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NEET General #668 - Melting Edition NEET 03/18/2023 (Sat) 07:35 [Preview] No. 681703
Have any of you NEETs ever melted before? How did you manage to reconstitute your body as a solid after?

Old Thread: >>680701

NEET 03/18/2023 (Sat) 07:58 [Preview] No.681712 del
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NEET 03/18/2023 (Sat) 08:01 [Preview] No.681715 del
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Get in here neets, the movie is starting https://cytu.be/r/womboflix

NEET 03/18/2023 (Sat) 08:14 [Preview] No.681720 del
If you're having problems streaming the movie just leave the window open for a minute or two and it will usually fix itself.

NEET 03/18/2023 (Sat) 08:20 [Preview] No.681728 del
Handsome fella.

NEET 03/18/2023 (Sat) 08:27 [Preview] No.681729 del
I am not a changeling or at least I do not think I am.

NEET 03/18/2023 (Sat) 09:23 [Preview] No.681730 del
Contemplating another feed.

NEET 03/18/2023 (Sat) 09:24 [Preview] No.681731 del

NEET 03/18/2023 (Sat) 09:24 [Preview] No.681732 del
Juris dick chin

NEET 03/18/2023 (Sat) 09:26 [Preview] No.681733 del
Yes, too big no doubt.

NEET 03/18/2023 (Sat) 09:28 [Preview] No.681734 del
I might go to the gym in a singlet later tonight.

NEET 03/18/2023 (Sat) 09:30 [Preview] No.681735 del
Show off those guns.

NEET 03/18/2023 (Sat) 09:32 [Preview] No.681736 del
two pizzas and some garlic bread?

NEET 03/18/2023 (Sat) 09:35 [Preview] No.681737 del
Wear some trousers or shorts as well please.

NEET 03/18/2023 (Sat) 09:39 [Preview] No.681738 del

NEET 03/18/2023 (Sat) 09:39 [Preview] No.681739 del
I might install Doom onto my laptop.

NEET 03/18/2023 (Sat) 09:39 [Preview] No.681740 del
I bet monk goes to the gym wearing only some frilly women's knickers, to better show off his bulge.

NEET 03/18/2023 (Sat) 09:39 [Preview] No.681741 del
Missing the ex

NEET 03/18/2023 (Sat) 09:40 [Preview] No.681742 del
>mongk going to the gym

NEET 03/18/2023 (Sat) 09:41 [Preview] No.681743 del
That is hot.

NEET 03/18/2023 (Sat) 09:41 [Preview] No.681744 del
which doom?

NEET 03/18/2023 (Sat) 09:42 [Preview] No.681745 del
Doom (1993)

NEET 03/18/2023 (Sat) 09:43 [Preview] No.681746 del
install the brutal doom mod for it, it is the definition of kino

NEET 03/18/2023 (Sat) 09:44 [Preview] No.681747 del
I'll install you.

NEET 03/18/2023 (Sat) 09:46 [Preview] No.681748 del
I do actually wear some pretty bulge revealing shorts

NEET 03/18/2023 (Sat) 09:56 [Preview] No.681749 del
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as do I

NEET 03/18/2023 (Sat) 10:01 [Preview] No.681751 del
I think The Dark Knight (2008) was the highest rated film womboflix has ever played, with an imdb rating of 9.0/10

NEET 03/18/2023 (Sat) 10:01 [Preview] No.681752 del

NEET 03/18/2023 (Sat) 10:03 [Preview] No.681753 del

NEET 03/18/2023 (Sat) 10:04 [Preview] No.681754 del
going to bed now moofie finished

NEET 03/18/2023 (Sat) 10:06 [Preview] No.681755 del
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NEET 03/18/2023 (Sat) 10:07 [Preview] No.681756 del
Comfy looking bed

NEET 03/18/2023 (Sat) 10:09 [Preview] No.681757 del
Olive is my girlfren
We do holding hands and kissing

NEET 03/18/2023 (Sat) 10:10 [Preview] No.681758 del
The Jokers scenes made it good. The rest of the film was filler.

NEET 03/18/2023 (Sat) 10:13 [Preview] No.681759 del

NEET 03/18/2023 (Sat) 10:14 [Preview] No.681760 del
It's lucky you can get married now.

NEET 03/18/2023 (Sat) 10:15 [Preview] No.681761 del
Olive offered to fuck me in exchange for lizbef meff once.

NEET 03/18/2023 (Sat) 10:16 [Preview] No.681762 del

NEET 03/18/2023 (Sat) 10:18 [Preview] No.681763 del
You must have been walking sideways for days.

NEET 03/18/2023 (Sat) 10:19 [Preview] No.681764 del

NEET 03/18/2023 (Sat) 10:25 [Preview] No.681765 del
Wish I had a gf to rape

NEET 03/18/2023 (Sat) 10:28 [Preview] No.681766 del
There would be some loose boong women out there for you NEET.

NEET 03/18/2023 (Sat) 10:31 [Preview] No.681767 del
Womboflix's most highly attended film was Terminator 2, an action/sci-fi blockbuster by James Cameron. Aliens, another blockbuster in the same genre by the same director made a few years earlier, was one of the lowest attended. It's very hit and miss.

NEET 03/18/2023 (Sat) 10:41 [Preview] No.681768 del
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Thanks to the neets who watched National Treasure tonight. National Treasure was accused of trying to cash in on the Da Vinci Code craze in the early 2000s - but what it's really trying to do most the time is be disney's answer to Indiana Jones. And while it has many potentially good elements, in the form of sets, heists, jokes, it never really gets great, and I suspect that's because the director Jon Turteltaub just isn't as talented as Indiana Jones's Spielberg.

One thing National Treasure does do better is its use of actual history. There's an entire series of 50+ podcasts dedicated to all the historical references made by the film, called National Treasure Hunt, which I plan on listening to.

NEET 03/18/2023 (Sat) 11:11 [Preview] No.681769 del
What did he mean by this?

NEET 03/18/2023 (Sat) 11:17 [Preview] No.681770 del

NEET 03/18/2023 (Sat) 11:18 [Preview] No.681771 del
Fell asleep. Not sure what is going on. Need more goon, Hungry.

NEET 03/18/2023 (Sat) 11:27 [Preview] No.681772 del
Wish I had a pizza or a pie or something.

NEET 03/18/2023 (Sat) 11:34 [Preview] No.681773 del
Thinking about stressful things, have not been able to relax for months

NEET 03/18/2023 (Sat) 11:39 [Preview] No.681774 del
have a pizza or a pie or something

NEET 03/18/2023 (Sat) 11:40 [Preview] No.681775 del
That neet can fuck off. I'm me so I take priority.

NEET 03/18/2023 (Sat) 11:46 [Preview] No.681776 del
my favorite kind of pie is beef burgundy, or if I can't get it, steak and cheese

NEET 03/18/2023 (Sat) 11:46 [Preview] No.681777 del
Weber shouted me a pie when we were in the Barossa once.

NEET 03/18/2023 (Sat) 11:51 [Preview] No.681778 del
Weber performatively patted down his pockets and claimed he had "forgotten" to bring his wallet once.

NEET 03/18/2023 (Sat) 11:52 [Preview] No.681779 del
Had a pizza for lunch but not even this cheered me up

NEET 03/18/2023 (Sat) 11:54 [Preview] No.681780 del
What are you stressed about, neet?

NEET 03/18/2023 (Sat) 11:55 [Preview] No.681781 del
Need to find something to feed upon. Don't know what.

NEET 03/18/2023 (Sat) 11:57 [Preview] No.681782 del
have some twisties

NEET 03/18/2023 (Sat) 11:58 [Preview] No.681783 del
I had a kfc gobucket for dinner, even though it's billed as a snack, it has enough calories for a meal, and is at a sensible price.

NEET 03/18/2023 (Sat) 11:59 [Preview] No.681784 del
Don't have anything like that. I've got two minute noodles, mince, tuna, pasta, passata, carrots, onions, peas, mixed frozen vegetables, milk, oats and jam.

NEET 03/18/2023 (Sat) 12:12 [Preview] No.681785 del
I did the dishes. Covered in sweat. Feeling unclean.

NEET 03/18/2023 (Sat) 12:13 [Preview] No.681786 del
What's the temperature there?

NEET 03/18/2023 (Sat) 12:13 [Preview] No.681787 del
There is no specific cause I can identify, and this goes some way to explaining why the stress could persist.

NEET 03/18/2023 (Sat) 12:13 [Preview] No.681788 del
I wonder how the executive's joints are going to be once they're in their 50s.

NEET 03/18/2023 (Sat) 12:20 [Preview] No.681789 del
I'm going to RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE you.

NEET 03/18/2023 (Sat) 12:21 [Preview] No.681790 del
Uncomfy posts.

NEET 03/18/2023 (Sat) 12:23 [Preview] No.681791 del
An executive is lucky to make it to 50. Our most popular neet, beloved nuro, died in his late 40s.

NEET 03/18/2023 (Sat) 12:24 [Preview] No.681792 del
Then stop making them, flagless.

NEET 03/18/2023 (Sat) 12:25 [Preview] No.681793 del
I might move to Perth.

NEET 03/18/2023 (Sat) 12:27 [Preview] No.681794 del
Tomorrow is Monday.

NEET 03/18/2023 (Sat) 12:32 [Preview] No.681795 del
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NEET 03/18/2023 (Sat) 12:51 [Preview] No.681796 del
Very disoriented after that nap.

NEET 03/18/2023 (Sat) 13:04 [Preview] No.681797 del
I find my lack of flag concerning and can only speculate that glowniggrrs did it.

NEET 03/18/2023 (Sat) 13:08 [Preview] No.681798 del
Set one!

NEET 03/18/2023 (Sat) 13:09 [Preview] No.681800 del
Rape me is a good song

NEET 03/18/2023 (Sat) 13:12 [Preview] No.681801 del
I have aborted my sleep attempt and have returned to the computer. My mind was too active for sleep.

NEET 03/18/2023 (Sat) 13:13 [Preview] No.681802 del
Going to walk the dog. Female roommate has been pretty slack about doing it so I've been doing it instead. Not exactly happy about this situation.

NEET 03/18/2023 (Sat) 13:17 [Preview] No.681803 del
He is a good doggo, enjoy your time out with him.

NEET 03/18/2023 (Sat) 13:18 [Preview] No.681804 del
Looks like they are arresting Trump and he is calling for protests. Might be actually happening. Or might be another two more weeks kind of deal.

NEET 03/18/2023 (Sat) 13:27 [Preview] No.681805 del
can't get to sleep, too much anxiety, shouldn't have moved my bed

NEET 03/18/2023 (Sat) 13:46 [Preview] No.681806 del
Move it back.

NEET 03/18/2023 (Sat) 18:56 [Preview] No.681807 del
>two more weeks
Trust the plan.

NEET 03/18/2023 (Sat) 19:43 [Preview] No.681809 del
>seppo politics

NEET 03/18/2023 (Sat) 20:44 [Preview] No.681810 del
Good morning NEETs.

NEET 03/18/2023 (Sat) 20:48 [Preview] No.681811 del
>Autistic people should be able to diagnose THEMSELVES in some cases because 'you don't need a doctor to tell you who are you', top expert says

NEET 03/18/2023 (Sat) 20:48 [Preview] No.681812 del

NEET 03/18/2023 (Sat) 20:48 [Preview] No.681813 del
Good morning NEET.

NEET 03/18/2023 (Sat) 20:49 [Preview] No.681814 del
Well done Joslin!

NEET 03/18/2023 (Sat) 20:51 [Preview] No.681815 del
Good morning NEETs.

NEET 03/18/2023 (Sat) 20:53 [Preview] No.681816 del
Good morning NEET.

NEET 03/18/2023 (Sat) 20:59 [Preview] No.681817 del
There were emails from the moderators about >>681678

NEET 03/18/2023 (Sat) 21:01 [Preview] No.681818 del
I gave it another cheeky updoot.

NEET 03/18/2023 (Sat) 21:02 [Preview] No.681819 del
Wrong one, woe.

NEET 03/18/2023 (Sat) 21:04 [Preview] No.681820 del
yeah they deleted the other one

NEET 03/18/2023 (Sat) 21:09 [Preview] No.681821 del
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Joslin should use her display picture.

NEET 03/18/2023 (Sat) 21:32 [Preview] No.681822 del
made three chooky and gravy rolls for breakkay

NEET 03/18/2023 (Sat) 21:35 [Preview] No.681823 del
breakfast of champions. Big rolls?

NEET 03/18/2023 (Sat) 21:35 [Preview] No.681824 del
Thats a good brekky

NEET 03/18/2023 (Sat) 21:36 [Preview] No.681825 del
I'm hoping at least one of our executives will be MAN enough to have a pidser for breakfast. Breakfast is often the most neglected binge of the day.

NEET 03/18/2023 (Sat) 21:37 [Preview] No.681826 del
nah slider size

NEET 03/18/2023 (Sat) 21:50 [Preview] No.681827 del
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A couple of slices will do.

NEET 03/18/2023 (Sat) 22:01 [Preview] No.681828 del
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NEET 03/18/2023 (Sat) 22:03 [Preview] No.681829 del
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I might head down to the shops for some NEET treats.

NEET 03/18/2023 (Sat) 22:04 [Preview] No.681830 del
Nice Pep. Get me a treat please.

NEET 03/18/2023 (Sat) 22:04 [Preview] No.681831 del
what are you getting?

NEET 03/18/2023 (Sat) 22:13 [Preview] No.681832 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=d_9KKApmL5M [Embed]

NEET 03/18/2023 (Sat) 22:13 [Preview] No.681833 del

NEET 03/18/2023 (Sat) 22:14 [Preview] No.681834 del
I'll updoot them when they appear on the profile, which is a slower now.

NEET 03/18/2023 (Sat) 22:14 [Preview] No.681835 del

NEET 03/18/2023 (Sat) 22:23 [Preview] No.681836 del
Just thinking that all this inflation is going to inflate away my hecs debt, then checked and found out it's indexed to inflation.

