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NEET General #665 - Soaked Beans Edition NEET 03/10/2023 (Fri) 01:59 [Preview] No. 678648
What is going on in your neck of the woods NEETs? Are you eating beans?

Old Thread: >>677638


NEET 03/10/2023 (Fri) 02:15 [Preview] No.678656 del


NEET 03/10/2023 (Fri) 02:16 [Preview] No.678657 del
How does Dan do it?


NEET 03/10/2023 (Fri) 02:16 [Preview] No.678659 del
I am webers stout pants


NEET 03/10/2023 (Fri) 02:19 [Preview] No.678662 del
>>678659
Not stout enough I heard.


NEET 03/10/2023 (Fri) 02:22 [Preview] No.678668 del
BABY I WAS BORN TO LOSE


NEET 03/10/2023 (Fri) 02:31 [Preview] No.678669 del
some kind of gargantuan fucking freak


NEET 03/10/2023 (Fri) 02:54 [Preview] No.678671 del
>>678670
>but a welfare check from Tasmania Police intended to keep her safe from harm descended into terrifying scenes when her car was run off the road by three attending police vehicles, with one allegedly jumping in the back seat and grabbing her from behind.

>“It triggered past traumas of abuse and captivity,” she explained to news.com.au of the moment that exacerbated her state of distress and led to her being handcuffed without charge.

groan


NEET 03/10/2023 (Fri) 03:00 [Preview] No.678672 del


NEET 03/10/2023 (Fri) 03:03 [Preview] No.678673 del
>>678671
I do not think it's normal for the police to run your car off the road. Another missing piece of reporting.


NEET 03/10/2023 (Fri) 03:07 [Preview] No.678674 del
feeling sad


NEET 03/10/2023 (Fri) 03:09 [Preview] No.678675 del
>>678674
Enter my garden of infinite delight.


NEET 03/10/2023 (Fri) 03:10 [Preview] No.678676 del
Howdy NEEToes, how's it going? glad it's friday.


NEET 03/10/2023 (Fri) 03:18 [Preview] No.678677 del
>>678676
wagiue


NEET 03/10/2023 (Fri) 03:21 [Preview] No.678678 del
>>678677
Excuse me?


NEET 03/10/2023 (Fri) 03:27 [Preview] No.678679 del
>>678678
y wud u care if its fridaay?


NEET 03/10/2023 (Fri) 03:31 [Preview] No.678680 del
>>678679
A couple of days off. You okay?


NEET 03/10/2023 (Fri) 03:46 [Preview] No.678681 del


NEET 03/10/2023 (Fri) 03:51 [Preview] No.678682 del
Home alone tonight.


NEET 03/10/2023 (Fri) 03:55 [Preview] No.678683 del
>>678681
Good looking toasty

>>678682
Are you normally alone? I kinda like it sometimes.


NEET 03/10/2023 (Fri) 03:56 [Preview] No.678684 del
>>678682
welcome to the neet party, drinks are at 6


NEET 03/10/2023 (Fri) 03:57 [Preview] No.678685 del
>>678676
Time for a cold one.


NEET 03/10/2023 (Fri) 04:10 [Preview] No.678686 del
>>678685
Yep, picked up a six pack of the old Reschs Pilsner on the way home, didn't know they were selling it in stores again, it's usually only on tap in pubs.


NEET 03/10/2023 (Fri) 04:23 [Preview] No.678687 del
Can any cenno neets tell me if using the e-mail method to declare job applications takes time to update. I've sent a couple by adding my JSID to the e-mail title when forwarding it to the cenno address but obviously it isn't instant.


NEET 03/10/2023 (Fri) 04:29 [Preview] No.678688 del
>>678682
Time to be nordy?


NEET 03/10/2023 (Fri) 04:29 [Preview] No.678689 del
>>678675
I was thinking about it before as I was severely woed about something that happened this morning but I've somewhat gotten over it. Might visit BWS if it comes back though.


NEET 03/10/2023 (Fri) 04:31 [Preview] No.678690 del
>>678579
Kawaii!


NEET 03/10/2023 (Fri) 04:31 [Preview] No.678691 del
>>678687
I don't know but I'd expect it to. They probably have some wagie reviewing it.


NEET 03/10/2023 (Fri) 04:34 [Preview] No.678692 del
Downloading Cheburashka (2023) to practice my Russian and Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban (2004) because I want to continue watching them.


NEET 03/10/2023 (Fri) 04:34 [Preview] No.678693 del


NEET 03/10/2023 (Fri) 04:35 [Preview] No.678694 del
Wouldn't mind a visit from Dan's arse.


NEET 03/10/2023 (Fri) 04:39 [Preview] No.678695 del
Looking through all the local funeral notices, didn't see my name.


NEET 03/10/2023 (Fri) 04:40 [Preview] No.678696 del
>>678695
Technically you don't have to have a funeral or be listed in the paper.


NEET 03/10/2023 (Fri) 04:42 [Preview] No.678697 del
>>678693
Jims arse best arse.


NEET 03/10/2023 (Fri) 05:04 [Preview] No.678698 del
I feel like its time we got an updated pic of webbies belly


NEET 03/10/2023 (Fri) 05:06 [Preview] No.678699 del
Considering getting gooned.


NEET 03/10/2023 (Fri) 05:15 [Preview] No.678700 del


NEET 03/10/2023 (Fri) 05:18 [Preview] No.678701 del
>>678681
Oozing the cheese.


NEET 03/10/2023 (Fri) 05:20 [Preview] No.678702 del
>>678656
Thanks Dan.


NEET 03/10/2023 (Fri) 05:21 [Preview] No.678703 del
>>678676
Good afternoon NEET.


NEET 03/10/2023 (Fri) 05:21 [Preview] No.678704 del
>>678681
Power feed.


NEET 03/10/2023 (Fri) 05:23 [Preview] No.678705 del
>>678687
It takes 10 minutes at most even if you sent multiple a minute. The email address you are emailing to the address must be the one on your profile on WorkForce Australia. You put your JobSeeker number in the subject only. Add nothing else, just forward the confirmation email.


NEET 03/10/2023 (Fri) 05:24 [Preview] No.678706 del


NEET 03/10/2023 (Fri) 05:24 [Preview] No.678707 del


NEET 03/10/2023 (Fri) 05:26 [Preview] No.678708 del
Woke up from my nap. Covered in sweat. Feeling wretched again.


NEET 03/10/2023 (Fri) 05:28 [Preview] No.678709 del
>>678708
>Covered in sweat.
Goon sweats?


NEET 03/10/2023 (Fri) 05:33 [Preview] No.678710 del
>>678709
No. Executive sweats.


NEET 03/10/2023 (Fri) 05:37 [Preview] No.678711 del


NEET 03/10/2023 (Fri) 05:39 [Preview] No.678712 del
I fear I may have burnt the beans neets, a whole huge potfull of them. Absolute catastrophe


NEET 03/10/2023 (Fri) 05:40 [Preview] No.678713 del


NEET 03/10/2023 (Fri) 05:43 [Preview] No.678714 del
>>678712
I knew something like this would happen.


NEET 03/10/2023 (Fri) 05:46 [Preview] No.678715 del
Tastes a little bit burnt. I don't know if I should throw it out or not.


NEET 03/10/2023 (Fri) 05:49 [Preview] No.678716 del
>>678712
Disaster.


NEET 03/10/2023 (Fri) 05:53 [Preview] No.678717 del
>>678714
Why didn't you warn me? I trusted you.


NEET 03/10/2023 (Fri) 05:54 [Preview] No.678718 del
>>678712
Give it to the birds.


NEET 03/10/2023 (Fri) 05:55 [Preview] No.678719 del
>>678717
This is the only way you will learn.


NEET 03/10/2023 (Fri) 05:59 [Preview] No.678720 del
Increasingly tempted to get Danned. Are any of you worried about the effects of alcohol on aging?


NEET 03/10/2023 (Fri) 05:59 [Preview] No.678721 del
BeanNEETs are provides more thrust than a nuclear submarine


NEET 03/10/2023 (Fri) 06:00 [Preview] No.678722 del


NEET 03/10/2023 (Fri) 06:00 [Preview] No.678723 del
>>678712
How did you manage that?


NEET 03/10/2023 (Fri) 06:03 [Preview] No.678724 del


NEET 03/10/2023 (Fri) 06:08 [Preview] No.678725 del
>>678720
Not really, I don't drink much.


NEET 03/10/2023 (Fri) 06:11 [Preview] No.678726 del
>>678723
Turned it off while I went outside for a bit. Turned it on high when I came back in because I wanted it to heat up quickly again, meant to turn it to medium after a few minutes but internet things caught my attention, until I smelled it burning.


NEET 03/10/2023 (Fri) 06:11 [Preview] No.678727 del
>>678720
No, sufficient quantity of alcohol prevents aging by killing you


NEET 03/10/2023 (Fri) 06:18 [Preview] No.678728 del
Ok, got 10 feedpacks out of the pot which are reasonably edible. Gonna throw the bottom 3rd of it out. That'll be enough to keep me fed for a while at least. Very disappointed in myself.


NEET 03/10/2023 (Fri) 06:19 [Preview] No.678729 del
>>678728
An acceptable outcome NEET. You did well.


NEET 03/10/2023 (Fri) 06:29 [Preview] No.678730 del
>>678728
Good save.


NEET 03/10/2023 (Fri) 06:30 [Preview] No.678731 del
Falling asleep. Going to nap.


NEET 03/10/2023 (Fri) 06:33 [Preview] No.678732 del


NEET 03/10/2023 (Fri) 06:39 [Preview] No.678733 del
>>678732
I love you Dan.


NEET 03/10/2023 (Fri) 06:45 [Preview] No.678734 del
thirsty but i cant drink alcohol


NEET 03/10/2023 (Fri) 06:48 [Preview] No.678735 del
>>678732
Thanks Dan.


NEET 03/10/2023 (Fri) 07:00 [Preview] No.678736 del


NEET 03/10/2023 (Fri) 07:00 [Preview] No.678737 del
Test


NEET 03/10/2023 (Fri) 07:02 [Preview] No.678738 del


NEET 03/10/2023 (Fri) 07:07 [Preview] No.678739 del
>>678736
smart nigga


NEET 03/10/2023 (Fri) 07:07 [Preview] No.678740 del
>>678738
Strangely not.


NEET 03/10/2023 (Fri) 07:09 [Preview] No.678741 del
having big boi pebsi


NEET 03/10/2023 (Fri) 07:12 [Preview] No.678742 del
and a garlic bred


NEET 03/10/2023 (Fri) 07:13 [Preview] No.678743 del
and a pidser


NEET 03/10/2023 (Fri) 07:13 [Preview] No.678744 del
Womboflix will be showing an episode of Red Dwarf in 47 minutes https://cytu.be/r/womboflix


NEET 03/10/2023 (Fri) 07:14 [Preview] No.678745 del
the delivery guy (a budding exec) recommended I try their new pork and fennel pepperoni pidser


NEET 03/10/2023 (Fri) 07:15 [Preview] No.678746 del


NEET 03/10/2023 (Fri) 07:15 [Preview] No.678747 del
>>678745
Next week?


NEET 03/10/2023 (Fri) 07:16 [Preview] No.678748 del
>>678744
I shall be there.
I met Robert Llewellyn once. He is friends with one of my old bosses. They have a shared interest in electric wankermobiles


NEET 03/10/2023 (Fri) 07:32 [Preview] No.678749 del
>>678745
That sounds very nice
What joint?


NEET 03/10/2023 (Fri) 07:36 [Preview] No.678750 del
>>678749
it was just a dominos poo poo combo


NEET 03/10/2023 (Fri) 07:41 [Preview] No.678751 del
>>678750
Why do you keep going back to them?


NEET 03/10/2023 (Fri) 07:45 [Preview] No.678752 del


NEET 03/10/2023 (Fri) 07:46 [Preview] No.678753 del
>>678751
$20 for 3 items vs $35 for a delivered pizza only from other shops


NEET 03/10/2023 (Fri) 07:48 [Preview] No.678754 del
>>678720
I'm more worried about wet brain


NEET 03/10/2023 (Fri) 07:51 [Preview] No.678755 del
>>678753
You should treat yourself better.


NEET 03/10/2023 (Fri) 07:58 [Preview] No.678756 del
Ready.


NEET 03/10/2023 (Fri) 08:00 [Preview] No.678757 del
Get in here neets, we're watching Red Dwarf https://cytu.be/r/womboflix


NEET 03/10/2023 (Fri) 08:02 [Preview] No.678758 del
>>678757
>Red Dwarf
Too British for me. Maximum cringe.


NEET 03/10/2023 (Fri) 08:14 [Preview] No.678759 del
>>678758
Right button.


NEET 03/10/2023 (Fri) 08:19 [Preview] No.678760 del
Been watching minority report


NEET 03/10/2023 (Fri) 08:19 [Preview] No.678761 del
I'm going to approximate I drank $25/day of booze on average. A six pack of Furphy/oaties/carlton is about 20-23 but sometimes I'd go with a bottle of ~$10 wine and a red top. Then add on weekend binges. Gonna add approx 1.5 packs of darts a week, call it 60 bucks, about $11 a day. Total it to $35. I'm going to estimate $50 a weekend for nights out, that'll include weed and other drugs because I rarely went out post-covid. So let's say $42 a day.
That's a bit over 15k a year. Probably since around 2019, so about 60k in the past 4 years. Plus the 10k at the cas. Really set my adult life back a bit.
Whoops


NEET 03/10/2023 (Fri) 08:22 [Preview] No.678762 del
>>678761
As long as you had a good time.


NEET 03/10/2023 (Fri) 08:24 [Preview] No.678763 del


NEET 03/10/2023 (Fri) 08:29 [Preview] No.678764 del


NEET 03/10/2023 (Fri) 08:29 [Preview] No.678765 del
So Red Dwarf received a mixed reception from our audience, and the neet who requested it didn't show up. Another night at womboflix


NEET 03/10/2023 (Fri) 08:31 [Preview] No.678766 del
>>678761
Big investments.


NEET 03/10/2023 (Fri) 08:32 [Preview] No.678767 del
>>678765
I haven't seen any Red Dwarf in many years, and was never a serious fan. I picked an episode based on a ranking I found somewhere on the internet. It may not have been a good introduction to the series.


NEET 03/10/2023 (Fri) 08:36 [Preview] No.678768 del
>>678765
I'm sorry for saying it was terrible. It probably grows on you with chronological viewing.
I appreciate the effort you put in.


NEET 03/10/2023 (Fri) 08:38 [Preview] No.678769 del
>>678768
No it's fine, I didn't think it was terribly good either. I know it had a large fandom in Australia, including my own sister, I guess a lot of people just like the characters.


NEET 03/10/2023 (Fri) 08:41 [Preview] No.678770 del
>>678768
Downloading videos isn't really much effort. It's not like I'm organising a party or anything. If anyone wants to suggest a tv show (and an episode) they think the neets might like we can try another weekday viewing next week.


NEET 03/10/2023 (Fri) 08:43 [Preview] No.678771 del
Snooper Bloopers is a show I would watch.


NEET 03/10/2023 (Fri) 08:44 [Preview] No.678772 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=sdOgWosXYew [Embed]


NEET 03/10/2023 (Fri) 08:45 [Preview] No.678773 del
>>678771
I can't even find that on the internet. What is it?


NEET 03/10/2023 (Fri) 08:46 [Preview] No.678774 del
Gonna take a neet walk. Be good while I'm gone neets.


NEET 03/10/2023 (Fri) 08:46 [Preview] No.678775 del
>>678773
I show I wish existed.


NEET 03/10/2023 (Fri) 08:46 [Preview] No.678776 del
>>678774
Bye NEET. See you when you get back.


NEET 03/10/2023 (Fri) 08:46 [Preview] No.678777 del
>>678774
Stay safe out there NEET.


NEET 03/10/2023 (Fri) 08:49 [Preview] No.678778 del
>>678774
Be careful out there it is friday night.


NEET 03/10/2023 (Fri) 08:52 [Preview] No.678779 del
rape


NEET 03/10/2023 (Fri) 08:53 [Preview] No.678781 del
We all need tribal names.


NEET 03/10/2023 (Fri) 08:55 [Preview] No.678783 del
>>678781
wherethefuckarewe tribe


NEET 03/10/2023 (Fri) 08:56 [Preview] No.678784 del
Not sure if I should wander down to the shops for some goon or do something productive.


NEET 03/10/2023 (Fri) 08:56 [Preview] No.678785 del
>>678767
It doesn't make any sense if you don't know who the characters are. You should've started with the first episode.


NEET 03/10/2023 (Fri) 08:57 [Preview] No.678786 del


NEET 03/10/2023 (Fri) 08:57 [Preview] No.678787 del
>>678784
Grab me a pack of burger rings please.


NEET 03/10/2023 (Fri) 08:57 [Preview] No.678788 del
>>678780
Brown Snake has no limits.


NEET 03/10/2023 (Fri) 08:58 [Preview] No.678789 del
>>678788
Seems to think if he bites enough people he'll eventually get him.


NEET 03/10/2023 (Fri) 08:59 [Preview] No.678790 del
ubu'b kah'lel


NEET 03/10/2023 (Fri) 09:00 [Preview] No.678791 del
Watching Collateral.
Having a Tom Cruise binge.


