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NEET General #649 - Xenomorph Edition NEET 01/23/2023 (Mon) 12:35 [Preview] No. 662505
Do you NEETs ever worry about space aliens growing inside your body?

Old Thread: >>661480

NEET 01/23/2023 (Mon) 12:58 [Preview] No.662508 del
good pic

NEET 01/23/2023 (Mon) 14:07 [Preview] No.662509 del
Wish we had Hot Pockets like in America.

connor NEET 01/23/2023 (Mon) 14:39 [Preview] No.662512 del

NEET 01/23/2023 (Mon) 20:09 [Preview] No.662516 del
Good morning NEET.

NEET 01/23/2023 (Mon) 21:16 [Preview] No.662538 del
Good work lads, we finally managed to finish the last thread. Never let it be said that you're a bunch of fat, friendless, jobless, useless no-hopers who never do anything. We did something.

NEET 01/23/2023 (Mon) 21:16 [Preview] No.662539 del
I'm all worn out now

NEET 01/23/2023 (Mon) 21:17 [Preview] No.662540 del
Still wanna make a map of my old school in aliens vs predator. Some day. Some day.

NEET 01/23/2023 (Mon) 21:18 [Preview] No.662541 del
Judge Dredd got impregnated when they did a crossover.

NEET 01/23/2023 (Mon) 21:18 [Preview] No.662542 del
You can buy pizza pockets here you mongtard

NEET 01/23/2023 (Mon) 21:20 [Preview] No.662543 del
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Forgot how much coffee I've had this morning. Not sure if it's safe to have more.

NEET 01/23/2023 (Mon) 21:20 [Preview] No.662544 del
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NEET 01/23/2023 (Mon) 21:21 [Preview] No.662545 del
>tfw you notice you are hovering 3" off the floor

NEET 01/23/2023 (Mon) 21:21 [Preview] No.662546 del
Take the rest of the day off.

NEET 01/23/2023 (Mon) 21:21 [Preview] No.662547 del
I think I deserve workers compo

NEET 01/23/2023 (Mon) 21:23 [Preview] No.662548 del
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This made me laugh.

NEET 01/23/2023 (Mon) 21:26 [Preview] No.662549 del
>We did something.

NEET 01/23/2023 (Mon) 21:27 [Preview] No.662550 del
Makes little sense but if it was worth a few hundred or thousand I would be gentle transporting it too.

NEET 01/23/2023 (Mon) 21:30 [Preview] No.662551 del
It's just funny that by law you would have to get another pallet jack to move it off the loading dock.

NEET 01/23/2023 (Mon) 21:36 [Preview] No.662552 del
It would be the highlight of my day/week if I worked in the transportation of it.

NEET 01/23/2023 (Mon) 21:46 [Preview] No.662553 del
It could be unpackaged while on the loading dock

NEET 01/23/2023 (Mon) 21:48 [Preview] No.662554 del
Two K-Time Twists (Strawberry & Blueberry) and a can of Monster Energy (Pipeline Punch) for breakfast.

NEET 01/23/2023 (Mon) 21:57 [Preview] No.662555 del
That's what I would do but you're not meant to unpack on a dock.

NEET 01/23/2023 (Mon) 21:57 [Preview] No.662556 del
Much energy

NEET 01/23/2023 (Mon) 22:29 [Preview] No.662557 del
breakfast of champions

NEET 01/23/2023 (Mon) 22:32 [Preview] No.662558 del
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Got the chair from Supercheap Auto.
It's got a drink holder on one arm, along with a bottle opener and a pouch for putting stuff. On the other arm is a cooler bag for holding more drinks. Between the legs is a fishing rod holder. On the back of the chair there is a fish measuring scale. Came with a carry bag and is rated for 150kg.
The girl who served me was quite chatty.

NEET 01/23/2023 (Mon) 22:37 [Preview] No.662559 del
>rated for 150kg
Looks a bit fragile for an executive throne. Also, only 1 drink holder?

NEET 01/23/2023 (Mon) 22:40 [Preview] No.662560 del
The frame is 20mm powder coated steel.
The chiller bag on the left arm rest holds about 6 cans by the looks.

NEET 01/23/2023 (Mon) 22:48 [Preview] No.662561 del
Are you the neet who broke his chair the other day?

NEET 01/23/2023 (Mon) 22:55 [Preview] No.662562 del
Noice, Is it comfy?

NEET 01/23/2023 (Mon) 22:56 [Preview] No.662563 del
No. I have to go and sit at an event for few hours in a couple of weeks.


NEET 01/23/2023 (Mon) 22:57 [Preview] No.662564 del
A comfy portable chair is always good to have.

NEET 01/23/2023 (Mon) 23:15 [Preview] No.662567 del
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Daily Stormer has been suspended again :(

NEET 01/23/2023 (Mon) 23:24 [Preview] No.662569 del
Oh noes

NEET 01/23/2023 (Mon) 23:36 [Preview] No.662570 del
Weirdest dude chicks*

NEET 01/23/2023 (Mon) 23:37 [Preview] No.662571 del
That is a very impressive chair.
The bottle opener and ruler are cool touches.

NEET 01/23/2023 (Mon) 23:57 [Preview] No.662572 del
Had half a coffee. Back on the couchbed.

NEET 01/24/2023 (Tue) 00:01 [Preview] No.662573 del
Who had the other half?

NEET 01/24/2023 (Tue) 00:04 [Preview] No.662574 del
half orally, half not orally

NEET 01/24/2023 (Tue) 00:05 [Preview] No.662575 del
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I just got an email telling me I am a millionaire and also dead.

NEET 01/24/2023 (Tue) 00:10 [Preview] No.662576 del
Rest in peace neet.

NEET 01/24/2023 (Tue) 00:10 [Preview] No.662577 del
Can I have the money instead of those guys please?

NEET 01/24/2023 (Tue) 00:16 [Preview] No.662578 del
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NEET 01/24/2023 (Tue) 00:16 [Preview] No.662579 del
I am considering washing my car today.
I will need to give it a spray with the mortein first. The spiders survive a regular washing.
I have a serious cobweb problem.

NEET 01/24/2023 (Tue) 00:17 [Preview] No.662580 del
yeah you need to actually pull as much of the web out of the mirror crevices as you can, otherwise the little prick just rebuilds overnight

NEET 01/24/2023 (Tue) 00:19 [Preview] No.662581 del
A good spray of mortein in there and he will not be rebuilding anything.

NEET 01/24/2023 (Tue) 00:24 [Preview] No.662582 del
what if he has wooden doors in there?

NEET 01/24/2023 (Tue) 00:24 [Preview] No.662583 del
looking at getting my cars aircon serviced or regassed. It doesn't cut it at all during hot weather anymore, woe. Hope I can get it done for under 200.

NEET 01/24/2023 (Tue) 00:27 [Preview] No.662584 del
Or is wearing a gas mask.

NEET 01/24/2023 (Tue) 00:32 [Preview] No.662585 del
I think they stole it from me already because I am dead.

NEET 01/24/2023 (Tue) 00:34 [Preview] No.662586 del
Does anyone want to go to the fruit&veg shop for me?
I will pay you $3.25 in 5c pieces.

NEET 01/24/2023 (Tue) 00:34 [Preview] No.662587 del
thinking about lonch

NEET 01/24/2023 (Tue) 00:41 [Preview] No.662588 del
good morning sirs

NEET 01/24/2023 (Tue) 00:42 [Preview] No.662589 del
That is their home

NEET 01/24/2023 (Tue) 00:43 [Preview] No.662590 del
Got an email from the big dick swinging consultant from my old wage.

NEET 01/24/2023 (Tue) 00:45 [Preview] No.662591 del
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NEET 01/24/2023 (Tue) 00:46 [Preview] No.662592 del
Did he send a pic?

NEET 01/24/2023 (Tue) 00:51 [Preview] No.662593 del
15 banked points

NEET 01/24/2023 (Tue) 00:53 [Preview] No.662594 del
Which one?

NEET 01/24/2023 (Tue) 00:54 [Preview] No.662595 del
It was going to be the local place but I need sandwich meat so coles instead.

NEET 01/24/2023 (Tue) 00:58 [Preview] No.662596 del
good news, frens
kfc is doing 24 nuggers for $10 again

NEET 01/24/2023 (Tue) 00:59 [Preview] No.662597 del
what he want now?

NEET 01/24/2023 (Tue) 01:00 [Preview] No.662598 del
and the bad news is that I'm broke and can't afford it :(

NEET 01/24/2023 (Tue) 01:00 [Preview] No.662599 del
I can give you $10 in coins

NEET 01/24/2023 (Tue) 01:01 [Preview] No.662600 del
Weight watchers?

NEET 01/24/2023 (Tue) 01:01 [Preview] No.662601 del
How many dipping sauces?

NEET 01/24/2023 (Tue) 01:04 [Preview] No.662602 del
I declined sauce when the one who calls me sweetie asked

NEET 01/24/2023 (Tue) 01:07 [Preview] No.662605 del
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Ok neets, the womboflix Australia Day special will be Wake in Fright (1971), the story of a young schoolteacher who descends into personal moral degradation after finding himself stranded in a brutal, menacing town in outback Australia.

NEET 01/24/2023 (Tue) 01:08 [Preview] No.662606 del
Sweetie is the dog.

NEET 01/24/2023 (Tue) 01:08 [Preview] No.662607 del
You will be better off in the end. Nasty microwaved nuggers.

NEET 01/24/2023 (Tue) 01:09 [Preview] No.662608 del

NEET 01/24/2023 (Tue) 01:11 [Preview] No.662609 del
Looking a forward to seeing Sweetie tomorrow night

NEET 01/24/2023 (Tue) 01:11 [Preview] No.662610 del
They're deep fried?

NEET 01/24/2023 (Tue) 01:13 [Preview] No.662611 del
They are floppy and not oily at all.

NEET 01/24/2023 (Tue) 01:13 [Preview] No.662612 del
Mine were cripsy and too hot to hold initially

NEET 01/24/2023 (Tue) 01:14 [Preview] No.662613 del
You need asbestos fingers.

NEET 01/24/2023 (Tue) 01:15 [Preview] No.662614 del
They need to make a 600ml Mountain Dew with 5 times the caffeine of a mondster. I would drink it.

NEET 01/24/2023 (Tue) 01:23 [Preview] No.662615 del
how much stimulants per day are you on?

NEET 01/24/2023 (Tue) 01:31 [Preview] No.662616 del
Broken Hill will do that to any man.

NEET 01/24/2023 (Tue) 01:33 [Preview] No.662617 del
Why did they never fix the hill?

NEET 01/24/2023 (Tue) 01:34 [Preview] No.662618 del
they did, drunken boongs keep smashing it

NEET 01/24/2023 (Tue) 01:34 [Preview] No.662619 del
Offering consultancy, I guess.
Old wage payes him $160k for 9 days of work a month, some of which he can do from home.
Dont think I can afford him, might take him out to dinner.

NEET 01/24/2023 (Tue) 01:35 [Preview] No.662620 del
> might take him out to dinner.
will you put out?

NEET 01/24/2023 (Tue) 01:36 [Preview] No.662621 del
Thats what weirdos do

NEET 01/24/2023 (Tue) 01:37 [Preview] No.662622 del
Back when Tiffo used to go on about Silver City, i thought he meant there as thats its nickname.

NEET 01/24/2023 (Tue) 01:39 [Preview] No.662623 del
I'm well versed in the corporate tango.
I did it with his mate too.
Went out for dinner, spending more than I should and shouting, then give a spiel about how I cant justify the wage they expect.

NEET 01/24/2023 (Tue) 01:40 [Preview] No.662624 del
fuck you bloody bastard fuck

NEET 01/24/2023 (Tue) 01:40 [Preview] No.662625 del
>I did it with his mate too.
you corporate whore

NEET 01/24/2023 (Tue) 01:45 [Preview] No.662626 del
About 6 months ago, but he asked for a partnership so I stopped replying to him.

NEET 01/24/2023 (Tue) 01:48 [Preview] No.662627 del
>asked for a partnership
Maybe that is what you need. Let one of them come in and do all the work growing the business. Do all the stuff you find impossible to do.

NEET 01/24/2023 (Tue) 01:48 [Preview] No.662628 del
Imagine being addicted to air. I bet you dirty addicts struggle to even go a minute without it.

NEET 01/24/2023 (Tue) 01:50 [Preview] No.662629 del
I just had the worst coles mission ever.
Had to queue up to get ciggies and the queue had the rotting flesh beggar, a mong guy who didn't seem to be able to talk to the checkout woman and unloaded his full trolley one item a time at sloth speed and another mong behind me continually muttering "taking too long hurry up taking too long hurry up".
It was fucking horrible.

NEET 01/24/2023 (Tue) 01:52 [Preview] No.662630 del
The he'll come in one day and find they've made him redundant.

NEET 01/24/2023 (Tue) 01:53 [Preview] No.662631 del
I would have walked away and come back later.

NEET 01/24/2023 (Tue) 01:54 [Preview] No.662632 del
I nearly did

NEET 01/24/2023 (Tue) 01:57 [Preview] No.662633 del
I have left a trolley full of groceries before and just gone home. that is when I felt like I was about to have a panic attack.

NEET 01/24/2023 (Tue) 01:59 [Preview] No.662634 del
gonna have a cheeky 1pm energy drink, this will be my last for the day, promise

NEET 01/24/2023 (Tue) 01:59 [Preview] No.662635 del
I usually go first thing in the morning to avoid these sort of encounters.

NEET 01/24/2023 (Tue) 02:10 [Preview] No.662636 del
>first thing in the morning
That is a good time to go unless you want fresh things from the bakery which often aren't on the shelves until after 9am.

NEET 01/24/2023 (Tue) 02:18 [Preview] No.662637 del
Need a shit but I’m waiting on a courier.

NEET 01/24/2023 (Tue) 02:22 [Preview] No.662638 del
waiting for sir to poo

NEET 01/24/2023 (Tue) 02:25 [Preview] No.662639 del
>Went out for dinner, spending more than I should and shouting, then give a spiel about how I cant justify the wage they expect.
Why bother?

NEET 01/24/2023 (Tue) 02:25 [Preview] No.662640 del

NEET 01/24/2023 (Tue) 02:30 [Preview] No.662641 del

NEET 01/24/2023 (Tue) 02:39 [Preview] No.662642 del
I might read Conan the Barbarian after my current book.

NEET 01/24/2023 (Tue) 02:41 [Preview] No.662643 del
I wish I was normal

NEET 01/24/2023 (Tue) 02:41 [Preview] No.662644 del
The original robert e howard stories are better than the ones by l sprague de camp and other imitators

NEET 01/24/2023 (Tue) 02:46 [Preview] No.662645 del
I'll only be reading the original stuff, sucks he died so young.

