How does he do it?

Big rape.

Ready.
From last night

>>711923
You must be really hot and moist in that suit for so long.

yellow bum rape

When are we doing womboflix footy? We could all gamble together

>>711928
Monk? No!

Get in here neets, we're watching paddy mcgoohan https://cytu.be/r/womboflix

>>711924
Keeps the shine too.

Saints wearing poofter socks

>>711932
it's a poofter sport

>>711932
Disgusting.

I'm a NEET again.

>>711935
Congrats NEET.

>>711936
Going to save $500 from each cenno payment for the next 12 months.

>>711937
What are your plans for the money you save?

>>711935
Welcome back

>>711938
No clear plan yet.

>>711937
sure you are

>>711941
That doesn't work on me since I'm a teetotaler.

>>711942
Good on you NEET.

will the commune have just one poop knife?

>>711941
Thanks Dan.

>>711935
Welcome back, time to relax.

I haven't seen Dan in a while.

>>711944
It will have a sword.

>>711944
Neets will just use their hands.

>>711944
Yes, we will have to take it in turns. (I won't be going last)

>>711947
I heard he retired.

Increasingly tempted to wank. I know if I do I will descend into a several day long edging session of not-vile-but-also-not-possum-approved porn.
I'm going to go out for a run to take my mind off things. Bye for now neets.

>>711951
He was forced into retirement after Bill started his homebrew set-up to provide the neets with endless free beer.

>>711952
May you be swift and light of foot.

>>711952
Have a good run m8.

love me furphs

does anyone have that no. 6 pepe? I can't find my copy

>>711957
no

>>711957
There was a pepe wearing a rowing blazer like patrick mcgoohan in the prisoner - does anyone have a copy?

>>711956
Is that the black and brown one? Christ, tranny chevrons are already bad enough.

Decided against a booze cruise to the grog shop. Was a bit wobly when I put my shoes on and couldn't really play off 'checking for my wallet' as an excuse to head out

>>711963
Good call King.

>>711963
Wagon still on track for tomorrow?

>>711965
Yeah just hope I don't get withdrawals before falling asleep

>>711966
>withdrawals before falling asleep
Go to sleep now. I am.

FOUND IT. I was wondering if I had hallucinated the whole thing. Anyway, thanks to everyone who watched various episodes of The Prisoner with us on womboflix. Next Wednesday we will be seeing the first episode of the 2019 superhero television series The Boys

It's interesting they picked #2 as main antagonist.

>>711970
my number twos are often antagonistic

>>711967
Good night NEET.

>>711970
For some reason I've never seen the last episode of the prisoner

Squeezed out the last of 3 sacks into my can of pepsi max, should get me through

>>711970
>>711973
No spoilers please.

>>711974
Gooner resourcefulness.

>>711975
Patrick McGoohan and Number 6 have the same birthday, which means Patrick McGoohan isn't playing a character he is literally is Number 6 and the village isn't a place it is society and it's keeping him prisoner

>>711969
Well found NEET.

Ban me? Bánh mì!

Do you wear pyjamas to bed neets?

>>711981
No the tops are uncomfortable, they get twisted.

ProjectionistNEET is deliberately antagonising Wombo?

>>711983
ProjectionistNEET was the checkout worker at Woolworths.

Wank urge defeated. The battle will start again tomorrow though. Long road ahead.

>>711984
That makes a lot of sense.

>>711981
Not proper pajamas but I wear undies and a tshirt.

>>711987
>undies
you've killed your bollocks

>>711985
Well done NEET. Great self mastery.

Posso from punchy

Thinking of having some two-minute noodles?

>>711991
Not right now.

Me on the right.

>>711993
That's a nice outfit.

>>711992
Why not?

>>711995
It is too close to bedtime. All that salt.

Wasted too much time today.

>>711996
Hmmm, good point. I squatted down before and could feel my huge gut against my legs. Definitely a sign I need to cut back.

>>711998
You are not looking good NEET. "Bloated" I heard one qt call you.

These threads just flying by so quick...

Have a blessed day Neets!

Please ban me

>>712001
Close the tab.

Going to a better place tomorrow

>>712003
Have a safe trip. Turn the electronic devices off for the weekend.

flash is long A
2 long
1 car
nice
care short
1 short
unders to ct
bomb mid
yeah easy

https://www.news.com.au/world/europe/mystery-as-schoolgirl-found-dead-in-bedroom-after-tragic-accident/news-story/7e2c0355d11a750b11431d374c0875ea
Wank gone wrong?

I am off to bed. Good night NEETs.