NEET 03/10/2023 (Fri) 09:02 [Preview] No.678792 del
drank all my pebsi :(


NEET 03/10/2023 (Fri) 09:03 [Preview] No.678793 del
>>678792
Did you extend it with splashes of milk?


NEET 03/10/2023 (Fri) 09:05 [Preview] No.678794 del
>>678793
He needs to have a milker on standby.


NEET 03/10/2023 (Fri) 09:07 [Preview] No.678795 del
Got paid by cenno. Going in to Dan's. What should I get, neets?


NEET 03/10/2023 (Fri) 09:09 [Preview] No.678796 del
>>678795
Alcohol.


NEET 03/10/2023 (Fri) 09:10 [Preview] No.678797 del


NEET 03/10/2023 (Fri) 09:12 [Preview] No.678798 del
>>678795
One longneck of Coopers stout. Save the rest of your money.


NEET 03/10/2023 (Fri) 09:13 [Preview] No.678799 del
>>678795
Get something nice for yourself.


NEET 03/10/2023 (Fri) 09:16 [Preview] No.678800 del


NEET 03/10/2023 (Fri) 09:21 [Preview] No.678801 del
>>678795
Three redtop long necks, a bottle of bourbon and a bottle of wine.


NEET 03/10/2023 (Fri) 09:22 [Preview] No.678802 del
RIP MY ARM OFF AND FUCK ME WITH IT!!!


NEET 03/10/2023 (Fri) 09:22 [Preview] No.678803 del


NEET 03/10/2023 (Fri) 09:23 [Preview] No.678804 del
>>678803
It's quite a nice, cool evening, actually.


NEET 03/10/2023 (Fri) 09:24 [Preview] No.678805 del


NEET 03/10/2023 (Fri) 09:25 [Preview] No.678806 del


NEET 03/10/2023 (Fri) 09:32 [Preview] No.678807 del
>>678806
Do you know where teh house is with the aeroplane tail in the front yard?


NEET 03/10/2023 (Fri) 09:33 [Preview] No.678808 del
>>678806
A good NEET would try to dedicate in that police box.


NEET 03/10/2023 (Fri) 09:34 [Preview] No.678809 del
>>678808
I caught Possum dogging in it once.


NEET 03/10/2023 (Fri) 09:34 [Preview] No.678810 del
>>678808
>dedicate
to the poopoo gods


NEET 03/10/2023 (Fri) 09:37 [Preview] No.678811 del
>>678810
Unfortunately it was close enough and is good enough. One of many such cases.


NEET 03/10/2023 (Fri) 09:37 [Preview] No.678812 del


NEET 03/10/2023 (Fri) 09:38 [Preview] No.678813 del
>>678812
he said it was the biggest he'd had in a while
made him walk funny


NEET 03/10/2023 (Fri) 09:39 [Preview] No.678814 del
violent fantasies about women again...


NEET 03/10/2023 (Fri) 09:42 [Preview] No.678815 del
>>678814
Thanks Trev.


NEET 03/10/2023 (Fri) 09:42 [Preview] No.678816 del


NEET 03/10/2023 (Fri) 09:43 [Preview] No.678817 del
Fireworks are going off again.


NEET 03/10/2023 (Fri) 09:43 [Preview] No.678818 del
>>678816
Well bantered.


NEET 03/10/2023 (Fri) 09:43 [Preview] No.678819 del
>>678785
Yes I realise that now. If anyone feels like watching the first episode of red dwarf next week let me know.


NEET 03/10/2023 (Fri) 09:44 [Preview] No.678820 del
>>678814
Man was meant to dominate.


NEET 03/10/2023 (Fri) 09:44 [Preview] No.678821 del
>>678819
I would. I have only seen fragmented episodes. I may have seen the first one.


NEET 03/10/2023 (Fri) 09:45 [Preview] No.678822 del
Just had a small stroke after realising my $30k in savings is completely useless if I have to move out because real estates only care about current income


NEET 03/10/2023 (Fri) 09:46 [Preview] No.678823 del
>>678822
shid nd fard on them


NEET 03/10/2023 (Fri) 09:46 [Preview] No.678824 del
>>678822
J U S T


NEET 03/10/2023 (Fri) 09:51 [Preview] No.678825 del
NEET party time


NEET 03/10/2023 (Fri) 09:52 [Preview] No.678826 del
>>678822
30kg sausages thanks.


NEET 03/10/2023 (Fri) 09:53 [Preview] No.678827 del
>>678806
Thinking aboutme?


NEET 03/10/2023 (Fri) 09:53 [Preview] No.678828 del
>>678825
Cheers cuz.


NEET 03/10/2023 (Fri) 09:54 [Preview] No.678829 del


NEET 03/10/2023 (Fri) 09:54 [Preview] No.678830 del


NEET 03/10/2023 (Fri) 09:54 [Preview] No.678831 del
>>678825
The image loaded so slowly.

Just for tonight?


NEET 03/10/2023 (Fri) 09:56 [Preview] No.678832 del
That handbag would go great with a pair of yellow high heels.


NEET 03/10/2023 (Fri) 09:59 [Preview] No.678833 del
Monged out and forgot the tonic. I'll have to borrow FRM's. Got some softdrink for the goon though. I find Houndstooth is nice straight too.


NEET 03/10/2023 (Fri) 10:01 [Preview] No.678834 del
>>678833
>Monged out and forgot the tonic.
I won't have to wish you a sleep tight tonight.


NEET 03/10/2023 (Fri) 10:01 [Preview] No.678835 del
An ambulance came this afternoon and took the old fella over the road away, and now it has returned and they are wheeling him back to his house.


NEET 03/10/2023 (Fri) 10:02 [Preview] No.678836 del
>>678806
You know it is a bad home area when all the window shutters are down during the daytime.


NEET 03/10/2023 (Fri) 10:02 [Preview] No.678837 del
>>678835
Poor bloke.


NEET 03/10/2023 (Fri) 10:09 [Preview] No.678838 del


NEET 03/10/2023 (Fri) 10:10 [Preview] No.678839 del
>>678838
Big feed.


NEET 03/10/2023 (Fri) 10:13 [Preview] No.678840 del


NEET 03/10/2023 (Fri) 10:15 [Preview] No.678841 del
>>678836
keeps the house nice and cool and dark


NEET 03/10/2023 (Fri) 10:16 [Preview] No.678842 del
had a wet shave
about three weeks since the last, I think


NEET 03/10/2023 (Fri) 10:16 [Preview] No.678843 del
>>678838
You know I don't eat store bought.


NEET 03/10/2023 (Fri) 10:16 [Preview] No.678844 del
need to pack for Motherbat's


NEET 03/10/2023 (Fri) 10:17 [Preview] No.678845 del
Those who didn't attend the screening tonight missed out on a special piece of NEETlore.


NEET 03/10/2023 (Fri) 10:18 [Preview] No.678846 del
Do you NEETs think Budget Direct car insurance roadside assistance add-on ($90 extra a year) would be an adequate replacement for RAA?


NEET 03/10/2023 (Fri) 10:19 [Preview] No.678847 del
>>678846
Probably. My last couple of experiences with the RAA have been horrendous, although that was Victor Harbor.


NEET 03/10/2023 (Fri) 10:20 [Preview] No.678848 del
>>678846
RAA is $86


NEET 03/10/2023 (Fri) 10:21 [Preview] No.678850 del
>>678848
Pretty sure I pay close to $200 annually for something (besides the car).


NEET 03/10/2023 (Fri) 10:21 [Preview] No.678851 del
>>678848
I want to ditch them after they sent me that pointless text message that woke me up.


NEET 03/10/2023 (Fri) 10:21 [Preview] No.678852 del
>>678850
I pay that as well.


NEET 03/10/2023 (Fri) 10:21 [Preview] No.678853 del
>>678849
That is just what he needs.


NEET 03/10/2023 (Fri) 10:23 [Preview] No.678854 del
>>678842
Smooth as a boongs wallet.


NEET 03/10/2023 (Fri) 10:25 [Preview] No.678855 del
>>678849
Fairly certain I would defeat that without even trying.


NEET 03/10/2023 (Fri) 10:25 [Preview] No.678856 del
>>678854
Thank you.


NEET 03/10/2023 (Fri) 10:26 [Preview] No.678857 del
>>678855
>tfw impressed


NEET 03/10/2023 (Fri) 10:26 [Preview] No.678858 del
>>678851
I am becoming increasingly annoyed with organisations sending me a text to say they've just posted a bill to me.


NEET 03/10/2023 (Fri) 10:33 [Preview] No.678859 del
Garn sleep.


NEET 03/10/2023 (Fri) 10:35 [Preview] No.678860 del
>>678859
wish I could, I'm not ready yet


NEET 03/10/2023 (Fri) 10:36 [Preview] No.678861 del
>>678849
Might be better in 2L.


NEET 03/10/2023 (Fri) 10:37 [Preview] No.678862 del
>>678859
Goodnight.


NEET 03/10/2023 (Fri) 10:40 [Preview] No.678863 del
>>678859
Good night NEET.


NEET 03/10/2023 (Fri) 10:40 [Preview] No.678864 del
On to the goon. Gin and tonic in the fridge. Going to watch the third Harry Potter film.


NEET 03/10/2023 (Fri) 10:40 [Preview] No.678865 del
What are the rules for flag sizes?


NEET 03/10/2023 (Fri) 10:41 [Preview] No.678866 del
>>678864
>the third Harry Potter film
I think /tv/ considers that one the best.


NEET 03/10/2023 (Fri) 10:43 [Preview] No.678867 del
another day, another failure to turn my life around


NEET 03/10/2023 (Fri) 10:43 [Preview] No.678868 del


NEET 03/10/2023 (Fri) 10:44 [Preview] No.678869 del


NEET 03/10/2023 (Fri) 10:49 [Preview] No.678870 del
Bags are packed. Tomorrow morning I will get some petrol, go through the car wash, and collect the little people, before continuing on to Motherbat’s.


NEET 03/10/2023 (Fri) 10:51 [Preview] No.678871 del
>>678870
Mcdonald's drive-thru on the way. Get them a mcmuffin each and an apple juice.


NEET 03/10/2023 (Fri) 10:53 [Preview] No.678872 del
>>678864
Happy viewing young wizard.


NEET 03/10/2023 (Fri) 10:54 [Preview] No.678873 del
>>678871
That would be a nice gesture.


NEET 03/10/2023 (Fri) 11:07 [Preview] No.678874 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=wKduUdwXLt0 [Embed]
Putting this on for weber to fall asleep to.


NEET 03/10/2023 (Fri) 11:09 [Preview] No.678875 del
This third one has a very different feel in the cinematography compared to the first two.


NEET 03/10/2023 (Fri) 11:11 [Preview] No.678876 del
Did we upset a farmer?


NEET 03/10/2023 (Fri) 11:13 [Preview] No.678877 del
I am getting on the diet wagon tomorrow. I'm going to turn my whole life around.


NEET 03/10/2023 (Fri) 11:13 [Preview] No.678878 del
>>678876
He has our speling ability.
That should be a banner.


NEET 03/10/2023 (Fri) 11:15 [Preview] No.678879 del
>>678875
It has a different director.


NEET 03/10/2023 (Fri) 11:16 [Preview] No.678880 del
>>678877
I believe in you


NEET 03/10/2023 (Fri) 11:17 [Preview] No.678881 del
>>678879
Different Dumbledore too (first one died lol)


NEET 03/10/2023 (Fri) 11:21 [Preview] No.678882 del
>>678881
There is nothing funny about it. The replacement Dumbledore was much worse.


NEET 03/10/2023 (Fri) 11:22 [Preview] No.678883 del
Re-re-re watching seinfeld.


NEET 03/10/2023 (Fri) 11:24 [Preview] No.678884 del
>>678883
Nihilistic Jewish humour, almost as bad as Woody.


NEET 03/10/2023 (Fri) 11:26 [Preview] No.678885 del
>>678884
Nowhere near. It's like comparing muppets with sesame st.


NEET 03/10/2023 (Fri) 11:29 [Preview] No.678886 del
>>678884
Alright Tiffo.


NEET 03/10/2023 (Fri) 11:29 [Preview] No.678887 del
>>678885
That reminds me I need to get the big bird costume dry cleaned.


NEET 03/10/2023 (Fri) 11:30 [Preview] No.678888 del
If 8's, he'll just spray it with glen20


NEET 03/10/2023 (Fri) 11:31 [Preview] No.678889 del
Fuck, you weren't joking about Dumbledore.


NEET 03/10/2023 (Fri) 11:32 [Preview] No.678890 del
He doesn't even have the same accent.


NEET 03/10/2023 (Fri) 11:32 [Preview] No.678891 del
Retardore.


NEET 03/10/2023 (Fri) 11:33 [Preview] No.678892 del
I might apply for a job.


NEET 03/10/2023 (Fri) 11:33 [Preview] No.678893 del


NEET 03/10/2023 (Fri) 11:34 [Preview] No.678894 del
>>678888
Good get.


NEET 03/10/2023 (Fri) 11:34 [Preview] No.678895 del


NEET 03/10/2023 (Fri) 11:35 [Preview] No.678896 del
I had a friend who tried to be Kramer. He dressed up in the vintage clothes and had the haircut.


NEET 03/10/2023 (Fri) 11:36 [Preview] No.678897 del
>>678892
Defence Against the Dark Arts Professor? Don't do it, the job is cursed.


NEET 03/10/2023 (Fri) 11:37 [Preview] No.678898 del
Based Hermoine.


NEET 03/10/2023 (Fri) 11:37 [Preview] No.678899 del
>>678897
Harry Potter is soy.


NEET 03/10/2023 (Fri) 11:38 [Preview] No.678900 del


NEET 03/10/2023 (Fri) 11:39 [Preview] No.678901 del


NEET 03/10/2023 (Fri) 11:41 [Preview] No.678902 del
Gym complete. Good sesh. There is often a guy there with his girlfriend. She did 1 exercise while I was there and otherwise just sat on her phone next to him while he worked out. She even carried the gym back around for him. Fuck she's annoying.
Was fantasising about disappearing and starting a new life in a Malaysian village. I would have an enclosed courtyard in the middle of a small compound where I'd make my twin teenage sons fight each other.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=AXMJ9xnClrI [Embed]


NEET 03/10/2023 (Fri) 11:43 [Preview] No.678903 del
>>678902
>Malaysian village
Not sure how you piss pots would handle that.


NEET 03/10/2023 (Fri) 11:43 [Preview] No.678904 del
>>678902
>Gym complete. Good sesh.
Well done NEET.

>There is often a guy there
Should make friends with him.


NEET 03/10/2023 (Fri) 11:45 [Preview] No.678905 del
>>678902
Chicks at my gym will come in half naked and then sit in front of where you are lifting and do instagram bodyweight meme shit whilst taking photos of themselves. Fucking Trev was right again.


NEET 03/10/2023 (Fri) 11:49 [Preview] No.678906 del
>>678904
There are two asian guys that come at night too, I'd rather befriend them. Wonder why they're in this tiny town


NEET 03/10/2023 (Fri) 11:49 [Preview] No.678907 del
G&T wasn't as a good as I had remembered. Not sure if there was something wrong with FRM's tonic due to its age or it just wasn't chilled enough. G&Ts are very sensitive to temperature.


NEET 03/10/2023 (Fri) 11:50 [Preview] No.678908 del
in spite of having taken it easy on the caffeine, still can't get to sleep tonight. maybe it's time for me to join the big boys and take up gooning


NEET 03/10/2023 (Fri) 11:51 [Preview] No.678909 del
>>678906
There are two arabs or lebs or something at my gym that wear matching tracksuits. Very cute, possibly gay.


NEET 03/10/2023 (Fri) 11:51 [Preview] No.678910 del
>>678909
cute twinks?


NEET 03/10/2023 (Fri) 11:52 [Preview] No.678911 del
>>678905
don't you love it when they sit on a machine for 15 minutes without using it and just use their phones?


NEET 03/10/2023 (Fri) 11:53 [Preview] No.678912 del
>>678908
It is for the best NEET. Your health should be your first priority, always.


NEET 03/10/2023 (Fri) 11:54 [Preview] No.678913 del
wish I lived in a sharehouse with some gooner m8s and all we did was sit around gooning and maybe smoking some choof for variety


NEET 03/10/2023 (Fri) 11:55 [Preview] No.678914 del
bloody bastard


NEET 03/10/2023 (Fri) 11:56 [Preview] No.678915 del
Sirs would struggle to use magic due to their accents I reckon.


NEET 03/10/2023 (Fri) 11:56 [Preview] No.678916 del
>>678911
I don't use machines much but I know what you mean. Chicks seem to value the appearance of exercising more than actually doing it.


NEET 03/10/2023 (Fri) 11:58 [Preview] No.678917 del
>>678871
personally I've always grabbed a large coke whenever I have breakfast at maccas


NEET 03/10/2023 (Fri) 11:58 [Preview] No.678918 del
Listening to a Youtube.


NEET 03/10/2023 (Fri) 11:58 [Preview] No.678919 del
Unbelievable transphobia in this.


NEET 03/10/2023 (Fri) 11:58 [Preview] No.678920 del
>>678916
it's even worse when they take up the only power cage in the gym


NEET 03/10/2023 (Fri) 11:59 [Preview] No.678921 del
Craving a boonging.