NEET 01/24/2023 (Tue) 02:46 [Preview] No.662646 del
I wish I was norman

NEET 01/24/2023 (Tue) 02:48 [Preview] No.662647 del
Quite a few of the stories are him chasing after a girl and then not raping her.

NEET 01/24/2023 (Tue) 02:48 [Preview] No.662648 del
based world conquering master race

NEET 01/24/2023 (Tue) 02:49 [Preview] No.662649 del

NEET 01/24/2023 (Tue) 02:49 [Preview] No.662650 del
1066 was a good year.

NEET 01/24/2023 (Tue) 02:50 [Preview] No.662651 del
That's cringe.

NEET 01/24/2023 (Tue) 02:50 [Preview] No.662652 del
They mostly come out at night, mostly.

NEET 01/24/2023 (Tue) 02:51 [Preview] No.662653 del
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NEET 01/24/2023 (Tue) 02:52 [Preview] No.662654 del
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NEET 01/24/2023 (Tue) 02:54 [Preview] No.662655 del
William the Bastard.

NEET 01/24/2023 (Tue) 02:56 [Preview] No.662656 del

NEET 01/24/2023 (Tue) 02:56 [Preview] No.662657 del
William the Based

NEET 01/24/2023 (Tue) 02:57 [Preview] No.662658 del
Willy the cunt

NEET 01/24/2023 (Tue) 02:58 [Preview] No.662659 del
Wizzy the Conqueror

NEET 01/24/2023 (Tue) 03:02 [Preview] No.662660 del
More like Wizzy the Conquered.

NEET 01/24/2023 (Tue) 03:04 [Preview] No.662661 del
gonna rile up all the board boongs on thursdy

NEET 01/24/2023 (Tue) 03:05 [Preview] No.662662 del
For Invasion Day?

NEET 01/24/2023 (Tue) 03:06 [Preview] No.662663 del
You couldn't rile up an old boong even if you put on stockings and danced for him

NEET 01/24/2023 (Tue) 03:11 [Preview] No.662664 del
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NEET 01/24/2023 (Tue) 03:12 [Preview] No.662665 del
Imagine being called Chester.

NEET 01/24/2023 (Tue) 03:12 [Preview] No.662666 del
What a cute girl.

NEET 01/24/2023 (Tue) 03:12 [Preview] No.662667 del

NEET 01/24/2023 (Tue) 03:13 [Preview] No.662668 del
Ausneetians all let us rejoice
For we are poor and drunk
We've golden coins and untapped loins
Our socks are filled with spunk

NEET 01/24/2023 (Tue) 03:16 [Preview] No.662669 del
Do you think Olive has a hairy cunt?

NEET 01/24/2023 (Tue) 03:17 [Preview] No.662670 del
I think she would have a small well trimmed bush.

NEET 01/24/2023 (Tue) 03:18 [Preview] No.662671 del
I doubt she'd put the effort into trimming it.

NEET 01/24/2023 (Tue) 03:19 [Preview] No.662672 del
She has a penis down there.

NEET 01/24/2023 (Tue) 03:20 [Preview] No.662673 del
A feminine penis, that means it's not gay.

NEET 01/24/2023 (Tue) 03:20 [Preview] No.662674 del
She would have a seraglio of NEET slaves offering to trim them with their teeth.

NEET 01/24/2023 (Tue) 03:21 [Preview] No.662675 del
couriers please used to be good
stuff would be here the day after it got to the depot and it would be delivered before 11am
now they make you wait 4 days and it's 2pm and still not here

NEET 01/24/2023 (Tue) 03:22 [Preview] No.662676 del
i think most of her generation just shave everything off, don't they?

NEET 01/24/2023 (Tue) 03:23 [Preview] No.662677 del
immersion has officially been broken

NEET 01/24/2023 (Tue) 03:23 [Preview] No.662678 del
From the porn I've watched some are still based and have hairy coochies.

NEET 01/24/2023 (Tue) 03:24 [Preview] No.662679 del
a manicured top triangle bit, maybe
undercarriage and anus is all bare

NEET 01/24/2023 (Tue) 03:24 [Preview] No.662680 del
I burnt Peter Garret's bed once.

NEET 01/24/2023 (Tue) 03:24 [Preview] No.662681 del
How can he sleep???

NEET 01/24/2023 (Tue) 03:26 [Preview] No.662682 del
Back when I was a lad you needed a hedge trimmer to get at the vag
Foreplay has changed a lot since then

NEET 01/24/2023 (Tue) 03:30 [Preview] No.662683 del

NEET 01/24/2023 (Tue) 03:32 [Preview] No.662684 del
Hairy right up to her belly button.

NEET 01/24/2023 (Tue) 03:38 [Preview] No.662685 del
NEET immurement

NEET 01/24/2023 (Tue) 03:39 [Preview] No.662686 del
That's fine by me, as long as her armpits aren't hairy... for reasons.

NEET 01/24/2023 (Tue) 03:40 [Preview] No.662687 del
treasure trail

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NEET 01/24/2023 (Tue) 03:45 [Preview] No.662690 del
I know what Possum would say if he was here right now.

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NEET 01/24/2023 (Tue) 03:49 [Preview] No.662692 del
He was never real.

NEET 01/24/2023 (Tue) 03:49 [Preview] No.662693 del
Kay from Kay's Cooking should be the compound cook.

NEET 01/24/2023 (Tue) 03:51 [Preview] No.662694 del
Then who am I paying protection money to?

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NEET 01/24/2023 (Tue) 03:52 [Preview] No.662696 del
A NEET isn't happy.

NEET 01/24/2023 (Tue) 03:53 [Preview] No.662697 del
>Man jailed for three days after riding unicycle
>Justin Coppock, 46, of Modbury, was riding his unicycle in the inner-east Adelaide suburb of Norwood on December 23, when he was pulled over by police.
>He was arrested and was at the Adelaide City Watch House for three days, until December 26, when a magistrate granted him bail during a special court sitting.
who says the cops don't have a sense of humour

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NEET 01/24/2023 (Tue) 03:54 [Preview] No.662699 del
Going to post another Brazilian soon.

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i was going to read the article but then i saw the photo of him

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NEET 01/24/2023 (Tue) 03:59 [Preview] No.662702 del

NEET 01/24/2023 (Tue) 04:00 [Preview] No.662703 del
He fucked around and found out, which was why he had to spend Christmas in the watch house.

NEET 01/24/2023 (Tue) 04:01 [Preview] No.662704 del
He looks exactly like the sort of guy who would go to jail over his unicycle.

NEET 01/24/2023 (Tue) 04:01 [Preview] No.662705 del
somebody will be along shortly to claim that is a man
please stand by

NEET 01/24/2023 (Tue) 04:02 [Preview] No.662706 del
not even a pedal one that requires still to ride, one of those stupid self-balancing electric ones

NEET 01/24/2023 (Tue) 04:03 [Preview] No.662707 del
Handsome fella.

NEET 01/24/2023 (Tue) 04:04 [Preview] No.662708 del
I think the cops should be congratulated for not beating him with their sticks.

NEET 01/24/2023 (Tue) 04:05 [Preview] No.662709 del
Looks a lot like a young Cruisey.

NEET 01/24/2023 (Tue) 04:06 [Preview] No.662710 del
Will perconf!

NEET 01/24/2023 (Tue) 04:07 [Preview] No.662711 del

NEET 01/24/2023 (Tue) 04:07 [Preview] No.662712 del
What do you even call an eeb unicycle? A u-neeb?

NEET 01/24/2023 (Tue) 04:11 [Preview] No.662713 del
To get them more interested in working for me than I am to hire them.

NEET 01/24/2023 (Tue) 04:12 [Preview] No.662714 del
So you are cock teasing them?

NEET 01/24/2023 (Tue) 04:13 [Preview] No.662715 del

NEET 01/24/2023 (Tue) 04:23 [Preview] No.662716 del

NEET 01/24/2023 (Tue) 04:24 [Preview] No.662717 del
this weird looking creature wants to talk to me about a security job

NEET 01/24/2023 (Tue) 04:24 [Preview] No.662718 del
Ukraine? More like Pookraine.

NEET 01/24/2023 (Tue) 04:25 [Preview] No.662719 del
Send her your best side angle photograph.

NEET 01/24/2023 (Tue) 04:25 [Preview] No.662720 del
It's the bossmans way.

NEET 01/24/2023 (Tue) 04:25 [Preview] No.662721 del
Block her.

NEET 01/24/2023 (Tue) 04:26 [Preview] No.662722 del
Do her up the bumhole.

NEET 01/24/2023 (Tue) 04:27 [Preview] No.662723 del
her cash is just as good as anyone elses

NEET 01/24/2023 (Tue) 04:28 [Preview] No.662724 del
She has a thigh tattoo the harlot

NEET 01/24/2023 (Tue) 04:28 [Preview] No.662725 del
I don't even log in to LinkedIn these days, just delete the emails.

NEET 01/24/2023 (Tue) 04:29 [Preview] No.662726 del
yeah instragram confirms she is a stupid bitch

NEET 01/24/2023 (Tue) 04:29 [Preview] No.662727 del
I haven't used it in ages but it was always russians wanting to talk back then.

NEET 01/24/2023 (Tue) 04:29 [Preview] No.662728 del
Thank you!

NEET 01/24/2023 (Tue) 04:30 [Preview] No.662729 del
should find her onlyfans and send it to her boss

NEET 01/24/2023 (Tue) 04:32 [Preview] No.662730 del
He already wanks to it.

NEET 01/24/2023 (Tue) 04:33 [Preview] No.662731 del
I found the job ad for the employer she was talking about and it specifically says they're not interested in hearing from recruiters, so I don't know what she's playing at.

NEET 01/24/2023 (Tue) 04:34 [Preview] No.662732 del
Probably trying to get you on her books

NEET 01/24/2023 (Tue) 04:34 [Preview] No.662733 del
Or she wants cock.

NEET 01/24/2023 (Tue) 04:35 [Preview] No.662734 del
she can fellate my unwashed neetstick

NEET 01/24/2023 (Tue) 04:40 [Preview] No.662735 del
She wants to be your pimp and whore you out

NEET 01/24/2023 (Tue) 04:40 [Preview] No.662736 del
Womboflix wants your votes...

Next Sunday's womboflix movie will be Aliens (1986), but we still need to pick a movie for Saturday night. Time to dust off the old 2022 list and see what there is to see. Vote for a movie or nominate a new one to the list:

Out of the furnace
Wrongfully Accused (1998)
Good Will Hunting (1997)
Angel Dust (1994)
Last Man Standing(1995)
The Sunset Limited
The ninth gate (1999)
Kamikaze Taxi (1995)
Captain Phillips (2013)
Blue Ruin (2013)
The Ghost and the Darkness (1996)
Smokin Aces (2006)
Rapid Fire(1992)
The French Connection (1971)
The Mauritanian
Full Metal Jacket
Kiss Kiss Bang Bang (2005)
Rambo (2008)
Black Sheep(2006)
Showdown in Little Tokyo(1991)
Killer Workout
Zodiac (2007)
Chopper (2000)
Who Killed Captain Alex
Under Siege
Wag the dog
The Truman Show
The Martian
The Crow
The Man Who Would Be King

NEET 01/24/2023 (Tue) 04:41 [Preview] No.662737 del
I vote for Evita.

NEET 01/24/2023 (Tue) 04:42 [Preview] No.662738 del
Didn't you watch Aliens on the Sunday just gone?

NEET 01/24/2023 (Tue) 04:42 [Preview] No.662739 del
I vote for The Man Who Would be King and I nominate The Omega Man.

NEET 01/24/2023 (Tue) 04:42 [Preview] No.662740 del
No, we watched Alien. The s makes all the difference.

NEET 01/24/2023 (Tue) 04:43 [Preview] No.662741 del

NEET 01/24/2023 (Tue) 04:44 [Preview] No.662742 del
The third film shold have been Aliener.

NEET 01/24/2023 (Tue) 04:47 [Preview] No.662743 del
courier finally arrived
I can do a poo now

NEET 01/24/2023 (Tue) 04:48 [Preview] No.662744 del
I just had a sudden craving for a peanut butter and cheese sandwich with the health food store peanut butter my mum used to buy.

NEET 01/24/2023 (Tue) 04:51 [Preview] No.662745 del
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NEET 01/24/2023 (Tue) 04:51 [Preview] No.662746 del
The Ninth Gate

NEET 01/24/2023 (Tue) 04:53 [Preview] No.662747 del

NEET 01/24/2023 (Tue) 04:55 [Preview] No.662748 del
That was a long wait

NEET 01/24/2023 (Tue) 04:56 [Preview] No.662749 del
Well held in.

NEET 01/24/2023 (Tue) 04:56 [Preview] No.662750 del
I bet he's backed up now.

NEET 01/24/2023 (Tue) 04:57 [Preview] No.662751 del
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Time for the plunger.

NEET 01/24/2023 (Tue) 04:58 [Preview] No.662752 del
>Antitrust received mainly negative reviews, and has a "Rotten" consensus of 24% on Rotten Tomatoes, based on 106 reviews, with an average score of 4 out of 10. The summary states "Due to its use of clichéd and ludicrous plot devices, this thriller is more predictable than suspenseful. Also, the acting is bad."[19] The film also has a score of 31 out 100, based on 29 reviews, on Metacritic.

I don't think the neets here are sophisticated enough to appreciate this film

NEET 01/24/2023 (Tue) 04:58 [Preview] No.662753 del
Yeah it’s going to be a long poo session

NEET 01/24/2023 (Tue) 04:59 [Preview] No.662754 del
Time to get out the poo hook

NEET 01/24/2023 (Tue) 05:00 [Preview] No.662755 del
Locked and loaded

NEET 01/24/2023 (Tue) 05:01 [Preview] No.662756 del
They should make some kind of poo tube scraper that is easy to insert but puts up a small amount of resistance on the way out, scraping the walls clean.

NEET 01/24/2023 (Tue) 05:02 [Preview] No.662757 del
I hate that feeling of is there a leftover bit or not?

NEET 01/24/2023 (Tue) 05:04 [Preview] No.662759 del
Guarantee somebody has had to have one of these surgically removed before

NEET 01/24/2023 (Tue) 05:04 [Preview] No.662760 del
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NEET 01/24/2023 (Tue) 05:16 [Preview] No.662761 del
Cooking some cabbage and onion.

NEET 01/24/2023 (Tue) 05:17 [Preview] No.662762 del
My mouse is rusting.

NEET 01/24/2023 (Tue) 05:19 [Preview] No.662763 del
I have a stainless steel rat.