NEET 03/18/2023 (Sat) 22:35 [Preview] No.681837 del
Gave my seepage a bit of a scrub. Don’t want the dogs at the market following me around.

NEET 03/18/2023 (Sat) 22:35 [Preview] No.681838 del
I think that would be really cute

NEET 03/18/2023 (Sat) 22:36 [Preview] No.681839 del
You are

NEET 03/18/2023 (Sat) 22:37 [Preview] No.681840 del
I thought it was CPI
>Australia's higher education loan system is tied to inflation and increases in line with the consumer price index (CPI), currently at 7.8 per cent.

NEET 03/18/2023 (Sat) 22:40 [Preview] No.681841 del
Politicians will all get another big pay rise now

NEET 03/18/2023 (Sat) 23:50 [Preview] No.681842 del
i would like to request the neet life neet life neet life neet life neet life neet life neet life neet life pepe on my wrist pepe on my wrist pepe on my wrist pepe on my wrist pepe on my wrist pepe on my wrist pepe on my wrist pepe on my wrist webm pls i got that jam stuck in my head somethin awful

NEET 03/18/2023 (Sat) 23:53 [Preview] No.681843 del
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NEET 03/19/2023 (Sun) 00:28 [Preview] No.681845 del

NEET 03/19/2023 (Sun) 00:29 [Preview] No.681846 del
Good morning NEET.

NEET 03/19/2023 (Sun) 00:30 [Preview] No.681847 del

NEET 03/19/2023 (Sun) 00:35 [Preview] No.681848 del
What are you sexy girls up-to today?

NEET 03/19/2023 (Sun) 00:39 [Preview] No.681849 del
Wanking and learning about cyber security. Yourself dal?

NEET 03/19/2023 (Sun) 00:42 [Preview] No.681850 del
Bypassing a NEETs security to learn more about wanking.
I need to call old mate because I'm nearly out of choof.

NEET 03/19/2023 (Sun) 00:46 [Preview] No.681851 del
>Bypassing a NEETs security to learn more about wanking.

>I'm nearly out of choof.
Monday will be woeful if the crisis isn't averted.

NEET 03/19/2023 (Sun) 00:48 [Preview] No.681852 del
Can't get any until tomorrow. The stress of knowing I am close to running out makes me want to have another choof.
Need to get some bepis because derkey and dap wader is vile.

NEET 03/19/2023 (Sun) 00:50 [Preview] No.681853 del
I'm eating ice cream.

NEET 03/19/2023 (Sun) 00:50 [Preview] No.681854 del
>dap wader
You need to stop doing that.

NEET 03/19/2023 (Sun) 00:52 [Preview] No.681855 del
A whole day adventure

NEET 03/19/2023 (Sun) 00:52 [Preview] No.681856 del
> I'm nearly out of choof.
You should use this opportunity to get on the wagon.

NEET 03/19/2023 (Sun) 00:53 [Preview] No.681857 del
Sdob dooeen dat!

NEET 03/19/2023 (Sun) 00:55 [Preview] No.681859 del
NEETs turn gay on the wagon.

NEET 03/19/2023 (Sun) 00:56 [Preview] No.681860 del
I want one that reads chaffed crevasse

NEET 03/19/2023 (Sun) 00:56 [Preview] No.681861 del
That was a big word, I don't really know what it means.

NEET 03/19/2023 (Sun) 00:58 [Preview] No.681862 del
He should get you the

NEET 03/19/2023 (Sun) 01:02 [Preview] No.681863 del

NEET 03/19/2023 (Sun) 01:05 [Preview] No.681864 del

NEET 03/19/2023 (Sun) 01:08 [Preview] No.681865 del
4 pack of chaffled cheese crevasses please.

NEET 03/19/2023 (Sun) 01:09 [Preview] No.681866 del
NEET treat please.

NEET 03/19/2023 (Sun) 01:11 [Preview] No.681867 del
Pork crackling and apple sauce thanks.

NEET 03/19/2023 (Sun) 01:19 [Preview] No.681868 del
super depressed bros, need to find stuff to do so I don't have time to think about life

NEET 03/19/2023 (Sun) 01:22 [Preview] No.681869 del
Have a wank / binge goon.

NEET 03/19/2023 (Sun) 01:24 [Preview] No.681870 del
what flavour? I had some nice gelati yesterday
what site are you learning on?

NEET 03/19/2023 (Sun) 01:28 [Preview] No.681871 del
>what site are you learning on?
I like the pathways on tryhackme. The content is repetitive but the ease of use and resources are okay.

NEET 03/19/2023 (Sun) 01:28 [Preview] No.681872 del
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Keanu Reeves will be back tonight, with John Wick - Chapter 3 Parabellum.

The word 'parabellum' is Latin for "prepare for war" and is often used within the context of the phrase Si vis pacem, parabellum, meaning "If you want peace, [you should] prepare for war". It is also a kind of ammunition, developed by the germans.

NEET 03/19/2023 (Sun) 01:30 [Preview] No.681873 del
It's a good site, yes.

NEET 03/19/2023 (Sun) 01:30 [Preview] No.681874 del
Get out in the sun and do something out in the yard.

NEET 03/19/2023 (Sun) 01:36 [Preview] No.681875 del
>what flavour?
Connysewer raspberry and white chocolate.

NEET 03/19/2023 (Sun) 01:43 [Preview] No.681876 del
My Crows are playing soon. Carn crows.

NEET 03/19/2023 (Sun) 01:52 [Preview] No.681877 del
Poofter sport.

NEET 03/19/2023 (Sun) 01:53 [Preview] No.681878 del
shut your mouth.

NEET 03/19/2023 (Sun) 01:54 [Preview] No.681879 del
Settle down.

NEET 03/19/2023 (Sun) 02:13 [Preview] No.681880 del
Who are they playing?
It'd be cool to stream select games on womboflix or something similar.

NEET 03/19/2023 (Sun) 02:14 [Preview] No.681881 del
I got some shredded tasty, you can put it where you want

NEET 03/19/2023 (Sun) 02:14 [Preview] No.681882 del
Aldi doesn't cater for your tastes.

NEET 03/19/2023 (Sun) 02:15 [Preview] No.681883 del
I got you a pack of those 49% cookies and some flavoured Greek style yoghurt.

NEET 03/19/2023 (Sun) 02:15 [Preview] No.681884 del
Pour some sugar on meeeee

NEET 03/19/2023 (Sun) 02:16 [Preview] No.681885 del
Lovely and thank you.

NEET 03/19/2023 (Sun) 02:19 [Preview] No.681886 del
And I think they design their 'pathways' so that you have to pay for the content needed to complete the pathway.

NEET 03/19/2023 (Sun) 02:21 [Preview] No.681887 del

NEET 03/19/2023 (Sun) 02:22 [Preview] No.681888 del
i might wash my arse tonight

NEET 03/19/2023 (Sun) 02:24 [Preview] No.681889 del
This is what selling out looks like

NEET 03/19/2023 (Sun) 02:24 [Preview] No.681890 del

NEET 03/19/2023 (Sun) 02:26 [Preview] No.681891 del
Make sure you clean behind your ears as well.

NEET 03/19/2023 (Sun) 02:27 [Preview] No.681892 del
shit I hardly ever do that - who else here is lazy about cleaning behind the ears?

NEET 03/19/2023 (Sun) 02:29 [Preview] No.681893 del
a neet got dizzy once

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NEET 03/19/2023 (Sun) 02:32 [Preview] No.681895 del
Only got two shitty little choofs left.
Might need to drink more to compensate.

NEET 03/19/2023 (Sun) 02:32 [Preview] No.681896 del
I only ever pay month by month and have access to a student discount. I would never pay for a yearly subscription.

NEET 03/19/2023 (Sun) 02:33 [Preview] No.681897 del
I keep rubbing until they squeak.

NEET 03/19/2023 (Sun) 02:33 [Preview] No.681898 del
a new youtube has been uploaded

NEET 03/19/2023 (Sun) 02:34 [Preview] No.681899 del
I bet you're the same NEET that pays his credit card off monthly.

NEET 03/19/2023 (Sun) 02:34 [Preview] No.681900 del
Want to go and smoke it all now.

NEET 03/19/2023 (Sun) 02:35 [Preview] No.681901 del
Are you hoping to get a job in security eventually?

NEET 03/19/2023 (Sun) 02:35 [Preview] No.681902 del
Are these king cobra references?

NEET 03/19/2023 (Sun) 02:37 [Preview] No.681903 del

NEET 03/19/2023 (Sun) 02:37 [Preview] No.681904 del
How dare he.

NEET 03/19/2023 (Sun) 02:38 [Preview] No.681905 del
Yes that would be nice.

NEET 03/19/2023 (Sun) 02:39 [Preview] No.681906 del
Has anyone got YouTube premium?
I think I should get it, I spend so much time watching ads.
Magellan TV looks pretty cool too and has the type of crap I'm into.

NEET 03/19/2023 (Sun) 02:39 [Preview] No.681907 del
Is that meant to be a bad thing?

NEET 03/19/2023 (Sun) 02:40 [Preview] No.681908 del
>watching ads
If only there was a way to avoid those...

NEET 03/19/2023 (Sun) 02:40 [Preview] No.681909 del
If he (...) can pay it off monthly, he doesn't need one.

NEET 03/19/2023 (Sun) 02:40 [Preview] No.681910 del
It might be the biggest mong act on the board.

NEET 03/19/2023 (Sun) 02:41 [Preview] No.681911 del

NEET 03/19/2023 (Sun) 02:41 [Preview] No.681912 del
I don't know how to add extensions on the smart tv

NEET 03/19/2023 (Sun) 02:42 [Preview] No.681913 del
I have done the research.

NEET 03/19/2023 (Sun) 02:42 [Preview] No.681914 del
Compiler of mong act data.

NEET 03/19/2023 (Sun) 02:44 [Preview] No.681915 del

NEET 03/19/2023 (Sun) 02:45 [Preview] No.681916 del
It's why I can't watch the footy streams on the sites.

NEET 03/19/2023 (Sun) 02:45 [Preview] No.681917 del

NEET 03/19/2023 (Sun) 02:46 [Preview] No.681918 del
You could if you set your mind to it.

NEET 03/19/2023 (Sun) 02:46 [Preview] No.681919 del
Thank (you)

NEET 03/19/2023 (Sun) 02:47 [Preview] No.681920 del
booze cruise time?

NEET 03/19/2023 (Sun) 02:48 [Preview] No.681921 del
if you were a real white man you would write your own compiler

NEET 03/19/2023 (Sun) 02:50 [Preview] No.681922 del
please stop bullying the irish neets

NEET 03/19/2023 (Sun) 02:56 [Preview] No.681924 del
the food is simmering

NEET 03/19/2023 (Sun) 03:07 [Preview] No.681925 del
needs more salt

NEET 03/19/2023 (Sun) 03:07 [Preview] No.681926 del
I'm not ma
ng the boongtop open

NEET 03/19/2023 (Sun) 03:08 [Preview] No.681927 del
Simmer my arse daddy!

NEET 03/19/2023 (Sun) 03:10 [Preview] No.681929 del
i might take a day trip to dimension 1218 tomorrow

NEET 03/19/2023 (Sun) 03:11 [Preview] No.681930 del
i don't like women with masculine voices or speech patterns

NEET 03/19/2023 (Sun) 03:12 [Preview] No.681931 del
Back from a trip out.
Went to the Goolwa markets, the to Normanville. Got some fish and chips at the pub and Motherbat bought some knick knacks from a shop there and got me some Anzac biscuits. Got ice creams from the Yilki deli on the way home.
Having a wine now.

NEET 03/19/2023 (Sun) 03:14 [Preview] No.681932 del
bring me back something nice please

NEET 03/19/2023 (Sun) 03:16 [Preview] No.681933 del
Gonna have a shit and tell Motherbat about the Corvette and the road trip next week.

NEET 03/19/2023 (Sun) 03:17 [Preview] No.681934 del
That's a lot at once for her. I hope she is ready.

NEET 03/19/2023 (Sun) 03:20 [Preview] No.681935 del
don't let her carry on. You are an adult. Put her in her place if she does her usual nonsense.

NEET 03/19/2023 (Sun) 03:21 [Preview] No.681936 del
I also brought some shirts for her to iron, which I'll get out afterward.

NEET 03/19/2023 (Sun) 03:21 [Preview] No.681937 del
stupid flag changing after hitting page down

NEET 03/19/2023 (Sun) 03:26 [Preview] No.681938 del
> [Wandjina]

NEET 03/19/2023 (Sun) 03:29 [Preview] No.681939 del
i shidded after washing my arse >:(

NEET 03/19/2023 (Sun) 03:30 [Preview] No.681940 del
>it's wednesday tomorrow

NEET 03/19/2023 (Sun) 03:31 [Preview] No.681941 del
It is not.

NEET 03/19/2023 (Sun) 03:32 [Preview] No.681942 del
please stop spreading disinformation

NEET 03/19/2023 (Sun) 03:41 [Preview] No.681943 del
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NEET 03/19/2023 (Sun) 04:05 [Preview] No.681944 del
My Crows are upsetting me.

NEET 03/19/2023 (Sun) 04:05 [Preview] No.681945 del

NEET 03/19/2023 (Sun) 04:20 [Preview] No.681946 del
Sounds like a nice day out.

NEET 03/19/2023 (Sun) 04:21 [Preview] No.681947 del
She is going to be cranky you didn't tell her about the vette earlier.

NEET 03/19/2023 (Sun) 04:22 [Preview] No.681948 del
Hopefully we'll get an update after she finishes the ironing.

NEET 03/19/2023 (Sun) 04:25 [Preview] No.681949 del
Yes, she is doing the ironing now.
She didn't get shitty, but did have a lot of questions and expressed disappointment at not being told earlier.