NEET 03/10/2023 (Fri) 12:00 [Preview] No.678922 del
>>678921
boong on brother, ausneets is the only place where a boong can boong without judgement


NEET 03/10/2023 (Fri) 12:00 [Preview] No.678923 del
>>678920
>only power cage
What sort of gym are you in? Mine is a small-medium gym and it's cage has six bays the power cage, a free standing bench press, free standing squat rack, and two deadlifting platforms. You could have ten people lifting at once, not counting free weights and machines.


NEET 03/10/2023 (Fri) 12:01 [Preview] No.678924 del
>>678923
>>678920
What do the chicks even do in the cage? just stand in it?


NEET 03/10/2023 (Fri) 12:03 [Preview] No.678925 del
>>678907
I like a squirt of lime wedge with mine too


NEET 03/10/2023 (Fri) 12:03 [Preview] No.678926 del
Women shouldn't be allowed out of the cage.


NEET 03/10/2023 (Fri) 12:04 [Preview] No.678927 del
There should be mens only gyms


NEET 03/10/2023 (Fri) 12:05 [Preview] No.678928 del
>>678926
I would like to respond to this with a gor meme but I used my only one earlier this evening


NEET 03/10/2023 (Fri) 12:05 [Preview] No.678929 del
>>678922
Half the neets complain if anyone does anything they enjoy.


NEET 03/10/2023 (Fri) 12:05 [Preview] No.678930 del
>>678929
nah that's mainly just possum


NEET 03/10/2023 (Fri) 12:05 [Preview] No.678931 del
What episode of Red Dwarf did webby put on?


NEET 03/10/2023 (Fri) 12:06 [Preview] No.678932 del
>>678931
Back To Reality


NEET 03/10/2023 (Fri) 12:06 [Preview] No.678933 del
>>678930
Thats half the neets.


NEET 03/10/2023 (Fri) 12:07 [Preview] No.678934 del
A lot of vile slander going about tonight.


NEET 03/10/2023 (Fri) 12:09 [Preview] No.678935 del
>>678934
Store bought slander, probably from the specials board.


NEET 03/10/2023 (Fri) 12:09 [Preview] No.678936 del
>>678932
Oh wow, no offence weber but that was a bad choice. You should've started with an earlier episode, preferably S01E01. Back to Reality is particulary reliant on knowing the backgrounds of the characters in question. Sorry I wasn't there for it. I didn't wake up until 7:28.


NEET 03/10/2023 (Fri) 12:09 [Preview] No.678937 del
When the gooning turns the urine brown, responsible NEETs tell their comrades to tone it down.


NEET 03/10/2023 (Fri) 12:10 [Preview] No.678938 del
>>678934
Weber's gaze lingered on my arse when I was deadlifting once.


NEET 03/10/2023 (Fri) 12:11 [Preview] No.678939 del
>>678936
it was the top ranked episode of all time


NEET 03/10/2023 (Fri) 12:11 [Preview] No.678940 del
>>678936
Episode 1 is the best one.
Me and my shadow.


NEET 03/10/2023 (Fri) 12:11 [Preview] No.678941 del
>>678938
Did he ask for a spot while squatting?


NEET 03/10/2023 (Fri) 12:12 [Preview] No.678942 del
>>678939
Yeah, by Red Dwarf fans.


NEET 03/10/2023 (Fri) 12:12 [Preview] No.678943 del
>>678940
>my shadow.
Its the The kurdaitcha.


NEET 03/10/2023 (Fri) 12:13 [Preview] No.678944 del
Woke up with a thought… what if I do a poo that won’t flush and one of the kids sees it?


NEET 03/10/2023 (Fri) 12:14 [Preview] No.678945 del
>>678936
Womboflix is actually managed by another board member.


NEET 03/10/2023 (Fri) 12:18 [Preview] No.678946 del
>>678877
You can do it neet. I'll make sure I do something I've been procrasinating for ever too.


NEET 03/10/2023 (Fri) 12:20 [Preview] No.678947 del
>>678946
It will probably be easier to start on Monday now that I think on it.


NEET 03/10/2023 (Fri) 12:22 [Preview] No.678948 del
>>678944
You need disposable poo knives.


NEET 03/10/2023 (Fri) 12:23 [Preview] No.678949 del
>>678947
got a busy day tomorrow?


NEET 03/10/2023 (Fri) 12:23 [Preview] No.678950 del
>>678945
That NEET is managed by Weber.


NEET 03/10/2023 (Fri) 12:25 [Preview] No.678951 del
>>678948
A shoelace should work.


NEET 03/10/2023 (Fri) 12:25 [Preview] No.678952 del
>>678949
Big flat bread hunt planned.


NEET 03/10/2023 (Fri) 12:26 [Preview] No.678953 del
>>678951
Motherbat manages those


NEET 03/10/2023 (Fri) 12:26 [Preview] No.678954 del
>>678951
That requires the handwork and artistry of a zen master.


NEET 03/10/2023 (Fri) 12:26 [Preview] No.678955 del
Where do people get these WFH jobs where they do 10 minutes a day. Are they just larps? keep seeing em over and over again

do I just gotta go learn java, python, and c for this?


NEET 03/10/2023 (Fri) 12:27 [Preview] No.678956 del
Whiskey without fizzy.
Its burning my lip.


NEET 03/10/2023 (Fri) 12:27 [Preview] No.678957 del
>>678955
I always assumed they were something illegal, like being a money mule.


NEET 03/10/2023 (Fri) 12:28 [Preview] No.678958 del
Wish I had some chips.


NEET 03/10/2023 (Fri) 12:29 [Preview] No.678959 del
>>678955
Learn some linux and javascript and become a SaaS startup cloud operations support engineer rockstar like me


NEET 03/10/2023 (Fri) 12:29 [Preview] No.678960 del
>>678959
how much do you get paid?


NEET 03/10/2023 (Fri) 12:30 [Preview] No.678961 del
Why do they put the alfoil roll in backwards?


NEET 03/10/2023 (Fri) 12:31 [Preview] No.678962 del
>>678961
I don't know but I'm sure the jews are behind it.


NEET 03/10/2023 (Fri) 12:31 [Preview] No.678963 del
the problem is I just can't get motivated to pursue these pointless jobs, but they're the highest paying. the eternal struggle


NEET 03/10/2023 (Fri) 12:31 [Preview] No.678964 del
I keep telling myself "this isn't my life. I'll be a better man tomorrow, my life will begin soon" and yet nothing changes.


NEET 03/10/2023 (Fri) 12:31 [Preview] No.678965 del
>>678958
You can have the honey soy aldi kettle type chips.


NEET 03/10/2023 (Fri) 12:31 [Preview] No.678966 del
>>678961
That little sticker thing on the roll infuriates me


NEET 03/10/2023 (Fri) 12:32 [Preview] No.678967 del
>>678955
You need to work somewhere long enough to build a connection with the clients.


NEET 03/10/2023 (Fri) 12:33 [Preview] No.678968 del
I am still on the same roll of foil from 20 years ago.


NEET 03/10/2023 (Fri) 12:34 [Preview] No.678969 del
>>678965
Those are good ones.


NEET 03/10/2023 (Fri) 12:34 [Preview] No.678970 del
>>678962
Another thing the jews are behind is that radio deflective 'tin foil' is now made out of aluminium, which is radio receptive.


NEET 03/10/2023 (Fri) 12:34 [Preview] No.678971 del
>>678964
Life is what happens while you're busy making other plans.


NEET 03/10/2023 (Fri) 12:34 [Preview] No.678972 del
>>678955
Tomorrow we'll turn our lives around and learn these programming languages.


NEET 03/10/2023 (Fri) 12:35 [Preview] No.678973 del
>>678968
big roll?


NEET 03/10/2023 (Fri) 12:35 [Preview] No.678974 del
>>678963
Try again at a plan manager.


NEET 03/10/2023 (Fri) 12:36 [Preview] No.678975 del
>>678964
Im doing drugs.


NEET 03/10/2023 (Fri) 12:36 [Preview] No.678976 del
>>678966
I left half of it on there because it peeled away from itself.


NEET 03/10/2023 (Fri) 12:37 [Preview] No.678977 del
>>678969
The plain salt ones are best.


NEET 03/10/2023 (Fri) 12:38 [Preview] No.678978 del
>>678960
I was getting paid 75k to drink beers from lunch onwards
Sometimes a pick me up before my morning meeting


NEET 03/10/2023 (Fri) 12:38 [Preview] No.678979 del
>>678971
Life is a fat boong that shits in your hat.


NEET 03/10/2023 (Fri) 12:38 [Preview] No.678980 del
>>678975
what drugs?


NEET 03/10/2023 (Fri) 12:40 [Preview] No.678981 del
>>678980
Just pot.
Need to cut down because its not enough.
Got three codeine pills but not that bad.
Drinking wild turkey straight is pretty desperate.


NEET 03/10/2023 (Fri) 12:41 [Preview] No.678982 del
>>678981
Mix it with water. It's what I'd do. It's what a real boong would do


NEET 03/10/2023 (Fri) 12:41 [Preview] No.678983 del
>>678974
what the hell is a plan manager


NEET 03/10/2023 (Fri) 12:41 [Preview] No.678984 del
I eant to hear more about the friend that dressed like Kramer.


NEET 03/10/2023 (Fri) 12:43 [Preview] No.678985 del
>>678982
Yeah. That is a bit better.


NEET 03/10/2023 (Fri) 12:43 [Preview] No.678986 del
>>678982
A real boong just drinks goon from mount franklin bottles.


NEET 03/10/2023 (Fri) 12:44 [Preview] No.678987 del
>>678983
I thought you worked for a rostering app, or had an interview or something.


NEET 03/10/2023 (Fri) 12:44 [Preview] No.678988 del
>>678986
*puts 91 in a coke bottle


NEET 03/10/2023 (Fri) 12:45 [Preview] No.678989 del
>>678984
He went through all sorts of attention-seeking fads. He showed up to school with a yoyo. He would keep a toothpick in his mouth. He would use a gold pocket watch on a chain.
I was sure he was gay but then he produced a girlfriend from somewhere. I only ever saw her photo, I think it might have been a tranny but I'm not sure.


NEET 03/10/2023 (Fri) 12:45 [Preview] No.678990 del
>>678987
must be confusing me with different NEET


NEET 03/10/2023 (Fri) 12:46 [Preview] No.678991 del
Severely woed and thinking about the married woman I spoke to on the train yesterday. getting to the age where people are getting married. Fuck. Kate is already married and it isn't to me which is not the way it is meant to be.
It is an awful feeling when you are keen on a girl who has a boyfriend who you know you could put down in a fight. I think this is how chicks feel when they see a less pretty girl getting more attention than them.


NEET 03/10/2023 (Fri) 12:46 [Preview] No.678992 del
>>678989
>even gays can get girlfriends


NEET 03/10/2023 (Fri) 12:47 [Preview] No.678993 del
Neets should just get gook girlfriends like Harry Potter did.


NEET 03/10/2023 (Fri) 12:48 [Preview] No.678994 del
Wish I had a Jap gf to teach me japanese and laugh at my mistakes.


NEET 03/10/2023 (Fri) 12:49 [Preview] No.678995 del
>>678989
He sounds cool.


NEET 03/10/2023 (Fri) 12:49 [Preview] No.678996 del
>>678990
I dont do that.


NEET 03/10/2023 (Fri) 12:49 [Preview] No.678997 del
>>678995
He was very popular.


NEET 03/10/2023 (Fri) 12:50 [Preview] No.678998 del
>>678991
What would belting him do?


NEET 03/10/2023 (Fri) 12:52 [Preview] No.678999 del
>>678997
The toothpick is really cool.
There was a dog cartoon with a skateboard and a backwards hat, wearing sunnys.
I couldnt find a pic.
It wss a cartoon in the 90s i think.


NEET 03/10/2023 (Fri) 12:52 [Preview] No.679000 del
>>678998
I just mean that she should be mine by natural law.


NEET 03/10/2023 (Fri) 12:53 [Preview] No.679001 del
>>678993
I wish I was a wizard


NEET 03/10/2023 (Fri) 12:55 [Preview] No.679002 del
wish I was drunk and choofed and watching a harry potter marathon with my neet mates


NEET 03/10/2023 (Fri) 12:55 [Preview] No.679003 del
>>679000
More men need to die in wars to even the score.


NEET 03/10/2023 (Fri) 12:58 [Preview] No.679004 del
>>679002
Come join me, bring some chips.


NEET 03/10/2023 (Fri) 12:59 [Preview] No.679005 del
>>679003
Nah, women don't die in childbirth anymore so we are even all round I reckon.


NEET 03/10/2023 (Fri) 13:18 [Preview] No.679006 del
>>679005
It shoud be a 2/3 men to female


NEET 03/10/2023 (Fri) 13:38 [Preview] No.679007 del
He used to eat chip sandwiches. Crisps, not hot chips.
I think he initially modelled himself after Joey Jeremiah from Degrassi.


NEET 03/10/2023 (Fri) 13:39 [Preview] No.679008 del
>>678991
iktf. not even 30 and beginning to notice it, and feel that time is running out. Nowhere near dateable or even husband material at this point either, if ever.
And if I do make it all the women will have magnitudes more sexual experience than which I'm insecure about. Might just have to get a gook when I'm 35 or something, couldn't be that bad. The feeling of having missed out when you're 40+ seems harrowing.


NEET 03/10/2023 (Fri) 13:40 [Preview] No.679009 del
He was obsessed with the movie Pulp Fiction. He had custom T-Shirts printed in Hindley Street. One said "Zed's dead baby" and the other one said "Royale with cheese".


NEET 03/10/2023 (Fri) 13:56 [Preview] No.679010 del
>679009
>>679007
Yhis guy id a superster


NEET 03/10/2023 (Fri) 14:05 [Preview] No.679011 del
He got an eyebrow piercing.


NEET 03/10/2023 (Fri) 14:46 [Preview] No.679012 del
Based.


NEET 03/10/2023 (Fri) 15:06 [Preview] No.679013 del
bed now
byre


NEET 03/10/2023 (Fri) 15:14 [Preview] No.679014 del
>>679013
Good night.


NEET 03/10/2023 (Fri) 15:16 [Preview] No.679015 del
bitch


NEET 03/10/2023 (Fri) 15:22 [Preview] No.679016 del
mother fucker


NEET 03/10/2023 (Fri) 15:37 [Preview] No.679017 del
sister's cunt


NEET 03/10/2023 (Fri) 15:49 [Preview] No.679018 del
pee pee poo poo


NEET 03/10/2023 (Fri) 16:19 [Preview] No.679019 del
late night neets are best neets


NEET 03/10/2023 (Fri) 16:21 [Preview] No.679020 del
yeeeeah


NEET 03/10/2023 (Fri) 16:21 [Preview] No.679021 del
>>679020
not you though


NEET 03/10/2023 (Fri) 16:24 [Preview] No.679022 del
u kno u luv meeeeeeeeeeee


NEET 03/10/2023 (Fri) 16:25 [Preview] No.679023 del
>>679022
> [United States of 'Murica]


NEET 03/10/2023 (Fri) 16:26 [Preview] No.679024 del
i'm aussie


NEET 03/10/2023 (Fri) 16:28 [Preview] No.679025 del
>>679024
> [United States of 'Murica]
I bully all non-Australian flag posters regardless.


NEET 03/10/2023 (Fri) 16:30 [Preview] No.679026 del
flags ruined chans


NEET 03/10/2023 (Fri) 16:33 [Preview] No.679027 del
Stop flag-shaming.


NEET 03/10/2023 (Fri) 16:36 [Preview] No.679028 del
>>679026
>>679027
you are poopie heads


NEET 03/10/2023 (Fri) 16:36 [Preview] No.679029 del
Aus flag master race


NEET 03/10/2023 (Fri) 16:45 [Preview] No.679030 del
>>679027
fix this website cunt


NEET 03/10/2023 (Fri) 17:22 [Preview] No.679031 del
>>679030
What's wrong with it?


NEET 03/10/2023 (Fri) 17:48 [Preview] No.679032 del
>>679031
I don't think it's possible to fix his brain.


NEET 03/10/2023 (Fri) 18:15 [Preview] No.679033 del
im cooking bacon and/or eggs


NEET 03/10/2023 (Fri) 18:16 [Preview] No.679034 del
mmmmmmmmmm bacon and/or eggs


NEET 03/10/2023 (Fri) 18:18 [Preview] No.679035 del
3am neet isn't here


NEET 03/10/2023 (Fri) 18:18 [Preview] No.679036 del
i am the new 4am neet


NEET 03/10/2023 (Fri) 18:21 [Preview] No.679037 del
my bacon and/or eggs are cooked


NEET 03/10/2023 (Fri) 18:25 [Preview] No.679038 del
we live in a post apocalyptic world


NEET 03/10/2023 (Fri) 18:26 [Preview] No.679039 del
>>679037
Should have fried em.


NEET 03/10/2023 (Fri) 18:27 [Preview] No.679040 del
>>679039
who said i didnt?