NEET 01/24/2023 (Tue) 05:20 [Preview] No.662764 del

NEET 01/24/2023 (Tue) 05:21 [Preview] No.662765 del
I need to buy more tea tomorrow.

NEET 01/24/2023 (Tue) 05:21 [Preview] No.662766 del
Spray some wd-40 on it.

NEET 01/24/2023 (Tue) 05:23 [Preview] No.662767 del
Having a zero sugar, razzle berry flavoured Mother.

NEET 01/24/2023 (Tue) 05:23 [Preview] No.662768 del
I can clap louder than you.

NEET 01/24/2023 (Tue) 05:24 [Preview] No.662769 del
They're not bad.

NEET 01/24/2023 (Tue) 05:26 [Preview] No.662770 del
Count Dankula video.

NEET 01/24/2023 (Tue) 05:32 [Preview] No.662771 del
Crunchy peanut butter should be cheaper than smooth.

NEET 01/24/2023 (Tue) 05:33 [Preview] No.662772 del
No it shouldn't.

NEET 01/24/2023 (Tue) 05:34 [Preview] No.662773 del
Yes it should.

NEET 01/24/2023 (Tue) 05:35 [Preview] No.662774 del
Crunchy peanut butter is just smooth peanut butter with some peanut chunks added in, thus its more expensive to produce.

Typical crunchy fanatic mong

NEET 01/24/2023 (Tue) 05:37 [Preview] No.662775 del
I'm gonna add chunks to your smooth to annoy you

NEET 01/24/2023 (Tue) 05:38 [Preview] No.662776 del
Eating crunchy peanut butter protects you from anal rape

NEET 01/24/2023 (Tue) 05:39 [Preview] No.662777 del
It should be cheaper since they don't do the job properly.

NEET 01/24/2023 (Tue) 05:40 [Preview] No.662778 del
A dog has never lied to me.

NEET 01/24/2023 (Tue) 05:41 [Preview] No.662779 del
Has a dog ever told you the truth?

NEET 01/24/2023 (Tue) 05:42 [Preview] No.662780 del
Crunchy peanut butter NEETs should be shoahed.

NEET 01/24/2023 (Tue) 05:43 [Preview] No.662781 del
Yes. I've asked dogs how they're feeling and they say they're feeling "rough".

NEET 01/24/2023 (Tue) 05:44 [Preview] No.662782 del
Death to the smoothies!

NEET 01/24/2023 (Tue) 05:44 [Preview] No.662783 del
I can't argue with that.

NEET 01/24/2023 (Tue) 05:46 [Preview] No.662784 del
You'll be the first up against the wall.

NEET 01/24/2023 (Tue) 05:47 [Preview] No.662785 del
I might get into waste management.

NEET 01/24/2023 (Tue) 05:48 [Preview] No.662786 del
You'll be too busy wiping smooth peanut butter all over your genitals to catch me.

NEET 01/24/2023 (Tue) 05:48 [Preview] No.662787 del
Might join the public service

NEET 01/24/2023 (Tue) 05:49 [Preview] No.662788 del
white sergeant armour

NEET 01/24/2023 (Tue) 05:50 [Preview] No.662789 del
They will never find your remains.

NEET 01/24/2023 (Tue) 05:51 [Preview] No.662790 del
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NEET 01/24/2023 (Tue) 05:59 [Preview] No.662791 del
Well bantered.

NEET 01/24/2023 (Tue) 06:02 [Preview] No.662792 del
Went and got me a spoonful of chunky peanut butter just 'cause of this thread.

NEET 01/24/2023 (Tue) 06:05 [Preview] No.662794 del
My name is Buck.

NEET 01/24/2023 (Tue) 06:08 [Preview] No.662795 del

NEET 01/24/2023 (Tue) 06:09 [Preview] No.662796 del

NEET 01/24/2023 (Tue) 06:09 [Preview] No.662797 del
I was hoping for a vile

NEET 01/24/2023 (Tue) 06:11 [Preview] No.662798 del
Rated V for Vile

NEET 01/24/2023 (Tue) 06:14 [Preview] No.662799 del
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NEET 01/24/2023 (Tue) 06:17 [Preview] No.662800 del

NEET 01/24/2023 (Tue) 06:23 [Preview] No.662801 del
Whoa is Tony in the mafia?!

NEET 01/24/2023 (Tue) 06:24 [Preview] No.662802 del
He's in waste management. There's no such thing as the mafia.

NEET 01/24/2023 (Tue) 06:24 [Preview] No.662803 del
The guns are for protection against bears.

NEET 01/24/2023 (Tue) 06:25 [Preview] No.662804 del
He seems like an honest businessman and family man to me.

NEET 01/24/2023 (Tue) 06:29 [Preview] No.662805 del
I'm going to become a plague carrier.

NEET 01/24/2023 (Tue) 06:30 [Preview] No.662806 del
Humid in my pants.

NEET 01/24/2023 (Tue) 06:33 [Preview] No.662807 del

NEET 01/24/2023 (Tue) 06:33 [Preview] No.662808 del
I want to try that coffee that comes in bean form.

NEET 01/24/2023 (Tue) 06:36 [Preview] No.662809 del
Kopi luwak?

NEET 01/24/2023 (Tue) 06:37 [Preview] No.662810 del
I mean from the bags of coffee beans you can buy at the supermarket.

NEET 01/24/2023 (Tue) 06:42 [Preview] No.662811 del
you then have to grind it into powder

NEET 01/24/2023 (Tue) 06:45 [Preview] No.662812 del
You could make coffee bean soup

NEET 01/24/2023 (Tue) 06:46 [Preview] No.662813 del
stronk soup

NEET 01/24/2023 (Tue) 06:46 [Preview] No.662814 del
or dip them in chocolate

NEET 01/24/2023 (Tue) 06:50 [Preview] No.662815 del
I'll dip you in chocolate

NEET 01/24/2023 (Tue) 06:51 [Preview] No.662816 del
and then hundreds and thousands

NEET 01/24/2023 (Tue) 06:59 [Preview] No.662817 del
Then dip them in KFC.

NEET 01/24/2023 (Tue) 06:59 [Preview] No.662818 del

NEET 01/24/2023 (Tue) 06:59 [Preview] No.662819 del
Possum called me his little chocolate lamington once.

NEET 01/24/2023 (Tue) 07:01 [Preview] No.662820 del
Lucky NEET.

NEET 01/24/2023 (Tue) 07:02 [Preview] No.662821 del
he meant poo sponge

NEET 01/24/2023 (Tue) 07:11 [Preview] No.662822 del
My greatest regret about my sheltered upbringing is that I don't know many racist jokes. The only boong joke I know is about the hitchiker being driven through multiple fences to get the boong. Do neets know any others?

NEET 01/24/2023 (Tue) 07:15 [Preview] No.662823 del
Some of us can only dream of such things.

NEET 01/24/2023 (Tue) 07:16 [Preview] No.662824 del
What do you call a boong by himself on a reef?
What do you call a bunch of boongs jumping off a cliff?
How do you stop a boong from drowning?
Take your foot off his head

NEET 01/24/2023 (Tue) 07:18 [Preview] No.662825 del
What do you call a boong hanging from a tree?
An abocado
What do you call a boong going down a water slide?
In primary school a kid actually told these as jokes in front of the class.

NEET 01/24/2023 (Tue) 07:19 [Preview] No.662826 del
based kid

NEET 01/24/2023 (Tue) 07:19 [Preview] No.662827 del
In year 3 we had a teacher who would tell us Irish jokes and then scream at us for telling boong jokes.
It was quite confusing.

NEET 01/24/2023 (Tue) 07:20 [Preview] No.662828 del
was he irish?

NEET 01/24/2023 (Tue) 07:21 [Preview] No.662829 del
In grade 4 I had a teacher calling them Abos, then when she went on long service leave we had another teacher and I said Abo in front of her and got in trouble. Confused the fuck out of me at the time.

NEET 01/24/2023 (Tue) 07:22 [Preview] No.662830 del
One of my teachers was a French Jewess and she used to tell Jew jokes.

NEET 01/24/2023 (Tue) 07:22 [Preview] No.662831 del
She was not

NEET 01/24/2023 (Tue) 07:23 [Preview] No.662832 del
I remember thinking that Abo was the polite term for boong and being shocked to find some people consider it offensive. Same with retard being the polite term for mong/minda.

NEET 01/24/2023 (Tue) 07:23 [Preview] No.662833 del
Abo was the polite word that replaced boong when I was a kid.

NEET 01/24/2023 (Tue) 07:25 [Preview] No.662834 del
It's a constant cycle of replacing a mean word with a polite word, just for people to start using the polite word in a mean way - thus making it a mean word. Mong to retard to special. I'm sure special is a mean word to use as well now.

NEET 01/24/2023 (Tue) 07:26 [Preview] No.662835 del
Any of you watching TLOU?

NEET 01/24/2023 (Tue) 07:26 [Preview] No.662836 del
My dad had the same trouble when he herded mongs, It was the Spastic Association and then they started calling them slow learners and he kept getting in trouble for saying spastic.
Todays pc word is tomorrows insult.

NEET 01/24/2023 (Tue) 07:26 [Preview] No.662837 del
>as well now
It was more than a decade ago when I was in highschool. I think it is part of why "intellectual disability" has survived so long is that it is difficult to use as an insult.

NEET 01/24/2023 (Tue) 07:28 [Preview] No.662838 del
One of my teachers was a De La Salle Brother, don't recall him ever telling a joke.

NEET 01/24/2023 (Tue) 07:29 [Preview] No.662839 del

NEET 01/24/2023 (Tue) 07:29 [Preview] No.662840 del
It's so tiring. It's to the point that people are using a sentence worth of words where one or two would suffice. I think the disabled in intellectually disabled is verbotten or will be in the near future. Like how people aren't handicapped, they're handicapable. No cunt, you can't walk up stairs. You're handicapped.

NEET 01/24/2023 (Tue) 07:32 [Preview] No.662841 del
Handicapable makes it sound like they can wank.

NEET 01/24/2023 (Tue) 07:32 [Preview] No.662842 del
>Yeah, he's a handicapable class mong so keep some tissues with you

NEET 01/24/2023 (Tue) 07:33 [Preview] No.662843 del
Might cum in my hand and throw it at weber.

NEET 01/24/2023 (Tue) 07:34 [Preview] No.662844 del
You will never penetrate his anti-cum field.

NEET 01/24/2023 (Tue) 07:35 [Preview] No.662845 del
Weber called me over but then turned up his shield belt when I approached him once.

NEET 01/24/2023 (Tue) 07:41 [Preview] No.662846 del
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NEET 01/24/2023 (Tue) 07:42 [Preview] No.662847 del

NEET 01/24/2023 (Tue) 07:49 [Preview] No.662848 del
I was referring to the scene in Dune.

NEET 01/24/2023 (Tue) 07:52 [Preview] No.662849 del
I'd get sued for copyright if I draw that

NEET 01/24/2023 (Tue) 07:57 [Preview] No.662850 del
I just want to join in

NEET 01/24/2023 (Tue) 07:58 [Preview] No.662851 del

NEET 01/24/2023 (Tue) 07:58 [Preview] No.662852 del
thicc clappers

NEET 01/24/2023 (Tue) 07:59 [Preview] No.662853 del
how was your day?

NEET 01/24/2023 (Tue) 07:59 [Preview] No.662854 del
aboringinal anal

NEET 01/24/2023 (Tue) 07:59 [Preview] No.662855 del
It was alright, and yours?

NEET 01/24/2023 (Tue) 07:59 [Preview] No.662856 del
I was beaten and tortured by WomboSec goons for using his likeness in a drawing on /ausneets/ once.

NEET 01/24/2023 (Tue) 08:00 [Preview] No.662857 del

NEET 01/24/2023 (Tue) 08:03 [Preview] No.662858 del

NEET 01/24/2023 (Tue) 08:11 [Preview] No.662859 del
Comment on reddit about Alice Springs. Could it be true?:

>I was there in the mid eighties and bottle shops used to sell shrink-wrapped metho and lemonade in a special fridge right in the middle of the drive through.

NEET 01/24/2023 (Tue) 08:12 [Preview] No.662860 del
Sophisticated cultural era.

NEET 01/24/2023 (Tue) 08:14 [Preview] No.662861 del
I've heard rumours about that stuff for ages but I've never known anyone trustworthy who claimed to have seen it themselves. I used to live up in FNQ and have known lots of people from boong areas for context.

NEET 01/24/2023 (Tue) 08:16 [Preview] No.662862 del
Some places do seem to go bad though, there's a few boong towns in the country here that are like 3rd world places with the garbage and damage to buildings.

NEET 01/24/2023 (Tue) 08:19 [Preview] No.662863 del
>My dad was a policeman on the beat in Glebe Point Road in Sydney many years ago which encompassed Belmore Park near Central Station and I remember him saying that the "winos" used to mix boot polish with their metho to give it a bigger kick.

NEET 01/24/2023 (Tue) 08:23 [Preview] No.662864 del
From my experience something happens once and then in hindsight is treated like it was the norm.

NEET 01/24/2023 (Tue) 08:26 [Preview] No.662865 del
I slandered Possum once.

NEET 01/24/2023 (Tue) 08:29 [Preview] No.662866 del
He did forgive you.

NEET 01/24/2023 (Tue) 08:31 [Preview] No.662867 del
He is a good man.

NEET 01/24/2023 (Tue) 08:35 [Preview] No.662868 del
>like 3rd world places with the garbage and damage to buildings
Fuck me dead mate, I know that! I used to live in places like that. I've seen boongs tear up the floorboards of their government houses for firewood. Bottles and cans were scattered everywhere, boongs would pelt the stray dogs with them. The boongs and islanders would fight each other with sling shots. People got fucked up with star pickets, cane knives and shit. Full on medieval. A boong down the road broke his girlfriends legs with a hammer so she could claim disability. I know full well what boong towns are like. I have never known anyone I trust to have actually claimed to have seen refrigerated metho however. Boongs got fucked up on it but once you're at that point, I don't think you care about it being refrigerated.

NEET 01/24/2023 (Tue) 08:37 [Preview] No.662869 del
Nice rant.

NEET 01/24/2023 (Tue) 08:39 [Preview] No.662870 del
I must admit I am a touch offended that he underestimated my knowledge of boongs as much as that.

NEET 01/24/2023 (Tue) 08:43 [Preview] No.662872 del
Drinking methanol once leaves you completely physically blind, if it doesn't kill you.
I'm sure random boongs have tried it, but I doubt it's an endemic problem or something that whites are actively exploiting.

NEET 01/24/2023 (Tue) 08:48 [Preview] No.662873 del
Giant man?

NEET 01/24/2023 (Tue) 08:51 [Preview] No.662874 del
Maybe you should read posts twice before you go into full blown rants.

