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NEET General #667 -St Paddy's Day Edition NEET 03/16/2023 (Thu) 00:21 [Preview] No. 680701
To be sure, to be sure, tomorrow is Saint Patrick's Day. He drove the brown snakes out of Ireland and they ended up here.

OLD: >>679649

NEET 03/16/2023 (Thu) 00:22 [Preview] No.680702 del
I think we should ignore the other thread created by a bad home NEET or other bad actor.

NEET 03/16/2023 (Thu) 00:22 [Preview] No.680703 del

NEET 03/16/2023 (Thu) 00:43 [Preview] No.680721 del
Disregard the other thread, it's for poofters only.

NEET 03/16/2023 (Thu) 00:43 [Preview] No.680722 del
Does anyone know what happened to our BO?

NEET 03/16/2023 (Thu) 01:21 [Preview] No.680726 del
came home from the hospital an hour ago
my mom's oncologist basically told us she's on borrowed time
I haven't drank in months but I bought a bottle of jack right after I got home
there's light in life somewhere neets
not here and not now, but somewhere

NEET 03/16/2023 (Thu) 01:22 [Preview] No.680727 del
sorry to hear it mate, you got thoughts for how you're going to spend your time with her?

NEET 03/16/2023 (Thu) 01:24 [Preview] No.680729 del

NEET 03/16/2023 (Thu) 01:24 [Preview] No.680730 del
she's still in the hospital getting an emergency chemo but I have no idea
she's so weak that it's hard to go out and do anything with her
I don't even have my license because I'm useless so I can't even take her to the beach, one of the only places she likes

NEET 03/16/2023 (Thu) 01:26 [Preview] No.680732 del
Get out.

NEET 03/16/2023 (Thu) 01:32 [Preview] No.680733 del
I am sorry to hear that NEET.

>I'm useless
Don't talk about yourself like that. You are doing your best.

NEET 03/16/2023 (Thu) 01:34 [Preview] No.680734 del
thanks lad
I think the booze is just making me be harder on myself
it's part of why I quit drinking

NEET 03/16/2023 (Thu) 02:02 [Preview] No.680735 del
It was a good food

NEET 03/16/2023 (Thu) 02:07 [Preview] No.680736 del
I'm going to take Mongk to Atlantic City.

NEET 03/16/2023 (Thu) 02:07 [Preview] No.680737 del
Thats sad news neet, I am so sorry.

NEET 03/16/2023 (Thu) 02:08 [Preview] No.680738 del
Nice breakky.

NEET 03/16/2023 (Thu) 02:09 [Preview] No.680739 del
eggs too runny
pancakes with glop on them
no hash browns
no toast
only one sausage
minimal bacon

NEET 03/16/2023 (Thu) 02:12 [Preview] No.680740 del
how can neets be so fat when we're such picky eaters?

NEET 03/16/2023 (Thu) 02:16 [Preview] No.680741 del
I'm really sorry to hear that, mate. Life can be a real piece of shit at times but it's as you said, there's light in life but it's just not always burning. You just have to try to spend as much time with her while you can, find ways to spoil her and make her laugh as much as you can while you still have her. It might be shit of me to say but even with the bad news at least now you're aware and you can make the most of the time you have rather than her going just out of the blue. I'm sure the wait is going to produce a different kind of pain to the pain of a sudden death. Just try not to go too hard on the alcohol, both for yourself and your mum.
Are there any kinds of treats she likes? You could look into just making sure she has a steady supply of those to help her along.

NEET 03/16/2023 (Thu) 02:17 [Preview] No.680742 del
That's a nice looking feed.

NEET 03/16/2023 (Thu) 02:23 [Preview] No.680743 del
thanks lad
I won't drink again after today, I have enough resolve for thatm uch as least but today just kind of blindsided me
it's bizarre I knew a long time ago i was going to lose her so it's not like it's new news but actually hearing it is a lot harder than anticipated
unfortunately even treats aren't really an option, the chemo fucks with her taste so she can't even really enjoy food in more
I feel like a lot of my anguish is just on her behalf and knowing the woman she was beforehand and seeing her so weak and unable to be at peace is crushing me
I know all I can really do is be there but it's hard, trying not to cry in front of her because I know it'll only make ith arder for her etc
life really is a cruel mistress

NEET 03/16/2023 (Thu) 02:30 [Preview] No.680744 del
Why would anyone have toast with pancakes?

NEET 03/16/2023 (Thu) 02:38 [Preview] No.680745 del
He's just being a pedantic prick for no reason.

NEET 03/16/2023 (Thu) 02:41 [Preview] No.680746 del
He should not have gotten the pancakes.

NEET 03/16/2023 (Thu) 02:42 [Preview] No.680747 del
>pedantic prick
More rudeness.

NEET 03/16/2023 (Thu) 02:44 [Preview] No.680748 del
Toasted pancake sandwiches.

NEET 03/16/2023 (Thu) 02:46 [Preview] No.680749 del
Not getting pancakes.. at the pancake kitchen

NEET 03/16/2023 (Thu) 02:47 [Preview] No.680750 del
I have always hated that place. Both the CBD and Modbury ones.

NEET 03/16/2023 (Thu) 02:47 [Preview] No.680751 del
It's just the truth.

NEET 03/16/2023 (Thu) 02:48 [Preview] No.680752 del
I might be a pedant, but am I a prick?

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NEET 03/16/2023 (Thu) 02:51 [Preview] No.680755 del
>James Podeswa (‘Games of Thrones’, ‘True Detective’) will direct the pilot for ‘BLADE RUNNER 2099’ for Amazon.

NEET 03/16/2023 (Thu) 02:54 [Preview] No.680756 del

NEET 03/16/2023 (Thu) 03:01 [Preview] No.680757 del
Howdy NEEToes, how goes it? fucking hot here.

Sorry to here that m8.

Big feed.

NEET 03/16/2023 (Thu) 03:06 [Preview] No.680758 del
Doing quite a big poo at the moment.

NEET 03/16/2023 (Thu) 03:07 [Preview] No.680759 del
Don't push too hard.

NEET 03/16/2023 (Thu) 03:08 [Preview] No.680760 del
Speaking of poos, it was three months on the 14th since I last heard from the HA.

NEET 03/16/2023 (Thu) 03:13 [Preview] No.680761 del
Hello NEET.

NEET 03/16/2023 (Thu) 03:20 [Preview] No.680762 del
50 in
120 out
5 mins of hard yakka

NEET 03/16/2023 (Thu) 03:22 [Preview] No.680763 del
I guess those didn't suck too badly. Have all of the true crime fanboy neets seen 'True Detective'?

NEET 03/16/2023 (Thu) 03:25 [Preview] No.680764 del
Some neets just want to watch the toast burn

NEET 03/16/2023 (Thu) 03:28 [Preview] No.680765 del
Well poked.

NEET 03/16/2023 (Thu) 03:29 [Preview] No.680766 del
>True Detective
I watched the first season.

NEET 03/16/2023 (Thu) 03:33 [Preview] No.680767 del
Hey NEET, you need to get in the cool zone.

NEET 03/16/2023 (Thu) 03:34 [Preview] No.680768 del
Maybe they married her off.

NEET 03/16/2023 (Thu) 03:53 [Preview] No.680769 del
Have you worked out today yet neets?

NEET 03/16/2023 (Thu) 03:53 [Preview] No.680770 del
That is my exact body type.

NEET 03/16/2023 (Thu) 03:55 [Preview] No.680771 del
are you seatbelt extender neet?

NEET 03/16/2023 (Thu) 03:56 [Preview] No.680772 del
You're all nothing but a bunch of loose holes to me.

NEET 03/16/2023 (Thu) 04:06 [Preview] No.680774 del
I used too much force opening the barbecue shapes packet and they went everywhere. Red powder all over everything.

NEET 03/16/2023 (Thu) 04:07 [Preview] No.680775 del
It has changed my life.

NEET 03/16/2023 (Thu) 04:43 [Preview] No.680776 del
diet status?

NEET 03/16/2023 (Thu) 04:52 [Preview] No.680777 del
No comment.

NEET 03/16/2023 (Thu) 05:09 [Preview] No.680778 del
Just after you spent ages successfully cutting back your caffeine intake.

NEET 03/16/2023 (Thu) 05:10 [Preview] No.680779 del
If having high levels of stimulants in your system is good for your health, I should live forever.

NEET 03/16/2023 (Thu) 05:15 [Preview] No.680780 del
Di you tards ever challenge other boards into stupidity(

NEET 03/16/2023 (Thu) 05:26 [Preview] No.680781 del
neet scholars will puzzle over what this post was meant to mean for generations

NEET 03/16/2023 (Thu) 05:34 [Preview] No.680782 del
The council has determined that the NEET asking this question is significantly impaired by the medicinal beverages sold by Dan Murphy.

NEET 03/16/2023 (Thu) 05:37 [Preview] No.680783 del
All I wanna do is play checkers

NEET 03/16/2023 (Thu) 05:57 [Preview] No.680785 del
Checkers can stall afk

NEET 03/16/2023 (Thu) 06:03 [Preview] No.680786 del
I swear some people on discord are literal retards, not just larpers and drunkards like we have here.

NEET 03/16/2023 (Thu) 06:10 [Preview] No.680787 del
*valued customers

NEET 03/16/2023 (Thu) 06:14 [Preview] No.680788 del
I am sorry to hear that NEET. Stay strong NEET.

NEET 03/16/2023 (Thu) 06:15 [Preview] No.680789 del
>I know all I can really do is be there
Continue to do your best to support her as you have been doing NEET.

NEET 03/16/2023 (Thu) 06:16 [Preview] No.680790 del
Good afternoon NEET.

NEET 03/16/2023 (Thu) 06:16 [Preview] No.680791 del

NEET 03/16/2023 (Thu) 06:21 [Preview] No.680792 del
What was the building that the modbury one is in?

NEET 03/16/2023 (Thu) 06:24 [Preview] No.680793 del
Home from wage. Thinking about sexy single audiologists and goon.

NEET 03/16/2023 (Thu) 06:26 [Preview] No.680794 del
>sexy single audiologists
Is she a gook?

NEET 03/16/2023 (Thu) 06:27 [Preview] No.680795 del
Welcome home.

NEET 03/16/2023 (Thu) 06:27 [Preview] No.680796 del
No. She's white, Anglo Celt.

NEET 03/16/2023 (Thu) 06:38 [Preview] No.680797 del
It's opposite JBHifi or thereabouts on Smart(?) Rd.

NEET 03/16/2023 (Thu) 06:40 [Preview] No.680799 del
>white, Anglo Celt.
pick one

NEET 03/16/2023 (Thu) 06:43 [Preview] No.680800 del
Yeah, it's an old house that's been mostly gutted. I'd say 150 years old.

NEET 03/16/2023 (Thu) 06:44 [Preview] No.680801 del
The Celt part is the white bit.

NEET 03/16/2023 (Thu) 06:46 [Preview] No.680802 del
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NEET 03/16/2023 (Thu) 06:47 [Preview] No.680803 del
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There are whites and there are 'whites'

NEET 03/16/2023 (Thu) 06:48 [Preview] No.680804 del
I didn't pay much attention. Went there once with a girl.

NEET 03/16/2023 (Thu) 06:50 [Preview] No.680805 del
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NEET 03/16/2023 (Thu) 07:03 [Preview] No.680809 del
They're *

NEET 03/16/2023 (Thu) 07:05 [Preview] No.680810 del
I had a quick look online while there but couldn't see anything. Just that it's 'iconic', but nothing about it's history.
I didn't look hard. It's funny that they've built a shopping center around it.

NEET 03/16/2023 (Thu) 07:11 [Preview] No.680811 del
Think I might go for a walk, then come back and write a bluetooth scanner.

NEET 03/16/2023 (Thu) 07:14 [Preview] No.680812 del
Sounds do-able.

NEET 03/16/2023 (Thu) 07:49 [Preview] No.680813 del
scan my arse daddy uwu

NEET 03/16/2023 (Thu) 07:55 [Preview] No.680814 del
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I'm ready for tonights meeting.

NEET 03/16/2023 (Thu) 07:56 [Preview] No.680815 del
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Me too.

NEET 03/16/2023 (Thu) 07:59 [Preview] No.680816 del
All I've had to eat today is a packet of oreos, a double dare, a can of mondster, and four cans of op rum

NEET 03/16/2023 (Thu) 08:01 [Preview] No.680817 del
You need to eat some real food, some veges and fruit.

NEET 03/16/2023 (Thu) 08:02 [Preview] No.680818 del
Motherbat will make something the next three nights.

NEET 03/16/2023 (Thu) 08:13 [Preview] No.680820 del
Tiffin was creative with the sewing machine.

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NEET 03/16/2023 (Thu) 08:18 [Preview] No.680822 del
Didn't a bad actor break it?

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NEET 03/16/2023 (Thu) 09:31 [Preview] No.680828 del
That reminds me of the videos I've seen of people asleep on the New York subway and a rat crawls over them to get some some food out of their mouths.

NEET 03/16/2023 (Thu) 09:34 [Preview] No.680829 del

NEET 03/16/2023 (Thu) 09:36 [Preview] No.680830 del

NEET 03/16/2023 (Thu) 09:41 [Preview] No.680831 del
Before I fall asleep - This weekend's movies will be National Treasure (2004), starring Nicolas Cage, Boromir and Helen of Troy, where we will learn all about the freemasons; then on Sunday Keanu Reeves is hunted by every assassin in the world, in John Wick Chapter 3 - Parabellum (2019)

NEET 03/16/2023 (Thu) 09:42 [Preview] No.680832 del
Finished with the cheese grater monthly patching. They'd have a fit if they knew I was sloshed.