NEET 03/10/2023 (Fri) 18:31 [Preview] No.679041 del
all shall be fed to feed the war machine


NEET 03/10/2023 (Fri) 18:34 [Preview] No.679042 del
death to the flat landers


NEET 03/10/2023 (Fri) 18:36 [Preview] No.679043 del
i shrunk a neet's fingers once


NEET 03/10/2023 (Fri) 18:44 [Preview] No.679044 del
double digit iq chad


NEET 03/10/2023 (Fri) 18:47 [Preview] No.679045 del
😤


NEET 03/10/2023 (Fri) 19:01 [Preview] No.679046 del
Mording


NEET 03/10/2023 (Fri) 19:08 [Preview] No.679047 del
>>679046
Good morning NEET.


NEET 03/10/2023 (Fri) 20:00 [Preview] No.679048 del
>>679046
>>679047
Morning NEETs


NEET 03/10/2023 (Fri) 20:23 [Preview] No.679049 del
>>679048
Good morning NEET.


NEET 03/10/2023 (Fri) 20:25 [Preview] No.679050 del
>>678978
You were very charitable in the evenings.


NEET 03/10/2023 (Fri) 20:28 [Preview] No.679051 del
>>678944
You really need that one drop liquid and use a squirt of it.


NEET 03/10/2023 (Fri) 20:30 [Preview] No.679052 del


NEET 03/10/2023 (Fri) 20:33 [Preview] No.679053 del
morning neets


NEET 03/10/2023 (Fri) 20:35 [Preview] No.679054 del
>>679053
Good morning NEET.


NEET 03/10/2023 (Fri) 20:40 [Preview] No.679055 del
>Kyle Sandilands reveals his outrageous electricity bill after leaving the air-conditioning on in his $13.8m mansion when no one's at home
>>Kyle Sandilands shocked listeners on Friday by revealing he spends a whopping $32,000 a year on his electricity bill - and he's so rich it doesn't bother him.
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-11842857/Kyle-Sandilands-reveals-outrageous-electricity-bill-13-8m-mansion.html


NEET 03/10/2023 (Fri) 20:45 [Preview] No.679056 del
>Maverick politician Bob Katter, 77, sparks chaos at the airport by refusing to let flight attendants check in his bag - prompting Qantas staff to CHASE him: 'I can't let it out of my sight'
Maverick politician Bob Katter, 77, sparks chaos at the airport by refusing to let flight attendants check in his bag - prompting Qantas staff to CHASE him: 'I can't let it out of my sight'


NEET 03/10/2023 (Fri) 20:50 [Preview] No.679058 del
It's falling out of me.


NEET 03/10/2023 (Fri) 21:06 [Preview] No.679059 del
>>679058
Better out than in.


NEET 03/10/2023 (Fri) 21:52 [Preview] No.679060 del
Morgdans. Up and started before 9 again. Got out of bed immediately after my first alarm. Time to sieze the day


NEET 03/10/2023 (Fri) 21:59 [Preview] No.679061 del
>>679060
Good morning NEET.


NEET 03/10/2023 (Fri) 22:05 [Preview] No.679062 del
bloody nieces want to ride the diesel shitbox today instead of the steam train tomorrow


NEET 03/10/2023 (Fri) 22:15 [Preview] No.679063 del
>>679062
Do both.


NEET 03/10/2023 (Fri) 22:15 [Preview] No.679064 del
>>679063
yeah sure, let me take out a second mortgage


NEET 03/10/2023 (Fri) 22:17 [Preview] No.679065 del
>>679062
You need to cherish the moments you'll have with small kids. Put the grumpy pants routine on hold for a few hours


NEET 03/10/2023 (Fri) 22:18 [Preview] No.679066 del
>>679064
Toot toot mortgage.


NEET 03/10/2023 (Fri) 22:24 [Preview] No.679067 del
>>679062
Give them a sponge each and a bucket of water and tell them they won't be doing anything until they wash your car.


NEET 03/10/2023 (Fri) 22:25 [Preview] No.679068 del
Make them shovel the coal


NEET 03/10/2023 (Fri) 22:25 [Preview] No.679069 del
>>679067
I was going to take them through the car wash (I didn't end up doing it this morning).


NEET 03/10/2023 (Fri) 22:51 [Preview] No.679070 del
Might watch Apocalypto today.
Feel like its subconsciously moved into my top 5 movies of all time.


NEET 03/10/2023 (Fri) 22:59 [Preview] No.679071 del
>>679070
Looks like there might be some non-whites in that film neet


NEET 03/10/2023 (Fri) 23:00 [Preview] No.679072 del
keep thinking about all the fucked up things I did back when I was on benzos


NEET 03/10/2023 (Fri) 23:01 [Preview] No.679073 del
Might have my final coffee for the day


NEET 03/10/2023 (Fri) 23:02 [Preview] No.679074 del
>>679072
Any examples?


NEET 03/10/2023 (Fri) 23:05 [Preview] No.679075 del
>>679074
Drinking, drinking at 7 in the morning when I was meant to be going to class, trying cigarettes, trying high nicotene cigarettes which gave me a bad throat infection and put me in hospital, dropping out of school...shit just goes on and on


NEET 03/10/2023 (Fri) 23:10 [Preview] No.679076 del
Throughly taxed. Not sure if I will go to the gym tonight or get my boong on.


NEET 03/10/2023 (Fri) 23:16 [Preview] No.679077 del
>>679075
Sounds like me sans the benzos, they came later


NEET 03/10/2023 (Fri) 23:17 [Preview] No.679078 del
>>679076
See you soon.


NEET 03/10/2023 (Fri) 23:17 [Preview] No.679079 del
Took a shit. It exploded out of my arse.


NEET 03/10/2023 (Fri) 23:18 [Preview] No.679080 del
>>679079
brown toilet wall?


NEET 03/10/2023 (Fri) 23:43 [Preview] No.679081 del
Another day


NEET 03/10/2023 (Fri) 23:50 [Preview] No.679082 del


NEET 03/11/2023 (Sat) 00:02 [Preview] No.679083 del
>>679081
Good morning.


NEET 03/11/2023 (Sat) 00:02 [Preview] No.679084 del
I hope flatbread neet will have a shot at getting on the wagon and turning his life around today.


NEET 03/11/2023 (Sat) 00:09 [Preview] No.679085 del
Thinking about those flat breads.


NEET 03/11/2023 (Sat) 00:19 [Preview] No.679086 del
The NEETs are OBSESSED with Olive!


NEET 03/11/2023 (Sat) 00:19 [Preview] No.679087 del
cracked a red can


NEET 03/11/2023 (Sat) 00:23 [Preview] No.679088 del
>>679082
Had a choof


NEET 03/11/2023 (Sat) 00:25 [Preview] No.679089 del
>>679087
Good neet.


NEET 03/11/2023 (Sat) 00:28 [Preview] No.679090 del
>>679086
Handsome fella.


NEET 03/11/2023 (Sat) 00:28 [Preview] No.679091 del
I'm an MKULTRA victim!
There's poison in my system!


NEET 03/11/2023 (Sat) 00:34 [Preview] No.679092 del
>>679090
Thanks neet.


NEET 03/11/2023 (Sat) 00:48 [Preview] No.679093 del
Malaysian Muslim arsehole, pre lubed and gaping.


NEET 03/11/2023 (Sat) 00:50 [Preview] No.679094 del
Mong, cruisey and shitey
Circa 2017


NEET 03/11/2023 (Sat) 00:52 [Preview] No.679095 del


NEET 03/11/2023 (Sat) 00:55 [Preview] No.679096 del
>>679095
This was on the way back after Algeria and walking the Himalayas.


NEET 03/11/2023 (Sat) 00:57 [Preview] No.679097 del
Thinking about how the shamans would paint a new dot on the Nepalese women after they stayed the night in our bungalow.
Never got told what it meant.


NEET 03/11/2023 (Sat) 00:58 [Preview] No.679098 del
Second poo, fourth coffee.


NEET 03/11/2023 (Sat) 00:59 [Preview] No.679099 del
>>679098
I'm building mine up. Might have another coffee.


NEET 03/11/2023 (Sat) 01:02 [Preview] No.679100 del
>>679098
Exploding out of you?

>>679099
Explosion imminent?


NEET 03/11/2023 (Sat) 01:06 [Preview] No.679101 del
>>679100
My bum is intact.


NEET 03/11/2023 (Sat) 01:06 [Preview] No.679102 del
>>679101
But is the toilet?


NEET 03/11/2023 (Sat) 01:23 [Preview] No.679103 del
Done 4 shits today. Partials. Doing some dangerous farts, still not finished. Time for another instant.


NEET 03/11/2023 (Sat) 01:28 [Preview] No.679104 del
>>679103
I let out two firm nuggets. Made my colon spasm.


NEET 03/11/2023 (Sat) 01:28 [Preview] No.679105 del


NEET 03/11/2023 (Sat) 01:31 [Preview] No.679106 del
There was a cluster of elderly neighbours right next to my driveway as I drove in back from my flat bread shopping expedition.
They all stared at me from a metre away as I slowly rolled past them.
Dreaming of that rural isolation lifestyle. Out of reach. Out of reach.
I want to buy the bush acres, set up the bush camp and then throw the phone away. Stomp on the sim card. Complete freedom.


NEET 03/11/2023 (Sat) 01:32 [Preview] No.679107 del
Anyone on the piss?


NEET 03/11/2023 (Sat) 01:33 [Preview] No.679108 del
>>679104
I'll make your colon spasm you dirty slut.


NEET 03/11/2023 (Sat) 01:33 [Preview] No.679109 del
>>679107
maybe later.


NEET 03/11/2023 (Sat) 01:33 [Preview] No.679110 del
>>679104
>>679103
The one I did before was highly unusual. It was solid but soft. It slid out so fast I didn't think a shit could do that. It exploded upon contact with the toilet bowl. Fortunately the splatter flushed quite readily.


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NEET 03/11/2023 (Sat) 01:40 [Preview] No.679112 del
>>679106
>Out of reach. Out of reach.
Executive feels.


NEET 03/11/2023 (Sat) 01:47 [Preview] No.679113 del
Yesterday I was playing nasheeds in the garage and then went out to get in the car and my neighbour was in his driveway with his mate


NEET 03/11/2023 (Sat) 01:51 [Preview] No.679114 del
>>679113
They probably called the terrorism hotline.


NEET 03/11/2023 (Sat) 01:52 [Preview] No.679115 del
>>679114
1300 6 555 06


NEET 03/11/2023 (Sat) 02:13 [Preview] No.679116 del
>>679115
What was that line actually for? What did they do if you called them?


NEET 03/11/2023 (Sat) 02:16 [Preview] No.679117 del
Need to throw out lots of old food from the fridge.


NEET 03/11/2023 (Sat) 02:25 [Preview] No.679118 del
>>679117
Cheaper to get pub m


NEET 03/11/2023 (Sat) 02:36 [Preview] No.679119 del
>>679110
A clean entry is how you assess perfect form.


NEET 03/11/2023 (Sat) 02:54 [Preview] No.679121 del
Might apply for a job at atlassian


NEET 03/11/2023 (Sat) 02:55 [Preview] No.679122 del
>>679121
>Sydney-based tech giant Atlassian to sack 500 employees in a restructuring move to ‘rebalance’ workforce
https://7news.com.au/technology/sydney-based-tech-giant-atlassian-to-sack-500-employees-in-a-restructuring-move-to-rebalance-workforce-c-9961411


NEET 03/11/2023 (Sat) 02:55 [Preview] No.679123 del
>>679120
that's illegal in australia


NEET 03/11/2023 (Sat) 02:57 [Preview] No.679124 del
>>679123
We should be banning more things tbqh


NEET 03/11/2023 (Sat) 03:04 [Preview] No.679125 del
>>679122
https://www.abc.net.au/news/2023-03-07/atlassian-cuts-5-per-cent-of-work-force-tech-industry-layoffs/102062078
>Employees who work in the talent acquisition, project management, and the research and insights teams are the most affected by the changes, instead of broad job cuts affecting every team.


NEET 03/11/2023 (Sat) 03:08 [Preview] No.679126 del
>>679125
It makes sense, not like this happened recently.
>Atlassian launches recruitment drive, literally
>>Looking to hire more than 1,000 new remote staff.
>>Oct 05 2022
https://ia.acs.org.au/article/2022/atlassian-launches-recruitment-drive--literally.html


NEET 03/11/2023 (Sat) 03:09 [Preview] No.679127 del
Fell off the wagon again neets - was driving around, when I felt pressure in my chest, decided my arm was getting numb and even a bit cold. Worrying I was starting to have a heart attack I dashed into a supermarket to buy some water and aspirin. While I was in there it went away and I decided it must have been a panic attack, but before I knew it I had somehow bought some coke, twisties and a cherry ripe and was outside eating them. Woe. Only thing for it is to get back on the wagon right away, keep trying.


NEET 03/11/2023 (Sat) 03:10 [Preview] No.679128 del
Whiskey and tap water


NEET 03/11/2023 (Sat) 03:10 [Preview] No.679129 del


NEET 03/11/2023 (Sat) 03:10 [Preview] No.679130 del
>>679127
>I knew it I had somehow bought some coke, twisties and a cherry ripe and was outside eating them.
Autopilot.

>Only thing for it is to get back on the wagon right away, keep trying.
Start today.


NEET 03/11/2023 (Sat) 03:11 [Preview] No.679131 del
>>679116
Call you a bitch boi poor fag with daddy issues


NEET 03/11/2023 (Sat) 03:11 [Preview] No.679132 del
>>679125
Can't believe big tech doesn't value the contributions of women who spend all day on tiktok and insta.


NEET 03/11/2023 (Sat) 03:11 [Preview] No.679133 del
>>679123
Hentai is illegal?


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NEET 03/11/2023 (Sat) 03:23 [Preview] No.679137 del
Energy crash


NEET 03/11/2023 (Sat) 03:25 [Preview] No.679138 del
Womboflix will be screening What's Eating Gilbert Grape (1993) tonight, and John Wick - Chapter 2 (2017) tomorrow.


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NEET 03/11/2023 (Sat) 03:25 [Preview] No.679140 del
>>679137
me too man. Even after that coke.


NEET 03/11/2023 (Sat) 03:34 [Preview] No.679141 del
bacon and/or eggs


NEET 03/11/2023 (Sat) 03:39 [Preview] No.679142 del
Caught the train to Goolwa and back. Girls chose the crappy Red Hen carriage rather than the vintage carriage. $89.
Got them 5 nuggers and chips and an orange pop top drink thing each for lunch before the return journey. $48.30.
One kid ate about 2 nuggers and one or two chips, the other ate all the nuggers and none of the chips.
Got them a bubblegum ice cream cone from the ice creamery. I had rum and raisin. $19.60.


NEET 03/11/2023 (Sat) 03:40 [Preview] No.679143 del
>>679142
>One kid ate about 2 nuggers and one or two chips, the other ate all the nuggers and none of the chips.
They will never grow into executives at this rate.


NEET 03/11/2023 (Sat) 03:42 [Preview] No.679144 del
Got a call from the car guy to say the injectors I imported from the US don't fit. Public holiday Monday, so he's going to try and get the old ones cleaned and tested on Tuesday. Injectors I imported were about $600.00.


NEET 03/11/2023 (Sat) 03:46 [Preview] No.679145 del
cinnamon?


NEET 03/11/2023 (Sat) 03:48 [Preview] No.679146 del
Might have some gelati tonight, because I deserve it.


NEET 03/11/2023 (Sat) 03:49 [Preview] No.679147 del
barque


NEET 03/11/2023 (Sat) 03:50 [Preview] No.679148 del
chicken breast and bacon for lunch


NEET 03/11/2023 (Sat) 03:54 [Preview] No.679149 del
thockleport


NEET 03/11/2023 (Sat) 03:55 [Preview] No.679150 del
>>679146
I am having a left day today too.


NEET 03/11/2023 (Sat) 03:55 [Preview] No.679151 del
I haven't slept in about 31 hours.


NEET 03/11/2023 (Sat) 03:55 [Preview] No.679152 del
>>679142
>>679144
Many such cases.


NEET 03/11/2023 (Sat) 03:55 [Preview] No.679153 del
>>679144
Well that sucks.


NEET 03/11/2023 (Sat) 03:56 [Preview] No.679154 del
>>679151
Goodnight.


NEET 03/11/2023 (Sat) 03:56 [Preview] No.679155 del
What is Monday?


NEET 03/11/2023 (Sat) 03:56 [Preview] No.679156 del
>>679154
Not yet, food coma after my chicken breast and bacon.


NEET 03/11/2023 (Sat) 03:56 [Preview] No.679157 del
>>679155
Lasagna?


NEET 03/11/2023 (Sat) 03:56 [Preview] No.679158 del
What pubic holiday is on Monday?


NEET 03/11/2023 (Sat) 03:57 [Preview] No.679159 del
>>679158
Adelaide Cup/Labor Day


NEET 03/11/2023 (Sat) 03:57 [Preview] No.679160 del
>>679158
Depends which hair you pick.


NEET 03/11/2023 (Sat) 03:57 [Preview] No.679161 del
>>679159
>Labor Day
1 May


NEET 03/11/2023 (Sat) 03:58 [Preview] No.679162 del
I was under the impression it was a real public holiday.