NEET 03/19/2023 (Sun) 04:39 [Preview] No.681950 del
dirty slut

NEET 03/19/2023 (Sun) 04:45 [Preview] No.681951 del
milk flavoured milk

NEET 03/19/2023 (Sun) 04:48 [Preview] No.681952 del
>using kosher salt

NEET 03/19/2023 (Sun) 04:51 [Preview] No.681953 del
give it a splash of pebsi

NEET 03/19/2023 (Sun) 04:55 [Preview] No.681954 del

NEET 03/19/2023 (Sun) 04:55 [Preview] No.681955 del
I am done. Not watching the footy again all season. fuck it.

NEET 03/19/2023 (Sun) 04:56 [Preview] No.681956 del
Yes you will.

NEET 03/19/2023 (Sun) 04:56 [Preview] No.681957 del
Did your lovely boys let you down?

NEET 03/19/2023 (Sun) 05:01 [Preview] No.681958 del
>imagine getting upset over a poofter sport

NEET 03/19/2023 (Sun) 05:03 [Preview] No.681959 del
We need a new banner to replace the drink driving one. This image could be a template reply to >>557460

NEET 03/19/2023 (Sun) 05:04 [Preview] No.681960 del
scratched an itch

NEET 03/19/2023 (Sun) 05:04 [Preview] No.681961 del
replacing the drink driving banner is cringe

NEET 03/19/2023 (Sun) 05:05 [Preview] No.681962 del
I vote we make all the banners drink drive ones.

NEET 03/19/2023 (Sun) 05:05 [Preview] No.681963 del
>She don't remember shit, just the two hits
>Her hittin' the floor and me hittin' the clit

NEET 03/19/2023 (Sun) 05:06 [Preview] No.681964 del
i dont rhyme

NEET 03/19/2023 (Sun) 05:06 [Preview] No.681965 del
I bet you're fine

NEET 03/19/2023 (Sun) 05:07 [Preview] No.681966 del
corvette gay

NEET 03/19/2023 (Sun) 05:08 [Preview] No.681967 del

NEET 03/19/2023 (Sun) 05:12 [Preview] No.681968 del
Thank (you)!

NEET 03/19/2023 (Sun) 05:21 [Preview] No.681973 del
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I think it has potential.

NEET 03/19/2023 (Sun) 05:33 [Preview] No.681974 del
please combine this with the drink driving one, in a before and after manner

NEET 03/19/2023 (Sun) 05:35 [Preview] No.681975 del
>and after manner
I was thinking of using coffee and biscuits one next. Undecided on the theme. I liked the naughty boys post back when it was made.

NEET 03/19/2023 (Sun) 05:38 [Preview] No.681976 del
its taking a long time to cool down

NEET 03/19/2023 (Sun) 05:38 [Preview] No.681977 del
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How about we replace the drink driving banner with this similar looking one?

NEET 03/19/2023 (Sun) 05:39 [Preview] No.681978 del
how about we don't?

NEET 03/19/2023 (Sun) 05:39 [Preview] No.681979 del
I think we should combine them to make a super banner.

NEET 03/19/2023 (Sun) 05:43 [Preview] No.681980 del
did it rain today?

NEET 03/19/2023 (Sun) 05:43 [Preview] No.681981 del
a class 5 epsilon hell gate just opened up

NEET 03/19/2023 (Sun) 05:47 [Preview] No.681982 del

NEET 03/19/2023 (Sun) 05:47 [Preview] No.681983 del
i need to start reading a new book

NEET 03/19/2023 (Sun) 05:48 [Preview] No.681984 del
i bet you stole all the water before it reached the ground

NEET 03/19/2023 (Sun) 05:50 [Preview] No.681985 del
if you think this is a fake image and that neet wasn't drink driving, I challenge you to find the original

NEET 03/19/2023 (Sun) 05:54 [Preview] No.681986 del

NEET 03/19/2023 (Sun) 05:56 [Preview] No.681987 del
Angry. Fiddling with a vesa mount arm. Yelling swear words

NEET 03/19/2023 (Sun) 06:00 [Preview] No.681988 del
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NEET 03/19/2023 (Sun) 06:03 [Preview] No.681989 del
I will dob on you if you keep swearing.

NEET 03/19/2023 (Sun) 06:07 [Preview] No.681991 del
Hit it with that stick.

NEET 03/19/2023 (Sun) 06:08 [Preview] No.681992 del

NEET 03/19/2023 (Sun) 06:30 [Preview] No.681993 del
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NEET 03/19/2023 (Sun) 06:38 [Preview] No.681994 del
>I challenge you to find the original

NEET 03/19/2023 (Sun) 06:46 [Preview] No.681995 del
Close but obviously not identical.

NEET 03/19/2023 (Sun) 06:47 [Preview] No.681996 del
>he hasn't even made that mixtape yet

NEET 03/19/2023 (Sun) 06:54 [Preview] No.681997 del
soulless jewess eyes

NEET 03/19/2023 (Sun) 07:00 [Preview] No.681998 del
Mummybot said there "must be something seriously wrong with your fucking head" because I forgot to clean the bathroom sink

NEET 03/19/2023 (Sun) 07:01 [Preview] No.681999 del
This looks like it before it was shrunk.

NEET 03/19/2023 (Sun) 07:04 [Preview] No.682000 del
Make the tranny do it

NEET 03/19/2023 (Sun) 07:07 [Preview] No.682001 del
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John Wick - Chapter 3 Parabellum (2019) will begin in 1 hour on https://cytu.be/r/womboflix

NEET 03/19/2023 (Sun) 07:09 [Preview] No.682002 del
What kind of iced cream?

NEET 03/19/2023 (Sun) 07:09 [Preview] No.682003 del
already in there waiting

NEET 03/19/2023 (Sun) 07:10 [Preview] No.682004 del
Post the stream

NEET 03/19/2023 (Sun) 07:10 [Preview] No.682005 del
Sit her down and talk to her about the mistakes she made as a mother and the permanent damage it did to you.

NEET 03/19/2023 (Sun) 07:10 [Preview] No.682006 del
thank you early bird neet but I don't have any entertainment planned for the full hour before the movie

NEET 03/19/2023 (Sun) 07:10 [Preview] No.682007 del
Last night was shoulder and back night.

NEET 03/19/2023 (Sun) 07:11 [Preview] No.682008 del
listening to you while i'm in your walls is entertainment enough

NEET 03/19/2023 (Sun) 07:12 [Preview] No.682009 del
>neet has moved from under the floor into the walls, concerning.

NEET 03/19/2023 (Sun) 07:14 [Preview] No.682010 del

NEET 03/19/2023 (Sun) 07:15 [Preview] No.682011 del
She elected to have a classic Magnum and I got a Bubble 'O Bill.

NEET 03/19/2023 (Sun) 07:17 [Preview] No.682012 del
There is something wrong with you.

NEET 03/19/2023 (Sun) 07:17 [Preview] No.682013 del
>and she'll be alive

NEET 03/19/2023 (Sun) 07:18 [Preview] No.682014 del
Unrealistic expectations are killing modern men.

NEET 03/19/2023 (Sun) 07:19 [Preview] No.682015 del
The shit I would do to monks mum.

NEET 03/19/2023 (Sun) 07:19 [Preview] No.682016 del
It'd make her teenage self blush.

NEET 03/19/2023 (Sun) 07:21 [Preview] No.682017 del
Shit yourself.

NEET 03/19/2023 (Sun) 07:21 [Preview] No.682018 del
Thighs built for tying up

NEET 03/19/2023 (Sun) 07:21 [Preview] No.682019 del
her quim would be quivering and grooling

NEET 03/19/2023 (Sun) 07:22 [Preview] No.682020 del
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NEET 03/19/2023 (Sun) 07:23 [Preview] No.682021 del
Dominance through strangulation
She wins

NEET 03/19/2023 (Sun) 07:25 [Preview] No.682022 del
Ravenous cum farts

NEET 03/19/2023 (Sun) 07:41 [Preview] No.682023 del
Before the movie starts, womboflix will be playing some videos of Keanu training that are GUARANTEED to give you the same combat skills as John Wick. Don't miss out neets. https://cytu.be/r/womboflix

NEET 03/19/2023 (Sun) 08:02 [Preview] No.682025 del
Get in here neets, the movie is starting: https://cytu.be/r/womboflix

NEET 03/19/2023 (Sun) 08:09 [Preview] No.682026 del

NEET 03/19/2023 (Sun) 08:24 [Preview] No.682027 del
Going to go for a walk. I'm only 400 steps away from 10,000 steps, so a short walk should get me close to 13,000.

NEET 03/19/2023 (Sun) 08:27 [Preview] No.682028 del
Do a couple extra thousand for me thanks.

NEET 03/19/2023 (Sun) 08:40 [Preview] No.682029 del
And me too. I'm feeling like a nice tub of ice cream.

NEET 03/19/2023 (Sun) 08:47 [Preview] No.682030 del
ate a packet of anzac biscuits

NEET 03/19/2023 (Sun) 08:58 [Preview] No.682031 del
Two biscuits is the appropiate serving size.

NEET 03/19/2023 (Sun) 09:04 [Preview] No.682032 del
Well done NEET.

NEET 03/19/2023 (Sun) 09:07 [Preview] No.682033 del
Very patriotic.

NEET 03/19/2023 (Sun) 09:11 [Preview] No.682034 del
there was 6 in cellophane

NEET 03/19/2023 (Sun) 09:13 [Preview] No.682035 del
I've always assumed a packet is the correct serving size.

NEET 03/19/2023 (Sun) 09:20 [Preview] No.682036 del
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Izzy approves.

NEET 03/19/2023 (Sun) 09:21 [Preview] No.682037 del

NEET 03/19/2023 (Sun) 09:28 [Preview] No.682038 del
I’m possessing traits and exhibiting behaviours

NEET 03/19/2023 (Sun) 09:29 [Preview] No.682039 del
Mental illness? Addiction?

NEET 03/19/2023 (Sun) 09:31 [Preview] No.682040 del
Could be!

NEET 03/19/2023 (Sun) 09:41 [Preview] No.682041 del
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NEET 03/19/2023 (Sun) 09:45 [Preview] No.682042 del
I've got the executive sweats again. Grease pouring out of me.

NEET 03/19/2023 (Sun) 09:48 [Preview] No.682043 del
It's sliding out of you.

NEET 03/19/2023 (Sun) 09:48 [Preview] No.682044 del
They're setting off fireworks outside my house again.

NEET 03/19/2023 (Sun) 09:49 [Preview] No.682045 del
It's lighting up your night.

NEET 03/19/2023 (Sun) 09:54 [Preview] No.682046 del
Go and put the hose on them.

NEET 03/19/2023 (Sun) 10:01 [Preview] No.682047 del
i might get some heroin

NEET 03/19/2023 (Sun) 10:03 [Preview] No.682048 del
NEETs wanting to fuck their mums.

NEET 03/19/2023 (Sun) 10:09 [Preview] No.682049 del
Better off with some MSG

NEET 03/19/2023 (Sun) 10:11 [Preview] No.682050 del

NEET 03/19/2023 (Sun) 10:16 [Preview] No.682051 del
Fuck off.

NEET 03/19/2023 (Sun) 10:21 [Preview] No.682052 del
calm down, i'll share if you ask politely

NEET 03/19/2023 (Sun) 10:24 [Preview] No.682053 del
I want some heroin

NEET 03/19/2023 (Sun) 10:25 [Preview] No.682054 del
Fuck off.

NEET 03/19/2023 (Sun) 10:26 [Preview] No.682055 del
There's a crowd drunkenly singing in the sports club on the other side of the park. I can hear them singing 90s songs. I wish I was there

NEET 03/19/2023 (Sun) 10:28 [Preview] No.682056 del
i'll share mine with you but not with that grumpy neet

NEET 03/19/2023 (Sun) 10:29 [Preview] No.682057 del
Put your crocs on and pop over.

NEET 03/19/2023 (Sun) 10:32 [Preview] No.682058 del

NEET 03/19/2023 (Sun) 10:33 [Preview] No.682059 del
Go and join them.

NEET 03/19/2023 (Sun) 10:35 [Preview] No.682060 del
I want to do some heroin in crocs at the footy club.

NEET 03/19/2023 (Sun) 10:44 [Preview] No.682061 del

NEET 03/19/2023 (Sun) 11:10 [Preview] No.682062 del

NEET 03/19/2023 (Sun) 11:16 [Preview] No.682063 del
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Thanks to everyone who came to see John Wick 3 tonight. It's not easy to make a good sequel, let alone three decent films in a row. John Wick 3 is both extremely intense and inventive in both its cinematography and violence. It is gorgeous. But for me, at least, it lacks tension. It doesn't grip you the same way that say, watching Predator does. And maybe it's because Wick himself is just too damn invincible for you to ever really be worried about him.

This paragraph is dedicated to our favourite negger, Lance Reddick, who died yesterday. You were the best concierge a hotel could have.

John Wick 4 is out in cinemas this Thursday, if you want to see it.

NEET 03/19/2023 (Sun) 11:29 [Preview] No.682064 del
Can you go get me a mcflurry please?

NEET 03/19/2023 (Sun) 11:34 [Preview] No.682065 del
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Izzy seems like the sort of guy who would buy his tim-tams in those industrial sized packs at office works.

NEET 03/19/2023 (Sun) 11:35 [Preview] No.682066 del
No. You've been packing on the kilos lately and need to start losing some.

NEET 03/19/2023 (Sun) 11:37 [Preview] No.682067 del
garn a cruise and maybe maccas

NEET 03/19/2023 (Sun) 11:38 [Preview] No.682068 del
late night dan run?

NEET 03/19/2023 (Sun) 11:41 [Preview] No.682069 del
I thought about it but hes shut

NEET 03/19/2023 (Sun) 11:43 [Preview] No.682070 del
wish I was cruising around with executive bros in the neetvan, everyone wearing seatbelt extenders as we drive between maccas all night, flirting with the drive through qts, ordering mcflurries

NEET 03/19/2023 (Sun) 11:47 [Preview] No.682071 del
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NEET 03/19/2023 (Sun) 11:58 [Preview] No.682072 del
Get me a mcflurry

NEET 03/19/2023 (Sun) 11:58 [Preview] No.682073 del
Only in all the right spots.

