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NEET General #666 - Evil Edition NEET 03/12/2023 (Sun) 15:16 [Preview] No. 679649
Do you NEETs think the devil is real?

Old Thread: >>678648


NEET 03/12/2023 (Sun) 19:58 [Preview] No.679655 del
How?


NEET 03/12/2023 (Sun) 20:05 [Preview] No.679667 del
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NEET 03/12/2023 (Sun) 20:06 [Preview] No.679671 del
The devil and dan


NEET 03/12/2023 (Sun) 20:07 [Preview] No.679672 del
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Attention - the neet formerly known as 128kg and 127kg neet is now 126kg neet. Thank you for putting up with the frequent name changes.


NEET 03/12/2023 (Sun) 20:07 [Preview] No.679673 del
>>679672
Congratulations 126kgNEET


NEET 03/12/2023 (Sun) 20:15 [Preview] No.679674 del
If only we knew
>Now Elon Musk says he's 'open to the idea' of buying crisis-hit Silicon Valley Bank and turning Twitter into a digital bank
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-11849521/Now-Elon-Musk-says-hes-open-idea-buying-crisis-hit-Silicon-Valley-Bank.html


NEET 03/12/2023 (Sun) 20:18 [Preview] No.679675 del
mording

>>679672
Excellent work.


NEET 03/12/2023 (Sun) 20:19 [Preview] No.679676 del
>>679675
Good morning NEET.


NEET 03/12/2023 (Sun) 20:46 [Preview] No.679677 del
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>>679674
Elon should fund his purchase of the bank using a newly issued crypto coin and nfts, and then use the bank as an investment platform to kick start his mars colonisation effort.


NEET 03/12/2023 (Sun) 20:46 [Preview] No.679678 del
Forgot it's a public holiday today, outside is going to be full of disgusting normies,


NEET 03/12/2023 (Sun) 21:02 [Preview] No.679679 del
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>>679677
Reminds me of this classic meme.


NEET 03/12/2023 (Sun) 21:02 [Preview] No.679680 del
>>679678
Stay safe NEET.

I would recommend a full doomsday suit as a precautionary measure.


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NEET 03/12/2023 (Sun) 21:18 [Preview] No.679682 del
>get wage
>lose hundreds of dollars worth of concessions
>suddenly become time poor
>still losing money
>incredibly stressed
>could lose job and get dumped on my arse
Wage isn't worth it neets


NEET 03/12/2023 (Sun) 21:24 [Preview] No.679683 del
>>679682
We know. Now fuck off and get to work. Somebody needs to earn my neetbux.


NEET 03/12/2023 (Sun) 21:25 [Preview] No.679684 del
Went out and threw my half finished bottle of benzos in a public rubbish bin. I hope some homeless guy like nuro fishes it out while searching for empty cans, and enjoys the benzos more than I did.


NEET 03/12/2023 (Sun) 21:26 [Preview] No.679685 del
>>679678
It's not a real public holiday.


NEET 03/12/2023 (Sun) 21:26 [Preview] No.679686 del
>>679684
Good work neet


NEET 03/12/2023 (Sun) 21:33 [Preview] No.679687 del
>>679682
Cenno is still active for 2 months or so after no payment of you keep meeting your obligations. You can still use health care card and if you have a valid travel concession card. But no rent payment would hit harder.


NEET 03/12/2023 (Sun) 21:34 [Preview] No.679688 del
>>679684
>I hope some homeless guy like nuro fishes it out while searching for empty cans
If he was still alive (RIP), he would post the haul on here.


NEET 03/12/2023 (Sun) 21:39 [Preview] No.679689 del
>>679684
>bottle
they come in bottles?


NEET 03/12/2023 (Sun) 21:40 [Preview] No.679690 del
>>679689
maybe they shouldn't


NEET 03/12/2023 (Sun) 21:45 [Preview] No.679691 del
>>679690
less effort than popping them out of sheets at least


NEET 03/12/2023 (Sun) 21:48 [Preview] No.679692 del
>>679691
Using a bottle isn't right. It's pill popping not pill shaker.


NEET 03/12/2023 (Sun) 21:55 [Preview] No.679693 del
>>679687
I've hit two months and I'm haemoraging money, probably what my payments were over again in the loss of concessions.
How much do you need to make a week to keep your head above water? Serious question, because I'm being paid less than that.


NEET 03/12/2023 (Sun) 22:02 [Preview] No.679694 del
>>679693
The threshold to get no payment per fortnight is $1900 for a single adult with no children. If you were close to $1900 per fortnight before tax and had a working credit you'll get something but not much.

It depends on your circumstances as I think some concessions require full payment rate. Just be careful in the future as quiting now is not a valid excuse and you'll have to serve the waiting periods. So plan ahead now what you're doing.


NEET 03/12/2023 (Sun) 22:23 [Preview] No.679695 del
>>679694
There are just so many reasons to stay unemployed, you've got more income security on cenno then on a casual job and the more you change what you're doing the more likely you are to get fucked


NEET 03/12/2023 (Sun) 22:28 [Preview] No.679696 del
>>679695
Start planning ahead to move back onto Cenno. Just don't quit or whatever is not allowed in the Cenno guidelines. Good luck.


NEET 03/12/2023 (Sun) 22:35 [Preview] No.679697 del
I had a big boy cup of coffee.


NEET 03/12/2023 (Sun) 22:36 [Preview] No.679698 del
>>679697
Poo time soon?


NEET 03/12/2023 (Sun) 22:44 [Preview] No.679699 del
>>679698
I don't think so, sadly.


NEET 03/12/2023 (Sun) 22:46 [Preview] No.679700 del
>>679694
that's sounds too high


NEET 03/12/2023 (Sun) 22:49 [Preview] No.679701 del
>>679700
Correct its almost $1300 per fortnight single with no dependants.
https://www.servicesaustralia.gov.au/income-test-for-jobseeker-payment?context=51411


NEET 03/12/2023 (Sun) 22:50 [Preview] No.679702 del
The Russian peg leg is cute.


NEET 03/12/2023 (Sun) 22:52 [Preview] No.679703 del
>>679701
that sounds better
i remember i was only making 1400 and i got cut off


NEET 03/12/2023 (Sun) 23:05 [Preview] No.679704 del
God my life's a trainwreck. Best thing is not to think about it.


NEET 03/12/2023 (Sun) 23:07 [Preview] No.679705 del
Morning gamers. Awake and out of bed after my first alarm. Put it on the other side of the bed. I think the issue is the volume was way too low before.

>>679704
The past increases, the future recedes. NEETman remains idle.


NEET 03/12/2023 (Sun) 23:15 [Preview] No.679706 del
>>679705
Good morning NEET.

>The past increases, the future recedes. NEETman remains idle.
I like this


NEET 03/12/2023 (Sun) 23:16 [Preview] No.679707 del
gaymers


NEET 03/12/2023 (Sun) 23:20 [Preview] No.679708 del


NEET 03/12/2023 (Sun) 23:24 [Preview] No.679709 del
bussy squirt


NEET 03/12/2023 (Sun) 23:30 [Preview] No.679710 del
>>679701
>50 cents for each dollar between $150 and $256 then 60 cents for each dollar over $256
Can't work it out.
T. Illiterate neet.

If you've got an income of 750 a week would you be able to claim anything at all?
Maybe I'm just shit at budgeting.


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This week, womboflix...

On Wednesday we'll try another episode of the british scifi-comedy Red Dwarf, this time the first episode, so hopefully it will make more sense than the last episode we screened.

On Saturday will be National Treasure (2004), where your hero and mine, Nicolas Cage, uncovers a centuries old conspiracy involving the freemasons.

On Sunday we will be showing the third movie in the John Wick series - John Wick Chapter 3 - Parabellum. John Wick 4 hits the cinemas on March 23rd.


NEET 03/12/2023 (Sun) 23:36 [Preview] No.679712 del
>>679710
750 + 750 = 1500 which is above the $1300 cut off if you are single and have no children. No payment.

You also need to have Cenno claim approved before working. Never cancel early if you're under or near the threshold because working credits could bring you under for a while.


NEET 03/12/2023 (Sun) 23:42 [Preview] No.679713 del
Ate a sandwich.


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NEET 03/12/2023 (Sun) 23:49 [Preview] No.679716 del
>>679715
Fantastic.


NEET 03/12/2023 (Sun) 23:53 [Preview] No.679717 del
>>679712
Oh it's by the fortnight, yea that's what I concluded.
Unfortunately because of how concessions work there's this bizarre band of wages where you'd be better off financially on centrelink and working two days a week cash rather than 25 hours a week just to lose all your concessions


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NEET 03/13/2023 (Mon) 00:05 [Preview] No.679719 del
Cutting down on the energy drinks today neets, going from a big 500ml monster to a 250ml aldi energy drink. I am missing the extra caffeine.


NEET 03/13/2023 (Mon) 00:09 [Preview] No.679720 del
In a bit of a silly billy kind of mood today.


NEET 03/13/2023 (Mon) 00:10 [Preview] No.679721 del
Had big plans of getting my shit together.
Not today.


NEET 03/13/2023 (Mon) 00:12 [Preview] No.679722 del
>>679717
>better off financially on centrelink
All planned.


NEET 03/13/2023 (Mon) 00:17 [Preview] No.679723 del
>>679721
Flatbread neet is setting a bad example to the rest of the neets, thus nobody wants to do anything.


NEET 03/13/2023 (Mon) 00:54 [Preview] No.679724 del
>>679723
He is on the intervention list


NEET 03/13/2023 (Mon) 01:06 [Preview] No.679725 del
Cant trust a flatbread fiend.


NEET 03/13/2023 (Mon) 01:08 [Preview] No.679726 del
Morel ike


NEET 03/13/2023 (Mon) 01:09 [Preview] No.679727 del
Survey time neets, please place a cross in applicable boxes:
Today I have been...
On the standards [ ]
On the chockies [ ]
On the chinky [ ]
On the choof [ ]
On the darts [ ]
On the dexies [ ]
On the benzos [ ]
On the dole [ ]
On the flatbreads[ ]


NEET 03/13/2023 (Mon) 01:13 [Preview] No.679728 del
>>679722
I just don't get it, the system forces workers onto cenno then punishes them for being on cenno.
If I'm on cenno they fuck me around, if I work my boss fucks me around and i still can't pay bills.


NEET 03/13/2023 (Mon) 01:14 [Preview] No.679729 del
home after dropping the kids back at their parents'
elder of the two puked her guts up all the way down the southern expressway
fortunately i had put sick bags in the back for such an eventuality
kids ran into their house without saying goodbye or thank you or even taking their belongings
ungrateful shits


NEET 03/13/2023 (Mon) 01:16 [Preview] No.679730 del
Need advice NEETs. I know this is bad place to ask but bare with me.
>Relative bought me expensive overpriced laptop as bday gift
>Have no use for it
>Tried to return, but Lenovo wants 20% "restocking fee" even though it's unused
>Sell it on eBay for $2.1k instead
>It's to some guy in UK - I enabled international shipping cause wanted to get rid of it ASAP before return period closes
>Now need to fill out some legal form for exporting $2k+ item
>No idea what any of this shit on this form means
Should I change the submitted export value to $1999.99 to dodge this export form shit, or should I relist the item at $1999.99?


NEET 03/13/2023 (Mon) 01:19 [Preview] No.679731 del
>>679730
What does it currently retail for?
It's not worth lying to them. If 1999 sounds reasonable, just declare it as that.


NEET 03/13/2023 (Mon) 01:21 [Preview] No.679732 del
>>679727
I had a choof but also tidied up so its okay.


NEET 03/13/2023 (Mon) 01:21 [Preview] No.679733 del
>>679731
There's a configuration on Lenovo's site that's a little under $2k but it has 16gb ram instead of the 32gb ram mine has


NEET 03/13/2023 (Mon) 01:22 [Preview] No.679734 del
>>679728
I wont fuck you around.


NEET 03/13/2023 (Mon) 01:23 [Preview] No.679735 del
>>679729
>no thank you
Give your sister a talking to
>sick bags
Well prepped
Welcome home. Many cops out today? Are you placing a bet?


NEET 03/13/2023 (Mon) 01:25 [Preview] No.679736 del
>>679730
Can you sell it in two invoices? Like 1900 for the laptop and 200 for the charger cable?


NEET 03/13/2023 (Mon) 01:28 [Preview] No.679737 del
>>679736
Won't work as it's required for the "total value of the contents of this parcel", so it adds them together


NEET 03/13/2023 (Mon) 01:28 [Preview] No.679738 del
>>679733
I'd use that value then.


NEET 03/13/2023 (Mon) 01:37 [Preview] No.679739 del
>>679672
Good work NEET.


NEET 03/13/2023 (Mon) 01:41 [Preview] No.679740 del
Good morning NEETs.


NEET 03/13/2023 (Mon) 01:43 [Preview] No.679741 del
>>679717
Some concessions like Travel concession require you to receive a full payment. If you lose $1 from your Cenno pay they may deny you concession travel. It's tricky and requires careful planning.


NEET 03/13/2023 (Mon) 01:43 [Preview] No.679742 del
>>679740
Good afternoon NEET.


NEET 03/13/2023 (Mon) 01:43 [Preview] No.679743 del
>>679740
Cutting it close.


NEET 03/13/2023 (Mon) 01:43 [Preview] No.679744 del
>>679721
Start a small task of change today.


NEET 03/13/2023 (Mon) 01:45 [Preview] No.679745 del
>>679735
I've told my sister they're rude and suggested she fix her parenting style.
I saw probably half a dozen police cars about the place, so they're definitely out and about today.
I am not placing a bet. Horses are too unpredictable.


NEET 03/13/2023 (Mon) 01:45 [Preview] No.679746 del
>>679727
Good additions to the list.


NEET 03/13/2023 (Mon) 01:47 [Preview] No.679747 del
>>679734
Good bossman.


NEET 03/13/2023 (Mon) 01:47 [Preview] No.679748 del
>>679729
Did you text Motherbat blaming her for what she fed the children?


NEET 03/13/2023 (Mon) 01:48 [Preview] No.679749 del
>>679745
>Horses are too unpredictable.
Best not to, stables can suddenly erupt in flames for no discernable reason.


NEET 03/13/2023 (Mon) 01:49 [Preview] No.679750 del
>>679730
Declare it at $1200.


NEET 03/13/2023 (Mon) 01:50 [Preview] No.679751 del
>>679748
No, it wouldn't have mattered what they were fed, which incidentally was grilled cheese on toast and a small pot of vanilla yoghurt.


NEET 03/13/2023 (Mon) 01:50 [Preview] No.679752 del
>>679729
I bet they didn't even give you $50 each for petrol money.


NEET 03/13/2023 (Mon) 01:51 [Preview] No.679753 del
>>679744
Garn do some washing.
Not looking at the computer, again.


NEET 03/13/2023 (Mon) 01:51 [Preview] No.679754 del
>>679752
lol you fucken gypsy


NEET 03/13/2023 (Mon) 01:52 [Preview] No.679755 del
>>679745
Are these bills?


NEET 03/13/2023 (Mon) 01:56 [Preview] No.679756 del
>>679753
Good job NEET.


NEET 03/13/2023 (Mon) 01:57 [Preview] No.679757 del


NEET 03/13/2023 (Mon) 02:01 [Preview] No.679758 del
>>679750
Why would I do that


NEET 03/13/2023 (Mon) 02:05 [Preview] No.679759 del
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I cooked some nuggers if anybody would like one.


NEET 03/13/2023 (Mon) 02:05 [Preview] No.679760 del


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NEET 03/13/2023 (Mon) 02:08 [Preview] No.679762 del
i had another sandwich


NEET 03/13/2023 (Mon) 02:09 [Preview] No.679763 del
>>679759
what sauces do you have to go with them?


NEET 03/13/2023 (Mon) 02:10 [Preview] No.679764 del
>>679763
hunny mussy


NEET 03/13/2023 (Mon) 02:11 [Preview] No.679765 del
>>679763
kfc tomato sauce


NEET 03/13/2023 (Mon) 02:13 [Preview] No.679767 del
>>679757
Youre a good uncle and brother.


NEET 03/13/2023 (Mon) 02:14 [Preview] No.679768 del
Cleaned lots.
About to reward myself by ruining all ambition and drive.


NEET 03/13/2023 (Mon) 02:14 [Preview] No.679769 del
I wish I was an uncle. Except my sister is a decade younger and I'd be a shit uncle.


NEET 03/13/2023 (Mon) 02:22 [Preview] No.679770 del
NEETs at competency hearings.


NEET 03/13/2023 (Mon) 02:26 [Preview] No.679771 del
Weber?


NEET 03/13/2023 (Mon) 02:32 [Preview] No.679772 del
>>679745
>suggested she fix her parenting style
Parents tend not to like being given that sort of advice from people who don't have children themselves.


NEET 03/13/2023 (Mon) 02:33 [Preview] No.679773 del
>>679758
Because its a plausible number but much lower than the threshold. Declaring something as one cent under the threshold is sus.


NEET 03/13/2023 (Mon) 02:33 [Preview] No.679774 del
Might go to Weebcon and have a struggle snuggle with Olive.


