I think we should ignore the other thread created by a bad home NEET or other bad actor.

SA BEST A

>>680702
Disregard the other thread, it's for poofters only.

Does anyone know what happened to our BO?

came home from the hospital an hour ago
my mom's oncologist basically told us she's on borrowed time
I haven't drank in months but I bought a bottle of jack right after I got home
there's light in life somewhere neets
not here and not now, but somewhere

>>680726
sorry to hear it mate, you got thoughts for how you're going to spend your time with her?

>>680727
she's still in the hospital getting an emergency chemo but I have no idea
she's so weak that it's hard to go out and do anything with her
I don't even have my license because I'm useless so I can't even take her to the beach, one of the only places she likes

>>680729
Get out.

>>680726
I am sorry to hear that NEET.

>>680730
>I'm useless
Don't talk about yourself like that. You are doing your best.

>>680733
thanks lad
I think the booze is just making me be harder on myself
it's part of why I quit drinking

>>680732
It was a good food

I'm going to take Mongk to Atlantic City.

>>680726
Thats sad news neet, I am so sorry.

>>680729
Nice breakky.

>>680735
eggs too runny
pancakes with glop on them
no hash browns
no toast
only one sausage
minimal bacon

>>680739
how can neets be so fat when we're such picky eaters?

>>680726
I'm really sorry to hear that, mate. Life can be a real piece of shit at times but it's as you said, there's light in life but it's just not always burning. You just have to try to spend as much time with her while you can, find ways to spoil her and make her laugh as much as you can while you still have her. It might be shit of me to say but even with the bad news at least now you're aware and you can make the most of the time you have rather than her going just out of the blue. I'm sure the wait is going to produce a different kind of pain to the pain of a sudden death. Just try not to go too hard on the alcohol, both for yourself and your mum.
>>680730
Are there any kinds of treats she likes? You could look into just making sure she has a steady supply of those to help her along.

>>680729
That's a nice looking feed.

>>680741
thanks lad
I won't drink again after today, I have enough resolve for thatm uch as least but today just kind of blindsided me
it's bizarre I knew a long time ago i was going to lose her so it's not like it's new news but actually hearing it is a lot harder than anticipated
unfortunately even treats aren't really an option, the chemo fucks with her taste so she can't even really enjoy food in more
I feel like a lot of my anguish is just on her behalf and knowing the woman she was beforehand and seeing her so weak and unable to be at peace is crushing me
I know all I can really do is be there but it's hard, trying not to cry in front of her because I know it'll only make ith arder for her etc
life really is a cruel mistress

>>680739
Why would anyone have toast with pancakes?

>>680744
He's just being a pedantic prick for no reason.

>>680744
He should not have gotten the pancakes.

>>680745
>pedantic prick
More rudeness.

Toasted pancake sandwiches.

>>680746
Not getting pancakes.. at the pancake kitchen

>>680749
I have always hated that place. Both the CBD and Modbury ones.

>>680747
It's just the truth.

>>680751
I might be a pedant, but am I a prick?

>>680752
Yes.

>>680753
How?

Howdy NEEToes, how goes it? fucking hot here.

>>680726
Sorry to here that m8.

>>680729
Big feed.

Doing quite a big poo at the moment.

>>680758
Don't push too hard.

Speaking of poos, it was three months on the 14th since I last heard from the HA.

>>680757
Hello NEET.

50 in
120 out
5 mins of hard yakka

>>680755
I guess those didn't suck too badly. Have all of the true crime fanboy neets seen 'True Detective'?

>>680744
Some neets just want to watch the toast burn

>>680762
Well poked.

>>680763
>True Detective
I watched the first season.

>>680757
Hey NEET, you need to get in the cool zone.

>>680760
Maybe they married her off.

Have you worked out today yet neets?

>>680769
That is my exact body type.

>>680770
are you seatbelt extender neet?

You're all nothing but a bunch of loose holes to me.

I used too much force opening the barbecue shapes packet and they went everywhere. Red powder all over everything.

>>680771
It has changed my life.

>>680774
diet status?

>>680776
No comment.

>https://www.imperial.ac.uk/news/243716/high-blood-caffeine-levels-reduce-body/
Just after you spent ages successfully cutting back your caffeine intake.

If having high levels of stimulants in your system is good for your health, I should live forever.

Di you tards ever challenge other boards into stupidity(

>>680780
neet scholars will puzzle over what this post was meant to mean for generations

>>680781
The council has determined that the NEET asking this question is significantly impaired by the medicinal beverages sold by Dan Murphy.