NEET 03/11/2023 (Sat) 03:58 [Preview] No.679163 del
Rubbed flexall on my arse


NEET 03/11/2023 (Sat) 03:59 [Preview] No.679164 del
>>679162
13 Mar Labour Day (Victoria)
13 Mar Eight Hours Day (Tasmania)
13 Mar Adelaide Cup (South Australia)
13 Mar Canberra Day (Australian Capital Territory)


NEET 03/11/2023 (Sat) 03:59 [Preview] No.679165 del
>>679164
None of those are real public holidays.


NEET 03/11/2023 (Sat) 04:00 [Preview] No.679166 del
>>679165
I knew it!


NEET 03/11/2023 (Sat) 04:00 [Preview] No.679167 del
>>679166
Grenville White


NEET 03/11/2023 (Sat) 04:01 [Preview] No.679168 del
>>679165
You're a fart muncher though.


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NEET 03/11/2023 (Sat) 04:06 [Preview] No.679171 del
There's another stupid concert thing on at the reserve and people are parking out the front of the house.
That how to make gravy homeless pedo looking guy and bernard's fanny and missy piggins and troy casserole or cassowary or something.


NEET 03/11/2023 (Sat) 04:09 [Preview] No.679172 del
The One Who Watches.


NEET 03/11/2023 (Sat) 04:10 [Preview] No.679173 del
>>679171
That last sentence looks like you just strung a bunch of random words together.


NEET 03/11/2023 (Sat) 04:10 [Preview] No.679174 del
>>679173
I can't keep up with modern music and all the silly names.


NEET 03/11/2023 (Sat) 04:11 [Preview] No.679175 del
>>679174
None of them are recently started musicians.


NEET 03/11/2023 (Sat) 04:13 [Preview] No.679176 del
>>679175
Did we ever get the Musical on Ice?


NEET 03/11/2023 (Sat) 04:13 [Preview] No.679177 del
>>679175
oh okay molly meldrum
do yourself a favour


NEET 03/11/2023 (Sat) 04:14 [Preview] No.679178 del
>>679177
you are mentally ill


NEET 03/11/2023 (Sat) 04:15 [Preview] No.679179 del
>>679178
We all are.


NEET 03/11/2023 (Sat) 04:15 [Preview] No.679180 del
>>679171
You should go out and mingle there, listen to some live music. You spend too long staring at your computer.


NEET 03/11/2023 (Sat) 04:15 [Preview] No.679181 del
Skeekoe.


NEET 03/11/2023 (Sat) 04:16 [Preview] No.679182 del
>>679180
Today's activities are all the social I can handle for one day.


NEET 03/11/2023 (Sat) 04:17 [Preview] No.679183 del
>last updated 2015


NEET 03/11/2023 (Sat) 04:18 [Preview] No.679184 del
>>679182
Mennatahnen.


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NEET 03/11/2023 (Sat) 04:19 [Preview] No.679186 del
>>679185
> Screenshot 2022-12-12 at 08-37-23 _ausneets_ - NEET General #628 - Evolution Edition.png )
> >>679179


NEET 03/11/2023 (Sat) 04:20 [Preview] No.679187 del
>>679184
This isn't even a word.


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NEET 03/11/2023 (Sat) 04:21 [Preview] No.679189 del
>>679186
That is also a good doomsday suit Pepe.


NEET 03/11/2023 (Sat) 04:22 [Preview] No.679190 del
>>679189
It's a blown up crop from the one where nukes are falling and there are frogs underground and some above ground throwing snow balls


NEET 03/11/2023 (Sat) 04:22 [Preview] No.679191 del
>>679185
accurate


NEET 03/11/2023 (Sat) 04:26 [Preview] No.679192 del
>>679187
simple neet


NEET 03/11/2023 (Sat) 04:27 [Preview] No.679193 del
We had some good Dan tips back in the day.


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NEET 03/11/2023 (Sat) 04:28 [Preview] No.679195 del
My kitchen drawers are full of little alfoil wrappers, from when I used to break benzos or dexies in half or quarters wrap up the remainder for later.


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NEET 03/11/2023 (Sat) 04:30 [Preview] No.679197 del
>>679196
faked image


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NEET 03/11/2023 (Sat) 04:31 [Preview] No.679199 del
😴


😴 NEET 03/11/2023 (Sat) 04:32 [Preview] No.679200 del
i have schizophrenia


NEET 03/11/2023 (Sat) 04:32 [Preview] No.679201 del
>>679196
Me reading the book.


NEET 03/11/2023 (Sat) 04:33 [Preview] No.679202 del
>>679201
>reading the book
i highly doubt that


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NEET 03/11/2023 (Sat) 04:38 [Preview] No.679207 del
>>679206
poofter


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NEET 03/11/2023 (Sat) 04:42 [Preview] No.679209 del
Women are just holes to use and abuse


NEET 03/11/2023 (Sat) 04:43 [Preview] No.679210 del
>>679209
Thanks Trev.


NEET 03/11/2023 (Sat) 04:44 [Preview] No.679211 del
>>679210
It's raining


NEET 03/11/2023 (Sat) 04:46 [Preview] No.679212 del
>>679195
Rub the left over in your gums


NEET 03/11/2023 (Sat) 04:46 [Preview] No.679213 del


NEET 03/11/2023 (Sat) 04:50 [Preview] No.679214 del
>>679212
I did find a leftover whole dexie. Was tempted. For a second.


NEET 03/11/2023 (Sat) 05:03 [Preview] No.679215 del
>>679214
Shelve it!


NEET 03/11/2023 (Sat) 05:08 [Preview] No.679216 del
on the piss
kids are annoying


NEET 03/11/2023 (Sat) 05:10 [Preview] No.679217 del
>>679216
A important question is what is for dinner and pudding?


NEET 03/11/2023 (Sat) 05:11 [Preview] No.679218 del
>>679217
the autistic one who only eats beige food is having some mac and cheese meal
the rest of us are cooking a couple of pidsers


NEET 03/11/2023 (Sat) 05:12 [Preview] No.679219 del
Neets are you ever concerned you may not be a good role model for children?


NEET 03/11/2023 (Sat) 05:15 [Preview] No.679220 del
>>679216
>kids are annoying
Goon sedative best sedative.


NEET 03/11/2023 (Sat) 05:17 [Preview] No.679221 del
>>679219
Children should never have been allowed out of the mines.


NEET 03/11/2023 (Sat) 05:21 [Preview] No.679222 del
>>679218
Delightful.


NEET 03/11/2023 (Sat) 05:22 [Preview] No.679223 del
>>679219
Most are living the dream.


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NEET 03/11/2023 (Sat) 05:47 [Preview] No.679229 del
>>679224
>>679225
>>679226
>>679227
>>679228
Good photographs.

Toot bloke has meme potential.


NEET 03/11/2023 (Sat) 05:55 [Preview] No.679230 del
I split Miso soup all over my computer desk, at least it was an opportunity to wipe it all down.


NEET 03/11/2023 (Sat) 06:05 [Preview] No.679231 del
>>679224
>>679225
>>679226
>>679227
>>679228
Thanks for the pics, they were very interesting.


NEET 03/11/2023 (Sat) 06:06 [Preview] No.679232 del
A unique Full Metal Jacket remix is here >>>/b/45788


NEET 03/11/2023 (Sat) 06:08 [Preview] No.679233 del
>>679231
You're welcome. It was a very small display, which is probably to be expected for a rural station.


NEET 03/11/2023 (Sat) 06:21 [Preview] No.679234 del
Ladies if your not up at 7am hosing the deck some other bitch will be….. remember that


NEET 03/11/2023 (Sat) 06:25 [Preview] No.679236 del
>>679235
Until it does another racism or goes off on another self-aware monologue.


NEET 03/11/2023 (Sat) 06:28 [Preview] No.679237 del
>>679236
I think simple minds will be safe for a while.
>"We mistakenly believed that we were leveraging OpenAI’s content moderation system for their text generation models. We are working now to implement OpenAI’s content moderation API (it’s a tool we can use to verify the safeness of the content) before we go live again, and investigating secondary content moderation systems as redundancies," the team said.
https://www.engadget.com/the-ai-seinfeld-show-nothing-forever-is-back-on-twitch-064359854.html


NEET 03/11/2023 (Sat) 06:38 [Preview] No.679238 del
>>679224
>>679225
>>679226
>>679227
>>679228
Nicely done. I like the cheese knob.


NEET 03/11/2023 (Sat) 06:39 [Preview] No.679239 del
>>679235
It'll be zogged out now.


NEET 03/11/2023 (Sat) 06:53 [Preview] No.679240 del
autism girl took the last slice of ham and pineapple pidser after eating her mac n cheese
quite miffed


NEET 03/11/2023 (Sat) 06:53 [Preview] No.679241 del
I've eaten too much again. Diet wagon tomorrow. I'm going to turn my life around.


NEET 03/11/2023 (Sat) 07:09 [Preview] No.679242 del
>>679241
flat bread neet?


NEET 03/11/2023 (Sat) 07:10 [Preview] No.679243 del
Which shop did the flat bread NEET end up giving his custom?


NEET 03/11/2023 (Sat) 07:11 [Preview] No.679244 del
Ok, What's Eating Gilbert Grape (1993) will be on in 50 minutes, come watch leonardo di caprio back when he was a mong https://cytu.be/r/womboflix


NEET 03/11/2023 (Sat) 07:12 [Preview] No.679245 del
>>679242
Yes.

>>679243
The supermarket flat breads weren't floppy so I bought tiger rolls instead. I didn't have the energy to go to a dedicated bakery.


NEET 03/11/2023 (Sat) 07:12 [Preview] No.679246 del
>>679244
I will be there.


NEET 03/11/2023 (Sat) 07:12 [Preview] No.679247 del
>>679245
>The supermarket flat breads weren't floppy so I bought tiger rolls instead
you mean were?


NEET 03/11/2023 (Sat) 07:13 [Preview] No.679248 del
>>679219
shooped


NEET 03/11/2023 (Sat) 07:17 [Preview] No.679249 del
>>679247
The flat breads should be floppy.


NEET 03/11/2023 (Sat) 07:18 [Preview] No.679250 del
>>679249
oh right


NEET 03/11/2023 (Sat) 07:26 [Preview] No.679251 del
>>679241
Sounds do-able.


NEET 03/11/2023 (Sat) 07:26 [Preview] No.679252 del
>>679244
>when he was a mong
Be honest has he changed.

I will get ready to be there.


NEET 03/11/2023 (Sat) 07:50 [Preview] No.679253 del
Ready.


NEET 03/11/2023 (Sat) 07:59 [Preview] No.679254 del
Get in here neets, the movie's starting: https://cytu.be/r/womboflix


NEET 03/11/2023 (Sat) 08:12 [Preview] No.679255 del
>>679240
She's difficult on purpose.
Next time, take her mac and cheese.


NEET 03/11/2023 (Sat) 09:11 [Preview] No.679256 del
Took the kids for a paddle. Found a piece of sea glass.


NEET 03/11/2023 (Sat) 09:12 [Preview] No.679257 del


NEET 03/11/2023 (Sat) 09:18 [Preview] No.679258 del
>>679256
>>679257
Looks scenic.


NEET 03/11/2023 (Sat) 09:31 [Preview] No.679259 del
>>679256
>>679257
I can smell the ocean from here.


NEET 03/11/2023 (Sat) 09:33 [Preview] No.679260 del
>>679259
Big load?


NEET 03/11/2023 (Sat) 09:39 [Preview] No.679261 del
Fucking cat is eating. Office smells like fish


NEET 03/11/2023 (Sat) 09:39 [Preview] No.679262 del


NEET 03/11/2023 (Sat) 09:40 [Preview] No.679263 del
Downloading Harry Potter 4.


NEET 03/11/2023 (Sat) 09:41 [Preview] No.679264 del
>>679263
Moofie or soundtrack?


NEET 03/11/2023 (Sat) 09:42 [Preview] No.679265 del
>>679261
Should have given it a nice steak.


NEET 03/11/2023 (Sat) 09:48 [Preview] No.679266 del
Three wanks. Might gar fourth.


NEET 03/11/2023 (Sat) 09:53 [Preview] No.679267 del
>>679266
Crushing Gilbert's Grapes


NEET 03/11/2023 (Sat) 09:54 [Preview] No.679268 del


NEET 03/11/2023 (Sat) 09:54 [Preview] No.679269 del
Grego does Pizza hut.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=8FbszZyAbqU [Embed]


NEET 03/11/2023 (Sat) 09:54 [Preview] No.679270 del
>she would be a fantastic ndis package
Ain't that the truth!


NEET 03/11/2023 (Sat) 09:54 [Preview] No.679271 del
The most I've ever managed is five.


NEET 03/11/2023 (Sat) 10:08 [Preview] No.679272 del
>>679271
I bet Cruisey has done 10.


NEET 03/11/2023 (Sat) 10:10 [Preview] No.679273 del
>>679272
He talks a big game, but that’s all it is. Talk.


NEET 03/11/2023 (Sat) 10:11 [Preview] No.679274 del
Just read up on how to stop those annoying preview video boxes that popup near the end of videos on youtube.


NEET 03/11/2023 (Sat) 10:11 [Preview] No.679275 del
>>679273
With right amount of Viet Choke anything is possible me thinks.


NEET 03/11/2023 (Sat) 10:11 [Preview] No.679276 del
>>679274
Doesn't an ad blocker block them?


NEET 03/11/2023 (Sat) 10:12 [Preview] No.679277 del
>>679275
YOU CUM NOW!


NEET 03/11/2023 (Sat) 10:13 [Preview] No.679278 del
>>679276
No, they’re video annotations


NEET 03/11/2023 (Sat) 10:14 [Preview] No.679279 del
Forgot to pack pyjama shorts. Gilbert’s Grapes On Display.


NEET 03/11/2023 (Sat) 10:16 [Preview] No.679280 del


NEET 03/11/2023 (Sat) 10:16 [Preview] No.679281 del
>>679276
It's those annoying boxes that popup like on Gregos site that displays similar vids before the current video is finished, they dont run just link to other videos, you have to put in your own rules in ublock to stop them.


NEET 03/11/2023 (Sat) 10:17 [Preview] No.679282 del


NEET 03/11/2023 (Sat) 10:18 [Preview] No.679283 del
>>679280
We only want Olive


NEET 03/11/2023 (Sat) 10:22 [Preview] No.679284 del
We don't want any of these vile harlots, and that includes Greggo.


NEET 03/11/2023 (Sat) 10:22 [Preview] No.679285 del
>>679283
She hasn't done the first audio yet.


NEET 03/11/2023 (Sat) 10:23 [Preview] No.679286 del
Daisy's version of the SchipRek rap is better even though she only did the Rynkerbelle dance for it.


NEET 03/11/2023 (Sat) 10:23 [Preview] No.679287 del
>>679280
>>679285
Handsome fellas


NEET 03/11/2023 (Sat) 10:24 [Preview] No.679288 del
Does this genre of thot videos have a name?


NEET 03/11/2023 (Sat) 10:24 [Preview] No.679289 del
Olive cured Weber’s erectile disfunction once.


NEET 03/11/2023 (Sat) 10:24 [Preview] No.679290 del
>>679284
>that includes Greggo
Thats fine, I didn't know if anyone watched him or not I won't post him again.


NEET 03/11/2023 (Sat) 10:26 [Preview] No.679291 del
>>679290
I used to watch him a bit. All his videos are the same.


NEET 03/11/2023 (Sat) 10:27 [Preview] No.679292 del
>>679291
And he has an obnoxious personality


NEET 03/11/2023 (Sat) 10:28 [Preview] No.679293 del
>>679288
What do you mean? Just thots in general, this particular audio, thirst traps? Be more specific.


NEET 03/11/2023 (Sat) 10:30 [Preview] No.679294 del
>>679293
The ones who wear the outfits like Olive. Cat ears. Japanese cartoons sometimes.


NEET 03/11/2023 (Sat) 10:31 [Preview] No.679295 del
>>679294
Cosplay? Lots of tiktoks involve cosplay and lots of them are thirst traps. Go to Olive's page and look at the audios she has done. They tend to be the ones that are big in the cosplay scene. Daisy is another one that is good for that.


NEET 03/11/2023 (Sat) 10:35 [Preview] No.679296 del
>>679292
I wouldn't say that.


NEET 03/11/2023 (Sat) 10:35 [Preview] No.679297 del
Not smart enough to follow the plot of harry potter 3. Possibly too drunk and not paying enough attention,browsing /tv/ on the side. Might read the wikipedia summary after.


NEET 03/11/2023 (Sat) 10:36 [Preview] No.679298 del
>>679297
It is all a bit convoluted and ridiculous.


NEET 03/11/2023 (Sat) 10:38 [Preview] No.679299 del
Imagining weber wanking to Olive


NEET 03/11/2023 (Sat) 10:44 [Preview] No.679300 del


NEET 03/11/2023 (Sat) 10:48 [Preview] No.679301 del
Thanks to everyone who came to What's Eating Gilbert Grape. This is a film set in a far off time and place (midwest Iowa in the early 90s) where everyone is white, the morbidly obese are an unusual sight, nobody seems to be on drugs or has alcoholism and the country hasn't been ruined by free trade or third world immigration. Nobody of course, would be allowed to make a movie like this now. The movie lacks any real antagonists, and is instead about Gilbert being torn between his family responsibilities and his desire for a gf. For me the climax of the film was when he ventures into the big wide world of the new supermarket out on the interstate.