NEET 03/13/2023 (Mon) 02:35 [Preview] No.679775 del
>>679768
>Cleaned lots.
Well done NEET.

>About to reward myself
You've earned it.


NEET 03/13/2023 (Mon) 02:37 [Preview] No.679776 del
My mother was telling me once about all the things she thought my sister was doing wrong with her kids and my jaw dropped. I was rendered speechless. As if my mother was one to give advice to anyone else on parenting! The balls on this woman.
And she wonders why my sister doesn't speak to her unless she wants money.


NEET 03/13/2023 (Mon) 02:41 [Preview] No.679777 del
>>679776
>unless she wants money
heh


NEET 03/13/2023 (Mon) 02:47 [Preview] No.679778 del
I hate Janice.


NEET 03/13/2023 (Mon) 02:48 [Preview] No.679779 del
>>679778
You can fast forward her scenes without missing anything.


NEET 03/13/2023 (Mon) 02:49 [Preview] No.679780 del
>>679778
She is boring woman.


NEET 03/13/2023 (Mon) 02:49 [Preview] No.679781 del
Imagine if we all played Monopoly together.


NEET 03/13/2023 (Mon) 02:49 [Preview] No.679782 del
>>679779
I need to watch them to fuel my anger.


NEET 03/13/2023 (Mon) 02:50 [Preview] No.679783 del
>>679779
>without missing anything.
Except great acting and a great part of a great show.


NEET 03/13/2023 (Mon) 02:52 [Preview] No.679784 del
>>679783
She was only in it to add another female.


NEET 03/13/2023 (Mon) 02:53 [Preview] No.679785 del
might play some vidya, it's been a while


NEET 03/13/2023 (Mon) 02:55 [Preview] No.679786 del
>>679776
>>679776
Imagine what she said about you to her. The unauspicious audacity of the woman.


NEET 03/13/2023 (Mon) 02:56 [Preview] No.679787 del
We'll need fainting lounges placed conveniently around the commune for when the good home NEETs get flabagasted.


NEET 03/13/2023 (Mon) 02:58 [Preview] No.679788 del
>>679781
It would end in a drunken fight.


NEET 03/13/2023 (Mon) 03:00 [Preview] No.679789 del
>>679786
>unauspicious


NEET 03/13/2023 (Mon) 03:01 [Preview] No.679790 del
Imagine if we all visited an all-you-can-eat dessert bar together.


NEET 03/13/2023 (Mon) 03:02 [Preview] No.679791 del
>>679788
snort cinnamon fuck bitches


NEET 03/13/2023 (Mon) 03:04 [Preview] No.679792 del
Saw a webm that made me want to kill myself.


NEET 03/13/2023 (Mon) 03:06 [Preview] No.679793 del
>>679790
That is my exact body type.


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NEET 03/13/2023 (Mon) 03:11 [Preview] No.679795 del
>>679792
post it


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NEET 03/13/2023 (Mon) 03:16 [Preview] No.679797 del
>>679792
An Olive?


NEET 03/13/2023 (Mon) 03:17 [Preview] No.679798 del
NEETs with she/her pronouns.


NEET 03/13/2023 (Mon) 03:17 [Preview] No.679799 del
Thinking about the colonel. Diet wagon in peril.


NEET 03/13/2023 (Mon) 03:18 [Preview] No.679800 del
>>679797
Don't.


NEET 03/13/2023 (Mon) 03:18 [Preview] No.679801 del


NEET 03/13/2023 (Mon) 03:22 [Preview] No.679802 del
A whole life brought low by something as stupid as wicked wings.


NEET 03/13/2023 (Mon) 03:25 [Preview] No.679803 del
am doing a masturbation


NEET 03/13/2023 (Mon) 03:28 [Preview] No.679804 del
>>679803
Leave it alone.


NEET 03/13/2023 (Mon) 03:30 [Preview] No.679805 del
>>679804
mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm


NEET 03/13/2023 (Mon) 03:32 [Preview] No.679806 del
>>679802
oh you didn't


NEET 03/13/2023 (Mon) 03:37 [Preview] No.679808 del
>>679803
You'll go blind.


NEET 03/13/2023 (Mon) 03:46 [Preview] No.679809 del
Keanu's beard does not look good. Odd shape to it. He must use hair dye on it to keep it that dark.


NEET 03/13/2023 (Mon) 03:46 [Preview] No.679810 del
>>679799
Is kfc open?


NEET 03/13/2023 (Mon) 03:51 [Preview] No.679811 del
>>679809
I heard he eats a lot of beans.


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>>679799
You need one last big binge to get it out of your system. It's the only way.


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>>679809
it is a bit scraggly, reminds me of cowboy style beards you'd sometimes see in westerns


NEET 03/13/2023 (Mon) 03:58 [Preview] No.679814 del
Egg, lettuce, mayo, s&p sandwich x 3


NEET 03/13/2023 (Mon) 03:59 [Preview] No.679815 del
>>679802
Get me a ten pack of cola ones please.


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NEET 03/13/2023 (Mon) 04:03 [Preview] No.679817 del
>>679810
don't start.


NEET 03/13/2023 (Mon) 04:03 [Preview] No.679818 del
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Is this really what she wears, NEET who is playing it?


NEET 03/13/2023 (Mon) 04:04 [Preview] No.679819 del
>>679816
How do I get a job as a cybersecurity analyst with no education and no experience neets? Asking for a mate.


NEET 03/13/2023 (Mon) 04:05 [Preview] No.679820 del
>>679814
Where's the meat?


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NEET 03/13/2023 (Mon) 04:08 [Preview] No.679823 del
Opened a packet of Arnott's Mint Slice, but seeing as nobody wanted nuggers, I won't offer anybody a biscuit.


NEET 03/13/2023 (Mon) 04:08 [Preview] No.679824 del
>>679815
You'd get it all over your face.


NEET 03/13/2023 (Mon) 04:12 [Preview] No.679825 del
>>679808
Macarons don't even taste nice.


NEET 03/13/2023 (Mon) 04:13 [Preview] No.679826 del
>>679825
You can't eat the French President and his wife.


NEET 03/13/2023 (Mon) 04:14 [Preview] No.679827 del
>>679817
Its a public holiday


NEET 03/13/2023 (Mon) 04:14 [Preview] No.679828 del
>>679827
Not a real one.


NEET 03/13/2023 (Mon) 04:19 [Preview] No.679829 del
Playing mafia 3


NEET 03/13/2023 (Mon) 04:20 [Preview] No.679830 del
>>679828
Nonevof them are real.


NEET 03/13/2023 (Mon) 04:23 [Preview] No.679831 del
>>679830
>Nonevof
bifddir


NEET 03/13/2023 (Mon) 04:33 [Preview] No.679832 del
>>679823
How rude. Hope they go straight to your arse.


NEET 03/13/2023 (Mon) 04:35 [Preview] No.679833 del
>>679830
Except the Queens birthday long weekend.


NEET 03/13/2023 (Mon) 04:40 [Preview] No.679834 del
I got paid ten quid to come out of a cake naked for the Queen's birthday party at Buckingham palace back in the 90s.


NEET 03/13/2023 (Mon) 04:40 [Preview] No.679835 del
How secure is your housing situation neets? Are you in danger of becoming homeless?


NEET 03/13/2023 (Mon) 04:43 [Preview] No.679836 del
>>679832
Doesn't matter. I'm going to be dwarfmaxxing tomorrow.


NEET 03/13/2023 (Mon) 04:53 [Preview] No.679838 del
>>679721
If Brendan can turn things around so can you neet.


NEET 03/13/2023 (Mon) 04:54 [Preview] No.679839 del
>>679838
His looks are gone forever though.


NEET 03/13/2023 (Mon) 04:55 [Preview] No.679840 del
>>679839
It's not like he was going to play george of hte jungle or that mummy guy forever


NEET 03/13/2023 (Mon) 04:57 [Preview] No.679841 del
>>679839
At least he had them.


NEET 03/13/2023 (Mon) 04:59 [Preview] No.679842 del
>>679838
ausneets - on the wagon and turn your life around edition


NEET 03/13/2023 (Mon) 05:06 [Preview] No.679843 del
>>679759
Those looks absolutely delicious.


NEET 03/13/2023 (Mon) 05:08 [Preview] No.679844 del
>>679768
Based.


NEET 03/13/2023 (Mon) 05:10 [Preview] No.679845 del
Did he deserve the oscar? Sometimes I think they just reward someone for putting on latex make-up. Nicole Kidman got an oscar for wearing a prosthetic nose once.


NEET 03/13/2023 (Mon) 05:10 [Preview] No.679846 del
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>>679790
Left day.


NEET 03/13/2023 (Mon) 05:11 [Preview] No.679847 del
>>679810
Depends on where you are.


NEET 03/13/2023 (Mon) 05:14 [Preview] No.679848 del
>>679835
If only we knew
>A campground on the NSW South Coast has closed to visitors, its grounds stuffed full of locals in tents, caravans or cars who can't afford a home.
>Until recently, Bruce Cox was one of them.
>“[I] only had a cold shower and a public toilet block and I cooked on a campfire every night. All before I went to work," he told Insight.
https://www.sbs.com.au/news/insight/article/bruce-has-been-living-in-a-tent-because-he-couldnt-afford-a-home-hes-not-alone/5ret3ruxj


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NEET 03/13/2023 (Mon) 05:15 [Preview] No.679850 del
>>679848
300,000 more immigrants coming this year.


NEET 03/13/2023 (Mon) 05:15 [Preview] No.679851 del
>>679848
funny how all the african, middle eastern, and ukranian refugees all end up in housing as soon as they get here


NEET 03/13/2023 (Mon) 05:16 [Preview] No.679852 del
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NEET 03/13/2023 (Mon) 05:17 [Preview] No.679853 del
>>679849
All he had to do was stay off the benzos and keep away from social media and release another book every three years.


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NEET 03/13/2023 (Mon) 05:19 [Preview] No.679855 del
>>679851
Anglicare owns probably a third of the housing in the Lizbef area and actively goes out of their way to hand it to non-whites. The Holy Cross church in Lizbef has literally had the same homeless guy sleeping under their verandah for the last five years or so and they won't give him anything.


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NEET 03/13/2023 (Mon) 05:21 [Preview] No.679857 del
>>679855
>their verandah for the last five years or so and they won't give him anything.
Have you spoken to him?
If he hasn't been offered help or support you should report it to a few media outlets.


NEET 03/13/2023 (Mon) 05:24 [Preview] No.679858 del
>>679857
Some of the congregation will give him $20 or food, and I think he got given a hair cut one year, but the business side of the Anglican Church hates white heterosexual males.


NEET 03/13/2023 (Mon) 05:29 [Preview] No.679859 del
>>679858
>Anglican Church
There's the problem.


NEET 03/13/2023 (Mon) 05:30 [Preview] No.679860 del
Weber taught me how kids are made once.


NEET 03/13/2023 (Mon) 05:31 [Preview] No.679861 del
>>679859
One of them, yes. Unfortunately they control probably the largest charity in the state, if not the country.


NEET 03/13/2023 (Mon) 05:37 [Preview] No.679862 del
>>679861
The vast majority of charities are scams or ineffective, unless you can see what the charity does with your own eyes then it's best to just write it off.


NEET 03/13/2023 (Mon) 05:40 [Preview] No.679863 del
Might do another boonery.


NEET 03/13/2023 (Mon) 05:42 [Preview] No.679864 del
>>679863
Cricket match?


NEET 03/13/2023 (Mon) 05:42 [Preview] No.679865 del
australian grown apples


NEET 03/13/2023 (Mon) 05:48 [Preview] No.679866 del
home made baked goods


NEET 03/13/2023 (Mon) 05:49 [Preview] No.679867 del
>>679862
Yes. If you read any of their annual reports, you will likely see the charity spends at least 70% of all income on their salaries.


NEET 03/13/2023 (Mon) 05:56 [Preview] No.679868 del
Does everyone use spotify for music nowadays? Am I the only weirdo who actually keeps it locally on my machine?


NEET 03/13/2023 (Mon) 05:58 [Preview] No.679869 del
>>679868
I have never used it. I use YouTube.


NEET 03/13/2023 (Mon) 05:59 [Preview] No.679870 del
>>679868
I still buy cds


NEET 03/13/2023 (Mon) 05:59 [Preview] No.679871 del
>>679868
No, you're not a weirdo. I still keep it on my machine or burn an audio cd for the car.


NEET 03/13/2023 (Mon) 06:08 [Preview] No.679872 del
a new youtube has been uploaded


NEET 03/13/2023 (Mon) 06:08 [Preview] No.679873 del
>>679872
please be more specific, NEET


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NEET 03/13/2023 (Mon) 06:11 [Preview] No.679875 del
>>679872
the magic jew?


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NEET 03/13/2023 (Mon) 06:15 [Preview] No.679877 del
I'm a dirty little fuck hole.


NEET 03/13/2023 (Mon) 06:17 [Preview] No.679878 del
>>679877
I hope no one’s thinking about my sweet little hole! I hope no one’s picturing it!


NEET 03/13/2023 (Mon) 06:17 [Preview] No.679879 del
>>679878
We've all seen it, stop being a drama queen.


NEET 03/13/2023 (Mon) 06:17 [Preview] No.679880 del
Might go for a walk


NEET 03/13/2023 (Mon) 06:18 [Preview] No.679881 del
>>679872
Beardmeatsfood?


NEET 03/13/2023 (Mon) 06:18 [Preview] No.679882 del
>>679880
Its raining.


NEET 03/13/2023 (Mon) 06:18 [Preview] No.679883 del
>>679881
looks soy


NEET 03/13/2023 (Mon) 06:18 [Preview] No.679884 del
>>679878
I wouldn't call it little.


NEET 03/13/2023 (Mon) 06:19 [Preview] No.679885 del
The Vape Boutique, Elizabeth
Vaporizer store


NEET 03/13/2023 (Mon) 06:21 [Preview] No.679886 del
I have a confession. I hate how much I miss Nuro and IGA's gay fights with each other.


NEET 03/13/2023 (Mon) 06:21 [Preview] No.679887 del
8 slices of bread today.


NEET 03/13/2023 (Mon) 06:22 [Preview] No.679889 del
>>679888
Irish blood runs through their veins.


NEET 03/13/2023 (Mon) 06:23 [Preview] No.679890 del
>>679887
Big Fella would be proud.


NEET 03/13/2023 (Mon) 06:23 [Preview] No.679891 del
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This could make for a good show in the commune.


NEET 03/13/2023 (Mon) 06:25 [Preview] No.679893 del
>>679890
I had no butter with my sandwiches though, so there's at least that.


NEET 03/13/2023 (Mon) 06:25 [Preview] No.679894 del
>Sold DS game on ebay
>Buyer's name is "Flippy The"
Hope it has no problems getting to him


NEET 03/13/2023 (Mon) 06:25 [Preview] No.679895 del
>>679891
None of us would be stupid enough to mix cappuccino milk powder with redbull


NEET 03/13/2023 (Mon) 06:26 [Preview] No.679896 del
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>>679895
>None of us would be stupid enough


NEET 03/13/2023 (Mon) 06:28 [Preview] No.679897 del
Parcel man has been.


NEET 03/13/2023 (Mon) 06:31 [Preview] No.679898 del
>>679896
That was a fake laugh.


NEET 03/13/2023 (Mon) 06:31 [Preview] No.679899 del
>>679898
Did you know actors act?


NEET 03/13/2023 (Mon) 06:37 [Preview] No.679900 del
>>679897
On-time delivery?


NEET 03/13/2023 (Mon) 06:40 [Preview] No.679901 del
>>679900
8 days from the time I ordered it on ebay, so pretty good.


NEET 03/13/2023 (Mon) 06:43 [Preview] No.679902 del
>>679901
What did you get?


NEET 03/13/2023 (Mon) 06:48 [Preview] No.679903 del
>>679902
30m roll 22amp cable for my outdoor solar light installation.


NEET 03/13/2023 (Mon) 06:49 [Preview] No.679904 del
Gonna be raining all night, I wanted to go for a night walk. I might go but more for a casual stroll with the umbrella rather than an exercise kind of walk.


NEET 03/13/2023 (Mon) 06:55 [Preview] No.679905 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=xi_3GtQN2IA [Embed]


NEET 03/13/2023 (Mon) 06:57 [Preview] No.679906 del
My reading goal for this year is 18 books but one book I've read, I Have No Mouth, And I Must Scream (pretty average) was barely even a 30 minute read. That shouldn't count towards the goal, right?


NEET 03/13/2023 (Mon) 06:58 [Preview] No.679907 del
>>679904
Bring me back a bucket of rain drops please.


NEET 03/13/2023 (Mon) 06:59 [Preview] No.679908 del
>>679906
no worse than a woman counting eat pray love or some shit


NEET 03/13/2023 (Mon) 07:00 [Preview] No.679909 del
>>679908
So I take that as it doesn't count.


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NEET 03/13/2023 (Mon) 07:04 [Preview] No.679911 del
>>679909
It counts.