Top quality comfy viewing

https://youtube.com/watch?v=L_Ndfe7NJ-Q [Embed]

Getting emotional reading Luke 15 again bros

>>711971
Heh

Weighed myself. 80kg. I'm fatter than ever in terms of appearance but also several kg lighter. I've lost muscle. Not good.

Only one way to fix it I suppose.

Goodnight neets.

>>712013
Jiggly chortler

Season 4 is much worse than season 3
The style is very different

New YouTube for the womboflix 24hr playlist.
Can you put the shoe making video on it too please?

https://youtube.com/watch?v=mfeISyJbvrs [Embed]

>>712015
Sleep tight.

morning neetbros. I was sleeping soundly when my neighbour woke me by doing a lot of banging at 5 am. No way I can get back to sleep.

>>712021
Morning.

At Motherbat's.
Second can of mondster in my hole.

>>712023
big can?

>>712024
bigly big
the biggest folks

>>712021
>>712022
Good morning NEETs.

Think you've got what it takes to be a cytube entertainer? Tonight is open mic night on womboflix, where all of the neets are invited to stream a video for 10 minutes or so to entertain the other neets. 7pm AEST.

Britney Amber lingerie try on and "You're a wizard, 'Arry". Got this in the bag.

>>712028
>open mic night
I thought it was open mike night

Thinking about the Fight Camp starting later today.

Well i'm off my herder will be here shortly.

>>712032
Do not let him take any liberties with you.

>>712010
Looks comfy. I have bookmarked it. I have been watching the outdoor cooking no talking vids again.

>>712013
Get to the gym NEET, it should be an easy fix.

>>712035
you look comfy

Good morning NEETs.

>>712013
80kg is on the lighter side of my weight range for my height.

Just had a qt brunette ask me to drop my trackie pants and then she smeared lube all over my groin.

>>712037
Like a big bean bag.

Good morning my kittens.

>>712040
You having a medical procedure done NEET?

>>712042
Good morning. Meow.

Second to last aisle at Victor Woolworths, trolley packed right to the top and they evacuated the shopping centre. Had to go back and swap out all the cold items once we were allowed in. Held up so late I’m now waiting for her to finish in the bank because they’re now open.

>>712038
Good morning NEET.

>>712040
Good tug?

Two weeks
>Donald Trump told he could face charges over classified documents
https://www.bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-65839912

>>712046
J U S T
Is this twice in a week/fortnight?

>>712046
That is woe.

>>712049
There are so many two weeks and trust the plans that I'm not sure what I'm waiting for or trusting anymore.

>>712043
Yeah ultrasound
>>712048
Didn't even get a choke

>>712053
Do you know the sex of the baby yet?

>>712053
>Didn't even get a choke
Did you negotiate a good, bargain price?

>>712052
All will be revealed soon. Trust the plan.

Now he wants me to trust another plan.

>>712050
Twice in a week.

Oh boy the email that's going to produce.

>>712059
There was a nice girl doing pick and pack in the aisle we were in and she said she'd make sure the trolley wasn't touched.
Others weren't so fortunate when they went back in, finding baskets had been rounded up and some poor old duck had an entire trolley disappear and even the staff didn't know what had happened to it.
The entire shopping centre got evacuated, so all the stuff that was out on tables out the front had to get brought back into the shops and the staff were all pissed off.
The one in Lizbef they said was a drill. Todays just kept saying there was an emergency. No fire trucks or police showed up. No apology was given over the PA, or even an explanation.

>>712060
The cafes that were pretty full also had to abandon cooking and people who had breakfasts on their table had to leave them to go cold.

coffeemaxing today

>>712054
A healthy babby Dan.

is cruisey here?

most journalists are just influences nowadays

I trusted the plan
>Former US president Donald Trump says he has been indicted over classified documents at Mar-a-Lago
https://www.abc.net.au/news/2023-06-09/donald-trump-says-he-has-been-indicted/102460068

>>712066
Trust the plan neet, two weeks.

Didn't that mincing lisping faggot Albanese campaign on reducing power bills? 31% increase.

>>711935
congrats!

>>711981
I sleep naked
if it's cold, just a tshirt
under circumstances than don't allow me to be naked, I sleep in jeans or shorts

Low quality posts.

I did some more house cleaning. I used the special cobweb broom to clean up the walls and ceiling.
A NEET should have a full and versatile range of brooms in his arsenal.

>>712072
Can your fencing project still be saved?

>>712073
I'm using the mop to clean the ceiling of smoke stains

>>712075
>ceiling of smoke stains
A disgusting thought.

Pepper pie was very pepper

much pepper

>>712077
What was for dessert?