NEET 03/16/2023 (Thu) 09:42 [Preview] No.680833 del
lookin aforward as usual
have a good sleep

NEET 03/16/2023 (Thu) 09:43 [Preview] No.680834 del
Well done, have another drink to celebrate.

NEET 03/16/2023 (Thu) 09:44 [Preview] No.680835 del
Thanks, got one last can to crack in a sec

NEET 03/16/2023 (Thu) 09:44 [Preview] No.680836 del
>knew I was sloshed.
It's what you need!

NEET 03/16/2023 (Thu) 09:46 [Preview] No.680837 del
When it comes to those cunts you don't know just how right you are, NEET.

NEET 03/16/2023 (Thu) 09:49 [Preview] No.680838 del
Also this email from the boss man yesterday was good:
>I think you're under-rating your work time. I mean, obviously you're not flat out (historically) but consider that the better you are at your job, the less we charge for time, and therefore the worse the deal for [Company]. You need to charge for the time it would take a reasonable tech, not you.

NEET 03/16/2023 (Thu) 09:50 [Preview] No.680839 del
>"act like a pajeet and take three times as long"

NEET 03/16/2023 (Thu) 09:58 [Preview] No.680841 del
Will be overflowing with neet seamen

NEET 03/16/2023 (Thu) 09:59 [Preview] No.680842 del
These >>680814 >>680815 can probably be modified with one of those circular fish bowls on the head.

NEET 03/16/2023 (Thu) 09:59 [Preview] No.680843 del
That means at least a 10-15 percent bump to the wages.

NEET 03/16/2023 (Thu) 10:00 [Preview] No.680844 del
Imagine the smell.

NEET 03/16/2023 (Thu) 10:00 [Preview] No.680845 del

NEET 03/16/2023 (Thu) 10:03 [Preview] No.680846 del
He'd end up in a bin next to Helen and Dave for daring to suggest it.

NEET 03/16/2023 (Thu) 10:06 [Preview] No.680847 del
That extra money is better spent on the Chinaman.

NEET 03/16/2023 (Thu) 10:16 [Preview] No.680848 del
purchased something online yesterday morning before 9am
paid extra for the "1-2 day delivery"
they sent it with star track
tracking number doesn't even show up in their system

NEET 03/16/2023 (Thu) 10:21 [Preview] No.680849 del
You can see what they were trying to prevent.

NEET 03/16/2023 (Thu) 10:30 [Preview] No.680850 del
might transition

NEET 03/16/2023 (Thu) 10:32 [Preview] No.680851 del
What a cute doggo.

NEET 03/16/2023 (Thu) 10:35 [Preview] No.680852 del
might go to bed neets, don't stay up too late

NEET 03/16/2023 (Thu) 10:36 [Preview] No.680853 del

NEET 03/16/2023 (Thu) 10:37 [Preview] No.680854 del

NEET 03/16/2023 (Thu) 10:39 [Preview] No.680855 del
I transitioned

NEET 03/16/2023 (Thu) 10:46 [Preview] No.680856 del
is life any better for it?

NEET 03/16/2023 (Thu) 10:53 [Preview] No.680857 del
No, I’ll have back pain by 2am

NEET 03/16/2023 (Thu) 11:01 [Preview] No.680859 del
Why hasn’t Russia dropped some of those MOAB thingoes on the Uruk-hai?

NEET 03/16/2023 (Thu) 11:02 [Preview] No.680860 del
russia isn't real, and this is proof

NEET 03/16/2023 (Thu) 11:03 [Preview] No.680861 del
Still haven't gone to sleep. Moving my bed was a mistake.

NEET 03/16/2023 (Thu) 11:04 [Preview] No.680862 del
Life is going to be better in the future. It can't be any worse.

NEET 03/16/2023 (Thu) 11:06 [Preview] No.680863 del
Can you move it back?

NEET 03/16/2023 (Thu) 11:08 [Preview] No.680864 del
It'd create more problems. I should just learn to live with the current situation.

NEET 03/16/2023 (Thu) 11:12 [Preview] No.680865 del
Can you do anything to improve it?

NEET 03/16/2023 (Thu) 11:15 [Preview] No.680866 del
I could go to bed

NEET 03/16/2023 (Thu) 11:16 [Preview] No.680867 del
Might paint my face green tomorrow

NEET 03/16/2023 (Thu) 11:33 [Preview] No.680868 del
Exciting end to the footy tonight. Good to see it back. I wonder how much money Monk lost.

NEET 03/16/2023 (Thu) 11:43 [Preview] No.680869 del
He wants your cock.

NEET 03/16/2023 (Thu) 11:45 [Preview] No.680870 del
Wait and see if he gets a pickled duck invitation.

NEET 03/16/2023 (Thu) 11:46 [Preview] No.680871 del
How are you watching it?

NEET 03/16/2023 (Thu) 11:49 [Preview] No.680872 del
I watch on this https://www.vipleague.st/aussie-rules-sports-stream

But it was a really choppy stream tonight. I hope it is better for the rest of the season.

NEET 03/16/2023 (Thu) 12:26 [Preview] No.680873 del

NEET 03/16/2023 (Thu) 12:27 [Preview] No.680874 del
Little T-Rex arms.

NEET 03/16/2023 (Thu) 12:27 [Preview] No.680875 del
I used to hate it when they'd cut the streams midway

NEET 03/16/2023 (Thu) 12:30 [Preview] No.680876 del
Boom lacka lacka

NEET 03/16/2023 (Thu) 12:40 [Preview] No.680877 del
Beastie Boys in Glasgow 99

NEET 03/16/2023 (Thu) 12:43 [Preview] No.680878 del
>Beastie Boys
One good song.

NEET 03/16/2023 (Thu) 12:44 [Preview] No.680879 del
Kerry King plays the solo?

NEET 03/16/2023 (Thu) 12:46 [Preview] No.680880 del
Paul's Boutique is the best Hip Hop album.

NEET 03/16/2023 (Thu) 12:49 [Preview] No.680881 del
Thankfully I didn't bet. Should have put a cheeky punt on a draw for fun though. I was at the game, atmosphere was insane especially in the last few minutes.

NEET 03/16/2023 (Thu) 12:49 [Preview] No.680882 del
>Hip Hop
Awful genre.

NEET 03/16/2023 (Thu) 12:56 [Preview] No.680883 del
Only the cool dudes get it

NEET 03/16/2023 (Thu) 13:06 [Preview] No.680884 del
>there's light in life somewhere neets
>not here and not now, but somewhere
Fuck, I know that feel mate. I'm really sorry to hear about your mother.

NEET 03/16/2023 (Thu) 13:19 [Preview] No.680885 del
🙏 Prayers to you and your Mom.

NEET 03/16/2023 (Thu) 13:32 [Preview] No.680886 del

NEET 03/16/2023 (Thu) 13:34 [Preview] No.680887 del
Only children get bored.

NEET 03/16/2023 (Thu) 13:40 [Preview] No.680888 del
Men embrace the emptiness.

NEET 03/16/2023 (Thu) 13:50 [Preview] No.680889 del
I better watch out for tiffo then.

NEET 03/16/2023 (Thu) 13:50 [Preview] No.680890 del
My arse is empty, care to fill it up?

NEET 03/16/2023 (Thu) 13:53 [Preview] No.680891 del
Your abyss can't be filled

NEET 03/16/2023 (Thu) 13:54 [Preview] No.680892 del
I feel like a weirdo not having tattoos.

NEET 03/16/2023 (Thu) 13:54 [Preview] No.680893 del
My gape shall engulf the world.

NEET 03/16/2023 (Thu) 13:55 [Preview] No.680894 del
Weber demanded I call him daddy once.

NEET 03/16/2023 (Thu) 13:58 [Preview] No.680895 del
They look shit and are try hard. So many people have them that in time the worm will turn and they will become extremely unfashionable. An embarrassment.
Invest in tattoo removal businesses.

NEET 03/16/2023 (Thu) 14:02 [Preview] No.680896 del
Used to be a winter sport when I was a kid.

NEET 03/16/2023 (Thu) 14:04 [Preview] No.680897 del
Three months would be a pretty short season.

NEET 03/16/2023 (Thu) 14:07 [Preview] No.680899 del
Cluster B.

NEET 03/16/2023 (Thu) 14:11 [Preview] No.680900 del
There was a pre-season, but it was a simple shorter knockout format where you lost once and were out

NEET 03/16/2023 (Thu) 15:17 [Preview] No.680901 del
Drunk too much. Can't believe how late it is. Should've gone to bed. Feel sick. Not sure what to do. Still need to finish this glass.

NEET 03/16/2023 (Thu) 15:30 [Preview] No.680902 del
>Still need to finish this glass.
Tip it down the sink and go to bed.

NEET 03/16/2023 (Thu) 19:52 [Preview] No.680904 del
going to put some washing on shortly

NEET 03/16/2023 (Thu) 20:06 [Preview] No.680905 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=yAEFKjqPtlU [Embed]
Happy St Paddy's Day, NOOTs

NEET 03/16/2023 (Thu) 20:13 [Preview] No.680906 del
StarTrack is two types of services that I do not understand? The courier and the one tracked through Australia Post. I would try both

NEET 03/16/2023 (Thu) 20:15 [Preview] No.680907 del
More specifically you can track jobs on StarTrack Courier through "Job No" and "Connote" that won't register as a normal tracking number. You have to select the type on

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NEET 03/16/2023 (Thu) 20:17 [Preview] No.680909 del
>Cluster B.

NEET 03/16/2023 (Thu) 20:17 [Preview] No.680910 del
Good morning NEET.

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NEET 03/16/2023 (Thu) 20:32 [Preview] No.680912 del
Poofter sport

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NEET 03/16/2023 (Thu) 20:39 [Preview] No.680914 del
It'll be falling out of me soon.

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>Skincare brand Dove rips into Oscar-winning film The Whale for using a fat suit instead of an obese actor

NEET 03/16/2023 (Thu) 20:51 [Preview] No.680916 del
first load of washing is on

NEET 03/16/2023 (Thu) 20:56 [Preview] No.680917 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=FCnGD6xv5ik [Embed]

NEET 03/16/2023 (Thu) 21:11 [Preview] No.680918 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=CYt_ouJBxVg [Embed]
heh there's some actual footage at 13:45

NEET 03/16/2023 (Thu) 21:44 [Preview] No.680919 del
first load of washing hung out
second load in the machine
looking a bit overcast for a supposed 32 degree day in lizbef

NEET 03/16/2023 (Thu) 21:44 [Preview] No.680920 del
It's going to rain

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NEET 03/16/2023 (Thu) 21:50 [Preview] No.680922 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=ywD5kngMuYM [Embed]

NEET 03/16/2023 (Thu) 21:53 [Preview] No.680923 del
I remember back when I used to get screwed up on anti-deppressents I would always watch those antique collection shows on tv, for some reason the pills made me do that.

NEET 03/16/2023 (Thu) 21:54 [Preview] No.680924 del
no it's not

NEET 03/16/2023 (Thu) 21:57 [Preview] No.680925 del
Thinking we should all grab some family pizzas and garlic bread and watch the whale together some time.

NEET 03/16/2023 (Thu) 21:58 [Preview] No.680926 del
#goodmorning #blessed #hehasrisen

NEET 03/16/2023 (Thu) 22:00 [Preview] No.680927 del
The BOM lies to you daily. How often do I?

NEET 03/16/2023 (Thu) 22:00 [Preview] No.680928 del
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this should be the normal method

NEET 03/16/2023 (Thu) 22:01 [Preview] No.680929 del
you lie several times a day

NEET 03/16/2023 (Thu) 22:01 [Preview] No.680930 del
pretty often
all sorts of other mental and emotional abuse too

NEET 03/16/2023 (Thu) 22:02 [Preview] No.680931 del
>mental and emotional abuse
That's the /ausneets/ experience

NEET 03/16/2023 (Thu) 22:02 [Preview] No.680932 del
It's going to rain all over your laundry.

NEET 03/16/2023 (Thu) 22:03 [Preview] No.680933 del
today isn't laundry day

NEET 03/16/2023 (Thu) 22:04 [Preview] No.680934 del
$37 pay rise from next week.

NEET 03/16/2023 (Thu) 22:04 [Preview] No.680935 del
Who's the daily liar now?

NEET 03/16/2023 (Thu) 22:05 [Preview] No.680936 del
You are.

NEET 03/16/2023 (Thu) 22:06 [Preview] No.680937 del
What are you going to spend it all on?

NEET 03/16/2023 (Thu) 22:07 [Preview] No.680938 del
Dan and pizza

NEET 03/16/2023 (Thu) 22:13 [Preview] No.680939 del
And of course anyone renting through Department Housing will get a rent increase at the same time so they won't get the full amount.

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NEET 03/16/2023 (Thu) 22:19 [Preview] No.680941 del
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NEET 03/16/2023 (Thu) 22:20 [Preview] No.680942 del
Second and final load of washing has been hung out. Filters have been cleaned.

NEET 03/16/2023 (Thu) 22:25 [Preview] No.680943 del
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Thank you, NEET.
I ended up using parcelsapp.com, which shows even more information then the legitimate tracking tools.