NEET 03/13/2023 (Mon) 07:06 [Preview] No.679912 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=WOkn90h_VWg [Embed]


NEET 03/13/2023 (Mon) 07:13 [Preview] No.679913 del
>>679895
A NEET once abused stimulants


NEET 03/13/2023 (Mon) 07:26 [Preview] No.679914 del
>>679913
Typical lies.


NEET 03/13/2023 (Mon) 07:31 [Preview] No.679915 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=4vaN01VLYSQ [Embed]

dance for me Possum


NEET 03/13/2023 (Mon) 07:39 [Preview] No.679916 del
I found a town in Japan called Iga.


NEET 03/13/2023 (Mon) 07:42 [Preview] No.679917 del
>>679916
Pan fried shit is the local delicacy.


NEET 03/13/2023 (Mon) 07:43 [Preview] No.679918 del
>>679916
Thats why he no longer posts here.


NEET 03/13/2023 (Mon) 07:52 [Preview] No.679919 del
>>679903
>my outdoor solar light installation.
Why have we not seen photos of this installation?


NEET 03/13/2023 (Mon) 07:54 [Preview] No.679920 del
I filled up at the petrol station. I was in a mood for some treats but the prices outraged me so much that I came away with nothing.


NEET 03/13/2023 (Mon) 07:57 [Preview] No.679921 del


NEET 03/13/2023 (Mon) 07:58 [Preview] No.679922 del
>>679919
I think he did a while back.


NEET 03/13/2023 (Mon) 07:58 [Preview] No.679923 del
>>679920
Good decision NEET.


NEET 03/13/2023 (Mon) 07:59 [Preview] No.679924 del
Has anyone seen this Everything Everywhere All at Once? It won all the oscars.


NEET 03/13/2023 (Mon) 08:00 [Preview] No.679925 del
>>679924
>A Chinese immigrant
That might make some NEETs sick and some hard.


NEET 03/13/2023 (Mon) 08:01 [Preview] No.679926 del
>>679924
>>679925
That was the first part of the synopsis on Google


NEET 03/13/2023 (Mon) 08:02 [Preview] No.679927 del
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>>679924
I have tried not to look too closely.
The Oscar for Best Milkers went to this woman.


NEET 03/13/2023 (Mon) 08:04 [Preview] No.679928 del
>>679924
No, because imdb NEET never posted it's score.


NEET 03/13/2023 (Mon) 08:04 [Preview] No.679929 del
>>679927
I think she deserved it.


NEET 03/13/2023 (Mon) 08:05 [Preview] No.679930 del
>>679929
Indeed.


NEET 03/13/2023 (Mon) 08:09 [Preview] No.679931 del
>>679927
Thousand cock stare.


NEET 03/13/2023 (Mon) 08:17 [Preview] No.679932 del
Just had a really nice, juicy, Australian made fart.


NEET 03/13/2023 (Mon) 08:18 [Preview] No.679933 del
https://twitter.com/jordanbpeterson/status/1635062999852670976
>Thank Godnyiirndays are nimbered.
Cruisey is Jordan Peterson?!


NEET 03/13/2023 (Mon) 08:19 [Preview] No.679934 del
>>679892
Wow that was a cringey read.


NEET 03/13/2023 (Mon) 08:21 [Preview] No.679935 del
>>679932
Did you embrace the smell?


NEET 03/13/2023 (Mon) 08:21 [Preview] No.679936 del
>>679868
>Am I the only weirdo who actually keeps it locally on my machine?
Why would you bother? Its so much easier to just stream it, I can't justify the time and effort it takes to search and download new music, after I've discovered it elsewhere when I can find it in a couple seconds on spotify.
I see the appeal for movies but not music.


NEET 03/13/2023 (Mon) 08:22 [Preview] No.679937 del
>>679936
Is there something to block their adverts on a phone or whatever?


NEET 03/13/2023 (Mon) 08:23 [Preview] No.679938 del
>>679933
He would be embracing the change.


NEET 03/13/2023 (Mon) 08:23 [Preview] No.679939 del
>>679938
These days womens bathers are so revealing that they might as well be nude


NEET 03/13/2023 (Mon) 08:23 [Preview] No.679940 del
>>679937
Use the Web app in a browser with an app blocker. It's what I use to do.


NEET 03/13/2023 (Mon) 08:24 [Preview] No.679941 del
>>679939
For the betterment of society.


NEET 03/13/2023 (Mon) 08:24 [Preview] No.679942 del
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Positive developments in ramen.
Wombok cabbage can be eaten raw, this solves many mysteries about Asian cabbage garnish. Black wood ear fungus should be shredded away from the base. Udon is shelf stable and can be bought in bulk.


NEET 03/13/2023 (Mon) 08:25 [Preview] No.679943 del
>>679939
You mean for the past 30 years?


NEET 03/13/2023 (Mon) 08:25 [Preview] No.679944 del
>>679942
It doesn't appeal to me in the slightest, but I can tell you put some effort in and hope you enjoyed it.


NEET 03/13/2023 (Mon) 08:26 [Preview] No.679945 del
>>679943
Bikinis when I was an 80s and 90s kid didn't generally show bumhole stains and generally covered the front bottom on the sides


NEET 03/13/2023 (Mon) 08:27 [Preview] No.679946 del
Nadia hasn't had an article published since Feb 18.


NEET 03/13/2023 (Mon) 08:27 [Preview] No.679947 del
>>679942
I enjoyed the composition and would try some.


NEET 03/13/2023 (Mon) 08:28 [Preview] No.679948 del
>>679942
That looks very nice.


NEET 03/13/2023 (Mon) 08:29 [Preview] No.679949 del
>>679946
If only she knew how good life was.


NEET 03/13/2023 (Mon) 08:29 [Preview] No.679950 del
>>679946
Maybe they put her in a nursing home.


NEET 03/13/2023 (Mon) 08:29 [Preview] No.679951 del
>>679950
Probable.


NEET 03/13/2023 (Mon) 08:30 [Preview] No.679952 del
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this is what I mean by bumhole stains


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NEET 03/13/2023 (Mon) 08:34 [Preview] No.679954 del
>>679944
Thank you for the encouragement neet.
>>679948
>>679947
It's a dodgy miso ramen, but dodgy in the way Japanese people would appreciate. Filling, kinda sweet, no textural contrast.


NEET 03/13/2023 (Mon) 08:38 [Preview] No.679955 del
>>679942
Another well-presented feed.


NEET 03/13/2023 (Mon) 08:38 [Preview] No.679956 del
>>679952
You have big cheeks, but you do seem happy.


NEET 03/13/2023 (Mon) 08:39 [Preview] No.679957 del
Another youtube got uploaded 7 hours ago


NEET 03/13/2023 (Mon) 08:40 [Preview] No.679958 del
>>679957
No it didn't.


NEET 03/13/2023 (Mon) 08:55 [Preview] No.679959 del
Having anxieties about all the horrible diseases I might have again. Kinda want to join a support group for health anxiety, but I know it will probably make things worse.


NEET 03/13/2023 (Mon) 08:59 [Preview] No.679960 del
>>679959
Start a hobby and keep your mind occupied. A wise man once said
>Sometimes reasonable men must do unreasonable things.


NEET 03/13/2023 (Mon) 09:01 [Preview] No.679961 del
Took a big long walk to hungry jacks, and ate a burger there for the first time since the pandemic started. There were a surprising number of coofers there, so I ate outside. Didn't really like it as much as I used to. I want to avoid all fast food from now on unless it's part of a social gathering.


NEET 03/13/2023 (Mon) 09:04 [Preview] No.679962 del
>>679961
It's good you got out and about.


NEET 03/13/2023 (Mon) 09:11 [Preview] No.679963 del
>>679961
What did get to drink to wash it all down?


NEET 03/13/2023 (Mon) 09:11 [Preview] No.679964 del
>>679963
A nice big coke


NEET 03/13/2023 (Mon) 09:12 [Preview] No.679965 del
>>679964
Based.


NEET 03/13/2023 (Mon) 09:18 [Preview] No.679966 del
>>679961
No harm done, this fast food isn't poison there's just a shit load of extra calories in it.
There are many reasons you would actually eat this, the problem arises when office workers rather than brick layers eat this calorie brick


NEET 03/13/2023 (Mon) 09:21 [Preview] No.679967 del
>>679966
>fast food isn't poison


NEET 03/13/2023 (Mon) 09:21 [Preview] No.679968 del
>>679967
Worse has been cooked in a pan.


NEET 03/13/2023 (Mon) 09:22 [Preview] No.679969 del
>>679968
Doesn't mean fast food isn't poison.


NEET 03/13/2023 (Mon) 09:29 [Preview] No.679970 del
maybe it's time for some youtube videos


NEET 03/13/2023 (Mon) 09:31 [Preview] No.679971 del
I have transitioned and turned in the cool zone (22 degrees).


NEET 03/13/2023 (Mon) 09:32 [Preview] No.679972 del
Wish I had some friends. One day, when I get thinner, I'll try and make some again.


NEET 03/13/2023 (Mon) 09:33 [Preview] No.679973 del
>>679971
Will anyone be joining you tonight?


NEET 03/13/2023 (Mon) 09:36 [Preview] No.679974 del
>>679972
>One day, when I get thinner
This is the shit I have been saying to myself for 20 years (hint: I never get thinner).


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NEET 03/13/2023 (Mon) 09:38 [Preview] No.679976 del
>>679975
Look down past the floorboards.


NEET 03/13/2023 (Mon) 09:40 [Preview] No.679977 del
>>679972
Easter will be five years since I last saw some Adelaide friends socially.


NEET 03/13/2023 (Mon) 09:42 [Preview] No.679978 del
>>679977
Probably 6 years for me. I lost contact with the last of my friends sometime in 2017


NEET 03/13/2023 (Mon) 09:48 [Preview] No.679979 del
I wish you could factory reset your brain.
Lose everything except basic language and reading abilities and then start again. Memories of the past completely erased.


NEET 03/13/2023 (Mon) 09:51 [Preview] No.679980 del
>>679979
I just wish you could reload your life from an earlier save point


NEET 03/13/2023 (Mon) 10:02 [Preview] No.679981 del
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How many neets suffer from insomnia often?


NEET 03/13/2023 (Mon) 10:04 [Preview] No.679982 del
>>679981
I like that Pepe.
I am lucky that all the NEETs talking about their insomnia puts me right to sleep.


NEET 03/13/2023 (Mon) 10:08 [Preview] No.679983 del
>>679981
Not insomnia, but I need to urinate a couple of times a night, which usually results in an hour and a half on the internet on my phone when I get back into bed.


NEET 03/13/2023 (Mon) 10:14 [Preview] No.679984 del
shouldn't have had that coke, now I'm not drowsy enough to sleep


NEET 03/13/2023 (Mon) 10:15 [Preview] No.679985 del
Getting enraged at this basic react component I've been working on all day


NEET 03/13/2023 (Mon) 10:15 [Preview] No.679986 del
>>679985
Take a break and the answers will be there for you when you resume.


NEET 03/13/2023 (Mon) 10:18 [Preview] No.679987 del
watching a video that tank neet would've liked


NEET 03/13/2023 (Mon) 10:21 [Preview] No.679988 del
>>679985
Feed it to ChatGPT to solve.


NEET 03/13/2023 (Mon) 10:23 [Preview] No.679989 del
dear chatgpt, please design me a 3d printable gf


NEET 03/13/2023 (Mon) 10:24 [Preview] No.679990 del
>>679985
henlo monk


NEET 03/13/2023 (Mon) 10:26 [Preview] No.679991 del
we should hold an open mike video night on womboflix, where contestants try and entertain us with the funniest youtube videos they can find for a certain amount of time


NEET 03/13/2023 (Mon) 10:27 [Preview] No.679992 del
>>679989
New iteration is meant to be multi-modal so it may do-able.


NEET 03/13/2023 (Mon) 10:27 [Preview] No.679993 del
>>679991
>open mike
Well bantered.


NEET 03/13/2023 (Mon) 10:47 [Preview] No.679994 del
>>679985
Results don't come from effort, it's faster to take a break, do something else for a while, build some clarity about the way you want to come at it.
T. Blew up a 1700 machine this morning, ordered parts an hour ago, decided to fix one part with a sledge hammer.


NEET 03/13/2023 (Mon) 10:48 [Preview] No.679995 del
>>679994
>a 1700 machine
What's that?


NEET 03/13/2023 (Mon) 10:50 [Preview] No.679996 del
Listening to YouTubes of an old interview with John Lennon talking about individual Beatles songs. Very interesting. I wish there was more:

Part 1: https://youtube.com/watch?v=tYCBCb2M0LQ [Embed]
Part 2: https://youtube.com/watch?v=luqUuYyKzYQ [Embed]


NEET 03/13/2023 (Mon) 10:55 [Preview] No.679997 del
>>679996
did you see the documentary 'get back'?


NEET 03/13/2023 (Mon) 10:58 [Preview] No.679998 del
>>679995
The kind of 1700 machine that usually costs 400 to get repaired, but that it turns out open source parts are available for, there's a repair manual for even if it's not given to consumers, and that metal parts of are easily beaten back into shape with a blowtorch and a sledge hammer.


NEET 03/13/2023 (Mon) 11:07 [Preview] No.679999 del
>>679998
Just tell us what it is please.


NEET 03/13/2023 (Mon) 11:07 [Preview] No.680000 del
>>679997
>the documentary 'get back'?
I have it downloaded. I don't know if I will be able to handle watching it though. Probably not. It will cause me too much anxiety.


NEET 03/13/2023 (Mon) 11:15 [Preview] No.680001 del
>>679988
I tried but refuse to ask it shit I don't know about. I got it working now but don't know how.

>>679990
henlo poof


NEET 03/13/2023 (Mon) 11:19 [Preview] No.680002 del
>>679998
The guy at Stumers would have had it fixed for you in five minutes.


NEET 03/13/2023 (Mon) 11:31 [Preview] No.680003 del
racism good


NEET 03/13/2023 (Mon) 11:37 [Preview] No.680004 del
thinking about big boobies


NEET 03/13/2023 (Mon) 11:41 [Preview] No.680005 del
hello sirs


NEET 03/13/2023 (Mon) 11:50 [Preview] No.680006 del
>>680002
There are always two guys at stumers


NEET 03/13/2023 (Mon) 11:58 [Preview] No.680007 del
>>680006
nuh uh


NEET 03/13/2023 (Mon) 11:59 [Preview] No.680008 del
Donald Trump (inventor of the KKK and slavery) stoled it from them and whitewashed history using the Jan 6th Insurrection Army which caused the largest Mass Extinction Event in the Earth's history (bigger than the meteor that killed the Dinosaurs) wiping out Black Pharaohs and Demigods from all the world except Africa, the Caribbean, and the US and stealing their power.


NEET 03/13/2023 (Mon) 12:04 [Preview] No.680009 del
good night dad


NEET 03/13/2023 (Mon) 12:04 [Preview] No.680010 del
>tfw no neet tucks me in tonight


NEET 03/13/2023 (Mon) 12:05 [Preview] No.680011 del
>>680000
such a wasteful post for these digits, muh anxiety over some fucking documentary


NEET 03/13/2023 (Mon) 12:16 [Preview] No.680012 del
my leg's fucked up from all the exercise. my body must be getting old


NEET 03/13/2023 (Mon) 12:17 [Preview] No.680013 del
>>680000
why would watching a beatles documentary give someone anxiety?


NEET 03/13/2023 (Mon) 12:29 [Preview] No.680014 del
>>680013
I am hyper sensitive to other people embarrassing themselves in front of others. And unfortunately I view almost everything as being embarrassing. I can barely watch anything any more. I have to turn the radio off when I get in a car. Just the morons on radio talking makes me feel unbearable anxiety.

I am very seriously mentally ill. It was not always like this.


NEET 03/13/2023 (Mon) 12:38 [Preview] No.680015 del
>>680014
what happened?


NEET 03/13/2023 (Mon) 12:44 [Preview] No.680016 del
>>680015
There was no one incident. It all just accumulated. I am constantly tormented by memories of things I think embarrassed me in the past. small things from childhood and after. Burned into my brain. Almost anything can trigger the memories and then I feel the embarrassment all over again.
The efforts to avoid these feelings is what caused me to go insane. It is too late for me now.


NEET 03/13/2023 (Mon) 12:47 [Preview] No.680017 del
>>680014
Only way to fix your mental illness is to face it head on. Nothing else will stop you spiraling further.


NEET 03/13/2023 (Mon) 13:09 [Preview] No.680018 del
>>680015
Being a terminally online imageboard person fried your brain


NEET 03/13/2023 (Mon) 13:12 [Preview] No.680019 del
>>680018
The brain is already fried, otherwise the image boards would hold no attraction.


NEET 03/13/2023 (Mon) 13:23 [Preview] No.680020 del
>>680014
Retarded


NEET 03/13/2023 (Mon) 13:36 [Preview] No.680021 del
Indoor fish farmer


NEET 03/13/2023 (Mon) 13:51 [Preview] No.680022 del
I'm wondering if maybe it was a hostile actor who sabotaged Tiffin's sewing machine.


NEET 03/13/2023 (Mon) 14:24 [Preview] No.680023 del
watching george hotzs streams. he moves like a wizard


NEET 03/13/2023 (Mon) 14:36 [Preview] No.680024 del
I'm boarding the diet wagon tomorrow. Going to turn my life around.