>>712079
On second stdout. Might have fruit cake or barbecue shapes or choggy later

>>712080
>fruit cake
I bet Motherbat buys the Balfours.

https://www.news.com.au/national/simple-truth-emerges-as-brittany-higgins-texts-are-leaked/news-story/088b7657f1a3ef41898b3e74ed5ad07f
>Whatever you think of how Ms Higgins, in her own words, “weaponised” her own story, nobody deserves to have the private contents of their phone disgorged across the media.
Journalist is a hypocrite. Film at 11.

>>712081
It's an Aldi one to try, as she saw it was rated the best of the supermarket ones somewhere.

>>712081
>Balfours.
We don't buy their stuff since they became Chink owned a couple of decades ago.

>>712082
That was the fat pig of a journalist who drove drunk, got into a police chase refusing to stop, and then walked away from court after a bunch of glowing references from other media pieces of shit.

>>712084
>Chink owned
I have not heard that. Wikipedia says they are owned by San Remo.

>>712068
Mine went from
peak consumption .3303960 per kWh
dedicated circuit .1695650
supply charge 1.644500 per day
to
peak consumption .3990580
dedicated circuit .2117280
supply charge 1.691470 per day

>>712077
lots a pepper

We have the most gas in the world but the price here is the most expensive because the government doesn't make them set a certain amount aside for domestic use.
This country is fucked.

>>712086
It was the late 90s. Some HK/Chinese group purchased them. Since then there was acquisitions by Betabake/San Remo I think.

Just downloaded fubar, don't know what it will be like.

Feel a bit sick.
Lots of work to do today.

>>712089
We literally export it and then pay to import it again. Absolutely retarded and evil.

>>712091
I bet it'll be fucked up beyond all recognition.

>>712091
>fubar
6.5/10 on imdb. Not promising.

imdb is goy as fuck

I want to write a fantasy series with a lot of anti-semitic undertones.

I've written up a lifting plan to get me back to about 80% of my old strength. I will follow a linear progression until I get there and then it'll be back to my old plan.
I'll make sure to run on my off days too.

>>712098
Sounds do-able.

>>712076
I don't particularly enjoy smoking indoors, but what can you do in the winter?
>>712097
like behead all satans? or more subtle

>>712098
Good plan NEET. Keep us posted on your progress please.

>>712100
>I don't particularly enjoy smoking indoors, but what can you do in the winter?
You sound like a repulsive person to live with.

Cherry Ripe flavour Old Gold isn't particularly good. Not awful by any stretch, but not the same as a Cherry Ripe bar.

White dog.

Day ten or eleven of nowank, no porn etc.
Wish I had kept better count of the days. Sleeping way better now. I just go straight off to sleep and wake up feeling much more refreshed than usual. I'm glad I've stuck with it this far. Let us see how long I last. The longest I've ever gone is about 15 days.

>>712106
Good luck.

>>712107
The Matrix negro meme is better.

maybe order pizza tonight ?

>>712110
pidser night was last night

>>712111
i'm talking about pizza

>>712112
pizza night was last night

pixxa night.

>>712113
pizza night is every night

>>712114
that's for monk's ztepmum

Possum calls them a pie.

>>712117
but they're not pies

>>712118
I know right.

>>712119
they're pizzas

>>712120
pidsers

>>712121
what's that?

Pizzas and pidsers and pixxas, oh my!

>>712122
fren u no wat a pidser is

>>712124
no dont

i made my willy release white sauce

>>712120
pizza pies

>>712102
that's because in all likeliness, I am

>>712128
Smelly gypsy.

>>712129
I take showers daily, wtf are you talking about?

SpreadsheetNEET needs to take 50 off my tally.
Didnt follow the system.

Might go to subway for a feed. What is the best value there?

Also, some cunt reserved 3+ machines.
He joked that he forgot that he had reserved one half an hour before.

Put another 50 down to chase your loses.

>>712131
I look forward to hearing about your current position.

doing an electricity

>>712131
Noted. The real system has never been tried.

He should sell bussy to offset the losses.

>>712136
Be careful NEET. Looks dangerous.

>>712138
His Onlyfans only has three subscribers.

>>712133
He thought the jackpot was due to go off.

>>712130
I highly doubt that, considering you smoke inside.

looking at pictures of pretty ladies

>>712142
as long as you wash you clothes now and then and you don't smoke in a fucking 10 square meters room, you won't smell
can't say the same if you smoke weed instead of cigs
I used to live with this guy who was a filthy fucking stoner
every time he would light a joint you could feel the smell in all 3 rooms
if I were to forget some jacket in the room he was smoking, I could not even go to the store without people noticing the smell
that's someone I would call obnoxious

>>712144
You reek of smoke you just don't realise it.