NEET 03/16/2023 (Thu) 22:26 [Preview] No.680944 del
got a headache from too much work
think i need another mondster

NEET 03/16/2023 (Thu) 22:35 [Preview] No.680945 del
want to have a st paddys day drink with lunch, but all the cops will be out when I drive to motherbat's this arvo

NEET 03/16/2023 (Thu) 22:36 [Preview] No.680946 del

NEET 03/16/2023 (Thu) 22:38 [Preview] No.680947 del
Back in the 19th century scientist Francis Galton measured the faces of violent offenders in british prisons, and found they had wider cheekbones and noses than the normal population. In reality, he was just discovering that jails were full of irishmen.

NEET 03/16/2023 (Thu) 22:38 [Preview] No.680948 del
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I wish nuro were my designated driver

NEET 03/16/2023 (Thu) 22:39 [Preview] No.680949 del
>too much work
You need to take the rest of the day off.

NEET 03/16/2023 (Thu) 22:41 [Preview] No.680950 del
Well done.

NEET 03/16/2023 (Thu) 22:50 [Preview] No.680951 del
I'm still going to.

NEET 03/16/2023 (Thu) 22:54 [Preview] No.680952 del
Have an orange juice instead.

NEET 03/16/2023 (Thu) 22:55 [Preview] No.680953 del
you're a bad neet

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>Don't Worry: Credit Suisse Is in Strong, Exquisitely-Manicured Hands
Credit Suisse is gonna be just fine boys

NEET 03/16/2023 (Thu) 23:08 [Preview] No.680958 del
Neets when you wash your face, do you splash water on your nape?

NEET 03/16/2023 (Thu) 23:08 [Preview] No.680959 del
Rather explosive bowel movement came on with very little warning. Odd considering I haven’t eaten in 24 hours.

NEET 03/16/2023 (Thu) 23:08 [Preview] No.680960 del
your arse has ambushed you

NEET 03/16/2023 (Thu) 23:09 [Preview] No.680961 del
Their whole board is diversity hires apparently. Spent more time worrying about hiring freaks then managing money.

NEET 03/16/2023 (Thu) 23:12 [Preview] No.680962 del
Thank god we gave them a $54 billion bailout so the diversity can continue

NEET 03/16/2023 (Thu) 23:27 [Preview] No.680964 del
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NEET 03/16/2023 (Thu) 23:34 [Preview] No.680966 del
Want to sniff her brapper.

NEET 03/16/2023 (Thu) 23:37 [Preview] No.680967 del
suns out
and he said it would rain

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NEET 03/16/2023 (Thu) 23:47 [Preview] No.680969 del

NEET 03/16/2023 (Thu) 23:47 [Preview] No.680970 del
He would never lie!

NEET 03/16/2023 (Thu) 23:49 [Preview] No.680971 del
bitch whore mother fuck!

NEET 03/16/2023 (Thu) 23:51 [Preview] No.680972 del

NEET 03/16/2023 (Thu) 23:52 [Preview] No.680973 del

NEET 03/16/2023 (Thu) 23:53 [Preview] No.680974 del
I hope this naughty episode of yours is over soon.

NEET 03/16/2023 (Thu) 23:54 [Preview] No.680975 del
i hope your poo poo head episode is over soon

NEET 03/16/2023 (Thu) 23:58 [Preview] No.680976 del
After careful consideration I am here to tell you all that I am sorry for those childish posts I made. poo poo heads

NEET 03/17/2023 (Fri) 00:03 [Preview] No.680977 del
How rude.

NEET 03/17/2023 (Fri) 00:23 [Preview] No.680978 del
might get some kfc if they're open today

NEET 03/17/2023 (Fri) 00:30 [Preview] No.680979 del
Bucket please.

NEET 03/17/2023 (Fri) 00:31 [Preview] No.680980 del
Why wouldn't they be?

NEET 03/17/2023 (Fri) 00:31 [Preview] No.680981 del
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NEET 03/17/2023 (Fri) 00:45 [Preview] No.680982 del
Note the cloud seeding.
It'll rain today.

NEET 03/17/2023 (Fri) 00:47 [Preview] No.680983 del
big ol skank yacht

NEET 03/17/2023 (Fri) 00:49 [Preview] No.680984 del
The KFC was good today.
Hot crispy chips with the extra salt I asked for.
Nice crispy piece of original recipe breast fillet in my zinger box.
The nuggers were hot and crispy.
Nothing was oily or lukewarm.

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NEET 03/17/2023 (Fri) 00:57 [Preview] No.680986 del
$10k for 100 day cruise.

NEET 03/17/2023 (Fri) 00:59 [Preview] No.680987 del
I got a family feast yesterday and demanded only thighs.

NEET 03/17/2023 (Fri) 01:02 [Preview] No.680988 del
He never lies!

NEET 03/17/2023 (Fri) 01:08 [Preview] No.680989 del
That's a big ship.

NEET 03/17/2023 (Fri) 01:13 [Preview] No.680990 del

NEET 03/17/2023 (Fri) 01:17 [Preview] No.680991 del
Got the bottom of the keg green top.
Its chewy

NEET 03/17/2023 (Fri) 01:19 [Preview] No.680992 del

NEET 03/17/2023 (Fri) 01:21 [Preview] No.680993 del
Another winner.

NEET 03/17/2023 (Fri) 01:22 [Preview] No.680994 del
depressed. Nothing for it except to watch youtube videos.

NEET 03/17/2023 (Fri) 01:24 [Preview] No.680995 del
You are living the yacht club lifestyle. You will start wearing a captain's hat soon.

NEET 03/17/2023 (Fri) 01:26 [Preview] No.680996 del
Its not even noon.

NEET 03/17/2023 (Fri) 01:27 [Preview] No.680997 del
And a parrot on his shoulder.

NEET 03/17/2023 (Fri) 01:28 [Preview] No.680998 del
Who is going to take out his eye?

NEET 03/17/2023 (Fri) 01:29 [Preview] No.680999 del
I hate having a big head, I don't even have a big brain to accommodate it.

NEET 03/17/2023 (Fri) 01:30 [Preview] No.681000 del
He'll pay the Viet choker to do it.

NEET 03/17/2023 (Fri) 01:31 [Preview] No.681001 del
>a big head
Only a mentally ill and neurotic person would even know whether they had a big head or not. A normal person wouldn't even notice.

NEET 03/17/2023 (Fri) 01:31 [Preview] No.681002 del
And nothing else.
Having scallops, bao buns and crocodile.

NEET 03/17/2023 (Fri) 01:32 [Preview] No.681003 del
Or maybe people that realise most hats don't fit. I guess it's difficult for you to notice things.

NEET 03/17/2023 (Fri) 01:32 [Preview] No.681004 del
Are there any good ww2 movies of australians fighting the japs?

NEET 03/17/2023 (Fri) 01:34 [Preview] No.681005 del
They're for orientals in rice fields.

NEET 03/17/2023 (Fri) 01:34 [Preview] No.681006 del
Skin cancer coming your way.

NEET 03/17/2023 (Fri) 01:36 [Preview] No.681007 del
I've never had it. I look forward to your review.

NEET 03/17/2023 (Fri) 01:37 [Preview] No.681008 del
Your head is not big, its just the rest of your body is really small.

NEET 03/17/2023 (Fri) 01:37 [Preview] No.681009 del
big headed neet manlets

NEET 03/17/2023 (Fri) 01:42 [Preview] No.681010 del
importation reforms

NEET 03/17/2023 (Fri) 01:58 [Preview] No.681011 del
skrrt skrrt!

NEET 03/17/2023 (Fri) 02:03 [Preview] No.681012 del

NEET 03/17/2023 (Fri) 02:03 [Preview] No.681013 del

NEET 03/17/2023 (Fri) 02:07 [Preview] No.681014 del
me so ronery

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NEET 03/17/2023 (Fri) 02:10 [Preview] No.681016 del
bloody hell

NEET 03/17/2023 (Fri) 02:11 [Preview] No.681017 del
As the monster sleeps, the army shall rest

NEET 03/17/2023 (Fri) 02:34 [Preview] No.681018 del
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What are neets actually doing with their time today?

NEET 03/17/2023 (Fri) 02:35 [Preview] No.681019 del
That NEET eats.

NEET 03/17/2023 (Fri) 02:42 [Preview] No.681020 del
I phoned the RAA to downgrade my road service policy and to tell them I wouldn't be renewing my car insurance with them.
The girl gave me the hard sell and started listing all the benefits of the premium service and then she got all pissy with me when I very politely asked her to just do what I asked and not give me the hard sell.
She took on a very nasty tone.
When she asked I told her I was not going to tell her why I was cancelling the insurance policy. Telling her would have spurred her onto another script about why I should keep the policy.
The reason I cancelled was because they sent a pointless text to me at 9am and it woke me up and made my heart pound with anxiety like all text notifications do.
I am going to have to find a new insurance provider now. I'm thinking Budget Direct. Might get the comprehensive insurance this time. I have had a premonition of some sort of car-related catastrophe in my future. Bad vibes.

NEET 03/17/2023 (Fri) 02:50 [Preview] No.681021 del
She kept using my name on the call too. Very familiar. "Look NEET..." she would say before trying to get me to keep the expensive road service.
It was all scripted. I was being manipulated and conned. It probably works on all the old boomers who call up.

NEET 03/17/2023 (Fri) 02:54 [Preview] No.681022 del
imdb has the latest Mandalorian episode rated even lower than the first episode. I can't summon the energy to watch it right now. I might wait until the season is finished and then watch them all with one finger on the skip ahead 10 seconds button.

NEET 03/17/2023 (Fri) 02:58 [Preview] No.681023 del
I thought it was good, apart from some of the new republic stuff that didn't involve the helmet guys or the green monster baby

NEET 03/17/2023 (Fri) 02:59 [Preview] No.681024 del
I should check if my washing is dry yet.

NEET 03/17/2023 (Fri) 03:03 [Preview] No.681025 del
It isn't.

NEET 03/17/2023 (Fri) 03:08 [Preview] No.681026 del
ahoy noy!

NEET 03/17/2023 (Fri) 03:09 [Preview] No.681027 del
is it?

NEET 03/17/2023 (Fri) 03:10 [Preview] No.681028 del
flipped the mattress

NEET 03/17/2023 (Fri) 03:12 [Preview] No.681029 del
i saw a neet suck a golf ball through a hose

NEET 03/17/2023 (Fri) 03:13 [Preview] No.681030 del
i want to know if the washing is dry

NEET 03/17/2023 (Fri) 03:14 [Preview] No.681031 del
Any time I order something online I change of of the digits on my phone number, they already have my name, address and email add there is no reason for them to have my number.

NEET 03/17/2023 (Fri) 03:16 [Preview] No.681032 del
And I saw a magpie fly past and poo on it.

NEET 03/17/2023 (Fri) 03:16 [Preview] No.681033 del
>receiving a text makes a NEET anxious

NEET 03/17/2023 (Fri) 03:16 [Preview] No.681034 del
I bet it was Cruisey.

NEET 03/17/2023 (Fri) 03:16 [Preview] No.681035 del
Big stains?

NEET 03/17/2023 (Fri) 03:17 [Preview] No.681036 del
i said golf ball not bowling ball

NEET 03/17/2023 (Fri) 03:17 [Preview] No.681037 del
Does the same to me as well.

NEET 03/17/2023 (Fri) 03:17 [Preview] No.681038 del
Just the sound of a notification sets the NEET heart racing. A ringing phone is even worse.

NEET 03/17/2023 (Fri) 03:22 [Preview] No.681039 del
Well bantered.

NEET 03/17/2023 (Fri) 03:23 [Preview] No.681040 del
The sound of an automatic roller door still sets my heart racing. It used to mean the return home of abusive cunt parents. It never leaves you.

NEET 03/17/2023 (Fri) 03:24 [Preview] No.681041 del
no! all my posts are poorly bantered!

NEET 03/17/2023 (Fri) 03:32 [Preview] No.681042 del
It was very dry and I got too much sun folding it all at the line.

NEET 03/17/2023 (Fri) 03:41 [Preview] No.681043 del
I know that feel neet. I often jump at the sound of a man's voice.

NEET 03/17/2023 (Fri) 03:42 [Preview] No.681044 del
Imagine thinking it was going to rain today. Perconf. Absolute bifddirs.

NEET 03/17/2023 (Fri) 03:43 [Preview] No.681045 del
Cruisey's vocaroos must be difficult for you.

NEET 03/17/2023 (Fri) 03:46 [Preview] No.681046 del
His voice is higher than my dad's was and I expect it. I more meant that it happens when I don't expect to hear it.

NEET 03/17/2023 (Fri) 03:50 [Preview] No.681047 del
I know what you mean NEET. The sound of footsteps can trigger me.

NEET 03/17/2023 (Fri) 04:00 [Preview] No.681048 del
One day I'm going to be waddling around a bad home suburb and here his voice.

NEET 03/17/2023 (Fri) 04:06 [Preview] No.681049 del
Think I'll miss you forever
Like the stars miss the sun in the morning sky

NEET 03/17/2023 (Fri) 04:07 [Preview] No.681050 del
I bet Caravan NEET joined the Ukrainian International Legion.

NEET 03/17/2023 (Fri) 04:08 [Preview] No.681051 del
I hope you posted that cringe ironically.