NEET 03/11/2023 (Sat) 10:48 [Preview] No.679302 del
>>679300
You don't have to imagine, I know for a fact he's sent you videos of this act on snapchat.


NEET 03/11/2023 (Sat) 10:49 [Preview] No.679303 del
Tomorrow night will be a film with some much more definite antagonists - John Wick - Chapter 2


NEET 03/11/2023 (Sat) 10:50 [Preview] No.679304 del
>>679302
I heard he was impotent from health problems.


NEET 03/11/2023 (Sat) 10:51 [Preview] No.679305 del
>>679301
It was a good film. Much better than John Wick.


NEET 03/11/2023 (Sat) 10:53 [Preview] No.679306 del
The real reason that weber can't maintain a stiffy is that Olive causes him to cum too quickly.


NEET 03/11/2023 (Sat) 10:53 [Preview] No.679307 del
What ratio do you do for G&Ts?


NEET 03/11/2023 (Sat) 10:56 [Preview] No.679308 del
Does anyone worry they are too much like gilbert's mother in the movie? Eating all day and not leaving the house and taking no responsibility for their life?


NEET 03/11/2023 (Sat) 10:59 [Preview] No.679309 del


NEET 03/11/2023 (Sat) 10:59 [Preview] No.679310 del
>>679308
Yes. She is worse though because she had kids who she ruined with her behaviour.
I just ruin my own life.


NEET 03/11/2023 (Sat) 11:00 [Preview] No.679311 del
Wondering if maybe gilbert's mother committed suicide rather than dying of natural causes because she saw how she was ruining her son's life.


NEET 03/11/2023 (Sat) 11:01 [Preview] No.679312 del
>>679310
Have you ever considered how your eating has a negative effect on the other neets here?


NEET 03/11/2023 (Sat) 11:01 [Preview] No.679313 del
Do sleeping meds like ambien also relax and calm you? Asking for a mate.


NEET 03/11/2023 (Sat) 11:05 [Preview] No.679314 del
>>679311
I am not sure why she climbed those stairs when she did.


NEET 03/11/2023 (Sat) 11:06 [Preview] No.679315 del
Having a G&T. Don't understand what is going on with Sirius. Too intellectual for me.


NEET 03/11/2023 (Sat) 11:07 [Preview] No.679316 del
>>679314
she hadn't been up there since her husband had hung himself. Maybe she was triggered by all the events of the film. Maybe she wanted to ascend and be with her husband. Maybe her task was complete once arnie was 18. Maybe she thought it was time to turn her life around and climbing the stairs would be some helpful exercise.


NEET 03/11/2023 (Sat) 11:10 [Preview] No.679317 del
Raped neet.


NEET 03/11/2023 (Sat) 11:12 [Preview] No.679318 del
weber fisted me in the dental aisle of a chemists warehouse once.


NEET 03/11/2023 (Sat) 11:13 [Preview] No.679319 del
Smashing it on the React project tonight.
I identify the new feature, think of a solution, and swiftly implement it, debugging until it works as my 'design doc' specifies. Good feel.


NEET 03/11/2023 (Sat) 11:15 [Preview] No.679320 del
>>679319
Well done NEET.


NEET 03/11/2023 (Sat) 11:23 [Preview] No.679321 del
Read the wiki plot summary. I understand the film now.


NEET 03/11/2023 (Sat) 11:33 [Preview] No.679322 del
Downloading minecraft.


NEET 03/11/2023 (Sat) 11:39 [Preview] No.679323 del
Downloaded minecraft.


NEET 03/11/2023 (Sat) 11:40 [Preview] No.679324 del
Might download minecraft


NEET 03/11/2023 (Sat) 11:40 [Preview] No.679325 del
>>679322
>>679323
>>679324
How long has it been since you last played?


NEET 03/11/2023 (Sat) 11:41 [Preview] No.679326 del
>>679325
10 years?


NEET 03/11/2023 (Sat) 11:55 [Preview] No.679327 del
>>679257
>>679256
What is sea glass?


NEET 03/11/2023 (Sat) 11:55 [Preview] No.679328 del
Back from a succulent Chinese meal with Misso and her succulent middle eastern friend.


NEET 03/11/2023 (Sat) 11:57 [Preview] No.679329 del
>>679328
Welcome back.

>succulent middle eastern friend
I hope you didn't ogle her.


NEET 03/11/2023 (Sat) 12:00 [Preview] No.679330 del
>>679329
She kept feeding me food and beers.
Of course I did.
Plump dumper and Asian eyes.


NEET 03/11/2023 (Sat) 12:02 [Preview] No.679331 del
Playing minecraft.


NEET 03/11/2023 (Sat) 12:03 [Preview] No.679332 del
>>679330
What does the missus think of your ogling ways?


NEET 03/11/2023 (Sat) 12:06 [Preview] No.679333 del


NEET 03/11/2023 (Sat) 12:42 [Preview] No.679334 del
I always enjoy this little Jack scene from As Good as it Gets.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=pBz0BTb83H8 [Embed]


NEET 03/11/2023 (Sat) 13:10 [Preview] No.679335 del
gape


NEET 03/11/2023 (Sat) 13:11 [Preview] No.679336 del
>>679335
Put some scrunched up chux in.


NEET 03/11/2023 (Sat) 13:21 [Preview] No.679337 del
Hadn't watched this one in a hot minute:
https://youtube.com/watch?v=Q1IXyujNbVE [Embed]
>CODE COFFEE
>meet with my attorneys


NEET 03/11/2023 (Sat) 13:26 [Preview] No.679338 del
>>679337
I saw that one here a few months ago.


NEET 03/11/2023 (Sat) 13:29 [Preview] No.679339 del
I reckon that is probably what Cruisey looks like on the left.


NEET 03/11/2023 (Sat) 13:29 [Preview] No.679340 del
SIRS
DO NOT REDEEM ELDERLY ARSEHOLE


NEET 03/11/2023 (Sat) 13:30 [Preview] No.679341 del
>>679340
Why post that sort of garbage?


NEET 03/11/2023 (Sat) 13:31 [Preview] No.679342 del
>>679338
Probably me posting it lol. I fucking love that video.


NEET 03/11/2023 (Sat) 13:31 [Preview] No.679343 del
>>679341
I found it funny and I know some of you will find it funny also.


NEET 03/11/2023 (Sat) 13:32 [Preview] No.679344 del
>>679343
>I know some of you will find it funny
I will monitor the (you)s and we will see.


NEET 03/11/2023 (Sat) 13:33 [Preview] No.679345 del
>>679344
(you)s are a poor metric.


NEET 03/11/2023 (Sat) 13:38 [Preview] No.679346 del
Rynkerbell >>> Olive


NEET 03/11/2023 (Sat) 13:49 [Preview] No.679347 del
>>679346
They're all cancer.


NEET 03/11/2023 (Sat) 13:50 [Preview] No.679348 del
>>679343
Just admit that you're a faggot.


NEET 03/11/2023 (Sat) 14:31 [Preview] No.679349 del
Hope you have a good weekend neets


NEET 03/11/2023 (Sat) 14:35 [Preview] No.679350 del
>>679349
>weekend
Tomorrow is Wednesday.


NEET 03/11/2023 (Sat) 15:05 [Preview] No.679351 del
Too much porn.


NEET 03/11/2023 (Sat) 15:24 [Preview] No.679352 del
bleeding bum


NEET 03/11/2023 (Sat) 15:30 [Preview] No.679353 del
mmmmmmmmmm


NEET 03/11/2023 (Sat) 16:40 [Preview] No.679354 del
Almost pissed the bed.


NEET 03/11/2023 (Sat) 17:11 [Preview] No.679355 del
almost pissed my life away


NEET 03/11/2023 (Sat) 17:35 [Preview] No.679356 del
Mording


NEET 03/11/2023 (Sat) 18:49 [Preview] No.679357 del
>>679356
hnnnnnnnghhhh


NEET 03/11/2023 (Sat) 19:21 [Preview] No.679358 del
I'm going to be extra antisemitic today.


NEET 03/11/2023 (Sat) 19:38 [Preview] No.679359 del
>>679356
Good morning NEET.


NEET 03/11/2023 (Sat) 19:38 [Preview] No.679360 del
>>679351
And not enough Viet Choke?


NEET 03/11/2023 (Sat) 20:12 [Preview] No.679361 del
morning neets. Had a dream I invited 3 people into my flat, they were pretending to be charity workers or political campaigners or something, but once inside they started behaving strangely and turned out to be vampires. While dream me was a victim, real me never lets anyone in and I only talk to people at the front door with the metal screen door shut, and politely tell them to go away.


NEET 03/11/2023 (Sat) 20:18 [Preview] No.679362 del
>>679361
Get some stakes, garlic, holy water, crosses, flamethrower, and a Tal'Mahe'Ra Blade.


NEET 03/11/2023 (Sat) 20:21 [Preview] No.679363 del
>>679362
I think a better strategy is simply to tell door knockers to go away


NEET 03/11/2023 (Sat) 20:31 [Preview] No.679364 del
Curried mince for breakfast.


NEET 03/11/2023 (Sat) 20:34 [Preview] No.679365 del
Mutual masturbation sessions on Womboflix.


NEET 03/11/2023 (Sat) 20:34 [Preview] No.679366 del
>>679364
breakfast of champions


NEET 03/11/2023 (Sat) 20:40 [Preview] No.679367 del
>>679361
Good morning NEET.

>real me never lets anyone in and I only talk to people at the front door with the metal screen door shut, and politely tell them to go away.
NEET power move.


NEET 03/11/2023 (Sat) 20:40 [Preview] No.679368 del


NEET 03/11/2023 (Sat) 20:41 [Preview] No.679369 del
>>679301
It was an interesting choice. I enjoyed it.


NEET 03/11/2023 (Sat) 20:42 [Preview] No.679370 del
>>679309
I hope we can see this film one day.


NEET 03/11/2023 (Sat) 20:43 [Preview] No.679371 del
>>679330
>Plump dumper and Asian eyes.
More choke in the future?


NEET 03/11/2023 (Sat) 20:45 [Preview] No.679372 del
I hope flat bread neet gets on the diet wagon today


NEET 03/11/2023 (Sat) 20:45 [Preview] No.679373 del
>>679372
Sounds do-able.


NEET 03/11/2023 (Sat) 20:46 [Preview] No.679374 del
>>679339
Is cruisey irish?


NEET 03/11/2023 (Sat) 20:47 [Preview] No.679375 del
I hate Janice so much. Ralphie's son is a fucking imbecile.


NEET 03/11/2023 (Sat) 20:51 [Preview] No.679376 del
>Inside the horrifying world of human trafficking where young Asian women are smuggled into Australia and tricked into being sex slaves by ruthless criminal gangs
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-11843147/Stan-documentary-Trafficked-exposes-human-trafficking-rings-Australia.html


NEET 03/11/2023 (Sat) 21:09 [Preview] No.679377 del
>>679376
God damned gooks.


NEET 03/11/2023 (Sat) 21:11 [Preview] No.679378 del
>>679377
Enticing strongly, manly, virile men in for CBT sessions.


NEET 03/11/2023 (Sat) 21:25 [Preview] No.679379 del


NEET 03/11/2023 (Sat) 21:54 [Preview] No.679380 del


NEET 03/11/2023 (Sat) 21:59 [Preview] No.679381 del


NEET 03/11/2023 (Sat) 22:06 [Preview] No.679382 del
>>679381
https://youtube.com/watch?v=Kl8f04faPhQ [Embed]


NEET 03/11/2023 (Sat) 22:09 [Preview] No.679383 del
oh daddy!


NEET 03/11/2023 (Sat) 22:11 [Preview] No.679384 del
>>679383
https://youtube.com/watch?v=0IBtVPIEFT8 [Embed]


NEET 03/11/2023 (Sat) 22:15 [Preview] No.679385 del
the older of these two kids has a serious attitude problem and if she keeps it up I'm going to give her five across the eyes


NEET 03/11/2023 (Sat) 22:19 [Preview] No.679386 del
>>679385
Sounds like you need a NEET treat.


NEET 03/11/2023 (Sat) 22:24 [Preview] No.679387 del
I hate Jews so fucking much.


NEET 03/11/2023 (Sat) 22:25 [Preview] No.679388 del
>the ground is frozen


NEET 03/11/2023 (Sat) 22:36 [Preview] No.679389 del
Tonight's feature film will be John Wick - Chapter 2 (2017) - John Wick is forced to come out of retirement with his puppy in order to pay off an old debt, only to find himself betrayed and hunted by every assassin in the city. 7pm AEDT.


NEET 03/11/2023 (Sat) 22:39 [Preview] No.679390 del


NEET 03/11/2023 (Sat) 22:39 [Preview] No.679391 del


NEET 03/11/2023 (Sat) 22:41 [Preview] No.679392 del
It's Meadow's fault Jackie Jr. died.


NEET 03/11/2023 (Sat) 22:44 [Preview] No.679393 del


NEET 03/11/2023 (Sat) 22:47 [Preview] No.679394 del
I threw the ball at the dog.


NEET 03/11/2023 (Sat) 22:52 [Preview] No.679395 del
NEETs out of context.


NEET 03/11/2023 (Sat) 23:03 [Preview] No.679396 del
Quiet day.


NEET 03/11/2023 (Sat) 23:04 [Preview] No.679397 del
I huff cow farts.


NEET 03/11/2023 (Sat) 23:06 [Preview] No.679398 del
Having a raw testicle butter dog.


NEET 03/11/2023 (Sat) 23:07 [Preview] No.679399 del
Garn play that HP game. Installed it last night and the installation made the CPU go to 100% for an hour and a half. Game worked okay and wasn't that resource intensive.


NEET 03/11/2023 (Sat) 23:08 [Preview] No.679400 del
>>679399
Based and tranny genocide pilled.


NEET 03/11/2023 (Sat) 23:08 [Preview] No.679401 del
>>679396
Everybody is at negro church.


NEET 03/11/2023 (Sat) 23:09 [Preview] No.679402 del


NEET 03/11/2023 (Sat) 23:49 [Preview] No.679403 del
it should have been me not him...


NEET 03/11/2023 (Sat) 23:50 [Preview] No.679404 del
It's almost 11 o'clock, have done nothing.


NEET 03/11/2023 (Sat) 23:50 [Preview] No.679405 del
>tfw goon brained despite never drinking goon


NEET 03/11/2023 (Sat) 23:51 [Preview] No.679406 del


NEET 03/11/2023 (Sat) 23:52 [Preview] No.679407 del
condoms go on the balls


NEET 03/11/2023 (Sat) 23:55 [Preview] No.679408 del
>>679404
See you soon.


NEET 03/11/2023 (Sat) 23:58 [Preview] No.679409 del
Went for a walk while listening to music. Overheard a little kid asking his dad 'why is that man so fat?' as I walked past. Woe. Woe'd.


NEET 03/12/2023 (Sun) 00:01 [Preview] No.679410 del


NEET 03/12/2023 (Sun) 00:21 [Preview] No.679411 del
>>679379
I thought it might have been a natural thing, not just rubbish that had been in the ocean for a few years.
What do you think it was originally?


NEET 03/12/2023 (Sun) 00:22 [Preview] No.679412 del
Concerning amount of slander this morning.


NEET 03/12/2023 (Sun) 00:23 [Preview] No.679413 del
>>679385
The other one isn't even really autistic.


NEET 03/12/2023 (Sun) 00:29 [Preview] No.679414 del
Fat women don't deserve rights. Non-fat women deserve extremely restricted rights.


NEET 03/12/2023 (Sun) 00:30 [Preview] No.679415 del
>>679392
It was some fat fuck in see through socks.


NEET 03/12/2023 (Sun) 00:30 [Preview] No.679416 del
>>679415
> [Singapore]
>>679412
> [United States of 'Murica]


NEET 03/12/2023 (Sun) 00:30 [Preview] No.679417 del
>>679404
I've only just gotten out of bed.


NEET 03/12/2023 (Sun) 00:31 [Preview] No.679418 del
>>679409
I don't think that happened NEET.


NEET 03/12/2023 (Sun) 00:31 [Preview] No.679419 del
I can't believe Olive doesn't like Re:Zero.


NEET 03/12/2023 (Sun) 00:32 [Preview] No.679420 del
>>679418
He should have bitten his head off.


NEET 03/12/2023 (Sun) 00:32 [Preview] No.679421 del
>>679420
Watch the teeth honey.


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NEET 03/12/2023 (Sun) 00:41 [Preview] No.679425 del
>>679424
achievable natty?


NEET 03/12/2023 (Sun) 00:43 [Preview] No.679426 del
I'd wager that nuro (RIP) had the same sort of facial structure and appearance as greta thunberg.


NEET 03/12/2023 (Sun) 00:48 [Preview] No.679427 del
>>679426
he looked more like vito from the sopranos to me


NEET 03/12/2023 (Sun) 00:49 [Preview] No.679428 del
>>679427
He was a parade float.


NEET 03/12/2023 (Sun) 00:59 [Preview] No.679429 del
What is that camera technique in films called where:
>camera is focused on the action
>action shifts out of shot
>the camera holds for a second before panning to be back on the action
I find it is nice for creating tension.


NEET 03/12/2023 (Sun) 01:08 [Preview] No.679430 del
Lost focus whilst pouring the worcestershire sauce into the slop. Got about half a bottle in before I noticed. The taste is not terrible surprisingly. A bit more than I'd like but not overpowering. The slop isn't ruined.