NEET 01/24/2023 (Tue) 08:52 [Preview] No.662875 del
>whites are actively exploiting
You won't get any pudding if you don't finish your chilled metho and lemonade.

NEET 01/24/2023 (Tue) 08:54 [Preview] No.662876 del
Hmmm, it seems I am wrong about our metho:
>Advice from the Poisons Information Centre indicates that by law, Australian methylated spirits
cannot contain more than 5% methanol and most do not contain methanol at all.

NEET 01/24/2023 (Tue) 08:55 [Preview] No.662877 del
Metho lite.

NEET 01/24/2023 (Tue) 08:59 [Preview] No.662878 del
>A boong down the road broke his girlfriends legs with a hammer so she could claim disability.
Imagine having the claim denied and losing both arms.

NEET 01/24/2023 (Tue) 09:00 [Preview] No.662879 del
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NEET 01/24/2023 (Tue) 09:04 [Preview] No.662880 del
>Takeaway sales of alcohol will be banned on Monday and Tuesday and further restrictions will apply on the other days between 3pm and 7pm. People will only be allowed one purchase per day.
Whitey gets to suffer because some boongs can't control themselves.

NEET 01/24/2023 (Tue) 09:07 [Preview] No.662881 del
You need to start fitting in a bit better.

NEET 01/24/2023 (Tue) 09:08 [Preview] No.662882 del
Metho (non-chilled) will be flying off the shelves.

NEET 01/24/2023 (Tue) 09:16 [Preview] No.662883 del
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>one purchase per day.

NEET 01/24/2023 (Tue) 09:19 [Preview] No.662884 del
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If you're buying alcohol at 9 on monday morning you're already an honorary boong.

NEET 01/24/2023 (Tue) 09:21 [Preview] No.662885 del
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>buying alcohol at 9 on monday morning

NEET 01/24/2023 (Tue) 09:22 [Preview] No.662886 del
I can see the pain. Woe.

NEET 01/24/2023 (Tue) 09:29 [Preview] No.662887 del
What do you do all day neets?

NEET 01/24/2023 (Tue) 09:32 [Preview] No.662888 del
Livin' the dream.

NEET 01/24/2023 (Tue) 09:39 [Preview] No.662889 del
At the neet compound we will have an animal bar for the wizzy poster and any other non-whites

NEET 01/24/2023 (Tue) 09:48 [Preview] No.662891 del
not much

NEET 01/24/2023 (Tue) 10:02 [Preview] No.662892 del
listening to minecraft music. I still find it haunted, even though I haven't really played the game in 10+ years

NEET 01/24/2023 (Tue) 10:05 [Preview] No.662893 del
I turn the music off and listen to podcasts or Youtube videos while playing Minecraft.
Minecraft music is a bit spooky.

NEET 01/24/2023 (Tue) 10:09 [Preview] No.662894 del
I loved playing the game and having my own private world with nobody else to intrude upon me. It suited my schizoid nature.

NEET 01/24/2023 (Tue) 10:15 [Preview] No.662895 del
I like when it’s not daylight savings and it’s dark outside and I can get to sleep at a much more reasonable hour.

NEET 01/24/2023 (Tue) 10:16 [Preview] No.662896 del
A firework went off right outside my window. I heard the whine of its approach before it exploded.
It is like being in the trenches in World War 1. Bad home life.

NEET 01/24/2023 (Tue) 10:16 [Preview] No.662897 del
I can smell the gunpowder.

NEET 01/24/2023 (Tue) 10:18 [Preview] No.662898 del
Return fire!

NEET 01/24/2023 (Tue) 10:29 [Preview] No.662899 del
>The Opposition Leader – who has been accused of playing politics with the issue – has also called for the government to send in Australian Federal Police and other emergency services to restore law and order.
>“It’s not a race thing. It’s a law and order and crime problem,” Mr Dutton told Nine.

based dutton. how are boongs such complete savages? they seem worse than most african countries. how lefty inner city types blame whitey is beyond me
boongs will still be spear chuckin noongas in 100 years

NEET 01/24/2023 (Tue) 10:31 [Preview] No.662900 del
> boongs will still be spear chuckin noongas in 100 years
They don’t even have those skills anymore

NEET 01/24/2023 (Tue) 10:31 [Preview] No.662901 del
Its the hottentots.

NEET 01/24/2023 (Tue) 10:43 [Preview] No.662902 del
Another day of unimpressive performance. Time to find a comfy youtube video and try and fall asleep

NEET 01/24/2023 (Tue) 10:44 [Preview] No.662903 del
You are too harsh on yourself NEET. You are doing the best you can. Get a fridge meme.

NEET 01/24/2023 (Tue) 10:47 [Preview] No.662904 del
Same. Things have improved with mummybot though after she had a big bitching session about auntybot. Garn gym now, mood slightly improved

NEET 01/24/2023 (Tue) 10:50 [Preview] No.662905 del
fark, forgot to workout with my dumbbells. Well, there's always tomorrow

NEET 01/24/2023 (Tue) 10:54 [Preview] No.662906 del
Watching YouTube tributes to The Sopranos.
What a show. It takes up a big part of my mental space.

NEET 01/24/2023 (Tue) 11:01 [Preview] No.662907 del
italians aren't white

NEET 01/24/2023 (Tue) 11:03 [Preview] No.662908 del
A low quality remark.

NEET 01/24/2023 (Tue) 11:12 [Preview] No.662909 del
Can you get gabagool at the Woolies deli?

NEET 01/24/2023 (Tue) 11:33 [Preview] No.662910 del
You can get salmonella there, I know that.

NEET 01/24/2023 (Tue) 11:36 [Preview] No.662911 del
>thinking about all the deli qts I've been infatuated with

NEET 01/24/2023 (Tue) 12:08 [Preview] No.662912 del
I'm more interested in the slices of silverside and the cheese kranskies.

NEET 01/24/2023 (Tue) 12:10 [Preview] No.662913 del
Arm day complete. There were some smoking hot ~18 year olds in tennis skirts there, desire to rape was high

NEET 01/24/2023 (Tue) 12:23 [Preview] No.662914 del
Well done.

NEET 01/24/2023 (Tue) 12:37 [Preview] No.662915 del
Haven't lost any weight so far this month

NEET 01/24/2023 (Tue) 12:39 [Preview] No.662916 del
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just took a fat shit

NEET 01/24/2023 (Tue) 12:54 [Preview] No.662917 del
Will the shops be busier tomorrow because Thursday is a public holiday? Want some NEET treats.

NEET 01/24/2023 (Tue) 14:13 [Preview] No.662918 del
I never understood how vegitarians get fat, but turns out they just eat a ton of empty carbs.
I saw one the other week, his blood sugar was visibly out of control, he suffered bouts of weakness and hunger, also he was always cutting himself on nothing and bleeding like water.

Why don't the vegitarians eat beans?

NEET 01/24/2023 (Tue) 18:51 [Preview] No.662919 del
They also eat a lot of fat from avocado and cheese and olive oil.

NEET 01/24/2023 (Tue) 18:52 [Preview] No.662920 del
Little bit

NEET 01/24/2023 (Tue) 18:53 [Preview] No.662921 del
morning neetbros

NEET 01/24/2023 (Tue) 18:58 [Preview] No.662922 del
there's some mong screaming off in the distance

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NEET 01/24/2023 (Tue) 19:42 [Preview] No.662924 del
Bad home area

NEET 01/24/2023 (Tue) 19:42 [Preview] No.662925 del
Garn get one of those fancy bakery cheesecakes from coles for breakfast. You neets want anything?

NEET 01/24/2023 (Tue) 20:03 [Preview] No.662926 del
I need to do some washing and put air in the tyres and some other stuff

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NEET 01/24/2023 (Tue) 20:10 [Preview] No.662928 del
>Anthony Albanese announces controversial grog restrictions to stem 'out of control' violence in an outback town - as Waleed Aly makes pointed remark about the area's 'white' top cop

NEET 01/24/2023 (Tue) 20:11 [Preview] No.662929 del
Good morning NEETs.

NEET 01/24/2023 (Tue) 20:12 [Preview] No.662930 del
Tiffin! No!
>Australian soldier removed from secretive anti-terror program over sexual harassment allegations

NEET 01/24/2023 (Tue) 20:17 [Preview] No.662931 del
30L of air please.

NEET 01/24/2023 (Tue) 20:18 [Preview] No.662932 del
Another one please.

NEET 01/24/2023 (Tue) 20:23 [Preview] No.662933 del
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Was this you uploading stuff, moofieNEET?

NEET 01/24/2023 (Tue) 20:24 [Preview] No.662934 del
>Waleed Aly
fuck I hate that shit coloured little twerp

NEET 01/24/2023 (Tue) 20:26 [Preview] No.662935 del

NEET 01/24/2023 (Tue) 20:28 [Preview] No.662936 del
I wanted it to fuck his shit up.

NEET 01/24/2023 (Tue) 20:31 [Preview] No.662937 del
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Reply with this image to their custom support.

NEET 01/24/2023 (Tue) 20:31 [Preview] No.662938 del

NEET 01/24/2023 (Tue) 20:32 [Preview] No.662939 del
I uploaded a bunch of movies last night yes. I didn't realise there was a limit like that. I'll do it more slowly in future, sorry.

NEET 01/24/2023 (Tue) 20:34 [Preview] No.662940 del
>Read the vile texts a pervert who barrages NUNS with lewd calls and obscene messages sent to a terrified victim

NEET 01/24/2023 (Tue) 20:35 [Preview] No.662941 del
It's not a limit, just a threshold where the monitoring system lets you know something might be up with the server.

NEET 01/24/2023 (Tue) 20:40 [Preview] No.662942 del
His own private Lifeline.

NEET 01/24/2023 (Tue) 20:42 [Preview] No.662944 del
The police did good work that night.

NEET 01/24/2023 (Tue) 20:52 [Preview] No.662945 del
I trimmed my nose hairs with scissors and now the little stubble bits are irritating my nostrils.

NEET 01/24/2023 (Tue) 20:57 [Preview] No.662946 del
Jam chewing gum up there and tear the rest out.

NEET 01/24/2023 (Tue) 21:24 [Preview] No.662947 del
Now there's an idea.

NEET 01/24/2023 (Tue) 21:24 [Preview] No.662948 del
I put a load of washing on and took the recycling outside. Might actually be a productive day.

NEET 01/24/2023 (Tue) 21:26 [Preview] No.662949 del
ENT doctors hate this one simple trick.

NEET 01/24/2023 (Tue) 21:28 [Preview] No.662951 del
Do they even serve curry in prison?

NEET 01/24/2023 (Tue) 21:28 [Preview] No.662952 del
>Might actually be a productive day.
I am going to try to finish off most of the waterproofing today. About 70% of the way there. I am going to pay someone to finish less than 5% near the electrical wires, if I can finish the rest of what I want done today.

NEET 01/24/2023 (Tue) 21:29 [Preview] No.662953 del
A more concerning question I have is whether the curry smell can stick to the concrete cells?

NEET 01/24/2023 (Tue) 21:30 [Preview] No.662954 del
Good luck, NEET. Hopefully it is not too hot there.

NEET 01/24/2023 (Tue) 21:36 [Preview] No.662955 del
Thank you and good luck with your day too.

NEET 01/24/2023 (Tue) 21:57 [Preview] No.662956 del
>Things have improved with mummybot t
Good to hear.

NEET 01/24/2023 (Tue) 22:09 [Preview] No.662957 del
Smart, then you can reuse the chewie.

NEET 01/24/2023 (Tue) 23:48 [Preview] No.662958 del
finally having a mondster

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NEET 01/24/2023 (Tue) 23:52 [Preview] No.662960 del
pretty sure it would be legal to shoot those creatures

NEET 01/24/2023 (Tue) 23:53 [Preview] No.662961 del
Edgy boy

NEET 01/24/2023 (Tue) 23:54 [Preview] No.662962 del
if you saw those coming towards you on the foggy moor you'd shid

NEET 01/24/2023 (Tue) 23:55 [Preview] No.662963 del
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NEET 01/24/2023 (Tue) 23:56 [Preview] No.662964 del
noun [mur]

1. an expanse of open rolling infertile land
2.a boggy area; especially: one that is peaty and dominated by grasses and sedges

if you saw those coming towards you on the foggy moor you'd shid

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NEET 01/25/2023 (Wed) 00:53 [Preview] No.662967 del
Brought the washing in and folded it.

NEET 01/25/2023 (Wed) 00:54 [Preview] No.662968 del
Thank you.

NEET 01/25/2023 (Wed) 00:55 [Preview] No.662969 del
Well done, time to relax now.

NEET 01/25/2023 (Wed) 00:56 [Preview] No.662970 del
No, I still have to put air in the car tyres and pack my bag for my trip to Motherbat's.

NEET 01/25/2023 (Wed) 01:44 [Preview] No.662971 del
fuck this heat

NEET 01/25/2023 (Wed) 01:44 [Preview] No.662972 del
>trip to Motherbat's.
Are you staying the whole weekend?

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NEET 01/25/2023 (Wed) 01:46 [Preview] No.662974 del
I'll come back home on Sunday, as I have a meeting on Monday morning.

NEET 01/25/2023 (Wed) 01:48 [Preview] No.662975 del
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NEET 01/25/2023 (Wed) 01:51 [Preview] No.662976 del
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Ok neets, tomorrow night womboflix is streaming Wake In Fright (1971) for Australia Day, and you'll get to see what the country used to be like. Then on Saturday we have the historical drama Evita (1996), where Madonna stars as Eva Peron. Finally on Sunday, one of my favourite movies ever - Aliens (1986).

NEET 01/25/2023 (Wed) 01:52 [Preview] No.662977 del
Scored 12 chicken schnitzels at coles for $10.50, gonna make a bunch of parmas and freeze them.

NEET 01/25/2023 (Wed) 01:55 [Preview] No.662978 del
Can I have one please?

NEET 01/25/2023 (Wed) 01:57 [Preview] No.662980 del
Choke on them, you selfish prick.

NEET 01/25/2023 (Wed) 02:02 [Preview] No.662981 del
Back on the midnight broadcast. I keep wanting to stop, but never can.

NEET 01/25/2023 (Wed) 02:05 [Preview] No.662982 del
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NEET 01/25/2023 (Wed) 02:36 [Preview] No.662983 del
>Madonna stars as Eva Peron

NEET 01/25/2023 (Wed) 02:38 [Preview] No.662984 del
Good score neet.

NEET 01/25/2023 (Wed) 02:38 [Preview] No.662985 del
If I had some I'd share them with you.

NEET 01/25/2023 (Wed) 02:41 [Preview] No.662986 del
I know you would, NEET.