NEET 03/19/2023 (Sun) 12:00 [Preview] No.682074 del
You'll need a seatbelt extender if this keeps up.

NEET 03/19/2023 (Sun) 12:04 [Preview] No.682075 del
Are these good?

NEET 03/19/2023 (Sun) 12:05 [Preview] No.682076 del
I mean the taste. Not for the beerbelly.

NEET 03/19/2023 (Sun) 12:08 [Preview] No.682077 del
better than vegemite

NEET 03/19/2023 (Sun) 12:17 [Preview] No.682078 del
Sounds like a dubious praise.

NEET 03/19/2023 (Sun) 12:19 [Preview] No.682079 del
Went out for my last choof but I must've already had it. Woe.

NEET 03/19/2023 (Sun) 12:20 [Preview] No.682080 del
I have two.

NEET 03/19/2023 (Sun) 12:44 [Preview] No.682081 del
Newman looks strange when he got skinny.

NEET 03/19/2023 (Sun) 12:55 [Preview] No.682082 del
Found a website that shows onlyfans content for free. Garn enjoy myself

NEET 03/19/2023 (Sun) 13:11 [Preview] No.682083 del
You didnt share the link

NEET 03/19/2023 (Sun) 14:10 [Preview] No.682084 del
Had to wank while looking through neets windows because I never got a link.

NEET 03/19/2023 (Sun) 15:10 [Preview] No.682086 del
I smoked that when you were having a poo before sorry.

NEET 03/19/2023 (Sun) 15:52 [Preview] No.682087 del
Back pain:(

NEET 03/19/2023 (Sun) 15:59 [Preview] No.682088 del
Thank you very much

NEET 03/19/2023 (Sun) 17:40 [Preview] No.682089 del
Ive used the week quota of wanks.
None of you are allowed to.

NEET 03/19/2023 (Sun) 17:41 [Preview] No.682090 del
Choof theft is enough for a boong to lose it.

NEET 03/19/2023 (Sun) 18:01 [Preview] No.682091 del
Cruisey calls me the Boss Hog.

NEET 03/19/2023 (Sun) 18:07 [Preview] No.682092 del
>the week quota of wanks.
How many is that?

NEET 03/19/2023 (Sun) 18:11 [Preview] No.682093 del
At least 15.

NEET 03/19/2023 (Sun) 18:12 [Preview] No.682094 del
I call your arse that, not you.

NEET 03/19/2023 (Sun) 18:15 [Preview] No.682095 del
For a whole week? Not enough.

NEET 03/19/2023 (Sun) 20:13 [Preview] No.682096 del
morning neetbros

NEET 03/19/2023 (Sun) 20:18 [Preview] No.682097 del
Morning NEET.

NEET 03/19/2023 (Sun) 20:40 [Preview] No.682098 del
Good morning NEETs.

NEET 03/19/2023 (Sun) 20:42 [Preview] No.682099 del
morning m8s

NEET 03/19/2023 (Sun) 20:43 [Preview] No.682100 del
Good morning.

NEET 03/19/2023 (Sun) 20:59 [Preview] No.682101 del
just got home
doing a poo
Somehow between last night and this morning motherbat got herself into a mood about this trip. Didn’t say goodbye when I left and just replied with a thumbs up emoji when I texted her to say I was home.

NEET 03/19/2023 (Sun) 21:27 [Preview] No.682102 del
Good morning NEET.

The poo, car, trip, and ironing could have been too much at once.

NEET 03/19/2023 (Sun) 21:45 [Preview] No.682103 del
>Didn’t say goodbye when I left
She is an abusive woman.

NEET 03/19/2023 (Sun) 21:56 [Preview] No.682104 del
The bat envies your corvette and the playboy lifestyle that goes with it.

NEET 03/19/2023 (Sun) 21:58 [Preview] No.682105 del
Ok neets, it's time to vote on what movies womboflix is going to play next:

Out of the furnace
Wrongfully Accused (1998)
Good Will Hunting (1997)
Angel Dust (1994)
Last Man Standing(1995)
The Sunset Limited
Kamikaze Taxi (1995)
Captain Phillips (2013)
Blue Ruin (2013)
The Ghost and the Darkness (1996)
Smokin Aces (2006)
Rapid Fire(1992)
The French Connection (1971)
The Mauritanian
Full Metal Jacket
Kiss Kiss Bang Bang (2005)
Rambo (2008)
Black Sheep(2006)
Showdown in Little Tokyo(1991)
Killer Workout
Zodiac (2007)
Chopper (2000)
Who Killed Captain Alex
Under Siege
wag the dog
truman show
weekend at bernies
the omega man
footrot flats
taxi driver
trading places
bmx bandits
there will be blood
blues brothers
the whale
master and commander

NEET 03/19/2023 (Sun) 22:16 [Preview] No.682106 del
He should acquire a boat to complete the look.

NEET 03/19/2023 (Sun) 22:17 [Preview] No.682107 del
The Whale, I would like to see again, but I do not really care.

NEET 03/19/2023 (Sun) 22:18 [Preview] No.682108 del
going to have a can of mondster and send her a rude text

NEET 03/19/2023 (Sun) 22:21 [Preview] No.682109 del
It might do a lot of neets some good to see this movie

NEET 03/19/2023 (Sun) 22:22 [Preview] No.682110 del
>I had boobs before other girls and I felt ostracized
They’re big but I wouldn’t say they’re ostrich sized

NEET 03/19/2023 (Sun) 22:37 [Preview] No.682111 del
Well bantered.

NEET 03/19/2023 (Sun) 22:54 [Preview] No.682112 del
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NEET 03/19/2023 (Sun) 23:03 [Preview] No.682114 del
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NEET 03/19/2023 (Sun) 23:05 [Preview] No.682115 del
You're going to have to just rock up one day in the Corvette and take her for a nice drive/lunch somewhere.

NEET 03/19/2023 (Sun) 23:07 [Preview] No.682116 del
How many executives can you cram into a corvette? Asking for a m8

NEET 03/19/2023 (Sun) 23:08 [Preview] No.682117 del
Thanks Trev.

NEET 03/19/2023 (Sun) 23:13 [Preview] No.682118 del
YouTube (I think) was being sued in burger land for allowing those types to use their site. It's same law on this site that posters are responsible for their content and not owners of the website. I think it failed because they couldn't link it back to individuals in the terrorist group that did a bombing.

NEET 03/19/2023 (Sun) 23:15 [Preview] No.682120 del
I think they're basically being treated as a semi-legitimate government now.

NEET 03/19/2023 (Sun) 23:26 [Preview] No.682121 del
Big horny

NEET 03/19/2023 (Sun) 23:31 [Preview] No.682122 del
Choke time?

NEET 03/19/2023 (Sun) 23:41 [Preview] No.682123 del
Thinking about the daughter of an ex client.

NEET 03/19/2023 (Sun) 23:41 [Preview] No.682124 del

NEET 03/19/2023 (Sun) 23:42 [Preview] No.682125 del
Sometimes the brain damage helps.

NEET 03/19/2023 (Sun) 23:43 [Preview] No.682126 del
Harmony day tomorrow.

NEET 03/19/2023 (Sun) 23:45 [Preview] No.682127 del
i saw the HR manager from the old wage yesterday while going to the shops. He was the guy who had to lay me off. Was a good chat and just talked about work.

NEET 03/19/2023 (Sun) 23:48 [Preview] No.682128 del
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NEET 03/19/2023 (Sun) 23:49 [Preview] No.682129 del
Was he a good lay?

NEET 03/20/2023 (Mon) 00:11 [Preview] No.682130 del
No but I gave kudos for enthusiasm

NEET 03/20/2023 (Mon) 00:13 [Preview] No.682131 del
I cut my caffeine consumption to a much saner level (6 cups) and got rid of the energy drinks. After a bit of adjustment my energy levels are unchanged. Also my thoughts seem clearer and calmer. Overuse of caffeine is not the answer.

NEET 03/20/2023 (Mon) 00:23 [Preview] No.682132 del
Cutting it down is probably also good for your teeth. I notice more stains when I increase my caffeine intake.

NEET 03/20/2023 (Mon) 00:31 [Preview] No.682133 del
My crazy friend drinks 3 or 4 cups of coffee an hour.

NEET 03/20/2023 (Mon) 00:33 [Preview] No.682134 del
Does he have insomnia?
I used to have the equivalent of 12-16 cups a day in coffee, coke and energy drinks. Plus chocolate and other sugary crap. I am such a retard.

NEET 03/20/2023 (Mon) 00:43 [Preview] No.682135 del
He stays up all night and switches to goon in the early hours and sleeps till midday.

NEET 03/20/2023 (Mon) 00:57 [Preview] No.682136 del
livin' the dream

NEET 03/20/2023 (Mon) 01:02 [Preview] No.682137 del
Passed about 8 motorcycle police parked opposite the school trying to catch people not slowing to 25 any time a kid is on the footpath

NEET 03/20/2023 (Mon) 01:03 [Preview] No.682138 del
Got a 5XL big joe tshirt from big w for $2. Probably got priced wrong.

NEET 03/20/2023 (Mon) 01:04 [Preview] No.682139 del
They value the Exec customer.

NEET 03/20/2023 (Mon) 01:08 [Preview] No.682140 del
Absolute chad power move. You gonna get some kfc with the money you saved to celebrate?

NEET 03/20/2023 (Mon) 01:08 [Preview] No.682141 del
Nice bargain hunting.

NEET 03/20/2023 (Mon) 01:09 [Preview] No.682142 del
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This is alright.

NEET 03/20/2023 (Mon) 01:16 [Preview] No.682143 del
What's your favourite horror film franchise neets?

NEET 03/20/2023 (Mon) 01:17 [Preview] No.682144 del
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NEET 03/20/2023 (Mon) 01:34 [Preview] No.682145 del
he's a satanic pedophile

NEET 03/20/2023 (Mon) 01:40 [Preview] No.682146 del
his films are terrible too

NEET 03/20/2023 (Mon) 01:40 [Preview] No.682147 del
satan cannot produce anything good after all

NEET 03/20/2023 (Mon) 01:56 [Preview] No.682148 del
I used to be obsessed with the aliens and predator franchises - not sure if they really count as horror films.

NEET 03/20/2023 (Mon) 02:02 [Preview] No.682149 del
But they say the devil has all the best tunes.

NEET 03/20/2023 (Mon) 02:26 [Preview] No.682150 del
I'm a fat retard.

NEET 03/20/2023 (Mon) 02:30 [Preview] No.682151 del
welcome to the fat retard commune

NEET 03/20/2023 (Mon) 02:42 [Preview] No.682152 del
*Executive Mong

NEET 03/20/2023 (Mon) 02:46 [Preview] No.682153 del
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NEET 03/20/2023 (Mon) 02:51 [Preview] No.682154 del
What retarded thing did you do?

NEET 03/20/2023 (Mon) 02:53 [Preview] No.682155 del
Considering the clown world we live in? Waking up is pretty retarded nowadays.

NEET 03/20/2023 (Mon) 02:54 [Preview] No.682156 del
That is a bit melodramatic.

NEET 03/20/2023 (Mon) 02:54 [Preview] No.682157 del
Decent advice from a woman. Nadia, Jana and the Cave Troll should take notes.

NEET 03/20/2023 (Mon) 02:54 [Preview] No.682158 del

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NEET 03/20/2023 (Mon) 03:04 [Preview] No.682160 del
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Imagine how much this guy got bullied at school.

NEET 03/20/2023 (Mon) 03:22 [Preview] No.682161 del

NEET 03/20/2023 (Mon) 03:23 [Preview] No.682162 del
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NEET 03/20/2023 (Mon) 03:35 [Preview] No.682163 del
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NEET 03/20/2023 (Mon) 03:38 [Preview] No.682164 del
10/10 image quality

NEET 03/20/2023 (Mon) 03:38 [Preview] No.682165 del

NEET 03/20/2023 (Mon) 03:40 [Preview] No.682166 del
Looks like one of these dirt bike mongrels might be facing some consequences:


NEET 03/20/2023 (Mon) 03:45 [Preview] No.682167 del

NEET 03/20/2023 (Mon) 03:54 [Preview] No.682168 del
Food stains on my shirt. I am a disgrace.

NEET 03/20/2023 (Mon) 03:56 [Preview] No.682169 del
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NEET 03/20/2023 (Mon) 03:57 [Preview] No.682170 del
Some rats-tailed primary school kid is out on the street wrecking plants in peoples front yards. Bad home life.

NEET 03/20/2023 (Mon) 03:58 [Preview] No.682171 del
Go and kick him in the chest

NEET 03/20/2023 (Mon) 03:59 [Preview] No.682172 del
Then kick him in the face.

NEET 03/20/2023 (Mon) 04:00 [Preview] No.682173 del
That would just encourage his mum's current boyfriend to come and stab me.

NEET 03/20/2023 (Mon) 04:01 [Preview] No.682174 del
During the stabbing you could give him some handy tips on raising his gf's children to be better behaved.

NEET 03/20/2023 (Mon) 04:23 [Preview] No.682175 del
need to go and get a hair cut
just the one

NEET 03/20/2023 (Mon) 04:24 [Preview] No.682176 del
Then blame the kid's injuries on the boyfriend, he's probably abusing the kid anyway.

NEET 03/20/2023 (Mon) 04:26 [Preview] No.682177 del
To be fair it sounds like the kid deserves it wrecking plants and shit.
Bf did no wrong.

NEET 03/20/2023 (Mon) 04:27 [Preview] No.682178 del
oi that's a bit rough brett

NEET 03/20/2023 (Mon) 04:29 [Preview] No.682179 del
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You watch your lip there son!

NEET 03/20/2023 (Mon) 04:39 [Preview] No.682180 del
could max be the new trev?