All I wanna do is play checkers

Checkers can stall afk

I swear some people on discord are literal retards, not just larpers and drunkards like we have here.

>>680786
>drunkards
*valued customers

>>680726
I am sorry to hear that NEET. Stay strong NEET.

>>680743
>I know all I can really do is be there
Continue to do your best to support her as you have been doing NEET.

>>680757
Good afternoon NEET.

>>680773
kek

>>680750
What was the building that the modbury one is in?

Home from wage. Thinking about sexy single audiologists and goon.

>>680793
>sexy single audiologists
Is she a gook?

>>680793
Welcome home.

>>680794
No. She's white, Anglo Celt.

>>680792
It's opposite JBHifi or thereabouts on Smart(?) Rd.

>>680796
>white, Anglo Celt.
pick one

>>680797
Yeah, it's an old house that's been mostly gutted. I'd say 150 years old.

>>680799
The Celt part is the white bit.

>>680801
There are whites and there are 'whites'

>>680800
I didn't pay much attention. Went there once with a girl.

>>680803
They're *

>>680804
I had a quick look online while there but couldn't see anything. Just that it's 'iconic', but nothing about it's history.
I didn't look hard. It's funny that they've built a shopping center around it.

Think I might go for a walk, then come back and write a bluetooth scanner.

>>680811
Sounds do-able.

>>680811
scan my arse daddy uwu

I'm ready for tonights meeting.

>>680814
Me too.

All I've had to eat today is a packet of oreos, a double dare, a can of mondster, and four cans of op rum

>>680816
You need to eat some real food, some veges and fruit.

>>680817
Motherbat will make something the next three nights.

https://www.news.com.au/entertainment/celebrity-life/brooke-shields-its-a-miracle-i-survived-being-raped-in-my-20s/news-story/10607b3009ae714df2344c82dd0691a4
when did she turn into a m2f tranny lookin thing?

>>680814
Tiffin was creative with the sewing machine.

>>680820
Didn't a bad actor break it?

>>680827
That reminds me of the videos I've seen of people asleep on the New York subway and a rat crawls over them to get some some food out of their mouths.

>>680828
Cute.

Finished with the cheese grater monthly patching. They'd have a fit if they knew I was sloshed.

>>680831
lookin aforward as usual
have a good sleep

>>680832
Well done, have another drink to celebrate.

>>680834
Thanks, got one last can to crack in a sec

>>680832
>knew I was sloshed.
It's what you need!

>>680836
When it comes to those cunts you don't know just how right you are, NEET.

Also this email from the boss man yesterday was good:
>I think you're under-rating your work time. I mean, obviously you're not flat out (historically) but consider that the better you are at your job, the less we charge for time, and therefore the worse the deal for [Company]. You need to charge for the time it would take a reasonable tech, not you.

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-11863505/British-WWII-munitions-ship-sunk-German-bomber-formed-artificial-coral-REEF.html
we're collecting those bren guns when we get the NEETsub

>>680840
>NEETsub
Will be overflowing with neet seamen

>>680840
These >>680814 >>680815 can probably be modified with one of those circular fish bowls on the head.

>>680838
That means at least a 10-15 percent bump to the wages.

>>680841
Imagine the smell.

>>680841
Hot!

>>680843
He'd end up in a bin next to Helen and Dave for daring to suggest it.

>>680846
That extra money is better spent on the Chinaman.

purchased something online yesterday morning before 9am
paid extra for the "1-2 day delivery"
they sent it with star track
tracking number doesn't even show up in their system

>>680822
You can see what they were trying to prevent.

might transition

>>680826
What a cute doggo.

might go to bed neets, don't stay up too late

>>680852
Night.

>>680850
Goodnight.

I transitioned

>>680855
is life any better for it?

>>680856
No, I’ll have back pain by 2am

https://www.abc.net.au/news/2023-03-16/defence-force-ukraine-war-military-townsville-conflict-troops/102104182
Army has started training in trench warfare again.

>>680858
Why hasn’t Russia dropped some of those MOAB thingoes on the Uruk-hai?

>>680859
russia isn't real, and this is proof

Still haven't gone to sleep. Moving my bed was a mistake.

Life is going to be better in the future. It can't be any worse.

>>680861
Can you move it back?

>>680863
It'd create more problems. I should just learn to live with the current situation.

>>680864
Can you do anything to improve it?

>>680865
I could go to bed

Might paint my face green tomorrow

Exciting end to the footy tonight. Good to see it back. I wonder how much money Monk lost.

>>680838
He wants your cock.

>>680869
Wait and see if he gets a pickled duck invitation.

>>680868
How are you watching it?