NEET 03/13/2023 (Mon) 15:05 [Preview] No.680025 del
>>680024
Why wait til tomorrow when you can start today lazy bones?


NEET 03/13/2023 (Mon) 15:50 [Preview] No.680026 del
insomnia neet strikes again. How did my life become a train wreck?


NEET 03/13/2023 (Mon) 15:52 [Preview] No.680027 del
>>680026
>How did my life become a train wreck?
It is the accumulation of many small choices you made along the journey.


NEET 03/13/2023 (Mon) 16:04 [Preview] No.680028 del
2.33am. God awful back pain


NEET 03/13/2023 (Mon) 16:19 [Preview] No.680029 del
>>680028
I'm sorry. Do you take painkillers for it?


NEET 03/13/2023 (Mon) 16:25 [Preview] No.680030 del
I used to have benzos. Now all I've got to help me sleep is warm milk.


NEET 03/13/2023 (Mon) 16:37 [Preview] No.680031 del
Neets what's inside the big void in the great pyramid?


NEET 03/13/2023 (Mon) 16:53 [Preview] No.680032 del
>>680031
Its empty. Just support for the passage below.


NEET 03/13/2023 (Mon) 18:00 [Preview] No.680033 del
>>680029
Thinking about it. It’s between my shoulder blades, so could be heart or lungs or liver failure according to dr google.


NEET 03/13/2023 (Mon) 19:36 [Preview] No.680034 del
Rape of the dog


NEET 03/13/2023 (Mon) 19:41 [Preview] No.680035 del
>>680031
NEET refreshments.


NEET 03/13/2023 (Mon) 20:36 [Preview] No.680036 del
morning neetbros


NEET 03/13/2023 (Mon) 20:39 [Preview] No.680037 del
>>680036
mording


NEET 03/13/2023 (Mon) 20:41 [Preview] No.680038 del
>>680032
but the passage below it, the grand gallery is narrow and doesn't need support


NEET 03/13/2023 (Mon) 20:43 [Preview] No.680039 del
>>680038
WE'RE NOT DISCUSSING IT ANY FURTHER!


NEET 03/13/2023 (Mon) 20:47 [Preview] No.680041 del
>>680036
>>680037
Good morning.


NEET 03/13/2023 (Mon) 20:48 [Preview] No.680042 del
>>680041
mording 2 u 2


NEET 03/13/2023 (Mon) 21:50 [Preview] No.680044 del
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What are neets up to today?


NEET 03/13/2023 (Mon) 21:53 [Preview] No.680045 del
>>680044
catching up on wage stuff I ignored last week


NEET 03/13/2023 (Mon) 22:10 [Preview] No.680046 del
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How many neets are on the diet wagon today?


NEET 03/13/2023 (Mon) 22:47 [Preview] No.680047 del
Morning.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=4hswHOEQfj8 [Embed]


NEET 03/13/2023 (Mon) 22:51 [Preview] No.680048 del
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Back on the pyramidology videos bros. Can't help myself.


NEET 03/13/2023 (Mon) 23:05 [Preview] No.680049 del
At McVili's


NEET 03/13/2023 (Mon) 23:27 [Preview] No.680050 del
>>680049
Fact checkers say that you're not.


NEET 03/13/2023 (Mon) 23:50 [Preview] No.680051 del
i will be doing a masturbating


NEET 03/13/2023 (Mon) 23:52 [Preview] No.680052 del
please post


NEET 03/14/2023 (Tue) 00:08 [Preview] No.680053 del
>>680052
honestly I've spent far too much time on here already


NEET 03/14/2023 (Tue) 00:16 [Preview] No.680054 del
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It started with some salad but I ate it before the chips were ready.


NEET 03/14/2023 (Tue) 00:18 [Preview] No.680055 del
>>680054
Small serving.


NEET 03/14/2023 (Tue) 00:21 [Preview] No.680056 del
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Convinced that there are spiders lurking about my room, hiding behind furniture and stuff, waiting for nightfall to come out.


NEET 03/14/2023 (Tue) 00:37 [Preview] No.680057 del
>>680056
Buy some surface spray and give everything a good spray.


NEET 03/14/2023 (Tue) 00:41 [Preview] No.680058 del
>>680057
already surface sprayed enough around here to make myself terminally ill. Still noticing little bits of cobwebs


NEET 03/14/2023 (Tue) 00:48 [Preview] No.680059 del
Thinking aboutyou


NEET 03/14/2023 (Tue) 01:20 [Preview] No.680060 del
Good morning NEETs.


NEET 03/14/2023 (Tue) 01:22 [Preview] No.680061 del
>>680059
A lovely scene.


NEET 03/14/2023 (Tue) 01:22 [Preview] No.680062 del
>>680054
Is that from the kids menu?


NEET 03/14/2023 (Tue) 01:40 [Preview] No.680063 del
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The diet wagon has been boarded. Cravings present but under control.
Turning my life around.


NEET 03/14/2023 (Tue) 01:41 [Preview] No.680064 del


NEET 03/14/2023 (Tue) 01:42 [Preview] No.680065 del
>>680063
Well done, we knew you could do it.


NEET 03/14/2023 (Tue) 01:48 [Preview] No.680066 del
>>680059
Get out.


NEET 03/14/2023 (Tue) 01:49 [Preview] No.680067 del
>>680063
Slot some floppies while you're up there.


NEET 03/14/2023 (Tue) 01:52 [Preview] No.680068 del
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NEET 03/14/2023 (Tue) 01:57 [Preview] No.680069 del
>>680068
Terrible post, like usual.


NEET 03/14/2023 (Tue) 01:58 [Preview] No.680070 del
morning boyos
instants, pepsi maxes, vape, uppity jazz and morning internet browsing, favourite part of the day


NEET 03/14/2023 (Tue) 01:58 [Preview] No.680071 del
>>680069
You don't even know who you're replying to at any given point.


NEET 03/14/2023 (Tue) 02:00 [Preview] No.680072 del
>>680071
All Olive posts are terrible posts.


NEET 03/14/2023 (Tue) 02:00 [Preview] No.680073 del
Tequila!


NEET 03/14/2023 (Tue) 02:03 [Preview] No.680074 del
>>680073
da doot doot da doot da doot doot


NEET 03/14/2023 (Tue) 02:04 [Preview] No.680075 del
/ausneets/ PVP server


NEET 03/14/2023 (Tue) 02:04 [Preview] No.680076 del
>>680070
Morning King.


NEET 03/14/2023 (Tue) 02:05 [Preview] No.680077 del
watching a new youtube uploaded only 2 hours ago


NEET 03/14/2023 (Tue) 02:06 [Preview] No.680078 del
This diet wagon might not have been a good idea. I feel like I need a few flat breads to even me out.
I can always hop back on the wagon tomorrow.


NEET 03/14/2023 (Tue) 02:07 [Preview] No.680079 del
>>680078
There's always next week, better to start on a fresh week.


NEET 03/14/2023 (Tue) 02:09 [Preview] No.680080 del
jelly salad


NEET 03/14/2023 (Tue) 02:09 [Preview] No.680081 del
>>680063
flatbread status?


NEET 03/14/2023 (Tue) 02:10 [Preview] No.680082 del
>>680070
>instants, pepsi maxes, vape
just how many stimulants are you on?


NEET 03/14/2023 (Tue) 02:11 [Preview] No.680083 del
>>680078
You've been on the wagon for almost 26 minutes m8, it's surely time for a break


NEET 03/14/2023 (Tue) 02:11 [Preview] No.680084 del
>>680082
stimulate my prostate!


NEET 03/14/2023 (Tue) 02:12 [Preview] No.680085 del
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NEET 03/14/2023 (Tue) 02:12 [Preview] No.680086 del
>>680082
Yesterday I was on way too man. Instants and white mongsters for breaky and then pepsis constantly for the rest of the day. Ruined my energy.
I'll a few during this 'morning' part of my day and then abstain.


NEET 03/14/2023 (Tue) 02:17 [Preview] No.680087 del
time for an OP rum
i hate mondays and tuesdays after public holidays


NEET 03/14/2023 (Tue) 02:18 [Preview] No.680088 del
I have random Christmas songs and that Tequila song stuck in my head!


NEET 03/14/2023 (Tue) 02:29 [Preview] No.680089 del
here comes a big caffeinated niconinated shid


NEET 03/14/2023 (Tue) 02:30 [Preview] No.680090 del
The wage was a poor decision


NEET 03/14/2023 (Tue) 02:31 [Preview] No.680091 del
>>680090
i feel like crying


NEET 03/14/2023 (Tue) 02:38 [Preview] No.680092 del
>>680091
won't help


NEET 03/14/2023 (Tue) 02:38 [Preview] No.680093 del
>>680092
opened a second OP rum


NEET 03/14/2023 (Tue) 02:40 [Preview] No.680094 del
neet pride


NEET 03/14/2023 (Tue) 02:48 [Preview] No.680097 del
https://www.abc.net.au/news/2023-03-14/ladies-who-lightsaber-combat-course-in-demand-perth/102065458
>Demand explodes for women-only lightsaber classes at Perth's Mos Eisley Swords Club
stupid bitches


NEET 03/14/2023 (Tue) 03:13 [Preview] No.680100 del
might take my pants off and have a shit


NEET 03/14/2023 (Tue) 03:16 [Preview] No.680101 del
gonna be another day of fail fellas, I can feel it


NEET 03/14/2023 (Tue) 03:17 [Preview] No.680102 del
>>680100
>taking your pants off before shidding
Well la-di-da. I bet you think you're better than the rest of us, don't you?


NEET 03/14/2023 (Tue) 03:19 [Preview] No.680103 del


NEET 03/14/2023 (Tue) 03:20 [Preview] No.680104 del
>>680101
garn go for a short walk outside, then lift some weights, then practise the guitar for a bit


NEET 03/14/2023 (Tue) 03:23 [Preview] No.680105 del
>>680104
Tequila!


NEET 03/14/2023 (Tue) 03:23 [Preview] No.680106 del
>>680104
I went for a walk to the letterbox and back.


NEET 03/14/2023 (Tue) 03:29 [Preview] No.680107 del
>>680101
Only if you let it


NEET 03/14/2023 (Tue) 03:30 [Preview] No.680108 del
It would be so fun to be able to do Vault Tec-like experiments on people.


NEET 03/14/2023 (Tue) 03:43 [Preview] No.680109 del
>>680108
You'll be able to do those experiments on stray boongs at the commune.


NEET 03/14/2023 (Tue) 03:47 [Preview] No.680110 del
fark, 28 degrees inside


NEET 03/14/2023 (Tue) 03:50 [Preview] No.680111 del
>>680110
Rectal or oral thermometer?


NEET 03/14/2023 (Tue) 03:54 [Preview] No.680112 del
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NEET 03/14/2023 (Tue) 04:08 [Preview] No.680113 del
my delicate little hole hurts after that poo :(


NEET 03/14/2023 (Tue) 04:10 [Preview] No.680114 del
Interesting site if you want to check out your doctor.
https://www.ahpra.gov.au/Registration/


NEET 03/14/2023 (Tue) 04:22 [Preview] No.680115 del
>>680114
pity you cant see a list of every one with reprimands or restrictions in place


NEET 03/14/2023 (Tue) 04:24 [Preview] No.680116 del
I think youtube has changed their search interface. It now shows shots, recommended for you, other people like, etc. when searching for a video, instead of just search results.


NEET 03/14/2023 (Tue) 04:27 [Preview] No.680117 del
>>680116
bit rude innit


NEET 03/14/2023 (Tue) 04:45 [Preview] No.680121 del
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NEET 03/14/2023 (Tue) 05:08 [Preview] No.680122 del
I am doing nofap as well while I am on the diet wagon.


NEET 03/14/2023 (Tue) 05:14 [Preview] No.680123 del
>>680116
inorite, every year the internet gets more and more cucked


NEET 03/14/2023 (Tue) 05:14 [Preview] No.680124 del
>>680122
How long have you been on the diet wagon?


NEET 03/14/2023 (Tue) 05:15 [Preview] No.680125 del
>>680121
has anyone got pictures of those photos shitey took when he was rubbing cetaphil into miss kitty?


NEET 03/14/2023 (Tue) 05:22 [Preview] No.680126 del
>>680124
About four hours.


NEET 03/14/2023 (Tue) 05:25 [Preview] No.680127 del
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Ok, tomorrow night on womboflix will be Episode 1 Season 1 of Red Dwarf. Then on Saturday we have Nicolas Cage in the archaeological adventure film National Treasure (2004). And on Sunday, we get to the third John Wick film with John Wick - Chapter 3 Parabellum (2019)


NEET 03/14/2023 (Tue) 05:56 [Preview] No.680128 del
>>680125
They are lost to us forever.


NEET 03/14/2023 (Tue) 06:08 [Preview] No.680129 del


NEET 03/14/2023 (Tue) 06:29 [Preview] No.680130 del
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NEET 03/14/2023 (Tue) 06:31 [Preview] No.680131 del
>>680002
Truth.


NEET 03/14/2023 (Tue) 06:32 [Preview] No.680132 del
>>680059
Lovely scene and photograph.


NEET 03/14/2023 (Tue) 06:34 [Preview] No.680133 del
>>680130
That was a bit cheeky neet.


NEET 03/14/2023 (Tue) 06:40 [Preview] No.680134 del
>>680063
Based.

>>680068
I posted that song last thread.

>>680078
>I can always hop back on the wagon tomorrow.
Sounds do-able.

>>680085
Hot?

>>680088
>Tequila
Tequila!

>>680096
To the moon!

>>680097
Thanks Trev.

>>680099
Good on them.

>>680105
kek

>>680118
Another victory for them.

>>680119
KEK

>>680127
I might be there.

>>680133
kek


NEET 03/14/2023 (Tue) 06:52 [Preview] No.680135 del
>>680134
Six (6) (you)'s!


NEET 03/14/2023 (Tue) 06:53 [Preview] No.680136 del
>>680135
That was very close if not the same as the last time.


NEET 03/14/2023 (Tue) 06:58 [Preview] No.680137 del
>tfw thinking about that penguin


NEET 03/14/2023 (Tue) 06:59 [Preview] No.680138 del
Figured out that ReactJS problem. Simple as, fixed in 5 minutes.


NEET 03/14/2023 (Tue) 06:59 [Preview] No.680139 del
>>680137
She was alright with the comically large glue-on eyelashes, aye


NEET 03/14/2023 (Tue) 07:00 [Preview] No.680140 del
>>680138
Based.


NEET 03/14/2023 (Tue) 07:05 [Preview] No.680141 del
>>680134
Well tower posted.


NEET 03/14/2023 (Tue) 07:05 [Preview] No.680142 del
>>680138
Well done.


NEET 03/14/2023 (Tue) 07:06 [Preview] No.680143 del
>>680139
She agreed with the statement. It is not disgusting if it is the truth.


NEET 03/14/2023 (Tue) 07:07 [Preview] No.680144 del
Joslin could have been green, up dooting.


NEET 03/14/2023 (Tue) 07:11 [Preview] No.680145 del
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a cute girl delivered my pidser


NEET 03/14/2023 (Tue) 07:13 [Preview] No.680146 del
>>680145
looks good, hope you gave her a tip.


NEET 03/14/2023 (Tue) 07:13 [Preview] No.680147 del
>>680145
Describe her. Was she blonde, a gook, etc... also what does it mean when even qts have to deliver pidser to make bux?


NEET 03/14/2023 (Tue) 07:18 [Preview] No.680148 del
>>680147
Slim, brunette, long hair, about 5'7, nice smile and friendly greeter


NEET 03/14/2023 (Tue) 07:19 [Preview] No.680149 del
Wish I had a wog gf with a thick wog aussie accent and big tits


NEET 03/14/2023 (Tue) 07:21 [Preview] No.680150 del
The pork and fennel pepperoni is nice, but it doesn't have as much spicy bite as I would like.


NEET 03/14/2023 (Tue) 07:21 [Preview] No.680151 del
>>680144
They couldn't handle the truths Joslin was spitting.


NEET 03/14/2023 (Tue) 07:23 [Preview] No.680152 del
>>680145
Double based.


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NEET 03/14/2023 (Tue) 07:25 [Preview] No.680154 del
>>680061
I took a mong to maslins and he saw tiddies


NEET 03/14/2023 (Tue) 07:25 [Preview] No.680155 del
>>680153
She'll never get to rub cliev's tummy.


NEET 03/14/2023 (Tue) 07:25 [Preview] No.680156 del


NEET 03/14/2023 (Tue) 07:26 [Preview] No.680157 del
>>680154
If you cross that sign post and don't undress, you're just a creepy perve.


NEET 03/14/2023 (Tue) 07:26 [Preview] No.680158 del
>>680149
Italian girls are dangerously thick when they are young, but by 30 the southern Italian girls turn into dumpy goblins and by 60 they somehow all turn into identical Nona's.
Italian women peak as nonas.


NEET 03/14/2023 (Tue) 07:27 [Preview] No.680159 del
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>>680149
You need a good boong qt that will hunt for you.