NEET 01/25/2023 (Wed) 02:42 [Preview] No.662987 del
I had some raspberries.

NEET 01/25/2023 (Wed) 02:46 [Preview] No.662988 del
Ok of curiousity, how many zoomers here have not seen the movie Aliens (1986) before?

NEET 01/25/2023 (Wed) 02:49 [Preview] No.662989 del
This Gen X/Millennial cusper hasn't seen it.

NEET 01/25/2023 (Wed) 02:50 [Preview] No.662990 del
I'll cusp you.

NEET 01/25/2023 (Wed) 02:55 [Preview] No.662991 del
50 days on the wagon bros

NEET 01/25/2023 (Wed) 02:57 [Preview] No.662992 del
Good work.

NEET 01/25/2023 (Wed) 03:04 [Preview] No.662993 del
Good job.

NEET 01/25/2023 (Wed) 03:04 [Preview] No.662994 del
put air in the car tyres and packed my shit up
having a pipeline punch

NEET 01/25/2023 (Wed) 03:07 [Preview] No.662995 del
Good work Chad.

NEET 01/25/2023 (Wed) 03:26 [Preview] No.662998 del
>An Adelaide teenager accused of plotting a mass killing was allegedly caught near Rundle Mall armed with weapons including a Molotov cocktail.
>He was apprehended by police from the Counter Terrorism and Security Section near Rundle Mall just after midnight on January 20, whilst allegedly looking for an industrial bin he could set fire to, in order to create a diversion of emergency response crews while he attacked the target location by Molotov cocktail.
>According to the documents, the boy — who is in the care of the Department for Child Protection — told a youth worker the night before "he was going out and 'killing so many people I will be on the news tomorrow'".

NEET 01/25/2023 (Wed) 03:38 [Preview] No.663000 del
I love celebrating colonisation and 1st world nation building as much as the next neo-nazi incel boongslayer, but the commercialised simplification of Aussie culture to beaches, VBs and Cold Chisel is also problematic

NEET 01/25/2023 (Wed) 03:40 [Preview] No.663001 del
a retarded word

NEET 01/25/2023 (Wed) 03:54 [Preview] No.663003 del
Going to have a mango

NEET 01/25/2023 (Wed) 04:02 [Preview] No.663005 del
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Good idea cuz.

NEET 01/25/2023 (Wed) 04:08 [Preview] No.663006 del
The only crunch I want is the crunch of the head of filthy crunchers.

NEET 01/25/2023 (Wed) 04:09 [Preview] No.663007 del
It's just a cup of cawfee!

NEET 01/25/2023 (Wed) 04:16 [Preview] No.663008 del
What did the boong say to the Irishman?
Hello brother

NEET 01/25/2023 (Wed) 04:19 [Preview] No.663009 del

NEET 01/25/2023 (Wed) 04:20 [Preview] No.663010 del
Looking at defence jobs again

NEET 01/25/2023 (Wed) 04:22 [Preview] No.663011 del
Doing what, exactly?

NEET 01/25/2023 (Wed) 04:22 [Preview] No.663012 del
do their interests align with yours, white man?

NEET 01/25/2023 (Wed) 04:25 [Preview] No.663013 del
We will need more seemen after we get these new subs.

NEET 01/25/2023 (Wed) 04:29 [Preview] No.663014 del
computer related stuff?

NEET 01/25/2023 (Wed) 04:29 [Preview] No.663015 del
Tank crew, infantry, something that attracts women

I'm scared of drowning

NEET 01/25/2023 (Wed) 04:29 [Preview] No.663016 del
I wouldn't mind getting a government related job that required a security clearance, it'd help protect my job from being offshored or replaced by a visa pajeet

NEET 01/25/2023 (Wed) 04:34 [Preview] No.663017 del
I don't think I would fit in a tank. I might not fit through the hatch.

NEET 01/25/2023 (Wed) 04:34 [Preview] No.663018 del
I'm sure you'd be a great little army man.

NEET 01/25/2023 (Wed) 04:34 [Preview] No.663019 del
I hope you neets will give defence neet a good character reference when asio investigates whether he should be granted a security clearance.

NEET 01/25/2023 (Wed) 04:35 [Preview] No.663020 del
Tony's mum is reminding me of my great-grandma.

NEET 01/25/2023 (Wed) 04:38 [Preview] No.663021 del
Good point, I might be too tall

I am sure my publicly documented addiction, mental health, employment and social issues will show I have the resilience it takes to prosper on the battlefield

NEET 01/25/2023 (Wed) 04:39 [Preview] No.663022 del
Keep that up and they might send you straight to the SAS.

NEET 01/25/2023 (Wed) 04:45 [Preview] No.663023 del
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NEET 01/25/2023 (Wed) 04:49 [Preview] No.663024 del
I like it, kek.

NEET 01/25/2023 (Wed) 04:50 [Preview] No.663025 del
Going to have a slice of CHEESE

NEET 01/25/2023 (Wed) 04:50 [Preview] No.663026 del
Exercise your right of return to Israel and they might put you in that Downie unit.

NEET 01/25/2023 (Wed) 04:51 [Preview] No.663027 del

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NEET 01/25/2023 (Wed) 04:58 [Preview] No.663032 del
I take a small bite out of blueberries then suck out their guts.

NEET 01/25/2023 (Wed) 05:06 [Preview] No.663033 del
sirs pls do the posting

NEET 01/25/2023 (Wed) 05:12 [Preview] No.663034 del
I went through my receipt from this morning's shopping and it reminded me of the two boxes of honeycomb magnums (half price) I put in the freezer. I had forgotten about them.
I was craving something sweet too.

NEET 01/25/2023 (Wed) 05:13 [Preview] No.663035 del
Sounds violent.

NEET 01/25/2023 (Wed) 05:14 [Preview] No.663036 del
>magnums (half price
good pick up

NEET 01/25/2023 (Wed) 05:15 [Preview] No.663037 del
I phoned the state government concession line again. They botched my electricity concession so I didn't get it on my latest bill. This is after they botched my water concession the first time too.
This time it was because the woman I spoke to last time managed to get three numbers wrong on the 12 digit number I quoted to her. If there was any confusion about what she heard she should have read it back to me after to confirm it was correct. But no, she just typed in any old combination of numbers, said goodbye and then I didn't get my concession payment.
Hopefully it is fixed now. The guy said I will be backpaid the missing one.

NEET 01/25/2023 (Wed) 05:16 [Preview] No.663038 del
They are one of the things I only buy half price. You can't justify the full price. That is the case for many things these days.

NEET 01/25/2023 (Wed) 05:18 [Preview] No.663039 del
I am having one of the magnums now. It is a bit too salty.

NEET 01/25/2023 (Wed) 05:19 [Preview] No.663040 del
I don't think I have ever paid full price for Bonds undies and socks, or for brand name chips.

NEET 01/25/2023 (Wed) 05:20 [Preview] No.663041 del
>I will be backpaid
Good to hear.

NEET 01/25/2023 (Wed) 05:31 [Preview] No.663042 del
I don't know why they add so much salt to desserts these days.
That salt bae might be involved.

NEET 01/25/2023 (Wed) 05:44 [Preview] No.663043 del
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>bought a lovely chocolate pudding mixture
>don't have the butter it needs on the ingredients, so use a bit of canola oil instead
>pudding is as ruined as a virgin neets arsehole after a thursday nigh council meeting
Why am I such a mong?

NEET 01/25/2023 (Wed) 05:45 [Preview] No.663044 del
how jewish do you have to be to be able to move to israel? Asking for a m8

NEET 01/25/2023 (Wed) 05:45 [Preview] No.663045 del
A combo of milk and oil might have substituted correctly for the butter. In the right proportions. In the right hands.

NEET 01/25/2023 (Wed) 05:48 [Preview] No.663046 del
You need at least one Jewish grandparent.

NEET 01/25/2023 (Wed) 05:50 [Preview] No.663047 del
Aboriginals are the lost thirteenth tribe and anyone can identify as a boong these days.
Worth a try anyway.

NEET 01/25/2023 (Wed) 05:50 [Preview] No.663048 del
I only sniff kosher petrol.

NEET 01/25/2023 (Wed) 05:53 [Preview] No.663049 del
>she should have read it back to me after to confirm it was correct.
You should have asked her to.
Don't blame a mong for being a mong, blame yourself for poor management of mong interaction.

NEET 01/25/2023 (Wed) 06:18 [Preview] No.663050 del
Thank you. I do not recall ever hearing that word.

NEET 01/25/2023 (Wed) 06:18 [Preview] No.663051 del
I like those remixes.

NEET 01/25/2023 (Wed) 06:18 [Preview] No.663052 del
Mr Miyagi once said there is no such thing as a bad mong, only bad mong herders

NEET 01/25/2023 (Wed) 06:19 [Preview] No.663053 del
Looking forward to it.

NEET 01/25/2023 (Wed) 06:20 [Preview] No.663054 del

NEET 01/25/2023 (Wed) 06:22 [Preview] No.663055 del
Sad story.

I wonder if she will overtake Nadia's position.

Straight to the goon bags!

NEET 01/25/2023 (Wed) 06:35 [Preview] No.663056 del

NEET 01/25/2023 (Wed) 06:37 [Preview] No.663057 del
>if she will overtake Nadia's position
Maybe they will team up and write about their lesbian experiences.

NEET 01/25/2023 (Wed) 06:37 [Preview] No.663058 del

NEET 01/25/2023 (Wed) 06:39 [Preview] No.663059 del
That would make me sad, but it is entirely possible Cave Troll would have that collaboration. Cave troll needs her self-discovery articles first to realign herself to Nadia's lifestyle path.

NEET 01/25/2023 (Wed) 06:44 [Preview] No.663060 del
stop enabling them by reading their crap

NEET 01/25/2023 (Wed) 06:49 [Preview] No.663061 del
You seem very brown and snakelike.

NEET 01/25/2023 (Wed) 06:55 [Preview] No.663062 del
How does he?

NEET 01/25/2023 (Wed) 06:58 [Preview] No.663063 del
I'm going to die soon.

NEET 01/25/2023 (Wed) 06:58 [Preview] No.663064 del
I only read the URL and title.

NEET 01/25/2023 (Wed) 07:04 [Preview] No.663065 del
What is happening?

NEET 01/25/2023 (Wed) 07:04 [Preview] No.663066 del

NEET 01/25/2023 (Wed) 07:04 [Preview] No.663067 del
Just in the mood.

NEET 01/25/2023 (Wed) 07:09 [Preview] No.663068 del
Struggle Street vs Housos - which was the superior?

NEET 01/25/2023 (Wed) 07:12 [Preview] No.663069 del
Struggle Street. Wonder where Michael is now

NEET 01/25/2023 (Wed) 07:15 [Preview] No.663070 del
Can't believe webby hasn't seen Aliens. What sort of world do we live in anyway?

NEET 01/25/2023 (Wed) 07:29 [Preview] No.663071 del
Tony's son is a dumb cunt. Get into the wine after PE.

NEET 01/25/2023 (Wed) 07:31 [Preview] No.663072 del
Penis Expansion?

NEET 01/25/2023 (Wed) 07:34 [Preview] No.663073 del
I thought he meant explosion

NEET 01/25/2023 (Wed) 07:38 [Preview] No.663074 del
Watching that episode where Michael is having a cry with his longneck at the bus stop trying to get to his mums funeral
Poor bloke

NEET 01/25/2023 (Wed) 07:39 [Preview] No.663075 del
i started dealing ice in order to beat inflation and the economy, somehow im moving up really fast, just made 3k last month tax free, and i barely worked a 13 days

NEET 01/25/2023 (Wed) 07:40 [Preview] No.663076 del
gizza dollar

NEET 01/25/2023 (Wed) 07:42 [Preview] No.663077 del
Applied to a job.

NEET 01/25/2023 (Wed) 07:43 [Preview] No.663078 del

NEET 01/25/2023 (Wed) 07:44 [Preview] No.663079 del
I hope your cover letter was better written.

NEET 01/25/2023 (Wed) 07:44 [Preview] No.663080 del
Excuse me? Better than what?

NEET 01/25/2023 (Wed) 07:45 [Preview] No.663081 del
You applied for a job, not to a job.

NEET 01/25/2023 (Wed) 07:49 [Preview] No.663082 del
la di da mr good english book learner man

NEET 01/25/2023 (Wed) 08:00 [Preview] No.663083 del
Very strange day.

NEET 01/25/2023 (Wed) 08:01 [Preview] No.663084 del

NEET 01/25/2023 (Wed) 08:01 [Preview] No.663085 del
Motherbat made her curry (more of a stew), and rice, and naan bread. Had peaches and custard and green jelly for pudding.

NEET 01/25/2023 (Wed) 08:02 [Preview] No.663086 del
Did you say thank you?

NEET 01/25/2023 (Wed) 08:04 [Preview] No.663087 del
No, I have to unfuck her phone afterwards. She has fat-fingered it into blocking everybody who messages or calls her.

NEET 01/25/2023 (Wed) 08:04 [Preview] No.663088 del
Say thank you.

NEET 01/25/2023 (Wed) 08:05 [Preview] No.663089 del
Lucky neet.

NEET 01/25/2023 (Wed) 08:07 [Preview] No.663090 del
lol, you stll better thank her.

NEET 01/25/2023 (Wed) 08:09 [Preview] No.663091 del

NEET 01/25/2023 (Wed) 08:10 [Preview] No.663092 del
And you give me shit about how I treat my Mum

NEET 01/25/2023 (Wed) 08:10 [Preview] No.663093 del
Me to Monk for not thanking motherbat.

NEET 01/25/2023 (Wed) 08:15 [Preview] No.663094 del
Shut the fuck up, Mongk.

NEET 01/25/2023 (Wed) 08:16 [Preview] No.663095 del
I did.

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NEET 01/25/2023 (Wed) 08:20 [Preview] No.663097 del
shit meme

NEET 01/25/2023 (Wed) 08:20 [Preview] No.663098 del
I am God's favourite drink driver.

NEET 01/25/2023 (Wed) 08:21 [Preview] No.663099 del
Okay tiktokNEET.

NEET 01/25/2023 (Wed) 08:24 [Preview] No.663100 del
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Were you this neet?

NEET 01/25/2023 (Wed) 08:25 [Preview] No.663101 del
We are many.

NEET 01/25/2023 (Wed) 08:26 [Preview] No.663102 del
One day we will lose one of our top Gooners.

NEET 01/25/2023 (Wed) 08:26 [Preview] No.663103 del
Not going to happen, they're protected by God.

NEET 01/25/2023 (Wed) 08:27 [Preview] No.663104 del
I imagine a porn parody called 'Top Gooner', starring tom booze

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NEET 01/25/2023 (Wed) 08:29 [Preview] No.663106 del
I'd watch it.