>>712132
Just get the biggest one they have.

I fucking hate how loud pajeets are.

>>712136
Don't electrocute yourself neet.

The NEETs rioted due to a lack of Olives and Bill stories once.

Going to subway. May Dan give me the courage to buy whatever I need to buy there.

>>712145
except I do
now and then I visit my parents
given that my dad would foam at the mouth if he would find out I smoke, I smoke in the greenhouse
to say that whenever I smoke there my cloths stink, would be too gentle
the space is the size of a small kitchen (where most people smoke), which made me realize that's where the myth of cloths that stink of smoke comes from

>>712147
I fucking hate pajeets.

>the gypsy is acting all high and mighty because it doesn't smoke weed
>still smokes tobacco inside like an animal
Glasshouses.

>>712154
I wonder how many generations of cousin marriage that creature is the result of.

Big cookup is going to start at 4.

>>712153
>it
*he
look, I get that you're an aussie, but you don't have to be mentally disabled

>>712158
I'm sorry, I'll make sure to respect your pronouns.

>>712152
no you don't

>>712157
Pork ribs thanks.

>>712023
Give her a side hug across the shoulders and a little wink from me please.

>>712157
What are we having?

Severely woed at how my hair looks now. I cut it too short and I look like a minda, especially from the side.

The gypsy ought to be banned.
Pajeets should not be allowed here.

>>712164
You cut your own hair?

>>712166
Yeah, I've been doing so for years. I fucked it up this time though. I am looking at a bloke now who had the same hairstyle I always had and feel woed.

Cutting it too short at the back has somehow fucked it up in the front too.
JUST

>>712039
80kg NEET is only 3 foot tall.

>>712040
How close to your bum did she get?

>>712168
Go to Just Cuts NEET. Ask them to fix it up.

>>712046
Send that email.

>>712053
Hot

>>712058
It's incredible.
You should buy a lotto ticket.

>>712173
I am too embarrassed.

>>712055
They're never good, just bargain price.

>>712060
This sounds like the start of a cryptid video.
Were there any lights in the sky?

>>712075
Use vodka and baking soda

>>712089
Thanks to Weber.

Risen. Tax free. Positive mood. Fight camp resumes.

>>712103
You're just saying that.

>>712182
Good morning King.

Very tempted to have a cheeky little squizz at some naked ladies on the internet and touch my neetstick.

>>712135
Spreadsheet NEET will need to update us.

The ol' squizz and jizz.

I prefer the gook lady choke and stroke.

>>712137
The real system was worked yesterday.

>>712141
He's a fucking dog

>>712144
To non smokers, cigarette smoke is very noticeable.

>>712158
Ease up turbo

>>712165
You too.

arts and crafts is going okay
only got two leds and five transistors to solder in
have to do that after dindins as motherbat wanted the bench for cooking

>>712196
are ya winning son?

I don't know what happened to my enthusiasm. It has just vanished.

>>712196
Packet initiated explosive trigger?

Might just call this day a write off and get on the goon. Enjoy fight camp neets. Keep fighting the good fight in my absence.

>>712185
Wash your neet stick first, you don't know where it's been.

>>712199
In-circuit transistor tester.

>>712196
very nice and tidy.

>>712200
based and giving up pilled

cooked dinner a bit early

if iqs were like golf scores then i'd be hte smaterest here

how's the atmospheric pressure where you are today?

>>712182
Based.

>>712206
You're our special neet.

>>712207
1019.1hPa

>>712209
:)

>>712196
Looking good NEET.

still have half a head of cabbage to use for tomorrow

>>712200
Sounds do-able.

"Some evidence suggests that consuming cabbage in high amounts may affect your thyroid." my thyroid gone get fucked up son

we really need a new neet, not of us have the grip needed anymore

Day written off. Boong time.

>>712217
How many will be acquired?

what do women feel like?

>>712219
bags of sand

>>712220
i dont like how sand feels

>>712221
it's like wet sand in a balloon

>>712222
not just their boobs, but like the rest of their body. i bet they have soft skin

i just want someone to hug in bed at night

>>712223
they do have soft skin
it is nice usually

>>712196
You got a little jiffy box to put it in?

>>712218
Probably just a box of golden oaks to start. Might see if BWS has any specials.

should deport all the turks

does weber get heartburn?

>>712226
Yeah.
I don't have any PCB mounting thingos or a drill down here, but I'll box it at some point.
I'll still be able to diagnose the windscreen wiper circuit board I want to check once I've finished soldering things.