>>680871
I watch on this https://www.vipleague.st/aussie-rules-sports-stream

But it was a really choppy stream tonight. I hope it is better for the rest of the season.

I WALK THE DINOSAUR

>>680873
Little T-Rex arms.

>>680872
I used to hate it when they'd cut the streams midway

>>680874
Boom lacka lacka

Beastie Boys in Glasgow 99

>>680877
>Beastie Boys
One good song.

>>680878
Kerry King plays the solo?

>>680878
Paul's Boutique is the best Hip Hop album.

>>680868
Thankfully I didn't bet. Should have put a cheeky punt on a draw for fun though. I was at the game, atmosphere was insane especially in the last few minutes.

>>680880
>Hip Hop
Awful genre.

>>680882
Only the cool dudes get it

>>680726
>there's light in life somewhere neets
>not here and not now, but somewhere
Fuck, I know that feel mate. I'm really sorry to hear about your mother.

>>680726
🙏 Prayers to you and your Mom.

Bored.

>>680886
Only children get bored.

Men embrace the emptiness.

>>680887
I better watch out for tiffo then.

>>680888
My arse is empty, care to fill it up?

>>680890
Your abyss can't be filled

I feel like a weirdo not having tattoos.

>>680891
My gape shall engulf the world.

Weber demanded I call him daddy once.

>>680892
They look shit and are try hard. So many people have them that in time the worm will turn and they will become extremely unfashionable. An embarrassment.
Invest in tattoo removal businesses.

>>680868
Used to be a winter sport when I was a kid.

>>680896
Three months would be a pretty short season.

https://www.news.com.au/lifestyle/real-life/news-life/woman-who-thinks-shes-madeleine-mccann-may-have-cancer/news-story/6cc4e7aa214b35011d9178d408741bf8
Pretending she has cancer now that the missing kid lies are about to unravel

>>680898
Cluster B.

>>680897
There was a pre-season, but it was a simple shorter knockout format where you lost once and were out

Drunk too much. Can't believe how late it is. Should've gone to bed. Feel sick. Not sure what to do. Still need to finish this glass.

>>680901
>Still need to finish this glass.
Tip it down the sink and go to bed.

mording
going to put some washing on shortly

https://youtube.com/watch?v=yAEFKjqPtlU [Embed]
Happy St Paddy's Day, NOOTs

>>680848
StarTrack is two types of services that I do not understand? The courier and the one tracked through Australia Post. I would try both
https://startrack.com.au/track/search
https://my.startrackcourier.com.au/

>>680848
>>680906
More specifically you can track jobs on StarTrack Courier through "Job No" and "Connote" that won't register as a normal tracking number. You have to select the type on
https://my.startrackcourier.com.au/

>>680870
kek

>>680899
>Cluster B.
kek

>>680904
Good morning NEET.

Fuck

>>680868
Poofter sport

Farted

>>680913
It'll be falling out of me soon.

first load of washing is on

https://youtube.com/watch?v=CYt_ouJBxVg [Embed]
heh there's some actual footage at 13:45

first load of washing hung out
second load in the machine
looking a bit overcast for a supposed 32 degree day in lizbef

>>680904
It's going to rain

>>680922
I remember back when I used to get screwed up on anti-deppressents I would always watch those antique collection shows on tv, for some reason the pills made me do that.

>>680920
no it's not

Thinking we should all grab some family pizzas and garlic bread and watch the whale together some time.

#goodmorning #blessed #hehasrisen

>>680921
The BOM lies to you daily. How often do I?

this should be the normal method

>>680927
you lie several times a day

>>680927
pretty often
all sorts of other mental and emotional abuse too

>>680930
>mental and emotional abuse
That's the /ausneets/ experience

>>680929
>>680930
It's going to rain all over your laundry.

>>680932
today isn't laundry day

$37 pay rise from next week.

>>680933
Who's the daily liar now?

>>680935
You are.

>>680934
What are you going to spend it all on?

>>680937
And of course anyone renting through Department Housing will get a rent increase at the same time so they won't get the full amount.

>>680939
Based.

Second and final load of washing has been hung out. Filters have been cleaned.

>>680906
>>680907
Thank you, NEET.
I ended up using parcelsapp.com, which shows even more information then the legitimate tracking tools.

got a headache from too much work
think i need another mondster

want to have a st paddys day drink with lunch, but all the cops will be out when I drive to motherbat's this arvo

>>680945
>cops
🐷

>>680803
Back in the 19th century scientist Francis Galton measured the faces of violent offenders in british prisons, and found they had wider cheekbones and noses than the normal population. In reality, he was just discovering that jails were full of irishmen.