NEET 01/25/2023 (Wed) 08:30 [Preview] No.663107 del
Bird flew into my window, lmao.

NEET 01/25/2023 (Wed) 08:33 [Preview] No.663108 del
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Boong as "Rooster"

NEET 01/25/2023 (Wed) 08:39 [Preview] No.663109 del

NEET 01/25/2023 (Wed) 08:44 [Preview] No.663110 del
Left home with a simple objective, was waylaid by a local wizard.
Suffered an unrelated kitchen disaster

NEET 01/25/2023 (Wed) 08:45 [Preview] No.663111 del
Have fun.

NEET 01/25/2023 (Wed) 08:45 [Preview] No.663112 del
That feel

NEET 01/25/2023 (Wed) 08:49 [Preview] No.663113 del
>unrelated kitchen disaster
Spilt beans?

NEET 01/25/2023 (Wed) 08:51 [Preview] No.663114 del
Farted on the dog

NEET 01/25/2023 (Wed) 08:51 [Preview] No.663115 del
Wish we'd get some more drunk mong herder postings

NEET 01/25/2023 (Wed) 08:51 [Preview] No.663116 del
pre-emptive strike?

NEET 01/25/2023 (Wed) 08:53 [Preview] No.663117 del
had a turkish delight bar

NEET 01/25/2023 (Wed) 08:54 [Preview] No.663118 del
I'm one of the admirals of Nebraska.

NEET 01/25/2023 (Wed) 08:54 [Preview] No.663119 del
I ate too much roast dinner.

NEET 01/25/2023 (Wed) 08:59 [Preview] No.663120 del
pork, lamb or beef?

NEET 01/25/2023 (Wed) 09:00 [Preview] No.663121 del
Poor doggo.

NEET 01/25/2023 (Wed) 09:10 [Preview] No.663122 del
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Damn now I feel like some crackling.

NEET 01/25/2023 (Wed) 09:15 [Preview] No.663123 del
Live trout used as a vibrator.

NEET 01/25/2023 (Wed) 09:16 [Preview] No.663124 del
Didn't really think through what i was doing, achieved something stupid, now I've got a stupid prize for my trouble. Also a huge mess and a ton of glass wear to clean

NEET 01/25/2023 (Wed) 09:16 [Preview] No.663125 del
Very poor form

NEET 01/25/2023 (Wed) 09:20 [Preview] No.663126 del
Dominance hierarchies must be maintained. This is how we will keep order at the neet compound.

NEET 01/25/2023 (Wed) 09:22 [Preview] No.663127 del
would you bang abigail shapiro neets?

NEET 01/25/2023 (Wed) 09:28 [Preview] No.663128 del
Don't see why not.

NEET 01/25/2023 (Wed) 09:44 [Preview] No.663129 del
I just found the video of >>663123
It is some vile Tasmanian roastie.
I do not think I will even link it it is that vile. I didn't watch it all I just got to the start of the relevant part.

NEET 01/25/2023 (Wed) 09:53 [Preview] No.663130 del
The Lebanese flat breads were fresh and floppy at Drake's today. It is rare to find them in such a delicious state. I ate six of them with margarine.

NEET 01/25/2023 (Wed) 09:53 [Preview] No.663131 del
Wonderful binge.

NEET 01/25/2023 (Wed) 09:55 [Preview] No.663132 del
rigged up a rod for tomorrow morning
there is an ants nest right behind the boot of the car... little shits bit my legs while I was putting the rod in the car

NEET 01/25/2023 (Wed) 09:56 [Preview] No.663133 del
It was just a snack.

NEET 01/25/2023 (Wed) 09:57 [Preview] No.663134 del
Good luck with the fishing. King George Whiting for me please.
I find Antex powder takes good care of ant nests.

NEET 01/25/2023 (Wed) 09:58 [Preview] No.663135 del
*Well snacked.

NEET 01/25/2023 (Wed) 09:59 [Preview] No.663136 del
had one of them 4-banger kit kats

NEET 01/25/2023 (Wed) 10:02 [Preview] No.663137 del
Sounds nice.

NEET 01/25/2023 (Wed) 10:04 [Preview] No.663138 del
Snapper please.

NEET 01/25/2023 (Wed) 10:17 [Preview] No.663139 del
Work. Come home, play guitar, code and repeat. Sometimes I exercise

NEET 01/25/2023 (Wed) 10:25 [Preview] No.663140 del
>play guitar,
Electric guitar?

NEET 01/25/2023 (Wed) 10:25 [Preview] No.663141 del
Nice one Cruisey

NEET 01/25/2023 (Wed) 10:30 [Preview] No.663142 del

NEET 01/25/2023 (Wed) 10:30 [Preview] No.663143 del
Adelaide mother, Taryn Bumfitt, named Australian of the Year

NEET 01/25/2023 (Wed) 10:36 [Preview] No.663144 del
Imagine eating six flat breads

NEET 01/25/2023 (Wed) 10:40 [Preview] No.663145 del
Yes, mainly electric.
No, but I hope to get into IT. It is rather technical though

NEET 01/25/2023 (Wed) 10:57 [Preview] No.663146 del
Rick and Morty show sacked Justin Roiland because he slapped some thot and now Rick and Morty's voices are being recast. They will be done by a different voice actor.

NEET 01/25/2023 (Wed) 10:58 [Preview] No.663147 del
>No, but I hope to get into IT. It is rather technical though
What is your current wage?

NEET 01/25/2023 (Wed) 10:59 [Preview] No.663148 del
Weber took me out for afterwork drinks and kept assertively buying me double rum and cokes against my knowledge so that I'd embarrass myself infront of the bosslady once

NEET 01/25/2023 (Wed) 11:00 [Preview] No.663149 del
Bad home fireworks going off outside again.

NEET 01/25/2023 (Wed) 11:01 [Preview] No.663150 del
Some poor cunt is going to have to sit and listen to thousands of terrible impressions sent in by nerds

NEET 01/25/2023 (Wed) 11:04 [Preview] No.663151 del
He hasn't even been charged.
Another case of a woman ruining a mans career by making accusations.
God I hate women

NEET 01/25/2023 (Wed) 11:07 [Preview] No.663152 del
Leg day
Garn the pain zone

NEET 01/25/2023 (Wed) 11:08 [Preview] No.663153 del
Seems like woke bullshit, but at least they're drinking their own coolaid.

NEET 01/25/2023 (Wed) 11:09 [Preview] No.663154 del
I am envious

NEET 01/25/2023 (Wed) 11:13 [Preview] No.663155 del
Good luck King.

NEET 01/25/2023 (Wed) 11:45 [Preview] No.663156 del
Not sure if I had a panic attack or more just a heightened level of anxiety, either way, shit's fucked and I can't get to sleep.

NEET 01/25/2023 (Wed) 11:47 [Preview] No.663157 del
Going to watch more of *inarticulate Italian sounds*, really enjoying it. One of those shows I'm disappointed in myself for not having watched earlier.

NEET 01/25/2023 (Wed) 11:47 [Preview] No.663158 del
That is no good NEET. Take your mind off it with a distracting activity.

NEET 01/25/2023 (Wed) 11:48 [Preview] No.663159 del
It is the best show of all time. Nothing comes close. I think about it every day of my life, not joking.

NEET 01/25/2023 (Wed) 11:50 [Preview] No.663160 del
I'm going to have to tighten my belt (in more ways than one) with regards to my groceries. I've got at least a dozen tins of tuna in the cupboard to live off of with rice and steamed veggies, also have oats for porridge.
*inarticulate Italian noises*
I like shows made or set in the late 90s and early 2000s, reminds me of my childhood to an extent.

NEET 01/25/2023 (Wed) 11:53 [Preview] No.663161 del
That's not good. Happens to me sometimes if i drink 5 instants and listen to spooky music.
Try reading a paper book

NEET 01/25/2023 (Wed) 11:54 [Preview] No.663162 del
>late 90s and early 2000s,
They were better times.

NEET 01/25/2023 (Wed) 11:55 [Preview] No.663163 del
I started reading Lucifer's Hammer today, a really slow start so far but I hope it starts to take off soon.

NEET 01/25/2023 (Wed) 11:58 [Preview] No.663164 del
>Lucifer's Hammer
Looks interesting. I had not heard of it. Let us know how you get on.

NEET 01/25/2023 (Wed) 12:37 [Preview] No.663165 del
Solid leg workout but my squat isn't getting any better, which is strange because I'm progressively getting better at leg extensions and hamstring curls. I think I might be just a pussy thats scared of failure. Story of my life.
More weight next session regardless.

NEET 01/25/2023 (Wed) 12:39 [Preview] No.663166 del
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You are doing well NEET. Do not be hard on yourself. The progress will come.

NEET 01/25/2023 (Wed) 12:40 [Preview] No.663167 del
Do you use the hack squat machine?

NEET 01/25/2023 (Wed) 12:51 [Preview] No.663168 del
It's been almost 4 weeks and I'm still stuck on 60kg for reps. Impatient.


NEET 01/25/2023 (Wed) 12:55 [Preview] No.663169 del
If I make it to 12:30 tomorrow I can just drop the moment I get home.

NEET 01/25/2023 (Wed) 12:56 [Preview] No.663170 del
Drop a log?

NEET 01/25/2023 (Wed) 12:57 [Preview] No.663171 del
Drop an anvil on my head. Dropped a log less than 5 minutes ago

NEET 01/25/2023 (Wed) 12:59 [Preview] No.663172 del
I got employee of the month several months in a row when I worked for Murder Inc.

NEET 01/25/2023 (Wed) 13:23 [Preview] No.663173 del
I looked at the pictures.
T. Illiterate neet

NEET 01/25/2023 (Wed) 13:27 [Preview] No.663174 del
A lot of activity out on the bad home streets tonight.

NEET 01/25/2023 (Wed) 13:28 [Preview] No.663175 del
I'll be out there with them soon.

NEET 01/25/2023 (Wed) 13:31 [Preview] No.663176 del
>tfw nothing to do on Australia day

NEET 01/25/2023 (Wed) 13:32 [Preview] No.663177 del
One day all us NEETs will be out at night howling at the moon together.

NEET 01/25/2023 (Wed) 14:36 [Preview] No.663178 del
> you are on aboriginal land
not anymore, white people came and took it from you

NEET 01/25/2023 (Wed) 16:00 [Preview] No.663179 del
Painful poo. It's stuck in me. Right on the cusp on my angus. As I push I can sense it being exposed to the atmosphere. I will not give up this time.

NEET 01/25/2023 (Wed) 16:08 [Preview] No.663180 del
The poo won this time. I've sucked it back into the holding bay for when I have more power for ejection later

NEET 01/25/2023 (Wed) 17:06 [Preview] No.663181 del
Today is Invasion Day.

NEET 01/25/2023 (Wed) 18:48 [Preview] No.663182 del

NEET 01/25/2023 (Wed) 18:49 [Preview] No.663183 del
It's in a holding pattern inside of you.

NEET 01/25/2023 (Wed) 19:05 [Preview] No.663184 del
The Cold War was a farce.

NEET 01/25/2023 (Wed) 19:09 [Preview] No.663185 del
Morning cunts, welcome to australia day

NEET 01/25/2023 (Wed) 19:10 [Preview] No.663186 del
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NEET 01/25/2023 (Wed) 19:57 [Preview] No.663187 del
Wish I had an 18th century british naval officer uniform so I could cosplay as captain cook today. There's always next year.

NEET 01/25/2023 (Wed) 19:59 [Preview] No.663188 del
My condolences.

You could still whiteface.

NEET 01/25/2023 (Wed) 20:04 [Preview] No.663189 del
Good morning NEET.

NEET 01/25/2023 (Wed) 20:04 [Preview] No.663190 del
Poor kitty.

NEET 01/25/2023 (Wed) 20:05 [Preview] No.663191 del

NEET 01/25/2023 (Wed) 20:05 [Preview] No.663192 del

NEET 01/25/2023 (Wed) 20:08 [Preview] No.663193 del
>My condolences.
Day of celebration for some.

NEET 01/25/2023 (Wed) 20:08 [Preview] No.663194 del
happy australia day
i hate boongs

NEET 01/25/2023 (Wed) 20:08 [Preview] No.663195 del
Good morning NEET.

NEET 01/25/2023 (Wed) 20:11 [Preview] No.663196 del
Good evening.
Why you moved there then?

NEET 01/25/2023 (Wed) 20:16 [Preview] No.663197 del
>YouTuber who posted videos on how to be an alpha male knifed woman 80 times and tried to kill her new partner
sounds pretty alpha to me

NEET 01/25/2023 (Wed) 20:17 [Preview] No.663198 del
You cheeky gypsy. What's for dinner?

NEET 01/25/2023 (Wed) 20:18 [Preview] No.663199 del
Today is the day when we give thanks we don't have boongs for neighbours.

NEET 01/25/2023 (Wed) 20:19 [Preview] No.663200 del
Considering knife is just a metaphor of penis, it was rape not murder.

NEET 01/25/2023 (Wed) 20:21 [Preview] No.663201 del
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>alpha male

NEET 01/25/2023 (Wed) 20:24 [Preview] No.663202 del

NEET 01/25/2023 (Wed) 20:25 [Preview] No.663203 del
Gypsy roast? Is it steak or a mixed assortment of grilled meat?

NEET 01/25/2023 (Wed) 20:25 [Preview] No.663204 del

NEET 01/25/2023 (Wed) 20:26 [Preview] No.663205 del

NEET 01/25/2023 (Wed) 20:27 [Preview] No.663206 del
never mind, google was showing the wikipedia description of pecsenye and cigánypecsenye together

NEET 01/25/2023 (Wed) 20:36 [Preview] No.663207 del
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>Telstra CEO
>work on australia day

NEET 01/25/2023 (Wed) 20:38 [Preview] No.663208 del
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Tonight on womboflix, we are holding our Australia Day special with the 1971 movie Wake in Fright - after a bad gambling bet, a schoolteacher is marooned in a town full of crazy, drunk, violent men who threaten to make him just as crazy, drunk, and violent.
Half an hour before the movie, we will be streaming an episode of the documentary Struggle Street, about life in public housing in this country.

The weekend movies will be Evita (1996) and Aliens (1986)

NEET 01/25/2023 (Wed) 20:39 [Preview] No.663209 del
Happy Republic Day

NEET 01/25/2023 (Wed) 20:39 [Preview] No.663210 del
Absolutely based.

NEET 01/25/2023 (Wed) 20:39 [Preview] No.663211 del
When will it start?