NEET 03/14/2023 (Tue) 07:29 [Preview] No.680160 del


NEET 03/14/2023 (Tue) 07:30 [Preview] No.680161 del
>>680157
I chose to not be creepy


NEET 03/14/2023 (Tue) 07:32 [Preview] No.680162 del
Possum tied me to that post and pulled my pants down once.


NEET 03/14/2023 (Tue) 07:35 [Preview] No.680163 del
I want a nice anglo or scottish gf, like the ones I grew up with. I know it'll never happen.


NEET 03/14/2023 (Tue) 07:36 [Preview] No.680164 del
>>680158
I've read that in the book the american was based on, the theory is it's due to the pasta.


NEET 03/14/2023 (Tue) 07:38 [Preview] No.680165 del
>>680155
Or get that txt


NEET 03/14/2023 (Tue) 07:38 [Preview] No.680166 del
When all this is over and you try and get a gf and friends, what will you do? How will you do it?


NEET 03/14/2023 (Tue) 07:42 [Preview] No.680167 del
>>680162
I know, he posted the picture on his facebook page with a LOL underneath it.


NEET 03/14/2023 (Tue) 07:42 [Preview] No.680168 del


NEET 03/14/2023 (Tue) 07:44 [Preview] No.680169 del
found a block of chocolate motherbat must have put in my overnight bag


NEET 03/14/2023 (Tue) 07:45 [Preview] No.680170 del
>>680169
Pudding time?


NEET 03/14/2023 (Tue) 07:45 [Preview] No.680171 del
>>680170
I will have a few squares with the last of my wine.


NEET 03/14/2023 (Tue) 07:46 [Preview] No.680172 del
>>680169
That was nice of her.


NEET 03/14/2023 (Tue) 07:48 [Preview] No.680173 del
>>680169
what kind?


NEET 03/14/2023 (Tue) 07:49 [Preview] No.680174 del
>>680172
Yes. It is a block of Lindt 'Orange Intense' dark chocolate.


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NEET 03/14/2023 (Tue) 07:52 [Preview] No.680176 del
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When was the last time you went to your local library neets?


NEET 03/14/2023 (Tue) 07:55 [Preview] No.680177 del
>>680176
About 30 years ago.


NEET 03/14/2023 (Tue) 07:56 [Preview] No.680178 del
>>680176
She was returning, no doubt.


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NEET 03/14/2023 (Tue) 08:24 [Preview] No.680182 del
Don't all post at once.
Been out all day and just want to hang out with my buddies, but they're all too busy.


NEET 03/14/2023 (Tue) 08:29 [Preview] No.680184 del


NEET 03/14/2023 (Tue) 08:32 [Preview] No.680185 del
>>680183
webms don't work on the toilet phone.


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>>680185
Get the boongtop out of commission.


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NEET 03/14/2023 (Tue) 08:39 [Preview] No.680188 del
>>680161
Did you really?


NEET 03/14/2023 (Tue) 08:40 [Preview] No.680189 del
The diet wagon ride is getting bumpy. I am at risk of being flung out.


NEET 03/14/2023 (Tue) 08:41 [Preview] No.680190 del
>>680189
hold onto my belt


NEET 03/14/2023 (Tue) 08:41 [Preview] No.680191 del
>>680189
Stay strong, you can do it.


NEET 03/14/2023 (Tue) 08:41 [Preview] No.680192 del
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>>680166
>When all this is over


NEET 03/14/2023 (Tue) 08:43 [Preview] No.680193 del


NEET 03/14/2023 (Tue) 08:48 [Preview] No.680194 del
>>680164
Italy was very poor, so you saw the same thing that you see today in bad homes.
Nature selected girls who hit puberty hard, poor people ate carb heavy diets so they got strong/thick when they were young but fat the second they stopped working.
The men were forced into urban factories leaving the rich to maraud around the country side chasing the young girls.

Fun for everyone except the factory worker who comes home after three months to find his daughter pregnant, his farm in ruin and his mother half starved.
But the pasta is more romantic.


NEET 03/14/2023 (Tue) 08:51 [Preview] No.680195 del
>>680194
>But the pasta is more romantic.
Food for thought.


NEET 03/14/2023 (Tue) 08:55 [Preview] No.680196 del
>>680176
>run out of credit
>cenno not in
>Fuck
>take bus to library
>find neet corner
>dozen neets using free WiFi to shitpost
>mostly sitting on the floor
>junk food hidden in bags
>random book on the ground
>one neet makes hoonking noise
>one seems to be fapping behind pile of bags
>leave library
>go back home
>steal neibours WiFi
>so slow
>but can fap
>think about neet fapping in library
>He's probably getting 4k


NEET 03/14/2023 (Tue) 08:57 [Preview] No.680197 del
>>680195
Well bantered


NEET 03/14/2023 (Tue) 08:59 [Preview] No.680198 del
>>680196
You need UMM PTY LTD to manage those mongs.


NEET 03/14/2023 (Tue) 09:05 [Preview] No.680199 del
>>680196
>tfw uniNEET is such a mong he goes to the city to sit with ducks for educational purposes


NEET 03/14/2023 (Tue) 09:06 [Preview] No.680200 del
I read that as 'flapping'.
Who the fuck honks while having a wank?


NEET 03/14/2023 (Tue) 09:12 [Preview] No.680201 del
I was once told >>680200
Well funded mong?


NEET 03/14/2023 (Tue) 09:12 [Preview] No.680202 del
>>680201
Not sure where first part of that post was ending up.


NEET 03/14/2023 (Tue) 09:23 [Preview] No.680203 del
>>680189
What did you have/thinking of having?


NEET 03/14/2023 (Tue) 09:23 [Preview] No.680204 del
>>680155
Actual footage from a lucky text receiver.


NEET 03/14/2023 (Tue) 09:25 [Preview] No.680205 del
>>680196
classic post


NEET 03/14/2023 (Tue) 09:26 [Preview] No.680206 del
>>680196
This. I keep seeing all these seedy looking old guys at the library using the computers there all day. I suspect some of them are homeless. In the unlikely event that I live that long, I'll probably be one of them.


NEET 03/14/2023 (Tue) 09:27 [Preview] No.680207 del
>tfw Clive will never rub my belly


NEET 03/14/2023 (Tue) 09:29 [Preview] No.680208 del
>>680201
>>680202
You didn't fix it.


NEET 03/14/2023 (Tue) 09:29 [Preview] No.680209 del
>>680203
You won't tempt me Satan.


NEET 03/14/2023 (Tue) 09:30 [Preview] No.680210 del
>>680208
https://youtube.com/watch?v=waEC-8GFTP4 [Embed]


NEET 03/14/2023 (Tue) 09:37 [Preview] No.680211 del
One of Joslin's last comments I remember was about that bloke from Peaky Blinders and it made me laugh.


NEET 03/14/2023 (Tue) 09:38 [Preview] No.680212 del
>>680211
I think it was an article on Billie Eilish


NEET 03/14/2023 (Tue) 09:38 [Preview] No.680213 del
>>680212
Yes the bloke from Peaky Blinders.


NEET 03/14/2023 (Tue) 09:39 [Preview] No.680214 del
Shat my guts out before. Some of the most disgustingly vile farts have been escaping my arse.


NEET 03/14/2023 (Tue) 09:39 [Preview] No.680215 del
What are neets favourite tv shows that they think we should all watch?


NEET 03/14/2023 (Tue) 09:40 [Preview] No.680216 del
>>680215
Gilmore Girls.


NEET 03/14/2023 (Tue) 09:40 [Preview] No.680217 del
>>680213
I did wonder whether it was her lawyers, or Pete Davidson's ("ghoulish lookin fella got his AIDS results back"), that eventually got Joslin banned.


NEET 03/14/2023 (Tue) 09:41 [Preview] No.680218 del
>>680214
Death was escaping from you.


NEET 03/14/2023 (Tue) 09:43 [Preview] No.680219 del
>>680217
Too many emails in quick succession.


NEET 03/14/2023 (Tue) 09:45 [Preview] No.680220 del
I still think the best time was an article on alcohol where Joslin posted what she drank each evening and all the readers started urging her to get medical help.


NEET 03/14/2023 (Tue) 09:47 [Preview] No.680221 del
>>680220
kek that was a good one.


NEET 03/14/2023 (Tue) 09:51 [Preview] No.680223 del
off to the geem


NEET 03/14/2023 (Tue) 09:54 [Preview] No.680224 del
>>680223
have a good eem.


NEET 03/14/2023 (Tue) 09:54 [Preview] No.680225 del
>>680223
Have a good one King.


NEET 03/14/2023 (Tue) 09:59 [Preview] No.680226 del
I have turned on the cool zone and transitioned


NEET 03/14/2023 (Tue) 10:00 [Preview] No.680227 del


NEET 03/14/2023 (Tue) 10:00 [Preview] No.680228 del
>>680223
Good luck at the geem.


NEET 03/14/2023 (Tue) 10:03 [Preview] No.680229 del
>>680226
I'm garn sleep now


NEET 03/14/2023 (Tue) 10:05 [Preview] No.680230 del
>>680227
Why do you keep posting like this?


NEET 03/14/2023 (Tue) 10:08 [Preview] No.680231 del
Tequila!


NEET 03/14/2023 (Tue) 10:08 [Preview] No.680232 del


NEET 03/14/2023 (Tue) 10:09 [Preview] No.680233 del
Looking around for something comfy to watch on youtube


NEET 03/14/2023 (Tue) 10:10 [Preview] No.680234 del
>>680233
i've watched a few nice youtubes lately


NEET 03/14/2023 (Tue) 10:10 [Preview] No.680235 del
>>680229
Night neet.


NEET 03/14/2023 (Tue) 10:12 [Preview] No.680236 del
>>680230
Some neets are just more retarded than others. Please don't discriminate against them.


NEET 03/14/2023 (Tue) 10:12 [Preview] No.680237 del
I'm eating apples.


NEET 03/14/2023 (Tue) 10:12 [Preview] No.680238 del
Wise Employment (one of the biggest JSPs) has submitted to the Government that they want Mutual Obligations abolished.


NEET 03/14/2023 (Tue) 10:13 [Preview] No.680239 del
wasted most of the day again, although I did manage to stick to my diet, get some exercise, and practise the guitar


NEET 03/14/2023 (Tue) 10:13 [Preview] No.680240 del
>680230


NEET 03/14/2023 (Tue) 10:14 [Preview] No.680241 del
>>680239
Not a waste then. Good work.


NEET 03/14/2023 (Tue) 10:15 [Preview] No.680242 del
I want to frolic on a nude beach with Cruisey.


NEET 03/14/2023 (Tue) 10:15 [Preview] No.680243 del
I want to physically and emotionally abuse a negress.


NEET 03/14/2023 (Tue) 10:16 [Preview] No.680244 del
>>680239
You did well NEET.


NEET 03/14/2023 (Tue) 10:17 [Preview] No.680245 del
>>680239
You did well NEET.


NEET 03/14/2023 (Tue) 10:18 [Preview] No.680246 del
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>>680243
I offer you this video


NEET 03/14/2023 (Tue) 10:18 [Preview] No.680247 del


NEET 03/14/2023 (Tue) 10:19 [Preview] No.680248 del
>>680242
While Weber looks on, tied to a post with his pants around his ankles.


NEET 03/14/2023 (Tue) 10:23 [Preview] No.680249 del
One thing I noticed today is that sitting down in front of the computer saps my energy a lot faster than standing. Can one of you nicer neets please remind me to use my computer while standing tomorrow?


NEET 03/14/2023 (Tue) 10:25 [Preview] No.680250 del
>>680249
I'll remind you if I remember.


NEET 03/14/2023 (Tue) 10:26 [Preview] No.680251 del
I'm going to cook some chicken legs later for dindins. You lot want any?


NEET 03/14/2023 (Tue) 10:27 [Preview] No.680252 del
>>680251
what flavour? I really only like honey soy or plum.


NEET 03/14/2023 (Tue) 10:27 [Preview] No.680253 del
>>680252
You get nothing.


NEET 03/14/2023 (Tue) 10:29 [Preview] No.680254 del
I'm going to finish off season 4 tonight.


NEET 03/14/2023 (Tue) 10:30 [Preview] No.680255 del
>>680253
Fine. You'll get fat.


NEET 03/14/2023 (Tue) 10:31 [Preview] No.680256 del
>>680254
You act like butter wouldn't melt in your mouth.


NEET 03/14/2023 (Tue) 10:32 [Preview] No.680257 del
>>680255
Seethe, soy boy.


NEET 03/14/2023 (Tue) 10:34 [Preview] No.680258 del
I'm having that fantasy again where I'm in a cosy Tasmanian cabin and Tiffin is running up bondage outfits for the two of us on his pedal-powered Singer sewing machine while a wood fire burns in the fireplace.


NEET 03/14/2023 (Tue) 10:36 [Preview] No.680259 del
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>>680258
>fantasising about Tiffin


NEET 03/14/2023 (Tue) 10:38 [Preview] No.680260 del
>>680233
I've been watching Norm McDonald's show.
Audible lols on the Jane Fonda episode.


NEET 03/14/2023 (Tue) 10:40 [Preview] No.680261 del
>>680260
Post the video at the correct timestamp for me to have a good Jane Fonda lol please. Love Norm.


NEET 03/14/2023 (Tue) 10:41 [Preview] No.680262 del
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>>680260
>Jane Fonda


NEET 03/14/2023 (Tue) 10:44 [Preview] No.680263 del
are falafels any good? I've never tried any


NEET 03/14/2023 (Tue) 10:44 [Preview] No.680264 del
>>680263
Yes, when cooked right in hot oil.
Will give you the best poos of your life.


NEET 03/14/2023 (Tue) 10:44 [Preview] No.680265 del
>>679870
Are there still cd stores?


NEET 03/14/2023 (Tue) 10:47 [Preview] No.680266 del
"It's a date then".
Oh no no no no no...


NEET 03/14/2023 (Tue) 10:49 [Preview] No.680267 del
>>680261
It gets better the longer you watch.


NEET 03/14/2023 (Tue) 10:54 [Preview] No.680268 del
>>680267
Just like you. ;)


NEET 03/14/2023 (Tue) 10:55 [Preview] No.680269 del
Meadow is such a cunt.


NEET 03/14/2023 (Tue) 11:02 [Preview] No.680270 del
*jaw drops to floor, eyes pop out of sockets accompanied by trumpets, heart beats out of chest, awooga awooga sound effect, pulls chain on train whistle that has appeared next to head as steam blows out, slams fists on table, rattling any plates, bowls or silverware, whistles loudly, fireworks shoot from top of head, pants loudly as tongue hangs out of mouth, wipes comically large bead of sweat from forehead, clears throat, straightens tie, combs hair*


NEET 03/14/2023 (Tue) 11:04 [Preview] No.680271 del
>>680270
Possum turns and makes eye contact.


NEET 03/14/2023 (Tue) 11:13 [Preview] No.680272 del
I might intentionally lose grip with reality.


NEET 03/14/2023 (Tue) 11:16 [Preview] No.680273 del
I've got some dumbbells in my room but haven't used them until recently. I've started doing some hammer curls every time I get upset or distressed and I find it helps me manage my emotions without alcohol.
Going for a run now.


NEET 03/14/2023 (Tue) 11:17 [Preview] No.680274 del
>>680273
I have a foldable bench I keep in my cupboard and adjustable dumbbells I keep on the table next to my bed, basically turned my room into a mini gym. Have a good run, be safe.


NEET 03/14/2023 (Tue) 11:18 [Preview] No.680275 del
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Hmm, I actually experience these symptoms fairly often. I'll just ignore them and forget about this.


NEET 03/14/2023 (Tue) 11:23 [Preview] No.680276 del
>>680273
Good strategy NEET. You are taking control.


NEET 03/14/2023 (Tue) 11:30 [Preview] No.680277 del
The NEET has taken control


NEET 03/14/2023 (Tue) 11:32 [Preview] No.680278 del
The falcon cannot hear the falconer; Things fall apart; the centre cannot hold; Mere anarchy is loosed upon the world, The blood-dimmed tide is loosed, and everywhere.


NEET 03/14/2023 (Tue) 11:35 [Preview] No.680279 del
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>those Roman numeral clocks that use IIII for four


NEET 03/14/2023 (Tue) 11:36 [Preview] No.680280 del
>>680279
None do that


NEET 03/14/2023 (Tue) 11:36 [Preview] No.680281 del
>>680280
Yet they do.


NEET 03/14/2023 (Tue) 11:37 [Preview] No.680282 del
Big arm sesh. Young king kong type shit. Mogged the annoying girlfriend with my 20kg shoulder presses.


NEET 03/14/2023 (Tue) 11:37 [Preview] No.680283 del
>>680282
Should have raped her in front of her boyfriend.


NEET 03/14/2023 (Tue) 11:38 [Preview] No.680284 del
Got some white chocolate raspberries, dark chocolate honeycomb and a block of banana chocolate from Melba's.
You can have two single pieces.


NEET 03/14/2023 (Tue) 11:39 [Preview] No.680285 del
>>680284
>white chocolate


NEET 03/14/2023 (Tue) 11:45 [Preview] No.680287 del
>>680282
>Young king kong type shit.
lol good work.