NEET 03/17/2023 (Fri) 04:09 [Preview] No.681052 del
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NEET 03/17/2023 (Fri) 04:11 [Preview] No.681053 del
>not putting ur phone on slient when sleeping

NEET 03/17/2023 (Fri) 04:11 [Preview] No.681054 del
Ants are carrying off big chunks of doggo's food like something out of a cartoon.

NEET 03/17/2023 (Fri) 04:12 [Preview] No.681055 del
What if your elderly mummybot needs you?

NEET 03/17/2023 (Fri) 04:13 [Preview] No.681056 del
i'm sure you could whitelist her number

NEET 03/17/2023 (Fri) 04:15 [Preview] No.681057 del

NEET 03/17/2023 (Fri) 04:16 [Preview] No.681058 del
You need to watch Them (1954) - don't think of it as a movie, think of it as a survival training video.

NEET 03/17/2023 (Fri) 04:16 [Preview] No.681059 del
cocktail frankfurts

NEET 03/17/2023 (Fri) 04:17 [Preview] No.681060 del
(you) 💋

NEET 03/17/2023 (Fri) 04:17 [Preview] No.681061 del
little boys

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NEET 03/17/2023 (Fri) 04:18 [Preview] No.681063 del
settle down tiffin

NEET 03/17/2023 (Fri) 04:20 [Preview] No.681064 del
Poorly bantered.

NEET 03/17/2023 (Fri) 04:20 [Preview] No.681065 del
shots fired 💥 🔫

NEET 03/17/2023 (Fri) 04:21 [Preview] No.681066 del

NEET 03/17/2023 (Fri) 04:23 [Preview] No.681067 del
i control the narrative

NEET 03/17/2023 (Fri) 04:23 [Preview] No.681068 del

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NEET 03/17/2023 (Fri) 04:26 [Preview] No.681070 del
Risk mitigation isn't real.

NEET 03/17/2023 (Fri) 04:27 [Preview] No.681071 del

NEET 03/17/2023 (Fri) 04:27 [Preview] No.681072 del
It will.
Big dark clouds over the water.

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NEET 03/17/2023 (Fri) 04:31 [Preview] No.681074 del
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NEET 03/17/2023 (Fri) 04:31 [Preview] No.681075 del
Red, white, blue is in the sky
Summer's in the air and, baby, heaven's in your eyes

NEET 03/17/2023 (Fri) 04:32 [Preview] No.681076 del
Craig beats Dan with an iron bar.

NEET 03/17/2023 (Fri) 04:34 [Preview] No.681077 del
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Craig is a punce.

NEET 03/17/2023 (Fri) 04:41 [Preview] No.681078 del
Craig could probably rape dan for hours due to his retard strength and the ejaculation inhibiting properties of meff.

NEET 03/17/2023 (Fri) 04:43 [Preview] No.681079 del
i've been thinking again...

NEET 03/17/2023 (Fri) 04:43 [Preview] No.681080 del
Another shopping trolley has appeared next to my house.
The nearest supermarket is at least a 30 minute walk away. Do they just push them the whole way? Or do they put take them on the train with them?

NEET 03/17/2023 (Fri) 04:44 [Preview] No.681081 del
Put a stop to that!

NEET 03/17/2023 (Fri) 04:44 [Preview] No.681082 del
Free scrap metal money.

NEET 03/17/2023 (Fri) 04:46 [Preview] No.681083 del
have any of you eaten from subway recently?

NEET 03/17/2023 (Fri) 04:47 [Preview] No.681084 del
no ther shit tastes wird

NEET 03/17/2023 (Fri) 04:48 [Preview] No.681085 del
If scrap places took trolleys there wouldn't be any left at the shops.

NEET 03/17/2023 (Fri) 04:52 [Preview] No.681086 del
no, you can make sandwiches like that at home, more cheaply

NEET 03/17/2023 (Fri) 04:53 [Preview] No.681087 del
Manage to drag my mattress outside into the sun for a few hours. It's not heavy, but I'm hopelessly unfit and couldn't lift it the whole way - a useful trick is to tape a plastic bag to one corner to protect it and drag that corner along the ground.

NEET 03/17/2023 (Fri) 04:54 [Preview] No.681088 del
Shopping trolleys are occasionally abandoned around the Smithfield train station as they can not board the train with one. It would have to be a truly terrible-home area for people to take trolleys onto trains.

NEET 03/17/2023 (Fri) 04:54 [Preview] No.681089 del
I know English isn't your native language but can you try a bit harder, please?

NEET 03/17/2023 (Fri) 04:55 [Preview] No.681090 del
Am I the last LDR fan here now that nuro is dead?

NEET 03/17/2023 (Fri) 04:56 [Preview] No.681091 del

NEET 03/17/2023 (Fri) 04:56 [Preview] No.681093 del
Won't it get wet from the rain?

NEET 03/17/2023 (Fri) 04:57 [Preview] No.681094 del
>couldn't lift it the whole way
There is nothing wrong with that NEET. They are very heavy.

NEET 03/17/2023 (Fri) 04:57 [Preview] No.681095 del
>make sandwiches like that at home,
You expect too much.

NEET 03/17/2023 (Fri) 04:58 [Preview] No.681096 del
I have some here if you want them.

NEET 03/17/2023 (Fri) 05:05 [Preview] No.681097 del
Texture like lean minute steak in strips. A bit chewy. Slight fishy aftertaste. Tastes like chicken.

NEET 03/17/2023 (Fri) 05:06 [Preview] No.681098 del
Had a herb batter and a spicy sauce.

NEET 03/17/2023 (Fri) 05:07 [Preview] No.681099 del

NEET 03/17/2023 (Fri) 05:07 [Preview] No.681100 del
well bantered

NEET 03/17/2023 (Fri) 05:08 [Preview] No.681101 del
the only reason to ever go to subways is for the subway qts

NEET 03/17/2023 (Fri) 05:10 [Preview] No.681102 del
not sure

NEET 03/17/2023 (Fri) 05:11 [Preview] No.681103 del

NEET 03/17/2023 (Fri) 05:12 [Preview] No.681104 del
ther usually plump kfc and maccas gets the skellies

NEET 03/17/2023 (Fri) 05:13 [Preview] No.681105 del
tunnel explorer

NEET 03/17/2023 (Fri) 05:14 [Preview] No.681106 del
>tfw no plump subway qt to wrap her hands around my footlong

NEET 03/17/2023 (Fri) 05:14 [Preview] No.681107 del

NEET 03/17/2023 (Fri) 05:15 [Preview] No.681108 del
/ausneets/ AI chatbot when?

NEET 03/17/2023 (Fri) 05:16 [Preview] No.681109 del
Sounds nice.

NEET 03/17/2023 (Fri) 05:17 [Preview] No.681110 del
possum replaced everyone but you with chatgpt bots a long time ago, but he's still collecting sponsorship money from dan as if the place were full of humans

NEET 03/17/2023 (Fri) 05:18 [Preview] No.681111 del
Bakers Delight has the best qts.

NEET 03/17/2023 (Fri) 05:28 [Preview] No.681112 del
They're all the same

NEET 03/17/2023 (Fri) 05:31 [Preview] No.681113 del
not true

NEET 03/17/2023 (Fri) 05:31 [Preview] No.681114 del
14 hours and 30 minutes.

NEET 03/17/2023 (Fri) 05:32 [Preview] No.681115 del
Qbe 4 ctp

NEET 03/17/2023 (Fri) 05:33 [Preview] No.681116 del
Shit yourself.

NEET 03/17/2023 (Fri) 06:14 [Preview] No.681117 del
I might move my laptop to my bed soon.

NEET 03/17/2023 (Fri) 06:16 [Preview] No.681118 del
Going to have a shower.

NEET 03/17/2023 (Fri) 06:17 [Preview] No.681119 del
It will look good on you.

NEET 03/17/2023 (Fri) 06:21 [Preview] No.681120 del
do neets use roll on or aerosol deodorants?

NEET 03/17/2023 (Fri) 06:27 [Preview] No.681121 del
>use deodorants

NEET 03/17/2023 (Fri) 06:28 [Preview] No.681122 del
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As it's St Patricks day this is some of my relatives, great great great uncle NEET.
He was born in 1843 Ireland County Kerry, he married the scary looking Mary in 1890, they had 5 children her youngest daughter named Kitty became a concert pianist.

NEET 03/17/2023 (Fri) 06:30 [Preview] No.681123 del
dirty potato nigger

NEET 03/17/2023 (Fri) 06:31 [Preview] No.681124 del
neets getting their bussies torn up and destroyed by a vengeful and cruel weber

NEET 03/17/2023 (Fri) 06:31 [Preview] No.681125 del
Is that actually a woman?!

NEET 03/17/2023 (Fri) 06:35 [Preview] No.681126 del
Moving pretty fast. I have an Amazon package that went to Aramax last night. It was received into the dept last night and Amazon believe by their estimate it will be delivered tomorrow when they don't deliver packages.


I cannot find that banner anymore

Well spoiled.



Lots of interesting knowledge.

>Might get the comprehensive insurance this time.
They'll probably only cover market value and depending on the value it may or may not be worth it.

Bringing luck?

I leave my on vibrate permanently and turn it off while sleeping.

Their plan must be nearing completion.


I will be soon, I hope you are done soon.

I went down to the medical center. Only one doctor on for the next two days and next appointment was too late tonight for me and I would have to wait for it. I might try again tomorrow, would be nice if they answered the phone and served the reception as myself and two other people waited while the receptionist spoke to 'management'.

NEET 03/17/2023 (Fri) 06:38 [Preview] No.681127 del
I recently found out that two of my great-grandmothers were Irish. I always assumed that everyone was English.
One of them had a stroke when she was only in her 30s. It left her paralyzed. Her husband, my great-grandfather, was a navvy and so he worked out in the desert and was rarely at home. This meant by grandmother spent most of her formative years in a Salvation army house until her father got a different job working on the steam trains in Adelaide.
He tried to join the army during the war but was rejected due to his job and the fact he had six children and a paralyzed wife. Despite that, he still got into fights with blokes calling him a coward. The other three all fought. One of them died in Burma. His medals went to aunty-bot but she just stuffed them away in the shed and let them corrode. Fucking bitch.

NEET 03/17/2023 (Fri) 06:40 [Preview] No.681128 del
bunch of dirty nbiggers in this thread

NEET 03/17/2023 (Fri) 06:41 [Preview] No.681129 del
>irish ancestry
Get out. Ausneets is for whites only

NEET 03/17/2023 (Fri) 06:42 [Preview] No.681130 del
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>got a different job working on the steam trains in Adelaide.

>but was rejected due to his job
Essential member of the workforce?

>just stuffed them away in the shed and let them corrode.

NEET 03/17/2023 (Fri) 06:43 [Preview] No.681131 del
Well tower posted.

NEET 03/17/2023 (Fri) 06:43 [Preview] No.681132 del
Thank (You)!

NEET 03/17/2023 (Fri) 06:43 [Preview] No.681133 del
Could the BO please re-add this banner to the ausneets banners?

NEET 03/17/2023 (Fri) 06:44 [Preview] No.681134 del

NEET 03/17/2023 (Fri) 06:45 [Preview] No.681135 del

NEET 03/17/2023 (Fri) 06:49 [Preview] No.681136 del
>Essential member
Yeah, there was lots of rail being laid out there because the yanks were building a big airfield to train Allied pilots for service in the Pacific.

NEET 03/17/2023 (Fri) 06:52 [Preview] No.681137 del
I similarly had a family member in a similar position during conscription that was not signed up to the war effort when called up.

NEET 03/17/2023 (Fri) 07:04 [Preview] No.681138 del
made it to motherbat's

NEET 03/17/2023 (Fri) 07:05 [Preview] No.681139 del
Many piggies on patrol?

NEET 03/17/2023 (Fri) 07:05 [Preview] No.681140 del

NEET 03/17/2023 (Fri) 07:17 [Preview] No.681141 del

NEET 03/17/2023 (Fri) 07:20 [Preview] No.681142 del
Garn do the dishes.

NEET 03/17/2023 (Fri) 07:31 [Preview] No.681143 del
Comfy. I didn't realise or remember the word horology related to clocks.

I wanted to watch that first clock moving over slow motion.

Second clock is a nice novelty clock.

I liked that third clock. I have a bedside clock and it can be a bit bright.

Fourth clock or watch had an interesting design but I didn't like it. The clock after it was much nicer. Neet alarm clock feature.

I would love a pair case watch. Alarm system for it was interesting.

NEET 03/17/2023 (Fri) 07:32 [Preview] No.681144 del
Good luck NEET.

NEET 03/17/2023 (Fri) 07:33 [Preview] No.681145 del
Front page of the local paper was all about that traffic chaos we got stuck in last weekend. Somebody got out and punched out a traffic controller lol.

NEET 03/17/2023 (Fri) 07:40 [Preview] No.681146 del
kek fucked his shit up

NEET 03/17/2023 (Fri) 07:41 [Preview] No.681147 del
Did the dishes.

NEET 03/17/2023 (Fri) 07:41 [Preview] No.681148 del
The people that organised it didn't bother to tell the council or residents or anybody. Blocked the roads so bad ambulances and medical staff couldn't get to teh hospital.

NEET 03/17/2023 (Fri) 07:45 [Preview] No.681149 del
Violent urges

NEET 03/17/2023 (Fri) 07:45 [Preview] No.681150 del
Take them out on my bussy!

NEET 03/17/2023 (Fri) 07:47 [Preview] No.681151 del
Shut up you whore

NEET 03/17/2023 (Fri) 07:48 [Preview] No.681152 del
pent up neets
het up neets

NEET 03/17/2023 (Fri) 07:49 [Preview] No.681153 del
Fuck yes, call me your little cum slut!