>>680945
I wish nuro were my designated driver

>>680944
>too much work
You need to take the rest of the day off.

>>680942
Well done.

>>680945
I'm still going to.

>>680951
Have an orange juice instead.

>>680951
you're a bad neet

>>680954
Vile

>>680955
Indeed.

>https://www.finews.com/news/english-news/50725-credit-suisse-pippa-bunce-diversity
>Don't Worry: Credit Suisse Is in Strong, Exquisitely-Manicured Hands
Credit Suisse is gonna be just fine boys

Neets when you wash your face, do you splash water on your nape?

Rather explosive bowel movement came on with very little warning. Odd considering I haven’t eaten in 24 hours.

>>680959
your arse has ambushed you

>>680957
Their whole board is diversity hires apparently. Spent more time worrying about hiring freaks then managing money.

>>680961
Thank god we gave them a $54 billion bailout so the diversity can continue

>>680965
Want to sniff her brapper.

suns out
and he said it would rain

>>680965
🐷

>>680967
He would never lie!

bitch whore mother fuck!

>>680971
Language!

>>680972
english!

>>680973
I hope this naughty episode of yours is over soon.

>>680974
i hope your poo poo head episode is over soon

After careful consideration I am here to tell you all that I am sorry for those childish posts I made. poo poo heads

>>680976
How rude.

might get some kfc if they're open today

>>680978
Bucket please.

>>680978
Why wouldn't they be?

Note the cloud seeding.
It'll rain today.

>>680982
big ol skank yacht

The KFC was good today.
Hot crispy chips with the extra salt I asked for.
Nice crispy piece of original recipe breast fillet in my zinger box.
The nuggers were hot and crispy.
Nothing was oily or lukewarm.

>>680983
$10k for 100 day cruise.

>>680984
Winner.
I got a family feast yesterday and demanded only thighs.

>>680982
He never lies!

>>680982
That's a big ship.

>>680989
4u

Got the bottom of the keg green top.
Its chewy

>>680991
Nice.

>>680984
Winning
>>680987
Another winner.

depressed. Nothing for it except to watch youtube videos.

>>680991
You are living the yacht club lifestyle. You will start wearing a captain's hat soon.

>>680991
Its not even noon.

>>680995
And a parrot on his shoulder.

Who is going to take out his eye?

I hate having a big head, I don't even have a big brain to accommodate it.

>>680998
He'll pay the Viet choker to do it.

>>680999
>a big head
Only a mentally ill and neurotic person would even know whether they had a big head or not. A normal person wouldn't even notice.

>>680995
And nothing else.
Having scallops, bao buns and crocodile.

>>681001
Or maybe people that realise most hats don't fit. I guess it's difficult for you to notice things.

Are there any good ww2 movies of australians fighting the japs?

>>681003
>hats
They're for orientals in rice fields.

>>681005
Skin cancer coming your way.

>>681002
>crocodile
I've never had it. I look forward to your review.

>>680999
Your head is not big, its just the rest of your body is really small.

big headed neet manlets

importation reforms

skrrt skrrt!

horny?

amerikanski!

me so ronery

>>681015
bloody hell

As the monster sleeps, the army shall rest

What are neets actually doing with their time today?

>>681015
That NEET eats.

I phoned the RAA to downgrade my road service policy and to tell them I wouldn't be renewing my car insurance with them.
The girl gave me the hard sell and started listing all the benefits of the premium service and then she got all pissy with me when I very politely asked her to just do what I asked and not give me the hard sell.
She took on a very nasty tone.
When she asked I told her I was not going to tell her why I was cancelling the insurance policy. Telling her would have spurred her onto another script about why I should keep the policy.
The reason I cancelled was because they sent a pointless text to me at 9am and it woke me up and made my heart pound with anxiety like all text notifications do.
I am going to have to find a new insurance provider now. I'm thinking Budget Direct. Might get the comprehensive insurance this time. I have had a premonition of some sort of car-related catastrophe in my future. Bad vibes.

She kept using my name on the call too. Very familiar. "Look NEET..." she would say before trying to get me to keep the expensive road service.
It was all scripted. I was being manipulated and conned. It probably works on all the old boomers who call up.

imdb has the latest Mandalorian episode rated even lower than the first episode. I can't summon the energy to watch it right now. I might wait until the season is finished and then watch them all with one finger on the skip ahead 10 seconds button.

>>681022
I thought it was good, apart from some of the new republic stuff that didn't involve the helmet guys or the green monster baby

I should check if my washing is dry yet.

>>681024
It isn't.