>Mogged the annoying girlfriend
You will be mogging out the other side of your face if you overdo it and rip a muscle off the bone.


NEET 03/14/2023 (Tue) 11:45 [Preview] No.680288 del
>>680284
No thanks, I'm on the diet wagon.


NEET 03/14/2023 (Tue) 11:48 [Preview] No.680289 del
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>>680286
It's actually Hungarian runes.


NEET 03/14/2023 (Tue) 11:48 [Preview] No.680290 del


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>>680289
>Hungarian


NEET 03/14/2023 (Tue) 12:11 [Preview] No.680292 del
I'm thinking a cheeky pineapple on the tiges


NEET 03/14/2023 (Tue) 12:12 [Preview] No.680293 del
Have a blessed day Neets.


NEET 03/14/2023 (Tue) 12:12 [Preview] No.680294 del
>>680293
It's night time.


NEET 03/14/2023 (Tue) 12:13 [Preview] No.680295 del
>>680292
No. Gambling is not good for you.


NEET 03/14/2023 (Tue) 12:14 [Preview] No.680296 del
I don't like that I think pedo jokes are funny.


NEET 03/14/2023 (Tue) 12:16 [Preview] No.680297 del
>>680296
Your president is a pedo.


NEET 03/14/2023 (Tue) 12:18 [Preview] No.680298 del
Norm is interviewing Michael Keaton.
I think they're stoned.
He made a joke that he's getting 2m per episode.


NEET 03/14/2023 (Tue) 12:18 [Preview] No.680299 del
>>680296
It is common to laugh at the darker side of life.


NEET 03/14/2023 (Tue) 12:19 [Preview] No.680300 del
Being a pearl clutcher is worse.


NEET 03/14/2023 (Tue) 12:19 [Preview] No.680301 del
>>680291
Not sure what you wanna express with that.


NEET 03/14/2023 (Tue) 12:19 [Preview] No.680302 del
Not sure if I should apply for a new job and risk going back to being casual instead of part time.


NEET 03/14/2023 (Tue) 12:19 [Preview] No.680303 del
>>680285
I thought they were apricots.


NEET 03/14/2023 (Tue) 12:20 [Preview] No.680304 del
>>680303
Don't try to fool us, you weren't looking for fruit.


NEET 03/14/2023 (Tue) 12:20 [Preview] No.680305 del
>>680289
Ugarit boong script


NEET 03/14/2023 (Tue) 12:22 [Preview] No.680306 del
Primitive bird scratchings.


NEET 03/14/2023 (Tue) 12:22 [Preview] No.680307 del
>>680304
I found one.


NEET 03/14/2023 (Tue) 12:24 [Preview] No.680308 del
>>680307
Stop looking in the mirror.


NEET 03/14/2023 (Tue) 12:25 [Preview] No.680309 del
Going to try out that bamboo pillow.


NEET 03/14/2023 (Tue) 12:35 [Preview] No.680310 del
Richmond and Geelong multi @ 2.56
Feel like being a big ol degenerate this footy season


NEET 03/14/2023 (Tue) 12:57 [Preview] No.680311 del
>>680310
You use Sportsbet?
If you win consistently they limit how much you can bet.
They limited my betting so much that I closed my account with them.
It is perfectly legal apparently. They basically ban people who win from betting. You can only lose with Sportsbet. You lose.


NEET 03/14/2023 (Tue) 12:58 [Preview] No.680312 del
>>680310
>Richmond and Geelong
Round one you should be looking to pick an upset.


NEET 03/14/2023 (Tue) 14:01 [Preview] No.680313 del
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24 hours on the diet wagon completed successfully.
I can feel my life turning.


NEET 03/14/2023 (Tue) 14:17 [Preview] No.680314 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=W4ga_M5Zdn4 [Embed]


NEET 03/14/2023 (Tue) 14:29 [Preview] No.680315 del
I am off to bed. Good night NEETs.


NEET 03/14/2023 (Tue) 14:33 [Preview] No.680316 del
>>680315
Night, fella.


NEET 03/14/2023 (Tue) 19:24 [Preview] No.680317 del
morning neetbros


NEET 03/14/2023 (Tue) 19:58 [Preview] No.680318 del
>>680317
Good morning NEET.


NEET 03/14/2023 (Tue) 20:00 [Preview] No.680319 del
>>680238
Would probably be cheaper for all involved.


NEET 03/14/2023 (Tue) 20:00 [Preview] No.680320 del
>>680249
Stand up NEET.


NEET 03/14/2023 (Tue) 20:03 [Preview] No.680321 del
>>680258
Heart warming.


NEET 03/14/2023 (Tue) 20:04 [Preview] No.680322 del


NEET 03/14/2023 (Tue) 20:04 [Preview] No.680323 del
>>680320
thanks neet


NEET 03/14/2023 (Tue) 20:06 [Preview] No.680324 del
>>680286
Interesting.

>>680289
Big fella pilled.


NEET 03/14/2023 (Tue) 20:06 [Preview] No.680325 del


NEET 03/14/2023 (Tue) 20:08 [Preview] No.680326 del
Morning, started the day with a 30 minute walk. Tequila!


NEET 03/14/2023 (Tue) 20:08 [Preview] No.680327 del
>>680310
I saw
>Imagine what you could be buying instead
This morning

>The “gamble responsibly” tagline now displayed on adverts will be replaced with seven new options;
>They include “Chances are you’re about to lose”, “Imagine what you could be buying instead”, “You win some. You lose more” and “Think. Is this a bet you really want to place?”
https://www.thesaturdaypaper.com.au/post/max-opray/2022/11/02/new-warnings-gambling-ads


NEET 03/14/2023 (Tue) 20:08 [Preview] No.680328 del
>>680313
Based.


NEET 03/14/2023 (Tue) 20:09 [Preview] No.680329 del
>>680326
Good morning NEET Tequila!


NEET 03/14/2023 (Tue) 20:14 [Preview] No.680330 del
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NEET 03/14/2023 (Tue) 20:20 [Preview] No.680331 del
https://www.abc.net.au/news/rural/2023-03-15/taylors-wines-chardonnay-wins-mundus-vini-wine-award/102092924
>Humble $26 bottle of Clare Valley chardonnay wins world’s best at prestigious wine awards


NEET 03/14/2023 (Tue) 20:21 [Preview] No.680332 del
>>680330
Comfy.


NEET 03/14/2023 (Tue) 20:23 [Preview] No.680333 del
>>680331
>wins world’s best at prestigious wine awards
I'll have to wait for big fella to confirm.


NEET 03/14/2023 (Tue) 20:28 [Preview] No.680334 del
>>680333
I can sense him seething from here.


NEET 03/14/2023 (Tue) 20:31 [Preview] No.680335 del
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/food/article-11842991/amp/South-Australian-winery-Taylors-budget-Chardonnay-wins-MUNDUS-VINI-international-awards.html
> Of all the 43 Aussie wines that were awarded gold medals at the ceremony all of them were from South Australian wineries.


NEET 03/14/2023 (Tue) 20:36 [Preview] No.680336 del
>>680334
He banged his fist on the table, causing the butterbrott plates and tea cups to jump and rattle.


NEET 03/14/2023 (Tue) 20:53 [Preview] No.680337 del
>>680330
That's a comfy looking table.


NEET 03/14/2023 (Tue) 21:01 [Preview] No.680338 del
going to woolies
hopefully he spergs out while I'm gone


NEET 03/14/2023 (Tue) 21:02 [Preview] No.680339 del


NEET 03/14/2023 (Tue) 21:03 [Preview] No.680340 del
>>680339
>-scaled.jpg
It burns.


NEET 03/14/2023 (Tue) 21:29 [Preview] No.680341 del
Fucken ATM ate the $100 note I tried to deposit this mording. Now I have to make another trip back to try and get my money from them.


NEET 03/14/2023 (Tue) 21:31 [Preview] No.680342 del
every time I have a weird poop I keep thinking I need one of those gastrointenstinal checks. Have neets ever had one?


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NEET 03/14/2023 (Tue) 21:37 [Preview] No.680344 del
>>680342
I can check it out


NEET 03/14/2023 (Tue) 21:40 [Preview] No.680345 del
>>680311
I doubt that will be a problem for him


NEET 03/14/2023 (Tue) 22:33 [Preview] No.680346 del
No post NEETs


NEET 03/14/2023 (Tue) 22:44 [Preview] No.680348 del
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NEET 03/14/2023 (Tue) 22:45 [Preview] No.680349 del


NEET 03/14/2023 (Tue) 22:47 [Preview] No.680350 del
>>680349
Enjoy your ban.


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NEET 03/14/2023 (Tue) 22:48 [Preview] No.680352 del
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NEET 03/14/2023 (Tue) 22:49 [Preview] No.680353 del
>>680350
Explain what rule has been broken.


NEET 03/14/2023 (Tue) 22:50 [Preview] No.680354 del
>>680353
>8. No unreasonable personal insults. [...] there is no need to be personally insulting to an individual who does not deserve it. Do not cross the line.


NEET 03/14/2023 (Tue) 22:50 [Preview] No.680355 del
Off to the bank to get my hundy back


NEET 03/14/2023 (Tue) 22:53 [Preview] No.680356 del
>>680354
Oliver deserves it.


NEET 03/14/2023 (Tue) 22:53 [Preview] No.680357 del
Won $40 from the chinaman.


NEET 03/14/2023 (Tue) 22:54 [Preview] No.680358 del
>>680355
Grab me a 50 while you're there.


NEET 03/14/2023 (Tue) 22:54 [Preview] No.680359 del
>>680354
So no rule has been broken. I see you left out the part about this board not being a "safe place".


NEET 03/14/2023 (Tue) 22:55 [Preview] No.680360 del
>>680357
How much did you waste to get that $40?


NEET 03/14/2023 (Tue) 23:05 [Preview] No.680361 del
>>680360
Put $20 in, got $60 out.
Sorry to disappoint.


NEET 03/14/2023 (Tue) 23:08 [Preview] No.680362 del
>>680361
You should put the $40 in and see how much you make from that.


NEET 03/14/2023 (Tue) 23:10 [Preview] No.680363 del
>>680362
Thats using your noggin.
I accidently was betting $1, instead of 50c.
It was set at 2c, and I didnt check.


NEET 03/14/2023 (Tue) 23:11 [Preview] No.680364 del
Women should not be allowed to wear loose fitting pants.


NEET 03/14/2023 (Tue) 23:12 [Preview] No.680365 del
Shitey called me his Filipina fuckdoll once.


NEET 03/14/2023 (Tue) 23:13 [Preview] No.680366 del
>>680364
Women shouldn't be allowed.


NEET 03/15/2023 (Wed) 00:02 [Preview] No.680367 del
An hour in the bank getting my money back. So that $100 is basically worth $30 now.


NEET 03/15/2023 (Wed) 00:12 [Preview] No.680368 del
>>680367
Plus the 50 you got me, so you're really down $20


NEET 03/15/2023 (Wed) 00:15 [Preview] No.680369 del
Good morning NEETs.


NEET 03/15/2023 (Wed) 00:18 [Preview] No.680370 del
>>680359
You can't keep calling Olive a pig!


NEET 03/15/2023 (Wed) 00:40 [Preview] No.680371 del
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NEET 03/15/2023 (Wed) 01:24 [Preview] No.680372 del
>>680346
I'm probably responsible for 50% of the posts here, particularly in the mornings. Last of the real neets.


NEET 03/15/2023 (Wed) 01:26 [Preview] No.680373 del
>>680372
It took you 3hrs to reply.


NEET 03/15/2023 (Wed) 01:30 [Preview] No.680374 del
>>680373
I know. Today's the one day of the week when I do some volunteering


NEET 03/15/2023 (Wed) 01:33 [Preview] No.680375 del
>>680372
I do the other 45%. Half the time I reply to myself because nobody else contributes anything.


NEET 03/15/2023 (Wed) 01:35 [Preview] No.680376 del
>>680375
yeah I do that too, like eric cartman with his tea parties


NEET 03/15/2023 (Wed) 01:39 [Preview] No.680377 del
Day two on the diet wagon. Cravings present but being resisted so far.


NEET 03/15/2023 (Wed) 01:55 [Preview] No.680378 del
>>680377
keep going neet, you just have to keep doing what you did yesterday


NEET 03/15/2023 (Wed) 01:56 [Preview] No.680379 del
Which was better, Pacific Rim or the Transformers movies?


NEET 03/15/2023 (Wed) 01:57 [Preview] No.680380 del
>>680379
I have seen none of them.


NEET 03/15/2023 (Wed) 01:58 [Preview] No.680381 del
>>680376
I have conversations with myself at home too because I have nobody else to talk to most of the week.


NEET 03/15/2023 (Wed) 01:58 [Preview] No.680382 del
>>680379
Pacific Rim was okay. The reputation of the Transformers movies was so poor I didn't even bother watching them.


NEET 03/15/2023 (Wed) 02:00 [Preview] No.680383 del
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NEET 03/15/2023 (Wed) 02:02 [Preview] No.680384 del
Pacific Rim had the better theme song - it was written by the same composer who did Game of Thrones
https://youtube.com/watch?v=1vU7XqToZso [Embed]


NEET 03/15/2023 (Wed) 02:02 [Preview] No.680385 del
Does anyone want to watch the latest episode of beyond creepy with me?


NEET 03/15/2023 (Wed) 02:07 [Preview] No.680386 del
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Ok, tonight on womboflix at 7pm AEDT we will screen the first episode of Red Dwarf

On Saturday womboflix will be playing National Treasure (2004), where Nicolas Cage uncovers a conspiracy linking the knight's templar, the freemasons, and the founding of america. Hopefully you neets will find it educational.

Finally on Sunday we have John Wick - Chapter 3 Parabellum (2019), where John Wick shoots a lot of guns. A lot of guns.


NEET 03/15/2023 (Wed) 02:09 [Preview] No.680387 del
>>680384
Its a banger.


NEET 03/15/2023 (Wed) 02:10 [Preview] No.680388 del
>>680385
I would, but I have to get some work done. Maybe MoofieNEET could put it on 20 minutes before Red Dwarf, or after it?


NEET 03/15/2023 (Wed) 02:15 [Preview] No.680389 del
>>680375
And I post the last 40%, don't know what those other neets do.


NEET 03/15/2023 (Wed) 02:16 [Preview] No.680390 del
>>680377
Keep going.


NEET 03/15/2023 (Wed) 02:16 [Preview] No.680391 del
>>680372
>I'm probably responsible for 50%
>>680375
>I do the other 45%.
>>680389
>And I post the last 40%
NEETs are giving it 135%


NEET 03/15/2023 (Wed) 02:18 [Preview] No.680392 del
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NEET 03/15/2023 (Wed) 02:21 [Preview] No.680393 del
>>680374
>real neet


NEET 03/15/2023 (Wed) 02:22 [Preview] No.680394 del
>>680392
Heh. I tried googling for him but couldn't find him.


NEET 03/15/2023 (Wed) 02:22 [Preview] No.680395 del
>>680391
I dont think ive seen any of any of their posts


NEET 03/15/2023 (Wed) 02:26 [Preview] No.680396 del
Binged myself into another food coma. I was doing so well.


NEET 03/15/2023 (Wed) 02:28 [Preview] No.680397 del
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>catastrophic failure to take a shit
Gentleman! This is democracy manifest!
What is the charge? Taking a shit? A gigantic shit?


NEET 03/15/2023 (Wed) 02:33 [Preview] No.680398 del
might have another can of mondster and get into it


NEET 03/15/2023 (Wed) 02:34 [Preview] No.680399 del
>>680398
>more caffeine
Yeah, might do the same to try and fight my food coma. I got no other ideas.


NEET 03/15/2023 (Wed) 02:35 [Preview] No.680400 del
>>680398
I mixed the left over half from yesterday's in with some bourbon and Pepsi.
Weird.


NEET 03/15/2023 (Wed) 02:36 [Preview] No.680401 del
Imagine if dietNEET is also monk.


NEET 03/15/2023 (Wed) 02:39 [Preview] No.680402 del
>>680401
he is not even out of bed yet


NEET 03/15/2023 (Wed) 02:46 [Preview] No.680403 del
How long do you think it is safe to use tomato paste in a jar after it has been opened? It has been in the fridge. The label says to use within three days of opening but that doesn't feel right to me.


NEET 03/15/2023 (Wed) 02:48 [Preview] No.680404 del
>>680403
I would not use it more than 1 day after opening


NEET 03/15/2023 (Wed) 02:49 [Preview] No.680405 del
This tomato paste situation is very upsetting. I bought a big jar anticipating it would last for months.


NEET 03/15/2023 (Wed) 02:50 [Preview] No.680406 del
>>680405
You should've gotten those little satchels. Don't want to get botulism neet.


NEET 03/15/2023 (Wed) 02:51 [Preview] No.680407 del
>>680405
I have some opened pasta sauce in the fridge and it grew mold within a week.