NEET 01/25/2023 (Wed) 20:39 [Preview] No.663212 del
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NEET 01/25/2023 (Wed) 20:40 [Preview] No.663213 del
Usual time, 7pm

NEET 01/25/2023 (Wed) 20:41 [Preview] No.663214 del
Struggle Street will start at 6:30pm

NEET 01/25/2023 (Wed) 20:41 [Preview] No.663215 del

NEET 01/25/2023 (Wed) 20:44 [Preview] No.663216 del
Got lots of updoots on my rebbit post overnight

NEET 01/25/2023 (Wed) 20:47 [Preview] No.663217 del

NEET 01/25/2023 (Wed) 20:47 [Preview] No.663218 del
wash your mouth out

NEET 01/25/2023 (Wed) 20:54 [Preview] No.663219 del
What's for breakfast neets?

NEET 01/25/2023 (Wed) 20:54 [Preview] No.663220 del
Motherbat made me an English muffin with bacon, egg, and cheese.

NEET 01/25/2023 (Wed) 20:55 [Preview] No.663221 del
Small can tuna in springwater.

NEET 01/25/2023 (Wed) 20:56 [Preview] No.663222 del
having a pie with chips, and a nice big bottle of coopers, because I deserve it.

NEET 01/25/2023 (Wed) 20:56 [Preview] No.663223 del
3 slices of heavily buttered raising toast.
Got 0 sleep last night. Long day ahead.

NEET 01/25/2023 (Wed) 20:57 [Preview] No.663224 del
Did you go fishing webby?

NEET 01/25/2023 (Wed) 20:58 [Preview] No.663225 del
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The other posts reminded me of this image.

NEET 01/25/2023 (Wed) 20:59 [Preview] No.663226 del
nah, slept in. was nice to be in a properly made bed for a change
might go this arvo, or tomorrow morning

NEET 01/25/2023 (Wed) 21:02 [Preview] No.663227 del
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>i hate boongs
Well I know you don't mean that cuz.

NEET 01/25/2023 (Wed) 21:04 [Preview] No.663228 del
Good breakky.

NEET 01/25/2023 (Wed) 21:13 [Preview] No.663229 del
my take my pants off

NEET 01/25/2023 (Wed) 21:25 [Preview] No.663230 del
might sink into a downwards spiral of alcoholism and gluttony

NEET 01/25/2023 (Wed) 21:28 [Preview] No.663231 del
You've been doing that for the past year

NEET 01/25/2023 (Wed) 21:34 [Preview] No.663233 del
30kg of fat and half a liver for me thanks.

NEET 01/25/2023 (Wed) 21:36 [Preview] No.663234 del
Weber could have easily lost 1kg per week last year. He hasn't even put those bedsheets on

NEET 01/25/2023 (Wed) 21:37 [Preview] No.663235 del
The Candy Land sheets will be on there soon. Trust the plan.

NEET 01/25/2023 (Wed) 21:51 [Preview] No.663236 del
Brown snakes

NEET 01/25/2023 (Wed) 21:54 [Preview] No.663237 del
My love for the sheet set has never faded, but my determination to buy my own sheet set has failed me.

NEET 01/25/2023 (Wed) 22:05 [Preview] No.663238 del
Happy Strayaday NEETs

NEET 01/25/2023 (Wed) 22:12 [Preview] No.663239 del
If whites live here for 40,000 years will we devolve into boongs?

NEET 01/25/2023 (Wed) 22:13 [Preview] No.663240 del
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Good morning NEETs.

NEET 01/25/2023 (Wed) 22:13 [Preview] No.663241 del
The Indonesians are half way there.

NEET 01/25/2023 (Wed) 22:15 [Preview] No.663242 del
morning m8

NEET 01/25/2023 (Wed) 22:16 [Preview] No.663243 del
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NEET 01/25/2023 (Wed) 22:24 [Preview] No.663244 del
I got woken up by the sound of a Coles shopping trolley being pushed slowly along the footpath outside my bedroom window. Bad home life.

NEET 01/25/2023 (Wed) 22:25 [Preview] No.663245 del
boongs or bogans?

NEET 01/25/2023 (Wed) 22:27 [Preview] No.663246 del
I saw a pajeet using a trolley to carry two of those small coles cakes,the ones the size of a small plate, to his car the other day.

NEET 01/25/2023 (Wed) 22:31 [Preview] No.663247 del
Motherbat bought me two fresh scones from Baker's Delight for second breakfast.

NEET 01/25/2023 (Wed) 22:33 [Preview] No.663248 del
I didn't look. It might have been the ghost trolley pusher. He goes around the neighbourhood pushing his phantom trolley ever since he died in a trolley sex accident in 1986.

NEET 01/25/2023 (Wed) 22:35 [Preview] No.663249 del
I'll sort them out at some point. Half my house is presently crammed into that bedroom.

NEET 01/25/2023 (Wed) 22:36 [Preview] No.663250 del
Put strawberry jam and whipped cream on them

NEET 01/25/2023 (Wed) 22:36 [Preview] No.663251 del
I had them with budder.

NEET 01/25/2023 (Wed) 22:37 [Preview] No.663252 del
This is also acceptable

NEET 01/25/2023 (Wed) 22:39 [Preview] No.663253 del
I hope Olive dresses up as a sexy kangaroo for Australia Day.

NEET 01/25/2023 (Wed) 22:40 [Preview] No.663254 del
or a sexy abbo with just some dot painting on her naked body

NEET 01/25/2023 (Wed) 22:40 [Preview] No.663255 del
Can you pay her to dress up in specific outfits? We should get her to cosplay as captain cook

NEET 01/25/2023 (Wed) 22:41 [Preview] No.663256 del
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The Boongs hunt the trolley.

NEET 01/25/2023 (Wed) 22:41 [Preview] No.663257 del
I am excited by this development and want to see them in all their glory from edge to edge, top to bottom.

NEET 01/25/2023 (Wed) 22:41 [Preview] No.663258 del
We could hire another skank to cosplay as the boongs and get them to mud wrestle.

NEET 01/25/2023 (Wed) 22:42 [Preview] No.663259 del
bonbichonkers can be the boong

NEET 01/25/2023 (Wed) 22:48 [Preview] No.663260 del
Well memed.

NEET 01/25/2023 (Wed) 23:01 [Preview] No.663261 del
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NEET 01/25/2023 (Wed) 23:05 [Preview] No.663262 del
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NEET 01/25/2023 (Wed) 23:09 [Preview] No.663263 del
Happy Aussie Day cunts.
This station will be playing 1980s Aussie/NZ tunes for the next few hours.


NEET 01/25/2023 (Wed) 23:12 [Preview] No.663264 del
My arse will be playing 80s tunes all day.

NEET 01/25/2023 (Wed) 23:19 [Preview] No.663265 del

NEET 01/25/2023 (Wed) 23:19 [Preview] No.663266 del
Well they do call you trumpet bum.

NEET 01/25/2023 (Wed) 23:21 [Preview] No.663267 del
If you want to see the upcoming playlist

NEET 01/25/2023 (Wed) 23:22 [Preview] No.663268 del
Cheers. You guys got some great music.

NEET 01/25/2023 (Wed) 23:23 [Preview] No.663269 del
Back on the egyptology videos. I need an intervention

NEET 01/25/2023 (Wed) 23:24 [Preview] No.663270 del
My arse calls forth seven angels who carry the seven bowls of God's wrath

NEET 01/25/2023 (Wed) 23:24 [Preview] No.663271 del
Don't do it neet

NEET 01/25/2023 (Wed) 23:26 [Preview] No.663272 del
It took me 4-5 minutes to spot the leopard.

NEET 01/25/2023 (Wed) 23:28 [Preview] No.663273 del
He's between the two possums

NEET 01/25/2023 (Wed) 23:28 [Preview] No.663274 del
I found it in about 10 seconds, but it is hard to spot.

NEET 01/25/2023 (Wed) 23:29 [Preview] No.663275 del
I can't not see it now but last night I was sure it was a scam.

NEET 01/25/2023 (Wed) 23:30 [Preview] No.663276 del
The moral of the story is choofheads are in more danger from leopards than non choofheads.

NEET 01/25/2023 (Wed) 23:46 [Preview] No.663277 del
I don't like the way they compare box office totals for movies. They don't adjust for inflation. And even that is not enough since ticket prices may have increased more than inflation over the years.
The true way to compare movies across time is how many tickets they sold.

NEET 01/25/2023 (Wed) 23:49 [Preview] No.663278 del
inflation isn't real

NEET 01/26/2023 (Thu) 00:04 [Preview] No.663279 del
found it quite quicky

NEET 01/26/2023 (Thu) 00:10 [Preview] No.663280 del
I put down some ant rid liquid on the kitchen counter. The little buggers are gorging themselves on it already. I feel no remorse.

NEET 01/26/2023 (Thu) 00:14 [Preview] No.663281 del
It's what they need!

NEET 01/26/2023 (Thu) 00:14 [Preview] No.663282 del
Now you know how dan murphy feels

NEET 01/26/2023 (Thu) 00:15 [Preview] No.663283 del
We holocausted the ones who bit me last night this mording

NEET 01/26/2023 (Thu) 00:17 [Preview] No.663285 del
Not happy with how many of the nuro worshipping banners are still up.

NEET 01/26/2023 (Thu) 00:19 [Preview] No.663286 del
Imagining my scrotum resting in that hand.

NEET 01/26/2023 (Thu) 00:19 [Preview] No.663287 del
triggered by nuro's utter kinosity and based lifestyle?

NEET 01/26/2023 (Thu) 00:19 [Preview] No.663288 del
I think a lot of those banners were making fun of nuro, even if he didn't realise it

NEET 01/26/2023 (Thu) 00:20 [Preview] No.663289 del
Yeah, a lot of that comes down to an unwillingness to link the Australian identity to Britain in any way. Not even in the Lawsonian way of reacting against it. They lean in to the most superficial bullshit like timtams and stuff because all these gooks and stuff can't share in the actual Australian identity. I think this is the reason the Brits glorify the NHS so much. It is one of the few things they are allowed to take pride in as most things the pakis and shit weren't in the country for.

NEET 01/26/2023 (Thu) 00:21 [Preview] No.663290 del
The main objection I have to them is just how repetitive they are. Nuro's posts were mostly the same and it is reflected in the banners. Some photo nuro took of the beach/some food, the word based laid over the top etc.
I think this is likely.

NEET 01/26/2023 (Thu) 00:22 [Preview] No.663291 del
Can't remember how much coffee I've had this morning, gonna just keep drinking until I feel sick

NEET 01/26/2023 (Thu) 00:23 [Preview] No.663292 del
you can switch to booze at 11am

NEET 01/26/2023 (Thu) 00:23 [Preview] No.663293 del
First Nations youth testing Civilised Nations rules

https://youtube.com/watch?v=qaGIBfs2CNw [Embed]

NEET 01/26/2023 (Thu) 00:24 [Preview] No.663294 del
>The main objection I have to them is just how repetitive they are
But the irony depends on the repetitiveness, if we remove some of them the remaining nuro banners will become unironically based

NEET 01/26/2023 (Thu) 00:24 [Preview] No.663295 del
Post the video.

NEET 01/26/2023 (Thu) 00:24 [Preview] No.663296 del
You can do it.

NEET 01/26/2023 (Thu) 00:25 [Preview] No.663297 del
The other NEET who thinks he has first dibs on Olive will get upset if I do that.

NEET 01/26/2023 (Thu) 00:25 [Preview] No.663298 del
There was a boong on the Gawler train yesterday that cracked the shits with the Indian ticket inspector. He was threatening to bash him and the negro guard had to keep forcing him back down into his seat. The boong was saying he'd get pajeet sacked by accusing him of being racist.

NEET 01/26/2023 (Thu) 00:27 [Preview] No.663299 del
A multicultural success story if ever I heard one.

NEET 01/26/2023 (Thu) 00:29 [Preview] No.663300 del
As an /ausneets/ ambassador, I have passed on Australia Day messages to the other boards:

NEET 01/26/2023 (Thu) 00:29 [Preview] No.663301 del
diversity is our strength

NEET 01/26/2023 (Thu) 00:32 [Preview] No.663302 del
Thanks m8. Can you go rep ausneets for us on some other boards please? Boards with quality posters only.

NEET 01/26/2023 (Thu) 00:34 [Preview] No.663304 del
I also gave the Russian board a message, but I can't read their commie moon runes if they reply.

NEET 01/26/2023 (Thu) 00:35 [Preview] No.663305 del
Boards with white people posting only.

NEET 01/26/2023 (Thu) 00:36 [Preview] No.663306 del
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This one was prophetic.
I bet Possum made it.

NEET 01/26/2023 (Thu) 00:45 [Preview] No.663307 del
Possum tried to warn us. Why didn't we listen?

NEET 01/26/2023 (Thu) 00:46 [Preview] No.663308 del
Might have just found the skank yacht: >>>/kc/49680

NEET 01/26/2023 (Thu) 00:47 [Preview] No.663309 del
So not here?

NEET 01/26/2023 (Thu) 00:53 [Preview] No.663311 del
She can hold 30,000 tons of toxic skanks!

NEET 01/26/2023 (Thu) 00:54 [Preview] No.663312 del
Great men are never appreciated in their own time.

NEET 01/26/2023 (Thu) 00:56 [Preview] No.663313 del
If you don't look too close you can pretend he is just sleeping.

NEET 01/26/2023 (Thu) 00:57 [Preview] No.663314 del
Sucked to death.

NEET 01/26/2023 (Thu) 00:57 [Preview] No.663315 del
We just need to charter a helicopter and take control of it.

NEET 01/26/2023 (Thu) 00:58 [Preview] No.663316 del
It's too early for the choppa

NEET 01/26/2023 (Thu) 01:01 [Preview] No.663317 del
Can we still claim cenno if we're drifting around on a toxic skank yacht?

NEET 01/26/2023 (Thu) 01:03 [Preview] No.663318 del
I don't see why not

NEET 01/26/2023 (Thu) 01:04 [Preview] No.663319 del
We will become boongs of the sea

NEET 01/26/2023 (Thu) 01:05 [Preview] No.663320 del
I wish Motherbat could drive.

NEET 01/26/2023 (Thu) 01:06 [Preview] No.663321 del
Driving Miss Motherbat

NEET 01/26/2023 (Thu) 01:06 [Preview] No.663322 del
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I move that we replace one of those outdated and offensive nuro banners with this more tasteful and relevant one.

NEET 01/26/2023 (Thu) 01:07 [Preview] No.663323 del
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NEET 01/26/2023 (Thu) 01:07 [Preview] No.663324 del
Hey NEETs, happy Australia day.
Had to put dog down yesterday, he couldn't get up and wasn't drinking or eating.
It's heartbreaking. I miss him so much.