NEET 03/17/2023 (Fri) 07:49 [Preview] No.681154 del
Have any of you seen Konosuba?

NEET 03/17/2023 (Fri) 07:49 [Preview] No.681156 del
The beatings will come tonight

NEET 03/17/2023 (Fri) 07:50 [Preview] No.681157 del
Shut up about anime you faggot

NEET 03/17/2023 (Fri) 07:50 [Preview] No.681158 del
The neetlings will come tonight

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NEET 03/17/2023 (Fri) 07:51 [Preview] No.681160 del
already am

NEET 03/17/2023 (Fri) 07:54 [Preview] No.681161 del
I bet it smells like moldy cottage cheese

NEET 03/17/2023 (Fri) 07:55 [Preview] No.681162 del
smells like chlorox

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NEET 03/17/2023 (Fri) 07:56 [Preview] No.681164 del
jamming a chux up my arse!

NEET 03/17/2023 (Fri) 07:57 [Preview] No.681165 del
It's the only way to be sure.

NEET 03/17/2023 (Fri) 07:57 [Preview] No.681166 del
Grow some tits bitch

NEET 03/17/2023 (Fri) 07:57 [Preview] No.681167 del
That's not how you use a superwipe

NEET 03/17/2023 (Fri) 07:58 [Preview] No.681168 del
Debicki is surprisingly busty, she just doesn't look it because she is such a huge bitch (6'3").

NEET 03/17/2023 (Fri) 08:00 [Preview] No.681169 del
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how many weaboos do we have here anyway? Enough to support an animeflix night?

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NEET 03/17/2023 (Fri) 08:02 [Preview] No.681171 del
It may be the only thing holding back his surge.

NEET 03/17/2023 (Fri) 08:03 [Preview] No.681172 del
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NEET 03/17/2023 (Fri) 08:06 [Preview] No.681173 del
Perhaps. Very few neets actually show up to streaming nights.

NEET 03/17/2023 (Fri) 08:09 [Preview] No.681175 del
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NEET 03/17/2023 (Fri) 08:11 [Preview] No.681177 del

NEET 03/17/2023 (Fri) 08:14 [Preview] No.681178 del
She got me a boring green bag of plain Doritos :(

NEET 03/17/2023 (Fri) 08:15 [Preview] No.681179 del
You're lucky to get that.

NEET 03/17/2023 (Fri) 08:15 [Preview] No.681180 del
Make sure you have a firm grip on the bag this time.

NEET 03/17/2023 (Fri) 08:19 [Preview] No.681181 del
I might demand she exchange it for red ones tomorrow.

NEET 03/17/2023 (Fri) 08:19 [Preview] No.681182 del
grip it like you would a ball sack

NEET 03/17/2023 (Fri) 08:20 [Preview] No.681183 del
Nick Avocado is embracing his life style.

NEET 03/17/2023 (Fri) 08:21 [Preview] No.681184 del
Smart strategy NEET.

NEET 03/17/2023 (Fri) 08:21 [Preview] No.681185 del
Nick Avocado should have done The Whale.

NEET 03/17/2023 (Fri) 08:24 [Preview] No.681186 del
The ol' gape and rape.

NEET 03/17/2023 (Fri) 08:26 [Preview] No.681187 del
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fucking exhausted after that matress moving, just shows how hopelessly unfit I am. At least a year ago I was lifting weights occasionally, now I'm not even doing that.

NEET 03/17/2023 (Fri) 08:28 [Preview] No.681188 del
One family lasagna and two chicken and camembert pies in the oven

NEET 03/17/2023 (Fri) 08:30 [Preview] No.681189 del
You have your eyes set on much bigger tasks ahead of you.

NEET 03/17/2023 (Fri) 08:32 [Preview] No.681190 del
This NEET is destined for a good feed.

NEET 03/17/2023 (Fri) 08:33 [Preview] No.681191 del
He's looking well.

NEET 03/17/2023 (Fri) 08:33 [Preview] No.681192 del
Mummybat's birthday today. Need to call her. Need to get more drunk first.

NEET 03/17/2023 (Fri) 08:34 [Preview] No.681193 del
You should leave her a list of things you like to eat so she knows what to buy.

NEET 03/17/2023 (Fri) 08:35 [Preview] No.681194 del
Sounds do-able. All you need is a NEET to remind you to call her today or tomorrow.

NEET 03/17/2023 (Fri) 08:35 [Preview] No.681195 del
What's she up to?

NEET 03/17/2023 (Fri) 08:35 [Preview] No.681196 del
Get a smaller mattress, problem solved.

NEET 03/17/2023 (Fri) 08:36 [Preview] No.681197 del
One pie is the appropiate serving size.

NEET 03/17/2023 (Fri) 08:36 [Preview] No.681198 del
NEET approved treat list.

NEET 03/17/2023 (Fri) 08:37 [Preview] No.681199 del
What about the family lasagna?

NEET 03/17/2023 (Fri) 08:39 [Preview] No.681200 del
Don't know. She lives in another state.
I'm going to have another shot and then call her. I hate talking to the old bitch.

NEET 03/17/2023 (Fri) 08:39 [Preview] No.681201 del
It would feed a family of 20 boongs.

NEET 03/17/2023 (Fri) 08:40 [Preview] No.681202 del
So a 1/20?

NEET 03/17/2023 (Fri) 08:40 [Preview] No.681203 del

NEET 03/17/2023 (Fri) 08:40 [Preview] No.681204 del
>I hate talking to the old bitch.
Just press mute and swear while she's going on.

NEET 03/17/2023 (Fri) 08:43 [Preview] No.681205 del
Choked to perfection.

NEET 03/17/2023 (Fri) 08:44 [Preview] No.681206 del
DM Olive about it and see what that whore has to say.

NEET 03/17/2023 (Fri) 08:46 [Preview] No.681207 del

NEET 03/17/2023 (Fri) 08:47 [Preview] No.681208 del
Client issue. Ambulance called.

NEET 03/17/2023 (Fri) 08:47 [Preview] No.681209 del

NEET 03/17/2023 (Fri) 08:48 [Preview] No.681210 del

NEET 03/17/2023 (Fri) 08:48 [Preview] No.681211 del
Mong Madness?

NEET 03/17/2023 (Fri) 08:48 [Preview] No.681212 del
Is it going to die?

NEET 03/17/2023 (Fri) 08:49 [Preview] No.681213 del
Please use the appropriate pronoun mong.

NEET 03/17/2023 (Fri) 08:51 [Preview] No.681214 del
take it to the tip

NEET 03/17/2023 (Fri) 08:51 [Preview] No.681215 del
The sensual hand strength of a tyre fitter.

NEET 03/17/2023 (Fri) 08:51 [Preview] No.681216 del
Give them the mong bux?

NEET 03/17/2023 (Fri) 08:51 [Preview] No.681217 del
Not the heckin' pronouns!

NEET 03/17/2023 (Fri) 08:52 [Preview] No.681218 del
Call her while having a goon.

NEET 03/17/2023 (Fri) 08:52 [Preview] No.681219 del
Isn't he deda?

NEET 03/17/2023 (Fri) 08:53 [Preview] No.681220 del
She likes Konosuba although is not overly fond of ecchi anime.

NEET 03/17/2023 (Fri) 08:54 [Preview] No.681221 del
I was incorrectly corrected and told they were called clients once.

NEET 03/17/2023 (Fri) 08:54 [Preview] No.681222 del
That is precisely what I did. I got nervous as the phone was ringing and ended the call. Not sure if that will still show up as a missed call on her end. I had some gin to steel my resolve. Wasn't enough. Having some goon. She'll know I'm on the grog again too. She can tell when I'm pissed because of the way I speak. She'll bring up dad. I fucking know it.

NEET 03/17/2023 (Fri) 08:55 [Preview] No.681223 del
Weber told the rain to go away just to make a point once.

NEET 03/17/2023 (Fri) 08:55 [Preview] No.681224 del
Just call her.

NEET 03/17/2023 (Fri) 08:56 [Preview] No.681225 del
The rain made the right decision.

NEET 03/17/2023 (Fri) 08:56 [Preview] No.681226 del
Just missed a call back. I guess I'm forced to call her. May Dan grant me strength, noots.

NEET 03/17/2023 (Fri) 08:56 [Preview] No.681227 del
Thats not good.

NEET 03/17/2023 (Fri) 08:57 [Preview] No.681228 del
Then watch it, you autistic simp.

NEET 03/17/2023 (Fri) 08:58 [Preview] No.681229 del
Perhaps you need UMM PTY LTD to manage this matter for you. The rate per minute isn't cheap.

NEET 03/17/2023 (Fri) 08:58 [Preview] No.681230 del
If you start to get upset just say you have to go and hang up.

NEET 03/17/2023 (Fri) 08:59 [Preview] No.681231 del
Good boy

NEET 03/17/2023 (Fri) 08:59 [Preview] No.681232 del
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NEET 03/17/2023 (Fri) 08:59 [Preview] No.681233 del
Yes it is.

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NEET 03/17/2023 (Fri) 09:00 [Preview] No.681235 del
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I have.

NEET 03/17/2023 (Fri) 09:00 [Preview] No.681236 del

NEET 03/17/2023 (Fri) 09:00 [Preview] No.681237 del
Good luck NEET.

NEET 03/17/2023 (Fri) 09:00 [Preview] No.681238 del
I can pay in bussy.

NEET 03/17/2023 (Fri) 09:02 [Preview] No.681239 del
Get the incense ready and a clean towel.

NEET 03/17/2023 (Fri) 09:02 [Preview] No.681240 del
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(you) love her!

NEET 03/17/2023 (Fri) 09:02 [Preview] No.681241 del
Handsome fella.

NEET 03/17/2023 (Fri) 09:03 [Preview] No.681242 del

NEET 03/17/2023 (Fri) 09:08 [Preview] No.681244 del
strained conversation with her

NEET 03/17/2023 (Fri) 09:08 [Preview] No.681245 del
Good on you for calling

NEET 03/17/2023 (Fri) 09:08 [Preview] No.681246 del

NEET 03/17/2023 (Fri) 09:08 [Preview] No.681247 del
What's she doing?

NEET 03/17/2023 (Fri) 09:09 [Preview] No.681248 del
Sitting in the car.

NEET 03/17/2023 (Fri) 09:10 [Preview] No.681249 del
she sucked me off earlier

NEET 03/17/2023 (Fri) 09:10 [Preview] No.681250 del
Good catch-up.

NEET 03/17/2023 (Fri) 09:10 [Preview] No.681251 del
Air-con on?

NEET 03/17/2023 (Fri) 09:10 [Preview] No.681252 del
Any choke?

NEET 03/17/2023 (Fri) 09:11 [Preview] No.681253 del
At least it's now done.

NEET 03/17/2023 (Fri) 09:12 [Preview] No.681254 del
Phone call done.
I don't know.
you wouldn't want that if you knew it.
Yes. I'm sure Dan will reward my kindness.

NEET 03/17/2023 (Fri) 09:12 [Preview] No.681255 del
car is fuel injected

NEET 03/17/2023 (Fri) 09:13 [Preview] No.681256 del
Give the accelerator a press.

NEET 03/17/2023 (Fri) 09:14 [Preview] No.681257 del
Reasonably well bantered.

NEET 03/17/2023 (Fri) 09:15 [Preview] No.681258 del
You're the one who didn't want people to think we were friends.

NEET 03/17/2023 (Fri) 09:15 [Preview] No.681259 del

NEET 03/17/2023 (Fri) 09:16 [Preview] No.681260 del
I am not!

NEET 03/17/2023 (Fri) 09:16 [Preview] No.681261 del
Aggressive and sensual NEET choking

NEET 03/17/2023 (Fri) 09:21 [Preview] No.681262 del
>chicken and camembert pies

NEET 03/17/2023 (Fri) 09:22 [Preview] No.681263 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=DUPYZ6ZywMA [Embed]

NEET 03/17/2023 (Fri) 09:23 [Preview] No.681264 del
>thinking about that NEETs application at Atlassian

NEET 03/17/2023 (Fri) 09:30 [Preview] No.681265 del
>chicken and camembert pies
sounds delicious

NEET 03/17/2023 (Fri) 09:34 [Preview] No.681266 del
you bloody bastards

NEET 03/17/2023 (Fri) 09:34 [Preview] No.681267 del
But that other NEET already decided they were vile??

NEET 03/17/2023 (Fri) 09:34 [Preview] No.681268 del
It speaks for no one but itself.

NEET 03/17/2023 (Fri) 09:35 [Preview] No.681269 del

NEET 03/17/2023 (Fri) 09:38 [Preview] No.681270 del
Feeling tempted to make a pizza delivery order.

NEET 03/17/2023 (Fri) 09:38 [Preview] No.681271 del
Perconf bifddirs?

NEET 03/17/2023 (Fri) 09:38 [Preview] No.681272 del
Get two.

NEET 03/17/2023 (Fri) 09:39 [Preview] No.681273 del
Big binge?

NEET 03/17/2023 (Fri) 09:39 [Preview] No.681274 del
bloody bastard bitch
I am rape your mother

NEET 03/17/2023 (Fri) 09:40 [Preview] No.681275 del
Hindi for ‘sister fucker’

NEET 03/17/2023 (Fri) 09:40 [Preview] No.681277 del
Get a garlic bred as well.