>>681024
is it?

flipped the mattress

i saw a neet suck a golf ball through a hose

i want to know if the washing is dry

>>681020
Any time I order something online I change of of the digits on my phone number, they already have my name, address and email add there is no reason for them to have my number.

>>681025
And I saw a magpie fly past and poo on it.

>>681029
I bet it was Cruisey.

>>681028
Big stains?

>>681034
i said golf ball not bowling ball

>>681033
Does the same to me as well.

>>681033
Just the sound of a notification sets the NEET heart racing. A ringing phone is even worse.

>>681036
Well bantered.

The sound of an automatic roller door still sets my heart racing. It used to mean the return home of abusive cunt parents. It never leaves you.

>>681039
no! all my posts are poorly bantered!

>>681027
It was very dry and I got too much sun folding it all at the line.

>>681040
I know that feel neet. I often jump at the sound of a man's voice.

Imagine thinking it was going to rain today. Perconf. Absolute bifddirs.

>>681043
Cruisey's vocaroos must be difficult for you.

>>681045
His voice is higher than my dad's was and I expect it. I more meant that it happens when I don't expect to hear it.

>>681046
I know what you mean NEET. The sound of footsteps can trigger me.

>>681045
One day I'm going to be waddling around a bad home suburb and here his voice.

Think I'll miss you forever
Like the stars miss the sun in the morning sky

I bet Caravan NEET joined the Ukrainian International Legion.

>>681049
I hope you posted that cringe ironically.

Ants are carrying off big chunks of doggo's food like something out of a cartoon.

>>681053
What if your elderly mummybot needs you?

>>681055
i'm sure you could whitelist her number

>>681053
You're.

>>681054
You need to watch Them (1954) - don't think of it as a movie, think of it as a survival training video.

cocktail frankfurts

>>681057
(you) 💋

>>681059
little boys

>>681061
settle down tiffin

>>681063
Poorly bantered.

>>681063
shots fired 💥 🔫

i control the narrative

>>681067
dmt?

>>680964
Risk mitigation isn't real.

>>681063
Kek,

>>680967
It will.
Big dark clouds over the water.

>>681072
Racist.

>>681051
Red, white, blue is in the sky
Summer's in the air and, baby, heaven's in your eyes

>>681074
Craig beats Dan with an iron bar.

>>681076
Craig is a punce.

Craig could probably rape dan for hours due to his retard strength and the ejaculation inhibiting properties of meff.

i've been thinking again...

Another shopping trolley has appeared next to my house.
The nearest supermarket is at least a 30 minute walk away. Do they just push them the whole way? Or do they put take them on the train with them?

>>681079
Put a stop to that!

>>681080
Free scrap metal money.

have any of you eaten from subway recently?

>>681083
no ther shit tastes wird

>>681082
If scrap places took trolleys there wouldn't be any left at the shops.

>>681083
no, you can make sandwiches like that at home, more cheaply

Manage to drag my mattress outside into the sun for a few hours. It's not heavy, but I'm hopelessly unfit and couldn't lift it the whole way - a useful trick is to tape a plastic bag to one corner to protect it and drag that corner along the ground.

>>681080
Shopping trolleys are occasionally abandoned around the Smithfield train station as they can not board the train with one. It would have to be a truly terrible-home area for people to take trolleys onto trains.

>>681084
I know English isn't your native language but can you try a bit harder, please?

Am I the last LDR fan here now that nuro is dead?

>>681083
nay

>>681087
Won't it get wet from the rain?

>>681087
>couldn't lift it the whole way
There is nothing wrong with that NEET. They are very heavy.

>>681086
>make sandwiches like that at home,
You expect too much.

>>681090
I have some here if you want them.

>>681007
Texture like lean minute steak in strips. A bit chewy. Slight fishy aftertaste. Tastes like chicken.

Had a herb batter and a spicy sauce.

>>681015
Heh

>>681093
well bantered

the only reason to ever go to subways is for the subway qts

>>681101
not sure

Rolf.

>>681101
ther usually plump kfc and maccas gets the skellies

tunnel explorer

>>681106
>footlong
NEET...

/ausneets/ AI chatbot when?

>>681097
>>681098
Sounds nice.

>>681108
possum replaced everyone but you with chatgpt bots a long time ago, but he's still collecting sponsorship money from dan as if the place were full of humans

>>681101
Bakers Delight has the best qts.

>>681020
They're all the same

>>681112
not true

14 hours and 30 minutes.

>>681113
Qbe 4 ctp

>>681115
Shit yourself.

I might move my laptop to my bed soon.

Going to have a shower.

>>681118
It will look good on you.

do neets use roll on or aerosol deodorants?