NEET 03/15/2023 (Wed) 02:54 [Preview] No.680408 del
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NEET 03/15/2023 (Wed) 03:00 [Preview] No.680409 del
Cruisey, is that spastic equipment shop at Lizbef Vale good people?


NEET 03/15/2023 (Wed) 03:03 [Preview] No.680410 del
I threw out the tomato paste. What a waste. I spent extra to get the Australian one too.


NEET 03/15/2023 (Wed) 03:04 [Preview] No.680411 del
Mongster and Pepsi is vile.
Like off pineapple.


NEET 03/15/2023 (Wed) 03:05 [Preview] No.680412 del
>>680402
That doesn't stop him.


NEET 03/15/2023 (Wed) 03:06 [Preview] No.680413 del
>>680403
Forever.
As long as there's no visible mold, it's fine.
Even water is okay. Sometimes it separates, just mix it back in.


NEET 03/15/2023 (Wed) 03:07 [Preview] No.680414 del
>>680405
It's fine. That other NEET is a Mary


NEET 03/15/2023 (Wed) 03:07 [Preview] No.680415 del
>>680407
Turn the fridge down.


NEET 03/15/2023 (Wed) 03:08 [Preview] No.680416 del
>>680410
Like the other NEET said, the Leggo's sachets or little tubs are probably your best option. They also come in salt reduced, if you care about that kind of thing.


NEET 03/15/2023 (Wed) 03:08 [Preview] No.680417 del
>>680416
>salt reduced
That's for poofs.


NEET 03/15/2023 (Wed) 03:09 [Preview] No.680418 del
>>680417
Or chef noots who want to season to taste.


NEET 03/15/2023 (Wed) 03:09 [Preview] No.680419 del
>>680409
Yeah, Claire is the bosses daughter and is pretty honest. I've never had any issues with them.
They are pricey but will repair/replaxe if there's any issues.


NEET 03/15/2023 (Wed) 03:10 [Preview] No.680420 del
>>680410
Its still okay. Get it out of the bin and give it a wash


NEET 03/15/2023 (Wed) 03:10 [Preview] No.680421 del
Do any of you NEETs feel like you are not even properly human and are just pretending in front of everyone?


NEET 03/15/2023 (Wed) 03:10 [Preview] No.680422 del
Bathers have become my daily wear.


NEET 03/15/2023 (Wed) 03:11 [Preview] No.680423 del
>>680419
Motherbat is starting to have trouble standing up from a sitting position, so was going to get one of these https://medimart.com.au/product/redgum-adjustable-aluminium-toilet-surround/


NEET 03/15/2023 (Wed) 03:11 [Preview] No.680424 del
>>680422
Your image didn't upload.


NEET 03/15/2023 (Wed) 03:11 [Preview] No.680425 del
>>680421
What do you think you are?


NEET 03/15/2023 (Wed) 03:12 [Preview] No.680426 del
>>680420
I can't take advice from a NEET who suffers such frequent bowel movement and flatulence issues. I'm sorry, it's gone.


NEET 03/15/2023 (Wed) 03:15 [Preview] No.680427 del
Fucking Hungarians


NEET 03/15/2023 (Wed) 03:16 [Preview] No.680428 del
>>680426
It's still good


NEET 03/15/2023 (Wed) 03:29 [Preview] No.680429 del
Has anyone seen Triple Frontier (2019)?


NEET 03/15/2023 (Wed) 03:30 [Preview] No.680430 del
>>680429
6.4/10 on imdb. I have not seen it and don't intend to.


NEET 03/15/2023 (Wed) 03:44 [Preview] No.680432 del
>>680431
Keating is on the Chinese payroll.


NEET 03/15/2023 (Wed) 03:45 [Preview] No.680433 del
>>680431
>$370 billion on a submarine fleet to keep the chinese out
>there are already millions of chinese in the country, owning much of the land and making it impossible for young people to afford houses
When did government in australia go full retard?


NEET 03/15/2023 (Wed) 03:48 [Preview] No.680434 del
>>680432
Probably, but at least he tells journalists they're dickheads.


NEET 03/15/2023 (Wed) 04:10 [Preview] No.680435 del
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NEET 03/15/2023 (Wed) 04:27 [Preview] No.680436 del
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I'm retarded


NEET 03/15/2023 (Wed) 04:28 [Preview] No.680437 del
>>680436
You're in good company.


NEET 03/15/2023 (Wed) 04:33 [Preview] No.680438 del
Have any of you with suicidal thoughts tried telling family or friends?


NEET 03/15/2023 (Wed) 04:36 [Preview] No.680439 del
>>680438
No. I would not see how anything could be gained by doing such a thing. But that is my situation, yours may be different.


NEET 03/15/2023 (Wed) 04:37 [Preview] No.680440 del
>>680438
>"What have you got to be depressed about?"
>"Depression isn't real."
>"I'm not sorting your mess out if you die."


NEET 03/15/2023 (Wed) 04:38 [Preview] No.680441 del
>>680438
No. I made a half hearted suicide attempt once, years later I figured out it was due to the benzos I was taking at the time. At the time my thinking seemed rational and reasonable.


NEET 03/15/2023 (Wed) 04:41 [Preview] No.680442 del
>>680440
>"I've got enough to worry about, without you [...]"


NEET 03/15/2023 (Wed) 04:44 [Preview] No.680443 del
>>680439
>>680440
I've tried and I get stuff like "oh don't say that".
>>680441
I've kicked weed/tobacco, started eating healthier (not perfectly but a hell of a lot better than the past) and I've started exercising but I still get hit hard with those thoughts.


NEET 03/15/2023 (Wed) 04:46 [Preview] No.680444 del
>>680440
All rational responses to a manchild whinging about his feefees


NEET 03/15/2023 (Wed) 04:48 [Preview] No.680445 del


NEET 03/15/2023 (Wed) 04:48 [Preview] No.680446 del
>>680444
You really are a worthless faggot.


NEET 03/15/2023 (Wed) 05:00 [Preview] No.680447 del


NEET 03/15/2023 (Wed) 05:08 [Preview] No.680448 del
I oscillate between compassion and contempt for mental health complainers and depression cases. I can see both sides.
It may not be necessary to be rude but I think also it might be best not to indulge them.
This is the same attitude I take towards myself.


NEET 03/15/2023 (Wed) 05:09 [Preview] No.680449 del
Burping Gary.


NEET 03/15/2023 (Wed) 05:10 [Preview] No.680451 del
>>680448
Doesn't warrant behaving like that other cunt did.


NEET 03/15/2023 (Wed) 05:13 [Preview] No.680452 del
If you don't want to listen to a bunch of losers complain about their depression and anxiety, best to find another board.


NEET 03/15/2023 (Wed) 05:16 [Preview] No.680453 del


NEET 03/15/2023 (Wed) 05:17 [Preview] No.680454 del


NEET 03/15/2023 (Wed) 05:18 [Preview] No.680455 del
12 months


NEET 03/15/2023 (Wed) 05:25 [Preview] No.680456 del
>>680446
Boo hoo cunt go tell your therapist


NEET 03/15/2023 (Wed) 05:26 [Preview] No.680458 del
>>680457
>the rapist


NEET 03/15/2023 (Wed) 05:29 [Preview] No.680459 del
>>680456
What is your problem?


NEET 03/15/2023 (Wed) 05:34 [Preview] No.680461 del
Weber got a bit pushy during a lap dance at the Crazy Horse once.


NEET 03/15/2023 (Wed) 05:35 [Preview] No.680462 del
Ate too much.


NEET 03/15/2023 (Wed) 05:35 [Preview] No.680463 del
>>680461
It was just his gravitational pull.


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NEET 03/15/2023 (Wed) 05:36 [Preview] No.680465 del
>>680457
Thanks Dan.


NEET 03/15/2023 (Wed) 05:36 [Preview] No.680466 del
>>680351
Your stomach hurts
you need to poo
But I won't let you near the loo
Begone from here
young pajeet
to the designated shitting street.


NEET 03/15/2023 (Wed) 05:37 [Preview] No.680467 del
>>680462
me too man, what did you have?


NEET 03/15/2023 (Wed) 05:38 [Preview] No.680468 del
>>680466
I liked it
https://youtube.com/watch?v=l01AMCBG0Wk [Embed]


NEET 03/15/2023 (Wed) 05:39 [Preview] No.680469 del
>>680467
About 300g of pork mince with some carrot, onions, beans, peas. Fried it all up and added two packets of two-minute noodles. The noodles were what did it. Can't even bring myself to drink. Terrible situation.


NEET 03/15/2023 (Wed) 05:41 [Preview] No.680470 del
Brown snake bit me cock.


NEET 03/15/2023 (Wed) 05:42 [Preview] No.680471 del
Shannon Noll got kicked out of the Crazy Horse and tried to get back in by informing the bouncer that he was and is Shannon Noll once.


NEET 03/15/2023 (Wed) 05:45 [Preview] No.680472 del


NEET 03/15/2023 (Wed) 05:46 [Preview] No.680473 del
>>680472
Handsome fella.


NEET 03/15/2023 (Wed) 05:47 [Preview] No.680474 del
>>680473
Thanks neet. She is also good with make-up and acting. A shame she can't cook though.


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NEET 03/15/2023 (Wed) 05:50 [Preview] No.680476 del
>>680474
"acting"


NEET 03/15/2023 (Wed) 05:50 [Preview] No.680477 del
>>680475
She is an American, not a hohol.


NEET 03/15/2023 (Wed) 05:51 [Preview] No.680478 del
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>>680476
I'd say she has a pretty good awareness of non-verbal cues which is a major part of success with cosplaying on tiktok.


NEET 03/15/2023 (Wed) 05:51 [Preview] No.680479 del


NEET 03/15/2023 (Wed) 05:51 [Preview] No.680480 del
>>680478
"acting"


NEET 03/15/2023 (Wed) 05:53 [Preview] No.680481 del
>>680469
>300g of pork mince
That doesn't sound so terrible. I remember when I used to go to a steak place with my friends and we'd have 1kg steaks. And chips on the side.


NEET 03/15/2023 (Wed) 05:55 [Preview] No.680482 del
>>680481
Is that the raw or cooked weight?


NEET 03/15/2023 (Wed) 05:55 [Preview] No.680483 del
I miss my father.


NEET 03/15/2023 (Wed) 05:59 [Preview] No.680484 del
>>680483
He was a massive fuck up and degenerate but he was still my father.
I feel the same sort of way about my mother I guess. Her birthday is soon, I should probably call her. I care about her and love her but I can't fucking stand her and she is a very nasty woman.


NEET 03/15/2023 (Wed) 06:03 [Preview] No.680485 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=cJVhZKhZEiI [Embed]
How hard would it be to play this on a guitar?


NEET 03/15/2023 (Wed) 06:25 [Preview] No.680486 del
>>680485
It would be really hard for people that can't play guitar.


NEET 03/15/2023 (Wed) 06:32 [Preview] No.680487 del
I think drinking so much water is causing my salt cravings, which in turn causes me to overcompensate with an increased salt consumption.


NEET 03/15/2023 (Wed) 06:32 [Preview] No.680488 del
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https://www.bandt.com.au/fitchix-honest-eggs-launches-fitness-tracker-for-chickens/
>birds have been logging 20 to 25 thousand steps daily.
What a time to be alive


NEET 03/15/2023 (Wed) 06:37 [Preview] No.680489 del
>>680486
My neetstick would be really hard for neets that make smart arse replies.


NEET 03/15/2023 (Wed) 06:39 [Preview] No.680490 del
>>680486
kek, good one neet.


NEET 03/15/2023 (Wed) 06:40 [Preview] No.680491 del
>>680481
4kg pork ribs thanks.


NEET 03/15/2023 (Wed) 06:41 [Preview] No.680492 del
>>680491
you want chips with those?


NEET 03/15/2023 (Wed) 06:45 [Preview] No.680493 del
>>680488
I miss her.


NEET 03/15/2023 (Wed) 06:51 [Preview] No.680494 del
>>680492
Plateful thanks.


NEET 03/15/2023 (Wed) 06:54 [Preview] No.680495 del
Diet wagon is hitting some pot holes.


NEET 03/15/2023 (Wed) 06:57 [Preview] No.680496 del
>>680495
You've done it now neet. May as well go flat out and have a binge.


NEET 03/15/2023 (Wed) 06:58 [Preview] No.680497 del
>>680496
It was all the mental health talk here that triggered me. Set my mind on the wrong path.


NEET 03/15/2023 (Wed) 06:59 [Preview] No.680498 del
>>680495
Stay strong.


NEET 03/15/2023 (Wed) 07:01 [Preview] No.680499 del
Womboflix - let's try Red Dwarf again edition
Ok neets, in 1 hour womboflix will be streaming the first episode of the British Sci-fi cult comedy Red Dwarf, which will hopefully be easier to understand than last week's episode. 20 minutes before that (in 40 minutes time) we will be streaming the latest episode of Beyond Creepy https://cytu.be/r/womboflix


NEET 03/15/2023 (Wed) 07:03 [Preview] No.680500 del
>>680499
I will be there this time. I took the night off just for it since you seemed disappointed when I missed the last one.


NEET 03/15/2023 (Wed) 07:07 [Preview] No.680501 del
>>680500
Thanks. Were you the one who suggested Red Dwarf last week?


NEET 03/15/2023 (Wed) 07:09 [Preview] No.680502 del


NEET 03/15/2023 (Wed) 07:09 [Preview] No.680503 del
>>680497
It's not our fault


NEET 03/15/2023 (Wed) 07:10 [Preview] No.680504 del
>>680497
gonna cry?


NEET 03/15/2023 (Wed) 07:15 [Preview] No.680505 del
>>680504
For that remark you're going to get it dry at tomorrow's meeting.


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NEET 03/15/2023 (Wed) 07:22 [Preview] No.680507 del
>>680506
Cute fellas.


NEET 03/15/2023 (Wed) 07:26 [Preview] No.680508 del
Calamari and fish in the airfryer


NEET 03/15/2023 (Wed) 07:27 [Preview] No.680509 del
accidentally got a job interview from my cenno bludge applications


NEET 03/15/2023 (Wed) 07:31 [Preview] No.680510 del
Professor Oak wants to know if I'm a boy or a girl.


NEET 03/15/2023 (Wed) 07:34 [Preview] No.680511 del
>>680509
Next time, remove your CV.


NEET 03/15/2023 (Wed) 07:37 [Preview] No.680512 del
>>680508
Sounds nice.


NEET 03/15/2023 (Wed) 07:38 [Preview] No.680513 del
>>680510
Which pokemon should I choose? Playing LeafGreen.


NEET 03/15/2023 (Wed) 07:41 [Preview] No.680514 del
Ok neets, we're watching beyond creepy: https://cytu.be/r/womboflix


NEET 03/15/2023 (Wed) 07:44 [Preview] No.680516 del
>>680515
Feed wrap.


NEET 03/15/2023 (Wed) 07:44 [Preview] No.680517 del
Second week of no WWWWOTW


NEET 03/15/2023 (Wed) 07:47 [Preview] No.680518 del
>>680515
Nice feed and I noticed you have a nice firm grip.


NEET 03/15/2023 (Wed) 07:48 [Preview] No.680519 del
>>680515
And clean your heckin fingernails.


NEET 03/15/2023 (Wed) 07:53 [Preview] No.680520 del
>>680517
He is as bad as Olive.


NEET 03/15/2023 (Wed) 07:53 [Preview] No.680521 del
>>680519
That's where the gold is
https://youtube.com/watch?v=r4DAkW4VwfA [Embed]


NEET 03/15/2023 (Wed) 08:01 [Preview] No.680522 del
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Ok neets, we're watching Red Dwarf, first episode, https://cytu.be/r/womboflix


NEET 03/15/2023 (Wed) 08:12 [Preview] No.680523 del
Darrel is a bad home neet. I bet he goes by Dazza.


NEET 03/15/2023 (Wed) 08:12 [Preview] No.680524 del
>>680509
Well done wagie.


NEET 03/15/2023 (Wed) 08:20 [Preview] No.680525 del
>>680523
I just wasn't enjoying the show.


NEET 03/15/2023 (Wed) 08:28 [Preview] No.680526 del
>>680525
We might try a different tv show next week. Any ideas?


NEET 03/15/2023 (Wed) 08:30 [Preview] No.680527 del
I really want to fuck Olive.


NEET 03/15/2023 (Wed) 08:31 [Preview] No.680528 del
>>680520
Am I now?


NEET 03/15/2023 (Wed) 08:32 [Preview] No.680529 del
>>680526
I think it was fine for the purpose.


NEET 03/15/2023 (Wed) 08:32 [Preview] No.680530 del
>>680527
I would make love to her.


NEET 03/15/2023 (Wed) 08:32 [Preview] No.680531 del
>>680530
You can have her afterwards.


NEET 03/15/2023 (Wed) 08:33 [Preview] No.680532 del
>>680526
Dunno, but I'm about to download the Mandalorian S03E03


NEET 03/15/2023 (Wed) 08:38 [Preview] No.680533 del
Contemplating a nap.


NEET 03/15/2023 (Wed) 08:38 [Preview] No.680534 del
>>680529
Did you see the posts about wine this morning, Big Fellow?