NEET 03/17/2023 (Fri) 09:41 [Preview] No.681278 del
>knowing even a single Hindi word

NEET 03/17/2023 (Fri) 09:41 [Preview] No.681279 del
Possum bred a garlic once.

NEET 03/17/2023 (Fri) 09:43 [Preview] No.681280 del
There’s a famous clip of an Indian in a car having an argument with an Indian on the street and the word gets used in addition to some English swears

NEET 03/17/2023 (Fri) 09:43 [Preview] No.681282 del
Have you done the needful?

NEET 03/17/2023 (Fri) 09:43 [Preview] No.681283 del
I have did the needful today morning sirs

NEET 03/17/2023 (Fri) 09:43 [Preview] No.681284 del
Another poor quality footy stream. Frustrating.

NEET 03/17/2023 (Fri) 09:44 [Preview] No.681285 del
Watch a stream of my arse.

NEET 03/17/2023 (Fri) 09:44 [Preview] No.681286 del
Sorry NEET I could not eat that. Very unappealing

NEET 03/17/2023 (Fri) 09:44 [Preview] No.681287 del

NEET 03/17/2023 (Fri) 09:45 [Preview] No.681288 del
Just listen to the call on MMM

NEET 03/17/2023 (Fri) 09:46 [Preview] No.681289 del

NEET 03/17/2023 (Fri) 09:46 [Preview] No.681290 del
Think he cares?

NEET 03/17/2023 (Fri) 09:46 [Preview] No.681291 del
Straight to the arse!

NEET 03/17/2023 (Fri) 09:46 [Preview] No.681292 del
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NEET 03/17/2023 (Fri) 09:46 [Preview] No.681293 del
Needs some parsley flakes for colour.

NEET 03/17/2023 (Fri) 09:47 [Preview] No.681294 del

NEET 03/17/2023 (Fri) 09:47 [Preview] No.681295 del
Might start putting a space before question marks

NEET 03/17/2023 (Fri) 09:47 [Preview] No.681296 del
Sounds like it needed some Metamucil.

NEET 03/17/2023 (Fri) 09:48 [Preview] No.681297 del
The French do that.

NEET 03/17/2023 (Fri) 09:48 [Preview] No.681298 del

NEET 03/17/2023 (Fri) 09:49 [Preview] No.681299 del

NEET 03/17/2023 (Fri) 09:51 [Preview] No.681300 del
It won't bring him back and like the banner it might trigger someone.

NEET 03/17/2023 (Fri) 09:52 [Preview] No.681301 del
I still hate the moon😼

NEET 03/17/2023 (Fri) 09:54 [Preview] No.681302 del
The moon loves you NEET.

NEET 03/17/2023 (Fri) 09:55 [Preview] No.681304 del

NEET 03/17/2023 (Fri) 09:56 [Preview] No.681305 del

NEET 03/17/2023 (Fri) 09:57 [Preview] No.681306 del
No you don't.

NEET 03/17/2023 (Fri) 09:57 [Preview] No.681307 del
kek I snorted like a 🐷

NEET 03/17/2023 (Fri) 09:58 [Preview] No.681308 del

NEET 03/17/2023 (Fri) 09:59 [Preview] No.681309 del
Handsome fella.

NEET 03/17/2023 (Fri) 10:00 [Preview] No.681310 del
Why do you drink neets?

NEET 03/17/2023 (Fri) 10:00 [Preview] No.681311 del
I read it in 🐸 voice

NEET 03/17/2023 (Fri) 10:00 [Preview] No.681312 del
Some eat NEETs

NEET 03/17/2023 (Fri) 10:01 [Preview] No.681313 del
That makes it a little funnier.

NEET 03/17/2023 (Fri) 10:01 [Preview] No.681314 del

NEET 03/17/2023 (Fri) 10:05 [Preview] No.681315 del
Weber's pictures were removed from Corel Draw once.

NEET 03/17/2023 (Fri) 10:05 [Preview] No.681316 del
I have made the pizza order. 45 minutes to an hour they said.

NEET 03/17/2023 (Fri) 10:06 [Preview] No.681317 del
It'll be everything you hope for.

NEET 03/17/2023 (Fri) 10:08 [Preview] No.681318 del
what toppings?

NEET 03/17/2023 (Fri) 10:08 [Preview] No.681319 del
wish I was having pizza with the neetbros this friday night

NEET 03/17/2023 (Fri) 10:09 [Preview] No.681320 del
His window is open.

NEET 03/17/2023 (Fri) 10:09 [Preview] No.681321 del
No. That incident was fake, it never happened. Some NEET was trolling the board pretending he was drink driving or caught for drink driving all the time.

NEET 03/17/2023 (Fri) 10:09 [Preview] No.681322 del

NEET 03/17/2023 (Fri) 10:10 [Preview] No.681323 del
how do you know?

NEET 03/17/2023 (Fri) 10:11 [Preview] No.681324 del
One pepperoni, one supreme.

NEET 03/17/2023 (Fri) 10:12 [Preview] No.681325 del
He won’t even go to Munno Para BCF this weekend

NEET 03/17/2023 (Fri) 10:12 [Preview] No.681326 del
He's talking shit.
Next he'll try to convince you that Argie didn't steal Karen.

NEET 03/17/2023 (Fri) 10:13 [Preview] No.681327 del
>tfw you will take a photograph while driving in the middle of the road with an open beer

NEET 03/17/2023 (Fri) 10:14 [Preview] No.681328 del
might be a booze cruise time

NEET 03/17/2023 (Fri) 10:14 [Preview] No.681329 del
Need to get ready for the wage

NEET 03/17/2023 (Fri) 10:15 [Preview] No.681330 del
Don't fake it NEET!

NEET 03/17/2023 (Fri) 10:15 [Preview] No.681331 del
Is bat going to do up your shoe laces?

NEET 03/17/2023 (Fri) 10:17 [Preview] No.681332 del
I am fairly certain I told him not to drink and drive at that stage. He called me a faggot. Would be pretty funny if the end result of it was that car crash.

NEET 03/17/2023 (Fri) 10:19 [Preview] No.681333 del
Might drink some medal winning BEST A wine this weekend 🍷

NEET 03/17/2023 (Fri) 10:20 [Preview] No.681334 del
Joslin can handle her booze like a man should.

NEET 03/17/2023 (Fri) 10:21 [Preview] No.681335 del
Possum told me his cum was green for St Patrick’s Day. He lied :(

NEET 03/17/2023 (Fri) 10:22 [Preview] No.681336 del
Poor lore

NEET 03/17/2023 (Fri) 10:23 [Preview] No.681337 del
Or a 🧌

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Tomorrow night on womboflix we have the adventure-archaeology-conspiracy National Treasure (2004), followed by the neo-noir action film John Wick Chapter 3 - Parabellum (2019) on Sunday.

NEET 03/17/2023 (Fri) 10:25 [Preview] No.681339 del
Late wage.

NEET 03/17/2023 (Fri) 10:25 [Preview] No.681340 del
No garlic bread?

NEET 03/17/2023 (Fri) 10:25 [Preview] No.681341 del
Trevor Rasin is Frank Sultana’s cousin

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NEET 03/17/2023 (Fri) 10:28 [Preview] No.681344 del
One garlic bread.

NEET 03/17/2023 (Fri) 10:29 [Preview] No.681345 del
Two Designer Pairs, No Gape?

NEET 03/17/2023 (Fri) 10:38 [Preview] No.681346 del
Have a good night neet.

NEET 03/17/2023 (Fri) 11:00 [Preview] No.681347 del
I remember years ago when I first joined this place, one neet claimed we didn't have any real executives. Now I don't think we've got any real skellies.

NEET 03/17/2023 (Fri) 11:05 [Preview] No.681348 del
so sleepy, how do normies find the energy to go out and party on these nights?

NEET 03/17/2023 (Fri) 11:16 [Preview] No.681349 del
Mother put a bunch of rice down the kitchen drain and now it's clogged. Advice, NEETs? Will drain o fix it? She's mentally ill and on about to have a breakdown cause of this

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NEET 03/17/2023 (Fri) 11:22 [Preview] No.681351 del
Another great game of footy tonight. We are blessed to have this sport in our lives.

NEET 03/17/2023 (Fri) 11:23 [Preview] No.681352 del
Get a guardianship order on her NEET. Take control of her life and finances. She's cooked.

NEET 03/17/2023 (Fri) 11:24 [Preview] No.681353 del
I ate both pizzas and the garlic bread. Drinking the 1.25 litre coke now.
Big fat pig.

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NEET 03/17/2023 (Fri) 11:28 [Preview] No.681355 del
Too small.

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NEET 03/17/2023 (Fri) 11:36 [Preview] No.681358 del
That is a nice photo. You have a good eye for composition.

NEET 03/17/2023 (Fri) 11:38 [Preview] No.681359 del
Chinamans house

NEET 03/17/2023 (Fri) 11:39 [Preview] No.681360 del
Sounds like it could be tough. Give drain-o a go. I'll ask my brotherbot tonight or tomorrow about it. He knows all about chemistry and he'll know something.

NEET 03/17/2023 (Fri) 11:40 [Preview] No.681361 del
Give it a poke.

NEET 03/17/2023 (Fri) 11:40 [Preview] No.681362 del
This exact thing happens in the whale.

NEET 03/17/2023 (Fri) 11:40 [Preview] No.681363 del
I have not seen it. Does The Whale have a happy ending?

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NEET 03/17/2023 (Fri) 11:42 [Preview] No.681365 del
was it one neet who was watching a praising the whale, or several neets?

NEET 03/17/2023 (Fri) 11:42 [Preview] No.681366 del
Ask someone if the fish are biting.

NEET 03/17/2023 (Fri) 11:43 [Preview] No.681367 del
>a praising the whale
How much was it worth?

NEET 03/17/2023 (Fri) 11:45 [Preview] No.681368 del
Put three squirts of soy sauce down and a handful of chopped spring onions.

NEET 03/17/2023 (Fri) 11:47 [Preview] No.681369 del
Bought a jar of stir fry sauce because it was cheap, decided Mongolian black bean was the safest.

The stir fry was very boring even after adding things, and in closer inspection the sauce was actually just regular tomato sauce mixed with soya sauce.
Mongols don't like any of these things,the sauce is more like a terrible lagman from urumchi so that's what I made
It's just a starch like flour, just use a plunger. You might try boiling water, or at worst unscrewing the S bend under the sink

NEET 03/17/2023 (Fri) 11:50 [Preview] No.681370 del
They drink fermented horse milk.

NEET 03/17/2023 (Fri) 11:52 [Preview] No.681371 del
I can barely move after that pizza feed.

NEET 03/17/2023 (Fri) 11:56 [Preview] No.681372 del
Brotherbot said that enough hydroxide (I think that is what he said?) would do it but for rice you'd be best off just turning the water off, removing the U-bend and physically removing it.

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NEET 03/17/2023 (Fri) 11:57 [Preview] No.681374 del
I was going on about but there is at least one other neet that likes it.

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(you) know what you need, neet.

NEET 03/17/2023 (Fri) 12:00 [Preview] No.681376 del
When my legs get like that I am going to need to hire Cruisey to put on wrappings.

NEET 03/17/2023 (Fri) 12:13 [Preview] No.681377 del
I love the sweat stains on his shirt.

NEET 03/17/2023 (Fri) 12:23 [Preview] No.681378 del
Watching Harry Potter 4. They've introduced Ching Chong. Not sure when they introduce Luna Lovegood. I think that is the next one.

NEET 03/17/2023 (Fri) 13:03 [Preview] No.681379 del
>Luna Lovegood
She was mentally ill.

NEET 03/17/2023 (Fri) 13:30 [Preview] No.681380 del
I still don't consider any of you as committed to the art.
Fair weather fatties.

NEET 03/17/2023 (Fri) 13:31 [Preview] No.681381 del
Put a Chinese man down it.

NEET 03/17/2023 (Fri) 13:31 [Preview] No.681382 del
All women are. At least she is mentally ill in a sweet way.

NEET 03/17/2023 (Fri) 13:35 [Preview] No.681383 del
There were mostly ethnics (Afghan and Chinese) down there. The client I was with yelled out 'don't the Chinese people live there?', he said it several times. There were people on the beach.
He kept joking about the lights being ufos because I almost convinced him that a light was one once.
I think he genuinely believed that that's where the Chinese live.

NEET 03/17/2023 (Fri) 13:35 [Preview] No.681384 del
You will change your tune once we have the first NEET diabetic limb amputation.

NEET 03/17/2023 (Fri) 13:37 [Preview] No.681385 del
I made monkmeat a couple of times. Was it the black bean purple jar with the yellow lid.

NEET 03/17/2023 (Fri) 13:37 [Preview] No.681386 del
I bet he is happier than most of the NEETs. God bless him.

NEET 03/17/2023 (Fri) 13:38 [Preview] No.681387 del
The satisfied NEET

NEET 03/17/2023 (Fri) 13:39 [Preview] No.681388 del
Sounds like Nuro tips.

NEET 03/17/2023 (Fri) 13:40 [Preview] No.681389 del
sebaceous cyst scraping

NEET 03/17/2023 (Fri) 13:41 [Preview] No.681390 del
Ron Weasley slaps her about in the magic bathroom and the ghost girl cries because she can only watch.

NEET 03/17/2023 (Fri) 13:44 [Preview] No.681391 del
That is never just diet and exercise, it's a lifestyle.