NEET 03/12/2023 (Sun) 01:08 [Preview] No.679431 del
>>679409
Stay strong NEET.


NEET 03/12/2023 (Sun) 01:09 [Preview] No.679432 del
>>679393
>>679414
Thanks Trev.


NEET 03/12/2023 (Sun) 01:24 [Preview] No.679433 del
Going to have a shit explode out of my arse in a minute. Need to stop going on the coffees so hard like this. My arse can not suffer this much longer.


NEET 03/12/2023 (Sun) 01:33 [Preview] No.679434 del
>>679404
I got up 12. Had multiple alarms set around 9 that I don't recall hearing
fug fug fug


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NEET 03/12/2023 (Sun) 01:42 [Preview] No.679436 del
>>679435
Surprisingly good.


NEET 03/12/2023 (Sun) 01:46 [Preview] No.679437 del
>>679433
It'll be the death of you.


NEET 03/12/2023 (Sun) 01:46 [Preview] No.679438 del
Thinking about goon and choof


NEET 03/12/2023 (Sun) 01:49 [Preview] No.679439 del
>>679438
Cup of goon, cone and choke would make a wonderful Sunday.


NEET 03/12/2023 (Sun) 01:56 [Preview] No.679440 del
>>679439
Need a poke and a schnitty in there too.


NEET 03/12/2023 (Sun) 01:57 [Preview] No.679441 del
>>679440
That would make it a perfect Sunday.


NEET 03/12/2023 (Sun) 01:59 [Preview] No.679442 del
>>679441
I should have gone to church


NEET 03/12/2023 (Sun) 02:01 [Preview] No.679443 del
>>679442
Do they have an evening service?


NEET 03/12/2023 (Sun) 02:10 [Preview] No.679444 del
A strict diet is improving my physical energy levels, but I have no mental energy today.


NEET 03/12/2023 (Sun) 02:13 [Preview] No.679445 del
>>679434
You need to place the alarm out of reach. Put it somewhere you have to get out of bed to turn it off.


NEET 03/12/2023 (Sun) 02:14 [Preview] No.679446 del


NEET 03/12/2023 (Sun) 02:14 [Preview] No.679447 del
Had a nightmare I was back at the wage.


NEET 03/12/2023 (Sun) 02:15 [Preview] No.679448 del
Every tooth brush I have tried does a good clean maybe two times and then it becomes so dull you can scrub for five minutes and your teeth still don't feel clean after.


NEET 03/12/2023 (Sun) 02:15 [Preview] No.679449 del
>>679445
He needs a rectal cattle prod on a timer.


NEET 03/12/2023 (Sun) 02:18 [Preview] No.679450 del
I cut the inside of my ear with a fingernail again. Keeps happening.


NEET 03/12/2023 (Sun) 02:30 [Preview] No.679451 del
>>679448
You need a rectal cattle prod on a timer.


NEET 03/12/2023 (Sun) 02:35 [Preview] No.679452 del
I might head to Drakes for some NEET treats. Do you NEETs want anything?


NEET 03/12/2023 (Sun) 02:37 [Preview] No.679453 del
>>679452
what do they sell?


NEET 03/12/2023 (Sun) 02:39 [Preview] No.679454 del
Who the fuck goes there? Go to woolies or something you mong.


NEET 03/12/2023 (Sun) 02:39 [Preview] No.679455 del
Fucking craving some lollies right now for some reason. Don't know why.


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NEET 03/12/2023 (Sun) 02:41 [Preview] No.679457 del
>>679454
Drakes usually source things local.


NEET 03/12/2023 (Sun) 02:43 [Preview] No.679458 del
Need to go to the shops for goon and fizzy.


1 NEET 03/12/2023 (Sun) 02:43 [Preview] No.679459 del


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NEET 03/12/2023 (Sun) 02:57 [Preview] No.679461 del
I see the boong cycle is in full effect.


NEET 03/12/2023 (Sun) 03:30 [Preview] No.679462 del
>>679461
there's no point in exiting it, outside of substance abuse is nothing but emptiness


NEET 03/12/2023 (Sun) 03:50 [Preview] No.679463 del
>>679454
This was a very aggressive and poorly-informed post.


NEET 03/12/2023 (Sun) 03:50 [Preview] No.679464 del
I asked FRM to get me some liquorice when she is at the shops.


NEET 03/12/2023 (Sun) 03:51 [Preview] No.679465 del
>>679462
You have got it backwards.


NEET 03/12/2023 (Sun) 03:51 [Preview] No.679466 del
>>679453
Its a supermarket.


NEET 03/12/2023 (Sun) 03:52 [Preview] No.679467 del
>>679464
>liquorice
Sounds nice. I don't eat it as often as I should. I forget it exists.


NEET 03/12/2023 (Sun) 03:52 [Preview] No.679468 del
>>679464
She now wants to know what brand. Suggestions?


NEET 03/12/2023 (Sun) 03:53 [Preview] No.679469 del
Wish I had a 2m tall wife.


NEET 03/12/2023 (Sun) 03:54 [Preview] No.679470 del
I had a good shop at Drakes. Nice clean store with some fancy product ranges for this fancy NEET.
A better class of people shop at Drakes.


NEET 03/12/2023 (Sun) 03:54 [Preview] No.679471 del
>>679469
snu-snu.


NEET 03/12/2023 (Sun) 03:55 [Preview] No.679472 del
>>679468
Darrell lea.


NEET 03/12/2023 (Sun) 03:56 [Preview] No.679473 del
>>679470
Yeah, the class heirachy roughly goes:
Drakes > Woolies > Aldi > Coles
You can't go there dressed like a homeless boong without getting lots of dirty looks and reluctant service from the staff though.


NEET 03/12/2023 (Sun) 03:57 [Preview] No.679474 del
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Fucken fuck of a day.
Literally got stuck in gridlock this morning. There was a triathlon on here with previously unadvertised road closures. Took a whole hour to travel 2km.
Spent $38 at McDolans for 2 happy meals , 2 big macs and a cup of coffee.
Got breatho'd coming back from Port Elliot, because the cops thought even more road blocks and traffic delays would be a good idea.
$35 to ride the horse tram to the island and back. Packed with chinks and pajeets.
$14 for two kids to put pingpong balls in a clown mouth thing.
$14 for two bubble o' bills and a splice.
$20 for two kids to ride some spinning ride thing. They were both tall enough, but the younger kid was sliding all over the place and I was ready to tell the dirty carney to stop the ride.


NEET 03/12/2023 (Sun) 03:57 [Preview] No.679475 del
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NEET 03/12/2023 (Sun) 03:59 [Preview] No.679476 del
>>679474
It sounds like the positives of the day outweighed the negatives.


NEET 03/12/2023 (Sun) 04:01 [Preview] No.679477 del
>>679474
Horse in the first image eye has that
>tfw
Look.

Big day out overall.


NEET 03/12/2023 (Sun) 04:06 [Preview] No.679478 del
>>679477
Yes, he was being unharnessed when I took that. Off to have some carrots and beer and fuck bitches or something.


NEET 03/12/2023 (Sun) 04:15 [Preview] No.679479 del
>>679419
want to hug her and feel her boosies pressed into my chest


NEET 03/12/2023 (Sun) 04:15 [Preview] No.679480 del
>>679474
Wish I had an uncle Webby to buy me ice cream, pay for rides and threaten carneys.


NEET 03/12/2023 (Sun) 04:16 [Preview] No.679481 del
>>679478
Stallions get all the mares and fillies.


NEET 03/12/2023 (Sun) 04:19 [Preview] No.679482 del
Cruisey mounted me like a stallion and kept poking carrots into my mouth when I tried to ask him to stop.


NEET 03/12/2023 (Sun) 04:21 [Preview] No.679483 del
Behind Blue Eyes. The Who.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=wOGWrbIYPqY [Embed]


NEET 03/12/2023 (Sun) 04:23 [Preview] No.679484 del
>>679474
http://horsedrawntram.com.au/our-horses/albert/
>Albert pulls the tram as if there is royalty on board, with his head held high, and with his chest puffed with pride.
>Albert is also the only tram horse that doesn’t wear winkers.


NEET 03/12/2023 (Sun) 04:24 [Preview] No.679485 del
>>679484
>winkers
How whimsical.


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NEET 03/12/2023 (Sun) 04:26 [Preview] No.679487 del
>>679480
I even avoided the shooting gallery so as not to create a spectacle.


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NEET 03/12/2023 (Sun) 04:34 [Preview] No.679489 del
>>679483
This song is a good one.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=xODK_OwxpHM [Embed]


NEET 03/12/2023 (Sun) 04:36 [Preview] No.679490 del
>>679487
You could have mogged them all.


NEET 03/12/2023 (Sun) 04:37 [Preview] No.679491 del
>>679489
GTA San Andreas. Good times.


NEET 03/12/2023 (Sun) 04:37 [Preview] No.679492 del
20 ducks in a row, then shoots the tip jar and the teddy bear prize.


NEET 03/12/2023 (Sun) 04:39 [Preview] No.679493 del
>>679491
>>679491
I get that one and vice city mixed up. 👆


NEET 03/12/2023 (Sun) 04:40 [Preview] No.679494 del
Thinking about the man in the ceiling.


NEET 03/12/2023 (Sun) 04:40 [Preview] No.679495 del
>>679490
If he was honest.
If he was dishonest and had drifted the sights, I'd have called him on it.


NEET 03/12/2023 (Sun) 04:42 [Preview] No.679496 del
>>679491
I drive around with the intro tune in my head.


NEET 03/12/2023 (Sun) 04:52 [Preview] No.679497 del
I’d love to be a stern governess to a wistful and unserious young lady. I’d love to smack my ruler down on the desk of a hatless little savage to snap her out of her reverie.


NEET 03/12/2023 (Sun) 04:56 [Preview] No.679498 del
>>679496
Based.


NEET 03/12/2023 (Sun) 04:57 [Preview] No.679499 del
>>679495
Would bat try and stop you or walk away?


NEET 03/12/2023 (Sun) 04:58 [Preview] No.679500 del
>>679497
Nice lesbian fantasy, minus you being a woman. 👩


NEET 03/12/2023 (Sun) 04:59 [Preview] No.679501 del
>>679498
Hey babby


NEET 03/12/2023 (Sun) 05:00 [Preview] No.679502 del
>>679499
She'd have let me do it, but bugger paying $7-10 for 5 pellets and the chance at a 50 cent toy


NEET 03/12/2023 (Sun) 05:09 [Preview] No.679503 del
Seems like Chemist Warehouse is not doing free postage anymore (not even flat-rate postage), but their generic brand site does:
https://www.epharmacy.com.au

If you have ever order from Chemist Warehouse online they are who fulfill the online orders. You can check they are the same site at the bottom of the site as the "Proprietors" are the same. Anyway if you have anything heavy that you don't want to haul from the shops and it is over $50, place the order soon because they are probably going to change it.


NEET 03/12/2023 (Sun) 05:18 [Preview] No.679504 del
>>679503
That is good to know. They used to have Musashi protein 50% off quite regularly.


NEET 03/12/2023 (Sun) 05:33 [Preview] No.679505 del
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She got 6 fingers on her lollipop


NEET 03/12/2023 (Sun) 05:37 [Preview] No.679506 del
>>679502
>50c
That's a bit cheeky


NEET 03/12/2023 (Sun) 05:38 [Preview] No.679507 del
>>679506
I'm only guesstimating, but stuffed toys and plastic shite can't cost that much in bulk from the ching chongs.


NEET 03/12/2023 (Sun) 05:41 [Preview] No.679508 del
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>>679480
you would embarrass him


NEET 03/12/2023 (Sun) 05:42 [Preview] No.679509 del
>>679508
He'd be alright. I'd take him fishing.


NEET 03/12/2023 (Sun) 05:44 [Preview] No.679510 del
>>679508
>>679509
Can you teach me how to tie the line?


NEET 03/12/2023 (Sun) 05:44 [Preview] No.679511 del
Lads how I summon help for my home board under fire.


NEET 03/12/2023 (Sun) 05:45 [Preview] No.679512 del
>>679510
yeah we can do that


NEET 03/12/2023 (Sun) 05:47 [Preview] No.679513 del


NEET 03/12/2023 (Sun) 05:47 [Preview] No.679514 del
>>679511
whats your home board?


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NEET 03/12/2023 (Sun) 05:49 [Preview] No.679516 del
>>679512
You make me warm in my tummy


NEET 03/12/2023 (Sun) 05:50 [Preview] No.679517 del
>>679514
/baaa2/ send a medical team if that's what it takes to knock it off.


NEET 03/12/2023 (Sun) 05:50 [Preview] No.679518 del


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NEET 03/12/2023 (Sun) 06:05 [Preview] No.679520 del
The Indians are yelling two houses over.


NEET 03/12/2023 (Sun) 06:06 [Preview] No.679521 del
>>679430
Yes it is, your just a mong that can't. Taste salt


NEET 03/12/2023 (Sun) 06:07 [Preview] No.679522 del
>>679515
Ty ty but did we also get some of our images knifed off in this.


NEET 03/12/2023 (Sun) 06:08 [Preview] No.679523 del
>>679470
Thw local has barossa kabana and Tanunda mettwurst.


NEET 03/12/2023 (Sun) 06:08 [Preview] No.679524 del
>>679519
Ooey gooey feels


NEET 03/12/2023 (Sun) 06:09 [Preview] No.679525 del
>>679520
Big domestic?


NEET 03/12/2023 (Sun) 06:10 [Preview] No.679526 del
>>679525
Happy. I think the kids were letting off sparklers


NEET 03/12/2023 (Sun) 06:10 [Preview] No.679527 del
>>679523
>Tanunda mettwurst
You'll still be picking it out of your teeth for a week after eating it.


NEET 03/12/2023 (Sun) 06:11 [Preview] No.679528 del
>>679526
Call the terrorism hotline, just in case.


NEET 03/12/2023 (Sun) 06:12 [Preview] No.679529 del
I ate a box of Arnott's TeeVee Snacks Malt sticks. Very good.


NEET 03/12/2023 (Sun) 06:12 [Preview] No.679530 del
>>679524
They'll need to wash the towels again.


NEET 03/12/2023 (Sun) 06:13 [Preview] No.679531 del
>>679528
The number is here >>679115


NEET 03/12/2023 (Sun) 06:17 [Preview] No.679532 del
>>679523
based germans


NEET 03/12/2023 (Sun) 06:18 [Preview] No.679533 del
spent the last half hour helping the younger one rinse and sort her sea shells
she agreed two thirds were complete shit and can go back on the beach tonight


NEET 03/12/2023 (Sun) 06:19 [Preview] No.679534 del
>>679533
>helping the younger one rinse and sort her sea shells
Sounds nice but messy.

>and can go back on the beach tonight
Good.


NEET 03/12/2023 (Sun) 06:20 [Preview] No.679535 del
>>679529
What is the recommended serving size?


NEET 03/12/2023 (Sun) 06:22 [Preview] No.679536 del
>>679534
did most of it on the back lawn
she basically picked up every cockle shell she saw


NEET 03/12/2023 (Sun) 06:27 [Preview] No.679537 del
>>679536
>she basically picked up every cockle shell she saw
I did similar when I was a kid.


NEET 03/12/2023 (Sun) 06:28 [Preview] No.679538 del
I'm getting on the diet wagon tomorrow. Going to turn my life around.


NEET 03/12/2023 (Sun) 06:30 [Preview] No.679539 del
There is a lot of pozz in the new HP game. There are arab, chinese and black professors. I think I have found a tranny side character too. The graphics are nice and the gameplay overall is okay. Glad I pirated it.


NEET 03/12/2023 (Sun) 06:30 [Preview] No.679540 del
>>679538
>diet wagon tomorrow
Sounds do-able.


NEET 03/12/2023 (Sun) 06:32 [Preview] No.679541 del
>>679538
no more flat bread?


NEET 03/12/2023 (Sun) 06:32 [Preview] No.679542 del
>>679539
There is pozz in everything now.
My laptop can't run that game ore else I would pirate it to have a look. I don't even have enough space for the files.


NEET 03/12/2023 (Sun) 06:33 [Preview] No.679543 del
>>679541
I am too fat bread.


NEET 03/12/2023 (Sun) 06:36 [Preview] No.679544 del
>>679542
I have the settings on Medium. The GPU is often reaching 100% and artifacts are appearing. The blur is also shit during these times when moving around. I am going to play the campaign through then delete it.


NEET 03/12/2023 (Sun) 06:37 [Preview] No.679545 del
If you have to put trannies in your game I would have designed a really ugly one. Some male pattern baldness neckbeard in a dress. And they couldn't complain without insulting all the male pattern baldness neckbeard trannies.


NEET 03/12/2023 (Sun) 06:42 [Preview] No.679546 del
>>679529
They are the best TV snacks.
I am not a fan of the new flavours.


NEET 03/12/2023 (Sun) 06:44 [Preview] No.679547 del
Americans don't have the word "cutlery" in their vocabularies. They call it "silverware".


NEET 03/12/2023 (Sun) 06:45 [Preview] No.679548 del
>>679546
>the new flavours.
I just had to look at the boxes to know I wouldn't like them. I didn't even bother to try them even though they were on special.
Nothing can beat the malt stick.