NEET 03/20/2023 (Mon) 04:41 [Preview] No.682181 del
Haven't started by day yet

NEET 03/20/2023 (Mon) 04:54 [Preview] No.682182 del
back from hair cut

NEET 03/20/2023 (Mon) 04:58 [Preview] No.682183 del
Looks very smart.

NEET 03/20/2023 (Mon) 04:58 [Preview] No.682184 del

NEET 03/20/2023 (Mon) 05:03 [Preview] No.682185 del
Parcel man has been.

NEET 03/20/2023 (Mon) 05:07 [Preview] No.682186 del
what did he bring you?

NEET 03/20/2023 (Mon) 05:11 [Preview] No.682187 del
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Cyberpower 1600VA ups

NEET 03/20/2023 (Mon) 05:13 [Preview] No.682188 del
Cruisey can take about an hour on the tower of power.

NEET 03/20/2023 (Mon) 05:13 [Preview] No.682189 del
ddressed like a homeless boong. Going to walk down to the bottle-o for some goon. Embarrassing.

NEET 03/20/2023 (Mon) 05:15 [Preview] No.682190 del
Grey trackies?

NEET 03/20/2023 (Mon) 05:17 [Preview] No.682191 del
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Three longnecks Vb thanks cuz.

NEET 03/20/2023 (Mon) 05:17 [Preview] No.682192 del
livin' the life I bet this is monk

NEET 03/20/2023 (Mon) 05:19 [Preview] No.682193 del
Three longnecks? I better get three holes for that aye sis.

NEET 03/20/2023 (Mon) 05:19 [Preview] No.682194 del
It keeps coming up with a 'download failed'.
Can one of you download the webm and post it?


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NEET 03/20/2023 (Mon) 05:22 [Preview] No.682196 del
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I'm about to open a bottle.


NEET 03/20/2023 (Mon) 05:25 [Preview] No.682197 del
I think I'm ready to publicly admit, when asked, that I'm a fascist

NEET 03/20/2023 (Mon) 05:27 [Preview] No.682198 del
Don't admit to that, it is a phase you will grow out of in time.

NEET 03/20/2023 (Mon) 05:30 [Preview] No.682199 del
Those sort of labels just make it easy for you to get put on a list.

NEET 03/20/2023 (Mon) 05:32 [Preview] No.682200 del
Cheers cuz

NEET 03/20/2023 (Mon) 05:36 [Preview] No.682201 del
You should be ashamed of yourself.

NEET 03/20/2023 (Mon) 05:38 [Preview] No.682202 del

NEET 03/20/2023 (Mon) 05:40 [Preview] No.682203 del
pizza stains?

NEET 03/20/2023 (Mon) 05:41 [Preview] No.682204 del
Already on one.

NEET 03/20/2023 (Mon) 05:43 [Preview] No.682205 del
You are not.

NEET 03/20/2023 (Mon) 05:44 [Preview] No.682206 del
Good list?

NEET 03/20/2023 (Mon) 05:45 [Preview] No.682207 del
Max would fire up at Trev and then back down and mutter to himself when Trev looked at him.

NEET 03/20/2023 (Mon) 05:47 [Preview] No.682208 del
Got my goon. Having my first glass.

NEET 03/20/2023 (Mon) 05:48 [Preview] No.682209 del
Haven't opened mine yet, some cunt called.

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NEET 03/20/2023 (Mon) 05:48 [Preview] No.682211 del
Just have two glasses tonight please. Moderation is the key.

NEET 03/20/2023 (Mon) 05:49 [Preview] No.682212 del
I have now rectified this situation

NEET 03/20/2023 (Mon) 05:50 [Preview] No.682213 del
Got a dining room chair at my desk. Way more comfy than the office chair. What was I doing with the other one? This is heaps better.

NEET 03/20/2023 (Mon) 05:50 [Preview] No.682214 del
Better work hard to get off it.

NEET 03/20/2023 (Mon) 05:50 [Preview] No.682215 del

NEET 03/20/2023 (Mon) 05:51 [Preview] No.682216 del
I heard that Possum is just hunting and killing all the elves instead.

NEET 03/20/2023 (Mon) 05:52 [Preview] No.682219 del
That is a good meme.

NEET 03/20/2023 (Mon) 05:54 [Preview] No.682220 del
>dining room chair at my desk
That is what I do. I find the only downside is you need to make sure you don't stay still too long because that can cause your arse to go to sleep and also legs to get stiff. You need to slide around a bit every so often.

NEET 03/20/2023 (Mon) 05:57 [Preview] No.682221 del

NEET 03/20/2023 (Mon) 05:59 [Preview] No.682222 del
Why do communists only drink coffee and soft drinks?
Because proper tea is theft.

NEET 03/20/2023 (Mon) 05:59 [Preview] No.682223 del
is he entitled to be tried by a military tribunal with a large percentage of his peers from the time, or have they done away with that?

NEET 03/20/2023 (Mon) 05:59 [Preview] No.682224 del
>arse to go to sleep
Wake it up!

NEET 03/20/2023 (Mon) 06:00 [Preview] No.682225 del
We could have had gfs with those quads.

NEET 03/20/2023 (Mon) 06:00 [Preview] No.682226 del

NEET 03/20/2023 (Mon) 06:00 [Preview] No.682227 del
He could grope it and pretend it was someone else.

NEET 03/20/2023 (Mon) 06:01 [Preview] No.682228 del
I am sorry I did not see them.

NEET 03/20/2023 (Mon) 06:03 [Preview] No.682229 del
You must now be the NEETs communal gf.

NEET 03/20/2023 (Mon) 06:03 [Preview] No.682230 del
But it's not thursday yet

NEET 03/20/2023 (Mon) 06:06 [Preview] No.682231 del
Thanks Wizzy.

NEET 03/20/2023 (Mon) 06:07 [Preview] No.682232 del
Comfier at first, not after a few hours

NEET 03/20/2023 (Mon) 06:07 [Preview] No.682233 del
It's a funny little reaction gif

NEET 03/20/2023 (Mon) 06:08 [Preview] No.682234 del
I think a giant bean bag would be best for some NEETs.

NEET 03/20/2023 (Mon) 06:12 [Preview] No.682236 del
Is she lying on a cat?

NEET 03/20/2023 (Mon) 06:14 [Preview] No.682237 del

NEET 03/20/2023 (Mon) 06:14 [Preview] No.682238 del
That is her fox tail butt plug

NEET 03/20/2023 (Mon) 06:14 [Preview] No.682239 del
That is a fox tail.

NEET 03/20/2023 (Mon) 06:15 [Preview] No.682240 del
Mocha's tail is black.

NEET 03/20/2023 (Mon) 06:16 [Preview] No.682242 del
We should all put on red coats and chase Olive round a field.

NEET 03/20/2023 (Mon) 06:17 [Preview] No.682243 del
I'll put on a kilt and kill the redcoats

NEET 03/20/2023 (Mon) 06:17 [Preview] No.682244 del
Jacobite more like jacobitch

NEET 03/20/2023 (Mon) 06:18 [Preview] No.682245 del
>tfw will never get a qt to shove a butt plug in

NEET 03/20/2023 (Mon) 06:18 [Preview] No.682246 del
Based, fuck the porridge wogs.

NEET 03/20/2023 (Mon) 06:19 [Preview] No.682247 del
lmao I'd never heard that term before

NEET 03/20/2023 (Mon) 06:20 [Preview] No.682248 del
Google also helpfully suggested "porridge nigger"

NEET 03/20/2023 (Mon) 06:20 [Preview] No.682249 del
>larping as a scottoid

NEET 03/20/2023 (Mon) 06:21 [Preview] No.682250 del
Having a cuppa.

NEET 03/20/2023 (Mon) 06:21 [Preview] No.682251 del
Ok, I'll pick up my Kentucky long rifle and larp as a founding farter

NEET 03/20/2023 (Mon) 06:23 [Preview] No.682252 del
Imagine how long Colonel Sanders rifle was.

NEET 03/20/2023 (Mon) 06:23 [Preview] No.682253 del
No you won't.

NEET 03/20/2023 (Mon) 06:23 [Preview] No.682254 del
I like rosehip.

NEET 03/20/2023 (Mon) 06:24 [Preview] No.682255 del

NEET 03/20/2023 (Mon) 06:25 [Preview] No.682256 del
oh okay mum

NEET 03/20/2023 (Mon) 06:25 [Preview] No.682257 del
We hold our arses to be self evident

NEET 03/20/2023 (Mon) 06:26 [Preview] No.682258 del
the right to bare arse shall not be infringed

NEET 03/20/2023 (Mon) 06:26 [Preview] No.682259 del
I bet you do.

NEET 03/20/2023 (Mon) 06:26 [Preview] No.682260 del
Nor the right to pursue liberty,hapiness and arse.

NEET 03/20/2023 (Mon) 06:29 [Preview] No.682261 del
life, liberty, and the pursuit of dopamine in all its forms

NEET 03/20/2023 (Mon) 06:29 [Preview] No.682262 del
>Sanders falsified his date of birth and enlisted in the United States Army in October 1906 (age 16), completing his service commitment as a wagoner

NEET 03/20/2023 (Mon) 06:30 [Preview] No.682263 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=B4xfUtqAXXU [Embed]

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NEET 03/20/2023 (Mon) 06:31 [Preview] No.682265 del

NEET 03/20/2023 (Mon) 06:32 [Preview] No.682266 del
She's no Elise Trouw

NEET 03/20/2023 (Mon) 06:32 [Preview] No.682267 del
>a wagoner
Could that be a euphemism for an alcoholic?

NEET 03/20/2023 (Mon) 06:33 [Preview] No.682268 del
no, they literally still had horse drawn carriage teams

NEET 03/20/2023 (Mon) 06:33 [Preview] No.682269 del
Ye old gooner.

NEET 03/20/2023 (Mon) 06:33 [Preview] No.682270 del
I bet he still fell off a lot.

NEET 03/20/2023 (Mon) 06:34 [Preview] No.682271 del
Probably. He strikes me as one of those who was a fuck up as a youngster and then gets some fame and fortune and becomes a cunt to everybody below him.

NEET 03/20/2023 (Mon) 06:37 [Preview] No.682273 del
One of "those" bosses, I could see that.

NEET 03/20/2023 (Mon) 06:42 [Preview] No.682274 del
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He has got a psycho look to him.

NEET 03/20/2023 (Mon) 06:46 [Preview] No.682275 del
How do insurance companies calculate the market value of your car?
Do they pay you a reasonable price?

NEET 03/20/2023 (Mon) 06:47 [Preview] No.682276 del
>Do they pay you a reasonable price?
No. Lots of stuff in the media in the last year or so with the used car market going to the moon and insurers trying to weasel out of paying the going rate

NEET 03/20/2023 (Mon) 06:51 [Preview] No.682277 del
>Lizbef Man Arrested in Stolen Corvette Insurance Scam
>More News at 11.

NEET 03/20/2023 (Mon) 07:00 [Preview] No.682278 del

NEET 03/20/2023 (Mon) 07:01 [Preview] No.682279 del
get on the chockies

NEET 03/20/2023 (Mon) 07:03 [Preview] No.682280 del
had oporto for dindins

NEET 03/20/2023 (Mon) 07:04 [Preview] No.682281 del
what did you get?

NEET 03/20/2023 (Mon) 07:05 [Preview] No.682282 del
wish I was on a road trip with webby stopping at every fast food restaurant and bakery in australia as we reviewed the food and the drive through qts

NEET 03/20/2023 (Mon) 07:07 [Preview] No.682283 del
triple bondi burger, chips, two chicken tendie things, and a coke

NEET 03/20/2023 (Mon) 07:09 [Preview] No.682284 del
think I might build a react based cytube clone with better codec support and some built in games

NEET 03/20/2023 (Mon) 07:10 [Preview] No.682285 del
Leaving a trail of broken hearts and toilets across Australia.

NEET 03/20/2023 (Mon) 07:12 [Preview] No.682286 del
Look up your car make and model online for prices from dealerships and independent sellers. If they pay out in an accident, they will low ball you and you will have to use those prices to negotiate a better payout.

NEET 03/20/2023 (Mon) 07:12 [Preview] No.682287 del
Sounds do-able.

NEET 03/20/2023 (Mon) 07:13 [Preview] No.682288 del
Many such cases.

NEET 03/20/2023 (Mon) 07:15 [Preview] No.682289 del
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NEET 03/20/2023 (Mon) 07:15 [Preview] No.682290 del
No energy, no motivation, no idea what to do
Just sitting here doing nothing

NEET 03/20/2023 (Mon) 07:15 [Preview] No.682291 del
Good feed.

NEET 03/20/2023 (Mon) 07:16 [Preview] No.682292 del
Are you me? I was going to post this, but no energy

NEET 03/20/2023 (Mon) 07:16 [Preview] No.682293 del
The coleslaw looks lonely and scared, the chips are menacing it and the chicken doesn't care.

NEET 03/20/2023 (Mon) 07:16 [Preview] No.682294 del
yeah not bad for a change
tomorrow I'll eat a little bit of boring food so I don't need to poo on the drive to horse ham on wednesday

NEET 03/20/2023 (Mon) 07:21 [Preview] No.682295 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=hCLZlf3cXvU [Embed]

NEET 03/20/2023 (Mon) 07:26 [Preview] No.682296 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=jrL_LzX5wv4 [Embed]

NEET 03/20/2023 (Mon) 07:27 [Preview] No.682297 del
That would be pretty good, hey.

NEET 03/20/2023 (Mon) 07:28 [Preview] No.682298 del
national chux shortage

NEET 03/20/2023 (Mon) 07:31 [Preview] No.682299 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=etviGf1uWlg [Embed]

NEET 03/20/2023 (Mon) 07:33 [Preview] No.682300 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=C2cMG33mWVY [Embed]
cant start my car

NEET 03/20/2023 (Mon) 07:34 [Preview] No.682301 del
Hit it with a stick.