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NEET 03/17/2023 (Fri) 13:46 [Preview] No.681393 del
Wish there was a second season of Norm McDonald.
Might watch the Michael Keaton episode again.

NEET 03/17/2023 (Fri) 13:47 [Preview] No.681394 del
big cup of coffee

NEET 03/17/2023 (Fri) 13:47 [Preview] No.681395 del
I think old mate poos his pants.

NEET 03/17/2023 (Fri) 13:48 [Preview] No.681396 del
Two and two, only a dash of milk til it turns syrupy.

NEET 03/17/2023 (Fri) 13:48 [Preview] No.681397 del
didn't ask

NEET 03/17/2023 (Fri) 13:50 [Preview] No.681398 del
I need stimulants to feel feelings that shouldn't need them.
The brain isn't damaged until the damage is done and then it sticks.

NEET 03/17/2023 (Fri) 13:51 [Preview] No.681399 del
The kettle boiled.

NEET 03/17/2023 (Fri) 13:52 [Preview] No.681400 del
You need to have a chat to him about some diaper options.

NEET 03/17/2023 (Fri) 13:52 [Preview] No.681401 del
i might apply for jobs in hobart

NEET 03/17/2023 (Fri) 13:52 [Preview] No.681402 del
Sounds like you need a fridge meme.

NEET 03/17/2023 (Fri) 13:53 [Preview] No.681403 del
The Rey Star Wars fridge.

NEET 03/17/2023 (Fri) 13:57 [Preview] No.681404 del
I need to pee but there's no empty bottle nearby.

NEET 03/17/2023 (Fri) 13:58 [Preview] No.681405 del
Do we have any Hobart NEETs?

NEET 03/17/2023 (Fri) 14:04 [Preview] No.681406 del
Holy shit Hobart is a hell of a lot colder than my hometown. At least then I can use the cold as an excuse for having a small penis.

NEET 03/17/2023 (Fri) 14:05 [Preview] No.681407 del
4 inch NEET?

NEET 03/17/2023 (Fri) 14:08 [Preview] No.681408 del
I won't be in Hobart.

NEET 03/17/2023 (Fri) 14:11 [Preview] No.681409 del
He doesnt admit it.
He also might just not know how to wipe his arse properly.

NEET 03/17/2023 (Fri) 14:11 [Preview] No.681410 del
>He also might just not know how to wipe his arse properly.
He's not the only one.

NEET 03/17/2023 (Fri) 14:14 [Preview] No.681411 del
You need to teach him.

NEET 03/17/2023 (Fri) 14:15 [Preview] No.681412 del
I need to wake up at 6. I should get into bed and read until I fall asleep.

NEET 03/17/2023 (Fri) 14:15 [Preview] No.681413 del
Make sure you wipe your arse.

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NEET 03/17/2023 (Fri) 14:22 [Preview] No.681415 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=3konHk2bjwI [Embed]

Thinking about Mormonism.

NEET 03/17/2023 (Fri) 15:17 [Preview] No.681416 del
I've got the pizza and garlic bread sweats.

NEET 03/17/2023 (Fri) 15:17 [Preview] No.681417 del
>15 wives
Sounds awful.

NEET 03/17/2023 (Fri) 15:18 [Preview] No.681418 del
>15 mother-in-laws

NEET 03/17/2023 (Fri) 15:34 [Preview] No.681419 del
Pizza and garlic bread chest pains now. What a way to die.

NEET 03/17/2023 (Fri) 15:41 [Preview] No.681420 del
Woe. Big woe.

NEET 03/17/2023 (Fri) 15:52 [Preview] No.681421 del
You could cut down the number of mothers in law by marrying sets of sisters.

NEET 03/17/2023 (Fri) 16:32 [Preview] No.681422 del
awake again at 3:30. Why am I like this?

NEET 03/17/2023 (Fri) 16:46 [Preview] No.681423 del
>Why am I like this?
Mental illness and poor physical health/fitness.

NEET 03/17/2023 (Fri) 16:47 [Preview] No.681424 del
another fucking spider in my room, I'll never get back to sleep now

NEET 03/17/2023 (Fri) 16:50 [Preview] No.681425 del
I hope pizza neet survived his 2 pizzas. It would be shameful to be killed by 2 pizzas when other neets have eaten as many as 14

NEET 03/17/2023 (Fri) 16:54 [Preview] No.681426 del
NEETallica: Eat 'em all.

NEET 03/17/2023 (Fri) 17:04 [Preview] No.681427 del
thanks shibs
I'd watch harry potter if my bed was still in front of my tv, it would be a comfy way to get back to sleep

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NEET 03/17/2023 (Fri) 17:10 [Preview] No.681429 del
Another great game of footy tonight. We are blessed to have this sport in our lives.

NEET 03/17/2023 (Fri) 17:55 [Preview] No.681430 del
can't decide whether evanna lynch is pretty or ugly

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NEET 03/17/2023 (Fri) 18:33 [Preview] No.681432 del
Poofter sport

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NEET 03/17/2023 (Fri) 19:10 [Preview] No.681435 del
Not everything has to be quantified in such extremes

NEET 03/17/2023 (Fri) 19:12 [Preview] No.681436 del
morning, I'm still trying to get back to sleep

NEET 03/17/2023 (Fri) 19:14 [Preview] No.681437 del
>She's cooked
Well bantered.

NEET 03/17/2023 (Fri) 19:15 [Preview] No.681438 del
One poke too far.

NEET 03/17/2023 (Fri) 19:15 [Preview] No.681439 del
Well bantered too.

NEET 03/17/2023 (Fri) 19:20 [Preview] No.681440 del
nobody actually ate 14 pidsers

NEET 03/17/2023 (Fri) 19:20 [Preview] No.681441 del
Good strategy.

NEET 03/17/2023 (Fri) 19:21 [Preview] No.681442 del
Good morning NEETs.

NEET 03/17/2023 (Fri) 19:23 [Preview] No.681443 del

NEET 03/17/2023 (Fri) 19:24 [Preview] No.681444 del
>April of 2018 when he downed 83 slices of a 10-inch pie in just ten minutes. Each pizza was composed of six slices, which means that Geoff ate nearly 14 pizzas
It can be done

NEET 03/17/2023 (Fri) 19:24 [Preview] No.681445 del
I don't doubt it, but no miserable sod here did it.

NEET 03/17/2023 (Fri) 19:25 [Preview] No.681446 del
>no miserable sod here
Not under my guidance.

NEET 03/17/2023 (Fri) 19:26 [Preview] No.681447 del
Give him a 20 pack of Chux and a cheeky wink

NEET 03/17/2023 (Fri) 19:29 [Preview] No.681448 del
What if our unemployed executives rebooted their lives as professional competitive eaters?

NEET 03/17/2023 (Fri) 19:29 [Preview] No.681449 del
Deluxe package.

NEET 03/17/2023 (Fri) 19:45 [Preview] No.681450 del
5MU is playing some bangers this mording

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NEET 03/17/2023 (Fri) 20:03 [Preview] No.681455 del
No doubt user error like that drone incident.

NEET 03/17/2023 (Fri) 20:05 [Preview] No.681456 del
There is a series of older memes that the Chud wants to be like another wojack boomer with a tranny partner.

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It's all very strange

NEET 03/17/2023 (Fri) 20:18 [Preview] No.681458 del
More than a feeling

NEET 03/17/2023 (Fri) 20:18 [Preview] No.681459 del
It's funny people are proud of those wojack when they seem to be based on trannies.

NEET 03/17/2023 (Fri) 20:24 [Preview] No.681460 del
>won't apply just for the money
People apply for jobs because those overlap with their hobbies and studies. It has nothing to do that they want to pay all the shit they pay for.
Al Bundy actually loved every shoe try-ons.

NEET 03/17/2023 (Fri) 20:27 [Preview] No.681461 del
An astute observation, Big Fella.

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NEET 03/17/2023 (Fri) 20:41 [Preview] No.681463 del
The ANZACS at Suvla Bay (1915)

NEET 03/17/2023 (Fri) 21:40 [Preview] No.681464 del
/ausneets/ (2023)

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Important Update! The neet formerly known as 126kg is now 125kg NEET.

NEET 03/17/2023 (Fri) 22:24 [Preview] No.681466 del
Good job, mate.

NEET 03/17/2023 (Fri) 22:25 [Preview] No.681467 del
Took Motherbat to Woolies for a big shop. Got a barbecue chook for dinner and cut it up and gave Sweetie the oysters and some of the scrappy bits while they were still hot.

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NEET 03/17/2023 (Fri) 22:26 [Preview] No.681469 del
Congratulations 125kgNEET.

NEET 03/17/2023 (Fri) 22:27 [Preview] No.681470 del
Lovely outing and start to the day.

NEET 03/17/2023 (Fri) 22:29 [Preview] No.681471 del
I am back from the medical centre. The doctor I like to see was on today, as the doctor last night was Dr Pajeet and they were not accepting walk-ins until later. I still need to duck down to the post office to put some money on the slapper, as I forgot to do it before I left.

NEET 03/17/2023 (Fri) 22:33 [Preview] No.681472 del
> the oysters
They are some of the best bits

NEET 03/17/2023 (Fri) 22:33 [Preview] No.681473 del
Well done.

NEET 03/17/2023 (Fri) 22:34 [Preview] No.681474 del
I know. If I can bring myself to give them to the dog, then I am capable of caring about something other than myself. Or something.

NEET 03/17/2023 (Fri) 22:34 [Preview] No.681475 del
You need more faith. Our Executives have been working hard. The second image is not the most recent image as I believed the last version had that NEET who died in the helicopter crash (RIP).

NEET 03/17/2023 (Fri) 22:34 [Preview] No.681476 del
Me far left.

NEET 03/17/2023 (Fri) 22:39 [Preview] No.681477 del
Can you get a garden hose to the sink? if you can turn it on full and that should clear it.

NEET 03/17/2023 (Fri) 22:39 [Preview] No.681479 del
I remember making that post in 2019, when I went from 120kg to 130kg

NEET 03/17/2023 (Fri) 22:40 [Preview] No.681480 del
won't that just push the obstruction further down the pipe?

NEET 03/17/2023 (Fri) 22:40 [Preview] No.681481 del
You should have saved some for breakky and lunch today.

NEET 03/17/2023 (Fri) 22:41 [Preview] No.681482 del
Damn, I liked that negger, he gets in some good scenes in john wick 3

NEET 03/17/2023 (Fri) 22:42 [Preview] No.681483 del
I was reviewing my picture folder the other day and came across it again. I like that you or someone else still uses the same file called rage.jpg.

NEET 03/17/2023 (Fri) 22:44 [Preview] No.681484 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=l1dnqKGuezo [Embed]

He also did a voice on Paradise PD as Agent Clappers. I only noticed it this morning when they played a clip of him from John Wick. Woe.

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NEET 03/17/2023 (Fri) 23:04 [Preview] No.681486 del
Big shit

NEET 03/17/2023 (Fri) 23:05 [Preview] No.681487 del
Still disappointed about the stir fry sauce

NEET 03/17/2023 (Fri) 23:06 [Preview] No.681488 del
Prolly the one I got. Even for $2 not worth.

NEET 03/17/2023 (Fri) 23:29 [Preview] No.681489 del
Don't be rude to him.

NEET 03/17/2023 (Fri) 23:32 [Preview] No.681490 del
Did pizza neet survive the night?

NEET 03/17/2023 (Fri) 23:35 [Preview] No.681491 del
I didnt go to bcf.

NEET 03/17/2023 (Fri) 23:35 [Preview] No.681492 del
He has gone to pizza haven.

NEET 03/17/2023 (Fri) 23:36 [Preview] No.681493 del
More emotional abuse.

NEET 03/17/2023 (Fri) 23:36 [Preview] No.681494 del
How much is left on it?

NEET 03/17/2023 (Fri) 23:39 [Preview] No.681495 del
I had planned to but I just got up.

NEET 03/17/2023 (Fri) 23:41 [Preview] No.681496 del
What ad blocker do neets use?

NEET 03/17/2023 (Fri) 23:47 [Preview] No.681497 del
Ads pay for the services.

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NEET 03/18/2023 (Sat) 00:07 [Preview] No.681500 del
Good morning NEET.

NEET 03/18/2023 (Sat) 00:09 [Preview] No.681501 del

I am not that NEET. I use my slapper to pay for everyday transactions then pay it off each month

NEET 03/18/2023 (Sat) 00:09 [Preview] No.681502 del
ublock and also eMatrix

NEET 03/18/2023 (Sat) 00:29 [Preview] No.681503 del
She bought Weber's bath water.

NEET 03/18/2023 (Sat) 00:33 [Preview] No.681504 del
Back from Aldi and the chemist and Liquor Land. Had a pepper pie. Having a stout.

NEET 03/18/2023 (Sat) 00:37 [Preview] No.681505 del

NEET 03/18/2023 (Sat) 00:39 [Preview] No.681506 del
No, it's black lol
Yes, Coopers.

NEET 03/18/2023 (Sat) 00:39 [Preview] No.681507 del
He probably thinks it's going to rain today.

NEET 03/18/2023 (Sat) 00:41 [Preview] No.681508 del
Big cost?

NEET 03/18/2023 (Sat) 00:41 [Preview] No.681509 del
over 9000

NEET 03/18/2023 (Sat) 00:41 [Preview] No.681510 del
i don't like black ones they're too big

NEET 03/18/2023 (Sat) 00:42 [Preview] No.681511 del
too beaucoup

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NEET 03/18/2023 (Sat) 00:46 [Preview] No.681513 del
Liquorlands new colour scheme makes it look too fancy. I don't feel like my alcohol choice is classy enough to buy there.