NEET 03/15/2023 (Wed) 08:39 [Preview] No.680535 del
>>680531
She is a virgin. She needs to be fucked gently.


NEET 03/15/2023 (Wed) 08:40 [Preview] No.680536 del
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>>680535
>She is a virgin


NEET 03/15/2023 (Wed) 08:44 [Preview] No.680537 del
Weber made Olive's toes curl once.


NEET 03/15/2023 (Wed) 08:50 [Preview] No.680538 del
>>680537
Her lip curled in disgust.


NEET 03/15/2023 (Wed) 08:54 [Preview] No.680539 del
>>680528
He's lashing out because he misses WWWWOTW too


NEET 03/15/2023 (Wed) 08:56 [Preview] No.680540 del
>>679649
About as real as asthma.


NEET 03/15/2023 (Wed) 08:58 [Preview] No.680541 del
craving a third pack of two-minute noodles


NEET 03/15/2023 (Wed) 09:00 [Preview] No.680542 del
>>680541
Have two more.


NEET 03/15/2023 (Wed) 09:01 [Preview] No.680543 del
>>680541
that's a lot of noodles, noot


NEET 03/15/2023 (Wed) 09:01 [Preview] No.680544 del
>>680541
Go on neet, you deserve it.


NEET 03/15/2023 (Wed) 09:02 [Preview] No.680545 del
>>680543
Yeah, I shall refrain.


NEET 03/15/2023 (Wed) 09:15 [Preview] No.680546 del
>>680534
he hates me


NEET 03/15/2023 (Wed) 09:16 [Preview] No.680547 del
>>680546
sad innit


NEET 03/15/2023 (Wed) 09:16 [Preview] No.680548 del
>>680546
His silence on the matter is deafening.


NEET 03/15/2023 (Wed) 09:21 [Preview] No.680549 del
>>680534
The wine award? That Jaraman bottle looks like a champagne bottle. Suitable since champagne is just spoiled wine.


NEET 03/15/2023 (Wed) 09:23 [Preview] No.680550 del
Bins are out for the bin man.


NEET 03/15/2023 (Wed) 09:27 [Preview] No.680551 del
bored, dunno what to do


NEET 03/15/2023 (Wed) 09:31 [Preview] No.680552 del


NEET 03/15/2023 (Wed) 09:35 [Preview] No.680553 del
You know you're in a bad home area when half the bins are out and half aren't. In a bad home area there's hard rubbish out on the nature strip. In a bad home area people have tipped over wheelie bins to search the trash.

In a very bad home area there's a can circle and a bin fire unna.


NEET 03/15/2023 (Wed) 09:36 [Preview] No.680554 del
>>680541
Should have put frozen veg in the first one


NEET 03/15/2023 (Wed) 09:40 [Preview] No.680555 del
the first 10 minutes of the new mandalorian episode have been good


NEET 03/15/2023 (Wed) 09:40 [Preview] No.680556 del
>>680515
I wish someone would hold me the way you are holding that bulging wrap.


NEET 03/15/2023 (Wed) 09:42 [Preview] No.680557 del
>>680553
>area there's hard rubbish out on the nature strip
And if it's a mattress they set it on fire., or in one case I saw after they burned down a section of timber fence they put a mattress in it's place.


NEET 03/15/2023 (Wed) 09:42 [Preview] No.680558 del
>>680556
He would squeeze the life out of you NEET.


NEET 03/15/2023 (Wed) 09:44 [Preview] No.680559 del
>>680558
I want it more now.


NEET 03/15/2023 (Wed) 09:45 [Preview] No.680560 del
>>680556
That is Olive with Weber's arm around her. Her tongue hanging out. Her eyes bulging. Her badly stuffed taco overflowing into her short shorts.


NEET 03/15/2023 (Wed) 09:49 [Preview] No.680561 del
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NEET 03/15/2023 (Wed) 09:51 [Preview] No.680562 del
aldi energy drink


NEET 03/15/2023 (Wed) 09:52 [Preview] No.680563 del


NEET 03/15/2023 (Wed) 09:53 [Preview] No.680564 del
>>680563
I agree. Disgusting stuff.


NEET 03/15/2023 (Wed) 09:54 [Preview] No.680565 del
>>680564
Don't agree with me in public please. People will think we're friends.


NEET 03/15/2023 (Wed) 09:56 [Preview] No.680566 del
Look at this horrible overpaid fat cow stealing from a small business:

https://www.abc.net.au/news/2023-03-15/aeu-sa-secretary-caught-on-cctv-shoplifting/102098874


NEET 03/15/2023 (Wed) 09:56 [Preview] No.680567 del
>>680554
I did, it wasn't enough.


NEET 03/15/2023 (Wed) 10:04 [Preview] No.680568 del
>>680553
I put a half full bottle of benzos in my bin, and now it's out on the front lawn. Free to the first junkie who can find them.


NEET 03/15/2023 (Wed) 10:06 [Preview] No.680569 del
Free to a good bad home. Probably I should've done the responsible things and left them in a public toilet near noosa


NEET 03/15/2023 (Wed) 10:08 [Preview] No.680570 del
>>680569
low quality post, you can do better than that


NEET 03/15/2023 (Wed) 10:16 [Preview] No.680571 del


NEET 03/15/2023 (Wed) 10:22 [Preview] No.680572 del
>>680571
You can do it in private, just not when they're watching.


NEET 03/15/2023 (Wed) 10:29 [Preview] No.680573 del
I can hear the mong yelling 'fuck you' off in the distance


NEET 03/15/2023 (Wed) 10:34 [Preview] No.680574 del
Teh Maandalorgian was pretty good on teh whole


NEET 03/15/2023 (Wed) 10:36 [Preview] No.680575 del
>>680574
I will watch it tomorrow.


NEET 03/15/2023 (Wed) 10:37 [Preview] No.680576 del
Wondering if it would be rude to ask Cruisey to clean under his fingernails before he grips me.


NEET 03/15/2023 (Wed) 10:41 [Preview] No.680577 del
I don't think we'll screen another episode of Red Dwarf. We might try the first episode from another, more illustrious television series.


NEET 03/15/2023 (Wed) 10:45 [Preview] No.680578 del
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NEET 03/15/2023 (Wed) 10:46 [Preview] No.680579 del
>>680576
his fingernails actually look pretty clean compared with mine


NEET 03/15/2023 (Wed) 10:49 [Preview] No.680580 del
>>680578

>tfw no pussy, why even live?


NEET 03/15/2023 (Wed) 10:49 [Preview] No.680581 del
Need something to watch. Nothing to watch.


NEET 03/15/2023 (Wed) 10:50 [Preview] No.680582 del
Hello, NEETs 👋🏻


NEET 03/15/2023 (Wed) 10:50 [Preview] No.680583 del
>>680581
You've had enough television for one day, go to bed.


NEET 03/15/2023 (Wed) 10:54 [Preview] No.680584 del
>>680583
Don't be like that.


NEET 03/15/2023 (Wed) 10:56 [Preview] No.680585 del
>>680576
Can you imagine what his toenails look like, bet his feet look like a Hobbits.


NEET 03/15/2023 (Wed) 10:59 [Preview] No.680586 del
Transitioned. Turned on the cool zone. Evicting him after >>680565


NEET 03/15/2023 (Wed) 11:08 [Preview] No.680587 del
how many neets stay up all night on the internet or watching tv?


NEET 03/15/2023 (Wed) 11:10 [Preview] No.680588 del
>>680587
I wake up at 0130-0230 needing a piss or with back ache and then spend an hour or three online


NEET 03/15/2023 (Wed) 11:11 [Preview] No.680589 del
>>680588
I was thinking of neets who were just irresponsible, not ones who woke up in the middle of the night.


NEET 03/15/2023 (Wed) 11:13 [Preview] No.680590 del


NEET 03/15/2023 (Wed) 11:20 [Preview] No.680591 del
>>680589
You are getting a bit uppity, interrogation NEET.


NEET 03/15/2023 (Wed) 11:25 [Preview] No.680592 del
No one expects the neet inquisition


NEET 03/15/2023 (Wed) 11:30 [Preview] No.680594 del
I have a lot to do tomorrow


NEET 03/15/2023 (Wed) 11:31 [Preview] No.680595 del
Eating a pear then an apple.


NEET 03/15/2023 (Wed) 11:32 [Preview] No.680596 del
Back when I was 20 I used to stay up all night online, mainly just on websites, cooking frozen pizzas after midnight and listening to music and being depressed but still pretty thrilled about life.


NEET 03/15/2023 (Wed) 11:38 [Preview] No.680597 del
>>680596
>thrilled about life.
I have never known that feel.


NEET 03/15/2023 (Wed) 11:41 [Preview] No.680598 del
>>680596
Wow, I remember doing that.


NEET 03/15/2023 (Wed) 11:43 [Preview] No.680599 del
The first pear I ever had was nice.


NEET 03/15/2023 (Wed) 11:49 [Preview] No.680600 del
>>680599
A packham?


NEET 03/15/2023 (Wed) 11:51 [Preview] No.680601 del
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NEET 03/15/2023 (Wed) 11:53 [Preview] No.680602 del
Going to do some cooking.


NEET 03/15/2023 (Wed) 11:55 [Preview] No.680603 del
>>680602
Poached pears?


NEET 03/15/2023 (Wed) 12:01 [Preview] No.680604 del
>>680601
I find this whole genre of cosplaying thots deeply disturbing.


NEET 03/15/2023 (Wed) 12:05 [Preview] No.680605 del
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NEET 03/15/2023 (Wed) 12:06 [Preview] No.680606 del
Woed


NEET 03/15/2023 (Wed) 12:10 [Preview] No.680607 del
>>680606
What is eating at you?


NEET 03/15/2023 (Wed) 12:15 [Preview] No.680608 del
Done some work.
Might actually get around to issuing invoices


NEET 03/15/2023 (Wed) 12:16 [Preview] No.680609 del
>>680608
Good work. Keep going. Get it all done while you are hot.


NEET 03/15/2023 (Wed) 12:31 [Preview] No.680610 del
I'm going to transfer everything from my desktop to my main external hard drive then put my desktop in the closet. I'm just going to use my laptop from now on.


NEET 03/15/2023 (Wed) 12:50 [Preview] No.680611 del
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NEET 03/15/2023 (Wed) 13:01 [Preview] No.680612 del
>>680610
Why are you doing that NEET? What are you hoping to achieve?


NEET 03/15/2023 (Wed) 13:13 [Preview] No.680613 del
>>680609
Ive done it.


NEET 03/15/2023 (Wed) 13:15 [Preview] No.680614 del
>>680613
Well done. Reward yourself with a good night of sober sleep.


NEET 03/15/2023 (Wed) 13:18 [Preview] No.680615 del
>>680614
I prerewarded myself.


NEET 03/15/2023 (Wed) 13:21 [Preview] No.680616 del
>>680615
Smart.


NEET 03/15/2023 (Wed) 13:21 [Preview] No.680617 del
>>680616
About 2 months ago.


NEET 03/15/2023 (Wed) 13:31 [Preview] No.680618 del
Shipping Steel - Chisel


NEET 03/15/2023 (Wed) 13:32 [Preview] No.680619 del
>>680612
he is probably a gaymer


NEET 03/15/2023 (Wed) 13:33 [Preview] No.680620 del
>>680619
You might have it all together but I've unlocked pretty much every achievement in over 400hrs of Farming Simulator 2017.


NEET 03/15/2023 (Wed) 13:36 [Preview] No.680621 del
And I dont want to see this town no more


NEET 03/15/2023 (Wed) 14:09 [Preview] No.680622 del
Where my NEETs at?


NEET 03/15/2023 (Wed) 14:11 [Preview] No.680623 del
>>680622
Right here homeboy.


NEET 03/15/2023 (Wed) 14:19 [Preview] No.680624 del
>>680623
Im horny and looking for a cute NEET slut


NEET 03/15/2023 (Wed) 14:39 [Preview] No.680625 del
>>680624
I am not very cute. But with the lights off I could be anything you want.


NEET 03/15/2023 (Wed) 14:39 [Preview] No.680626 del
The ants got into my open packet of cashew nuts. I had to throw them out.


NEET 03/15/2023 (Wed) 14:40 [Preview] No.680627 del
I am off to bed. Good night.


NEET 03/15/2023 (Wed) 14:40 [Preview] No.680628 del
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NEET 03/15/2023 (Wed) 14:42 [Preview] No.680629 del


NEET 03/15/2023 (Wed) 14:44 [Preview] No.680630 del
>>680629
But you still would, right?


NEET 03/15/2023 (Wed) 15:15 [Preview] No.680631 del
>>680625
Uou eill br all o tepl you you are


NEET 03/15/2023 (Wed) 17:09 [Preview] No.680632 del
There is a board for e-whores and this ain't it.


NEET 03/15/2023 (Wed) 19:50 [Preview] No.680633 del
It's falling out of me.


NEET 03/15/2023 (Wed) 19:52 [Preview] No.680634 del
>>680633
Is that some weird Australian version of that Korn song?


NEET 03/15/2023 (Wed) 19:52 [Preview] No.680635 del
mording to all except those two who know who they are


NEET 03/15/2023 (Wed) 19:54 [Preview] No.680636 del
>>680635
Good evening.


NEET 03/15/2023 (Wed) 19:57 [Preview] No.680637 del
morning bros, no energy drinks


NEET 03/15/2023 (Wed) 20:03 [Preview] No.680638 del
>>680636
What did you have for dinner?


NEET 03/15/2023 (Wed) 20:05 [Preview] No.680639 del
>>680637
Morning. I’m about to get dressed and go get some.


NEET 03/15/2023 (Wed) 20:15 [Preview] No.680640 del
>>680638
Ham sammich, and cocoa snail.
What's for brekki?


NEET 03/15/2023 (Wed) 20:24 [Preview] No.680641 del
End will be down, getting new hardware.


NEET 03/15/2023 (Wed) 21:59 [Preview] No.680642 del
How else /feelinit/?


NEET 03/15/2023 (Wed) 22:03 [Preview] No.680643 del
>>680640
I had a packet of Oreos and some iced coffee.


NEET 03/15/2023 (Wed) 22:07 [Preview] No.680644 del
we back online?


NEET 03/15/2023 (Wed) 22:08 [Preview] No.680645 del
>>680644
Yeah we back.
Failure tho. Have to repeat sometimes.


NEET 03/15/2023 (Wed) 22:08 [Preview] No.680646 del
>>680644
I watched 5 minutes of Indiana Jones on the Big Fella channel.


NEET 03/15/2023 (Wed) 22:13 [Preview] No.680647 del
>>680646
It was the good 5 minutes with the bowling ball and blow darts and shit


NEET 03/15/2023 (Wed) 22:14 [Preview] No.680648 del
>>680647
Based, they should make a movie series just based on the first 10 minutes of raiders of the lost ark.


NEET 03/15/2023 (Wed) 22:15 [Preview] No.680649 del
>>680648
Just an hour and a half of bowling balls and blow darts and spikes and collapsing walls.


NEET 03/15/2023 (Wed) 22:17 [Preview] No.680650 del
>>680649
indiana pepe and the temple of goon


NEET 03/15/2023 (Wed) 22:18 [Preview] No.680651 del


NEET 03/15/2023 (Wed) 22:22 [Preview] No.680653 del
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NEET 03/15/2023 (Wed) 22:23 [Preview] No.680654 del
New thread soon. Tomorrow is St Paddy's Day, maybe that will help with inspiration?


NEET 03/15/2023 (Wed) 22:24 [Preview] No.680655 del
>>680654
nah, fuck the irish


NEET 03/15/2023 (Wed) 22:25 [Preview] No.680657 del
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OK NEETS ARNIE WOULD LIKE TO INFORM YOU TO GET TO THE CHOPPER, AND SUGGESTS YOU RUN


NEET 03/15/2023 (Wed) 22:26 [Preview] No.680658 del
>>680657
>RUN
Waddling


NEET 03/15/2023 (Wed) 22:31 [Preview] No.680659 del
Morning


NEET 03/15/2023 (Wed) 22:31 [Preview] No.680660 del
>>680658
We have a huge number of fatties or ex-fatties on here


NEET 03/15/2023 (Wed) 22:32 [Preview] No.680661 del
Maybe it's time for a diet edition, where neets can discuss diet tips


NEET 03/15/2023 (Wed) 22:32 [Preview] No.680662 del
Weber waddled so fast his chux caught alight once.


NEET 03/15/2023 (Wed) 22:47 [Preview] No.680664 del
NIGGER


NEET 03/15/2023 (Wed) 22:48 [Preview] No.680665 del
LET'S GO


NEET 03/15/2023 (Wed) 22:48 [Preview] No.680666 del
CUM STAINS


NEET 03/15/2023 (Wed) 22:48 [Preview] No.680667 del
BITCH TITS


NEET 03/15/2023 (Wed) 22:48 [Preview] No.680668 del
PUKE


NEET 03/15/2023 (Wed) 22:49 [Preview] No.680669 del
BUM RASH


NEET 03/16/2023 (Thu) 01:23 [Preview] No.680728 del
New Thread: >>680701
New Thread: >>680701

New Thread: >>680701
New Thread: >>680701



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