NEET 03/20/2023 (Mon) 07:35 [Preview] No.682302 del
it sort of rhymes with how bizarre

NEET 03/20/2023 (Mon) 07:39 [Preview] No.682303 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=-cf1bnEb5Rs [Embed]
he had one job to do: make a mix tape

NEET 03/20/2023 (Mon) 07:45 [Preview] No.682304 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=rgc_LRjlbTU [Embed]

NEET 03/20/2023 (Mon) 07:46 [Preview] No.682305 del
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Me at the bar.

NEET 03/20/2023 (Mon) 07:48 [Preview] No.682306 del
Easily one of the top ten songs written about playing chess in Thailand.

NEET 03/20/2023 (Mon) 07:50 [Preview] No.682307 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=YsGjFh1ke44 [Embed]

NEET 03/20/2023 (Mon) 07:50 [Preview] No.682308 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=0WGVgfjnLqc [Embed]

NEET 03/20/2023 (Mon) 07:52 [Preview] No.682309 del
Kek, i'd forgotten that song, cheers

NEET 03/20/2023 (Mon) 07:53 [Preview] No.682310 del
good one

NEET 03/20/2023 (Mon) 07:53 [Preview] No.682311 del
The one in the middle?

NEET 03/20/2023 (Mon) 07:53 [Preview] No.682312 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=gPoiv0sZ4s4 [Embed]

NEET 03/20/2023 (Mon) 07:54 [Preview] No.682313 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=1p_BvaHsgGg [Embed]

NEET 03/20/2023 (Mon) 07:56 [Preview] No.682314 del
I have a feeling that Ian Dury fella may have taken the drugs.

NEET 03/20/2023 (Mon) 07:57 [Preview] No.682315 del
it's monk's ztepmum now

NEET 03/20/2023 (Mon) 07:58 [Preview] No.682316 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=WGU_4-5RaxU [Embed]

NEET 03/20/2023 (Mon) 08:01 [Preview] No.682317 del
I have reasons to be cheerful in my head now

NEET 03/20/2023 (Mon) 08:04 [Preview] No.682318 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=kb2mvEVw0T8 [Embed]

NEET 03/20/2023 (Mon) 08:05 [Preview] No.682319 del
Now that we've lost nuro, who's the next biggest druggie on ausneets?

NEET 03/20/2023 (Mon) 08:06 [Preview] No.682320 del

NEET 03/20/2023 (Mon) 08:06 [Preview] No.682321 del
Whoever is posting the 70s and 80s music.

NEET 03/20/2023 (Mon) 08:06 [Preview] No.682322 del

NEET 03/20/2023 (Mon) 08:07 [Preview] No.682323 del
I'd like to suggest Possum

NEET 03/20/2023 (Mon) 08:07 [Preview] No.682324 del
he's going to wear his crocs out dancing tonight

NEET 03/20/2023 (Mon) 08:07 [Preview] No.682325 del
So you guys are leaning towards possum here?

NEET 03/20/2023 (Mon) 08:09 [Preview] No.682326 del
The fourth bored NEET hasn't voted yet, but I'd say so.

NEET 03/20/2023 (Mon) 08:09 [Preview] No.682327 del

NEET 03/20/2023 (Mon) 08:09 [Preview] No.682328 del
I heard that if any NEET shalt smoketh meth up a tree The Council will name them the new nuro.

NEET 03/20/2023 (Mon) 08:10 [Preview] No.682329 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=32wDFCM7iSI [Embed]

NEET 03/20/2023 (Mon) 08:17 [Preview] No.682330 del
This is why Possum no longer posts here.

NEET 03/20/2023 (Mon) 08:18 [Preview] No.682331 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=KwIe_sjKeAY [Embed]

NEET 03/20/2023 (Mon) 08:18 [Preview] No.682332 del
He's too wasted to post.

NEET 03/20/2023 (Mon) 08:20 [Preview] No.682333 del
I used to be a fan, but after this masterpiece I’m a whole air conditioner

NEET 03/20/2023 (Mon) 08:23 [Preview] No.682334 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=StKVS0eI85I [Embed]

NEET 03/20/2023 (Mon) 08:23 [Preview] No.682335 del
I listen to madness whenever i do chores

NEET 03/20/2023 (Mon) 08:29 [Preview] No.682336 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=tqketmsRz1E [Embed]

NEET 03/20/2023 (Mon) 08:38 [Preview] No.682337 del
6,051 steps today.

NEET 03/20/2023 (Mon) 08:38 [Preview] No.682338 del
Big steps?

NEET 03/20/2023 (Mon) 08:39 [Preview] No.682339 del
Well done NEET.

NEET 03/20/2023 (Mon) 08:40 [Preview] No.682340 del
Normal steps at above average walking speed.

NEET 03/20/2023 (Mon) 08:40 [Preview] No.682341 del
Almost enough to get to High Hrothgar.

NEET 03/20/2023 (Mon) 08:40 [Preview] No.682342 del
Well stepped.

NEET 03/20/2023 (Mon) 08:42 [Preview] No.682343 del
I think some of those greybeards had autism. One of them wouldn't even talk.

NEET 03/20/2023 (Mon) 08:45 [Preview] No.682344 del
Well done.

NEET 03/20/2023 (Mon) 08:45 [Preview] No.682345 del
Power walk.

NEET 03/20/2023 (Mon) 08:45 [Preview] No.682346 del
I always take some whores there for them but they ignore them.

NEET 03/20/2023 (Mon) 08:47 [Preview] No.682347 del
More like gaybeards

NEET 03/20/2023 (Mon) 08:55 [Preview] No.682348 del
MoofieNEET: I won't be able to watch the moofie on Saturday and Sunday so don't put anything toooo good on.

NEET 03/20/2023 (Mon) 08:57 [Preview] No.682350 del
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i'm thinking naughty thoughts and none of you can stop me

NEET 03/20/2023 (Mon) 08:58 [Preview] No.682351 del
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NEET 03/20/2023 (Mon) 08:59 [Preview] No.682352 del
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You stop it right now.

NEET 03/20/2023 (Mon) 09:01 [Preview] No.682354 del
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thinking really naughty thoughts now

NEET 03/20/2023 (Mon) 09:02 [Preview] No.682355 del
Only a little.

NEET 03/20/2023 (Mon) 09:03 [Preview] No.682356 del
Is there;

NEET 03/20/2023 (Mon) 09:04 [Preview] No.682357 del
Do they still make ego's? I haven't seen them for ages

NEET 03/20/2023 (Mon) 09:04 [Preview] No.682358 del
Might be nordy

NEET 03/20/2023 (Mon) 09:04 [Preview] No.682359 del
>he's just now doing catch up

NEET 03/20/2023 (Mon) 09:06 [Preview] No.682360 del
Need to get a hoki farm in Malaysia

NEET 03/20/2023 (Mon) 09:07 [Preview] No.682361 del
Don't be nasty, I was asleep.

NEET 03/20/2023 (Mon) 09:08 [Preview] No.682362 del
I have caught up.

NEET 03/20/2023 (Mon) 09:13 [Preview] No.682363 del
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NEET 03/20/2023 (Mon) 09:13 [Preview] No.682364 del
for 36 hours?

NEET 03/20/2023 (Mon) 09:14 [Preview] No.682365 del
Internet is running like shit. Might reset the nordy router.

NEET 03/20/2023 (Mon) 09:14 [Preview] No.682366 del
Don't be too nordy.

NEET 03/20/2023 (Mon) 09:18 [Preview] No.682367 del
Its good advice, but with vile presentation.

NEET 03/20/2023 (Mon) 09:19 [Preview] No.682368 del

NEET 03/20/2023 (Mon) 09:20 [Preview] No.682369 del
Did it help with the thoughts?

NEET 03/20/2023 (Mon) 09:22 [Preview] No.682371 del

NEET 03/20/2023 (Mon) 09:26 [Preview] No.682373 del
gym soon

NEET 03/20/2023 (Mon) 09:29 [Preview] No.682374 del
Where do they sell that ewok outfit?
I will add it to the Thursday night rotation.

NEET 03/20/2023 (Mon) 09:30 [Preview] No.682375 del
raped myself several times today

NEET 03/20/2023 (Mon) 09:32 [Preview] No.682376 del
I have no clue sorry

NEET 03/20/2023 (Mon) 09:34 [Preview] No.682377 del
I liked the endng.

NEET 03/20/2023 (Mon) 09:34 [Preview] No.682378 del
Big dildo?

NEET 03/20/2023 (Mon) 09:34 [Preview] No.682379 del
Have a good one.

NEET 03/20/2023 (Mon) 09:36 [Preview] No.682380 del
I only hear from people when they want something.

NEET 03/20/2023 (Mon) 09:36 [Preview] No.682381 del
>aunt fancies herself a Buddhist now

NEET 03/20/2023 (Mon) 09:37 [Preview] No.682382 del
I'm a big fat fuck. I can slant my eyes with my fingers.

NEET 03/20/2023 (Mon) 09:45 [Preview] No.682383 del
Used and abused.

NEET 03/20/2023 (Mon) 09:46 [Preview] No.682384 del
I had a friend like that.

NEET 03/20/2023 (Mon) 09:46 [Preview] No.682385 del
I guess so.

NEET 03/20/2023 (Mon) 09:47 [Preview] No.682386 del

NEET 03/20/2023 (Mon) 09:48 [Preview] No.682387 del
might transition

NEET 03/20/2023 (Mon) 09:48 [Preview] No.682388 del
I need to get back into it. Haven't been in nearly two weeks.

NEET 03/20/2023 (Mon) 09:48 [Preview] No.682389 del
It will look good on you.

NEET 03/20/2023 (Mon) 09:49 [Preview] No.682390 del
Not that NEET but I've been getting pretty slack with it as well. The dumbbells I have at home are only so good for making up for the missed gym sessions.

NEET 03/20/2023 (Mon) 09:50 [Preview] No.682391 del
And do you reach out to them?

NEET 03/20/2023 (Mon) 09:50 [Preview] No.682392 del
Yeah, I dread to think what state my quads and posterior chain are in.

NEET 03/20/2023 (Mon) 09:54 [Preview] No.682393 del
>posterior chain

NEET 03/20/2023 (Mon) 09:56 [Preview] No.682394 del
My legs were never something I had to worry about since they had to carry my (formerly) fat arse their entire lives. I mostly just use leg exercises to give me an extended break for upper body workouts.

NEET 03/20/2023 (Mon) 09:58 [Preview] No.682395 del
I used to. Too busy to catch up. Never able to help out the one or two times I needed help.

NEET 03/20/2023 (Mon) 09:59 [Preview] No.682396 del
I transitioned

NEET 03/20/2023 (Mon) 10:00 [Preview] No.682397 del

NEET 03/20/2023 (Mon) 10:05 [Preview] No.682399 del
a man will do anything on a garlic bread bender

NEET 03/20/2023 (Mon) 10:07 [Preview] No.682400 del
>But the social club’s members voted against mediation, instead moving for the matter to proceed through the courts.
Stopped reading there. Must have been a wanker.

NEET 03/20/2023 (Mon) 10:12 [Preview] No.682401 del
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Is antarctica a possible site for the neet compound? Our huge coats of blubber would serve us well there, plus I love the idea of cruising around in snowcats, exploring the place.

NEET 03/20/2023 (Mon) 10:12 [Preview] No.682402 del
Whoever wired the place up without a warrant is going to be drummed out alongside him, so I hope they think it was worth it

NEET 03/20/2023 (Mon) 10:18 [Preview] No.682403 del
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NEET 03/20/2023 (Mon) 10:20 [Preview] No.682404 del
We could make snowballs and sell them to the chinese

NEET 03/20/2023 (Mon) 10:21 [Preview] No.682405 del
This is very different to the threads on reddit

NEET 03/20/2023 (Mon) 10:22 [Preview] No.682406 del
Imagine all the neets in one igloo.

NEET 03/20/2023 (Mon) 10:23 [Preview] No.682407 del
The methane would explode as soon as one of us had a ciggie

NEET 03/20/2023 (Mon) 10:23 [Preview] No.682408 del
I'd trade them for those sweet dumplings filled with sugar and crushed peanuts and coated in coconut.

NEET 03/20/2023 (Mon) 10:24 [Preview] No.682409 del
Imagine the warmth!

NEET 03/20/2023 (Mon) 10:24 [Preview] No.682410 del
>"journalist" uses the word slammed
I hate how often their kind uses it.

NEET 03/20/2023 (Mon) 10:25 [Preview] No.682411 del
>he officer allegedly asked the Longreach station’s social club if he could arrange a different form of pay other than the cashless system
I'm guessing this was a system involving him not paying at all?

NEET 03/20/2023 (Mon) 10:26 [Preview] No.682412 del
They might not have needed a warrant to put a camera in their own building. It would be just like all the other cameras they have in the lobby etc.

NEET 03/20/2023 (Mon) 10:26 [Preview] No.682413 del
He was going to pay them in love

NEET 03/20/2023 (Mon) 10:27 [Preview] No.682414 del
Moving my bed to the other room seems to have made me more productive - I can no longer lie around on the bed using the computer, I have to sit upright and that makes me less leisurely and less likely to watch youtube videos.

NEET 03/20/2023 (Mon) 10:28 [Preview] No.682415 del
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We can save a fortune on goon too.

NEET 03/20/2023 (Mon) 10:33 [Preview] No.682416 del
Might get out of bed and have some coke-cola

NEET 03/20/2023 (Mon) 10:33 [Preview] No.682417 del
All the neets could sleep naked.

NEET 03/20/2023 (Mon) 10:33 [Preview] No.682418 del
Life can all just blur in to one too easily when you live and sleep in the same spot.

NEET 03/20/2023 (Mon) 10:33 [Preview] No.682419 del
unwise at this time of night. How about some milk or water?

NEET 03/20/2023 (Mon) 10:34 [Preview] No.682420 del
And oiled up for added insulation.

NEET 03/20/2023 (Mon) 10:34 [Preview] No.682421 del

NEET 03/20/2023 (Mon) 10:35 [Preview] No.682422 del

NEET 03/20/2023 (Mon) 10:38 [Preview] No.682423 del
I'm scared now

NEET 03/20/2023 (Mon) 10:41 [Preview] No.682424 del

NEET 03/20/2023 (Mon) 10:43 [Preview] No.682426 del
I'm just scared I'm going to waste what little of my life is still left.