NEET 03/18/2023 (Sat) 00:47 [Preview] No.681514 del
There's nothing fancy inside.

NEET 03/18/2023 (Sat) 00:48 [Preview] No.681515 del
It was looking a little overcast.

NEET 03/18/2023 (Sat) 00:50 [Preview] No.681516 del
I don't keep have to keep track of whether I have enough money in my debit account and just put everything all my money into a savings account that earns fuck all interest.

NEET 03/18/2023 (Sat) 00:56 [Preview] No.681517 del
If you can pay it off every month, then that proves you don't need to worry about it.
Leave 500 in and count that as zero.

NEET 03/18/2023 (Sat) 01:03 [Preview] No.681518 del
Aldi's Belmont Cookies & Creme are practically indistinguishable from Oreos.

NEET 03/18/2023 (Sat) 01:08 [Preview] No.681519 del
They have a 49% choc bickie that is perfect.

NEET 03/18/2023 (Sat) 01:17 [Preview] No.681520 del
I could go for some bikkies right now.

NEET 03/18/2023 (Sat) 01:17 [Preview] No.681521 del
what kind?

NEET 03/18/2023 (Sat) 01:18 [Preview] No.681522 del
I'll suss them out.

NEET 03/18/2023 (Sat) 01:18 [Preview] No.681523 del
One please.

NEET 03/18/2023 (Sat) 01:19 [Preview] No.681524 del
When it comes to bikkies I'm a wagon wheel or royals man. I might occasionally stoop to double dipped tim-tams, but arnott's are beneath my dignity as an executive.

NEET 03/18/2023 (Sat) 01:20 [Preview] No.681525 del
Worried that we still haven't heard from pizza neet

NEET 03/18/2023 (Sat) 01:21 [Preview] No.681526 del

NEET 03/18/2023 (Sat) 01:24 [Preview] No.681527 del
Any sweet bikkies. Don't much beyond that.

NEET 03/18/2023 (Sat) 01:25 [Preview] No.681528 del
>Don't much beyond that.
Don't care much beyond that.

NEET 03/18/2023 (Sat) 01:25 [Preview] No.681529 del
>arnott's are beneath my dignity
might want to have a closer look at the label, noot

NEET 03/18/2023 (Sat) 01:33 [Preview] No.681530 del
Our executives deserve only the best.

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We will rise up!

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Gonna be 37 degrees today.

NEET 03/18/2023 (Sat) 01:47 [Preview] No.681533 del
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NEET 03/18/2023 (Sat) 02:00 [Preview] No.681534 del
Good work FatNEET. Keep going.

NEET 03/18/2023 (Sat) 02:01 [Preview] No.681535 del
>gave Sweetie the oysters
You spoil her.

NEET 03/18/2023 (Sat) 02:14 [Preview] No.681536 del
some fuck has tried calling me twice this morning from a number I don't recognise

NEET 03/18/2023 (Sat) 02:24 [Preview] No.681537 del
It's creating some ravenous farts.

NEET 03/18/2023 (Sat) 02:27 [Preview] No.681538 del
Probably pizza neet seeking emergency medical aid. You could've saved him.

NEET 03/18/2023 (Sat) 02:32 [Preview] No.681539 del
hungry farts? doesnt even make sense

NEET 03/18/2023 (Sat) 02:32 [Preview] No.681540 del
But is it what the body needed?

NEET 03/18/2023 (Sat) 02:32 [Preview] No.681541 del
I want somebody to call it and see who answers

NEET 03/18/2023 (Sat) 02:33 [Preview] No.681542 del
Schnitzel and fish and bread roll and chips?

NEET 03/18/2023 (Sat) 02:33 [Preview] No.681543 del
Good looking fried hunk of meat.

NEET 03/18/2023 (Sat) 02:33 [Preview] No.681544 del
He should have ordered from Vili's.

NEET 03/18/2023 (Sat) 02:34 [Preview] No.681545 del
He tries to impress with big words but usually doesn't understand what they mean.

NEET 03/18/2023 (Sat) 02:34 [Preview] No.681546 del
She is the daughter I never had.

NEET 03/18/2023 (Sat) 02:34 [Preview] No.681547 del
Stop being so contuperant.

NEET 03/18/2023 (Sat) 02:35 [Preview] No.681548 del
I shall call him Roget.

NEET 03/18/2023 (Sat) 02:35 [Preview] No.681549 del
The hungriest farts

NEET 03/18/2023 (Sat) 02:35 [Preview] No.681550 del
Leave Big Fella out of this, you fiend.

NEET 03/18/2023 (Sat) 02:56 [Preview] No.681551 del
gone quiet after that thrashing

NEET 03/18/2023 (Sat) 03:03 [Preview] No.681553 del
Full bowel evacuation. >>681551
I've been doing poos

NEET 03/18/2023 (Sat) 03:04 [Preview] No.681554 del
Chux cleanse and two sheets of Viva folded into quarters?

NEET 03/18/2023 (Sat) 03:09 [Preview] No.681555 del
if Weber ever gets murdered and dumped somewhere, this is how they will identify the body

NEET 03/18/2023 (Sat) 03:17 [Preview] No.681556 del
>if Weber ever gets murdered
Stop talking about things that can never happen.

NEET 03/18/2023 (Sat) 03:20 [Preview] No.681557 del
he said murdered not married

NEET 03/18/2023 (Sat) 03:20 [Preview] No.681558 del
The pizzas did not kill me but they have left me with a tax. Sweaty and immobile still today.

NEET 03/18/2023 (Sat) 03:20 [Preview] No.681559 del
for just $2,500 i can send you an online course to become a qualified vibrational healer

NEET 03/18/2023 (Sat) 03:20 [Preview] No.681560 del
What's for dinner?

NEET 03/18/2023 (Sat) 03:21 [Preview] No.681561 del
a very low quality post

NEET 03/18/2023 (Sat) 03:21 [Preview] No.681562 del
$200 on locanto

NEET 03/18/2023 (Sat) 03:21 [Preview] No.681563 del
that's not a real course

NEET 03/18/2023 (Sat) 03:22 [Preview] No.681564 del
miss elizabeth will heal what ails you with her vibrator

NEET 03/18/2023 (Sat) 03:23 [Preview] No.681565 del
Well brown snaked.

NEET 03/18/2023 (Sat) 03:23 [Preview] No.681566 del
shit yourself

NEET 03/18/2023 (Sat) 03:24 [Preview] No.681567 del
You need to keep pidsering. It's the only way.

NEET 03/18/2023 (Sat) 03:24 [Preview] No.681568 del
Push through the discomfort.

NEET 03/18/2023 (Sat) 03:48 [Preview] No.681570 del

NEET 03/18/2023 (Sat) 03:50 [Preview] No.681571 del
Do you know it by another name?

NEET 03/18/2023 (Sat) 03:54 [Preview] No.681572 del
no why?

NEET 03/18/2023 (Sat) 04:00 [Preview] No.681573 del
Do you ever do stretching exercises neets? Does your neck give a faint cracking sound when you stretch and turn it?

NEET 03/18/2023 (Sat) 04:01 [Preview] No.681574 del
I need to start doing it for my back and knees, I do some for the tendonitis in my right elbow.

NEET 03/18/2023 (Sat) 04:03 [Preview] No.681575 del
Just came up with a genius plan...
There's a fucken nice boat parked on the road a few streets over...
If Motherbat puts on some make up and a hat, she could take a pre-made sign that says "free to good home" and walk Sweetie there and surreptitiously stick the sign to the boat...
Then she could phone me and tell me about this free boat and I could drive down there and hitch it up and take it away.

NEET 03/18/2023 (Sat) 04:03 [Preview] No.681576 del
Ok, the faint crackling sound is called Crepitus

NEET 03/18/2023 (Sat) 04:03 [Preview] No.681577 del

NEET 03/18/2023 (Sat) 04:04 [Preview] No.681578 del
and then if the cops come I could be all "there was a sign" and they would be all "oh fair cop"

NEET 03/18/2023 (Sat) 04:04 [Preview] No.681579 del
Sounds do-able.

NEET 03/18/2023 (Sat) 04:07 [Preview] No.681580 del
I'm sweating pure grease.

NEET 03/18/2023 (Sat) 04:07 [Preview] No.681581 del
It's pouring out of you.

NEET 03/18/2023 (Sat) 04:08 [Preview] No.681582 del
slide you down a tube

NEET 03/18/2023 (Sat) 04:10 [Preview] No.681583 del
my tube preferrably

NEET 03/18/2023 (Sat) 04:11 [Preview] No.681584 del
I think Christophuh might have some Irish in his blood.

NEET 03/18/2023 (Sat) 04:11 [Preview] No.681585 del

NEET 03/18/2023 (Sat) 04:14 [Preview] No.681586 del
Fry me up some eggs under your armpits thanks, oh and slip some bacon in a free spot.

NEET 03/18/2023 (Sat) 04:14 [Preview] No.681587 del
literally who

NEET 03/18/2023 (Sat) 04:17 [Preview] No.681588 del
Need to make a mix tape before Wednesday.

NEET 03/18/2023 (Sat) 04:18 [Preview] No.681589 del
Your problem.

NEET 03/18/2023 (Sat) 04:19 [Preview] No.681590 del
What's happening on Wednesday?

NEET 03/18/2023 (Sat) 04:19 [Preview] No.681591 del
It's not a youtube channel

NEET 03/18/2023 (Sat) 04:20 [Preview] No.681592 del
Driving to Horse Ham
Then Ballarat the next day
The The Great Ocean Road a few days later

NEET 03/18/2023 (Sat) 04:20 [Preview] No.681593 del
Who said it was?

NEET 03/18/2023 (Sat) 04:21 [Preview] No.681594 del
OK, I worked it out, you're literally using a reddit sopranos reference, you absolute shit cunt redditor

NEET 03/18/2023 (Sat) 04:21 [Preview] No.681595 del
Cassette tape.

NEET 03/18/2023 (Sat) 04:22 [Preview] No.681596 del
Don't have a slot. Got CD or bluetoof

NEET 03/18/2023 (Sat) 04:22 [Preview] No.681597 del
Settle down there little fella.

NEET 03/18/2023 (Sat) 04:22 [Preview] No.681598 del
>Don't have a slot
Many such cases, sad.

NEET 03/18/2023 (Sat) 04:25 [Preview] No.681599 del

Board meetings at CBA are getting out of control!

NEET 03/18/2023 (Sat) 04:25 [Preview] No.681600 del

NEET 03/18/2023 (Sat) 04:26 [Preview] No.681601 del
You sound a bit queer.

NEET 03/18/2023 (Sat) 04:26 [Preview] No.681602 del
Did you read the da vinci code back in the 2000s neets?

NEET 03/18/2023 (Sat) 04:27 [Preview] No.681603 del
I went to school with him when I was younger, we used to suck each other off after Pacioli's lessons.

NEET 03/18/2023 (Sat) 04:28 [Preview] No.681604 del
yeah m8
author has good ideas, shit writer

NEET 03/18/2023 (Sat) 04:29 [Preview] No.681605 del
How's the gravy this afternoon?

NEET 03/18/2023 (Sat) 04:30 [Preview] No.681606 del
No, but I used to see references to it everywhere.

NEET 03/18/2023 (Sat) 04:31 [Preview] No.681607 del
chicken is nice and spicy.

NEET 03/18/2023 (Sat) 04:31 [Preview] No.681608 del
Finger lickin' good?

NEET 03/18/2023 (Sat) 04:32 [Preview] No.681609 del
Tonight, on womboflix, we present National Treasure (2004) - Nicolas Cage is a historian who races to find the legendary Templar Treasure before a team of mercenaries lead by Sean Bean do. Made at the same time The Da Vinci code was a number one best seller, National Treasure is full of ancient conspiracies, templars, freemasons, secret codes, etc. Also has some german supermodel in it. 7pm AEDT

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Do I look queer too?

NEET 03/18/2023 (Sat) 04:36 [Preview] No.681611 del
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NEET 03/18/2023 (Sat) 04:37 [Preview] No.681612 del
Looking aforward to it, NEET.

NEET 03/18/2023 (Sat) 04:49 [Preview] No.681613 del
cruisey needs to make me a mix tape
no frank zappa or women though

NEET 03/18/2023 (Sat) 04:57 [Preview] No.681614 del
How about some iggy pop or social distortion?

NEET 03/18/2023 (Sat) 04:59 [Preview] No.681615 del
> actor Lance Reddick dies, aged 60
Well he won't be in John Wick 5

NEET 03/18/2023 (Sat) 05:01 [Preview] No.681616 del
hopefully there is no john wick 5, given they only just made 4
cant be too many cunts left to drop

NEET 03/18/2023 (Sat) 05:03 [Preview] No.681617 del
first is alright, I had to google the other lot
they sound generically ok
only 153k youtube subscribers though

NEET 03/18/2023 (Sat) 05:07 [Preview] No.681618 del
>cant be too many cunts left to drop

NEET 03/18/2023 (Sat) 05:08 [Preview] No.681619 del
Jerry Reed, Dr John, Billy Joe Shaver and Taj Mahal

NEET 03/18/2023 (Sat) 05:09 [Preview] No.681620 del
any bigger and the firm is basically a federal government