NEET 03/12/2023 (Sun) 06:46 [Preview] No.679549 del
Since my place is dead again but calm as it should be and I'm already here what does this board do for amusement


NEET 03/12/2023 (Sun) 06:47 [Preview] No.679550 del
>>679549
>what does this board do for amusement
We banter back and forth in this thread. Twice a week we watch a movie on cytube.


NEET 03/12/2023 (Sun) 06:53 [Preview] No.679551 del
>>679550
I only caught the Christmas stream and then kontroll for like 2 minutes before having to leave, haven't had any notice of others or is it only for this board on movies?


NEET 03/12/2023 (Sun) 06:57 [Preview] No.679552 del
>>679549
Dress up after drinking.


NEET 03/12/2023 (Sun) 06:57 [Preview] No.679553 del
>>679551
Saturday and Sunday nights are advertised on here during the week and 30 minutes before. It's just cytube so anybody can join.
Kontroll was put on by Big Fella, one of the global admins who has a monthly moofie.


NEET 03/12/2023 (Sun) 06:57 [Preview] No.679554 del
>>679549
we tell newcomers to fuck off


NEET 03/12/2023 (Sun) 06:59 [Preview] No.679555 del
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Ok neets, womboflix will be screening John Wick - Chapter 2 (2017) in 1 hour. I expect all neets to show up well dressed, formal attire, or at least your best pair of trackies. https://cytu.be/r/womboflix


NEET 03/12/2023 (Sun) 07:00 [Preview] No.679556 del
>>679554
don't mind this neet, this is why he doesn't have any friends.


NEET 03/12/2023 (Sun) 07:07 [Preview] No.679557 del
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Do you get 10,000 steps a day neets?


NEET 03/12/2023 (Sun) 07:08 [Preview] No.679558 del
>>679555
Imagine the lucky people who have measured Weber's instep.


NEET 03/12/2023 (Sun) 07:09 [Preview] No.679559 del
>>679558
*inseam


NEET 03/12/2023 (Sun) 07:09 [Preview] No.679560 del
>>679557
Yes, and fuck you for reminding me.


NEET 03/12/2023 (Sun) 07:21 [Preview] No.679561 del
>>679552
>after drinking
Weak.
>>679553
Guess I gotta stop hiding in my bubble of contained autism to catch these things. Thread moves to fast to my taste though.
>>679554
Anything you tards do for boards to interact outside of movies? Or am I retarded for never checking the others.


NEET 03/12/2023 (Sun) 07:26 [Preview] No.679562 del
>>679561
>Anything you tards do for boards to interact outside of movies?
Not really.
Some of us will occasionally shitpost on >>>/kc/ >>>/polru/ >>>/bbg/ >>>/ck/, but there is not really any interaction besides that


NEET 03/12/2023 (Sun) 07:30 [Preview] No.679563 del
5 job applications done, all of them I actually want. 5 more to meet my points target.
Didn't find the balls to do the atlassian application. Tomorrow.


NEET 03/12/2023 (Sun) 07:30 [Preview] No.679564 del
>>679558
A NEET can dream.


NEET 03/12/2023 (Sun) 07:31 [Preview] No.679565 del
>>679563
>Didn't find the balls to do the atlassian application.
It's literally filling in a form from what I remember.


NEET 03/12/2023 (Sun) 07:32 [Preview] No.679566 del
>>679565
I wanna update my resume before I do it


NEET 03/12/2023 (Sun) 07:32 [Preview] No.679567 del
I am having to flick ants off the food I am eating now. They are everywhere and show no fear.


NEET 03/12/2023 (Sun) 07:33 [Preview] No.679568 del
>>679567
Unless you're eating on the back lawn, I am going to suggest you are "full of shit".


NEET 03/12/2023 (Sun) 07:34 [Preview] No.679569 del
>>679567
>ants
Have they installed their home sweet home sign yet?


NEET 03/12/2023 (Sun) 07:34 [Preview] No.679570 del
>>679562
All good. Feel free to let us return to usual.


NEET 03/12/2023 (Sun) 07:35 [Preview] No.679571 del
>>679566
Just apply. You are breathing and that is passing one of their key metrics.


NEET 03/12/2023 (Sun) 07:39 [Preview] No.679572 del
Later lads time to agitate my stomping grounds, appreciate the aid.


NEET 03/12/2023 (Sun) 07:43 [Preview] No.679573 del
I'm gonna find that little kid who called me fat and kick his arse. But first I need to get slim enough that I can catch him


NEET 03/12/2023 (Sun) 08:00 [Preview] No.679574 del
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Get in here neets, the movie's starting: https://cytu.be/r/womboflix


NEET 03/12/2023 (Sun) 08:33 [Preview] No.679575 del
I hate the way 4channers say "lads"


NEET 03/12/2023 (Sun) 09:05 [Preview] No.679576 del
It's not based fam


NEET 03/12/2023 (Sun) 09:32 [Preview] No.679580 del
I deleted that link and associated replies.
I should not have posted it. Too many dickheads here.


NEET 03/12/2023 (Sun) 09:52 [Preview] No.679581 del


NEET 03/12/2023 (Sun) 09:53 [Preview] No.679582 del
>>679580
>Too many dickheads here
Nasty post.


NEET 03/12/2023 (Sun) 10:04 [Preview] No.679583 del
paul.im


NEET 03/12/2023 (Sun) 10:12 [Preview] No.679584 del
Good Nick's tonight.


NEET 03/12/2023 (Sun) 10:14 [Preview] No.679585 del
>>679584
low quality post


NEET 03/12/2023 (Sun) 10:16 [Preview] No.679586 del
>>679585
Nick does his best.


NEET 03/12/2023 (Sun) 10:17 [Preview] No.679587 del
>>679586
but you never do


NEET 03/12/2023 (Sun) 10:19 [Preview] No.679588 del
>>679587
Ain't that the truth!


NEET 03/12/2023 (Sun) 10:25 [Preview] No.679589 del
I had a few good interactions with co-workers today, left me feeling like a human.


NEET 03/12/2023 (Sun) 10:26 [Preview] No.679590 del
>>679589
Well done NEET.

>left me feeling like a human
that is always a good feel.


NEET 03/12/2023 (Sun) 10:28 [Preview] No.679591 del
>>679589
Good to hear NEET. Keep at it.


NEET 03/12/2023 (Sun) 10:29 [Preview] No.679592 del
I feel like a monster. And sometime like a ghost. Like I don't even exist.


NEET 03/12/2023 (Sun) 10:30 [Preview] No.679593 del
>>679590
>>679591
It was overall a bad day, but had it's good moments.
>>679592
I've felt like that most of my life, I'm still battling the feeling that I'm a monster that should be locked away from the rest of society.


NEET 03/12/2023 (Sun) 10:30 [Preview] No.679594 del
>>679592
Are you real?


NEET 03/12/2023 (Sun) 10:32 [Preview] No.679595 del
>>679589
>tfw no co-workers
What industry do you work in?


NEET 03/12/2023 (Sun) 10:32 [Preview] No.679596 del
I post, therefore I am.


NEET 03/12/2023 (Sun) 10:33 [Preview] No.679597 del
>>679592
I know that feel. Have you read Lovecrafts 'The Outsider'?


NEET 03/12/2023 (Sun) 10:34 [Preview] No.679598 del
>>679597
>Have you read Lovecrafts 'The Outsider'?
I have not.


NEET 03/12/2023 (Sun) 10:34 [Preview] No.679599 del
>>679596
Well deducted.


NEET 03/12/2023 (Sun) 10:36 [Preview] No.679600 del
>>679599
I was in Ravenclaw back at Hogwarts. I was expelled for sexual misconduct with a house elf (male).


NEET 03/12/2023 (Sun) 10:39 [Preview] No.679601 del
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Thanks to everyone who came to watch John Wick - Chapter 2. The John Wick franchise takes the aspects of action and crime films that people actually like - the action scenes, the larger than life gangster characters, the stylish settings - and turns them all the way up to 11, while shrugging at things like plot logic and character development, which nobody really watches these films for anyway.


NEET 03/12/2023 (Sun) 10:40 [Preview] No.679602 del
>>679600
were you the top or the bottom?


NEET 03/12/2023 (Sun) 10:42 [Preview] No.679603 del
>>679602
It was more complicated than that.


NEET 03/12/2023 (Sun) 10:43 [Preview] No.679604 del
A question - the John Wick films employ no obvious cgi, and have fairly low budgets. Could they have made films like that back in the 80s?


NEET 03/12/2023 (Sun) 10:45 [Preview] No.679605 del
>>679601
Does Nuro still go to movie nights?


NEET 03/12/2023 (Sun) 10:48 [Preview] No.679606 del
>>679605
Haven't seen him for a while. He's probably far too busy being based and kino.


NEET 03/12/2023 (Sun) 10:49 [Preview] No.679607 del
He's dead.


NEET 03/12/2023 (Sun) 10:51 [Preview] No.679608 del
>>679606
I was banned from Womboflix for telling him off.


NEET 03/12/2023 (Sun) 10:53 [Preview] No.679609 del
>>679608
Who are you?


NEET 03/12/2023 (Sun) 10:54 [Preview] No.679610 del
>>679609
I don't have an account.


NEET 03/12/2023 (Sun) 10:54 [Preview] No.679611 del
>>679608
I didn't realise anyone was banned from womboflix. I'll lift your ban.


NEET 03/12/2023 (Sun) 10:55 [Preview] No.679612 del
Awoken


NEET 03/12/2023 (Sun) 10:56 [Preview] No.679613 del
>>679611
Thanks.


NEET 03/12/2023 (Sun) 10:56 [Preview] No.679614 del
>>679612
That's a mistake, go back to sleep.


NEET 03/12/2023 (Sun) 10:57 [Preview] No.679615 del
>>679612
Good morning.


NEET 03/12/2023 (Sun) 11:06 [Preview] No.679616 del
Rita Repulsa.


NEET 03/12/2023 (Sun) 11:07 [Preview] No.679617 del
Good back session. The straps went much better this time. The stupid girlfriend was there loitering and being annoying.


NEET 03/12/2023 (Sun) 11:10 [Preview] No.679618 del
>>679617
Well done King.


NEET 03/12/2023 (Sun) 11:10 [Preview] No.679619 del
>>679617
What back exercises do you do? I need to strengthen my upper back.


NEET 03/12/2023 (Sun) 11:21 [Preview] No.679620 del
>>679618
Thanks brotherman

>>679619
Assisted pullup, close grip cable row, lat pulldowns, db shrugs.
The lat pull downs I have not progressed at all year, I just can't seem to get the activation right. I need to find a comparable vertical pull to swap them for.


NEET 03/12/2023 (Sun) 11:41 [Preview] No.679621 del
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Memes


NEET 03/12/2023 (Sun) 11:48 [Preview] No.679622 del
>>679604
Could have? There were probably examples, but these kind of films were held back mainly by technology related to cameras.
For a long time the camera had to be stationary and couldn't even pan, only later could you zoom, only later again were either able to be done for general effect rather than novelty.

A big reason kung fu films were big and kung fu video games for big was the linear fighting style tended towards a stationary camera. You see various homages to this in kill bill.


NEET 03/12/2023 (Sun) 12:11 [Preview] No.679623 del
I cooked a kilo of honey soy wings, then battered them in egg whites and Korean msg frying powder stuff.


NEET 03/12/2023 (Sun) 12:13 [Preview] No.679624 del
>>679623
Sounds interesting. A photo would have been nice.


NEET 03/12/2023 (Sun) 12:17 [Preview] No.679625 del
Never understood how to fry things and all the combinations of flouring, battering, crumbing, marinating and frying.


NEET 03/12/2023 (Sun) 12:25 [Preview] No.679626 del
I bought a deep fryer a couple of years ago but it is still in the box.


NEET 03/12/2023 (Sun) 12:37 [Preview] No.679627 del
>>679626
Problem I think is the cost of oil relative the the value of what you are frying. Even if you flocked your oil its not worth it unless you're frying things every day and that's an executive lifestyle


NEET 03/12/2023 (Sun) 12:52 [Preview] No.679628 del
Watching Saladin


NEET 03/12/2023 (Sun) 12:53 [Preview] No.679629 del
>>679628
The 1963 film?


NEET 03/12/2023 (Sun) 13:17 [Preview] No.679630 del
>>679629
Yeah. It's like Kingdom of Heaven, but from the other side.


NEET 03/12/2023 (Sun) 13:26 [Preview] No.679631 del
>>679630
whose side are you on?


NEET 03/12/2023 (Sun) 13:39 [Preview] No.679632 del
>>679631
Jerusalem and Constantinople are both Christian.


NEET 03/12/2023 (Sun) 13:42 [Preview] No.679633 del
That said, Richard the Lionheart deserved to lose.


NEET 03/12/2023 (Sun) 13:42 [Preview] No.679634 del
>>679632
Infidel dog.


NEET 03/12/2023 (Sun) 13:42 [Preview] No.679635 del
>>679632
Not anymore


NEET 03/12/2023 (Sun) 13:50 [Preview] No.679636 del
>>679634
Arabs don't have cities. Only Medina existed at the time of Mohammad. Mecca isn't real and Jerusalem only matters because of the Jews.


NEET 03/12/2023 (Sun) 13:52 [Preview] No.679637 del
>>679635
In their hearts they are.
Giving up the


NEET 03/12/2023 (Sun) 13:53 [Preview] No.679638 del
>>679637
was looking up how to spell it.
... Hagia Sophia was the biggest cop out.


NEET 03/12/2023 (Sun) 14:04 [Preview] No.679639 del
They have these long dialogues about who is the aggressor because neither side wants to be the one who declares war.
Egyptian cinema is cool.


NEET 03/12/2023 (Sun) 14:10 [Preview] No.679640 del
Big props


NEET 03/12/2023 (Sun) 14:17 [Preview] No.679641 del
I'll need to watch this again, it's all in Arabic and I'm not keeping up. 👆


NEET 03/12/2023 (Sun) 14:20 [Preview] No.679642 del
Got cold chills and eeby jeebys down my spine when walking down the hall.


NEET 03/12/2023 (Sun) 14:26 [Preview] No.679643 del
>>679642
Watching this muslim propaganda film has let the devil in.


NEET 03/12/2023 (Sun) 14:31 [Preview] No.679644 del
>>679643
It was while a scene where all the christian soldiers lay dead


NEET 03/12/2023 (Sun) 14:35 [Preview] No.679645 del
I think i saw the flicker of light off its eyes while it looked around th corner at me


NEET 03/12/2023 (Sun) 14:43 [Preview] No.679646 del
>>679645
Its a Jinn.


NEET 03/12/2023 (Sun) 14:50 [Preview] No.679647 del
>>679646
Lilith, come to milk me in my sleep.


NEET 03/12/2023 (Sun) 15:03 [Preview] No.679648 del
>>679647
A choke too.


NEET 03/12/2023 (Sun) 15:35 [Preview] No.679650 del
Redditor on how to he deals with Thai hookers in his hotel room:
>Usually I just make them clap their hands while I am taking a piss so they don’t steal…


NEET 03/12/2023 (Sun) 15:54 [Preview] No.679651 del
I am off to bed NEETs. Good night.
New thread migration soon, less than 20 posts.


NEET 03/12/2023 (Sun) 17:24 [Preview] No.679652 del
4am NEET reporting


NEET 03/12/2023 (Sun) 17:59 [Preview] No.679653 del
Get ready for fresh, fill this tank.

Have a Blessed Sunday!


NEET 03/12/2023 (Sun) 18:17 [Preview] No.679654 del
morning neets
>>679652
That used to be my shift, but cutting down on the caffeine has made me 5am neet


NEET 03/12/2023 (Sun) 19:59 [Preview] No.679656 del
>>679603
T and B.


NEET 03/12/2023 (Sun) 20:00 [Preview] No.679657 del
>>679601
>the action scenes, the larger than life gangster characters, the stylish settings - and turns them all the way up to 11
That description reminds me of Nobody 2021.


NEET 03/12/2023 (Sun) 20:02 [Preview] No.679658 del
>>679625
As long as you don't shit in the fry pan, you'll be fine.


NEET 03/12/2023 (Sun) 20:03 [Preview] No.679659 del
>>679639
>>679640
A screen shot of a photograph of a screen. Inception.


NEET 03/12/2023 (Sun) 20:03 [Preview] No.679660 del
>>679657
I always knew saul goodman was a bad arse, would love to see a fight between him and mike


NEET 03/12/2023 (Sun) 20:03 [Preview] No.679661 del
>>679642
Sleep tight.


NEET 03/12/2023 (Sun) 20:04 [Preview] No.679662 del


NEET 03/12/2023 (Sun) 20:04 [Preview] No.679663 del
>>679651
Sleep tight.


NEET 03/12/2023 (Sun) 20:04 [Preview] No.679664 del
>>679654
Good morning NEET.


NEET 03/12/2023 (Sun) 20:05 [Preview] No.679665 del
YELLOW HIGH HEELS


NEET 03/12/2023 (Sun) 20:05 [Preview] No.679666 del
ELEGANT MAN BAG


NEET 03/12/2023 (Sun) 20:05 [Preview] No.679668 del
THICC NEET CLAPPERS


NEET 03/12/2023 (Sun) 20:06 [Preview] No.679670 del
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GET TO THE CHOPPAH!



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