NEET 03/20/2023 (Mon) 10:44 [Preview] No.682427 del
sound like a race horse pissing in there

NEET 03/20/2023 (Mon) 10:44 [Preview] No.682428 del

NEET 03/20/2023 (Mon) 10:45 [Preview] No.682429 del
Very few people throughout human history got a chance to waste their lives, you should be proud not scared.

NEET 03/20/2023 (Mon) 10:46 [Preview] No.682430 del
cooking cabbage

NEET 03/20/2023 (Mon) 10:48 [Preview] No.682431 del
did doom neet end up installing doom?

NEET 03/20/2023 (Mon) 10:48 [Preview] No.682432 del
got a doctor's appointment early tomorrow, please remind me neets

NEET 03/20/2023 (Mon) 10:49 [Preview] No.682433 del
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I see many farts in your future.

NEET 03/20/2023 (Mon) 10:50 [Preview] No.682434 del
They have to be very nasty farts if you can actually see them.

NEET 03/20/2023 (Mon) 10:51 [Preview] No.682435 del
i'll need another neet to remind me to remind you

NEET 03/20/2023 (Mon) 10:54 [Preview] No.682436 del
Someone please remind this neet to remind me

NEET 03/20/2023 (Mon) 10:54 [Preview] No.682437 del
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thinking not so naughty thoughts now

NEET 03/20/2023 (Mon) 10:55 [Preview] No.682438 del
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NEET 03/20/2023 (Mon) 10:56 [Preview] No.682439 del
Don't forget to put the bin out

NEET 03/20/2023 (Mon) 10:57 [Preview] No.682440 del
No thanks.

NEET 03/20/2023 (Mon) 10:58 [Preview] No.682441 del
I don't actually know that she's russian but it was posted on the russian board

NEET 03/20/2023 (Mon) 10:58 [Preview] No.682442 del
They ignore me when I try talking to them.

NEET 03/20/2023 (Mon) 10:59 [Preview] No.682443 del
I think they got angry after we wanted a refund when we swapped nuro for 6 russian gf's that time.

NEET 03/20/2023 (Mon) 10:59 [Preview] No.682444 del
Should have thrown IGA into the deal.

NEET 03/20/2023 (Mon) 11:00 [Preview] No.682445 del
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NEET 03/20/2023 (Mon) 11:03 [Preview] No.682446 del
When your mummybot made chocolate cakes and such did you get to lick the bowl and beaters neets?

NEET 03/20/2023 (Mon) 11:06 [Preview] No.682447 del
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NEET 03/20/2023 (Mon) 11:07 [Preview] No.682448 del
Only if I'd been good

NEET 03/20/2023 (Mon) 11:07 [Preview] No.682449 del
Woeful gym session. Down in strength. Hadn't been in a week, and a week before that. Don't think I've done legs in about a month.
Back on the wagon tomorrow

NEET 03/20/2023 (Mon) 11:08 [Preview] No.682450 del
>tfw your first tinder date ever turns out to be a quokka

NEET 03/20/2023 (Mon) 11:09 [Preview] No.682451 del
This always has one cause - you're not eating enough to gain muscle. What's your diet like?

NEET 03/20/2023 (Mon) 11:13 [Preview] No.682452 del
Could really go some garlic bread right now

NEET 03/20/2023 (Mon) 11:13 [Preview] No.682453 del
cooked much cabbage

NEET 03/20/2023 (Mon) 11:15 [Preview] No.682454 del
Wish I had some real life friends

NEET 03/20/2023 (Mon) 11:15 [Preview] No.682455 del
my cousin's uncle's aunt of his mother's side's gardener invented pizza

NEET 03/20/2023 (Mon) 11:17 [Preview] No.682456 del
Yeah I've fallen off the diet wagon too. Nowhere near enough protein. Often one or two meals a day. Over the weekend I barely ate, was down to 104kg yesterday.

Wish I had a normal family with aunts and uncles and weddings to go to and cousins my age I could be friends with

NEET 03/20/2023 (Mon) 11:22 [Preview] No.682457 del
What was her garden like?

NEET 03/20/2023 (Mon) 11:24 [Preview] No.682458 del
i invented circles

NEET 03/20/2023 (Mon) 11:25 [Preview] No.682459 del
Apparently lizbef souf was without internet for a couple of hours today.

NEET 03/20/2023 (Mon) 11:28 [Preview] No.682460 del
Weber was backing up his movies to cloud again.

NEET 03/20/2023 (Mon) 11:31 [Preview] No.682461 del
I inverted cycles

NEET 03/20/2023 (Mon) 11:37 [Preview] No.682462 del
Marital rape isn't real

NEET 03/20/2023 (Mon) 11:56 [Preview] No.682463 del
I wonder how many biblically correct rapes Judas could have bought with those 30 pieces of silver.

NEET 03/20/2023 (Mon) 12:05 [Preview] No.682464 del
I did the math, according to wikipedia judas got 31g coins so he got 930g of silver and shekels were 9.8g and it cost 50 shekels to do a rape (490g) so Judas got roughly 1.7 rapes for betraying Jesus.

NEET 03/20/2023 (Mon) 12:28 [Preview] No.682465 del
Back on the mints but craving a vape

NEET 03/20/2023 (Mon) 12:35 [Preview] No.682466 del
Crush the mints up in water then IV it.

NEET 03/20/2023 (Mon) 12:42 [Preview] No.682467 del
mint bongs

NEET 03/20/2023 (Mon) 13:28 [Preview] No.682468 del
You cunts aren't asleep

NEET 03/20/2023 (Mon) 13:29 [Preview] No.682469 del
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NEET 03/20/2023 (Mon) 13:39 [Preview] No.682470 del
Two of those have been posted here before. Stale memes.

NEET 03/20/2023 (Mon) 13:41 [Preview] No.682471 del
They're now retro. I'm bringing them back.

NEET 03/20/2023 (Mon) 13:48 [Preview] No.682472 del
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NEET 03/20/2023 (Mon) 13:49 [Preview] No.682473 del
I bet she did too

NEET 03/20/2023 (Mon) 13:49 [Preview] No.682474 del
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You are not cool enough to set trends.

NEET 03/20/2023 (Mon) 13:51 [Preview] No.682475 del
You can't even post pictures

NEET 03/20/2023 (Mon) 14:02 [Preview] No.682476 del
Almost 3 full months into 2023 🌝

NEET 03/20/2023 (Mon) 14:03 [Preview] No.682477 del
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Thanks for depressing me.

NEET 03/20/2023 (Mon) 14:05 [Preview] No.682478 del
This century is almost a quarter over.

NEET 03/20/2023 (Mon) 14:09 [Preview] No.682479 del
Hopefully 2024 will be better.

NEET 03/20/2023 (Mon) 14:13 [Preview] No.682480 del
The site I get comics from now has pop up ads for shitty gook sex games
And you have to allow pop ups to download from there

NEET 03/20/2023 (Mon) 14:18 [Preview] No.682481 del
Some of the illegal streaming sites are like that now. The streams don't work if you use ad-blocking. You have to let sex ads pop-up to watch.

NEET 03/20/2023 (Mon) 14:34 [Preview] No.682482 del
We must watch the sex.

NEET 03/20/2023 (Mon) 14:49 [Preview] No.682483 del
Just watched some sex.

NEET 03/20/2023 (Mon) 14:51 [Preview] No.682484 del
Does it count as sex when the inseminator inseminates the cows at a farm?

NEET 03/20/2023 (Mon) 14:56 [Preview] No.682485 del
Peeping Tom?

NEET 03/20/2023 (Mon) 15:15 [Preview] No.682486 del
Might watch the sex.

NEET 03/20/2023 (Mon) 15:29 [Preview] No.682487 del
Don't watch the Hungarian cow breeding sex.

NEET 03/20/2023 (Mon) 15:34 [Preview] No.682488 del
Might watch a bit then switch over to human sex.

NEET 03/20/2023 (Mon) 15:35 [Preview] No.682489 del
You should see the udders on this fat cow.

NEET 03/20/2023 (Mon) 15:39 [Preview] No.682490 del
Feeling stupid, awkward, undesirable and unlikeable.
Can't stop thinking about how I'll never have a good job, never make friends, never celebrate my birthday, never be respected by peers or colleagues and will never be loved and wanted by a woman
I wish there was a worthwhile war I could die in

NEET 03/20/2023 (Mon) 16:24 [Preview] No.682491 del
Back pain

NEET 03/20/2023 (Mon) 19:23 [Preview] No.682492 del
morning neetbros

NEET 03/20/2023 (Mon) 19:52 [Preview] No.682493 del
big mistake

NEET 03/20/2023 (Mon) 19:57 [Preview] No.682494 del
icelandic cod liver

NEET 03/20/2023 (Mon) 20:03 [Preview] No.682495 del
Doctors appointment today.

NEET 03/20/2023 (Mon) 20:03 [Preview] No.682496 del
Neets, if you want to vote for a movie please do so this morning:

NEET 03/20/2023 (Mon) 20:05 [Preview] No.682497 del
thank you neet

NEET 03/20/2023 (Mon) 20:05 [Preview] No.682498 del
man buns are disgusting

NEET 03/20/2023 (Mon) 20:06 [Preview] No.682499 del
Happy Pepe.

NEET 03/20/2023 (Mon) 20:06 [Preview] No.682500 del
Good morning NEET.

NEET 03/20/2023 (Mon) 20:08 [Preview] No.682501 del
She texted me the Victorian drink driving rules this morning

NEET 03/20/2023 (Mon) 20:09 [Preview] No.682502 del
Maybe you just need to tweak the ad-blockers. What's the site?

NEET 03/20/2023 (Mon) 20:11 [Preview] No.682503 del
Send her this image back.

NEET 03/20/2023 (Mon) 20:19 [Preview] No.682504 del

NEET 03/20/2023 (Mon) 20:54 [Preview] No.682505 del
first day of leave and not even 7.30am and I am being hassled about work things

NEET 03/20/2023 (Mon) 20:59 [Preview] No.682506 del
Reply with a big reeeeeeee.

NEET 03/20/2023 (Mon) 21:01 [Preview] No.682507 del
This looks like another use of >>682503

NEET 03/20/2023 (Mon) 21:44 [Preview] No.682508 del
3 years since I've done a day's work and nobody's hassling me

NEET 03/20/2023 (Mon) 21:57 [Preview] No.682509 del
accio bum cheeks!

NEET 03/20/2023 (Mon) 22:04 [Preview] No.682510 del

NEET 03/20/2023 (Mon) 22:10 [Preview] No.682511 del
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NEET 03/20/2023 (Mon) 22:11 [Preview] No.682512 del
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Jesus Christ Liz it’s a magpie

NEET 03/20/2023 (Mon) 22:13 [Preview] No.682513 del
Will it rain today?

NEET 03/20/2023 (Mon) 22:28 [Preview] No.682514 del
Dropped a shit before. Big sloppy one that just exploded out of my arse. It hit the back wall of the bowl and just splattered all over the place.

NEET 03/20/2023 (Mon) 22:31 [Preview] No.682515 del
Already has.

NEET 03/20/2023 (Mon) 22:31 [Preview] No.682516 del
Googly moggly NEETs

NEET 03/20/2023 (Mon) 22:34 [Preview] No.682517 del
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she has lost the plot

NEET 03/20/2023 (Mon) 22:43 [Preview] No.682518 del
Thinking of quitting job at chemist warehouse. I get stressed out easily and stop thinking straight then older lady starts critiquing me and treating me like a retard (perhaps I am). NEETs, how do I get a comfy job being too dumb for a degree?

NEET 03/20/2023 (Mon) 22:46 [Preview] No.682519 del
My dole has gone up $2.16.
I might buy a postage stamp and send someone a letter.

NEET 03/20/2023 (Mon) 22:50 [Preview] No.682520 del
Stick it out until your Japan trip at least, if you can.

NEET 03/20/2023 (Mon) 23:06 [Preview] No.682521 del
I have to remind Weber of something.

NEET 03/20/2023 (Mon) 23:08 [Preview] No.682522 del
I messed up the indentation on one of weber's programs once.

NEET 03/20/2023 (Mon) 23:10 [Preview] No.682523 del
>space nappies

NEET 03/20/2023 (Mon) 23:10 [Preview] No.682524 del
I bet whore wears them.

NEET 03/20/2023 (Mon) 23:11 [Preview] No.682525 del
I agree with the other neet, stay until after your trip.

NEET 03/20/2023 (Mon) 23:12 [Preview] No.682526 del
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She's back!

NEET 03/20/2023 (Mon) 23:12 [Preview] No.682527 del
kek she makes me laugh.

NEET 03/20/2023 (Mon) 23:13 [Preview] No.682528 del
not one of her better ones unfortunately

NEET 03/20/2023 (Mon) 23:14 [Preview] No.682529 del
Might get on the goon.

NEET 03/20/2023 (Mon) 23:14 [Preview] No.682530 del
What do you have to remind him?

NEET 03/20/2023 (Mon) 23:24 [Preview] No.682531 del
I cant remember.
It wasnt about the bins.

NEET 03/20/2023 (Mon) 23:26 [Preview] No.682532 del
I need to go get some

NEET 03/20/2023 (Mon) 23:30 [Preview] No.682533 del
I think he had to go to the doctor maybe

NEET 03/20/2023 (Mon) 23:31 [Preview] No.682534 del
Hey other NEET you need to remind that NEET to remind that other NEET about that thing.

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NEET 03/20/2023 (Mon) 23:42 [Preview] No.682536 del
My shit has smelt like chemicals for about a week. Lucky I was wearing undies last night because I got a morning surprise.

NEET 03/20/2023 (Mon) 23:43 [Preview] No.682537 del
Maybe that was it.

NEET 03/20/2023 (Mon) 23:44 [Preview] No.682538 del
No one is too dumb for an Arts degree. Is it worth doing an Arts degree is dependent on your situation.

