 04:15 [Preview] No.596741 del
That'd be fun to watch.

NEET 09/24/2022 (Sat) 04:17 [Preview] No.596742 del
could go some kfc aye

NEET 09/24/2022 (Sat) 04:27 [Preview] No.596743 del
Family Feast?

NEET 09/24/2022 (Sat) 04:31 [Preview] No.596744 del

NEET 09/24/2022 (Sat) 04:32 [Preview] No.596745 del
feeling saucy, might get a bucket

NEET 09/24/2022 (Sat) 04:34 [Preview] No.596746 del
what time is the gayfl on?

NEET 09/24/2022 (Sat) 04:35 [Preview] No.596747 del
none of the uber eats supermarkets have red onions available

NEET 09/24/2022 (Sat) 04:38 [Preview] No.596748 del
I wonder (((who))) could be behind this shortage...

NEET 09/24/2022 (Sat) 04:39 [Preview] No.596749 del
Make it two please.

NEET 09/24/2022 (Sat) 04:40 [Preview] No.596750 del
Washy Mc wash face. Those laser washes are so fucking weak finally got one that has a brush and will get the bugs off.

NEET 09/24/2022 (Sat) 04:40 [Preview] No.596751 del
theoretically I could order a six inch subway with just onion on it and then pick it off the bread

NEET 09/24/2022 (Sat) 04:40 [Preview] No.596752 del
white onions are non-existent down here and now the cunts have stolen red ones too

NEET 09/24/2022 (Sat) 04:40 [Preview] No.596753 del
what sauces do you want?

NEET 09/24/2022 (Sat) 04:41 [Preview] No.596754 del
>get the bugs off.
and half your paint

NEET 09/24/2022 (Sat) 04:43 [Preview] No.596755 del
Looks scary.

NEET 09/24/2022 (Sat) 04:43 [Preview] No.596756 del
I would hold your hand, NEET

NEET 09/24/2022 (Sat) 04:43 [Preview] No.596757 del
Don't care.

NEET 09/24/2022 (Sat) 04:44 [Preview] No.596758 del
Nice and clean NEET.

NEET 09/24/2022 (Sat) 04:50 [Preview] No.596759 del
You've Got Mail is on tele at 14.30. I wish I was Tom Hanks in You've Got Mail.

NEET 09/24/2022 (Sat) 04:55 [Preview] No.596760 del
Quite let down by that tony scott movie last night, I think from now on we'll only stream unknown action movies if they're on the /k/ approved list.

NEET 09/24/2022 (Sat) 04:55 [Preview] No.596761 del
Stanley wishes he was Tom Hanks in Turner & Hooch, so he can get knotted by that big French mastiff.

NEET 09/24/2022 (Sat) 04:59 [Preview] No.596762 del
Don't care was made care, as Motherbat likes to say.

NEET 09/24/2022 (Sat) 05:03 [Preview] No.596763 del
>Don't care was made care
I don't understand this idiom.

NEET 09/24/2022 (Sat) 05:04 [Preview] No.596764 del
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NEET 09/24/2022 (Sat) 05:04 [Preview] No.596765 del
I wouldn't listen to a mother who was so bad at raising children that she raised me.

NEET 09/24/2022 (Sat) 05:05 [Preview] No.596766 del
think he forgot a 'to' somewhere in there

NEET 09/24/2022 (Sat) 05:06 [Preview] No.596767 del
That's like saying you wouldn't be a member of any organisation that would have you as a member.

NEET 09/24/2022 (Sat) 05:06 [Preview] No.596768 del

NEET 09/24/2022 (Sat) 05:07 [Preview] No.596769 del
>“Don't Care was made care! Don't Care was hung!” jeered Mary Poppins, putting the duster away.

NEET 09/24/2022 (Sat) 05:08 [Preview] No.596770 del
Groucho literally did nothing wrong

NEET 09/24/2022 (Sat) 05:15 [Preview] No.596771 del
I looked at the Wikipedia summary and chose to stay away.

NEET 09/24/2022 (Sat) 05:15 [Preview] No.596772 del
"Don't care was made to care" makes more sense, no?!

NEET 09/24/2022 (Sat) 05:17 [Preview] No.596773 del
Both are correct. The 'to' is redundant or superfluous. The same way people waste words saying 'for free' instead of just 'free'.

NEET 09/24/2022 (Sat) 05:17 [Preview] No.596774 del
Economy of language is no longer taught or praised.

NEET 09/24/2022 (Sat) 05:18 [Preview] No.596775 del
Wish Cruisey would bring me an onion and get my washing off the line.

NEET 09/24/2022 (Sat) 05:20 [Preview] No.596776 del
Journalists once approached Nuro asking for a quick word, to which he replied 'velocity' and whizzed away.

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NEET 09/24/2022 (Sat) 05:24 [Preview] No.596780 del
Ok. I'm deeply sorry for trying to correct you.

NEET 09/24/2022 (Sat) 05:25 [Preview] No.596781 del
sorry trying correct*

NEET 09/24/2022 (Sat) 05:25 [Preview] No.596782 del
Reupload as a JPEG you insufferable nonce.

NEET 09/24/2022 (Sat) 05:26 [Preview] No.596783 del

NEET 09/24/2022 (Sat) 05:34 [Preview] No.596784 del
I can hear the cries of mongs, in the distance. I think they're hungry.

NEET 09/24/2022 (Sat) 05:46 [Preview] No.596786 del
lol zero fucks given

Was she frying bananas?

NEET 09/24/2022 (Sat) 05:48 [Preview] No.596787 del
looks like it, but nfi really

NEET 09/24/2022 (Sat) 05:53 [Preview] No.596788 del
Her fingers are coated in batter which protects her skin from the hot oil.

NEET 09/24/2022 (Sat) 05:53 [Preview] No.596789 del

NEET 09/24/2022 (Sat) 05:53 [Preview] No.596790 del
Might be plantains.

NEET 09/24/2022 (Sat) 06:04 [Preview] No.596791 del
most likely
the indo-gooks love 'em

NEET 09/24/2022 (Sat) 06:04 [Preview] No.596792 del
Coat my ARSE in batter daddy

NEET 09/24/2022 (Sat) 06:10 [Preview] No.596793 del
We'll put a chicken leg between your cheeks and you can deep fry it.

NEET 09/24/2022 (Sat) 06:11 [Preview] No.596794 del
The smell of campfire smoke in the air.

NEET 09/24/2022 (Sat) 06:15 [Preview] No.596795 del

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NEET 09/24/2022 (Sat) 06:19 [Preview] No.596797 del
i invented something

NEET 09/24/2022 (Sat) 06:22 [Preview] No.596798 del
im going to win the dance competition

NEET 09/24/2022 (Sat) 06:22 [Preview] No.596799 del
Good work NEET.

Good luck NEET.

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