NEET 01/26/2023 (Thu) 01:08 [Preview] No.663325 del
boongs can't swim

NEET 01/26/2023 (Thu) 01:08 [Preview] No.663326 del
Blody hell NEET, I'm sorry, poor doggo.

NEET 01/26/2023 (Thu) 01:09 [Preview] No.663328 del
I'm sorry NEET. That sucks.

NEET 01/26/2023 (Thu) 01:09 [Preview] No.663329 del
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NEET 01/26/2023 (Thu) 01:09 [Preview] No.663330 del

NEET 01/26/2023 (Thu) 01:09 [Preview] No.663331 del
I'm so sorry neet.

NEET 01/26/2023 (Thu) 01:09 [Preview] No.663332 del
I'm sorry for your dog mate, still remember having to have mine put down when I was a teen, never forgot about him.

NEET 01/26/2023 (Thu) 01:10 [Preview] No.663333 del
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NEET 01/26/2023 (Thu) 01:11 [Preview] No.663334 del
onya wizzy

NEET 01/26/2023 (Thu) 01:11 [Preview] No.663335 del

NEET 01/26/2023 (Thu) 01:12 [Preview] No.663336 del
Getting rid of them will result in a lack of based.

NEET 01/26/2023 (Thu) 01:12 [Preview] No.663337 del
Nice one Wizzy.

NEET 01/26/2023 (Thu) 01:14 [Preview] No.663338 del
If we erase the banners future NEETs will not learn from our mistakes.

NEET 01/26/2023 (Thu) 01:15 [Preview] No.663339 del
Are you holding up alright NEET?

NEET 01/26/2023 (Thu) 01:19 [Preview] No.663340 del
I am sorry for your loss. He was a good boy.

NEET 01/26/2023 (Thu) 01:21 [Preview] No.663341 del
having reheated curry/stew for lunch

NEET 01/26/2023 (Thu) 01:22 [Preview] No.663342 del
His last 'meal' was a piece of chicken from a piece of sushi and some cheese cake off my fingers.
Yesterday morning I was wetting my fingers and wetting his tongue and he wasn't even up for that.
I went with him and held him as they gave him the shot.
It's all pretty fucked up.
He lived well and had a long life.

NEET 01/26/2023 (Thu) 01:22 [Preview] No.663343 del
Unna, good one cuz

NEET 01/26/2023 (Thu) 01:24 [Preview] No.663344 del
Well done Wizzy. You finally got one.

NEET 01/26/2023 (Thu) 01:26 [Preview] No.663345 del
You did your best by him. He was a lucky boy to have been so well loved.

NEET 01/26/2023 (Thu) 01:26 [Preview] No.663346 del
Nah mate, we spent all but a couple days out of the last decade or so together.
I think the big cry's are out of the way but I keep having these moments where I break down for a few minutes.

NEET 01/26/2023 (Thu) 01:32 [Preview] No.663347 del
It's hard but you'll always have the good memories of him, hang in there NEET.

NEET 01/26/2023 (Thu) 01:37 [Preview] No.663348 del
Stay strong NEET, we are here for you.

NEET 01/26/2023 (Thu) 01:43 [Preview] No.663349 del
A police Crime Scene Investigation van was parked across the street. A police woman wearing a mask went in and out of two different neighbouring properties.

NEET 01/26/2023 (Thu) 01:45 [Preview] No.663350 del
I've been seeing that van around here a lot over the past year or two. Possibly my neighbourhood is badder than I think.

NEET 01/26/2023 (Thu) 01:45 [Preview] No.663351 del
Probably looking for that shopping trolley.

NEET 01/26/2023 (Thu) 01:46 [Preview] No.663352 del
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Noice digits. Thanks for the country wizzy

NEET 01/26/2023 (Thu) 01:48 [Preview] No.663353 del
I like when I go for a drive in the vette and the cops are doing a raid a couple of streets over and all stop and look as I roll past rubbernecking

NEET 01/26/2023 (Thu) 01:49 [Preview] No.663354 del
A nice Russian fellow said:
>Ага, и вас тоже с праздничком
>Yep, Happy Holidays to you too.
and included a gondola videohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aU4ehgnTjVg

NEET 01/26/2023 (Thu) 01:50 [Preview] No.663355 del
They might think you're the local gangster

NEET 01/26/2023 (Thu) 01:55 [Preview] No.663356 del
they already have me down on the incel online shidposter watchlist

NEET 01/26/2023 (Thu) 01:56 [Preview] No.663357 del
Feelsbad neet

NEET 01/26/2023 (Thu) 02:00 [Preview] No.663358 del
she needs to drive me to the jetty when I've had 15 standos

NEET 01/26/2023 (Thu) 02:01 [Preview] No.663359 del
Get a taxi.

NEET 01/26/2023 (Thu) 02:03 [Preview] No.663360 del
Sorry to hear that NEET. RIP doggo.

NEET 01/26/2023 (Thu) 02:03 [Preview] No.663361 del
They're all
>be vewwy vewwy qwiet
and Wombo drives past all
https://youtube.com/watch?v=emaiti66pfk [Embed]

NEET 01/26/2023 (Thu) 02:03 [Preview] No.663362 del
Thanks Wizzy.

NEET 01/26/2023 (Thu) 02:06 [Preview] No.663363 del
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NEET 01/26/2023 (Thu) 02:06 [Preview] No.663364 del
Thought about that, but my rods are all 7-12 feet assembled and strung. Also depending on the particular jetty, there's at least one where the driver would need to do a 16 point turn to get out again (or drive out in reverse) and the taxi drivers down here are all 70+ and supplementing their pensions. Drowning because some old codger mixed up the brake and accelerator pedal isn't high on my todo list.

NEET 01/26/2023 (Thu) 02:06 [Preview] No.663365 del
>I think the big cry's are out of the way but I keep having these moments where I break down for a few minutes.
When I lost my dog last year, it took me two weeks to begin to function again. I just played video games continuously day after day.

Please take care yourself.

NEET 01/26/2023 (Thu) 02:11 [Preview] No.663366 del
Not sure, but think they're trolling now >>>/polru/89596

NEET 01/26/2023 (Thu) 02:13 [Preview] No.663367 del
At BCF you cunts want anything ?

NEET 01/26/2023 (Thu) 02:14 [Preview] No.663369 del
1/8 and 1/4 oz jig heads please

NEET 01/26/2023 (Thu) 02:15 [Preview] No.663370 del
I didn't even know he was a father

NEET 01/26/2023 (Thu) 02:15 [Preview] No.663371 del
I have the book in the top right that says FISHING. It's a book on knots, printed on waterproof paper, so you can drop it in the toilet.

NEET 01/26/2023 (Thu) 02:16 [Preview] No.663372 del
The Pirie slut baby trapped him

NEET 01/26/2023 (Thu) 02:16 [Preview] No.663373 del
Bill has spent 7 weeks painting the nursery

NEET 01/26/2023 (Thu) 02:16 [Preview] No.663374 del
You'd be fucked if you needed to tie a knot to get it out of the toilet.

NEET 01/26/2023 (Thu) 02:17 [Preview] No.663375 del
I've learned precisely two knots and plan to learn no more.

NEET 01/26/2023 (Thu) 02:18 [Preview] No.663376 del
finding lead paint and asbestos floor tiles is hard these days

NEET 01/26/2023 (Thu) 02:18 [Preview] No.663377 del
Looks comfy.

NEET 01/26/2023 (Thu) 02:19 [Preview] No.663378 del
I have a mental blank when it comes to knots, I'll fuck them up, someone will show me how I fucked it and I will understand and then I will fuck it up the same way again.

NEET 01/26/2023 (Thu) 02:20 [Preview] No.663379 del
Yeah, I really don't think the books actually help at all. It really comes down to an old man and a young man and repetition and muscle memory.

NEET 01/26/2023 (Thu) 02:20 [Preview] No.663380 del
White dogs will never achieve this level of comfort

NEET 01/26/2023 (Thu) 02:21 [Preview] No.663381 del
30kg sinkers thanks.

NEET 01/26/2023 (Thu) 02:21 [Preview] No.663382 del
One really really big one, or millions of little ones?

NEET 01/26/2023 (Thu) 02:22 [Preview] No.663383 del
That could be it with me actually, it's something I never learned young.

NEET 01/26/2023 (Thu) 02:22 [Preview] No.663384 del
Might go for just one really big one please.

NEET 01/26/2023 (Thu) 02:23 [Preview] No.663385 del
Feeling pretty JUST.

NEET 01/26/2023 (Thu) 02:23 [Preview] No.663386 del
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NEET 01/26/2023 (Thu) 02:24 [Preview] No.663387 del
One of the old blokes at the gun club showed me a couple of things and pointed out how shit one I'd rigged myself was. It was easier to follow what he was doing than taking some 2D picture with 15 separate movements on it and trying to replicate it.

NEET 01/26/2023 (Thu) 02:24 [Preview] No.663388 del
Gonna need some stainless leader line and crimpers for that one, mate.

NEET 01/26/2023 (Thu) 02:25 [Preview] No.663389 del
Use it to bash whales to death

NEET 01/26/2023 (Thu) 02:26 [Preview] No.663390 del
No whale ever called me a nigger

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NEET 01/26/2023 (Thu) 02:33 [Preview] No.663392 del
you're fucked once I get a boat, you migaloo cunt

NEET 01/26/2023 (Thu) 02:37 [Preview] No.663393 del
If he takes your leg off we're into classic literature territory.

NEET 01/26/2023 (Thu) 02:41 [Preview] No.663394 del
Possum said "Please, sir, can I have some more?" once.

NEET 01/26/2023 (Thu) 02:45 [Preview] No.663395 del
Once we were riding in a chopper, heading into the jungle, long tall sally playing on the loudspeakers when possum accused the rest of us as being a bunch of "slack jawed faggots"

NEET 01/26/2023 (Thu) 02:46 [Preview] No.663396 del
I once asked Possum how he could kill women and children, and he laughed and said "Easy, you just don't lead 'em so much".

NEET 01/26/2023 (Thu) 02:47 [Preview] No.663397 del
Towards VB I roll, thou all-destroying but unconquering stando; to the last I grapple with thee; from hell's heart I stab at thee; for unna's sake I spit my last breath at thee. Sink all cNs and all bottles to one common pool! and since neither can be mine, let me them smash to pieces, while still drinking thee, though tied to thee, thou damned bottle! Thus, I give up the beer!

NEET 01/26/2023 (Thu) 02:51 [Preview] No.663398 del
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According to this meme I may actually be a Possum.

NEET 01/26/2023 (Thu) 03:05 [Preview] No.663399 del
Having some Life Savers two-headed snakes.

NEET 01/26/2023 (Thu) 03:06 [Preview] No.663400 del
Well memed.

Good banter.

NEET 01/26/2023 (Thu) 03:13 [Preview] No.663401 del
These weren't very good. Motherbat is carrying on because I ate the bag in the time it took her to do a wee.

NEET 01/26/2023 (Thu) 03:23 [Preview] No.663402 del
My jobseeker claim has been approved. I started the claim in December and was able to submit after getting the required paperwork on the 17th of Jan.
My first payment will be $193, no backpay.
Disappointed. I guess it makes sense because you can have a claim started but not submitted for ages, but I was really hoping for something to get me on my feet.

NEET 01/26/2023 (Thu) 03:28 [Preview] No.663403 del
>but I was really hoping for something to get me on my feet.
The $20k handouts are only for boat scum, white man.

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NEET 01/26/2023 (Thu) 04:03 [Preview] No.663406 del
winner winner

NEET 01/26/2023 (Thu) 04:04 [Preview] No.663407 del
Thanks Wizzy.

NEET 01/26/2023 (Thu) 04:05 [Preview] No.663408 del
It's a start.

NEET 01/26/2023 (Thu) 04:07 [Preview] No.663409 del
She wont drive me to the jetty.
Local cops won't either.

NEET 01/26/2023 (Thu) 04:07 [Preview] No.663410 del
Get Cruisey to drive you.

NEET 01/26/2023 (Thu) 04:08 [Preview] No.663411 del
That's what you get for day gooning, you big white coon

NEET 01/26/2023 (Thu) 04:10 [Preview] No.663412 del
He's just patriotic.

NEET 01/26/2023 (Thu) 04:10 [Preview] No.663413 del
he hates me

NEET 01/26/2023 (Thu) 04:11 [Preview] No.663414 del
Offer him some weed

NEET 01/26/2023 (Thu) 04:11 [Preview] No.663415 del
Cruisey is probably poleaxed too

NEET 01/26/2023 (Thu) 04:13 [Preview] No.663416 del
I'd doubt that.

NEET 01/26/2023 (Thu) 04:16 [Preview] No.663417 del
The crowds at the invasion day rallies look exactly like you'd expect

NEET 01/26/2023 (Thu) 04:17 [Preview] No.663418 del
Cruisey needs to drive a car into them before he picks me up

NEET 01/26/2023 (Thu) 04:19 [Preview] No.663419 del
Never read moby dick, but i looked at the pictures.
>T. Illiterate neet

NEET 01/26/2023 (Thu) 04:24 [Preview] No.663421 del
Light flirting is nice! He wasn’t like hey big tits show us your nipples

NEET 01/26/2023 (Thu) 04:25 [Preview] No.663422 del
We should introduce her to that pommy NEET that wanted to live in the sewers

NEET 01/26/2023 (Thu) 04:26 [Preview] No.663423 del
Sportsbet is paying 3.75 for Ron DeSantis in the 2024 election

NEET 01/26/2023 (Thu) 04:26 [Preview] No.663424 del
>"Before she was rescued, her family and friends reportedly dropped bags of food and Gatorade into manholes in the area."
Her family seems to know her well.

NEET 01/26/2023 (Thu) 04:27 [Preview] No.663425 del
>oh yeah she's just off down the sewers again

NEET 01/26/2023 (Thu) 04:27 [Preview] No.663426 del
>Greens Senator Lidia Thorpe took to the stage around midday as the heaving crowds of Melbourne’s CBD cheered her on under the scorching heat.
>“That war has never ended in our country against our people. They are still killing us. They are still stealing our babies. They are killing our men. They are still raping our women,” she yelled to the crowd.

NEET 01/26/2023 (Thu) 04:30 [Preview] No.663427 del
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Funny how the pigs only ever want to allow once side to assemble.

NEET 01/26/2023 (Thu) 04:31 [Preview] No.663428 del
I found 3 people who might be boongs.
Do I get a prize?

NEET 01/26/2023 (Thu) 04:35 [Preview] No.663429 del
>Do I get a prize?
Probably a visit from the counter terrorism unit.

NEET 01/26/2023 (Thu) 04:36 [Preview] No.663430 del
There's no fireworks in Perth tonight for the first time in 40 years.
I hope someone told all the bogans otherwise the city is gonna get trashed.