NEET 03/20/2023 (Mon) 23:44 [Preview] No.682539 del
I did this morning for that NEET.

NEET 03/20/2023 (Mon) 23:45 [Preview] No.682540 del
Have My Chemical Romance played a concert in your arse?

NEET 03/20/2023 (Mon) 23:46 [Preview] No.682541 del
Two poos, two coffees, two hours. Going to make another cup.

NEET 03/20/2023 (Mon) 23:47 [Preview] No.682542 del
Sudden and violent poo. Delayed reaction to McDolans coffee I think

NEET 03/20/2023 (Mon) 23:50 [Preview] No.682543 del
Possum left a mixtape last time he visited.
Demolition lovers is when he takes the crocs off.

NEET 03/20/2023 (Mon) 23:50 [Preview] No.682544 del
I had a painless and healthy poo but one bit wouldn't flush.
I had to flush thrice before it would leave.

NEET 03/20/2023 (Mon) 23:59 [Preview] No.682545 del
Long letter?

NEET 03/21/2023 (Tue) 00:00 [Preview] No.682546 del
Handsome fella.

NEET 03/21/2023 (Tue) 00:01 [Preview] No.682547 del
It's leaking out of you.

NEET 03/21/2023 (Tue) 00:02 [Preview] No.682548 del
A good omen

NEET 03/21/2023 (Tue) 00:06 [Preview] No.682549 del
Nah I could only afford a small piece of paper.

NEET 03/21/2023 (Tue) 00:08 [Preview] No.682550 del
If you apply for the concession program with Australia Post you get a free stamp or two. You could use your remaining funds for stationary to write a longer letter.

NEET 03/21/2023 (Tue) 00:09 [Preview] No.682552 del
Do I have to apply to the concession program by post?

NEET 03/21/2023 (Tue) 00:10 [Preview] No.682553 del
Shit, free document certification is alright.

NEET 03/21/2023 (Tue) 00:10 [Preview] No.682554 del
Pretty sure it's in-store but you will need application. They might be able to provide you a copy in-store.

NEET 03/21/2023 (Tue) 00:23 [Preview] No.682555 del
Getcomics.info, the way they have it set up means you have to allow pop ups to download from there but they only just started abusing that.

NEET 03/21/2023 (Tue) 00:26 [Preview] No.682556 del
Need to go for a goon run but will restrict myself to the bottleo.
Thinking this shidding self thing has something to do with alcohol.
I got 2l on friday i think.

NEET 03/21/2023 (Tue) 00:29 [Preview] No.682557 del
You should see a doctor if it continues.

NEET 03/21/2023 (Tue) 00:33 [Preview] No.682558 del
Dr Dan prescribes more goon.

NEET 03/21/2023 (Tue) 00:36 [Preview] No.682559 del
how much time do you have to do things at one of those self-serve car washes?

NEET 03/21/2023 (Tue) 00:37 [Preview] No.682560 del
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Morning NEETs,
Wanted to go fishing today, but nOoOoO;
These fuckin' bitches with their fuckin' zoom calls and their fuckin' appointments that I literally couldn't give less of a shit about are fucking up my day already, and it's barely 11:30.

The only reason I tolerate their bullshit is so that heaps of people don't get up my ass about it.

Fuckin' assholes.
Turns out, despite Australia's notorious system for helping people like me, being autistic anywhere on the planet fuckin' sucks.

I just wanna be left alone for fuck sake.
No tasty Barramundi for me today, apparently.

NEET 03/21/2023 (Tue) 00:38 [Preview] No.682561 del

NEET 03/21/2023 (Tue) 00:39 [Preview] No.682562 del
It depends. Probably 4-5 minutes for a wash cycle. That's how it is determined on that cost. You can spend as long as possible if you keep paying. Always drive forward if it is multi-bay line.

NEET 03/21/2023 (Tue) 00:39 [Preview] No.682563 del
>do things
No wanking in the car wash.

NEET 03/21/2023 (Tue) 00:40 [Preview] No.682564 del
Ok. So the amount of time it gives you for the default price is enough to get it wet, get some soap on, and rinse it down?

NEET 03/21/2023 (Tue) 00:40 [Preview] No.682565 del
Good morning NEET.

Just cancel their appointments or reschedule them if you don't want to go and it's about you. Unless you need whatever done urgently. Don't let them J U S T your day.

NEET 03/21/2023 (Tue) 00:46 [Preview] No.682566 del
I previously paid for two wash cycles normally. First time it took three as I was slower. Prepare to get wet to move faster.
1. Wash the dirt off with plain water with high pressure. A pressure wash so you don't scratch the car in step two. But you can do it differently.
2. Use scrubber with soap liquid coming out to the car with this mop thing.
3. Wash it off with plain water. Repeat step two for areas needing it while keeping an eye on the time.

It offers little protection to the paint but I want to get the dirt off and get it clean quickly. I would wax the car afterwards if it needs it if you care about the paint.

NEET 03/21/2023 (Tue) 00:47 [Preview] No.682567 del
When I was 6 my sister in law offered me $5 to wash her car.
I washed it and then she got angry at me for not polishing it and yelled at me.
I had never washed a car before and had no idea how to polish one and the fat cow made me cry.

NEET 03/21/2023 (Tue) 00:48 [Preview] No.682568 del
My parents tried making me think $5 pocket money was a good price for washing the car. It wasn't.

NEET 03/21/2023 (Tue) 00:49 [Preview] No.682569 del
She only gave me $2 in the end.
Maybe this is why I became a NEET.

NEET 03/21/2023 (Tue) 00:50 [Preview] No.682570 del
Rude bitch. That's a good deal for the price for a wash for your age.

NEET 03/21/2023 (Tue) 00:51 [Preview] No.682571 del
What a bitch. Should have scratched it up and let her tyres down after that.

NEET 03/21/2023 (Tue) 00:52 [Preview] No.682572 del
>for your age
with the understanding that you're getting a 6 year old's best effort, not a professional detail

NEET 03/21/2023 (Tue) 00:53 [Preview] No.682573 del
Exactly. A reasonably decent outside wash would be beyond satisfactory.

NEET 03/21/2023 (Tue) 00:54 [Preview] No.682574 del
Be careful of the Viet Bassa.

NEET 03/21/2023 (Tue) 01:00 [Preview] No.682576 del
Me feeling most days

NEET 03/21/2023 (Tue) 01:06 [Preview] No.682577 del
Two whoppers for $11.95, a $2 chips and a $3.50 chiggin royale.

NEET 03/21/2023 (Tue) 01:11 [Preview] No.682578 del
You shouldn't need to be compensated to do chores. Punishment works better than reinforcement. I would've kicked your arse for expecting to being paid.

NEET 03/21/2023 (Tue) 01:15 [Preview] No.682579 del
It's a good thing there is zero chance of you ever being a father.

NEET 03/21/2023 (Tue) 01:16 [Preview] No.682580 del
My Vietnamese step-mother choked me for not mopping the floors properly once.

NEET 03/21/2023 (Tue) 01:17 [Preview] No.682581 del
Imagine needing to be paid to offer assistance to a family member.

NEET 03/21/2023 (Tue) 01:18 [Preview] No.682582 del
You are a good dog.

NEET 03/21/2023 (Tue) 01:19 [Preview] No.682583 del
Did you rape her afterwards?

NEET 03/21/2023 (Tue) 01:20 [Preview] No.682584 del
Good morning NEETs.

NEET 03/21/2023 (Tue) 01:21 [Preview] No.682585 del
henlo sexc

NEET 03/21/2023 (Tue) 01:22 [Preview] No.682586 del
I once let my grandmother mow her front lawn and sat inside watching tv. Dad still brings it up now and then 20 years later.
The act of lending a hand is reward enough.
You should experience great guilt and dissapointment in yourself for not helping.
Shame and embarassment are your friends.

NEET 03/21/2023 (Tue) 01:24 [Preview] No.682587 del
Sup baby

NEET 03/21/2023 (Tue) 01:25 [Preview] No.682588 del
Are you a chink?

NEET 03/21/2023 (Tue) 01:27 [Preview] No.682589 del
Honourablr NEET-san will harvest much rice for father to make ancestors happy

NEET 03/21/2023 (Tue) 01:28 [Preview] No.682590 del
No but the idea that you need to get something out of people to offer help makes me think you're a jew.

NEET 03/21/2023 (Tue) 01:30 [Preview] No.682591 del
Its a terrible value system where compassion comes with conditional compensation clause. No wonder the family unit is destroyed.

NEET 03/21/2023 (Tue) 01:32 [Preview] No.682592 del
It's terrible mate and to think you have to hang out with degenerate NEETs like us rather than all your morally correct upstanding mates.
It must be hell for you you poor thing.

NEET 03/21/2023 (Tue) 01:34 [Preview] No.682593 del
We spend time together without the need for gain, other than company.

NEET 03/21/2023 (Tue) 01:35 [Preview] No.682594 del
But surely you'd be happier amongst good folks who share your values and morality?

NEET 03/21/2023 (Tue) 01:38 [Preview] No.682595 del
I just said that you display those high moral traits.

NEET 03/21/2023 (Tue) 01:41 [Preview] No.682596 del
You also called me a jew.

NEET 03/21/2023 (Tue) 01:41 [Preview] No.682597 del
I'm not going to japan
I meant that I'm too dumb for any real degree. I just want a simple comfy job that won't stress me out so I can focus on my personal projects. Working at a pharmacy is a bad idea because not fucking up scripts is important work and I don't want that responsibility for a job I don't give a shit about

NEET 03/21/2023 (Tue) 01:41 [Preview] No.682598 del
A bargain.

NEET 03/21/2023 (Tue) 01:42 [Preview] No.682599 del
>I'm not going to japan
But you were going somewhere overseas?

NEET 03/21/2023 (Tue) 01:42 [Preview] No.682600 del
You're also probably trying to work out the charges you could've made for your company.

NEET 03/21/2023 (Tue) 01:42 [Preview] No.682601 del
I agree.

NEET 03/21/2023 (Tue) 01:43 [Preview] No.682602 del
>I don't want that responsibility for a job I don't give a shit about
The (Pharmacy degree-holding) Pharmacist is responsible for correctness of script fulfillment, not you.

NEET 03/21/2023 (Tue) 01:43 [Preview] No.682603 del
Please bring me back a Jap gf.

NEET 03/21/2023 (Tue) 01:43 [Preview] No.682604 del
Cheap one?

NEET 03/21/2023 (Tue) 01:44 [Preview] No.682605 del
Can we go back to the question you're avoiding about why you post here rather than with all your great mates who share your amazing value system?
Surely someone like you must be surrounded by loving friends and family.

NEET 03/21/2023 (Tue) 01:44 [Preview] No.682606 del
Which NEET was going to Japan then?

NEET 03/21/2023 (Tue) 01:46 [Preview] No.682607 del
I spend time with them too.

NEET 03/21/2023 (Tue) 01:47 [Preview] No.682608 del
It wasn't me.

NEET 03/21/2023 (Tue) 01:49 [Preview] No.682609 del
Caught me on the sofa

NEET 03/21/2023 (Tue) 01:50 [Preview] No.682610 del
You'll choke on it.

NEET 03/21/2023 (Tue) 01:52 [Preview] No.682611 del
I don't know, but I am 99.9% certain the chemist warehouse neet was going overseas and we had a previous conversation about quitting before or after

NEET 03/21/2023 (Tue) 01:53 [Preview] No.682612 del
Who did?

NEET 03/21/2023 (Tue) 01:53 [Preview] No.682613 del
That does sound familiar.

NEET 03/21/2023 (Tue) 01:55 [Preview] No.682614 del
Went past a very unsavoury type while walking the dog before. He littered right in front of us. He looked extremely criminal. Brutish and dark-skinned. I bet he was carrying a knife.

NEET 03/21/2023 (Tue) 01:55 [Preview] No.682615 del
The chemist warehouse near me has a sikh security guard that is about 7ft tall.
He is quite intimidating.

NEET 03/21/2023 (Tue) 01:56 [Preview] No.682616 del
I have to double-check the medicatons they're getting at the script to make sure the pharmacist hasn't screwed up. I still bare some responsibility. Yesterday I was working and somebody was purchasing medication and had to pay extra because last time they were in here they apparently didn't pay for all their medications and they were arguing that in fact they did. On top of this there were additional medications that came up under her name that were an error by the pharmacist. Another time I accidentally dropped someones script so they left without it, and they were pretty pissed about it.

Am wondering what working at jb hi fi or officeworks is like

NEET 03/21/2023 (Tue) 01:57 [Preview] No.682617 del
The one near me, I always say hello and goodbye to. I kind of like it because I feel like I should say bye when I leave somewhere.

NEET 03/21/2023 (Tue) 01:57 [Preview] No.682618 del
>7ft tall
One foot of it is hair under his turban.

NEET 03/21/2023 (Tue) 01:59 [Preview] No.682619 del
I nod my head and he does the same, it's comfy.
He has a smaller sikh guard hiding under it.

NEET 03/21/2023 (Tue) 02:02 [Preview] No.682620 del
>jb hi fi or officeworks
Probably much the same, if you want a simple job where they leave you alone you might be better off with picking and packing.

NEET 03/21/2023 (Tue) 02:04 [Preview] No.682621 del
I remember one guy from my school went into potato picking, but he quit because it was too hot. He got free accomdation though and $50/hour

NEET 03/21/2023 (Tue) 02:06 [Preview] No.682622 del
having a rough go of it neets
posted a few days back about my mom being in the hospital in relation to her cancer
today her oncologist told us that he thinks palliative care is the only choice left
told myself I wasn't gonna start drinking frequently again but I'm getting drunk for the fourth time this week

NEET 03/21/2023 (Tue) 02:07 [Preview] No.682623 del
That's harsh NEET, I'm sorry to hear that.
Do what you have to to get through it mate.

NEET 03/21/2023 (Tue) 02:07 [Preview] No.682624 del
I am sorry to hea