We should deport Weber from webbyland and bring Bill in.

going to sleep

i need to develop positive body dysmorphia

>>712232
Good night.

>>712231
You're a fickle bunch.

>>712228
Along with all the ching-chongs and pajeets, I very much agree

>>712216
>the grip needed
Hot!

>>712238
He has a firm grip.

>>712239
Firm gripper?

Narrowly avoided the bootle-o. Got home okay. Having a coffee. Going to have a nap afterwards and then some cleaning and various household duties.

>>712243
Hopefully your aim improves

race based abortions

i want to fuck a goblin

>>712247
'sup sexc

>>712243
Good work NEET.

>>712247
What are your thoughts on gnomes?

>>712250
too small even for my dick

hey patrick!

gonna be racist to the next non-australian flag i see

>>712251
you can only try

Alright neets, in 1 hour we will be holding open microphone night on womboflix - where we each take turns in impressing, dazzling, and entertaining our fellow neets with youtube videos. All are invited. https://cytu.be/r/womboflix

that one neet isn't invited, he knows who he is

binged, need to feel less full by gym time

Delayed taxation. Considering a gar

6 million wasn't enough it never happened but it should have happened

>>712259
You need another react project to motivate you.

>>712261
my seat is stained with cum and stinks of it

>>712262
>stinks of it
With a gar it's only going to get stronger.

>>712263
use english words

>>712254
no

>>712265
shut up you porch monkey

>>712264
*garn

>>712267
oh no you didnt

Clothes have been on the line for a bit. Getting rained on lots.

>>712271
second wash, now they'll be extra clean

>>712273
you'd like that, wouldn't you faggot

>>712271
helps get them extra clean, which is good for heavily soiled neet underpants

tiramisu for puddink

>>712274
its not gay getting my dick sucked

>>712275
A smart NEET would stuff Chux to reduce seepage.

Internet is still running badly after a VPN reroute. Going to reboot the router. Poor beau must struggle with new ip hashes all the time.

Electrified chux

>>712279
I'm going to reboot you.

how is schizoidneet tonight?

do the more munted neets feel like their lack of physical human contact has really damaged them?

>>712283
>has really damaged them?
Can't damage what's already gaped.

Rectal revenge.

yeah this place is getting tiring with the same "jokes" over and over again, time to post a dan image or something i guess

>>712283
yes

>>712286
The board is better when you're drunk.

>>712286
You were advised the show wasn't going to end

>>712286
>is getting tiring with the same
this, but instead of the board, my life

>>712286
> "jokes"
he don't "get" them

I bet after constantly nagging neets to watch his videos for days cruisey won't even show up to open microphone night tonight

>>712292
He could be trusting his system.

I paralyzed his back once.

Get in here neets, and bring a video, it's open mic night on womboflix! https://cytu.be/r/womboflix

>>712294
A good rub and tug will sort out that complex medical issue

19 acquired. Fight camp delayed. Large big mac meal with bacon consumed.

>>712297
> Large big mac meal with bacon consumed.
bacon doesn't go with big mac sorce

>>712297
Wagon on Tuesday due to the public holiday?

>>712299
Tomorrow, for real this time

carn port!

>>712300
Sounds do-able.

2 big pigsders and a cheesey mushroom garlic bread

>>712303
Good pixxas?

Cat just got into a big fight
Tried to seperate them but couldn't grab one without getting my hand all cut up, could only use my foot so much
Don't think she's in a good way now, too old for combat. Hair everywhere, probably some decent cuts on both teams

>>712305
Poor cats. I hope they are okay. Keep us updated NEET.

Garn sleep.

>>712308
Well done NEET. I enjoyed hearing Motherbat. She sounded quite intense.

>>712309
I can’t even remember what it was about. She was doing the dishes and probably going on about something in the news.

>>712310
She would probably be happier if she didn't let things upset her.

>>712311
Yes. I tell her to stop reading the newspaper and watching so much tv news, but she doesn’t listen. She also has an annoying habit of talking about it while I’m doing something requiring concentration. You could be defusing a land mine and she’d be going on about some inane political shit.

Have a blessed Friday, Neets!

Footy stream has fucking died

>>712313
Sleep tight USA NEET

Wet greasy farts

>>712314
Mine has been good.

Multi looking solid as

>>712317
Link?

>>712318
>Multi
Big stake?

>>712319
Weird I had the exact same one open but the same link in a new tab has it working

>>712320
$5 take
$17.50 return

>>712321
>$17.50 return
Cashed up NEET.

>>712322
Free goonbag

>>712323
Fight camp postponed again?

>>712324
😒